Episode 5

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0:00:03 > 0:00:06The bakers were under pressure in Pastry Week.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09This couldn't have gone much more wrong. Up against the clock...

0:00:09 > 0:00:11Time is running out.

0:00:11 > 0:00:15..and pulling out all the stops to impress the judges.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17I have my secret weapon with me - dental floss.

0:00:17 > 0:00:21SUE: You're the first person we've had who's actually flossed their pastry.

0:00:21 > 0:00:22Nothing weird about that.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Time for An Extra Slice!

0:00:45 > 0:00:47APPLAUSE

0:00:47 > 0:00:50CHEERING

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Hello, and welcome to the show.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Did we all enjoy watching the bakers get a pasting in Pastry Week?

0:00:58 > 0:01:00AUDIENCE: Yes!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Mary's passionate about pastry, of course,

0:01:03 > 0:01:07and presumably loves nothing better than to spend hours creating

0:01:07 > 0:01:09delicate savoury parcels.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13God, I've got better things to do than make filo pastry.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15LAUGHTER

0:01:15 > 0:01:16I stand corrected.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19For reasons known only to himself,

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Selasi has decided to make a note of the exact times

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Benjamina opens the fridge.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31LAUGHTER

0:01:31 > 0:01:33APPLAUSE

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Meanwhile, Val's constant aerobic exercise

0:01:39 > 0:01:42has made a bit of a dent beneath the tent's groundsheet,

0:01:42 > 0:01:46leading to a slight problem when she's standing at her workbench.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47See if you can spot what it is.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49There's Selasi.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51There's Jane.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53And where's Val? LAUGHTER

0:01:55 > 0:01:59Sadly, Pastry Week saw the end of the road for Val.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01AUDIENCE: Aww!

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Having listened to her bakes, who told her to prepare for the worst,

0:02:04 > 0:02:08it was indeed her turn to exit through the tent flaps.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10But the good news is,

0:02:10 > 0:02:13she's on her way here and will be with us a bit later on.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Yeah!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19That's assuming she's allowed enough time.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21LAUGHTER

0:02:21 > 0:02:24I wonder what viewer Lauren's bake would have said to her

0:02:24 > 0:02:25if she'd listened to it.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28She sent us a picture of a cake she made for her boss,

0:02:28 > 0:02:30who loves guinea pigs.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34Lauren says, "I was very ambitious but I'm delighted with the outcome."

0:02:34 > 0:02:36LAUGHTER

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Let's hope you're as delighted with the outcome

0:02:42 > 0:02:44of your next employee appraisal, Lauren.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46LAUGHTER

0:02:46 > 0:02:49More of those later, and we'll also be taking a closer look

0:02:49 > 0:02:52at the offerings brought along by our studio audience.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55I'm looking for excellent lamination.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Show us your bakes!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58CHEERING

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Our celebrity panel will be trying a few of those later on,

0:03:05 > 0:03:08so let's meet them while they're still smiling.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09LAUGHTER

0:03:09 > 0:03:12First up, it's the Michelin-starred chef who salivates

0:03:12 > 0:03:14when he thinks about a Bakewell tart.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16It's Michel Roux Jr!

0:03:16 > 0:03:17APPLAUSE

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Thank you.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Next it's the former Bake Off winner who famously referred to Paul

0:03:25 > 0:03:28as "the male judge"

0:03:28 > 0:03:31and proved that you can prove dough in the microwave.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32It's Nancy Birtwhistle.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34APPLAUSE

0:03:37 > 0:03:40And finally a comedian who thinks he'd be the perfect person

0:03:40 > 0:03:42to work in a French patisserie.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44It's Tom Allen.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45APPLAUSE

0:03:49 > 0:03:53So, Michel, I'm told that you love Bakewell tart so much

0:03:53 > 0:03:55you named your daughter after them?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57How is Bakewell?

0:03:57 > 0:03:58LAUGHTER

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Hmm, yes, she's probably very embarrassed by that.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Bakewell tart in French is "amandine".

0:04:04 > 0:04:06And it's rather beautiful, isn't it, Amandine?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08It's her second name. She's actually called Emily.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10But, yes, she's still probably cringing...

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Lemon? Emily, not lemon! LAUGHTER

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Lemon Bakewell tart? No.

0:04:17 > 0:04:23Nancy, you had to bake the famous kouign amann in Pastry Week.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Have you made one since? No.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27LAUGHTER

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Why not? They're delicious.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30They are delicious. They are delicious.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33If I had a second daughter I would call her kouign amann.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34LAUGHTER

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Tom, why are you the right person to work in a French patisserie, then?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41I think because ever since I was a teenager,

0:04:41 > 0:04:44I've been very interested in all sorts of cooking.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48I also got an A* at food technology GCSE.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49AUDIENCE: Oooh!

0:04:49 > 0:04:52I don't want to make a big deal about it, but it was a HUGE deal!

0:04:52 > 0:04:53LAUGHTER

0:04:53 > 0:04:57Right, now, viewers across Britain have been busy in their kitchens.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Shall we see how they've been getting on?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01AUDIENCE: Yes! I think so.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Now, although we've had a full English breakfast cake on before,

0:05:04 > 0:05:06this one's so good we had to show it.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10It's from Mark, who made it for his friend Alan's birthday.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Hard to believe it's a sponge cake covered in chocolate buttercream.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15AUDIENCE GASPS

0:05:15 > 0:05:17That's absolutely stunning, Mark.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Although I did ask for mushrooms

0:05:19 > 0:05:21instead of the tomato, but...

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Tabitha from Devon also made a chocolate cake.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27She wanted it to look like a big chocolate bar

0:05:27 > 0:05:29with a silky caramel on top.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31And to be fair, it didn't turn out too badly.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34LAUGHTER

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Although due to the caramel being a tiny bit on the hard side,

0:05:37 > 0:05:40here's the utensil Tabitha had to use

0:05:40 > 0:05:42in order to cut everyone a slice.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44LAUGHTER

0:05:44 > 0:05:48Now, let's look at the efforts of Joan and Walter from Belfast.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50When their two grandsons James and Jack

0:05:50 > 0:05:53moved up to the next karate belt colour,

0:05:53 > 0:05:57the proud grandparents decided to capture the moment in cake.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59So how well did Granny Joan and Grandad Walter

0:05:59 > 0:06:02depict James and Jack in fondant?

0:06:03 > 0:06:06LAUGHTER

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Walter did Jack, who's on the right.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10And I have it on good authority that his feet

0:06:10 > 0:06:13don't actually look like that. LAUGHTER

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Pauline from Hampshire hasn't done too badly with her attempt

0:06:16 > 0:06:17at a rainbow cake.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19AUDIENCE: Ooh.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21That's all right, isn't it?

0:06:21 > 0:06:25That was her final attempt. She doesn't tell us of how many.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29But perhaps we'll get an idea when we look at her very first go.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32LAUGHTER

0:06:34 > 0:06:36And finally a birthday cake that Jo made

0:06:36 > 0:06:39for her son's eighth birthday on an army theme.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42It's of a military tank and, to be honest,

0:06:42 > 0:06:45a few of the parents wondered if she should be court-martialled.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48LAUGHTER

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Do keep sending in pictures of your home baking.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Details at the bottom of the screen.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57And thanks to everyone this week for being such good sports.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Back now to the tent.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02And let's remind ourselves what happened in Pastry Week.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Week five in the tent, and the bakers faced pastry.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09It's time to bake.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12In the Signature, Danishes were on the menu...

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Your pastry needs a lot of work.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17..filled with mushrooms, bacon

0:07:17 > 0:07:19and even cereal.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21The flavours could be good and the pastry could be rubbish.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25The Technical was a seemingly simple Bakewell tart...

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Most of them will have made frangipane in some form before.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32..a British classic which divided the bakers.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34It feels really old school.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36It's just classic and classy.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37But Jane triumphed...

0:07:37 > 0:07:39And in first place...

0:07:39 > 0:07:40..coming first.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44The bakers were stretched in the filo Showstopper...

0:07:44 > 0:07:46That's not thin enough.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49..48 amuse-bouches in just four hours.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53It's fiddly and foldy. It's awful.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Candice was crowned Star Baker for a second time.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Val.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01But it was the end of the road for Val, and she left the tent.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12As Val herself admitted this week, she was stretched beyond her limit.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14A bit like her filo pastry.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Now, her Signature pastries fell apart.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20She not only didn't read the recipe for the Technical,

0:08:20 > 0:08:24she didn't even manage to FIND half of it.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26And she only served half the required number

0:08:26 > 0:08:29of sweet show-stopping amuse-bouches.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30Michel, where did she go wrong?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33And bear in mind we've only got half an hour.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34LAUGHTER

0:08:34 > 0:08:36It wasn't that doom and gloom.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40And Tom certainly was hanging on by the skin of his teeth,

0:08:40 > 0:08:44but I think Rav as well - he was not performing to his best abilities,

0:08:44 > 0:08:50I don't think. But I think it was really the end for Val.

0:08:50 > 0:08:55She'd given all she could and I think it was a fair decision.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59Do you know, I thought Val brought such warmth to the tent

0:08:59 > 0:09:05and actually brought it down to, "Let's enjoy it," you know.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07I thought she was smashing.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Tom, will you miss Val?

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Yes, of course I will. Michel, you were just talking about her

0:09:11 > 0:09:13as though she was about to be executed.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15LAUGHTER

0:09:15 > 0:09:18That's not how this show works, is it? It's the French in me.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Vive la revolution!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23LAUGHTER

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Well, let them eat cake! Well, maybe... Yeah.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27LAUGHTER

0:09:27 > 0:09:30APPLAUSE

0:09:30 > 0:09:31I'll miss her terribly,

0:09:31 > 0:09:36I think because she brings such a great joie de vivre. And...

0:09:36 > 0:09:37there were times she was going,

0:09:37 > 0:09:40"I just make it with love, I just make it with love."

0:09:40 > 0:09:42And there were a few times when that, frankly, wasn't enough.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44LAUGHTER

0:09:44 > 0:09:45Quite often that seemed to happen.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48"I always make Bakewell tarts. I make them every week."

0:09:48 > 0:09:50And it's like, "Val, it's not cooked!"

0:09:50 > 0:09:52She's like, "I make it with love."

0:09:52 > 0:09:54"I know. But it's poisoning people!"

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Was she the right one to go? No, she should have stayed.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59She can't go out into the community!

0:09:59 > 0:10:02LAUGHTER

0:10:02 > 0:10:04APPLAUSE

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Rav also had a close call in Pastry Week,

0:10:11 > 0:10:14serving up bone-dry Signature cinnamon swirls

0:10:14 > 0:10:16and maple pecan plaits.

0:10:16 > 0:10:21But there was one scenario he was absolutely determined to avoid.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24I cannot be last in the Technical for the third week in a row.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26After coming last in the Technical...

0:10:26 > 0:10:28for the third week in a row,

0:10:28 > 0:10:32Rav was saved by his show-stopping filo tartlets

0:10:32 > 0:10:37and spiced samosas, which the judges said tasted beautiful.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41Now, the Signature this week - to bake 24 Danish pastries -

0:10:41 > 0:10:43really put the bakers under pressure.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Let's talk about engineer Andrew,

0:10:45 > 0:10:48who took a typically precise approach to his bake.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Of course I'm measuring my butter.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53I've got to maintain a reputation as a reputable engineer.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57To be fair, Isambard Kingdom Brunel was the same.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00If he hadn't measured his butter accurately, we wouldn't still

0:11:00 > 0:11:01have such iconic structures

0:11:01 > 0:11:03as the Clifton Suspension Bridge.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06LAUGHTER

0:11:06 > 0:11:10Nancy, what do you think of Andrew's focus on precision?

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Well, I think in baking it's...it's important.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15I think, you know, baking is a science.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18I don't know whether I'd go quite as far as Andrew,

0:11:18 > 0:11:22but I think you have to be fairly exact and precise with what you do.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Do you measure your butter, Michel, or just...?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26No? No. Do you not?

0:11:26 > 0:11:31You just said it - "fairly exact". Yeah. A piece of butter this size.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34The pastry will be that size. You fold it in. Done.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Let's see how important precision was to Val

0:11:36 > 0:11:38in the Showstopper Challenge.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40That'll do.

0:11:40 > 0:11:41LAUGHTER

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Andrew's attention to detail

0:11:46 > 0:11:49also demanded the use of a technique I've never heard of.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52I like to get nice, neat corners on the butter.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55If that means a little bit of hand fudging, that's fine with me.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59Are you fine with a bit of hand fudging, Michel?

0:11:59 > 0:12:03Do you do that? Not often.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05LAUGHTER

0:12:05 > 0:12:09Another fascinating snippet of information emerged.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12My dad always used to have dates in the glove box of the car.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16Dates? In the glove box of his car? How romantic(!) Um...

0:12:16 > 0:12:19LAUGHTER

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Andrew's father sounds like an intriguing and presumably

0:12:22 > 0:12:23tiny man, doesn't he?

0:12:23 > 0:12:26LAUGHTER

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Yeah, I also like the use of glove box as well.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32I wonder what he kept on the parcel shelf. Maybe some marrons glaces?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35And I do think as well it's an odd thing to have on a car journey.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Nobody's ever been, you know, with their kids, you know, travelling

0:12:38 > 0:12:40for a couple of hours and the kids go,

0:12:40 > 0:12:42"Oh, Dad, pass me a Medjool date."

0:12:42 > 0:12:45It hardly a Haribo or a Werther's Original.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48"Oh, have you got any candied lemons?"

0:12:48 > 0:12:49LAUGHTER

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Moving on to Tom, he decided to give his breakfast pastries

0:12:53 > 0:12:56a literal touch by piling some breakfast on top of them.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Let's see how Mary felt about the idea.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01The flavour is quite similar to

0:13:01 > 0:13:03when you get to the end of your bowl of cereal

0:13:03 > 0:13:05and you drink the milk.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07LAUGHTER

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Mary very much the CEREAL killer there.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14LAUGHTER

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Let's see what Paul thought of them.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21That's... Do you know what? I'm not going to. That's fine.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22AUDIENCE: Aww.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26At which point in the baking process did Tom go wrong there?

0:13:26 > 0:13:28I think from the very beginning, the choice of ingredients.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32I mean, why on earth would you want to put cereal in a Danish pastry?

0:13:32 > 0:13:34It's just wrong. You have a bowl of cereal,

0:13:34 > 0:13:36then you have maybe something savoury,

0:13:36 > 0:13:38and then you have your sweet Danish.

0:13:38 > 0:13:39It's called breakfast.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41LAUGHTER

0:13:41 > 0:13:43I think I agree with Michel.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46He's trying to be different, but not in a good way.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50I mean, he must think that's great, otherwise he wouldn't be doing it.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53But I think it's a bit misguided.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57I don't know who's tasting his stuff at home, but...

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Who's saying it's OK to talk to Mary Berry

0:13:59 > 0:14:01about drinking your cereal milk?

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Nobody would say that in front of Mary!

0:14:03 > 0:14:05She obviously never has cereal with milk.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07What does she have? She just has a few seeds,

0:14:07 > 0:14:09and then she goes out and she dances in the fields.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11LAUGHTER

0:14:11 > 0:14:14And he's always so flustered all the time and always looks so down

0:14:14 > 0:14:18and so hard on himself. Even if they're closing in on somebody else

0:14:18 > 0:14:20who is looking quite happy with what they're doing,

0:14:20 > 0:14:22you still see Tom in the background going, "Oh, God, what have I done?

0:14:22 > 0:14:25"I've forgotten to put anything in the bowl!"

0:14:25 > 0:14:27LAUGHTER

0:14:27 > 0:14:28But I don't mean to be unkind.

0:14:28 > 0:14:29LAUGHTER

0:14:29 > 0:14:33The Technical was a traditional Bakewell tart.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36As Andrew put his tart into the oven

0:14:36 > 0:14:40we witnessed something inside the tent which defied explanation.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42THUNDERCLAP

0:14:42 > 0:14:46It was one of the most extraordinary mysteries of all time.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48It's not looking very baked.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51The question was why?

0:14:51 > 0:14:54I'm not actually sure what the top of it is meant to look like when it's baked.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Would the mystery ever be solved?

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Oh, my word!

0:14:59 > 0:15:00The oven wasn't on.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02LAUGHTER

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Yes, the mystery WAS solved.

0:15:04 > 0:15:10Turning the oven on is quite a basic part of baking, surely, Tom?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12I think what's really worrying about this is that

0:15:12 > 0:15:15for a living Andrew designs aeroplanes.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17LAUGHTER

0:15:17 > 0:15:21"Oh, I'm so sorry, I just completely forgot to put any wings on it."

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Such a basic thing.

0:15:22 > 0:15:26Is that what it's like in the tent? Is it very...?

0:15:26 > 0:15:27Is it easy to forget things?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30I always used to put the oven on straightaway. Really? Before...

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Yeah. It's a bit like turning up at the tent and going,

0:15:33 > 0:15:35"Oh, my goodness, I haven't got any trousers on!"

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Several of the bakers looked concerned for Andrew.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Although Tom wasn't one of them.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42LAUGHTER

0:15:42 > 0:15:47Let's round off our chat with a trip down memory lane for Mary.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50She's remembering the days when she made filo pastry in college.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52At least I hope she is.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54We pulled it. And we couldn't keep a straight face,

0:15:54 > 0:15:57cos you always got somebody else to pull it with you.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59LAUGHTER

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Let's see what our studio audience have pulled out of the bag.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05It's time to have a look at some of your bakes.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Natalie, where are you?

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Hello, Natalie. Hello. Now, what have you made for us?

0:16:10 > 0:16:13I have made the gingham altar.

0:16:13 > 0:16:14AUDIENCE GASPS

0:16:14 > 0:16:16So you've got Bread Week, Batter Week,

0:16:16 > 0:16:20Cake Week, Pastry Week and Biscuit Week. It is amazing.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Thank you. It's had the required "ooh" effect as well.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Yeah. Thank you very much, Natalie, thanks.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Amarpreet, now you're quite a fan of one particular baker,

0:16:33 > 0:16:35I believe.

0:16:35 > 0:16:39So we've made a Rav-berry pie. Um...

0:16:39 > 0:16:40LAUGHTER

0:16:42 > 0:16:44APPLAUSE

0:16:47 > 0:16:49What's inside?

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Is it lime and coconut, which he seems to put in every single bake he does?

0:16:52 > 0:16:55It should have been, but instead it's actually blueberry,

0:16:55 > 0:16:57cherry and dark chocolate.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00But I have to say the idea wasn't ours, it was my sister Gurpal's,

0:17:00 > 0:17:03but she's not here today. So...

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Is she in hospital with food poisoning?

0:17:05 > 0:17:06LAUGHTER

0:17:06 > 0:17:08She might be later on. Bless her!

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Thanks for showing us your Rav-berry tart.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12He'll be absolutely thrilled by that.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14APPLAUSE

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Samantha, where are you? I'm here. Hi, Samantha.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21You've been inspired by Pastry Week, I think.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Yeah, I've made a garden from it.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25So I've got a sugar-crust pastry pot,

0:17:25 > 0:17:27some trowels and a fork

0:17:27 > 0:17:29and some flowers from puff pastry.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Is that chocolate soil? It is.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34It's made from crushed-up chocolate biscuit.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Michel, what do you think of that?

0:17:36 > 0:17:39I think that's really, really innovative, fun and,

0:17:39 > 0:17:41no doubt, delicious.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Thank you. I might put my finger in it later.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46LAUGHTER

0:17:48 > 0:17:49APPLAUSE

0:17:54 > 0:17:58Emily, where are you? Hi, Emily. What have you got there?

0:17:58 > 0:18:01So this is a Bloody Mary Berry quiche.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Oh, OK. Oh.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05So it has Tabasco,

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Wor-ces-ces-tershire sauce...

0:18:08 > 0:18:10LAUGHTER

0:18:10 > 0:18:12..the slightest dash of vodka.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14I think I hovered it over the mixing bowl.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16And celery and tomato.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20Wow. OK, Tom, would you like to...? Sure.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23MICHEL: If you've you got all the flavours of a classic Bloody Mary, that'd be great.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25This looks lovely. Does it? Really? No, not really.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27LAUGHTER It does, it does.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Michel... Oh, look how nice! Oh!

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Oh! Thank you.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Oh!

0:18:34 > 0:18:35I don't like quiche normally.

0:18:35 > 0:18:39It's the sort of thing they serve in National Trust properties.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43Ooh. But I like the idea of this. It sounds a lot more interesting.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45I always think with quiche, the posher you are,

0:18:45 > 0:18:47the runnier your quiche is.

0:18:47 > 0:18:48It's the same with omelettes, isn't it?

0:18:48 > 0:18:51We used to have solid omelettes when we were kids as well.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55Whereas actually omelettes properly cooked are just meant to be

0:18:55 > 0:18:57quite sort of liquid inside, aren't they?

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Baveuse in French. Baveuse? Yes.

0:19:00 > 0:19:01That's what my son's called.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03LAUGHTER

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Um, so how are we?

0:19:10 > 0:19:11What do we think?

0:19:11 > 0:19:13If you would like some feedback...

0:19:13 > 0:19:15LAUGHTER

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Do I have any choice?!

0:19:17 > 0:19:21I've not tested it yet. But I think these...

0:19:21 > 0:19:24these ceramic pots are not the best for pastry. Oh.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27I agree with you, because you end up with... Yeah. ..a soggy bottom.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29I didn't even look at the bottom.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31EMILY: Oh, no, a proper soggy bottom!

0:19:31 > 0:19:36A proper soggy bottom. But that filling actually is quite nice.

0:19:36 > 0:19:37Yeah. The flavours are good.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Maybe a drop more Tabasco. Thank you very much.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41Well done. Thank YOU very much.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46And thanks very much to all our studio bakers. Thank you.

0:19:49 > 0:19:54Back now to the tent and it's time to meet the bake listener

0:19:54 > 0:19:57who always insisted on doing things her way,

0:19:57 > 0:19:59even if it was the wrong way.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Will you please give a warm welcome to Val?

0:20:01 > 0:20:03CHEERING

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Hello. Are you all right? Nice to see you. Have a seat.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Val, it's an absolute pleasure to meet you.

0:20:26 > 0:20:30Did you enjoy the experience? I loved it. Every minute of it.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33It was great fun. Absolute great fun. And a hoot.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36And I met such lovely people. It was wonderful.

0:20:36 > 0:20:40Aww. Sadly, Pastry Week was to be your last.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44You said yourself that you'd reached your limit. Yeah.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46In what way did you feel your limit had been reached?

0:20:46 > 0:20:49I'm an old age pensioner. I bake at home.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53I have coffee breaks and tea breaks and I couldn't just keep up

0:20:53 > 0:20:56with the time management. And that was what did it.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00To not be able to have a sit down? Yes. And listen to Ken Bruce? Yes.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03I'm a pensioner and I know what that feels like, too.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07Now, Mary had mixed comments about your piquant pinwheels.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Let's see how you dealt with that.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12They're a very good buttery flavour,

0:21:12 > 0:21:14but they're a little bit underdone underneath.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18I actually like them a little bit soft in the middle. Really?

0:21:18 > 0:21:19LAUGHTER

0:21:19 > 0:21:23Yes, really, Val? Yes, I wasn't kidding.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Do you really like your pastries underdone?

0:21:25 > 0:21:29I like... They're more substantial and they last longer if you chew them, you see.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31LAUGHTER

0:21:31 > 0:21:35Now, you had an unfortunate time of it in the Bakewell Technical

0:21:35 > 0:21:38when you realised you hadn't read the first page of the recipe.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42That was terrible. How did that happen?

0:21:42 > 0:21:45They very kindly would put it on two sheets for me -

0:21:45 > 0:21:48I'm vain and I wouldn't put my glasses on -

0:21:48 > 0:21:49and I could read it easily.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53And I took the top sheet out and didn't see the bottom sheet

0:21:53 > 0:21:55that had the recipes in it.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58So I was winging it, I was making it up.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01I weighed everything and thought, "Well, I can make pastry,

0:22:01 > 0:22:05"but I need two eggs and... I can't put one in the pastry."

0:22:05 > 0:22:07And that's what happened.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Let's have a look at the one page that you found.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12I am intrigued by the fact that you thought the instructions

0:22:12 > 0:22:13started at number five.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17LAUGHTER

0:22:17 > 0:22:19As I watched you doing the Technical

0:22:19 > 0:22:23I couldn't help wondering if there was a single thing that you did

0:22:23 > 0:22:26that you were actually asked to do.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28We'll just have a quick recap, right?

0:22:28 > 0:22:31You were supposed to add one teaspoon of almond essence.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33I'd have put two in.

0:22:33 > 0:22:34LAUGHTER

0:22:34 > 0:22:37The judges were looking for thin pastry.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39I made it a bit thicker.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41LAUGHTER

0:22:41 > 0:22:44And they wanted the be pastry to be blind-baked thoroughly.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46I wouldn't normally bake it blind,

0:22:46 > 0:22:50so I'm going to just bake it a short while blind. Five minutes.

0:22:50 > 0:22:51LAUGHTER

0:22:51 > 0:22:54So you do very much do things your own way, don't you? Very much so.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57At my age I'm allowed to. LAUGHTER

0:22:57 > 0:23:02Now, we must talk about your Bread Week Showstopper. Yep.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04LAUGHTER

0:23:04 > 0:23:09It was Noah's Ark, in case anyone's wondering.

0:23:09 > 0:23:13I looked up the word "ambitious" in the dictionary the other day, Val,

0:23:13 > 0:23:16and there was a picture of your Showstopper next to it.

0:23:16 > 0:23:17LAUGHTER

0:23:17 > 0:23:20But were you pleased with how it turned out?

0:23:20 > 0:23:23I could have brought the one and said, "This is the one I did earlier."

0:23:23 > 0:23:24It would have been better.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27But, yeah, it was what it was.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30I'm very creative, very... flamboyant.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32And that's what I made. So...

0:23:32 > 0:23:35Well, as usual, you went your own way when it came to

0:23:35 > 0:23:37interpreting the story of Noah's Ark.

0:23:37 > 0:23:41Um, you made just one of each animal.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44I mean, was that deliberate or did you miss that page from the Bible

0:23:44 > 0:23:46like you did with the Bakewell tart?

0:23:46 > 0:23:48LAUGHTER

0:23:48 > 0:23:50It was deliberate!

0:23:52 > 0:23:56Cos I think it is fair to say that you really struggled with time

0:23:56 > 0:23:57in the tent. Yep.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00I mean, I wondered whether one of the reasons why your bakes

0:24:00 > 0:24:02weren't always finished on time

0:24:02 > 0:24:04was because they were too busy chatting to you.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07I listen to my cakes and they're not ready.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08LAUGHTER

0:24:08 > 0:24:12What sounds are you actually listening for there?

0:24:12 > 0:24:16In Northumberland they have what they call a singing hinny.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19A singing...? A singing hinny. It's a cake.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22And when it's cooking it bubbles and makes a noise.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25And if you lift the cake up to your ears you can hear it.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29And if it's still sizzling and crackling it's not baked.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32And that's what I do. Does that ring any bells with you?

0:24:32 > 0:24:33It certainly does.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35I've always said you should use all your senses...

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Yes. ..when you're cooking and baking. That includes listening.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41Yes. Absolutely. Couldn't agree more. Well done. Thank you.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43APPLAUSE

0:24:47 > 0:24:51Well, we've actually managed to record what that cake was saying...

0:24:51 > 0:24:55Er, and I wonder when you last had a hearing test.

0:24:55 > 0:24:56Have a look at this.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58And I listen to my cakes.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00'I'm ready, Val. I'm ready.'

0:25:00 > 0:25:02And they're not ready. 'No, Val, I am ready!'

0:25:02 > 0:25:05LAUGHTER

0:25:05 > 0:25:08What were you proudest of in the tent?

0:25:08 > 0:25:09Just getting there.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11AUDIENCE: Aw. Just getting there.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13That was the proudest...

0:25:13 > 0:25:15To be there, to walk down those steps,

0:25:15 > 0:25:18to put your apron on and stand...

0:25:18 > 0:25:21It was absolutely a privilege and an honour. It was brilliant. Yeah.

0:25:21 > 0:25:22APPLAUSE

0:25:28 > 0:25:32Now, here on Extra Slice we do give you the opportunity to have

0:25:32 > 0:25:35another go at a bake that maybe didn't go quite to plan in the tent.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38So which one of the bakes have you brought along?

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Well, being my usual self,

0:25:40 > 0:25:44I didn't do the recipe that you're supposed to.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46And I didn't bring one, I brought two.

0:25:46 > 0:25:50And they're not both the same. I brought the ones I wanted to make.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52So please would you try both of them?

0:25:52 > 0:25:56Yes. With pleasure. Okey dokey. What's the first one?

0:25:56 > 0:25:59That has got home-made jam in. So that's a Bakewell tart?

0:25:59 > 0:26:03Yes. A Bakewell tart. OK. Let's start to slide that over. OK.

0:26:03 > 0:26:04And what's the next one?

0:26:04 > 0:26:07And because we don't like a lot of icing on ours,

0:26:07 > 0:26:09this is the Christmas one.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12Oh. It's got home-made mincemeat in the bottom.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15So this is coming over your way as well.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Which is your favourite of these two?

0:26:17 > 0:26:20It think it's the mincemeat. Yeah? The mincemeat. Tom?

0:26:22 > 0:26:25I love it. Thumbs up there.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27But Tom's not a professional, so I see you're glancing...

0:26:27 > 0:26:30LAUGHTER ..worriedly at these two.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33I'm sorry, Tom. No. I did get an A* in food technology.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35LAUGHTER

0:26:35 > 0:26:37I noticed. That's very good.

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Michel?

0:26:38 > 0:26:41For me, a little bit too much almond essence in there.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44It's the two teaspoons that did it. Yeah. Yeah.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47And you're still doing an answer for everything, aren't you?

0:26:47 > 0:26:51Well done, Val. Nancy, what do you think? Delicious, Val.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55Absolutely delicious. So, big thumbs up on the pink one.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58Now we'll go for the Christmas one.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00I love this Christmas one. Yum.

0:27:00 > 0:27:04Cos a mince pie is often quite...over the top, isn't it?

0:27:04 > 0:27:07But it's nice to have a bit of... What are we calling this? Amandine? Frangipane?

0:27:07 > 0:27:10I don't know, Michel. What would you call it?

0:27:10 > 0:27:11Yummy.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:17 > 0:27:21Now, we've made you one of our special cakes.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Oh, Tom, don't look so worried.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26You're nearly there, you are nearly there. Oh, dear.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Imagine if I dropped it!

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Fantastic. Oops. Oooh...

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Well done. Nice to have a bit of drama, isn't it?

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Thanks, Tom.

0:27:36 > 0:27:40So, here's you standing in front of the Empire State Building.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43APPLAUSE

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Wonderful.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48Will you please give Val a great British send-off?

0:27:48 > 0:27:52CHEERING

0:27:52 > 0:27:53Well done.

0:28:01 > 0:28:05So, finally, I've heard that Paul suffered a slight wardrobe malfunction

0:28:05 > 0:28:08after returning from a comfort break recently.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11So Mary has agreed to take responsibility

0:28:11 > 0:28:13for making sure it doesn't happen again.

0:28:13 > 0:28:17I will look not into his face, I'll look at the top of his zip.

0:28:17 > 0:28:20LAUGHTER

0:28:20 > 0:28:21That's it for this week.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24A big thank you to Val, to all of our studio bakers

0:28:24 > 0:28:27and to our celebrity panel, Michel Roux Jr...

0:28:27 > 0:28:30APPLAUSE

0:28:30 > 0:28:32..Nancy Birtwhistle... Thank you.

0:28:34 > 0:28:35..and Tom Allen.

0:28:37 > 0:28:41Next week it's Botanical Bakes, whatever that is. See you at 9.30.

0:28:41 > 0:28:43Until then, goodbye.

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