Episode 5

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains some strong language

0:00:06 > 0:00:09We have a person behind here. I haven't checked on him for a while.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11Oh, he's blocked it off!

0:00:11 > 0:00:12LAUGHTER

0:00:14 > 0:00:15Yes, here is!

0:00:15 > 0:00:16CHEERING

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Ladies and gentlemen, Paul's here!

0:00:18 > 0:00:20APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Paul, I've missed you!

0:00:22 > 0:00:26- You haven't seen me for... - I know, I'm sorry. But you're back,

0:00:26 > 0:00:29- and I need your help tonight. Because Dynamo is on.- OK, yeah.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32I want to try and do a trick on him.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34LAUGHTER

0:00:34 > 0:00:38- So I want you to do... You know what you do, with the up and down?- Yes.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41But I want to make it look like I'm in control of it, like,

0:00:41 > 0:00:43with my brain.

0:00:43 > 0:00:44LAUGHTER

0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Using the force.- Oh, OK, yeah.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49- I've got it.- You've got it? I don't know quite how to do this.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52- We'll practise.- OK. - OK, you stay there.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Sorry.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55So he won't know you're there.

0:00:55 > 0:00:56I don't think he watches the show.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58LAUGHTER

0:00:59 > 0:01:01He says he's been away. Hold on.

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Bring it up.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06But I don't want Dynamo to see you. That's really going to be shit.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08LAUGHTER

0:01:10 > 0:01:13You've got to wrap it round, Paul! Wrap it right round.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Like The Wizard Of Oz, Paul!

0:01:16 > 0:01:17LAUGHTER

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Paul, wrap it round!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22I can see you! You're standing there with a rope!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24LAUGHTER

0:01:26 > 0:01:29I'm going to say, "Dynamo, I'm going to try something.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33"It might not work." And then, "Down!"

0:01:33 > 0:01:35"Dooowwwn..."

0:01:35 > 0:01:36LAUGHTER

0:01:36 > 0:01:38What happened?

0:01:39 > 0:01:41What happened?!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43What happened? It dropped.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Paul, what are you doing? Paul?

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Paul. We've got to do this on TV!

0:01:48 > 0:01:50LAUGHTER

0:01:50 > 0:01:52- Good luck on the night! - LAUGHTER

0:01:52 > 0:01:54APPLAUSE

0:02:04 > 0:02:05On the show tonight...

0:02:06 > 0:02:08..Holly Willoughby! APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Dynamo! APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Ray Winstone! APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:02:15 > 0:02:18But now, please welcome your host, Michael McIntyre!

0:02:18 > 0:02:20APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Come on!

0:02:23 > 0:02:24Come on!

0:02:27 > 0:02:28Thanks!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35I love high-fiving!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Welcome.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Good evening.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Thank you.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Welcome to my show, the Michael McIntyre Chat Show!

0:02:43 > 0:02:44APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:02:47 > 0:02:49We have an amazing show for you tonight,

0:02:49 > 0:02:52which I very much hope you enjoy, with three incredible guests.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56- Are you excited about tonight's show, ladies and gentlemen? - CHEERING

0:02:59 > 0:03:01I'm not at the right height.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02LAUGHTER

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Something's happened to my chair.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12I don't... I don't know what...

0:03:12 > 0:03:14There's a...

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Why am I down here?

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Is there a button?

0:03:28 > 0:03:29LAUGHTER

0:03:33 > 0:03:35APPLAUSE

0:03:35 > 0:03:36Am I too high?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41OK.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46It is my great pleasure to introduce the dreamy queen of daytime TV.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49She's a model, a children's author, a fashion designer

0:03:49 > 0:03:50and a yummy mummy.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53She's got her finger in every pie and a bun in the oven.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Surprise, surprise, it's Holly Willoughby!

0:03:56 > 0:03:59APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Holly Willoughby!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Welcome. Thank you so much for coming on my show.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Thanks for having me. - Congratulations!

0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Thank you very much. - A pregnant woman is with us!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Thank you. Thank you.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29- This was a surprise pregnancy. - It was a bit of a surprise, yes.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31I always wanted to have three children.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Dan and I always said we'd love to have three.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38And you hope you're lucky enough, but, yes, it was a bit of a shock.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42- Why three? I've got two. I worry about having three.- I know.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45My fear is that I'm now outnumbered.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Dan and I can wrangle one each, but now it's, like...

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- one is always going to get away. - What happens?- I don't know.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54I imagine you have to have some sort of lead thing. LAUGHTER

0:04:54 > 0:04:56- I don't know.- It is difficult.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59When I go out with my two kids, sometimes

0:04:59 > 0:05:03- they go in opposite directions and you have no idea...- I know, don't!

0:05:03 > 0:05:05You sort of have to pick your favourite, in a way.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07LAUGHTER

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Have you had scans and things?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Yes, had a scan, but not one to tell...

0:05:11 > 0:05:14I could have found out by now, but I didn't want to know.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Do you have weird old women walk up to you and go, "It's a boy."

0:05:18 > 0:05:20LAUGHTER Not yet, because I don't think I've got...

0:05:20 > 0:05:24As soon as you get a slight hint of a bump, everyone goes, "Oh, yeah..."

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- You don't have any bump. - Not yet. A bit.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29It's sort of thick, slightly...

0:05:29 > 0:05:33There's a stage where you don't look obviously pregnant.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36No, you just look a bit fatter. That's kind of where I'm at now.

0:05:36 > 0:05:41I'm more pregnant in my backside than I am in front!

0:05:41 > 0:05:45I'm like, "Bump, come round here and not just out there!

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- "Please help me!" - Maybe they're just moving around.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Maybe you'll wake up one day and there's this huge arm thing...

0:05:52 > 0:05:53"You're supposed to be here!"

0:05:53 > 0:05:57- Exactly.- So your husband is at home looking after the children.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Yes, he is.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01How did you meet your husband?

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Dan and I met each other when I was doing Saturday morning kids' telly.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08The Ministry Of Mayhem. A very long time ago. And he was my...

0:06:08 > 0:06:12There he is. Looks like he's the one with the baby there. LAUGHTER

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Yeah, so we were doing Ministry Of Mayhem together

0:06:15 > 0:06:17and he was my producer.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19I didn't even fancy him to begin with at all.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- It's true! He knows it. - Why do all women say that?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24I actually thought he didn't like me very much.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28- Women don't fancy men to begin with. - Some people do, but I didn't...

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- My wife didn't fancy me.- Oh, really?

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- She fancied men, I just wasn't one of them. - LAUGHTER

0:06:34 > 0:06:37But it's not a bad thing, because suddenly there was this moment,

0:06:37 > 0:06:39and I remember the exact moment. We were...

0:06:39 > 0:06:42We were all in the bar afterwards and we were going, "Cheers!"

0:06:42 > 0:06:45And you know when your glasses clink and then you just...?

0:06:45 > 0:06:48I looked at him for a moment too long and I went,

0:06:48 > 0:06:51"Oh, my God, I fancy Dan Baldwin. What am I going to do?

0:06:51 > 0:06:53"I really fancy him, he's my producer and it's a nightmare!"

0:06:53 > 0:06:55And then, you know...

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Hats off to Dan with the clink!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59I know! LAUGHTER

0:06:59 > 0:07:00What move did he pull?

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Just... Just a bog-standard clink.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Did you see his face through the glass?

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- Yeah. - Because that can distort his face.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Did you fancy him just for that one "Hello"?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14"I'm Dan Baldwin. Do you fancy me? Still?"

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Oh, that's a nice moment. Your heart just leapt.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19- And that was how long ago now? - We've been married seven years.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Seven, eight, nine, nine years ago.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Speaking of family life, you've written a book with your sister.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26- Yeah.- I think I've got it.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- You've written three books with your sister.- Yes.- This is it.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- School For Stars.- School For Stars, yeah. Third term at L'Etoile.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34What age range is it aimed at?

0:07:34 > 0:07:41I would say anything between five up to 13, 14,15.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- I didn't know you were doing this. - No? They're really cute little books

0:07:44 > 0:07:46and my sister is an incredible writer and always has been.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50And one of the bonds of our sisterly relationship

0:07:50 > 0:07:52was down to books, really.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54She used to read to me all the time and make up stories.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57And I think it was just a case of she became

0:07:57 > 0:08:00a mum for the first time last year and the timing was just

0:08:00 > 0:08:03right for us to sit down and do something like this.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Tell me about your working and being so happy all the time.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09- You're the happiest person I've ever known.- Am I?- You are, I think.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13I do nice jobs, I think. This Morning is a great job to work on.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17And I go to work with one of my best friends, which I'm very lucky.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18AUDIENCE: Awwww!

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- He's a lovely man.- Did you know Phillip before you started?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23We knew each other because we did Dancing On Ice.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- And you go out with him, don't you?- We do.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28We've been on holiday together. Not just the two of us!

0:08:28 > 0:08:29LAUGHTER

0:08:29 > 0:08:31With our respective husbands and wives.

0:08:31 > 0:08:36- Where have you holidayed with Schofield?- Portugal.- Lovely.- Yeah.

0:08:36 > 0:08:37Nice bottle of wine.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40- OK, so you got pissed in Portugal! - Yeah.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- That's pretty much what happened, yeah.- You've got lots of ITV friends.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44I always see that.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Well, you always have friends you work with, don't you?

0:08:47 > 0:08:49You're a big ITV person, aren't you?

0:08:49 > 0:08:53You go on holiday with Schofield. You're always with ITV...

0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Ant and Dec, they are big friends.- They are good friends.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Dermot O'Leary. They are all ITV people.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02I've got other friends.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04- LAUGHTER - I'm on the BBC. I'm not...

0:09:04 > 0:09:06You invited me in the dressing room to something...

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Yeah, I realise that sounded really flippant.- You invited me very badly.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12You said, "I'm having a party on Sunday.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14"Everybody's already coming, so you can come too."

0:09:14 > 0:09:15LAUGHTER

0:09:15 > 0:09:19I did say that! I did say that. But I'd love...

0:09:19 > 0:09:23That was a really bad way to do it. But I'd love you to come.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25I'd love you to come.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Well, because this is pre-recorded, I didn't come.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30LAUGHTER

0:09:30 > 0:09:34- Oh, God, you should have come! - Yes, I did! I did! I was there.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37I rang the doorbell, I was there with a glass of champagne.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38LAUGHTER

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Cheers, Holly!

0:09:42 > 0:09:46- Is this your dream job, then, do you think?- Yeah, I think...

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Yeah, of course.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50The one thing that I try and do in life is just to

0:09:50 > 0:09:53be very happy with where I'm at right now, and not try to...

0:09:53 > 0:09:57People go, "What's next? What's round the corner?

0:09:57 > 0:09:58"What do you dream to do next?"

0:09:58 > 0:10:01I'm sort of like, "I'm just quite happy being where I am now."

0:10:01 > 0:10:04What about preparation on This Morning? Do you just take it as it comes?

0:10:04 > 0:10:06You've interviewed so many people.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Well, we get our script in the car when I go to work in the morning,

0:10:10 > 0:10:13so it's there and I write all my interviews on the way in.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14You don't get car sick?

0:10:14 > 0:10:18No. That's been the brilliant thing.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21I've never had morning sickness cos I always panic about that

0:10:21 > 0:10:23when I'm pregnant, just in the back of the car going...

0:10:23 > 0:10:25- SHE RETCHES - Especially given your job.- Exactly.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Welcome to This Morning Sickness.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Exactly.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32I suppose having someone there with you helps.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Having Phil?- Yeah.- Oh, God, yeah.

0:10:35 > 0:10:36He's just the best person.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Nothing goes wrong when you stand next to him.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41The thing with This Morning is that it doesn't matter when things go wrong anyway.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Cos it always does.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- I mean, sometimes you laugh for no reason.- I know.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47We've got a clip of you laughing for no reason.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49- There's always a reason. - No, there's no reason.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52- I bet I'll be able to tell you what the reason is.- OK.

0:10:52 > 0:10:53We're going to show you the clip now

0:10:53 > 0:10:56and you're claiming there's a reason why you're laughing?

0:10:56 > 0:10:57Well, there must be.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01For all the world, it looks like you're a teenager at university

0:11:01 > 0:11:02who's got totally stoned

0:11:02 > 0:11:05cos you are literally laughing for no reason at all.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Tell me you're not stoned in this clip.- OK.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Over the past few weeks, Phil Vickery's cooked on

0:11:10 > 0:11:12the banks of the River Kwai.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18- What's happened to you?- Actually nothing. I've just got the giggles.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22I was giggling before you started and I thought, "Don't giggle now,"

0:11:22 > 0:11:24and it just bubbled up and came out.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26I'm fine now. Carry on.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28There's something quite funny about the word kwai.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30I don't know why.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33I don't know what to say.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37It's the word kwai that's made you laugh?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39It's just quite a funny word.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- That's it!- The word kwai?- Yes.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50It's because it sounds like somebody's trying to say cry

0:11:50 > 0:11:52and can't say it properly.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57- It's like Jonathan Ross trying to say cry.- Yes.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59And I knew it was coming and I thought,

0:11:59 > 0:12:02- "I'll probably giggle at that later." - Just the word kwai?

0:12:02 > 0:12:03It's like your brain does, like,

0:12:03 > 0:12:06it sort of throws in these naughty thoughts to trip you up.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Don't you get it?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10It's like when you're in school assembly

0:12:10 > 0:12:13and everything is far funnier when you're not allowed to speak, laugh or do anything.

0:12:13 > 0:12:18- But that's the spirit of fun.- That's what happens to me on a daily basis.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Yes, because you know you're not allowed to.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Does that not fill you with a little bit of fear,

0:12:22 > 0:12:24because if you say the wrong thing...?

0:12:24 > 0:12:27I always say the... The thing is, you can't help it.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28I said...

0:12:28 > 0:12:32I was trying to say shiitake mushroom and just paused in slightly

0:12:32 > 0:12:38the wrong place and then panicked cos I just said shit.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42I was thinking, "I just said shit."

0:12:42 > 0:12:45I did it with country casuals as well.

0:12:49 > 0:12:50That was really, really bad.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53There's some very funny personalities on your show.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56I'm going to show you some pictures of people

0:12:56 > 0:12:58and just see if you remember.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00From last week, this one.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03This is a lady who organises sex parties.

0:13:03 > 0:13:08And she's just branched out into the silver dollar,

0:13:08 > 0:13:11or pound as she put it, which is sex parties for over-45-year-olds.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Oh. - Apparently there's quite a demand.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16There is.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19But I'm always the last to get invited.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Let's see if you remember some more. Who else have we got?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Oh, they drank their own piss.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32It was awful because they did it in front of us as well.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36They came on with their two glasses and they put them down and I remember

0:13:36 > 0:13:40saying to Phil, "I can't give them a kiss hello when they come in."

0:13:40 > 0:13:43And after they drunk it I said, "I'm definitely not kissing them

0:13:43 > 0:13:47"goodbye because I just might catch piss breath."

0:13:48 > 0:13:53As he did the shot of piss, he flicked it,

0:13:53 > 0:13:56it dribbled down his face and he pushed it into his mouth

0:13:56 > 0:13:59and I thought, "Oh, my God, now I can't even shake your hand

0:13:59 > 0:14:01"when you walk out the door.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03"How do I say goodbye to you?"

0:14:03 > 0:14:04"Get out!"

0:14:04 > 0:14:08- "Get out and keep walking."- Yeah.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12I think we've got a picture of them drinking the piss.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13In champagne glasses.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15That reminds me of how you met your husband.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19I'm surprised you didn't fall for him.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Now we've got...

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Who's this man? Do you remember him?

0:14:28 > 0:14:29Oh, I know who he is.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Those are dolls in the background, aren't they?

0:14:32 > 0:14:35- I think they are. - He buys very lifelike dolls.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37There you go.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39That one's a real person, though?

0:14:41 > 0:14:42Oh, yes!

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Yes.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51This doll's bored shitless, she's falling asleep.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53"Ah, not This Morning again."

0:14:54 > 0:14:58You don't get the giggles at these items. How are you able to do that?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Cos you just can't.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04You get factual about it. It's the only way to do it.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06- It's amazingly performed.- Yeah.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09And then you just piss yourself laughing and that's fine

0:15:09 > 0:15:12because there are people there to drink the piss.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14You worked that one well.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Holly, thank you so much for coming on the show.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19It's been such a pleasure. It's been wonderful to see Holly.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20APPLAUSE

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Congratulations. Good luck with everything.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Holly Willoughby, ladies and gentlemen.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31Thank you so much. See you Sunday. Holly Willoughby!

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Of course, we must play a little game called Send To All...

0:15:43 > 0:15:45..which does depend on somebody having a mobile phone

0:15:45 > 0:15:47that they are prepared to lend me.

0:15:47 > 0:15:51Right, so we've got one person up there. You're up for it?

0:15:51 > 0:15:52- Yeah.- What's your name?

0:15:52 > 0:15:56- Johnny.- Let me get the phone first and then we'll chat.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Thank you. And that's that, then.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Big round of applause for Johnny.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Johnny's gone for the iPhone.

0:16:07 > 0:16:12I've seen your screensaver and it looks like you're in a relationship.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14No. I'm not.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Who is it?

0:16:19 > 0:16:21It's not a bad photo, it's a great photo.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22It's a picture of Jodie Marsh.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32- Do you know Jodie?- No, not yet.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37I like that. That is confidence.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40I'm just going to send a little text to everyone in your phonebook

0:16:40 > 0:16:43and we'll see how that goes throughout the night.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49I'm not going through your texts,

0:16:49 > 0:16:52I just noticed the one you've got from Sistaaaaa,

0:16:52 > 0:16:55with five A's at the end of her name.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Is that your actual sister?- Yeah.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Sistaaaaa.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04Shannnnece with four N's. This is awesome!

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Shannnnece!

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Sistaaaaa!

0:17:08 > 0:17:10What have we got?

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Let's be honest...

0:17:13 > 0:17:16..are we just friends?

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Or is something else...

0:17:24 > 0:17:25..going on?

0:17:28 > 0:17:31I think that calls for a double or a triple kiss?

0:17:32 > 0:17:33Triple!

0:17:35 > 0:17:39The audience is like, "Triple kiss! This is awesome!"

0:17:39 > 0:17:41"Take that, Sistaaaaa."

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Thank you, Johnny. Huge hand for Johnny.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:17:49 > 0:17:52That message is sending.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Thank you very much.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00I am so excited about this.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03It's time to meet the most mind-blowing magician since Merlin.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07His spellbinding street magic has wowed crowds all over the world

0:18:07 > 0:18:10and his TV shows are loved by millions.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14He's the Houdini in a hoodie, please welcome Dynamo!

0:18:14 > 0:18:18MUSIC: "Abracadabra" by Steve Miller Band

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Dynamo is here!

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Magician!

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Keep it going. - You've got some fans in.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38- How are you?- I'm all right, thanks.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42So your show Dynamo: Magician Impossible is...

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Tell me some numbers, do you know numbers of reach

0:18:45 > 0:18:47and people who've seen your show and YouTube and stuff?

0:18:47 > 0:18:50I heard you talk on the radio once and it was mind-blowing.

0:18:50 > 0:18:54I'm on series three at the minute and we're actually filming series four.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57The first series has been seen by over 250 million people.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00This is amazing. How did it start for you?

0:19:00 > 0:19:03The Prince's Trust gave me my first business start-up loan.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05I went in a room...

0:19:05 > 0:19:07impressed them with some magic and said,

0:19:07 > 0:19:09"I want to make a career out of this."

0:19:09 > 0:19:11They looked at me like I was crazy and then came out and said,

0:19:11 > 0:19:13"All right, we'll give you the two grand."

0:19:13 > 0:19:15And I bought a camcorder and a laptop

0:19:15 > 0:19:18and just started filming my stuff and putting it on YouTube

0:19:18 > 0:19:21and then the next thing you know I've got a TV show and here we are.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23That's fantastic.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Good on the Prince's Trust.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Tell me about The Magic Circle. What is it?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31When I hear the words Magic Circle,

0:19:31 > 0:19:34I just assume it's just you in a circle with magicians going,

0:19:34 > 0:19:37"How did you do that?" "I'm not telling."

0:19:37 > 0:19:39A little bit.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43Essentially, it's a private members club for the elite magicians.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45It is true that Prince Charles is a member?

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Yes, he is.

0:19:47 > 0:19:52He auditioned properly, he did the famous cups and balls trick.

0:19:52 > 0:19:53He cupped his balls?

0:19:56 > 0:19:59- IMPERSONATES PRINCE CHARLES: - I'm ready for my audition.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03So what are you saying, you letting me in or not?

0:20:05 > 0:20:10- He did the thing where you do that? - Yes.- And that's enough to get in?

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Seriously, if he wasn't Prince Charles, they'd go,

0:20:13 > 0:20:15"Cup and ball? On you go."

0:20:15 > 0:20:19He's got some connections, I think he'll be all right to get in.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22So, you've got a style - you have to think about your showmanship?

0:20:22 > 0:20:24A little bit.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27There's been so many magicians where they've had a stage persona.

0:20:27 > 0:20:28Yes.

0:20:28 > 0:20:33And I just decided that rather than have this fake persona on stage,

0:20:33 > 0:20:35I'll just feel comfortable being me.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37It's easier to be yourself, I suppose,

0:20:37 > 0:20:39but then you leave, is that the plan?

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Cos I like that, when you do that.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43When you do a trick and you've got everyone going,

0:20:43 > 0:20:46"I can't believe that! Oh, my God! You're evil!

0:20:46 > 0:20:48"How did he do that?"

0:20:48 > 0:20:50People go nuts, don't they?

0:20:50 > 0:20:53And then you just walk off. It's like, "Where did he go?"

0:20:53 > 0:20:54When did you start walking off?

0:20:54 > 0:20:57I've been doing it from the beginning, to be honest.

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Ever since I was a little kid,

0:20:58 > 0:21:00I was actually getting picked on at school,

0:21:00 > 0:21:03back then I was doing magic to the bullies and I was running off.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07I just got more and more confident and like a slow...

0:21:07 > 0:21:10It adds to the mystique of the whole thing when you just scamper.

0:21:10 > 0:21:15You've done so many enormous tricks with walking on water and levitating.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18This is you on a side of a bus which is absolutely mind-blowing.

0:21:18 > 0:21:19Love this one.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46APPLAUSE

0:21:51 > 0:21:54But I think this is a trick you should definitely tell us

0:21:54 > 0:21:57how you're doing that because, I mean, it's so useful.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03I forgot my Oyster card.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05That would help.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Absolutely extraordinary.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08I've got some cards.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Are you going to show me some magic?

0:22:10 > 0:22:12No, I don't know what I'm doing.

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Pick a card.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Don't tell me what it is.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23- Shall I show these guys? - Yeah, show them.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48- How are we doing? - Don't tell me the card.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56You think you're so good, don't you?

0:23:03 > 0:23:05LAUGHTER

0:23:07 > 0:23:09You know this is a chat show, right?

0:23:12 > 0:23:14APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:23:20 > 0:23:21- Ten of diamonds?- Yay!

0:23:21 > 0:23:23APPLAUSE

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Sorry, it took me a bit longer than I anticipated.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40But I was using a little trick called process of elimination.

0:23:41 > 0:23:42You got there in the end.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44There you go, there's some playing cards.

0:23:48 > 0:23:49Oh, loving that already, Dynamo!

0:23:49 > 0:23:53Let's see. They're already pretty well shuffled.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55I'll give them a mix up.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57You did that with no table.

0:23:58 > 0:24:02In fact, I want to try something a little bit special.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Do you have any receipts on you?

0:24:05 > 0:24:09From your lunch, the shop, anything like that?

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Can you get any receipts?

0:24:11 > 0:24:15- You accusing me of theft?- No!

0:24:15 > 0:24:19- A receipt?- Yes. - I don't have any receipts on me.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22I could ask Paul. Paul, got a receipt?

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Oh, no, I don't want them to...

0:24:34 > 0:24:35I'm just getting one of my receipts.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Yeah, I've got some receipts, mate.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44What have you got there?

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Perfect. One of these will do.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52- Yeah, cool.- They're not mine.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55We'll use this one. Get rid of those.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Give them one of those. In fact, I'll give them a Dynamo shuffle.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02- Do you want to see a Dynamo shuffle? - Yes, please.

0:25:02 > 0:25:03AUDIENCE: Yeah!

0:25:10 > 0:25:12APPLAUSE

0:25:16 > 0:25:20So now I'm just going to place cards down. Just say stop.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Stop.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Look at the card you stopped at. Show it to everybody

0:25:24 > 0:25:25Don't let me see it.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Has everyone got it? AUDIENCE: Yeah.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31I just want you to take the lighter.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Light it.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36- And bring it a little bit lower. - Yeah.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- So this is the receipt you wanted to use, right?- Yes.

0:26:02 > 0:26:03That is not real!

0:26:05 > 0:26:07APPLAUSE

0:26:11 > 0:26:13No, don't go, Dynamo!

0:26:13 > 0:26:15That is absolutely amazing.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16How did you do that? Why are you doing that?

0:26:18 > 0:26:20- I'm Dynamo. - I love your work, Dynamo.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Do you think that I...?

0:26:30 > 0:26:32I'm going to have to ask you, if you don't mind,

0:26:32 > 0:26:35I might try and convince you to do some more tricks, if that's OK.

0:26:35 > 0:26:39- Yeah, we can do some.- But I'm going to try another one myself.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42- You've been doing pretty good so far. - Yeah, I know.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44What's the worst that could happen?

0:26:51 > 0:26:53So I don't know, Dynamo, if you, erm...

0:27:00 > 0:27:03- Can I just ask you... - Shall I stand up?

0:27:03 > 0:27:05No, it's fine, you can stay seated.

0:27:06 > 0:27:11If I can just ask you, Dynamo, to pick any, in this whole room,

0:27:11 > 0:27:13any gauze.

0:27:16 > 0:27:17Gauze as in like a curtain?

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Yes, like a gauze.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23- How about this one right here. - Good idea.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28So just to fill you in, Dynamo has picked that gauze.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34I'm just going to try this.

0:27:34 > 0:27:39I'm just going to try and lower the gauze using my...

0:27:39 > 0:27:42It's a mental thing, using my brain.

0:27:44 > 0:27:45It's definitely mental.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51I'm just going to start like this.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19I once knew a guy called Paul who could do that.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25There's no-one there. No. There's no-one there.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27- HE MUMBLES:- Get the fuck out.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30There's no-one there. There's no-one there.

0:28:30 > 0:28:31- HE MUMBLES:- Move.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33If you don't believe me, Dynamo...

0:28:37 > 0:28:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:28:47 > 0:28:50Is there anyway I can convince you to do any more tricks for us?

0:28:50 > 0:28:51- Shall we do one more? - CHEERING

0:28:54 > 0:28:57I would love that. Thank you. Oh, what's that?

0:28:57 > 0:29:00I've got some needles. Just hold your hand up.

0:29:00 > 0:29:01Oh, don't hurt me.

0:29:03 > 0:29:05Just take one of those.

0:29:06 > 0:29:09- Is that a real needle? - Yes, it is a real needle.

0:29:09 > 0:29:12- Is it sharp?- Yes, it is.

0:29:12 > 0:29:15What I want you to do is stick it...

0:29:15 > 0:29:18in your tongue and swallow it. No, I'm joking.

0:29:23 > 0:29:28- Actually, what I'd like you to do is stick it on my tongue.- What?

0:29:28 > 0:29:31- AUDIENCE GASP - I love these audience reactions.

0:29:31 > 0:29:32- Stick it on your tongue?- Yeah.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36I'm just going to drop that on your tongue there.

0:29:54 > 0:29:56Yeah.

0:29:56 > 0:29:57Oh, my God.

0:29:59 > 0:30:00Just hold your finger out like this.

0:30:05 > 0:30:08- Dynamo, are you all right? You just swallowed a needle.- I'm fine.

0:30:08 > 0:30:10I thought it was going to be a trick.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13- What you've done is very dangerous. - Yes, I know.

0:30:13 > 0:30:16- Are you all right?- I'm pretty good. I'm all right. I'm good, right?- OK.

0:30:16 > 0:30:19CHEERING

0:30:19 > 0:30:24Just take your thumb and clip that there. Perfect! Look!

0:30:47 > 0:30:49Oh, good Lord!

0:30:49 > 0:30:50INTAKE OF BREATH

0:30:50 > 0:30:51APPLAUSE

0:30:57 > 0:30:59WHISTLING AND CHEERING

0:31:03 > 0:31:06I don't think I've got anything to better that.

0:31:06 > 0:31:08I can do levi...de...delevi...

0:31:08 > 0:31:11- Delevitation.- Delevitation?- Yeah.

0:31:11 > 0:31:14I haven't seen that one. Let's see it.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16I've got some...

0:31:16 > 0:31:18HISSING

0:31:19 > 0:31:20LAUGHTER

0:31:35 > 0:31:37LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:31:42 > 0:31:47Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, that was absolutely mind-blowing.

0:31:48 > 0:31:52The magician impossible himself, Dynamo!

0:31:52 > 0:31:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:31:56 > 0:31:58Thank you so much. That was brilliant. Amazing.

0:31:58 > 0:32:01One more time, please.

0:32:01 > 0:32:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:32:03 > 0:32:05Incredible!

0:32:08 > 0:32:11Yes, I know what we're all thinking.

0:32:12 > 0:32:17What's going on with Johnny's phone? OK. I have Johnny's phone here.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19What was the text that we sent out again?

0:32:21 > 0:32:22"Let's be honest,

0:32:22 > 0:32:26are we just friends or is something else going on?"

0:32:28 > 0:32:30All I can say at this point, Johnny,

0:32:30 > 0:32:33people have been texting back in their numbers.

0:32:34 > 0:32:39- OK. Boycey. Who's Boycey?- Erm, I used to work with her last year.

0:32:39 > 0:32:42- Oh, it's a "her"? That's good. - Yeah, it's a girl.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44Well, that's very good news for you.

0:32:44 > 0:32:50Boycey, who is a female, says, "Yeah, defo something more, Johnny."

0:32:52 > 0:32:53Triple kiss back.

0:32:53 > 0:32:55She's raised your double!

0:32:57 > 0:33:01Let's just counter that with one from your father...

0:33:03 > 0:33:05- ..who I assume is in your phone as "dad"?- Yeah.

0:33:05 > 0:33:09All right, that is your dad. He's got quite serious.

0:33:09 > 0:33:10He's just gone, "Son..."

0:33:12 > 0:33:14LAUGHTER

0:33:17 > 0:33:19"Son - was that meant for me...

0:33:22 > 0:33:24"..or for one of your many girlfriends?"

0:33:25 > 0:33:29You've got someone called Chelsea here. Who's Chelsea?

0:33:29 > 0:33:31I work with her and we're just friends.

0:33:33 > 0:33:37I have to say, this one is juicy.

0:33:41 > 0:33:45Chelsea has said, "We're just friends. I'm in a relationship now.

0:33:46 > 0:33:48"I did tell you we were just friends."

0:33:48 > 0:33:51AUDIENCE: OH!

0:34:01 > 0:34:05I think it's time to reply to that one!

0:34:05 > 0:34:06"Chels.

0:34:06 > 0:34:07LAUGHTER

0:34:07 > 0:34:09"You can't deny...

0:34:15 > 0:34:17"..what is between us...

0:34:19 > 0:34:21"..is electric."

0:34:23 > 0:34:25No kisses. I'm just playing quite hard.

0:34:25 > 0:34:27Let's see if there's anything...

0:34:27 > 0:34:30Oh, my God! Everyone's coming back in. Mag is in. Oh, this is...

0:34:30 > 0:34:32I think I'm going to get you laid tonight.

0:34:34 > 0:34:36A huge hand for Johnny.

0:34:36 > 0:34:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:34:38 > 0:34:42I'm delighted to introduce one of the very best British actors in the business.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45He's the true hard man who went from Hackney to Hollywood

0:34:45 > 0:34:48and he's now starring in the biblical blockbuster, Noah.

0:34:48 > 0:34:50Would you Adam and Eve it? It's Ray Winstone!

0:34:50 > 0:34:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:34:57 > 0:34:58Thank you.

0:35:04 > 0:35:06Thank you.

0:35:06 > 0:35:09Raymondo, I'm absolutely loving your shirt and tie situation.

0:35:09 > 0:35:13- You like that?- Yeah.- Do you know what? I have been away a lot.

0:35:13 > 0:35:15I didn't have any clean, white shirts.

0:35:15 > 0:35:19I've had this shirt about 10 years, and this tie. I've never worn it.

0:35:19 > 0:35:23I thought, that's a bit tricky, coming on a comedy show. Yeah.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26You look good. You look tricky and I'm so glad you came on.

0:35:26 > 0:35:30- It's a pleasure, mate. My family love you as well.- No?- Yeah.

0:35:30 > 0:35:31AUDIENCE: Aw!

0:35:31 > 0:35:35- Yeah, they do. They really like you. - Do you agree with them or...?

0:35:35 > 0:35:37LAUGHTER

0:35:37 > 0:35:39I think you're all right, yeah.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41- So, how are you, Raymondo?- I'm good.

0:35:41 > 0:35:46I'm great. We've got a good film out and... Well, it's a blinding film.

0:35:46 > 0:35:50- It's Noah.- Yeah.- It's huge. It's an epic.- It certainly is.

0:35:50 > 0:35:53- It doesn't get more epic than Noah. - No, I don't think...

0:35:53 > 0:35:56Maybe The Ten Commandments or something like that. Or Spartacus.

0:35:56 > 0:35:59- As far as disaster movies go. - There's the Titanic, I suppose.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02But the Titanic is just the people on a boat.

0:36:02 > 0:36:05- This is the whole of civilisation. - I guess that's true, really.

0:36:05 > 0:36:09Everybody dies. I mean, I don't want to give away the ending!

0:36:09 > 0:36:12- Yeah, but Noah doesn't. - No, you're right. Not everybody.

0:36:12 > 0:36:17You were pretty, er, frightening, your character, Tubal-Cain.

0:36:17 > 0:36:21- Is he a real person in the Bible? - Yeah, he's mentioned in the Bible.

0:36:21 > 0:36:24- Not necessarily in the story of Noah.- Oh, OK.

0:36:24 > 0:36:28Tubal-Cain kind of actually represented mankind in a way.

0:36:28 > 0:36:32And I guess at the end of the film you kind of sit back

0:36:32 > 0:36:33and you have a think about it.

0:36:33 > 0:36:37I kind of agreed with a lot of things he was saying in the movie.

0:36:37 > 0:36:42- He's the baddie?- Well, yeah, but I agreed with him.- OK. Like what?

0:36:42 > 0:36:45The stuff about saving us and not the animals.

0:36:45 > 0:36:48Don't worry about the animals, they'll take care of themselves.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51- Oh, so you're not a vegetarian?- No.

0:36:51 > 0:36:54For me, in a way, when you watch the film and understand it,

0:36:54 > 0:36:57maybe that's the problem with us all.

0:36:57 > 0:37:02We do kind of agree with what Tubal-Cain has to say in the movie.

0:37:02 > 0:37:06Maybe that's the trouble with mankind. That was very deep for me!

0:37:06 > 0:37:08That's unbelievable.

0:37:08 > 0:37:11There you go. That's the trouble with mankind.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13APPLAUSE

0:37:13 > 0:37:16Apparently, a hurricane hit when you were making the film?

0:37:16 > 0:37:18Yeah, it did. It was kind of weird.

0:37:18 > 0:37:22I was filming in New York and Long Island and I was staying

0:37:22 > 0:37:25in the Soho part of New York.

0:37:25 > 0:37:29Hurricane Sandy hit. It was desperate what happened.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32I was about 30 floors up and the building was shaking

0:37:32 > 0:37:34and rocking and rolling.

0:37:34 > 0:37:38- So, I do what all good Brits do, I hit the minibar.- Yeah.

0:37:38 > 0:37:42And I just watched it, I watched what was going on outside.

0:37:42 > 0:37:46The power station blew up and then all the lights went out.

0:37:46 > 0:37:50You know, the next morning, the most surreal thing was that everyone was

0:37:50 > 0:37:53walking from the South of Manhattan very slowly to the North

0:37:53 > 0:37:57where there was power. It was like a scene out of the film in the way.

0:37:57 > 0:37:58Like an exodus.

0:37:58 > 0:38:02- Someone was telling us not to make the movie.- Did anyone suggest that?

0:38:02 > 0:38:05- Did you feel quite spooked by it? - I did a bit. It's a scary thing.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08Did you look at the Ark and think, "We might be needing this"?

0:38:08 > 0:38:12It was still there the next morning so we were all right.

0:38:12 > 0:38:15- You had the Ark?- Yeah. It kind of makes you think, doesn't it?

0:38:15 > 0:38:18You know, a load of men built this Ark which is the real size

0:38:18 > 0:38:22so it's not impossible it could have happened.

0:38:22 > 0:38:24There's a lot of animals to get on it, though.

0:38:24 > 0:38:27- Some didn't make it. That's why they're extinct.- Yeah.

0:38:31 > 0:38:34Do you think they had a meeting and picked and chose who would go?

0:38:34 > 0:38:37No, I think whoever turned up got on it, basically.

0:38:37 > 0:38:40I suppose if they lived the other side of the world they had

0:38:40 > 0:38:42a bit of a hard job getting there.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45There were ambiguous animals like ducks.

0:38:45 > 0:38:48- Yeah, but ducks can float and fly.- So, they're fine?

0:38:48 > 0:38:51- Yeah, like fish.- The fish didn't even know it happened.

0:38:51 > 0:38:54No, they didn't care. They were laughing.

0:38:55 > 0:38:58They were, "Is it my imagination or has my room got bigger?"

0:38:58 > 0:38:59LAUGHTER

0:38:59 > 0:39:01We've got a clip from this movie.

0:39:01 > 0:39:03It's rated 12A which surprised me

0:39:03 > 0:39:06- seeing as everyone dies apart from five people.- Yeah.

0:39:06 > 0:39:09I don't know what you need to do to get an 18 certificate.

0:39:09 > 0:39:11There's no sex in it, that's why.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13But there will be a lot of sex afterwards.

0:39:13 > 0:39:16After, there has to be otherwise we wouldn't be here now.

0:39:16 > 0:39:20In the sequel, it's all sex. Sex and dredging.

0:39:20 > 0:39:24Anyway, we've got it clip from this amazing film.

0:39:24 > 0:39:27There isn't anything for you here.

0:39:27 > 0:39:29No, it all belongs to me.

0:39:29 > 0:39:34This land, this forest, that stronghold of yours.

0:39:34 > 0:39:37Did you really think you could protect yourself from me in that?

0:39:37 > 0:39:40It's not protection from you.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42Then what is it?

0:39:42 > 0:39:47An ark to hold the innocent when the creator sends his deluge to wipe out

0:39:47 > 0:39:49the wicked from this world.

0:39:49 > 0:39:51Return to your cities of Cain.

0:39:51 > 0:39:54No, we have all been judged.

0:39:54 > 0:40:01- I have men at my back and you stand alone and defy me?- I'm not alone.

0:40:09 > 0:40:13- A good one. It's a goodness one. - It's a great film actually.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16There's quite a lot of hostility in this movie.

0:40:16 > 0:40:20- You actually fight it out.- Yeah, it's dark. It goes to dark places.

0:40:20 > 0:40:24That's what's good about it. It's not just pussyfooting around.

0:40:24 > 0:40:28But you and Russell... How did fight scenes go?

0:40:28 > 0:40:31Well, you kind of work one or two things out

0:40:31 > 0:40:35and then you kind of lock horns, you know, and you've got to.

0:40:35 > 0:40:38This is not like stand up and throw this punch and that punch.

0:40:38 > 0:40:42- It's like tearing at one another. - You actually fight each other?

0:40:42 > 0:40:45No, you don't actually chin one another or head-butt one another

0:40:45 > 0:40:48or bite one another really, but you give the impression you are.

0:40:48 > 0:40:51You know, you're grappling with one another.

0:40:51 > 0:40:57I'm 57 years of age and Russell is not that far behind me,

0:40:57 > 0:40:59so...it's like two old warriors having a war.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02Do you get a sense when you're tussling,

0:41:02 > 0:41:05if this was a real fight, you'd be like... I mean, is he very strong?

0:41:05 > 0:41:10- He's a strong boy, yeah. - Cos, you're strong too, Ray.

0:41:10 > 0:41:13Well, I'm not the strongest, to be honest with you.

0:41:13 > 0:41:16I'm not physically strong, but I'm slippery.

0:41:16 > 0:41:19LAUGHTER

0:41:19 > 0:41:20And I'm dirty.

0:41:20 > 0:41:23You did a bit of boxing back in the day, didn't you?

0:41:23 > 0:41:27- Yeah, I did. Many years ago.- I've heard your record was outstanding.

0:41:27 > 0:41:30Oh, this is with the boys, yeah.

0:41:30 > 0:41:36So, when you fought other men, it's a very raw thing. How...

0:41:36 > 0:41:41- Does that help you in life? - Absolutely. I think it does.

0:41:41 > 0:41:42You get another instinct.

0:41:42 > 0:41:46When you walk in a room, you know whether there's trouble or not.

0:41:46 > 0:41:48You know to avoid it if you want to.

0:41:48 > 0:41:52But the other thing is also, working in the business I'm in,

0:41:52 > 0:41:55when you stand on a set and look into an actor's eyes, you connect

0:41:55 > 0:41:59with them right away because boxing is all about looking in the eyes.

0:41:59 > 0:42:01It's confidence, isn't it?

0:42:01 > 0:42:04Yeah, it's a false confidence as well, in a way,

0:42:04 > 0:42:08because you have a fear when you walk into a room, you can have

0:42:08 > 0:42:09a fear, when you don't know people.

0:42:09 > 0:42:15I'm pretty shy, believe it or not, so you have to take a deep breath and

0:42:15 > 0:42:19stick your chest out and walk in a place like you're meant to be there.

0:42:19 > 0:42:21Sometimes that causes problems.

0:42:21 > 0:42:25My wife says, "What's the matter with you?"

0:42:25 > 0:42:29I say, "Babe, no-one really wants to talk to me anyway."

0:42:29 > 0:42:31She says, "Because you walk into a room

0:42:31 > 0:42:33"like you're going to kill someone."

0:42:33 > 0:42:34LAUGHTER

0:42:34 > 0:42:35You actually...

0:42:35 > 0:42:39When I see you walk on stage when you're working,

0:42:39 > 0:42:43you walk like a fighter, like a boxer. You walk on your toes.

0:42:43 > 0:42:47- A boxer with a very poor record. - Maybe.

0:42:47 > 0:42:52- Maybe.- I am on my toes. You're right.

0:42:52 > 0:42:56This is a problem for me because I literally walk on my toes.

0:42:56 > 0:43:00- On the balls of your feet.- Yeah. Is that the front bit?- Yeah.

0:43:01 > 0:43:04That's been a problem for me because I run...

0:43:04 > 0:43:08People used to laugh at me because I run on my toes like that.

0:43:08 > 0:43:11Most people run like that.

0:43:11 > 0:43:14When a fighter runs, he runs just like you're running.

0:43:14 > 0:43:17The problem is I've ended up with calves bigger than my thighs.

0:43:19 > 0:43:24- Seriously, I wouldn't lie. - Show me. Jesus!

0:43:25 > 0:43:28That's absurd, isn't it? That comes from walking on your toes.

0:43:28 > 0:43:32No, that doesn't come from walking on your toes. I walk on my toes.

0:43:32 > 0:43:33Feel that.

0:43:33 > 0:43:36- That's a normal calf.- No, no, no. That's not normal.

0:43:36 > 0:43:38No, it isn't, is it?

0:43:38 > 0:43:43- That's like someone has put a rugby ball down your sock.- I know.

0:43:43 > 0:43:46It's unbelievable. Show everyone your leg.

0:43:47 > 0:43:50CHEERING

0:43:50 > 0:43:55- It's not nice. It's creepy. - Pull your strides up.

0:43:55 > 0:43:57AUDIENCE: Oh!

0:43:57 > 0:43:58Look at that!

0:44:01 > 0:44:03I've never seen anything like that.

0:44:03 > 0:44:06There are people with their mouths open!

0:44:06 > 0:44:08Even Dynamo is like, how did he do that?

0:44:08 > 0:44:09LAUGHTER

0:44:13 > 0:44:16- I can't get my trousers down. - I'm surprised you got them on!

0:44:19 > 0:44:22Ladies and gentlemen, the wonderful Mr Ray Winstone.

0:44:23 > 0:44:26APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:44:26 > 0:44:30- I've got to go.- Thank you so much. - Thank you. You're great.

0:44:30 > 0:44:37Ray Winstone. Fantastic! Go on, Ray!

0:44:40 > 0:44:44Right, Johnny. OK. Johnny, we're going to end this now.

0:44:44 > 0:44:47I can tell you that Chelsea hasn't got back.

0:44:47 > 0:44:49Ah, wicked! Sistaaaaa!

0:44:52 > 0:44:55Sistaaaaa. She's like, "What? Shut up, weirdo!"

0:45:03 > 0:45:07Johnny, you've got a lot of love in your life. You'll be absolutely fine.

0:45:07 > 0:45:11You won't be single for long. Ladies and gentlemen, wonderful Johnny.

0:45:11 > 0:45:13He will be rewarded. Johnny!

0:45:13 > 0:45:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:45:16 > 0:45:18All I need to do is thank all my guests.

0:45:18 > 0:45:22Ladies and gentlemen, a big hand for the wonderful Holly Willoughby,

0:45:22 > 0:45:24Dynamo...

0:45:25 > 0:45:29..and, of course, the fantastic Ray Winstone.

0:45:29 > 0:45:33Join me next week when I'll have on my show

0:45:33 > 0:45:36James Corden, Tracey Emin, and Sir Bruce Forsyth.

0:45:36 > 0:45:37Thank you. Good night. Bravo!

0:45:37 > 0:45:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE