10/12/2016

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:00:15. > :00:16.Hello and welcome to The National Lottery Live.

:00:17. > :00:20.The two big money draws coming up for you.

:00:21. > :00:24.Thunderball and Lotto, which this Saturday has a rollover

:00:25. > :00:30.And tonight's guest is award-winning comedian Miles Jupp.

:00:31. > :00:36.First, though, with a top prize of half a million pounds

:00:37. > :00:53.Our draw master tonight is Darren Kelf and the draws

:00:54. > :01:01.are being overseen by an independent adjudicator.

:01:02. > :01:10.Ex-calibre and set of balls number four were selected. Well done if you

:01:11. > :01:12.were a winner. There are 14 of those

:01:13. > :01:56.inside our second machine. So here are those Thunderball

:01:57. > :02:10.numbers again, this time Tonight's guest is a comedian,

:02:11. > :02:28.writer and actor. And if that doesn't keep him busy

:02:29. > :02:34.enough, he's also a father-of-five, all under eight years old,

:02:35. > :02:46.which means he doesn't The Lions at others lead, you are

:02:47. > :02:51.having an evening out. Admittedly in Hammersmith, but nonetheless... That

:02:52. > :03:00.is absolutely unthinkable to my wife and myself. The way magazines, be

:03:01. > :03:04.foolish people and you end up envious of a completely unrealistic

:03:05. > :03:09.ideal. That is how I feel about pretty much everything I see or hear

:03:10. > :03:20.about the lives of others. He went out for some milk? Aren't you Bear

:03:21. > :03:26.Grylls? Must be strange watching and not being able to laugh? Because you

:03:27. > :03:33.know the joke? Nice for that to get an airing. We're going to talk about

:03:34. > :03:39.the Torah and the comedy but we must go back to Balamory? Look at that.

:03:40. > :03:46.-- the Torah. Everybody can turn their life around! That was 14 years

:03:47. > :03:52.ago. Slightly out of body experience. It is inspiring stuff!

:03:53. > :03:57.You look 20 years younger right by! Benjamin button! I was a student

:03:58. > :04:02.when that was taken. I was not taking as much care of myself as I

:04:03. > :04:08.perhaps needed to. How did you turn around from Archie in the castle to

:04:09. > :04:17.doing The News Quiz? It could have been any of the cast, my name came

:04:18. > :04:21.out of the hat! I had periods when I worked very hard and times when I

:04:22. > :04:25.sat down wondering if I should do some work and it just came along at

:04:26. > :04:29.a time when I thought it would be interesting to do. I didn't wonder

:04:30. > :04:35.about what was good to happen to the world when I started doing The News

:04:36. > :04:40.Quiz but I hope it is not connected to our gentle satire. It is all your

:04:41. > :04:45.fault? That the world has happened? Donald Trump and Brexit? I will

:04:46. > :04:54.shoulder my share of the blame! You also do stand up and you have

:04:55. > :04:58.completed have of the tour? I had two months doing bits and pieces of

:04:59. > :05:02.other things, acting and things like that but I have not done this for

:05:03. > :05:06.seven weeks and suddenly I have to stand on a stage for 90 minutes with

:05:07. > :05:12.an audience trying to be amusing so I must get the new mindset. Going to

:05:13. > :05:16.a place where you have never been before and people coming out to see

:05:17. > :05:24.you, it is very exciting and you go to brilliant old theatres. The

:05:25. > :05:29.Palladian? That is something. Perhaps one step too far! The number

:05:30. > :05:35.of tickets that were sold in London last time, I thought I could do that

:05:36. > :05:38.in one sitting. It seems crazy. We will see what happens. I don't

:05:39. > :05:43.understand how you manage to write books when you have five children

:05:44. > :05:48.under eight years old? I write when I'm on the train. I try working at

:05:49. > :05:54.home. You get distracted, people need help or you are tired. Whatever

:05:55. > :06:00.it is, but I just squeeze it in. Thank you for coming here. Lovely to

:06:01. > :06:07.see you. Now it is time to play Lotto!

:06:08. > :06:12.Remember, there are even more chances to become a millionaire now.

:06:13. > :06:27.Thanks to Mr Williams, we using Launcelot.

:06:28. > :06:31.More than ?14 million has been won on Lotto and the Millionaire Raffle

:06:32. > :06:34.Congratulations to you if you were a winner.

:06:35. > :07:18.I keep wanting to sing the song from Balamory! Good luck, everyone!

:07:19. > :07:26.This is for the jackpot. And the bonus...

:07:27. > :07:30.So Millionaire's Row this Saturday night looks like this,

:07:31. > :07:49.Could you be a lucky winner in tonight's Millionaire Raffle?

:07:50. > :07:56.Yes, here is the result of tonight's Millionaire Raffle of ?1 million!

:07:57. > :08:05.Don't forget to check your tickets for the further 20 prizes of ?20,000

:08:06. > :08:09.Full results will be available later via the Red Button

:08:10. > :08:11.or by visiting bbc.co.uk/lottery and following the links.

:08:12. > :08:13.And you can see this week's Lotto, Thunderball and Euromillions draws

:08:14. > :08:15.by visiting the website and watching online.

:08:16. > :08:18.Next week, an exclusive performance from Olly Murs.

:08:19. > :08:33.Have a great rest of the weekend and I'll see you next Saturday.

:08:34. > :08:36.I've been away for a while but I'm back. He's the doctor.

:08:37. > :08:45.# Don't ask me how, don't ask me how Don't ask me how I know now... #