21/05/2016

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:00:17. > :00:19.Hello and welcome to The National Lottery Live.

:00:20. > :00:22.The two big money draws are coming up for you very soon -

:00:23. > :00:26.Pushing the Lotto button is an award-winning stand-up

:00:27. > :00:28.comedian and writer, who's also been in many

:00:29. > :00:57.First though, with a top prize of ?500,000, it's Thunderball!

:00:58. > :01:01.Our draw master tonight is Darren Kelf and the draws

:01:02. > :01:07.are being overseen by an independent adjudicator.

:01:08. > :01:10.winning tickets on Thunderball this past week.

:01:11. > :01:15.Well done to you if you were a winner.

:01:16. > :01:22.Here we go. The first one tonight to appear before us is right there:

:01:23. > :01:47.Three opportunities to play the game during the

:01:48. > :01:51.There is even a prize for matching with just the Thunderball itself,

:01:52. > :02:17.remember. So, here are tonight's Thunderball

:02:18. > :02:25.numbers again, only this time in ascending order:

:02:26. > :02:29.The Lotto draw and Millionaire Raffle are coming up

:02:30. > :02:31.Before that, let's meet tonight's guest.

:02:32. > :02:33.For his latest TV role, he's joining fellow comedian,

:02:34. > :02:48.That's why I'm going to Basra, I'm no-one lackey. I'm my own man, I do

:02:49. > :02:53.my own thing. With bullets firing around it's not that bad. Don't tell

:02:54. > :02:58.me any more. I will feel like I'm doing something more myself. I'm

:02:59. > :03:04.going. Things work out in the end. Everything... When I go to Basra, it

:03:05. > :03:09.will work out. Because life, essentially, is positive. Look at

:03:10. > :03:13.us, two negatives, get a positive. Is that right? What a delight

:03:14. > :03:15.Welcome, What a delight Omid Djalili.

:03:16. > :03:22.. You two look like you have been married for years? The show going

:03:23. > :03:28.forward, Jo Brand used to be a nurse, I used to be a show fair.

:03:29. > :03:32.Neither of us were comedians it would be an alternative world where

:03:33. > :03:37.we would be unhappy together. It's a follow on from her first series,

:03:38. > :03:41.that was perfect and beautiful. It carries on in the same vain? It

:03:42. > :03:45.does. It talks about how everyone is struggling. People who look well,

:03:46. > :03:50.everyone is struggling, life is a struggle and how we deal with the

:03:51. > :03:55.elderly and infirm and with her character, how careworkers are

:03:56. > :04:00.treated. It's very serious, but, as Jo said, she wanted to have a laugh

:04:01. > :04:07.doing it. I bet you two did? We do. You have to ad lib? A lot were taken

:04:08. > :04:12.out as we looks like two comics having a good time. You are known

:04:13. > :04:21.for doing stand-up, you are in the longest tour ever? I am, yes. We did

:04:22. > :04:30.about 40 dates. Just 40! We will do another 100 throughout August, I'm

:04:31. > :04:35.going to the Edinburgh Festival and nationwide tour from September to

:04:36. > :04:41.May. You haven't been to Edinburgh for a while? No, I like Edinburgh.

:04:42. > :04:48.They discovered me and I developed my stuff there. You have to keep

:04:49. > :04:56.going back and raise your cap to the town that gave you a career. I'm

:04:57. > :05:01.embarrassed to say, I was the box office record holder. It was 16,000,

:05:02. > :05:09.17,000 tickets sold, over a long time. You filled the place. Talking

:05:10. > :05:14.of box office, you have been in so many Hollywood movies, with Oliver

:05:15. > :05:17.Reed and Shaun the Sheep? Oscar-nominated Shaun the Sheep. We

:05:18. > :05:21.are proud of it. It was a character where the humans had to do dialogue

:05:22. > :05:28.interpretation. We do the sounds of what we think the sheep will hear.

:05:29. > :05:35.In fact, we had one very tense moment in the booth we want a "um" I

:05:36. > :05:41.went "eugh" they went, we want a "um." I said I don't think my

:05:42. > :05:47.character would do that. They said take five. I went "um", are you

:05:48. > :05:50.happy now. It was a tense situation. It's time to play Lotto. Do I have

:05:51. > :05:59.to press it? ! Look out for that moment in next

:06:00. > :06:03.year's Bafta's, ladies and gentlemen. Here we go. Let's release

:06:04. > :06:07.those big money balls. Remember, there are now even more chances to

:06:08. > :06:16.become a millionaire. Here's tonight's Lotto jackpot.

:06:17. > :06:38.It's your moment. If they say winning a lot of money through sheer

:06:39. > :06:45.luck won't bring you happy, trust me, it will!

:06:46. > :07:23.If you could do with a bit of a bonus, here's one for you. There it

:07:24. > :07:38.is. Mill Now, could you be a lucky winner

:07:39. > :07:50.in tonight's Millionaire Raffle? There are two guaranteed

:07:51. > :07:55.millionaires for every draw in the Millionaire

:07:56. > :07:58.Raffle during May. Good luck with the tour

:07:59. > :08:13.and the TV show. Don't forget to check your

:08:14. > :08:15.tickets for the further 20 prizes of ?20,000

:08:16. > :08:16.in the Millionaire Next week, West End and Les Mis

:08:17. > :08:21.star, Samantha Barks, Have a lovely rest

:08:22. > :08:23.of your weekend. # The whole world

:08:24. > :08:41.sitting on a ticking bomb... You should leave the monastery

:08:42. > :08:44.immediately.