0:00:02 > 0:00:06There's a host of stars, ma'am. The comedian, Phil Wang.
0:00:08 > 0:00:12May I introduce you to the singer, Will Young?
0:00:14 > 0:00:17And our star guest, Dame Edna Everage.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21I've got a spooky feeling
0:00:21 > 0:00:24this is The Rob Brydon Show!
0:00:24 > 0:00:27CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:00:32 > 0:00:37- Hello! Good evening. Thank you. - CHEERS AND WHISTLES
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Thank you very much. Hello!
0:00:43 > 0:00:48Oh! Straight away, I've spotted a same-sex couple!
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Isn't that lovely? Two ladies relaxing together!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- What is your name, my love? - Caroline.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Hello, Caroline. And your partner?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01This is my sister.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04LAUGHTER
0:01:04 > 0:01:07I wouldn't go out with her voluntarily!
0:01:07 > 0:01:11- Me, neither!- "Wouldn't go out with her voluntarily."
0:01:11 > 0:01:15This may sound odd, given that she's your sister.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19- Is she not your type? - Not at all. No!
0:01:19 > 0:01:23- So where's your partner? - He's at home.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Aw. Is that what he's told you? - LAUGHTER
0:01:27 > 0:01:29How did you meet him?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32I found him on the A2/M2. LAUGHTER
0:01:32 > 0:01:36- What do you mean? How did you find him?- He was hitchhiking.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- Hitchhiking?- Yeah. - Seriously, you picked up the man.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- And he went on to be your future husband?- Yeah.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46LAUGHTER
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Did you used to just drive along this road...?
0:01:51 > 0:01:55A sort of primitive form of speed dating?
0:01:55 > 0:01:58How long have you been together?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- 20 years.- 20 years! How about that?
0:02:04 > 0:02:10I've spotted behind you a very smart looking lady, lovely blonde hair,
0:02:10 > 0:02:12nice white blouse.
0:02:12 > 0:02:18- What is your name?- My name's Barbara.- Hello, Barbara. Where are you from?- I'm from Swindon.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- And what do you do? - CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:02:22 > 0:02:26We all want to celebrate Swindon! And what do you do there?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29I'm a crime scene investigator.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33- AUDIENCE: Ooh! - Bloody hell!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35CSI Swindon!
0:02:35 > 0:02:38That would be a series, wouldn't it?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- LOCAL ACCENT:- We've found a body.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47Now, I don't know what we're going to do about it.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50We'd better give Barbara a call.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Barb? You there?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- HIGH-PITCHED:- Hello! I'm available.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01- So you get involved with dead bodies and stuff?- I do, yes.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Eugh, huh, huh, huh!
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Anything scary? You must have been scared in your job, surely?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I've been locked in the mortuary before.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16- Locked in?- The lights have gone off. I never knew where to put my hand.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- You're in the mortuary, doing your job?- I'd just finished.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24They forgot me and left me behind.
0:03:26 > 0:03:33- So what happened? - I had to wait until another body was brought to the mortuary.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- Oh! You were praying for death! - LAUGHTER
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Please let somebody else be bumped-off soon!
0:03:41 > 0:03:47- So they brought a body in.- Yeah. I made some noises from inside.
0:03:49 > 0:03:56Somebody is coming along, wheeling a body, going, "There'll be no noise in there cos they're all dead."
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- They opened the door. What did you do?- I came running out!
0:04:03 > 0:04:08- They must have been terrified. - They jumped, yes.- I bet they jumped!
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- Is it a good job? - It's a brilliant job. I love it.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- What I call a weirdo. - LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Let's get on with the show. In a moment, music from Will Young.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26First, though, the greatest woman that has ever lived.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29We are thrilled to welcome Dame Edna Everage.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32CHEERS AND WHISTLES
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Hello, possums!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47WOLF WHISTLES
0:04:52 > 0:04:54What a show-off I am!
0:04:55 > 0:05:00- What a raunchy entrance! - What a horrible couch this is.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Dame Edna, you look wonderful.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08You seem to get better as each year passes.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Oh, Rob. You know the right things to say.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15I'm thrilled by your career, too.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19And you're starting it in the way I would recommend to you -
0:05:19 > 0:05:22quietly, very quietly. LAUGHTER
0:05:22 > 0:05:26I think people will come around to you, Rob.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Do you really think so? Sometimes I worry that they won't.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35The jury is out, of course, but... LAUGHTER
0:05:35 > 0:05:41I can't go on teasing this gifted and lovely person.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43I want to talk to you about fashion.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46I've seen Lady Gaga a few times and thought...
0:05:46 > 0:05:50There's a flash in the pan, if ever there was one.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Let's look at her in that famous meat outfit.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00Is that something that you would ever consider wearing?
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- Covered in meat.- I think I would rather like a frock like that.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09- She's made an effort, but she's gone too far.- Too much of an effort.
0:06:09 > 0:06:15Whereas, women here in the studio have made no effort whatsoever.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Why don't you have a little look at our audience,
0:06:23 > 0:06:29and see if there's anybody whose fashion sense catches your eye?
0:06:29 > 0:06:35There's a glamour puss in the third row in a sort of mustardy colour.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Look at her! Look at that blonde lady!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- What's your name, little mustard pot?- Sophie.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47- Oh! You remind me of myself, Sophie. - Thank you.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- I- used to make my own clothes. LAUGHTER
0:06:56 > 0:06:58And, like you, I failed.
0:07:00 > 0:07:05I think maybe we should stop, Dame Edna, before you go too far.
0:07:06 > 0:07:11- Something that's very popular nowadays is the Vajazzle.- What?
0:07:11 > 0:07:17- You've heard of Vajazzle? - I don't think the audience have heard of it, either.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21I think it's when a lady might decorate in a delicate area.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Do we have delicate areas any more? - Well...
0:07:30 > 0:07:36I'm silly pretending not to know. I've got my finger on the pulse.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Not at the moment. LAUGHTER
0:07:45 > 0:07:48I still have my drives and juices.
0:07:51 > 0:07:58- Most women, Dame Edna with the greatest respect, of your age, would be past child-bearing years.- No.
0:07:58 > 0:08:04- My gyno, who is in this dressing room here.- Your gynecologist?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06My gynecologist.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11As a matter of fact, he gave me an exploratory five minutes ago.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14LAUGHTER
0:08:15 > 0:08:19I believe in regular exploratories. What...?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22STIFLING LAUGH: What woman doesn't? He...
0:08:22 > 0:08:26He gave me the thumbs-up.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Of course, since I adopted that little African kiddie,
0:08:35 > 0:08:39beautiful little chocolate-coloured cherub...
0:08:39 > 0:08:44- What was his name, that little African you adopted? - He had a funny name.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48CLICKS HER TONGUE THREE TIMES
0:08:48 > 0:08:50LAUGHTER
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Are you sure you're pronouncing that properly?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Well...
0:08:59 > 0:09:02At school, won't they be horrible to him?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05They abridge things.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08They'll probably call him... CLICKS TONGUE ONCE
0:09:08 > 0:09:13That's hurtful, isn't it? But he's coming on beautifully.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17I am still technically capable of breast feeding.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I'm lactating as I speak!
0:09:33 > 0:09:38Could you suckle my...? If my wife...
0:09:38 > 0:09:43- No, not you.- Not me. That's a horrific thought, but if...
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- And this is a family show.- Yes. It WAS a family show.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Your little one. I could do a bit of wet nursing down at your place.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54It's a lovely thought.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58There's a little glint in little Rob Brydon's eye.
0:09:58 > 0:10:03By the way, if you've just tuned in, this is The Rob Brydon Show.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:10:09 > 0:10:15Ladies and gentlemen, you'll get your chance, in the audience, to talk to Dame Edna later.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- But now...- Gosh! - ..please welcome a man
0:10:18 > 0:10:21who has sold over eight million albums -
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Will Young!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25CHEERS AND WHISTLES
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- I'm so excited to meet you.- Are you?
0:10:44 > 0:10:48I wish I could say the same. LAUGHTER
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Please, no. I didn't mean that to sound horrible.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58But I...
0:10:58 > 0:11:01I've never heard of you before.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05APPLAUSE No! It's my fault!
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Dame Edna, I have to say, Will is a big star
0:11:09 > 0:11:11here in the UK.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:11:19 > 0:11:22He deserves to be. He's gorgeous.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26He does. Will is one of our finest singers.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30The exciting news is, a new album. Tell us about it.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Yes. I have a new album out.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Do you notice that I'm not promoting anything?
0:11:41 > 0:11:46Oh! I'm going to be in pantomime in Wimbledon!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52You're going to be at the theatre in Wimbledon in pantomime
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- this coming Christmas. - No more. No more.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58What part are you playing?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00I've absolutely no idea.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04I'll just come on when things are getting a bit dull.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- But on to YOU, darling. - That was my role tonight.
0:12:09 > 0:12:14- Oooh! - LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- I'm sorry.- No!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- No...!- Don't. Don't.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29I'll await an opportunity to reciprocate.
0:12:29 > 0:12:35Will, I think you may have just made one of the greatest mistakes of your career.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39It's the way you're looking at your rings, Dame Edna.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Well, I... They're beautiful. - They are beautiful.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45And I'm glad they're nowhere else.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49We're talking about a yucky custom.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53Do you have piercings, Will? Are you pierced anywhere?
0:12:53 > 0:12:57I used to have my... No, I had two.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00I had my chin pierced and I had my...
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- belly button pierced. - Really?- Yeah.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- I'd come out at university... - You what?
0:13:06 > 0:13:10I'd come out as gay...at university.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12LAUGHTER
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Yes?
0:13:28 > 0:13:34But I wanted to hear the name, Rob. We've gone off on a bit of a tangent.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- The name of your new album. - The name is Echoes.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42And it's been a while since I've done a new studio album.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45I don't know who to talk to!
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Talk to Dame Edna.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Look, you could go and have a cup of tea.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:14:02 > 0:14:04There are your notes.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Oh.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09That's MY interview.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Oh!
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- Ask me about the album. - The album, yes. Oh!
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- You've got a wonderful new album called Echoes.- Yes.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- It's your first studio album in a long time.- Three years.
0:14:23 > 0:14:29I've done the video for the song Jealousy, which I'll be performing later. I'm a trapeze artist.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Are you...? LAUGHTER
0:14:32 > 0:14:34CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Will, lovely to see you.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- Good to see you. Dame Edna! - Hello!- Mwa!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Rob Brydon!
0:14:46 > 0:14:50- I'll come and join you. - You sit there.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54- LAUGHTER - Oh. I LOVE this show!
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Will has sung with SUCH stars.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Elton John. James Brown.
0:15:03 > 0:15:08- But I don't think you've ever sung with a great female star.- No.
0:15:08 > 0:15:13Never sang with a female singer. No. Or star.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17This is an opportunity. If we were to switch seats again...
0:15:17 > 0:15:20I'll go this way so they don't see my bald patch.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- I have the same thing! - Not like me, you don't!
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Now, Dame Edna, there's a lovely song.
0:15:26 > 0:15:31Frank Sinatra made it famous. It's called Something Stupid.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35- Do you know it? - Oh, I remember that song!
0:15:35 > 0:15:40Why don't we make some musical magic right now with Something Stupid?
0:15:40 > 0:15:45# I know I stand in line until you think you have the time
0:15:45 > 0:15:48# To spend an evening with me
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Ha! Oh, yes!
0:15:51 > 0:15:55# And if we go some place to dance I know that there's a chance
0:15:55 > 0:15:59# You won't be leaving with me
0:16:01 > 0:16:06# And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place
0:16:06 > 0:16:08# And have a drink or two
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Not a gay bar, please!
0:16:10 > 0:16:16# Then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid
0:16:16 > 0:16:19# Like "I love you"
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Isn't it a lovely song?
0:16:22 > 0:16:27# I can see it in your eyes That you despise the same old lies
0:16:27 > 0:16:30# You heard the night before
0:16:32 > 0:16:37# And though it's just a line to you For me it's true
0:16:37 > 0:16:41# And never seemed so right before
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Lovely to hear the tune again!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45LAUGHTER
0:16:45 > 0:16:48# The time is right Your perfume fills my head
0:16:48 > 0:16:53# The stars get red and all the night is blue
0:16:54 > 0:16:56The stars get red?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- BOTH - # And then I go and spoil it all
0:16:59 > 0:17:02# By saying something stupid like
0:17:03 > 0:17:04# I...
0:17:04 > 0:17:09# I love you
0:17:11 > 0:17:15ALL # I love you
0:17:15 > 0:17:17CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:17:17 > 0:17:26ALL # I love you! #
0:17:26 > 0:17:28CHEERS AND WHISTLES
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Aw! What a joyous union!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33What a joyous union!
0:17:36 > 0:17:40We will be hearing more from Dame Edna and Will later.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Earlier in the series, we tried to book our next guest,
0:17:44 > 0:17:49this 21-year-old comedian, but we couldn't get him out of his exams.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53His exams are over. We're pleased to say he passed.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55So welcome the very funny Phil Wang!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Good evening. My name is Phil Wang.
0:18:07 > 0:18:15I'm the answer to the question, "What would it look like if Gok Wan got a bit fat?" Or tubby.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Lumpy's the word. Good evening. My name's Phil Wang.
0:18:18 > 0:18:25I'm the answer to the question, "What would it look like if Michael McIntyre had a child with...
0:18:25 > 0:18:27"um...Gok Wan?"
0:18:28 > 0:18:31A very Gok Wan-y kind of face.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Got any McIntyre fans in? AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:18:35 > 0:18:39No, he's good. He's very enjoyable. I do have one problem with him.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43That is that a while back, as part of one of his shows,
0:18:43 > 0:18:45he says that when he smiles
0:18:45 > 0:18:48he looks like a fat Chinese man.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Now, following that logic,
0:18:51 > 0:18:53I...you know...
0:19:01 > 0:19:05Good evening. This is very lovely. Thank you for having me.
0:19:05 > 0:19:10I had a gig that wasn't so much fun, one of those scary pub gigs.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14The name of the gig was the Lolathon. The Lolathon.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Ridiculous! But that's become a bit of a trend, hasn't it?
0:19:18 > 0:19:23To put "lol" into a word and make some word about jokes or comedy.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Lol, of course, stands for "laugh out loud".
0:19:26 > 0:19:29You use lol in conversation if you're...an idiot.
0:19:31 > 0:19:36It wasn't a good gig but it inspired me to come up with my own lol words
0:19:36 > 0:19:38to jump on this lol bandwagon.
0:19:38 > 0:19:45Or lolwagon. That one's not so good! I did bring you a list of my better ones.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48You lucky people! A list of lol words.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51The first lol word here is...
0:19:51 > 0:19:54"Funerlol". "Funerlol".
0:19:54 > 0:19:59Any grave diggers in the room will know that's when you laugh so hard
0:19:59 > 0:20:05you kill someone and have to attend the burial, maybe a friend.
0:20:05 > 0:20:10You're still laughing, though. Very inconsiderate. Everyone's looking at you.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13And the next lol word is "lolkward".
0:20:13 > 0:20:16That's a lot like "awkward"
0:20:16 > 0:20:20but it's only awkward because you're laughing at the funeral
0:20:20 > 0:20:24of someone you've just killed with your incessant lolling.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Stop it. You're hurting people!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29And the last lol word here is...
0:20:29 > 0:20:31"sausage lols".
0:20:31 > 0:20:34LAUGHTER "Sausage lols".
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Which is just what my dad calls sausage rolls.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47I make these references to being Chinese
0:20:47 > 0:20:52because I find it to be quite...lucrative.
0:20:52 > 0:20:57I actually grew up in a smaller country called Malaysia, just south of China.
0:20:57 > 0:21:02Growing up in the Third World was fun, nice, OK, but could be tough.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Mainly because my dad's a very traditional Asian man,
0:21:05 > 0:21:07a very proud Chinese man.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11He used to say, "We're not yellow. We're matt gold."
0:21:11 > 0:21:14He's an idiot, a stupid man.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18Also, I'm quite a modern man. I'm in touch with my feminine side.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23Whereas, he has very set ideas of how men and women should behave.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26I don't know if you can tell, but I have a mono-brow problem.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30You can't tell because I deal with it very well.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Any hairy women will vouch that the way to deal with it
0:21:33 > 0:21:37is to get a pair of tweezers and pluck the little devils out.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39That looks quite feminine.
0:21:39 > 0:21:44One day, I was sat in my room, plucking. My dad opened the door.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46He sees me plucking.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49He looks at me like I've just kicked the family dog
0:21:49 > 0:21:53into my mother's face
0:21:53 > 0:21:56on my sister's birthday.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59He says, "What are you doing? That is for girls!"
0:21:59 > 0:22:04You don't know him, but that's a very good impression of my dad.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09"What are you doing? That is for girls!"
0:22:09 > 0:22:14So I explained, "No, Dad. Society has changed.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17"So has our perception of masculinity.
0:22:17 > 0:22:23"Plucking one's eyebrows no longer suggests a tendency towards feminine or homosexual behaviour.
0:22:23 > 0:22:30"It's a sign of cultivation, hygiene and masculine care for one's personal appearance."
0:22:30 > 0:22:32And he said, "Huh!
0:22:32 > 0:22:35"Well, at least take the dress off."
0:22:35 > 0:22:38LAUGHTER
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Fair enough!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Whatever!
0:22:42 > 0:22:45You are living in the past, Dad.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51You are living in the past.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Thank you very much. I'm Phil Wang. Have a lovely evening!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57CHEERS AND WHISTLES
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Phil Wang, everybody. Wasn't he good?
0:23:01 > 0:23:0621 years old! I'm going to hand you over to our audience.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10We've only got time for a few questions. Where are you, David?
0:23:10 > 0:23:14I was wondering whether you would have any advice
0:23:14 > 0:23:20to give to your Australian cricket hero, Shane Warne,
0:23:20 > 0:23:23now he's romantically linked with Elizabeth Hurley.
0:23:23 > 0:23:28- This is a remarkable story!- A story that stunned us all, frankly!
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Shane I know, and he's a really sweet fellow.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36I think he should count his blessings.
0:23:36 > 0:23:42He was very naughty with his previous wife, texting other women
0:23:42 > 0:23:45in a rude and horrible way.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49In a way only the royal family would really employ.
0:23:52 > 0:23:57Let's take advantage of your great wisdom. Where's Alison?
0:23:57 > 0:24:01- Hi, Alison!- What's your question for Dame Edna?
0:24:01 > 0:24:06My husband and I are trying to conceive. Do you have any tips?
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- Be careful. - LAUGHTER
0:24:11 > 0:24:16I would recommend sexual intercourse.
0:24:20 > 0:24:25Did it take you and Norm long to conceive your first child?
0:24:26 > 0:24:29We made three attempts. LAUGHTER
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Three attempts?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36All of which were successful.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42So there wasn't very much point in pursuing.
0:24:42 > 0:24:47As I said to your...lovely guest...
0:24:47 > 0:24:50- Will Young.- Wing... Will Young.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54Will he be in the finished show? LAUGHTER
0:24:54 > 0:24:57APPLAUSE
0:25:02 > 0:25:05To me, it's an over-rated topic.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08There's lots more in the world.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12I've never shared this kind of thing.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14It is a tribute to you, Rob Brydon.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17By the way, this is The Rob Brydon Show.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21And this is Dame Edna Everage!
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Thank you so much, Dame Edna.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Ah, thanks, Rob. Thank you!
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Wonderful to have you. Dame Edna Everage!
0:25:31 > 0:25:33CHEERING
0:25:33 > 0:25:36- Thank you!- How about that?
0:25:36 > 0:25:38- Rob, can I...?- Please. Enjoy the...
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- Yes! Yes! - CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Oh, look! She's on a walkabout!
0:25:44 > 0:25:48I'd also like to say a massive thank you to Phil Wang.
0:25:48 > 0:25:53Now, please welcome back, with his new single, Jealousy, Will Young!
0:25:53 > 0:25:55# I take it all back
0:25:55 > 0:25:57# All that I said
0:25:57 > 0:25:59# Came out too fast
0:25:59 > 0:26:01# So I
0:26:01 > 0:26:03# Just couldn't help
0:26:03 > 0:26:05# The way that I felt
0:26:05 > 0:26:07# I started the fire
0:26:09 > 0:26:11# Watching you walk
0:26:11 > 0:26:13# I followed you there
0:26:13 > 0:26:15# Standing too close
0:26:15 > 0:26:17# It's hurting
0:26:17 > 0:26:19# I pictured the words
0:26:19 > 0:26:21# The warmth of your breath
0:26:21 > 0:26:24# I started the fire It's burning
0:26:25 > 0:26:29# And it feels like jealousy
0:26:33 > 0:26:37# And it feels like I can't breathe
0:26:40 > 0:26:45# And I'm on, down on my knees
0:26:48 > 0:26:53# And it feels like jealousy
0:26:56 > 0:26:58# Seeing a light
0:26:58 > 0:27:00# A face in the crowd
0:27:00 > 0:27:03# My lonely heart is racing
0:27:04 > 0:27:06# And my whole world
0:27:06 > 0:27:08# Is under attack
0:27:08 > 0:27:11# What kind of love am I facing?
0:27:11 > 0:27:13# Is it me that you want?
0:27:13 > 0:27:15# Cos it's me you can have
0:27:15 > 0:27:18# Can you give me an answer?
0:27:18 > 0:27:21# I'm tired of waiting
0:27:22 > 0:27:26# I'm tired of thinking, yeah
0:27:28 > 0:27:31# And it feels like jealousy
0:27:35 > 0:27:39# And it feels like I can't breathe
0:27:40 > 0:27:41# No
0:27:43 > 0:27:48# And I'm on, down on my knees
0:27:51 > 0:27:55# And it feels like jealousy
0:27:55 > 0:27:57# Oh oh oh
0:27:59 > 0:28:00# Oh
0:28:01 > 0:28:02# Oh
0:28:04 > 0:28:06# Mmmmm
0:28:07 > 0:28:11# I'm tired of waiting
0:28:15 > 0:28:18# I'm tired of thinking
0:28:19 > 0:28:22# Whoa whoa whoa
0:28:22 > 0:28:26# And it feels like jealousy
0:28:27 > 0:28:29# Oh oh oh
0:28:30 > 0:28:34# And it feels like I can't breathe
0:28:34 > 0:28:36# I can't breathe
0:28:38 > 0:28:44# And I'm on, down on my knees
0:28:45 > 0:28:50# And it feels like jealousy. #
0:28:52 > 0:28:55CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:28:57 > 0:29:01E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk
0:29:01 > 0:29:07Oh, Will! Will Young, ladies and gentlemen! And Dame Edna Everage!
0:29:07 > 0:29:09Good night!