0:00:02 > 0:00:05MALE VOICE CHOIR SINGS "Land Of My Fathers"
0:00:07 > 0:00:10'This is Dai Young.
0:00:10 > 0:00:16'From 1988 to 1993, he and Rob Brydon were THE comedy duo
0:00:16 > 0:00:20'in West Glamorgan and parts of Pembrokeshire.
0:00:21 > 0:00:25'With Rob Brydon back on our screens in a brand-new series,
0:00:25 > 0:00:31'Dai Young has agreed to give us an insider's view of his old partner.'
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Young And Brydon was the...
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Sorry. Young And Brydon was the name of the double act we had.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Musical comedy.
0:00:47 > 0:00:52I was the... the driving force, really, with it.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55And Rob was, uh...
0:00:56 > 0:01:02I'd say "made up the numbers", that's a bit unfair, but he was the dead weight. You know?
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- As an interviewer... - He's still there. What?
0:01:05 > 0:01:10- As an interviewer, how would you rate Rob Brydon?- Recording. Ssh, ssh!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13How would I rate him as an interviewer? Um...
0:01:13 > 0:01:15He's poor.
0:01:15 > 0:01:21- When you say soul, you think of American, Luther Vandross and... - Yeah, of course, of course.
0:01:21 > 0:01:27- I can't believe that when you think of soul, you think of Luther Vandross.- You wouldn't think of him?
0:01:27 > 0:01:34- Of all the greats, you could have had Aretha Franklin, you know. - Yes, yes. Hang on a second, Bill.
0:01:34 > 0:01:39- Hang on a second.- Sorry. - I suppose when you think of soul, you think of people like...
0:01:39 > 0:01:41LAUGHTER
0:01:41 > 0:01:47- Does the cushion move?- Yeah, you can move it.- But continuity... - We don't worry about that.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52- You don't?- It's a lost cause. Some shots back at you, it'll be Martin Clunes.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55They are a bit shoddy on this show, yeah.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Look at that.
0:01:58 > 0:02:03An American star, Play Your Cards Right, Woody Allen is Bruce.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04OK?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- AMERICAN ACCENT: - I'm the leader of the pack.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10I'm doing Woody Allen!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12It was more like Lily Allen!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17In Bridesmaids, you have a sex scene...
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- That's not yours.- OK. - It's a sex scene.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- It's gin!- Yes. - LAUGHTER
0:02:25 > 0:02:28And a little bit of Jif. I find it...
0:02:28 > 0:02:30It cleans the tubes as it goes down.
0:02:31 > 0:02:37- I'm frightened of water, basically. - Oh, you should get over that. - OK, I will. Thank you very much!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- I mean... - What's this? A phobia clinic?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Dame Edna, you look wonderful.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47You seem to get better as each year passes.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Oh, Rob, you know the right things to say.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I'm thrilled by your career too
0:02:54 > 0:02:58and you're starting it in the way I would recommend to you.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Quietly. Very quietly. LAUGHTER
0:03:01 > 0:03:07You talk about fans. With the work that I do here in the pub, I've got fans who come in.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10I mean, Denis, you know, he's a super-fan.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Well, sometimes he's stalking me. I mean, he's in here every night.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17"I want more of the Dai, I want more of the Dai!"
0:03:17 > 0:03:20I said to him, "Calm down, Denis."
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Calm down. I said it again there.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26He's, uh... He's my sort of Charles Manson.
0:03:28 > 0:03:33We've got somebody very special here tonight, a VIP. We have Mr President. Where are you?
0:03:33 > 0:03:40- There you are. Hello, Kevin.- Hello. - Kevin Beresford. Tell everybody what you are the President of.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45I'm the President of the UK Roundabout Appreciation Society.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:03:50 > 0:03:53And your family? Does your wife like the roundabouts?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56She's left me, actually.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06All right, Kevin, hold it together.
0:04:06 > 0:04:11Did she say, "I'm fed up, we're just going round and round in circles?
0:04:12 > 0:04:16- "I mean, what do you want?" - APPLAUSE
0:04:16 > 0:04:18How many members have you got?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21There's just me at the moment.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23That's not a society, Kevin.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25That's you!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- What is your name?- Barbara.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- Hello, Barbara. Where are you from? - I'm from Swindon.- All right.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- And what do you do...? - CHEERING
0:04:37 > 0:04:41We all want to celebrate Swindon at every opportunity. What do you do?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I'm a crime scene investigator.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Bloody hell!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49CSI Swindon!
0:04:49 > 0:04:53That'd be a series, wouldn't it?
0:04:55 > 0:04:59And you also have an interesting hobby. What is it that you do?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I enjoy metal detecting.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- That most sociable of hobbies(!) - That's right.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09So you go out. Have you got a little thing that goes "beep"?
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- LAUGHTER I've got a metal detector as well(!) - Sorry.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Let's... Let's stamp on this right away.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Look at him laughing his head off down there!
0:05:22 > 0:05:26He looks like he's auditioning for a Beach Boys tribute act.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35I simply asked if you had a little thing that went "beep".
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I meant a detector.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Are you one of those guys?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43No, I go forwards.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45LAUGHTER
0:05:45 > 0:05:48No, I was going forwards.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- You were going backwards.- Even by these idiots, that is forwards.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55You're looking, aren't you?
0:05:55 > 0:06:00- You're waiting for..."beep-beep". - MAKES WHINING SOUND That's the one.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03You'd have a hell of a lot of it down here.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06With the plate in the skull, it would be going off!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I don't mean that. I don't mean that.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12APPLAUSE
0:06:14 > 0:06:20How does your wife feel about the water under the bridge with you and Rob Brydon?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24My wife, God rest her soul,
0:06:24 > 0:06:28passed away...three years ago,
0:06:28 > 0:06:30come November.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33And, uh... I keep her.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Bring her over. Bring her over, Sue.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38There she is.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41I keep her here in the bar.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45I'll be honest with you. There's only half of her in here.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48We scattered the other half in the Chilterns
0:06:48 > 0:06:50because she loved to ramble.
0:06:50 > 0:06:55So, I mean, let's be honest, we don't know which half we scattered.
0:06:55 > 0:07:00I'm hoping, fingers crossed, it was the lower half because she loved to ramble.
0:07:00 > 0:07:05I mean, if by some twist of fate, we scattered the top half of her,
0:07:05 > 0:07:10I shudder to think of her desperately trying to claw her way across the countryside.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12She still turns me on.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17I'm getting a bit now, looking at this. Look at the shape of the urn!
0:07:17 > 0:07:22Now, in this country, were you to work more in this country...
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- Which I hope to.- Which you will.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28I want to see you in great British drama.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Really?- Yeah.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33I see you coming to Walford...
0:07:33 > 0:07:35LAUGHTER
0:07:36 > 0:07:38You've come back to the Square.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43- Right.- You are the long-lost, sensitive Mitchell brother.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- Really?- Yes, yes.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Now, look...
0:07:47 > 0:07:49I can see that.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53- Let's give it a go.- OK.- We'll give it a little thing... We'll improv.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55I will be...
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- COCKNEY ACCENT: - I'll be a bloke. My name is Lenny. Right?
0:07:59 > 0:08:05- I run a market stall in Walford. Right?- What do you sell?- What? - What do you sell?- What do you want?
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- I see.- I'll get whatever you want. - You get it to order, do you?- Yeah.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12You are coming back. You are the mysterious...
0:08:12 > 0:08:18- What shall we call you? A sensitive Mitchell name - Larry.- Larry?
0:08:18 > 0:08:23- Larry Mitchell. You've come back to the Square. I'm on my stall. OK?- OK.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I'm shuffling my plums.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28LAUGHTER
0:08:28 > 0:08:30They let you down, don't they?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33They let me down time and again.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- It's like a Carry On film here sometimes.- I know.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40You try and get my attention. You're the sensitive Mitchell.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44I know. I know what happens. When you come back into a soap...
0:08:44 > 0:08:47I was in it 15 years ago played by someone else.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Exactly. - I was played by Nigel Havers.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Yes, yes.- But am I still Cockney?
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Am I allowed to be? Gotta be a bit of that, ain't I?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59That's nice. I like that.
0:08:59 > 0:09:05- As you know, the Mitchells talk very quiet, don't they? They talk very, very quiet.- That's very nice.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I'll come in very, very quiet indeed.
0:09:08 > 0:09:13If I was in EastEnders, I'd go, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't hear a word of that."
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- So I'm shuffling my plums. - All right.
0:09:16 > 0:09:21I'm going to say what people say in EastEnders when they've been away for 15 years.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26It's the last line of the episode. Turn round. This is what I'll say.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Hello, treacle.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30LAUGHTER
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Doof-doof-doof... What do you reckon?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37I was gutted when I saw the Bill Bailey interview.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41One thing Rob and I did in the early days was a routine with the bells.
0:09:41 > 0:09:46He would sing a song, I would play the bells. It was our routine. I thought of it.
0:09:46 > 0:09:52Bill, it would be lovely... I'm a big Elvis fan. And I know what a muso you are.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55I thought it would be a lovely thing to sing an Elvis song now.
0:09:55 > 0:10:02- Now, I'm not sure that this is the perfect instrument to accompany it. - I'll just embellish once you start.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04GENTLE GUITAR INTRO
0:10:07 > 0:10:10# Maybe I didn't love you... #
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Thank you.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17# Quite as good as I should have
0:10:17 > 0:10:22- RINGS BELL - # Maybe I didn't hold you
0:10:23 > 0:10:26# Quite as often as I could have
0:10:26 > 0:10:29RINGS BELL
0:10:29 > 0:10:33# Little things I should have said and done
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- RINGS TWO BELLS - # I just never took the time
0:10:38 > 0:10:41# You were always on my mind
0:10:41 > 0:10:44SHRILL RINGING
0:10:44 > 0:10:47# You were always on my mind...
0:10:50 > 0:10:53PLAYS TUNE WITH BELLS
0:11:01 > 0:11:04CHEERING
0:11:06 > 0:11:11# The little things I should have said and done
0:11:12 > 0:11:14# I just never took the time...
0:11:14 > 0:11:16SHRILL RINGING
0:11:18 > 0:11:21# You were always on my mind
0:11:22 > 0:11:25# You were always on...
0:11:25 > 0:11:30# My-y-y mi-i-ind... #
0:11:30 > 0:11:33PLAYS CLOSING NOTES WITH BELLS
0:11:41 > 0:11:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Rob used to work with you.
0:11:55 > 0:12:01Is working with the likes of Will Young and Dame Edna a step up?
0:12:01 > 0:12:05It is a step up in as much as he has to carry a little step with him
0:12:05 > 0:12:10when he wants to be photographed with them because he's a dwarf. Not a word of a lie.
0:12:10 > 0:12:16These are the shoes he used to wear. Look - built-up shoes. Where's the self-respect in that? There's none.
0:12:16 > 0:12:21Why are you called Hurts? Cos it's Hurts as in "aaagh".
0:12:21 > 0:12:24We were very miserable for a time. Now we're not.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28You collaborated with Kylie on your album Happiness.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Yeah? Big question for you.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Taller or shorter than me?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35With or without heels?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- I don't often wear heels. - LAUGHTER
0:12:38 > 0:12:43- How tall then is Cruise?- Tom Cruise? - Yeah, how tall, how tall?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- I'm six one, so... - LAUGHTER
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- He's probably about... - That's shorter than me!
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- Exactly.- You just said... - A lower voice than you.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57- I'm upset! So you're telling me that Cruise is there?- Yeah.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Wow! I picture him there.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- So he's like this.- Yeah. - "Love your movie, man!"
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- That's right. Yeah, he is like that. - "Oh, man, I'm stoked!"
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I'm really glad.
0:13:08 > 0:13:13- LAUGHTER - "Yeah!" Is that what he's like?- Yeah.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16You've got English guys out there. You're Irish.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Is there room for a Welshman?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24LAUGHTER
0:13:24 > 0:13:27It's been great talking to you, Chris.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- APPLAUSE - Sorry, I mean, um... I could...
0:13:32 > 0:13:37- No, I could see it.- If it worked for... Don't sound so exasperated!
0:13:37 > 0:13:41- I mean, Dudley Moore... - Yeah.- You know?- Yes.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Well, he was short.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46You've got a lot more against you than that.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48LAUGHTER
0:13:52 > 0:13:56It was all hushed up. Now when I see him on Would I Lie To You, I think,
0:13:56 > 0:14:00"Aye, you could and you did. In a court of law."
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Have you seen The Trip with Steve Coogan?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Aye, I've seen The Trip.
0:14:05 > 0:14:10If you looked up "overrated" in the dictionary, you'd see a picture of The Trip.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13The publicity photo for it, a poster.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17What is it about? He's driving round with Alan Partridge.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21They go to a restaurant, they have a meal, they talk. That is it.
0:14:21 > 0:14:26I mean, Laughing Boy and me, we do that every day. Here's The Trip for you now.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Hmm, that's nice.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31My name is Michael Caine.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Come on, they got a BAFTA for that?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Well, he didn't. Coogan did. Rightly so.
0:14:36 > 0:14:41- I saw the tape of your Mastermind performance.- Oh, no.
0:14:41 > 0:14:48I thought some of those questions weren't tough enough. So I'm going to ask you a few more questions
0:14:48 > 0:14:52as we stage our own...Mastermind.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54MASTERMIND THEME MUSIC
0:14:57 > 0:15:02- Your name, please.- Beverley Knight. - Your specialist subject?
0:15:02 > 0:15:07- Prince. - You have as much time as it takes to answer these three questions.
0:15:07 > 0:15:13In 1985, Prince did not have a hit with the song Merry Christmas, Everyone. Who did?
0:15:13 > 0:15:15LAUGHTER
0:15:16 > 0:15:21- Shakin' Stevens. - Yes, it was Shakin' Stevens.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25Prince is famous for his duets... Please keep it together.
0:15:25 > 0:15:31Prince is famous for his duets, but he's never worked with Welsh songstress Bonnie Tyler,
0:15:31 > 0:15:34who duetted on 1987's A Rocking Good Way with whom?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39I ain't got a clue!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- It was Shakin' Stevens. - LAUGHTER
0:15:42 > 0:15:47Question three. Prince's music is squarely aimed at the ladies,
0:15:47 > 0:15:53yet he failed to record the romantic hit single My Pretty One, a 1987 chart smash for who?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Shakin' Stevens?- No, Cliff Richard.
0:15:55 > 0:16:00- LAUGHTER - Well done, Beverley Knight.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Funny thing is I watch his show and the first thing I think is "budget".
0:16:04 > 0:16:10Does the show have a budget? Because it looks so cheap. Tacky is the word.
0:16:10 > 0:16:16I know the BBC are having to cut back, austerity measures, but you can take it too far.
0:16:16 > 0:16:21Where is the money going on that show? I'll tell you where. Pocketing it.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Cos it ain't going on the set.
0:16:24 > 0:16:29You're a three-piece, OK? Lots of great three-pieces. The Jam.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- Yeah.- Police.- Yes.- Bananarama.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34LAUGHTER For the girls!
0:16:34 > 0:16:37But the big bands are four-pieces.
0:16:37 > 0:16:43The Beatles, you know? How would you feel about me joining The Script?
0:16:43 > 0:16:50I've been a little but presumptuous. I've done a little bit... See what you think of this.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53How about that?
0:16:53 > 0:16:58See that? Now there I am. That was my first idea, OK?
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- That's good.- The Script. I'm just there, blending in.
0:17:02 > 0:17:07- Not pale enough.- You've more hair than him.- We don't talk about hair.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11So that's the first one. Then I thought, "You're better than that."
0:17:11 > 0:17:14So this is The Script... featuring Rob Brydon.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16LAUGHTER
0:17:16 > 0:17:21- I'm slightly pushed off to the side. - You're not featuring quite so much.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25Then how about this one? Rob Brydon and Friends.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28LAUGHTER Very good.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32The musical brains was always me.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34# Ohh... #
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Let's say you don't like that. # Ohhhh... #
0:17:38 > 0:17:43You're still not happy? # Ohhhh.... #
0:17:43 > 0:17:47- You want a bit of a surprise? - TINKLES KEYS
0:17:47 > 0:17:54- Now, Sophie, you did a lovely cover of Jolene.- I did. It's such a lovely song. So sad.
0:17:54 > 0:17:59- We've both done Dolly covers.- Yes. Dolly's one of the best songwriters.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Would you give us a quick snatch of Dolly?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05LAUGHTER
0:18:06 > 0:18:09See, I expect it from them...
0:18:09 > 0:18:14But the daughter of a Blue Peter presenter, I expect better.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Would you give us a snippet of Dolly?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22We are not at home to smut!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24LAUGHTER
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- I would love to sing Jolene for you. - Thank you. Just a little.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33# Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
0:18:33 > 0:18:36# Jolene
0:18:36 > 0:18:42- # I'm begging of you please don't take my man... # - Aww, that's lovely.- Is that OK?
0:18:47 > 0:18:52- #- Why are children always first to feel the pain and hurt the worst
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- #- It's true but somehow it don't seem right
0:18:59 > 0:19:05# But every time I cry I know it hurts my little children so
0:19:05 > 0:19:11# I wonder will it be the same toni-i-i-ight
0:19:11 > 0:19:15# Don't cry, Daddy... # ABBA!
0:19:16 > 0:19:21# Daddy, please don't cry
0:19:21 > 0:19:25# Daddy, you've still got me and little Tommy
0:19:25 > 0:19:30- # Together we'll find a brand-new mommy - Daddy, Daddy, please laugh again
0:19:30 > 0:19:34# Daddy, ride us on your back again
0:19:34 > 0:19:38# Oh, Daddy, please don't cry. #
0:19:38 > 0:19:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Frank Skinner!
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Pleasure as ever.
0:19:45 > 0:19:52Rob, of course, loves to sing on the show. Do you think he's respected by his musical guests?
0:19:52 > 0:19:57Ron Wood and Mick Hucknall had nothing but contempt.
0:19:57 > 0:20:02I mean, there was a moment when he asked them what did they think of Neil Diamond.
0:20:02 > 0:20:07He used to bang on about Neil Diamond all the time.
0:20:07 > 0:20:13We had a cassette in the car and he'd be playing Sweet Caroline, Crackling Rosie,
0:20:13 > 0:20:19He Ain't Heavy He's My Brother, Love On the Rocks, Hello Again Hello,
0:20:19 > 0:20:23They're Coming To America on the boats and trains and planes,
0:20:23 > 0:20:25um, you know...
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Crackling Rosie, The Boat That I Row, I'm A Believer,
0:20:29 > 0:20:33but I, I never had any time for Neil Diamond.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38I probably couldn't even name one of his songs.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- Do you like Neil Diamond? - LAUGHTER
0:20:40 > 0:20:43There's some things I don't do!
0:20:44 > 0:20:49- Mick, where do you stand on Neil Diamond?- I Am I Said.- Nice.
0:20:49 > 0:20:55- #- LA's fine The sun shines most of the time The feeling is laidback...- #
0:20:55 > 0:20:57LAUGHTER
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Shut your face!
0:20:59 > 0:21:04- You charmless git. - Talk some more about Neil Diamond!
0:21:04 > 0:21:09- LAUGHTER - You don't like his early stuff?
0:21:09 > 0:21:13- You don't, do you? OK. Em... - LAUGHTER
0:21:13 > 0:21:17- #- My baby loves me Yes, yes, she does
0:21:17 > 0:21:22- #- Gonna show me tonight She got the way to move me, Cherry
0:21:22 > 0:21:26- #- She got the way to move me She got the way to groove me
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- #- She got the way to move me...- # - You know!
0:21:30 > 0:21:32That was all right.
0:21:32 > 0:21:38- DAI:- You could see Ronnie wasn't comfortable. He wanted to get out as quick as he could.
0:21:38 > 0:21:43- Can we talk for a minute about this? - Yeah.- Have you got that on camera?
0:21:43 > 0:21:49- I would like to give it a mention. - Your name is Young. Are you related to the singer Will Young?
0:21:49 > 0:21:53I saw Will Young on the show with the woman, Edna Everage.
0:21:53 > 0:21:58I thought, to be fair, she was very cruel to him.
0:21:58 > 0:22:04And I don't think Rob made it any easier. He could have stood up for him. After all, he's a minority.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06A minority?
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Oh, you mean he's gay?- Yes.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14It's all right, calm down. Not here.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19When you say "she", you know Edna Everage is a man playing a woman?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26I'm not having that.
0:22:26 > 0:22:33- I'd come out at university... - You what?- I'd come out as gay... at university.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35LAUGHTER
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Yes?
0:22:49 > 0:22:55Now, Dame Edna, there's a lovely song. Frank Sinatra made it famous.
0:22:55 > 0:23:00- It's called Something Stupid. Do you know it?- I remember it.
0:23:00 > 0:23:05Why don't we make some musical magic right now with Something Stupid?
0:23:05 > 0:23:10# I know I stand in line until you think you have the time
0:23:10 > 0:23:13# To spend an evening with me... #
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Oh, yes.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- #- And if we go some place to dance
0:23:18 > 0:23:24- #- I know that there's a chance you won't be leaving with me
0:23:26 > 0:23:33# And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two... #
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Not a gay bar, please. - LAUGHTER
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- #- And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- #- Like...I love you.- #
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Isn't it a lovely song?
0:23:48 > 0:23:55- #- I can see it in your eyes that you despise the same old lies you heard the night before
0:23:58 > 0:24:02# And though it's just a line to you for me it's true
0:24:02 > 0:24:08- # It never seemed so right before... # - Lovely to hear the tune again!
0:24:11 > 0:24:14# The time is right Your perfume fills my head
0:24:14 > 0:24:19# The stars get red and, oh, the night gets blue... #
0:24:19 > 0:24:20The stars get red?
0:24:20 > 0:24:27#And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid
0:24:27 > 0:24:30# Like I...
0:24:30 > 0:24:34- #- I lo-o-ove you!
0:24:36 > 0:24:40# I love you!
0:24:43 > 0:24:49# I love you-ou-ou! #
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Ohhh.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56What a joyous union!
0:24:56 > 0:24:59What a joyous union.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03That was my first threesome, as a matter of fact.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- It wasn't mine.- No.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11In all honesty,
0:25:11 > 0:25:14I saw a life in entertainment.
0:25:14 > 0:25:20It wasn't to be. I ended up running the pub. Rob's gone on with what he's done. Who's the winner?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22I mean, you decide.
0:25:22 > 0:25:27And with the new licensing hours, I'm laughing.
0:25:27 > 0:25:32How long can he do a show for? Half an hour, tops. We're open all day.
0:25:32 > 0:25:38- Where is Ricky Emery? Where are you? - Over here.- Ricky, what's your question for Bruce?
0:25:38 > 0:25:43AS BRUCE: Everybody does Bruce. Did you get bored with it?
0:25:44 > 0:25:48First of all, mate, I don't talk like that.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50LAUGHTER
0:25:50 > 0:25:56And if I did, I'd have an operation to get rid of it! Everybody thinks I talk like that!
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- That "th-th-th-th".- You do a bit!
0:26:02 > 0:26:08- You do! "Th-th-th-th-th." - I used to do it, but I've grown out of it!
0:26:08 > 0:26:15- But no, I...no, I get a lot of fun out of watching people. - LAUGHTER
0:26:15 > 0:26:19- Dominic Fraser. Hi, Dominic. - Hi.- What's your question?
0:26:19 > 0:26:23Nice easy question. You have three older sisters?
0:26:23 > 0:26:24I do.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27LAUGHTER
0:26:27 > 0:26:34Have you kidnapped them? My next question is: would you like to see them alive again?
0:26:35 > 0:26:39Did they used to play dressing up with you?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41LAUGHTER
0:26:41 > 0:26:45- There was some dress up, yeah, - LAUGHTER
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Dominic.
0:26:48 > 0:26:54Why don't we have a little look at our audience? See if there's anybody here
0:26:54 > 0:27:01- whose fashion sense catches your eye.- There's a glamourpuss in the third row
0:27:01 > 0:27:06- in a mustard colour.- The blonde lady.- Look at that blonde lady!
0:27:06 > 0:27:09- What's your name?- Sophie.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12You remind me of myself, Sophie.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16- Thank you. - I used to make my own clothes.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Like you!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26And like you, I failed.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31I think maybe we should stop, Dame Edna, before you go too far.
0:27:34 > 0:27:39- What do you think Rob Brydon would say... - It's like Martin Bashir, this! What?
0:27:39 > 0:27:46What do you think Rob Brydon would say if he walked in here now? What would you say?
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Rob...
0:28:01 > 0:28:03All right?
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Dai.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08Dai Young.
0:28:09 > 0:28:10Hi.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12Long ago.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Thanks, bruv.
0:28:18 > 0:28:19Aw, cheers.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21I know.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25So long, then.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27He come in by mistake.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33Thank you. We're rocking the house.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36- #- Tender love is blind
0:28:36 > 0:28:39- #- It requires a dedication
0:28:39 > 0:28:44- #- All this love we feel needs no conversation
0:28:44 > 0:28:48- #- We ride it together, uh-huh Woo-hoo
0:28:48 > 0:28:52- #- One lover to another, uh-huh...- # - Stop it, you.
0:28:52 > 0:28:57- #- Islands in the stream that is what we are
0:28:57 > 0:29:01- #- No one in-between How can we be wrong...- #
0:29:01 > 0:29:04Use the Ladies. The Gents is locked.
0:29:04 > 0:29:10- #- To another world And we rely on each other Uh-huh...- #