0:00:02 > 0:00:04Tonight we have brawn with Ray Winstone,
0:00:04 > 0:00:06we have brains with Professor Brian Cox,
0:00:06 > 0:00:09and beauty with Kelly Jones. Let us begin.
0:00:09 > 0:00:16This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:16 > 0:00:20- Hello! Thank you very much! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:20 > 0:00:23We have a fantastic show for you tonight.
0:00:23 > 0:00:27And as always, a beautiful, superb audience. Look at these people.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31There's a man wearing a cravat, and he... Yes, you.
0:00:31 > 0:00:36- Who also, in addition, appears to have a claw for a hand. - LAUGHTER
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- I was delighted by the cravat, sir. - LAUGHTER
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- Hello. What's your name? - Brad.- Hello, Brad.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Is that an industrial accident? - LAUGHTER
0:00:45 > 0:00:49- They're rings from Camden. - They're rings from Camden.- Yes.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53I saw a man with a cravat, I thought, "You don't see that very often, do you?"
0:00:53 > 0:00:58- Nothing could have prepared me for the shock of the metallic hand. - LAUGHTER
0:00:58 > 0:01:04- I'm slightly alarmed that you got through the metal detector. - LAUGHTER
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- I mean, Brad, do you have to wear those?- I like wearing them.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10All right. Yes. Fair enough.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- How does your carer feel? Let's ask her. - LAUGHTER
0:01:15 > 0:01:17It's lovely that you're here, Brad.
0:01:17 > 0:01:22- I hope you enjoy the show and thank you for coming along this evening. - Thank you.- Thank you.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Now, there's a chap here waving his hand. Hello, sir. What is your name?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- It's Dave.- Hello, Dave.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Perched on that seat like you might be about to pounce at any moment.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34What's your little interesting fact?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- I was born in a loo. - LAUGHTER
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- You were born in the loo. - In the loo.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44- Talk us through it. - LAUGHTER
0:01:44 > 0:01:48- Take us through the motions. - LAUGHTER
0:01:48 > 0:01:52- Er, it was the coldest day of 1966. - Yeah.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Er... - LAUGHTER
0:01:54 > 0:01:57That's it, really. Nothing more to say, really.
0:01:57 > 0:02:03My mother said, "Cor, blimey, it's cold! I'm going to go in a toilet. Oh, my word, what's this?"
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- That's how it was.- Was it? - LAUGHTER
0:02:06 > 0:02:10You were born in the toilet, she looked down, she said, "It's a wee boy."
0:02:10 > 0:02:14LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:02:14 > 0:02:19So, who was there? Was there anybody there to help?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Er, my mum was there. - LAUGHTER
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Well,
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- I'm glad we've cleared that up. - LAUGHTER
0:02:30 > 0:02:34So often now, these posh mothers, they're not even there, are they?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36LAUGHTER
0:02:36 > 0:02:39You were there, I'm guessing.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41I was.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43I learnt to swim at an early age.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46So you didn't literally go into the loo, did you?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- I did.- What, you went into the loo? - Into the loo.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50- Ohhh! - LAUGHTER
0:02:50 > 0:02:56- What an incredible story. I tell you what, I'm glad we flushed you out. - LAUGHTER
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- Give him a round of applause. Thank you very much. Thank you. - APPLAUSE
0:03:00 > 0:03:03In a moment, we'll be meeting Professor Brian Cox,
0:03:03 > 0:03:05and from the Stereophonics, Kelly Jones.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08But first, a true acting legend.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11When the going gets tough, they call for
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Ray Winstone! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Ray Winstone, everybody!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:29 > 0:03:35You know what I thought? When you were coming on, I thought, the great thing with you, unlike me,
0:03:35 > 0:03:39you must love watching yourself in the stuff you've done.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Cos you play, kind of, cool guys.
0:03:42 > 0:03:47I do like watching what I've done, because I can't see the point of doing it otherwise.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- Really? - It would be like painting a picture and not signing it, you know?- Yeah.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54And what about fight scenes? Cos I've never done a fight scene.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- I used to like them when I was younger.- Yeah.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00But it gets tough when you get older cos the kids are getting tougher who come into it.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04They used to be namby-pamby kids years ago, you could knock them about a bit.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- I don't think you were meant to knock them about. - LAUGHTER
0:04:08 > 0:04:11But now, you know, there's a lot of tough kids coming into this game.
0:04:11 > 0:04:16When I was... When I first started, there wasn't very many people from my kind of background
0:04:16 > 0:04:20that were in the film industry, you know? Or in TV.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25- Cos you boxed as a child, didn't you?- As a child? - LAUGHTER
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Yes, I did. I boxed as a child. - LAUGHTER
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Er, the one thing it taught me in life,
0:04:31 > 0:04:34and I've said it before, but I will say it again,
0:04:34 > 0:04:37I have the greatest respect for anyone who climbs into a ring.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39You're one-on-one, and it's, erm...
0:04:39 > 0:04:43And when you look across the ring and look into someone's eyes, you know whether you can win it or not.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48- From the outset?- You know from that moment. But you have to dig deep.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50And you've no hate for the person opposite you,
0:04:50 > 0:04:53in fact, you have nothing but respect for the other guy.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57It's not someone who's beat your sister up, you know? It's not that kind of thing.
0:04:57 > 0:05:02And that kind of digging deep and that discipline of the boxing ring
0:05:02 > 0:05:05stood me in very good stead for the rest of my life.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09- You've just done The Sweeney, haven't you?- Yeah, the film, The Sweeney with Ben Drew.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Plan B.- Plan B, yeah.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14He's a great kid. He really is a great kid.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17One of the most intelligent boys I've worked with.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18We've made a really, really good film.
0:05:18 > 0:05:23- Yeah. Teach me, Ray, teach me... - What do you want to be taught?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26I want you to teach me how to extend my range.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29When I'm acting, I just play kind of nice guys.
0:05:29 > 0:05:35I play, kind of, softies. I'd like to be able to play somebody intimidating.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- It's actually stillness.- Stillness?
0:05:38 > 0:05:43Stillness and quietness. Someone can go on and go on, and you just look at them without blinking.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48- You can even laugh. - LAUGHTER
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- So, that's not it? - I want to kiss you. - LAUGHTER
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- All right, how about this?- Go on.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59LAUGHTER
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- All right, all right. OK. - APPLAUSE
0:06:03 > 0:06:06So, I find it... I find it hard to be intimidating.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Maybe you find it hard to be sensitive and warm.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Will you take the sensitivity and warmth test?
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- I'll have a go. - LAUGHTER
0:06:16 > 0:06:22- I have a book I'd like you to read. - Certainly.- The Three Little Pigs. - LAUGHTER
0:06:22 > 0:06:27Now this book, Ray, you can not have a trace of menace when you read this book.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- OK? You're reading to children, Ray. - To kids?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33You ain't seen the kids round my way. Jesus Christ.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35You've got to give them a slap.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- LAUGHTER - Right. Now, look, I'm a little child. Here I am.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Look at him... - LAUGHTER
0:06:44 > 0:06:46APPLAUSE
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- LAUGHTER - Take your thumb out your mouth!
0:06:50 > 0:06:55- Don't hit me again, Uncle Ray! Please don't hit me again. - LAUGHTER
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Don't do intimidating. Do warmth.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05LAUGHTER
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- You really want to bash him, don't you? - LAUGHTER
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Once upon a time...
0:07:13 > 0:07:15..there was a mother pig
0:07:15 > 0:07:20- who had three little piggies. - LAUGHTER
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- The three little pigs grew so big... - LAUGHTER
0:07:25 > 0:07:27..that their mother said to them,
0:07:27 > 0:07:32- "You're too fat..." No. "You're too big..." - LAUGHTER
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Please don't let the mother hurt the pigs.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38LAUGHTER
0:07:40 > 0:07:43"You're too big to live here any longer.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47"You must go and build houses for yourselves.
0:07:47 > 0:07:54"But take care that that naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty wolf does not catch you.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- "Cos he's a fucker!" - LAUGHTER - No! No! I'm not having...
0:07:58 > 0:08:01What's the matter with you, man? You ruined a classic!
0:08:01 > 0:08:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:07 > 0:08:11How good were you at school at physics?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- I was very good, actually. - You were good?- I got 98 percent.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- 98 percent in physics?- Because we had a great teacher.- Yeah.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22- Who was a raving lunatic, but he made it interesting.- Oh, OK.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25He even threw a kid out of the first floor window.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- He did what?- He threw a kid out of the window. It was a tough old school, I tell you.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- Out of a first floor window? - Yeah, he was giving him some lip
0:08:33 > 0:08:36and he picked him up and he put him out this window and dropped him, and he went down one floor.
0:08:36 > 0:08:42- You're not serious. - Oh, yeah, yeah. But he learnt. - LAUGHTER
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- APPLAUSE - OK. Erm...- But...
0:08:45 > 0:08:49I'll tell you how important someone like Brian Cox is
0:08:49 > 0:08:54to make something you might not understand interesting is,
0:08:54 > 0:08:57in chemistry I got 14 percent.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Wow!- Which is another science, but the teacher was diabolical,
0:09:00 > 0:09:03you know, and didn't make it interesting.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05History, I got 92 percent.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Because we had a Mr Sharp, who made... Who told you stories and got you into it.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12But the rest of it, I was crap at.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16But it just shows you how important interesting teachers are.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- Kids from anywhere can learn anything if they're interested in it.- Wow.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Well, you've already mentioned him. Let's bring him out and meet him.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Ladies and gentlemen, Professor Brian Cox!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Books.
0:09:38 > 0:09:44- There's no physics books in there. - There's no physics books. It's very much a humanities bookshelf.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- They're not real books. - LAUGHTER
0:09:50 > 0:09:52You've got a big fan in Ray here.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56LAUGHTER
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- You look like you're on a date now. - LAUGHTER
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Talk amongst yourselves. - I've gone all shy.
0:10:01 > 0:10:06You're Professor Brian Cox. That's not an honorary professorship. Is it a proper professor?
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Yeah, I'm actually lecturing starting this month.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14So in the autumn term at Manchester, I'm lecturing quantum mechanics and relativity to first years.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- And I'm going to... - LAUGHTER
0:10:17 > 0:10:20APPLAUSE
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Where is this happening? - E... equals... M... C... squared! That's right.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27I'm going to bring some discipline back.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- Where is this, Manchester what? - Manchester University.- OK.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- First floor windows... - LAUGHTER
0:10:32 > 0:10:35If you're a student there, I would sellotape them up.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- My office is on the sixth floor. - Oh, my God! - LAUGHTER
0:10:39 > 0:10:43- Oh, my God. Now, you were a keyboard player with D:Ream.- Yeah.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47# Things can only get better... # Was the big hit.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50And now, it's a serious question, how did you become this?
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Well, I was at university during the time I was in D:Ream.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57I joined them by accident because I started off as the roadie
0:10:57 > 0:11:00and the keyboard player... The singer, Peter Cunnah said,
0:11:00 > 0:11:04"I need a keyboard player and you can do a bit, can you just do a bit of that?"
0:11:04 > 0:11:06So I was doing my degree all the way through that.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09When you were on Top Of The Pops, you were studying for a degree?
0:11:09 > 0:11:14Yeah, and bizarrely, in Manchester, I was in labs, I was doing my physics experiments in the lab,
0:11:14 > 0:11:17and then at five o'clock one night, I went out of the lab, took my white coat off,
0:11:17 > 0:11:20walked up the road and went on stage with Take That at G-Mex,
0:11:20 > 0:11:24- played my keyboards, and then went back again the day after and carried on.- Wow!
0:11:24 > 0:11:28So it was, kind of... It was like a bar job, really.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30It's a nice bar job. It's a nice bar job.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33And I'm told that wherever you go, a bit like a doctor,
0:11:33 > 0:11:36you know, a doctor goes to a party or a dentist, "Have a look at this,"
0:11:36 > 0:11:39that you get the science questions wherever you go.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41If you're at a bash, you get people coming up and asking you.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44They do, and the strangest people ask them.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47So if I'm in the shops, people come up,
0:11:47 > 0:11:51but I was in a bar a few months ago and Kate Moss came up to me.
0:11:51 > 0:11:56But what was interesting is that she had a very precise question that was perfectly phrased
0:11:56 > 0:11:59and she understood exactly what she was asking. It was about entropy.
0:11:59 > 0:12:05And she said to me, "The second law of thermodynamics suggests as the universe proceeds,
0:12:05 > 0:12:08"as time passes, the universe becomes more and more disordered,
0:12:08 > 0:12:12"and that's entirely statistical, it's down to the statistical movements of particles around,
0:12:12 > 0:12:16"it's just the fact that disordered things are more likely to form than ordered things.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- "Is that right?" And I said, "Yes, it is." - LAUGHTER
0:12:19 > 0:12:22And she'd watched the show with her daughter, I think she said,
0:12:22 > 0:12:26and she'd absolutely got it.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28- Kate Moss?- Yeah.- Kate Moss. Wow!
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Do you have a question, Ray? We've got him here. I know you like your physics.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36- You keep banging on about your 92 percent. - LAUGHTER
0:12:36 > 0:12:41- Well, I was... 98, actually. - LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:12:45 > 0:12:48I suppose it's the age-old question, really.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52I mean, because, is there anything out there?
0:12:52 > 0:12:57The question is where are these other civilisations, because they should be there,
0:12:57 > 0:13:01because our galaxy, there is something like 400 billion stars in our galaxy.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05We've been discovering over the last few years that there are planetary systems everywhere we look.
0:13:05 > 0:13:10We've found a couple of earth-like planets, rocky planets at the right temperature for water.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12The galaxy has been around for 11 billion years.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Now, the earth has only been around for four and a half billion.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19So there's been so much time, and there are so many planets, so many solar systems,
0:13:19 > 0:13:22that you would think that one of them had been able to build spacecraft
0:13:22 > 0:13:26and get out there and explore, and we see no evidence for them.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30One of the ideas is maybe they're around and maybe we just don't recognise them.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32But what about the idea of...
0:13:32 > 0:13:35I'm not saying... I've got to say, this is not UFO nonsense.
0:13:35 > 0:13:40- No UFOs have ever landed. No-one's been abducted. It's all bollocks. - LAUGHTER
0:13:40 > 0:13:44APPLAUSE
0:13:44 > 0:13:46It's this idea that they're incompetent,
0:13:46 > 0:13:48that they float down and they don't really want to be seen,
0:13:48 > 0:13:53but they accidentally don't wipe a farmer's mind perfectly.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55And so ten years later he kind of remembers.
0:13:55 > 0:14:02You say that, but truth be told, most of my science knowledge is based on science fiction.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Let me give you a few things that science fiction has thrown up
0:14:04 > 0:14:07and you tell us the likelihood of it happening.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Now, I once saw a film that confidently predicted that in 2015
0:14:11 > 0:14:14we would have hoverboards.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- This was Back To The Future II. - LAUGHTER
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Now, hoverboards. How close are we?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- We could do that.- We can do it? - We could do it if we wanted, yeah.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26We've got trains that do it. Maglev trains.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- Yes, maglev trains! How's that coming along?- It works, doesn't it?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32There isn't one in Cardiff, I can tell you that.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- There's one in Japan.- Yeah. - Isn't there one in Japan?
0:14:35 > 0:14:39- So they float? Literally, they're not touching the ground? - Magnets. That's right.- OK.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Fine. Beaming people up.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- That we've done.- No, we haven't.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49Not with people, but we've done it. Teleportation works.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52This is the Star Trek thing where they stand and they go...
0:14:52 > 0:14:56- That's been done. It was done back in the 1980s with single particles.- What did they use?
0:14:56 > 0:15:00Er, they used photons. So particles of light. But it genuinely works.
0:15:00 > 0:15:06You genuinely destroy a particle here and it appears over here.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09It's been done and it's a well-known effect in quantum mechanics.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- It's called quantum teleportation. - Wow! That's actually happening?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Nobody knows whether you can scale it up.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17There's nothing in the theory that stops you...
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Why don't they just pop an apple in and see what happens? - LAUGHTER
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Small steps. But nobody knows...
0:15:23 > 0:15:27If there is a reason you can't just keep going bigger, no-one knows what it is.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- To my mind, we're still talking pretty small.- Yes.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33All right, time to meet my next guest. He is a Welsh icon,
0:15:33 > 0:15:35he's also frontman of the Stereophonics,
0:15:35 > 0:15:39- ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Kelly Jones! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:48 > 0:15:52- Good to see you. - Welcome, welcome, welcome. Yeah, yeah. Pop yourselves down.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Straight away, Kelly, do you know that Ray Winstone got 98 percent in physics?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58LAUGHTER
0:15:58 > 0:16:02- What did you get in physics?- Three. LAUGHTER
0:16:02 > 0:16:05My house got flooded when I was 11.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08This was the first year I started comprehensive school.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Just as I saw a boat fly on top of my old man's car,
0:16:11 > 0:16:15I thought, "Well, I'll chuck my school bag and my uniform out there."
0:16:15 > 0:16:18And I put my guitar on top of the old girl's wardrobe.
0:16:18 > 0:16:23I thought that would be the best place for the guitar and the best place for the school books.
0:16:23 > 0:16:28- So what sort of tribe were you in? - Tribe?- Well, you know, there were different types.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30There was rock fans and different people.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34What were you? Because you were a big AC/DC fan. I know that.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Yeah, we were all rock kids, really.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Wrangler jackets with all patches on the back
0:16:39 > 0:16:43and Dr Martens and tight jeans. Not a lot's changed, to be honest with you.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Ray, what about you? What were you at school? What look did you have?
0:16:47 > 0:16:50I think about my time was the old skinhead style, wasn't it?
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- So were you a skinhead?- Yeah. It was suedeheads and skinheads
0:16:54 > 0:16:58and loafers, Dr Martens, the same. Drainpipe jeans and that.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01What about you, Brian? What department did you fit into?
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- I went through... I was a goth at school.- You were a goth!
0:17:04 > 0:17:10- At 17, I had purple hair. - That's the worst possible option.
0:17:10 > 0:17:15- Who in their right mind becomes a goth? - LAUGHTER
0:17:15 > 0:17:17To piss your parents off. LAUGHTER
0:17:17 > 0:17:21Is that to piss your parents off? But your father always encouraged you, didn't he?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23He wanted you to go into music.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Well, my mum was a singer, and he was a...
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- When I was kid, my old man's record was on the jukebox in the pub.- Wow.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32He did a little record deal with Polydor and he was playing gigs
0:17:32 > 0:17:35with, like, Roy Orbison in Batley Variety Club in Leeds,
0:17:35 > 0:17:38stuff like that, so... He loved music for what it was about.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42And if you pick up an instrument, you're never lonely, are you? You've always got somewhere to go.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45But my uncle was a boxing referee, so I did boxing when I was a kid,
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- but they were always pushing me into something.- You did boxing?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51- Five fights undefeated.- Was you?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Five fights undefeated? Which category were you in?
0:17:54 > 0:17:58Small. LAUGHTER
0:17:58 > 0:18:04And is this other thing I read true, that you were offered to be one of the coaches on The Voice?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- I was asked to do The Voice, yeah. - Yeah?
0:18:06 > 0:18:09And the Jesus Christ Superstar one, as well, with Andrew Lloyd Webber.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13Last week, I was asked to dance on Strictly. I hope they keep coming when I'm 60, all these offers.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15LAUGHTER
0:18:15 > 0:18:19- What age did you start, then? - Er, did my first gig when I was 12.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21We pushed the gear up the street on a trolley,
0:18:21 > 0:18:25and as soon as we finished, they told us to piss off cos we were too young to drink.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29- So, yeah, it was working men's clubs. - And you've got a remarkable voice.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31You've got this... It's got like a rasp to it.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Was that always the case, even as a kid?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Well, I didn't want to be the singer in the band, really.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Because my old man was a singer, the first four, five bands I was in,
0:18:40 > 0:18:44you get pushed in it cos your old man's a singer and they think you'll be the singer.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45At about 18, I started to get into it.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Before then, I wasn't... I'd rather play guitar and be wallpaper.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52You've got the guitar there. Would you give us a little... Would you give us a little something?
0:18:52 > 0:18:55APPLAUSE
0:18:55 > 0:19:00You're starting out, you're learning to play the guitar, what were the tunes you were doing then?
0:19:00 > 0:19:04I had older brothers. Some were listening to, like, Creedence Clearwater Revival and...
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Proud Mary? Bad Moon Rising?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I did that on the first gig, aye, when I was 12.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Pretty Woman? Not by Creedence Clearwater.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Could you give us a bit of Pretty Woman?- Yeah.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- PLAYS PRETTY WOMAN - Oh, yeah!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG - What a woman.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Mercy!
0:19:25 > 0:19:29# Pretty woman, walking down the street
0:19:29 > 0:19:33# Pretty woman, the kind I'd like to meet
0:19:33 > 0:19:35# Pretty woman
0:19:35 > 0:19:39# I don't believe you, you're not the truth
0:19:39 > 0:19:43# No-one can look as good as you
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Mercy!
0:19:45 > 0:19:49- Raaarrr!- Yi-ah! - LAUGHTER
0:19:49 > 0:19:52# Pretty woman, don't walk on by
0:19:52 > 0:19:56(BOTH) # Pretty woman, don't make me cry
0:19:56 > 0:19:58# Pretty woman
0:20:00 > 0:20:03# You look as lovely as can be
0:20:03 > 0:20:08# Are you lonely just like me?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Have some!- Yeah! LAUGHTER
0:20:11 > 0:20:15Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Have some? - LAUGHTER
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Where the hell did, "Have some!" - LAUGHTER
0:20:21 > 0:20:23I do not remember Roy Orbison...
0:20:23 > 0:20:26# Who-oa, pretty woman
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- "Have some!" - LAUGHTER
0:20:29 > 0:20:32But Kelly, thank you, fantastic. Thank you very much.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Right.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Time for questions from the audience.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47First of all tonight, er, Martin Hobbs.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- Sounds like a toaster. - LAUGHTER
0:20:50 > 0:20:52- Hello, Martin.- Hi, Rob. - Who's your question for?
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- My question is for Professor Brian there.- Yes.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Brian, you've had a varied career and no doubt met a lot of people,
0:20:59 > 0:21:03but which is better, pop groupies or science groupies?
0:21:03 > 0:21:07- Science groupies by a mile. - LAUGHTER
0:21:07 > 0:21:11- What's the difference?- Er, IQ.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13LAUGHTER
0:21:16 > 0:21:18What are the pop groupies like?
0:21:18 > 0:21:22What happens on the road, stays on the road, Rob. LAUGHTER
0:21:22 > 0:21:26- Ian Mann is in the audience. Where is Ian?- I'm over here.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- Hello, Ian. Hello.- Hello. - Who is your question for? - I have a question for Ray.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34Basically, I'm a struggling actor who's starting off as an extra, like you did.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37And I'm finding it difficult to break into the mainstream.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41I was wondering if there was any way I could act with you so I could pop it on my CV.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Cheeky, I know.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- You want to, what, like, film a scene?- Maybe do a scene. That would be amazing.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- Ray, what do you say? - Yeah, all right. Come on, Ian. - APPLAUSE
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Here's what we're going to do, to make this simple. Right?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56We're in a police cell.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- You've been arrested, what a surprise! - LAUGHTER
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Right? You've only got one line, Ray.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03All your line is this...
0:22:03 > 0:22:05"All right, I did it." OK?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08And that's when you break and you confess to it. OK?
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- So I've got to give in?- Yeah. - LAUGHTER
0:22:12 > 0:22:14This is going to be tough, this is.
0:22:14 > 0:22:19Pop yourself down. Now, make it good because he wants this for his showreel.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23- He's very big, isn't he? - He is a very big man. - LAUGHTER
0:22:23 > 0:22:26I'm going to stand over here. OK. Get ready.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28And action!
0:22:28 > 0:22:32- I hear you've been a very naughty boy! - LAUGHTER
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- OK. Let's stop there. Let's stop there. - LAUGHTER
0:22:37 > 0:22:41APPLAUSE
0:22:41 > 0:22:45- We are not making a porn film. - LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:22:45 > 0:22:49All right, we'll try it again. We'll try take two.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53- Ray, I'm so sorry. - LAUGHTER
0:22:53 > 0:22:57- Take two. And action. - What's been going on?
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Come on. You can tell me.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Walk around the other side. Try him on the other side.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06- Intimidate him. - We've been in this position before.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09- Whoa! I've warned you about that! - LAUGHTER
0:23:09 > 0:23:12APPLAUSE
0:23:12 > 0:23:15You know there's none of that.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Come on, you've got to break him, you've got to break him! Come on!
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- Just admit it!- Oh! - LAUGHTER
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Admit what you've been doing, come on!
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- I don't know what you're talking about. - LAUGHTER
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Come on, we've both had a tough day. We just want the confession!
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- Have you been on this show before? - LAUGHTER
0:23:35 > 0:23:39- No.- Come on, scare me! - What's going on, come on, just admit it, man, admit it!
0:23:39 > 0:23:42All right! All right! All right! I did it. I did it. I did it.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Ray, come and join us for a bow. Come on.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51- Well done, son.- Ready?
0:23:51 > 0:23:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- Ian, fantastic! Thank you very much. Thank you, Ray.- Pleasure.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00APPLAUSE
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Kelly, you're going to go and sing a cracking song for us.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06- So if you want to go and get yourself ready.- OK.- Thank you.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09And while he does that, please let's hear it again for Brian Cox and Ray Winstone!
0:24:09 > 0:24:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:15 > 0:24:20And now, performing one of his classic hits, Dakota, Kelly Jones!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:40 > 0:24:43# Thinking back, thinking of you
0:24:43 > 0:24:47# Summertime, think it was June
0:24:48 > 0:24:50# Yeah, I think it was June
0:24:54 > 0:24:57# Laying back, head on the grass
0:24:57 > 0:25:01# Chewing gum, having some laughs
0:25:02 > 0:25:04# Yeah, having some laughs
0:25:08 > 0:25:12# You made me feel like the one
0:25:12 > 0:25:15# Made me feel like the one
0:25:18 > 0:25:19# The one
0:25:22 > 0:25:26# You made me feel like the one
0:25:26 > 0:25:30# Made me feel like the one
0:25:32 > 0:25:34# The one
0:25:38 > 0:25:41# Drinking back, drinking for two
0:25:43 > 0:25:45# Drinking with you
0:25:46 > 0:25:48# When drinking was new
0:25:52 > 0:25:55# Sleeping in the back of my car
0:25:57 > 0:25:59# We never went far
0:26:00 > 0:26:03# We didn't need to go far
0:26:06 > 0:26:10# You made me feel like the one
0:26:10 > 0:26:14# Made me feel like the one
0:26:16 > 0:26:18# The one
0:26:21 > 0:26:25# You made me feel like the one
0:26:25 > 0:26:29# Made me feel like the one
0:26:30 > 0:26:32# The one
0:26:35 > 0:26:38BOTH: # I don't know where
0:26:38 > 0:26:43# We are going now
0:26:50 > 0:26:54# I don't know where
0:26:54 > 0:26:59# We are going now
0:27:06 > 0:27:10# Wake-up call, coffee and juice
0:27:11 > 0:27:14# Remembering you
0:27:15 > 0:27:17# What happened to you?
0:27:21 > 0:27:25# I wonder if we'll meet again
0:27:25 > 0:27:28# Talk about life since then
0:27:28 > 0:27:31# Talk about why did it end?
0:27:35 > 0:27:39# You made me feel like the one
0:27:39 > 0:27:43# Made me feel like the one
0:27:45 > 0:27:47# The one
0:27:50 > 0:27:54# You made me feel like the one
0:27:54 > 0:27:58# Made me feel like the one
0:28:00 > 0:28:02# The one
0:28:04 > 0:28:08BOTH: # I don't know where
0:28:08 > 0:28:13# We are going now
0:28:19 > 0:28:23# I don't know where
0:28:23 > 0:28:29# We are going now
0:28:32 > 0:28:36# So take a look at me now
0:28:36 > 0:28:40# So take a look at me now
0:28:40 > 0:28:44# Take a look at me now
0:28:44 > 0:28:48# Take a look at me now
0:28:48 > 0:28:53# Take a look at me now #
0:28:53 > 0:28:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01Fantastic.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05Brilliant. Fantastic, fellas.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08- Kelly Jones! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Good night.
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