:00:00. > :00:07.It's Friday and over the next half hour Aled and I are going to guide
:00:08. > :00:09.you through the best of this weekend's TV.
:00:10. > :00:12.But before we can do, here's the best bits
:00:13. > :00:31.I look like crazy frog! That's small, it is like a normal sized
:00:32. > :00:37.one. It's quite cold! It doesn't get much more of a slap in your face to
:00:38. > :00:42.find another woman in your house on your wedding day. If you're going to
:00:43. > :00:56.do it, make it as amazing as you can. What is your four? LMAO. Start
:00:57. > :01:09.again. It's like pulling teeth. Coming up tonight, he's
:01:10. > :01:18.the undisputed king of the one-liner but has he got what it takes to win
:01:19. > :01:21.this weekend's final of Let's Play Darts
:01:22. > :01:22.for Sport Relief? We'll be getting the inside scoop
:01:23. > :01:30.on one of the biggest TV events of the year, the Eurovision Song
:01:31. > :01:33.Contest, with UK hopeful Plus Emma and I go head to head
:01:34. > :01:47.in this week's Friday Quiz. I've got a feeling this is going to
:01:48. > :01:49.be a nightmare. Did you not see me last week? I'm going to be even
:01:50. > :01:53.worse! But first, here are some
:01:54. > :01:55.of the shows we think are worth watching tonight and
:01:56. > :01:57.through the weekend. Let's start tonight at nine on BBC
:01:58. > :02:00.with Land of Hope and Glory: This is a fly-on-the-wall
:02:01. > :02:03.documentary that goes behind the scenes at Country Life magazine,
:02:04. > :02:06.but more than that it tells us what life in the country
:02:07. > :02:08.is really all about. Tonight we meet the owners
:02:09. > :02:18.of stately pile Milton Manor. What are the challenges of keeping a
:02:19. > :02:22.house like this alive in 2015? You need a good woman to do the cleaning
:02:23. > :02:26.and cooking and that sort of thing. Ironing. Gardening. Cleaning 1's
:02:27. > :02:38.shoes. What do you say to that? I'm
:02:39. > :02:40.completely astounded, I didn't know he noticed I did any of those
:02:41. > :02:45.things! His views are more outdated than the
:02:46. > :02:49.house! If you haven't seen this,
:02:50. > :03:03.you've missed a real treat. I watched it this morning, there are
:03:04. > :03:07.some fantastic characters. Some heartfelt ones as well, some farmers
:03:08. > :03:08.who have worked all their lives, it is a beautiful programme and nicely
:03:09. > :03:09.filmed. This is the second episode of three,
:03:10. > :03:13.so if you like the sound of it get If you're in the mood for something
:03:14. > :03:19.new, then head to ITV on Sunday night for a brand new drama series
:03:20. > :03:27.called Houdini and Doyle. Stephen Mangan stars in this murder
:03:28. > :03:29.mystery that pairs Sherlock creator Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and escape
:03:30. > :03:31.artist Harry Houdini The problem is they're a bit
:03:32. > :03:35.of a mismatch. Doyle believes in the supernatural
:03:36. > :03:45.and Houdini is a full blown cynic. Why do you refuse to believe? Do you
:03:46. > :03:49.think so much of yourself that you cannot accept there is anything out
:03:50. > :03:56.there bigger than you? Why can't you accept that this is all there is?
:03:57. > :04:02.You can't stop treating the dead instead of enjoying the living. Do
:04:03. > :04:07.your worse! Stop this. As much as I hate to interrupt, we thought you
:04:08. > :04:13.should know, there has been another murder. Sister Matilda.
:04:14. > :04:29.Not sister Matilda! I love Stephen Mangan as well. This is one of -- it
:04:30. > :04:32.is made by the same people who did House.
:04:33. > :04:36.That's Houdini and Doyle on ITV this Sunday at 10.35pm.
:04:37. > :04:39.More TV recommendations later in the show, but in other TV news
:04:40. > :04:42.today it's been announced that Sheridan Smith will star in new BBC
:04:43. > :04:43.two-part drama called The Moorside Project.
:04:44. > :04:57.Looks unrecognisable, she'll be playing Julie Bushby,
:04:58. > :05:00.the woman who led the search for Shannon Matthews
:05:01. > :05:04.Also Benedict Cumberbatch is coming back to our screens in May,
:05:05. > :05:06.he'll be playing Richard III in the second run of Shakespeare
:05:07. > :05:15.Here he is. He needs to wash his hair!
:05:16. > :05:18.Others in the cast list include Dame Judi Dench,
:05:19. > :05:24.If you're going to watch Shakespeare, this is
:05:25. > :05:31.He's one of the country's favourite comics.
:05:32. > :05:35.But will Tim Vine be having the last laugh on Sunday when he goes head
:05:36. > :05:38.to head with Mike Tindall in the final of Let's Play Darts
:05:39. > :05:55.In the beginning, eight celebrities joined forces with eight darts
:05:56. > :06:03.legends for the ultimate challenge. And now, tonight, it is the final.
:06:04. > :06:08.Tim Vine and Darryl Fitton. Darts is like life, you have a chance, will
:06:09. > :06:15.you take it? Mike Tindall and Scott Mitchell. The standard is so high.
:06:16. > :06:16.It's exciting! Please welcome the Punaway train
:06:17. > :06:28.himself - it's Tim Vine! APPLAUSE
:06:29. > :06:37.I would like to pick you up on a slight technicality, it is woo woo.
:06:38. > :06:44.What is the difference? It is just woo woo. You have been in the finals
:06:45. > :06:50.last year, we will not dwell on that. Somebody told me you had been
:06:51. > :06:56.practising all year for this. They build that up slightly, but I have!
:06:57. > :07:00.I have a dart board at home so I put the kettle on in the morning and I
:07:01. > :07:09.tried to play a game, ending on a double, in my dressing gown. I will
:07:10. > :07:16.have to go back to it, how gutted were you that you lost to Lee Mack?
:07:17. > :07:25.I know that face! I was pleased with how I played, it helps the whole
:07:26. > :07:31.story, that I spent the whole year in a dark room crying! It was
:07:32. > :07:37.annoying but one of the things we both spoke about, just to be on that
:07:38. > :07:45.stage at Lakeside is incredible. You through your dart and... The sound
:07:46. > :07:51.is incredible! It is a thunderous roar. Sport Relief have come up with
:07:52. > :07:57.some full on challenges, Eddie Izzard doing 27 marathons in 27
:07:58. > :08:07.days, David Walliams swimming the channel. What drew you to darts? It
:08:08. > :08:12.is a big shorter than a marathon. What drew me to it was the lager and
:08:13. > :08:19.the general lack of effort! I thought you had to have a bit of
:08:20. > :08:24.belly. I'm holding it in! My mum became really good at darts when she
:08:25. > :08:31.was pregnant. But you don't have that belly. If you are properly
:08:32. > :08:39.pregnant, it is somewhere to put your beer! You are up against a
:08:40. > :08:48.former England international. It will be tough. Both sports men in
:08:49. > :08:55.your prime! Thank you for that! My prime might not be the same as his.
:08:56. > :08:59.The dangerous ones are the ones who played sport because often people
:09:00. > :09:02.have excelled at one sport and it turned out they are great at all of
:09:03. > :09:08.them and he is very competitive. Robbie Savage was very good. We have
:09:09. > :09:12.got an exclusive clip from the final on Sunday.
:09:13. > :09:21.Tim Vine is yet to hit a double in this final. Now would be a good time
:09:22. > :09:27.to start. Get the hooter going. Double top.
:09:28. > :09:39.There it is! It was the tongue! APPLAUSE
:09:40. > :09:47.What is it about the tongue? I don't think about it. They said at one
:09:48. > :09:51.stage you can tell when he is stressed because his tongue comes
:09:52. > :10:00.out. Maybe if I didn't do it, I would play better. I do do it. Maybe
:10:01. > :10:09.I should deliberately bring it in. I once had a job as a tongue model. I
:10:10. > :10:17.only stuck it out for a week! That is why he is paid the big bucks! But
:10:18. > :10:22.you take it so seriously. I do, I love darts so much. I play it all
:10:23. > :10:27.the time. It shouldn't matter as much as it does come it's obviously
:10:28. > :10:33.about Sport Relief and the money they are raising but when you are up
:10:34. > :10:39.there... And with a professional. And Darryl Fitton is a lovely guy. I
:10:40. > :10:45.was with him last year, we are trying to go one step further. He
:10:46. > :10:53.lives in Manchester and I went and played with him for an evening. He
:10:54. > :10:57.won it all! He is a professional! When you are playing with someone,
:10:58. > :11:02.you convince yourself you are both doing it but it is really a game
:11:03. > :11:08.between two professionals and me and Mike Tindall will be there. Didn't
:11:09. > :11:13.he used to be an undertaker? He did. You are still doing comedy? I am. I
:11:14. > :11:20.have tried to think of some darts jokes but I can't tell them. I did
:11:21. > :11:25.one about not being able to let go of the doubt because I hadn't signed
:11:26. > :11:33.a release form! We have got your brother coming in next week. Tell us
:11:34. > :11:39.about his TV viewing habits. I don't know that he actually watches a huge
:11:40. > :11:44.amount of TV, I know that is sacrilege on this programme! We will
:11:45. > :11:55.cancel the booking! He does love current affairs so he is all over
:11:56. > :12:06.the news. He likes those box sets. Box set type things! Yes, things
:12:07. > :12:12.like Breaking Bad. How would you get on with a job swap? He would
:12:13. > :12:18.probably do quite well at my job unless it was a dingy comedy club
:12:19. > :12:23.with a lot of raucous people. But I can't talk about current affairs. I
:12:24. > :12:27.hear him interviewing a politician and after about a minute I don't
:12:28. > :12:33.know what they are talking about. What is your best one-liner at the
:12:34. > :12:39.moment? I was helping my mum with a computer, she said, when I hit that
:12:40. > :12:50.button, it swears at me, I said, that's the cursor! Let's hear it for
:12:51. > :12:54.the brilliant Tim Vine! We think it is our duty here to tell us about
:12:55. > :12:59.some infamous shows that you might have heard of but might not be
:13:00. > :13:04.watching and what better than the only way is Essex.
:13:05. > :13:07.Well, it's about to celebrate it's 200th episode.
:13:08. > :13:10.Now we've all seen it's star characters popping up on shows
:13:11. > :13:16.like I'm a Celeb and Strictly over the years, but if you haven't
:13:17. > :13:24.actually seen it before, here's TOWIE in a nutshell.
:13:25. > :13:34.The Only Way Is Essex follows the lives of a group of people living
:13:35. > :13:42.in... Essex. Everybody in TOWIE owns a salon or a shop. They all know
:13:43. > :13:50.each other's business. There's no smoke without fire. They even have
:13:51. > :13:55.their own language. Maybe I have mugged her off a bit. I was so
:13:56. > :14:04.bugged out. You are never quite sure what is real and what is not. The
:14:05. > :14:17.key players are... Long-time lovebirds Lydia and Arg. Danny and
:14:18. > :14:23.lucky. Gossip queen Gemma Collins. Unlucky in love Chloe. If it's the
:14:24. > :14:30.right person, they will come you on an sweep you away. And Bobby. When
:14:31. > :14:41.you walk past me, do you think I look straight? No. Expect tears,
:14:42. > :14:45.tanning and a lot of tiny dogs. Not another dog! And that is TOWIE in a
:14:46. > :14:49.nutshell. Look, I've got the
:14:50. > :15:10.teeth to match, too! If you like the look of that, this
:15:11. > :15:15.weekend there is a documentary which examines the influence of the show
:15:16. > :15:19.on British culture, that is Sunday at 9pm on ITV.
:15:20. > :15:21.Time now to take a look at one of world's most popular
:15:22. > :15:25.television shows - the Eurovision Song Contest.
:15:26. > :15:52.Welcome to the wonderful world of Eurovision.
:15:53. > :15:58.Representing the UK this year, it's Joe and Jake!
:15:59. > :16:07.APPLAUSE . Congratulations, has it also in?
:16:08. > :16:10.It is on its way in. This year your selection
:16:11. > :16:12.process was televised. The viewers voted, let's take a look
:16:13. > :16:27.at the moment that changed The winner and the UK representative
:16:28. > :16:37.for Eurovision 2016 is... Jo and Jake. Round of applause. How do you
:16:38. > :16:44.feel when you watch that back? Goose bumps. We have worked so hard it is
:16:45. > :16:49.an amazing feeling that we are representing the UK and we are proud
:16:50. > :16:55.of ourselves. TV has been good for you because you met on the The
:16:56. > :17:01.Voice. Yes, things have definitely come along. We have signed to Sony
:17:02. > :17:08.today. A record contract, that is brilliant. Our track is available
:17:09. > :17:20.for down low. And you have become a professional blogger. Who were your
:17:21. > :17:27.mentors? Mine was Rita Ora. Mine was Will I am. How did you find them?
:17:28. > :17:37.They were great, they are the best in the world. How did you find each
:17:38. > :17:42.other? We met and that was it. We just got on and we thought it was a
:17:43. > :17:49.good idea. We do not want to panic you, no pressure. Nearly 200 million
:17:50. > :17:51.people tuned in last year and what the show it was. Look at the size of
:17:52. > :17:57.the stadium. A far cry from the first
:17:58. > :17:59.Eurovision in 1956 where the hosts, Denmark, lost the video
:18:00. > :18:20.meaning that no recording There are 29 cameras filming as
:18:21. > :18:26.well. This year Sweden are the hosts and this is what the set will be
:18:27. > :18:33.like. That is a huge step. It is incredible. It is incredible, but we
:18:34. > :18:40.can't wait. When you met did you ever think this would happen? Not at
:18:41. > :18:47.all, we talked about this and we said in the space of 12 months... A
:18:48. > :18:54.lot has happened. There is somebody who has sung in front of millions.
:18:55. > :18:59.Have you got any advice? I know you are doing a lot of press at the
:19:00. > :19:03.moment, how are you finding that? Busy, but it is our dream and we
:19:04. > :19:09.embrace it and love the whole experience. Once you get on that
:19:10. > :19:16.stage and perform your song it is the best thing in the world. Your
:19:17. > :19:32.song, we love it. Give us a blast. I think we can. This is Jake's baby.
:19:33. > :19:37.Are you ready? # You are not alone, we are in this together. They don't
:19:38. > :19:47.need to know, they don't need to know.
:19:48. > :19:56.It sounds gorgeous. Absolutely brilliant. Never played the guitar
:19:57. > :20:00.in his life. You two sounds like a brilliant duo. Let's take you back
:20:01. > :20:09.to Eurovision 1990 and this happened to the Spanish entry. When you are
:20:10. > :20:17.ready. Shall I sing you the first couple of bars while we are waiting?
:20:18. > :20:47.Gosh, this could be a long evening, ladies and gentlemen.
:20:48. > :20:58.I don't mean to laugh. They actually got to number five? They came in
:20:59. > :21:04.fifth place. They came on and got the chance to sing it again. They
:21:05. > :21:11.missed their cube. And how lovely it was to hear Sir Terry Wogan as well.
:21:12. > :21:18.So many memories. Good luck. When you win, what then? We will be back
:21:19. > :21:24.here. Have you checked out the competition? Ultimately the only
:21:25. > :21:33.performance we can put in is our own. We have won it five times, but
:21:34. > :21:39.not for 20 years. No pressure. Let's hear it before Jo and Jake. Oh, no,
:21:40. > :21:41.it is that time, it is Let's put out TV knowledge
:21:42. > :21:45.to the test in... This week it's a TV
:21:46. > :22:06.related darts quiz, or, as I like to call
:22:07. > :22:11.it, Game of Throws To make things more interesting,
:22:12. > :22:16.the loser will have to face an embarrassing clip
:22:17. > :22:20.from their TV past. The rules are simple,
:22:21. > :22:22.each player's got three darts. Each colour on the board represents
:22:23. > :22:25.a different question who you want to see
:22:26. > :22:33.playing with darts! It's Emma The Bullseye
:22:34. > :22:38.Hunter Bunton! Catherine Zeta-Jones
:22:39. > :23:03.in a field of daffodils. Oh, my goodness. You are first, and
:23:04. > :23:14.away you go. Throw a dart at that round thing. That colour is gold.
:23:15. > :23:20.Which soap had a plane crash watched by 19.7 million? I think I know
:23:21. > :23:31.this, Emmerdale. It is correct. Take your diet. Alec, you are one down.
:23:32. > :23:39.Away you go. Thank you for that. That is also a gold question. This
:23:40. > :23:51.is a bring back question. How many episodes of faulty Towers warming?
:23:52. > :23:59.12. Correct. Second one, please. That is purple. TV for this week.
:24:00. > :24:13.How many shows have you hosted so far with Aled? Is this our third?
:24:14. > :24:22.That is not the answer I am up there. If the answer is two, you are
:24:23. > :24:27.wrong. These take your dart away. I don't know whether to be insulted or
:24:28. > :24:35.not. Clearly she cannot remember working with you. That is blue. This
:24:36. > :24:42.is about the guests. Who are the team captains on A Question Of
:24:43. > :24:56.Sport. It is Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. Correct. That is purple.
:24:57. > :25:08.Complete the TV showed titled Raised By... Wolves. Blue. How many years
:25:09. > :25:21.has Matt Chambers been in doctors? Nine. And that is it. The winner of
:25:22. > :25:29.this week's quiz is Aled Jones. The nation gets to see this little gem
:25:30. > :25:36.from the archives. My first kiss is horrible. I remember where it was,
:25:37. > :25:43.it was in Mali burn station after school and I was very nervous. It
:25:44. > :25:50.was quick and sloppy really. -- Marylebone station.
:25:51. > :25:53.That is the most embarrassing thing. And thank you for that case an
:25:54. > :25:55.And thank you for that case an Marylebone station.
:25:56. > :25:58.Now it's time for the biggest decision of the day.
:25:59. > :26:13.If you're after something for all the family, then
:26:14. > :26:16.on Saturday for You're Back in the Room.
:26:17. > :26:18.You might remember from the first series,
:26:19. > :26:22.of five strangers take on simple challenges to win cash.
:26:23. > :26:27.Well, no, because each contestant has been hypnotised.
:26:28. > :26:30.Tonight the Loose Women ladies are getting a waxing,
:26:31. > :26:41.but it's the contestants who are feeling the pain.
:26:42. > :26:51.Hello, are you OK? What are you doing? A little wax. Have you done
:26:52. > :27:05.this leg? Not yet. I am getting there. You are very good. Would you
:27:06. > :27:07.ever do a show like that? Philip has said it is like Marmite Stevie.
:27:08. > :27:11.Chance would be a good thing. That's Your Back in Room,
:27:12. > :27:13.back on your screens Saturday If star-studded dramas
:27:14. > :27:16.are your thing, then I suggest heading over
:27:17. > :27:19.to Channel 4 on Sunday night for the second series
:27:20. > :27:22.of Indian Summers. Set in 1930's India,
:27:23. > :27:24.this critically-acclaimed drama starring Julie Walters follows three
:27:25. > :27:26.ex-pat families trying to cling to the past
:27:27. > :27:28.as the British Empire crumbles away. Difficult themes here -
:27:29. > :27:31.lots of political and racial In this clip Cynthia
:27:32. > :27:50.is discussing Lord It was a small heart attack. Good
:27:51. > :27:56.chap, how does one have a small heart attack? Must have a small
:27:57. > :28:02.heart. I am having a new hat made for the opening. Are you listening?
:28:03. > :28:11.When I heard he had been taken ill, my first reaction was if this arroyo
:28:12. > :28:16.were to shuffle off into the next live, would it be so dreadful?
:28:17. > :28:18.She is so great, everything she does.
:28:19. > :28:21.It's Channel 4's most expensive drama, and it looks it.
:28:22. > :28:23.We're spoilt for choice for Sunday night dramas
:28:24. > :28:34.That's Indian Summers, this Sunday on Channel 4 at 9pm.
:28:35. > :28:35.That's all we've got time for tonight.
:28:36. > :28:38.Joe and Jake, what TV theme tune will you be playing us out
:28:39. > :28:51.A huge thank you to our guests this evening.
:28:52. > :28:53.Big week next week - we've got guests coming
:28:54. > :28:55.in from Silent Witness, Strictly Come Dancing,
:28:56. > :29:02.And may the best team win the rugby -