:00:07. > :00:10.Catherine Cawood wears the trousers in Happy Valley.
:00:11. > :00:12.Hardman Danny Dyer wears a dress in a pop video.
:00:13. > :00:17.And just who should sit where on the BBC Breakfast sofa?
:00:18. > :00:20.There's been a lot going on in the world of TV.
:00:21. > :00:28.Here's your catch up from the last 24 hours.
:00:29. > :00:43.I present your brand-new housemate. Me! I could just birds in a bleach
:00:44. > :00:53.bubble. -- burst. Not many farmers get excited about wall. I don't
:00:54. > :00:59.particularly care for you that much. We were in the midst of a major
:01:00. > :01:07.crisis. If you are very proficient you can do it with two hands. They
:01:08. > :01:15.said be yourself and I thought that is the worst thing I could do.
:01:16. > :01:34.Hello and welcome to TMTV Coming up tonight, we're excited.
:01:35. > :01:37.Last night's show was about dark deeds in the countryside with Happy
:01:38. > :01:40.Valley. Well, we're keeping our wellies
:01:41. > :01:42.on for another huge show, Countryfile - Tom Heap's
:01:43. > :01:45.here to tell us why 7 million of you are glued to it
:01:46. > :01:47.every Sunday night. We talk primped pooches,
:01:48. > :01:49.endurance running and oil wrestling But don't worry, Olympic sprinter
:01:50. > :01:54.Iwan Thomas will explain all later. Plus, we're winding the clock back
:01:55. > :01:57.to revisit some classic TV moments on today's date 20 years ago
:01:58. > :02:00.in Windback Wednesday. Here's a clue - crinkley
:02:01. > :02:02.bottoms will feature. In other TV news, a huge 7.4 million
:02:03. > :02:06.people tuned in to watch last Don't tell me anything -
:02:07. > :02:14.I've not seen it yet! Are you the only person in Britain
:02:15. > :02:23.who did not see it? There has been no official statement
:02:24. > :02:26.made about a third series yet - although the show's writer,
:02:27. > :02:29.Sally Wainwright, said earlier today I wouldn't worry too much,
:02:30. > :02:33.because there was an 18 month gap between series one and two,
:02:34. > :02:36.so I guess we'll all just have to try and get on with our
:02:37. > :02:39.lives until then. A show that's looking less certain
:02:40. > :02:44.coming back is Channel 4's The Jump. The show is apparently facing
:02:45. > :02:47.a ?500,000 payout to the seven celebrities who were injured
:02:48. > :02:51.during the last series. The worst was Olympic
:02:52. > :02:55.gymnast Beth Tweddle, who was airlifted to hospital
:02:56. > :03:03.and underwent surgery on her neck. It sounds like some big changes will
:03:04. > :03:07.need to be made. Finally, Sylvia Anderson,
:03:08. > :03:09.best known as the voice Sylvia co-created the huge series
:03:10. > :03:21.with late husband Gerry Anderson. Lady Penelope was modelled
:03:22. > :03:34.on Sylvia, and she also provided International rescue owes you a
:03:35. > :03:41.great debt, Sir Jeremy. We are at your service. You must help me to
:03:42. > :03:45.find the professor. Of course. We must work fast.
:03:46. > :03:47.Not only that - she also worked on shows Stingray,
:03:48. > :03:54.Millions of you tune in each week to see him reporting on one
:03:55. > :03:56.of the UK's biggest shows, Countryfile.
:03:57. > :03:58.This year he's already covered abandoned horses,
:03:59. > :04:01.Who said life in the countryside was peaceful?
:04:02. > :04:14.Flooding is an age-old problem and many of the solutions hark back to
:04:15. > :04:19.how our landscape used to be hundreds, even thousands of years
:04:20. > :04:24.ago. With predictions of more extreme weather, we need to consider
:04:25. > :04:28.all of our options now. Even as people has different priorities in
:04:29. > :04:34.flood defence, a consensus does seem to be emerging that working together
:04:35. > :04:36.up and down the whole river valley is critical to keeping our feet dry.
:04:37. > :04:53.Got the wellies on for you, Tom! Big up your bad self, Tom. And
:04:54. > :04:59.Countryfile. You just put everybody in the ratings this weekend. What do
:05:00. > :05:05.people love about the programme? It has been a slowing crease. It is an
:05:06. > :05:09.old-fashioned recipe for a great telly. Brilliant camerawork from
:05:10. > :05:14.some of the finest craft camera men and women. And I think people are
:05:15. > :05:19.genuinely interested in the countryside. People who live lives
:05:20. > :05:24.that are not dependent on the screen, especially as the rest of us
:05:25. > :05:30.live in the digital world, I think people hanker after the natural, the
:05:31. > :05:34.real, the dirty, the green. You have been involved with Countryfile for
:05:35. > :05:41.four years. What are your best memories? I do the journalistic bit.
:05:42. > :05:46.I get to grasp with the stories. Sometimes I feel like the four
:05:47. > :05:48.horsemen of the Apocalypse! These things are important. They think
:05:49. > :05:55.they are getting something real, people. Things like ash dieback,
:05:56. > :06:01.which has the potential to really change some of the wooded landscapes
:06:02. > :06:03.of the country. We filmed the first time the fungus was seen and
:06:04. > :06:08.identified on the brands. Those moments make news. Just recently,
:06:09. > :06:15.going out this weekend, we are doing a film on the impact of wind
:06:16. > :06:22.turbines on birds. Do they knock birds out of the sky? They do. But
:06:23. > :06:26.probably not in enough numbers to actually undermine the process. Matt
:06:27. > :06:32.Baker has not interviewed Princess and body you have? I did. It was
:06:33. > :06:38.interesting. I knew she was passionate about farming. I met and
:06:39. > :06:46.asked if I would do the show. I could set I did not want to ask
:06:47. > :06:50.about the family. What she said was quite controversial. She did. She
:06:51. > :06:56.talked about whether gassing badgers was the best way to tackle bovine
:06:57. > :07:01.TB. She talked about GM food. And while standing next to a horse she
:07:02. > :07:08.talked about eating horses and said they tasted quite good. I have read
:07:09. > :07:13.in all my life, and at the same time my father is a beef farmer, so I try
:07:14. > :07:16.not to be too emotional. You have covered some really emotional
:07:17. > :07:28.stories. The horse abandonment one was really something? It was really
:07:29. > :07:32.sad. I did a programme called animal 24 - seven. I got to see some of the
:07:33. > :07:37.horrific things we do to our animals. I was not surprised. Still
:07:38. > :07:42.every time you see it it comes as a shock. People could not afford to
:07:43. > :07:50.keep them are looked after the man deserted them. Yes, we have this
:07:51. > :07:54.problem with horses been incredibly cheap, two horses for a tenner.
:07:55. > :08:00.People do not have the money to invest in them. It is a real
:08:01. > :08:08.problem. This is the horse. This is Huckleberry. I did not find him. The
:08:09. > :08:12.authorities found him in a terrible condition. When we got to see him at
:08:13. > :08:17.one of the horse welfare organisations he was in fine shape.
:08:18. > :08:22.Extremely frisky! Do you ever get injured on the show? I have been
:08:23. > :08:31.injured on television. I think I am the only person ever to have been
:08:32. > :08:40.bitten by a beaver in Britain. And femoral artery in my leg. I that
:08:41. > :08:45.story! Added that went down well at a dinner party. We are going to make
:08:46. > :08:48.you relive the magic of that programme.
:08:49. > :09:00.Do I need to worry about being bitten? I am glad about that. Not
:09:01. > :09:08.entirely true then. Do not put your hand in its mouth. Basically the
:09:09. > :09:15.chance of them biting you is very slim. You have just been bitten by a
:09:16. > :09:24.beaver. Tom, you were wearing the same shirt! Yes, we recycle fashion.
:09:25. > :09:27.It is a lovely shirt. Even the beaver man seemed quite frightened
:09:28. > :09:35.of The beaver. He said, only if you put your hand in its mouth. It was
:09:36. > :09:39.funny. I did have to go to hospital. You can imagine what fun the nurses
:09:40. > :09:44.said when I told them I had been bitten by a beaver. You had imagined
:09:45. > :09:51.-- managed to make soil sexy. Is that your claim to fame? It is up to
:09:52. > :09:56.somebody else to judge whether I was successful or not. It is one of the
:09:57. > :10:00.most important stories in the countryside, soil. It is brown dirt.
:10:01. > :10:05.It is pretty difficult to make entertaining telly but with the help
:10:06. > :10:08.of some great camerawork, articulates speakers and nailing
:10:09. > :10:12.home why it is so significant for feeding not only this country but
:10:13. > :10:19.around the world, I made it somewhat compelling viewing. Your programme
:10:20. > :10:26.is a huge success. Let's hear it for Tom Heap!
:10:27. > :10:28.I wish I could wear wellies all the time. I am just going to wear the
:10:29. > :10:32.same shirt all the time. This week we sent our friend,
:10:33. > :10:34.Funmbi Omotayo, out on the beautiful To find the public's
:10:35. > :10:50.favourite TV talent judge. He smashed it.
:10:51. > :10:56.I'm really nervous. I want this so bad. It is an emotional
:10:57. > :11:02.roller-coaster but I know if I give 110% I can do this and I can go out
:11:03. > :11:08.there and find the best TV judge. So here is today's line-up. First up
:11:09. > :11:17.we have the most honest but nastiest man on TV, Simon Cowell. Next up we
:11:18. > :11:24.have the wily wordsmith, will I am. We have the dancing Queen, Darcey
:11:25. > :11:33.Bussell. Andrew Lloyd Webber. My choice of the day, Gregg Wallace.
:11:34. > :11:39.Let me tell you... OK Birmingham, let's do this. Judge
:11:40. > :11:49.our judges. Who is your favourite? I like well I am. He says it from his
:11:50. > :11:59.heart. Simon Cowell. He is truthful. Simon Cowell. And his high waisted
:12:00. > :12:10.trousers. Put your feeling on this list. What is it about Will I am? I
:12:11. > :12:18.don't know. He is kind of hot! Out of this list, who do you fancy? Who
:12:19. > :12:23.would you pick? What makes a good TV judge? Personality. Somebody who is
:12:24. > :12:33.fair and to the point. What about Andrew Lloyd Webber? He is a raving
:12:34. > :12:49.nutcase. We are trying to find out who the best TV judges are. I like
:12:50. > :12:54.Gregg Wallace. Simon. Gregg Wallace. The votes have been cast. Results
:12:55. > :13:00.are in. Let's find out who the winners are.
:13:01. > :13:13.Dramatic music, please. Coming in a respectable third...
:13:14. > :13:17.Gregg Wallace. 16% of the vote. Not bad for a greengrocer. Narrowly
:13:18. > :13:24.missing the coveted top spot but still coming in strong at second, we
:13:25. > :13:40.have the wonderful... William. He got 37% of the vote.
:13:41. > :13:44.And finally, the winner, who won the hearts of the nation and probably
:13:45. > :13:57.will be forgotten about by the time the next series rather than -- rolls
:13:58. > :14:01.along, our winner, Simon Cowell. He got 47% of the votes.
:14:02. > :14:06.Congratulations, Simon. You are the best of the best. But you probably
:14:07. > :14:07.knew that anyway. He is such a humble man.
:14:08. > :14:10.Congratulations to Simon Cowell - words I thought I'd never say.
:14:11. > :14:15.He said, "I don't like this award - I love it!"
:14:16. > :14:19.though Simon - that was the closest ever Best of the Best.
:14:20. > :14:21.We all know The Voice is heading to ITV, potentially
:14:22. > :14:27.So, Simon earns his place sandwiched between Basil Brush and Ant and Dec
:14:28. > :14:33.But come on Great Britain - where are all the women?
:14:34. > :14:37.Do you agree with the public, or did someone else deserve the title?
:14:38. > :14:39.Tell us what you think at bbc.co.uk/TooMuchTV or Tweet
:14:40. > :14:48.Now some people like to throwback, others like to flashback -
:14:49. > :15:07.Today we're winding the clock back to this very date 20 years ago.
:15:08. > :15:14.It was a Saturday, the 16th March, 1996.
:15:15. > :15:17.Take That were at number one with 'How Deep is Your Love'.
:15:18. > :15:20.I was about to start working on high brow late night political programme
:15:21. > :15:25.Aled here was getting ready for the national tour
:15:26. > :15:30.If you'd been sat at home watching BBC One, your Saturday Night
:15:31. > :15:38.Hosted by comedian Jim Davidson and professional snooker player
:15:39. > :15:40.John Virgo, this game show saw members of the public team up
:15:41. > :15:43.with snooker stars to test general knowledge whilst the pros
:15:44. > :16:32.?290. Such a brilliant partnership. I
:16:33. > :16:34.watched for two reasons, John Virgo's waistcoats and all of those
:16:35. > :16:38.trick shots. Big Break was a huge hit for 11
:16:39. > :16:43.years and it carried Straight after Big Break
:16:44. > :16:48.was The New Adventures of Superman, But at seven was a huge Saturday
:16:49. > :17:13.night show - Noel's House Party. It was at Noel Edmonds'
:17:14. > :17:25.mansion in Crinkley Bottom. This was the episode that aired this
:17:26. > :18:01.very day 20 years ago. I loved the programme. Mr Blobby
:18:02. > :18:06.freaked me out. Did he fall on you? That's all he did. Was he squeaky
:18:07. > :18:10.when he fell on new? On Saturday night takeaway you can see that was
:18:11. > :18:17.inspired by this programme. After House Party it was
:18:18. > :18:19.the National Lottery Live hosted At 8.05 there was a brand new series
:18:20. > :18:27.of Dalziel and Pascoe, And finishing off your Saturday
:18:28. > :18:36.night was Match of the Day - Well, that's what happening
:18:37. > :18:40.today in 1996. Next Wednesday we'll be winding back
:18:41. > :18:53.the clock once more. The latest challenge was hosting
:18:54. > :19:04.crafts. Part of a team, some would say, barking mad. -- Crufts. Trying
:19:05. > :19:12.to get on the right side to deliver the proper instructions. What do you
:19:13. > :19:29.think? He is not doing a bad job. Was the dog right? No. He is a great
:19:30. > :19:36.man for tweeting. Very good. Please welcome Iwan Thomas. You did all
:19:37. > :19:41.right. I would love to have a go at the agility. Was it as hard as he
:19:42. > :19:51.made it look? Really hard. I had two minutes with Lollipop. Isn't it true
:19:52. > :19:57.the dog knows what you are doing without you? It was great fun,
:19:58. > :20:03.really good. I want to go in the relay race next year. I want to do
:20:04. > :20:08.all of it. I will do one leg against the dog, hopefully. It is bonkers.
:20:09. > :20:14.Anything you could imagine for your dog would be there. Everything.
:20:15. > :20:18.Collars made of diamonds. There is a doghouse last year which was about
:20:19. > :20:28.50 ground. A swimming pool, treadmill, for dog. Unbelievable. --
:20:29. > :20:35.50,000. We are such a nation of dog lovers. Haven't you got a picture of
:20:36. > :20:45.the winner? The best in show was a Westie. Just as Geordie Cabot girl
:20:46. > :21:02.was going out, I said, good luck! Daschle -- Geordie Girl. You have a
:21:03. > :21:08.brand-new programme coming up, Natural Born Winners. We travel the
:21:09. > :21:13.globe and find out if we still have it. We went to Turkey, India and
:21:14. > :21:17.Wales and lived in the culture of sports we were going to try. A week
:21:18. > :21:23.later we attempted them and there was a really tough sports. Really
:21:24. > :21:29.hard. To me, this looks dangerous and painful. Let's have a look at
:21:30. > :21:33.you in action. What an opportunity! You do not get treated like this in
:21:34. > :21:45.Southampton. I'm going to have a go at it.
:21:46. > :21:57.Keep going to the coconuts. That looked really tough. That was not
:21:58. > :22:07.one of the sports! It was like a demonstration. I still have the
:22:08. > :22:12.scars. I will show you how to do it properly later on. Gareth Thomas is
:22:13. > :22:17.still very competitive. He is a machine. He would do anything for
:22:18. > :22:21.you but when the competition starts, he would run through a brick wall.
:22:22. > :22:28.He has no pain. We have Donovan Bailey as well and James Toseland,
:22:29. > :22:33.probably the most competitive. The first thing was man against horse,
:22:34. > :22:40.21 mile marathon through the mountains of Wales. Gareth was gone
:22:41. > :22:48.at about one mile five. He not quit. Without giving it away, he would do
:22:49. > :22:52.anything, go through pain barriers. What about Turkey? That suited
:22:53. > :22:57.Gareth a lot and did not suit me so much. That was Turkish wrestling. We
:22:58. > :23:05.were wrestling against Turkish men who have been doing this since they
:23:06. > :23:10.were children. You have to put your hand inside your opponent's has is
:23:11. > :23:14.to flip them. If their chest faces the sun it is game over. We had a
:23:15. > :23:20.week learning how to wrestle and turned up thinking it would be quite
:23:21. > :23:27.tough and it was really tough. Did you get injured at all? You will
:23:28. > :23:32.have to watch. I did. I always get injured. Unfortunately for me, nine
:23:33. > :23:37.days before we took part in the marathon, I tweaked my hamstring. It
:23:38. > :23:42.was emotionally tough for me. Will I make the start line or make it
:23:43. > :23:50.round? Starting the race for me was an achievement. It sounds horrific
:23:51. > :23:55.what used to happen with the fight in India. It is more than full
:23:56. > :24:00.contact. A few years ago it was fight to the death. You would censor
:24:01. > :24:05.one from your village to an opponent's village and only one
:24:06. > :24:11.would come back. -- send someone from your village. We had to learn a
:24:12. > :24:18.routine and fight as well. What is the point of the show? Is a winner
:24:19. > :24:22.crowned at the end or is it each week? As lame as it sounds, it was
:24:23. > :24:27.not a competition against the guys, it was a journey for the four other
:24:28. > :24:31.is to travel together and learn different cultures. There is an
:24:32. > :24:35.element of competition. Every week there will be a winner. I should
:24:36. > :24:45.think you will be mates forever after that! That is in Japan. We had
:24:46. > :24:50.to go to a waterfall and learn traditions of being a samurai. Just
:24:51. > :24:56.going through routine of visualisation and almost into a
:24:57. > :24:57.trance, I've found quite spiritual. Thank you for sharing those stories
:24:58. > :25:01.with us. It's time for the biggest
:25:02. > :25:03.decision of the day. Tonight on BBC 2 at 8pm,
:25:04. > :25:19.it's Horizon - The Immortalist. This fascinating one-off
:25:20. > :25:22.documentary follows a Russian millionaire's ambitious
:25:23. > :25:49.plan to live forever - Meet The Immortalist. Symantec it is
:25:50. > :25:54.too stupid. It cannot be done. -- It is too stupid. As our ability to
:25:55. > :26:04.connect games to -- brains to technology grows, is it unreasonable
:26:05. > :26:13.to think we can live for ever? With recent technical advances, this
:26:14. > :26:28.could come a reality. I cannot help ring king of Futurama.
:26:29. > :26:36.is Grantchester - a place where the death rate is so high?
:26:37. > :26:38.I bet the residents wished they were immortal!
:26:39. > :26:40.It's business as usual for the unlikely duo,
:26:41. > :26:42.made up of detective Geordie and crime-solving cleric Sidney.
:26:43. > :26:44.Tonight, a young man confesses to a murder.
:26:45. > :26:49.I find myself in the rare position of having a crime scene, a
:26:50. > :26:52.confession but Novick Tim. This has been rating well so far,
:26:53. > :26:55.but the critics have been The Independent says James Norton's
:26:56. > :26:58."so good as a psychopath in Happy Valley,
:26:59. > :27:00.is equally good here." The Daily Mail are less
:27:01. > :27:02.complementry, saying it "would work better if it was a longer,
:27:03. > :27:05.two-hour mystery like Endeavour My husband says, why are you
:27:06. > :27:14.watching that, it is like Heartbeat? We're halfway through
:27:15. > :27:15.the series now. So, if you want to catch up,
:27:16. > :27:19.there's still time. If you're in the mood for something
:27:20. > :27:23.a bit different then head over to Gold at 10
:27:24. > :27:26.for this real gem - It's the first episode of this brand
:27:27. > :27:29.new series that focuses on the careers of some
:27:30. > :27:32.of our on screen national treasures. The show combines interviews
:27:33. > :27:34.and archive material to help create a unique insight
:27:35. > :27:37.into the lives of these absolute TV Tonight is about the one
:27:38. > :27:46.and only Peter Sellers. He was a keen photographer and
:27:47. > :27:59.movie-maker documenting his family life in great detail and often
:28:00. > :28:07.adding commentary to his films. I hope you are interested in this. I
:28:08. > :28:12.can assure you absolute economy. Open the door, pulled down and in
:28:13. > :28:16.you get. I am sure you will find it absolutely first class. I absolutely
:28:17. > :28:20.adore that old footage. Other stars featured in the series
:28:21. > :28:22.include Frankie Howerd, Julie Walters, Sir Bruce Forsyth
:28:23. > :28:24.and Kenny Everett - That's the Interviews
:28:25. > :28:28.on Gold at 10. That's all we've got
:28:29. > :28:30.time for tonight! Aled and Emma are back
:28:31. > :28:33.here at the same time tomorrow, with the King of the Eggheads
:28:34. > :28:35.himself - Jeremy Vine. But before we go, what TV theme tune
:28:36. > :28:38.are we going to play A huge thank you to our
:28:39. > :28:48.guests this evening. Enjoy your evening and tell us
:28:49. > :28:51.what you think about all of tonight's telly
:28:52. > :28:54.on bbc.co.uk/toomuchtv or tweet us