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:00:00. > :00:11.It's Monday, March 21. On the show tonight, we're joined by BBC

:00:12. > :00:16.Breakfast's Bill Turnbull, who's swapping the sofa for his new quiz

:00:17. > :00:19.show, Think Tank. But is he going to turn into that nasty Ann Robinson?

:00:20. > :00:43.No, probably not. Welcome to TM TV. Coming up, we

:00:44. > :00:47.escape to the country with Nicki Chapman as we talk about swapping

:00:48. > :00:56.your average semi for a country pile. Toby Earle with all the TV

:00:57. > :01:02.news. We pay homage to pioneering comedian Charlie Williams in TV

:01:03. > :01:07.trail blazers. Of course, the don of breakfast television is here, Bill

:01:08. > :01:13.Turnbull. He tells us all about his new role as quiz master and why he

:01:14. > :01:17.won't be retiring any time soon. In other news, it could be a case of

:01:18. > :01:21.Call the Midwife on The Voice this weekend because the lovely host,

:01:22. > :01:26.Emma Willis, will be more than eight months pregnant. This is scary,

:01:27. > :01:30.while hosting the first live shows. According to reports, bosses have

:01:31. > :01:33.ensured that medics will be on standby in case she goes into

:01:34. > :01:37.labour, when a trooper. Good luck, Emma. Yes, I think she should be

:01:38. > :01:44.induced because it would be a ratings winner. I'd watch that. I

:01:45. > :01:49.would too. Boy George there in scrubs. Hot water and towels. Wait,

:01:50. > :01:54.wait. Will.i.am on his phone as usual. For fans of The Voice you'll

:01:55. > :02:03.know that the final 12 acts have been decided. Former Liberty X star

:02:04. > :02:07.Kevin Simm, team rookie, currently the favourite, followed by Cody

:02:08. > :02:13.Frost by team boy George. There she is. Who's your favourite? I like

:02:14. > :02:18.Paloma. She's doing it for the girls. Time for our first guest.

:02:19. > :02:23.Millions have had the pleasure of waking up with this man for the past

:02:24. > :02:31.15 years on BBC Breakfast. It was an emotional day when he left. Now Bill

:02:32. > :02:36.Turnbull is back! Whoo. Sorry, took me a minute. He's putting our brains

:02:37. > :02:43.to the test with a quiz show called Think Tank.

:02:44. > :02:46.Welcome to Think Tank, a brand new series, where a regular cast of

:02:47. > :02:51.people from across the UK are on hand every day to help our three

:02:52. > :02:55.contestants. They've made themselves useful during their careers, whether

:02:56. > :02:58.that's teaching students about chemistry, serving up pizzas,

:02:59. > :03:04.diagnosing illnesses or even demonstrating the joys of

:03:05. > :03:07.Tupperware. We love a tight container. Please welcome Bill

:03:08. > :03:14.Turnbull! APPLAUSE Tupperware could be a

:03:15. > :03:18.specialist subject of course. You have to add other plastic food

:03:19. > :03:23.containing things are also available. Of course. He just knows

:03:24. > :03:27.his stuff. We had Carol Kirkwood on a couple of weeks ago. She told us

:03:28. > :03:32.about the rave up when you left breakfast. She called you Billy.

:03:33. > :03:35.Emma and I wondered if we could too? All my friends call me Billy. So,

:03:36. > :03:42.that's a no. That's definitely a yes. To you, I am definitely Billy.

:03:43. > :03:46.Congratulations on Think Tank, it started this afternoon. Have you

:03:47. > :03:52.watched it back yet? I have seen an episode. Funnily enough I didn't see

:03:53. > :03:56.today's episode. I have seen one. It didn't fall off air. The feed back

:03:57. > :04:00.so far has been quite good. Fingers crossed that people are going to

:04:01. > :04:05.enjoy it. People that haven't seen it, can you tell us about it? Yes,

:04:06. > :04:08.it is a quiz show with three contestants who are competing for a

:04:09. > :04:16.modest cash prize, because it is a BBC programme, naturally. ?55. Or

:04:17. > :04:22.Tupperware. Indeed. We have a think-tank of eight people in any

:04:23. > :04:25.one show. They help or they're supposed to help the contestants

:04:26. > :04:30.reach the right answer. They don't always do that. Sometimes they lead

:04:31. > :04:35.them hopelessly astray, that's where the adventure is. Are they mad quizy

:04:36. > :04:38.people? No, mad possibly but not necessarily quizy. They all have

:04:39. > :04:43.specialist areas of knowledge. They're not experts. Abbey, for

:04:44. > :04:50.instance, is a doctor and Anetia works in an office. Peter's a pizza

:04:51. > :04:54.waiter. Like a nice slice of British general public. Yes, but they're all

:04:55. > :04:59.characters and loveable in their own special way. It must be really nice

:05:00. > :05:02.because you've been such a serious journalist for so many years. Is it

:05:03. > :05:06.nice to step away from world events and do a fun quiz? It's like having

:05:07. > :05:09.a burden lifted from my shoulders. I no longer have to worry about the

:05:10. > :05:12.state of the world. I just have to worry about getting the scores

:05:13. > :05:18.right. That's quite a challenge any way. I've heard the filming sceng

:05:19. > :05:22.you'll is -- schedule is manic. 20 shows in a week. Wow. You don't get

:05:23. > :05:25.to sit down. No, I'm standing up. That was the biggest challenge

:05:26. > :05:30.actually. Everything else I could manage. I was on my feet up to eight

:05:31. > :05:34.hours a day. You need a discreet hunting stool, the ones that fold

:05:35. > :05:38.out, like a walking stool. I made one diva demand, which was I said, I

:05:39. > :05:44.need to have a yoga mat. They ran out and bought one. After each show,

:05:45. > :05:47.I go and do 45 minutes of stretching, while the producers then

:05:48. > :05:51.come and talk to me about the questions for the next programme.

:05:52. > :05:56.Please tell me you're doing a yoga DVD. I would buy that, I would do a

:05:57. > :06:02.downward dog with Bill. That's a deal. Got it. The cobbler is my

:06:03. > :06:08.favourite. What's the cobbler. Can you show us that? Sadly, I can't.

:06:09. > :06:14.Because there isn't a wall space. But basically, you put your feet

:06:15. > :06:18.together and like that. Do you really want me to show you? Yes, of

:06:19. > :06:24.course we do. Absolutely. Briefly, OK. Do I need to help to get new

:06:25. > :06:35.position? This is before the water shed. You do this down like that.

:06:36. > :06:39.APPLAUSE You stay like that for several minutes breathing deeply.

:06:40. > :06:44.You're very bendy Bill. Bendy Bill! Thank you. People thought when you

:06:45. > :06:48.were leaving Breakfast, you might be down the allotment in a bobbly

:06:49. > :06:51.jumper, but you've not retired. You're trying new stuff? We did

:06:52. > :06:55.rather create the wrong impression because I said I would spend more

:06:56. > :07:01.time with my bees, people thought that was it. I was rolling off the

:07:02. > :07:07.sofa to do other things. You were at Breakfast for 15 years. How hard is

:07:08. > :07:12.that to readjust? Oh, re-adjusting was not a problem. How hard can it

:07:13. > :07:20.be to wake up at 3. 30am and think, "Nah, I think I'll go back to sleep.

:07:21. > :07:23." It was great. I still wake up early, but I just think - it's great

:07:24. > :07:28.Your wife is still watching, though. She gets up before me and I come

:07:29. > :07:32.down and it's on. Does that make you miss it? No, not really. She does

:07:33. > :07:36.know that you're not on it, doesn't she? Out of respect for my former

:07:37. > :07:42.colleagues I watch it for a while, then after half an hour, I say "Can

:07:43. > :07:47.we turn it off now? I'm glad they're doing really well. It's as if I was

:07:48. > :07:51.never there, which is fine. No, stop now! Very quickly, your career

:07:52. > :07:55.highlights, you've been there for presidential elections, you were

:07:56. > :07:59.there for the Romanian uprising, revolution in '89. Looking back,

:08:00. > :08:03.what are your fondest memories or strongest memories? Fondest and

:08:04. > :08:08.strongest are two different things. The big news stories are the ones

:08:09. > :08:12.that stick out. I remember particularly when President Obama

:08:13. > :08:16.was located for the first time. I was in Washington for that. That was

:08:17. > :08:21.a very important moment in America's political history. The natural

:08:22. > :08:26.stories, so reporting from hurricanes in Florida, I've done

:08:27. > :08:29.that once or twice. I think one of the most important - There you are

:08:30. > :08:32.getting soggy. Live in a rain storm, which was wonderful. It looked so

:08:33. > :08:39.dramatic, it wasn't too bad because the water was quite warm. One of the

:08:40. > :08:42.most poignant stories was reporting from Camp Bastion, we did a couple

:08:43. > :08:45.of live shows as British troops were pulling out. That was really

:08:46. > :08:51.special. Incredible. So nice to meet you. Lovely to have you here. I

:08:52. > :08:56.didn't know I would be doing yoga with Bill today. I didn't know I was

:08:57. > :09:02.connected to the Mafia, but you called me the don of breakfast.

:09:03. > :09:04.Think Tank is weekdays on BBC One. Let's hear it for the lovely Bill

:09:05. > :09:13.Turnbull and his yoga! APPLAUSE What a star. Time now for

:09:14. > :09:19.TV trailblazer, this week we celebrate a median who broke through

:09:20. > :09:24.-- comedian who broke through racial barriers to become a household name,

:09:25. > :09:35.Charlie Williams. Mr Charlie Williams. Charlie Williams crooner

:09:36. > :09:40.and comedian is well remembered for his gentle manner and warm northern

:09:41. > :09:47.charm. Good afternoon my flowers. Hello! But isn't always given the

:09:48. > :09:53.credit he deserves. This man was a trailblazer. They're walking about,

:09:54. > :10:00.minding your own business as you do. They're walking along and all of a

:10:01. > :10:10.sudden, this seagull dive bombed, A shirtful. Then his mate looks and

:10:11. > :10:18.said, "I'll fetch thee a toilet roll." Third one said, don't be

:10:19. > :10:24.daft, they'll be miles away by the time they get back. Charlie Williams

:10:25. > :10:29.was born in Yorkshire in 1929. His mother Doris was a local lass, but

:10:30. > :10:32.Charlie was raised by his father Charles, a veteran of the First

:10:33. > :10:37.World War. Charlie left school at the age of 14 and worked in the

:10:38. > :10:46.mines. He played football for the colliery team and aged 19, was

:10:47. > :10:52.talent spotted by Doncaster Rovers. I enjoyed my footballing days. When

:10:53. > :10:57.I ran out the spectators all went, "Oh, there's a darky playing." But

:10:58. > :11:04.it wasn't said in any malice. It was just amazement. They tell me you're

:11:05. > :11:08.a good one Charlie. I weren't a good' un but I could stop them that

:11:09. > :11:14.were. I used to entertain the lads on away trips. We stayed over in a

:11:15. > :11:20.hotel, I used to get up and sing. I used to put a couple of gags in.

:11:21. > :11:24.I've always been a fair teller of tales. In 1964 Charlie changed

:11:25. > :11:35.career and began touring working men's clubs around the country.

:11:36. > :11:41.He said he found his talent for comedy at school, where he could

:11:42. > :11:45.either deal with racial prejudice by fighting or making people laugh. It

:11:46. > :11:53.should be done lightly, in a comical way. Much of his material related to

:11:54. > :11:57.colour. Is that in colour? I hope it is. If it's in black and white,

:11:58. > :12:02.you've got a negative. This would lead to controversy down the years.

:12:03. > :12:06.Some people feel that you are perhaps trading on the white

:12:07. > :12:11.prejudice Oh, dear me. Prejudice existed long before I were born. It

:12:12. > :12:15.will exist long after I'm dead. There's only one race in my book,

:12:16. > :12:19.the human race. If we can all laugh together, I've done a good job.

:12:20. > :12:25.Refusing to be drawn into debate, Charlie became a leading light

:12:26. > :12:31.entertainer, playing alongside Frank Carson, Mike Reid and Bernard

:12:32. > :12:35.Manning. I thought me trousers would never

:12:36. > :12:41.dry. And was soon a headline act in his own right. A man come home at

:12:42. > :12:46.2pm one Sunday. He said to the wife, get up them stairs. He said get up

:12:47. > :12:53.them stairs and get them corsets off. She says, right I've got them

:12:54. > :12:54.off, what now? He says take laces out, I'm playing football this

:12:55. > :13:00.afternoon... LAUGHTER Charlie was the first and

:13:01. > :13:06.for many years, one of the few, black performers on British TV. He

:13:07. > :13:10.braved the slings and arrows of fame and fortune and undeniably paved the

:13:11. > :13:14.way for others, shrugging off critics to blaze his own merry

:13:15. > :13:20.trail. I was in The Grosvenor House on Saturday night, 1,000 people

:13:21. > :13:30.stood up as I walked out on stage. They thought it were Nelson Mandela.

:13:31. > :13:33.LAUGHTER Lovely stuff. Oh, I've developed a right thirst, a thirst

:13:34. > :13:39.for TV knowledge. Can I help you out. EastEnders may have the Queen

:13:40. > :13:43.Vic and Corrie the Rovers return. But we have The Grapevine.

:13:44. > :13:47.# I heard it through the grape vine #

:13:48. > :13:55.Joining us again is TV journalist, London Live's Toby Earle. Cheers!

:13:56. > :13:59.Bottoms up. Look at our beautiful cheese and pineapple... Pretty sure

:14:00. > :14:05.that's a balanced diet in one bite. Beautiful. I can't even get it out.

:14:06. > :14:11.Enjoy. What have you got for us? Well, so Peter Capaldi has revealed

:14:12. > :14:15.he knows who the next companion is. Jana Coleman is leaving the way open

:14:16. > :14:18.for a new companion. He says he's excited to know who that is. There

:14:19. > :14:25.is a cat, there is a bag, the cat is in the bag, but he's let the cat out

:14:26. > :14:29.of the bag that it has been decided. Looks cased in ice. They want to do

:14:30. > :14:35.something different. Though Zawe Ashton's name has been mentioned.

:14:36. > :14:39.Faye Mahsay, another excellent actress and Rakhee Thakrar, who was

:14:40. > :14:47.Shoaib Nan. Love her. Such a good actress. David Harewood is a

:14:48. > :14:49.possibility. I would like to see Geordie Girl, the dog would won

:14:50. > :14:57.Crufts get the role. That would be very different. A westy, why not!

:14:58. > :15:01.News about the Queen? Apparently she has a birthday this year. She's 90.

:15:02. > :15:07.In a documentary this weekend, our Queen, you've got a revelation about

:15:08. > :15:11.what Prince George... And what do you do? Run around really. This is

:15:12. > :15:15.all about those two. About their relationship. Prince George has a

:15:16. > :15:24.nickname for his grandmother. We know. Oh, you know, Gan-Gan.

:15:25. > :15:31.Sweet. Don't call her it yourself, it's probably treasonable! There's

:15:32. > :15:40.the Crown on Netflix, megabudget drama starring Chris Foy as Her

:15:41. > :15:45.Majesty. Starting -- Claire Foy. He looks like him. It's a megabudget

:15:46. > :15:48.drama. They've pretty much bought the Tower of London to make the

:15:49. > :15:54.show. That's not the only thing. Channel 4 has the Windsors, that's a

:15:55. > :15:58.spoof comedy show about them. Harry Enfield as Prince Philip. I'm sure

:15:59. > :16:02.that nothing that could be said is going to match some of the thing

:16:03. > :16:08.Philip has said. What about The Bridge? There is a story - long

:16:09. > :16:12.version or abridged version? After that joke, the abridged version.

:16:13. > :16:20.Hans Rosenfeldt said no, we are not doing another series, we have done

:16:21. > :16:24.three. We do great things in Denmark in threes! He's suggested there

:16:25. > :16:30.might be a way forward for a fourth series. We will see his first

:16:31. > :16:36.English language work over here with Anna Friel in Marcella, which is

:16:37. > :16:40.about a London detective hunting a serial killer. She has been doing a

:16:41. > :16:47.lot of theatre. She is a great actress. Perfectly suited that will

:16:48. > :16:56.be moody. I could tell you more but it is embargoed. A new show from the

:16:57. > :17:04.States? The one thing Bake-Off doesn't have enough of is axes so

:17:05. > :17:13.Forged in Fire is called Bake-Off with Blades! It is about traditional

:17:14. > :17:25.craftsmanship, making your axes... I'm getting a whiff of craft ale...

:17:26. > :17:32.Doughnut try this at home! Aren't they annoying - The Great Pottery

:17:33. > :17:37.Throw Down will be back... Steve Coogan has suggested Alan Partridge

:17:38. > :17:42.might be coming back with a chatshow. The last time he had his

:17:43. > :17:46.own chatshow he punched a BBC Commissioner in the face with a

:17:47. > :17:51.turkey. That could have been a hint there is more to come. Thank you so

:17:52. > :17:56.much. Thank you. So, same time, same place on Thursday because that is

:17:57. > :18:00.when I'm back! People will be talking! Stop it! Let's hear it for

:18:01. > :18:10.Toby! Cheers. Cheers. Tonight on ITV the

:18:11. > :18:15.last episode of Davina McCall's Life At The Extreme. So far, we have seen

:18:16. > :18:21.Davina race a cheetah, she has swam with a whale, but what do you think

:18:22. > :18:27.about the series? We will find out now in Telly Talk.

:18:28. > :18:37.This is my chance to experience life at the extreme. I thought Davina

:18:38. > :18:43.made the show. Look at that. That is amazing. I wouldn't normally watch

:18:44. > :18:51.an animal documentary, she made you want to carry on watching. Never

:18:52. > :19:00.have I seen anything like this. Life At The Extreme is more focussed on

:19:01. > :19:06.Davina McCall... I have never been a huge fans of scorpions. There is

:19:07. > :19:12.something quite eerie about them, the tail... What would you really

:19:13. > :19:17.like to do if we offered you a wildlife show? I have never seen a

:19:18. > :19:22.polar bear, I would like to see a polar bear. And if I could see some

:19:23. > :19:28.baby cubs, that would be brilliant. I cannot comprehend that this is

:19:29. > :19:34.actually happening. There were times when she came across as a little bit

:19:35. > :19:39.over the top. Oh God! Going to the Arctic, she must have known it was

:19:40. > :19:45.probably going to be cold. I'm in about 75 layers and I am still

:19:46. > :19:50.utterly freezing! When Davina was travelling over the snow, I said to

:19:51. > :19:55.my son, wouldn't it be funny if she goes over here? I thought at first

:19:56. > :20:01.it was quite funny, and then I thought I hope she is alright.

:20:02. > :20:06.The episode in the Atlantic Ocean was interesting. I thought at one

:20:07. > :20:15.point the whale was going to take her out. Wow! When Davina ran up the

:20:16. > :20:22.sand dunes in her bare feet, we couldn't get over it knowing the

:20:23. > :20:26.snakes were buried underneath. I don't think she will be the next

:20:27. > :20:33.David Attenborough. It is a cheetah. Oh my God, there is a giraffe. Oh my

:20:34. > :20:38.God, look at the babies! She has to take her clothes off to prove a

:20:39. > :20:45.point. I won't take anymore off. I think I have taken off enough.

:20:46. > :20:49.Tonight is the final episode. The past three episodes have been

:20:50. > :20:53.really, not only educational, but they have been entertaining so I

:20:54. > :21:02.can't wait for the final one. My kids love it. Time now to meet our

:21:03. > :21:06.next guest. She appeared in 2001 in Popstars as one of the original

:21:07. > :21:10.talent show judges. She's trying to persuade us to escape to the country

:21:11. > :21:13.on BBC One, there is no escaping her, it is the gorgeous Nicki

:21:14. > :21:27.Chapman. One of the originals. It was shows

:21:28. > :21:31.like Popstars and Pop Idol... Popstars was the first one. We put a

:21:32. > :21:37.band together. We didn't ask the public for their opinion. You also

:21:38. > :21:43.put together - he is a superstar now. Will Young has had an album out

:21:44. > :21:47.this year. This is his first audition in 2001.

:21:48. > :21:49.# You don't blame it on the sunshine # You don't blame it on the

:21:50. > :21:56.moonlight # Blame it on the boogie... #

:21:57. > :22:01.The vocal was good. I didn't like your moves at all. The leg action

:22:02. > :22:10.and stuff didn't work for me. I liked your voice. I stand by that! I

:22:11. > :22:14.didn't like his moves either. We all looked so young. The great thing

:22:15. > :22:18.about Will is, he was one of the last boys that we saw, so he was a

:22:19. > :22:26.bit of a 50/50. We put him through because we were short of men. Oh my

:22:27. > :22:30.goodness! He grew and grew and got better. Simon Cowell does look very

:22:31. > :22:35.young there. What was he like in those days? Simon and I had worked

:22:36. > :22:47.together at RCA Records, he is really smiling there! That was a

:22:48. > :22:52.good day(!) When we were doing it, Pete Waterman wasn't a judge and

:22:53. > :22:58.Simon said, we need a nasty judge. He got Pete in. The first few days,

:22:59. > :23:02.Pete was ruthless. He is so wonderful but he is brutally honest.

:23:03. > :23:10.Suddenly, Simon took that title and ran with it. It was great, brilliant

:23:11. > :23:13.days. I loved Pop Idol. It changed their lives, all the people that

:23:14. > :23:19.came through to see us, but it changed mine. Escape to the Country.

:23:20. > :23:24.It is in its 16th series. People love it, don't they? They do. Do you

:23:25. > :23:33.think we are nosey as a nation? You are right. That is what it is. We

:23:34. > :23:39.love to see the British countryside at its very best. It is beautiful,

:23:40. > :23:42.country lanes, the houses, the escapism, we love looking at

:23:43. > :23:48.people's houses. Let's have a look at it. So, I'm bringing you to see

:23:49. > :23:51.our final property. I know this is a very important move, it is the first

:23:52. > :23:57.time you will have bought a house together. You want this to be your

:23:58. > :24:05.forever home for the next 30 years. This is your mystery house. Take a

:24:06. > :24:13.look. Oh, wow! That is really pretty. Wow, that is beautiful! It

:24:14. > :24:20.does look like it is miles away! It is beautiful... Is that it? At the

:24:21. > :24:25.end of the drive! I'm trying to not let them see the house. This one was

:24:26. > :24:28.in Kent and they were tempted just outside Ashford. It is amazing what

:24:29. > :24:34.you can get if you search in the country. Did they go for that? They

:24:35. > :24:40.didn't. I have heard a rumour you take the pitching quite seriously. I

:24:41. > :24:47.do. I love that. Afterwards, if they don't like the houses, I am sulking

:24:48. > :24:51.in the car! You will be waiting outside their house when they get

:24:52. > :24:57.home! Why didn't they like it? It is so personal. You get a 10% hit rate.

:24:58. > :25:01.We do really well considering. Everyone has their own idea, what

:25:02. > :25:05.their ideal house is. If they don't like my houses, I get a bit upset.

:25:06. > :25:11.This is a massive hit in Australia as well. It is. I film a show called

:25:12. > :25:13.Wanted Down Under in Australia and New Zealand. When I am over there,

:25:14. > :25:20.everybody wants to talk about this show. The BBC goes all over the

:25:21. > :25:28.world. In Australia, it's the number one satellite show. They always say,

:25:29. > :25:33."Did they buy the house?" Which series? Which show? It is so lovely

:25:34. > :25:35.to see you. Go wild, please, for Nicki Chapman!

:25:36. > :25:42.APPLAUSE It is time for the biggest decision

:25:43. > :25:54.of the day. What are we watching tonight?

:25:55. > :26:01.Two brand-new series for you tonight, starting with Channel 4 at

:26:02. > :26:06.8.30pm, The Food Chain. This documentary shows us the journey of

:26:07. > :26:12.foods from the farm to the plate. Sounds simple. It does. It is

:26:13. > :26:17.simple! No, it's not. Here is a look at how the humble Bramley apple is

:26:18. > :26:23.selected. Oh. The ultimate judgment is left to this photobooth for fruit

:26:24. > :26:29.where cameras snap eight apples a second. People do buy with their

:26:30. > :26:35.eyes. Any that the camera doesn't love quite enough face the drop and

:26:36. > :26:39.the juicer awaits. The most beautiful Bramleys are on course for

:26:40. > :26:43.the packing line and ready to hit the road. The pressure those apples

:26:44. > :26:50.are under today, it is unbelievable(!) Really sad. What

:26:51. > :26:58.about the poor, ugly ones? They get juiced. This one is a stunner! Other

:26:59. > :27:03.foods covered in the series include peas, eggs and cherry tomatoes. That

:27:04. > :27:13.is The Food Chain on Channel 4 at 8.30pm. We are all just hungry! If

:27:14. > :27:18.you fancy a laugh, I suggest trying E4 at 10.00pm for Scheiffer Bates: I

:27:19. > :27:22.Con. This prank show sees Scheiffer testing his impressions on

:27:23. > :27:27.unsuspecting members of the public. Tonight, he is pretending to be Bear

:27:28. > :27:35.Grylls in a bin. I'm Bear Grylls, I'm going to show you what you need

:27:36. > :27:40.to do to survive in a recycling bin! My body is cold, my mind is

:27:41. > :27:45.scrambled, I need some help. First thing's first, you've got to make

:27:46. > :27:54.contact with the indigenous people. Hello? Who is in that bin? I'm Bear

:27:55. > :27:58.Grylls. Who is it? If you heard a voice in a bin, would you go over to

:27:59. > :28:06.it? Absolutely not! I would be scared. You are so caring. Pranking

:28:07. > :28:13.shows are back, though. Absolutely. None of them can beat Beadle. That

:28:14. > :28:22.is Scheiffer Bates: I Con at 10.00pm tonight on E4. Sarah and Aled will

:28:23. > :28:30.be back here tomorrow. I'll miss you girl. Greg McHugh will be here to

:28:31. > :28:33.tell us about his new show. Plus queen of impersonations Deborah

:28:34. > :28:36.Stevenson will give her rundown of the greatest TV catchphrases. Before

:28:37. > :28:44.we go, what TV theme are you playing for us tonight? Here we go. Ready?

:28:45. > :28:49.MUSIC: The Bill Theme Tune A huge thank you to all our guests.

:28:50. > :28:54.We hope you enjoyed all of tonight's telly. Let us know what you think -

:28:55. > :28:58.bbc.co.uk/toomuchtv. For now, goodbye. Goodbye.