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:00:00. > :00:17.If you are wondering what to watch, we are the show for you. First, the

:00:18. > :00:29.best moments from last night. Isn't that wonderful? You can be the

:00:30. > :00:35.best driver but that doesn't account for the complacent driver coming in

:00:36. > :00:39.the opposite direction. She does love you. They call the Queen the

:00:40. > :00:46.most dangerous woman in Europe. It is going to stand out on the street.

:00:47. > :00:55.And Asian in the lead role of Doctor Who. I want to be the first Asian

:00:56. > :00:58.doctor. He preached from inside a cage of lions. No one said being an

:00:59. > :01:06.apprentice was going to be fun. Today me and Sara are here to guide

:01:07. > :01:11.you through the best of tonight's TV but sorry, Aled, we won't

:01:12. > :01:16.be getting married. Instead we're discovering how

:01:17. > :01:19.they create some of TV's greatest bridal gowns with our fashion

:01:20. > :01:22.expert Kate Halfpenny. We find out which legendary

:01:23. > :01:25.show our very own Rufus Hound would like to bring

:01:26. > :01:27.back - here's a clue. You'd need your head

:01:28. > :01:29.screwing on if you disagree. And actress Chelsee Healey trades

:01:30. > :01:32.stilettos for hiking boots as she talks about surviving

:01:33. > :01:34.the South African bush on ITV's, Bear Grylls:

:01:35. > :01:40.Mission Survive. But first, let's tell

:01:41. > :01:57.you about a couple of shows One, a one-hour special with Mary

:01:58. > :02:01.Beard visiting the ancient ruins of Pompeii using cutting-edge

:02:02. > :02:07.technology to reveal what life was like 2000 years ago. This

:02:08. > :02:10.fascinating. I am back among the ancient ruins because I have an

:02:11. > :02:14.unmissable chance to experience Pompeii as I have never done before,

:02:15. > :02:19.the very fabric of the town, its buildings and people. It is

:02:20. > :02:24.undergoing a major new forensic study, and at the centre, the famous

:02:25. > :02:33.casts, the human victims of the volcanic eruption of A.D709. That

:02:34. > :02:37.looks fantastic. This is history with a difference, using CT scanning

:02:38. > :02:40.and DNA technology to get new insights about the eruption that

:02:41. > :02:44.buried Pompeii from those preserved human casts. It is a one-off, so

:02:45. > :02:48.make sure you catch it. Now for a show I'm sure

:02:49. > :02:50.you've heard about, but might not have seen -

:02:51. > :02:52.Channel 4's Tattoo Fixers. In this show people

:02:53. > :02:54.with embarrassing tattoos ranging from rude to ridiculous pay a visit

:02:55. > :02:58.to the Tattoo Fixers to get them transformed into something

:02:59. > :02:59.more desirable. Here's the Tattoo Fixers, Sketch,

:03:00. > :03:21.Alice, Jay and receptionist Paisley. It worked so well. I showed

:03:22. > :03:28.bouncers, bar people, they loved it. Do you use it to pull? Yes, it

:03:29. > :03:33.works. A joke is a joke, and it is funny but not when it is on your

:03:34. > :03:41.body and you see it everyday. It has to go. I need to see it.

:03:42. > :03:59.Dan! He reminds me of a young Chris Evans. So his tattooed was two stick

:04:00. > :04:02.men and one says, I have got your back.

:04:03. > :04:04.Let's take a look and see if the fixers managed

:04:05. > :04:20.Do you like it? I really like the outline. I love the shading. It is

:04:21. > :04:27.so much better. You will not miss the old one? Not at all. Before, it

:04:28. > :04:33.was a tiny tattooed and now it is massive. He's not going to miss that

:04:34. > :04:39.one either. What happens when he hates that one? They just keep

:04:40. > :04:44.going. This has proved really popular with younger viewers and

:04:45. > :04:46.James Martin. I can see why it is so addictive. You can catch that on

:04:47. > :04:48.Channel 4 tonight. You know I recently

:04:49. > :05:07.had a tattoo, Sara. That is special. Even when I am not

:05:08. > :05:10.with you, I am. Where do you have the one of Emma Bunton? Hurts as I

:05:11. > :05:12.cross my legs. We'll be bringing you more ones

:05:13. > :05:27.to watch later in the show. night is the first episode of Bear

:05:28. > :05:37.Grylls: Mission survive. Let's have a look. This was originally

:05:38. > :05:42.developed by the American military in the Vietnam War as a way of

:05:43. > :05:47.getting troops in and out of difficult to rain. For these guys on

:05:48. > :05:53.the end, it is literally plucking them out of their comfort zone and

:05:54. > :05:57.dropping them into hell. I love it. What is it with ITV throwing

:05:58. > :06:03.celebrities out of helicopters? She is here to tell us about the show,

:06:04. > :06:09.Chelsea Healey. Really great to see you in one piece. What is it all

:06:10. > :06:16.about? Bear Grylls basically throws eight people into the wilderness to

:06:17. > :06:29.see if we can survive. It is South Africa. His real name is Edward. Did

:06:30. > :06:35.you call him Edward? No. He said, if you don't treat it with care, you

:06:36. > :06:39.will die. Is it that bad? It really is. When I said yes to doing it, I

:06:40. > :06:47.don't think I realised what I was saying yes to. There were moments

:06:48. > :06:53.when I thought, what am I doing. It sounds like my worst nightmare. Are

:06:54. > :06:58.you quite a daredevil? Did it appeal? I love a challenge and I was

:06:59. > :07:03.asked to do it and I said yes without realising what I was letting

:07:04. > :07:09.myself in for. You were hoping you would go back to a 4-star hotel and

:07:10. > :07:13.have a slap up meal. I thought they would give us a cup of tea and the

:07:14. > :07:19.bed to sleep in that nobody would know about. But it was hard-core.

:07:20. > :07:24.Where did you sleep? In a tent with everybody. You mentioned everybody.

:07:25. > :07:31.Some interesting characters. Michelle Collins, Stuart Pearce.

:07:32. > :07:39.Neil Morrissey as well. Was the most competitive? Neil Morrissey is very

:07:40. > :07:45.competitive. I got on with everyone. They are very friendly. You might

:07:46. > :07:50.bump into them again! You have to say that. There were dangers. You

:07:51. > :07:53.were in extreme weather with scorpions, which you imagine that

:07:54. > :08:04.the rain. But what about the baboons? That one looks cute. It

:08:05. > :08:11.looks like it is Don Singh. Did you see them and were you warned about

:08:12. > :08:17.them? Everything we were in there with was a danger to us. We did not

:08:18. > :08:21.know what we would be up against. The first night we were going to

:08:22. > :08:26.sleep we heard this crazy baboons sound and we were scared thinking,

:08:27. > :08:30.what is that? And then I came to find that they were playing that

:08:31. > :08:40.sound. We were getting scared for no reason. Was there a Trail of bananas

:08:41. > :08:45.up to the tent? It was not even a baboon, it was a recording. Did you

:08:46. > :08:50.take anything positive from the experience? That I am not an

:08:51. > :08:55.outdoors person and I am not up for a challenge, not that strong, not

:08:56. > :09:00.that fit. It was an amazing experience, and if I could do it

:09:01. > :09:04.again I definitely would. You say you are not strong and brave but you

:09:05. > :09:07.did it before with the Zambezi challenge, when you went canoeing

:09:08. > :09:18.down the Zambezi, fighting off hippos. You know what, I found that

:09:19. > :09:25.a lot easier. Because I was sitting down. I had to walk. I do not even

:09:26. > :09:31.walk to the shop, let alone in South Africa. We hear he cooked up an

:09:32. > :09:38.unusual supper for you. Let's have a look. There is more protein in this

:09:39. > :09:41.than chicken. You can live for months and months on the ease and

:09:42. > :09:54.water. One each. And a little bird tells me you

:09:55. > :10:02.washed it down with an organic drink. Yes, like Fanta Orange. We

:10:03. > :10:08.can guess what it is. When I read about worms, I thought they would be

:10:09. > :10:15.juicy, but they looked crispy. They actually tasted nicer than the

:10:16. > :10:24.drink. Enjoy your dinner tonight, everyone. You have done a couple of

:10:25. > :10:29.reality shows. You were amazing on Strictly, but your day job, you are

:10:30. > :10:34.an actor. Are there any TV shows that you think, that is my dream

:10:35. > :10:39.role? I would love to go to LA at some point. Even just a soap, I

:10:40. > :10:46.would love to be in. You would be great. So you would like to go to LA

:10:47. > :10:51.and hit Hollywood? Yes, a pilot season. I would love to do a soap

:10:52. > :10:58.like Coronation Street or EastEnders. There are rumours that

:10:59. > :11:05.say you are going back to casualty. There is a possibility, which is

:11:06. > :11:12.very exciting. It is a bit of a dream. That show is on to night at

:11:13. > :11:18.9pm on ITV. Thank you, Chelsea Healey.

:11:19. > :11:21.There are many unsolved mysteries in the world of TV.

:11:22. > :11:23.For instance, why does the clock on Countdown have two halves?

:11:24. > :11:31.Here's Nick Hewer to tell us the answer.

:11:32. > :11:38.The Countdown clock has two halves because when the game was invented

:11:39. > :11:44.they were not quite sure how long the contestants would take and so it

:11:45. > :11:48.gave them the ability to run longer. In France, contestants are given 40

:11:49. > :11:52.seconds. In Britain, it is 30 seconds. That is the reason. Now you

:11:53. > :11:55.know. If you have any burning

:11:56. > :11:58.questions, then get in touch, and you never know,

:11:59. > :12:01.we might answer them on the show. Now a new series that started

:12:02. > :12:03.last night that I think you'll enjoy over the coming

:12:04. > :12:06.weeks is Raised by Wolves Written by journalist Caitlin Moran

:12:07. > :12:08.and her sister Caroline, the series

:12:09. > :12:11.is set on a Wolverhampton council estate and is

:12:12. > :12:12.a modern-day reimagining Here's the show's star, Jermaine,

:12:13. > :12:29.doing what she does best, Public internet, with those public

:12:30. > :12:34.internet losers. I am part of the cyber generation. Don't make me use

:12:35. > :12:40.a dirty keyboard covered with sad old man finger grease. Are you

:12:41. > :12:45.questioning austerity policies? Fine, I will go to the library, but

:12:46. > :12:53.this moment is not going in my best bits. This will not make the final

:12:54. > :12:55.montage. I am really looking forward to those teenage years with my kids.

:12:56. > :12:57.Last night there was a new love interest for Jermaine

:12:58. > :13:16.That was a flirt. How can he be flirting with me? We are on opposing

:13:17. > :13:24.sides. I am going to do my sexy librarian look.

:13:25. > :13:28.There's another five episodes of this to come.

:13:29. > :13:32.into adolescence, the series gets pretty saucy with language

:13:33. > :13:35.But at it's core it's a really heart-warming show with

:13:36. > :13:49.Last night, they went to the modern-day Ikea which is a skip.

:13:50. > :13:58.Also lots of love for Raised By Wolves online,

:13:59. > :14:01.And it seems we caused a bit of a stir last on Twitter

:14:02. > :14:03.last night when we showed the people of Basildon crowning Ant

:14:04. > :14:06.and Dec the best double act in Funmbi Omotayo's Best

:14:07. > :14:24.People also commented on our mission of the two Ronnies.

:14:25. > :14:25.Next week Funmbi's in Cardiff finding out

:14:26. > :14:36.Now we've all got a show we'd like to bring back.

:14:37. > :14:37.Me, personally, Aled Friends from 1986.

:14:38. > :14:53.This week it's our very own Rufus with his all time favourite.

:14:54. > :15:05.My name is Rufus Hound and I would like to bring back Worzel Gummidge.

:15:06. > :15:11.Worzel Gummidge was a children's television programme that ran from

:15:12. > :15:15.1979 until 1981. I don't remember the original broadcasts but we had

:15:16. > :15:25.it on VHS which, for any young people watching is like Netflix but

:15:26. > :15:32.grainier. The eponymous scarecrow was played by Jon Pertwee. You are a

:15:33. > :15:42.real scarecrow. Of course. Aunt Sally played by Una Stubbs.

:15:43. > :15:48.Principally, it is about two small children, John and Susan, who meet a

:15:49. > :15:58.scarecrow who can come to life. He is a naughty scarecrow. They end up

:15:59. > :16:03.having to tidy up after him. The thing I liked about it was that it

:16:04. > :16:10.was very unlike other things that were on for kids at that time. Don't

:16:11. > :16:14.I get invited for a sit down, it cup of tea and a slice of cake? In the

:16:15. > :16:24.early 80s, everybody had three impressions. Nice slice of cake with

:16:25. > :16:29.Aunt Sally. Oh, Betty! And you know what I mean, Harry? That was the

:16:30. > :16:33.80s. On the surface, it looked like the sort of show that was perfect

:16:34. > :16:34.for a child, and yet when you watch it, you are getting a different vibe

:16:35. > :16:44.altogether. There is a core of darkness running

:16:45. > :16:50.through this thing that will haunt your dreams both awake and asleep. I

:16:51. > :16:53.would have been six, seven, eight years old, watching it with my

:16:54. > :17:01.younger brother, who must have been more terrified than I was. Really,

:17:02. > :17:11.truly odd bit of television. Into the kitchen, and put it on. It's a

:17:12. > :17:15.cult masterpiece. In the late 70s through to the mid-80s, there were

:17:16. > :17:22.these shows being made for kids that weren't sugary sweet. Watching

:17:23. > :17:32.Hannah Montana, and it's kids talking to kids. You, Mrs, I'm

:17:33. > :17:39.talking to you. Come here! That's not the world Worzel Gummidge exists

:17:40. > :17:43.in. They should bring back Worzel Gummidge, because at its core, it's

:17:44. > :17:47.about a funny old scarecrow who doesn't understand the world around

:17:48. > :17:54.him, in which the children are actually much smarter than him. You

:17:55. > :18:00.just remember that, Worzel Gummidge. I will, I'll put my remembering head

:18:01. > :18:05.on first thing in the morning. In modern-day sensibilities you would

:18:06. > :18:09.take out a lot of creepiness, but there are opportunities for

:18:10. > :18:13.incredible performances. I think Worzel Gummidge tells kids that the

:18:14. > :18:17.world might not be this warm and fuzzy friendly world that you

:18:18. > :18:18.possibly think it is. I don't think that necessarily does you harm as a

:18:19. > :18:34.kid. Whoa something tells me Rufus Hound

:18:35. > :18:37.just want the job of being Worzel Gummidge.

:18:38. > :18:40.You'll be seeing a lot more of him next week.

:18:41. > :18:41.He'll be hosting Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday

:18:42. > :18:49.Now, the wardrobe department plays a huge part

:18:50. > :18:51.in how our favourite TV shows are created.

:18:52. > :18:53.It's time to put TV fashion under the spotlight in.

:18:54. > :19:15.Please welcome TMO TV's fashion expert, Kate Halfpenny. You are here

:19:16. > :19:18.to talk about television weddings and some of the amazing dresses

:19:19. > :19:28.we've seen down the years, like these.

:19:29. > :19:52.Get me to the church! STUDIO: Isn't that lovely? Kate is a bridal

:19:53. > :19:56.designer with a degree in fashion, so you know what you're talking

:19:57. > :20:01.about. Let's look at one of the world's most famous fictional

:20:02. > :20:07.brides, Miss Havisham, as played by actress Tuppence Middleton in the

:20:08. > :20:16.recent BBC drama, Dickensian. Is the carriage here? Yes Miss. I feel

:20:17. > :20:21.sick. You will be fine. Mother, a glass of water. I don't want to be

:20:22. > :20:28.late. Don't be sick on the dress, love! That dress is here in the

:20:29. > :20:38.studio, beautiful. How do you begin to make such a beautiful dress? The

:20:39. > :20:43.amazing costume designer, Andrea Galer spends weeks with the story

:20:44. > :20:47.writers and script writers and directors working out where the

:20:48. > :20:52.dress will go, how much fantasy is in it, and you need to know the

:20:53. > :20:56.character of Miss Havisham's wealth. That's one of the directions it's

:20:57. > :21:00.gone in. How long is it take to go from the idea to the finished

:21:01. > :21:04.product? Only ten weeks to do the entire series and all of the

:21:05. > :21:11.costumes. Phenomenal. They spent five weeks on this dress alone. All

:21:12. > :21:17.the antique lace on there. It's all new and made in Sri Lanka by these

:21:18. > :21:24.amazing Artisans retreating this incredible lace. It's so fine and

:21:25. > :21:28.delicate. It's all attached, this net, imagine it's like at your

:21:29. > :21:32.windows, but it's made of silk, and it creates a ghostly feel. What

:21:33. > :21:41.about the size of the bottom? LAUGHTER

:21:42. > :21:46.All the hoops and layers. Nobody can imagine what goes into creating this

:21:47. > :21:52.kind of dress. It's literally a couture catwalk peace. Tuppence

:21:53. > :21:56.Middleton would have had so many fittings to get into there. She

:21:57. > :22:01.would have spent hours. It looks hot and restrictive as well. It was worn

:22:02. > :22:06.by Tuppence Middleton, but hammy fittings would she have had?

:22:07. > :22:10.Numerous. The stage of having the corset alone would have been ten

:22:11. > :22:14.fittings, and that then all the different layers. You can see the

:22:15. > :22:21.different starting points, where the dress was playing at the start, then

:22:22. > :22:25.built up. How much is it worth? They say on quantifiable, but I think in

:22:26. > :22:32.the region of ?10,000 to recreate it. It's like a couture wedding

:22:33. > :22:42.dress. Coming forward in time to EastEnders. A very different bride,

:22:43. > :22:49.Sharon Watts, Rickman, Stretton, Mitchell. She's been around Walford

:22:50. > :22:59.Square. With Dennis, John, not going too well. And Sharon and Phil. The

:23:00. > :23:04.one from 1991, with that shiny, satin fabric, it looks like a health

:23:05. > :23:10.and safety nightmare. Stay away from the fire! They have done a good job,

:23:11. > :23:15.true to each era. When a character is in a soap like this and she has

:23:16. > :23:19.huge fans, so if you don't get it right for the different eras and

:23:20. > :23:24.different periods of time, you will have people complaining. Is it true

:23:25. > :23:35.that it sold out? It did, ?499 from a high street store and it flew off

:23:36. > :23:40.the shelves. We are going to talk about Scott and Charlene in

:23:41. > :23:44.Neighbours. An astonishing 19.6 million people in the UK watched

:23:45. > :23:49.this in 1988. Hank achieves at the ready. -- handkerchiefs at the

:23:50. > :24:05.ready. Absolutely gorgeous. You could say

:24:06. > :24:09.that because he's a mechanic and she's a young girl, that dress

:24:10. > :24:15.looked like it costs thousands! She couldn't have had the budget for

:24:16. > :24:22.that. Reg Watson, whose show it was, insisted she had that Cinderella

:24:23. > :24:27.moment, was a princess. It was pink organza with all this lace and it

:24:28. > :24:33.would be a fortune. Neighbours isn't known for its gritty reality, so it

:24:34. > :24:43.was they big princess moment. Inspired by a real princess. That's

:24:44. > :24:55.a dress. Kylie is our pop and sets. Thank you for joining us. -- pop

:24:56. > :25:07.princess. We've already mentioned some programmes tonight, tattoo

:25:08. > :25:09.fixes and Pompeii. Time are options. -- time for more options. What are

:25:10. > :25:22.we watching tonight? If you're after something grittier,

:25:23. > :25:24.I suggest heading over to BBC 2 at 9:00pm for a brand new series -

:25:25. > :25:27.Murder. This drama series analyses

:25:28. > :25:29.a different murder each week, from the perspective

:25:30. > :25:30.of everyone involved, leaving it up to the viewer

:25:31. > :25:40.to decide who's guilty You say there was no one else there

:25:41. > :25:44.with the two view on river bank. You can tell where my mind is going on

:25:45. > :25:49.this, nobody else there, only he could have done it. He shut up then.

:25:50. > :25:55.Looked like a man put on the spot to recall his wedding anniversary, no

:25:56. > :25:59.words came. What about the stop at the cash machine, not mentioned.

:26:00. > :26:03.Your wife said you were asked to stop at the cash machine this

:26:04. > :26:07.morning. I didn't want him paying for everything like he always does.

:26:08. > :26:10.We checked and you didn't take any money out of that cash machine!

:26:11. > :26:13.Love this - a great new take on the crime drama genre,

:26:14. > :26:16.the actors break the fourth wall and speak directly to the camera.

:26:17. > :26:18.This is well worth checking out and has Danish directer

:26:19. > :26:25.Birger Larsen at the helm, who was responsible for The Killing.

:26:26. > :26:37.If you are a fan of home improvement shows you might like Ugly House To

:26:38. > :26:41.Lovely House. Architecture is about making spaces that improve people's

:26:42. > :26:49.lives, and it should be playful as well. I think the work I produce is

:26:50. > :26:55.distinctive. I'm good at bold design. I like to play with colour

:26:56. > :26:59.and lighting. Architecture gives me the opportunity to change the way

:27:00. > :27:06.people live their lives in a way they haven't even dreamt of. He has

:27:07. > :27:09.?60,000 to transform a three-bedroom semidetached house in Berkshire.

:27:10. > :27:17.Will the owners like it? That's at 9pm on Channel 4. Always Joe Mattock

:27:18. > :27:24.on Emmerdale on ITV from 7pm. -- always dramatic. Megan doesn't want

:27:25. > :27:30.the father to be there at the birth of her child. They storm into the

:27:31. > :27:39.woods to patch things up. Yeah, me too. Well, I've got no idea where we

:27:40. > :27:49.are, so you will have to come with me, otherwise we end up on the bus.

:27:50. > :28:03.My waters have gone! I'm having the baby! They better get to the

:28:04. > :28:08.hospital quick, otherwise Megan's baby might end up being Raised By

:28:09. > :28:19.Wolves. She would be barking mad to give birth there. That's all we've

:28:20. > :28:21.got time for, but before we go, what TV theme tune will we play out with

:28:22. > :28:23.tonight? We're back tomorrow with guests

:28:24. > :28:28.from two of TV's hottest dramas - Alistair Petrie from

:28:29. > :28:30.The Night Manager and Alison Enjoy your evening and tell us

:28:31. > :28:35.what you think of all tonight?s telly on bbc.co.uk/toomuchtv

:28:36. > :28:41.or tweet using #TooMuchTV. I know what I'm going to do all

:28:42. > :28:47.right. Watch telly!