:00:07. > :00:14.It is Monday! My favourite day of the week!
:00:15. > :00:18.Call the Midwife ended on a series high of 9.2 million viewers,
:00:19. > :00:21.and Ben Cohen not only survived but won The Jump on Channel 4.
:00:22. > :00:24.It's Monday, the 7th of March, and over the next half hour,
:00:25. > :00:27.Emma and I are going to guide you through the best
:00:28. > :00:31.But before we do, here are some of the highlights
:00:32. > :00:45.I was knew there would be a bolt of lightning when I met the man of my
:00:46. > :00:54.dreams. Welcome to the family.
:00:55. > :01:03.She is gorgeous! See that around the corner.
:01:04. > :01:13.You have made a home for me for 20 happy years.
:01:14. > :01:16.They can catch you unawares, which often happens. I have been hammered
:01:17. > :01:27.to the ground and got whiplash. Today me and Emma are here to guide
:01:28. > :01:33.you through the best And it's my first day on TMTV,
:01:34. > :01:37.so be gentle with me, Coming up, EastEnders bad-boy
:01:38. > :01:43.Jevan Wade is here to tell us all about the prison break storyline
:01:44. > :01:45.gripping the nation. Star of BBC Two's black comedy,
:01:46. > :01:48.Stag, Rufus Jones joins us And we look at another
:01:49. > :01:53.TV Trailblazer. This week it's the classic
:01:54. > :01:57.That's Life with Esther Rantzen. But first, there are some
:01:58. > :01:59.brilliant shows on tonight that we want to bring
:02:00. > :02:05.to your attention. A brand new series that starts
:02:06. > :02:13.straight after us at 7pm on BBC Two This is a new documentary
:02:14. > :02:17.all about farming families in some of the most beautiful and remote
:02:18. > :02:21.areas of the Scottish Highlands. In this clip from tonight's episode,
:02:22. > :02:25.farmer Martin talks proudly about his pedigree
:02:26. > :02:41.bull called Irish. Martin has one breeding bull in his
:02:42. > :02:54.herd. I am looking for the Arnold Schwarzenegger of balls and he is
:02:55. > :02:58.it. He looks the part. He eats breakfast every morning.
:02:59. > :03:04.That keeps him in good condition. Irish needs all of the sustenance he
:03:05. > :03:10.can get. His job is to service Martin's entire herd of 70 cows.
:03:11. > :03:13.He has every right to be proud of that bull, he's a beauty!
:03:14. > :03:20.That is pure muscle. Neither of us is farming experts but it looked
:03:21. > :03:23.like the real deal to me. So this series was filmed over
:03:24. > :03:26.the course of a whole year - It doesn't always look
:03:27. > :03:29.at the relationship between the farmers and the animals,
:03:30. > :03:48.it also follows the ups and downs Has it? I bet there is a lot of
:03:49. > :03:51.fresh chopped me at one of those. There is a surfeit of these rural
:03:52. > :03:57.shows on at the moment. I find myself thinking in my little
:03:58. > :04:02.concrete box, with buses whipping past, if I can just key and do
:04:03. > :04:09.things like Countryfile, Land of Hope and Glory, the Welsh hill
:04:10. > :04:18.farmer... You want to be owed their walking amongst hills. Perfect. Are
:04:19. > :04:24.people wanting to connect? People are going glamping and that kind of
:04:25. > :04:31.thing. We just want to be out doors. It is very now. Is it a winter
:04:32. > :04:34.thing? When it is dark and miserable, you want to see some
:04:35. > :04:36.sunshine on your greenery. That is very true.
:04:37. > :04:38.So that starts tonight, and it's on Mondays,
:04:39. > :04:42.Tuesdays and Wednesdays for the next four weeks on BBC Two.
:04:43. > :04:44.As you'll no doubt have seen on the news today,
:04:45. > :04:47.the Royal Navy are sending troops and vessels to the Aegean to help
:04:48. > :04:51.On BBC One tonight at 9pm, a documentary called
:04:52. > :04:53.Frontline Doctors follows medics and aid workers who have gone
:04:54. > :04:56.to Greece to see first-hand what conditions are like for
:04:57. > :05:10.Here, the doctors realise the full scale of the crisis.
:05:11. > :05:19.I have to say, that is full on. We have got about 70 people out of the
:05:20. > :05:24.boat. Treated some of them for hypothermia. A man with a heart
:05:25. > :05:29.condition is having a cigarette! I feel elated but extremely sad. It is
:05:30. > :05:34.a confusing feeling. All of these people are safe and there is another
:05:35. > :05:40.boat ride there. These twin doctors have done a few
:05:41. > :05:45.things on TV. I like them a lot. They seem to bring a human angle.
:05:46. > :05:49.They are looking at the health of these people as they find themselves
:05:50. > :05:54.washed ashore. They are tracing them from the point of arrival through to
:05:55. > :05:59.their disbursement into refugee camps, which themselves have got
:06:00. > :06:04.huge medical issues to face. Maybe a more human view of what is going on
:06:05. > :06:08.in the refugee crisis. That is on BBC One tonight at 9pm.
:06:09. > :06:11.Also on at 9pm on Sky Atlantic, we go all rock and roll
:06:12. > :06:12.with the American drama series, Vinyl.
:06:13. > :06:15.There's been a lot of hype about this series -
:06:16. > :06:17.it was co-created by Mick Jagger and the Oscar winning director,
:06:18. > :06:37.It is all about a fictional record company executive from the 1970s. He
:06:38. > :06:41.is played by Bobby Carnevale. It stars Olivia Wilde as his wife. It
:06:42. > :06:53.is hip, it is funky and you get great music.
:06:54. > :07:17.Rufus has got some moves. I am quite impressed. Mick Jagger's son is in
:07:18. > :07:27.it as well. Yes. It is weird what happens when you know the executive
:07:28. > :07:33.Producer! It helps. Mick Jagger definitely came up with it. It is
:07:34. > :07:38.interesting to see the influx of big-screen stars making their way to
:07:39. > :07:45.the small screen. John Travolta and Cuba Gooding on the OJ Simpson
:07:46. > :07:52.drama. Limitless, based on the Bradley Cooper film. Turning up in
:07:53. > :07:56.that. Tom Hiddleston in The Night Manager. If we talk about The Night
:07:57. > :08:00.Manager any more, we will pop. Of course, even if you don't have
:08:01. > :08:03.Sky Atlantic, you'll be able So those are just a few
:08:04. > :08:10.of tonight's picks. We've got more recommendations
:08:11. > :08:14.for you later on in the show. And remember, you can also join
:08:15. > :08:21.in the conversation by letting us know what you think about TV
:08:22. > :08:23.by tweeting #toomuchtv Our next guest stars
:08:24. > :08:34.in BBC Two's dark comedy, If you haven't caught it yet,
:08:35. > :08:38.it follows a group of men on the stag weekend from hell
:08:39. > :08:54.in the Scottish Highlands. To tell us more about it,
:08:55. > :09:23.here he is - Rufus Jones! The ruthless meeting can start now!
:09:24. > :09:32.Stag, we think it is about a Stag do. It is. It is basically a Stag do
:09:33. > :09:38.full of objectionable posh people, and a normal person, who is the
:09:39. > :09:42.brother-in-law of the Stag. He is that person we have all been at one
:09:43. > :09:49.stage. The slight bruise Briand the Stag. He does not know anybody. --
:09:50. > :09:54.the slight goos brie at the Stag. People start dying and they keep
:09:55. > :10:07.dying and dying and dying for a 31-hours. -- three hours. Sometimes
:10:08. > :10:16.in pairs. It is a very dark comedy. It is Agatha Christie with a
:10:17. > :10:25.cagoule! That is my pitch! I follow you on Twitter. Likewise. There is a
:10:26. > :10:32.loving going on here. Can I just leave? You are tweeting quite a lot
:10:33. > :10:41.as you are making it. It sounds as if you are having a lotta fun. It
:10:42. > :10:48.was fun. A lot of TV these days can be office-based, especially
:10:49. > :10:54.comedies. In tiny studios. Not like this one! It is not the size of the
:10:55. > :10:57.studio, it is what you do with it. This was filmed in the Highlands of
:10:58. > :11:11.Scotland and then down in Pinewood. We used all of the toys. We were in
:11:12. > :11:16.the James Bond underwater stage set. And the Star Wars was filming on the
:11:17. > :11:26.next lot. You would see these fighters ready to be unwrapped. Can
:11:27. > :11:34.you tell us the secrets that went on behind the scenes? When you get ten
:11:35. > :11:39.young men together doing a show, hijinks will happen. It was great.
:11:40. > :11:44.We were a long way from home. There were a lot of new fathers among the
:11:45. > :11:48.cast. It was their first job since they had kids. They were missing
:11:49. > :11:53.their kids extraordinarily. At the same time it meant that everybody
:11:54. > :12:04.could just let loose a little bit. Two glasses of wine! No, darling, I
:12:05. > :12:10.miss you so much! I wish I was home! We were in a Hotel were the Scottish
:12:11. > :12:15.football team was staying. We would see Gordon Strachan, the manager,
:12:16. > :12:20.every night. It is the little thing. We do not know who the killer is.
:12:21. > :12:26.How does that work? It was very elaborate. We went for the
:12:27. > :12:38.read-through. Normally you just read it through. Hence the title! But
:12:39. > :12:43.with this, every time a character was bumped off and died in the
:12:44. > :12:47.script, they had to leave the room. The director did not want us to know
:12:48. > :12:51.who did it. So actually, the third and final episode, which is on
:12:52. > :12:57.Saturday, is only known to a select group of people. Sometimes there
:12:58. > :13:02.would be people coming in with codenames, certain actors we had
:13:03. > :13:06.never met. We have actually got a clip from the final episode.
:13:07. > :13:15.I do not know about you guys, but I am bored of running. This entire
:13:16. > :13:19.weekend has been defined by running. That is not what any of us signed up
:13:20. > :13:27.for. We were meant to have fun before we got married. So enough is
:13:28. > :13:36.enough. This is my Stag do. I came here to hunt and that is exactly
:13:37. > :13:41.what I am going to do. He can deliver a line. Intense
:13:42. > :13:48.delivery. Which is hard to pull off in a neon pink onesie. It is a
:13:49. > :13:56.challenge. We have seen you in Stag. Where will we see you next? OK, I am
:13:57. > :14:02.doing a film with Jackie Chan. And Pierce Brosnan. I do not want to
:14:03. > :14:10.talk out of turn. We both went up for this role. I feel awkward
:14:11. > :14:12.bringing it up. No, that is fine. I could tell you I was up for a Cosmo
:14:13. > :14:17.in Stag as well! The final episode of Stag
:14:18. > :14:20.is on this Saturday night, BBC One at 9pm where all of us,
:14:21. > :14:23.including Rufus, finally find out Thank you so much for
:14:24. > :14:31.coming in Rufus Jones! Now, who remembers the hit
:14:32. > :14:35.TV show, That's Life? The show combined consumer
:14:36. > :14:39.journalism with real people's stories, and humour,
:14:40. > :14:42.jokes - all sorts. It was hosted by Esther Ranzten and
:14:43. > :14:57.we think it was a TV trailblazer. Turn around and look at the person
:14:58. > :15:08.behind you. If you fancy them, give them a kiss! You want one? That's
:15:09. > :15:15.Life was the linchpin of the nation's weekend viewing for 21
:15:16. > :15:20.years. Recorded just an hour before transmission, it blazed a trail for
:15:21. > :15:27.the TV schedules, attracting audiences across all ages and the
:15:28. > :15:35.social spectrum. What is wrong with it? I loathe it.
:15:36. > :15:53.The first chance you get to applaud is when I make my entrance. That's
:15:54. > :15:57.Life grew from a can Schumer show, from... It featured a young reporter
:15:58. > :16:05.called Esther Ranson. I can't give you anything but love, baby! Is that
:16:06. > :16:12.enough? It's enough for me! Her future husband Desmond Wilcox was
:16:13. > :16:20.the editor and together they devised That's Life. What began with Braden
:16:21. > :16:25.evolved with restaurants. Thank you and welcome. This is a new
:16:26. > :16:36.programme. And they had a host who could handle allcomers. Of course I
:16:37. > :16:43.did everything wrong,... Esther and the team delivered their digest of
:16:44. > :16:48.news, views and satire alongside hard-hitting campaigns that changed
:16:49. > :16:53.the nation's attitudes and the law. Children and belted are in fact a
:16:54. > :17:02.very great danger -- that are not belted. It had doubled the sales of
:17:03. > :17:06.child restraints. Before health and safety went mad the attitude to any
:17:07. > :17:11.safety was one of suspicion and That's Life change that. As you can
:17:12. > :17:15.see they went up in seconds. From setting up Childline to making
:17:16. > :17:23.urgent appeals for organ donations, That's Life broke taboo is and made
:17:24. > :17:30.us more mindful. -- broke taboos. These arresting features were
:17:31. > :17:38.tempered by less serious items. James Quinn wrote in to say, you
:17:39. > :17:41.know the famous concrete statues of cows outside Milton Keyes? Well,
:17:42. > :17:54.thanks to some overnight joker they have been joined by a concrete bull.
:17:55. > :17:59.Thanks to its Britishness, That's Life reflected the attitude we claim
:18:00. > :18:07.as a national virtue. You look through the window and you have
:18:08. > :18:11.great big Stone Bulls. It dared to put comedy alongside tragedy,
:18:12. > :18:20.triumph with disaster. I would like to disable your programme stinks.
:18:21. > :18:31.That's brandy? No, that is whiskey. Should I tasted again?! -- taste it.
:18:32. > :18:41.Let's hear Sapphire say, hello mum. While there are now whole show is
:18:42. > :18:46.dedicated to consume investigation or public pranks, and social media
:18:47. > :18:52.has replaced the random, have you seen this nature of the show, our
:18:53. > :18:53.appetite for diversion is down to the eclectic and thoroughly British
:18:54. > :19:00.That's Life. A show that changed the face of
:19:01. > :19:02.television. We'll bring you another TV
:19:03. > :19:11.Trailblazer next week. To prove that we are live, this is a
:19:12. > :19:15.quick Twitter question to answer, yes, my moustache is dyed and so is
:19:16. > :19:27.my hair, I am playing a Spanish man in a play. Not many Spanish men have
:19:28. > :19:29.blonde moustaches and hair. Who does he think he is? Super Mario? I'm
:19:30. > :19:31.glad you explained that. Now, EastEnders is really
:19:32. > :19:33.hotting up at the moment. Our next guest plays Jordan Johnson,
:19:34. > :19:36.who's involved in a secret plot Tonight's episode sees
:19:37. > :19:51.the plan set in motion. I changed the kitchen rotor. It has
:19:52. > :20:00.to be today. I trust you, you will think of something. Jordan, listen
:20:01. > :20:04.to me. We are her family. You understand? Remember what we talked
:20:05. > :20:10.about. Apart from you and JJ there is nothing for her in Walford. We
:20:11. > :20:15.belong together as a family, all right? I'll try.
:20:16. > :20:29.Thank you for joining us. You were in the middle of a big plot line.
:20:30. > :20:33.What's going on? It's a bit mental at the moment, Lucas is trying to
:20:34. > :20:37.break out of prison and Jordan is trying to help and he is in this
:20:38. > :20:42.place where he has been with Denise for a while. She is like a mother to
:20:43. > :20:47.him but at the same time Lucas is his father and he is torn. He has
:20:48. > :20:52.got into this whole thing thinking he can break out my dad and build a
:20:53. > :20:57.relationship and at the same time, I have to bring Denise into the
:20:58. > :21:00.situation. I know that Lucas is your dad in this but he has done some
:21:01. > :21:08.horrible things. Why would you want to break him out? When you look back
:21:09. > :21:16.and think about it, he has killed Jordan's mother, his dog, he has
:21:17. > :21:20.killed everyone. He has put away Denise. At the same time it is his
:21:21. > :21:23.dad and you always have that thing where you have been away for so long
:21:24. > :21:29.and he yearns for that connection with his father. As much as he knows
:21:30. > :21:34.he is doing wrong, he can't help it. It's my dad, what do you do?
:21:35. > :21:40.Exactly. You have only been in EastEnders for a while, amazing, you
:21:41. > :21:44.have stepped in and straightaway got an amazing plot, how does that feel
:21:45. > :21:53.as an actor? It's mad, the biggest thing is that I've only had a few
:21:54. > :22:01.weeks so far and about four duff-duffs! Some people wait years.
:22:02. > :22:04.It has been great. Coming in on such a strong storyline, every actor ones
:22:05. > :22:12.that heavy storyline to get your teeth into. It has been brilliant.
:22:13. > :22:18.-- wants it. It's nice to be part of it, I'm really enjoying it. I know
:22:19. > :22:24.you better from Doctor Who. That must have been thrilled to be in.
:22:25. > :22:29.Did the people in EastEnders CU in Doctor Who? Is that where the
:22:30. > :22:34.connection came from? -- did they see you? I have always had casting
:22:35. > :22:39.directors wreak asking me for roles and the industry is so small that
:22:40. > :22:41.everybody gets passed around like a bouncing ball. Only when you are
:22:42. > :22:43.good! Now with the jailbreak
:22:44. > :22:46.storyline full steam ahead, we got to thinking -
:22:47. > :22:48.what are TV's best-ever prison Coming in at three, we're
:22:49. > :22:57.heading to Australia - Where else would you start thinking
:22:58. > :23:03.about prisons?! It's 1983 and it's Bea Smith's
:23:04. > :23:13.escape from Prisoner Cell Block H. Here she combs, dressed as a prison
:23:14. > :23:26.guard, creeping out of prison. -- here she comes.
:23:27. > :23:37.It is my absolute favourite, and the theme tune... SINGING I loved it. It
:23:38. > :23:42.was number five in the charts. Incredible. I loved it.
:23:43. > :23:47.At number two, it's the most unlikely jailbird in TV History -
:23:48. > :23:49.it's Deirdre Rachid swapping number seven Coronation Street for a cell
:23:50. > :24:01.But Deirdre, I love you! Are we expected to sleep through this? It
:24:02. > :24:05.will be quiet in a few hours. You will be all right. I should not be
:24:06. > :24:17.here, I have not done anything. There has been a mistake. There has
:24:18. > :24:19.been a mistake! Proper acting! Ugly cry, I watched it with my mum
:24:20. > :24:23.actually. I remember it well. Back in 1998, that led to public
:24:24. > :24:26.campaign to 'Free the Weatherfield And Prime Minister Tony Blair
:24:27. > :24:36.even said that he would That is worrying. You don't have a
:24:37. > :24:46.list about the best prison on telly without ending with Porridge. I want
:24:47. > :25:00.you to fill one of those flasks. From here?! Behind the screen.
:25:01. > :25:09.Behind the screen, yes. Ronny Baka! It does not get better. Where will
:25:10. > :25:12.you be watching EastEnders tonight? Hopefully I can watch it with my
:25:13. > :25:21.family at home but it is such a big storyline. You will be going, look
:25:22. > :25:24.how great I am! Look at me! EastEnders is tonight at 8pm on BBC
:25:25. > :25:32.One. Thank you for joining us. It's the biggest
:25:33. > :25:34.decision of the day... AUDIENCE SHOUTS: What are
:25:35. > :25:43.we watching tonight? No one goes out on a Monday,
:25:44. > :25:46.better to stay in and watch It's Royal Navy School We've gave
:25:47. > :25:57.you the heads up about this documentary following Royal Navy
:25:58. > :25:59.recruits last week. Tonight it's all about the girls
:26:00. > :26:09.as they go through their physical It is exactly the same as the men!
:26:10. > :26:14.There is no special treatment, there is a standard that they have to meet
:26:15. > :26:23.whether they are male or female. I am praying for God for them to be
:26:24. > :26:29.kind. Get to the top! I love climbing the robe. They should just
:26:30. > :26:38.recruit from primary schools. -- the rope. We have not seen access into
:26:39. > :26:44.the Navy like this for 30 years. Last week is the last episode in the
:26:45. > :26:49.series. It is The Return of the Flying Scotsman on Channel 4.
:26:50. > :26:52.This one-off documentary follows the famous train getting back
:26:53. > :26:54.on the tracks after a 10-year restoration that cost more
:26:55. > :26:59.For a train that originally cost eight grand, that's a big mark-up.
:27:00. > :27:07.The Flying Scotsman. For ten years it has been away. Undergoing a
:27:08. > :27:10.painstaking ?4 million rebuild. It's a massive relief. There are times
:27:11. > :27:18.where we thought we'd never finish it. To work on the Flying Scotsman
:27:19. > :27:21.is a privilege. The museum celebrates with an emotional return
:27:22. > :27:27.to the mainline and the Flying Scotsman speeding home to York. She
:27:28. > :27:30.runs like a sewing machine, perfect. Let's be honest, you already know
:27:31. > :27:37.whether you are going to watch this! It gives us an excuse to show this
:27:38. > :27:40.clip of a guy who waited all day to see it. He loves it, he is waiting,
:27:41. > :28:01.and then this happens. There is your train, just behind the
:28:02. > :28:10.Pendolino! That is BBC for tonight, 8:30pm. Before we go, what TV theme
:28:11. > :28:17.tune will we'd be playing out with tonight? Let's see. -- will we be
:28:18. > :28:22.playing out with. I have never been happier.
:28:23. > :28:26.A huge thank you to our guests Rufus and Je-van.
:28:27. > :28:28.Join us tomorrow when Holby City's Jemma Redgrave will be
:28:29. > :28:32.Plus, we meet the stuntman behind some of the most famous disasters
:28:33. > :28:34.in soapland - including Emmerdale's unforgettable plane crash.
:28:35. > :28:39.Enjoy your evening and tell us what you think of all tonight's
:28:40. > :28:49.telly on bbc.co.uk/twomuchtv or tweet us at #toomuchtv.
:28:50. > :28:57.Until tomorrow, you will see this lovely face... And this lovely face.
:28:58. > :28:59.You are not going to shave this off, are you?
:29:00. > :29:17.We are told that OJ Simpson IS in that car,