:00:21. > :00:26.I've got a problem. It's fine, the swelling will go down, take the
:00:27. > :00:31.tablets. The problem is, there's too much TV. What do you mean? How are
:00:32. > :00:36.we going to do a show about what is on TV if there's too much to watch?
:00:37. > :00:40.A show like this will need more than two hosts, stay on the line, I know
:00:41. > :00:46.the person. # Who let the dogs out... #
:00:47. > :00:48.Me and Aled are doing a show about what is on the telly and we need you
:00:49. > :00:53.to help host it. what is on the telly and we need you
:00:54. > :00:56.theatre actor now. what is on the telly and we need you
:00:57. > :01:02.time of the year? It's a proper play. It will have to be a no, I'm
:01:03. > :01:06.afraid. Come on, Rufus, the BBC needs you. The BBC? If my country
:01:07. > :01:11.needs me, I'm in! I do have one condition. That's OK, Aled's got a
:01:12. > :01:20.condition. I'm not taking the tablets. Stay on the line, guys.
:01:21. > :01:22.Rufus Hound, woof woof. Baby, can I call you baby? Absolutely not. The
:01:23. > :01:27.thing is baby, we are about call you baby? Absolutely not. The
:01:28. > :01:30.TV show all about TV. We need you to join the group. I was in a group
:01:31. > :01:34.remember. How join the group. I was in a group
:01:35. > :01:39.bad. Look, bunty, are you in or out? join the group. I was in a group
:01:40. > :01:46.Who else is on board? Me, Sara join the group. I was in a group
:01:47. > :01:48.and Aled Jones. I'm in, as long as add led doesn't take those tablets,
:01:49. > :02:05.he gets funny on those. Hello and welcome, it's Monday
:02:06. > :02:07.the 29th of February and this is the first ever Too Much TV
:02:08. > :02:11.and Sara and me are going to be your There's much too much
:02:12. > :02:15.TV for you to watch, but don't worry, we've seen it all,
:02:16. > :02:19.and over the next few weeks we're going to bring you up
:02:20. > :02:21.to speed with all the shows That's right - we'll be going behind
:02:22. > :02:26.the scenes of some of TV's biggest shows and chatting to some
:02:27. > :02:28.of your favourite stars Plus we'll be delving deep
:02:29. > :02:32.into the archives and bringing back some golden oldies -
:02:33. > :02:35.just like the darling It's a tough job, but we're
:02:36. > :02:41.the team to do it! So Aled have you been swotting up
:02:42. > :02:45.on your TV knowledge? I have indeed - did you know Sara
:02:46. > :02:49.that the average Brit spends roughly That's a lot to get through,
:02:50. > :02:56.we better get started! It's not just our first day
:02:57. > :03:01.on the job here at TMTV, how did our friend Dan Walker
:03:02. > :03:04.prepare for his new job on BBC We'll find out later
:03:05. > :03:07.in his exclusive video diary. Plus Britain's favourite weather
:03:08. > :03:10.presenter will be bringing some sunshine to the studio -
:03:11. > :03:13.Carol Kirkwood is here. And finally we come face
:03:14. > :03:16.to face with a Tyger, 'Outnumbered' star Tyger Drew-Honey
:03:17. > :03:19.is on the sofa later in the show. But before all that, let's take
:03:20. > :03:30.a look at the weekends top telly. So exciting, I can't wait to see
:03:31. > :03:36.what happens next. Don't make me tickle you.
:03:37. > :03:48.ARGH... For a place in the final... Steps are good though aren't they?
:03:49. > :03:54.Not without a gun they are not. Sure and lasting peace.
:03:55. > :04:04.APPLAUSE So beautiful. Everyone's journey
:04:05. > :04:06.seems to begin with such a bang. This could not be a more perfect
:04:07. > :04:09.day. Another weekend of brilliant telly,
:04:10. > :04:12.it was a stormy night on Call the Midwife, and everyone
:04:13. > :04:15.was crying their eyes out But one of the biggest shows was Ant
:04:16. > :04:20.Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway Where someone took
:04:21. > :04:33.revenge on TV's Mr Nasty. Happy birthday to you...
:04:34. > :04:54.That is so obvious. ALL GASP...
:04:55. > :04:59.Someone shot Simon Cowell. We know, dear, we all saw it.
:05:00. > :05:26.Ant Dec is awesome. We watch it with the family.
:05:27. > :05:29.Gino D'Campo tricked budding cooks in I'm a Celeb Get Out Me Ear!
:05:30. > :05:38.Aled, what was it like when you did it?
:05:39. > :05:43.They got me to sing Walking in the Air.
:05:44. > :05:46.A slightly more serious thing for you now, ITV's epic Sunday night
:05:47. > :05:51.Michael Gambon starred as Winston Churchill battling ill
:05:52. > :05:56.health towards the end of his political career.
:05:57. > :06:01.Shepherds Bush At the Bermuda sub Conference this summer, I will seek
:06:02. > :06:08.American support for my personal approach to secure peace with the
:06:09. > :06:11.new leaders of Soviet Russia in this... In this... In this... In
:06:12. > :06:23.this... In this both Stalin days... Last night they were giving out
:06:24. > :06:26.Oscars, but if you wanted to give an award for TV acting -
:06:27. > :06:29.look no further than the cast of Churchill's secret,
:06:30. > :06:35.they were all brilliant. Another cracking drama on BBC One
:06:36. > :06:40.is 'The Night Manager, Sunday night spy games
:06:41. > :06:48.with Hugh Laurie, Olivia Coleman and Tom Hiddleston -
:06:49. > :06:58.let's take a look. Perfect strangers, Michael McFadden
:06:59. > :07:03.played the son in that drama. He's the son in this as well so they have
:07:04. > :07:07.seen him on TV 2001 and thought they'd be good, 15 years later. Yes.
:07:08. > :07:17.Let's reunite them. Another cracking drama on BBC One
:07:18. > :07:20.is 'The Night Manager, Sunday night spy games
:07:21. > :07:22.with Hugh Laurie, Olivia Coleman and Tom Hiddleston -
:07:23. > :07:31.let's take a look. He's such a fit bit. What do you
:07:32. > :07:36.want? I want to make you an offer. Come and work for me and afterwards
:07:37. > :07:38.when it's all over, I'll look after you, resettlement, new name, new
:07:39. > :07:54.identity, new life. An offer. To do what? Bring down
:07:55. > :07:59.Richard Romer. -- Roper. I Hugh Lawrie is fantastic in that, so
:08:00. > :08:04.sinister and dark. Everyone is talking about the guy himself. I
:08:05. > :08:12.can't bring myself to say his name because I'm jealous how he looks. We
:08:13. > :08:16.shouldn't objectify him. He has the icy blue eyes and those cheek bones
:08:17. > :08:21.that you could cut boiled ham on. He does it for you then. But you have
:08:22. > :08:25.stayed in loads of hotels in your time, does the Night Manager look
:08:26. > :08:38.like Tom Hiddlestone. Can't believe we now have to wait
:08:39. > :08:41.eight days until next Sunday So that's what we thought about some
:08:42. > :08:46.of last night's telly, but we want to hear what you think,
:08:47. > :08:49.so please get in touch at bbc.co.uk/toomuchtv
:08:50. > :08:51.or if tweetings your thing, Now earlier today Dan Walker took
:08:52. > :08:56.over the reins from Bill Turnball Not showing off but seeing
:08:57. > :09:03.as we know Dan personally, we thought we'd get him to whip
:09:04. > :09:06.out his selfie stick and record a video diary covering
:09:07. > :09:18.all the events in the run Hello, everybody, welcome to
:09:19. > :09:22.Football Focus. This has been my lovely chair for the last six years.
:09:23. > :09:26.I'm about to join the television beast that is BBC Breakfast. How are
:09:27. > :09:32.you... Stop ruining my video. We are having these shots done today and
:09:33. > :09:40.I'm practising my serious news face. Call up the news face. What do you
:09:41. > :09:46.think? Very serious. It's 3.31, just need to get up for a wee. But I've
:09:47. > :09:54.just been thinking that next week, next Monday, this is getting up
:09:55. > :09:57.time. Dion, can you reassure the Breakfast viewers that the BBC is in
:09:58. > :10:01.safe hands? I would like to be able to do that, Dan, but I think you
:10:02. > :10:05.have got it wrong. Lots of sports presenters out there and you have
:10:06. > :10:13.chosen the wrong one. Fin Northern Irished my final show on Radio 5
:10:14. > :10:20.Live. One thing that -- finished. There's one great thin about radio,
:10:21. > :10:25.you can look like a scrag and nobody knows. Just selecting some ties from
:10:26. > :10:30.the collection. Tempted by the yellow number. Daddy, I like this
:10:31. > :10:35.one. Let's have a look. Might save that bad boy for week two. This is
:10:36. > :10:39.the BBC Breakfast studio. It's a Saturday, I sit next to Mike and
:10:40. > :10:44.talk about what is coming up on Football Focus. Back on Monday to
:10:45. > :10:51.sit in the seat where Bill's bum cheek dips are. Can't wait. It's 3.
:10:52. > :10:56.30 and time for me to go and do some breakfast TV. Sorry, that is
:10:57. > :11:01.rubbish. What do you think of my Breakfast face? Gorgeous. Right
:11:02. > :11:01.rubbish. What do you think of my answer. Carry on. Good morning, it's
:11:02. > :11:03.Monday 29th February. Well done Dan, I'm sure you'll do
:11:04. > :11:06.a great job! Bill Turnball only hosted about 3000
:11:07. > :11:18.shows so not far to go now! I love the fact you do a brand-new
:11:19. > :11:21.video diary for a new show. There's a future for this girl.
:11:22. > :11:24.Now keeping with the BBC Breakfast theme, I think it's time we bring
:11:25. > :11:29.This lady has been brightening up our screens for over 20 years
:11:30. > :11:32.now, she's no weather girl, she's all woman, please welcome
:11:33. > :11:42.You are the first ever guest to ever sit on our sofa.
:11:43. > :11:52.I am loving this set. So much so, I need some new furniture. You might
:11:53. > :11:57.as well tomorrow. We have such a budget, we'll bring another one in.
:11:58. > :12:02.Pat her down on her way out. Check her pockets. How was this morning?
:12:03. > :12:02.Pat her down on her way out. Check Dan was brilliant. Such
:12:03. > :12:09.Pat her down on her way out. Check such a star. Very emotional on
:12:10. > :12:14.Friday. Seeing Billy go - I've worked with Billy Turnbull for like
:12:15. > :12:17.a thousand years. For 15 years on Breakfast, before that on News 24 as
:12:18. > :12:22.was, he's such good fun as well and it was really sad to see him go. You
:12:23. > :12:26.call him Billy. If you didn't watch this programme you would not know
:12:27. > :12:31.that he was called Billy. Here is a clip of Bill's final BBC Breakfast
:12:32. > :12:36.moment. Hankies at the ready. Thank you for letting me into your home in
:12:37. > :12:40.the morning, whether you are in the kitchen, the bedroom. Whether you
:12:41. > :12:47.have been with us the past 15 years or for a few years, thank you for
:12:48. > :12:50.watching, Breakfast is back tomorrow at Six as usual, from me, bye. Group
:12:51. > :13:02.hug. What was happening this morning?
:13:03. > :13:05.Bacon rolls. They were all gone by the time I got out of the studio.
:13:06. > :13:09.There was a big party? In the evening. Really good fun. Loads of
:13:10. > :13:17.people turned up for it. Who kissed who? Everybody kissed everybody. One
:13:18. > :13:21.of those parties - wow! We do love a secret on this show. Have you got a
:13:22. > :13:28.weather broadcasting secret for us that you can reveal please? Yes, no
:13:29. > :13:32.weather presenters use autocue, it's all ad-lib. We don't either, Carol.
:13:33. > :13:39.Whatever! Also another secret. all ad-lib. We don't either, Carol.
:13:40. > :13:47.love of Bryan Adams. all ad-lib. We don't either, Carol.
:13:48. > :13:53.Adams! Calm down. He was on Saturday Night Take Away and he was brilliant
:13:54. > :14:00.doing the sing along. Ant Dec looked like dads at a wedding King p
:14:01. > :14:06.-- singing Summer of 69. I've seen him in concert, he is brilliant, he
:14:07. > :14:09.-- singing Summer of 69. I've seen doesn't need any gizmos, his music
:14:10. > :14:17.is done all by itself. You have started her off. Good luck for next
:14:18. > :14:23.week. A TV and the industry award. Incredible eighth time for this
:14:24. > :14:27.award. I've got to show a film showing it's not the easiest of
:14:28. > :14:33.jobs. Sorry. Here comes the rain moving across Scotland. Oops, my
:14:34. > :14:40.leakth necklace has fallen off. Gusts up to 70mph. Wherever you are,
:14:41. > :14:46.it's going to feel cold. A tad colder and breezier.
:14:47. > :14:54.Looks we have a polen the area of low pressure coming our way. That
:14:55. > :15:03.was entirely my fault, I clicked my clicker twice.
:15:04. > :15:05.That is why she's the best in the business. Stiff competition, I'm
:15:06. > :15:16.afraid. Take a look at this. The rain will be heaviest over the
:15:17. > :15:25.Borders. In the West, rain will be light and patchy. There may be a few
:15:26. > :15:32.drier interludes over Dumfries House in Ayrshire - a-ha! That is what you
:15:33. > :15:44.need, a catchphrase! I love the Royal weather. Thank you. Do you
:15:45. > :15:50.know how the weather is created for TV shows? We sent Susan Calman to
:15:51. > :15:53.meet some of the best in the business. Everywhere these guys go,
:15:54. > :16:02.they always take the weather with them. Very good. Do you want to know
:16:03. > :16:08.why I'm dressed like this? How cool is that?
:16:09. > :16:17.I'm going to see the equipment that controls the weather on television.
:16:18. > :16:22.Special effects companies can create the illusion that it is snowing in
:16:23. > :16:30.July and raining in - well, any month. It is always raining in the
:16:31. > :16:33.UK! You should be here. I'm here to meet Mike, who has been creating
:16:34. > :16:41.weather for over 30 years for the television.
:16:42. > :16:49.Hello, Mike. Hello. Nice to meet you. What is the first
:16:50. > :16:56.Hello, Mike. Hello. Nice to meet weather you are going to show me?
:16:57. > :17:02.Fog. Fog? This is the button. If you fancy pressing it... Oh, no, stop,
:17:03. > :17:09.stop! Totally calm. No problems at all. I want to see how extreme we
:17:10. > :17:18.can go. Give me all the fog you've got. Let's do it! Where's everyone
:17:19. > :17:28.gone? I don't know where I am! Hello?
:17:29. > :17:37.Got a couple of pieces of coal and a carrot. Mike, I was hoping to make a
:17:38. > :17:44.snowman. How about a snowball? Disappointing, but, yeah, alright.
:17:45. > :17:50.There is a basic paper snow and we can cover huge areas. We lay it down
:17:51. > :17:56.with water so it sticks. can cover huge areas. We lay it down
:17:57. > :18:03.paper? Looks realistic. These days, a lot of it is done digitally. If
:18:04. > :18:07.someone is going to walk in it, it needs to be real. We did some stuff
:18:08. > :18:15.on Call the Midwife. Was that with paper? Paper and falling snow. This
:18:16. > :18:31.is the most exciting thing that's ever happened. I love you! Frank! Do
:18:32. > :18:36.you see a lot of this type of weather? I want to see more of it.
:18:37. > :18:41.Cue Travis. # Why does it always rain on me? #
:18:42. > :18:46.People at home will think, it does rain a lot here. Why do we need the
:18:47. > :18:51.extra rain? It can rain heavily and you still don't notice it. What
:18:52. > :18:56.television shows have you provided rain for? We have done stuff for
:18:57. > :19:05.Shetland. You took the rain to Shetland? Well, you have to, it
:19:06. > :19:16.doesn't rain in Shetland, does it it? What do we need to do to create
:19:17. > :19:21.the perfect weather? You might use a fire hydrant... We have water,
:19:22. > :19:30.pumps, stands, can you make it rain, Mike? This can last all day long, if
:19:31. > :19:37.you want it to? That is a lovely demonstration. And we can stop it on
:19:38. > :19:40.cue, too! You are hardly wet at all. It's been great to go through four
:19:41. > :19:47.seasons in one day. The only one that is missing the bright sunshine.
:19:48. > :20:00.On a beach, with an ice-cold drink, soaking it all in... Ah!
:20:01. > :20:03.Pack it in, Aled, I've got a link to do!
:20:04. > :20:04.He's the star of some of TV's best comedy series including Outnumbered
:20:05. > :20:06.Please welcome the man with officially
:20:07. > :20:07.the greatest name in showbiz - it's Tyger Drew-Honey!
:20:08. > :20:22.All you do is squirt him? I could see the trajectory was going up
:20:23. > :20:26.there... I do have a good trajectory, it's been commented on
:20:27. > :20:30.before. Awesome to meet you. I was a huge fan of Outnumbered, like
:20:31. > :20:39.everybody. It was so good because it was ad libbed a lot? There was a
:20:40. > :20:45.heavy element of improvisation in the show. You have to have a
:20:46. > :20:50.beginning, a middle and an end. There was a script. It wasn't us
:20:51. > :20:54.learning lines, it was generally the whole thing, the first few series,
:20:55. > :20:58.the directors would show us the script before the scene and say,
:20:59. > :21:02."Say these lines how you want, when you want." You had to get to a
:21:03. > :21:14.certain point, like this is the point of the scene... Yes. No
:21:15. > :21:16.50-year-old man can accurately write the thought process of a young
:21:17. > :21:20.child. That was the general scripting of it. No. We are going to
:21:21. > :21:23.see the thought process happening now of the first episode. It was
:21:24. > :21:30.quite a while ago. You will love this. OK. I can't remember. He
:21:31. > :21:34.picked up the phone to a cold-caller, classic schoolboy
:21:35. > :21:41.error! Classic mistake, Dad. I would like to pay less for my energy...
:21:42. > :21:46.Don't get involved, it is stupid. I know what I'm doing... No, you
:21:47. > :21:54.don't. Get on with that. You are so cute. You haven't changed a bit. I
:21:55. > :21:58.haven't. There is a rumour it is coming back, tell me it is true? It
:21:59. > :22:02.will be coming back. It was looking like it would be coming back, not as
:22:03. > :22:08.a Christmas Special because Christmas Specials tend to get lost
:22:09. > :22:13.amongst other Christmas Specials. It does look like it will be a special
:22:14. > :22:18.some time around Christmas! I'm glad you have cleared that out for
:22:19. > :22:22.everyone! Listen, enough about Outnumbered, let's talk about
:22:23. > :22:27.Cuckoo, back for its third series, BBC Three, BBC One, and I'm loving
:22:28. > :22:32.it. I'm loving it. I love doing it. It's a fantastic show to be a part
:22:33. > :22:38.of. I guess, I have kind of flown the Cuckoo's nest and gone from one
:22:39. > :22:47.sitcom to another. Yeah. So this series, we come - Dale, he has come
:22:48. > :22:59.back, out of the blue, which made us happy. We ended up loving him. This
:23:00. > :23:04.is Taylor Lautner? Yes. He was in the Twilight series, so what is it
:23:05. > :23:10.like working with someone from Hollywood? He is the sweetest guy.
:23:11. > :23:18.He is a really sweet, down to earth guy, besides what he is. He is
:23:19. > :23:27.immaculately talented. And if we are all working, like, at 2.30am and
:23:28. > :23:32.someone has gone, "I'm hungry." Taylor goes, "Let's get 40 pizzas
:23:33. > :23:38.in." He can afford it. Let's look at you in action. I'm not going to
:23:39. > :23:46.mention this at work. As soon as your mother lays eyes on that baby,
:23:47. > :23:51.the hormones start to throw in, all thoughts of maternity leave will
:23:52. > :23:59.exit her mind. I will ride this out. Sweet plan, give me 20 quid or I
:24:00. > :24:03.will tell Mum. Dylan? When you go to university and leave home... What?
:24:04. > :24:07.It is a wonderful thought. Sit so good. I have to say, I watched it
:24:08. > :24:12.because I knew you were coming on here. If you have not seen it, can I
:24:13. > :24:16.appeal to the nation to search it out on catch-up because it is
:24:17. > :24:22.hilarious. We have a picture of both of your screen Dads here, we have
:24:23. > :24:32.Greg Davies there on the right... Standing 6'8". And Hugh Dennis. Who
:24:33. > :24:36.is your favourite daddy? Come on! I will go purely - this is
:24:37. > :24:40.unpersonally, I will go statistically, based on the fact I
:24:41. > :24:45.have worked with Hugh for longer... That will be awkward on set. The
:24:46. > :24:50.thing is, they are both completely lovely men. You have said it now.
:24:51. > :24:53.You have said it. You have chosen. Tyger, thank you for coming in to
:24:54. > :24:58.see us. Give it up for Tyger, everybody. APPLAUSE
:24:59. > :25:00.We've covered so much TV already, but the biggest decision
:25:01. > :25:03.of the day still remains - what are we watching tonight?
:25:04. > :25:15.tonight, then you're in luck - because there's loads
:25:16. > :25:22.of great stuff on offer this evening.
:25:23. > :25:36.It's Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme.
:25:37. > :25:39.We're seeing Davina in a different light with this show -
:25:40. > :25:41.she's travelling the world visiting some of the planet's most
:25:42. > :25:54.Every tortoise has their day. The sees Davina racing
:25:55. > :26:00.Every tortoise has their day. The cheetah has done two circuits and
:26:01. > :26:10.then crashed out. Look, he's tired out. Lightweight(!) You are a
:26:11. > :26:18.lightweight. I'm still going. Look at me, jogging. Yeah? I think it's
:26:19. > :26:25.humans 1, cheetahs 0! I at me, jogging. Yeah? I think it's
:26:26. > :26:30.running, yes! You look like a leopard in that shirt! What does it
:26:31. > :26:35.feel like? Look at me, I'm dicing death. It is so dangerous, that. It
:26:36. > :26:38.freaks me out. That is like a sandwich dancing in
:26:39. > :27:06.freaks me out. That is like a good show. It will
:27:07. > :27:16.over on BBC2 at 9pm is the gripping drama, The People VS OJ Simpson.
:27:17. > :27:25.I couldn't have done it, I swear. It is really good. A star-studded cast.
:27:26. > :27:31.With John Travolta... Wearing is really good. A star-studded cast.
:27:32. > :27:36.somebody else's eyebrows. Also Ross from Friends. He is not Ross... It
:27:37. > :27:42.is Ross from Friends. He is playing somebody else.
:27:43. > :27:44.If, like me, and you love a man in uniform, then get
:27:45. > :27:45.yoursleves over to Channel 4 at 9pm for the latest
:27:46. > :27:49.The show follows naval recruits as they are put
:27:50. > :27:56.through their paces in some hardcore training exercises.
:27:57. > :28:05.Tonight, it's the sinking ship simulator.
:28:06. > :28:15.As soon as the lights go out, 40 tonnes of water will fill the
:28:16. > :28:19.compartment in 40 minutes. I didn't think this is a fake situation, it
:28:20. > :28:21.is a simulation. I was thinking, oh my God, this room is filling up
:28:22. > :28:28.water. I'm going to die. Suddenly racing that cheetah
:28:29. > :28:32.doesn't seem too bad! Great show, it's pretty amazing
:28:33. > :28:35.they managed to gain Well, I hope that's helped
:28:36. > :28:46.you out a little bit Wait - I haven't had a chance
:28:47. > :28:48.to talk about Trouble Teens: Congratulations
:28:49. > :28:53.everyone on making it Here, choosing a track
:28:54. > :28:58.from our TV theme tune jukebox, I'll be back tomorrow
:28:59. > :29:12.hosting with Emma Bunton, and we've got special guests -
:29:13. > :29:14.Back In Time For The Weekend host, Giles Coren, and Strictly's very
:29:15. > :29:16.own cheeky little Italian, Have a great evening and do
:29:17. > :29:18.tell us what you think of all tonight's telly -
:29:19. > :29:21.go to www.bbc.co.uk/toomuchtv So here we are at the starting line
:29:22. > :29:41.of this year's Sport Relief games. # All my friends
:29:42. > :29:46.know the low rider. #