0:00:02 > 0:00:04'Now on Top Gear...'
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Even better than I could've thought.
0:00:06 > 0:00:12'..it's Grey Poupon time as we compete to build the best one-of-a-kind limos
0:00:12 > 0:00:17'and then drive three unsuspecting celebrities to the Primetime Emmys.'
0:00:17 > 0:00:21- I'm going to turn around right here. Is this what you want? - Let me out of here!
0:00:40 > 0:00:44'The first stretch limousine was built in 1928
0:00:44 > 0:00:47'at Fort Smith, Arkansas,
0:00:47 > 0:00:50'and they quickly came to represent sophistication and accomplishment.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54'But these days, they're being built from just about any kind of car
0:00:54 > 0:00:57'and are more about the excesses of bachelor parties and proms.
0:00:58 > 0:01:04'So we thought we should try to get some of the excitement back by making our own.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07'And to prove how good they were, we'd each chauffeur a major celebrity
0:01:07 > 0:01:10'to one of the biggest Hollywood events of the year.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13'The Emmys.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16'The car I picked to transform into a limo...
0:01:18 > 0:01:21'..deserved to get an extension.'
0:01:21 > 0:01:23I give you the 1987 Corvette.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27350 cubic inches of mid-life crisis fury.
0:01:30 > 0:01:36The problem with a limo is it's basically like a couch on wheels and that's boring.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39My limo is going to be all about performance.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43This is going to be able to accelerate, brake and corner.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45And it's going to be able to do a burn-out,
0:01:45 > 0:01:48which is the minimum design specification I've laid out.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- THUNDER BOOMS - I know what you're thinking.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Why would you want to make a limo
0:02:00 > 0:02:03out of an '81 Volkswagen Rabbit pickup?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Well, frankly, I love it.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08It's one of my favourite cars ever
0:02:08 > 0:02:12and since it was my first car, it has a special place in my heart.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Also, I don't think it deserved to suffer the death
0:02:16 > 0:02:19at the hands of Adam and Tanner that it did.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23TYRES SCREECH
0:02:23 > 0:02:25ALL: Ohh!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Is this yours? - Oh, just put that in the truck.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36Normally in limousines, you see presidents or dignitaries.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38There's no blue-class limo.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42I really think there should be. And that's what I'm going to make.
0:02:47 > 0:02:52This is the 1969 Lincoln Mark III, a personal luxury car.
0:02:52 > 0:02:57With a Rolls Royce grill on the front and full spare-tyre hump in the back.
0:02:57 > 0:03:02The clock is a Cartier. That's how elegant this is. Cartier.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Picking a Lincoln to make a limousine is a pretty safe choice.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I mean, Lincoln's been making limousines forever.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10The most popular one was the '61 Lincoln,
0:03:10 > 0:03:14that Lee Harvey Oswald put an end to in '63.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18'After choosing our cars, it was time
0:03:18 > 0:03:22'to turn them into what we thought would be the best limo for the Emmys.'
0:03:23 > 0:03:28We are going to make...that.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34'All I wanted to do was enhance the beauty of my beloved VW.
0:03:34 > 0:03:40'Tanner, of course, took his to a place that specialises in modifying exotic cars.'
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Tanner, what brings you here?
0:03:42 > 0:03:47- I brought a toy.- Porsche? Ferrari? What are you driving these days? - An '87 Corvette.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- HE LAUGHS - Let's drive it.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58ENGINE REVS AND TYRES SCREECH
0:03:58 > 0:04:01HE LAUGHS
0:04:05 > 0:04:08It's weird! It's a little bit hard to steer like this.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15HE LAUGHS
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Ohh!
0:04:19 > 0:04:23'Fuelled by a night of energy drinks and power tools, our limos were finally ready.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27'So we headed to the Top Gear test track to put them through their paces.'
0:04:33 > 0:04:37'My design was all about Southern hospitality.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40'What celebrity wouldn't want to get to the red carpet in this?'
0:04:42 > 0:04:45So how do you make a Volkswagen Rabbit pickup better?
0:04:45 > 0:04:49You just double it and add another Volkswagen Rabbit pickup.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54I've got my tailgate set up in there, I've got a grill, a cooler, a nice table.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58This is what a limo should be about, making something extraordinary
0:04:58 > 0:05:01out of something...very ordinary.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06'Tanner's design was the exact opposite.
0:05:07 > 0:05:12'His limo represented the thing every Corvette owner wants - more length.'
0:05:19 > 0:05:22TYRES SCREECH
0:05:22 > 0:05:27- Oh, yeah!- And people think I'm the redneck of this show.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Oh, this thing is awesome.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- You cut and stretched... a Corvette. - You're damn straight I did.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- 35 feet of Corvette. - I like how you finished it inside.
0:05:37 > 0:05:42'Like a true race-car driver, Tanner had spent zero time on his interior.
0:05:42 > 0:05:47'He had a racing seat on rails for his celebrity, no air-conditioning,
0:05:47 > 0:05:50'and in the rear, the drive train and the tail pipe were exposed.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54'It wasn't so much a limo as a rolling sauna of exhaust fumes.'
0:05:54 > 0:05:56The problem with limos is that they're boring.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59They get you from A to B and then you just arrive.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03But this, this is actually a driver's limo.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05You can't get over a speed bump, I bet.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Speed bumps are the enemy, but you can avoid most speed bumps if you map them out on your route.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Shouldn't that be at a wedding in Panama City?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Is that a barbecue stuffed between two Rabbits?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18This is the ultimate limo.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23You've got Siamese Rabbits fused together in some sort of crazy experiment.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27What happens if you need to turn around, real sharp turn?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- You plan ahead. - Hm. You know what I'd do?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32I'd just switch ends.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35I'll drive here, I'll drive there, I'll drive anywhere.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Wow.- It's amazing!
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- I don't know what to expect from Adam after seeing that. - Maybe it's a Model A.
0:06:53 > 0:06:58- Oh, my lord, it's a Popemobile!- Ohh!
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- SIREN WAILS - Even better than I could've thought.
0:07:03 > 0:07:08- Ha-ha!- Wow, a Mark III Lincoln!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- That's it, baby!- Wow! - With a chair sitting on it.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Highly exclusive. I carry one passenger.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- This is a terrible idea.- Get in.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- I cannot...- Come on.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Right this way, Mr Foust. - It's plywood.
0:07:22 > 0:07:27- It's like a clear box of death. - It's a prototype. Eventually this will be bulletproof.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- OK, get in there. - That is nasty.- Sit down!
0:07:31 > 0:07:36- Where did you get the chair? It smells bad.- Tanner! This seems like a terrible idea!
0:07:36 > 0:07:39This is going to fall off of this car when you crash.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42I'm not going to crash. Let me guess.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- That's you.- Oh, yeah. You know that thing is awesome.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50- That's "louchey".- Look at that! - That's long and douchey.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- You see the skid marks? That thing does burn-outs like you read about. - It's terrible!
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Not the first time he's asked someone if they've seen his skid marks.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00It is just terrible. And you've just made it longer.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- It's quick. I had to modify the suspension.- It's awful!
0:08:03 > 0:08:06See the way the suspension has no flex? See that?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- It's quick, it rides like a brick. - ADAM LAUGHS
0:08:09 > 0:08:12It's not made for comfort, it's built for speed.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15It's built for stupidity. Wait a minute. Let me guess.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19You're going for the two-headed German hillbilly market.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- I'm going for the working man with this.- It's an automotive push-me-pull-you.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25This thing's ugly coming and going.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29OK, you have an unnatural attraction to Rabbits.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31You're like Lennie from Mice And Men.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37'We each thought our limos were the perfect way to make a grand entrance at the Emmys.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40'But before we could deliver our celebrities to the red carpet,
0:08:40 > 0:08:43'we needed to put them through some rigorous testing.
0:08:43 > 0:08:49'The first challenge for our homemade limos was a quarter-mile race to the end of our test track and back.'
0:08:49 > 0:08:52See, this is how you tell what a good limo is.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- You race it. It's about being on time.- No, it's not.
0:08:55 > 0:09:00- Let's do this. Come on. - It's going to take you an hour and a half to walk to your driver's seat.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- I'm going to go to this side cos it's closer. - You can go to that side.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- Don't be jealous of my length. - I bet you've never said that before.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11TYRES SCREECH
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- "OK, you guys ready?"- I'm ready. Are you ready?- Let's do it!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- Why does he do this? - TYRES SCREECH
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- Why does he do this? - Three, two, one, go!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28TYRES SCREECH
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Yeah! That's a limo burn-out right there!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Come on, baby. Come on, baby, that's it!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37All right!
0:09:38 > 0:09:43Aw, really? Come on, damn it! Damn it!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47We're good. Now we've just got to make the turn.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Oh, here comes Adam.
0:09:54 > 0:09:59OK. Keep it in neutral. Lock the wheel.
0:10:01 > 0:10:07'I'd taken an early lead, but quickly realised one of the design flaws of a 35-foot car.'
0:10:07 > 0:10:10A little bit of off-roading! 'The turning radius.'
0:10:12 > 0:10:16No! The Popemobile's winning!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Come on, Corvette! You got it!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Ha-ha! That's right!
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Ha-ha! Yes!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Ohh.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:44 > 0:10:50Welcome back to Top Gear. We were trying to make the perfect limo to take celebrities to the Emmys.
0:10:50 > 0:10:55And as you can see, Rut was aiming for celebrities like the Swamp People.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58I love the Swamp People and you know that.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Of course you do, they're your neighbours, you live right up the street.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04On the other hand, I took a beautiful sports car
0:11:04 > 0:11:07and turned it into a 35-foot piece of art.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- Piece of what?- Art.- Oh. - LAUGHTER
0:11:10 > 0:11:16What kind of sports car is it when my Lincoln just dusted it in the drag race?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Yeah, that's true, except that limos aren't all about speed,
0:11:19 > 0:11:21they're all about comfort and how you ride.
0:11:21 > 0:11:26So for our next challenge, we went around the Top Gear test track while trying to make martinis.
0:11:27 > 0:11:32Yeah. The problem is, this time we weren't doing the driving.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Ah, this isn't good.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39I should've thought to put a bar in here.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Go!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45TYRES SCREECH / GLASS SMASHES
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Agh! - THEY LAUGH
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Ohh.
0:11:53 > 0:11:58I like my martinis very dry, so I'm just going to wave the vermouth.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09- Oh, that has to be so scary. - You could not pay me enough.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12One, two, three.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Oh, no.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Oh, that's cheap gin!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Here he comes. Oh, my gosh.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Did you see the look on his face?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40He's got one made! What?
0:12:41 > 0:12:45- Are you OK?- You all right? - Very good.
0:12:45 > 0:12:50- Is that an actual martini?- I have four.- You do not!- Come on in, folks.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- I had to lock myself in. - It doesn't seem very safe.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56OK. That's for you.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- There you go.- How is it?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- I had four.- One.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06One? He's got one right there, I've got one, you've got one. That's three.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Stig, you don't get any.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12'Somehow, Adam was able to mix three martinis.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15'Tanner and his lipstick limo were up next.'
0:13:15 > 0:13:17There you go. Keep going.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21- Are you back there?- I'm back here!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Three, two, one, go!
0:13:24 > 0:13:28TYRES SCREECH Oh, my God!
0:13:28 > 0:13:30The Stig spun a tyre.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Come on!
0:13:35 > 0:13:37I like it shaken.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Oh, God!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46They might pull it off.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52No! No! The G forces are too much!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Aghh!
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Is he going to make the turn?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Wow! It's so stupid-looking!
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Are you freaking kidding me?
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- Wow, you're a mess.- Did you try to make it in the ice bucket?
0:14:19 > 0:14:24I made them all in the ice bucket. I'm just going to pour it out into the glasses.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27You didn't make them all in the ice bucket.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Agh! No! Come on!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Really?
0:14:32 > 0:14:37- There was so much hard work and death-defying...- That one doesn't have anything in there.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41You're still shaking. How bad was the ride? Honestly, how bad was that ride?
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- Was it scary? - I don't want to talk about it.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- How's your stomach? - That was the scariest freaking thing I've ever done.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49OK, you didn't get any. Your number to beat is three.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- I don't care. I'm just glad to be back.- OK.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Nice to see him scared.- Whatever.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57'Tanner made zero martinis. But I would have no problem in my limo.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00'It was made for hospitality.'
0:15:00 > 0:15:07- Rut, are you ready?- You bet I'm ready.- Stig, three, two, one, go!
0:15:08 > 0:15:13- Look at this. - Oh, crap. There I go. All right. - That's so sad on the acceleration.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Oh, the wind is picking up, the wind is really picking up!
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Look at that. It's so ugly.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26It looks like a puppy getting pulled by its tail.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Ohh!
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Oh, it's so cold!
0:15:33 > 0:15:36I need more vermouth. Come on.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45- There's one. Oh. Oh, God. - CLATTERING
0:15:45 > 0:15:48This is so comfortable! This is an amazing ride!
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Oh! Oh!- The Stig's working him pretty good now.- Yeah.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Holy... - TYRES SCREECH
0:15:55 > 0:15:58THEY LAUGH
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Oh, God, this is going to be bad.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Whoa!
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Ohh! Ohh, thank God.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- You've got to be kidding me. - Oh, he's a mess!
0:16:09 > 0:16:12ADAM LAUGHS
0:16:12 > 0:16:16- Stop eating the olives. - ADAM LAUGHS
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Did you throw up?- I did not throw up. I don't feel very good.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23So, you got none. Let's review real quickly.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27I won the first one, I won the second one. What's next?
0:16:28 > 0:16:32'Adam's human aquarium may have excelled in the first two training sessions,
0:16:32 > 0:16:35'but the next challenge for our celebrity chariots
0:16:35 > 0:16:40'was an obstacle course. The ultimate handling test.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44'We had to slalom through parked cars, parallel park and pick up a passenger
0:16:44 > 0:16:48'while being shot at by tennis balls, navigate through the paparazzi
0:16:48 > 0:16:51'and make it past a water cannon.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54'The fastest time would win.'
0:16:54 > 0:16:58- All right, I've got a stopwatch. This is the start/finish line. You ready? - I'm ready.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Three, two, one, go!
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- And he's off. - THEY LAUGH
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- It's so terrible.- Come on, baby.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- Whoa! - It's surprisingly manoeuvrable.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19Oh, lord, here we go. OK, I'm through there.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Now time for parallel parking. Oh, jeez, I'm getting hit! I'm getting hit!
0:17:25 > 0:17:30- Ow! Oh! - THEY LAUGH
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Come on. Come on, power steering. OK.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- OK.- He just hit the Cad! - All right, tennis balls.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- HE LAUGHS - Holy... Oh! Holy...
0:17:45 > 0:17:47THEY LAUGH
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Oh! Ow!
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Agh! Agh! Get in there!
0:17:55 > 0:17:59- THEY LAUGH - Holy...
0:17:59 > 0:18:04Oh, my gosh, this is so satisfying. I don't know why. ADAM LAUGHS
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Ohh! Uh-oh. Paparazzi.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13Ohh! Oh. That hurts.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18- Ohh! Oh, no!- Crank that water cannon.- Agh, water cannon!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20There is goes. Ohh!
0:18:21 > 0:18:24And across the line.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27- Holy- BLEEP!- Holy- BLEEP!
0:18:27 > 0:18:32- How did he do?- It's a 1:52. Is that good? Who knows if that's good.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Did you see that tennis ball?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Kind of, but... - It was like a heat-seeker!
0:18:38 > 0:18:41I barely missed it!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Oh, my God!- You're very nimble.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45I don't know if 1:52 is a good time, but...
0:18:45 > 0:18:48What did you set the tennis ball shooter at?
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- 85.- Holy- BLEEP!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- This can't be good. - Wow, your heart is racing, isn't it?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- Five it! Five that!- Good job.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - When I heard that we would be building custom limousines,
0:19:01 > 0:19:04I assumed it would be all champagne and caviar.
0:19:04 > 0:19:09Instead, it's water cannons and tennis balls being launched at my head.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Really? What about this show has ever been champagne and caviar?
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Hm. Nothing.- Yeah. LAUGHTER
0:19:15 > 0:19:18It kind of serves you right for building a car that goes 12 miles an hour.
0:19:18 > 0:19:23I mean, let me get this straight. You've got two engines. Can you even use them both at the same time?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Well, not with one driver, no.- OK.
0:19:26 > 0:19:31So you've doubled the weight, and by only using one engine, you've cut the horsepower in half.
0:19:31 > 0:19:36- It sounds different on paper, I think.- Yeah. LAUGHTER
0:19:36 > 0:19:41I don't think you'll do much better because you're up next and with this mid-life-crisis-mobile,
0:19:41 > 0:19:4635-foot car, slalom, braking? Good luck.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48I'll count you down. Are you ready?
0:19:48 > 0:19:52- ENGINE REVS - Three, two, one, go!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55TYRES SCREECH
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- RUTLEDGE LAUGHS - Are you kidding?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Oh, my gosh.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05- How is he making that?- I got this.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- Ohh!- Window up.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- That's not a parallel park!- No!
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Ow!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18This doesn't count.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Come on!- He is getting nailed!
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- He's getting the tennis balls! - Oh, here he comes.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Watch it! ADAM LAUGHS
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Oh, this is fast!
0:20:30 > 0:20:34- Oh, he's using him like a shield! - Human shield!
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- Ow!- He lost the hand!
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Agh!- The hand's fallen off!
0:20:41 > 0:20:45- THEY LAUGH - He's throwing him in the trunk!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- THEY LAUGH - He just left his arms!
0:20:49 > 0:20:54- Take that!- Oh, he's throwing the tennis balls back!- Fight! Fight!
0:20:54 > 0:20:57TYRES SCREECH Come on, come on, come on!
0:20:57 > 0:21:01- Come on, big guy. - Oh, he's not going to make that. - Here's the water cannon.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05- Coming through!- Ohh!
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- Look out! A little wet.- Ohh! Ohh!
0:21:14 > 0:21:17- THEY LAUGH - What the- BLEEP?
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- THEY LAUGH - There's a cone underneath
0:21:20 > 0:21:23and there are legs hanging out.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27TYRES SCREECH
0:21:30 > 0:21:32What's the time?
0:21:34 > 0:21:39- What happened to your guy? - He's fine.- He's fine?
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Where's his arms?- He has no arms. - I think he was like that.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- No, he wasn't.- Oh, shit. THEY LAUGH
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- Oh, wow.- Is he alive?
0:21:48 > 0:21:51I hope he didn't get chopped up by the drive shaft.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- Oh, no!- Look at his head! Look at his head!
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- There's a stain here. - He pissed himself.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59THEY LAUGH
0:21:59 > 0:22:04- What time did he do? - You got, on the clock, a 1:35.
0:22:04 > 0:22:11- Oh, my gosh!- Oh, but there's more.- I figure there's at least ten seconds penalty...- For this.- ..for the arms.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- He didn't keep him safe. - I can live with that.
0:22:13 > 0:22:18- Ten seconds for the parallel parking. - I...- You came in the back way.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20And ten seconds for the paparazzi you hit.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23You killed a guy, you only got ten seconds.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25That's 30 seconds tacked on. That means you were 2:05.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- 2:05.- No way!
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Democratic. Who thinks it should be 2:05?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32The ayes have it. I'll go next.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Good luck.- Love democracy.
0:22:36 > 0:22:41- OK, time to beat, 1:52.- 1:52. - Are you ready?- Let's do this.
0:22:41 > 0:22:46- Stand back. - ENGINE REVS Whoa! Hear the Lincoln!
0:22:46 > 0:22:49On your marks, get set, go!
0:22:49 > 0:22:52TYRES SCREECH
0:22:52 > 0:22:54- Whoa! That thing is fast! - Squealing tyres!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Throttle hung!- Holy...
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- Are you OK?- You all right?
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Remember when I told you the accelerator sticks?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19THEY LAUGH
0:23:19 > 0:23:23- Did you hear the Mercedes just hit the wall?- Yeah.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- It was a fairly substantial hit. - I had to make a choice.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Either take that Mercedes out or I'm going to end up killing one of those guys.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- You didn't make any choices there. - I'm telling you!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33- I went like this! I'm like, - "BLEEP,- I'm dead."
0:23:33 > 0:23:36You pushed my Mercedes all the way to the building.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38And let that be a lesson to you.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41I don't want to be the bearer of bad news. You did not pick up a passenger.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- You did not get hit by a tennis ball.- True.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47And your car looks like it's totally fine.
0:23:47 > 0:23:52- Yep. Other than that... - So, if we stop the clock right now, that's 2:04. How does that feel?
0:23:52 > 0:23:55It feels terrible. Stop the clock when I hit the Mercedes.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57- So I think I win.- I didn't say that.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- I didn't say that. - I'm fairly certain I win.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- No one got killed. The mannequin's safer than in your car. - That could be true.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07I still won, but that's a good point.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- What's next? - THEY LAUGH
0:24:11 > 0:24:15'Our day-long training course was over,
0:24:15 > 0:24:18'and though there had been a few minor issues with comfort...'
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Oh, it's so cold! It's so cold!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23'..performance...' A little bit of off-roading!
0:24:23 > 0:24:26'..and manoeuvrability,
0:24:26 > 0:24:28'it was time to put them into service,
0:24:28 > 0:24:32'driving three of television's elite to the red carpet
0:24:32 > 0:24:35'at one of the most glamorous awards shows in the world.'
0:24:37 > 0:24:41'The Primetime Emmys. Where image is everything
0:24:41 > 0:24:43'and a grand entrance is crucial.'
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- SCRAPING - Ow.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51This is perfect for Hollywood.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54You will never see another car like this.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01The best celebrity I could get would be like an action star.
0:25:01 > 0:25:06That'd be ideal. Somebody mellow but also...actiony.
0:25:12 > 0:25:17I think when my celebrity sees this car, they're going to get it.
0:25:17 > 0:25:22They're going to say, "This is it. This is broad appeal to all classes."
0:25:23 > 0:25:25'We didn't know who our celebrities were.
0:25:25 > 0:25:30'All we knew was where to pick them up and that we had to get them to the red carpet by 3:30 sharp.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33'Adam was the first to arrive.'
0:25:33 > 0:25:37It's Carl Reiner. No. Cloris Leachman.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41'I couldn't believe it. I was going to be driving the legendary comedic actress
0:25:41 > 0:25:45'and nine-time Emmy-winner Cloris Leachman.'
0:25:45 > 0:25:49- SHE LAUGHS - 'She was very excited.'
0:25:49 > 0:25:52- SHE LAUGHS - That's the funniest thing I ever saw!
0:25:52 > 0:25:55All for you. I'm going to set this up.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00- Set it down.- Set that down, yes. Now I'm going to go open the door.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Now, this whole car is designed so you can make an entrance.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07- Here I come. OK. - SHE LAUGHS
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Knees... This is it.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- This is it? - That's as far as I go.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Oh, I'm nervous. Nervous.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16'My passenger was next to emerge.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20'Glamorous celebrity correspondent Terri Seymour from Extra.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23'She was sure to love my Rabbits.'
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- You're taking me to the Emmys in this?- Yes.
0:26:25 > 0:26:30I have this beautiful seat, there's a nice racing harness and stuff for you,
0:26:30 > 0:26:34but I don't... I don't know how that's going to work with your dress.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36- You want me to sit in here?- Erm...
0:26:38 > 0:26:42'Tanner had run into a small problem of his own at his pick-up location.'
0:26:42 > 0:26:46GRINDING I'm stuck.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48- Oh!- There we go. OK.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- SHE LAUGHS - I'm just going to put you down here for a minute.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56- OK. Now I'll come round and get you on the other side.- Come around?
0:26:56 > 0:27:00- OK.- Come on. - SHE LAUGHS
0:27:00 > 0:27:04- OK.- There's glue or something on the back or spit.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- Yeah.- Looks like spit to me.- Yeah, we're going to have that fixed.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11- It's a little insulation. Pay no attention to that.- Is that your gum?
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- You could sit right here.- I'm not going to have to drive, am I?
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- Probably not.- Just checking. - Probably not.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20- There is a chance.- Oops. I'm caught in my dress.- Oh, goodness.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22- Are you ready, Cloris?- I'm ready!
0:27:22 > 0:27:24'With 30 minutes to go until the Emmys,
0:27:24 > 0:27:28'Adam and I had picked up our VIPs.' There you go.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32'While Tanner's length was still causing him problems.'
0:27:40 > 0:27:43Oh, my God, I'm dying. This is so embarrassing.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Hey, now it's time for Big Star, Small Car,
0:27:48 > 0:27:51and our star today is the star of True Blood, Mr Stephen Moyer!
0:27:51 > 0:27:54- Thank you. - APPLAUSE
0:27:56 > 0:27:59Are you ready to get out there and run some laps?
0:27:59 > 0:28:02I am so excited. I hope they're going to get new tyres.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Don't you worry about that. We'll take care of it.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06We'll see you in the hangar. Good luck. Stephen Moyer!
0:28:06 > 0:28:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:08 > 0:28:11- Come on, son. - TYRES SCREECH
0:28:11 > 0:28:15'The time to beat is 1 minute 41 seconds, set by Patrick Warburton.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18'Let's see if Stephen can top that.
0:28:18 > 0:28:22'Now, this is a lot of speed for the first turn.'
0:28:23 > 0:28:25- Too wide. - HE LAUGHS
0:28:25 > 0:28:28'We call that using all the race track. And watch this!
0:28:28 > 0:28:33- 'So much speed coming through there, really getting everything he can.' - Not wide enough.
0:28:33 > 0:28:37'Now, this is where it gets hard, coming down here into the teardrop.'
0:28:37 > 0:28:43I hate this corner! Ease off. Slow and steady wins the race.
0:28:43 > 0:28:47- 'Except Stephen is neither of those.'- That's better.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49'He is just blazing around the track.
0:28:49 > 0:28:53'At the halfway point he's two seconds faster than Patrick Warburton.
0:28:54 > 0:28:58'If he can keep this pace up, we could have a new leader.'
0:28:58 > 0:29:02Come on, boy. Remember to brake. Remember to brake.
0:29:02 > 0:29:08- TYRES SCREECH - 'Look at that speed through there, all the tyres are singing now.'
0:29:10 > 0:29:12No, you idiot! That's utter rubbish!
0:29:12 > 0:29:16'He's going to turn right, come back in towards the esses.'
0:29:17 > 0:29:19- Ahhhh! Come on, you- BLEEP!
0:29:19 > 0:29:23'Oh, I think he's going to do it. He's going wide on the last turn,
0:29:23 > 0:29:25'and look at that, he is across the line!'
0:29:25 > 0:29:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:29:30 > 0:29:33- Come on up, Stephen. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:29:34 > 0:29:38- Stephen Moyer! How was it, buddy? - Great.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41- Have a seat.- Thank you.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45Now, I've got to be honest,
0:29:45 > 0:29:51I did not know that vampires could drive cars, but you were hauling ass out there.
0:29:51 > 0:29:54LAUGHTER
0:29:54 > 0:29:59I even smashed up a car in True Blood. I've, sort of, become quite good at it.
0:29:59 > 0:30:04Now, that's weird, because you haven't wrecked every car you've owned,
0:30:04 > 0:30:09just almost every car you've owned, some of them twice. How does that happen?
0:30:09 > 0:30:12I don't know. I like driving things as fast as they will go.
0:30:12 > 0:30:16- Now, that's not the only car you've ever flipped, though.- No.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18LAUGHTER
0:30:18 > 0:30:21- Which one? Which one do you want to know about? - Yeah, that's funny, which one?
0:30:21 > 0:30:26- Was it a Bug? A VW Beetle? - The Beetle, yeah. Blue. - How did that end up?
0:30:26 > 0:30:28- HE LAUGHS - Erm...
0:30:28 > 0:30:33- LAUGHTER - There's two ways of getting back to my mum's house, back in those days.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36One was... Well, three ways, actually.
0:30:36 > 0:30:40There's the back of the police car, which I forgot to add.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42LAUGHTER
0:30:42 > 0:30:44No, there's, like, the main roads back,
0:30:44 > 0:30:47and then there's, like, country roads back,
0:30:47 > 0:30:50and I always used to take the country roads, and, erm,
0:30:50 > 0:30:55and I rolled the car, and took it over and put it in a ditch, and...
0:30:56 > 0:31:01- ..didn't know I was upside down until I undid the seat belt. - LAUGHTER
0:31:01 > 0:31:06And then did what everybody does in that situation, run.
0:31:06 > 0:31:10- LAUGHTER - And then I got about 100 yards away
0:31:10 > 0:31:13and I could hear The Jam playing, which is a band from England,
0:31:13 > 0:31:17- I could hear The Jam rocking out in the middle of the countryside. - LAUGHTER
0:31:17 > 0:31:20And I realised that my stereo was still on.
0:31:20 > 0:31:24- LAUGHTER - So, I ran back to try and find the car,
0:31:24 > 0:31:26and I couldn't find it
0:31:26 > 0:31:30because I'd landed in a ditch, which is curved like that,
0:31:30 > 0:31:33which is exactly how a Beetle is curved.
0:31:33 > 0:31:38So upside down, it was just part of the landscape.
0:31:38 > 0:31:43And I, sort of, searched around until I could see, like, these little wheels...
0:31:43 > 0:31:48- LAUGHTER - ..and turned it off and then ran.
0:31:48 > 0:31:52You have not had many speeding tickets, though, have you?
0:31:52 > 0:31:54- Ah. - LAUGHTER
0:31:54 > 0:31:57And here's what I am wondering.
0:31:57 > 0:32:01You, on True Blood, have a very thick Southern accent,
0:32:01 > 0:32:04more thick than mine and I grew up in Alabama.
0:32:04 > 0:32:08So much so that I didn't know you were from the UK, watching the show,
0:32:08 > 0:32:11and I wondered, do you try to turn on a little Southern charm
0:32:11 > 0:32:14in an instance like that? What do you do?
0:32:14 > 0:32:17There was this one particular occasion where I was in Wyoming,
0:32:17 > 0:32:21and it was a beautiful full moon, like I'd never seen before,
0:32:21 > 0:32:23so I decided to film it while I was driving along,
0:32:23 > 0:32:26- and, er... - LAUGHTER
0:32:26 > 0:32:30So I'm, like, out the window, like this,
0:32:30 > 0:32:34- filming this thing. - HE MIMICS POLICE SIREN
0:32:34 > 0:32:39And so I pull over and a guy goes, "What are you doing, son?"
0:32:40 > 0:32:44- "I'm filming the moon." - LAUGHTER
0:32:45 > 0:32:49- "Beautiful." But that's when you become really English.- Right.
0:32:49 > 0:32:53"I'm so sorry, officer, I didn't know we couldn't do that."
0:32:53 > 0:32:55- LAUGHTER - "Absolutely...
0:32:56 > 0:32:59- "..beautiful." - APPLAUSE
0:33:01 > 0:33:06So you lay on the English pretty thick.
0:33:06 > 0:33:10And I was thinking, "I'm going to end up walking a line, getting to the thing,"
0:33:10 > 0:33:13and he said, "Yeah, it's pretty beautiful.
0:33:13 > 0:33:16"If you drive down a couple of hundred yards and then turn right,
0:33:16 > 0:33:19"there'll be like a little place you can pull over there,
0:33:19 > 0:33:22"there's no street lamps and you'll get a much better view."
0:33:22 > 0:33:26- LAUGHTER - "Oh, OK. Thank you very much."
0:33:26 > 0:33:30- No way!- Yeah. - That stuff doesn't happen to us!
0:33:30 > 0:33:34- That's total opposite. Good for you. - It was cool.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36How do you think you did on your lap in the Suzuki?
0:33:36 > 0:33:39I don't know. I don't know. I enjoyed it. It was great.
0:33:39 > 0:33:44I'd like to... I begged them to let me have another lap but they wouldn't let me.
0:33:44 > 0:33:48Isn't that funny? Well, let's take a look. What in your mind would be a good time?
0:33:48 > 0:33:50Because there's obviously... It's a pretty big margin.
0:33:50 > 0:33:54Kid Rock's lap is probably THE lap there, isn't it?
0:33:54 > 0:33:56- In the wet.- To do that in the wet. - Yeah, that's impressive.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59So I'd love to be above that, but, I mean, I don't know.
0:33:59 > 0:34:02Wow! First time out and you're just going to throw it out like that.
0:34:02 > 0:34:06- Do you guys want to know the time? - AUDIENCE CHEER
0:34:09 > 0:34:11- All right, are you ready?- Yep.
0:34:11 > 0:34:15You did it in 1 minute...
0:34:16 > 0:34:20- ..39.3! - CHEERING
0:34:20 > 0:34:22Top of the board!
0:34:22 > 0:34:26- We have a new leader! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:34:26 > 0:34:28Two seconds. More than two seconds.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31Ladies and gentlemen, Stephen Moyer!
0:34:31 > 0:34:34- Thank you. Thank you. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:34:37 > 0:34:40'To try to restore some lost lustre to the ultimate luxury vehicle,
0:34:40 > 0:34:43'we'd each designed one-of-a-kind limos.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46'Rut's two-way Rabbit had won the manoeuvrability challenge
0:34:46 > 0:34:50'and Adam's Lincoln Popemobile had taken a speed and comfort test.
0:34:50 > 0:34:57'And he'd already picked up his celebrity for a final challenge of delivering A-listers to the Emmys.
0:34:57 > 0:35:00'With only 25 minutes to show time, I was way behind
0:35:00 > 0:35:02'and I'd only just arrived at my pick-up location.'
0:35:02 > 0:35:07- We're just right over here. - Bloody hell, Tanner, you're a bit scruffy, aren't you?
0:35:07 > 0:35:11- I'm...- You could have made an effort. It's the Emmys.
0:35:11 > 0:35:15'My passenger was one of the judges from the Emmy-nominated Dancing With The Stars,
0:35:15 > 0:35:20- 'Bruno Tonioli.'- BLEEP- me! - 'He loved his ride.'
0:35:20 > 0:35:24- How am I supposed to go in there? - OK, so, it's a little bit awkward at first,
0:35:24 > 0:35:28but basically, there's a seat right here and it's on sliders.
0:35:28 > 0:35:32Very effortlessly it will slide you right back.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35'All I needed to do was load him in and we'd be on our way.'
0:35:35 > 0:35:39- Oh!- Watch your head. - I'm very hot.- Yeah.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42- I've got to get the air conditioning going. - You make me go very hot, Tanner.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45- Oh!- That's it.
0:35:47 > 0:35:51OK, we'll try to get you there on time. Just enjoy the performance.
0:35:54 > 0:35:56Agh!
0:35:58 > 0:36:02'I was behind, but unlike the other two, my limo was built for speed.'
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Safety! Safety!
0:36:06 > 0:36:13'I designed my limo for comfort and Ms Leachman was loving it!'
0:36:13 > 0:36:17- SHE LAUGHS - You doing all right?- Oh, yeah.
0:36:17 > 0:36:21I have screen legend Cloris Leachman in this car.
0:36:21 > 0:36:25- That's right. - SHE LAUGHS
0:36:26 > 0:36:30Have you ever been in a Rabbit pickup before? You seem like a classy gal.
0:36:30 > 0:36:34Yeah, I'm a classy girl, I've never been in one before.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37- Hm. - And I'm never going in one again.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39- Oh!- Ooh!
0:36:39 > 0:36:42Agh!
0:36:42 > 0:36:44'I was closing in fast.
0:36:44 > 0:36:48- 'Bruno may not have been the happiest passenger...'- Get me out of this.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50'..but the Corvette was going to get him there on time.'
0:36:50 > 0:36:54This is a mess. You haven't thought about the comfort of it.
0:36:54 > 0:36:58Tanner! Why don't you get a Rolls Royce?
0:36:58 > 0:37:02Anybody can have a Rolls Royce, this is a Corvette.
0:37:02 > 0:37:07- It was either this or a Hummer. - A what? A hammer?
0:37:07 > 0:37:12Well, I don't mind a hammer, actually. A hammer or two.
0:37:12 > 0:37:14- Tanner!- Yes?
0:37:14 > 0:37:17I think, when you did this car,
0:37:17 > 0:37:21you were thinking about penis enlargement.
0:37:22 > 0:37:27Because this really is the automotive equivalent
0:37:27 > 0:37:30of a penis extension.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32It may be bigger,
0:37:32 > 0:37:35it may be throbbing, but it doesn't work!
0:37:36 > 0:37:39'While Tanner and Bruno were getting to know each other...'
0:37:39 > 0:37:44- I think you have to give me a massage after this.- Er...
0:37:44 > 0:37:47'..Terri was getting the full experience of my VW.'
0:37:47 > 0:37:50We're going the wrong way! You're on a one-way street!
0:37:50 > 0:37:57'I may have made a wrong turn but I was hoping to impress Terri with my ingenious design.'
0:37:57 > 0:38:00- We're on a one-way street. - Don't worry about that.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02Don't worry about that. Here, come on with me.
0:38:02 > 0:38:06- You're going the wrong way! - OK, you just hang tight.- I can't believe we're on a one-way street.
0:38:06 > 0:38:11- I'm sorry about that. Just... Damn that door! OK, hang tight. - HORN BLARES
0:38:13 > 0:38:17- OK, here we go. - Now we're going the right way.
0:38:18 > 0:38:23'But the one-way roads hadn't been so easy to conquer in Adam's Lincoln.
0:38:23 > 0:38:27- 'He was miles off course.' - This doesn't look right.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30- This doesn't look right. - Where the- BLEEP- are you taking me?
0:38:31 > 0:38:35- Do you know where you're going? - 'I had no idea.'
0:38:36 > 0:38:39I just want to get there, Tanner.
0:38:39 > 0:38:42And I hope I will never see you again!
0:38:43 > 0:38:48'My ability to drive any direction on any street put us three blocks away from the Emmys.
0:38:48 > 0:38:54'But the strain from the extra weight was beginning to take its toll on my Rabbit's tiny engine.'
0:38:54 > 0:38:58- Can you smell that burning? - Something's burning?
0:38:58 > 0:39:00Yeah, something's going on here.
0:39:00 > 0:39:05OK, I just need to stop for just a minute and figure this out.
0:39:05 > 0:39:09- Oh, no.- OK? - In the middle of the street?
0:39:10 > 0:39:13'We managed to get out of Skid Row,
0:39:13 > 0:39:17'but Cloris had lost confidence in my ability to get her to the Emmys on time.'
0:39:17 > 0:39:20- Chop a left, right here! - All right, I'll turn around.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23Let me see you turn! Start turning!
0:39:23 > 0:39:27No, go right. Hurry up. Right! Right!
0:39:27 > 0:39:30'Tanner was only a half a mile out and closing in.'
0:39:30 > 0:39:34Just get me out of here. Right now!
0:39:34 > 0:39:39'Rutledge was even closer, but his over-heated Rabbits would not be an easy fix.'
0:39:39 > 0:39:42But how long will it take to fix it?
0:39:42 > 0:39:45Probably, if I'm doing it, probably five or six hours.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48- Guess I'll just hope I find a taxi. - Probably right...
0:39:48 > 0:39:52I can't... I have to stay with the car. Probably over there.
0:39:52 > 0:39:55Damn it, I blew it!
0:39:57 > 0:39:59'Now it was Corvette versus Lincoln.'
0:39:59 > 0:40:03- I think it's right over there. - No, it's not there.
0:40:03 > 0:40:05We're just going in circles.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07'We only had four minutes to get to the Emmys,
0:40:07 > 0:40:10'so I took a risk and made a shortcut.' SCRAPING
0:40:10 > 0:40:12Oh! Oh!
0:40:13 > 0:40:15- Did you hear that?- No.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18That was like the Titanic hitting an iceberg,
0:40:18 > 0:40:22and we are going to sink, darling, we are going to sink.
0:40:22 > 0:40:25- Turn left, you know what to do! - I'll turn around right here.
0:40:25 > 0:40:29Fine! Fine! I'm going to turn around right here. This is what you want.
0:40:29 > 0:40:33- CRASHING - Holy God! Holy God!
0:40:33 > 0:40:36- You dumb- BLEEP!- Let me out of here!
0:40:36 > 0:40:39- Oh, God.- Hold on.
0:40:40 > 0:40:42Ah, that's not good.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44- We ran into a little problem. - Get away from me!
0:40:44 > 0:40:48- Hold on.- You don't even know how to...- Let me get the stairs for you.
0:40:48 > 0:40:52- Wait a minute!- You get away from me. I don't want you anywhere near me!
0:40:52 > 0:40:56Get away from me! Hurry up, get away from me!
0:40:56 > 0:40:58- OK.- You can open the door and that's all.
0:40:58 > 0:41:04- Back up! Back up!- I'm just opening the door.- You don't know what you're doing. You dumb stupid...
0:41:04 > 0:41:08This isn't good. That's no way to make an entrance!
0:41:11 > 0:41:13'With the Rabbit and the Lincoln out of the picture,
0:41:13 > 0:41:17'there was only one more obstacle between me and victory.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19'Security.'
0:41:20 > 0:41:23- Do you have anybody back there? - Yes, I do. Can you open the trunk?
0:41:23 > 0:41:27- How does it open?- Just pull the string on the back there.- Do what?
0:41:36 > 0:41:38- All right. You can go.- We made it.
0:41:38 > 0:41:41- We made it! We made it!- We made it! - That was close.
0:41:44 > 0:41:49'I knew all along that the Corvette limo was a winner.
0:41:49 > 0:41:53'My celebrity made it to the red carpet with two minutes to spare.'
0:41:53 > 0:41:57- This is just for you, Bruno. - God! How am I going to get out?
0:41:57 > 0:42:00- Pull it! Pull it hard! - I'm pulling, I'm pulling.
0:42:00 > 0:42:04Pull it harder! Pull it harder!
0:42:04 > 0:42:08Oh, my God!
0:42:08 > 0:42:11Get me out of here! Somebody help me!
0:42:11 > 0:42:15- Don't forget your ticket. - Oh, my ticket. Tanner... Ow!
0:42:15 > 0:42:19- Watch your head.- Jesus! Oh!
0:42:20 > 0:42:24- Oh!- Bruno, you better...
0:42:24 > 0:42:29- Next time, rethink the car.- Tanner! - Have a good night!- Go to hell!
0:42:31 > 0:42:34- Oh!- I know you enjoyed that.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36I know you did.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40He's secretly in denial. I know he is.
0:42:40 > 0:42:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:46 > 0:42:49I've got to admit, I wasn't sure that Corvette would make it,
0:42:49 > 0:42:54- but it turns out, the limo ride of the future is the Corvette. - Oh, please.
0:42:54 > 0:42:59You know, I may not have won but I do know I gave Terri a ride she will never forget.
0:42:59 > 0:43:04- TANNER SNIGGERS - Yes, you did. You made her take a cab.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07But I didn't almost kill my passenger like you did with poor Cloris.
0:43:07 > 0:43:09I mean, you put her in that cage of death.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12What cage of death? It's a seat of honour.
0:43:12 > 0:43:16And poor Cloris? Do you know the language that woman used on me?
0:43:16 > 0:43:19- It was just rude. - OK, we're losing focus here.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21The fact is, Corvette made it to the Emmys,
0:43:21 > 0:43:24that means it's the best limo, that's all we've got time for!
0:43:24 > 0:43:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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