0:00:11 > 0:00:14Tonight, I get even more shouty.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Naughty!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Matt has a serious word.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19You remember to push the button.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23And Eddie Jordan doesn't speak for over a second.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35CHEERING
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Hello, welcome to Top Gear.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51I need to apologise for the lack of consciousness of my colleague,
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Chris Evans, here. You see, he had to be heavily sedated
0:00:54 > 0:00:56following the making of tonight's first film,
0:00:56 > 0:01:00during which, even by his standards, he got a little over excited.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Come on, buddy, come on.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03- Whoo...- There we go.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06He'll be all right in about eight and a half minutes.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13The McLaren F1
0:01:13 > 0:01:17landed somewhere from outer space in 1992.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23A study in extreme performance with ground-breaking carbon fibre
0:01:23 > 0:01:29construction, enhanced by magnesium and 24-carat gold.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Wow.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Oh-ho-ho!
0:01:36 > 0:01:38The results were breathtaking,
0:01:38 > 0:01:43the F1's top speed, more than 240mph,
0:01:43 > 0:01:46which meant, for a dozen years, it stood alone
0:01:46 > 0:01:49as the world's fastest car.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51McLaren, though, didn't stop there.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58In 1995, they entered the F1 GTR in the infamous
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Le Mans 24-hour endurance race.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04First time out, it won!
0:02:05 > 0:02:09And then, STILL not satisfied, they created this,
0:02:09 > 0:02:15lighter, and with more downforce, an even purer competition version,
0:02:15 > 0:02:20and christened it the McLaren F1 Longtail.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Wow-ow!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26It's so powerful!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28It's so naughty!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31It's so loud!
0:02:36 > 0:02:42McLaren only built ten, which makes ownership a pretty exclusive club.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Cost to join - £10 million.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49That's what this car is worth.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Which is why, although this car is road-legal...
0:02:58 > 0:03:04..I'm perfectly fine driving on our very friendly, deserted airfield.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Aaaah!
0:03:13 > 0:03:15This car is ridiculous!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Oh, my God!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Oh, my God!
0:03:32 > 0:03:36The Longtail name came to represent McLaren at its most extreme,
0:03:36 > 0:03:41and even though they've built plenty of cars since, none of them has been
0:03:41 > 0:03:46considered outrageous enough to pick up where the original left off.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Until now.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53This is the McLaren 675LT.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Yes, once again, that's LT for Longtail.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00And whilst this one's actually a road car,
0:04:00 > 0:04:03as opposed to an out-and-out race car,
0:04:03 > 0:04:07it's still really, really, really fast.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Watch. Here I am at standstill.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13ENGINE REVS
0:04:13 > 0:04:160 - 60 in 2.8 seconds,
0:04:16 > 0:04:180 - 100 in 5 seconds.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21That's a ban,
0:04:21 > 0:04:23that's six months in prison,
0:04:23 > 0:04:2518 months in prison,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27never see your kids again!
0:04:27 > 0:04:32The 675LT borrows from McLaren's 650S supercar.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Like its twin-turbo 3.8 litre V8 engine, for example.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44That said, half its innards have been upgraded,
0:04:44 > 0:04:50which means brake horsepower has risen to 666,
0:04:50 > 0:04:53the number of the beast.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Brakes!
0:05:03 > 0:05:07That's the fastest I've ever been in a car. Oh!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Pfff...
0:05:12 > 0:05:14So plenty of added speed, then.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18But the 675 is also about what's been taken away.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24First of all, this car is an incredible 100kg lighter
0:05:24 > 0:05:26than its 650 sibling.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29The carbon-fibre seats save 15kg.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32A millimetre of glass has been shaved off the windscreen,
0:05:32 > 0:05:34and that saves 3kg.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40The wheels are lighter than you'll find on its big brother, the P1.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44And my favourite thing of all, even the lacquer that's coated on the
0:05:44 > 0:05:48carbon fibre, is now satin instead of gloss,
0:05:48 > 0:05:50saving a crucial 50g.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Is all this bothersome forensic nipping and tucking,
0:05:56 > 0:05:59and shaving and fiddling, really worth it?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Um, yeah!
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Enter Chicago at 100mph, slow it right down.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Try and get it round, all the way round, can we do that?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Yes, we...can.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Hammerhead has never been more fun.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Oh, whoa!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21LAUGHING: Oh-ho-ho!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24OK, it's time to admit though,
0:06:24 > 0:06:29the 675LT does have a huge bunch of tricks up its sleeve which allow you
0:06:29 > 0:06:34to drive like a hero, without wiping yourself across a Surrey airfield.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Of course, you can turn off all the hero buttons,
0:06:38 > 0:06:41in which case you'd actually have to be a hero, which I'm not.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45But fortunately, I do have one with me.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48All right, Chris? Do you fancy swapping places?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Cos I really want to swap places.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51THEY LAUGH
0:06:54 > 0:06:57With all the driving aids turned off, of course,
0:06:57 > 0:07:02Jenson told me he needed to warm the tyres up...a bit.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04TYRES SCREECH
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- What I really love about this car... - Yeah?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Is the finish here. This Alcantara here, I mean, you just don't
0:07:27 > 0:07:30get that, do you, in your family wagon?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32ENGINE ROARS
0:07:33 > 0:07:35BIRDSONG
0:07:35 > 0:07:37ENGINE ROARS
0:07:37 > 0:07:40And the climate control system here, have a little touch on that.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48I tell you what, this radio is new.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53A new navigation system, and, oh, my God, it works well.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55CHRIS WHIMPERS
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Right, here is now smoke IN the car.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04You see, I don't get to do this.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07I've got a serious job, I'm having amazing fun.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11'To get us back on track, I decided to ask Jenson a sensible question.'
0:08:11 > 0:08:13How does it compare to the P1?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Because they say it's stolen a lot from the P1.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Can you feel the P1 in it?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Yeah. I have a P1 at home,
0:08:20 > 0:08:23and I don't obviously drive on the road quick, but you can feel
0:08:23 > 0:08:26the stiffness in here, and it's just really on the burn.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29The front track is a lot wider, so you've got that turn-in,
0:08:29 > 0:08:31which most road cars miss.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Most road cars miss that initial turn-in.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35And it feels like a race car.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- And the worst bit is, I've got a 650S.- I know, I know!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- I've got a P1.- I know. - I haven't got one of these!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- And they've all sold out.- Yeah!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45That's why this day is very special for me,
0:08:45 > 0:08:47because it's the first time I've driven this car
0:08:47 > 0:08:50and it'll probably be the last time I drive it, as well.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52You can have this one, nobody's going to want it
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- after you!- I know, I don't want this one!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Now, this is not easy, be careful here, because you don't want
0:08:57 > 0:08:59to mess it up, you don't want to go on the GRASS!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01JENSON LAUGHS
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Well, I've seen it all.
0:09:07 > 0:09:12The 675LT then really does live up to the Longtail name.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14And just like the amazing F1,
0:09:14 > 0:09:17where this whole story started,
0:09:17 > 0:09:21it takes McLaren's trademark obsession with detail,
0:09:21 > 0:09:25and sprinkles it with just enough madness to become unforgettable.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30The result? Brilliant, maybe even legendary.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41CHEERING
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Hey, look who's back.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Hiya!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51By the way, Matt, thank you for the grapes
0:09:51 > 0:09:54and thank you for looking after me. You're a very nice person.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Aw, that's nice, yeah, here. OK. This car, £260,000.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00You love this thing, right?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03I love this thing, but more importantly, Jenson Button loves it
0:10:03 > 0:10:05and he said, off camera afterwards,
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- he said this may be better than the P1.- Wow, really?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Yeah.- OK, back to you for a second. Don't you own one of these?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Yes.- So doesn't that make you biased?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- No.- Chris...
0:10:16 > 0:10:20OK, yes, of course, it might do a bit, but I did buy it after
0:10:20 > 0:10:24we made the film and apparently, within the rules, that's allowed.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26OK, but I thought you told me they were all sold out.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30No, they WERE all sold out, but one bloke paid his deposit,
0:10:30 > 0:10:33cancelled his order, and I stepped in. Honestly!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Uh-huh. Does Jenson know that?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Well, he does now. Anyway, that's not the point.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40So, how fast does this car go round our lap?
0:10:40 > 0:10:44It's time to hand it over to our tame racing driver!
0:10:44 > 0:10:45CHEERING
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Some say he's had a fly in his helmet since 2007,
0:10:51 > 0:10:55but he likes the company, and that he dreams in Portuguese.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58All we know is he's called...
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- ALL SHOUT:- The Stig!
0:11:02 > 0:11:07So, here we go. Launch control off the line, the 675LT 666 horsepower,
0:11:07 > 0:11:10the most powerful McLaren ever to lap our track,
0:11:10 > 0:11:13right into the first corner there, and look how hard Stig's
0:11:13 > 0:11:17working the superfast steering to keep the 675 under control.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Stig looking positively carefree this week,
0:11:20 > 0:11:24as he heads through Chicago and puts down the power for Hammerhead.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29The 675's massive airbrake doing its thing, rear-wheel drive,
0:11:29 > 0:11:33of course, only 1,300 kilos, after all that weight shaving.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Can Stig tame the mighty McLaren?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Of course he can!
0:11:38 > 0:11:43Heading into the Follow Through now, Stig clearly in a jaunty mood today.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Up through that McLaren twin-clutch gearbox.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Here comes the tyre wall.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52And that looks seriously fast.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Second to last, the 675 wriggling around there, underbraking.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Come on, Stiggy, bring it home.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Into the last corner and across the line!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03CHEERING
0:12:03 > 0:12:05So...
0:12:05 > 0:12:07That did look very, very quick.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11We have had a McLaren around the track before, the McLaren MP4-12C.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15A much pilloried car, but did OK. 116.2.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17How about this, though?
0:12:17 > 0:12:21The McLaren 675 LT, with the Stig at the wheel...
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- 113... AUDIENCE:- Ooh...
0:12:24 > 0:12:28..point 7 - it's a brand-new record!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Well done! Well done, McLaren!
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Bring on the P1! We want the P1!
0:12:37 > 0:12:39OK, OK, right on.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, fish and chips.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46SUV time. It's our first ever group road test on tour,
0:12:46 > 0:12:50starring the much anticipated Jaguar F-Pace.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- AUDIENCE:- Ooh... - Yeah, but first a warning.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55The following film does not feature flash photography,
0:12:55 > 0:12:57nor does it contain scenes of an adult nature.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00However, it does feature large chunks of Top Gear's
0:13:00 > 0:13:02weird uncle, Eddie Jordan.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04APPLAUSE
0:13:07 > 0:13:09I can't understand a word he says.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12South Africa.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Home to some of the world's most diverse wildlife,
0:13:17 > 0:13:19spectacular scenery
0:13:19 > 0:13:23and an environment alien to most modern off-roaders...
0:13:24 > 0:13:26..off road.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31So we decided to start our test in the SUV's real natural habitat,
0:13:31 > 0:13:33the city.
0:13:37 > 0:13:42So, this is it, Top Gear's first group test on tour, starring...
0:13:44 > 0:13:47..the brand-new Jaguar F-Pace.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48Look at that car.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Yeah, it is good-looking. It's huge, but it's good-looking.
0:13:52 > 0:13:57Yeah, but I've gotta say Jag doing SUVs feels a little awkward to me.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59That's what they said when Porsche started SUVs,
0:13:59 > 0:14:01in particular, your Porsche Macan.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Let's talk about your car.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05This is the GLC.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09It's all brand-new, it's a proper car, luxurious, stylish.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Remember, it's from the same guys who build the best
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Formula One car on this planet.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Let's talk power.- Let's talk power. - I've got a 3-litre diesel V6.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20I have a 3-litre diesel V6.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24I have a 4-cylinder 2.1-litre diesel.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- BOTH:- Wah-wah-wah...
0:14:27 > 0:14:30'Whilst Eddie attempted to defend his lack of power,
0:14:30 > 0:14:32'Matt received a challenge.'
0:14:32 > 0:14:34PHONE RINGS
0:14:34 > 0:14:38OK, challenge. "Welcome to Durban, one metre above sea level.
0:14:38 > 0:14:43"You and your cars will climb 2,872 vertical metres
0:14:43 > 0:14:48"to the highest pub in Africa, where tomorrow night, it's music night.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51"It is your job to deliver the music, which will arrive now."
0:14:53 > 0:14:56And it would be an eclectic line-up, to say the least.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00Joining chauffeur Eddie, from Scotland and from Texas,
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Sharleen Spiteri.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06It's herself! Ah-ha-ha!
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- Hey!- He's going to hate it when he sees that he walks like that.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13'With chauffeur Chris and the Jaguar F-Pace,
0:15:13 > 0:15:16'his old pal and blues legend, Seasick Steve.'
0:15:16 > 0:15:18The winner, the winner!
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- 'And riding with me in the Porsche...'- Whoohoo!
0:15:20 > 0:15:23'..chart-topping British rapper Tinie Tempah.'
0:15:23 > 0:15:25All right, let's kick some butt.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29'Introductions over, and with the music now onboard...'
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Here we go. - '..it was time to hit the road.'
0:15:32 > 0:15:34This is what a winning team looks like. Take a look.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36It's beautiful. Let's go.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Oh, this thing drives pretty nice.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44That Porsche can definitely move. Can we reel them in?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46We'll show them.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52However, just a few minutes into our journey through urban Durban...
0:15:55 > 0:15:56..another challenge arrived.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00PHONE RINGS
0:16:00 > 0:16:04"OK, guys, you will now assess the high-speed handling of your cars.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07"Ahead you will find an urban circuit,
0:16:07 > 0:16:09"around which you will race."
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Three laps of a street circuit, complete with roundabouts,
0:16:12 > 0:16:15pavements and nowhere safe to crash.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20With Sharleen, Steve and Tinie on stopwatch duty,
0:16:20 > 0:16:23we lined up for a staggered start.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- ENGINE REVS - You ready, Chris?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Three, two, one...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31go!
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Come on.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35'Eddie, though, had his own take on the rules.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Three...
0:16:37 > 0:16:39That was SO cheating!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Three, two, one, go!
0:16:45 > 0:16:48OK, Porsche, here we go, darling.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- We'd never cheat.- No! - We would NEVER cheat.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53"Three..." He never got to two, man.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Come on now!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59First roundabout, first chicane.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02'The powerful F-Pace might be the largest crossover here,
0:17:02 > 0:17:05'but because it's made from lightweight aluminium,
0:17:05 > 0:17:08'it corners like a much smaller car.'
0:17:08 > 0:17:10SCREECHING
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Keep it tight, keep it tight, keep it tight, keep it tight.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Back down the road, Eddie was in full vintage racer mode...
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- SCREECHING - Oh, oh...- Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Oh, yeah!
0:17:22 > 0:17:27..braking late and carrying impressive speed through the bends.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31God, Eddie's quick through the corners.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33But what about his little problem?
0:17:35 > 0:17:36His little engine.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41On the straights, his Merc simply didn't have enough oomph,
0:17:41 > 0:17:45and to make matters worse, its nine-speed transmission was
0:17:45 > 0:17:48spending more time changing gear than your average supermodel.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52LeBlanc was closing in.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54I see you, Eddie.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57My God, Matt's quick.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00'Plus, the Porsche is the only car here with a super speedy
0:18:00 > 0:18:02'double-clutch transmission,
0:18:02 > 0:18:05'so it spends less time shifting gears...
0:18:05 > 0:18:07'and more time doing this.'
0:18:17 > 0:18:19I can see Jordan and I can see LeBlanc.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22We could be on for an overtake here.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Oh, my God, he's right behind him! Come on!
0:18:27 > 0:18:30With my Jag holding its own up front, just about,
0:18:30 > 0:18:35Eddie was doing all he could to shake the Porsche off his tail.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38You sneaky, little...Irishman.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- Oh,- BLEEP,- here they come.- Oh, God!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Come on, Chris!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Yes!- Whoo!
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Oh, please, don't let it be Matt. No, no...
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Matt's in front!
0:18:51 > 0:18:53No! No way!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58So, with Eddie stone-cold last,
0:18:58 > 0:19:02was it me or Matt who'd set the fastest time?
0:19:02 > 0:19:03What was my time, what was my time?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Our time, your time - 2.31.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- 2.31.- 2.31. Right, that's the time to beat. What have we got?
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Aw, no, look at this.
0:19:10 > 0:19:122.24, whoa!
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Nice! All right, all right, all right.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Well done.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24Grudgingly, we had to concede Matt's Porsche was quickest on tarmac.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26But frankly, who cared,
0:19:26 > 0:19:30as we were leaving Durban behind and heading for the great outdoors?
0:19:30 > 0:19:34And, feeling generous, we let the musos take over the driving,
0:19:34 > 0:19:36as well as the stereo.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37New single, guys!
0:19:37 > 0:19:42MUSIC: Girls Like by Tinie Tempah
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Hey, that's not fair.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48- SILENCE - I'm not putting on a Texas album.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55As we munched up the miles in convoy,
0:19:55 > 0:19:59through funky towns and colourful villages, the roads opened up,
0:19:59 > 0:20:01as did the horizon.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05And behind the wheel, Steve was falling for the Jag.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07It is a lovely car to drive.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10The seats are nice. I like that.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11- I feel fancy.- Do you?
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Yeah, and I never feel fancy, hardly.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21As we left civilisation behind, the drive just got better
0:20:21 > 0:20:24and better and better.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Nice road!
0:20:28 > 0:20:30This is beautiful.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Oh, how beautiful is this?
0:20:34 > 0:20:39And then, just like that, our off-road adventure began.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Look at it out there.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57No, look... No, no! I'll look at the view.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- Wow, look at that view over there. - No, Steve, look at the hairpin bend!
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Because they'd lost the road race, we decided Eddie and Sharleen
0:21:08 > 0:21:11should sit at the back of the pack, eating our dust.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Hi, guys, we're having a ball,
0:21:13 > 0:21:15we're just getting pummelled with all your rocks back here.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Oh, Jesus, did you see that?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Sharleen, you and Eddie are going to have to re-paint that Mercedes
0:21:26 > 0:21:27when this is over.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29'Meanwhile, we were up front with clean air
0:21:29 > 0:21:31'and a clear view to play with.'
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Nice.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36'And Tinie was having fun.'
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Whoohoo!
0:21:37 > 0:21:41- LAUGHING: Whoaaa! - Oh, man alive!
0:21:41 > 0:21:45- THEY LAUGH - Whoo!
0:21:45 > 0:21:49'Luckily, before Tinie got us too acquainted with the scenery,
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- 'Chris received a text.' - PHONE RINGS
0:21:53 > 0:21:56"You will now test the off-road stability
0:21:56 > 0:22:01"of your sporting crossovers. Up ahead, you will find a dirt track.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04"You must complete the climb within a minimum time of three minutes,
0:22:04 > 0:22:09"carrying two of South Africa's famous Sundowner cocktails."
0:22:09 > 0:22:10STEVE CHUCKLES
0:22:10 > 0:22:15"The couple with the most drink left in their glasses at the end
0:22:15 > 0:22:18"gets first pick of overnight accommodation."
0:22:18 > 0:22:21So, good luck, everyone. Right, let's get the cocktails.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24- No way.- Come on, we've gotta try and win something.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Wow.
0:22:25 > 0:22:30- Wowee.- I think there'll be more ON us than in those glasses.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Cheers.- I'll get the next one, yeah? - Yeah, yeah, come on.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Oh, my God, no wonder they'd covered everything in plastic.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Easy now...
0:22:43 > 0:22:44Oh, man!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Oh, God, this is going to be crazy.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49I'm already wet!
0:22:51 > 0:22:52You got it?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Ooh, nice.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02'We had spotted the protective plastic too,
0:23:02 > 0:23:04'which gave Sharleen an idea.'
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Don't let them see that.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- Oh,- BLEEP,- my balls.- Oi!
0:23:14 > 0:23:16My balls are wet.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20'So, having won the road race,
0:23:20 > 0:23:22'we were the first to tackle the two-mile track.'
0:23:22 > 0:23:24..two, one, go!
0:23:26 > 0:23:27Easy, Tinie.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31'And it's fair to say,
0:23:31 > 0:23:34'we weren't going to break any land speed records.'
0:23:34 > 0:23:37CHRIS LAUGHS That is so slow.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Three-minute minimum, remember. There's a three-minute minimum.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43I think you're going to have to go faster than that.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44'So, he did.'
0:23:47 > 0:23:50I'm in the zone, I'm in the z... Oh! I'm in the zone.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54'Back at the start, Chris and Steve set off with a thirst for victory.'
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Yeah, good. Good so far. - Ooh, this is the hard part.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Oh! CHRIS LAUGHS
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Now we're doing good.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Hit the jackpot there, Steve, gotta tell you.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10- If we don't win this, seriously... - Go!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14- Take it steady.- I'm OK.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Doing awesome, man.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25- Oh, Jesus!- Ohhh!
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Did I get you? I'm sorry. Those are cashmere pants?
0:24:28 > 0:24:30- Those are nice pants. - TINIE LAUGHS
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Tell you what, the Jag's all right, isn't it?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Man, you're rocking it. This car's fair smooth.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Look at it. I'm relaxed now.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Steve, this is good driving... Waaay!
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Oh, there's a little bit.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Brilliant.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47'Soon, the finish was in sight.'
0:24:47 > 0:24:48And we did it.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52And with all of us across the line in time,
0:24:52 > 0:24:56as we pulled up for the judging, the pressure was overwhelming.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00- Oh!- HIGH-PITCHED:- Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03'But, hey, we thought,
0:25:03 > 0:25:06'whatever happens, at least we'd all given it a fair go.'
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Whoa-oh-oh. Whoa!
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- Hm...- What do you think? - Why is it so pink? I'm suspicious.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16- Shaken, not stirred.- They weren't that colour when you picked them up
0:25:16 > 0:25:19off the table. What have you got going in there?
0:25:19 > 0:25:20What are you suggesting, Matthew?
0:25:20 > 0:25:24All right, here, this is ours, on the end.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26- Look how much they have.- No!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28I'll tell you, she is the most gentle driver
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- that God has ever created. - OK, just a small point...
0:25:31 > 0:25:34I think there's some cheating going on, hang on... Something's not cool.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Look at those guys' faces...
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- Cheaters, all four of them cheated. - They're all dishonest people.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- All four have cheated. - No, we didn't cheat!
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- You held those in your hand the whole time?- I held them in my hand...
0:25:45 > 0:25:47No, she held that one, she held the big one...
0:25:47 > 0:25:50'Clearly, my colleagues were lying, and as they argued the results
0:25:50 > 0:25:53'amongst themselves, we realised that Eddie's cheating
0:25:53 > 0:25:55'had actually paid off.'
0:25:55 > 0:25:58It's not a contest. We've won.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00We didn't win at the racing, but we won.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05No shame in their voices, either.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07No shame, no shame.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09None.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- SHARLEEN ON RADIO:- Matt, we love you for being so honest.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Those guys are two decent human beings.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Yeah, just too nice.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22'With a clear conscience, we drove on through the murky gloom.'
0:26:23 > 0:26:25'And while the others were full of wonder...'
0:26:25 > 0:26:28This is an adventure, man.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32'..with Tinie and I having last choice of accommodation,
0:26:32 > 0:26:35'we were about to find out what happens to nice guys.'
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Wow, look at this.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43'And then, out of the darkness...'
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Oh, no, look at our tent.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Look at OUR tent!
0:26:48 > 0:26:52- LAUGHTER - Oh, no!- What the hell is this?
0:26:52 > 0:26:56LAUGHING: Look at the size of their tent!
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Oh, gosh.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01APPLAUSE
0:27:04 > 0:27:08- It was great.- Part two of our South African adventure coming up.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Matt, do you miss your tiny tent?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14I don't.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Do you miss your Tinie Tempah?
0:27:16 > 0:27:18I do, I like that guy.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21All right, well, let me tell you, please welcome here tonight...
0:27:21 > 0:27:24NOT Tinie Tempah. Sorry, he couldn't make it.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27However, please do welcome our other three co-stars from South Africa,
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Sharleen Spiteri, Seasick Steve, Eddie Jordan,
0:27:30 > 0:27:35and tonight's superstar in the rally cross car, Damian Lewis!
0:27:39 > 0:27:41OK, OK.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44OK, how are you? Mwah, mwah.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- Hi, Steve.- Evans. - Hi, Eddie, how are you?
0:27:47 > 0:27:49- I've just... I've just got to say... - What?
0:27:49 > 0:27:53Three against one, is that fair?
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Well, you say you're one, Damian, but first of all,
0:27:56 > 0:27:58not only are you ace at football,
0:27:58 > 0:27:59you're brilliant at golf,
0:27:59 > 0:28:01you're an accomplished cricketer,
0:28:01 > 0:28:05but also, you are Nick Brody from Homeland, everybody! Come on!
0:28:05 > 0:28:08CHEERING
0:28:08 > 0:28:11The toughest man to come out of the States for ten years.
0:28:11 > 0:28:15You're also Henry VIII, come on!
0:28:15 > 0:28:18The most ruthless man to come out of England in 1,000 years,
0:28:18 > 0:28:21and now you're Bobby Axelrod, here we go.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24CHEERING Look at that dude.
0:28:24 > 0:28:29Oh, yes, the most lovable rogue since the Wolf of Wall Street.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31That's why, you see, that's what's going on there.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33Got it, three into one. Got it, got it, got it.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35Yeah, you need three normal people to even stand a chance
0:28:35 > 0:28:38- of beating you.- Normal?- Steve, tell us a little bit more about
0:28:38 > 0:28:40what Damian's up to at the moment.
0:28:40 > 0:28:44Damian Lewis is currently starring as Bobby Axelrod
0:28:44 > 0:28:47in the Sky Atlantic smash hit Billions.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Check this out.
0:28:49 > 0:28:52He's an icon of the wealth of our age and he's a fraud.
0:28:53 > 0:28:57When did it become a crime to succeed in this country?
0:28:57 > 0:29:00When he falls, he's going to hit the ground...hard.
0:29:10 > 0:29:14A good matador doesn't kill a fresh bull.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16He'll wait until he's been stuck a few times.
0:29:16 > 0:29:18CHEERING
0:29:18 > 0:29:21It's the new big thing, Sky Atlantic 9pm Thursdays,
0:29:21 > 0:29:23or binge on the box set.
0:29:23 > 0:29:26That's what we do, it's what we did, we just finished it last night.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29It's brilliant. Very car-y show, isn't it, by the way?
0:29:29 > 0:29:31I get to drive some fantastic cars.
0:29:31 > 0:29:35They closed down the West Side Highway one day in Manhattan,
0:29:35 > 0:29:38as I got into an old Bentley Convertible Continental,
0:29:38 > 0:29:41went swerving in and out down the West Side Highway.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43- I've got a Dodge Charger.- Yes.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45- There it is. Look, this thing... - STEVE:- I'm in love, I'm in love.
0:29:45 > 0:29:48This is a beautiful, beautiful car. It's got those lovely,
0:29:48 > 0:29:50big bucket seats, a bit like this,
0:29:50 > 0:29:53so it's a bit like you're rolling around, like you're in a big sofa,
0:29:53 > 0:29:54but it's got some poke in it, which is great.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56Eddie, you have a question.
0:29:56 > 0:29:57Very important question.
0:29:57 > 0:30:03Damian, we all want to know, will you be the first ginger James Bond?
0:30:03 > 0:30:05CHEERING
0:30:11 > 0:30:14- If Chris turns it down... - LAUGHTER
0:30:14 > 0:30:17..I'd be only too happy.
0:30:17 > 0:30:21How far...? Is this one question you get sick of being asked?
0:30:21 > 0:30:24- No, I don't get sick of it, I love it.- Do you?
0:30:24 > 0:30:27- But it is chat, it is just chat.- But you seem to embrace the question,
0:30:27 > 0:30:30as opposed to sort of poo-pooing it. Have you made any overtures
0:30:30 > 0:30:31to the producers of Bond?
0:30:31 > 0:30:34No-one has called me, Chris. No-one's called me.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36OK, have you called them at all?
0:30:36 > 0:30:39The name's Bond.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41- Sorry, you didn't ask me to practise!- Do it, do it, do it!
0:30:41 > 0:30:44Do it, do it, do it! Go on. So Sharleen is the new Bond girl.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46Let's make this happen. Go on.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49The name's Bond, Ginge Bond.
0:30:49 > 0:30:51LAUGHTER
0:30:51 > 0:30:54Nothing wrong with that! Nothing wrong with that at all!
0:30:56 > 0:30:58It's you or me. It's you or me.
0:30:58 > 0:31:01So, actually, we have three musicians here,
0:31:01 > 0:31:03cos, Eddie, you've got a band. And, Shar, you're in the middle
0:31:03 > 0:31:06- of making a brand-new album, as well.- Made a new album, yeah.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08OK, congratulations. And, Steve, your latest album
0:31:08 > 0:31:10is out on the 7th October
0:31:10 > 0:31:13and you have the biggest live gig of your life at Wembley on the 14th.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16Biggest live gig of his life, ladies and gentlemen!
0:31:16 > 0:31:19- CHEERING - I'm not nervous, I'm not nervous,
0:31:19 > 0:31:20I'm not nervous.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24What's the name of your new album, Stevie?
0:31:24 > 0:31:27The name of the new record is Keeping the Horse Between Me
0:31:27 > 0:31:31and the Ground. Good philosophy when you're riding one.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34That's a great philosophy. All right, let's get on to cars.
0:31:34 > 0:31:38OK, so, it's you against Team South Africa, all right?
0:31:38 > 0:31:42So, first of all, first car, what are you going for?
0:31:42 > 0:31:46First car? I had a Subaru, which I... Actually, I went travelling
0:31:46 > 0:31:51in South Africa for a bit and that's where I got my first car.
0:31:51 > 0:31:56I got in a big, old Subaru that took me across the Kruger,
0:31:56 > 0:31:59into the safari parks, and I went down through the Karoo in it.
0:31:59 > 0:32:02Right, but you can't remember which kind of Subaru it was, can you?
0:32:02 > 0:32:04I think it was an "Imprayza".
0:32:04 > 0:32:08- Impreza?- Er, that too. - Yeah, doesn't matter.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11- Well-known off-road car. - Yeah, it was the "Subaru Imprayza".
0:32:11 > 0:32:15- Did it look like this? Yay!- Who's the girl selling it?
0:32:15 > 0:32:18- Great first hair. - That was Hamlet hair.- Was it?
0:32:18 > 0:32:20- Regent's Park Open Air Theatre. - Perfect.
0:32:20 > 0:32:24Right, so, first car for Team South Africa, we're going with Steve.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26Steve, you've got to beat the Subaru Impreza.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28No problem.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31First car was a 1949 Ford.
0:32:31 > 0:32:34- 1949 Ford?- Yeah. - Now, it didn't have a name, did it?
0:32:34 > 0:32:36It was just called a Ford.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39People called them Shoebox cos they kind of had a slab side,
0:32:39 > 0:32:42but this particular car, I was walking out in the woods,
0:32:42 > 0:32:45and I saw this car that was abandoned and the windows were open
0:32:45 > 0:32:48and it had blackberry vines growing through it,
0:32:48 > 0:32:51and I just fell in love with this car.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54I looked at the registration, had the address,
0:32:54 > 0:32:56went over to the guy's house, and I go,
0:32:56 > 0:32:58"Um, I found your car out in the woods," and he goes,
0:32:58 > 0:33:02"You want it?" And I go, "Yeah," and he gave me the keys.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05So, you know, I go, "Yeah, really, you're giving me the car?"
0:33:05 > 0:33:07And he goes, "Yeah, it don't work."
0:33:07 > 0:33:10So I got a battery and I filled up a wine bottle full of gas,
0:33:10 > 0:33:14and I dumped some gas in the carburettor,
0:33:14 > 0:33:16stuck the battery in, and it started right up.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19And that was up in Washington State, and I drove it down to California.
0:33:19 > 0:33:20- Wow!- Along the coast.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23And all Steve's stories are that good, by the way, about anything.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25"Steve, I heard you went to the shop the other day."
0:33:25 > 0:33:28"Well let me tell you about that..." LAUGHTER
0:33:28 > 0:33:31So, a 1949 Ford Shoebox, there you go, OK.
0:33:31 > 0:33:35That car did not look that good.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38What about you? Shall we try and take you back in time now?
0:33:38 > 0:33:41Yay! APPLAUSE
0:33:41 > 0:33:45- Is that really me?- Yeah. - I look even old there.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47All right, well it is best first car,
0:33:47 > 0:33:49so let's see them both together, back-to-back.
0:33:49 > 0:33:52We've got Steve's Ford '49 Shoebox
0:33:52 > 0:33:54and we've got Damian's Impreza.
0:33:54 > 0:33:58Let's hear it for Steve's Ford '49 Shoebox.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01CHEERING With a great story!
0:34:01 > 0:34:04Or Damian's Subaru Impreza?
0:34:04 > 0:34:07LESS ENTHUSIASTIC CHEERING Steve takes the first round!
0:34:07 > 0:34:11- 1-nil to Team South Africa. OK... - Thank you, thank you, thank you.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13OK, best car ever, Damian?
0:34:13 > 0:34:16I would have to go for my Mini Convertible, which I love.
0:34:16 > 0:34:20- All right.- Which I love. - A Mini Convertible, best car ever.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23- I drove a TVR, which I loved. - Yeah.- But, you know,
0:34:23 > 0:34:26went away for two weeks, then you had to spend two weeks
0:34:26 > 0:34:28getting it running again,
0:34:28 > 0:34:32so that was always a problem, but this, I stick my kids in there,
0:34:32 > 0:34:34we stick a bit of Madness on, we sing along,
0:34:34 > 0:34:36the dog goes in the back.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38Got a puppy, we have to attach the lead to the handbrake here,
0:34:38 > 0:34:41- in case he tries to jump out the back.- So when he does?
0:34:41 > 0:34:44- Well, if she does, the handbrake's going on, isn't it?- OK, how's that?
0:34:44 > 0:34:47Well, if we're doing a corner at the time, it'll create quite
0:34:47 > 0:34:50an exciting corner, but if we're in heavy traffic on the M4,
0:34:50 > 0:34:52it's going to be less helpful, you know.
0:34:52 > 0:34:56OK, so, Team South Africa, best car ever.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58Eddie Jordan's taken this one.
0:34:58 > 0:35:04Beyond any doubt that wonderful green car, the Jordan 191,
0:35:04 > 0:35:07beyond any doubt, that is the winner!
0:35:07 > 0:35:08Let's have a look, let's have a look.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10CHEERING
0:35:12 > 0:35:15Right, we... This is a bit unfair, isn't it, best car ever?
0:35:15 > 0:35:18But he did own it, I suppose. Now, this was really special. Why?
0:35:18 > 0:35:21Well, a couple of reasons. You can probably see somebody's helmet
0:35:21 > 0:35:23sticking out of the cockpit there.
0:35:23 > 0:35:26It is none other than the great Michael Schumacher,
0:35:26 > 0:35:28- his first ever Grand Prix! - APPLAUSE
0:35:28 > 0:35:32OK, so...
0:35:32 > 0:35:34Well, this could be close. LAUGHTER
0:35:34 > 0:35:37So best car ever, right?
0:35:37 > 0:35:42Damian's Mini Convertible or Michael Schumacher's debut Formula One car?
0:35:42 > 0:35:44Let's hear it for the Mini.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46MUTED CHEERING
0:35:46 > 0:35:48- Yay!- Well done.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50Let's hear it for Michael Schumacher's debut Formula One
0:35:50 > 0:35:53Jordan 191... CHEERING DROWNS HIM OUT
0:35:53 > 0:35:57Oh! Oh! With bonus... With bonus hair!
0:35:59 > 0:36:03OK, well, it would have been 2-nil, but I've got to disqualify you
0:36:03 > 0:36:06just for that hair, sorry. LAUGHTER
0:36:06 > 0:36:08So, actually, I'm going to give you the point by default.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Ooh, it's 1-all. It couldn't be more exciting.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13Let's go to the decider. So, it's you up against Team South Africa.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16Sharleen is in charge of the lap, aren't you?
0:36:16 > 0:36:20- OK...- Would you like to see Sharleen's lap first?
0:36:20 > 0:36:22- AUDIENCE:- Yeah!
0:36:22 > 0:36:24OK, let's take a look.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29There she is, off the line.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31Come on!
0:36:31 > 0:36:33Speed up, car.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35Sharleen Spiteri, into turn one.
0:36:36 > 0:36:40Easy left-hander and off-road from here,
0:36:40 > 0:36:45little squiggle and a wiggle to the right, and on to the dirt, she goes.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47SHE LAUGHS
0:36:47 > 0:36:50Having a good time, water splash, here we go.
0:36:50 > 0:36:53CHEERING Good water, Sharleen.
0:36:53 > 0:36:57OK, tight right-hander, oversteer, no ABS, of course.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59Into Hammerhead.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02By the way, a very competitive Glaswegian
0:37:02 > 0:37:03you have on your hands here, Damian.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07Nice and tidy.
0:37:09 > 0:37:10Back off-road.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13Go, go, go, go, go.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16Heading towards the big hairpin.
0:37:16 > 0:37:19And, once again, oversteer, and...
0:37:19 > 0:37:21BLEEP.
0:37:21 > 0:37:22LAUGHTER
0:37:22 > 0:37:25- Oh, air, good air! - Air!- Amazing air.- Come on!
0:37:25 > 0:37:27You were in the air, Shar.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Eugh, I feel really sick.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31Cleaning the tyres.
0:37:31 > 0:37:35Cleaning the tyres, up to the tyres, no lifting off there.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38- See, I was trying. - Very impressive, Sharleen.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41Next to the last corner and...
0:37:41 > 0:37:44up to Gambon. Looking good.
0:37:44 > 0:37:48- Ooh!- Cutting the corner, and...across the line!
0:37:48 > 0:37:51- Yeah!- You hit that corner perfect, Shar.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54- Did I?- That's where I'd go off the grass.
0:37:54 > 0:37:56How was that for you?
0:37:56 > 0:38:01Do you know what, I was just hoping I'd get round the track in one piece
0:38:01 > 0:38:04today, when I came, cos they told me that the tyres were...
0:38:04 > 0:38:08It was going to be quite slippy, but I had so much fun.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10- Did you?- Honestly, when it started pulling around,
0:38:10 > 0:38:13I was like, "Oh, this is great fun." I loved it, I really loved it.
0:38:13 > 0:38:17All right, so nice weather for a record lap time, Damian.
0:38:17 > 0:38:18Perfect conditions.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21I wonder where this is going.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23You have driven the Top Gear lap before,
0:38:23 > 0:38:26but it was the worst conditions of all time, and therefore the slowest
0:38:26 > 0:38:30lap time of all time, but everybody here says you still drove
0:38:30 > 0:38:32it brilliantly. Would you like to see a bit of that?
0:38:32 > 0:38:35CHEERING OK, take a look at this.
0:38:36 > 0:38:39- Ooh!- Watch this, watch this.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41And, and, and...
0:38:41 > 0:38:43- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Sideways across the line, whoa!
0:38:49 > 0:38:51So today should have been a breeze by comparison, really.
0:38:51 > 0:38:55And also, your best car of all time is a Mini.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57- Yes.- OK, so previous, here...
0:38:57 > 0:39:00I've been practising on the school run, Chris, yes.
0:39:00 > 0:39:02LAUGHTER Would you like to see Damian's lap?
0:39:02 > 0:39:04- AUDIENCE:- Yeah!
0:39:04 > 0:39:06OK, here we go!
0:39:07 > 0:39:10Off the line! Good start there.
0:39:10 > 0:39:13And we are off.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15We are off and we are about to be off-road.
0:39:15 > 0:39:19To be honest, he's already flying. He's already flying.
0:39:19 > 0:39:23Look at that. Lovely.
0:39:23 > 0:39:24All right, onto the dirt.
0:39:24 > 0:39:26My heart's beating fast.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28And water splash.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31Yes, thank you very much, indeed.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37Lost a second there, I reckon.
0:39:37 > 0:39:40Into Hammerhead, keeping it tight, once again.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43Oh, you can see he's at home in a Mini, the boy, isn't he?
0:39:43 > 0:39:46- Yeah, you see, there you go. - Almost on three wheels there.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48I kept trying to take the roof down though.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50LAUGHTER
0:39:50 > 0:39:52It's not roofless, but you are being ruthless.
0:39:52 > 0:39:55Hairpin handbrake, yes. Handbrake?
0:39:55 > 0:39:57I did, and I gave it up.
0:39:57 > 0:40:00Air, good air!
0:40:00 > 0:40:01Who doesn't want a go at this?
0:40:01 > 0:40:05OK, up to the tyre wall, straight through there, nice.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07Come across, get on the brakes.
0:40:07 > 0:40:09OK, you can overcook it here so easily,
0:40:09 > 0:40:12- which really messes you up for Gambon. STEVE:- Oh, look at that.
0:40:12 > 0:40:15- No, in control, very good, slow in, fast out.- Totally rocking.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17And again... Oh, this is all good.
0:40:17 > 0:40:19He's at one with his Mini, and he's over the line!
0:40:19 > 0:40:21CHEERING
0:40:26 > 0:40:27How was it for you, Damian?
0:40:27 > 0:40:29- It was so much fun.- Was it?
0:40:29 > 0:40:32I jumped in the car with the Stig though, in the McLaren,
0:40:32 > 0:40:35- early on in the day, when I first got here.- Right.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37And I had to change my underwear afterwards.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39It was the most terrifying thing.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41I couldn't get out of the car.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43I crawled out the car.
0:40:43 > 0:40:45Right, now we've got times up here already,
0:40:45 > 0:40:46Jesse from last week, and Gordon.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49First of all, Sharleen, let's do ladies again first.
0:40:49 > 0:40:53Sharleen Spiteri, you have Jesse Eisenberg at 2:10.9,
0:40:53 > 0:40:55you have Gordon Ramsay,
0:40:55 > 0:41:00currently leader with all those two names on the board, 1:56.3.
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Sharleen, how do you think you did?
0:41:02 > 0:41:05Do you know what, in all honesty, I have no...
0:41:05 > 0:41:06I think I'm over 2:00.
0:41:06 > 0:41:08So you want to be beating Jesse though, don't you?
0:41:08 > 0:41:12I would like to beat Jesse. I'm not anywhere near Gordon, but I'd like to beat Jesse.
0:41:12 > 0:41:15Sharleen, you're right, you were over two minutes.
0:41:15 > 0:41:18Sharleen Spiteri, 2 minutes...
0:41:18 > 0:41:201.4, so well done!
0:41:20 > 0:41:23- Oh! Yeah!- You did it, you did it, you did it!
0:41:27 > 0:41:31- Well done.- Happy with that? - Yeah, I'm happy with that.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34OK. Right, Damian, there's only one thing you really want to do here,
0:41:34 > 0:41:36isn't there?
0:41:36 > 0:41:39I want to cook up something rather lovely.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41OK, you did say to me when you first arrived,
0:41:41 > 0:41:43you said, "How competitive was Ramsay last week?"
0:41:43 > 0:41:46- And I think we both know the answer to that, don't we?- Yeah, yeah.
0:41:46 > 0:41:49He was pretty competitive, as always.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51So 1:56.3 to beat.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53You did it in 1...
0:41:55 > 0:41:58- 50... AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:41:58 > 0:42:003.9!
0:42:03 > 0:42:05Congratulations. Well done, my friend.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08- Whoa!- Rock and roll, come on!
0:42:08 > 0:42:10New leader, Damian Lewis!
0:42:17 > 0:42:18All right!
0:42:18 > 0:42:21Now, let's find out what happened in part two
0:42:21 > 0:42:22of Top Gear Does South Africa.
0:42:36 > 0:42:40- Tinie, your skin is so soft. - Move over, man.
0:42:40 > 0:42:44- PHONE RINGS - Guys, challenge! Wake up.
0:42:44 > 0:42:49- Yay...- "You will now test your vehicle's stealth capabilities
0:42:49 > 0:42:51"with a wildlife challenge."
0:42:52 > 0:42:54'Using our cars' reversing cameras
0:42:54 > 0:42:59'and our most delicate driving skills, we'd have just two hours
0:42:59 > 0:43:04'to film the most impressive beasts of the South African bush.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06'But first we'd have to find them.'
0:43:08 > 0:43:11Let's go. Whoo!
0:43:11 > 0:43:14- SHARLEEN:- You know what, this feels quite deep.- Oh, my God.
0:43:14 > 0:43:16No, wait, don't go any further, don't go any further!
0:43:16 > 0:43:18Woohoo! We're clear!
0:43:19 > 0:43:23'In the Jaguar, we decided to go big.'
0:43:23 > 0:43:26So, Steve, we've got to find a rhino.
0:43:26 > 0:43:28I thought rhinos found you.
0:43:31 > 0:43:33Right on, Jaguar.
0:43:33 > 0:43:35This car's doing all right here, isn't it?
0:43:36 > 0:43:39I, actually, honestly, when I said that, I meant it,
0:43:39 > 0:43:41it felt nicer on the dirt than it did on the highway.
0:43:41 > 0:43:43It seems to settle into its groove.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45Yeah, it seems at home here, doesn't it?
0:43:47 > 0:43:49- If we see a rhino, I'm going to- BLEEP- myself.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51CHRIS SPLUTTERS AND LAUGHS
0:43:53 > 0:43:56Meanwhile, Eddie had spotted something.
0:43:58 > 0:44:01Look.
0:44:01 > 0:44:04- These are...- Eddie, you've gone a bit Crocodile Dundee on me here.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06- No, look at the hoof! - SHE LAUGHS
0:44:06 > 0:44:10He's going in that direction. Come on, let's go!
0:44:10 > 0:44:13How are we going to know what direction he's going in?
0:44:13 > 0:44:15Because you can see his hoof!
0:44:15 > 0:44:17Do you really know what direction he's going in?
0:44:17 > 0:44:20Well, he's not going to walk backwards, is he?
0:44:20 > 0:44:25And then, incredibly, Eddie was proven right.
0:44:25 > 0:44:27Oh, wow!
0:44:27 > 0:44:29Oh, my God, look, wildebeest.
0:44:29 > 0:44:33That's too good to miss, we've got to go and have a crack at that.
0:44:33 > 0:44:35- Up here?- Yeah, straight up.
0:44:35 > 0:44:39- You're my periscope.- I am!
0:44:39 > 0:44:40Oh...
0:44:40 > 0:44:42Don't go in there...
0:44:42 > 0:44:45Where is he? Where is he?!
0:44:45 > 0:44:47He's gone.
0:44:47 > 0:44:49'In the Porsche, though, Matt and Tinie were
0:44:49 > 0:44:53'pointed in the right direction, which happened to be backwards.'
0:44:53 > 0:44:56OK, keep your eyes out for animals, buddy.
0:44:56 > 0:45:00'And before long, they found some.'
0:45:00 > 0:45:02There they are.
0:45:02 > 0:45:07We don't want to scare them away. We have to be really stealth.
0:45:07 > 0:45:10- You checking out this pro reversing I'm doing?- You legend.
0:45:10 > 0:45:13Get your notepad out, mate.
0:45:13 > 0:45:15You know, these are my favourite animals in the world, Matt?
0:45:15 > 0:45:17Are they really?
0:45:17 > 0:45:20Right, I've got my director hat on, I'm looking through the camera now.
0:45:23 > 0:45:24Look, look, look, we got them.
0:45:24 > 0:45:26That is awesome. Sick.
0:45:27 > 0:45:31Oh, here comes some more! They're walking right... Camera hogs.
0:45:31 > 0:45:35- Look out your window, Look, look, look.- Oh, yeah!
0:45:35 > 0:45:38With the babies.
0:45:38 > 0:45:41- Ooh!- Look, look, look, look, look. - Ooh!
0:45:41 > 0:45:44- Look at them all running through. - Sick.
0:45:44 > 0:45:46Whoo!
0:45:46 > 0:45:50'Back on our rhino hunt, the rhinos were nowhere to be seen.'
0:45:50 > 0:45:52We haven't got anything on our camera.
0:45:52 > 0:45:55Does that mean we lose, if we don't get something,
0:45:55 > 0:45:57with all that amazing driving you did?
0:45:57 > 0:46:00- BLEEP.- Oh, man.
0:46:00 > 0:46:03- We missed the impala. - We can't even catch an impala.
0:46:04 > 0:46:06'And worse still for Steve and I,
0:46:06 > 0:46:10'Eddie's bush-tracking skills were about to pay off again.'
0:46:10 > 0:46:14- SHARLEEN GASPS - Oh, my God! Giraffes.
0:46:16 > 0:46:19What are the chances that we can get up here a bit?
0:46:21 > 0:46:24No, don't move. No, no, no, no, no, no...
0:46:24 > 0:46:26Oh, my God, this is almost impossible.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33Keep going, keep going, keep going. Keep it as quiet as you can.
0:46:33 > 0:46:36There he is, look. Beautiful.
0:46:36 > 0:46:39'And then we discovered he wasn't alone.'
0:46:39 > 0:46:41How elegant, look.
0:46:43 > 0:46:45Oh, my goodness.
0:46:48 > 0:46:50'Time was up on our stealth driving challenge.'
0:46:52 > 0:46:55- Do you think we got enough stuff? - I think we did good.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57We did really good. We've got loads of zebras.
0:46:57 > 0:46:59Zebra? What's a zebra?
0:46:59 > 0:47:02Well, we call it zebra, you guys call it "zeebra".
0:47:02 > 0:47:04Zed. Zed, right?
0:47:04 > 0:47:06- "Zeebra".- X, Y, zed.- Zee.
0:47:06 > 0:47:09Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, zed.
0:47:09 > 0:47:13- Zee.- Zed.- Zee.
0:47:13 > 0:47:15It's not Jay "zed", it's Jay "zee".
0:47:15 > 0:47:20Ah, OK, you got me, you got me! I can't say no to that.
0:47:21 > 0:47:23'The results were in.
0:47:23 > 0:47:27'So, which SUV had stealthed its way to success?'
0:47:27 > 0:47:31- PHONE RINGS - OK, OK, OK, challenge results.
0:47:31 > 0:47:33Here it is. "The winner is...
0:47:34 > 0:47:36"Eddie and Sharleen."
0:47:36 > 0:47:38THEY CHEER
0:47:38 > 0:47:39MATT GROANS
0:47:39 > 0:47:41- The underdogs!- Yes!
0:47:41 > 0:47:43These guys, why do they keep winning?
0:47:43 > 0:47:45Did you cheat on this one, as well, guys?
0:47:45 > 0:47:47No, how do you cheat at that?
0:47:47 > 0:47:50Were any of them stuffed animals?
0:47:50 > 0:47:52We were looking for a rhino!
0:47:52 > 0:47:56Oh, my God, you two are so jealous.
0:47:56 > 0:48:00So, giraffe beats zebra. Really? Who knew?
0:48:00 > 0:48:04At least one thing was certain. We had somewhere we needed to be.
0:48:05 > 0:48:08Our passengers were due to headline a music night,
0:48:08 > 0:48:10at the highest pub in Africa.
0:48:13 > 0:48:16And to get them the rest of the way,
0:48:16 > 0:48:19our SUVs would really have to perform.
0:48:19 > 0:48:20Come across!
0:48:20 > 0:48:22Oh, no, no.
0:48:24 > 0:48:27Ooh...
0:48:27 > 0:48:29Way!
0:48:29 > 0:48:31- Yeah!- What a show-off.- Legend!
0:48:31 > 0:48:34- He's crooked.- Look at that, look at that, all-time air.
0:48:34 > 0:48:36Whoo! Good, good.
0:48:36 > 0:48:38Oh, oh, ooh.
0:48:38 > 0:48:40Ooh!
0:48:40 > 0:48:43Oi! Almost ran over his man.
0:48:43 > 0:48:46- We nearly lost you.- Oh, God.
0:48:48 > 0:48:53As we ploughed on, it was like our cars...
0:48:53 > 0:48:55came alive.
0:48:55 > 0:48:57Whoohoo!
0:48:57 > 0:49:00They were in their element,
0:49:00 > 0:49:04eating up whatever terrain Africa threw at them.
0:49:07 > 0:49:10But the Mercedes developed another problem,
0:49:10 > 0:49:13and this time it was sat in the driver's seat.
0:49:13 > 0:49:14LOUD BANG
0:49:14 > 0:49:16- Oh!- BLEEP.
0:49:17 > 0:49:20- SCREECHING METAL - Ooh!
0:49:22 > 0:49:25Yeah, you just ripped the skirt off the back of your car, it's hanging.
0:49:25 > 0:49:27Hold up, Eddie, hold up.
0:49:27 > 0:49:29'And it turned out there was another reason why the Merc
0:49:29 > 0:49:31'had taken a battering.'
0:49:31 > 0:49:34Eddie, did you have it in off-road mode?
0:49:37 > 0:49:41- I don't think so. - You don't have it in off-road mode?
0:49:41 > 0:49:44Uh, I don't know. No.
0:49:44 > 0:49:47Eddie - mountains, river, rocks, Africa.
0:49:47 > 0:49:49You know, there's a button in there,
0:49:49 > 0:49:51when you push the button, it raises the car up
0:49:51 > 0:49:54so you can get over the rocks and stuff, so when you get maybe
0:49:54 > 0:49:58off the pavement, hit that button and you won't destroy the car.
0:50:00 > 0:50:01Can you remember to push the button?
0:50:04 > 0:50:07'Sadly, though, he didn't.'
0:50:07 > 0:50:10- LOUD THUMP - It's pretty rugged here.
0:50:10 > 0:50:12Mind you, can we raise the ride?
0:50:12 > 0:50:15- LOUD BANG - Aah!
0:50:15 > 0:50:17- LAUGHING:- Oh, God!- Eddie...
0:50:19 > 0:50:22'The Mercedes and Sharleen were looking unlikely to make it
0:50:22 > 0:50:27'to the pub in one piece. Something had to be done.'
0:50:28 > 0:50:30How's it going, guys?
0:50:30 > 0:50:33Eh, we bust this tank and it's leaking.
0:50:33 > 0:50:35Right, so listen, we've, um...
0:50:35 > 0:50:37We don't think you should drive the car any more.
0:50:37 > 0:50:41We think you should hand the keys over to Sharleen for the remainder of the trip.
0:50:41 > 0:50:43- That's not a bad idea, actually. - Is he joking?
0:50:43 > 0:50:46- It's true, I'm not kidding. - Are you being serious?
0:50:47 > 0:50:49SILENCE
0:50:50 > 0:50:52Sharleen?
0:50:53 > 0:50:56I'm not Sharleen.
0:50:56 > 0:50:57You're not driving it, are you?
0:51:02 > 0:51:05'With the Merc's issues dealt with once and for all,
0:51:05 > 0:51:08'we closed in on our final destination.'
0:51:09 > 0:51:13Wow, look at that. There it is, the Sani Pass.
0:51:15 > 0:51:18Our pub is straight ahead.
0:51:20 > 0:51:22Well, not quite straight.
0:51:22 > 0:51:25Before us lay the most treacherous of dirt roads,
0:51:25 > 0:51:29climbing high into the Drakensberg Mountains.
0:51:29 > 0:51:32No run-off, no barriers,
0:51:32 > 0:51:36no margin for error. No, seriously.
0:51:36 > 0:51:38And as we steeled ourselves for the climb...
0:51:38 > 0:51:40PHONE RINGS
0:51:40 > 0:51:44- Oh!- RADIO:- Hold on, guys. Message.
0:51:44 > 0:51:46Yeah, have we all got the same message?
0:51:46 > 0:51:49"Congratulations, you've nearly made it to Africa's highest pub,
0:51:49 > 0:51:50"a hell of a commute."
0:51:50 > 0:51:55"However, there is only one vacancy to perform on stage tonight."
0:51:55 > 0:51:59"There are two other vacancies working the bar
0:51:59 > 0:52:02"and washing dishes in the kitchen..." What?
0:52:02 > 0:52:04- Oh, man, that sucks. - "To decide who gets the gig,
0:52:04 > 0:52:08"you and your artist will race up the Sani Pass.
0:52:08 > 0:52:11"The winner will be the fastest and/or whoever survives."
0:52:13 > 0:52:14Is it that nutty?
0:52:16 > 0:52:17Yes, it was.
0:52:17 > 0:52:22We would each have to attack a terrifying, unsighted rally stage,
0:52:22 > 0:52:25the ultimate test for our SUVs.
0:52:25 > 0:52:28We would be trusting them with our lives.
0:52:28 > 0:52:31I'm going to focus on the road, you tell me when the lady says go.
0:52:31 > 0:52:33I got your back.
0:52:33 > 0:52:38'And in true rally style, we would start at 30-second intervals.'
0:52:38 > 0:52:40Go!
0:52:45 > 0:52:47Breathe, breathing.
0:52:47 > 0:52:49HE BREATHES DEEPLY
0:52:51 > 0:52:53Watch her fingers.
0:52:53 > 0:52:54Go!
0:52:58 > 0:53:00Just a touch on the brakes, just a touch.
0:53:00 > 0:53:02Go, go, go!
0:53:02 > 0:53:03I love it.
0:53:05 > 0:53:07Here we go, ready?
0:53:10 > 0:53:11Easy now.
0:53:12 > 0:53:14Way!
0:53:15 > 0:53:20As the pass climbed higher, the drops became ever steeper.
0:53:22 > 0:53:25But with the other cars on my tail, I couldn't slow down.
0:53:25 > 0:53:29Straight, straight, straight, don't... Watch the bump here!
0:53:29 > 0:53:31Now take it steady.
0:53:31 > 0:53:34But then the Sani Pass threw up a surprise.
0:53:40 > 0:53:42A border!
0:53:42 > 0:53:46'Turns out Africa's highest pub isn't actually in South Africa.
0:53:46 > 0:53:48'It's in Lesotho.'
0:53:48 > 0:53:49Can I see your passport, please?
0:53:49 > 0:53:52Sure. We've gotta get through this as quick as we can.
0:53:52 > 0:53:55Oh, no, we didn't have our passports ready! Oh.
0:53:59 > 0:54:00We're in a different country now.
0:54:04 > 0:54:06Whoa, whoa!
0:54:08 > 0:54:10What the hell happened then?
0:54:12 > 0:54:14- EDDIE:- What on earth is this? Keep going!
0:54:14 > 0:54:18Flash them. Flash, flash, flash. Oh, my God, what's he want?
0:54:20 > 0:54:23- Can I see your passport, please? - Oh, come on, we're in a race, man.
0:54:23 > 0:54:25Let's go!
0:54:27 > 0:54:29Go. Go!
0:54:34 > 0:54:36Mind! Jesus!
0:54:38 > 0:54:40- Son of the holy- BLEEP!
0:54:42 > 0:54:45With Matt and Tinie smoothly through the border...
0:54:45 > 0:54:47Thank you.
0:54:47 > 0:54:49..we were all approaching the last stretch.
0:54:53 > 0:54:56It was as stunning as it was dangerous.
0:54:56 > 0:54:58Whoa, whoa...
0:55:01 > 0:55:04- EDDIE:- Don't even look down there!
0:55:05 > 0:55:07Whoa, you can't even see anything!
0:55:11 > 0:55:15'And then the Sani Pass revealed its final test.'
0:55:15 > 0:55:17Oh, my goodness.
0:55:17 > 0:55:20'A perilous set of snaking switchbacks
0:55:20 > 0:55:21'to the top of the mountain.'
0:55:25 > 0:55:27- HE SCREAMS - I don't want to look!
0:55:28 > 0:55:33- Aah!- Oh,- BLEEP! - We're over the cliff!
0:55:35 > 0:55:38- Can you see Sharleen anywhere?- No!
0:55:38 > 0:55:41Come on, we've got Chris just above, you can see him.
0:55:41 > 0:55:44Chris is miles away, but I can see Eddie and Sharleen.
0:55:45 > 0:55:48Just watch Matt doesn't come up, cos he is so fast.
0:55:48 > 0:55:50Come on, baby.
0:55:50 > 0:55:51Easy now, easy, easy.
0:55:54 > 0:55:57What a road, and what a trip.
0:55:58 > 0:56:052,874 metres above Africa, and we were all thinking the same thing.
0:56:05 > 0:56:07Almost there, brother.
0:56:08 > 0:56:09Come on!
0:56:10 > 0:56:12I can smell the pub.
0:56:12 > 0:56:16We're nearly there, come on, finish line now, finish line, come on!
0:56:16 > 0:56:17Come on!
0:56:17 > 0:56:18Yahoo!
0:56:18 > 0:56:21Whoohoo!
0:56:21 > 0:56:23Ahhh!
0:56:23 > 0:56:26- Faster!- We finished it!
0:56:29 > 0:56:31Oh, come on, come on!
0:56:33 > 0:56:35- Whoo-whoo!- Yeah!
0:56:38 > 0:56:42As the sun was setting on our African adventure,
0:56:42 > 0:56:44the results of the final challenge were in.
0:56:48 > 0:56:51So, it was time for the losers to get to work,
0:56:51 > 0:56:55and for the winners to take to the stage.
0:56:55 > 0:56:57# Said I was a man
0:56:57 > 0:56:59# All I ever needed was a plan
0:56:59 > 0:57:01# Tell JK that I'm still rolling
0:57:01 > 0:57:03# Yeah, tell Russell I'm a brand... #
0:57:03 > 0:57:07- You want some ice?- This one? OK.- We haven't got any ice, sorry.
0:57:07 > 0:57:09Red wine coming up.
0:57:09 > 0:57:12Gordon's, Gordon's, where's Gordon's? This?
0:57:12 > 0:57:14# All the girls like
0:57:14 > 0:57:16# All the girls like
0:57:16 > 0:57:18# All the girls like
0:57:18 > 0:57:20# OK... #
0:57:20 > 0:57:22Come to Africa, wash our dishes.
0:57:22 > 0:57:24We're going to miss all the fun.
0:57:24 > 0:57:28- We shouldn't be here, Sharleen. - I'm not a bloody racing driver!
0:57:28 > 0:57:30Well, neither am I!
0:57:30 > 0:57:32But you were!
0:57:32 > 0:57:35My God. You're trying to blame me.
0:57:35 > 0:57:38- TINIE:- Thank you, ladies and gentlemen!
0:57:38 > 0:57:39CHEERING
0:57:46 > 0:57:50That was so much fun, that was a trip none of us will ever forget,
0:57:50 > 0:57:52thanks to these three cars, which are tough as nails.
0:57:52 > 0:57:54Which is absolutely true and correct.
0:57:54 > 0:57:57However, when it comes to the road test, not the race,
0:57:57 > 0:57:59which is why we were there, our car, mine and Steve's car,
0:57:59 > 0:58:03the Jaguar F-Pace, was the only one that finished with nothing broken...
0:58:03 > 0:58:05- True, true.- ..nothing hanging off and nothing leaking.
0:58:05 > 0:58:07- Good car.- Great car.
0:58:07 > 0:58:09Which can only mean one thing.
0:58:09 > 0:58:11What? LAUGHTER
0:58:11 > 0:58:14You were driving like Miss Daisy!
0:58:14 > 0:58:16And on that bombshell...
0:58:16 > 0:58:18Oh, no, no, no...
0:58:18 > 0:58:21We don't do that any more. Did he not get the memo?
0:58:21 > 0:58:23I sent the memo. Anyway, on next week's show,
0:58:23 > 0:58:25the debut of our two rookies Chris Harris and Rory Reid,
0:58:25 > 0:58:28and Ken Block and Kevin Hart and Anthony Joshua.
0:58:28 > 0:58:32Yeah, and the Tesla Model X, the new Audi R8, and the Ferrari F12tdf.
0:58:32 > 0:58:35- Right, goodnight, everybody, thanks for watching!- Goodnight!
0:58:35 > 0:58:37CHEERING