0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello and welcome to Top Gear.
0:00:27 > 0:00:28On tonight's show,
0:00:28 > 0:00:32we've got a world exclusive on four wheels and on two wheels.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36That's right, we're doing a bike. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:36 > 0:00:40But first, if you like huge horsepower hypercars,
0:00:40 > 0:00:43and if you're watching this it's safe to assume that you do,
0:00:43 > 0:00:45now is a great time to be alive.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49There's not a week that goes by without another 1,000 horsepower,
0:00:49 > 0:00:51million-pound monster appearing on the scene,
0:00:51 > 0:00:53but where did it all begin?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Well, here's Chris Harris, with a quick history lesson.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Once upon a time, there was a car called the Bugatti Veyron.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Volkswagen's passion project,
0:01:06 > 0:01:10it launched in 2005 and promptly rewrote the rule book.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Not only was it the world's fastest, most powerful production car,
0:01:17 > 0:01:21it cost an unprecedented one million euros.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25This was hypercar 1.0 and, without it, we might never
0:01:25 > 0:01:29have seen the likes of the McLaren P1, the LaFerrari
0:01:29 > 0:01:32or the Porsche 918 Spyder.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38But now it's gone - and been replaced by this.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45The new £2 million Bugatti Chiron.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Like the Veyron,
0:01:50 > 0:01:55it has an eight-litre, 16-cylinder engine, with four turbochargers.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00And because this is the car to replace the Veyron,
0:02:00 > 0:02:04you would expect it to pack some sort of extra futuristic shove.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10But you'd be wrong, because this is basically a very modified Veyron.
0:02:10 > 0:02:15The same huge petrol engine, four-wheel-drive system, gearbox -
0:02:15 > 0:02:19it's all been tinkered and improved, but this is the old formula.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25So, if the Veyron was revolutionary, the Chiron, I'm afraid, isn't.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27But it does have...
0:02:29 > 0:02:32..1,500 horsepower.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41And that... Well, that's a really long runway.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43ENGINE ROARS
0:02:43 > 0:02:44I'm quite nervous.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47ENGINE PURRS
0:02:47 > 0:02:50I don't really know how you prepare yourself for this,
0:02:50 > 0:02:52so I think you just go, don't you?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Oh, my God!
0:02:57 > 0:03:0060. That's 100.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03That's 125, that took six seconds.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08That's 190. That's 200.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10215. I'm trying to read the speed and look ahead.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14225. 228.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17231. 233.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22236 and that's the limit to there.
0:03:24 > 0:03:29That is absolutely mind-bending.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34I'm sorry, but that...
0:03:35 > 0:03:36..needs another go.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43This is looking insane.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49You can almost hear it gulping down the fuel.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54The Veyron could empty its 100-litre fuel tank in 12 minutes.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56This thing can do it in nine!
0:03:58 > 0:04:02And the force on those tyres - 3,800Gs!
0:04:02 > 0:04:08Which means at this speed, the 12mg valve caps weigh 13.5kg.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15This is the edge of physics!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17At this speed,
0:04:17 > 0:04:22this Chiron is gulping 1,000 litres of air a second.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Drink in, Mr Chiron! Get it down you!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36That's a drug. That's a drug.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40I know it's just going fast in a straight line, but...
0:04:40 > 0:04:45just the motive force required to smash you through the air!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Now, if you're thinking, hang on, the Veyron goes quicker than 236,
0:04:50 > 0:04:54well, you'd be right, but so does the Chiron.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56You see, the Chiron is a two-key vehicle.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59The first key nestles in the dashboard here and that gives
0:04:59 > 0:05:02you 236mph, but down here, there's another one, if I can find it.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04There you go. Look at that.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09Put that and turn it down there and you're allowed 261mph.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13And because Bugatti is still testing the tyres,
0:05:13 > 0:05:17even that speed is still limited. How fast will it go?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20270? Maybe 280?
0:05:20 > 0:05:24I think we can speculate that, at some point during its life,
0:05:24 > 0:05:28the Chiron might well do 300mph.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31300mph.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37It goes like a £2 million car should, then.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39But what about the way it looks?
0:05:39 > 0:05:43When I first saw pictures of the Chiron, I was totally underwhelmed.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47It looked too much like a Veyron, but now I'm here with it in the raw,
0:05:47 > 0:05:51I can get a sense of proportion and the details, and it really works.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55This lovely C that houses the air intakes, then round the back here,
0:05:55 > 0:05:59to this floating light bar, massive diffuser and huge wing.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01It's a stunning-looking thing.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05The only problem is this rather nasty 3 door handle,
0:06:05 > 0:06:11but otherwise, well, it looks every inch the £2 million car.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13As does the interior.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17It isn't complicated by huge screens or rows of unfathomable
0:06:17 > 0:06:20buttons and switches.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Bugatti intends the Chiron to be timeless...elegant.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Then again, no-one ever criticised the old Veyron for feeling cheap.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35But they did criticise it for being a bit, well, dull.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40You see, it was admired, but never really adored.
0:06:40 > 0:06:46It was so competent, so stable, it all felt a bit joyless.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50With the Chiron though, Bugatti has started to have some fun.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53To start with, it's got adaptive dampers all round,
0:06:53 > 0:06:55so they can slacken off and make the car comfortable
0:06:55 > 0:06:59when it needs to be, and firm and responsive when it needs to be.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02And the steering is a different world to the Veyron.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06It's now electromechanical, it's into the wrists.
0:07:06 > 0:07:11The car now feels so much more agile, but easier to place as well.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13It's got a front end you can lean on.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16And with the four-wheel-drive system revised, as well,
0:07:16 > 0:07:19there's even mention of the D word.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Yes, Bugatti says this thing will drift,
0:07:23 > 0:07:26so I suppose we'd better find out, hadn't we?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31This is my "BLEEP don't crash it" face.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41It's like wrestling a shark.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51The traction is mega.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53All the power goes to the back wheels, then it goes all
0:07:53 > 0:07:57to the front and you have to just grab armfuls of lock.
0:08:01 > 0:08:06Rail breaker bit, get the rear to rotate, then follow the gas on.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11HE CHUCKLES
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Yeah. You can drift the Chiron.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Now, of course, I'm not saying Bugatti has gone and built
0:08:22 > 0:08:27some P1 918 LaFerrari baiting trap weapon.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31The truth is, the more time you spend with the Chiron, the more
0:08:31 > 0:08:35you get the impression those three upstarts don't even feature
0:08:35 > 0:08:36on its radar.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39What Bugatti has built here is a car with a different purpose.
0:08:41 > 0:08:46Above all else, the Chiron is about straightforward speed.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56And when it comes to speed, it has no equals.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59You can talk about which one of the McLaren,
0:08:59 > 0:09:01the Ferrari and the Porsche you would buy, but you don't
0:09:01 > 0:09:02with the Chiron.
0:09:02 > 0:09:07You either buy a Chiron or no Chiron. There is no competition.
0:09:09 > 0:09:14A class apart, then. Well, the Chiron isn't the Veyron.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17It doesn't rewrite any rule books or change the way we look
0:09:17 > 0:09:18at the automobile,
0:09:18 > 0:09:21but there's something oddly appealing about that.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26This is no longer the Volkswagen group trying to demonstrate
0:09:26 > 0:09:28its technological superiority.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31It just wanted to go really, really fast.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34It wants to win at car Top Trumps and that's
0:09:34 > 0:09:38a pleasingly, pig-headed aim in my book.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46And talking of going very, very fast...
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Come on. If you were me, you would, wouldn't you?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I'll never tire of this!
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Amazing.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Amazing!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22I'm a very, very lucky boy.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24That's the fastest I've ever been in a car.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28- OK, now, you hit the limiter at 236mph, right?- Yeah.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30OK, so I've got to ask you, you had the second key,
0:10:30 > 0:10:33why didn't you use the second key and hit the limiter at 261?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- I knew you'd ask that.- Of course I'm going to ask you that.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Look, this car isn't quite finished yet.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Bugatti's still working on it. That's the reason it can't go
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- around our lap, by the way. It's not quite finished.- OK.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46It's so complicated, it's a leap into the unknown.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49They're still developing it and I was, sort of, part of that
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- development process, actually. - You are so selfless.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53LAUGHTER
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Risking your life for the millionaires of the world.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- I mean, it's amazing. - It's not a millionaire's game,
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- this is a billionaire's game. - Yeah!- Let me give you some stats.
0:11:02 > 0:11:08- Bugatti tells us the average Chiron owner has 42 cars.- OK.
0:11:08 > 0:11:13- Two yachts and 1.6 helicopters. - LAUGHTER
0:11:16 > 0:11:20OK, which 0.6 of that second helicopter do they have, though?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- The expensive bit.- OK.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Anyhow, of all the mind-bending stats,
0:11:26 > 0:11:30I think the tyres might be the most mind-bending part of this car,
0:11:30 > 0:11:33because when Bugatti developed this machine,
0:11:33 > 0:11:35it had to go faster than anything else had gone before, so it
0:11:35 > 0:11:36went to Michelin and said,
0:11:36 > 0:11:39"We need a new tyre," and Michelin said, "OK."
0:11:39 > 0:11:42But they'd never tested a tyre to 300mph before,
0:11:42 > 0:11:46so they had to test it on their aircraft rig to get the tech right
0:11:46 > 0:11:48and that's how you have to think of this car.
0:11:48 > 0:11:53- It's not so much a car, it's like a land-based jet.- Yeah. All right,
0:11:53 > 0:11:56let's think of it that way. And we're not done with the Chiron,
0:11:56 > 0:11:59because later in the show, this car is taking part in a very,
0:11:59 > 0:12:02very special race. Trust me, you don't want to miss that one.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- Rory!- That's right. This has the most horsepower
0:12:06 > 0:12:10of any Top Gear film ever and that's not all, because,
0:12:10 > 0:12:13and I don't think I'm giving away too much when I say that tonight's
0:12:13 > 0:12:18show also features an exclusive appearance from the Smart Fortwo.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Yeah.- That's right.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Now it's time to welcome this week's guest. I love this guy.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31This is great. OK.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35He is the platinum-selling, Brit Award-winning, chart-topping
0:12:35 > 0:12:38megastar who loves to go low.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Ladies and gentlemen, Tinie Tempah!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44MUSIC: Girls Like by Tinie Tempah
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- You all right?- Yeah.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- How's it going?- Pretty good. - Where do you want me, here?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Yeah, right there is good. So glad to have you here, right? Come on.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Finally! Finally!
0:13:07 > 0:13:14- Yeah, yeah. This isn't your first time here.- No, it isn't, actually.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17So, basically, I was supposed to shoot the video for the song
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Girls Like in Dunsfold, I was supposed to shoot it here.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25And as soon as I got here, it was rainy, rainy as hell.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29The light went by, like, 3pm or 4pm, so we couldn't do anything
0:13:29 > 0:13:32and then, by 6pm, the director said it was a wrap.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- I watched the video back and it was absolutely- BLEEP.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36It's the worst video I've ever seen.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39The worst video I've ever seen in my life, so then we had to rush
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- over to South Africa, to do Top Gear, where we met.- Yeah. Right.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45And then, after we finished doing that,
0:13:45 > 0:13:48then I got to reshoot the video in South Africa, so actually,
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Top Gear and Girls Like have a lot of synergy, there's just a lot
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- there.- Speaking of Girls Like,
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- that kind of became an unofficial Top Gear anthem.- Oh, yes.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58On shoots, everywhere we go,
0:13:58 > 0:14:01you can always guarantee this man is playing Girls Like.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05- You are in his head 24/7. - I think he just likes to...
0:14:05 > 0:14:07I'm not sure he even likes the song,
0:14:07 > 0:14:10he just likes, "Go low, go low. Everybody get low."
0:14:10 > 0:14:11- That's what he likes.- I love it.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- You're a bigger part of the show than you think.- I appreciate that.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- That's on the new album? - Yeah, it's on the new album, Youth,
0:14:16 > 0:14:18coming out pretty soon and I'm excited.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20I've been working on it for two years.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23I'm like a Londoner, it's an artist from the UK,
0:14:23 > 0:14:25born and bred in London and I wanted to be
0:14:25 > 0:14:29a rapper when I was growing up and everybody said it was naff.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31You could never be a rapper.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34A rapper would never get on the radio or get on a show like this
0:14:34 > 0:14:37and times have changed. Youth is basically a celebration of that,
0:14:37 > 0:14:40you know, just doing something that wasn't really
0:14:40 > 0:14:42a thing before and it's a thing now.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Speaking of growing up, what was your first car?
0:14:45 > 0:14:50- Oh, OK, so my first car was a Vauxhall Corsa.- Yes.- 1.1.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Humble beginnings.- Yes.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Y Reg, I remember that very vividly and I used to...
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Outside my mum and dad's house there was a driveway and I'd, literally,
0:14:58 > 0:15:01because I wanted to listen to my music loud and stuff,
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I'd just keep the car in the driveway,
0:15:03 > 0:15:07invite all my friends, technically, to my house, but to the car,
0:15:07 > 0:15:09so they'd get, "No, no, don't go in there. Come in here."
0:15:09 > 0:15:11And it was, literally, like,
0:15:11 > 0:15:13my little, kind of, like, domain for a while.
0:15:13 > 0:15:18- What do you drive now?- At the moment I'm driving the Lamborghini Huracan.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- Nice.- We talked about this.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I thought you were going to get a Porsche?
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Yeah, I kind of...
0:15:24 > 0:15:27I don't know, we spent a week together and I realised that you was
0:15:27 > 0:15:30talking a lot, bro, and I was listening to everything
0:15:30 > 0:15:31you was saying.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35You know you're with, like, Matt LeBlanc, it's like, he's a legend.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38I'm just like, "Yes, Matt. Of course, Matt. I will, Matt."
0:15:38 > 0:15:40And I got home and I was like, "No, I don't want the Porsche."
0:15:40 > 0:15:42- "Screw what he said." - Yeah, "Screw his advice."
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- And how do you like it? - It's good, yeah. It's a good car.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48I'm quite glad he wasn't the guest two weeks ago, when I was...
0:15:48 > 0:15:51less than kind about the Lamborghini Huracan.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52What did you say about it, bruv?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55I said it was a wonderful car for wonderful people.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57LAUGHTER
0:15:57 > 0:15:59And I went and got it matted as well,
0:15:59 > 0:16:01so I got MATT black colour.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Oh, thank you.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06OK, what do you think?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Let's see how you did in your training lap with Chris,
0:16:08 > 0:16:13who just finished his Tamsin Greig school of social etiquette.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- How did it go out there with him? Good?- It was good, man.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19I've heard a lot of bad things about you, bro.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21I've heard a lot of bad things about Chris,
0:16:21 > 0:16:22so I wasn't looking forward to it.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24It was raining. It was raining,
0:16:24 > 0:16:26then we started getting a bit of sunlight, but too much,
0:16:26 > 0:16:29so there was glare in the windshield and I was thinking,
0:16:29 > 0:16:32"This is probably all because of Chris, somehow."
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Like, he's just got... There's just something about him.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36He brings misery to the role.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Yeah, he brings misery, but then I started to get upset
0:16:39 > 0:16:43and then, after that, I started to realise that he has got a soft...
0:16:43 > 0:16:45quite a soft, sentimental side.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Because as I started to get quite worked up,
0:16:48 > 0:16:51he was immediately there, to be like, "Don't worry, T..."
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- Who has a soft, sentimental side? - Chris. This guy over here, yeah.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57I'm very giving. Just watch the film.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Whatever! OK, let's take a look.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- Right, first gear, please.- Right. - First gear, please, Tinie.- Cool.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- Handbrake off, please. - Nice and positive.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- See, you like that?- I love it. - Now just get on with it, come on.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- It's really slippery.- Yeah.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17And we both want to go home with all of our limbs, don't we?
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Yeah, nice and safe.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22- Feel that understeer, baby. - Yeah, yeah.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Now feel that oversteer on the exit.- Yeah.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Whoa!- Got it, got it, got it.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Now you're alive. Got to go left here at the blue line.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31To the left of the tyres. Brake, brake, brake.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- Remember, look for the red line now on your right-hand side.- Yes.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- It's there. It's there, it's there.- Oh, spinning out.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40- Understeer, understeer, understeer. - There we go. Am I within the line?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- Is that cool?- That's good, that's brilliant. Up here.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- Let's go. - Admittedly, begrudgingly...
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Come on! Come on!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50It's time for some tunes, man.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53RAP MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Brake, brake, brake, brake, or we're off. Brake or we're off.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06You know, Toyota make an offroader, as well. It's called a Land Cruiser.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- Is it?- It's not this one, though.- Oh, OK.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I'll bear that in mind for next time.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13- Good Lord!- I've got it.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- And over the line. - Over the line!- Yes!
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- You nearly braked before the line! - The pressure's too much, man.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22I don't know if I can deal with this.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24I'm going to get high blood pressure. Come on.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26# I'm a boss... #
0:18:26 > 0:18:29How did you do it? Teach me the dance move.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Look at this one. Do this one. Just a slow one. Just a slow one.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34This is about my Lamborghini.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36# My Lamborghini... #
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Yeah, just have to dance like a grandad now.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- That's all you have to do.- Your Lamborghini looks like a shark?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Yeah, my Lamborghini looks like Jaws.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47CHEERING
0:18:53 > 0:18:56What was that dance you were doing in the car?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59I don't really understand.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02I was taking some lessons from Tinie about how I should dance
0:19:02 > 0:19:04and he said, very reassuringly,
0:19:04 > 0:19:06"Dance as you want to. Be a grandpa." So I thought, OK, I would.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08I mean, obviously, when my children see that,
0:19:08 > 0:19:12that's just going to be appalling, but I tried my hardest.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Look, he dealt very well with the conditions, because it was so wet
0:19:15 > 0:19:18it was flooded. The tyre wouldn't deal with the water,
0:19:18 > 0:19:19so we were aquaplaning,
0:19:19 > 0:19:22and then, the sun came out, so he couldn't see where the line was.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- It was just like a glass surface, wasn't it?- It wasn't easy, bro.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- It was tough.- Yeah, that was wet.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29We'll see how you did in your timed lap.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30- We'll check that out later on.- Cool.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Now, usually these two get to hoon about in Ferraris and Lambos
0:19:34 > 0:19:36and such, but a couple of months ago,
0:19:36 > 0:19:39the producers told me there was a new rear engine,
0:19:39 > 0:19:43rear-wheel drive sports car that I should take a look at.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Maybe a rival for the Porsche 911. So, I went to check it out.
0:19:56 > 0:20:01And this is that rear-engined, rear-wheel drive sports car. Yeah.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I've been stitched up here, haven't I?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11It's called the Renault Twingo GT.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13And, yeah, like the Porsche 911,
0:20:13 > 0:20:15it does have the engine in the back.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17And, like the Porsche 911,
0:20:17 > 0:20:19that engine does drive the rear wheel.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24But I'm calling foul on the whole sports car thing, I'm sorry.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27What sport?
0:20:27 > 0:20:29What is sporty about this?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Well, right now, not a lot.
0:20:31 > 0:20:36Even on a dry day, 0-60 takes over 9.5 seconds and it's got
0:20:36 > 0:20:40a top speed of just 113mph.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Those are not numbers to worry Porsche.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44They're not numbers to worry anyone.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49But according to Renault, this really is a sports car.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54Compared to the standard Twingo, the one driven by your nan,
0:20:54 > 0:20:56the GT has bigger alloys,
0:20:56 > 0:20:59firmer suspension and twin tailpipes.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03And, on the left-hand side only, a small intake, which feeds
0:21:03 > 0:21:07cool air into the three-cylinder, turbo-charged engine,
0:21:07 > 0:21:09which makes 20% more power.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21All right, that still only gives it 108 horsepower.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25But that doesn't actually matter,
0:21:25 > 0:21:29because this Twingo is a different kind of sports car.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32It doesn't need power. It weighs less than a ton. It's light.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38And the GT costs under £14,000, so it's cheap.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42This is a baby hot hatch.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48And that is a very good thing.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Because unlike a big hot hatch...
0:21:53 > 0:21:56..you're not paying for anything you can't use.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Ha-ha!
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Your Ford Focus RSes and your Golf Rs and the like,
0:22:02 > 0:22:04great cars, but they're so damn fast.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06In Britain at least,
0:22:06 > 0:22:10you can only use a fraction of their firepower a fraction of the time.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Not in the Twingo, though.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16You can keep your foot buried for 20, 30 seconds,
0:22:16 > 0:22:19safe in the knowledge that it's not going to kill you.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22It's one of those cars that encourages you to drive
0:22:22 > 0:22:24like an absolute hooligan
0:22:24 > 0:22:27and, yet, you always stay on the right side of the law.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29HE LAUGHS
0:22:29 > 0:22:32It's just a really rewarding car to drive.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37OK, it's not a Porsche, but it is good.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41So, yes, if your name's Chris Harris and you commute to work
0:22:41 > 0:22:45sideways over empty, sweeping moorland B-roads,
0:22:45 > 0:22:49the Twingo IS going to leave you a bit cold.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53But because you're not Chris Harris, and, thank God, neither am I,
0:22:53 > 0:22:57we don't commute to work over empty, sweeping moorland B-roads.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59We spend most of our time...
0:23:01 > 0:23:02..in the city.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06And that is what the Twingo is all about.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Because there's no oily, petrolly, motory stuff jammed in
0:23:10 > 0:23:13by the front wheels, I can get an insane amount of lock on.
0:23:14 > 0:23:19That means it's a cinch to park. It also means I'm agile, I'm nippy.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I'm like a big, orange hummingbird on wheels.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28What I'm saying is, you don't need loads of horsepower
0:23:28 > 0:23:29to have a good time.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Remember the Peugeot 205 GTi from the '80s?
0:23:32 > 0:23:35One of the best hot hatches of all time.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40And yet, the Twingo GT has almost exactly the same power
0:23:40 > 0:23:41and performance.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45This car is retro.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48And I do love a bit of retro.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54The thing is, if you're after a playful little city car
0:23:54 > 0:23:57with that old school appeal, the Twingo does have its rivals.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01And helping find the right car for you
0:24:01 > 0:24:04is something we take very seriously.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05Oh, yes.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09Welcome to what, for legal reasons, I'm obliged to refer to as
0:24:09 > 0:24:14the Top Gear arcade-based maze re-creation challenge.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22Yes, like all classic arcade games, here, the rules are simple.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26There's a big maze covered in dots and me and the Twingo
0:24:26 > 0:24:29have three lives to drive around eating said dots
0:24:29 > 0:24:32without getting got by the ghosts.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36And by ghosts, I do mean similarly-priced city car rivals.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Ghost number one is the Brabus ForTwo.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44It has the same engine and performance as the Twingo
0:24:44 > 0:24:48but only has two doors, two seats and,
0:24:48 > 0:24:52for tonight at least, is being driven by a speedy German.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54I see you, man pack.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57No, it's not man pack, it's... Never mind.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Ghost number two is the new Volkswagen Up!
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Yes, it might be five years old, but the king of modern city cars
0:25:04 > 0:25:08now comes with a turbocharger, to give it more zip -
0:25:08 > 0:25:11especially in the hands of Mr Happy here.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Rory, do you know what corrugated steel tastes like?
0:25:14 > 0:25:17I'm sorry, did they have arcade games when you were growing up?
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Or were you part of the stick and hoop generation?
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Less talky, more smashy.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26'Right, three lives to eat up all the dots
0:25:26 > 0:25:30'and one handy sat nav map, to help me find them.'
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Get ready for an arcade masterclass.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37See you later, suckers!
0:25:37 > 0:25:39He's going left! Follow, Harris!
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Catch me if you can, losers!
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Give me them dots, give me them tasty dots.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Yummy, yummy, yummy, come on.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47This is good fun!
0:25:50 > 0:25:53One thing I've got on my side is that this is the most
0:25:53 > 0:25:56manoeuvrable car of the bunch.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00A little car. Such a tiny little thing.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04And for this job, just perfect.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Now, officially, the Up! is the cheapest car here,
0:26:07 > 0:26:09but it has the highest top speed.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12'Which is of no use in an arcade maze.'
0:26:12 > 0:26:13Handbrake!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Yes! Whoo!
0:26:17 > 0:26:19- That was- BLEEP- great.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Oh, yes.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27This is the best city car, bar none.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Oh, no, no, no! Come on!
0:26:30 > 0:26:33- Come on! - SHE CACKLES
0:26:33 > 0:26:35I'm dead. Already!
0:26:36 > 0:26:41OK, two lives left, and with nearly a third of the maze cleared,
0:26:41 > 0:26:43lots of dots still to eat.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Rory, be a bit less rubbish this time.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49HE LAUGHS
0:26:52 > 0:26:54We're off. Here we go, here we go.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Don't let them beat you, man. Don't let them beat you!
0:26:57 > 0:26:59I'm right behind you. Right behind you!
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Oh, Harris is quick!
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- He's quick!- Go, Harris!
0:27:03 > 0:27:05'Immediately, the ghosts were closing in again.'
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Go, go, go!
0:27:07 > 0:27:10'But no retro arcade game would be complete without the odd...'
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Here we go! '..power up.'
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- Ha-ha!- Whoo!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18- You hit me!- What are you doing? What's the red light thing?
0:27:18 > 0:27:21The red light means stop, Grandad.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24'And that gave me ten whole seconds...
0:27:25 > 0:27:27'Of ghost-free dot-munching.'
0:27:28 > 0:27:32I am on a dot spree now, baby.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34I think you'll find they're called biscuits.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Literally, nobody calls them biscuits.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Well, except old people.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43- Oh, we can go again. - Let's go!- Now we're blocked in.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Whoa!
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Oh, the turning circle! The turning circle!
0:27:50 > 0:27:54I haven't quite got the turning circle of a Twingo, have I?
0:27:56 > 0:28:01Oh, delicious dots. Delicious dots! Mine!
0:28:01 > 0:28:05'And with Harris still halfway through his million-point turn...'
0:28:05 > 0:28:07I'm not going to catch anyone at this rate, am I?
0:28:07 > 0:28:10'..I tried a new tactic. Stealth.'
0:28:10 > 0:28:11Stay under the radar.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16- Off the grid. - Ah, we're away. Right, come on.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18Where is he?
0:28:18 > 0:28:20Think stealth. Think ninja.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22Rory! Where are you?
0:28:22 > 0:28:24He's hiding. We'll find him.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26I'm right behind him.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28I'm right behind him. He doesn't even know.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32'Yep, my awesome ninja stealth skills let me sneak in
0:28:32 > 0:28:35'a few more dots before...'
0:28:35 > 0:28:36I got him, I got him!
0:28:37 > 0:28:39HE LAUGHS
0:28:39 > 0:28:41Yeah, I can see him.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43Run away! Run away!
0:28:43 > 0:28:45'The city car ghosts were back in the hunt.'
0:28:46 > 0:28:49I'm going to catch you, Reid.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51Which way? Which way? Which way? Which way? Which way?
0:28:51 > 0:28:53- Got him!- No, no, no!
0:28:53 > 0:28:55Oh!
0:28:55 > 0:28:56Mate!
0:28:56 > 0:28:58HE CHUCKLES
0:28:58 > 0:29:00Dude, it's a brand-new Twingo!
0:29:00 > 0:29:02'You're better than this, Reid.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05'Right, still a load of dots left.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08'Last life, no continues.'
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Rory, just give up. You're not going to win.
0:29:10 > 0:29:14Come on, Twingo, help me out here. Please, please, please.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23You can do this, you can do this!
0:29:23 > 0:29:25'Game time. Hunting out the last of the dots.'
0:29:27 > 0:29:29You're not supposed to wreck all the lights, Reid.
0:29:29 > 0:29:33'The Twingo and I were using every trick in the arcade manual...'
0:29:33 > 0:29:35Dots, dots, I need dots. Come on.
0:29:35 > 0:29:37'..which isn't even a thing..
0:29:38 > 0:29:39Oops.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41All right, we've got to stop him getting these last biscuits.
0:29:41 > 0:29:42I have an idea.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47Come on, Twingo! Come on! Yes, yes!
0:29:47 > 0:29:48The last dots! Come on!
0:29:48 > 0:29:53'We were nearly there, but with the last dots almost within reach...'
0:29:53 > 0:29:56That's them. The last dots. Let's go.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59Argh!
0:29:59 > 0:30:00'..Sabine had set up a dot block.'
0:30:00 > 0:30:02Sneaky German ghost!
0:30:02 > 0:30:03SHE SQUEALS
0:30:05 > 0:30:08Oh, no, you don't, Mr French shopping trolley.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10Ha-ha! Ken Block who?
0:30:12 > 0:30:15Good skills.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17Ah, yes!
0:30:17 > 0:30:18- Oh, no!- Here we go, here we go!
0:30:18 > 0:30:21Yes! Nearly there, Twingo!
0:30:21 > 0:30:23That's them - the last dots!
0:30:23 > 0:30:24Yes! Yes!
0:30:24 > 0:30:26Go!
0:30:27 > 0:30:30Yes! Yes!
0:30:30 > 0:30:31We did it! We did it!
0:30:31 > 0:30:34Oh, look, he's doing a victory doughnut.
0:30:34 > 0:30:35HE LAUGHS
0:30:35 > 0:30:38In your face!
0:30:38 > 0:30:40It's not really a doughnut, is it?
0:30:40 > 0:30:42More of a kind of crap teacake.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44RORY LAUGHS
0:30:46 > 0:30:48In your face!
0:30:56 > 0:31:00- Victory for the Twingo! - Victory for the Twingo.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02That was... That was great.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04That was great.
0:31:04 > 0:31:07You know, not a day goes by where I don't find myself
0:31:07 > 0:31:09trapped in a maze of shipping containers and wonder,
0:31:09 > 0:31:12"What would be the best car to help me escape?"
0:31:12 > 0:31:14- Yeah, exactly.- Now I know. - Exactly, exactly.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16You know what I like about the Twingo, right?
0:31:16 > 0:31:19It's the fact that all city cars were, kind of, all becoming the
0:31:19 > 0:31:21same, they were becoming clones, but the Twingo is a different way
0:31:21 > 0:31:23of answering the question.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26It's not the front-wheel drive, it's not, kind of, boxy.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28All right, it's not perfect but it's got character.
0:31:28 > 0:31:31And when you want to go somewhere, you just pop it in the boot
0:31:31 > 0:31:34of your real car and off you go.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37OK, now it's time to find out which of these teeny, tiny cars
0:31:37 > 0:31:39is fastest around our track,
0:31:39 > 0:31:42and that means handing them over for testing.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45Not by The Stig, but by The Stig's teenage cousins.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52So, there they all are, standing around Snapchatting,
0:31:52 > 0:31:54photo bombing, looking for Pokemon Go...
0:31:54 > 0:31:57And off the line, the Twingo, rear-engine traction,
0:31:57 > 0:31:59has got a little bit of a march there.
0:31:59 > 0:32:02There's no room up the inside for that particular adolescent lunatic.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05Oh, my God. Imagine what's inside that helmet - all the acne.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07AUDIENCE LAUGHTER
0:32:09 > 0:32:13Right, turning in, there's not enough room for you there.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15Oh, dangerous - headphones on.
0:32:15 > 0:32:17What are they listening to? Tinie Tempah, maybe.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19Some cool tunes. OK, this is worrying now because
0:32:19 > 0:32:22there's not room for two of them going in here.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25The Up looking a bit sneaky at the back there.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27A tighter line... This is clever.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29..and he's going to get the march on the Smart
0:32:29 > 0:32:30coming down the back straight.
0:32:30 > 0:32:34They don't look very fast, do they? No, not in a straight line.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36What's he doing there?
0:32:36 > 0:32:39I don't know, talking to his pals on Face Chat thing...
0:32:39 > 0:32:42OK, breaking hard down into the Hammerhead.
0:32:42 > 0:32:43What's going to happen here?
0:32:43 > 0:32:47Well, the Up has got a massive advantage because...
0:32:47 > 0:32:49I think because it's front-engined, it looked better.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52But look at that sneaky git on the inside there.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54Three abreast. I don't how this is going to end.
0:32:54 > 0:32:57This looks like a massive insurance claim in waiting, doesn't it?
0:32:59 > 0:33:01So let's go through the Follow-Through...
0:33:01 > 0:33:02Oh, that's rude! That's rude!
0:33:02 > 0:33:05He's cut him right off at the nose there.
0:33:05 > 0:33:08And that Smart just looks unstable to me... It looks so short.
0:33:08 > 0:33:09So short. OK...
0:33:09 > 0:33:13Oh, that's a buttock-clenching moment there.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15But the Smart's got the run on the Twingo
0:33:15 > 0:33:17heading down towards second-to-last.
0:33:17 > 0:33:18Really unstable under breaks -
0:33:18 > 0:33:20I don't know what they're playing at here.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22I think the Twingo's got this wrapped up.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25Second-to-last, Twingo runs wide. Carry... That's just rude!
0:33:25 > 0:33:28OK, that's rude! So effectively, a moral victory to the Renault
0:33:28 > 0:33:30because he had to get out of the way,
0:33:30 > 0:33:33otherwise he'd have crashed into that Stig.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42All right, now, because that got a bit out of hand,
0:33:42 > 0:33:45we also got The Stig himself to lap all three cars.
0:33:45 > 0:33:48Now, only the fastest one of the three earns a place
0:33:48 > 0:33:54on the leaderboard, and that was the Smart in 1.49.1.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Which is...
0:33:56 > 0:33:58a way down there. OK...
0:33:58 > 0:34:00LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:34:05 > 0:34:07- I told you.- All right, now...
0:34:07 > 0:34:09Hold on, hold on. I want to talk about the internet
0:34:09 > 0:34:11- for a second...- Yes.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14..because I hear that you and Chris Harris have the same
0:34:14 > 0:34:18favourite website, which I've got to say, I find hard to believe
0:34:18 > 0:34:21because I know Chris and he's disgusting!
0:34:22 > 0:34:24Oh, we definitely do, then. No, I'm joking!
0:34:24 > 0:34:28No, my favourite website is actually Auto Trader, bro.
0:34:28 > 0:34:30- I love it. Do you love Auto Trader? - Yeah, I'm addicted.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32I love it. Ever since I've been a kid...
0:34:32 > 0:34:35For me, I grew up in, like, a council estate, south-east London,
0:34:35 > 0:34:39didn't have much, so being able to go online and look at all these cars
0:34:39 > 0:34:41at all these ridiculous prices...
0:34:41 > 0:34:45I used to type in "£200,000, £1 million,
0:34:45 > 0:34:47"let's see what cars come up."
0:34:47 > 0:34:49And you'd see all these rare cars, and I just...
0:34:49 > 0:34:51I was obsessed with it. So, yeah, it's my favourite website.
0:34:51 > 0:34:55- OK. And that's your favourite website, too?- It is, yes.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58To avoid any confusion, that is my favourite website.
0:34:58 > 0:35:02What's you second...? No, never mind! Let's not do that.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05Tinie, I heard you enjoy an Aston Martin.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08Yeah, bro. I... Oh, God!
0:35:08 > 0:35:12So I... Luckily, when they launched the One-77
0:35:12 > 0:35:14they invited me down to be factory.
0:35:14 > 0:35:17So they said to me, "Do you want to borrow one for a week?"
0:35:17 > 0:35:20So I borrowed the Aston Martin Virage
0:35:20 > 0:35:25and I remember rolling around like just the coolest kid in the world.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27I was like 23 years old at the time
0:35:27 > 0:35:30and I was dating this girl at the time,
0:35:30 > 0:35:34and so when she saw the car, and she was in the car,
0:35:34 > 0:35:36she got really, really giddy and excited.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39And she said, "We should celebrate. We should..."
0:35:39 > 0:35:41LAUGHTER
0:35:41 > 0:35:44- Should what?- Yeah.- Should what? - What? What? What?
0:35:45 > 0:35:48Don't make this harder than it already is, please.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50- But, yeah... - Is that what you said to her?
0:35:50 > 0:35:52Choose your words more carefully.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00That Aston Martin badge, I told you.
0:36:00 > 0:36:04Yeah, I felt like James Bond for, like, 20 seconds, which was great.
0:36:04 > 0:36:0620 seconds?
0:36:07 > 0:36:09The good thing is, they don't make the Virage any more
0:36:09 > 0:36:11because I don't want to borrow one.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14Yeah, don't ever buy... Like, if you see used one floating around,
0:36:14 > 0:36:17- don't get that one. - What do you think?
0:36:17 > 0:36:19I think it's time to take a look at Tinie's lap around the track.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22- Who wants to see that? AUDIENCE:- Yeah!
0:36:22 > 0:36:24- Let's do it. Yeah?- How do you think it went? How did you think you did?
0:36:24 > 0:36:27I think it was cool. I mean, I don't really know how I did.
0:36:27 > 0:36:28And it was a swamp out there.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31Yeah, the conditions were horrible, but I'm not going to be a moaner.
0:36:31 > 0:36:35- I'm not going to make excuses. - All right, let's take a look.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39Off the line.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41It's time to make the family proud.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46It's a freezing day in England, but I'm actually sweating.
0:36:46 > 0:36:49It's nerves, I've got gas today.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51LAUGHTER
0:36:51 > 0:36:54OK, well, you're using most of the circuit, that's good.
0:36:54 > 0:36:59Third gear... Look, at the flooding there!
0:36:59 > 0:37:02- Wetter than... What was going on there?- Whoa!
0:37:02 > 0:37:06That was properly lairy. A bit of understeer here. Get on the gas.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09- A bit of oversteer on the exit.- Come on, son!
0:37:09 > 0:37:12You're letting it just dance around, aren't you?
0:37:12 > 0:37:16- Braking hard now into Hammerhead. - It's started to rain again.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18You're really not...
0:37:18 > 0:37:20Really trying to rain on my parade.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24SCREECHING
0:37:24 > 0:37:27Oi, oi! It's all about the smoothness, T.
0:37:27 > 0:37:31It's all about the smoothness.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34Smoother than a baby's bottom. Come on.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36OK, coming down now to the Follow-Through.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38This is going to be tough.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41I think I've just farted out of nervousness.
0:37:41 > 0:37:44I don't know what to say about that.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47That is a massive moment!
0:37:47 > 0:37:50Do you know what that face is? That the new underwear face.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52So we're going to roll into Second-to-last.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55It's slippery here. You got that one right that time.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Breaking hard, keeping it tight. Do you know what?
0:37:57 > 0:37:59I think that was the toughest conditions so far
0:37:59 > 0:38:01for any of our drivers over the line.
0:38:01 > 0:38:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38:09 > 0:38:12- That face!- Are you happy with that? What do you think?
0:38:12 > 0:38:16It's weird because it feels a lot faster than it looked on the screen.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19- Yeah, always.- So while I was driving, it felt way faster
0:38:19 > 0:38:21and there it didn't really look that fast, but, I don't know.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23Who knows, bro? I don't know.
0:38:23 > 0:38:25Yeah, the same thing happens to me in performances.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27It always looks a lot better when I'm doing it
0:38:27 > 0:38:29then what it actually looks like.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31You watch it back and you're like...
0:38:31 > 0:38:34All right, now, the top of our leaderboard is still Max Whitlock,
0:38:34 > 0:38:37the iconic gymnast. You give that guy a foam horse
0:38:37 > 0:38:40covered in suede and he just gives you poetry. Is it not nice...?
0:38:40 > 0:38:44- Incredible.- But, because it was so wet, you have a wet time,
0:38:44 > 0:38:48so you have to beat James McAvoy's time of 1.47.1.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50Don't say it like, "You only have to beat..."
0:38:50 > 0:38:52Don't say that.
0:38:52 > 0:38:57OK, Tinie Tempah, you went around the track...
0:38:57 > 0:38:59in one minute...
0:38:59 > 0:39:01- 50...- Oh!
0:39:01 > 0:39:03- Point four.- Good effort.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05That's a good effort.
0:39:05 > 0:39:06Considerably wetter.
0:39:06 > 0:39:09Considerably... Considerably wetter.
0:39:09 > 0:39:12..three seconds slower out there for you. Yes, it was.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:14 > 0:39:17Yeah, that's solid. That's solid for those conditions.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Ladies and gentlemen, Tinie Tempah!
0:39:19 > 0:39:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:31 > 0:39:32What a hero.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35OK, now, earlier on you remember Chris was driving
0:39:35 > 0:39:38the 1,500 horsepower Bugatti Chiron.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41Which, so long as you have more money than Mark Zuckerberg,
0:39:41 > 0:39:44- is pretty much as fast as you can go in a car.- Yes, that's true.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47But, of course, if you have more money than Mark Zuckerberg,
0:39:47 > 0:39:49you're not limited to just cars.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52So, since we had a day to kill with the Chiron,
0:39:52 > 0:39:54we decided to have a little race.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02It's the age-old question we've all pondered -
0:40:02 > 0:40:06you're a billionaire oil mogul based in downtown Dubai,
0:40:06 > 0:40:08you knock off work at lunch on a Friday,
0:40:08 > 0:40:12or a Thursday as they do here, so what's the fastest way
0:40:12 > 0:40:15to reach your luxury weekend retreat in the Omani mountains?
0:40:15 > 0:40:18Car or not car?
0:40:24 > 0:40:28- Hello.- Well, I'm what they call suitably equipped, Matthew.- Yeah.
0:40:28 > 0:40:32I can't help noticing you have no transport.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34Are you planning on walking to Oman?
0:40:34 > 0:40:36No, no, no. Don't worry. Off you go.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38I'll be the guy at the hotel bar with all the empty drinks
0:40:38 > 0:40:40- in front of him. - No, you're going to lose.
0:40:40 > 0:40:44It's not possible to get anywhere faster than in this car.
0:40:44 > 0:40:47Yeah, and what a car!
0:40:47 > 0:40:48HE WHISTLES
0:40:49 > 0:40:51Does come in men's?
0:40:51 > 0:40:53You're better than that, you know you are.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56- And, also, what's in that rucksack? Why's it so big?- This?
0:40:56 > 0:40:59My lunch.
0:40:59 > 0:41:01Three, two, one, go.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04- Oh, hang...- You're going to lose. - Wait, wait, wait!
0:41:04 > 0:41:06Wait, wait, wait, wait!
0:41:06 > 0:41:09- You're going to lose. - I'm already in front of you!
0:41:16 > 0:41:18Now, the winner of this billionaire's commute-off
0:41:18 > 0:41:21would be the first to get from the heart of Dubai
0:41:21 > 0:41:23to a luxury five-star retreat,
0:41:23 > 0:41:26perched high in the mountains of neighbouring Oman.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29And with Chris driving the Chiron,
0:41:29 > 0:41:31I would have to travel by other means.
0:41:31 > 0:41:33No driving.
0:41:33 > 0:41:34I won't be driving.
0:41:34 > 0:41:37Not one bit of driving.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39I have a plan.
0:41:40 > 0:41:44I think I can safely say I'm the only Chiron driving around
0:41:44 > 0:41:48on the public highway in the world at the moment.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50One of us is currently winning...
0:41:50 > 0:41:52and it's not Joey!
0:41:53 > 0:41:55Anyone can take a car.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58A billionaire doesn't take a car.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06So you are actually walking to Oman.
0:42:06 > 0:42:10- Very luxurious.- You're wasting time you don't have, keep going.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17An angry small man in Dubai,
0:42:17 > 0:42:19rocks up in his Chiron, says, "Hi," What a...
0:42:19 > 0:42:21BEEPING
0:42:21 > 0:42:25Unfortunately, I quickly encountered a problem unfamiliar to most
0:42:25 > 0:42:27billionaires, rush hour.
0:42:27 > 0:42:31There's about 19 lanes and yet everyone's stuck stationary.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33- BEEPING - Oh, come on!
0:42:33 > 0:42:37Don't drive into me. This is worth 2 million quid.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39'Silly Harris, you see, traffic was not something
0:42:39 > 0:42:41'I needed to worry about.'
0:42:41 > 0:42:44That's right, it's a boat.
0:42:44 > 0:42:49'And this was just stage one of my four stage master plan.'
0:42:49 > 0:42:51This is the frustrating part of the race
0:42:51 > 0:42:54because we have to adhere to this five-knot speed limit.
0:42:54 > 0:42:58Once we get out on the open water, we can pin it.
0:42:58 > 0:43:02The Riva Rivarma is 44 feet long, costs £1 million -
0:43:02 > 0:43:06half the price of Harris's car, which is only a third the length
0:43:06 > 0:43:11of this boat, and he doesn't even have an onboard ice-maker.
0:43:11 > 0:43:12Or a toilet.
0:43:14 > 0:43:15He's in trouble.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17Well, not quite...
0:43:17 > 0:43:20Because when you're a billionaire for the day,
0:43:20 > 0:43:22you can call in the odd favour.
0:43:22 > 0:43:24SIRENS
0:43:24 > 0:43:28Yes, yes, yes! Now, this is what I call a plan.
0:43:28 > 0:43:32I'm being escorted out of Dubai at speed
0:43:32 > 0:43:35behind a Dubai police i8.
0:43:35 > 0:43:37There's a McLaren 570 ahead,
0:43:37 > 0:43:42behind me, a Nissan-GTR - and to my left
0:43:42 > 0:43:47is an Audi R8 V10 Plus. It has 610 horsepower.
0:43:47 > 0:43:52That's 900 less than the one I'm in. 900 less!
0:43:53 > 0:43:54This is cool!
0:43:55 > 0:43:59'Whatever. See, I was now clear of the marina.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02'Fast as you like.'
0:44:02 > 0:44:05Oh, yeah, baby! That's the stuff right there.
0:44:05 > 0:44:07PHONE RINGS
0:44:09 > 0:44:12- Hello!- Have you located some proper transport yet?
0:44:12 > 0:44:14I can't really hear you too good.
0:44:14 > 0:44:17It's a little windy out here on the sea.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20- What are you on, a boat?- Yeah.
0:44:20 > 0:44:24Just having a good old time racing you.
0:44:24 > 0:44:28I've got through the Dubai traffic by using a police escort
0:44:28 > 0:44:31and I'm now heading towards the border.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33I can't possibly see how you can win.
0:44:35 > 0:44:40Yes, an hour in and with Admiral LeBlanc bobbing around in his boat,
0:44:40 > 0:44:42I was well on my way to Oman.
0:44:42 > 0:44:45Frankly, this wasn't much of a race after all.
0:44:47 > 0:44:51Maybe I could just spend the next hour conjugating the verb "to win."
0:44:51 > 0:44:55I win, you win, he, she or it wins...
0:44:55 > 0:44:58we win, you win, they win...
0:44:59 > 0:45:02Or you're Matt LeBlanc, and you lose.
0:45:03 > 0:45:06What has Matthew got planned?
0:45:06 > 0:45:10Well, since he asked, it was time for the second stage of my commute.
0:45:10 > 0:45:13OK, here she is!
0:45:13 > 0:45:18Now, that is the Bentley Mulsanne EWB.
0:45:18 > 0:45:19Extended wheelbase.
0:45:25 > 0:45:28Now, of course, I'm not driving.
0:45:28 > 0:45:32'No, no. Like any good billionaire, I have a chauffeur -
0:45:32 > 0:45:35'The Stig's Emirati cousin.'
0:45:35 > 0:45:37OK, vamos!
0:45:37 > 0:45:40Andiamo!
0:45:40 > 0:45:41Allez?
0:45:42 > 0:45:43Go!
0:45:52 > 0:45:55Meanwhile, basking in my comfortable lead,
0:45:55 > 0:45:59I had time to consider some of the Chiron's utter madness.
0:45:59 > 0:46:02Remember when you were a kid and you'd get into cars
0:46:02 > 0:46:05and always look how fast the speedometer read to?
0:46:05 > 0:46:08And you'd assume that if a speedometer said 140,
0:46:08 > 0:46:10the car could do 140?
0:46:10 > 0:46:13Ha-ha! In the Chiron, the game is over.
0:46:13 > 0:46:17This reads to 500 kilometres per hour.
0:46:17 > 0:46:19That's 300 miles an hour.
0:46:22 > 0:46:26How do you out-Chiron a Chiron? What do you do?
0:46:28 > 0:46:30Come on.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33Now, I had hit some traffic, but to be honest,
0:46:33 > 0:46:36in the Mulsanne, it was hard to care.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39Oh... Oh, yeah.
0:46:41 > 0:46:43Yeah, it gives you a massage...
0:46:46 > 0:46:52Oh... That is maybe the nicest car seat that was ever made.
0:46:58 > 0:47:02Let's give him a call, see how old Chris is doing.
0:47:02 > 0:47:03Hello?
0:47:03 > 0:47:05Well, well, well, how are you?
0:47:05 > 0:47:07Pretend you're not going to hear this...
0:47:07 > 0:47:09- Super, please.- Super?- Super.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11MATT LAUGHS
0:47:11 > 0:47:14How many fuel stops have you made so far? Is this your second or third?
0:47:14 > 0:47:16It's my first, don't be stupid.
0:47:16 > 0:47:17'Where are you?'
0:47:17 > 0:47:20I, my friend, am sitting in the back of
0:47:20 > 0:47:23a beautiful Bentley Mulsanne EWB.
0:47:23 > 0:47:28So, you've taken a boat to get in the back of a Bentley
0:47:28 > 0:47:31that you know is slower than my car, and now you're
0:47:31 > 0:47:33just going to drive all the way to Oman?
0:47:33 > 0:47:35'I had you down as a clever man.'
0:47:35 > 0:47:38I didn't say anything about driving all the way to Oman.
0:47:39 > 0:47:40OK.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43Oh, do you want some money? Do you want money?
0:47:43 > 0:47:45'Yeah, you have to pay for that fuel.'
0:47:45 > 0:47:46Hey, listen...
0:47:47 > 0:47:50- PHONE BEEPS - Oh, he's gone.
0:47:50 > 0:47:51HE CHUCKLES
0:47:51 > 0:47:53A small, angry man in Dubai
0:47:53 > 0:47:55Rocks up in his Chiron, says, "Hi..."
0:47:57 > 0:48:00With his mad little grin Cos he thinks he'll win...
0:48:05 > 0:48:06BLEEP!
0:48:09 > 0:48:12OK, my plan to avoid all of Dubai's traffic with the speedboat
0:48:12 > 0:48:16had backfired, and after two hours of racing,
0:48:16 > 0:48:18I was still stuck downtown,
0:48:18 > 0:48:22while Chris was approaching Oman, 100 miles ahead of me.
0:48:24 > 0:48:26Ah. The border.
0:48:26 > 0:48:32Which looks strangely similar to the Mound Stand at Lord's.
0:48:32 > 0:48:35What's going to happen here? Don't we just go through?
0:48:37 > 0:48:38He's got a gun.
0:48:39 > 0:48:42He's got a gun as well, actually, I didn't notice him.
0:48:42 > 0:48:46What's going on here? Come on, let me through...
0:48:50 > 0:48:52Yes! I'm liking the look of this!
0:48:53 > 0:48:55You see...?
0:48:55 > 0:48:59The Bugatti Chiron improves international relations -
0:48:59 > 0:49:03just smile and look as if you are comfortable with what you're doing.
0:49:06 > 0:49:11What's he doing? He wants me to wait here?
0:49:11 > 0:49:13Or what? Wait here?
0:49:13 > 0:49:15Good, OK, OK.
0:49:16 > 0:49:19MEN CHATTER
0:49:22 > 0:49:23So...
0:49:24 > 0:49:27They're all tweeting and taking photos of the car.
0:49:27 > 0:49:31- Hashtag - can I please get on with it?- How are you, sir?
0:49:31 > 0:49:35- Hello, how are you?- Welcome back. - Thank you. Hello.
0:49:35 > 0:49:38- Sir, I've got to change this number.- What?
0:49:40 > 0:49:44So they're re-registering the car cos we've entered Oman.
0:49:44 > 0:49:47This is a disaster, I've been here 30 minutes now.
0:49:47 > 0:49:50Matt LeSmuggins is going to be...
0:49:51 > 0:49:54I don't know where he is.
0:49:54 > 0:49:57Well, I had finally reached stage three of my plan...
0:49:57 > 0:49:59TYRES SCREECH
0:49:59 > 0:50:00Thanks, Stig!
0:50:00 > 0:50:03'..and really had some catching up to do.'
0:50:03 > 0:50:04How are you?
0:50:04 > 0:50:07Nice to see you. Hello.
0:50:07 > 0:50:12OK. Did not plan on that much traffic.
0:50:12 > 0:50:15Worse still, Chris had crossed the border into Oman.
0:50:17 > 0:50:20'Luckily, stage three... was a good one.'
0:50:20 > 0:50:23Ho-ho! There it is.
0:50:23 > 0:50:28The Honda Jet, as in a jet made by Honda.
0:50:28 > 0:50:30Howdy, boys. Let's go!
0:50:33 > 0:50:35This thing's quick!
0:50:37 > 0:50:38Oh, that's a steep climb.
0:50:38 > 0:50:40Yeah, baby.
0:50:41 > 0:50:43That's what I'm talking about.
0:50:45 > 0:50:46Hey, how fast are we going?
0:50:46 > 0:50:51- About 480mph.- Maxed out, boom!
0:50:53 > 0:50:54It's like we're rolling up here.
0:50:56 > 0:50:59You know, somewhere down there there's a very small man
0:50:59 > 0:51:02in a very fast car, and though that very small man
0:51:02 > 0:51:04is still talking a very big game...
0:51:05 > 0:51:08..deep down, deep, deep down,
0:51:08 > 0:51:11that very small man knows very well that he is going to lose.
0:51:13 > 0:51:15It's very sad.
0:51:15 > 0:51:22That border check situation... that lost me a lot of time.
0:51:22 > 0:51:27Come on, Mr Bugatti... We might just have to deploy a bit of your speed.
0:51:27 > 0:51:31Meanwhile...at 15,000 feet...
0:51:31 > 0:51:37the Honda Jet, £3.6 million, 20 years in the making.
0:51:37 > 0:51:41Its ground-breaking overwing engine design
0:51:41 > 0:51:43maximises performance and efficiency.
0:51:43 > 0:51:46It comes with snacks too.
0:51:46 > 0:51:51But what it all really adds up to is a great way to overtake a Chiron.
0:51:53 > 0:51:54You're what...? You're in a Honda?
0:51:56 > 0:51:58No, it's not a Civic.
0:51:59 > 0:52:01No, it's not an Accord.
0:52:01 > 0:52:04It's not the NSX either.
0:52:04 > 0:52:05It's the Honda Jet.
0:52:07 > 0:52:10Git! Utter git!
0:52:12 > 0:52:14I can't even boast that I've got
0:52:14 > 0:52:16the fastest, most expensive toy now, can I?
0:52:18 > 0:52:22'The Honda had definitely put me back in the game.'
0:52:22 > 0:52:24Making time, making time...
0:52:24 > 0:52:28'But my one-hour flight would touch me down in Muscat,
0:52:28 > 0:52:30'which was still a good 100 miles
0:52:30 > 0:52:33'from the mountaintop finish line.
0:52:33 > 0:52:36'So, Chris was technically still in the lead...'
0:52:36 > 0:52:38Speed's dropping again.
0:52:38 > 0:52:40'..for now.'
0:52:41 > 0:52:44We're coming into another town.
0:52:44 > 0:52:46It's becoming a pain, this.
0:52:48 > 0:52:51You know when your brain tells you you just have to keep moving
0:52:51 > 0:52:54when the traffic stops, so you dive off and take another route
0:52:54 > 0:52:56and think that keeping moving is the thing...?
0:52:56 > 0:52:58But it turns out to be rubbish?
0:52:58 > 0:53:00Yeah, that's where I am now.
0:53:02 > 0:53:03Matt's going to be quivering
0:53:03 > 0:53:06when he finds out how fast I'm driving through here.
0:53:07 > 0:53:09HE WHEEZES
0:53:10 > 0:53:12This is ridiculous.
0:53:12 > 0:53:14- SENSOR BLEEPS - No, no, no, no, no...
0:53:14 > 0:53:17This thing is two metres wide!
0:53:18 > 0:53:20- YELLS:- I hate this!
0:53:21 > 0:53:25A-a-a-a-nd...touchdown.
0:53:25 > 0:53:27Thanks a lot, take care.
0:53:27 > 0:53:30'Stage four, it was time to open up the backpack.'
0:53:30 > 0:53:32Excuse me one second, I'll be right back.
0:53:32 > 0:53:34I've got to take care of something.
0:53:38 > 0:53:41So, the rules said no driving...
0:53:41 > 0:53:43HE CHUCKLES MISCHIEVOUSLY
0:53:43 > 0:53:45Nobody said anything about riding.
0:53:47 > 0:53:52This is the new Ducati 1299 Superleggera.
0:53:54 > 0:53:59Hey, Chris, I don't know where you are or what you're doing,
0:53:59 > 0:54:01but I'm pretty confident I'm going to win.
0:54:01 > 0:54:03Now, I know what you're thinking, and, no,
0:54:03 > 0:54:04your average billionaire
0:54:04 > 0:54:07probably wouldn't finish their commute on a bike,
0:54:07 > 0:54:11but that's probably because they haven't tried THIS bike.
0:54:15 > 0:54:19The Superleggera will do 0-60 in about two and a half seconds,
0:54:19 > 0:54:22which is the same as the Chiron.
0:54:22 > 0:54:26The only difference is I don't need 1,500 horsepower to do it,
0:54:26 > 0:54:27just a bit of bravery.
0:54:29 > 0:54:33The top speed is 190-something miles an hour.
0:54:33 > 0:54:35Now, some people will look at that and say,
0:54:35 > 0:54:37"Well, that's just stupid,
0:54:37 > 0:54:40"that's more speed than anyone would ever need."
0:54:40 > 0:54:42To which I say, "Exactly."
0:54:46 > 0:54:51A small, angry man in Dubai Rocked up in his Chiron, said, "Hi"
0:54:51 > 0:54:56With a mad little grin He thought he could win
0:54:56 > 0:54:58But at the bar in the mountains he'll cry.
0:54:58 > 0:55:00That's it, that's the rhyme.
0:55:01 > 0:55:04But as I made short work of my 100-mile ride from Muscat,
0:55:04 > 0:55:07Chris had found his way back onto the open road.
0:55:07 > 0:55:09Are you off the plane?
0:55:09 > 0:55:12- Yeah, I'm on a bike. - What do you mean, you're on a bike?
0:55:12 > 0:55:13What bike?
0:55:13 > 0:55:16Ducati 1299 Superleggera.
0:55:16 > 0:55:19- You what?! - Yeah, you better stand on it, buddy.
0:55:19 > 0:55:25That bike is basically a personal teleportation device.
0:55:25 > 0:55:27Thankfully, so is the Chiron.
0:55:29 > 0:55:30Let's get a move on.
0:55:33 > 0:55:36Now we're talking. A little bit of open road here.
0:55:39 > 0:55:41Come on, push, push!
0:55:43 > 0:55:45Come on! Come on! Come on!
0:55:47 > 0:55:49Foot down.
0:55:49 > 0:55:51- This thing's- BLEEP- fast!
0:55:51 > 0:55:53Approaching the mountains from opposite sides,
0:55:53 > 0:55:55we were entering the final stage of the race.
0:55:55 > 0:55:57With no way of telling who was in front,
0:55:57 > 0:56:00there was just one road up to the finish line...
0:56:01 > 0:56:02Oh, look at that.
0:56:02 > 0:56:05..and it was a good one.
0:56:05 > 0:56:06This is about to get fun.
0:56:11 > 0:56:12Wow!
0:56:14 > 0:56:16Now this is a proper road!
0:56:17 > 0:56:19Look at it, fantastic!
0:56:22 > 0:56:24Now we're talking.
0:56:25 > 0:56:27This is nice!
0:56:29 > 0:56:36God, it goes left to right so good. It just holds the line perfect.
0:56:38 > 0:56:41And I know this is a car show...
0:56:41 > 0:56:43so you probably want the Chiron to win, but if it doesn't...
0:56:43 > 0:56:45I mean, when... When it doesn't...
0:56:46 > 0:56:48..don't blame the car... blame Harris.
0:56:50 > 0:56:53I don't know if I'm hunting him down and catching him
0:56:53 > 0:56:54or maybe he's catching me.
0:56:57 > 0:57:01I don't see that big gold Bugatti in my mirror.
0:57:01 > 0:57:04Got to be in front. He's got to be.
0:57:04 > 0:57:09- Come on! Come on! Come on! - Please let me be ahead of him!
0:57:09 > 0:57:12Please let me be ahead of him!
0:57:12 > 0:57:13Come on, push, push!
0:57:13 > 0:57:15Push, LeBlanc!
0:57:17 > 0:57:21Come on, Mr Chiron! We have to win this!
0:57:23 > 0:57:25This is it, this is it.
0:57:31 > 0:57:32OK, thanks, buddy.
0:57:35 > 0:57:37Where is he?
0:57:37 > 0:57:39That's it, that's the spot.
0:57:41 > 0:57:45He's small, but he's not that small, I don't see him.
0:57:47 > 0:57:48I think we have a winner!
0:57:50 > 0:57:54Oh, yes, that's what I'm talking about, look at that view!
0:57:56 > 0:57:58Harris is going to be so mad.
0:57:58 > 0:58:01I can't wait to see the look on his little...
0:58:02 > 0:58:04..bald face.
0:58:08 > 0:58:12There you go... Have a Chiron. And no-one there.
0:58:12 > 0:58:15I think we've got this, boys. I think we've got...
0:58:15 > 0:58:17Oh, come on, no.
0:58:17 > 0:58:20Welcome to Oman! HE LAUGHS
0:58:20 > 0:58:22- No!- How are you, my friend?
0:58:22 > 0:58:25Why so slow...bro?
0:58:25 > 0:58:27And I'd even thought of my line!
0:58:27 > 0:58:29- MATT CHUCKLES - Oh...
0:58:29 > 0:58:31What was your line?
0:58:31 > 0:58:33It's like you're always stuck in second gear,
0:58:33 > 0:58:35which looking at it now wasn't very funny, was it?
0:58:35 > 0:58:40- I was stuck in top gear, my friend. - Yes, well done. Well done.
0:58:40 > 0:58:44- MATT LAUGHS - Oh!- Oh, yeah.
0:58:44 > 0:58:46I can't believe I lost.
0:58:46 > 0:58:48You didn't lose.
0:58:48 > 0:58:50If you say I just came second, I'll throw you off that balcony.
0:58:50 > 0:58:52- No, no, no.- OK.
0:58:52 > 0:58:56No, you lost. CHRIS LAUGHS
0:58:56 > 0:58:58No! Just get me a beer.
0:58:58 > 0:58:59Cheers.
0:59:01 > 0:59:03That's a good beer.
0:59:03 > 0:59:05It never tastes as good as a winning beer, though, does it?
0:59:05 > 0:59:07- You want to try that one?- Yeah.
0:59:07 > 0:59:09Thank you.
0:59:10 > 0:59:12Oh, yeah, that's better.
0:59:12 > 0:59:15MATT SPITS Oh!
0:59:18 > 0:59:22You just missed the sunset, it was beautiful.
0:59:22 > 0:59:24We could have held hands and everything.
0:59:24 > 0:59:27CHRIS LAUGHS
0:59:30 > 0:59:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:59:38 > 0:59:41So close. So, so close.
0:59:41 > 0:59:42That was so close.
0:59:42 > 0:59:44You know, I think if it wasn't for that border crossing,
0:59:44 > 0:59:45you would have had me.
0:59:45 > 0:59:49Well, the border crossing and the fact that I had my own jet.
0:59:49 > 0:59:54- Look, I'm gutted, but I made the Chiron look good value.- What?!
0:59:54 > 0:59:57Well, add up the cost of the boat,
0:59:57 > 1:00:00the limo and then the plane and the bike... How much is that?
1:00:00 > 1:00:02- About £5 million.- OK.
1:00:02 > 1:00:05Double the price of the Chiron and I only lost by a couple of minutes.
1:00:05 > 1:00:08- You still lost.- Mm.- Or, or...
1:00:08 > 1:00:12I maximised my time in the most extraordinary car of the millennium.
1:00:12 > 1:00:15Ah! No, you lost.
1:00:15 > 1:00:17On next week's show,
1:00:17 > 1:00:20a motorsport battle as we find out who's quickest...
1:00:20 > 1:00:22Chris Harris or Sabine Schmitz?
1:00:22 > 1:00:26And an American man drives an American car in America.
1:00:26 > 1:00:29Yes, he does, the Ford GT.
1:00:29 > 1:00:30- AUDIENCE:- Whoo! - That's right.
1:00:30 > 1:00:33- We will see you then. Good night. - Night.
1:00:33 > 1:00:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE