0:00:02 > 0:00:03Buenos Aires, South America.
0:00:03 > 0:00:09For the first time in the history of Total Wipeout, ten celebrities, including an ex-Olympian,
0:00:09 > 0:00:14a comedian, and kind of an actor will swap glitz and glamour for foam and mud.
0:00:14 > 0:00:20Nine celebrities will return with their egos and bodies bruised and battered, but one will be crowned
0:00:20 > 0:00:27Celebrity Total Wipeout Champion and walk away with £10,000 for charity.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31Lights, camera, accidents.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Let the celebrity games begin.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Good evening, and welcome to a very special edition of Total Wipeout.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Guess where I am.
0:00:43 > 0:00:48I'll give you some clues, red wine, tango,
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Evita,
0:00:49 > 0:00:54Maradona, the Argentinian national anthem. It's Argentina.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58I'm here, genuinely actually looking down on the Qualifier
0:00:58 > 0:01:02at the Total Wipeout course, for a very special reason.
0:01:02 > 0:01:08This is the very first celebrity edition of Total Wipeout, ten famous-ish
0:01:08 > 0:01:12faces are about to throw caution and warnings from their GP to the wind
0:01:12 > 0:01:15for your amusement and entertainment.
0:01:15 > 0:01:22So if you want to watch celebrities getting wet and being repeatedly punched in the face,
0:01:22 > 0:01:24then boy, are you in luck this evening.
0:01:25 > 0:01:31Here's what awaits. The Qualifier, no red carpet, just red balls. The Sweeper, no posh canapes,
0:01:31 > 0:01:36just foam sandwiches, Dizzy Dummies, no dizzy heights, just dizzy falls.
0:01:36 > 0:01:42And finally the Wipeout Zone, where the winner bags £10,000 for charity.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46So you'll be wondering just who are the ten heroic celebrities with the grit, the determination,
0:01:46 > 0:01:53and the availability to tackle the Total Wipeout course. Let's find out.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57First on the celebrity conveyor belt, EastEnders' actor Joe Swash,
0:01:57 > 0:02:00British Olympic legend Fatima Whitbread.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Who's next,
0:02:02 > 0:02:06ah yes, Strictly Come Dancing's James Jordan and that's his wife, Ola Jordan,
0:02:06 > 0:02:12saved on hotel room bookings there, a cuddly toy... hurray...
0:02:12 > 0:02:19inevitably, Fame Academy fitness coach Kevin Adams, and Loose Women presenter Kay Adams...
0:02:19 > 0:02:23turns out she and Kevin Adams aren't married, that was an awkward double room, Waterloo Road and
0:02:23 > 0:02:28Casualty star Luke Bailey there, comedian Tim Vine, who's this...
0:02:28 > 0:02:35ah Emmerdale actress Adele Silva, and finally it's TV presenter and vocal coach Carrie Grant.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Who couldn't fail to be impressed with a stellar line-up like that?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42That's a rhetorical question, by the way.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47It's the Qualifier first so these are the challenges facing the ten celebrities.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50First, it's our old friend Dodge Ball, then it's the Sucker Punch,
0:02:50 > 0:02:53knocks celebs down then dishes the dirt.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57No Qualifier would be complete without the Big Balls, and finally, the Leap of Faith.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01But on this Celebrity Special, the rules are slightly different,
0:03:01 > 0:03:05all ten celebrities will also compete on the Sweeper,
0:03:05 > 0:03:09just so we can see them buffed by padded poles as well.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13So let battle commence, and it's over to my co-host, Amanda Byram,
0:03:13 > 0:03:16who's at the top of the course with our first contestant...
0:03:16 > 0:03:18and I've never been able to do this...
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Over to you, Amanda!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23I'll just stay here.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32I'm joined now at the top of the Qualifier by a woman who is used to hitting the right note.
0:03:32 > 0:03:38# So...do... la... fa... mi... do... re... #
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Carrie, never mind hitting the right notes,
0:03:41 > 0:03:43I want to know how you feel about hitting those Big Red Balls.
0:03:43 > 0:03:50Well, it's a funny thing but right now I'm telling myself I should be really scared, but I'm not.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52And that's worrying me that I'm not.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Yeah, that's worrying me too.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55SQUEAK
0:03:55 > 0:04:00And so's that. But surely not being worried is the best thing you can possibly be worried about...
0:04:00 > 0:04:01I think.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02# Tra-laaaaaa. #
0:04:02 > 0:04:05There goes Camera one. Off she goes.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Now Carrie has to do this as quickly as she can,
0:04:08 > 0:04:12fastest time on the Qualifier will score ten points,
0:04:12 > 0:04:13the slowest a measly one.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17# I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. #
0:04:18 > 0:04:23- Screeeeech.- Carrie now breaking not only the sound barrier
0:04:23 > 0:04:24but the Total Wipeout screamometer.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Ow! OW!
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Even in slow motion she has the voice of an angel...
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Ooowww.- A very gruff angel.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40So the first celebrity to attempt the Dodge Ball Log.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- This is a big... ha ha ha. - Ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44That was quite a moment.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48At least underwater no-one can hear you scream.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Oh, no, it's space, isn't it, where you can't?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Yeah. I'd like to teach the world to sing. #
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Ooh, nearly passed those Dodge Balls. Come on, Carrie.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Oh, it feels so personal, and it is.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01She's made it, heading to the Sucker Punch now.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Now the sound of a boxing glove choir
0:05:03 > 0:05:09singing in perfect pneumatic harmony. Oo hoo hoo. Oh, dear.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11# Song sung blue everybody knows one. #
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Oh, Carrie got a pummelling there, at least she didn't damage those vocal chords.
0:05:18 > 0:05:24- This is wicked! This is why I came to Argentina for this!- Really?
0:05:24 > 0:05:29I came to Argentina for the duty free, I got a massive Toblerone.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33OK, so the first celebrity to attempt the Big Balls,
0:05:33 > 0:05:38will Carrie succeed where normal people have failed? Soak up the atmosphere.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42This is a big occasion, this is a big moment.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Yeah. Oh, yeah.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49All right, come on, don't milk it. I mean, at some point you've gotta...
0:05:49 > 0:05:51here we go.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54She's gonna do it, she's gonna do it.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Oops.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Fantastic! There we have it,
0:05:58 > 0:06:03proof that celebrities are just as flawed as regular human beings.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06# That o-o-o-o-overpowering feeling... #
0:06:08 > 0:06:12So on to the final obstacle, the Leap of Faith.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Still smiling, Carrie a professional to the end.
0:06:16 > 0:06:22Ah that's nice, taking the time for a quick prayer...
0:06:22 > 0:06:24maybe she's just knackered.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Well, let's see if her prayers will be answered now.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Leap of Faith.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Now.
0:06:31 > 0:06:36- Now, Carrie. There we go. - Come on now!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38You can do this.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yes, you can, so crack on.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45At last, here we go.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- # La la la la la. # - Ooh. Ooh.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Oh, I feel a bit guilty about rushing her now.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53It's all about time.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Remember how the celebrities perform here and in the sweeper
0:06:57 > 0:06:58will be turned into points
0:06:58 > 0:07:01and that will decide who makes it then to the Dizzy Dummies.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Carrie finishing in an epic time of 4:06.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Wicked!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- That was brilliant.- It's just...
0:07:11 > 0:07:15it's like you have to do these things in your life just to make you
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- go for it.- You didn't have to but we're glad you did.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19That was epic, it really was.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23If they were to make a film of that qualifier, I can't think what they'd call it.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Next it's the turn of TV funny man Tim Vine.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Now Tim's used to playing to an audience.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Tim's agent might have told him this was Strictly Come Dancing.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38He'll realise it isn't in a minute when there's no Bruce Forsyth
0:07:38 > 0:07:43and his only dance partner is Castro. He has his own unique brand of humour.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Boooo.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Hi, Tim. - I can't wait for this, just general knowledge questions?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Do you have any particular strengths, Tim?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Yes, I do. I'm a good listener.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57That's not gonna help.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01So off he goes, Tim Vine, the man who once told 499 jokes in an hour.
0:08:01 > 0:08:07Let's hope he can cross four obstacles in the same time, or less.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Uh-uh. Oh, no, don't talk to him.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Do not heckle the Dodge Ballers, they've got a lot of putdowns.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Round, red, high-speed ones.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Not witty but it is effective.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Hey, Tim, tough crowd, eh? Oh, right.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29# Make them laugh make them laugh...#
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Claim it was a gag, I would.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Meant that, that was a pratfall.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36This will give him material for his next tour
0:08:36 > 0:08:39"A funny thing happened on an Argentinian obstacle course.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41"Well, not funny, really painful."
0:08:41 > 0:08:44And then he'll come up with a great punchline once the pain's stopped.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48He's up and about. Now some new punchlines for Tim. See what that did?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Tim has done late night gigs in Edinburgh
0:08:50 > 0:08:53so the Sucker Punch should be second nature.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55This is doing very well.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Oh!
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Some interesting mud patterning on the face for Tim.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09That's gone down badly with that particular crowd.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13I don't mind.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Tim really in a bit of mud trouble.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Definitely that facial mud patterning is fascinating,
0:09:20 > 0:09:22I'm sure he'll be very pleased to see it himself,
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- when he's hauled himself out of the pit.- I knew I should have trained.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28He's probably wondering why he's doing this. Why is he doing it?
0:09:28 > 0:09:33In 1427 a small peasant soldier from Bulgaria had a dream.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37He dreamt about a man from Cheam bouncing off things in a strange place. I am that man!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39This is that dream! COME ON!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42All right. Yep, that would make sense.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45The bit I've dreamt of at the moment,
0:09:45 > 0:09:47months of dreaming.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- This is it.- One small step for a man, a big one for an idiot.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Here we go.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Ooh!- Ooh!- Oh.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Yeah, that Bulgarian peasant bloke might be disappointed but I'm not,
0:09:59 > 0:10:00what a crowd pleaser!
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Tim that was... aargh. Look at that.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Houston, the comedian has landed.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Badly.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Ooh! Ooh!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Good scream work there, that matters.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Tim has the Leap of Faith to go.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Well, that down with this ladder to get to it.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Where are your balls now?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Wow, those Dodge Ballers really can throw those things.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Come on, Tim, you're nearly there.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30This'll be something special, I know it, like all the best comedians,
0:10:30 > 0:10:34he'll have saved his best material for the end... and the landing.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Umph.- Told you, what a showman!
0:10:40 > 0:10:44It's like vintage Buster Keaton but in colour... and with sand.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Nah, it's not like it.
0:10:49 > 0:10:54This is great TV, isn't it? Man aged 42, slowly dying.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56The age Elvis died at, you know,
0:10:56 > 0:10:58wish he would have died like this.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00And I'll bet he'll finish off with his catchphrase.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02The good news is...
0:11:02 > 0:11:03it all works.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07That's what we were waiting for. Oh, yeah.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09That was absolutely genius.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Did it look funny?
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Getting out of the mud, that's when you're ready to have ten hours' sleep.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16An interview straight after it?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Yeah, whose idea was that as well.
0:11:20 > 0:11:26Nothing drives a wedge between husband and wife like the Total Wipeout Qualifier,
0:11:26 > 0:11:30- as Strictly Come Dancing duo Ola and James are about to find out. - Are you gonna beat the missus?
0:11:30 > 0:11:36Erm... I know she's here for one reason and one reason only, and that's to beat me.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Ola, are you gonna the old man a thing or two?
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Oh, I'm gonna show him how to do it properly.
0:11:41 > 0:11:48So it's a classic Mr versus Mrs battle, will age and beauty triumph over the old bloke?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51I might be in Argentina but I'm not here to tango,
0:11:51 > 0:11:53I'm here to kick my husband's butt!
0:11:53 > 0:11:56OK! So the Polish butt-kicker is off.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Will bouncy Ola be able to quickstep her way around the Dodge Ballers?
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Or once she's out of the water - which she is -
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Will she, will her dancing help?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07It may well.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09No, doesn't really. No.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12No, no, not at all.
0:12:14 > 0:12:19Remember, kids, James is a trained dancer. Don't try this at home...
0:12:19 > 0:12:21not in my home anyway.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26Ugh... you wouldn't catch Michael Flatley doing that!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Ola, meanwhile, getting hammered by the Dodge Balls,
0:12:30 > 0:12:33maybe they don't like Strictly Come Dancing, I dunno.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Oop.
0:12:38 > 0:12:43OK, sinuses clear and James is ready to go.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46I'm here to win Total Wipeout!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Let's hope he's a really bad loser.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Ooh. Whoa, that's...
0:12:51 > 0:12:54that's quite a start.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Oh, right on the twirlies, that's gotta hurt. Ugh.- Come on!
0:12:57 > 0:13:03Yes, this guy's not wasting any time, flying across the Dodge Balls.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Ooh, nearly.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07James hanging on in there with...
0:13:07 > 0:13:10oh, no, is that a dance move?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12It looks... no it's not, is it? No.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Come on, Ola.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Bouncy Ola's taking it a little slower by comparison.
0:13:19 > 0:13:24She's not actually even walking any more, just crawling. Back to James.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Come on. Is that all you've got?
0:13:26 > 0:13:29James is shouting,
0:13:29 > 0:13:31and had some fun.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34And he's on to the Sucker Punch very quickly,
0:13:34 > 0:13:36fancy footwork coming in handy there,
0:13:36 > 0:13:38keeping balanced. Oh... sort of.
0:13:40 > 0:13:45Ola somewhat more careful on the Sucker Punch now, but... oh.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46No, still on.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50No, more careful but equally muddy.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54Twirly James making pretty good time,
0:13:54 > 0:13:56fingers crossed the Big Balls will slow him down.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Obviously I want them all to win but it's just better when that happens.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02That was even better than I'd hoped.
0:14:02 > 0:14:09One was good, two all right, but it all went wrong on three.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Land on your face, it's a bad sign.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14She's got poise, grace, and flair on the dance floor so can bouncy Ola
0:14:14 > 0:14:18use those skills on the Big Balls?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Let's creatively call that a yes. She can.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Whoo, whoo, whoo!
0:14:28 > 0:14:33I reckon Craig Revel Horewood would have given that at least an eight.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38James will be faster than Ola unless something goes horribly wrong here.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40What I'm saying is, there's still time.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Ooh no, there isn't!
0:14:43 > 0:14:48James is the first celebrity to make it onto the Leap of Faith.
0:14:48 > 0:14:53Oh, 1:28 is a very fast time, and remember the fastest celebrity gets the most points.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Now can Ola do the same?
0:14:57 > 0:15:02Come on, Ola, COME ON! Oh, no I think she stopped trying then.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08- Bouncy Ola comes home in a leisurely 3:17.- I've finished!
0:15:08 > 0:15:12It was the hardest thing I ever had to do.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14She should know, she's danced with DJ Spoony.
0:15:16 > 0:15:22Time to get serious, it's a Total Wipeout first because we have a genuine Olympic legend.
0:15:22 > 0:15:27She's won gold medals, she's smashed world records, and she's got a handshake that'll make you cry.
0:15:27 > 0:15:32- I'm on there next. - It's the legendary Fatima Whitbread.
0:15:32 > 0:15:37You've been to the Olympics, Fatima, more than once, how does our stadium compare?
0:15:37 > 0:15:43Well, it's a mini Olympic course and I will treat it with great respect.
0:15:43 > 0:15:48It's a privilege to see a legend like you show us how it's done.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52A wobbly start but I'm sure that's just early nerves,
0:15:52 > 0:15:53this is a new arena.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57Good luck, Dodge Ballers, you won't get near our national treasure.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Oh, no, that one was a fluke!
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Don't worry, lightning will not strike twice.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Oh, it has.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Lightning struck twice, it has.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13She's an Olympic athlete, lads!
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Come on, Fatima, show these Dodge Ballers what Britain is made of.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Come on. That's the way.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Unlucky, Dodge Ballers, you won't get our Fatima now.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Resorting to dirty tactics, making her step on a ball.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32That is low. That was... oh, look, that's... no.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35On to the Sucker Punch now.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37It is unusual to see Fatima Whitbread
0:16:37 > 0:16:38without her trusty javelins
0:16:38 > 0:16:41but they weren't allowed through airport security,
0:16:41 > 0:16:43so she threw them just before she took off.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Doing well here.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48She's looking very strong on the wall.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Oh, there's one of her javelins now, lucky miss. Oh, that wasn't, no.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55OK, well watch and learn.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00This is how an Olympian deals with the Big Balls.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Come on, Fatima.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Focus. Olympian stuff.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Oh, yeah, probably the wind changed there,
0:17:11 > 0:17:13otherwise that would have been the perfect jump.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Yeah, you can see clearly the wind changed
0:17:16 > 0:17:18at the critical moment and just...
0:17:18 > 0:17:20it's finely tuned at that kind of level.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23It's just more sensitive, more delicate.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24One thing we can be sure of
0:17:24 > 0:17:27is that Fatima is going to swing home in style.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28Look at the confidence,
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Olympians don't need run-ups, she's gonna walk.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34This is... I am proud.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Oh. I give up, she's rubbish.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Still making Britain proud after all these minutes,
0:17:44 > 0:17:49legendary Fatima finishes in a strong time of 2:42.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51It ain't easy, guys.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53It ain't easy.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55And least all her javelins have arrived now.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58There were men over there throwing little red balls at you
0:17:58 > 0:18:02and you've thrown things a lot further than that, how do you rate their throwing skills?
0:18:02 > 0:18:07Well, I'm just going to go and teach them how to throw properly.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11I wouldn't laugh, Castro, she'll turn you into an Argentinian kebab.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15So that's five celebs wet, muddy, and bruised.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Let's take a look at the leaderboard.
0:18:17 > 0:18:22James waltzes into the lead with an impressive time of 1:28.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Fatima is in second with 2:42 - come on, Fatima!
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Ola bounces into third place with 3:17,
0:18:28 > 0:18:32while Carrie and funny man Tim both broke the 4-minute barrier...
0:18:32 > 0:18:33the wrong way.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Remember, the faster they are, the more points they will earn
0:18:36 > 0:18:38to take them into the next round.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42So let's go straight back to the action. Amanda's at the top
0:18:42 > 0:18:46of the course with our next celebrity, who is, erm...
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Who is that?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Oh, Joe Swash, and I know something about Joe -
0:18:51 > 0:18:55he's been learning Spanish to break the ice with the Dodge Ballers.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Maradona! Machismo!
0:18:58 > 0:19:02But there's only one language the Dodge Ballers understand.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10SHRIEKING
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Yep, Argentinian.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Joe now played ducking and diving Mickey on EastEnders.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Those Dodge Ballers look pretty unimpressed -
0:19:24 > 0:19:26he's getting pummelled! But he's pushing on through.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Look, bravery.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Joe Swash, the swashbuckler.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Yeah, Swash by name, swashbuckler by nature.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38First celebrity to make it across today - I think Castro
0:19:38 > 0:19:43is a secret EastEnders fan maybe and going easy on him. The Sucker Punch.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46He's off and looking strong and confident, leaning out well.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49I think we might have a contender here... Oh-ah.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Ha-ha-ha.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Aaargh, swashbuckling Joe makes ready to walk the plank.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Come on, Joe.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Ah. There you go.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11The Big Balls. Joe gives himself a clap.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13You've got something in your eye there,
0:20:13 > 0:20:15it's probably a speck of mud.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17OK, that's... Oh-ho!
0:20:20 > 0:20:21SHE LAUGHS
0:20:23 > 0:20:27That wasn't really walking the plank at all, was it? It was just bouncing
0:20:27 > 0:20:29around and falling in the water! Oh, dear.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Just the Leap of Faith left before swashbuckling Joe
0:20:32 > 0:20:35can retire to his quarters for a tot of rum and some salted cod...
0:20:35 > 0:20:37if that's what he wants.
0:20:39 > 0:20:45Ah... Ooh, this is a fast run-up and a good swing, it looks committed...
0:20:45 > 0:20:47and an Action Hero landing!
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- Finished, yeah! - That is a cracking time, 1:56.
0:20:49 > 0:20:55The second fastest time today, which will score Joe high points.
0:20:55 > 0:21:00- That was wicked!- Joe the Swashbuckler, that was unbelievable.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04It was all right. I thought... I can't really talk properly.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Well, that's a prerequisite for appearing on EastEnders, isn't it?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09They ask that at the audition.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13From one soap star to another, it's Adele Silva of Emmerdale fame,
0:21:13 > 0:21:15and now Celebrity Total Wipeout fame.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Adele, I'm a little bit worried about you cos you're only a teeny little unit.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24I'm 5 foot nothing, I've got absolutely no hope at all.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I think I'm the shortest person here.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30This is actually more challenging for the Dodge Ballers
0:21:30 > 0:21:34than it is for Adele - they've barely got anything to aim at.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36This is a good performance so far though -
0:21:36 > 0:21:38she's looking sprightly and nimble.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Mind you, scaling those blocks is the equivalent
0:21:40 > 0:21:44of a normal-size person shimmying up Ben Nevis.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47What? She's shorter than me, I'm allowed!
0:21:47 > 0:21:51Sucker Punch now. Don't worry, the high up ones, Adele,
0:21:51 > 0:21:52will miss you by a mile.
0:21:53 > 0:21:58She's taking her time but she's doing very well, actually.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Brilliantly, in fact.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Oh.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Oh, right at the end.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09If you're Adele's size, that's like being hit by an elephant.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13Right, to the Big Balls, and if they look big to you,
0:22:13 > 0:22:16just imagine how they look to tiny Adele.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18MUSIC: Theme from 2001 A Space Odyssey
0:22:18 > 0:22:24That's one giant leap...followed by three more giant leaps.
0:22:24 > 0:22:29OK. Big run up for Adele, spring forward, number one, number...ooh!
0:22:29 > 0:22:30Adele's gone for a cleansing dip.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Mind you, she's so light she can probably pond skate
0:22:34 > 0:22:37the Leap of Faith on the surface tension.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Right. Remember, if this looks a bit intimidating to you,
0:22:45 > 0:22:49it must be terrifying for tiny Adele.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52Mind the gap...
0:22:52 > 0:22:54and it's quite a gap.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Here's the run up, still running up, lot of running up, still...
0:22:58 > 0:23:01it's an awful long way for those little actor's legs.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04And finally, the run up completed,
0:23:04 > 0:23:07she jumps... she falls.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10And that was disappointing.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14Nevertheless, the pint-sized pocket rocket reaches the finish
0:23:14 > 0:23:18in a very respectable 2:47, which in Adele years is about three days.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Next, it's Kevin Adams, celebrity fitness guru.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26He's not here for the fame or the money - he just wants
0:23:26 > 0:23:30to motivate Britain to get out there and do stuff.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Oh, incidentally, did I mention his Total Wipeout Workout DVD will be
0:23:34 > 0:23:38available soon? Priced at £14.99, available from all good retailers.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40You're a man with his eye on the prize, I take it?
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- Yes, my eye's on the prize.- Anything that's going to scare you today?
0:23:44 > 0:23:48The water, the mud, and the height,
0:23:48 > 0:23:51and the cold. Apart from that, I should be OK.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56- Good luck, Kevin.- Let's dance!
0:23:56 > 0:23:58# Everybody dance, now! #
0:24:01 > 0:24:04So Kevin, it turns out - scared of pretty much everything,
0:24:04 > 0:24:07but will he be scared of the Dodge Ballers?
0:24:07 > 0:24:10He doesn't look it so far,
0:24:10 > 0:24:13and making quick work of this.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14That was flawless over there,
0:24:14 > 0:24:18and on to the Rolling Beam, that's absolutely flawless!
0:24:18 > 0:24:22- Phenomenal. Oh, no, now it's flawed, and wet.- What was that?
0:24:23 > 0:24:28Kev already faced two of his fears, cold and water. It is mud next.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32- Come on, Kev.- Will Kev be scared of the Sucker Punch?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34- Urgh!- Yeah, he will.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Clearly he was, you could see it.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37And crawl... and one...
0:24:37 > 0:24:41- and crawl... and two.- Kev about to face his next challenge.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45Don't worry about that, Kev, it's just a rope. That's to help you out.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Just to get you out.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53This is the scary bit. Now you can be afraid, very afraid.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56They're big, they're red, they're high,
0:24:56 > 0:24:59and you're almost certainly going to fall off.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Come on, Kev!
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Come on! One... two... three...
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Oh-ho, no!
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Business as usual. Kev made it to the third ball,
0:25:11 > 0:25:15and that actually is the best performance we've seen so far today.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16And he does look strong...
0:25:16 > 0:25:19wet, but strong.
0:25:19 > 0:25:24Now, he must face his final fear - it's the terrifying Leap of Faith.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27But first, something he won't be scared of - a ladder.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33No, OK, doesn't like ladders.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Well, you know, many people don't.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40Kev makes it up the ladder to the high platform overlooking the water.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42This is like aversion therapy,
0:25:42 > 0:25:45he stares fear in the eye and goes for it.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Ooh, he really goes straight for it.
0:25:51 > 0:25:56Kev, what are you doing? Kev? Kev?! Oh, he's scared of water, isn't he?
0:25:56 > 0:26:01He's forgotten he's also scared of rope. This is a nightmare.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Yeah, now he's remembered the rope.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06So at last the ordeal is over for poor Kev.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09He can relax, chill out, and unwind.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Or can he?
0:26:12 > 0:26:14No, cos he's still got the Sweeper to go.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17I ache from head to toe.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20- I can imagine Hammond's voiceover right now.- You can hear it, listen.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23'Oh, no, I never have sugar in tea. Right, where are we?
0:26:23 > 0:26:25'Who's he? Oh, it's Kevin Adams.'
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Oh, this is with celebrities.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32It ain't easy, guys.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35- It ain't easy.- This is the hardest thing I ever had to do.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Yeah, whose idea was that?
0:26:36 > 0:26:41What this qualifier needs is a smart approach, a bit of intelligence and
0:26:41 > 0:26:43sophistication, and here's just the lady.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46She's a journalist, she's been in Dictionary Corner, she's an
0:26:46 > 0:26:50all-round boffin. It is Kaye Adams.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53I don't want to run the rest of the contestants down,
0:26:53 > 0:26:56but I think you're a little bit brainier than the rest of them.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Are you sure you've thought this through?
0:26:58 > 0:27:02I don't think any brains are gonna come in to this whatsoever.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Kaye is off. Don't worry, Kaye, the Dodge Ballers told me
0:27:06 > 0:27:08they're big fans of Loose Women...
0:27:08 > 0:27:13although that might be a different show in Argentina that they meant.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Yeah, oh... And this isn't...
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Well. Come on, Kaye! This is...
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Oh, no! I bet it was never like this on Countdown, was it?
0:27:26 > 0:27:28No. But at least while she's actually in the water
0:27:28 > 0:27:31she'll get a break from those Dodge Balls.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Oh, come on, guys, that's hardly fair.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36It's funny, yeah, it is, but hardly fair.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Oh... ooh.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44Kaye almost past those Dodge Ballers but next it's the obstacle that may
0:27:44 > 0:27:48well knock some sense out of her, the Sucker Punch.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51I reckon Kaye will have devised a brainy strategy for this. Oh...
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Clever! See what you did there.
0:27:56 > 0:28:01Using her nose to shield her face from the full force of a Sucker Punch - that is genius!
0:28:04 > 0:28:08- What would Julie Andrews do now?- Erm, that's a slightly odd question.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12Here's the answer: Julie Andrews would sack her agent for making her,
0:28:12 > 0:28:15a 74-year-old musical legend, do a ridiculous obstacle course.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17Has that helped? No.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19These trousers are ruined.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22Kaye used her formidable intelligence to work out
0:28:22 > 0:28:26the perfect trajectory to bounce across these balls. She will have.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Yeah, she'll have worked that out.
0:28:29 > 0:28:30Yes, she has.
0:28:30 > 0:28:34No, she hasn't. Must have forgot.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38# So long, farewell auf wiedersehen, good night... #
0:28:39 > 0:28:43To lose dignity, first you must have some. Kaye lost hers then.
0:28:43 > 0:28:47Her brain is telling her to abort but she's pushing on to the final
0:28:47 > 0:28:49obstacle, the Leap of Faith.
0:28:49 > 0:28:53Just imagine all the calculations that must be going on in her head
0:28:53 > 0:28:57right now - angle, acceleration, grip, strength, speed...
0:28:57 > 0:28:59gravity. Oh. Maybe with all that lot going on
0:28:59 > 0:29:02she forgot to hold on - that's what happened.
0:29:02 > 0:29:06Kaye now calculating the shortest route to the top of the podium,
0:29:06 > 0:29:10she'd have worked it... She's gone past the steps.
0:29:10 > 0:29:12She's not really that clever, is she?
0:29:12 > 0:29:14Kaye!
0:29:14 > 0:29:17- Kaye, come back!- Oh, my God.
0:29:19 > 0:29:23And so Kaye finishes in a time of 4:05, and you don't have to be
0:29:23 > 0:29:28Kaye Adams to figure out that isn't one of today's best times.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30Our final celebrity of the day
0:29:30 > 0:29:33is Waterloo Road and Casualty actor Luke Bailey.
0:29:36 > 0:29:40Luke's time spent on Casualty should come in useful now. He'll be able to
0:29:40 > 0:29:43diagnose exactly what damage he's doing to himself on the course.
0:29:43 > 0:29:48Guys, get used to seeing the back of my head today cos you're gonna be seeing a lot of it.
0:29:48 > 0:29:51Fighting talk from Luke.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53So Luke is off.
0:29:53 > 0:29:57- That's a cold dip, need a hot water bottle for that.- What am I doing?
0:29:57 > 0:30:00What are you doing? Good question. Looks like...
0:30:00 > 0:30:04injuring yourself, yeah, that's my diagnosis.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Nurse, we've got a scuffed knee,
0:30:06 > 0:30:09get me 20ml of pink ointment and a Mr Bump plaster.
0:30:13 > 0:30:16The Dodge Ballers say they'd like to see Luke back in Casualty.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19Again, I'm not sure that we're talking about the programme.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24Very real danger of a verruca here.
0:30:24 > 0:30:29- Talcum powder on standby on a trolley.- What was I thinking?
0:30:29 > 0:30:33No, he's through it, but will he avoid injury on the Sucker Punch?
0:30:35 > 0:30:39Oh, this is several minor injuries just waiting to happen...maybe not.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41He's across! That was fabulous.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44- Can he make the Big Balls look easy as well?- Here I go.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47He's not hanging around, he's...
0:30:47 > 0:30:50Ha-ha-ha, no. He's actually made them look really quite difficult,
0:30:50 > 0:30:52is what he did there.
0:30:52 > 0:30:56Major tumble. Left untreated, that could lead to a gammy knee
0:30:56 > 0:31:00or maybe a little twinge in the back when you do that...
0:31:01 > 0:31:04How's he still going with all these injuries?
0:31:04 > 0:31:06He's like the Six Million Dollar Man.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16Now I look like David Hasselhoff.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19Oh, he's getting delirious now.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22OK, the Leap of Faith.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24Please, no more minor accidents,
0:31:24 > 0:31:27the medicine cabinet is bare. I've got no more plasters left.
0:31:27 > 0:31:29Oh, he makes it!
0:31:29 > 0:31:34Luke Bailey, the second quickest time today with 1:31.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37A lot of excitement here in the studio...
0:31:37 > 0:31:41I say "studio" - it's four planks on some Argentinian scaffolding and an
0:31:41 > 0:31:44Argentinian soundman in the corner.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46Let's have a look at the leader board.
0:31:46 > 0:31:51Taking the top spot is James scoring a maximum 10 points.
0:31:51 > 0:31:55Luke Bailey is second, with Joe in third and Kev in fourth.
0:31:55 > 0:32:00Fatima is the fastest girl - not surprisingly - comes in fifth.
0:32:00 > 0:32:04Not quite so impressive in sixth is Adele, followed by Ola.
0:32:05 > 0:32:10Kaye is in eighth, Carrie is next with funny man Tim at the bottom,
0:32:10 > 0:32:14taking a measly single point into the next round.
0:32:14 > 0:32:18Remember, there's still time to claw back some dignity on the Sweeper,
0:32:18 > 0:32:20possibly. Dignity's the wrong word.
0:32:20 > 0:32:24Just writing a letter to Heat. "Spotted! Luke Bailey, falling
0:32:24 > 0:32:28"from a great height off giant inflatable balls in Argentina.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30"He looked hot."
0:32:30 > 0:32:33OK, all 10 celebrities have now tackled the Qualifier.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35It's time for all 10 to tackle the Sweeper.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38Should be fun... if you think being hit in the face
0:32:38 > 0:32:41by a giant rotating arm is funny, which I do.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43Let's have a look at what's in store.
0:32:48 > 0:32:52As ever, all they have to do is balance on those things
0:32:52 > 0:32:55and avoid that other thing. All their Qualifier positions
0:32:55 > 0:32:59have been turned into points and after the Sweeper we'll do the same again.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02Last man standing gets 10, first to fall gets just one,
0:33:02 > 0:33:05the top five celebrities then go through to the next round.
0:33:05 > 0:33:08Right, let's get on to the fun.
0:33:08 > 0:33:11On podiums 1 and 2 stand kings of the Qualifier, James...
0:33:11 > 0:33:16This is for my Mum and Dad sitting at home. This is for you!
0:33:16 > 0:33:20- ..and Luke Bailey.- Adele, I think your taxi's here, love. Bye.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23On podiums 3 and 4 it's Joe Swash...
0:33:23 > 0:33:25Hello, Harry, I love you, son.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27I miss you. This is for you, boy.
0:33:27 > 0:33:33- ..and Kevin Adams.- Daddy's gonna do it for you, you, you, you. Booo!
0:33:33 > 0:33:35On 5 and 6, it's the legendary Fatima...
0:33:35 > 0:33:38This is for my son Ryan, go!
0:33:38 > 0:33:39..and Adele Silva.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41Has anyone seen a bus stop?
0:33:41 > 0:33:43That catchphrase will never catch on.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45On podiums 7 and 8, Ola Jordan...
0:33:45 > 0:33:48James, watch out, I'll still coming for you.
0:33:48 > 0:33:52- ..and Kaye Adams.- Do me a favour, just put me out of my misery.
0:33:52 > 0:33:54Now, THAT is a catchphrase.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Finally, it's slowcoaches Carrie Grant...
0:33:56 > 0:33:58This isn't funny any more.
0:33:58 > 0:34:02..and someone who probably is still funny - Tim Vine.
0:34:02 > 0:34:06I'm in last position, I've been written off like a car driven into a wall at 70mph.
0:34:06 > 0:34:10Could this be the mother of all comebacks? Answers on a postcard.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12Told you.
0:34:12 > 0:34:19What's the difference between a celebrity falling off a podium and a normal person falling off a podium?
0:34:19 > 0:34:23Absolutely nothing. It's the Sweeper, are you all ready?
0:34:23 > 0:34:26- Yay!- Celebrities are so high maintenance.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28Three...two...one!
0:34:30 > 0:34:32Here we go.
0:34:32 > 0:34:36James will be the first to jump.
0:34:36 > 0:34:39Will anyone fall on the first spin of the Sweeper?
0:34:39 > 0:34:40Oops...
0:34:40 > 0:34:44Ola's gone. Ola waltzes off her podium,
0:34:44 > 0:34:49she is the first celebrity to fall and scores just one point.
0:34:49 > 0:34:54That was pretty scary. I could tango all days long but I couldn't do this.
0:34:54 > 0:34:57No, Ola, you couldn't, as it turned out.
0:34:57 > 0:35:01But everyone else? Well, it's a staggering display.
0:35:01 > 0:35:02They're all staying on!
0:35:03 > 0:35:07They're just like real people showing actual determination.
0:35:07 > 0:35:10The remaining nine celebrities all jumping well.
0:35:11 > 0:35:15James goes over, Luke, Joe, Kevin, Fatima -
0:35:15 > 0:35:18come on, Fatima, stay up - Adele, Kay, Carrie
0:35:18 > 0:35:20and Tim are still there.
0:35:22 > 0:35:26This is real life determination, I didn't expect to see this.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28The Sweeper arm getting higher with every turn,
0:35:28 > 0:35:30as it does for normal people.
0:35:30 > 0:35:34Remember, they need to stay on top of those podiums to get as many points as possible.
0:35:34 > 0:35:39The next to fall will score just two points whilst the last standing will score a maximum 10.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Oh, hang on, what happened there?
0:35:42 > 0:35:47I think Adele's bottled it, and now Carrie's gone as well.
0:35:47 > 0:35:50Yeah, Adele thinks about it for a moment, decides she's had enough,
0:35:50 > 0:35:52and takes a cold bath.
0:35:52 > 0:35:57It is so much harder and scarier than it looks, cos them podiums wobble as well.
0:35:57 > 0:36:01Carrie goes out with an awkward fall. Ow-ow!
0:36:01 > 0:36:08It's just horrible, the bar comes towards you and you just think, I'm gonna die.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12Not a good day for the girls - neither Adele nor Carrie did very
0:36:12 > 0:36:16well in the Qualifier so it's not looking good for either of them now.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19Tim, who was last in the Qualifier, is still hanging on in there.
0:36:19 > 0:36:23Maybe this could be that mother of all comebacks he was talking about.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27Oh, Kaye's opted for Adele's approach,
0:36:27 > 0:36:30and I think Luke Bailey's gone as well.
0:36:30 > 0:36:32They're like lemmings up there today.
0:36:32 > 0:36:36I don't like it any more.
0:36:36 > 0:36:38All of a sudden, Kaye's massive brain obviously
0:36:38 > 0:36:42telling her one thing - "this isn't fun any more, I'm getting off."
0:36:42 > 0:36:46I know I bottled it but your adrenalin's pumping, your heart is coming out of your chest.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48And now look at this from Luke.
0:36:48 > 0:36:52It's horrible. Got down onto the podium thing, and as the bar came,
0:36:52 > 0:36:53it hit me.
0:36:53 > 0:36:57Now I understand why they wear helmets, look.
0:36:57 > 0:37:02This is gonna shake up the leader board. Which five will make it through to the next round?
0:37:02 > 0:37:06Tim, stay on there, you need more points.
0:37:06 > 0:37:13Oh, no! Fatima's fallen. Fatima has gone, and Tim as well finally.
0:37:13 > 0:37:15Fatima just mistimed her landing.
0:37:15 > 0:37:21I'm sixth off the podium so if my sums are right then I hope that I should get through on that.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24That bar is so high now, I'm not surprised Tim came a cropper.
0:37:24 > 0:37:30We've all been having the same sort of thought, which is, it's great to be here, but it's also frightening.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33I imagine it's the same as if someone set fire to you.
0:37:33 > 0:37:34Exciting but painful.
0:37:34 > 0:37:37Remember, the longer they stay on, the more points they get.
0:37:37 > 0:37:40- Has Tim done enough to stay in the competition?- Fingers crossed?
0:37:40 > 0:37:43They are, yeah, it's an injury.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45- Mate, shall we all bail out? - Yeah, that's it.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47It's a good idea, tempting I'm sure,
0:37:47 > 0:37:50Kev asking if the final few want to bail out, but no.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54I don't see anyone else bailing.
0:37:56 > 0:38:00- Aargh!- Oh! That was a fall with star quality.
0:38:00 > 0:38:04James takes a leap, which means Joe is the last man standing.
0:38:07 > 0:38:08Hideous.
0:38:08 > 0:38:14Hideous. All I could hear in my head was R Kelly. # I believe I can fly #
0:38:14 > 0:38:19Well, considering he was scared of water, that is going to leave Kev traumatised, I would say, for weeks.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23And then James gets ready for another series of
0:38:23 > 0:38:25Strictly Jumping Off Podiums.
0:38:25 > 0:38:29Scary. When that thing is coming towards you, it is going fast and it's high.
0:38:29 > 0:38:36It is, but Joe kept his nerve and is our last celebrity man standing, scoring a maximum 10 points.
0:38:36 > 0:38:39I'm very proud, cos I'm only short, got little
0:38:39 > 0:38:43stumpy legs, you know, so I've got to jump a bit higher than everyone else.
0:38:43 > 0:38:44So I'm over the moon, chuffed.
0:38:44 > 0:38:49So the Sweeper has done exactly what it said it would in its poorly translated instruction manual -
0:38:49 > 0:38:52swept 10 famous people right off their famous feet.
0:38:52 > 0:38:55But which famous five will go through to the Dizzy Dummies?
0:38:55 > 0:38:57Let's look at the leader board to find out.
0:38:57 > 0:39:01Converting both performances into points gives us the top five,
0:39:01 > 0:39:06and right at the top, king of the Qualifier, James Jordan.
0:39:06 > 0:39:10Last man standing Joe Swash is through in second place.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12Kevin has booked his place, he's in third,
0:39:12 > 0:39:16and despite his lemming impression, Luke is through in fourth.
0:39:16 > 0:39:20Fatima's sums were right, she scrapes through. Come on, Fatima!
0:39:20 > 0:39:26These five are all gonna miss out - Tim by one place, Kaye then joins
0:39:26 > 0:39:31Adele in joint seventh. Ola and Carrie languish at the bottom.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34It's farewell to all those five.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37So it's goodbye to Carrie.
0:39:39 > 0:39:40Keep laughing, Tim.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43# The sun ain't gonna shine any more... #
0:39:43 > 0:39:46Keep on dancing, Ola.
0:39:49 > 0:39:54You'll always be big in our hearts, Adele.
0:39:54 > 0:39:58And remember, Kaye, the pen is mightier than the fall.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02So we have our five qualifiers for the Dizzy Dummies.
0:40:02 > 0:40:07One of them will soon be heading home with a cool £10,000 for a charity of their choice.
0:40:07 > 0:40:13Let's remind ourselves of who they are - I'm still hazy on a couple of them - and how they got here.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16First up, it's Strictly's James Jordan.
0:40:16 > 0:40:20- Next, is Eastender Joe Swash. - I can't really talk properly.
0:40:20 > 0:40:25More bruises than an overripe tomato in a blender, it's Luke Bailey.
0:40:25 > 0:40:28And fitness guru Kev, DVD now available at a discounted price.
0:40:28 > 0:40:33- The last celebrity is Olympic legend Fatima.- It ain't easy, guys.
0:40:33 > 0:40:35The boys don't stand a chance.
0:40:35 > 0:40:39- It ain't easy.- And so, on to the Dizzy Dummies, and look where I am.
0:40:39 > 0:40:43I'm gonna watch, I'm so gonna turn round and watch.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46Our celebrities should be good at this, given that it's the only sport
0:40:46 > 0:40:49for which falling out of nightclubs is training.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52Let's take a look at exactly what they're up against today.
0:40:56 > 0:41:00The ordeal begins with a sickening spin in a Dizzy Dummy, 40 seconds of
0:41:00 > 0:41:05sheer terror as five celebrities all blur into one really famous face.
0:41:05 > 0:41:09Then they're off for a wet scramble through the stumbling saloon doors,
0:41:09 > 0:41:12over the rolling logs, to the finish line.
0:41:12 > 0:41:15Last one to finish is a rotten tomato and even worse,
0:41:15 > 0:41:18he's out of the competition. The remaining four
0:41:18 > 0:41:20then strap themselves back into the Dizzy Dummy
0:41:20 > 0:41:23and do the whole horrible thing again.
0:41:23 > 0:41:29This time it's the Crazy Cutouts and the Donuts, until just three remain to face the Wipeout Zone.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32Five dizzy celebrities...
0:41:32 > 0:41:34nothing new there then.
0:41:34 > 0:41:37- It's Dizzy Dummies. Are you all ready?- No.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40Three...two...one!
0:41:42 > 0:41:45So five will shortly become three...
0:41:45 > 0:41:48I don't mean because of a terrible accident,
0:41:48 > 0:41:54I mean, it's not that unsafe... Well, "unsafe" as defined by Argentinian law. We checked.
0:41:56 > 0:41:59Still spinning but slowing.
0:42:00 > 0:42:06The seatbelts are undone, Luke Bailey's making an early break...
0:42:06 > 0:42:07back to the Dizzy Dummy again. I'm confused.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10They don't call them the Dizzy Dummies for nothing,
0:42:10 > 0:42:13but that is like watching the Chuckle Brothers.
0:42:15 > 0:42:18James displays some fancy footwork,
0:42:18 > 0:42:21Oh, and he's across! That was genuinely superb.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24Luke, meanwhile, is still back at the start.
0:42:24 > 0:42:27Now, legendary Fatima makes her run...for it...
0:42:29 > 0:42:34Can Kev conquer his fear and make it across? Oh, that was phenomenal.
0:42:34 > 0:42:39Just like James, Kevin made that look easy, and believe me when I say it isn't.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42Or don't believe it, there's nothing I can do about it. It really isn't.
0:42:42 > 0:42:45Right, the thespian treading the logs now and...
0:42:45 > 0:42:49Hoo-hoo! That's a terrible place to fall,
0:42:49 > 0:42:51it really is.
0:42:56 > 0:42:59Now there he is, I was wondering where Joe had got to.
0:42:59 > 0:43:01Oh, not quite the panache of James or Kevin but he's...
0:43:01 > 0:43:05Oh, no, he's in, he's in too.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07That's tickled Kev.
0:43:07 > 0:43:10Fatima, take two, I've got a good feeling...
0:43:10 > 0:43:14I shouldn't say anything, I spoil it each time. Come on now, Luke.
0:43:14 > 0:43:16Come on, Luke. Yow!
0:43:16 > 0:43:19Ow, at the last hurdle!
0:43:19 > 0:43:22A double footwear malfunction to blame there,
0:43:22 > 0:43:25and perhaps too much gravity just there.
0:43:27 > 0:43:31Joe looking good now, making a dash, come on! OH!
0:43:31 > 0:43:37Slightly unnecessary swan dive to finish, but he'll join James and Kevin in the next Dizzy Dummies.
0:43:37 > 0:43:38Just Fatima and Luke are left,
0:43:38 > 0:43:42the last one across now will be eliminated. Fatima making progress.
0:43:46 > 0:43:49Yeah...she's down again.
0:43:49 > 0:43:52The landing looked good but the legend just topples backwards.
0:43:52 > 0:43:57All these attempts have got to be taking their toll. While Fatima swims back to the start,
0:43:57 > 0:44:02Luke Bailey has got time to compose himself and here we go, he's making his dash.
0:44:02 > 0:44:05And he's done it! He has done it, Luke Bailey
0:44:05 > 0:44:09is across, leaving legendary Fatima with the wooden spoon.
0:44:12 > 0:44:14Oh, I'm so sorry, Fatima.
0:44:14 > 0:44:17You were so close so many times, what went wrong at the end?
0:44:17 > 0:44:20Well, it's just one of those things, isn't it?
0:44:20 > 0:44:24You give your all and hope it's good enough but unfortunately it wasn't quite enough.
0:44:24 > 0:44:28We've all been rooting for you all day, Fatima. Thank you so much.
0:44:28 > 0:44:33So Fatima Whitbread's Total Wipeout adventure ends there -
0:44:33 > 0:44:37proof that Total Wipeout is actually harder than the Olympics.
0:44:37 > 0:44:42The remaining four will be spun again and then tackle the Donuts, so it's over to Amanda.
0:44:42 > 0:44:45Thanks, Richard. All right, here we go again.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47Are you guys all ready?
0:44:47 > 0:44:50Three...two...one!
0:44:50 > 0:44:53Luke Bailey, Joe Swash, James Jordan, Kevin Adams -
0:44:53 > 0:44:57which one won't be going through to the Wipeout Zone?
0:45:02 > 0:45:03Ahhh! Stop it!
0:45:05 > 0:45:06Stop it?! Er, no!
0:45:17 > 0:45:21It's the Crazy Cutouts this time, James. Yeah, that way, there you go.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24Let's go through the square one.
0:45:24 > 0:45:27Oh, who will make it first onto a Donut? It's James.
0:45:27 > 0:45:30James is the first to make it onto a Donut.
0:45:30 > 0:45:35Joe Swash now has joined him for some friendly wrestling, on a giant inflatable Donut.
0:45:35 > 0:45:40Oh, James is on to the second... with his face. Ha-ha-ha!
0:45:40 > 0:45:44Seems to be some sort of teamwork going on - we haven't seen this before.
0:45:44 > 0:45:48Nice to see people making friends on the Total Wipeout course.
0:45:48 > 0:45:53James on to the third Donut now, he's just hanging on - those things are greased and incredibly slippery.
0:45:53 > 0:45:58Joe falls and pulls James in - so much for teamwork.
0:46:02 > 0:46:05Kev meanwhile leapfrogs Luke Bailey
0:46:05 > 0:46:09and makes it onto the second. Can Luke catch up?
0:46:09 > 0:46:12Oh, yes, but that Donut ain't big enough for the both of them.
0:46:12 > 0:46:17Well, it is actually - you could probably fit two or three others on there.
0:46:17 > 0:46:20Oh, lovely to see our old friend the classic face plant
0:46:20 > 0:46:22making a return to this event.
0:46:22 > 0:46:25Oh, we waited and it was worth it, there it is.
0:46:25 > 0:46:28Joe now doing his best to throw Kevin off that Donut.
0:46:28 > 0:46:31He's taking everyone off with him.
0:46:31 > 0:46:34Oh, and teammate James not that far behind.
0:46:34 > 0:46:37Seeing what these celebrities are really made of now.
0:46:37 > 0:46:40Joe prepares to overtake Kev but fails.
0:46:42 > 0:46:45I think Kevin's moved in, if he stays on that Donut a
0:46:45 > 0:46:49little longer he'll be able to claim squatter's rights.
0:46:49 > 0:46:50It's not actually yours.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52Luke is now back in the running.
0:46:52 > 0:46:57Finally, someone makes it to the third Donut. Kevin still on two...
0:46:57 > 0:47:01just joined by Luke Bailey, it is turning into mayhem out there.
0:47:03 > 0:47:06Kevin finally ready to pounce I think.
0:47:06 > 0:47:08Oh, and it's a disaster!
0:47:08 > 0:47:10Just gone wrong.
0:47:12 > 0:47:14Luke meanwhile joins James on third.
0:47:14 > 0:47:18Just one jump to go now and they'll be into the Wipeout Zone.
0:47:20 > 0:47:24Joe's made it onto second but not very comfortably.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27In fact, it looks like... Have the Donuts bitten back?
0:47:27 > 0:47:31They have, and with a shoulder injury for Joe,
0:47:31 > 0:47:34- this round is prematurely over.- Are you OK?
0:47:34 > 0:47:38Beyond the call of duty and proving that celebrities are indeed
0:47:38 > 0:47:42just flesh and blood after all, Joe's swashbuckling days are over
0:47:42 > 0:47:45as he is forced to retire with honour, dignity,
0:47:45 > 0:47:48and a really, really massive Mr Bump plaster.
0:47:48 > 0:47:51So really bad luck for Joe there, he won't be carrying on.
0:47:51 > 0:47:55That means Luke, Kevin, and James go through to the Wipeout Zone.
0:47:55 > 0:47:59One of those three will be going home with £10,000 for the charity of their choice.
0:47:59 > 0:48:03Let's see what our three brave finalists have to say for themselves.
0:48:05 > 0:48:10From the moment we all met at the airport it's been absolute madness.
0:48:10 > 0:48:14Total Wipeout is the most intense and ridiculous and fun experience I've ever had.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17When you're sitting at home, it does look so easy.
0:48:17 > 0:48:19It's tough, you know? This has been really tough.
0:48:19 > 0:48:23James and Kevin do not scare me one bit.
0:48:23 > 0:48:27These guys are old, they should be scared of me.
0:48:27 > 0:48:29James Jordan, he's the man.
0:48:29 > 0:48:32He's the man with the plan.
0:48:32 > 0:48:36- It's gonna be a piece of cake. - I'm quietly confident, to be fair.
0:48:36 > 0:48:39- I'm there, I'm in the mix. - I'll be in with a chance...
0:48:39 > 0:48:41a fighting chance.
0:48:41 > 0:48:45I will die rather than not finish that course.
0:48:45 > 0:48:49If I break my legs, I'm gonna drag myself round there.
0:48:49 > 0:48:51I think tonight, from the start I'm gonna be scared.
0:48:51 > 0:48:54It's just a mass of madness.
0:48:54 > 0:48:56Everything scares me a little bit...
0:48:56 > 0:48:58- Ha-ha!- It is scary.
0:48:58 > 0:49:02I will not watch this show again with the same eyes.
0:49:05 > 0:49:09So it all comes down to this. Three celebrities,
0:49:09 > 0:49:1740,000 gallons of water, a lot of noisy machinery, four Argentinian frogmen, but only one trophy.
0:49:17 > 0:49:21Who will be returning to the UK crowned Total Wipeout Celebrity Champion?
0:49:21 > 0:49:23Luke will be going first.
0:49:23 > 0:49:27They've all put in an heroic performance today - just one more giant effort is needed.
0:49:27 > 0:49:29It's the Wipeout Zone.
0:49:34 > 0:49:40So it works like this. Killer Surf, the toughest obstacle ever.
0:49:40 > 0:49:44Barrel Run. So, OK, this is the toughest obstacle ever.
0:49:44 > 0:49:47Climbing Wall - actually, that's pretty difficult too.
0:49:47 > 0:49:50Spinner, I'll have to rethink my toughness scale.
0:49:50 > 0:49:53Brusher, let's start again - this is the toughest obstacle ever.
0:49:53 > 0:49:55Launch Pads.
0:49:55 > 0:50:00Actually, they're all really difficult, except for the end where you just need to push a button.
0:50:00 > 0:50:05The sun has gone down, the stars are out, but there's no red carpet here
0:50:05 > 0:50:10on the Celebrity Wipeout Zone, and Luke is first to brave it.
0:50:10 > 0:50:13Luke Bailey is about to take on the greatest role of his life.
0:50:13 > 0:50:17- Arrrgggh!- The Wipeout Zone challenger number one.
0:50:17 > 0:50:18Whooo!
0:50:20 > 0:50:23He's off, and he's in.
0:50:23 > 0:50:27Luke has impressed so far with the second fastest qualifier run
0:50:27 > 0:50:30of the day, but that's not strictly gonna help him here.
0:50:33 > 0:50:35On to that greased beam first of all.
0:50:35 > 0:50:39The barrels head towards Luke like Waterloo Road fans
0:50:39 > 0:50:41wanting autographs, but Luke jumps over them...
0:50:41 > 0:50:46and my analogy breaks down at that point. The Climbing Wall now.
0:50:46 > 0:50:50Luke carefully steps out onto the narrow ledge, a difficult climb
0:50:50 > 0:50:53made more difficult by the cascading water.
0:50:55 > 0:50:57Looking good...
0:50:57 > 0:50:59looking very good.
0:50:59 > 0:51:01And Luke Bailey is across,
0:51:01 > 0:51:04will he become the first celebrity to land on the Spinner? He is.
0:51:04 > 0:51:06Now it's getting off the Spinner,
0:51:06 > 0:51:09where so many fail. It costs them a lot of precious time.
0:51:09 > 0:51:13And he's... These guys are really good, I didn't expect this.
0:51:13 > 0:51:17Just two obstacles remain, Brusher first.
0:51:17 > 0:51:21Ooooh, it was looking so good to that point.
0:51:21 > 0:51:26Typical, actually, you see he can't resist adding a little bit of drama to the proceedings.
0:51:26 > 0:51:28Looking so strong until the Brusher,
0:51:28 > 0:51:32it cost him a lot of time. A climb to the Launch Pads now.
0:51:33 > 0:51:36Luke Bailey going for it now, this
0:51:36 > 0:51:40is still a very good time if he can hold it together on the Launch Pads.
0:51:40 > 0:51:43Yes, he's onto the second Launch Pad almost straight away,
0:51:43 > 0:51:48and Luke Bailey comes home in an incredible 1:27.
0:51:48 > 0:51:53Well done! Bravo, encore. Actually, no, no encore, save yourself.
0:51:55 > 0:51:58Well, for that incredible performance,
0:51:58 > 0:52:01Luke deserves an Oscar. Maybe not an Oscar but at least a TV Quick award.
0:52:01 > 0:52:07That said, will he be fast enough to win him the £10,000 for his chosen charity?
0:52:07 > 0:52:09That was amazing.
0:52:09 > 0:52:11I was looking forward to it, I was nervous. Oh, dear!
0:52:11 > 0:52:17I can tell you right now that your time, Luke, tonight was 1:27.
0:52:17 > 0:52:20Yeah, I'm happy with that, very happy with that, yeah.
0:52:20 > 0:52:26- Whoo!- Yours is the time to beat, and next up is Kevin.
0:52:26 > 0:52:30If Kevin Adams thought the previous rounds were scary,
0:52:30 > 0:52:32well, he was right, but this one is extra scary.
0:52:32 > 0:52:36Come on Kevo.
0:52:36 > 0:52:38Here we go.
0:52:40 > 0:52:44In the air, and that was a Wipeout Zone rarity,
0:52:44 > 0:52:47Kevin was still in the ring when he landed.
0:52:47 > 0:52:50The Barrel Run next.
0:52:52 > 0:52:56The celebrity fitness instructor heads up the greased beam
0:52:56 > 0:52:58and makes that look easy. Now the Barrels.
0:53:01 > 0:53:05He makes those look like a warm-up exercise. On to the Climbing Wall.
0:53:05 > 0:53:09Kevin must be a bit worried about that torrent of water -
0:53:09 > 0:53:12it makes it so difficult to stay on.
0:53:12 > 0:53:15Come on, son, that's it. Speed up now.
0:53:15 > 0:53:18Look where you're going, that's it.
0:53:18 > 0:53:22Again, what is it with celebrities? I thought they'd be just hopeless.
0:53:22 > 0:53:25This guy's looking really confident.
0:53:27 > 0:53:31He's crossed the wall. The Spinner is next...
0:53:31 > 0:53:32And he's straight on there.
0:53:32 > 0:53:36No fear at all for Kevin as he prepares for the dismount.
0:53:36 > 0:53:39This is the tricky bit, but again a very solid landing.
0:53:39 > 0:53:42Almost matching Luke at the moment.
0:53:42 > 0:53:45This is where Luke got knocked off by the Brusher,
0:53:45 > 0:53:47will Kevin defeat it? Oooh!
0:53:47 > 0:53:50I thought he'd done it!
0:53:50 > 0:53:53Few, in fact, have ever managed it, but Kevin came very close to
0:53:53 > 0:53:57traversing the Brusher, really achingly close there.
0:53:57 > 0:54:00This is turning into a mirror image of Luke's run so far, just
0:54:00 > 0:54:04the Launch Pads to go between Kevin and the button at the end.
0:54:04 > 0:54:07He's gonna do a double flip, I can see it in his eyes.
0:54:07 > 0:54:09Just the two to go...
0:54:09 > 0:54:12He's on. Oh, no, he's down...
0:54:14 > 0:54:17Ooh, and by the looks of things, out as well.
0:54:17 > 0:54:19Poor Kev, is he all right?
0:54:19 > 0:54:22Is he injured?
0:54:22 > 0:54:26Yep, a leg injury finishes it and that's awful news for Kevin, who got
0:54:26 > 0:54:31off to a strong start on the Wipeout Zone - great landing, great Barrel Run - and so nearly beat the
0:54:31 > 0:54:34Brusher, but then launched himself into that pylon.
0:54:34 > 0:54:36Bad luck for poor Kevin there.
0:54:36 > 0:54:42So Luke holds the lead, only one man stands between him and the title. It's James.
0:54:42 > 0:54:45Let's go down to the course to see who will be crowned the very first
0:54:45 > 0:54:47Total Wipeout Celebrity Champion.
0:54:49 > 0:54:53- He was fastest in the qualifier and second in the Sweeper...- Come on!
0:54:53 > 0:54:56..but can James waltz his way to Total Wipeout glory?
0:55:00 > 0:55:03So this competition just turned into a head to head
0:55:03 > 0:55:05between James and Luke - not that James knows it yet.
0:55:05 > 0:55:08He hasn't seen either of the previous two runs,
0:55:08 > 0:55:12all he knows is he's got to go as fast as he can.
0:55:12 > 0:55:16Up the greased beam, time to pirouette over some barrels, woo.
0:55:16 > 0:55:19- That is genuinely graceful. - Wow!- Yeah...ohhh!
0:55:20 > 0:55:23James's nimble toes useful on the ledge,
0:55:23 > 0:55:26also you need strength for the Climbing Wall,
0:55:26 > 0:55:31a lot of strength to hold up against that torrent of water.
0:55:31 > 0:55:33And again,
0:55:33 > 0:55:35James just dashing it off.
0:55:35 > 0:55:39- He's made it...and is on to the Spinner.- Aaargh.
0:55:39 > 0:55:43- Ooh!- James is...ooh. Up and focusing on his target,
0:55:43 > 0:55:46he knows this is critical, this point.
0:55:46 > 0:55:48Timing it, he makes his leap...
0:55:48 > 0:55:50and he slips!
0:55:50 > 0:55:54Just manages to stay on, manages to get a foot on the ladder,
0:55:54 > 0:55:57and that save may well have bagged his charity £10,000.
0:55:57 > 0:56:01The Brusher next, two falls so far today for the Brusher...
0:56:01 > 0:56:05- And make that three. - This is going to be close.
0:56:05 > 0:56:09So Luke, Kevin, and now James have all fallen at the Brusher.
0:56:12 > 0:56:13He's still pushing on,
0:56:13 > 0:56:17James is straight up the ladder to attempt the Launch Pads.
0:56:17 > 0:56:19His chances of winning now have got to be all but over,
0:56:19 > 0:56:21but he's still throwing himself.
0:56:21 > 0:56:24Oh, no, that's got to hurt.
0:56:27 > 0:56:30He makes his leap...
0:56:30 > 0:56:34- Ooo! Oh, no, this is...- He's on! - He's got back...
0:56:34 > 0:56:37Somehow, he's saved that.
0:56:37 > 0:56:41That is miraculous. One final jump for James...
0:56:43 > 0:56:44And he's done it!
0:56:44 > 0:56:50What in incredible recovery from James - that was so nearly over...
0:56:50 > 0:56:51- Whoo-hoo!- ..so many times.
0:56:51 > 0:56:57A truly amazing effort from James. Those quick feet only let him down once on the Brusher.
0:56:57 > 0:57:00Remember, James doesn't know how the others have done yet so let's go
0:57:00 > 0:57:04straight to Amanda to crown our first celebrity champion.
0:57:05 > 0:57:09Oh, James, how are you doing?
0:57:09 > 0:57:13You know what, I done the best I could possibly do.
0:57:13 > 0:57:17Either way, I gave it my best shot and whoever won,
0:57:17 > 0:57:19it's gonna go to a good charity.
0:57:19 > 0:57:22I've got to tell you, James, you have been so determined.
0:57:22 > 0:57:26Luke, you've been talking the talk and walking the walk and
0:57:26 > 0:57:30that cockiness has won you the title of Total Wipeout Celebrity Champion!
0:57:30 > 0:57:35So Casualty star Luke Bailey has become our first Total Wipeout
0:57:35 > 0:57:37Celebrity Champion, and earns DebRA,
0:57:37 > 0:57:42a charity that works with genetic skin disorders, the £10,000 prize.
0:57:42 > 0:57:47Congratulations to him, they'll be partying late into the night in Buenos Aires.
0:57:47 > 0:57:49In fact, there they all go now,
0:57:49 > 0:57:54conga-ing their way to the crew bus ready for the celebrations ahead.
0:57:54 > 0:57:57And there goes the bus off...
0:57:57 > 0:57:59into the night.
0:57:59 > 0:58:06So, from me, here in Argentina, 30 feet up in the air...
0:58:06 > 0:58:10with no discernable means of getting down, I'll see you next time!
0:58:10 > 0:58:11HOWL
0:58:11 > 0:58:13Right...I just heard a puma.
0:58:13 > 0:58:14I think I heard a puma.
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