0:00:02 > 0:00:09Argentina, South America. Birthplace of the world famous Maradona, Evita and Gabriela Sabatini.
0:00:09 > 0:00:14But also the birthplace of the equally famous Total Wipeout obstacle course.
0:00:14 > 0:00:20Plenty of ordinary folk have tried and failed to conquer this magnificent beast.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23So now it's time to give a different breed of Britain the chance.
0:00:23 > 0:00:28This is no ordinary Total Wipeout, it is Celebrity Total Wipeout.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32First positions, please, quiet on set, and action!
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Good evening and welcome to a special edition of Total Wipeout.
0:00:42 > 0:00:47Special for two reasons - firstly, tonight is another Total Wipeout Celebrity Special.
0:00:47 > 0:00:52So, if you want to watch ten people you sort of recognise covered in mud, sit back and enjoy.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55It's special secondly because I'm in Argentina.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57I am. I really am.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- If you don't believe me, watch this... Excuse me.- Si?- Where are we?
0:01:01 > 0:01:02IN SPANISH:
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Thank you, Eduardo.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Thank you. Wonderful people.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10So, ten celebrities will line up today.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15One of them will go home crowned champion, carrying £10,000 for a charity of their choice.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18The other nine will be smiling politely for the cameras,
0:01:18 > 0:01:22before throwing a massive celebrity strop back at the hotel.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24So, let's take a look at what's facing the celebrities today.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Can anyone else smell burning?
0:01:26 > 0:01:30The Qualifier. 10 will start. Some will finish.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33The Sweeper, some will start. A few will finish.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Dizzy Dummies, a few will start. Three will finish.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39And the Grand Final, the Wipeout Zone.
0:01:39 > 0:01:44Three will start, possibly finish and one will win.
0:01:44 > 0:01:50Now, who would be stupid enough to put their lives and dignity at risk tackling such a challenge?
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Celebrities, of course!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54So, let's meet today's ten victims.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Did I just say "victims" out loud?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01On the celebrity conveyor-belt today, it's model Danielle Lloyd.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Next, it's Spencer Moon from EastEnders.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Or rather, actor Chris Parker.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10That's former weather girl and Loose Women presenter, Andrea McLean.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12A state-of-the-art coffee maker.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16That's long-time TV star, Cleo Rocos. Who's next?
0:02:16 > 0:02:24Ah, Sam Nixon and that's his other half, Mark Rhodes, cleverly known as TV duo Sam and Mark.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Olympic and world champion athlete, Sally Gunnell.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30A pair of his and hers luxury bathrobes.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34That's comedian Joe Pasquale in some very tight Lycra shorts.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Comedienne and TV presenter Kirsten O'Brien.
0:02:37 > 0:02:45And finally it's...it's that fantastic actor from X Men. You know, that Royal Shakespeare bloke.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Great booking, guys. Well done.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Slightly different rules today.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52All ten of our celebrities will do the qualifier and then, just in case
0:02:52 > 0:02:59we haven't injured Joe Pasquale yet, all ten will go on to do The Sweeper as well. So, let's get on with it.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03It's over to my co-host, Amanda Byram, who's at the top of the course with our first contestant.
0:03:03 > 0:03:09Over to you, Amanda. Lovely weather, isn't it? I'm on a big tower.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19I'm joined now at the top of the Qualifier by the gorgeous Danielle.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21You look absolutely amazing. You're such a pretty little thing.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26I'm a little bit worried that you're going to get destroyed by all that mud.
0:03:26 > 0:03:32I think I might get a little bit destroyed by the mud, but hopefully it's going to be good for my skin.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36That's a good tactic. You could just give yourself a really good slathering on your way around?
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Hopefully, yes. I'll come out looking even better, maybe!
0:03:41 > 0:03:46Hi, I'm Danielle and I'm a model! Watch me strut my stuff on this catwalk!
0:03:47 > 0:03:52The first celebrity contestant is model Danielle Lloyd.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- She makes a living out of her face, so let's hope it's insured.- Arrgh!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Nice screaming. That's good.
0:04:00 > 0:04:05Oh, and it's good to see the flappy hands run making a welcome return.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06I missed that.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Topple Towers first. Glamorous model Daniel has said
0:04:09 > 0:04:14that she'll use the mud as a beauty treatment, but only if she falls in.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Ah. She's fallen in.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21This, of course, is no ordinary mud. This is the finest
0:04:21 > 0:04:23creamy Patagonian cattle slurry,
0:04:23 > 0:04:27served with a medley of juicy old contestant's trainers.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29She'll appreciate that.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Danielle is out, though, pretty quickly.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35How will she do on the second set of Topple Towers?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Not very well...as it turns out.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42She's still smiling through the pain. That's good.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44All I can see are her teeth.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48On to the Sucker Punch for delectable Danielle.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50How will she look
0:04:50 > 0:04:54after a gentle facial massage... from 22 boxing gloves?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57She's off. Oh!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01She really did take a bit of a blow there.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03At least it wasn't to the face.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Still, time for some more spa treatment, I think.
0:05:08 > 0:05:13This is no ordinary sewage, this is the finest...
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Argh! Is that really what's in it?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Leeches, really? OK.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Danielle, you've really got to get out of there - fast. Move, move!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Poor Danielle, she's covered in...
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Let's not talk about that. But it is The Big Balls next.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30At least she might be able to get to wash off all that muck.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32That's only if she falls in. She may not!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37There she goes. Still smiling. What a sport!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Go, go, go...
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Yes, oh!
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Well, what a relief. She's useless. She's fallen in the water
0:05:44 > 0:05:47and she's washed off all that unspeakable filth.
0:05:49 > 0:05:55A spectacular belly-flop from a former Miss Great Britain, proving she's not just a pretty face.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Or even THAT by the time she's finished.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06This is a good run from Danielle. She's looking fabulous again.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Only The Leap Of Faith to go. An experienced model like Danielle
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- should be up to strut her way around The Leap Of Faith.- Oh, my God...
0:06:13 > 0:06:16First of all, run around the launch.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Yes...oh.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22What? She's just...stepped off without thinking.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27Remember, the better the celebs do on the Qualifier and The Sweeper, the more points they'll get.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30That'll decide who gets goes through to Dizzy Dummies.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Danielle finishes in a pretty good 3 minutes 18.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Time for a well-earned rest on the Total Wipeout sun-lounger.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39There you go.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Now, here's someone who really means business - Joe Pasquale.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46You might think he's funny, but he's deadly serious about winning today.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50I'm perfectly fine, I'm not at all nervous.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52But I can't see nothing without my glasses.
0:06:54 > 0:06:59Total Wipeout would like to apologise for the technical problems you're experiencing.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Something's clearly gone wrong.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02No, that actually is his voice.
0:07:02 > 0:07:07He sounds like that. He does actually sound like that. Nothing we can do about it.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13How have you been preparing for the mighty wrath of the Qualifier?
0:07:13 > 0:07:17I thought you said "the mighty rash" then.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21I've been doing a bit of boxing and been punched in the face and in the gusset.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- You think I'm off my head, don't you?- Yes.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Joe, of course, was crowned King of the Jungle in 2004
0:07:34 > 0:07:37and spends most of his spare time flying his own plane.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39All very exotic. Not a blistering start here.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42He wasn't joking about the "not being able to see" thing.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Let's hope he keeps his glasses on when he's flying.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Right, can he soar across the Topple Towers?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54No. I didn't think he could.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Classic silly walk there from the veteran pantomime performer.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01He knows his stuff.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Oh, not another one.- Yes it is, Joe.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07The second set of Topple Towers. Can he regain some dignity here?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10DRUM ROLL
0:08:10 > 0:08:12No. None.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Not to worry, it's The Sucker Punch next.
0:08:14 > 0:08:19Joe has been training with amateur boxers in preparation for this.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22So, he should be able to show us a bit of the art of the pugilist.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24No.
0:08:24 > 0:08:30Apparently not. No. He should have trained with mud wrestlers instead cos that's where he's gone.
0:08:32 > 0:08:39On to The Big Balls next - or as Joe sees them, one enormous snooker table that's kind of blurry.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Joe has performed a few aerial stunts in his time.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Can he produce one for us here?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48He's got the look of a champion.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50I've got a good feeling about this.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Come on, Joe.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54We're with you, we're with you...
0:08:54 > 0:08:58No, we're not with you any more. That was a loop-the-loop.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00It was, look!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Red Arrows would've been proud of that manoeuvre.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06They wouldn't do it exactly the same obviously - less mud.
0:09:06 > 0:09:11Can Joe leave us with something special on the Leap Of Faith?
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Something we'll always remember? No, that's not what I meant! - PF-FF-RRT!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17That is wrong on so many levels!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20That's a bad, bad thing. Something maybe needs oiling.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24OK, Joe now needs to run, swing and land. It's as simple as that.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28The Leap Of Faith. Here's the run. This is classic.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Here's the swing and finally...
0:09:34 > 0:09:39Nevertheless that was pretty memorable - for Joe.
0:09:43 > 0:09:48Despite that mid-air collision, Joe finishes in a pretty reasonable time
0:09:48 > 0:09:50of 3 minutes 33.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Maybe needing some chafe cream there!
0:09:54 > 0:09:59Now this is stand-up comic and former kids' TV presenter, Kirsten O'Brien.
0:09:59 > 0:10:04She claims to be quite bendy, and last year she won a break-dancing competition.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06That is her signature move.
0:10:06 > 0:10:11Now, this course brings out the competitive side of people, Kirsten.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Are we going to see that side of you today?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Absolutely, yes. I'm competitive anyway.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Mainly with myself. If I let myself down, I'll be angry about that.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- Well, I'm scared just watching you. - Grrr!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Well, it looks like we've got a live one here.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Normally Kirsten is a mild-mannered TV presenter.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30But where's this crazed fiend come from? Are you OK?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Nice moves. Let's get on with it.
0:10:32 > 0:10:39If I can get past the sight of Joe Pasquale in that Lycra, I might be able to do some damage. Come on!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Kirsten's off. She's a bit overexcited.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Can she channel all that energy into a fast time?
0:10:46 > 0:10:50She's out of the water. That's good.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Making her way to the Topple Towers.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Nifty footwork.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59And she's hit the tower and fallen in the mud.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Just claim you did it on purpose.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Can comic Kirsten produce even more belly laughs on purpose
0:11:09 > 0:11:11with the second tower?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13There we go.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Oh, no! Ooh.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Bit of a swim.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23She looks happy. That's good. Oh, she's not happy.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Come on. Up and out now.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Use the rope, because it's the Sucker Punch next for Kirsten.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Now reduced to a stroll. She's flagging.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Come on, Kirsten. Come on, look out for the.... Too late.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Mind out for the...oh!
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Oh, Kirsten!
0:11:43 > 0:11:46I do feel for Kirsten. There's no energy left in those arms
0:11:46 > 0:11:51and the Sucker Punch really doesn't care how funny you are... it'll still punch you in the face.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53I can't get out. Oh, my God.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Oh, this is, this is proper dramatic stuff.
0:11:57 > 0:12:02- I can't get my foot out. - She's stuck! Pull hard.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06Kirsten spent her early career working with a talking aardvark.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09That can't be any more humiliating than this. It could be, actually.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- On to the Big Red Balls...- Come on!
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- Shouting to yourself always helps. - Yes it does, it does.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- I can't see.- No, that's not good.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20But ignore that, Kirsten. It didn't matter to Joe. Come on.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21I can't actually see.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25We're all behind you...
0:12:25 > 0:12:31Oh! Ooh. That was, that was quite a move.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Still dishing out that slapstick, Charlie Chaplin-style.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37And then leg forwards. Oh, yes!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44She needs a fast time from now on if she wants to rack up the points.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47End it now.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Oh, my God.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Just The Leap Of Faith to go for Kirsten.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56Is anyone else picking up the teensiest hint of defeatism here?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Come on. Here she goes.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04Big push. Oh! Oh, that's a rib!
0:13:04 > 0:13:09Poor Kirsten. Too delirious... even to let go of the rope now.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10No, she's remembered.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14It all started off so bouncy and optimistic for Kirsten,
0:13:14 > 0:13:19but she makes it home in a less than funny time of 4 minutes 36.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Now this is more like it.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25A proper A-list celebrity and a bit of a hero of mine.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29It's Star Trek's very own Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Wow! Patrick Stewart, here on the Total Wipeout course!
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Yeah.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38That unmistakable rich, baritone voice.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41I can't wait to hear him speak.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Total Wipeout, you think you've got big balls,
0:13:44 > 0:13:48you ain't seen nothing yet. Kiss the guns.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50I wonder why Patrick's talking like that?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53He's maybe adopted the lingo of a proper London geezer
0:13:53 > 0:13:56for a new tough gangster film. He's so versatile.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Right, Patrick is off and boldly going where no man has gone before.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03That's "boldly" spelt with an O, not A. Not baldly, obviously.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Another day at the office.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Topple Towers.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Oh, that was incredible! He beamed himself across those.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Actually he didn't, because that would be cheating. He ran.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23And now the second set.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Oh! Picard to the medi-deck for a once-over with the tricorder.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27That's...ow!
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- Come on, Dominic! - Dominic? Who's Dominic?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Now, Dominic, you have the gift of the gab.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I want you to talk me through that course. Tell me how you're going to defeat it.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Oh, I've made a mistake, haven't I?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43That's quite embarrassing. Yes. That's not Patrick Stewart.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47It's consumer rights champion, Dominic Littlewood. I love this guy!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- I secretly hoped it was him. - Spick and span.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Dom reports for the One Show
0:14:54 > 0:14:57and also presents his own show, Don't Get Done, Get Dom.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00But will Dom get done on the Sucker Punch?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03# Dom, Dom, Dom! # Sorry, I couldn't resist that.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06I'll shut up.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Wow! He's across the Sucker Punch.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12That was an actual celebrity getting across the Sucker Punch.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Actually on his own celebrity legs. Just the Big Balls now.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Here we go...oh! That was a catastrophe!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21That really was.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25He looks fairly comfortable off the first and then the second ball,
0:15:25 > 0:15:27but what on Earth happens then?
0:15:27 > 0:15:31I've never seen anybody's body actually do that.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Well despite a couple of tumbles,
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Jean-Luc Littlewood is in for a pretty fast time.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42The Leap Of Faith...
0:15:42 > 0:15:44That's the run-up and now the swing.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Can he land this? Can he land it?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49At least we know the podium's sturdy.
0:15:56 > 0:16:01After all that, Dominic Littlewood finishes in 2 minutes and 3 seconds,
0:16:01 > 0:16:03which is the fastest so far today. That is a good time.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- Well done, you. - I may be five minutes.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Have you seen The Godfather?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I am the Dom.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Hey, kiss my ring!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16I'll give it a miss, Dom, if you don't mind.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21No, really. No, thanks.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Next, it's TV presenter and former weather girl, Andrea McLean.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30But before that it's time for a quick Total Wipeout weather update.
0:16:30 > 0:16:35It'll be raining blows over the Sucker Punch, with a very real chance of mudslides.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38There are four big pockets of pressure over the Big Balls
0:16:38 > 0:16:43and the Leap Of Faith will be experiencing patchy outbreaks of skill all day.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45It's going to be a wet one.
0:16:45 > 0:16:52Andrea, what brings you here to take part in the most insane obstacle course in the world?
0:16:52 > 0:16:57My Son, Finley. He just really wants to see me smacked in the face by that wall of punch things.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58I'm not going to let him down!
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Where is she? Ah, there she is. There she is.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05The first set of Topple Towers. Here she goes!
0:17:05 > 0:17:06Ooh, no.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10No. That's not a brilliant start there...for Andrea.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Can she do any better on the second set of Topple Towers?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Yes...oh, no.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22That was more of a no than a yes in answer to that.
0:17:22 > 0:17:27OK. She didn't forecast that at all.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31There's not even a sticker for that to put on the map.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Finley, I hope you're watching this.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37Come on, Andrea. You can do this.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Yes!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41It's a boy!
0:17:41 > 0:17:46The Sucker Punch. This is the moment you've been waiting for, Finley.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49The wall of thumpy, wumpy punchy things. Taking her time.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Mummy has avoided it so far.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54No, Mummy's been punched quite hard on the thigh.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56It's, oh! And the knee there.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00Andrea seems to have lost the ability to move forward.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02No, she hasn't...and backwards.
0:18:02 > 0:18:07- SHE LAUGHS - If you actually knew what was in there, you wouldn't be laughing.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- It smells horrible.- It will do!
0:18:09 > 0:18:14Under the weather, Andrea still managing to keep her spirits up, despite the stormy conditions.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18I'm going to stop the weather things now, I'm annoying myself. The Big Balls next.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Could things be about to change for Andrea?
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Because beneath this muddy, giggly exterior
0:18:24 > 0:18:26beats the heart of a fearless skydiver.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Here she goes...
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Oh!
0:18:31 > 0:18:36Yes....I...
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Here we go. Here we go...
0:18:41 > 0:18:44She's done it again! It's a skydiving trick, this -
0:18:44 > 0:18:46you dummy jump. No, she's actually gone for it!
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Oh! Ow!
0:18:49 > 0:18:52She's only been skydiving once. That's the truth of it.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01You see? These weather people, they never seem to get it right, do they?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04If she'd seen that one coming, she wouldn't have done it.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Right, just the Leap Of Faith to go now for Andrea.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13- Am I winning?- No. You're not. But things could be about to change
0:19:13 > 0:19:15because beneath this wet, giggly exterior beats the heart
0:19:15 > 0:19:18of a fearless bungee jumper as well.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22Seriously, she has. Skydiving, bungee-jumping...
0:19:22 > 0:19:24She's only done it once, OK?
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Can she be the first celebrity to make the Leap Of Faith?
0:19:30 > 0:19:34No. There's no way of disguising that, it's just a no.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Let go, Andrea.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Accept it. It's failed.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41After a storming performance, Andrea hauls herself
0:19:41 > 0:19:44on to the finish in 5 minutes 9.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48- Remember, the fastest time gets the maximum points.- Did I win?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Well, you're top five, I'll tell you that.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Yeah!
0:19:52 > 0:19:56OK. Let's take a look at the Total Wipeout celebrity leader board.
0:20:14 > 0:20:20I haven't seen how the other competitors did, but I'm pretty sure I'm up in the top three.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22No? Oh!
0:20:24 > 0:20:29Now, Sally, you're quite well known in the world of sport for jumping over things.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33- But they're kind of like about that high.- Yes, I know.- How are you going to jump over those?
0:20:33 > 0:20:38They're very big, aren't they? They don't look anything like hurdles.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Um...I don't really know!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Oh, she's just being bashful!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Sally Gunnell is a British sporting legend.
0:20:45 > 0:20:51400 metre hurdles gold-medal winner in the 1992 Barcelona Olympics.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54This is going to be something to remember.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58This is for those three little boys at home who made me do this.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00I hope I've still got it. Help!
0:21:00 > 0:21:04Sally Gunnell, I should say, is the only OBE ever to attempt this course.
0:21:04 > 0:21:10If she wins today, well, she might get promoted to Dame or something on the strength of it.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12The Topple Towers first.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Champion hurdler Sally should have no problem with these.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17This is such a moment for the course!
0:21:17 > 0:21:20That is gold. It actually works.
0:21:20 > 0:21:25It turns out, if you're really good at things, you can do this course.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Olympic quality Topple Tower crossing there. ..Oh.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33- Go on, Amanda. Do your hurdle joke...- She fell at the last hurdle.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Amanda Byram with her hurdle joke! Never do that again.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42Sally's the only woman in history to have held the Olympic,
0:21:42 > 0:21:46World, Commonwealth and European gold medals at the same time.
0:21:46 > 0:21:47Were any of those in boxing?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49No. No, they weren't. No.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Yes, the wall is actually punching an athlete of that stature and standing.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Sally took quite a blow to the head. One thing I've always respected
0:21:59 > 0:22:02about athletes is their ability to keep composed at all times.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Flipping Nora! Who said I liked mud?
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Sorry about the blue language there. Yes...not that composed.
0:22:08 > 0:22:13Hold on to your armchairs - you are about to see something special.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17The moment an Olympic champion hurdles her way over the Big Balls.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20In my mind, I know how this is going to go.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Let's turn those red balls into golden balls, Sally.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Yes, this is going to happen.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28She's going to do it.
0:22:28 > 0:22:29She's...
0:22:29 > 0:22:33fallen off.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Jumping, boxing, bouncing and now swimming.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39This is turning into a heptathlon.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45This is perhaps not surprisingly a very good time so far.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Sally is relying on her second wind to push her through the course.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53Does she still have the desire, the determination, the dedication
0:22:53 > 0:22:55to be a winner? The Leap Of Faith...
0:22:57 > 0:23:01Yes! She spins on to the podium in a time of 2:30.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05One of the best today, and a very good time.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09Oh my God, that's worse... than any Olympic final.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Yes. She could go far.
0:23:12 > 0:23:17Never mind Barcelona 1992, what about Buenos Aries '09, man?
0:23:17 > 0:23:22Give me back any track, any hurdles, anywhere.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23It's got to be easier than that.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26That was hard!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Now, here's a young fella popular with the ladies.
0:23:28 > 0:23:33It's only gentleman about town and former EastEnders actor Chris Parker.
0:23:33 > 0:23:39So, this course is my... No, this course is my bride and I'm the groom, and I'm going to make...
0:23:39 > 0:23:41I'm going to take this course down, boom!
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Boom! Boom. Boom! That's better.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47There's a lot to this acting thing.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49It takes a lot of practice.
0:23:49 > 0:23:54This course is the bride, I'm the groom, watch me take this course down - boom!
0:23:54 > 0:23:58Actually, that was brilliant. Not a clue what it was about, really...
0:23:58 > 0:24:03but delivered with real conviction. Much like EastEnders itself.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Right, he's out the water on the pontoons.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07This is impressive stuff so far from Chris.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Straight up to the old bottle of flowers.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Sorry, I mean Topple Towers. I'll stop there.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Oh, good effort there from the nimble thespian.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Like most celebrities, he doesn't like to get his hands dirty
0:24:19 > 0:24:23and he's managed not to. OK. Take two. Can Chris do any better?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27(No.) But he's still making swift progress.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Sucker Punch next.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Chris famously reached the final of Strictly Come Dancing,
0:24:32 > 0:24:36but can he quickstep past 22 hydraulic boxing gloves?
0:24:36 > 0:24:38No. No, he can't.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Straight in the foxtrots. That's got to smart.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Chris's dance partner delivering an uppercut to the jaw.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48I'm not sure I've seen that on Strictly, even from Brucey, and he's one mean dude.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Right, to the Big Balls now.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53A little known fact for the Chris Parker fan.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56I don't mean there's just one of you.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Chris was a stunt double in the second Harry Potter film,
0:24:59 > 0:25:03and what a great stunt there! It was. He's determined.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Oh. All gone wrong there.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Nevertheless, this is a great run from cockney Chris.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14He made 250 appearances in Albert Square,
0:25:14 > 0:25:18before being kidnapped by aliens or something, probably...I don't know.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Are we about to see another dramatic ending?
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Can he act like a champion and land on the Leap Of Faith?
0:25:25 > 0:25:26No, he's missed it.
0:25:26 > 0:25:31Like EastEnders, Chris just keeps going and going.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Eventually Chris comes home in a time of 1 minute 49,
0:25:37 > 0:25:41which is the fastest today. What a performance.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Next to go is flame-haired comedy actress, Cleo Rocos.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47She likes a laugh as much as the next man.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49See what I mean?
0:25:49 > 0:25:52There's quite a lot of water out there today, Cleo.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56- I'm sensing that there might be an eensy-teensy bit of wetness. - No problem.
0:25:56 > 0:26:03I wet-proofed my hair with that suede spray, and I put that on and it's a bit hard to get out.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05But actually it works quite well.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09Bring me a tequila, and make it a huge one!
0:26:09 > 0:26:14Excellent. Right, it's time to put Cleo's hair and make-up to the test.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15She's in.
0:26:15 > 0:26:20Her hair needs a touch up there, straightaway. That's better.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Cleo's big break came on the hilarious Kenny Everett Show,
0:26:23 > 0:26:25which is good, because she's going to need a sense of humour today.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29She makes her way towards the Topple Towers.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Up the steps, one, two...
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Same outcome.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Second set of Topple Towers. Here we...
0:26:41 > 0:26:45Oh. It's gone the same way. Double tequila to the mud pit, please.
0:26:48 > 0:26:53Right, time for a hair and make-up update. Amazing it's still intact.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54That's good news.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Cleo moves on to the Sucker Punch...
0:26:59 > 0:27:04And almost immediately off the Sucker Punch, having been punched.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07That's got to be a record. First glove.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09It's impossible to get sucker-punched quicker than that.
0:27:10 > 0:27:15Now, Cleo approaches the Big Balls with all the enthusiasm of someone
0:27:15 > 0:27:18who wishes they didn't have to jump on to some big red balls.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Here we go. Here we go...
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Oh. This is it...
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Big breath. This is an actual celebrity doing this.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Up, up and...
0:27:31 > 0:27:32down.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Up and down. Navigation was all wrong here.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36There's no need for that.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39It's that left turn she tried for at the first ball.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Right, just the Leap Of Faith to go.
0:27:44 > 0:27:45Atta girl, Cleo.
0:27:45 > 0:27:50That is one super-duper trouper.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53Throwing herself at the course, giving it everything she's got.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57MUSIC: "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Edith Piaf
0:27:57 > 0:28:01I sense a big finish. Come on, Cleo. You can do it.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03The Leap Of Faith, come on!
0:28:07 > 0:28:09Well, that's taught me.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13Rousing music doesn't always mean there's about to be a big finish.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18But Cleo, her hair and her make-up have just about
0:28:18 > 0:28:23made it to the finish in the collective time of 4 minutes, 46.
0:28:26 > 0:28:30You were not wrong. Your make-up and hair is still completely intact.
0:28:30 > 0:28:34- Well, there you go!- You got through that, you did not give up and you made it to the end.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Yeah and I'm more surprised than anyone.
0:28:37 > 0:28:41And finally on the qualifier today, here are a couple of lads who have
0:28:41 > 0:28:44a lot of fans up and down the country...all under ten.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46It's Sam and Mark off CBBC.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49I'm going to wipe you all to the floor.
0:28:49 > 0:28:50Yeah!
0:28:50 > 0:28:52Yeah! That one's Sam.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54I'm going to smash this course like a spider monkey.
0:28:54 > 0:28:55And that one's Mark.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Who's going to win today, Sam, Mark?
0:28:57 > 0:29:00- Mark, Sam? Sam, Mark?- Erm...me.
0:29:00 > 0:29:03He's the sports one out of us, you see.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05I'm not a sporty type.
0:29:05 > 0:29:09He's so competitive that I actually don't like Mark when he's competitive!
0:29:09 > 0:29:13I love you to bits, mate. But then you turn into Mr... Oh, I've got to win!
0:29:13 > 0:29:15We're having a domestic already.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17You're like an old married couple.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19So, the epic struggle between Sam and Mark begins.
0:29:19 > 0:29:23I'm gonna wipe everybody to the floor! Hopefully. Come on!
0:29:24 > 0:29:28Sam's off...showing absolutely no confidence in his abilities.
0:29:28 > 0:29:32Maybe just a clever mind game to fool his TV partner.
0:29:32 > 0:29:35Maybe not. Maybe he really is useless.
0:29:35 > 0:29:37Mark's turn now.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39Ooh! Great skill.
0:29:40 > 0:29:46Mark's the first celeb today to try the forward-slide swallow-a-gallon- of-water technique. Classy though.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49So, it's Sam and Mark versus The Topple Towers.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51Who will take an early lead?
0:29:54 > 0:29:57Oh! Mark's in the sludge.
0:29:59 > 0:30:00And so's Sam!
0:30:03 > 0:30:05Yeah. Mark takes an undignified tumble
0:30:05 > 0:30:07and to show his best pal that anything Mark can do,
0:30:07 > 0:30:08he can do better...
0:30:08 > 0:30:10Sam doesn't do any better.
0:30:10 > 0:30:15There's nothing to choose between the competitive twosome.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19The second set of towers and another show of solidarity.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22Still nothing between the former Pop Idol contestants.
0:30:22 > 0:30:26They are like two competitive peas in a muddy pod.
0:30:27 > 0:30:30Maybe The Sucker Punch will be able to separate
0:30:30 > 0:30:32the man from the boy. Here goes Mark.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34Pretty impressive stuff.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37He's, oh yes, he's dodging.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40He's weaving. He's weaving and dodging.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42Can he make it over? He makes...oh.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45Well that's laid down the muddy gauntlet for Sam.
0:30:45 > 0:30:49Here goes Sam and that was...what's the word?
0:30:49 > 0:30:52Pathetic. Pathetic attempt.
0:30:52 > 0:30:53Just what I was going to say.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55Thank you, Amanda. Unkind but fair.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59It's The Big Balls next. Who will do best here?
0:30:59 > 0:31:03Sam out of Sam and Mark or Mark...out of Sam and Mark?
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Sam, steadying himself.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10OK. Quick feet. Quick feet. Quick...
0:31:10 > 0:31:13Bounced. Ooh, that's not bad!
0:31:13 > 0:31:15That really wasn't bad.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17Good ball technique from Sam.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21Will Mark do any better?
0:31:21 > 0:31:24Here he goes. No hesitating at the top...
0:31:24 > 0:31:28and no hesitating in falling straight off either.
0:31:28 > 0:31:31Only making the second ball - one less than Sam.
0:31:31 > 0:31:35But he did have time for a little look around on the way down.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37Right. Just The Leap Of Faith to go.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39Sam on the ladder right now...
0:31:39 > 0:31:41and he's fallen off!
0:31:41 > 0:31:43I can't believe he just did that.
0:31:43 > 0:31:47Strictly speaking, that's not actually an obstacle.
0:31:47 > 0:31:51It's just a ladder. It's just to get to an obstacle.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53Second attempt and Sam makes it.
0:31:53 > 0:31:56That's going to lose me valuable seconds.
0:31:56 > 0:31:58Yes. D'you mind? I'll do the commentary.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00Get on with the swinging!
0:32:00 > 0:32:04OK, here he goes. The launch and the swing...
0:32:04 > 0:32:06and the miss.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09It could be worse, I suppose. Oh, it is worse. Amanda's laughing.
0:32:09 > 0:32:14Yes. So that's Sam, finishing in a time of 3 minutes 49.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17Mark get his go now on The Leap Of Faith.
0:32:17 > 0:32:18As long as he doesn't make a hash of this,
0:32:18 > 0:32:21he could be in for a quick time.
0:32:21 > 0:32:24Jumps...
0:32:24 > 0:32:25and lands!
0:32:25 > 0:32:29A great finish for this year's Sam and Mark qualifier championship.
0:32:29 > 0:32:31And it is...Mark.
0:32:31 > 0:32:32Oh, why?
0:32:32 > 0:32:38All I can say is at least one half of Sam and Mark can get up a ladder without falling off.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40It wasn't even an obstacle!
0:32:40 > 0:32:45I can reveal right now, the fastest by one minute and 16 seconds was...
0:32:45 > 0:32:46Mark!
0:32:46 > 0:32:49One minute and 16 seconds? What were you doing?
0:32:49 > 0:32:52That's really embarrassing.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54I can't believe how hard it is. It's so difficult.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56Oh, I need a cuddle.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58# Just the two of us... #
0:32:58 > 0:33:00Haven't we seen those bathrobes before?
0:33:00 > 0:33:03I can't believe it, they've nicked them!
0:33:03 > 0:33:06They've nicked...I'm disappointed!
0:33:07 > 0:33:11That's all ten celebrities through the qualifier and all still alive.
0:33:11 > 0:33:12So, I lose the sweepstake.
0:33:12 > 0:33:18They're all going to do The Sweeper too, so let's look at the points they scored in the qualifier.
0:33:18 > 0:33:21Chris Parker was quickest and takes maximum points.
0:33:21 > 0:33:24Dominic Littlewood is second, with Sally Gunnell in third.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27Mark out of Sam and Mark is fourth.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29Danielle Lloyd is fifth.
0:33:29 > 0:33:35And fully recovered from his chafing, Joe Pasquale is in sixth.
0:33:35 > 0:33:39In seventh, eighth and ninth are Sam, out of Sam and Mark,
0:33:39 > 0:33:42Kirsten O'Brien and Cleo Rocos.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45Andrea McLean is at the bottom of the leaderboard.
0:33:45 > 0:33:46But it's not over yet!
0:33:46 > 0:33:49I had the weirdest dream recently.
0:33:49 > 0:33:52There were ten celebrities, but I only recognised three of them,
0:33:52 > 0:33:56standing on ten-foot poles until a giant padded arm swung around
0:33:56 > 0:33:59and smashed them off into an Argentinian pond
0:33:59 > 0:34:00while everyone laughed.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02No, wait, that was last week's show.
0:34:02 > 0:34:05Ooh, let's do it again! It's The Sweeper.
0:34:11 > 0:34:15Once again the celebs are trying to rack up as many points as possible.
0:34:15 > 0:34:19Last man standing gets ten points. The first to fall gets just one.
0:34:19 > 0:34:25These points will be added to their qualifier scores and the top five progress to Dizzy Dummies.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32Sadly, that won't be Cleo Rocos or Kirsten.
0:34:32 > 0:34:36They both took one thump too many on the qualifier
0:34:36 > 0:34:41and after sitting down for a bit and going all stiff, they had to withdraw from the competition.
0:34:41 > 0:34:46That leaves us with just eight on today's sweeper. Goodbye to them, obviously.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49On podiums one and two, it's Chris Parker...
0:34:49 > 0:34:53Sweeper, sweeper, here I am. You can't catch me, I'm a jumping man!
0:34:53 > 0:34:55And Dominic Littlewood.
0:34:55 > 0:34:59Sweeper, Leaper, weepers. Yes!
0:34:59 > 0:35:03On podiums three and four, it's Sally Gunnell...
0:35:03 > 0:35:05and Mark out of Sam and Mark.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08This is The Sweeper, so Sam, pass me the broom.
0:35:08 > 0:35:12On podiums five and six are Danielle Lloyd...
0:35:14 > 0:35:15..and Joe Pasquale.
0:35:15 > 0:35:16I shouldn't be here.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19I've only come out for a loaf of bread.
0:35:19 > 0:35:23And finally, on seven and eight, it's Sam out of Sam and Mark...
0:35:23 > 0:35:27Mark, you annihilated me on the qualifier. Well, guess what?
0:35:27 > 0:35:29You're probably going to do the same again on this.
0:35:29 > 0:35:30And Andrea McLean.
0:35:30 > 0:35:34I made it through the qualifier but this is no laughing matter.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37Bring on The Sweeper!
0:35:37 > 0:35:39Eight immense podiums.
0:35:39 > 0:35:40Eight famous faces.
0:35:40 > 0:35:4316 wobbly knees. It's The Sweeper.
0:35:43 > 0:35:46- Are you all ready?- No!
0:35:46 > 0:35:51Celebrities are never ready on time anyway. Three, two, one!
0:35:51 > 0:35:55OK. Here they go. It's moving pretty slowly now
0:35:55 > 0:35:59but that thing gets moving at one unbelievable pace.
0:35:59 > 0:36:02What? Chris Parker is down.
0:36:02 > 0:36:07He could have stepped over that but instead chose a huge leap.
0:36:07 > 0:36:10I'm so rubbish at balance!
0:36:10 > 0:36:13I can't stand up on the ground let alone up there on a wobbly platform.
0:36:13 > 0:36:19I don't know what to say to back you up after that. It's true. Ooh!
0:36:19 > 0:36:22Sam out of Sam and Mark almost down there
0:36:22 > 0:36:25but he scrambles back to his feet - just.
0:36:25 > 0:36:26There are seven celebrities
0:36:26 > 0:36:27fighting for as many points as possible.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30The longer they're up there, the harder it gets,
0:36:30 > 0:36:31the faster The Sweeper will go.
0:36:31 > 0:36:35- I've got to jump higher! - Oh, Andrea! Get up!
0:36:35 > 0:36:40Dominic, Danielle, Mark, Sally, Joe, Sam...
0:36:42 > 0:36:44Very wobbly celebrities.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47Finally, Andrea McLean. They're all on, still.
0:36:47 > 0:36:49There's some determination.
0:36:49 > 0:36:53Ooh! That's Joe Pasquale! He's down.
0:36:53 > 0:36:57The lycra shorts and ladies shoes doing nothing to help Joe
0:36:57 > 0:36:59there as he slips off the back.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02I quite enjoyed that in a strange, masochistic sort of way.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05But I was really pleased I managed as many as I did.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08Nobody can enjoy that. You're not meant to.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10Six celebrities left and The Sweeper is getting faster.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14The longer they stay standing, the more points they'll get.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17Still leaping then, Dominic Littlewood, Sally Gunnell, Mark,
0:37:17 > 0:37:22Danielle Lloyd, Sam out of Sam and Mark and Andrea McLean.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Things getting tense up there. Not least because
0:37:26 > 0:37:32none of those celebrities has had their usual double decaf latte for about ten minutes now.
0:37:32 > 0:37:33Oh, my God!
0:37:33 > 0:37:36It's fair to say Sam perhaps not enjoying himself.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38The Sweeper getting faster and higher now.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Who will be next to fall?
0:37:40 > 0:37:42Make it stop!
0:37:42 > 0:37:45A celebrity has to fall off a giant podium,
0:37:45 > 0:37:48having been hit in the face or chest with a huge padded foam arm.
0:37:51 > 0:37:52And it's Andrea McLean!
0:37:55 > 0:37:59I was actually quite relieved to get knocked off!
0:37:59 > 0:38:02My first reaction was, "Thank God that's over!"
0:38:02 > 0:38:05Yes, this sensible thing would be not to get on it in the first place.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07Right, five celebs standing.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09No, make that four!
0:38:09 > 0:38:11Sam out of Sam and Mark has taken a dramatic tumble
0:38:11 > 0:38:14and quite a nifty face plant. A double whammy.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17And now Sally Gunnell's gone too.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20The Sweeper takes Sam's legs clean out from under him.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22I didn't beat Mark, sadly.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24But I stayed on there for longer than I thought I would,
0:38:24 > 0:38:25so I'm pretty proud.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27I can go home a happy man.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Sally, of course, hurdles.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31She stumbles though and takes a dive.
0:38:31 > 0:38:32It was horrid.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34I could feel my heart going, I was shaking.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37I was absolutely petrified for the whole thing.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40Just Dominic, Danielle and Mark are still in.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43Who will be the last man or woman standing?
0:38:43 > 0:38:46They're jumping pretty high now.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48Danielle is using some sort of gyroscopic effect
0:38:48 > 0:38:51to keep her on the podium and it does seem to be working.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Because she is.
0:38:56 > 0:38:57See ya!
0:38:57 > 0:39:00Oh! Mark's gone. Mark has gone.
0:39:00 > 0:39:04I think it's probably up there in my top one things
0:39:04 > 0:39:06that scare me to death.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08It is now a battle to the finish
0:39:08 > 0:39:11between a wideboy wheeler-dealer and a Liverpudlian wag.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13They won't mind me saying that.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16They can't stop me - they're stuck up there.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22Ooh, Dominic stumbles...
0:39:22 > 0:39:24but Danielle does fall.
0:39:26 > 0:39:30She clears the bar, but then fluffs the landing spectacularly.
0:39:30 > 0:39:34I thought I was actually going to be the first one off, but I just kept
0:39:34 > 0:39:39looking forward and screaming and it just kind of worked.
0:39:39 > 0:39:43So, Dominic Littlewood is the last man standing. What a star.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45Yeah, baby, yeah!
0:39:47 > 0:39:51So, that's 10 celebrities flying through the air and getting a soaking.
0:39:51 > 0:39:54Press the red button and join our debate about the dumbing down
0:39:54 > 0:39:56of British television.
0:39:56 > 0:39:57The moment of truth now.
0:39:57 > 0:40:01Which of our ten damp celebrities has progressed to The Dizzy Dummies?
0:40:01 > 0:40:02Let's look at the leaderboard.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06Converting their qualifier and Sweeper performances
0:40:06 > 0:40:08means Dominic Littlewood has a near-perfect 19 points
0:40:08 > 0:40:10and takes the top spot.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12Then it's a three-way tie for second...
0:40:12 > 0:40:14Between Danielle Lloyd,
0:40:14 > 0:40:17Mark out of Sam and Mark,
0:40:17 > 0:40:21and Sally Gunnell showing the qualifier her Olympic quality.
0:40:21 > 0:40:26Chris Parker just manages to squeeze into the next round with 13 points.
0:40:26 > 0:40:30Sadly, it's time to say goodbye to the five with the lowest points.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36So, that means Sam out of Sam and Mark,
0:40:36 > 0:40:38Joe Pasquale,
0:40:38 > 0:40:40Andrea McLean,
0:40:40 > 0:40:42Kirsten...
0:40:42 > 0:40:44and Cleo Rocos.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46# Sky rockets in flight
0:40:47 > 0:40:50# Afternoon delight
0:40:53 > 0:40:56# Afternoon delight
0:40:59 > 0:41:02# Afternoon delight. #
0:41:05 > 0:41:09Make Joe Pasquale bounce off The Big Balls - tick.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12Knock Sally Gunnell off The Sweeper - tick.
0:41:12 > 0:41:15Spin Dominic Littlewood around until he's so dizzy
0:41:15 > 0:41:17that he falls into a lake.
0:41:17 > 0:41:18We should get on with that.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21Let's see what's happening on Dizzy Dummies.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31First, the five celebs will be spun to the point of nausea
0:41:31 > 0:41:35before facing the stumbling saloon doors and the rolling logs.
0:41:35 > 0:41:38From there, it will be through the crazy cut-outs
0:41:38 > 0:41:39and onto the donut run.
0:41:39 > 0:41:45The last to cross on each occasion will be eliminated, leaving three soggy celebrity finalists.
0:41:45 > 0:41:48OK, nothing to see here.
0:41:48 > 0:41:52Unless of course you want to see five celebrities get spun into oblivion.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54It's Dizzy Dummies.
0:41:54 > 0:41:57- Are you all ready?- No!
0:41:57 > 0:42:00Oh, well. Three, two, one...
0:42:00 > 0:42:03And they're off. Here's a quick reminder of who's strapped
0:42:03 > 0:42:05into the celebrity centrifuge.
0:42:08 > 0:42:09He's not really in Star Trek...
0:42:09 > 0:42:10Kiss the guns!
0:42:10 > 0:42:14..as I discovered. It's Dominic Littlewood.
0:42:14 > 0:42:18Quickest to conquer the qualifier, it is Eastender Chris Parker.
0:42:18 > 0:42:21You can't catch me, I'm a jumping man!
0:42:21 > 0:42:24She's the nation's sporting sweetheart.
0:42:24 > 0:42:26I hope I've still got it.
0:42:26 > 0:42:28Sally Gunnell.
0:42:28 > 0:42:29SCREAM
0:42:29 > 0:42:32She's flappy, she's screamy, she's muddy,
0:42:32 > 0:42:35she's the lovely Danielle Lloyd.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41And finally, alone at last, it's half of Sam and Mark. It's Mark.
0:42:41 > 0:42:44Out of Sam and Mark.
0:42:44 > 0:42:45Come on!
0:42:48 > 0:42:49Well done, everyone.
0:42:49 > 0:42:53They normally have a PA to do their seat belts for them.
0:42:53 > 0:42:54It's a celebrity thing.
0:42:54 > 0:42:58Mark's the first to go for it.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01Oh...and then goes in it.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03Full of positivity at the start.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06Lungs full of water very shortly after.
0:43:06 > 0:43:10Dom Littlewood decides this is the moment.
0:43:10 > 0:43:11Good, good...
0:43:11 > 0:43:13Bad. Very bad.
0:43:13 > 0:43:17Dominic fell at the final hurdle then.
0:43:17 > 0:43:20Oh, I was saving that for Sally Gunnell.
0:43:20 > 0:43:24Speaking of which, here she is - on your marks, get set, go, go, go!
0:43:24 > 0:43:26Good grief.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29She just dismisses it.
0:43:29 > 0:43:33And Chris Parker sneaks across just behind her.
0:43:33 > 0:43:36Here's Danielle Lloyd now. There she is in the water, look.
0:43:36 > 0:43:38I assume she was. Where's she gone?
0:43:39 > 0:43:44A huge leap from Danielle but that big log just got away from her.
0:43:44 > 0:43:48Here's Mark now. At speed. Oh! Oh!
0:43:50 > 0:43:53No, I can't see! My eyes are watering so much!
0:43:53 > 0:43:57Here's Danielle, back for another go. I don't care any more.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59Oh! Very nearly made it.
0:43:59 > 0:44:03She's getting better every time but will she get another chance?
0:44:06 > 0:44:10Now Dom's back and taking it fairly steady. Will it work?
0:44:12 > 0:44:13Yes. It will. He's made it.
0:44:13 > 0:44:14Thank you!
0:44:14 > 0:44:18So, there's only one place left. Who will claim it?
0:44:18 > 0:44:20Will it be Mark out of Sam and Mark?
0:44:20 > 0:44:23Not like that it won't. That won't help.
0:44:28 > 0:44:32Or will it be third time lucky for Danielle Lloyd?
0:44:32 > 0:44:34Here she comes and...
0:44:34 > 0:44:35Oh, well, and it is!
0:44:35 > 0:44:39And here's some trademark hand-flapping to celebrate
0:44:39 > 0:44:42and a lot of squeaky noises going on.
0:44:42 > 0:44:44But it is all over for Mark out of Sam and Mark.
0:44:44 > 0:44:46Oh... "Wow!" is right.
0:44:46 > 0:44:50You had two of the most monumental falls I have ever seen.
0:44:50 > 0:44:53One time I saw your foot go up your nose and out your ear.
0:44:53 > 0:44:54It's still there, I think!
0:44:54 > 0:44:57So Mark's Total Wipeout adventure comes to an end.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00On the plus side, Mark, you did beat Sam.
0:45:00 > 0:45:04On the minus side, you were beaten by Danielle Lloyd.
0:45:04 > 0:45:09For the remaining four, it's another spin in the Dizzy Dummy and then a nibble at the Doughnuts.
0:45:10 > 0:45:12I'm going to wet myself!
0:45:12 > 0:45:16Please don't wet yourself, Chris, it'll be like a garden sprinkler after that.
0:45:16 > 0:45:19What's that familiar sound?
0:45:19 > 0:45:21THEY SCREAM
0:45:22 > 0:45:25Oh yeah, celebrities moaning.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27My God, I feel sick.
0:45:27 > 0:45:29Danielle feels sick? Then the Dizzy Dummy has done its job.
0:45:29 > 0:45:35- So they're off for a second time. - Oh my God, I'm actually going to be sick.
0:45:35 > 0:45:37You know what this reminds me of?
0:45:37 > 0:45:40Kicking-out time at the TV Quick awards.
0:45:42 > 0:45:45Dom Littlewood takes the initiative. He's through the Crazy Cut-Outs,
0:45:45 > 0:45:48just, and now the Doughnut Run.
0:45:48 > 0:45:52Comfortably onto the first one.
0:45:52 > 0:45:56Then uncomfortably off the second one.
0:45:56 > 0:45:59Dom just can't hold on to that slippery doughnut
0:45:59 > 0:46:01and he takes a dunking.
0:46:01 > 0:46:04Chris Parker now, on to the first doughnut.
0:46:07 > 0:46:09Quickly joined by Sally Gunnell, doing a little bit of cohabiting.
0:46:09 > 0:46:13It looks like Chris is about to move out. Here he goes,
0:46:13 > 0:46:17making his move for the second doughnut.
0:46:24 > 0:46:28Danielle joins Sally as she prepares for her journey over the doughnuts.
0:46:28 > 0:46:30That'll be a short journey.
0:46:30 > 0:46:31It's not gone well.
0:46:38 > 0:46:42Dom Littlewood pushes past Danielle.
0:46:42 > 0:46:46Clearly anxious to get a move on, Dom just wants to get to the end.
0:46:46 > 0:46:49And he's made it onto the second doughnut.
0:46:49 > 0:46:51This man is pretty determined.
0:46:51 > 0:46:53What's happen to Sally?
0:46:53 > 0:46:55She looks in trouble. Yeah, she's thrown in the towel.
0:46:55 > 0:46:59That brings Dizzy Dummies to an abrupt end.
0:46:59 > 0:47:03I think those three little boys are going to be laughing their socks off.
0:47:03 > 0:47:06They love the programme and they'll probably think
0:47:06 > 0:47:09I'm rubbish now because I didn't get all the way round in one piece.
0:47:09 > 0:47:12You know, "How could you ever have won the Olympics?"
0:47:12 > 0:47:18So Sally's withdrawal means Dominic, Danielle and Chris are heading into the Wipeout Zone.
0:47:18 > 0:47:21And then it will be a long plane-ride home for the two losers.
0:47:21 > 0:47:25In fact, it'll be a long plane-ride home for the winner as well, it's 13 hours.
0:47:25 > 0:47:26I'm going to watch The Dark Knight.
0:47:26 > 0:47:31One of those three finalists will be taking home a cheque for £10,000 for a charity of their choice.
0:47:31 > 0:47:33Let's see what they've got to say for themselves.
0:47:37 > 0:47:40Right now, I'm absolutely cream crackered.
0:47:40 > 0:47:44I never expected in a million years to get this far and I'm so happy.
0:47:44 > 0:47:50- This is like a big achievement for me and I'm really looking forward to the final.- I've shocked myself.
0:47:50 > 0:47:51I did not expect to be here.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54I did not know I had it in me.
0:47:54 > 0:47:59Danielle has got more grit and determination than I ever, ever realised or expected.
0:47:59 > 0:48:03- I screamed through everything. - "Ooh, aah, ooh, aah!"
0:48:03 > 0:48:06I have surprised myself and a lot of other people as well.
0:48:06 > 0:48:11We all have charities we're passionate about. Everyone wants to win.
0:48:11 > 0:48:16A bald head is all I've got that they haven't got, and that is a big bonus.
0:48:16 > 0:48:19Right now, I'm at the most competitive I've ever been.
0:48:19 > 0:48:22I'm going to give everything, everything I've got left in me.
0:48:22 > 0:48:28I go out with my guns blazing. I've got a sting in my tail, you know, just light the fuse and watch me go.
0:48:30 > 0:48:33Maybe I might surprise the other boys and win.
0:48:33 > 0:48:35I'll try and wipe the smiles off their faces!
0:48:43 > 0:48:46The world famous Wipeout Zone goes something like this.
0:48:46 > 0:48:51First, a gentle slide down Killer Surf, followed by a gentle stroll up the Barrel Run.
0:48:51 > 0:48:58Next, a gentle dangle on the Climbing Wall followed by a gentle spin on the Spinner. Delightful.
0:48:58 > 0:49:02The Brusher then gently brushes the contestants towards the Launch Pads,
0:49:02 > 0:49:04which gently catapult them to the finish podium.
0:49:04 > 0:49:09The fastest wins £10,000 for the charity of their choice.
0:49:09 > 0:49:13So, the Wipeout Zone looms terrifyingly and noisily behind me.
0:49:13 > 0:49:19Who will be taking home the trophy and returning to the UK as the Total Wipeout Celebrity Champion?
0:49:19 > 0:49:22Danielle is up first. She's given her all today
0:49:22 > 0:49:25but one final challenge remains. Let's go down to the course.
0:49:33 > 0:49:35Aaargh!
0:49:35 > 0:49:40She's off, straight down Killer Surf. And Daniel is in the water.
0:49:40 > 0:49:45She needs to get out as quickly as she can. She's not hanging around.
0:49:45 > 0:49:50That first beam is greased and treacherous.
0:49:50 > 0:49:54She must get up that to start the Barrel Run. She's off!
0:49:56 > 0:50:00She's screaming. No surprise there, but despite the squeals,
0:50:00 > 0:50:04making light work of some very heavy barrels. This is looking good.
0:50:04 > 0:50:08She's cleared the Barrel Run, which means the Climbing Wall next.
0:50:08 > 0:50:12If she can keep this up, Danielle Lloyd is in for a really fast time.
0:50:12 > 0:50:14I didn't expect any of this.
0:50:14 > 0:50:17She is doing so well!
0:50:17 > 0:50:20Takes a lot of strength to hang on there.
0:50:20 > 0:50:23OK, the Spinner next.
0:50:25 > 0:50:28Saw a gap and she went for it.
0:50:28 > 0:50:31This is a dangerous moment.
0:50:31 > 0:50:33She's made it!
0:50:33 > 0:50:36This is a Wipeout Zone masterclass from Danielle Lloyd.
0:50:36 > 0:50:38She hasn't made any mistakes yet,
0:50:38 > 0:50:40but will the Brusher be a different story?
0:50:40 > 0:50:42No, she's slipped.
0:50:44 > 0:50:47With her head still spinning from the Spinner,
0:50:47 > 0:50:50it's impossible to imagine getting across that slippery Brusher.
0:50:50 > 0:50:52That claims so many.
0:50:52 > 0:50:54Time marches on now as Danielle pulls herself up
0:50:54 > 0:50:56to tackle the Launch Pads.
0:50:56 > 0:51:00She's got to be feeling tired and hurt now. She's dismissed that one.
0:51:00 > 0:51:01Just one to go.
0:51:01 > 0:51:03Come on, Danielle, come on.
0:51:07 > 0:51:10Got to admire her determination. This is seriously impressive.
0:51:10 > 0:51:14She's on, she's up!
0:51:14 > 0:51:16Just the leap to the podium.
0:51:16 > 0:51:20She's across, and in a very, very impressive 2:43.
0:51:20 > 0:51:23I'll be the first to confess I wasn't expecting it.
0:51:23 > 0:51:26She may have flapped and screamed her way around the course
0:51:26 > 0:51:30but that was a very impressive Wipeout Zone performance
0:51:30 > 0:51:33from Danielle and she has set a very fast time to beat.
0:51:33 > 0:51:37- How are you feeling? - Absolutely exhausted.
0:51:37 > 0:51:41Listen, we're all so proud of you. You are my little dark horse.
0:51:41 > 0:51:46Your time across that was 2 minutes and 43 seconds! That's brilliant!
0:51:46 > 0:51:49That's a good achievement for me.
0:51:49 > 0:51:51I thought I was going to be like 16 minutes!
0:51:51 > 0:51:55Can Chris Parker add Total Wipeout Celebrity Champion to his long list of credits?
0:51:55 > 0:51:59This is the hardest thing I've ever done. Wish me luck.
0:52:02 > 0:52:06So, a nervous-looking Chris is off. Remember, he has no idea
0:52:06 > 0:52:09how Danielle Lloyd got on so he's just going as fast as he can.
0:52:09 > 0:52:14A short swim and on to the Greased Beam.
0:52:16 > 0:52:18Oh, not a great start.
0:52:18 > 0:52:21That's going to be hurting his confident straight away.
0:52:21 > 0:52:26The barrels are already rolling now, which only makes it harder.
0:52:28 > 0:52:30He's on to the Barrel Run.
0:52:30 > 0:52:37Not as smooth as Danielle, but he's making progress. Sort of. Ow.
0:52:42 > 0:52:44Yes, he's on to the Climbing Wall.
0:52:44 > 0:52:45That ledge is very thin
0:52:45 > 0:52:49and offers precious little in the way of support.
0:52:49 > 0:52:51Much like Amanda Byron.
0:52:51 > 0:52:54Just thought of that then. Ha-ha!
0:52:55 > 0:52:57She'll kill me.
0:52:58 > 0:53:00He's going to clear the wall.
0:53:00 > 0:53:02That's a tough climb.
0:53:02 > 0:53:05Chris isn't hanging about.
0:53:05 > 0:53:07But 2:43 is the time to beat
0:53:07 > 0:53:11and right now, he's still in with a good chance of doing that.
0:53:11 > 0:53:15If he wants to beat Danielle's time, he needs to pick up the pace now.
0:53:15 > 0:53:17On to the Spinner, he needs to go for it.
0:53:17 > 0:53:20He's going to have to jump first time. He's done it.
0:53:20 > 0:53:22He made that look easy.
0:53:22 > 0:53:26It's the Brusher now and this is where Danielle came a cropper.
0:53:26 > 0:53:29Oh no, he's slipped! He's gone.
0:53:32 > 0:53:34He was just one step away from getting across.
0:53:34 > 0:53:37Instead though, it's that slippery climb up the ladder
0:53:37 > 0:53:40before tackling the final obstacle, the Launch Pads.
0:53:40 > 0:53:42This is clearly taking its toll on Chris.
0:53:42 > 0:53:45He's starting to look really tired.
0:53:45 > 0:53:46I'm not surprised.
0:53:52 > 0:53:55Exhausted, then, Chris makes the first landing.
0:53:55 > 0:53:57One more launch pad and then it's a final leap.
0:53:57 > 0:54:00He jumps.
0:54:00 > 0:54:02Can he hold on? Come on, Chris.
0:54:02 > 0:54:06He's really struggling now. Has he got the strength left in his arms?
0:54:06 > 0:54:09- No.- No!- He's gone for the drop.
0:54:09 > 0:54:14His hopes of becoming Total Wipeout Celebrity Champion are all over.
0:54:14 > 0:54:16Not that he knows that yet. All he knows
0:54:16 > 0:54:20is that he's got to keep going, no matter how much it hurts.
0:54:20 > 0:54:23This is take two. He makes the first one. Come on, Chris.
0:54:23 > 0:54:25He makes the second.
0:54:25 > 0:54:29Just one jump to go.
0:54:32 > 0:54:36He's done it, and that klaxon will be music to his ears
0:54:36 > 0:54:39because it means the ordeal is over.
0:54:39 > 0:54:42Chris didn't put in a bad performance on the Wipeout Zone,
0:54:42 > 0:54:46but there were too many slips to keep up with Danielle Lloyd.
0:54:46 > 0:54:48It's over to Amanda to break the news.
0:54:49 > 0:54:54- How are you feeling after that? - To be honest, if I'm going to be honest, I feel dreadful.
0:54:54 > 0:54:55It's really hard.
0:54:55 > 0:54:58A lot harder than it looks on television.
0:54:58 > 0:55:02Chris, your time was not fast enough. Danielle, you're still in the lead!
0:55:02 > 0:55:08He can talk the talk, but can he walk the walk, jump the jump and swim the swim as well?
0:55:08 > 0:55:10Don't get done, get Dom.
0:55:15 > 0:55:18Dominic was second fastest in the qualifiers
0:55:18 > 0:55:20and last man standing on The Sweeper.
0:55:20 > 0:55:24But all that counts for very little. He's in the Wipeout Zone now.
0:55:24 > 0:55:26On to the Barrel Run first of all.
0:55:28 > 0:55:31Here comes the barrels.
0:55:31 > 0:55:34Neatly sidesteps the first two barrels.
0:55:34 > 0:55:37I don't think it seemed that done before. This is excellent progress.
0:55:37 > 0:55:39Straight up the ramp.
0:55:43 > 0:55:45He's cleared the Barrel Run, onto the wall.
0:55:45 > 0:55:48Dominic is a little bigger than Danielle, which could be
0:55:48 > 0:55:53a disadvantage on the wall, but no, he's taken it in his stride.
0:55:56 > 0:55:58The Spinner next.
0:55:59 > 0:56:02Nobody has fallen from the Spinner so far today.
0:56:02 > 0:56:05Could it be third time unlucky for Dom Littlewood?
0:56:05 > 0:56:08Timing his exit.
0:56:08 > 0:56:12He's done it. If he carries on like this, he might just beat Danielle.
0:56:14 > 0:56:17Can Dom do what no one has done and make it across the Brusher?
0:56:17 > 0:56:19No, he's slipped! He's gone.
0:56:19 > 0:56:22He did his best to hang on, but once you've been brushed aside
0:56:22 > 0:56:26by the Brusher, there's no way back.
0:56:26 > 0:56:28But Dom's time is still looking good.
0:56:28 > 0:56:31Can he make it across the Launch Pads in one go?
0:56:31 > 0:56:36Launch pad one, this is still up for grabs. Launch pad two, come on.
0:56:37 > 0:56:39Oh... No, no!
0:56:41 > 0:56:43That, that could seal his fate.
0:56:48 > 0:56:51So, a second go at the Launch Pads. He's on to the first one.
0:56:51 > 0:56:55This is so close. Come on, Dom, you can do it this time.
0:56:55 > 0:56:58One launch pad to go. He's on.
0:56:58 > 0:57:00One final leap to the podium.
0:57:00 > 0:57:03Can he beat Danielle?
0:57:04 > 0:57:08No, he's missed, but only by the narrowest of margins. One second.
0:57:08 > 0:57:10Dom is well and truly done.
0:57:10 > 0:57:14It was an almost flawless run from the Patrick Stewart lookalike.
0:57:14 > 0:57:17The barrels presented little problem but at the Launch Pads, it all went wrong.
0:57:17 > 0:57:20Let's go straight over to Amanda to announce the winner.
0:57:20 > 0:57:23Was it everything you thought it would be?
0:57:23 > 0:57:2910 times harder, 20 times more exciting, a lot of fun. I don't know where I've come.
0:57:29 > 0:57:35- I've got to tell you guys, there was one second between you.- Oh, no!
0:57:36 > 0:57:40And the winner of Total Wipeout Celebrity tonight...
0:57:40 > 0:57:43is Danielle!
0:57:44 > 0:57:50So congratulations to Danielle Lloyd, Total Wipeout's second Celebrity Champion.
0:57:50 > 0:57:56She will be donating her £10,000 prize to the Lantern Project, which helps victims of domestic violence.
0:57:58 > 0:58:01I imagine she'll be coming up here for a quick interview.
0:58:01 > 0:58:03A lot of excitement down there.
0:58:03 > 0:58:06They're drinking champagne from the trophy.
0:58:06 > 0:58:07Wild scenes.
0:58:07 > 0:58:09It's like a South American carnival.
0:58:09 > 0:58:12CHEERING
0:58:12 > 0:58:15I don't think she's coming up.
0:58:15 > 0:58:18I don't think anyone's...coming up.
0:58:18 > 0:58:21Shall we go for a drink?
0:58:21 > 0:58:22No.
0:58:24 > 0:58:30So, from me, up a shoddy tower in an Argentinian field, goodnight.
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