0:00:02 > 0:00:04Buenos Aires, South America.
0:00:04 > 0:00:067,000 miles from home
0:00:06 > 0:00:08unless, of course, you live there.
0:00:08 > 0:00:1120 ordinary Brits including a carpenter,
0:00:11 > 0:00:13an accountant and a man who sells cheese
0:00:13 > 0:00:17will put their courage, their strength and their bodies to the test
0:00:17 > 0:00:20on one of the most breathtaking
0:00:20 > 0:00:24and, to be fair, stupidest obstacle courses ever created.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Let the games begin!
0:00:31 > 0:00:36Welcome to Total Wipeout, the show that tests competitors' nerves, their courage,
0:00:36 > 0:00:40but above all, their ability to scream whilst flying upside-down through the air.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42The Argentinians have added new bits to the course.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45This is how today's contest is going to work.
0:00:45 > 0:00:50The Qualifier - daunting The Sweeper - dangerous,
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Dizzy Dummies - disorientating.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57And the grand final, the Wipeout Zone - discombobulating.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00So, let's start at the beginning, it's the Qualifier.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Only the fastest 12 will make it into the next round.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06So, all that's needed now is to introduce my co-host,
0:01:06 > 0:01:10a woman who shows the contestants unwavering love and support
0:01:10 > 0:01:13through the medium of laughing and...
0:01:13 > 0:01:15occasionally pointing at them.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18It's Amanda Byram, who's with the first contestant.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Here I am with the lovely Emma at the top of the Total Wipeout course.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Now, Emma, what is your inspiration for being here today?
0:01:29 > 0:01:33I'm the first person from Guernsey and the Channel Islands to take part.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Are you fit in any way?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37I am, I can do the splits. Do you want me to show you?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Oh, yes!
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Emma, that is going to come in unbelievably handy
0:01:47 > 0:01:49in more ways than one.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52It's about time someone from Guernsey did this course.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Bring it on!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Well, we've all been thinking it. So Emma's from Guernsey
0:01:58 > 0:02:00I think that makes her a "Guerner".
0:02:00 > 0:02:03The first obstacle she'll be facing is new this week.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Introducing...
0:02:06 > 0:02:07the Walk Of Shame.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Ten highly unstable occasional tables
0:02:11 > 0:02:14that might throw you into the water.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Emma will be following in the footsteps of other famous Guerners
0:02:18 > 0:02:19like...er...oh...
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Bergerac! No, that's Jersey...
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- She's onto the Walk Of Shame and off it.- Oh!
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Oh! Her ability to do the splits being no help whatsoever.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31But that fall is costing her valuable time.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Come on, Emma The Guerner.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37OK, here comes her second attempt at the Walk Of Shame.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Showing plucky Guernsey determination made famous by...
0:02:40 > 0:02:42You know...yeah.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Instead more precious time lost as she swims to the pool edge.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Now, it's the Sucker Punch.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53It's learnt its trade working in a Rotherham nightclub
0:02:53 > 0:02:55and it learnt it well.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Come on, Emma The Guerner! Oh, she's doing well!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00She's not doing well.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01No.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Hang on, is she waving at someone?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Let's just have a look at that again.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07"Hiya! Going in the mud now."
0:03:07 > 0:03:10That's...that's pretty cool.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18They'll love this in Guernsey's arch-rival Alderney.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Ugh!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Looking tired now as she approaches our favourite part of the Qualifier.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Yes! It's the Big Balls.
0:03:26 > 0:03:31Let's see if those agile legs can take her across the Big Red Balls.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Yes, let's!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Go on, go on!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Have some of that Alderney...oh!
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Yeah.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Still, never mind, at least you have the pride of knowing
0:03:41 > 0:03:44you're first person from Guernsey to fall off the Big Ball
0:03:44 > 0:03:45covered in mud.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47But look at it, despite everything,
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Emma is still determined to set a good Qualifier time,
0:03:50 > 0:03:54showing us that Guernsey spirit made famous by...um...
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Quick, get me Wikipedia!
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Anyway, Emma still has to face the last of the new obstacles -
0:04:00 > 0:04:02the deadly...
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Zip Wire Of Doom!
0:04:05 > 0:04:09All she has to do is plant herself on that pint-sized football net
0:04:09 > 0:04:11whilst hanging on for dear life,
0:04:11 > 0:04:13trying to avoid two huge, padded posts.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Here she goes.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Our first contestant.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Can she do it?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Can she do it? She's wheezing for Guer...
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Oh, the Zip Wire Of Doom not really living up to its name.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Anyway, she finishes in a benchmark time of 3 minutes 15!
0:04:27 > 0:04:31You see? Look, no doom there.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34No doom the... No, it's just a Zip Wire!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Our next contestant is 30-year-old Aaron.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42who has a secret.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46This is my brother. His name is Cow. CUCKOO SOUND
0:04:46 > 0:04:49We're all from the planet Cow and we all have the same names
0:04:49 > 0:04:50so this is Cow and I'm Cow.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54I am the Cow-Man, I have the power of the cow behind me!
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Mooo!
0:04:55 > 0:04:56HORN SOUNDS
0:04:56 > 0:04:58OK, scared and slightly nervous.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Aligning himself with the athletic qualities of a cow.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03But when Aaron isn't being as mad as a cow,
0:05:03 > 0:05:05he works for London Underground.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Oh, mind the gap!
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Let's see.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Where is Cow-Man when you need him?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15That was a bit like a cow actually.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18It was like a confused cow on a cattle grid.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Oh, he's fallen again!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Right, here we go, the second lot.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25And it's...
0:05:25 > 0:05:27No, it's just gone wrong.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Right, on to the Sucker Punch for Aaron.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Dodgy, dodgy.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Hanging on well.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oh! Right in the udders!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Doing well against those pummelling...
0:05:47 > 0:05:51No, that's what's known as cow tipping, I believe.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Go on, Cow-Man!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Cow-Man hoping to avoid a rawhide here.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Oh...
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Oh! Somebody call the RSPCA, there is a cow in some distress.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12He looks terrified because this looks impossible
0:06:12 > 0:06:17but the Zip Wire Of Doom really is not very doomy.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19So Aaron moves himself into the lead
0:06:19 > 0:06:22with a time of 2 minutes and 6 seconds.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Can I do it again?- I don't quite know what to do with you!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Mooo!- Mooo!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30MUSIC: "EASTENDERS THEME" by Simon May
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Let's meet Phil and Grant Mitchell.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36I mean, Scott and Nathan.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38And just like the hard men of Albert Square,
0:06:38 > 0:06:41they're both rough, tough, no-nonsense blokes.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43And they have something else in common.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Have you spotted it yet?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Yep, that's right.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50They both use moisturiser!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55You can't wipe me out! I've got monkey power! O-oo-oo!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Monkey power?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Prepare for the Man Of Steel!
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Man Of Steel?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Hang on, can we pause it?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Let's get this straight, you don't make up your nicknames,
0:07:05 > 0:07:09I make up the nicknames. We let Cow-Man through, but Monkey-Man Scott
0:07:09 > 0:07:12you're now Nickname Violation 1 and Man Of Steel Nathan
0:07:12 > 0:07:14you're Nickname Violation 2. OK?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Both off to a great start then.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25When Scott's not taking part in weird Argentinian obstacle courses,
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- he's a vet.- Oh! Monkey power right there...
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Not!
0:07:30 > 0:07:34..And Nathan hangs out in the Queen Vic... No, not really.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35He's a mobile phone consultant.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Nathan says he's terrible at making people laugh.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43RICHARD LAUGHS
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Oh, I don't know about that, I think you have a talent for it.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Grant...I mean Scott's turn to tackle the Balls.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55And the same result for him.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Scott showing us a perfect on-and-off technique there.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Says he's got the balance of a cat.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Finally, the terrifying Zip Wire Of Doom
0:08:07 > 0:08:10looks like it's claimed its first victim.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14And another!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Accept it - you're not landing. That'll do.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23And so the Mitchells, I mean Scott and Nathan
0:08:23 > 0:08:25really showing us how hard the Qualifier is
0:08:25 > 0:08:28by both crawling in in slow-ish times.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Will that be enough to see them into the top 12?
0:08:33 > 0:08:38Whoever would have thought watching grown men falling off some massive balls would be so funny.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Oh, yeah, everyone.
0:08:39 > 0:08:44Although those Big Balls aren't the only things causing the contenders to come a cropper.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51# Have you ever heard about the wibbly wobbly walk?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53# Well, just in case you've not
0:08:53 > 0:08:56# I'll tell you on the spot
0:08:56 > 0:08:59# The wibbly wobbly walk is only just another way
0:08:59 > 0:09:04# You'll notice half a dozen fellows when they're on the spree
0:09:04 > 0:09:08# In half a dozen minutes they are all for jollity
0:09:08 > 0:09:10# And they all walk
0:09:10 > 0:09:12# The wibbly wobbly walk
0:09:12 > 0:09:16# All talk the wibbly wobbly talk
0:09:16 > 0:09:20# All wear wibbly wobbly ties
0:09:20 > 0:09:22# And wink at all the pretty girls
0:09:22 > 0:09:24# With wibbly wobbly eyes... #
0:09:24 > 0:09:27I don't want a DNF, that's what's terrifying me.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28What's a DNF?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Did Not Finish.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Meet 24-year-old dental nurse Annette.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34And let's see if the course is something
0:09:34 > 0:09:36she can get her teeth in to.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Oh!
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Ooh!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Open wide and say, "Argh!"
0:09:45 > 0:09:47This could take a few takes. Cut!
0:09:47 > 0:09:52My nickname's The Kid, I'm going to get on my bike and roll through this course. Come on!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Just to clarify, his mum wouldn't allow him a bike.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Yes, this is sofa salesman Hasmit and your nickname isn't The Kid,
0:09:59 > 0:10:01it's Sofa Salesman Hasmit.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Maybe a bike was a good idea.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Well, I can confirm that both Annette and Hasmit did indeed finish.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Well...surely they must have done by now.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Let's take a look at the first leader board.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22In pole position, it's Cow-Man Aaron, followed by Guerner Emma
0:10:22 > 0:10:25and dental nurse Annette with three minutes, 44.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28They're followed by Nickname Violation 1, Scott
0:10:28 > 0:10:30and Nickname Violation 2, Nathan.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31And bringing up the rear
0:10:31 > 0:10:34with four minutes, 15 is Sofa Salesman Hasmit.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- Woo!- Maybe our next competitor can do a better job.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Sammy's my name and winning's my game.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44You gotta watch this space, I'm gonna win this race.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46And probably fall on her face.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49She's away. So this is Sammy,
0:10:49 > 0:10:51a mortgage administrator from Merseyside
0:10:51 > 0:10:54and she has a trick up her sleeve that might help.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57She's made of rubber.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Which doesn't help her here.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04How about the Balls?
0:11:05 > 0:11:06No.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09But wow, like pretty much everybody so far,
0:11:09 > 0:11:11she vanquishes the Zip Wire Of Doom
0:11:11 > 0:11:14and finishes in a very respectable 2 minutes 43.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Jorden, making obstacle courses look easy since 1988. Come on!
0:11:21 > 0:11:25Yes(!) Meet 21-year-old deodorant researcher Jorden.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28There's nothing this man doesn't know about sweaty armpits.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Oh!
0:11:29 > 0:11:33We'll have a few words later, give you a few tips.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Really?- Yeah, pretty much.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39He really does do that for a job. Here goes BO Jorden.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Onto his feet...onto his feet and away.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Ouch!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Oh, that's gotta hurt.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Obviously he's rolled on past that obstacle.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57BO Jorden is not only quick, but he won't stain your armpits.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59This is a fast time.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Oh, no! He's in. But he's out again.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Now, the Balls.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Oh, crikey!
0:12:06 > 0:12:07He's like a little bullet.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11He went hell for leather and very nearly ran across the whole lot.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14This is a stunningly-fast time of one minute, 34
0:12:14 > 0:12:16and one of the fastest times of the series so far.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20But does he still smell like a fresh everglade on a spring morning?
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Probably.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23How smelly are you after it?
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Have a look.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Hmm, pretty good.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28MUSIC: "Mama Told Me Not Come" by Tom Jones
0:12:28 > 0:12:32- Our next contestants have a tough act to follow. - Bring on the Big Red Balls!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34This is for the ginger nuts!
0:12:34 > 0:12:37It's mum and daughter, Sue and Becky Burns.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38They're a family unit.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40The Burns Unit if you like.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45I'm joined by Becky and Sue from Enniskillen
0:12:45 > 0:12:50and I'm trying to figure out who's the mother and who's the daughter with the pompoms.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52- Daughter.- Daughter, yeah.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I'm the old bag, I'm the mother.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56So it's the battle of the Burns Unit -
0:12:56 > 0:12:59daughter Becky versus mum Sue.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Oh! And Mum's already in trouble.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Now it's Becky's turn.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Hang on, wow!
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Becky's showing her mum how to make the Walk Of Shame
0:13:14 > 0:13:15a walk in the park.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Aww! That was almost genius!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21So far in the battle of the Burns Unit
0:13:21 > 0:13:24daughter Becky's proving she's got what it takes.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28OK, it's a big ask but can mum Sue do any better?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31No, it's not in the genes.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Mummy Burns may have fallen, but she's done it in style.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38That is poetry in motion.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42I'm going to commission a small, porcelain statue
0:13:42 > 0:13:44or perhaps a painting on a plate.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48So, the battle of the Burns Unit reaches the Sucker Punch.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Up first, Becky.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Oh! Mum's going to have to wash those.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Now can Mum use her experience to outdo her daughter?
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Clearly not, no!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02She's gone.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Still it's lucky she's already got to put a load on anyway.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Becky's already conquered the Walk Of Shame
0:14:12 > 0:14:14can she conquer the Balls?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Oh, here we go! Come on, Balls!
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Now is the time.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21No. She just can't.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24How about Mum?
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Come on - wisdom, experience...
0:14:27 > 0:14:28that's another "no".
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Still strangely graceful nevertheless.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Now the Zip Wire Of Doom.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Looks like Becky's using a tactic of swinging wide.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44If only she knew you don't need to bother with tactics, it's easy.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49Anyway, she finally makes it with a very respectable 2 minutes 48.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Can Mummy Burns put in a last-gasp effort
0:14:52 > 0:14:54to catch up with her daughter?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Well, yes. Yes she can.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Kind of. No tactics, just gently hanging on
0:15:00 > 0:15:02until she's safely onto the net.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Mum knows best but finishes slowest with three minutes, 15.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08So, what is it you do for a living?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11I work for an energy company, I'm an account administrator.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13MUSIC: "I've Got The Power" by Snap
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Can electric Tania power her way through the course?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Oh, short circuit!- Ah!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Are the electricity puns working for you?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Ah, she's blown a fuse.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30There's plenty more of these if you want them.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31How not to do it.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Sometimes it takes ages
0:15:34 > 0:15:37to come up with the nicknames for the contenders.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38And I took ages on this one.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Do some damage!
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Meet Scary Claire.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Scary is a 23-year-old flood risk engineer
0:15:45 > 0:15:48and we're all on flood alert for this one.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53That looks like a flood risk right there.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57Oh, that's an amber alert flood risk.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Or something.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Come on, Claire.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Yeah, that nickname was genius, wasn't it? It just fits.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Just sometimes you know.- I'm scared!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Possible flood risk now. Scary versus the Balls.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15I'll get the sandbags.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Oh!
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Ah!
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Now the only thing left to scare Claire is the Zip Wire Of Doom.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22This looks fast.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Can she challenge BO Jorden's time of 1 minute 34?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Nearly! Claire is now in second place.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32So, still smelling success in top spot
0:16:32 > 0:16:33is BO Jorden.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35With Scary Claire now a close second,
0:16:35 > 0:16:37pushing the Cow-Man into third.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Next is Rubber Sammy and the Burns Unit, Becky and Mummy Burns.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Next is Guerner Emma and bringing up the rear,
0:16:45 > 0:16:48it's Nicknames Violations 1 and 2
0:16:48 > 0:16:49and Sofa Salesman Hasmit.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Up next is mother-of-two Karolyne.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55MUSIC: "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond
0:16:57 > 0:17:00And here with me now at the top of the Total Wipeout course
0:17:00 > 0:17:02is the lovely Karolyne who is a mother of two.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Karolyne, is that your motivation for being here today, the babies?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Yeah, my children, they want to see me fall off the Balls.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13And I'm just out here to show that there's some larger people out there
0:17:13 > 0:17:16and we can go out and do it just as well as the fit ones.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18MUSIC: "Goldfinger" by Shirley Bassey
0:17:20 > 0:17:25I'm doing this for all the big mothers, watch me smash this course.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Good on you, Karolyne - doing it for your kids.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31We've seen that motivation before...
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Not always with good results.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37I'll bet your kids can't wait to get to school on Monday.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Let's look out for things that might embarrass her, kids.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Nothing so far as she comes on to the Walk Of Shame.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Oh!
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Let's see if Karolyne can keep this clear run going for her kids.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Yep, lovely!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Lovely there.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Very neat backwards dismount coming up.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Smashing stuff.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02Ah!
0:18:02 > 0:18:06You see, she may have fallen in, but she's still hungry for it.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Come on, Karolyne.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Right, the Sucker Punch.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Keep those fingers crossed, kids.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Keep 'em crossed.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Ouch!
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Um...
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Ooo!
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Ohh!
0:18:23 > 0:18:25So the kids, maybe,
0:18:25 > 0:18:30could be getting a bit twitchy about Monday morning now.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Why don't we leave Mum there for a minute or two, kids
0:18:35 > 0:18:38and you can maybe pick up some of those texts you seem to be getting.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41Anyway, who's that I see?
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Why, shiver my timbers but it looks like one of those real-life pirates.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Well, actually this swashbuckling cutthroat is called...Andy.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Now it's my turn, I hope I don't crash and burn.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56And he's really a print manager. Not of the seven seas but Swansea.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Well, his hat thing stayed on. That's good.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11OK, Andy says his strategy is to go as quickly as possible.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15It's a good strategy and so far it's working well.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Ohhh!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Certainly got his sea legs to work fast there.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25And now our pirate's going to walk the plank
0:19:25 > 0:19:26to the Balls.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28But it'll be fine cos...
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Oh, no! Man overboard!
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Man overboard.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Oh, dear. Chin up, Pugwash.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38He might have fallen on his pieces of eight there.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42But he finishes in good time - two minutes and one second.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Even though he suffered a nasty injury, a bandanna-ectomy.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49And I thought that bandanna was covering a full head of hair.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54Anyway, back to Karolyne, winners don't quite and quitters don't win
0:19:54 > 0:19:56and also don't fall in the mud.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Ugh! I feel like the creature from the deep.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Don't say that, it's not that deep.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04You're going to be fine. Go on!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07All the way to the Big Balls now. Kids, this is it!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09She's doing this for you.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Oh, this is...
0:20:11 > 0:20:13We're all sharing something special.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Come on, Karolyne, for your kids.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Right.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Come on, Karolyne.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Right.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29One, two, three.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Oh!
0:20:30 > 0:20:31Oh-uh!
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Oh!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Oo! Oh!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39You know, if you are still watching, kids,
0:20:39 > 0:20:42it takes genuine bravery to do what your mum's just done.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45So go to school with your head held high on Monday...
0:20:45 > 0:20:47or maybe Tuesday.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52And she calls it a day, but at least she gave it her all.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Boy, did she.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57I'm very proud, you know, there's loads of people out there
0:20:57 > 0:21:01that want to be in my position - probably not quite as muddy as I was.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05I'm a bit sad that I didn't complete the course, but I'm very proud that I'm here
0:21:05 > 0:21:08and I took part and I got over the Red Balls.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11That is the spirit I love to see on Total Wipeout.
0:21:11 > 0:21:17But if you thought Karolyne was gung ho then stand by for the next contestant - 46-year-old Amo.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21An accountant keen to dispel the myth that they're all boring
0:21:21 > 0:21:23by describing himself as...
0:21:25 > 0:21:27..talkative and witty...
0:21:29 > 0:21:31..a real daredevil...
0:21:33 > 0:21:35..OK, he's a bean counter.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Amo's approaching this like a tax return.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41He's going to cheat his way round things.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Hang on. Must have dropped his lucky pen somewhere.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Searching...
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Not the time.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Go without it.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52OK, let's hope he's as good at balancing on these
0:21:52 > 0:21:54as he is at balancing the books.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55No, he's not.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Come on, Amo, you're changing our massive stereotypes
0:21:59 > 0:22:01about boring accountants.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Now, he's already worked the balls out on a spreadsheet...
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Oh! He forgot to carry the two, that's what happened.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14The head for figures has just hammered it
0:22:14 > 0:22:15through that big rubber ball.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Oh, where's he going?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22He's swimming past the Zip Wire.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24The other way. Amo!
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Yeah, this way, mate!
0:22:25 > 0:22:26There! The ladder.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Finally, onto the Zip Wire Of Doom.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Why is it called that?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34What is it, haunted or something?
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Let's just try something, it's just not...
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Even in slow motion, you see?
0:22:40 > 0:22:42"Oh, I saw a ghost!"
0:22:42 > 0:22:44No, that's a cloud. It's...it's just
0:22:44 > 0:22:48Ah, well! Amo finishes proving not all accountants
0:22:48 > 0:22:49are boring pen pushers.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Next up is 18-year-old Pint Size Jenny.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Jenny, I feel like the Jolly Green Giant.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Teeny-tiny, aren't you?
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Yeah!
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Jenny practiced at home by jumping between ten egg cups in the kitchen.
0:23:04 > 0:23:05Oh.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Ohhh!
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Quick! Someone throw her in the water wings.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18This cheese man's a winner and I'll grate right through the course.
0:23:18 > 0:23:2039-year-old cheese seller Mark
0:23:20 > 0:23:24is already using a variety of bad cheese metaphors.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26You wouldn't catch me doing that.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30DRUM ROLL
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Cheddar luck next time!
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Oh! Finally got some drums in.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38This is for all the girls out there
0:23:38 > 0:23:40that think they can't do it but they can.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43I'm going to kick this course into touch so watch me.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Right on...eh, sisters.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Fitness manager Kate from...
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Oh, dear.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Er, girl power?
0:23:50 > 0:23:51It's...oww!
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Both the girls are having trouble on the Sucker Punch.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Are you all right, Jen?
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Doing good!
0:24:02 > 0:24:03Doing brilliant!
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Time to answer that age-old question -
0:24:16 > 0:24:20do cheese sellers bounce?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Yep, they do.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25OK, can Kate get further than Cheesy Mark?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Oh, looking good.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Yes! Yes...
0:24:29 > 0:24:30No, no, she can't.
0:24:30 > 0:24:35It was a good leap, but a bad dive followed.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39So maybe small is best. Jen is so tiny, maybe she can skip across.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Not even denting the Big Balls.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Or just do a massive, comedy head-dive.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52So, Mark finishes. It was a brie-eze.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56A-ha! Told you these jokes would pay for themselves.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Next, Jenny manages to finish.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Yes!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Can Kate complete the trio?
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Is there a half moon out tonight?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Amanda, leave it! It looks like Kate's got plenty of, er...
0:25:12 > 0:25:15cheek there. Right there.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Cheeky Kate finishes in two minutes, 55,
0:25:17 > 0:25:21a time that might just be good enough to get her into the top 12
0:25:21 > 0:25:23and help salvage her dignity.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Meet Accident And Emergency plaster technician Gordon,
0:25:27 > 0:25:30today's oldest competitor, he's 53.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Oh!
0:25:34 > 0:25:38- RICHARD LAUGHS - It's amazing what you can do with false hips nowadays.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41I just saw things that I did not want to see.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46I might work in A and E, but I'm not going to end up in it.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Watch me go!
0:25:50 > 0:25:53OK. He's away.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55He's in.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59He's out. Gordon fixes broken limbs for a living so break a leg, Gordon.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Oh, no! I meant "good luck".
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Oh!
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Uh-huh.
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Where's he going?
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Where's he going?
0:26:16 > 0:26:19It is terrible, when you get older you fall into the water
0:26:19 > 0:26:22and then you forget what you went in there for.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Over here, Gordon.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Over here. Yeah.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Retrace your steps, Gordon.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28What were you thinking? Was it your keys?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Let's hope he doesn't lose more than his bearings on the Sucker Punch.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Oh!
0:26:37 > 0:26:38Oww!
0:26:39 > 0:26:43He may be closing in on his pension, but he can sure take a punch.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Well, he got one anyway.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Of course when he was a lad, all this were fields.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Right, the Big Balls.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52Go on!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Oh! You see to Gordon this is just like
0:26:55 > 0:26:59one of those giant walk-in baths he sees advertised.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01This has been a wonderful dream!
0:27:01 > 0:27:03What? What kind of dream is that?
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Oww.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Oww.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Well done, Gordon, eventually finishing three minutes, 24,
0:27:11 > 0:27:14just in time to watch Last Of The Summer Wine.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17OK, 19 down and only one competitor remains.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20His name is Dan.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23And he wears a headband.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Hang on, haven't we had a Headband Dan?
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- LOW VOICE:- Long ago in the land of Muddy Earth,
0:27:30 > 0:27:34legend tells of a hero called Dan.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37And his headband.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41A powerful talisman that was lost to the world of men.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45But now a new Dan has dawned.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48The headband has returned in the...
0:27:53 > 0:27:56I'm ready, are you ready? Let's get it on!
0:27:56 > 0:27:58You shall not pass!
0:27:58 > 0:28:02- Dan, I feel like I've known you my whole life.- Yeah, me too.
0:28:02 > 0:28:06That headband is a really tough look.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Well, if you consider the kids from Fame hard.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13Dan's a carpenter and I hope they've sanded that slide down
0:28:13 > 0:28:16or that might have given him a nasty splinter
0:28:18 > 0:28:21Just so long as he's got the headband nothing can go wrong.
0:28:21 > 0:28:22Oh!
0:28:22 > 0:28:23Oh! He's lost his headband.
0:28:23 > 0:28:27Without his headband, Headband Dan is just...Dan.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30See? The power was in the headband.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37He has no idea of the danger he's exposing himself to.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Come on, this is your time -
0:28:39 > 0:28:41last one to get across.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43Without your headband, you're going to do this?
0:28:49 > 0:28:51Brave.
0:28:51 > 0:28:52But ultimately futile.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56Dan needs to dig deep for this last bit
0:28:56 > 0:28:59if he wants to make the next round.
0:29:01 > 0:29:05And he finishes in two minutes, 35.
0:29:05 > 0:29:06Woo!
0:29:10 > 0:29:12Oh, that's better.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15So, here's our final top 12,
0:29:15 > 0:29:19led by BO Jorden, Scary Claire and Pirate Andy.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24They're followed by Cheesy Mark, Cow-Man Aaron
0:29:24 > 0:29:26and now Return Of The Headband Dan
0:29:28 > 0:29:32Behind them, it's Rubber Sammy, Becky Burns and Cheeky Kate.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34And finally, Electric Tania,
0:29:34 > 0:29:37with Mummy Burns and Guerner Emma sharing last place.
0:29:38 > 0:29:42So we have the mighty 12 who are storming into the next round.
0:29:42 > 0:29:47But before that, let's take a moment and remember those brave men and women we leave behind,
0:29:47 > 0:29:49forever in our thoughts.
0:29:49 > 0:29:53Well, until somebody else falls over or does something funny.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55MUSIC: "Here In My Heart" by Al Martino
0:31:09 > 0:31:11Yes, it's back.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13Double the trouble and double the fun.
0:31:13 > 0:31:15Well, for us watching.
0:31:15 > 0:31:19It's the crushing, twin Sweeper arms that rotate faster
0:31:19 > 0:31:23whilst slowly closing in on the 12 remaining contestants
0:31:23 > 0:31:26as they try and balance on 13-foot-high podiums.
0:31:27 > 0:31:31Only the last five standing will make it into the next round
0:31:31 > 0:31:34And keep the dream of winning £10,000 alive.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41So, let's meet the remaining plucky 12 contestants.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44Standing on podium 1 and 2, it's Cheeky Kate...
0:31:44 > 0:31:47It's time for an all-girl final. Let's do this!
0:31:47 > 0:31:49..and Return Of The Headband Dan.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52I'll be the Total Wipeout king with the crown. You lot are going down!
0:31:52 > 0:31:59Podium 3 and 4 is Scary Claire and our Swansea Pirate Andy.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01Watch me leap as I sweep up the competition!
0:32:01 > 0:32:05On 5, 6 and 7, Cow-Man Aaron...
0:32:05 > 0:32:06Moo!
0:32:06 > 0:32:07..Yes.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09- Guerner Emma. - EMMA WHIMPERS
0:32:09 > 0:32:10Gurning away there.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13And Qualifier king, BO Jorden.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16Amanda, get me a beer in - I'll be down in a minute.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19On podiums 8, 9 and 10 are Cheesy Mark
0:32:19 > 0:32:21and the Burns Unit Sue and Becky.
0:32:21 > 0:32:25Becca, if I'm going down, you're coming with me.
0:32:25 > 0:32:26Yeah, thanks, Mum(!)
0:32:26 > 0:32:28You're going down, Mum. Rrr!
0:32:28 > 0:32:33And finally on 11 and 12 is Rubber Sammy and Electric Tania.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36Guys, do the math. This one's all about the girls!
0:32:36 > 0:32:39She works for an electricity company remember.
0:32:39 > 0:32:44So the 12 all look ready to brave the Crusher, only 5 can survive.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47But don't worry, I can't be hurt here...
0:32:47 > 0:32:48at all.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51Are you all ready?
0:32:51 > 0:32:54- SOME CHEER - Yep, they couldn't sound less enthusiastic.
0:32:54 > 0:32:55Oh, well.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58Three, two, one!
0:32:58 > 0:32:59HORN SOUNDS
0:33:01 > 0:33:04And we're off, those twin arms start their work
0:33:04 > 0:33:06and it's so far so good. Andy clear.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08Cow-man Aaron. Oh!
0:33:08 > 0:33:11Qualifier king Jorden's in trouble but he scrambles to his feet.
0:33:11 > 0:33:13And the other seem to...
0:33:13 > 0:33:14Oh, no, that's Tania.
0:33:14 > 0:33:17She can't get her feet up quickly enough
0:33:17 > 0:33:20and Electric Tania's been cut off.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22It's absolutely terrifying.
0:33:22 > 0:33:26It looks like a harmless piece of equipment, but it's terrible.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28So The Crusher makes its second sweep.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30Who's going to be next to fall?
0:33:30 > 0:33:31I don't believe it!
0:33:31 > 0:33:35BO Jorden falls again and he's hanging on for dear life.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38and he's not the only one, it's carnage.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40There goes the Burns Unit followed Rubber Sammy.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42Let's see that again.
0:33:43 > 0:33:46So, first mum Sue is flipped...
0:33:47 > 0:33:50You think it looks so easy on television until you stand up there
0:33:50 > 0:33:52and you're going like that.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55..And then daughter Becky...
0:33:55 > 0:33:58I'm pretty sore. I'll need a few painkillers this evening.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01..And Sammy proving that being made of rubber
0:34:01 > 0:34:04is no help at all in jumping over padded arms.
0:34:04 > 0:34:05Brr.
0:34:06 > 0:34:07I'm over it.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10No, you weren't over it, Sammy, that was the problem.
0:34:10 > 0:34:11Argh!
0:34:11 > 0:34:16And still Jorden hangs on in there but that Crusher is relentless.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18The others all seem make, will he?
0:34:18 > 0:34:21- No. He has to fall.- Aww!
0:34:22 > 0:34:24Oh, I was rubbish.
0:34:25 > 0:34:26No words to describe it.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28There are words to describe it,
0:34:28 > 0:34:30you just said one - "rubbish".
0:34:31 > 0:34:33So we're down to the last seven.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35Remember, only the last five standing
0:34:35 > 0:34:37will make it into the next round
0:34:37 > 0:34:41and the Crusher is getting faster while that gap is getting smaller.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43They're doing extremely well so far
0:34:43 > 0:34:47but who will be first to crack by getting cracked on the shins?
0:34:48 > 0:34:53Oh, that's Cheeky Kate been totally wiped out, crusher style.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59The jump was too big, she's been flipped right over
0:34:59 > 0:35:03and those cheeks wave goodbye to the £10,000.
0:35:05 > 0:35:06The Sweeper was getting so high,
0:35:06 > 0:35:09we're talking hip-high, and it was fantastic.
0:35:10 > 0:35:14This means just one more has to fall. Who will it be?
0:35:14 > 0:35:18Oh! Hang on, that's one, two, it's three in a row!
0:35:18 > 0:35:21Andy goes first, but manages to hang on.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24Then it's a real twister for Guerner Emma.
0:35:25 > 0:35:29Cheesy Mark gets flipped like a burger - cheeseburger.
0:35:29 > 0:35:33Pirate Andy has clung on meaning Emma is the last to be eliminated.
0:35:33 > 0:35:35I'm only a little shortie.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37The bar just got a bit too high and off I went.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39Brilliant, though!
0:35:41 > 0:35:42Oh!
0:35:43 > 0:35:47Although Mark topples off in spectacular style, it's after Emma
0:35:47 > 0:35:51so he's safely into the next round as one of the last five,
0:35:51 > 0:35:54who now include Andy- who's back on his feet -
0:35:54 > 0:35:57the Cow-Man, Return Of The Headband Dan
0:35:57 > 0:35:58and Scary Claire.
0:35:58 > 0:36:01They're all safe, but the game doesn't stop, they'll play on
0:36:01 > 0:36:04to see who'll be the last man or woman standing
0:36:04 > 0:36:06and claim the Crusher crown.
0:36:06 > 0:36:09Well, this is incredible jumping and Andy stumbles again.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13The relentless arms soon back.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15Yep! This time he loses it.
0:36:15 > 0:36:20The pirate clips the yardarm. He's not such a Jolly Roger any more.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22You'd have thought he'd be used to standing on one leg.
0:36:25 > 0:36:29And now Aaron joins him doing a good impression of a stunned cow.
0:36:29 > 0:36:30Whoops-a-daisy.
0:36:30 > 0:36:35So now it's a two-horse race, Dan versus Scary Claire.
0:36:35 > 0:36:36Look at the speed of the Crusher!
0:36:36 > 0:36:38The jumping gap now so small.
0:36:41 > 0:36:43Dan's getting all cocky.
0:36:46 > 0:36:49The words "just" and "dessert" spring to mind.
0:36:49 > 0:36:53That leaves Scary Claire to be crowned queen of the Crusher.
0:36:53 > 0:36:55That was amazing.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58They both excelled in one of the toughest Total Wipeout
0:36:58 > 0:37:00obstacles to master.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03But the flood risk manager from Buckinghamshire takes it.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06As it turns out the Crusher was more scared of her
0:37:06 > 0:37:07than she was of it.
0:37:07 > 0:37:08A bit like spiders.
0:37:08 > 0:37:11She advances to the next round as the new favourite.
0:37:11 > 0:37:16So, those five competitors are one step closer to clinching the £10,000 prize.
0:37:16 > 0:37:22Unfortunately that one step will be over one of the toughest obstacles so far.
0:37:22 > 0:37:26It's the stomach-churning, trainer-staining...
0:37:26 > 0:37:29lunch...they just make you feel sick, OK?
0:37:29 > 0:37:30It's the Dizzy Dummies!
0:37:36 > 0:37:39Think of it like a roundabout in a playground.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42Except your older brother is pushing you much too fast.
0:37:42 > 0:37:46The five semifinalists whizz round and round until up is down,
0:37:46 > 0:37:48down is up and lunch comes out.
0:37:48 > 0:37:53They must then attempt to stagger through the stumbling Saloon Doors and the Crazy Cut Outs
0:37:53 > 0:37:55before trying to cross the Pipe Bridge
0:37:55 > 0:37:57and the inflatable Doughnut Run.
0:38:01 > 0:38:04Whoever's last to the other side in each run is eliminated
0:38:04 > 0:38:08and then we'll have today's three finalists. Got all that? Good!
0:38:08 > 0:38:11Having watched as much Total Wipeout as I have,
0:38:11 > 0:38:14you'd think I'd know everything there is to know about Dizzy Dummies,
0:38:14 > 0:38:16but you'd think wrong.
0:38:16 > 0:38:20But not knowing anything about something has never stopped me, so here's my report
0:38:20 > 0:38:23on the Dos And Don'ts of how to tackle Dizzy Dummies.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31I'm on the actual Total Wipeout course.
0:38:31 > 0:38:36In the actual Dizzy Dummy that spins actual competitors round...
0:38:37 > 0:38:38..around, around
0:38:38 > 0:38:41until they're actually sick
0:38:41 > 0:38:44or fall in that actual water over there.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47THEY SCREAM
0:38:47 > 0:38:49None of those things are going to happen to me though.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52Two reasons, perfect balance and co-ordination
0:38:52 > 0:38:54and I have a note from my mum
0:38:54 > 0:38:57explaining that I'm not allowed to do the Dizzy Dummies.
0:38:57 > 0:39:01And I've had it translated into Argentinian just in case.
0:39:01 > 0:39:05So these are my Dos And Don'ts for success on the Dizzy Dummies.
0:39:05 > 0:39:08Don't have a big breakfast.
0:39:14 > 0:39:18Do give your opponents the respect they deserve.
0:39:19 > 0:39:22Come on, it's Sudden Death!
0:39:28 > 0:39:31Don't book an appointment for straight after the Dizzy Dummies is finished
0:39:31 > 0:39:33that requires you to be dry.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41Do concentrate all the way to the finish.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50Don't do what Michael did.
0:39:52 > 0:39:56It's just so hard, it's so slippery and you're so dizzy.
0:39:56 > 0:40:01I gave it my all, but I'm sorry.
0:40:01 > 0:40:05So those are my Dos And Don'ts for success on the Dizzy Dummies.
0:40:07 > 0:40:08Thanks, Mum.
0:40:11 > 0:40:15So, will our remaining contestants take the blindest bit of notice?
0:40:15 > 0:40:17Well, we're about to find out.
0:40:17 > 0:40:19Oh, I feel a little bit dizzy.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21Nah, not really. They will be though!
0:40:23 > 0:40:25It's Dizzy Dummies. You lot ready?
0:40:25 > 0:40:27- Yes!- Hey!
0:40:27 > 0:40:28That was weak.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31Three, two, one.
0:40:31 > 0:40:32- HORN SOUNDS - So they're off.
0:40:32 > 0:40:3540 seconds of spin.
0:40:35 > 0:40:38Let's remind ourselves of who the Dizzy Dummies are.
0:40:38 > 0:40:41In at 5, there's nothing he doesn't know about cheese...
0:40:41 > 0:40:44I'm gonna grate through the course!
0:40:44 > 0:40:45..It's Cheesy Mark.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52At number four, it's the scourge of Swansea,
0:40:52 > 0:40:53it's Pirate Andy.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57Now, it's my turn, I hope I don't crash...
0:40:58 > 0:41:00..and burn!
0:41:03 > 0:41:06Next up, he's half man...
0:41:06 > 0:41:08Moo!
0:41:08 > 0:41:09..half cow.
0:41:09 > 0:41:10Cow-Man Aaron.
0:41:10 > 0:41:13Can I do it again?
0:41:15 > 0:41:18He's followed by The Return Of The Headband Dan.
0:41:18 > 0:41:19You lot are going down!
0:41:21 > 0:41:22Woo!
0:41:23 > 0:41:26And in at number one, she's the queen of the Crusher
0:41:26 > 0:41:27and she's taking no prisoners.
0:41:27 > 0:41:29Do some damage!
0:41:29 > 0:41:30ROARING
0:41:30 > 0:41:31It's Scary Claire.
0:41:31 > 0:41:33ROARING
0:41:33 > 0:41:36I think that was a roar. Could have been wind,
0:41:36 > 0:41:38or a reaction to the Dizzy Dummies.
0:41:38 > 0:41:42So the Dummy comes to a stop and they're all staggering.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45Return Of The Headband Dan can't actually stand up.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47Now through the Saloon Doors.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49That's like a cowboy stag do.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51Their heads are all over the place.
0:41:51 > 0:41:55That's not a new experience for Aaron who think he's a cow.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57Dan's onto the Pipe Bridge, but he takes a sit down.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Oh, Scary Claire attacks it,
0:41:59 > 0:42:01but is overcome by a nasty case of the leans.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03Never looks too stable,
0:42:03 > 0:42:06the pipe dream is quickly over as she hits the water.
0:42:06 > 0:42:07Come on, Dan.
0:42:07 > 0:42:11Return Of The Headband Dan back to his feet, but moving gingerly...
0:42:11 > 0:42:14Oh! Even more gingerly now.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17Falling to the left is Aaron, who finds the cattle grid a bit much.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20Scary Claire back through the Saloon Doors
0:42:20 > 0:42:22and she's attacking the Pipe Bridge and she's...
0:42:22 > 0:42:24made it into the water.
0:42:24 > 0:42:27That's the closest to finishing we've seen so far.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29But Claire is straight back at it
0:42:29 > 0:42:32and this time she's made it across the Pipe Bridge!
0:42:32 > 0:42:35She's onto the Pontoon and she won't mind that belly flop
0:42:35 > 0:42:38as she is the first to go through to the next round.
0:42:41 > 0:42:45Cow-Man Aaron following Claire's lead...doesn't quite make it.
0:42:45 > 0:42:48It must be those four stomachs weighing him down.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51Now, The Return Of The Headband Dan
0:42:51 > 0:42:55versus Cheesy Mark. Dan's gone for it and failed.
0:42:57 > 0:43:01He makes it onto the Pontoon though while Mark hits the water
0:43:01 > 0:43:03and he joins Claire into the next round.
0:43:03 > 0:43:07- Victory is Dan's! - So it's Aaron against Pirate Andy
0:43:07 > 0:43:09with the pirate walking the plank first.
0:43:09 > 0:43:13And Pirate Andy looks like he's made it onto Treasure Island!
0:43:13 > 0:43:17Which leaves just two, Cow-man Aaron versus cheesy Mark,
0:43:17 > 0:43:20both fighting for the last place into the next round.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29Here comes Aaron, taking it very steadily.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31And, yes, he's made it!
0:43:31 > 0:43:35- The Cow-Man clinches the last place in the next round.- Moo!
0:43:35 > 0:43:40OK. So, it's hard cheese for Cheesy Mark who's out of the competition.
0:43:40 > 0:43:41What happened?
0:43:41 > 0:43:44Oh, I don't know. I just couldn't do it.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47Ugh! Let my boys down, but...
0:43:47 > 0:43:49- How are you feeling?- Er, gutted. - Yeah?
0:43:49 > 0:43:53So, five become four. There's still one more contender to lose
0:43:53 > 0:43:56before we can move on to the Wipeout Zone.
0:43:56 > 0:43:58It's back to the Dizzy Dummies!
0:43:58 > 0:44:00HORN SOUNDS
0:44:13 > 0:44:16The spinning stops and the contestants get off very delicately.
0:44:16 > 0:44:19Aaron seems to believe spinning the opposite way
0:44:19 > 0:44:20will some how undo the dizziness.
0:44:20 > 0:44:23We've seen that tried before - it never works.
0:44:23 > 0:44:27Yeah, you see? Just confused.
0:44:27 > 0:44:29Aaron's stuck on the wrong side.
0:44:29 > 0:44:32Andy's the first to attempt the Doughnut. Doesn't make it.
0:44:33 > 0:44:35Dan doesn't either.
0:44:35 > 0:44:38Aaron just makes the first.
0:44:38 > 0:44:40And...oh! Slips on the way to the next doughnut,
0:44:40 > 0:44:42but that's not going to stop him!
0:44:42 > 0:44:46That water's got to be cold - in fact, it's freezing cold, sorry.
0:44:46 > 0:44:48Scary Claire on the first Doughnut.
0:44:48 > 0:44:52They're very moreish, because she's now going for a second.
0:44:55 > 0:44:56Clever girl.
0:44:56 > 0:44:59Sets herself up carefully and, yes, she has done it.
0:45:01 > 0:45:05Here we go, the big leap for the finish.
0:45:07 > 0:45:10Oh, she makes it! Scary Claire books her place in the Wipeout Zone.
0:45:12 > 0:45:16She launches, she does slip, but it's OK! She stays onboard
0:45:16 > 0:45:17and looks delighted.
0:45:17 > 0:45:20Now, who will join her in the final?
0:45:20 > 0:45:22Aaron looks well-placed. Can he hoof it across?
0:45:22 > 0:45:25He jumps and he's just about clinging on.
0:45:27 > 0:45:30- Moo!- Pulls himself up with a smile and a moo
0:45:30 > 0:45:31secure in the knowledge
0:45:31 > 0:45:33that this cow's not for the knackers' yard yet.
0:45:33 > 0:45:37One place remains. Will it be Return Of The Headband Dan or Pirate Andy?
0:45:37 > 0:45:40Andy onto the second doughnut, he's got to go for the third.
0:45:40 > 0:45:43Oh! Not good enough.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45Dan now making his move.
0:45:45 > 0:45:46Could this be victory?
0:45:48 > 0:45:50He makes the second Doughnut.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53Seems to be praying for victory.
0:45:53 > 0:45:54Slowly gets to his feet.
0:45:54 > 0:45:56Andy hot on his heels of course.
0:45:56 > 0:45:58This will be close.
0:45:58 > 0:46:00Not dignified, but close.
0:46:02 > 0:46:05One last leap to make.
0:46:05 > 0:46:07Steady now, steady...
0:46:09 > 0:46:10Oh! Taking his time.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12This is crucial.
0:46:12 > 0:46:14That's it! That's it!
0:46:14 > 0:46:17He's claimed the final place in the Wipeout Zone.
0:46:17 > 0:46:21And it's the end of the voyage for Pirate Andy.
0:46:26 > 0:46:28Just pipped you at the post.
0:46:28 > 0:46:30I'm glad he did. I really am glad.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33I did one, I was chuffed. That's as far as I needed to go.
0:46:33 > 0:46:38So, we have the three finalists for today who all go into the Wipeout Zone
0:46:38 > 0:46:40for the chance to land that first prize,
0:46:40 > 0:46:42a cheque for £10,000
0:46:42 > 0:46:45and to hold aloft the Total Wipeout trophy...
0:46:45 > 0:46:48which they have to give back afterwards.
0:46:48 > 0:46:53They've all put in some inspiring displays of courage, dexterity...
0:46:54 > 0:46:57..colour co-ordination and balance.
0:46:57 > 0:47:00Let's follow their journey to tonight's Grand Final.
0:47:03 > 0:47:06In my life, I never expected to get this far.
0:47:06 > 0:47:10It's been absolutely amazing. Really enjoyed every minute of it.
0:47:11 > 0:47:13I can't put into words how pleased I am.
0:47:13 > 0:47:16I know I would have made a few people back home proud.
0:47:17 > 0:47:19The whole experience is exhausting -
0:47:19 > 0:47:22physically, mentally. It's adrenaline that keeps you going.
0:47:22 > 0:47:24Exciting but terrifying at the same time.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27I'm aching, I'm creaking, but I've come this far,
0:47:27 > 0:47:29I might as well go right to the end.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31The smart money would be on,
0:47:31 > 0:47:34wait for it, diga-diga-diga-diga-don...
0:47:35 > 0:47:37- ..Claire.- Claire's the biggest competition.
0:47:37 > 0:47:39She's done brilliantly.
0:47:39 > 0:47:41I think the boys are worried,
0:47:41 > 0:47:42with good reason.
0:47:42 > 0:47:45I've jammed it the whole way through.
0:47:45 > 0:47:48I don't feel I have any physical advantages on either of them.
0:47:48 > 0:47:50My advantage is probably speed.
0:47:50 > 0:47:53Me, I'll call myself slow and heavy.
0:47:53 > 0:47:56Being up high on that course is not going to faze me.
0:47:56 > 0:47:58Tonight I'm going to give everything,
0:47:58 > 0:48:00there's no point holding back, this is the end.
0:48:02 > 0:48:04It's very easy to shout advice at the TV
0:48:04 > 0:48:07and when you actually get in there and do it, it's almost impossible.
0:48:07 > 0:48:11This is the big one and I'm really, literally terrified.
0:48:14 > 0:48:18People who've seen the Rocky films know an indisputable fact -
0:48:18 > 0:48:22the last instalment is always the toughest to get through.
0:48:22 > 0:48:26And Total Wipeout is no different, because having made it past everything else,
0:48:26 > 0:48:29the final three must now face their biggest challenge -
0:48:29 > 0:48:30The Wipeout Zone!
0:48:35 > 0:48:38So Aaron, Claire and Dan are ready to tackle
0:48:38 > 0:48:42the world's most terrifying obstacle course.
0:48:42 > 0:48:44First up, it's a high-speed slide down the Killer Surf.
0:48:44 > 0:48:47Then it's a short swim to the Barrel Run
0:48:47 > 0:48:49with a barrage of 50kg barrels.
0:48:49 > 0:48:52Next up, a test of upper body strength awaits
0:48:52 > 0:48:54in the Monkey Bars.
0:48:54 > 0:48:58Then onto the fast-moving Spinner. The longer they're on, the harder it is to get off.
0:48:58 > 0:49:01From there, it's a perilous walk across the Revolving Brusher.
0:49:01 > 0:49:04That's followed by the Launch Pads, two mini trampolines
0:49:04 > 0:49:07surrounded by a deluge of freezing water,
0:49:07 > 0:49:10that all leads to the finish podium where the clock stops.
0:49:10 > 0:49:14Let's join Amanda, who's standing by with tonight's first finalist.
0:49:14 > 0:49:19Yep, it's the Wipeout Zone and, up at the start line, it's Dan.
0:49:21 > 0:49:25So, Dan will be setting the benchmark and, as none of the other finalists get to watch,
0:49:25 > 0:49:28it's just Dan versus the course and the clock.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33Woo! Let's get out this time! Come on! Woo!
0:49:33 > 0:49:35He actually looks very confident.
0:49:35 > 0:49:37HORN SOUNDS
0:49:37 > 0:49:42If this was about whooping, he'd be impossible to beat, but it's not.
0:49:46 > 0:49:47Face plant!
0:49:47 > 0:49:51He needs to get out of the water quickly. Every second is vital.
0:49:51 > 0:49:56Confidence alone is not enough. He'll need speed.
0:49:56 > 0:49:58His style is a bit ungainly -
0:49:58 > 0:50:02kind of like Bambi on ice here - but it seems effective.
0:50:03 > 0:50:04He tackles the barrels.
0:50:04 > 0:50:06That is quick work.
0:50:06 > 0:50:08This is looking very promising.
0:50:08 > 0:50:11Making a monkey of the Monkey Bars,
0:50:11 > 0:50:13despite the freezing water hammering down on him.
0:50:13 > 0:50:15This is a real test.
0:50:15 > 0:50:18- Ooo-a-a-ah!- Thank you(!)
0:50:19 > 0:50:21Woo!
0:50:21 > 0:50:22Stops for another whoop.
0:50:22 > 0:50:26Fine though, it's not like he's being timed or anything. Relax!
0:50:26 > 0:50:27He's onto the Spinner.
0:50:27 > 0:50:32Wasting time as he struggles to steady himself.
0:50:32 > 0:50:34And also, it's going to make him dizzier.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37He needs to make that leap successfully.
0:50:37 > 0:50:39So many have fallen here.
0:50:39 > 0:50:41Ooh! He makes it!
0:50:42 > 0:50:44Now he composes himself for the Brusher.
0:50:44 > 0:50:45And oh, oh,
0:50:45 > 0:50:47he's fallen!
0:50:47 > 0:50:49SPLASH
0:50:49 > 0:50:52He has fallen, loses his footing almost straight away.
0:50:52 > 0:50:55This is now costing him valuable time.
0:50:55 > 0:50:58It's all in the timing to make it across
0:50:58 > 0:50:59the Brusher and he didn't.
0:50:59 > 0:51:02That fall means he now has to climb up the ladder,
0:51:02 > 0:51:05prepare himself for the first Launch Pad...
0:51:05 > 0:51:07Oh, no! He rebounds. He's into the water.
0:51:07 > 0:51:09He's going to have to climb back up
0:51:09 > 0:51:11and try that again.
0:51:14 > 0:51:18So, back up the ladder, onto the first Launch Pad.
0:51:18 > 0:51:20This time he makes sure.
0:51:23 > 0:51:26Onto the second. Wastes no time getting from there
0:51:26 > 0:51:31onto the finish podium to stop the clock. And the time to beat
0:51:31 > 0:51:32is two minutes, 45.
0:51:32 > 0:51:36Although Dan started well, he lost time by whooping at the crowd
0:51:36 > 0:51:38and taking those two tumbles.
0:51:38 > 0:51:41Let's see how he feels back down on the course with Amanda.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45I feel like a celebrity stuntman for the night.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47Listen, you've been pretty vocal all day,
0:51:47 > 0:51:51but what was all the "come on"?! You were wasting time!
0:51:51 > 0:51:55Geeing the crowd up. I was confident in my time. We'll see what happens.
0:51:55 > 0:51:59OK, so, Dan has staked his claim for tonight's title
0:51:59 > 0:52:01and the £10,000 prize.
0:52:01 > 0:52:04But will his time be good enough to hold off our next contender,
0:52:04 > 0:52:06the Cow-Man Aaron?
0:52:06 > 0:52:09But Aaron is already in trouble before he's begun,
0:52:09 > 0:52:12because he suffers from extreme vertigo.
0:52:12 > 0:52:14Well, why did he come here?!
0:52:16 > 0:52:18Ah, boy! Ah, man.
0:52:18 > 0:52:21I can't...I can't do this.
0:52:21 > 0:52:22Will he even go through with it?
0:52:22 > 0:52:24I ca...
0:52:24 > 0:52:26Is this the end?
0:52:28 > 0:52:32No, hang on... He's going to face his fear!
0:52:32 > 0:52:33HORN SOUNDS
0:52:33 > 0:52:36He's gone for it! That is a brave Cow-Man!
0:52:40 > 0:52:41He into the water.
0:52:41 > 0:52:44He's got to overcome his fear quickly...and he does.
0:52:44 > 0:52:47He manages to find his bearings and swims toward the Barrel Run.
0:52:50 > 0:52:51Brave man.
0:52:51 > 0:52:54Up on his feet - hooves, sorry.
0:53:00 > 0:53:02Shows some good style to hurdle
0:53:02 > 0:53:06those barrels as they cascade towards him.
0:53:06 > 0:53:11He's cleared the Barrel Run! Onto the Monkey Bars.
0:53:11 > 0:53:15Causing him no trouble, even with that cold water crashing onto him.
0:53:16 > 0:53:19Onto the Spinner. Safely makes it on.
0:53:19 > 0:53:24Now, Dan took ages here. What can Aaron do? He seems to be milking it.
0:53:24 > 0:53:26Tick-tock.
0:53:26 > 0:53:28Come on. Maybe this time round.
0:53:28 > 0:53:31Yes, yes, he makes it.
0:53:31 > 0:53:33Approaches the Brusher now.
0:53:33 > 0:53:35Ooh, no! He's come off.
0:53:35 > 0:53:36THEY GROAN
0:53:36 > 0:53:40Just as Dan did before him, the Brusher doing its job.
0:53:40 > 0:53:41Time ticks on as he climbs up.
0:53:43 > 0:53:44He's faster than Dan.
0:53:44 > 0:53:47This will be down to the wire.
0:53:47 > 0:53:49From the first, onto the second.
0:53:49 > 0:53:50Clinging on.
0:53:52 > 0:53:54He's done it!
0:53:54 > 0:53:59And in doing so, Aaron shaves a whopping 25 seconds off Dan's time.
0:53:59 > 0:54:02A very respectable two minutes, 20.
0:54:02 > 0:54:05So Aaron nearly didn't get started at all,
0:54:05 > 0:54:10but once he did, it was a brilliant, all-round display which has put him into pole position.
0:54:10 > 0:54:12Well done you, for actually taking that.
0:54:12 > 0:54:16You were really scared up at the top. You weren't going to do it.
0:54:16 > 0:54:17I was petrified!
0:54:17 > 0:54:21I really wasn't going to do it. This is the worst thing for me. Heights and vertical slides.
0:54:21 > 0:54:24I'm just so proud of myself for getting down it.
0:54:24 > 0:54:29Well, fair play to you, because by doing that, it meant that you were faster than Dan,
0:54:29 > 0:54:30so you are through to the next bit.
0:54:30 > 0:54:32Wooo! Yeah!
0:54:32 > 0:54:35- Dan, good time, man. - Dan, sorry, man.
0:54:35 > 0:54:38So, the last finalist has it all to play for.
0:54:38 > 0:54:40£10,000 to be exact.
0:54:40 > 0:54:44And a brief go with the trophy, but it does have to go back afterwards.
0:54:44 > 0:54:47Scary Claire has been dominant throughout the day.
0:54:47 > 0:54:48She is one tough lady.
0:54:48 > 0:54:51But can she take that Total Wipeout title?
0:54:52 > 0:54:55She looks completely focused and determined.
0:54:55 > 0:54:59We've already had one female winner this series.
0:54:59 > 0:55:00Are we about to get our second?
0:55:00 > 0:55:04Claire, these might be the most testing three minutes of your life.
0:55:04 > 0:55:06Well, maybe - I haven't known her that long, obviously.
0:55:06 > 0:55:08She's off!
0:55:08 > 0:55:09SPLASH
0:55:09 > 0:55:11And she's in.
0:55:11 > 0:55:14Dismounts the ring to get swimming straight away.
0:55:14 > 0:55:17Scary Claire obviously has no fear.
0:55:19 > 0:55:21Quite slow getting out of the water.
0:55:21 > 0:55:23The barrels are coming already.
0:55:23 > 0:55:27Now she's up, onto her feet and onto the Barrel Run.
0:55:27 > 0:55:31Lets the first go past - nice tactic, that, shows great finesse.
0:55:31 > 0:55:35If there's a stylish way to jump over barrels, this is it.
0:55:35 > 0:55:36She's gliding over them.
0:55:36 > 0:55:40That's the Barrel Run cleared. How will she cope on the Monkey Bars?
0:55:40 > 0:55:43Cold water crashing onto her. It is slowing her up.
0:55:43 > 0:55:47But she's gritted her teeth and made it across.
0:55:47 > 0:55:49She's making good time.
0:55:50 > 0:55:53Draws breath, leaps onto the Spinner.
0:55:55 > 0:55:57It's all about the exit.
0:55:57 > 0:56:00She makes... No! She's in the water.
0:56:00 > 0:56:03She wasn't properly set. Slid straight off.
0:56:03 > 0:56:10Composes herself now and makes for the dash across the Brusher.
0:56:10 > 0:56:13- She gets brushed off. - THEY GROAN
0:56:13 > 0:56:16She's got to climb back up. She must be tired.
0:56:16 > 0:56:18She can't afford any more mistakes.
0:56:21 > 0:56:24Looking exhausted as she sizes up the trampolines.
0:56:24 > 0:56:27She does well there to deaden her bounce.
0:56:27 > 0:56:30Now, she's getting ready for the second Launch Pad.
0:56:30 > 0:56:34Oh, no! She didn't have the height...and falls backwards.
0:56:34 > 0:56:38Can Claire come back from this?
0:56:40 > 0:56:41It's going to be a tiring climb.
0:56:41 > 0:56:49Back up the trampolines again, onto the first one. There we go.
0:56:50 > 0:56:53She's taking a rest here.
0:56:53 > 0:56:56No, wait a minute! Disaster! Her foot's caught.
0:56:56 > 0:56:58Oh, that's terrible luck!
0:56:59 > 0:57:02Brave Claire, though, goes on...
0:57:04 > 0:57:06..and makes the final Launch Pad.
0:57:06 > 0:57:09Now the final leap for the podium.
0:57:11 > 0:57:13She's made that.
0:57:13 > 0:57:16She's stopped the clock. But that's not going to beat Aaron.
0:57:16 > 0:57:21Claire showed all the tenacity of someone who thought they could win,
0:57:21 > 0:57:22but it wasn't to be.
0:57:22 > 0:57:27She doesn't know that yet, so it's over to Amanda to reveal tonight's champion.
0:57:29 > 0:57:32- I can be proud of what I've done, so...- We think you were fantastic.
0:57:32 > 0:57:35Cow-Man Aaron, I can tell you right now...
0:57:35 > 0:57:40She was fantastic all day, but you were quicker! You are the Total Wipeout champion tonight!
0:57:40 > 0:57:44Yes! Wooooo!
0:57:45 > 0:57:47Oh, well done, Aaron.
0:57:47 > 0:57:50HE WHOOPS
0:57:51 > 0:57:55So, we have a winner - it's Cow-Man Aaron!
0:57:55 > 0:57:58Aaron, Claire and Dan join the ranks of the other Wipeout Zone finalists
0:57:58 > 0:58:02to take part in the champion of champions grand final.
0:58:02 > 0:58:06But before that, join us next week for some brilliant falls, like this...
0:58:08 > 0:58:10..and totally new spills, like this...
0:58:13 > 0:58:15I can't wait. From Amanda and me, goodbye.
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