0:00:02 > 0:00:05Argentina, South America.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07A country of passion, steak,
0:00:07 > 0:00:10and home to the small hairy armadillo,
0:00:10 > 0:00:14but also home to the greatest assault course this side of Fiji
0:00:14 > 0:00:16and that side of Fiji as well.
0:00:16 > 0:00:2120 brave Brits including a fire fighter, a bailiff and a croupier
0:00:21 > 0:00:27have travelled to South America wanting nothing more than to prove their physical capabilities
0:00:27 > 0:00:31by tackling the most ridiculous obstacle course ever built.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34The only souvenirs 19 of them will come away with, are bruises.
0:00:34 > 0:00:39But one will win the ten grand prize and a trophy to add to their bruises.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Let the games begin.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Hello and welcome once again to Total Wipeout.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49If you haven't seen the show before then you're in for a treat.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Assuming your idea of a treat is watching people fall off big things into pools of mud.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Which, I'm guessing it is. You're only human.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Time to find out what's in store for today's 20 British competitors.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03The Qualifier, yellow alert.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Ah!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08The Sweeper, amber alert.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Dizzy Dummies, red alert.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17And the Grand Final, the Wipeout Zone.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Run out of colours on that.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23So, let's get things started and join my co-host down on the course.
0:01:23 > 0:01:29It's the woman whose work permit ran out last week, so she's married a local to stay in Argentina.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31It's Mrs Amanda Byram-Rodrigues.
0:01:40 > 0:01:46I'm joined at the top of the Qualifier by 55-year-old Steve who is a world record holder.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Steve, dish it.- Yes, I hold the world record in pull-ups.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Chin-ups...
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Come on!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54I've also done rope records...
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Come on, come on, come on, come on.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Dips, that sort of stuff.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Make-up!
0:01:58 > 0:02:02What kind of records do you think you'll be breaking here today?
0:02:02 > 0:02:06The £10,000 one? That would be a good one!
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Yeah, that's not a record, Steve. It's an amount of money.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11# Young at heart. #
0:02:11 > 0:02:15This is for all the young at heart, you're never too old to win!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Steve has broken nearly 20 world records. Will he break any today?
0:02:23 > 0:02:27OK. There's one already, most shocking shorts ever.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29We'll give him that one. A new world record.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32First today, the return of Dodge Ball.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36One time Olympic champion, Felipe, and his not-so-merry men,
0:02:36 > 0:02:40have been recalled from a lucrative tour of Argentina's working men's clubs.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Now dubbed the quickest ball-slingers east of the Andes,
0:02:43 > 0:02:46they're here once again to bruise and abuse.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00But Steve's not put off by their fashionable boiler suits and caps,
0:03:00 > 0:03:01he is flying along.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Onto the Sucker Punch.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Steve now needs to make his way across to the other side
0:03:09 > 0:03:11without falling into the mud.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14He's avoiding the punches...whoa, no, that was a trip!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17That's another record gone.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20The lowest Sucker Punch ever. Less of a punch, it was a trip.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22I've not seen that before.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Big Balls time.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Steve has broken 15 pull-up records,
0:03:28 > 0:03:31proof of his immense upper body strength.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Mud in the eye, that'll help him.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37- Argh!- Oh!
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Unfortunately, that immense strength is of no use on the Big Balls,
0:03:41 > 0:03:44whatsoever. Legs just folding under him,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47the classic side effect of good upper body strength, that.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Lower body strength - letting him down!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Steve now has to swim over to the fourth and final obstacle.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58If the Guinness Book Of Steve is going to set a decent time,
0:03:58 > 0:04:00he really does need a good landing here.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Here he goes!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05He's gotta land it, he's gotta land it.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Here we go.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08He hasn't landed it. He fell in.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Steve holds a world record for rope climbing.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Sadly all the rope swinging records are held by the Bulgarians.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15He missed out on them.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17# Young at heart. #
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Surely, those pull-up records will be helping here?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Pull yourself up. Come on, Steve, pull up!- Come on, Steve!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Yes! Yeah.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Nevertheless, Guinness Book Of Steve finishes in a good time, 2.37 mins.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Whoa!- What was that?
0:04:32 > 0:04:33That was scary.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Here's the next contestant. I wonder what he does for a living?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41CIRCUS MUSIC
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Ah. OK, that'll be it. Thank you.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48So I'm joined now at the top of the Qualifier by Garry, who's a trainee circus performer.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51So, Garry, do you wear a big red nose and drive around
0:04:51 > 0:04:54in one of those cars where all the doors fall off?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56No, I'm not a clown. I'm a trapeze artist.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00So, these skills will come in very handy on this course today?
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Oh, yeah, I can't wait.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07I'm Airborne and I'm gonna flow through this! Woo!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Garry the Clown - sorry, trapeze artist - is training
0:05:11 > 0:05:15at the Belfast Clown...sorry, Circus School.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Those look suspiciously like a pair of clown trousers to me.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21He's pretty quick, though.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Oh...- I have high hopes for Garry.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Oh!
0:05:29 > 0:05:30# Baggy trousers
0:05:30 > 0:05:32# Baggy trousers
0:05:32 > 0:05:34# Baggy trousers... #
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Onto the Sucker Punch.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Look at those kecks! What was he thinking?!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43But he's made it across all the same.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Perhaps Garry the Clown can stretch those slacks out
0:05:46 > 0:05:50and glide across the Big Balls like a flying squirrel! That's right...
0:05:50 > 0:05:54No, he opts for the jump, followed by the face full of rubber.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59# Everybody's gotta learn some time. #
0:06:00 > 0:06:03He appears to be in trouble because he is carrying a lot of water
0:06:03 > 0:06:05in those trousers with him now.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08# Baggy trousers... #
0:06:08 > 0:06:11But Garry and his trousers finish in a time of two minutes 19.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16I haven't got the stats, but I'm sure that makes him the fastest clown all series.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20This is Julie. She's a nurse from Bristol.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22She's certainly got all the moves,
0:06:22 > 0:06:25but will they help her on the Total Wipeout course?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Is she doing that on purpose?
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Nursey Julie's hobbies include boxercise - whatever that is -
0:06:32 > 0:06:33and body combat - whatever that is.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36So this should have been a doddle, but it... No.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39None of that helped - whatever it was.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Points for drama - that looked good!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48I think that one just anaesthetised her.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Anaesthetised? Anaesthetise... I can't say it. Never mind.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Right, it's Big Ball time for Nursey Julie.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Only two competitors have made it across so far this series,
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- so come on, Julie. All you've gotta have is belief!- Oh!
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Oh, I should've finished that sentence with "skill and ability".
0:07:06 > 0:07:10Knees bent, arms stretched... That was half a hokey-kokey!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Nursey Julie hokey-kokey's her way to the finish line
0:07:16 > 0:07:21in 3:24. Will that be enough to see her into the top 12?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Now, who's this sweet little thing?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28I'm sorry, mate, that's awkward. Just the bunches...
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Oh, I've upset him! Sorry!
0:07:32 > 0:07:36I'm joined at the top of the course by Kenny, who is an inspector croupier.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Are you a French detective? - No, I'm not. I'm a croupier.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Ah, OK. And an inspective one?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Oh, yes!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45I'm Ace and I'm gonna deck this course!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49# Dude, look like a lady... #
0:07:50 > 0:07:53That was one of the best starts I've ever seen!
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Ow!
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Oh!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57# Dude, look like a lady... #
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Kenny lists his greatest achievement as growing his beard.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Well, he can add the most ludicrous start seen on Total Wipeout
0:08:04 > 0:08:05to that list now!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Dodge Ball up first. Ooh!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Casino Kenny getting a really hard time from the boys.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16I don't think they like the bunches! They haven't take well to that.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Oh, he's off! He is off.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Struggling to get out.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Onto the Big Balls for Casino Kenny and... Ow!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31You see, just like being at the casino -
0:08:31 > 0:08:34one minute you're a high roller, the next minute you're bust.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35And so are your legs.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Casino Kenny only has one card left to play.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43I don't think that's what he had in mind, but OK!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45# Get up off of that thing and dance... #
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Come on, Kenny, land! Oh!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49BELL RINGS
0:08:49 > 0:08:52No! Kenny, you can't have two goes. You've tried, you failed. Let go!
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Did he really think he was going to get back up again?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00The house always wins in casinos.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03And the course always wins in Total Wipeout.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Kenny finishes in three minutes 12. Could be worse...
0:09:06 > 0:09:07could be a lot better.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Again, what was that?
0:09:09 > 0:09:15This is Lee and he's a 20-year-old security guard from Derby. Nice hair!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Interesting warm up technique... - # Ooh, baby, baby... #
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Very impressive, Lee, but becoming irritating.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29The Big Balls now for Lee.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33This man has had the big red ball shaved into his head!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Maybe that's the secret to defeating them - mimic them.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Oh! Oh, no! No, it's not the secret!
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Now Lee has a real big red ball embedded in his head!
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Oh, ho, ho! Despite that spectacular fall, this is still looking like
0:09:51 > 0:09:54a very good time, with just the Wall Swing to go.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Come on, Lee, land it!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- Oh, yes! Well done, Lee! - Who's the man?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- He's the man!- Come on!
0:10:02 > 0:10:08Lee becomes the first to land the Wall Swing today and posts the fastest time so far -
0:10:08 > 0:10:101 minute 40 seconds.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13That was an impressive run there from Lee.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Certainly more impressive than his haircut. What is that?
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Now, question for you - Ray Winstone, Ross Kemp, Vinnie Jones.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23What have all these guys got in common?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25They're all actors?
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Vinnie Jones isn't an actor.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Or Ross Kemp.
0:10:28 > 0:10:33No, what I was going to say was, they're all tough guys. Just like our next three contestants.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Meet Sandy,
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Paul
0:10:36 > 0:10:37and Mickey.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41I'm gonna totally wipe out all the other contestants!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Either you got it or you ain't! I've got it, you're gonna see it!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Remember, kids - always use protection!
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Come on, British tough guys! Show those Argentinians how hard you are.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Ha-ha!
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Come on!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Yeah, bring it on!
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Oh, ooh! Ow! Ow!
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Don't show the pain. Pretend you like it.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Sandy is a chef from Aberdeen. Tough.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19See?
0:11:20 > 0:11:25And that's Mickey. He's an NVQ assessor. Er...tough.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Paul from Somerset.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30He runs a baby nursery.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Tough...ish.
0:11:35 > 0:11:40I'm going to totally wipe out all the other contestants on this course!
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Tough guy, eh, Paul?- Well, you try.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Ow!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50So, can tough-guy Mickey tame the big balls?
0:11:52 > 0:11:53No.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55What about Tough Guy Sandy? ..No.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57OK, here we go!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Perhaps Tough Guy Paul's got it sussed? ..No.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01No, he hasn't.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Just the Wall Swing to go
0:12:04 > 0:12:05for these three tough guys.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Oh...
0:12:07 > 0:12:12- Sandy?- 'What? Oh. What's Sandy up to?'
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Tough guys don't undo ropes.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Or swing on them.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20No. That's terrible! Impressive times, though.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22For Tough Guy Mickey...
0:12:22 > 0:12:24For Tough Guy Paul...
0:12:24 > 0:12:27And for Tough Guy Sandy...
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Tough guys indeed and three very good times as well.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34I reckon they could have been a bit faster with a better rope technique.
0:12:34 > 0:12:39Now, a little while ago, the BBC asked if I'd like to go to Argentina to report live from the course.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43I said, "No way, that's far too far away."
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Then they said, "How's about a trip to the land of butterflies and chocolate?" I said, "Yeah!"
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Unfortunately, the plane got diverted, so here's my report from Argentina.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55But they have promised me definitely next week for the butterflies and chocolate.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04I'm up here for two reasons -
0:13:04 > 0:13:07cos I'm so good at the Leap Of Faith,
0:13:07 > 0:13:13and secondly, to give you my Dos and Don'ts for success on the Qualifier swing.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18DON'T visualise.
0:13:18 > 0:13:24- How will you inspire yourself to be the best that you can be on that course today?- Visualisation.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30DO remember to untie the rope.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40DON'T be afraid of the bobbles.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41They're bobbles.
0:13:51 > 0:13:56DO remember that we tend to make you land on slippery or narrow things.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09DON'T ever, ever, let go of the rope.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Those are my Dos and Don'ts for the Qualifier swing.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Um...
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Help!
0:14:26 > 0:14:30Next to go is 26-year-old Lorraine from Kent.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Steady, steady!
0:14:33 > 0:14:38This is for all the frustrated office workers who just want their freedom!
0:14:38 > 0:14:42We haven't done that to her face with computers, she's done that.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Lorraine works for Kent County Council.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46She says she's lost sleep
0:14:46 > 0:14:49thinking about how to tackle the first obstacle.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Come on, Lorraine.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54I hate to have to tell you, Lorraine, that actually isn't it.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57That's not the first obstacle, that's... Here we go.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Yes, one step closer...
0:15:01 > 0:15:03to the first obstacle.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Lorraine must now face her first real challenge.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Oh!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Ooh!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11The Dodge Ballers showing no mercy!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Going over.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Oh! The more cruel it is, the more they enjoy it. Oh!
0:15:21 > 0:15:25Let's leave Braveheart Lorraine with those merciless Dodge Ball boys
0:15:25 > 0:15:26and rejoin her later on.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32The first glance at today's leader board
0:15:32 > 0:15:34sees Shorn Of The Head Lee in top spot,
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Tough Guy Mickey in second and Garry the Clown in third.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Tough Guy Sandy is fourth, Tough Guy Paul is fifth
0:15:40 > 0:15:43and Guinness Book Of Steve is sixth.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Casino Kenny is seventh, Nursey Julie is eighth
0:15:46 > 0:15:49and Braveheart Lorraine... is still going.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Now, some people think that in order to win Total Wipeout
0:15:52 > 0:15:55all you have to do is be super fit and avoid falling off stuff.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58And, well, yeah, that is partly right.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02But it goes so much deeper than that, you need mental strength,
0:16:02 > 0:16:06spiritual fulfilment, all that yin and yang stuff and...
0:16:06 > 0:16:10OK, I am busking this a bit, but here's a man who knows all about it.
0:16:10 > 0:16:15I'm joined now at the top of the qualifier by Adam, who is a supermarket store assistant,
0:16:15 > 0:16:18but I know there's a lot more to you than that, isn't there?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Yes, Amanda, I consider myself as a free thinker.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24I delve into philosophy and religion
0:16:24 > 0:16:27and I try and answer questions of the meaning of life.
0:16:27 > 0:16:32I look at yoga and Buddhism. I try and centre myself with meditation and yoga...
0:16:32 > 0:16:34(She's not listening.)
0:16:34 > 0:16:38(Yep, definitely not listening.)
0:16:38 > 0:16:42..mind and body together. And that's what I'm trying to hope to prove today.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Your energy has been released, go forth and conquer.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Thank you, Amanda.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51I am a gentle warrior!
0:16:51 > 0:16:54I flow like a gentle breeze, but I am strong like granite.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56OK(!)
0:16:56 > 0:16:57That might help.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Adam claims to have trained his body like a Shaolin monk,
0:17:02 > 0:17:06but can he avoid a series of high velocity balls aimed at his box?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Ooh! It would seem so.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Nice dive!
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Very Zen-like.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Until he fell in the water.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23If you are victorious today, how would you celebrate?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26After meditation practises, building up all my energy
0:17:26 > 0:17:27to throw myself into this course,
0:17:27 > 0:17:31I shall release the energy by doing a horse stance.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32HE EXHALES
0:17:32 > 0:17:35HE BREAKS WIND
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Adam has also tried his hand, well, probably both of them,
0:17:39 > 0:17:43at Thai boxing, maybe that will come in useful on the Sucker Punch.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Very impressive.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Nifty, Adam.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50How does he do that? He's done it!
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Adam now makes his way up to the Big Balls.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Yes, yes, ooh!
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Oh, bad luck!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02He was at one with the balls.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Well, his shoes match them anyway.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07It's a kind of harmony going on.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Something celestial.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Strong like granite.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14And a little bit rubbery like an elastic band.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16He sings like granite.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Just the Wall Swing to go for Crouching Tiger Hidden Adam.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22And this is looking like a very impressive time.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Argh!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Strong like a Shaolin monk,
0:18:26 > 0:18:28a bit rubbish at rope swings though.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Still, Adam reaches the finish podium in the fastest time today.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Maybe he'll get a tattoo to celebrate.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Back to Braveheart Lorraine,
0:18:38 > 0:18:42who's still trying to get herself out of the water.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Even the Dodge Ball boys have given up!
0:18:44 > 0:18:45That's a first.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Come on, Lorraine, hang on in there, it's...
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Oh, she's still...
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Never seen them give up. She's out!
0:18:54 > 0:18:57She's done it, she's out and she's a sitting duck!
0:18:57 > 0:18:59They were never gonna ignore that.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03She's down again.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I think we'll leave Lorraine to it.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09This is 20-year-old architectural technician, Katie.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12She lists her interests as boxing, swimming and trampolining,
0:19:12 > 0:19:14widely regarded by aficionados
0:19:14 > 0:19:17as the three key attributes for success on the qualifier.
0:19:17 > 0:19:22It bodes well, but can she bob and weave her way past the dodge balls?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24She's weaving. And now she's bobbing.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Ouch!
0:19:26 > 0:19:29They enjoy it, they do.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32If you scream, it makes them throw harder.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33She's back up though.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35No, she's bobbing again.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40OK, Katie, put that behind you and concentrate on your trampolining.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42It's what you need. Yes...
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Oh.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Well, what was that?
0:19:45 > 0:19:50A quickish Katie still manages to finish in a quickish time of 2:40.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Oh!- I think she needs a sit down. She's earned it.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57How's Braveheart Lorraine getting on?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00She's enjoying herself, that's the main thing.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Remember your mother's advice.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Don't go on Total Wipeout?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Mummy told her to stamp her feet to get rid of the mud
0:20:07 > 0:20:09before she takes on the big red balls.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Cos that's gonna help her get across.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Yeah, that and a miracle.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Anyone else thinking this may not go well?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20OK, let's hope. Come on, lift, here we go, yes!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Here she goes!
0:20:30 > 0:20:32She's still smiling, look. That was a smile.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Come on, Lorraine, just the Wall Swing to go.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38I love it when people battle on. You're nearly there.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40This is some determination.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43She's got enough determination for all of us. Come on!
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Come on.
0:20:44 > 0:20:49How's she still smiling? How's she doing that? Maybe it's fixed.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Sorry, I can't.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Come on, Lorraine, you're nearly there!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56I can't do it.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57You're so right there.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58I can't.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Oh, you can.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Just climb up the stairs and then you're finished.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05I'm wiped out, I'm sorry.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07You'll regret this, Lorraine.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08I know, I really can't.
0:21:11 > 0:21:16So after all she endured, Braveheart Lorraine calls it a day on the qualifier.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19According to the Total Wipeout stopwatch,
0:21:19 > 0:21:22it was closer to two days, but let's not split hairs.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24She took a battering
0:21:24 > 0:21:28and fought on further than ever I thought she would get after that.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30I can't help but admire her.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32That was some tough spirit.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37It took a ladder to defeat her.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45I'm often asked how we get hold of such amazing Dodge Ballers.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49I've never been asked that, but if I were, I know the answer.
0:21:49 > 0:21:54You need two things - a lot of money and their pager number.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Oh yes, they still use pagers in Argentina.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03# Keep movin', movin', movin'
0:22:03 > 0:22:05# Though they're disapprovin'
0:22:05 > 0:22:09# Keep them doggies movin' Rawhide
0:22:09 > 0:22:12# Don't try to understand 'em
0:22:12 > 0:22:14# Rope, throw and brand 'em
0:22:14 > 0:22:18# Soon we'll be livin' high and wide
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- # Move 'em on- Head 'em up - Head 'em up- Move 'em on
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- # Move 'em on- Head 'em up - Rawhide
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- # Cut 'em out- Ride 'em in - Ride 'em in- Let 'em out
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- # Cut 'em out- Ride 'em in - Rawhide. #
0:22:31 > 0:22:33I'm coming!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Well, the Dodge Ball boys have battered and bruised
0:22:36 > 0:22:38the contestants all series,
0:22:38 > 0:22:41but will 26-year-old bailiff Rachel fare any better?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Simply, no.
0:22:43 > 0:22:48A fast ball to the ribs and it's another early victory for the Dodge Ball boys.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Hey, don't aim for my head!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55No, she's down again.
0:22:55 > 0:23:00This is 22-year-old dentist, Ellie, who's next to try her luck.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- FAIRGROUND MUSIC - That music can only mean one thing.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Actually, I don't know what it means.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08What does it signify?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Ooh, another score for the Dodge Ball boys!
0:23:11 > 0:23:15Ellie keeps low, but only succeeds in getting a ball in the face
0:23:15 > 0:23:17for her trouble.
0:23:17 > 0:23:2034-year-old Geordie mum-of-three, Jo, now.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Jo is here! I think I need a drink!
0:23:26 > 0:23:27SHE SCREAMS
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- FAIRGROUND MUSIC - Oh, no, there's that music again.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33It kind of sinister now I know what it means.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35And Jo's gone as well.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37This is turning into a one-sided affair.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41But still those balls rain down like...
0:23:41 > 0:23:45giant...red ball rain...stuff.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Oh, yeah, Filipe's happy.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Can Steph, a 44-year-old health worker from Liverpool,
0:23:52 > 0:23:53do any better?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Oh, my word, the Dodge Ball boys must have just had
0:23:56 > 0:23:59their mid-morning steak, they're really going for it.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Don't feed them before they do this.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Mind you, Steph's made of sterner stuff, shoulders of steel.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09What's she doing now?
0:24:09 > 0:24:12This is Dodge Ball, Steph, not Catch Ball.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16She's actually thrown one back!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18She's returned fire.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22A score for the contestants, the ball boys won't like that one bit.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Go on, Steph, you've nearly made it.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29SHE SCREAMS
0:24:29 > 0:24:32A parting shot from the ball boys there.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37And a headache to take home and cherish.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40After that pounding on the Dodge Ball,
0:24:40 > 0:24:42the Sucker Punch should be a piece of cake.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Oh, ah. Sadly not.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55Just the Wall Swing to go for screaming Steph.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57# There she goes... #
0:24:57 > 0:24:58Here we go... Oh.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02Go on, have another go. Land it. Yes!
0:25:02 > 0:25:06Yep, it's not going very well for Steph, is it?
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Oh!
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Screaming Steph makes it to the finish line in 3:55.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Which, unfortunately, is the slowest time so far.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Oh, my God!
0:25:16 > 0:25:20Another look at the leader board sees Crouching Tiger Hidden Adam
0:25:20 > 0:25:24in top spot, with Shorn Of The Head Lee and Tough Guy Mickey in third.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Garry the Clown is fourth. Tough Guy Sandy is fifth
0:25:27 > 0:25:28and Geordie Jo is sixth.
0:25:28 > 0:25:33Tough Guy Paul is seventh, Quickish Katie is ninth,
0:25:33 > 0:25:38Casino Kenny is 11th and Nursey Julie is 12th.
0:25:38 > 0:25:4115 competitors have tried their luck on the Qualifier so far
0:25:41 > 0:25:46and they're now all sitting around comparing stories and bruises.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Only five are left to go, all vying for a place
0:25:48 > 0:25:51in that all-important dozen. Let's see who's next.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55This is 22-year-old industrial radiographer
0:25:55 > 0:25:57and part-time boxer Chris.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03Total Wipeout? This is gonna be a total knockout!
0:26:03 > 0:26:06I think he might be from the North, you know.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Now, I looked up "industrial radiographer" on the internet
0:26:09 > 0:26:12and it means...something to do with x-rays.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Is that meant to happen?
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Side effect of his work, maybe.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19He should really get that looked at.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22But he is past the Dodge Ball Boys in no time.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25This guy is quick!
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Now, boxing man versus boxing machine.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Or boxing wall.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Yeah, flashy, but you fell off.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Not so good.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36He's like a coiled spring.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39A very muddy coiled spring.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41But this is a very fast time.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42We're on the balls!
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Chris charges at the balls! One, two, three...
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Oh! What happened then?
0:26:46 > 0:26:48He lost his shoe!
0:26:48 > 0:26:51He very nearly makes it to the fourth ball,
0:26:51 > 0:26:54while his left shoe takes a break on the second.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Cracking stuff from Knockout Chris.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Right, if he can land this now,
0:26:58 > 0:27:01he's going straight to the top of today's leader board.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03One trainer gone!
0:27:03 > 0:27:07I don't know what means, but I'm sure it's positive.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08And he does it!
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Yeah, man!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12He does it. He really must get that looked at though.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16That was an almost flawless run from Knockout Chris.
0:27:16 > 0:27:21In fact, at 1:24, that is the fastest time we've had all series.
0:27:21 > 0:27:26You are the man! Put it there. What a performance!
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Thank you, thank you.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Great performance. I think I'd really well.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Knocked out most of the obstacles, like I said.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Also knocked out my trainer, so I'm missing one.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38In them mud pits somewhere, I think.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Nope, me neither. Not a word.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45Right, now, Total Wipeout is fun for all the family.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48Except your weird uncle, he doesn't seem to like it.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50But it's also family fun for the competitors.
0:27:50 > 0:27:54Meet the wife of a man who's extremely difficult to forget...
0:27:54 > 0:27:56or if you're a woman, forgive.
0:27:56 > 0:28:01So I'm joined now by Kim who is an army signaller from Worthing.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03So, Kim, what is your motivation for being here today?
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Well, my husband was on the show last series...
0:28:06 > 0:28:08This one's for all the boys out there!
0:28:08 > 0:28:09..And he got to the final three...
0:28:09 > 0:28:11Prove girls can't win!
0:28:11 > 0:28:14..And he doesn't like women beating him.
0:28:14 > 0:28:15Come on!
0:28:15 > 0:28:17I'm here to prove that I can beat him.
0:28:17 > 0:28:18Yeah, you go girl!
0:28:20 > 0:28:25I'm going to prove to all you men out there that women aren't weak!
0:28:25 > 0:28:27I would LOVE her to beat Johnny's time.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30Here's a reminder of how the lovely action man Johnny started his run.
0:28:32 > 0:28:33Ouch!
0:28:33 > 0:28:35There you go. Sucker Punch now.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38Let's have a reminder of how dear Johnny got on.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41Yeah, the Sucker Punch dealt a blow for equality.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44I just wanted to see that again, really. Well, my daughters did.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46Sorry. Come on, Kim!
0:28:48 > 0:28:50Aw!
0:28:50 > 0:28:52Girls can't win, come on!
0:28:52 > 0:28:54He never lets up, that's the thing about Johnny.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57Right, just the Wall Swing to go.
0:28:57 > 0:28:58Come on, Kim!
0:28:58 > 0:29:01Picture Johnny's face when you tell him you've beat him.
0:29:01 > 0:29:05'This is for all the boys out there, to prove girls can't win, come on!'
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Go on, go on, go on, land it, go on!
0:29:10 > 0:29:11Land it. Never mind.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14Never mind, it's not important. It's not important.
0:29:14 > 0:29:17Action Woman Kim finishes in a time of 2:34.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Will that be enough to get her into the top 12
0:29:20 > 0:29:22and prove her husband wrong?
0:29:22 > 0:29:25When Johnny watches this, which he will be, with bated breath,
0:29:25 > 0:29:28do you think he'll be proud of you, do you think he'll be thinking,
0:29:28 > 0:29:31"Yeah, you know what? My wife, she's a strong chick."
0:29:31 > 0:29:33No, he'll be laughing at me.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35Now, what have we got here?
0:29:35 > 0:29:38It's 22-year-old model Charlotte from Cambridge,
0:29:38 > 0:29:40and 25-year-old fireman Riccardo from Essex.
0:29:40 > 0:29:44It's OK, they're boyfriend and girlfriend, that didn't just happen.
0:29:44 > 0:29:48Fireman Riccardo, saving cats all day, this should be a doddle!
0:29:48 > 0:29:52Bish, bash, bosh, I'm a little bit posh, watch me go!
0:29:53 > 0:29:56I was half expecting them to do it holding hands.
0:29:56 > 0:30:00If she WAS posh, would she say, "bish, bash, bosh"?
0:30:00 > 0:30:03Riccardo and Charlotte, the Posh and Becks of Total Wipeout?
0:30:03 > 0:30:06You can decide which one's which.
0:30:06 > 0:30:08Right, Dodge Ball's first.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12Charlotte now. Easy, boys, Riccardo might duff you up for that.
0:30:12 > 0:30:16Love is a beautiful thing and it can't be dampened by dodge balls.
0:30:17 > 0:30:19Bruised, possibly.
0:30:20 > 0:30:22Or dampened by water, even.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25I dunno where I'm going with this now.
0:30:25 > 0:30:28Come on, Riccardo, do it for Charlotte. Good dive, stylish.
0:30:28 > 0:30:31Come on, Charlotte, do it for Riccardo.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34Ooh! Oh, yeah!
0:30:34 > 0:30:36That... Oh!
0:30:36 > 0:30:41# I've grown accustomed to her face... #
0:30:41 > 0:30:45Don't worry, Charlotte, he'll still love you with a broken nose.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48# ..To her face. #
0:30:49 > 0:30:53Now, fly young lovers - fly on the wings of love.
0:30:53 > 0:30:58# Now I've had the time of my life
0:30:58 > 0:31:01# And I owe it all to you... #
0:31:01 > 0:31:05OK, swim.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Swim with the fins of love.
0:31:07 > 0:31:11# ...Never felt this way before... #
0:31:11 > 0:31:15Not long to wait now till the lovers are reunited.
0:31:16 > 0:31:17Yes!
0:31:17 > 0:31:21Riccardo finished in 1:59 while Charlotte only manages 3:28.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23So will the both make it through to the Sweeper?
0:31:23 > 0:31:26I couldn't bear the thought of them being separated.
0:31:26 > 0:31:27That was horrible!
0:31:27 > 0:31:30So, to the 20th and final competitor of the day.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33It's Rona, executing a perfect double thumbs up.
0:31:33 > 0:31:36I'm joined now by the very smiley Rona from Glasgow
0:31:36 > 0:31:39who's the World Cup holder, Rona, in what?
0:31:39 > 0:31:43In the most ridiculous sport in the world, Amanda - rocketball,
0:31:43 > 0:31:48which is a mixture between dodge ball, lacrosse, fighting...
0:31:48 > 0:31:50You know we have Dodge Ball on the course today?
0:31:50 > 0:31:53Perfect, I'm ready for it. I am ready for it, Amanda.
0:31:53 > 0:31:56Dodge Ball and fighting - this girl is perfectly qualified.
0:31:56 > 0:32:00She could have been created for the course.
0:32:00 > 0:32:05Big Red Balls, watch out! I'm coming to highland fling ya!
0:32:05 > 0:32:08Yeah! She doesn't even arrive burdened down with dignity
0:32:08 > 0:32:09or any of that nonsense.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11Rona needs to complete the course as quick as she can
0:32:11 > 0:32:14if she wants to get into the Top 12 and into the next round,
0:32:14 > 0:32:15so come on, Rona.
0:32:15 > 0:32:17You'll have to throw better than that!
0:32:17 > 0:32:19Oh, she's a mouthy one!
0:32:20 > 0:32:22Oh.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25Was she laughing? She was actually laughing. Ow!
0:32:25 > 0:32:26Right in the head.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29Oh, she's in! She's in.
0:32:29 > 0:32:30Big Red Balls, come to yer mummy!
0:32:30 > 0:32:33Looking good at Big Balls now, though.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35Oh, yes. Onto the first one.
0:32:35 > 0:32:36This IS good.
0:32:37 > 0:32:40Oh. Looking less good.
0:32:40 > 0:32:44Strong finish is needed here from Rona, she can still make it.
0:32:45 > 0:32:46Oh, dear.
0:32:46 > 0:32:47SHE SCREAMS
0:32:47 > 0:32:49That is the final fling for Smiley Rona.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52That fall means she's not quite quick enough
0:32:52 > 0:32:54and just fails to qualify for the next round.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56But here are the lucky 12 that did.
0:32:56 > 0:32:59In first place, it's Knockout Chris, after that record-breaking run.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01Crouching Tiger Hidden Adam is second.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03Shorn Of The Head Lee is third.
0:33:03 > 0:33:06Chalardo is fourth, Tough Guy Mickey is fifth
0:33:06 > 0:33:09and Garry the Clown is sixth.
0:33:09 > 0:33:13Geordie Jo is in eighth, Tough Guy Paul ninth.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15Guinness Book Of Steve is 11th
0:33:15 > 0:33:18and rounding out the Top 12 is Quickish Katie.
0:33:18 > 0:33:22That was an epic struggle between good and evil.
0:33:22 > 0:33:2712 heroes march on but for the 8 losers, the saga ends here.
0:33:27 > 0:33:30There will be no sequel. Or prequel.
0:33:30 > 0:33:33MUSIC: Star Wars (Main Theme) by John Williams
0:33:54 > 0:33:56I'm coming!
0:34:05 > 0:34:08Watch out, I'm coming to highland fling ya!
0:34:36 > 0:34:40Without further ado, let's move on to the next round.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42Well, there is a small amount of ado,
0:34:42 > 0:34:45because I've got to explain what the next round is. It's The Sweeper.
0:34:45 > 0:34:46Ado done.
0:34:52 > 0:34:56Today's Sweeper sees the return of the giant version of those plastic,
0:34:56 > 0:34:58grabby claw toys you had as a kid.
0:34:58 > 0:35:02Except this one's huge, it's not made of plastic
0:35:02 > 0:35:03and it swings round in circles,
0:35:03 > 0:35:06knocking people off podiums and into water.
0:35:06 > 0:35:07It is the Crusher.
0:35:09 > 0:35:10Let's meet the lucky 12.
0:35:10 > 0:35:13On podiums one, two and three
0:35:13 > 0:35:15it's Chalardo...
0:35:15 > 0:35:17Garry the Clown...
0:35:17 > 0:35:18and Tough Guy Sandy.
0:35:18 > 0:35:23You might take my legs but you'll never take my FREEDOM!
0:35:24 > 0:35:27On podiums four, five, six and seven...
0:35:27 > 0:35:29it's Quickish Katie...
0:35:29 > 0:35:31Geordie Jo...
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Shorn Of The Head Lee...
0:35:33 > 0:35:34and Knockout Chris.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38Adam, you ain't gonna beat me!
0:35:38 > 0:35:41Nice, rivalry! That's good.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44On eight, nine and ten...
0:35:44 > 0:35:46it's Guinness Book Of Steve...
0:35:46 > 0:35:48I might be the oldest one up here, Garry,
0:35:48 > 0:35:50but I'll be up here the longest!
0:35:52 > 0:35:54I don't think so!
0:35:54 > 0:35:55..Action Woman Kim...
0:35:55 > 0:35:58and Tough Guy Paul.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Finally, on 11 and 12...
0:36:01 > 0:36:03it's Tough Guy Mickey...
0:36:03 > 0:36:05You've either got it or you ain't!
0:36:05 > 0:36:07I had it, but I think I've lost it!
0:36:07 > 0:36:10Or maybe Not So Tough Guy Mickey.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12..And Crouching Tiger Hidden Adam.
0:36:12 > 0:36:13Chris, you won the first round,
0:36:13 > 0:36:16but you're gonna get KO'd in the second. Ding, Ding!
0:36:16 > 0:36:19Great, more rivalry! Fun for us.
0:36:19 > 0:36:2212 stand, 7 will fall.
0:36:22 > 0:36:23Well, 11 will fall eventually,
0:36:23 > 0:36:27but the first seven to do so are out of the competition at that point.
0:36:27 > 0:36:31The Crusher will then keep on crushing, bumping and tripping
0:36:31 > 0:36:34for as long as it takes until only one remains
0:36:34 > 0:36:37and the king or queen of the Crusher will be crowned.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39Don't get too excited, it's just a title.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42They won't get put on stamps or money or anything.
0:36:42 > 0:36:43But they'll be proud!
0:36:43 > 0:36:46It's time to sort out the men from the boys,
0:36:46 > 0:36:50the women from the girls and the strong from the wobbly.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52It's the Sweeper. Are you all ready?
0:36:52 > 0:36:54ALL: Yeah!
0:36:54 > 0:36:58Sounds like it. Three, two, one...
0:36:58 > 0:37:00AIR HORN
0:37:00 > 0:37:02The game is afoot.
0:37:02 > 0:37:06A big, red, padded, pole-shaped foot, aimed squarely at the shins.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11Oh, Jo's gone already!
0:37:11 > 0:37:15It is so easy to over-balance on those podiums.
0:37:15 > 0:37:19As the bar was coming towards me, I was absolutely petrified.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21So, yeah, don't want to do that again.
0:37:21 > 0:37:23Geordie Jo is out.
0:37:23 > 0:37:27Now Guinness Book Of Steve's gone and Action Woman Kim.
0:37:27 > 0:37:31Steve almost makes it and Kim's legs just turn to jelly.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34Lee's just gonna laugh at me. He's gonna find it hilarious,
0:37:34 > 0:37:38cos he obviously got through, so... But never mind.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Hopeless, what was I?
0:37:40 > 0:37:42Cheer up, Steve! So, three down and four to go
0:37:42 > 0:37:46until the five that will go through to the next round are left.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50Oh, Tough Guy Paul's in trouble.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55He goes over and he just can't hang on.
0:37:56 > 0:38:00It was just there one second. I went down, tried to grab on
0:38:00 > 0:38:04and that was it, my momentum, sluggishness just pulled me down.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06So, who's still in?
0:38:06 > 0:38:10Mickey, Adam, Chalardo, Garry the Clown, Tough Guy Sandy,
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Quickish Katie, Lee and Knockout Chris.
0:38:16 > 0:38:18Oooh! It's getting faster!
0:38:20 > 0:38:23Almost too fast even for Quickish Katie.
0:38:25 > 0:38:26She's down again!
0:38:26 > 0:38:27Get up!
0:38:27 > 0:38:28But she's up again.
0:38:30 > 0:38:32And down again!
0:38:35 > 0:38:37The next three to fall are out
0:38:37 > 0:38:41and Quickish Katie is determined it won't be her.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43She's back up again.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46Ooh, that was a huge hit!
0:38:46 > 0:38:48Can she hang on? No, she can't.
0:38:48 > 0:38:52Oh, shin smash, face plant - that was brutal.
0:38:52 > 0:38:56Last woman standing though so it's gotta stand for something!
0:38:56 > 0:38:59It IS something. But you're still out.
0:39:00 > 0:39:04Seven remain. Riccardo, Garry, Sandy, Lee, Chris, Mickey and Adam.
0:39:04 > 0:39:07But only five will go through to the next round.
0:39:07 > 0:39:11And that Crusher is really hurtling round now, look at it go!
0:39:11 > 0:39:14Oh! Tough Guy Sandy's gone.
0:39:14 > 0:39:18Sandy looks like he catches his balance, considers his options
0:39:18 > 0:39:21and then opts for the sideways dive.
0:39:21 > 0:39:23Maybe he booked an early flight home.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29Gutted. Retire gracefully, that's the best way.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Next one to fall's a rotten tomato.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34A wet, eliminated rotten tomato with bruised shins.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36Ooh! Shorn Of The Head Lee's gone.
0:39:37 > 0:39:43He couldn't quite jump high enough and is the seventh person to fall.
0:39:43 > 0:39:46Absolute gutted. Could've done more, but it's the whole point of the game.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48But it's mad. Lovin' it. Appreciate it.
0:39:48 > 0:39:51It's last man standing!
0:39:52 > 0:39:54Garry the Clown takes a dive,
0:39:54 > 0:39:58and Chalardo's struggling to get back to his feet. Whoa!
0:39:58 > 0:39:59Oh!
0:39:59 > 0:40:04The Crusher clips his toes, but he just manages to hang on.
0:40:12 > 0:40:16But is then hit by the full force of the Crusher
0:40:16 > 0:40:20when it comes round again - probably the most spectacular exit we've seen all series.
0:40:22 > 0:40:23Only three left, then.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25Ooh, Adam's gone.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27It's Mickey or Chris.
0:40:27 > 0:40:30No! Mickey's gone.
0:40:30 > 0:40:34He somehow clears the Crusher, but then... Ugh!
0:40:34 > 0:40:37Face plant and he's off for a swim.
0:40:37 > 0:40:41That leaves Knockout Chris as the last man standing.
0:40:42 > 0:40:46Chris - last man standing, fastest in the qualifier - the man to beat.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49He is surely just not human.
0:40:49 > 0:40:53What a performance from Knockout Chris. That was outstanding.
0:40:53 > 0:40:59But we are only halfway though the competition and the last round has a funny way of mixing things up.
0:40:59 > 0:41:03And I don't mean funny ha ha or funny peculiar.
0:41:03 > 0:41:07In fact I don't mean funny at all, do I? I mean ruthless.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09It's time for Dizzy Dummies!
0:41:14 > 0:41:18It's been a while so let me remind you how this round works.
0:41:18 > 0:41:22The Dizzy Dummy will do the dizzying for what seems like a lifetime
0:41:22 > 0:41:27then it's through the Stumbling Saloon Doors or the Crazy Cutouts.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30followed by a merry dance over the Tippy Tables
0:41:30 > 0:41:31or the Barrel Run
0:41:31 > 0:41:35Last one across the line on each run is eliminated.
0:41:35 > 0:41:41It's at this time of day, or should I say, round about this time of day,
0:41:41 > 0:41:43that we like to play Dizzy Dummies.
0:41:45 > 0:41:46Are you ready?
0:41:48 > 0:41:50No time like the present. Three,
0:41:50 > 0:41:53two, one.
0:41:53 > 0:41:57Let's remind ourselves of who the Dizzy Dummies are.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03First up, he had it then he lost it.
0:42:03 > 0:42:07You've either got it or you ain't. I've got it - you're gonna see it.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09OK. Not So Tough Guy Mickey.
0:42:11 > 0:42:14Next is the circus performer with the entertaining trousers.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17I'm airborne and I'm going to float through this. Woo!
0:42:17 > 0:42:20Garry the Clown.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23Fastest qualifier and king of the Crusher...
0:42:25 > 0:42:27Total Wipeout?! This is going to be a total knockout.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29It's Knockout Chris.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36Then, it's the spiritual shop assistant.
0:42:37 > 0:42:40I flow like a gentle breeze, but I am strong like granite.
0:42:40 > 0:42:41Crouching Tiger Hidden Adam.
0:42:45 > 0:42:49And finally, he's the male half of the latest celebrity couple
0:42:49 > 0:42:53Fireman Riccardo. Saving cats all day. This should be a dawdle.
0:42:53 > 0:42:55It's Chalardo.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01OK, so here goes the first run of the day.
0:43:01 > 0:43:04Chris scampers off. He's looking good.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07Ooh! But the tables have just tippied.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12Garry the Clown now
0:43:12 > 0:43:17making a dash. Sees his opportunity.
0:43:17 > 0:43:18and...
0:43:20 > 0:43:25- Yes!- He races through. He's safe and... quite happy about it...
0:43:25 > 0:43:27evidently.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31Knockout Chris is immediately back on the tables
0:43:31 > 0:43:33- and he's made it as well.- Yes!
0:43:33 > 0:43:37Three competitors are left - Chalardo, Not So Tough Guy Mickey,
0:43:37 > 0:43:40who's just slipped in, and Crouching Tiger Hidden Adam.
0:43:40 > 0:43:44Adam's on and straight off.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47And eventually takes Chalardo with him.
0:43:47 > 0:43:51Mickey makes his way through the Stumbling Saloon Doors.
0:43:55 > 0:43:59Just about hanging on there. Joined by Adam. Aw, it's cosy on there.
0:44:02 > 0:44:05Adam edges along the table.
0:44:05 > 0:44:07Ooh! Ooh!
0:44:07 > 0:44:11And Mickey's gone again.
0:44:12 > 0:44:16Riccardo's back at the start, but Adam's onto the second table.
0:44:16 > 0:44:20- And he's made it.- Yes! - Somewhat pleased also.
0:44:20 > 0:44:23So Mickey or Riccardo is about to be eliminated.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25Riccardo's down again.
0:44:25 > 0:44:27Can Mickey take advantage?
0:44:29 > 0:44:32He's hanging on - desperate!
0:44:36 > 0:44:38He's onto the second table.
0:44:38 > 0:44:40Everything to play for now.
0:44:40 > 0:44:42- Yes!- And Mickey powers home.
0:44:42 > 0:44:44Oh, that was SO close.
0:44:44 > 0:44:46That means Fireman Chalardo's out.
0:44:46 > 0:44:51At least he can keep his girlfriend company. Won't he be happy?
0:44:51 > 0:44:55That was such a valiant attempt. I really thought you had it.
0:44:55 > 0:44:57- What went wrong?- I've no idea.
0:44:57 > 0:45:02Whitewatch, be kind to me when I get back, will you?
0:45:02 > 0:45:06- You're going to have to join your other half now, but hard luck, Riccardo. See you later.- Thanks.
0:45:10 > 0:45:16Dizzy Dummies bringing loved ones back together instead of confusing and terrifying people like normal.
0:45:16 > 0:45:19Only four are left - Mickey,
0:45:19 > 0:45:23Adam, Garry and Chris -
0:45:23 > 0:45:26but only three will make it to the Wipeout Zone. Last one across is out.
0:45:26 > 0:45:29THEY SCREAM
0:45:29 > 0:45:33Ah, the sweet sounds of unbridled joy.
0:45:33 > 0:45:36They're enjoying... They're not enjoying that, no,
0:45:36 > 0:45:38but it's necessary.
0:45:38 > 0:45:42Knockout Chris is first out again.
0:45:42 > 0:45:45And through the Crazy Cutouts this time.
0:45:45 > 0:45:51Leaping onto the Barrel Run, hugging that barrel like an old, fat, wet friend.
0:45:51 > 0:45:56Adam, though, in hot pursuit.
0:45:56 > 0:45:59Solid landings from both of them.
0:46:04 > 0:46:08Chris makes the pontoon first and is looking good.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10straight onto the second set of barrels.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12Oh, and he's going for it.
0:46:12 > 0:46:17- And he's through. And he's through. - Woo! Woo!
0:46:17 > 0:46:19Chris is the first into the Wipeout Zone.
0:46:19 > 0:46:22He's one step closer to that ten grand prize.
0:46:22 > 0:46:25And Garry the Clown's made it too.
0:46:25 > 0:46:27And Adam has.
0:46:27 > 0:46:31Not So Tough Guy Mickey is eliminated. That was all over very quickly.
0:46:31 > 0:46:34You look like you're about to snap in half, you poor little thing.
0:46:34 > 0:46:36I'm totally wrecked.
0:46:36 > 0:46:40Oh, I'm dizzy and it was fab.
0:46:41 > 0:46:43So look out, Chris, Garry the Clown
0:46:43 > 0:46:47and Crouching Tiger Hidden Adam have made it through to the Wipeout Zone.
0:46:47 > 0:46:52If only there was a way to find out what such an achievement means to those guys.
0:46:52 > 0:46:56There should be an interview with them and some rousing music in the background.
0:46:56 > 0:46:59Oh, you've already...done it. All right.
0:46:59 > 0:47:02Just remember, I thought of it first.
0:47:03 > 0:47:08I feel that I'm very mentally strong for this course tonight.
0:47:08 > 0:47:10I'm just going to try to take everything out of my head
0:47:10 > 0:47:13and just concentrate on the finish line.
0:47:14 > 0:47:19I think if you look in the dictionary, I do define confidence. Every exercise so far,
0:47:19 > 0:47:20I've been number one.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22Ah!
0:47:22 > 0:47:26I seem to be getting better each round so I'm gonna keep going and hopefully keep getting better.
0:47:26 > 0:47:29I feel that I've got an edge over Garry and Chris.
0:47:29 > 0:47:33They seem to be very physical guys. Everything seems to be all body with them.
0:47:33 > 0:47:37With me, I try to incorporate the mind more into it.
0:47:37 > 0:47:39Most of what Adam says goes in one ear and out the other.
0:47:39 > 0:47:41He's in a different world when he's talking.
0:47:41 > 0:47:45To be honest, Chris is a bit more competition than Adam in my mind
0:47:45 > 0:47:48but you don't know - it could go either way.
0:47:48 > 0:47:51Tonight, I shall give 100% of myself.
0:47:51 > 0:47:53and hopefully, they will be as one.
0:47:53 > 0:47:55Yeah!
0:47:55 > 0:47:58No-one's gonna come out clearly 20, 30 seconds ahead of each other.
0:47:58 > 0:48:00I know it's gonna be literally seconds.
0:48:00 > 0:48:03I can beat the Clown and the Meditator. The Clown is all in the name.
0:48:03 > 0:48:07And the Meditator, he might as well go to sleep cos the boss is coming all the way.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17Who will be today's Total Wipeout champion?
0:48:17 > 0:48:22£10,000 is at stake. That's just the side bet that Amanda made with me on expenses.
0:48:22 > 0:48:24Joking!
0:48:24 > 0:48:26Mine was on expenses - hers was all her own money.
0:48:26 > 0:48:30There is of course the £10,000 prize which will go to today's winner.
0:48:30 > 0:48:34Let's head straight back to the course for what is sure to be a thrilling finish.
0:48:34 > 0:48:36So, three finalists - Adam,
0:48:36 > 0:48:40Garry and Chris will tonight be taking on...
0:48:42 > 0:48:45..Killer Surf - splash down.
0:48:45 > 0:48:49Barrel Run - jump over.
0:48:49 > 0:48:53Monkey Bars - swing across.
0:48:53 > 0:48:55Skidder - jump on.
0:48:55 > 0:48:59Brusher - dash along.
0:48:59 > 0:49:02Launch Pads - bounce off.
0:49:02 > 0:49:05Finish - nice sit down.
0:49:05 > 0:49:09Three great boys - one great big prize to be the Total Wipeout champion.
0:49:09 > 0:49:15It's the Wipeout Zone, and Adam is at the start line.
0:49:17 > 0:49:19First to go is Crouching Tiger Hidden Adam
0:49:19 > 0:49:22and he's been one of the strongest competitors all day.
0:49:22 > 0:49:25Live life with no regrets.
0:49:25 > 0:49:27Or bruises, hopefully.
0:49:27 > 0:49:29And he's off.
0:49:34 > 0:49:36So Adam will be setting the benchmark today
0:49:36 > 0:49:39against some strong challengers,
0:49:39 > 0:49:42so he's gonna need to get around as quick as he can.
0:49:42 > 0:49:45Onto the greased beam and up to the Barrel Run.
0:49:45 > 0:49:47Remember that slope is covered in grease -
0:49:47 > 0:49:48it's very slippery.
0:49:48 > 0:49:52Here we go, oh! Losing his footing.
0:49:52 > 0:49:53Now, he's in trouble -
0:49:53 > 0:49:55those barrels will just keep on coming.
0:49:55 > 0:49:57Now he's sliding back down.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59This is a disastrous start for Adam.
0:50:00 > 0:50:02He really needs to get a grip.
0:50:02 > 0:50:04Preferably with his feet.
0:50:06 > 0:50:09He's found his stride.
0:50:09 > 0:50:10Onto the Monkey Bars.
0:50:10 > 0:50:13Strong grip there, making his way across quickly.
0:50:15 > 0:50:17Cleared the bars. Well done, Adam.
0:50:17 > 0:50:19Right, the Spinner.
0:50:19 > 0:50:21This is the undoing of many a great contestant.
0:50:21 > 0:50:23- Yes!- He's on.
0:50:23 > 0:50:25Now, for the hard bit - getting off again.
0:50:25 > 0:50:27Oh, no!
0:50:27 > 0:50:29Oh, no. Just slid off.
0:50:29 > 0:50:32That is a massive set back for Adam.
0:50:32 > 0:50:35Every mistake costing him more and more time
0:50:35 > 0:50:37and more energy getting back.
0:50:37 > 0:50:39He had to climb up the ladder
0:50:39 > 0:50:40and now he faces the Brusher.
0:50:43 > 0:50:44Lovely clean run
0:50:44 > 0:50:47and he's straight onto the Launch Pads.
0:50:48 > 0:50:50That's incredible!
0:50:50 > 0:50:52What a sensational finish
0:50:52 > 0:50:55from Crouching Tiger Hidden Adam.
0:50:55 > 0:51:01Adam had a tricky start with a trip up on the barrels and the Spinner.
0:51:01 > 0:51:05But he finished in style to give himself a fighting chance this evening.
0:51:08 > 0:51:13- Adam!- Hello.- Come on out, man.
0:51:13 > 0:51:18- That was awesome.- Thank you. - Well done, you. How do you feel?
0:51:18 > 0:51:21Absolutely awesome! I thought I really outdid myself.
0:51:21 > 0:51:23I can tell you right now, Adam,
0:51:23 > 0:51:27you did that in 1 minute and 37 seconds.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29That's a good time.
0:51:29 > 0:51:32It certainly was. OK, Roll up. Roll up!
0:51:32 > 0:51:34It's Garry the Clown.
0:51:35 > 0:51:36Let's rock!
0:51:45 > 0:51:47Garry's circus skills probably will help
0:51:47 > 0:51:49with his balance and agility here.
0:51:49 > 0:51:51But Adam's time is gonna be difficult to beat.
0:51:51 > 0:51:55Remember, Garry has no idea what that time was.
0:51:55 > 0:51:57So straight on to the Barrel Run
0:51:57 > 0:52:01OK. Incredible jumping from Garry there.
0:52:01 > 0:52:04He's done better than Adam with those barrels.
0:52:04 > 0:52:06He's ahead at this early stage.
0:52:06 > 0:52:09Long way to go yet. Now onto the Monkey Bars.
0:52:11 > 0:52:13He's across that easily.
0:52:13 > 0:52:17Better prepare himself for the Spinner.
0:52:21 > 0:52:22Well, on confidently.
0:52:22 > 0:52:25Hang on a minute. That's an interesting technique.
0:52:25 > 0:52:27He's walking against the Spinner.
0:52:27 > 0:52:29I don't know that that's gonna help.
0:52:29 > 0:52:32Cos he's struggling to keep level with the platform.
0:52:34 > 0:52:36But he's made it. Very calmly done.
0:52:36 > 0:52:39does he have a strategy for the Brusher.
0:52:39 > 0:52:41Considering.
0:52:42 > 0:52:44Still considering.
0:52:44 > 0:52:46Ooh, he's away and looking good.
0:52:46 > 0:52:48Oh, no! He's down.
0:52:48 > 0:52:51- Oh!- Oh, he's in.
0:52:51 > 0:52:55Garry's weight on the Brusher pulled it back the other way and he was done for.
0:52:55 > 0:52:58That was his first big mistake.
0:52:58 > 0:53:00So Garry now climbs up the ladder
0:53:00 > 0:53:02with just the Launch Pads
0:53:02 > 0:53:04between him and the finish line.
0:53:04 > 0:53:07He's still in with a shout here. Come on, Garry.
0:53:07 > 0:53:10Onto the first, onto the second...
0:53:10 > 0:53:11Oh, no!
0:53:11 > 0:53:13- Oh!- Oh, I might have this.
0:53:13 > 0:53:17In his eagerness to win, Garry overshot the second Launch Pad.
0:53:17 > 0:53:19That looked painful.
0:53:19 > 0:53:23Now, Garry doesn't know that he's outside Adam's time.
0:53:23 > 0:53:25He just needs to focus on finishing.
0:53:27 > 0:53:31Yes. Yes. He's there.
0:53:31 > 0:53:33And he looks exhausted.
0:53:36 > 0:53:40The start of Garry's run was so controlled and steady. Some amazing jumping.
0:53:40 > 0:53:44The Brusher threw him off his stride in the final straight
0:53:44 > 0:53:47and he couldn't quite make up the lost time.
0:53:47 > 0:53:51Still and amazing run.
0:53:51 > 0:53:53Garry, come here, my man.
0:53:53 > 0:53:56Oh, my... I don't even know what to say.
0:53:56 > 0:53:59- I've never seen a performance quite like that.- I fell twice.
0:53:59 > 0:54:02I was disappointed in the trampolines.
0:54:02 > 0:54:07Garry did such a good job. Adam, you know that and I can tell you right now...
0:54:07 > 0:54:10that, Garry, you were slower, I'm afraid.
0:54:10 > 0:54:12You're out of the competition.
0:54:12 > 0:54:15You're gonna have to go join the others.
0:54:16 > 0:54:20So with Garry out, it's now a straight fight between Crouching Tiger Hidden Adam
0:54:20 > 0:54:21and Knockout Chris.
0:54:21 > 0:54:25Remember, Chris was not only the fastest in the qualifier,
0:54:25 > 0:54:28but also king of the Crusher and winner of the last Dizzy Dummies heat.
0:54:28 > 0:54:32That's a Total Wipeout equivalent of getting a PhD from Cambridge,
0:54:32 > 0:54:35a Nobel Peace Prize and your cycling proficiency badge.
0:54:35 > 0:54:38One of which, I have got.
0:54:38 > 0:54:43Here comes the only thing standing between Adam and that ten grand - it's Knockout Chris.
0:54:43 > 0:54:45Wipeout, here I come.
0:54:54 > 0:54:57Some quick swimming to get Chris on his way
0:54:57 > 0:55:00and he's going to need to be quick.
0:55:00 > 0:55:03That slope is slippery.
0:55:03 > 0:55:06Chris sensibly opting for the crawling technique.
0:55:06 > 0:55:09And the barrels are there to meet him already.
0:55:09 > 0:55:12Chris hasn't got off to the best of starts.
0:55:12 > 0:55:14Making heavy work of the Barrel Run.
0:55:14 > 0:55:16Still going with the crawling technique -
0:55:16 > 0:55:18it takes time.
0:55:21 > 0:55:23Wow. Wow!
0:55:27 > 0:55:29He's made it to the top though.
0:55:29 > 0:55:30And he's reached the Monkey Bars.
0:55:36 > 0:55:39Steadily making his way across.
0:55:39 > 0:55:41He's still well within reach of Adam's time.
0:55:41 > 0:55:45He just can't afford mistakes.
0:55:45 > 0:55:48Spinner time for Knockout Chris.
0:55:48 > 0:55:52He's cleanly on.
0:55:53 > 0:55:55And quickly off again.
0:55:55 > 0:55:58This is going to be a grandstand finish.
0:55:58 > 0:56:00Looking very close. Onto the Brusher now.
0:56:00 > 0:56:01Here we go.
0:56:01 > 0:56:03Oh, no! I spoke too soon.
0:56:03 > 0:56:07Oh, he's in. Oh, wow.
0:56:07 > 0:56:11Chris barely made it onto the Brusher before taking a tumble.
0:56:11 > 0:56:14He can't afford any more mistakes now or it's game over.
0:56:16 > 0:56:19This going to be so close. It is going to be so close.
0:56:19 > 0:56:22It is close. Here we go.
0:56:22 > 0:56:25- And he's down again.- Oh!
0:56:25 > 0:56:29With the adrenaline pumping, Knockout Chris just bounced off the end of the second Launch Pad
0:56:29 > 0:56:31and that is it for Chris.
0:56:31 > 0:56:34He doesn't know it, but he's slower than Adam.
0:56:38 > 0:56:41Yes. Yes. That's how you do it.
0:56:41 > 0:56:44He's home and very, very wet.
0:56:44 > 0:56:47As with Garry the Clown, Knockout Chris started very well,
0:56:47 > 0:56:51but mistakes crept into what could have been an incredible run.
0:56:51 > 0:56:57I know and you know, but it's time for Amanda to let Chris and Adam know who is tonight's champion.
0:56:57 > 0:57:02Chris, my man, well done.
0:57:02 > 0:57:06- Thank you very much. - What a performance! That was unbelievable to watch.
0:57:06 > 0:57:09Yeah, it was a pretty knockout round, there.
0:57:09 > 0:57:14I've got to tell you that you're competition tonight. Both these boys are really, really fast.
0:57:14 > 0:57:20But, Adam, I've got to tell you...
0:57:20 > 0:57:25Adam, you are the Total Wipeout champion tonight. You're the winner of £10,000!
0:57:25 > 0:57:31- Woo!- Hard luck, mate.- Yes!
0:57:31 > 0:57:33Well done. mate. Woo!
0:57:33 > 0:57:38Congratulations to the latest Total Wipeout champion, Adam Randall.
0:57:38 > 0:57:41But it's not all over for Garry the Clown and Knockout Chris.
0:57:41 > 0:57:46They'll be joining Adam and all the other finalists in two weeks' time for something very special.
0:58:06 > 0:58:08Woo!
0:58:08 > 0:58:10Woo-hoo!
0:58:10 > 0:58:12Woo!
0:58:30 > 0:58:33Ooh, that's going to be quite a thing.
0:58:33 > 0:58:37We'll be back next week to watch more people falling off big things and getting very wet.
0:58:37 > 0:58:39From Amanda and me, it's goodbye.
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