The Legends

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06Buenos Aires, Argentina. Thousands of miles from home.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08Unless you live in Argentina.

0:00:08 > 0:00:13Tonight, 20 Britons who've already failed on the Total Wipeout course

0:00:13 > 0:00:15have come back to fail again.

0:00:15 > 0:00:19But one will redeem themselves and become Total Wipeout Champion.

0:00:19 > 0:00:23Not again. And their name shall echo through the annals of time forever.

0:00:23 > 0:00:27Just like that guy from the last series. What's his name.

0:00:27 > 0:00:32Bloke with the hat. Anyway, this is Total Wipeout The Legends.

0:00:33 > 0:00:37Hello and welcome to the Total Wipeout Legends Special.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38What do I mean by legends?

0:00:38 > 0:00:41Essentially what's happened is that all the worst - but funniest -

0:00:41 > 0:00:44competitors from the last three series have been invited back

0:00:44 > 0:00:46to have another go.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Let's face it. They all fell off things last time.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Odds are they'll do it again.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52So, that's what I mean by legends.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Let's see what the legendary legends will be up against.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59The Qualifier - a thing of legend.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Crash Mountain -

0:01:01 > 0:01:03another thing of legend.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Dizzy Dummies - truly legendary.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08The Wipeout Zone -

0:01:08 > 0:01:13really truly legendary because this one's got a ledge and an end.

0:01:13 > 0:01:18Now, I'd like to hand over to someone who's always there to encourage the competitors.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Someone who brightens up the show.

0:01:21 > 0:01:26Someone who's got a big caring heart and a gorgeous smile.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Unfortunately though Eduardo's camera shy.

0:01:28 > 0:01:33So, instead let's go over to Amanda Byram who's with today's first competitor.

0:01:33 > 0:01:38Ah, yes. It's 45-year-old Dynamo Joe from Yorkshire.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Just what's needed. A really strong, confident competitor.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42Who's the daddy? Who's the daddy?

0:01:42 > 0:01:47This guy was one of the bounciest competitors ever seen on Total Wipeout,

0:01:47 > 0:01:50but was surprisingly knocked out by The Sweeper last time around.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52It's been over a year since I've seen you.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56- What did your family think of your performance?- Ah, they loved it.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Even my daughter's school friends call her Dynamo Hannah now.

0:01:59 > 0:02:04So it's...you know, it's dropping down from family to... Take that again.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Take your tie, Joe. Take your time.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Joe, what are you here to prove?

0:02:07 > 0:02:12I'm doing it for all the little, short ugly blokes, that are balding, getting 47-year-old...

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Oh, no, I've done it again wrong.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Just breathe, Joe, breathe.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Good luck, Joe.- Thank you. High five.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Oh, I hope he pulls himself together before he starts.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22You've seen the least from the east,

0:02:22 > 0:02:24and you've seen the rest from the west...

0:02:26 > 0:02:31- Now the dwarf from the north is going to show you I'm best.- What?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34I think Joe is officially nervous.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36But that's OK. We'll excuse him that.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37BUZZER

0:02:37 > 0:02:38And he's on... Let me do that again.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40He's off! That's it.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44Right the first obstacle for Dynamo Joe is the Dodgeball.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Oh, yeah! Four legends in their own right,

0:02:47 > 0:02:51and back again to welcome the competitors to the Qualifier,

0:02:51 > 0:02:52by pelting them with small red balls.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56Apparently they can only speak four words.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Duck, dive, dodge and destroy.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04So, after those early nerves, this looks like a decent start for Joe.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07He's doing well... He's not doing so well.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Yeah. Takes his first hit.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12But tries to lie down when he probably should have run for it.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13Or something.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17The Sucker Punch. Joe failed to cross the Sucker Punch last time.

0:03:17 > 0:03:22How will he do now, having had that practise? This is...

0:03:22 > 0:03:24this is looking good.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Oh, yes. Clear!

0:03:26 > 0:03:30Yeah, the Big Balls now. OK, Dynamo Joe, here he goes.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Yes, yes, oh!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36All that practising that jumping... HE SHOUTS

0:03:36 > 0:03:40Joe, don't interrupt her. Don't ever interrupt Amanda.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43See, it was good bounce and then another good bounce.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47And then... no, it all went wrong. Got wet.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Now the only thing between Joe and the finish line

0:03:50 > 0:03:53are the Cradles of Doom. Let me explain how these work,

0:03:53 > 0:03:54using a detailed description

0:03:54 > 0:03:57and some state-of-the-art computer graphics.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59You jump across them like that.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04Joe's put his early nerves behind him. Can he finish in style?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Yes, he can. In a time of 1 minute 44.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Who's the daddy? Who's the daddy?

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Clearly, Joe's the daddy.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Dynamo Hannah's daddy. We all know that.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15I was listening to you saying something about

0:04:15 > 0:04:18not Dynamo Joe Mohammed Ali... what was that?

0:04:18 > 0:04:21It's my little rhyme. I was saying to this other bunch,

0:04:21 > 0:04:24float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26I'm Dynamo Joe, not Mohammed Ali.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Oh, yeah? Wordsmith as well.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30What a great way to start the Legends Special.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34But now we need someone who can really light up this course.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Not literally though, obviously. There's a lot of foam out there.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41It's all undergone extensive fire safety testing and everything.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44It failed. They can catch fire really easily.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47I mean, even friction can do it. But I'm sure it'll be fine.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Now, who's this? I can't quite tell.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54I don't believe it! It's the One And Only Maria.

0:04:54 > 0:04:59A true legend of legends. She wowed the nation with her dancing

0:04:59 > 0:05:02and with her uncrushable spirit last time.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04She epitomised what Total Wipeout is all about.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Getting coated in mud and falling over a lot.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Oh, my God. This is amazing!

0:05:08 > 0:05:11So, Maria, have you been doing much of the physical stuff

0:05:11 > 0:05:14in order to prepare you for this, today?

0:05:14 > 0:05:17It's funny you say that, I've been for one run.

0:05:17 > 0:05:22I've done a few sit ups. And a moon walk. I've got that down to a tee.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24So, that'll help me get through.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Oh, yes. I can't wait to see this moon walk.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30Any minute now she'll do the moon walk. Seriously.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Any minute she's actually going to moon walk for us.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34It's going to happen.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Oh, I nearly fell over there! - Oh, dear.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Last time I was the One And Only,

0:05:40 > 0:05:42but this time I'm back,

0:05:42 > 0:05:44for the Final Countdown!

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Because I'm Simply The Best. Whoa!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Oh, it's a medley!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Beautiful. I've missed you, Maria.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52A new challenge awaits, of course.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Oh, no.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Yeah. Dodgeball.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Good dodging. Oh!

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Right on the noggin!

0:05:59 > 0:06:03Ow. That's some pretty accurate ball throwing.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07But Maria doesn't move an inch. She's a professional... Oh.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Yeah, that's to be expected.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Oh, yeah. She certainly is the one and the only.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Maria will be hell bent on making it through the Qualifier

0:06:17 > 0:06:19after finishing one place from the bottom last time round.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22A legend.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25A little magic on the balls should go a long way to making that happen.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Come on.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Oh, Maria, watch out for the Motiva... ha!

0:06:33 > 0:06:34Yep. That's the Motivator.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Oh, the big boom.- Yeah, it was.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39I can still see the imprint of her bum.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Maria, you have been motivated.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44See?

0:06:44 > 0:06:45She got a move on, didn't she?

0:06:45 > 0:06:50It does work. Look. One minute - not going. Next minute - going.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Really fast with her eyes shut.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Fabulous.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58£75 that Motivator cost.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Money well spent.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02So, it's on to the Cradles of Doom.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04# Final Countdown La la la... #

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Oh, good. Oh, she's made the first cradle.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Come on, Maria. A strong finish here.

0:07:08 > 0:07:13Come on, the whole nation is behind you. We are. We want you to do well.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Come on. Here we go. There she goes...

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Oh, no.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Oops.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25The One And Only Maria finishes in 5 minutes 24.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Just one thing left for her to do.

0:07:28 > 0:07:33# I am the One And Only Nobody I'd rather be... #

0:07:33 > 0:07:34That's my girl.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37That was unbelievable.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Oh! I tell you what...

0:07:39 > 0:07:44Ha, ha, ha. Boom, boom!

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Literally boom.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Right, who's next? Oh, brilliant.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49It's 38-year-old Sunbed Jonny.

0:07:49 > 0:07:54- Welcome back. Orange as ever I see. - Yeah, still using the sunbed.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Hoping to win so I can get another one.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Listen, a lot's happened since the last time I saw you.

0:07:58 > 0:08:02- Tell me what's been going on? - My twin brother came, didn't he?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04He won. So I can't go back empty-handed.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06There's a lot of rivalry between us.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08I've just got to beat him. Need to beat him.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Now, Sunbed Jonny's Dodgeball experience

0:08:11 > 0:08:14from his first time on the show should stand him in good stead...

0:08:14 > 0:08:19if you call getting your head knocked off by a ball "experience".

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Ooh, don't hit me(!)

0:08:21 > 0:08:23So, he's doing better than last time.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27That is, still sort of on his feet.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Oh, no, spoke too soon.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Spot the weaker brother.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37If he wins, Jonny has said he's going to buy another sunbed.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Oh, yup. That's just what that guy needs.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Another sunbed. Yup, here we go.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Oh!

0:08:44 > 0:08:49That's not mud splashing out of the water, by the way. That's fake tan.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Oh, your brother is going to love that.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Jonny's time of 2 minutes 46 is pretty good

0:08:59 > 0:09:03but will it be enough to see him through to the next round?

0:09:03 > 0:09:04I don't believe it!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06It's 37-year-old MC Philly-Phil.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09He hails from the mean streets of Barnsley.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11He may not look like an MC but check out his flow.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13- RAPS:- # I'm Phil, I'm 33 I'm in the place to be

0:09:13 > 0:09:15# I want to win this thing on the BBC

0:09:15 > 0:09:17# I got my mamma in the hood Saying I should

0:09:17 > 0:09:20# Try my best to beat the rest. #

0:09:20 > 0:09:27MC Philly-Phil is back no doubt with something extraordinary lined up.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29- RAPS:- # Obstacles come in different shapes and sizes

0:09:29 > 0:09:31# But the best ones are always the surprises

0:09:31 > 0:09:33# And I know I'll be in with a shout

0:09:33 > 0:09:36# When I find out who's going to wipeout. #

0:09:36 > 0:09:40Yup, that was extraordinary. Phil went out on the Sweeper last time.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44In the words of popular rap artist Mr Snoop Doggy-Dog,

0:09:44 > 0:09:47will he make it to the Wipeout Zone this time round, is all?

0:09:47 > 0:09:52Not if the Dodgeball boys have any say in it he won't. No! Oh, ow.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53Ouch!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Guessing that kind of hurt.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03What are you here to prove today, Phil?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06I'm here to prove that anybody off the street can become a rapper

0:10:06 > 0:10:09a dancer, a Wipeout celebrity.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Well, One out of three ain't bad, Phil.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15Yeah. Time for MC Philly-Phil to freestyle with the Sucker Punch.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Here we go.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Oh, ah.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Phil proves he knows how to get down and dirty.

0:10:23 > 0:10:24Very dirty.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28That's a time of 3 minutes 26 in the end. Quicker than Maria.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Slower than everyone else.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32- And that, my friends, is a wrap.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36- That's four- legenderous - performances down.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39- And while I'm making up words, next to run are a pair of- competitorettes

0:10:39 > 0:10:41from the sunny south coast.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43- Who will be crowned- betterest?

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Will I start speaking normally again? I really hope so.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48I'm annoying myself.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50Ah, remember Charlene?

0:10:50 > 0:10:5421-year-old make-up artist and former Miss Bournemouth.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57She was a real girly girl. Yeah, she looks so pretty in pink.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Less pretty after a visit to the Qualifier.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04Well, she's back now to prove she's the queen of the English Riviera.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08While Bournemouth has Charlene, Portsmouth has Amy.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11The 19-year-old model immortalised by a pair of magic shorts.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15She's back to prove she's the south coast's finest.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16Amy, the last time you were here,

0:11:16 > 0:11:20you had what we tend to call them, in the business,

0:11:20 > 0:11:25- quite of few of those wedgy things, didn't you?- Yeah, yeah.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27I don't care if I get a wedgy.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29I am not pulling it out. I'm going.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35So, Amy is up and away.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Oh, dear. Did she just...already?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Yup, the magic's return.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Hard to believe they are different shorts.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46I'm hopeful Amy will have a strong start

0:11:46 > 0:11:49because she is desperate to make it. Oh!

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Oh, no. I'm way too hopeful.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55The Dodgeball boys are suckers for a pretty face.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57I expect them to go easy on Charlene.

0:11:57 > 0:12:02Yup, they're... definitely going easy on her.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06Oh! I really must stop saying things like that.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Yeah, this is a disaster waiting to happen.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11I'm not talking about that hit on the bonce.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Those red balls like totally clash with that pink leotard thing.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18It's terrible. Back to Amy and her new magic shorts.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23She promised she wouldn't pull them out of her bottom.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Yeah, we can all make promises, but needs must.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Right, the Sucker Punch.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29And...oh, Amy's already in.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32That mud is almost 30% motor oil.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35So it should help those squeaky shorts at least. No.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Can Charlene do any better?

0:12:38 > 0:12:40She's so pretty in pink.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Oh, Charlene got all the way to Dizzy Dummies last time.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49She'll want to make the most of this second chance

0:12:49 > 0:12:51and go one better today.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52The Big Balls now.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Oh!

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Oh, yup. Sheer delight etched on her face.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Good to be back, eh, Charlene?

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Quite superb form off that second ball.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09Amy and her new magic shorts finish in 3 minutes 19,

0:13:09 > 0:13:11but Charlene does it in 3 minutes 13,

0:13:11 > 0:13:15and Formerly Miss Bournemouth takes the title.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20- Only one wedgy this time.- Was there only one? I can't remember.

0:13:22 > 0:13:23Well done, bye.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29So, Charlene is Total Wipeout's south coast queen.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32But can either of them make it into the next round?

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Today's first legends leader's board looks like this.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Dynamo Joe's up there in top spot,

0:13:37 > 0:13:41with Sunbed Jonny in second and Formerly Miss Bournemouth in third.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Amy and her new magic shorts are in fourth,

0:13:43 > 0:13:47with MC Philly-Phil in fifth and the One And Only Maria

0:13:47 > 0:13:48in sixth and last place.

0:13:48 > 0:13:54This just gets better. 42-year-old Irish athlete G-Force Geraldine.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57I'm a living legend for life.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Yeah. Which might not be very long depending how the Qualifier goes.

0:14:00 > 0:14:0442-year-old Geraldine exploded through the Qualifier,

0:14:04 > 0:14:07but surprisingly crashed out on Crash Mountain

0:14:07 > 0:14:09back in the hazy mists of time.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14But she's made it to the balls in super quick time.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17This woman only knows one way.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21Oh, now she knows two ways. Yeah. And that one's the wrong way.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Geraldine bringing a bit of Irish tradition

0:14:24 > 0:14:27to the Total Wipeout Qualifier.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Someone really must have a word with the wardrobe department.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31We've all sorts of trouble this week.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33This is looking like a very good time.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37And she's on to the second cradle.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39No, she's overbalanced. Or is it underbalance?

0:14:39 > 0:14:42She's fallen off is what she's done.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45And either way that is the most surprising fall of the day.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50She may be strong but those shorts are very small.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54She must feel the breeze. That is a quick time of 2 minutes 23,

0:14:54 > 0:14:56which puts her in second place for now.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59From one explosive competitor to another.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01It's the quite fantastic Exploding Kenny.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03He was the guy who...

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Well, yeah, exploded.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08That's what he does all day as a science communicator

0:15:08 > 0:15:10at the Glasgow Science Centre. Apparently.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12These legends don't frighten me!

0:15:12 > 0:15:15I'm going to be the most legendary legend!

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Yeah, Kenny. You're supposed to go OUT with a bang,

0:15:18 > 0:15:20not start with one, cos... We'll come back.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23These next two competitors have one thing in common,

0:15:23 > 0:15:26besides them both being men and both being called Ali.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28It's that they both left Total Wipeout

0:15:28 > 0:15:30cursing their size and weight.

0:15:30 > 0:15:3539-year-old Ali had a unique approach to the Big Balls.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39I try to do like jiggedy, biggedy, diggedy, bop.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42But I done like jiggedy, biggedy, splash.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45That... that is the fun, isn't it?

0:15:45 > 0:15:46Ali, how you doing?

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Hello, honey. Nice to see you back. Yes, I am here again.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51And have you been down the gym,

0:15:51 > 0:15:55pumping extra iron, so that you can ensure first place this time?

0:15:55 > 0:15:59No, the first time I was a little chunky and heavy.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02This time is I cut the protein.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04So, Ali reckons he's lost weight.

0:16:04 > 0:16:05Let's have a look.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09It's like a very difficult game of spot the difference.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Even the vest is the same. I hope he washed it, that's all.

0:16:12 > 0:16:1526 year old Disco Al showed off his dancing skills

0:16:15 > 0:16:16way back in series two.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20Back then he claimed he was going eat the course. No, really. He did.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Since you've been here last, what have you been up to?

0:16:23 > 0:16:24Well, I've got back from this,

0:16:24 > 0:16:27realised I am grossly overweight. And very unfit.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30So, I've went to the gym and lost three and a half stone, so...

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Good for you. So, you're extra fit this time?

0:16:32 > 0:16:35It may not be like super fit. But it's better than I was.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38I'm here to smash my qualifying time from last time.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42Just lay off the dancing, Al, and you'll be, uh, fine.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46Might have lost the weight. But he hasn't lost that dancing talent.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48You can't lose what you don't have.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51That's a new move there.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Yeah! Oh, the lawnmower.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55A perennial favourite. Always a good one.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57You, you, you and you... bring it on!

0:16:57 > 0:17:01The only language they understand, Alistair, is pain. Yours.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Dodgeball is first for Disco Al.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Yes, successfully batting them away so far.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Nice, neat. Oh, on his face.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Up you get, Al. Come on.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Get off your back, Alistair!

0:17:15 > 0:17:16Oh. No mercy.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17Oh, dear.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21OK, so not a blistering start. But there is a long way to go.

0:17:21 > 0:17:25Can Jiggedy Just-as-biggedy Ali do any better?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27He's doing well so for.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30That ENORMOUS amount of weight he's shifted apparently

0:17:30 > 0:17:32seems to have made all the difference.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36Yeah, do check you've had a spray, Amanda. It's hot out there.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40Oh, getting pretty hot out there on the Dodgeball as well.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Oh, that's got to hurt. Right on the tip of the nose.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Back to the disco diva now.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48As he approaches the Big Balls.

0:17:48 > 0:17:49With all the enthusiasm of a man

0:17:49 > 0:17:52who's already experienced just how much they can hurt.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Come on, Al, come on.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59Bear in mind the Motivator is poised and ready to spring.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Ah-ha ha! That was brilliantly bad.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07Disco Al slips on the ledge with quite spectacular consequences.

0:18:07 > 0:18:11He really is an all-out entertainer. He's doing it for us.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Can Ali match that? What's he got lined up?

0:18:14 > 0:18:16How do you feel about the big red balls?

0:18:16 > 0:18:20Jiggedy, piggedy, bom. No... Jiggedy, biggedy, diggedy, bom.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Yeah, of course. Why would he do anything else?

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Quick glance at the ever-stationary Motivator.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28'Jiggedy, piggedy...'

0:18:28 > 0:18:30..Splash?

0:18:30 > 0:18:35Jiggedy Just-as-biggedy Ali makes it home in 2 minutes 26.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Which is a good time.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Now, can Disco Al finish with a bang?

0:18:41 > 0:18:45One Cradle of Doom. Here he goes.

0:18:45 > 0:18:50Oh! When I said bang, that wasn't what I had in mind.

0:18:50 > 0:18:51Ow.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Disco Al posts a time of 4 minutes 5 seconds.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58A full 8 seconds faster than last time. Well, done, Al.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00No strength left to cheer, but he's happy.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Right, Eduardo's found all the bits of Exploding Kenny

0:19:03 > 0:19:06and stuck him back together. And defused him.

0:19:06 > 0:19:07Here he is at the Sucker Punch.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Ow, that looked painful.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15TOILET FLUSHES

0:19:15 > 0:19:19OK, all sorted. Who's next?

0:19:19 > 0:19:21- Marion.- Who?

0:19:21 > 0:19:25Oh, CSI Marion. Yeah, I remember... ish.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28What was the reason for you being thrown into the water last time?

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Well, initially it was those Dodgeball boys.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Yes, you took quite a pasting back then.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36And she was blonde.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Bet that'll fox them.

0:19:38 > 0:19:42But this time I'm not getting in the water at all. I'm staying dry.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Bold words. 43-year-old police diver Marion

0:19:45 > 0:19:48made it into the top 10 first time around.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50She was tenth.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51But she's going well.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55And she's the first person today to make it past the Dodgeballs.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Cradles now for CSI Marion.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00One down and one to go.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Making the transfer... tricky. Easy does it. Two down.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Still sort of one to go. That final leap.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07Can she complete this as well?

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Yes, she's done it.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13The first to complete the cradles today with a very quick time.

0:20:13 > 0:20:182 minutes 13. She is today's fastest lady legend.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Back to Kenny now, who's making good time on the Qualifier.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22He's already at the cradles.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26A good finish here should see him, just about...

0:20:26 > 0:20:30Oh, why do I always do that? Sorry.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Like a damp squib, Exploding Kenny squelches over the finish

0:20:33 > 0:20:35in 2 minutes 54 seconds.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Which means he's safely in the top 12 for now.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42He really wants to get that looked at, you know.

0:20:42 > 0:20:46So, that's 10 runners run with several still un-run.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50And already, as I had hoped, the Legends show is delivering.

0:20:50 > 0:20:54They fell off things last time and they're doing it again... lots.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06# You know your love

0:21:06 > 0:21:08# Keep on lifting me

0:21:08 > 0:21:10# Higher

0:21:10 > 0:21:13# Higher and higher

0:21:13 > 0:21:15# I said your love

0:21:15 > 0:21:20# Keep on lifting me

0:21:20 > 0:21:22# Higher and higher. #

0:21:29 > 0:21:30'Boom!'

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Brilliant. But I love these guys.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Anyway, it's time for another legendary legend.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37I can hardly contain myself.

0:21:37 > 0:21:42Don't worry, I have. It's just this belt's a bit broken and it could...

0:21:42 > 0:21:43but I am contained. Who's next?

0:21:43 > 0:21:48Oh, yes, it's 19 year old former pastry roller from Cornwall, Perran.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51He's got the most spectacular Sweeper Wipeout to his name,

0:21:51 > 0:21:55along with the least spectacular interview technique.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Perran, you are just oozing cool.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00- Are you excited about the course today?- Yeah.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Really looking forward to it then, are we?- Yeah, man.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Can he contain his excitement,

0:22:05 > 0:22:08having been asked back for another bite of the Total Wipeout cherry?

0:22:08 > 0:22:12So, is it good to be back on Total Wipeout, Perran?

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Fantastic.

0:22:14 > 0:22:15Yeah.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Yeah. he can contain his excitement. He can. Right, he's off.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20And it's Dodgeball first, remember.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Now these boys are part human, part robot.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Whereas Perran's part Cornishman, part Wookiee.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28This could be quite a battle. Oh.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Ah, it's moving, when you see it in slow motion.

0:22:32 > 0:22:33In a really odd sort of way.

0:22:34 > 0:22:38This is a very quick time as Perran speeds towards the Big Balls.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Whoa, oh, oh!

0:22:41 > 0:22:43That was tremendous!

0:22:43 > 0:22:46That's got to be the fall of the day on the Big Balls. Incredible!

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Perran on to the cradles in a flash.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Makes his move. Second cradle now.

0:22:54 > 0:22:58Can he finish in style and leap frog Joe at the top of the leader board?

0:22:58 > 0:23:02Yes, he can. In an electric 1 min 34.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06Now, he must have something to say about that.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Come on, a comment. Yes.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10Give the man a chat show.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13The Legends leader board now look like this.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15With Chatty Perran in top spot,

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Dynamo Joe in second and CSI Marion in third.

0:23:18 > 0:23:22G-force Geraldine is fourth and sunbed Jonny is sixth.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Exploding Kenny is seventh. Formerly Miss Bournemouth eighth.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Disco Al is down there in eleventh.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30With the One and Only Maria in 12th.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32They might not have realised it yet,

0:23:32 > 0:23:36but the epithet legend wasn't necessarily bestowed upon this lot

0:23:36 > 0:23:38because of their brilliance.

0:23:38 > 0:23:43Although in Perran's case he is good, isn't he? Chatty, no.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45But good, yes.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49These next two legendary ladies are a right pair of speed queens.

0:23:49 > 0:23:5325-year-old Bouncy Becky was the fastest girl in her show.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57And 30-year-old Can-Can Clair was the quickest in her Qualifier.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59But who can go quickest today?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01And can either of them outpace Perran?

0:24:01 > 0:24:03I bet they can't-can't.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07I don't know. Now, on Becky's previous outing on the Qualifier

0:24:07 > 0:24:10she became one of the very few to manage the dodge part of Dodgeball.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12How will she get on today?

0:24:16 > 0:24:19Oh, ouch. Ow, ow.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21That makes her success first time around

0:24:21 > 0:24:23start to look like beginner's luck.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Back in her previous show,

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Can-Can Clair screamed around the Qualifier,

0:24:28 > 0:24:32on her way to a lightning-quick time that saw her top the leader board.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34But Dodgeball is a whole different kettle

0:24:34 > 0:24:36of bearded, Argentinean ball-throwing fish.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Her bottom's eating her shorts!

0:24:39 > 0:24:40Yeah, that is happening.

0:24:40 > 0:24:44And like Amy, Clair ignores her unfortunate wedgy and powers on.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Meanwhile, Bouncy Becky has reached the big bouncy balls

0:24:48 > 0:24:49in a very fast time.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50Bounce, bounce...

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Yes.

0:24:53 > 0:24:54- Hang on!- Oh, no.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56It was all going so well.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01Clair and her carnivorous shorts are onto the cradles now.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04The university lecturer and part-time burlesque dancer

0:25:04 > 0:25:06needs a strong finish here.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08There she goes.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Yes, yes... oh, no.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Still despite her very obvious impairment,

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Clair reaches the finish line

0:25:17 > 0:25:19in a rather tasty 2 minutes and 8 seconds.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Recruitment officer Becky is looking even faster

0:25:22 > 0:25:25as she takes on the cradles. Quickly on to the second.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30- And rather too quickly off it. - Splash.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Still, a time of 2 minutes and 6 seconds

0:25:32 > 0:25:36puts her up towards the top of the leader board.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Who's next to go? Ah, yeah.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41It's the 23-year-old puppeteer from Surrey, Catherine.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45My name is Catherine V-Rock. And the V stands for invincible.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47No, no, no, it doesn't.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50V... there's an I. V stands for vincible.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Which isn't really a word.

0:25:52 > 0:25:53In case you've forgotten,

0:25:53 > 0:25:56Catherine was the one who brought that freaky puppet with her.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58..Nice in a pie!

0:25:59 > 0:26:02Don't be fooled by Catherine's sweet demeanour though.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05She is one tough cookie. Oh, not that tough, obviously.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11# Put your right leg in Your right leg out... #

0:26:11 > 0:26:14It's like being at one of the kids parties she takes that puppet to.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Right, Catherine the Ventriloquist moves on to the cradles.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Makes the move.

0:26:22 > 0:26:27She's across! That's a surprisingly good time of 2 minutes 28.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Before moving on, I'd just like to take a moment

0:26:30 > 0:26:32to highlight a common interest

0:26:32 > 0:26:36amongst lots of Total Wipeout contestants. Amanda.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40Several contestants a week confess their undying love for my co-host.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Even when she's laughing at them

0:26:42 > 0:26:46wallowing about in the Argentinean mud.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49And these next two are no exception.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53This sexy thing is Dean the Builder from Darlington.

0:26:53 > 0:26:57And this Casanova is Danger Island Tom from Gloucester.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Last time round, Dean had his eye on just one thing.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02And it wasn't the £10,000 prize.

0:27:02 > 0:27:06Amanda, I'm doing this for you.

0:27:06 > 0:27:10Dean fell for Amanda all right. In fact, he fell for her several times.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Although I got the sense that Amanda wasn't that impressed.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15But Dean's got some competition.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Danger Tom is back.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19This is for you, Amanda.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21- Ah!- Tom's infectious enthusiasm

0:27:21 > 0:27:24and general geekiness had a strange affect on Amanda.

0:27:24 > 0:27:28Please, Sucker Punch, don't get my little Tom.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30And Dean's apparently written a song for Amanda,

0:27:30 > 0:27:32that comes from the heart.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35- SHOUTS: - My name is Dean and I can't sing!

0:27:35 > 0:27:38You won't hear me whinge or moan!

0:27:38 > 0:27:41As long as I'm in the Total Wipeout Zone!

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Dean, Dean, are you sure?

0:27:43 > 0:27:47Now, can Dean impress Amanda with his performance on the Big Balls?

0:27:47 > 0:27:50What strategies are you going to do differently than last time?

0:27:50 > 0:27:54It's going to be all brain instead of brawn this time.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57Using that. And that's what I didn't use last time.

0:27:57 > 0:28:01That's it, it's all brawn. Totally brawn.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04With obviously a bit more brain.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06It's like listening to Stephen Fry.

0:28:06 > 0:28:10Dean cunningly waits where the Motivator can't get him. Clever.

0:28:10 > 0:28:14- # Can he jump it? Dean the builder. # - This guy's cleverer than he looks.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19No, no he can't.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24I have to say in his defence, in slow motion,

0:28:24 > 0:28:26that is strangely elegant.

0:28:26 > 0:28:30While Dean's been impressing Amanda, Tom has made it to the Sucker Punch.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32Oh, Sucker Punch, please leave my Tom alone.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37Oh, no. No!

0:28:37 > 0:28:41Yes. That's just rubbing salt in the wound for Amanda.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49It's Dean's turn to shine now.

0:28:49 > 0:28:53Steps casually on to the first cradle. Then the second. Good grief.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56Wow. Well, what woman doesn't like a man

0:28:56 > 0:28:59who can walk quite quickly across foam cradles?

0:28:59 > 0:29:02- And in 2 minutes 22 seconds. - Bring it on.

0:29:04 > 0:29:07Yes. And Amanda's got to be even more impressed by that.

0:29:07 > 0:29:10It's 2 minutes 7 for Tom.

0:29:10 > 0:29:13Now, who's this? Er...

0:29:13 > 0:29:17Doctor Monkey's back and I'm going to swing through this course!

0:29:17 > 0:29:20Doctor Monkey? Why was she called Doctor Monkey?

0:29:20 > 0:29:24Oh, yeah. She's a doctor.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27Remind us what that was all about.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30I think the best way to describe this, Amanda, is an action.

0:29:33 > 0:29:37OK, nurse, can we get the sleeping gas again, please?

0:29:37 > 0:29:38And the screens.

0:29:38 > 0:29:42Doctor Monkey made it all the way to Dizzy Dummies last time.

0:29:42 > 0:29:45So she'll be determined to go one better today.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48Oh, you can't punch a doctor. It's not allowed.

0:29:48 > 0:29:51The way this is going, Heloise is in for a cracking time

0:29:51 > 0:29:53as she approaches the Big Balls.

0:29:53 > 0:29:55And that is quite a jump.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58Oh, quite a fall. One always follows the other.

0:29:58 > 0:30:01A bit more like a spider monkey.

0:30:03 > 0:30:07# Now I'm the king of the swingers oh, the jungle VIP... #

0:30:07 > 0:30:10It's an interesting technique, actually.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13More like a frog than a monkey, I think, technically.

0:30:15 > 0:30:20Ah, swinging next. This is much more Heloise's thing.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23She does actually seem more comfortable with this obstacle.

0:30:23 > 0:30:25And this is looking like a good time.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29Oh, it is. 1 minute 33.

0:30:29 > 0:30:32That is the fastest time today.

0:30:32 > 0:30:33After that incredible run

0:30:33 > 0:30:36Doctor Monkey is today's most legendary Legend,

0:30:36 > 0:30:39with Chatty Perran in second and Dynamo Joe in third.

0:30:39 > 0:30:41Bouncy Becky is fourth.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44Danger Island Tom fifth and Can-Can Clair is sixth.

0:30:44 > 0:30:46Dean the Builder is in eighth.

0:30:46 > 0:30:49Jiggedy Just-as-Biggedy Ali is tenth,

0:30:49 > 0:30:53with Sunbed Jonny scraping into the top twelve in last place.

0:30:53 > 0:30:55Well, done to those legendary 12

0:30:55 > 0:30:59who are all one step closer to their first visit to the Wipeout zone.

0:30:59 > 0:31:01But you can't have winners without losers.

0:31:01 > 0:31:04That's what I call Total Wipeout karma.

0:31:04 > 0:31:06For every good thing that happens,

0:31:06 > 0:31:08an equally funny thing must also happen.

0:31:08 > 0:31:13So, it's time to remember the losers. For them this is deja vu.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16They've tackled Total Wipeout again.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18And they've lost...again!

0:31:21 > 0:31:25# We are always running For the thrill of it, thrill of it

0:31:25 > 0:31:28# Never looking down, I'm just ignoring what's in front of me... #

0:32:12 > 0:32:16Christopher Columbus sailed the seven seas.

0:32:16 > 0:32:19Sir Ranulph Fiennes conquered Everest.

0:32:19 > 0:32:23And I once swam 25 metres in my pyjamas at Solihull swimming baths.

0:32:23 > 0:32:25But all of these legendary feats

0:32:25 > 0:32:27pale in comparison to this next challenge.

0:32:27 > 0:32:29Only five will stand victorious.

0:32:29 > 0:32:32Seven will ultimately fail.

0:32:32 > 0:32:34It's time for Crash Mountain.

0:32:34 > 0:32:37On podiums one and two, it's sunbed Jonny...

0:32:37 > 0:32:39Ali, you may have the muscles,

0:32:39 > 0:32:42but you haven't go the sun tan. You're going down, boy.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44Fighting talk. I love it.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46..And Catherine the Ventriloquist.

0:32:46 > 0:32:49My name is Catherine V-Rock and the V stands for Vengeance.

0:32:49 > 0:32:51I'm going to beat you, Crash Mountain.

0:32:51 > 0:32:53She's been practicing that. She can spell now.

0:32:53 > 0:32:57On podiums three, four and five, it's Dean the Builder...

0:32:57 > 0:33:00Man versus machine.

0:33:00 > 0:33:04Dean the Legend will be victorious.

0:33:04 > 0:33:07- Whoa!- Pure poetry.

0:33:07 > 0:33:09..Dynamo Joe,

0:33:09 > 0:33:11looking like a tiny storm trooper,

0:33:11 > 0:33:13and CSI Marion.

0:33:13 > 0:33:18On podiums six, seven and eight, it's Chatty Perran...

0:33:18 > 0:33:20Keep it down, Perran, please.

0:33:20 > 0:33:24..G-Force Geraldine and Jiggedy Just-as-Biggedy Ali.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27Hey, Jonny, the muscles coming from Brussels.

0:33:27 > 0:33:31When you fall down I will laugh loud. Ha, ha, ha!

0:33:31 > 0:33:33Jonny looks scared.

0:33:33 > 0:33:36On podiums 9 and 10, it's Danger Island Tom...

0:33:36 > 0:33:38Where am I look... I don't know. Where I'm looking? There.

0:33:38 > 0:33:41This way, Tom. That's it. There you go.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43- ..And Can-Can Clair.- Oh, oh.- Uh-uh.

0:33:43 > 0:33:49And finally, on podiums 11 and 12, it's Doctor Monkey and Bouncy Becky.

0:33:49 > 0:33:52I was queen of the Crusher. Now I'm going to be queen of Crash Mountain.

0:33:52 > 0:33:56Legend tells of a game where 12 heroes become 5.

0:33:56 > 0:33:59That is the legend of Crash Mountain.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01Are you all ready?

0:34:01 > 0:34:02- Yeah!- Yeah!

0:34:02 > 0:34:07Oh, I don't know why I bother asking. Three, two, one!

0:34:07 > 0:34:10So, the legend of Crash Mountain begins.

0:34:10 > 0:34:13For the majority of these competitors,

0:34:13 > 0:34:15those from the first two series,

0:34:15 > 0:34:19Crash Mountain is an entirely new challenge. So, this could get messy.

0:34:19 > 0:34:20Oh, and it's Can-can Clair,

0:34:20 > 0:34:24a Crash Mountain veteran, that makes the first move.

0:34:24 > 0:34:25She needs to time her run.

0:34:25 > 0:34:27Oh, she's down.

0:34:28 > 0:34:30Oh, and so is Perran.

0:34:31 > 0:34:34Clair proving that experience counts for nothing.

0:34:34 > 0:34:36Perran just completely missing the bridge.

0:34:36 > 0:34:41Bouncy Becky and Doctor Monkey both launch themselves and miss.

0:34:41 > 0:34:44As does Sunbed Jonny.

0:34:44 > 0:34:47Nervous Joe is on and swiftly off.

0:34:47 > 0:34:50Jiggedy Just-as-Biggedy Ali's overshot the bridge.

0:34:50 > 0:34:53Still no-one on the middle or even close.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55They're coming thick and fast now.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57I can't keep on top of this. Nor can they it seems.

0:34:57 > 0:35:00There's Perran. Oh, my word.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02Perran up to his old tricks again.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06He's already got the Best Sweeper Wipeout award.

0:35:06 > 0:35:10Obviously after the Crash Mountain one as well. That was brilliant.

0:35:10 > 0:35:12Quality work from Perran.

0:35:14 > 0:35:17There's Marion. She just missed out on the Dizzy Dummies last time.

0:35:17 > 0:35:21She won't want to miss out again.

0:35:21 > 0:35:23- Determined. No, she's down.- Oh.

0:35:23 > 0:35:29There's Geraldine and Jiggedy Just-as-Biggedy Ali.

0:35:31 > 0:35:34This lot seem to have forgotten the golden rule of this game.

0:35:34 > 0:35:37Avoid the sweeper arm.

0:35:37 > 0:35:41It seems Perran's just diving in the water for fun now.

0:35:41 > 0:35:45Another one for the Total Wipeout archives. Good on you, Perran.

0:35:45 > 0:35:48Still no-one has made it to the middle.

0:35:49 > 0:35:53Right, that's Dean the Builder.

0:35:54 > 0:35:55Come on, Tom.

0:35:55 > 0:35:57The impartial Amanda Byram there.

0:35:57 > 0:35:59Dean will not be amused.

0:35:59 > 0:36:01What can Danger Island Tom do here?

0:36:01 > 0:36:05I'm hoping he'll stand up and skip his way to the middle and...

0:36:05 > 0:36:07Oh, way too hopeful.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09OK, I'm going to make bets

0:36:09 > 0:36:12that Tom doesn't make it across this any time soon.

0:36:12 > 0:36:16Impartial and so supportive. At least diver Marion is on again.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18Quick, quick... no.

0:36:18 > 0:36:24Marion goes for a dip. A real bus man's holiday for the police diver.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26Dean there. He's been surprisingly quiet.

0:36:26 > 0:36:28But he's made it. Well, done, Dean. First of the day.

0:36:28 > 0:36:30Dean the victorious!

0:36:30 > 0:36:33Dean the Builder - can he run it?

0:36:33 > 0:36:34Yes, he can!

0:36:34 > 0:36:36Only four places left up for grabs.

0:36:36 > 0:36:39Who can join Dean the Builder in the next round?

0:36:39 > 0:36:42That's Dynamo Joe making a dash. Can he hold on now?

0:36:42 > 0:36:45Yes. He can with a helping hand from Dean.

0:36:45 > 0:36:48That display of chivalry has got to impress Amanda.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51This is really hotting up.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53It's the last chance saloon for the remaining 10,

0:36:53 > 0:36:55with only 3 places left in the next round.

0:36:55 > 0:36:57Got in the way again.

0:36:57 > 0:36:59This is so tense. I can hardly watch.

0:36:59 > 0:37:01Doctor Monkey's turn. She was today's fastest qualifier.

0:37:01 > 0:37:03She makes a dash...

0:37:03 > 0:37:05and she's done it.

0:37:05 > 0:37:06Yes!

0:37:06 > 0:37:09Only two places left now.

0:37:09 > 0:37:13Perran, he's on. At least he's landed on the bridge this time.

0:37:13 > 0:37:14And he's made it.

0:37:14 > 0:37:16Today's fastest three qualifiers

0:37:16 > 0:37:18have all made it through to Dizzy Dummies.

0:37:19 > 0:37:21One more.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23So, still fighting for that last place in the next round are

0:37:23 > 0:37:29Bouncy Becky, CSI Marion, Danger Island Tom, G-Force Geraldine,

0:37:29 > 0:37:31Sunbed Jonny, Ventriloquist Catherine,

0:37:31 > 0:37:34Can-can Clair and Jiggedy Just As Biggedy Ali.

0:37:36 > 0:37:39Catherine doesn't fancy leaving the show just yet.

0:37:42 > 0:37:45Oh, but Marion's just taken her out.

0:37:45 > 0:37:48She mistimed her jump completely and they're both down.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51Could that be their last chance?

0:37:53 > 0:37:56Sunbed Jonny, he's on.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58Jonny, you've got to get up.

0:37:58 > 0:38:01Come on, Jonny. Oh, no, he's down as well.

0:38:01 > 0:38:04CSI Marion has another go.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08Come on. Go, go, go, go...

0:38:08 > 0:38:11Oh, no! That was so close.

0:38:11 > 0:38:12So close!

0:38:12 > 0:38:18CSI Marion, literally, a fingertip away from a place in Dizzy Dummies.

0:38:19 > 0:38:23Catherine now on for another attempt. Oh, she's slipped off.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25That could be it for her.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28Who is going to make it?

0:38:28 > 0:38:33- Geraldine spots an opening and she's done it.- Geraldine!

0:38:33 > 0:38:37After her disappointment last time, she will be thrilled with that.

0:38:37 > 0:38:40And you can really see what it means to G-Force Geraldine.

0:38:40 > 0:38:43Total Wipeout, making dreams come true.

0:38:44 > 0:38:47Ah, I tell you, the hairs are standing up on my arms.

0:38:47 > 0:38:51Actually, I think it's a draft from there.

0:38:51 > 0:38:56So, Geraldine, Heloise, Joe, Dean and Perran stay in the competition.

0:38:56 > 0:39:00Sadly for the others their dream of reaching the Wipeout Zone is no more.

0:39:00 > 0:39:03Even more sadly, I can't remember their names

0:39:03 > 0:39:06cos I left my notes in the dressing room.

0:39:06 > 0:39:08Was there a Welding Wendy?

0:39:08 > 0:39:10Little tiny Carrie?

0:39:10 > 0:39:12If only there was a way of remembering who they were.

0:39:15 > 0:39:18Just can't believe it. I've disappointed myself so much.

0:39:18 > 0:39:20I needed to get into that final.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23All my dreams down the pan.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28Oh, it's impossible. It's just really, really slippy.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30And it's moving and you just get flung everywhere.

0:39:30 > 0:39:32Such is life.

0:39:33 > 0:39:38That was a complete disaster for me. I didn't know when to jump.

0:39:38 > 0:39:42And the times that I did jump it smacked straight into me.

0:39:42 > 0:39:44And I fell.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46I was there with my hand in Joe's hand.

0:39:46 > 0:39:50Hoping that he'd pull me up. And I got knocked off.

0:39:53 > 0:39:54Really disappointed.

0:39:56 > 0:39:59I'd like to see Perran throw up his lunch on Dizzy Dummies.

0:39:59 > 0:40:03It would be nice to see something coming out his mouth, anyway.

0:40:03 > 0:40:06Dean the Builder, I think he's got a pretty good chance.

0:40:06 > 0:40:08He really, really wants it. Go, Dean.

0:40:10 > 0:40:14That's jiggedy-biggedy-diggedy splash again. That is...

0:40:15 > 0:40:18Normally, it shouldn't be like that.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25And just like that, they're out of the game.

0:40:25 > 0:40:27But there's no time to mope around on Total Wipeout.

0:40:27 > 0:40:31Let's get on with more of the fun stuff. It's time for Dizzy Dummies.

0:40:36 > 0:40:38This is really simple.

0:40:38 > 0:40:41The contestants are spun in the spinning thing.

0:40:41 > 0:40:46That's then followed by a leap through the goalie thing.

0:40:46 > 0:40:49Then there's the huge blobby thing. There that.

0:40:49 > 0:40:52Last one across that thing is eliminated or something.

0:40:52 > 0:40:54Then it happens all over again.

0:40:54 > 0:40:58But this time, one of the contestants will be squashed out of contention

0:40:58 > 0:41:00with that wall squeeze thing there.

0:41:00 > 0:41:04Leaving the first three across to make it into the Wipeout Zone thing. Easy.

0:41:04 > 0:41:07They've crossed a water-y ravine.

0:41:07 > 0:41:08They've climbed the highest mountain.

0:41:08 > 0:41:11And now for their next adventure, our five heroes

0:41:11 > 0:41:14are going to get spun around really fast on a really, spinney thing.

0:41:14 > 0:41:16Truly the stuff of legend.

0:41:16 > 0:41:19It's Dizzy Dummies. Are you all ready?

0:41:19 > 0:41:24Oh, well, we're going anyway. Three, two, one.

0:41:24 > 0:41:27In case you haven't been paying attention

0:41:27 > 0:41:28or just have an appalling memory,

0:41:28 > 0:41:30here's a reminder of who's in the game.

0:41:30 > 0:41:34That's today's fastest qualifier, Doctor Monkey.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36I'm back and I'm going to swing through this course.

0:41:38 > 0:41:42Cuddling up to her is the Cornish gas bag Chatty Perran.

0:41:44 > 0:41:47Next, is the very bouncy and very nervous Dynamo Joe.

0:41:47 > 0:41:50The dwarf from the north is going to show you I'm best.

0:41:52 > 0:41:56Northern Ireland's finest, G-Force Geraldine.

0:41:56 > 0:41:58I'm a living legend.

0:41:59 > 0:42:02And finally the part-time Lothario Dean the Builder.

0:42:02 > 0:42:05My name is Dean and I can't sing.

0:42:10 > 0:42:13They've stopped and it's G-Force Geraldine out first.

0:42:13 > 0:42:16She will be determined to make the most of this second chance.

0:42:16 > 0:42:19Having been so unlucky in her last show.

0:42:19 > 0:42:22Oh, bit of a road block there as the other four queue up

0:42:22 > 0:42:24to get through the goal.

0:42:24 > 0:42:27What's Dean up to?

0:42:27 > 0:42:28Geraldine's raced ahead.

0:42:28 > 0:42:31But there are no points for being first in the water.

0:42:31 > 0:42:34Doctor Monkey's on.

0:42:34 > 0:42:35Closely followed by nervous Joe.

0:42:35 > 0:42:39- Oh, dear.- Joe took Heloise down.

0:42:39 > 0:42:42Down to legend town.

0:42:42 > 0:42:45Pulling another contestant down might be against the rules.

0:42:45 > 0:42:48But luckily for Joe, Eduardo has misplaced the rule book.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50So we'll never know.

0:42:50 > 0:42:56Perran's all on his own at the front. Oh, yes, yes.

0:42:56 > 0:42:59Traditional Cornish celebration there.

0:42:59 > 0:43:01This is close. Get up. Yes, he's done it.

0:43:01 > 0:43:05He's a man that lets his actions do the talking.

0:43:05 > 0:43:08Not a word. Nothing.

0:43:08 > 0:43:11Dean the Builder is trying to cross in the sexiest way possible.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13Amanda will be taking note.

0:43:13 > 0:43:15He really has been the surprise package, today.

0:43:15 > 0:43:19Come on now, Dean. He is so close.

0:43:19 > 0:43:22Come on, she's watching. This is looking good.

0:43:22 > 0:43:24He can almost touch the finish line

0:43:24 > 0:43:28- There you go. Oh!- Oh, no!- Yeah.

0:43:28 > 0:43:30I think Dean did touch the finish line,

0:43:30 > 0:43:32but forgot to hold on to it.

0:43:35 > 0:43:38Doctor Monkey seems to have made her way to the end of the blob.

0:43:38 > 0:43:41Is she in, though? Oh, she's still here.

0:43:41 > 0:43:44Heloise was knocked out on Dizzy Dummies last time.

0:43:44 > 0:43:46She won't want to suffer the same fate.

0:43:46 > 0:43:49So, she needs to get a move on.

0:43:49 > 0:43:52This is excruciating.

0:43:52 > 0:43:54It's not dignified, but it is excruciating.

0:43:54 > 0:43:56Watch out for Joe! it matters not.

0:43:56 > 0:43:59Doctor Monkey had made it all thanks to her incredible monkey grip.

0:43:59 > 0:44:01Dean the Builder goes again.

0:44:01 > 0:44:04He must be replaying that fall over and over in his head.

0:44:04 > 0:44:06But he needs to put that one side now.

0:44:06 > 0:44:09Come on, Joe. You might as well throw Dean off.

0:44:09 > 0:44:11You've done it to everyone else.

0:44:11 > 0:44:13Oh.

0:44:13 > 0:44:16He's nearly there, he's nearly there. Come on, Dean.

0:44:16 > 0:44:18No... Oh! No, he's off again.

0:44:18 > 0:44:21You can see his frustration.

0:44:21 > 0:44:24Joe just has to make this jump.

0:44:24 > 0:44:27Not as easy as it looks. Then he's set up and ready.

0:44:27 > 0:44:30Can he make it this time?

0:44:30 > 0:44:35Oh, yes. Yes, Dynamo Joe is safe. Well done, Joe.

0:44:41 > 0:44:45Just Dean and Geraldine are left to battle it out.

0:44:47 > 0:44:51- Dean's on first.- Geraldine and Dean.

0:44:51 > 0:44:52There's only a Gerald between them.

0:44:52 > 0:44:55G-Force Geraldine slips in again.

0:44:55 > 0:44:58This is Dean's big chance now.

0:44:58 > 0:45:00Oh, I don't believe it. Dean the builder is down.

0:45:00 > 0:45:03Could that mean he's going home?

0:45:03 > 0:45:07Geraldine has seen that fall and there is a spring in her step again.

0:45:07 > 0:45:12And her spring in her sort of crawly slithery thing as well. Yes, oh.

0:45:12 > 0:45:14Dean's down.

0:45:15 > 0:45:18Use your little Irish legs to get up then.

0:45:18 > 0:45:20G-Force Geraldine is through.

0:45:20 > 0:45:22She will be relieved.

0:45:26 > 0:45:29Absolutely gutted.

0:45:29 > 0:45:33I know that you wanted, more than anyone, to get through that.

0:45:33 > 0:45:36I did. I wanted to be in the final.

0:45:36 > 0:45:38And I'm absolutely devastated.

0:45:38 > 0:45:39What happened?

0:45:39 > 0:45:42Because there was a moment when you were on the final podium.

0:45:42 > 0:45:45I know. Just slipped.

0:45:45 > 0:45:48Just could not get the grip. Ha!

0:45:48 > 0:45:52Well, unfortunately Dean the Builder could not fix it.

0:45:52 > 0:45:55- Go and let those tears out. - Thank you.

0:45:55 > 0:45:57He's not really going to cry, is he?

0:45:57 > 0:46:01No, surely. As they head into a spin for one last time, this lot will

0:46:01 > 0:46:05have their sights very much set on a place in the Wipeout Zone.

0:46:07 > 0:46:10Not one of these four has made it to the Wipeout Zone before.

0:46:10 > 0:46:12But now they've been given an opportunity

0:46:12 > 0:46:17to have their names etched into Total Wipeout folklore.

0:46:17 > 0:46:20For Geraldine, Joe, Perran and Heloise, this is their last chance.

0:46:22 > 0:46:26Like four small children chasing an ice cream van, sort of,

0:46:26 > 0:46:29they make their way to the goal.

0:46:29 > 0:46:30And it's Dynamo Joe first.

0:46:30 > 0:46:35Followed by G-Force Geraldine. Joe now, he's miles ahead.

0:46:35 > 0:46:37And this bodes well for the nervous chap from Yorkshire.

0:46:37 > 0:46:40Perran needs to hurry. The others are getting away.

0:46:40 > 0:46:43But they're not having much joy with that wall squeeze.

0:46:43 > 0:46:45Two legends popped through the letter box.

0:46:47 > 0:46:48Well, Joe's made it through.

0:46:48 > 0:46:51But this is going to end in tears for someone...

0:46:51 > 0:46:52Ah, Perran.

0:46:52 > 0:46:53They'll be Perran's tears.

0:46:53 > 0:46:57He landed on Joe, but ended up pushing him on to the pontoon.

0:46:57 > 0:47:01Joe just needs to get through the wall squeeze.

0:47:01 > 0:47:05Only a mistake can stop him from taking his place in the Wipeout Zone.

0:47:05 > 0:47:07Doctor Monkey's just behind.

0:47:07 > 0:47:10Closely followed by Geraldine.

0:47:10 > 0:47:13Perran's in real danger of being eliminated now.

0:47:16 > 0:47:18And Joe is the first through to the Wipeout Zone.

0:47:18 > 0:47:21That must be quite some feeling.

0:47:21 > 0:47:26Any of these three could be joining Joe. And they've all been so strong today. Geraldine's fallen.

0:47:26 > 0:47:28G-Force Geraldine in big trouble.

0:47:28 > 0:47:31Heloise makes her jump.

0:47:33 > 0:47:37And she's through to the Wipeout Zone. Fantastic.

0:47:38 > 0:47:40Now Perran can afford to take his time.

0:47:40 > 0:47:42He focuses, he jumps, and he's made it.

0:47:42 > 0:47:46Perran, Heloise and Joe all take their place in the Wipeout Zone.

0:47:46 > 0:47:48For the very first time.

0:47:48 > 0:47:50Geraldine is eliminated.

0:47:50 > 0:47:54You were very, very close. In fact you were almost on the final podium.

0:47:54 > 0:47:56What exactly happened there?

0:47:56 > 0:47:59My head was too big.

0:47:59 > 0:48:02- Listen, Geraldine. Hard luck. Go join the others.- Thank you.

0:48:02 > 0:48:04Ah, well done. Hard luck. Bye.

0:48:04 > 0:48:06Geraldine. What a legend.

0:48:06 > 0:48:09She's playing up to the crowd there.

0:48:09 > 0:48:12Oh, that's not supposed to be an obstacle. That's, that's not even on the course.

0:48:12 > 0:48:18Finally Joe, Perran and Heloise get to fulfil their greatest dream.

0:48:18 > 0:48:21That is assuming their greatest dream consists of being pummelled

0:48:21 > 0:48:25with gallons of water and bashed by a knobbly mechanical arm.

0:48:25 > 0:48:29Like mine does. Let's find out what all this means to the three lucky legends.

0:48:29 > 0:48:32I'm sure Perran will have a lot to say about his experience.

0:48:37 > 0:48:41Being back in Argentina is absolutely fantastic.

0:48:41 > 0:48:44I never thought I'd get to those big red balls again.

0:48:44 > 0:48:49To make it to the Legends final, of all the finals, it's going to be the closest final ever I think.

0:48:49 > 0:48:51No chance that I'm going to get beaten.

0:48:51 > 0:48:54To be taking part in Total Wipeout all over again.

0:48:54 > 0:48:57No words to describe it.

0:48:57 > 0:48:59I think I'm going to be the one to beat.

0:48:59 > 0:49:01I'm fit and strong but I'm wise.

0:49:02 > 0:49:04I think I do deserve to be here.

0:49:04 > 0:49:07I've worked very hard. I can't wait. I'm going to love it.

0:49:07 > 0:49:09Definitely doing it for the girls.

0:49:09 > 0:49:13The only words to describe my Total Wipeout experience would be...

0:49:16 > 0:49:18Perran, the man of few words.

0:49:20 > 0:49:23- His actions speak louder than words, though.- Extraordinary.

0:49:26 > 0:49:28I'm a little guy with a massive heart

0:49:28 > 0:49:32and a zest for life. That's why I'm called Dynamo Joe.

0:49:33 > 0:49:36I don't think there'll ever be an end to the monkey business.

0:49:36 > 0:49:39Somewhere deep within me knows that I'm a champion.

0:49:39 > 0:49:41Let the best man win. Or woman.

0:49:42 > 0:49:45I'm going to be a dynamo tonight, certainly.

0:49:45 > 0:49:49I'm going to sparkle like the biggest diamond in the world.

0:49:49 > 0:49:51Everyone loves me. Everyone cheers for me.

0:49:51 > 0:49:53I'm the best.

0:49:53 > 0:49:54Legend.

0:49:55 > 0:49:59The Total Wipeouts Legends champion will look very nice on my CV.

0:49:59 > 0:50:01Thank you very much.

0:50:09 > 0:50:17So, Perran, Heloise and Joe find themselves face to face with the legendary Wipeout Zone. Killer Surf.

0:50:17 > 0:50:20Don't get killed and try and surf.

0:50:20 > 0:50:23The Rapid Climb. Run rapidly or get rapidly wet.

0:50:23 > 0:50:26The Balance Beam. It's all about one thing...

0:50:26 > 0:50:28balancing and beams.

0:50:28 > 0:50:30The Crazy Sweeper.

0:50:30 > 0:50:32No sweeping but plenty of crazy running.

0:50:32 > 0:50:33The Tarzan swing.

0:50:33 > 0:50:36Swing... well like Tarzan obviously.

0:50:36 > 0:50:40And finally it's The Buzzer, which is all about buzzing.

0:50:41 > 0:50:44It's second chance saloon for three of our legends.

0:50:44 > 0:50:46None of them have ever got this far before.

0:50:46 > 0:50:48It's the legendary Wipeout Zone.

0:50:48 > 0:50:51And the first legend to go is Perran.

0:50:53 > 0:50:56Here he goes. Today's second fastest qualifier.

0:50:59 > 0:51:00You've got to try this.

0:51:00 > 0:51:04Feel the passion. The white hot hunger for victory.

0:51:04 > 0:51:05And he's away.

0:51:05 > 0:51:10Managed to stop talking long enough to hit the water.

0:51:10 > 0:51:15Oh, that is a bumpy landing for Perran. Even in Killer Surf terms.

0:51:15 > 0:51:20He's in the water and that's a strong swim over to the Rapid Climb.

0:51:20 > 0:51:25Battling against that torrent of water is tough.

0:51:25 > 0:51:28And there's now a 10 second countdown

0:51:28 > 0:51:31before it's about to get even tougher.

0:51:31 > 0:51:32That is a fast ascent though.

0:51:32 > 0:51:35Perran reaches the top before the tidal wave is released.

0:51:35 > 0:51:37And now he's on to the Balance Beam.

0:51:37 > 0:51:40Remember this is Perran's first time in the Wipeout Zone.

0:51:40 > 0:51:44He's never tried this before. Missed his chance last time.

0:51:44 > 0:51:46Desperate to succeed now. He's looking a little wobbly.

0:51:46 > 0:51:48Leans the right way though.

0:51:48 > 0:51:51At least he could use the wall to help him along.

0:51:51 > 0:51:54He's got to post as quick a time as he can.

0:51:54 > 0:51:55He's past the beam.

0:51:55 > 0:51:59This is looking like a super fast time on the Wipeout Zone.

0:51:59 > 0:52:00The Crazy Sweeper now.

0:52:00 > 0:52:03Off he goes. He's got to move fast.

0:52:03 > 0:52:04Oh, he's just staying ahead of the Sweeper arm.

0:52:04 > 0:52:06And I mean just. Come on...

0:52:07 > 0:52:09- Oh! Oh, no.- Oh!

0:52:09 > 0:52:12One jump away from a clean Sweeper sweep.

0:52:15 > 0:52:18That means Perran's had to swim over to the Tarzan swing.

0:52:18 > 0:52:19Which has cost him time.

0:52:19 > 0:52:22To be honest he's still got there pretty quickly.

0:52:22 > 0:52:24Here he goes.

0:52:24 > 0:52:27This is still a good time.

0:52:27 > 0:52:29And it looks good. This is superb.

0:52:29 > 0:52:30What a finish.

0:52:30 > 0:52:32Barely touched the turntable

0:52:32 > 0:52:37and completes the course in a staggering 1 min 33.

0:52:37 > 0:52:38That will take some beating.

0:52:38 > 0:52:40Perran just goes to show that even with a tumble

0:52:40 > 0:52:43on the Crazy Sweeper, it's still possible to set an amazing time.

0:52:43 > 0:52:46The next two legends will have to work very hard to top that.

0:52:46 > 0:52:49Listen, you're a man of very few words. How did it feel for you?

0:52:49 > 0:52:51Fantastic. Do it again.

0:52:51 > 0:52:56That was a very speedy 1 minute and 33 seconds.

0:52:56 > 0:52:58Whey hey! Brilliant.

0:52:58 > 0:53:01Amanda, barely getting a word in edgeways there.

0:53:01 > 0:53:04Doctor Monkey's next. Today's fastest qualifier.

0:53:04 > 0:53:06Here goes nothing Doctor Monkey!

0:53:09 > 0:53:10KLAXON

0:53:10 > 0:53:11She's off.

0:53:16 > 0:53:20Heloise starts the Wipeout Zone with a smile on her face.

0:53:20 > 0:53:22Or it may have been a grimace.

0:53:22 > 0:53:25She's got no idea that Perran's 1 minute 33 is the time to beat.

0:53:25 > 0:53:30And that is going to be tough. All she knows is as fast as possible.

0:53:30 > 0:53:32That's a strong pull up on to the Rapid Climb.

0:53:32 > 0:53:34And the countdown begins.

0:53:34 > 0:53:3510 seconds to tidal torrent.

0:53:37 > 0:53:41Oh, look at her go. Doctor Monkey is pretty much at the top already.

0:53:41 > 0:53:43That is incredible. On to the Balance Beam now.

0:53:43 > 0:53:47And Heloise is neck and neck with Perran at this point.

0:53:47 > 0:53:50Is she tall enough to reach the wall for balance if she needs it?

0:53:52 > 0:53:54Oh, just about.

0:53:56 > 0:53:59Well, it's an unorthodox approach.

0:53:59 > 0:54:04Using her monkey skills and it seems to have worked.

0:54:04 > 0:54:05Yes, well done.

0:54:05 > 0:54:07On to the Crazy Sweeper now.

0:54:07 > 0:54:11Perran took a dive here so Heloise can still afford one mistake.

0:54:11 > 0:54:14Although no mistakes would be better.

0:54:14 > 0:54:16She goes for it.

0:54:17 > 0:54:19She goes.

0:54:19 > 0:54:23Yes, come on, Heloise. What a jump. Fantastic.

0:54:23 > 0:54:27Now if there's one thing a monkey should be good at, it's this.

0:54:27 > 0:54:32Heloise might still beat Perran's time. I've never seen it this close.

0:54:34 > 0:54:35She swings. Yes, good landing.

0:54:35 > 0:54:39One final jump. This is going to be very, very close.

0:54:39 > 0:54:45I don't believe it. The clock stops on 1, 34. 1 second out.

0:54:45 > 0:54:47That is so close to Perran's time.

0:54:47 > 0:54:50And worst of all she doesn't know it yet.

0:54:50 > 0:54:54Another amazing Wipeout Zone run from another amazing competitor.

0:54:54 > 0:54:58Heloise kept up the pace. Pausing only briefly on the Crazy Sweeper.

0:54:58 > 0:55:00But she's lost out by the slenderest of margins.

0:55:00 > 0:55:03Amanda, it's over to you to tell her.

0:55:03 > 0:55:06Oh, my God. My heart is in my mouth. How are you feeling?

0:55:06 > 0:55:08Fantastic. That was so much fun.

0:55:08 > 0:55:12There was one second between you two.

0:55:14 > 0:55:17Perran, you were faster.

0:55:17 > 0:55:19Heloise, I'm sorry. You're out.

0:55:21 > 0:55:25All that stands between Perran and Total Wipeout glory now

0:55:25 > 0:55:26is 45 year old Dynamo Joe.

0:55:26 > 0:55:30- Oh, mother, I think I'm going to pack me pants.- Ugh. That's...

0:55:30 > 0:55:32well, there's water at the bottom.

0:55:32 > 0:55:33KLAXON

0:55:33 > 0:55:34And he's off.

0:55:39 > 0:55:41Joe crashlands and his attempt

0:55:41 > 0:55:45to beat Perran's incredible time of 1 minute 33 begins.

0:55:45 > 0:55:48It's the Rapid Climb first.

0:55:48 > 0:55:51Both Perran and Heloise outran the tidal wave.

0:55:51 > 0:55:53Can Joe do the same? He's up.

0:55:53 > 0:55:56The 10 second countdown has begun.

0:55:56 > 0:56:01But Joe looks unconcerned. True to his name he's flying up the slope.

0:56:01 > 0:56:04That tidal wave won't be making an appearance today.

0:56:04 > 0:56:06These legends are just too good.

0:56:08 > 0:56:09On to the Balance Beam now.

0:56:09 > 0:56:12Joe opting not to lean on the wall.

0:56:14 > 0:56:17Oh, and that decision has cost him.

0:56:17 > 0:56:19That's his first big mistake.

0:56:19 > 0:56:23There is no room for error now.

0:56:23 > 0:56:26Bad news for Joe is that he now faces the Crazy Sweeper.

0:56:28 > 0:56:32He's dithering. Come on, Joe, you've got to get a move on.

0:56:34 > 0:56:39Now this sprint is crucial. He needs to stay ahead of that sweeper.

0:56:39 > 0:56:41Joe skips across the podiums.

0:56:41 > 0:56:44Go on, go on. Stay ahead.

0:56:44 > 0:56:48Yes, he's made it. He just clears the sweeper arm. And at such speed.

0:56:48 > 0:56:50It's so close. Joe can still win.

0:56:50 > 0:56:53He could still do it from here.

0:56:53 > 0:56:57The Tarzan Swing. Come on, Joe. This is the closest thing I've ever seen.

0:56:57 > 0:57:01He's across. If he makes this he will have pulled off the impossible.

0:57:01 > 0:57:04And no! I can't believe that.

0:57:04 > 0:57:07No-one ever falls off there. But Joe just did.

0:57:07 > 0:57:12And by doing so he has let the trophy slip through his fingers.

0:57:16 > 0:57:19Joe finishes in what is still a very good time.

0:57:19 > 0:57:21He doesn't know he's lost yet.

0:57:21 > 0:57:24As you can probably tell from that reaction.

0:57:24 > 0:57:26After an early mistake on the Balance Beam

0:57:26 > 0:57:28Joe put himself right back in contention.

0:57:28 > 0:57:32Only to make that school boy error at the last possible moment.

0:57:32 > 0:57:35This has been the closest Wipeout Zone ever.

0:57:35 > 0:57:37And it's time for Amanda to reveal the result.

0:57:37 > 0:57:39Joe, how you doing?

0:57:39 > 0:57:42I'm sort of knackered. Didn't quite go to plan but we still worked hard.

0:57:42 > 0:57:45Dynamo Joe

0:57:45 > 0:57:47and Perran,

0:57:47 > 0:57:50I'm going to put you out of your misery.

0:57:50 > 0:57:52Perran, you are the Legends champion.

0:57:52 > 0:57:56Well, done! Joe, I'm so sorry.

0:57:58 > 0:58:00So, an effusive Perran Pryor

0:58:00 > 0:58:03from Cornwall is crowned the Total Wipeout Legends champion.

0:58:03 > 0:58:06In so doing the Cornish motor mouth

0:58:06 > 0:58:09has written a whole new chapter of his life story.

0:58:09 > 0:58:12Honestly, look. I'll read it to you now. Chapter 17.

0:58:12 > 0:58:15I won the Total Wipeout Legends Special.

0:58:15 > 0:58:17It was nice.

0:58:17 > 0:58:20The End. It's an incredible read.

0:58:20 > 0:58:23So, that's it for the first ever Total Wipeout Legends Special.

0:58:23 > 0:58:26Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

0:58:26 > 0:58:29If you're thinking, where's my cab home?

0:58:29 > 0:58:30Then you are thinking what I'm thinking.

0:58:30 > 0:58:32HORN BEEPS

0:58:32 > 0:58:34Yeah, it's here. OK, from Amanda and me, it's good night.

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