0:00:02 > 0:00:06Over the last seven weeks Total Wipeout has crowned seven champions
0:00:06 > 0:00:08and not quite crowned 14 runners-up,
0:00:08 > 0:00:12but here tonight all of those kings of obstacledom
0:00:12 > 0:00:15have been invited back for one last stab at the cherry
0:00:15 > 0:00:19and the chance to walk away with the ultimate accolade -
0:00:19 > 0:00:22the series champion of Total Wipeout.
0:00:22 > 0:00:27This is Total Wipeout, The Final.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Welcome to a special edition of Total Wipeout.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34I know, I know, they're all special in their own little ways,
0:00:34 > 0:00:36but this one is special-er.
0:00:36 > 0:00:41The stakes are far higher. Note, I said stakes and not prize money.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45It's still ten grand if you win, but the stakes are higher because
0:00:45 > 0:00:48everyone in tonight's show has already taken on the Wipeout Zone.
0:00:48 > 0:00:53These are the best of the best, the toughest of the toughest.
0:00:53 > 0:00:58The best of the toughest and the toughest of the best.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02But only one can be the Champion of Champions,
0:01:02 > 0:01:03the best of the...
0:01:03 > 0:01:05I'm just not going to start that again.
0:01:05 > 0:01:10Going head to head for their second ten-grand prize are past masters
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Colin The Irresistible,
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Chocolate Coated Chris,
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Who's The Derrick?- I am the daddy!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Ed Scissorhands and Hill Start Colin.
0:01:19 > 0:01:25And going head to head for their first ten-grand prize are 13 also-rans.
0:01:28 > 0:01:35All 18 must pit their collective wits against this - The Qualifier.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Champions eat it for breakfast.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Crash Mountain, champions do it without looking.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Dizzy Dummies, champions do it one handed.
0:01:45 > 0:01:50And the Wipeout Zone, champions actually struggle with this one a bit.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56So, the competitors are back for a second time.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59They're in peak tiptop physical condition,
0:01:59 > 0:02:02loosely speaking, and raring to go.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Again, I do mean that in its broadest sense.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07I do have high hopes for this lot, though.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Although, after three series of Total Wipeout
0:02:10 > 0:02:14I have learnt to set my upper hope limit kind of there.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16That way, never disappointed.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Time to join the first competitor with my co host, Amanda Byram,
0:02:20 > 0:02:22who's standing proud at the top of the course.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32I'm joined now once again at the top of The Qualifier by David.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Are you just here to make up the numbers, David?
0:02:34 > 0:02:39No, no. Gone is the smiley David, in comes competitive David.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41He wants to win.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Well, that will be a challenge.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Last time around this computer games marketer described himself
0:02:47 > 0:02:49as one of the worst finalists ever.
0:02:49 > 0:02:54But he shouldn't say things like that, he'll do me out of a job, that's what I do.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58First time round I spent too much time in the water.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02For the final, less swimming, more winning.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Yeah, or how about faster swimming, more winning?
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Either way, David's first obstacle is a real champion tester.
0:03:09 > 0:03:14It's the nose-rearranging, knee-scuffing Rake In The Face.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20OK, so a tentative approach to the rakes.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Oh, he's found a wonky one straight away.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Yeah, David's less swimming thing hasn't kicked in yet.
0:03:26 > 0:03:31Plus his headband joins the scores of others festering at the bottom of that pool.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Second set now.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Yeah. Oh, he's down!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38That's the rarely seen bridge manoeuvre.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39A treat for us all. Yeah, you see?
0:03:39 > 0:03:44And you make the bridge, with what's left of your shattered body, fall in the water.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Still waiting for the less swimming thing to start.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48The Sucker Punch is next.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51What is there to say about this obstacle that hasn't been said?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54If you can think of anything, e-mail me with a suggestion.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Joystick David doing really well though.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00That's what I expect from a finalist. Next up, a modern classic.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Four little red numbers accessorised with a matching Motivator.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10David gets his chance.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14And never really stood a chance.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16A perfect 360 there,
0:04:16 > 0:04:20but you get nothing in this game for fancy moves,
0:04:20 > 0:04:22except a slo-mo replay.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25The last obstacle the finalists face is this.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30It's not just The Thing, it's the Swing Thing.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32# Swing Thing, Swing Thing. See how far you go. #
0:04:32 > 0:04:37No, who is that, really? I mean, is it just me can hear that?
0:04:37 > 0:04:41A fusion of a nightmare and some wood from the timber yard next door.
0:04:41 > 0:04:47The Swing Thing is a terrifying trapeze type swing on to a cradle of doom, The Thing.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49And don't underestimate that final jump -
0:04:49 > 0:04:52get it wrong and it's a watery end.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Well, a watery swim,
0:04:53 > 0:04:56a watery climb up some soggy steps and then it's the end.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Joystick David doesn't have a Swing Thing at home,
0:04:59 > 0:05:01so this should be a new experience. Good swing.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Sorry, bad swing.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07But can he keep the momentum going? Yes, come on! Yes, he can!
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Oh, no, ruined it. Funny, though.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12What did he say before he started?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Less swimming, more winning!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Right, so apart from the first Rakes...
0:05:17 > 0:05:18the second Rakes...
0:05:18 > 0:05:22the Balls and the Swing Thing he didn't swim at all, really.
0:05:22 > 0:05:252:26 is a good time by normal standards,
0:05:25 > 0:05:28but then this is the final. Only time will tell.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- I think there was more swimming than the last time, there.- Thing is,
0:05:31 > 0:05:33I'm getting good at swimming,
0:05:33 > 0:05:36it's the quicker way round the course, if I'm honest with you.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40The last time Cheerleader Andy was here he was with his cheerleading
0:05:40 > 0:05:44partner, Cheerleader Sarah, the one with the fierce eyes.
0:05:44 > 0:05:50But she's not here this time because, well, he was better than her.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Sarah is still supporting you, right?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Well, actually, I've got a secret.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57I snuck Sarah here with me.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59You did not?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Here she is. She's still here, she's still supporting me.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04OK, so, let me get this straight,
0:06:04 > 0:06:06he flew all the way to Argentina
0:06:06 > 0:06:08with a cardboard cut-out of his partner.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Mind you, seems to be working whatever it is.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Cardboard is proving to be the source of special powers.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16This is incredible! Despatching the Rakes.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- He's doing well, isn't he? - Yeah, she's talking to it...
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Oh, dear. On to the Balls.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Here we go! And that's too fast.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26No, oh, oh, stay on! What a recovery.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28I've never seen that done before.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Oh, wobbly but brilliant landing onto the fourth ball.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33What a moment to do it. Yes!
0:06:33 > 0:06:38All the way! Proof that this show is made of real steel.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I'm still in shock after that.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43When Cheerleader Andy lands on the third ball
0:06:43 > 0:06:46he kind of ignores gravity and just does it his own way.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50That's got to be one of the jammiest recoveries I've ever seen.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54So, will the Swing Thing be just as jammy?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Well, the swing is sweet.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Oh, narrowly missed The Thing.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01He'll be lucky if he can get back on though. Oh! He is lucky.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02No, unlucky.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05You see, that's Total Wipeout.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Even with his luck turning sour, the cardboard girlfriend hasn't
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- hindered him at all, it's a great time at 1:39.- Yeah!
0:07:12 > 0:07:18So, two down, some more to go, but now time for the first of the
0:07:18 > 0:07:22100% pure beefcake champions and you can't get more cakey than this.
0:07:22 > 0:07:27He's a father of five, a grandfather of six and a thoroughbred through and through.
0:07:27 > 0:07:32I wish I hadn't mentioned cake, I really want some now.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Who's The Derrick, the first returning champion.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38And who could forget this?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I'm the daddy, the number one daddy!
0:07:40 > 0:07:44Pure solid gold. He's a trucker in spangly pants.
0:07:44 > 0:07:49He's already won a trophy and ten grand on this course and now he's back for seconds.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Look out for the daddy!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54CROWD: Who's the daddy?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57At the young age of 57, Derrick
0:07:57 > 0:08:02has entered the record books as Total Wipeout's oldest ever winner.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Derrick, how proud are you of that achievement?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Very proud indeed.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Absolutely over the moon.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Like a real champion he's steaming down to the Rakes
0:08:13 > 0:08:16and that's survival of the fittest and the oldest. Brilliant!
0:08:16 > 0:08:20And again the champion proves his championinnitiousnessess...
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Absolutely legging it to the Sucker Punch.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Whoa, was that a head butt or a quick prayer?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Many people worship at the foot of the Sucker Punch,
0:08:29 > 0:08:32but he got stuck in. He threw the first punch!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Good trick! Oh, no. Whatever it was, it didn't work.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Derrick produced something special on the Rakes,
0:08:38 > 0:08:41something unique on the Sucker Punch, what about the Big Balls?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I'm going to name that move The Chair In The Air.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Perfect for alfresco dinner parties.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Stylish and strangely comfortable, I imagine.
0:08:57 > 0:09:03Just the Swing Thing to go. Derrick is slowing up a little now.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Here we go.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07I can't get it off.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Oh, I don't believe it. - It won't come off.
0:09:09 > 0:09:1257 year old Darren is bamboozled by fast access fastenings.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15It was all belts and buckles in his day, obviously.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Shoes had proper laces. Oh, no, he's managed it, he's off.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Good swing on to The Thing.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24The final jump now is crucial. No-one has managed it so far.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28And he's done it... Wrong. He's done it wrong.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31And today's first champ finishes in 2:15
0:09:31 > 0:09:34and that should be the champion's benchmark.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Do you think that that performance was good enough?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39So long as I make the 12, I'm happy.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42I'll be the tortoise in the race, the daddy's here!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45And how will these two measure up?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48It's a grudge match. It's a copper versus a greengrocer.
0:09:48 > 0:09:54Adam Apple and DI Danny were archrivals back in show two.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55I've got this in the bag, Amanda.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00But they both just missed out on the top spot. Time for a rematch.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03DI Dan's back and this time he's not taking any prisoners.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Yeah, with the police these days, it's not really encouraged.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10This is a very fast run from Adam Apple as he heads for the Balls.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Great work on Ball One. Ball Two... No, no Ball Three.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17He's in the water. What will his archrival DI Danny make of them?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20The last time you were here you had a really nasty dose of that
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Red Ballitus that's going round.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30I need to purge myself of this crippling disease that is
0:10:30 > 0:10:33the Big Red Ballitus, so bing, bang, bosh, bosh, bing.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35OK, we'll remember that, Officer.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Bing, bang, bosh, bosh, bing.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Anything Danny says will be taken down
0:10:38 > 0:10:40and used for poking fun at him later.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- Bing.- Yeah.- Bang.- Uh huh.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Well, where's the "bosh, bosh"?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Remember, this sort of injury is very rare,
0:10:49 > 0:10:51so please don't have nightmares.
0:10:51 > 0:10:56Can Adam Apple keep ahead of the law on the Swing Thing? Good swing.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Now The Thing.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Here we go.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Yes! The first person to land it today
0:11:03 > 0:11:07and with a very fast time of 1:31.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09DI Danny's lagging behind.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12999 is on speed dial as Danny attempts The Swing Thing.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14He's on and... Oh!
0:11:14 > 0:11:17He's off the other side! Not seen that before.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Perfectly executed Starsky and Hutch bonnet slide.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Unfortunately, this is Total Wipeout, not a mid-'70s cop show.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25The timing was all wrong.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29DI Danny clocks out with a none-too-shabby 1:58.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31He's left his mark.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Well, more of a smeary dent.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Here to investigate what went wrong there is Crime Scene James,
0:11:37 > 0:11:38a real crime scene investigator
0:11:38 > 0:11:41who spends his time investigating crime scenes
0:11:41 > 0:11:43and the scenes of crime.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47That's right, I haven't even bothered to look up
0:11:47 > 0:11:50what his job actually entails - I'm guessing.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Some say this course is murder,
0:11:52 > 0:11:55but with me on the scene consider it case closed.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Yeah, murder - James, that's slander.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Manslaughter, maybe, but murder's just...
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Anyway, he's on to The Rakes. Oh, good first set!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05And the second set... Oh, no, he's in!
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Yeah, looking back, that's a real whodunnit.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Right, time to investigate The Balls.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Can he find out what tripped up DI Danny?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Oh! Now, I'm no Miss Marple,
0:12:18 > 0:12:22but it might just be those big red things that did it.
0:12:24 > 0:12:29James' time is close to DI Danny's with just one obstacle to go.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Oh, now he's interfering with a crime scene.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34It's an uphill struggle from here.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35No, make that downhill.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39And then wet. Finishing in a time of 2:10, it's time now to
0:12:39 > 0:12:42see if we can close the files on Crime Scene James.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46Grocer Adam Apple is out in front and it looks like Cheerleader Andy
0:12:46 > 0:12:50stands a better chance of catching him than DI Danny who's in third.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Meanwhile, the only returning champ,
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Who's The Derrick is disappointingly second from last.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59The atmosphere really is extraordinary now.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02I think it might be the paint on these, it's very strong.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05It's doing strange things to my head, but don't worry about me,
0:13:05 > 0:13:07let's move on to the next contestant.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Can anybody else hear voices and, like, see colours?
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Don't be fooled that this man is a hospital manager, he's got the name
0:13:14 > 0:13:17of a champion, which surely bodes well.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21The Pakistina in Argentina is back and this time I'm in it to win it.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Ladies and gentlemen, fight fans, in the red corner
0:13:24 > 0:13:28from Huddersfield, weighing in at 14 stone, it's Mohammed Ali.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31And from Buenos Aires, weighing in at 14 tons,
0:13:31 > 0:13:36the undisputed champion of the mud pit, el suckero del puncho.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Yeah, not looking good, is it?
0:13:38 > 0:13:42It's two hands versus a lot, lot more. But he's doing well.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Oh, riding the punches and staying on, and he's across!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49I can't believe that, that was amazing.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51A bit of trench foot at the end,
0:13:51 > 0:13:53ruined a good pair of sneakers, but he made it.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Right, on to the Swing Thing.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Great swing. On to The Thing.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Just text book stuff. They should use Mohammed as a teacher.
0:14:02 > 0:14:07OK, timing and, oh, no, no! That's not worked.
0:14:07 > 0:14:12Disappointing finish, but 2:21, good in any other week.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Will it make the grade for the Champion of Champions?
0:14:15 > 0:14:19I think it's time the Pakistina left Argentina.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Time for another grudge match as two singing legends collide -
0:14:23 > 0:14:26it's Robbie Williams versus Michael Jackson.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- Well, sort of.- Eee-hee!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Troy from Dundee loves mimicking Michael Jackson,
0:14:32 > 0:14:35though he's never met Uri Geller or owned a chimp.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Eee-hee!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39And this is Take That Alfie. Why?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41# We said goodbye
0:14:41 > 0:14:43# The taxi cab is waiting. #
0:14:43 > 0:14:47No, it's not a sinus infection, that is Robbie Williams impersonation.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50I've done this course once, but everything changes.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52This could be the greatest day of my life!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Let's pray it all works out for him.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58So, to the Rakes. Here we go, right in the Boyzone.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Sorry, wrong band, but you take my point. He'll never forget that fall.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06He'll be hoping for a Take That comeback. I'll stop that now.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- Eee-hee! - Can La Troya Jackson do any better?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Yes, yes! Oh, he beat it!
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Not half bad. What a Thriller!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Please stop it, Hammond. Second set now.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20He's got to be Starting Something with that technique.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Yes, Billie Jean!
0:15:22 > 0:15:24That one didn't work at all, did it?
0:15:24 > 0:15:28Didn't fit. La Troya even looks stylish when he's falling off things.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Look at that! For Alfie we've renamed the Balls
0:15:31 > 0:15:35after the famous boys - Gary, Jason, Mark and Howard.
0:15:35 > 0:15:40And here's Robbie rejoining them at last. He's cleared Gary and Jason.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Oh, dear, Mark and Howard don't get a look in.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46# A smile is as quiet as a breath of air
0:15:46 > 0:15:49# It's says hello I'm here... #
0:15:49 > 0:15:54For La Troya, the Balls have been renamed after the talented Jacksons.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Michael, Michael, Michael and Michael.
0:15:57 > 0:16:03La Troya's off Michael and on to Michael, and now he's in the water.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06He needs a glove that's extra grip.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10Things are getting serious and La Troya is losing the glove.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- He lost the glove.- Yeah, the King Of Pop would understand.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17The Swing Thing.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Troy swings a perfect swing, lands the perfect landing and jumps
0:16:20 > 0:16:23the pretty good jump on to the podium and, yes,
0:16:23 > 0:16:26La Troya has outsung Alfie by a mile...
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- Eee-hee!- Eee-hee! - ..finishing in a speedy 1:32.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Still a little left in the tank for his fans.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38This should be a hair raising end for Alfie.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41In your own time, Alfie.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Alfie? Oh, come on!
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Yes! Well, that really wasn't worth waiting for, was it?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50These boy band members, honestly.
0:16:52 > 0:16:562:58, the slowest time so far and I bet it hasn't done his
0:16:56 > 0:16:59sinus infection any favours either.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02That was awful. I went through everything in my head
0:17:02 > 0:17:04and everything went wrong.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06It just all my plans just went bad.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07That's me out, I think.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08# This is a man's world... #
0:17:08 > 0:17:10This is Stretchy Nix.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Why that nickname?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Have you worked it out yet? That's right,
0:17:14 > 0:17:18it's because her first name is Nix.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22What makes Nix extra special is that she's one of the elite few who have
0:17:22 > 0:17:25mastered the Big Balls, so expect to be impressed.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28There's only one girl here, but you only need one winner.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- You do the maths!- OK, I will.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Put another way that's a one in 18 chance of you winning.
0:17:34 > 0:17:39Good progress on the Sucker Punch. Oh, that was below the belt.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44We've had most things, but rarely do they get the Charleston!
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Wonderful!
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Come on now, Nix, you've done it before, you can do it again.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54And you didn't wear that all-in-one red sweet wrapper
0:17:54 > 0:17:56just to be humiliated by... Oh!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Yeah, she did. I just hope she kept the receipt.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04That probably feels bad, but she's staying with it.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08The Swing Thing now and I'm expecting grace and class.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10And there she goes.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Oh, elegant, as well!
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Can she complete the course in the same beautiful style?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Here we go. Oh.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19That was a tongue biter.
0:18:19 > 0:18:24Oh, a sad end to our only female runner as Stretchy Nix is bruised
0:18:24 > 0:18:28and slightly less elasticised with 1:56, but it's not the end of the road just yet.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Let's see that chin slap once more, please.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- HONK - That was... Oh!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- HONK - What does that noise remind you of?
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Of course, it's building manager, Muss The Man, King Of The Honkers.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41HONK
0:18:42 > 0:18:44I said I'm the best.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I'm back to pass the next test.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- I am the best.- There's only one way to find out if you are the best,
0:18:49 > 0:18:52it includes running fast and not getting hit by a Rake.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Oh, Mus, were you even listening?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Apparently he's going to swim it instead.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01What was that?
0:19:01 > 0:19:05Mus gets a second chance with the Big Balls, and muffs it completely.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09Oh, dear. Mus distinctly off the pace with a time of 3:29
0:19:09 > 0:19:13- which is, amazingly, the slowest so far today.- Yes!
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Aargh!
0:19:16 > 0:19:18That was wind.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23From an also-ran to tonight's second returning champion.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Chris works in a chocolate factory
0:19:25 > 0:19:28and, just like an after dinner chocolate, he's minted.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32Why? Well, because last time he was on the show he won £10,000.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35I've got to ask you, what's with the T-shirt?
0:19:35 > 0:19:39Yeah, this is my brother in law and his future wife-to-be, they're going
0:19:39 > 0:19:43to get married and obviously I'm out here, I'm missing their wedding,
0:19:43 > 0:19:46so I'm feeling a bit gutted about it.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48I can't believe you're missing their wedding.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Please don't make me feel any worse!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52I really hope Chris does well.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55The lengths that some people will go to for this show.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59It's a fast start and he's on to the Rakes. Hits them with style.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Oh, no doubt for the wedding he'll have something old,
0:20:02 > 0:20:05something borrowed and now something blue.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Black and blue, his face. Ow!
0:20:08 > 0:20:11For me, every wedding is centred around those two immortal words.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- Come on! - I wasn't thinking of those, Chris.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17He's made it over the father in law,
0:20:17 > 0:20:20the mother, and it's the best man that trips him up.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Often the way.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24He may have missed the free champagne and dancing to ABBA,
0:20:24 > 0:20:27but check this out, another chair in the air!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29You can't say it wasn't worth it.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Chocolate Coated Chris is about to take the plunge himself now.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34That's not ended well. No.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38So, while love is in the air back home,
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Chris is in the water in Buenos Aires.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42With a final time of 2:29,
0:20:42 > 0:20:45let's see how he fares on the leader board.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Adam Apple clings to the top spot,
0:20:47 > 0:20:50but only just. La Troya is only a second behind him.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Stretchy Nix makes it to a fabulous fourth,
0:20:53 > 0:20:56while Who's The Derrick is pushed down to seventh, followed by
0:20:56 > 0:20:57Mohammed Ali in eighth
0:20:57 > 0:20:59and Mus The Man is the only one so far
0:20:59 > 0:21:02to sink through the three minute barrier.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Well, to be honest, I am a little disappointed
0:21:06 > 0:21:09with the quality of some of the returning finalists.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12What we need now is a leader in every field.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Or just a leader over that field.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18I say field, it's more of a toxic landfill
0:21:18 > 0:21:20with a thin layer of green paint.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23The thing is, I reckon this guy could be good.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25This is Junior Minister.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28You remember, one of Britain's youngest magistrates,
0:21:28 > 0:21:29wants to rule the country.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32One day I hope to be the Prime Minister of this country.
0:21:32 > 0:21:37- Listen, what kind of training did you put in, the first time you were here?- Nothing.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Yeah, that's far too honest, he'll never make a politician.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Last time I showed Wales has talent, and this time is no exception
0:21:43 > 0:21:47because this Welsh dragon is going to help me fly through that course.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Yeah, a reminder,
0:21:48 > 0:21:51anyone caught flying round the course will be disqualified.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55No flying required for this Welshman, he is breezing through.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57First set of Rakes. And now the second.
0:21:57 > 0:22:02Oh, this is fast. I told you this batch of contestants... Oh!
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Tripped himself.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Not a tumble,
0:22:04 > 0:22:09we classify it as an action roll, followed by a great recovery.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Come on, Junior, don't be scared, it can only punch you in the face
0:22:12 > 0:22:16repeatedly, and that's if you're lucky. A cautious approach.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19He's taking the hits well.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Oh, yeah, that'll be the old earthing problem,
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I'll make sure Eduardo puts it on his list of things to do.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Nevertheless, he's across!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29This is a fantastic time from Junior Minister.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Can he keep it up on the balls? One ball. Just on.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Slow, but steady.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Two, safe again. This is a bit of a shock.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39It's almost like he's learnt from last time.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41His careful consideration is working.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44I can't believe it, he might just do this.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47- Oh, and a fourth! Don't blow it on the last jump now, Junior.- Yes!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49And that's brilliant, truly brilliant.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53Junior's just got senior. The Welshman doing incredibly well.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57This is an amazing time, he could make a completely clear run.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00If he can only get the Swing Thing spot on.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Oh, and that's doing it for Wales.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05A perfectly timed swing. Can he nail this jump?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Come on, Junior. Yes!
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Incredible! 1:25 seconds.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14- Easily the best time so far today. - That's how the Welsh people do it!
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Well, if that's how the Welsh people do it we're moving this show to Cardiff and that's that.
0:23:18 > 0:23:24There was nothing junior about that performance. That was mega senior.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25That was amazing.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28I can't believe I just had a flawless performance.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- You did the Big Red Balls!- That's what I came here to accomplish.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Last time it got me.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35This time, no chance.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37I knew I was going to do it. Bring it on for Wales.
0:23:37 > 0:23:42Last time chopper pilot and all round hero Brian got dropped off by
0:23:42 > 0:23:45his mates, only to get pipped to the post in the Wipeout Zone.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47But now he's back,
0:23:47 > 0:23:49and his mates are back, too.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52And look, they've written a good luck message in the sky.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Shame those helicopters don't have a spellchecker.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00There's only one attitude to have in the final,
0:24:00 > 0:24:02pain is temporary, glory is forever.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05And indigestion. Chopper Brian should have read his contract,
0:24:05 > 0:24:08there's nothing about the pain being temporary.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Oh, what a start.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13He was so fast he couldn't stop himself!
0:24:13 > 0:24:18His contract also states he should be wearing appropriate footwear. Yeah.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22Brian breezed through this last time. Just got one muddy foot.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24On to the Sucker Punch.
0:24:24 > 0:24:29Oh, well, all he's got this time is one muddy body. On to the Big Balls.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32This time he's had practice.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Launches himself into the water.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38He did reach ball three and his splash-back reaches Amanda,
0:24:38 > 0:24:40which is a bonus for us.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Final obstacle, perfect swing.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43Just one jump to go.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Brian takes his time.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Just enough. One foot on and he's home.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53Even with a couple of mistakes Brian finished
0:24:53 > 0:24:56with a more than acceptable time of 1:46.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Now, for a tale of two Colins,
0:24:59 > 0:25:00and, ooh, they're both champions.
0:25:00 > 0:25:05Of course, there's Colin, a driving examiner, AKA Hill Start Colin.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08When I won I was in overdrive.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Today it's going to be turbo boost.
0:25:11 > 0:25:16He became Lord Of The Rings and beat real life hero Chopper Brian in the Wipeout Zone.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19What did he do that for?
0:25:19 > 0:25:22And then there's Colin, AKA Colin The Irresistible.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25He's an archaeologist like Indiana Jones,
0:25:25 > 0:25:27though Indiana Jones never danced like that.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Last time I danced my way to victory, this time I'm going to show the course my new moves.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Now, after an 18 hour flight this Colin did this,
0:25:35 > 0:25:37but this Colin did this.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41Taxi straight to the hotel, quick shower and straight to bed.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43I know who my money's on.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46First to the dance floor is Colin.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Oh, well, that's no Fred Astaire start,
0:25:50 > 0:25:52but it's no John Sergeant either.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54So let's see how Colin measures up.
0:25:55 > 0:26:00Oh, wow, breaking the speed limit on the Rakes. Fabulous second set now.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04Oh, he's decided to run across the bit that wasn't there.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07That's a real shame, because if it had been there
0:26:07 > 0:26:12it would have been a great shortcut, but it wasn't and now he's all wet.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14What did he do that for?
0:26:14 > 0:26:17This Colin's ahead now, and that's a fast pace up the ramp.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Whoo! Almost too fast.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22That's what happens when you break the speed limit.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26Lesson learned. So Colin's most definitely slipping behind Colin
0:26:26 > 0:26:28in the Colin versus Colin race.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31He's worn the treads down to a barely legal limit
0:26:31 > 0:26:34and, oh, no, that's an on-the-spot penalty, all right.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38But, wait a minute, another perfect air chair, look.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Good work, Colin! Not enough to win the head to head, though.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45Which means this Colin has stormed ahead to victory
0:26:45 > 0:26:48with a winning time of 1:29.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49The luck of the Irish!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Diddleye-delie, potatoes!
0:26:51 > 0:26:54What was that, is that South African she's doing there?
0:26:54 > 0:26:55I'm not sure.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59Which leaves the other Colin lagging behind with a time of 2:24.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Essentially, the best Colin won.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Never mind, Colin.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Now, for a precision instrument
0:27:04 > 0:27:07and you can't get more precise than Precise Lee.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10You came third the first time you were here,
0:27:10 > 0:27:13what have you been doing in order to prepare this time round.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17Pretty much nothing because I have a newborn baby, so I've
0:27:17 > 0:27:20been looking after the new baby, that's my training.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23A baby? I don't remember Lee being pregnant the last time,
0:27:23 > 0:27:24we'd have noticed that
0:27:24 > 0:27:27and we wouldn't have allowed him on the course.
0:27:27 > 0:27:28My family come first,
0:27:28 > 0:27:30but this time I'm going to come first for my family.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Precise Lee is off,
0:27:32 > 0:27:34and it doesn't look like anything's going to stop him!
0:27:34 > 0:27:40Whoa, that was amazing, feet barely touching the foam. Second set now.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44Oh, no, that's more like it, right in the chops.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Just how precise will Precise Lee be on the Sucker Punch?
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Remember, he's doing this for his kids.
0:27:52 > 0:27:58Oh, look, kids, Daddy was hit in the face by a robot fist! Awesome!
0:27:58 > 0:28:02Unfortunately for Precise Lee the Sucker Punch was pretty precise, too.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Well, at least he can undo a fastening.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07He takes a swing on the Swing Thing.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10Oh, no! Oh, bad landing.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13Oh, a great recovery.
0:28:13 > 0:28:17Is there any more precision left in Precise Lee? Oh, no,
0:28:17 > 0:28:20none at all,
0:28:20 > 0:28:22I'd say. All gone.
0:28:22 > 0:28:26Precise Lee has delivered the precisely reasonable time of 2:16.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Time for the last runner, and it's another champion.
0:28:29 > 0:28:30It's Ed Scissorhands.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33He's a hairdresser from Essex,
0:28:33 > 0:28:34so expect a run from hell,
0:28:34 > 0:28:38with a cup of coffee and a massive bill afterwards.
0:28:38 > 0:28:42- I do like his colour though. - He really does run like a girl.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45So do you, Amanda, but this run is quick.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47Wow, he's all over the place, but he's staying dry.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Can he keep it that way?
0:28:49 > 0:28:51Yes... Oh, no! Almost.
0:28:51 > 0:28:56Yes, Ed Scissorhands is very good at recovering if nothing else.
0:28:56 > 0:29:00Ed's steaming round the course - our fastest competitor today.
0:29:00 > 0:29:03Good bounce off ball two and... No!
0:29:03 > 0:29:06Ended up down there, but even his swimming is fast.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08Look at him go!
0:29:11 > 0:29:13Ed goes for the swing.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16He lands it and sets... Wow!
0:29:16 > 0:29:20I can't keep up, he's already there. That is an amazingly quick time.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Blink and you'll miss him.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Ed Scissorhands must now be Ed Scissorlegs.
0:29:24 > 0:29:29With a time of 1:19 he springs into pole position.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33Wow! Some amazing performances in that Qualifier.
0:29:33 > 0:29:38This is what would happen if you brought back the best Total Wipeout competitors
0:29:38 > 0:29:43from across the whole series for, like, one big final competition...
0:29:43 > 0:29:47Oh, yeah, that's what this is, isn't it? Now I get it.
0:29:47 > 0:29:52Let's see which of today's veterans have made it through that super competitive Qualifier.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55Who's still in with a chance of trousering that ten grand
0:29:55 > 0:29:58prize and the ultimate accolade of series champion?
0:29:58 > 0:30:02Ed Scissorlegs stamps his name at the top of the table,
0:30:02 > 0:30:04with Junior Minister just six seconds slower.
0:30:04 > 0:30:08Adam Apple is knocked down to fourth, but it's still a fast time.
0:30:08 > 0:30:09In eighth it's Stretchy Nix
0:30:09 > 0:30:12squeezing just in front of the DI Danny,
0:30:12 > 0:30:17and 11th and 12th spots are Who's The Derrick and Precise Lee.
0:30:20 > 0:30:23So, the victorious 12 go forward,
0:30:23 > 0:30:27leaving us with the unvictorious six.
0:30:27 > 0:30:31But don't forget they are still heroes from past shows,
0:30:31 > 0:30:32just not this one.
0:30:32 > 0:30:35Time to say goodbye. Au revoir.
0:30:35 > 0:30:39Auf wiedersehen. Arrivederci. Adios.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41Tagliatelle.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44I don't know any more. Ciao!
0:30:44 > 0:30:46# Though it hurts to go away
0:30:46 > 0:30:49# It's impossible to stay
0:30:49 > 0:30:53# But there's one thing I must say before I go
0:30:54 > 0:30:59# I love you, you know
0:30:59 > 0:31:05# I'll be thinking of you in most everything I do
0:31:05 > 0:31:07# Your kisses for me
0:31:07 > 0:31:10# Save all your kisses for me
0:31:10 > 0:31:14# Bye bye, baby, bye bye
0:31:16 > 0:31:20# Don't cry, honey, don't cry
0:31:20 > 0:31:23# Gonna walk out the door
0:31:23 > 0:31:26# But I'll soon be back for more
0:31:26 > 0:31:29# Kisses for me, save all your... #
0:31:32 > 0:31:33Psst! Richard!
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Sorry, are we on?
0:31:35 > 0:31:41Right then, goodbye to them. Now, the remaining 12 face a deadly foe.
0:31:41 > 0:31:45Will they have learnt anything from last time? Let's hope not.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47It's time for Crash Mountain.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49Didn't I ask for a sandwich?
0:31:54 > 0:31:56Crash Mountain wouldn't be Crash Mountain
0:31:56 > 0:31:58without a thingy and a long bit.
0:31:58 > 0:32:02Look, one big red spoon, the thingy, slips round in one direction,
0:32:02 > 0:32:04while the sweeper arm, the long bit,
0:32:04 > 0:32:07complete with a swollen ball and blue discs
0:32:07 > 0:32:09tears round in the other direction.
0:32:09 > 0:32:14All our contestants have to do is get from one side of the road to the other.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16Put simply there's no road, no cars,
0:32:16 > 0:32:20no trucks, just the sweeper arm and the thingy,
0:32:20 > 0:32:23which, believe it or not, is not simple at all.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26The first five to make it go through to the next round.
0:32:27 > 0:32:31On podiums one, two and three are La Troya Jackson...
0:32:31 > 0:32:33- Eee-hee!- Adam Apple...
0:32:33 > 0:32:35Danny, you're a copper,
0:32:35 > 0:32:40but I'm gold and today you're going to go down, down, down, down, down.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43Lovely voice. And Ed Scissorlegs.
0:32:43 > 0:32:46Richard Hammond, if I get through this I'm coming to cut your hair.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48Right, everyone, push him off.
0:32:48 > 0:32:53On podiums four, five and six, are Colin The Irresistible,
0:32:53 > 0:32:55the ever eloquent Junior Minister...
0:32:55 > 0:32:58You lot better watch out because I'm...
0:32:58 > 0:32:59..and Chopper Brian.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02My mum's warned me about girls that dress like that.
0:33:02 > 0:33:06Your mum knows other girls who dress like that? Where did she meet them?
0:33:06 > 0:33:09On podiums seven, eight and nine are Stretchy Nix.
0:33:09 > 0:33:14All you boys better make some noise because you're not going to get past this gymnast.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16Gymnast doesn't rhyme with boys.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18Then there's Who's The Derrick.
0:33:18 > 0:33:21Look out, look out, the daddy's about!
0:33:21 > 0:33:22That's how to do a rhyme.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24And Crime Scene James.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27Finally, on 10, 11 and 12 it's DI Danny.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29Adam, you might be a greengrocer,
0:33:29 > 0:33:34- but today I'm going to crush your tomatoes.- That sounds nasty.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36Precise Lee and Cheerleader Andy.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39Watch Andy be king of the mountain.
0:33:39 > 0:33:44They've all beaten Crash Mountain once before, but not all of them will be so lucky this time around.
0:33:44 > 0:33:48Get ready for Crash Mountain, finalist style.
0:33:50 > 0:33:56Eleven fit boys, one fit girl, only five will qualify for the next round.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58The rest will crash and burn.
0:33:58 > 0:34:02Or should I say crash and splash? Are you ready?
0:34:02 > 0:34:06- Yes!- Champions were born ready. Three, two, one!
0:34:06 > 0:34:09So, the sweeper arm begins its mission
0:34:09 > 0:34:12to knock some finalists into the water.
0:34:12 > 0:34:17Chopper Brian makes an early bid and takes an early dip.
0:34:17 > 0:34:21DI Danny launches himself straight into the water. Oh, La Troya next.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24Like Michael Jackson, he's a crowd-pleaser.
0:34:24 > 0:34:30Who's the Derrick... Oh, he's the Derrick and he's wetter than before.
0:34:30 > 0:34:33Cheerleader Andy, nothing to cheer there.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36Adam Apple should have stayed where he was.
0:34:36 > 0:34:40Here's Junior Minister, he's elected for a cautious landing. He gets...
0:34:40 > 0:34:42Oh, he's got to get up, and he is...
0:34:42 > 0:34:45Oh, and a crushing defeat by the polls.
0:34:45 > 0:34:49Ed Scissorlegs goes for it. Oh, gets it completely wrong.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Chopper Brian's back for more
0:34:51 > 0:34:54and becomes the first finalist to defeat Crash Mountain.
0:34:54 > 0:34:58Once again our air sea rescue pilot is a master of speed, balance,
0:34:58 > 0:35:00control and pretty much everything.
0:35:00 > 0:35:05- Precise Lee again. Might he...- Lee! - Oh, not joining Brian.
0:35:05 > 0:35:09A little more precision needed at the mountain end there.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11Colin's first attempt, not good enough.
0:35:11 > 0:35:15Troy now throwing himself at the middle.
0:35:15 > 0:35:19Somehow he's hanging on and Brian pulls him to safety.
0:35:19 > 0:35:24The search and rescue pilot does a bit of rescuing on Crash Mountain
0:35:24 > 0:35:26and helps Troy into the next round.
0:35:26 > 0:35:29Danny, again, makes a charge. Unlucky.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31Is it just because they're champions
0:35:31 > 0:35:35- or do these wipeouts seem to be a lot more incredible?- Yeah, they are.
0:35:35 > 0:35:39Oh, a dainty step from Adam and a whopper hit from the arm.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41Crime Scene James sneaks on
0:35:41 > 0:35:43- and scampers all the way to the middle.- Oh!
0:35:43 > 0:35:48- Only two to go.- Safe so far are Chopper Brian, La Troya Jackson
0:35:48 > 0:35:53and Crime Scene James, but who will occupy those two remaining places?
0:35:53 > 0:35:55Will it be Who's The Derrick,
0:35:55 > 0:35:58DI Danny, Stretchy Nix, Cheerleader Andy,
0:35:58 > 0:36:01Colin The Irresistible, Adam Apple, Junior Minister,
0:36:01 > 0:36:03Precise Lee or Ed Scissorlegs?
0:36:05 > 0:36:08Look at that, a huge but unsuccessful leap
0:36:08 > 0:36:10from Junior Minister.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13These finalists, really going for it now. Stretchy Nix
0:36:13 > 0:36:14finally joins in the fun.
0:36:14 > 0:36:17Edging her way along.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20Dodging the arm. Oh, but couldn't dodge Adam!
0:36:20 > 0:36:22A champion pileup.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24What was he thinking?
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Both of their attempts derailed.
0:36:26 > 0:36:30I can't imagine Nix is very happy about that.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37Here's The Derrick dashing along the bridge, and he's on, too.
0:36:37 > 0:36:41- The daddy is through. - Only one more.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44Ed now fancies his chances, but he's down.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Here's Lee, big strides.
0:36:48 > 0:36:52And Lee picked precisely the right moment to run.
0:36:52 > 0:36:56He's through and the five Crash Mountaineers have been decided.
0:36:56 > 0:37:00Hug it out guys, hug it out.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02It never gets any easier this show, does it?
0:37:02 > 0:37:05Last time they were winners, now they're losers,
0:37:05 > 0:37:07but let's look on the bright side,
0:37:07 > 0:37:10at least they finally get to be in a goodbye montage.
0:37:17 > 0:37:20I've had an amazing Wipeout experience.
0:37:21 > 0:37:22And I've done the Big Red Balls!
0:37:22 > 0:37:24I got over them, one of the elite few
0:37:24 > 0:37:27that made it over the Big Red Balls.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30I'm really, really gutted,
0:37:30 > 0:37:35absolutely, because I touched the middle of the Crash Mountain twice,
0:37:35 > 0:37:36but these guys were quick
0:37:36 > 0:37:40and the game didn't last maybe more than two minutes or so.
0:37:42 > 0:37:45I'd like to see Troy win the £10,000.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47I think he's got a lot of determination
0:37:47 > 0:37:49and I think he'd be a good guy to win it.
0:37:49 > 0:37:52I knew from the first time I did that I wasn't the best on it,
0:37:52 > 0:37:54but at same time, I'm glad I've been there,
0:37:54 > 0:37:57I've been champion, I still am a champion.
0:37:59 > 0:38:03I want to see Derrick be knocked out next because he's already got
0:38:03 > 0:38:07ten grand unlike the others, so give someone else a go.
0:38:07 > 0:38:10Gutted. All I wanted to do was bring home the trophy
0:38:10 > 0:38:11and the ten grand, you know?
0:38:11 > 0:38:14And at the moment I'm just cold, wet and upset.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17I'm sad because I love the Dizzy Dummies
0:38:17 > 0:38:19and I did a fairly good job last time,
0:38:19 > 0:38:24so I'm just really disappointed that there won't be another girl. I let you down, girls!
0:38:28 > 0:38:32Now, as this is the final I thought I'd mix things up a bit so I've
0:38:32 > 0:38:36brought in a tombola to decide on what the next round will be.
0:38:36 > 0:38:39In here are various different round ideas,
0:38:39 > 0:38:41a game of poker, egg and spoon race,
0:38:41 > 0:38:4518 week long televised talent contest with a public phone vote.
0:38:45 > 0:38:47So, here goes, let's have a look.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49What are we going to get?
0:38:49 > 0:38:52No, it's Dizzy Dummies.
0:38:52 > 0:38:54I wasn't expecting that!
0:38:59 > 0:39:04So, the remaining five finalists are about to get strapped into
0:39:04 > 0:39:07that tiny fairground ride and whizzed for 40 seconds.
0:39:07 > 0:39:11Then, filled to the brim with dizziness, they must make their way
0:39:11 > 0:39:14on to the Revolving Roundabout and climb through the Devil's Prong.
0:39:14 > 0:39:17It's not me making these names up, honest.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20The Devil's Prong leads naturally to the Tippy Tables
0:39:20 > 0:39:23and last one across those is eliminated.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27Then it's the whole shebang all over again.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29This time with the doughnuts,
0:39:29 > 0:39:32so called because they're loaded with grease
0:39:32 > 0:39:34and very bad for your health.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37This will sort the champs from the not champs.
0:39:40 > 0:39:42There's only three places in the Wipeout Zone,
0:39:42 > 0:39:45so if they want to win it we're going to have to spin it.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48- It's Dizzy Dummies. Are you all ready?- No!
0:39:48 > 0:39:53Oh, well, we're going to spin it anyway. Three, two, one!
0:39:53 > 0:39:56Round and round they go.
0:39:56 > 0:39:59They may look funny, but for our contestants it's deadly serious.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02The stakes higher, the competition tougher.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06It's survival of the fittest and two must go.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08There's La Troya Jackson.
0:40:08 > 0:40:12Will the warehouse worker from Dundee do it for his son?
0:40:12 > 0:40:16Then there's Precise Lee.
0:40:16 > 0:40:19My family come first, but this time I'll come first for my family.
0:40:19 > 0:40:23Father of four from Omagh was the last through on Crash Mountain.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25Was that just a lucky break?
0:40:25 > 0:40:30Chopper Brian, looking a bit pale there.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33Pain is temporary, glory is forever!
0:40:33 > 0:40:35Not just a hero pilot,
0:40:35 > 0:40:39in his spare time he volunteers for the Snowdon Mountain Rescue.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41Crime Scene James.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43Some say this course is murder,
0:40:43 > 0:40:46but with me on the scene considered it case closed.
0:40:46 > 0:40:50The husband and father from the West Country is the youngest one here.
0:40:50 > 0:40:51Will that be to his advantage?
0:40:51 > 0:40:54And, finally, Who's The Derrick.
0:40:54 > 0:40:57I'm the daddy, the number one daddy!
0:40:57 > 0:41:01Father and grandfather and Total Wipeout's oldest ever winner.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03Can the Londoner keep up?
0:41:03 > 0:41:07It's a race and that means there has to be losers.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10There's the klaxon, which is the cue to go, go, go.
0:41:10 > 0:41:13Or in their case wobble, wobble, fall over.
0:41:13 > 0:41:15While everyone is de-dizzying,
0:41:15 > 0:41:19La Troya's off like a rocket and straight through the Prong.
0:41:20 > 0:41:24Lee's over, as is Derrick.
0:41:24 > 0:41:27La Troya readying himself for a run up the Tippy Tables.
0:41:27 > 0:41:29He's off and he's up.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31Oh, such control as he tips down.
0:41:31 > 0:41:35- An amazing example of a man focused on the trophy. He's across.- Eee-hee!
0:41:35 > 0:41:38Wow! Impressive table work there.
0:41:38 > 0:41:40So much is at stake and La Troya
0:41:40 > 0:41:44seems determined to fight his way through to the Wipeout Zone.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46Back now to the first Tippy Table
0:41:46 > 0:41:49and Brian and James don't want to be left out,
0:41:49 > 0:41:52but Brian's slipped, handing the lead to James.
0:41:52 > 0:41:56Brian's in the water, that could be very costly. James pushing on ahead.
0:41:56 > 0:42:00And he's just across, he's safe! The youngest seems to be the strongest.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03One of these guys won't make it.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06Oh, what's going on? Oh, what happened there?
0:42:06 > 0:42:09Derrick drags Brian down with him.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12He's not the daddy, he's the baddie.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16But Chopper Brian not hanging about.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18No, his eagerness has pulled Lee off.
0:42:18 > 0:42:23Blind panic setting in as no-one wants to be eliminated now.
0:42:23 > 0:42:26Who's The Baddie seizes the opportunity to make a clean break.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29Can Brian get aboard before the table tips?
0:42:29 > 0:42:32No, the table turns in Derrick's favour.
0:42:32 > 0:42:34A slower, steadier strategy has worked
0:42:34 > 0:42:38for the grandfather from London who just needs to hold it together now.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41Behind him Chopper Brian is on Derrick's tail
0:42:41 > 0:42:44and Brian's tilting the table away from Lee, very clever.
0:42:48 > 0:42:49And Derrick makes it.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52With Derrick safely through there's only one place left.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54It's not looking good for Lee
0:42:54 > 0:42:59as Chopper Brian is just one stride from safety. And, yes, he's done it.
0:42:59 > 0:43:01- Yes!- Brian is through.
0:43:03 > 0:43:07Which means Precise Lee has come a very, very long way
0:43:07 > 0:43:09for precisely nothing.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12The journey is over for the 36-year-old father
0:43:12 > 0:43:14from Northern Ireland.
0:43:14 > 0:43:16Oh, you're like hop-along Skippy!
0:43:16 > 0:43:18What's wrong, you're limping?
0:43:18 > 0:43:20Whenever I got on the first paddle,
0:43:20 > 0:43:22and then somebody must have jumped on
0:43:22 > 0:43:24and when I fell I just hurt my leg.
0:43:24 > 0:43:29Oh, no! So are you saying that someone has injured you and that's why you didn't get through?
0:43:29 > 0:43:31Oh, no, it's fair game. Not at all.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34- Best man won, so...- Are you really gutted that you haven't got through
0:43:34 > 0:43:35to the Wipeout Zone?
0:43:35 > 0:43:38Well, championship top five, I'm happy.
0:43:38 > 0:43:41So, now they are four. If they were animals
0:43:41 > 0:43:44the RSPCA would have stepped in by now,
0:43:44 > 0:43:47but they're not, so there.
0:43:47 > 0:43:50This time the Doughnuts will claim a victim. Who will it be?
0:43:52 > 0:43:55Here goes. Oh, staggering scenes.
0:43:55 > 0:43:57But the course is this way!
0:43:57 > 0:43:59It's over here. Never mind.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01It's almost as if they're dizzy.
0:44:03 > 0:44:06Chopper Brian not looking too chipper.
0:44:06 > 0:44:09Once again La Troya immune to the dizziness.
0:44:09 > 0:44:12Up and over the Devil's Prong in no time.
0:44:12 > 0:44:16Oh, they are so desperate for this, you can see it.
0:44:16 > 0:44:18Troy's determination is unbelievable.
0:44:18 > 0:44:22And temporary. If you've thought the Tippy Tables were slippery,
0:44:22 > 0:44:24you ain't seen nothing yet.
0:44:24 > 0:44:26Someone should put up a sign or something.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29Who's the Derrick opting for a face full of Doughnut.
0:44:29 > 0:44:30Everyone is desperate.
0:44:30 > 0:44:33Crime Scene James can't afford to hang back or that will happen.
0:44:33 > 0:44:37Troy barges in, but it's a desperate fight for those three places.
0:44:37 > 0:44:39Someone has to lose out.
0:44:39 > 0:44:42Oh, a little nudge from Troy and Derrick is in.
0:44:42 > 0:44:44I'm sure it was accidental.
0:44:44 > 0:44:45La Troya on to the third Doughnut,
0:44:45 > 0:44:49lunches for safety, he's off, but is clinging on. Haul yourself up.
0:44:49 > 0:44:54No, that long swim back to the start gives everyone else an advantage.
0:44:54 > 0:44:59Meanwhile, Chopper Brian's pulled out all the stops and he's across,
0:44:59 > 0:45:01into the Wipeout Zone.
0:45:01 > 0:45:03It looks like Crime Scene James
0:45:03 > 0:45:05has got an equal helping of determination.
0:45:05 > 0:45:09He's on to the third Doughnut. Derrick way behind.
0:45:09 > 0:45:12James goes for it and he's through. One place left.
0:45:12 > 0:45:15And a straightforward head to head now.
0:45:15 > 0:45:18Both Derrick and Troy have qualified before,
0:45:18 > 0:45:20but who wants it more this time?
0:45:20 > 0:45:23Oh, a pretty bad jump from our grandfather, there.
0:45:23 > 0:45:26Derrick nudging La Troya's Doughnut. Oh, cheeky!
0:45:26 > 0:45:30Derrick obviously hoping that if all else fails he can push him off.
0:45:30 > 0:45:33But Who's The Baddie can't even cheat when he needs to.
0:45:33 > 0:45:34Look at that!
0:45:34 > 0:45:36You can't hide, Derrick. We know it was you.
0:45:36 > 0:45:40Troy knows how important this is, he's taking ages,
0:45:40 > 0:45:42but he's safe and halfway there.
0:45:42 > 0:45:45Two more jumps and he's back in the champions' Wipeout Zone.
0:45:45 > 0:45:47One jump now.
0:45:47 > 0:45:50Oh, Derrick, staring defeat in the face
0:45:50 > 0:45:53and Troy is going to make his seven-year-old very proud.
0:45:53 > 0:45:57Daddy's made it to the Wipeout Zone for a second time.
0:45:57 > 0:46:01But that means it's the end of the road for recovery driver Derrick
0:46:01 > 0:46:05and his dream of being daddy of the Total Wipeout Champion of Champions.
0:46:05 > 0:46:06Unlucky.
0:46:08 > 0:46:11- Daddy!- Oh, Daddy's home.
0:46:11 > 0:46:14Listen, the daddy was playing a few childish games out there!
0:46:14 > 0:46:17- What, pushing the Doughnuts! - I've got to get myself moving.
0:46:17 > 0:46:19The daddy...
0:46:19 > 0:46:20Underwater, if you look...
0:46:20 > 0:46:22That's my excuse, I'm sticking by it.
0:46:22 > 0:46:27In actual fact you were almost across and Troy knocked you off.
0:46:27 > 0:46:30That's right, he did. Yeah, so, all's fair in love and war.
0:46:30 > 0:46:32- Good game. - You've been absolutely fantastic.
0:46:32 > 0:46:36You're the Mac Daddy, the Daddy Mac of all time. Well done.
0:46:38 > 0:46:42It really has been a case of survival of the fittest,
0:46:42 > 0:46:46and flukiest, and bounciest and least dizziest.
0:46:46 > 0:46:49Chopper Brian, Crime Scene James and La Troya Jackson
0:46:49 > 0:46:51are about to tackle the Wipeout Zone,
0:46:51 > 0:46:54all of them one step closer to £10,000
0:46:54 > 0:46:57and that coveted title of Champion of Champions.
0:46:57 > 0:47:01All that's left is a small and piffling obstacle course.
0:47:09 > 0:47:10I've really surprised myself.
0:47:10 > 0:47:14I think genuinely I've been quite shocked the whole way through.
0:47:14 > 0:47:15It feels out of this world.
0:47:15 > 0:47:18I'm over the moon. I'm just glad to be back here.
0:47:18 > 0:47:19It's been a hard slog,
0:47:19 > 0:47:22but I am really pleased to be back here again.
0:47:22 > 0:47:27Before I came into Total Wipeout originally I don't think I had much self belief.
0:47:27 > 0:47:30I just suddenly realised that actually, yeah, I am OK,
0:47:30 > 0:47:33I am quite good and my confidence has just skyrocketed.
0:47:35 > 0:47:38If I should win tonight and call my seven-year-old son, Jordan,
0:47:38 > 0:47:41and say, "Daddy just won Total Wipeout,"
0:47:41 > 0:47:45Jordan would be like the king of his class because his daddy won
0:47:45 > 0:47:47Total Wipeout Champion of Champion.
0:47:47 > 0:47:49The second time round in the Wipeout Zone
0:47:49 > 0:47:51I really want to put right some wrongs
0:47:51 > 0:47:53that went wrong for me last time.
0:47:53 > 0:47:55A simple slip, a stupid mistake and that's it,
0:47:55 > 0:47:59game over for you, so everything's got to come together on the night.
0:47:59 > 0:48:03Troy wants this big time. I think he's got more focus than a digital camera.
0:48:03 > 0:48:06Looking at him, Troy is going to be the competition.
0:48:06 > 0:48:08He's just a strong, strong big lad.
0:48:08 > 0:48:11Brian, you're going down. Tonight, the trophy's mine.
0:48:11 > 0:48:14I so, so want to be crowned Champion of Champions tonight.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17I'm the sort of person that if I enter a competition,
0:48:17 > 0:48:19I enter to win and this is the title to have.
0:48:19 > 0:48:23I've got it in me to win it and I'm in it and I'm here to win it.
0:48:32 > 0:48:35Three of Total Wipeout's toughest contestants
0:48:35 > 0:48:38have made it through to the Wipeout Zone.
0:48:38 > 0:48:43Who will win the battle and claim the title the Champion of Champions?
0:48:43 > 0:48:46This is what our finalists will have to face today.
0:48:46 > 0:48:49They'll give their worth, it's Killer Surf.
0:48:49 > 0:48:53One final time, it's the Rapid Climb.
0:48:53 > 0:48:59Harder than it seems, it's the Balance Beam.
0:48:59 > 0:49:02By this point they'll be weaker, it's the Crazy Sweeper.
0:49:02 > 0:49:06I've lost my rhyming dictionary. It's the Tarzan Swing.
0:49:09 > 0:49:13And no rhyme needed for the clock, it's the clock stopping button.
0:49:18 > 0:49:23Troy, James and Brian, they're back, they're bad, they're ready for
0:49:23 > 0:49:27action, they've been here before, the question is, can they do it?
0:49:27 > 0:49:32It's the final Wipeout Zone and the first to go tonight is Troy.
0:49:32 > 0:49:35Well, he dances like the King Of Pop,
0:49:35 > 0:49:38but can he become King Of The Wipeout Zone?
0:49:38 > 0:49:42Troy is in the house, the big one.
0:49:42 > 0:49:43Eee-hee!
0:49:44 > 0:49:46Our first contestant is off.
0:49:48 > 0:49:52Troy has already overbalanced and goes head first into the water.
0:49:54 > 0:49:56Oh, that's a tough start.
0:49:56 > 0:49:59Now he doesn't know which way to go.
0:49:59 > 0:50:01Disastrous.
0:50:01 > 0:50:05Who comes out of their bubble before they land in the water?
0:50:05 > 0:50:08As always, when Troy gets up onto the Rapid Climb
0:50:08 > 0:50:11he has ten seconds before the tidal wave is released.
0:50:11 > 0:50:15The quicker he gets to the top the easier it'll be.
0:50:16 > 0:50:19Both feet are on, the countdown begins.
0:50:19 > 0:50:24But Troy comfortably beating the wave. Amazing work.
0:50:24 > 0:50:28And the crowd love it. No doubting that Troy is determined.
0:50:28 > 0:50:31Troy was the fastest on today's Qualifier
0:50:31 > 0:50:33so expect him to set the pace.
0:50:33 > 0:50:35Looking good so far.
0:50:35 > 0:50:37He's doing really well.
0:50:37 > 0:50:40Yes, I concur, Amanda.
0:50:40 > 0:50:43Troy will want to beat the Crazy Sweeper this time round.
0:50:43 > 0:50:49It seems safe, but now Troy has to time this bit just right.
0:50:49 > 0:50:52Oh, this is looking much better. He should be clear.
0:50:52 > 0:50:57Oh, no, no! Troy just slips in at the last moment.
0:50:57 > 0:51:01Normally Troy might be able to get away with that error and still win,
0:51:01 > 0:51:04but this is the Champion Of Champions today.
0:51:04 > 0:51:05He's made a quick recovery.
0:51:05 > 0:51:09Troy's time is still a good one as long as he doesn't slip up again.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11Here goes Troy.
0:51:11 > 0:51:14Oh, no, I can't believe it, holding on for dear life.
0:51:14 > 0:51:16Come on, Troy! Oh, no!
0:51:16 > 0:51:18Oh, butterfingers!
0:51:20 > 0:51:23He lands, but he couldn't hold on.
0:51:23 > 0:51:26He couldn't afford to waste too much time struggling.
0:51:26 > 0:51:29So it's back on to the turntable.
0:51:29 > 0:51:32Just one more leap to go.
0:51:32 > 0:51:34And there it is.
0:51:34 > 0:51:37La Troya smashes his previous time by 45 seconds,
0:51:37 > 0:51:39but will it be enough to win today?
0:51:39 > 0:51:42Over to Amanda to tell him how he did.
0:51:42 > 0:51:46I tell you what, you have moonwalked, you have chamoned, you've tee-heed
0:51:46 > 0:51:52your way through this day to an extremely respectable 2:00.
0:51:52 > 0:51:54Eee-hee!
0:51:54 > 0:51:55You know the drill.
0:51:55 > 0:52:00James is next, but you're the one to beat, let's watch.
0:52:03 > 0:52:05It's crime scene James.
0:52:07 > 0:52:11It's time to watch this CSI fly.
0:52:11 > 0:52:15Your 29-year-old crime scene investigator is off.
0:52:15 > 0:52:18And he's certainly flying.
0:52:18 > 0:52:21And the battle begins.
0:52:21 > 0:52:24At least James has landed the right way up.
0:52:24 > 0:52:25Swimming quickly to the Rapid Climb.
0:52:25 > 0:52:28Can he beat the wave this time?
0:52:28 > 0:52:30It's a strong start.
0:52:30 > 0:52:32James wants this win.
0:52:34 > 0:52:36The countdown has begun.
0:52:36 > 0:52:38But so has James' fast ascent!
0:52:38 > 0:52:41Oh, a slight slip, but he's not giving up.
0:52:41 > 0:52:44It's getting close to the wire, that tidal wave is due any second.
0:52:44 > 0:52:47He's just missed it! Not as fast as Troy,
0:52:47 > 0:52:50but a marked improvement on last time.
0:52:53 > 0:52:55Taking to the Beam, slow and steady now,
0:52:55 > 0:52:59which is only a good plan if he doesn't put a foot wrong.
0:52:59 > 0:53:02Remember that last time he made three fatal mistakes,
0:53:02 > 0:53:04so clearly being careful this time.
0:53:04 > 0:53:07He's safe. Now time for him to meet his old enemy.
0:53:07 > 0:53:09It's already one nil to the Sweeper.
0:53:09 > 0:53:11Can James even up the score?
0:53:11 > 0:53:13That's close already.
0:53:13 > 0:53:16Makes a dash for it, but it's catching him up.
0:53:16 > 0:53:19And he ducks to safety.
0:53:19 > 0:53:25James seems to have lost his momentum. Come on, James, get up.
0:53:25 > 0:53:29He's off. He makes it to the podiums. Oh, no!
0:53:29 > 0:53:31The Crazy Sweeper wins again.
0:53:31 > 0:53:34Good news for Troy, who's still in with a chance.
0:53:34 > 0:53:37James just didn't gather enough speed
0:53:37 > 0:53:40to avoid the giant spinning arm.
0:53:40 > 0:53:44That's what I call being swept off your feet.
0:53:44 > 0:53:48Just a swing and a jump left. There's a lot riding on this.
0:53:48 > 0:53:52He could still beat Troy as long as the swing and the land are perfect.
0:53:52 > 0:53:54Let's hope he's been practising.
0:53:54 > 0:53:56Looking good.
0:53:56 > 0:53:58Oh, very good.
0:53:58 > 0:54:03This is close. What's he doing on the floor now? Hurry up!
0:54:03 > 0:54:04Oh, it's a photo finish.
0:54:04 > 0:54:081:58 which puts James in the lead.
0:54:08 > 0:54:11Over to Amanda to break the news.
0:54:11 > 0:54:13I've got to tell you, put you out of your misery,
0:54:13 > 0:54:15it's been a fantastic final so far.
0:54:15 > 0:54:20Troy was really, really fast tonight. Guys, there was two seconds in it.
0:54:20 > 0:54:23You were runner-up last time, you might get the chance
0:54:23 > 0:54:26to be the champion tonight because you were faster than Troy.
0:54:26 > 0:54:30I'm sorry, Troy, you're out.
0:54:30 > 0:54:35You know what this means? Yours is the time to beat, but Brian is next and he's a fantastic contestant.
0:54:35 > 0:54:38He is, he is awesome. He's a force to be reckoned with
0:54:38 > 0:54:41so fingers crossed he doesn't do so well.
0:54:41 > 0:54:43- Well, let's watch the force. - Let's see.
0:54:50 > 0:54:54The things I do to get my wife a new bathroom.
0:54:54 > 0:54:56This one's for you, Cath!
0:54:56 > 0:54:59Our last finalist begins his descent.
0:54:59 > 0:55:05Bathroom had better be worth it. And Chopper Brian's challenge begins.
0:55:05 > 0:55:09Will he become the first to be knocked off the Rapid Climb today?
0:55:11 > 0:55:14Oh, he's disappeared. Someone call air and sea rescue.
0:55:14 > 0:55:16- Where has he gone?- There he is.
0:55:18 > 0:55:21Seems to be struggling to pull himself on to his feet,
0:55:21 > 0:55:22but he's there.
0:55:22 > 0:55:24Both feet are on, the timer has begun.
0:55:24 > 0:55:26It looks like Chopper Brian
0:55:26 > 0:55:28won't be meeting that tidal wave any time soon.
0:55:28 > 0:55:31Look at him go! The Balance Beam is next.
0:55:31 > 0:55:34Now, he definitely can't afford to make any mistakes.
0:55:34 > 0:55:36One slip and Brian's wife
0:55:36 > 0:55:39may as well throw out the bathroom fittings catalogue.
0:55:39 > 0:55:41But this is fast.
0:55:41 > 0:55:46Now Brian faces his worst nightmare, the Crazy Sweeper.
0:55:46 > 0:55:51So this time he waits for his moment, and he's going for it!
0:55:51 > 0:55:53No, no, it's happening again.
0:55:53 > 0:55:55A very lucky escape.
0:55:55 > 0:55:58And he's tearing round now. Oh, no, he's gone, he's gone!
0:55:58 > 0:56:01And that might have lost him the Champion of Champions.
0:56:01 > 0:56:04OK, take your time, take your time.
0:56:04 > 0:56:09What I suspect was meant to be a dive and a duck ended up as a fall.
0:56:09 > 0:56:12Luckily for Brian he's a fast swimmer,
0:56:12 > 0:56:15so he is still in with a chance. Up the ladder.
0:56:15 > 0:56:18There's only seconds keeping him ahead of Crime Scene James.
0:56:18 > 0:56:20This is going to be a close finish.
0:56:20 > 0:56:23Get this right and it could win him the title.
0:56:23 > 0:56:24The Tarzan Swing.
0:56:27 > 0:56:29It's a good swing and a perfect landing.
0:56:29 > 0:56:32One more jump for £10,000.
0:56:32 > 0:56:35And Brian knocks ten seconds off CSI James' time,
0:56:35 > 0:56:40making Chopper Brian the Total Wipeout Champion of Champions.
0:56:40 > 0:56:43It was a nailbiting run from Chopper Brian
0:56:43 > 0:56:46who only made one mistake, but it was a big one.
0:56:46 > 0:56:48Luckily he made an incredible recovery
0:56:48 > 0:56:51and thoroughly deserves his trophy.
0:56:51 > 0:56:54Time for Amanda to break the good news.
0:56:54 > 0:56:57James has had a fantastic run tonight.
0:56:57 > 0:56:59It's been the most incredible final.
0:56:59 > 0:57:02You're both absolutely brilliant.
0:57:02 > 0:57:05You wanted to right the wrongs that you made the last time and you have!
0:57:05 > 0:57:09- No!- You are the Champion Of Champions. Brian, congratulations!
0:57:09 > 0:57:13Hard luck, James. Well, done!
0:57:13 > 0:57:18Great! Yes, Cath, you've got your bathroom!
0:57:18 > 0:57:22So Brian Wills, an RAF search and rescue instructor from Llanberis
0:57:22 > 0:57:26is crowned the Total Wipeout Champion of Champions,
0:57:26 > 0:57:30which presumably qualifies him for the Champion of Champions
0:57:30 > 0:57:33of Champions show which we'll be doing in 17 years' time.
0:57:35 > 0:57:37As well as getting his wife a new bathroom,
0:57:37 > 0:57:41Brian plans to use his £10,000 prize to climb Everest.
0:57:41 > 0:57:44He can make a little path of £10 notes up the side of it.
0:57:44 > 0:57:47Well, done to all of today's competitors.
0:57:47 > 0:57:49To take on Total Wipeout once proves you're tough.
0:57:49 > 0:57:52To attempt it twice proves you're...
0:57:52 > 0:57:54Well, mad. So, that's it.
0:57:54 > 0:57:58Until the next time, from Amanda and from me it's goodnight.
0:57:58 > 0:58:01If you want to take part in the next series of Total Wipeout
0:58:01 > 0:58:03you could be seeing new things,
0:58:04 > 0:58:08making new friends,
0:58:08 > 0:58:12buying new clothes!
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0:58:16 > 0:58:18..and fill out an application form.
0:58:18 > 0:58:20Your country needs you...
0:58:20 > 0:58:21to laugh at.
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