0:00:02 > 0:00:04Buenos Aires, to the right of Chile.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Slightly below Uruguay.
0:00:06 > 0:00:107,000 miles from home, give or take a mile.
0:00:10 > 0:00:1420 plucky Brits, including a cheerleader, a vet and a children's
0:00:14 > 0:00:17entertainer have all lost their luggage on their way
0:00:17 > 0:00:21to tackling the greatest obstacle course in the world.
0:00:21 > 0:00:22One will be victorious.
0:00:22 > 0:00:2819 just won't. Let the games begin.
0:00:28 > 0:00:33Welcome to Total Wipeout. Today, 20 competitors face a challenge that's
0:00:33 > 0:00:38so difficult, so tough, it would be impossible to put into words,
0:00:38 > 0:00:40although technically, that is my job.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43So I should try.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Um, yes, it's a stupid obstacle course.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48They have to cross a stupid obstacle course.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52So what will they be facing on this so-called stupid obstacle course?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54That's mine, I thought of that.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57The Qualifier. Tough.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Crashmantic. Really tough.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Dizzy Dummies, even tougher than what I said just then.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06And the Wipeout Zone, so tough you can just ignore the other
0:01:06 > 0:01:09times I used the word tough to describe something tough.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12It's time to go to the top of the course and meet the first victim -
0:01:12 > 0:01:16I mean competitor. I'm kidding - victim.
0:01:16 > 0:01:22With them is a woman with the smile of an angel and a heart of a mafia hitman. It's Amanda Byram.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30I'm joined now at the top of the course by Rory from Tiverton whose
0:01:30 > 0:01:35job lends itself to the Total Wipeout course. Rory, what is it you do?
0:01:35 > 0:01:37I build playgrounds for a living.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40My whole life is swings and roundabouts so this should be
0:01:40 > 0:01:43a doddle for me, an absolute easy walk in the park.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Hi, my name's Rory, and I'm going to roar around this course.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Roar!- Meow.
0:01:49 > 0:01:54So a very confident Rory sets off, but what will he be facing first?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00In the last series, the Walk of Shame proved such a hit,
0:02:00 > 0:02:03and I mean that literally, with the contestants,
0:02:03 > 0:02:07that Eduardo has brought it back and this time he's super-sized it.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10So introducing the Super Walk of Shame.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14It's basically the same, but tall.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18So Rory is the first to try it out.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19One small step for man,
0:02:19 > 0:02:23one giant leap into the swimming pool, I imagine.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Ooh! Yeah, it's just further to fall, really.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30The Super Walk of Shame does what it says on the tin.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31It's not as easy as it looks.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33It doesn't actually look easy, anyway.
0:02:33 > 0:02:38Can Rory use his skills as a builder of adventure playgrounds
0:02:38 > 0:02:41to get the better of this obstacle the second time around? No.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43No, but he did it more quickly into the water.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Straightaway. Now on to the Sucker Punch.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49I doubt Rory has ever made one of these for a playground.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Well, I hope not, anyway. There'd be complaints.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Ooh! He's doing well, though.
0:02:55 > 0:03:01Riding those punches. No! Not that one. That was a hit.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Now, that's a face plant if ever I saw one.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Yeah, you said it, Amanda, classic face plant.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10He turns, oh, that's anticipated, it's perfect.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13That is class.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Next up, it's the Big Balls.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19He's using the railing, I don't think he can see anything through that mud mask.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Just as well, because above his head is Mr Motivator himself,
0:03:23 > 0:03:26200 pounds of precision padded foam,
0:03:26 > 0:03:31designed exclusively to "hurry" the more hesitant competitors.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34I like to think of it more as a heat-seeking ditherer destroyer.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Here we go, he's poised and ready.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Oh, he blindly leaps onto the first ball, he has no idea where he is.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Oh, he's balanced.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Rory could just turn out to be the first person
0:03:44 > 0:03:47to cross the balls this series. I know, Amanda.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Check out his balance!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52This is looking very good for Rory, what a leap!
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Maybe I should have waited
0:03:53 > 0:03:56until he was on the third ball before hyping him up.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59I anticipated it a bit.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Well, he may not leave his mark on the Qualifier,
0:04:02 > 0:04:04but he's left a perfect Rory-shaped mark on that ball.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09So Rory climbs the ladder as he faces another new obstacle.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15It's a tightrope.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19But not just a tightrope. Oh, no, there's more to it than that.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21What do you mean - no?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24There isn't...it is just... it is literally...OK.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Bit cheap. I'll give it to you - it is just a rope.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Obviously, if we have tightrope walkers on,
0:04:31 > 0:04:33they'll find this bit easy.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Rory's got vision back now as he gets onto the rope.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Test of balance and arm strength here.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41He's looking steady. Ridiculous, but steady.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Will it be a roaring success? - Thank you, that'll be a pun.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49He's the first person to try it, but I think he's going to make it.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50And he has!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- He has.- He's done it! Come on!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55No surprise, then, it is just a rope.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Should have spent more money on that.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Anyway, roaring Rory finishes in 3:50.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Next on the Qualifier are girlfriend and boyfriend Sarah and Andy
0:05:04 > 0:05:07from Glasgow, who are both cheerleaders.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- We are ready.- I like this.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11They're in time and everything.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I'd book those to to come and do cheerleading for me
0:05:14 > 0:05:16whenever I've got... cheers that need...leading.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- Oh, yes.- Who's the boss, then?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Oh, me. I'm the boss of us, I'm the boss of the squad,
0:05:21 > 0:05:23I just run everything.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24She likes to think she's the boss.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28I let her think that just so she doesn't have a tantrum.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29You tell everyone what to do, then?
0:05:29 > 0:05:33No, my silences and my looks usually do it for me, so...
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Show me the look.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36I'm scared!
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Clear who wears the trousers in that relationship.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42I just don't want the house next to theirs when they're practicing.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45It's Sarah next onto the Super Walk of Shame.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46And, yep...ooh!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49I can do this cheerleading thing.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Give me an O! Give me a U!
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Do you see where I'm going?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Ouch. Oh!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Right, can boyfriend Andy do any better?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Sarah wears the trousers.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Andy's got to wear those bad shorts as a result, it would seem.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Come on, Andy, are you on or off?
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Give me an S for stuck.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Oh, no, he's not.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Onto the Sucker Punch now.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16Living with Sarah, probably used to dodging the odd punch, allegedly.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Oh. No.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Trouserless Andy isn't doing that well right now.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23That did seem like an extra-hard punch.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Who's controlling the fist today? Hey.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Back to trouser-wearing Sarah who's on to the big balls now.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34This competition is heating up. She's off...
0:06:34 > 0:06:38she's really off and avoiding both the Motivator
0:06:38 > 0:06:40and getting any further along the balls.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Watch this!- Trouserless Andy's turn.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Good jump, might put him ahead of Sarah.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46- Oh!- Ahrg!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48It was. But then in the water.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52I didn't know he was a contortionist, I thought he was a cheerleader.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56# I hurt myself today... #
0:06:56 > 0:06:57I think his body had stopped,
0:06:57 > 0:07:01but his legs just weren't giving up, were they? They carried on.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Right, it's neck and neck here,
0:07:02 > 0:07:06but Andy's life won't be worth living if he beats Sarah.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Think carefully.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Here we go. - The all-important tightrope.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12It's not just pride that hangs in the balance here.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17Or dignity, obviously there's none.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Trouser-wearing Sarah has slipped
0:07:19 > 0:07:22and gone and wet her metaphorical trousers.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Easy peasy!- Which means if Andy can just get across,
0:07:25 > 0:07:27he's surely got this in the bag.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30If I were him, I think I'd lose this on purpose right now. He has.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Come on, at least make it look like you were trying!
0:07:33 > 0:07:34You just threw it away!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37You looked like you were too scared to beat her.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38You probably were.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42OK, both of them finished looking pleased with themselves,
0:07:42 > 0:07:45but that's about to change because the results are in.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Yeah!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49The person who was faster was...
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- Andy.- Yes!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Oh, you're gutted! Look at you!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, well.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Meet 30-year-old Vestalia who has a heart of gold on her shirt,
0:08:05 > 0:08:08and in her spare time is a bell-ringer.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Pull the other one. I did a bell pun! I'm sorry.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16I'm going to win this race with an elegant face,
0:08:16 > 0:08:19not a hair out of place, yes!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Yeah. Now that's what we call
0:08:22 > 0:08:24tempting fate. Good luck!
0:08:24 > 0:08:29Right, Vestalia, down the slope. I can't remember what they're called.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33It is the Superb...the Super Things Walkway...I don't know.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36She's on them, that's the main thing.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Oh.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Not so elegant, Vestalia.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Vestalia moves onto the Big Red Balls
0:08:44 > 0:08:47and hopefully she'll try to be a bit more graceful here.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Remember the Motivator waiting.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51But I'm sure she'll get a move on.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53For whom the bell tolls.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Oh, no!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58That is unbelievable!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01The Motivator has struck for the first time.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Finally! All those pesos blown on red foam and sandbags
0:09:04 > 0:09:06now seem worth it.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10# He touched me He looked at and me and stared
0:09:10 > 0:09:12# As he bumped me... #
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Oh, what a machine!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16I imagine that probably hurts.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19# He knocked me off my feet... #
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Yeah, ha! This is fun!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25# When he nudged me...
0:09:26 > 0:09:31# ..Yes, it hit me Just like a ton of bricks. #
0:09:31 > 0:09:33It does rather beg the question -
0:09:33 > 0:09:36will that be the only time the Motivator strikes today?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39From the bottom of my heart, I sincerely hope not.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42# I can hear the bell... #
0:09:42 > 0:09:47Now it's on to the tightrope, which a bell-ringer should find easy.
0:09:48 > 0:09:53# Everybody says that a girl who looks like me... #
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Come on, you can do...you can't.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57She's dropped a clanger. Another pun. Sorry.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01I would like to apologise for the amount of replays shown when
0:10:01 > 0:10:06The Motivator brutally hit poor innocent unsuspecting Vestalia.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10There'll be no more, honestly. No more replays, it would be too cruel.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12No more. After this one.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14# He knocked me off my feet... #
0:10:14 > 0:10:18God that is just magnificent, it's...
0:10:18 > 0:10:23sorry, where were we? Yes, um let's move on. Sorry.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Here are two people with a lot to say for themselves.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29First, 26-year-old Mel who's a personal trainer.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Total Wipeout, are you ready? Because Mel's going to give you hell.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Then there's 51-year-old Victor
0:10:35 > 0:10:39who is a justice of the peace and today's oldest competitor.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43I took by the throat the circumcised dog.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Putting Croydon on the map!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Oh, yeah, he's doing the funky judge. Silence in court.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51A-ha! Right, he's off. This is very quick.
0:10:51 > 0:10:56Oh, my lord, he's the first one to make it across the Super what-you...
0:10:56 > 0:10:59and he's done it again.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01No! Oh! Uh-oh.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Your bits will have come off, I suspect, there.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Victor judged it quite poorly. Can motormouth Mel get across as well?
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Here we go. No, she can't.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11She's fallen in.
0:11:11 > 0:11:16It is a long way. Right, the funky judge attempting the Big Red Balls.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Oh! Oh!
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Order in the court.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20He very nearly brushed the fourth one.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22That was the best so far today, I'd say.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25# I don't care if I die... #
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Points for style. His wig would have come off
0:11:28 > 0:11:30had he chosen to wear it today.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Who will have the last word between these two?
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Oh, those arm muscles are going to come in handy here, Mel.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41You will need them, but perhaps some coordination as well would be handy.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Yeah, you can use those arms to swim to the podium.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Look at her go. Yeah, that strength coming in handy.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Right, funky judge has retired to his chamber,
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- managing the Qualifier in just under three minutes.- Yes!
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Motormouth Mel wraps this one up in 2:21
0:11:57 > 0:12:01and takes a well deserved rest, that's a strong time.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05So that blistering run puts Motormouth Mel in first place
0:12:05 > 0:12:07with the funky judge Victor in second.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Trouserless Andy is in third.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Vestalia is in fifth. Stop it!
0:12:13 > 0:12:17And trouser-wearing Sarah limps into sixth.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21But with plenty more competitors to come, that can all change.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26It's a little-known fact that Total Wipeout is filmed in Argentina.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Now, there are three good reasons for that.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32The steaks are excellent, the wine is superb.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34That's two, what's the third?
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Um...oh, yeah, there are no health and safety officers.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40That is, until now.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43So I'm joined now at the top of the Qualifier by Bob from Cornwall who is
0:12:43 > 0:12:48a health and safety officer. Bob, have you spotted anything hazardous out there?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50There seems to be a couple of work at height issues.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53What do you mean, Bob?
0:12:53 > 0:12:54A couple of slips and trips.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Oh, come on, this is nitpicking.
0:12:58 > 0:13:03The mud, the bio problems with that could be quite large, yeah.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05You've got a point with that one, actually.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07There's no defence.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Health and safety Bob beginning his inspection.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13We're going to put a railing on this ramp, Bob, don't worry.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15That one's passed, that one's passed,
0:13:15 > 0:13:18that one's - oh, no! That one failed, look.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20We'll attend to that, Bob, don't worry.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23# Highway to the danger zone... #
0:13:23 > 0:13:25That mallet above your head, purely for decoration.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Onto the first ball now.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Keep the back straight and lift with the knees, Bob, lift with the knees.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Oh, yes, not the greatest effort,
0:13:39 > 0:13:41I've got to say, but a very safe fall.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Well done, Bob, well done.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Onto the tightrope,
0:13:44 > 0:13:47giving this a rigorous vibration test.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Really wants to give this a kind mark.
0:13:49 > 0:13:54Sorry it isn't fluorescent, that would have helped, I'm sure.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Whole lot of shaking going on... #
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Testing, testing, looking good. Needs a bit more testing.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Is it the rope wobbling or Bob's legs?
0:14:02 > 0:14:07I don't know. Maybe this is just a safe approach.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11No. It's not worked.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15OK. Bob completes the Qualifier in 4:40,
0:14:15 > 0:14:19making his progression into the next round a very unsafe bet.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Hey, no bombing!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Health and safety Bob said we'd get the results
0:14:24 > 0:14:26of his investigation in a couple of months.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28So I doubt there'll be another series.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Tell John Craven I've changed my mind.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Countryfile, I'll do it, I've got a coat.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35So while we're still on air - are we still on?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37OK, let's meet the next set of contestants.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Simon is a friendly scout leader, Kenny works in a museum teaching
0:14:41 > 0:14:44science and Paul is a children's entertainer.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48These guys seem like perfect examples for the next generation.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Ging gang gooly gooly gooly!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54I blow things up.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58It's just not looking good for the kids. I've never felt so mis-sold.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Right, Paul the clown is off.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03I should mention one of those pillars is broken.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05That one there, that fellow in the middle.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09Still, for a children's entertainer, Paul is very entertaining.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11I'd book him.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Watch me explode.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13And he has, so we'll move on.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Oh, he's back.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Can exploding Kenny make it across the Super Walk of Shame?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Can he? No, he can't.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Scoutmaster Simon is away.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Good start, this. End of the ramp,
0:15:25 > 0:15:29onto the Super Walk... oh, yes!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34No, no!
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Scoutmaster Simon hoping to get
0:15:37 > 0:15:40his jumping-over-the-Big-Red-Balls badge here.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44And not a chance, no, not with that, no.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Exploding Kenny has created a formula to help him
0:15:47 > 0:15:48across the balls.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Weight x mass - velocity squared
0:15:51 > 0:15:54= big muddy patch on the ball.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Hoping Kenny doesn't also teach swimming,
0:15:57 > 0:15:59because that's not working.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02No time for clowning around here as Paul heads to the Balls.
0:16:02 > 0:16:07One, two, three, this is looking good.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Paul could be our first competitor this series to cross the balls.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I hyped up Rory too early last time,
0:16:12 > 0:16:14I'm not going to get excited too soon.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Nice cup of tea. Oh.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Wa-hoo!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Oh, yes, he did!
0:16:22 > 0:16:25He did it! For the first time this series,
0:16:25 > 0:16:27somebody has crossed the Big Red Balls,
0:16:27 > 0:16:30and I've spilt my tea. Oh, God.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Right, straight on to the rope.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Surely he's not going to get across here too.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37He's making this look easy. What is this man made of?!
0:16:37 > 0:16:42Well, it's a fantastic performance and the fastest time so far
0:16:42 > 0:16:46- and probably ever, of 2:18. - Big Red Balls. No problem.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Let's see how the other two finish.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Hot on his heels, exploding Kenny... - Come on!
0:16:52 > 0:16:54..and then scout leader Simon.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Remember, kids, the most important lesson of all,
0:16:57 > 0:17:00victory or defeat, always be gracious.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03That's gracious spittle flailing from his mouth.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07This is 33-year-old Yudi, a marketing executive with a point to prove.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11I've just come out of a long relationship and a quite competitive
0:17:11 > 0:17:14relationship and he always said I'd never be able to do it.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17He didn't think you could do it. You're here, he's not.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21Yeah, he's at home on the sofa, I'm in Argentina.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24What is a competitive relationship? I've never had one.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27OK, you go, girl! Newly single Yudi is about to show her
0:17:27 > 0:17:28ex-boyfriend she's so over him
0:17:28 > 0:17:31and over that podium and into the water.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35# I'm going to wash that man right out of my hair... #
0:17:35 > 0:17:38She came here with a broken heart, she leaves with a broken... no, she's fine.
0:17:38 > 0:17:43Right, 23-year-old Sam is also coming to terms with a tough break-up,
0:17:43 > 0:17:45the break-up of S Club 7.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49# S Club...There ain't no party like an S Club party... #
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- You love them.- Yeah. - But they're not together anymore.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55They're together in my heart, that's all that matters.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59There ain't no party like a S Club party, and I'm their biggest fan!
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Where do these people come from? And how do I stay away from them?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07So, Sam is hoping to inspire an S Club 7 reunion
0:18:07 > 0:18:09with a successful performance here.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11That's not going to help.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Come on, Sam, do this for Bradley, Tina and...
0:18:14 > 0:18:15the other ones, whoever they were.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Roland, Keith...
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- Yeah, that's them Amanda. - Benny, Bjorn...
0:18:21 > 0:18:22You're just making noises.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25He's on the way, I hope he doesn't get hit.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29I fear he may snap.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Right in the S Club 7s.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Back to Yudi again, who's loitering at the Big Balls.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39The Motivator won't like that.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42There it goes, and there she goes as well, a lucky miss.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45# We've got to all stick together
0:18:45 > 0:18:48# Good friends are there for each other
0:18:48 > 0:18:51# Never, ever forget that
0:18:51 > 0:18:56# I got you and you got me... #
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Look he's doing it, he actually did reach for the stars there.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01And then fell in the water.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04S Club Sam goes on to finish in 3:08.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Might not reunite S Club 7,
0:19:05 > 0:19:08but it's still a good time in the Qualifier. Well done.
0:19:08 > 0:19:14Yudi's still going. Still proving that point to her ex on the sofa.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Just the rope now between her and total revenge.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21They say revenge is a dish best served cold...
0:19:21 > 0:19:22and maybe a little bit wet.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Yudi finishes in under three minutes, which is a good time,
0:19:25 > 0:19:27as well as a point proved to the ex.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29# I'm going to wash that man right out of my hair... #
0:19:29 > 0:19:34Next to tackle the Qualifier is Molly who works in a cheese factory.
0:19:34 > 0:19:40I work in a cheese factory and I'm going to cheese you all off by getting the fastest time!
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Does anyone speak cheese, as I have no idea?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Oh, my God, oh, my God! - All right, calm down, dear.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47I'm absolutely not going to fall into the trap
0:19:47 > 0:19:50of making any cheesy puns here. None.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Cheddar luck next time, Molly.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Amanda obviously didn't get that bit.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56It is an admirable start to the Super Walk of Shame for Molly
0:19:56 > 0:20:00and then a flamboyant and disastrous finish.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01# She's the one... #
0:20:03 > 0:20:08On to the Big Red Balls, or, to Molly, the giant edams.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Oh, no, she's gone back for a knife.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13That's what that'll be, I'm pretty sure.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Oh, my God!
0:20:15 > 0:20:19And Molly finishes in a respectable 3:43, not at all bad.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21I thought I was going to die.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Did you really think you were going to die?
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Yeah. It is so hard.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28At which point did you think death was the next step?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Like, as soon as I started.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Any news from Countryfile? No?
0:20:33 > 0:20:37That's awkward. So we're over halfway through our 20 excitable obstacleers,
0:20:37 > 0:20:40and remember, only 12 of them will make it through.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Let's take another look at the leaderboard.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45So as it stands, Paul the clown is top of the table,
0:20:45 > 0:20:49with motormouth Mel and Scoutmaster Simon just behind.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Newly single Yudi and Victor the funky judge came home in just under
0:20:52 > 0:20:55the three-minute mark, which currently puts them fifth and sixth.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Trouserless Andy finds himself above S Club Sam,
0:20:59 > 0:21:02cheesy Molly and roaring Rory in tenth.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Vestalia - come on! - is in eleventh,
0:21:05 > 0:21:07leaving Sarah wearing the trousers
0:21:07 > 0:21:09but holding the wooden spoon in twelfth.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13This is 46-year-old chef Melody, from Bury.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Can she make sweet music on the Super Walk of Shame?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20She steps up. She's...ah...
0:21:20 > 0:21:24Not what I'd call a virtuoso performance, to be honest.
0:21:26 > 0:21:32And her singing is a little off key as well. Slightly sharp.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Hopefully Melody can conduct herself a bit better on the Balls.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40She's on, and... I had a feeling that might happen.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43She went nowhere, she's further back than when she started it.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Looks like there'll be no encore for Melody.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Finishing in over five minutes, it puts her flat last.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Next to go is 26-year-old lecturer Nix.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54She is 50% human and 50% rubber band.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Nix practises sports acrobatics,
0:21:58 > 0:22:01which is the ancient art of being very bendy.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05She can actually stretch herself... No! Ooh...
0:22:05 > 0:22:08She can stretch herself from podium to podium.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11She's managed to recover that, you see, I've never seen that before.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Super stretchy skills in full use.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Oh, oh, I've cursed it again, I'm sorry.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21It's just not working for her.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23She does stretch to three times her own length.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Just let it go, Nix. On to the Balls. Stretchy versus bouncy here.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Who will come out on top?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Well, stretchy Nix right now by the look of it.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Ooh, the Motivator was close.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37But she's looking very steady here.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Could this be another Ball cross here?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44That's number three. I've got a good feeling about this.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- DOORBELL - Oh, not now! Hang on.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53It was just some kids.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Right, what have I missed? Oh.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Stretchy Nix then springs home in, what, 3:11.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01The next two contestants have something in common.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03This is 34-year-old vet Nina.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07I'm Nina the ninja squirrel.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10And this is 18-year-old student Georgia.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12I'm a fast and nimble ninja monkey.
0:23:12 > 0:23:17They both claim to be ninja versions of animals, which is just...weird.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Right, Nina, onto the walkway, and she's... Oh.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I hope ninja squirrels can swim.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27But who is better, ninja monkeys or ninja squirrels?
0:23:27 > 0:23:29It's a question often asked.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33So far there's nothing to choose between them.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37Yeah, none of the ninja skills helped.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39The bigger the claim, the more embarrassing the fall.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Right, Meg and Jake, let's go.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47Oh, wow. I was expecting those wing things flying squirrels have
0:23:47 > 0:23:49to stretch out, but they didn't.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Fly mate Georgia onto the Balls.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54There's one and two. Surely we can't have three competitors
0:23:54 > 0:23:55cross the Balls in one show.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58She's onto the third, onto the fourth, and, no, we can't.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01No, there'd be a law against that happening or something.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03I'm beginning to question these girls' ninja credentials.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Anyway, Nina finishes in 2:43 and Georgia in 3:13,
0:24:07 > 0:24:10proving once and for all that ninja squirrels
0:24:10 > 0:24:11are better than ninja monkeys.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Ally is a 24-year-old property valuer from Northern Ireland.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18I wonder if she's any good at valuing Argentinian real estate.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Go on, then, value our course for us.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22I suppose...
0:24:22 > 0:24:26couple of million maybe for the structures and the...
0:24:26 > 0:24:28# Money, money, money... #
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Actually, no.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33You've a few gaps in the wall over there.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37You've got a lot of mud actually, where did that come from?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Has there been a lot of rain?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42There's a lot of water.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45But the Big Red Balls, they're priceless.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Brilliant. From two million to two quid to priceless.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50This market moves quickly.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54Stay on your feet. Ally sprints off, which is a very bold strategy.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- I can't believe the speed, but it's worked.- Wow!
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Can she do that again? That was... Ah, no.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Yeah, she crashed harder than the housing market.
0:25:03 > 0:25:08On to the Sucker Punch, or Gappy Wall as Ally calls it.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11This is quick. Priceless stuff from priceless Ally.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12I can't believe the pace.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Remember, Paul the clown has the quickest time so far
0:25:15 > 0:25:18and he made it across the Balls. Can Ally to the same?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Oh, no! Really no!
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Onto the Tightrope, which is...just a rope.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29Oh, and off the Tightrope, which is just a rope.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32I think she might get the quickest time here, though.
0:25:32 > 0:25:342:18 to beat. Come on, Ally, come on.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40Oh, two seconds out, but that great run
0:25:40 > 0:25:43makes her the second fastest today. That was strong.
0:25:43 > 0:25:48Now, while many people think this is simply an obstacle course-based game show,
0:25:48 > 0:25:50I also like to see it as a bit of a dating show.
0:25:50 > 0:25:56It brings people together in a relaxed atmosphere and then covers them in Argentinian slurry.
0:25:56 > 0:26:01Come on, we've all had dates like that. And this next contestant is looking for love.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05Attention all single ladies, we've got a hot one.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08His name is Malcolm, he's 29 years old,
0:26:08 > 0:26:12and, ladies, get this - he's part of the Welsh archery squad.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17The most famous archer is Robin Hood
0:26:17 > 0:26:19but the other well known one is Cupid
0:26:19 > 0:26:23and I have been single for a while now
0:26:23 > 0:26:28and hopefully, fingers crossed, I'll be able to find someone.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Like Robin Hood, I'm always on target.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34My target is the winner's cup.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38I want Malcolm to win this more than I've wanted anything else ever.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41He sets off on his merry quest.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43I've never supported... Oh, no, no.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46He's an athlete.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48OK, he's on to the Sucker Punch.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Come on. That's not a fair fight!
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Malcolm normally has a bow and arrow anyway. He'd have killed it.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Oh, in the bull's-eye.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Oh, lucky he was wearing those goggles.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59# I'm sorry that I made you cry... #
0:26:59 > 0:27:03OK, come on, Malcolm, dust yourself down now.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06It'll take a lot of dusting, but dust yourself down.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09OK, the muddy look isn't doing Malcolm any favours
0:27:09 > 0:27:12on the dating front but it is a good place to meet girls.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Sadly they've all gone now, so there's no point looking, Malcolm.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Looks like Malcolm might be in trouble.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Who can possibly save him from an embarrassing muddy end?
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Hang on, this music sounds promising.
0:27:28 > 0:27:33This is Des, egg seller by day, but by night he's a maker of bad superhero costumes.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35So what are his special powers?
0:27:35 > 0:27:39Well, firstly, he has amazing memory powers.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42It ain't no yoke, so let's get cracking.
0:27:42 > 0:27:43Oh, what's the last one?
0:27:43 > 0:27:46He also has incredible balance.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51And he has a cape with a large egg on it. That man is kitted out.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Eggy Des sets off the save his Malcolm in distress.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Oh. You might have to wait a few more minutes, Malcolm.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00There might be a girl still in there.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03Fear not, Malcolm, because here comes Eggy Des.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05And there goes Eggy Des.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Des, you forgot Malcolm. No.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12I'm beginning to wonder about
0:28:12 > 0:28:14Eggy Des's amazing memory powers, he's forgotten.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17Eggy Des will literally fly across these Balls.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20Oh, wait, Des, you forgot your cape. That's what went wrong.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23What use is a magical flying cape if you forget to wear it?
0:28:23 > 0:28:26# I'm going down... #
0:28:26 > 0:28:31Eggy Des scrambles to the finish in a cracking time of 3:06.
0:28:31 > 0:28:35EGGS-ellent work, but will he POACH the top prize?
0:28:35 > 0:28:37That, Eggy Des, is how you do egg puns.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40Breaking news, Malcolm Hood is out of the mud,
0:28:40 > 0:28:44aided by his merry men, Friar Eduardo and Little Eduardo.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51Please win. He's a fair way behind.
0:28:51 > 0:28:54Getting over these Balls might just get him back on track.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58Oh.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01On the rope now. Got to be honest, the time isn't looking great.
0:29:01 > 0:29:04You've got one last chance to impress the ladies.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06Oh, no.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08Look, it's working, sort of.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Malcolm finishes in seven minutes
0:29:10 > 0:29:12and, well, let's just say Malcolm finishes.
0:29:12 > 0:29:16To all the ladies that were watching that wonderful performance,
0:29:16 > 0:29:18what do you think they would have thought of that?
0:29:18 > 0:29:22Well, I hope they noticed that I kept going to the end
0:29:22 > 0:29:27and that I showed good stamina throughout the entire course.
0:29:27 > 0:29:29But I'd like a cup of tea now.
0:29:29 > 0:29:34Malcolm, ladies. Unlucky in the qualifier but perhaps lucky in love.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37Time to see, then, which lucky 12 have qualified for the next round.
0:29:37 > 0:29:42Well, there'll be no tears for Paul the clown as he finishes top,
0:29:42 > 0:29:46with priceless Ally and motormouth Mel finishing just seconds slower.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49Scoutmaster Simon and exploding Kenny come in fourth and fifth.
0:29:49 > 0:29:53Our oldest competitor, 51-year-old Victor, is showing the young 'uns
0:29:53 > 0:29:56how it's done, qualifying in eighth, with Eggy Des poaching ninth.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59Trouserless Andy makes it through without girlfriend Sarah, and
0:29:59 > 0:30:03stretchy Nix manages to just squeeze into the final qualifying place.
0:30:03 > 0:30:06So the day started with 20 contestants and eight have already
0:30:06 > 0:30:11been eliminated, which leaves eight contestants. No.
0:30:11 > 0:30:1520. No, no. 12 contestants.
0:30:15 > 0:30:20So it's time to pay some respect to today's losers, however many of them there are.
0:30:20 > 0:30:28# Never more to sail my ship
0:30:28 > 0:30:32# Where no man has gone before
0:30:39 > 0:30:48# And I will go sailing no more
0:30:52 > 0:30:55# But no, it can't be true
0:30:55 > 0:30:59# I can fly if I wanted to
0:30:59 > 0:31:02# Like a bird in the sky
0:31:02 > 0:31:12# I believe I can fly, why I fly.
0:31:15 > 0:31:27# Clearly I will go sailing no more. #
0:31:31 > 0:31:36So it's goodbye to the unfortunate souls who failed to make the next round.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39Well, unfortunate in one sense,
0:31:39 > 0:31:44actually hugely lucky in another, because they don't have to face this.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52Having already proved to be an unstoppable robotic monster,
0:31:52 > 0:31:57this mechanical beast makes its second outing in its quest to destroy the human race.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59This is Crash Mountain.
0:32:03 > 0:32:11And here's how it works. 12 contestants, one podium and only one way across.
0:32:11 > 0:32:15The contestants must take a leap of faith onto the rotating bridge
0:32:15 > 0:32:22and then dodge the counter-rotating sweeper arm to make their way to the safety of the centre.
0:32:22 > 0:32:26The first five to make it to the middle qualify for the next round.
0:32:26 > 0:32:27The remaining seven are eliminated.
0:32:27 > 0:32:31So let's meet the 12 brave contestants.
0:32:34 > 0:32:38On podiums one, two and three are Paul the clown...
0:32:38 > 0:32:41I'm number one and I'm staying number one. Come on!
0:32:41 > 0:32:43..Eggy Des...
0:32:43 > 0:32:48Let's see who's going to come first, the chicken or the egg? I'm the egg, you're the chickens. Come on!
0:32:48 > 0:32:49..and trouserless Andy.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52This is for you, Sarah, I'm going all the way.
0:32:53 > 0:33:00That was just a noise. On four, five and six are Scoutmaster Simon, motormouth Mel...
0:33:00 > 0:33:03Eggman, you'd better get cracking, otherwise you'd better get packing.
0:33:03 > 0:33:04..and S Club Sam.
0:33:04 > 0:33:09Don't stop moving to the S Club beat. Whoo!
0:33:09 > 0:33:14Well, it's a gimmick, it's a gimmick. Right, we're moving on. They look really fired up.
0:33:14 > 0:33:20On podiums seven and eight it's Nina the ninja squirrel and newly single Yudi.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23On nine and ten it's priceless Ally...
0:33:23 > 0:33:26Blow the whistle, you pansy.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29OK. And the funky judge, Victor.
0:33:29 > 0:33:32On 11 and 12 stand exploding Kenny...
0:33:32 > 0:33:36I ain't going to let gravity pull this Scot down. Come on!
0:33:36 > 0:33:37..and stretchy Nix.
0:33:37 > 0:33:41There'll be no tumbling from this gymnast. Bring it on.
0:33:43 > 0:33:48OK, they're ready, they're clueless, they'll soon be hurting.
0:33:48 > 0:33:55Seven are about to take a dive. Five are about to take a hike all the way to the top of Crash Mountain.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58Three, two, one.
0:33:58 > 0:34:03Off it goes. Who's going to be first to scale Crash Mountain?
0:34:03 > 0:34:06Kenny goes for it but he's straight in the water.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09Paul leaps but it's too fast for him.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11Everyone else is sitting back.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14No, hang on, S Club Sam is on, he's on.
0:34:14 > 0:34:16But only momentarily.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19Mel jumps. Rubbish.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21Oh!
0:34:23 > 0:34:27Trouserless Andy having a go now. He's on. Oh, good ducking work.
0:34:27 > 0:34:33And he's done it, first person on today. Sarah will be very proud.
0:34:33 > 0:34:37He's going through to the next round. Right, Mel's on again.
0:34:40 > 0:34:43Oh, she takes a knock but manages to hold on. She's getting close.
0:34:43 > 0:34:47Oh, so close but yet so far and wet and bruised.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52Big swinging arm meets Mel's little legs, that's what happened there.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55Now, stretchy Nix ducks the first one.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59Tries to jump the second. It was an outrageous attempt,
0:34:59 > 0:35:02but it failed. Mel's on again, straight off again.
0:35:02 > 0:35:04Kenny now. No chance.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Paul the clown.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08That's just laughable.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10They're all trying it now.
0:35:10 > 0:35:14Victor makes it to the middle but, oh, the funky judge gets so close
0:35:14 > 0:35:17to joining Andy but narrowly misses the stairs. So back to the action.
0:35:17 > 0:35:18S Club Sam again bumped off.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22Come on, lads, it's not that hard.
0:35:22 > 0:35:25That's easy for you to say, Andy. Because it is.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27Des, it's a bit too slippy for him.
0:35:27 > 0:35:30Surely Mel's got to make it this time. She's had a lot of practice.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32Good ducking, good...
0:35:32 > 0:35:35Hang on, Nix's jumped on too. Will that put Mel off?
0:35:36 > 0:35:41The contestants are really desperate to grab those four remaining places in the next round.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45Go on, Kenny! Go on, Kenny!
0:35:47 > 0:35:51That, kids, is why you should always wear a helmet on Crash Mountain.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53Better still, don't get on it. Still only Andy in the centre
0:35:53 > 0:35:56but the funky judge makes a run for it, and he's made it.
0:35:56 > 0:35:59- Yes.- Finally Andy has company in the middle.
0:35:59 > 0:36:03So that's two through to the next round, three places still up for grabs. Mel's on again.
0:36:03 > 0:36:07Come on, surely this time, surely. Oh, so close.
0:36:07 > 0:36:12# You're once, twice
0:36:13 > 0:36:17# Three times a lady... #
0:36:17 > 0:36:19Let's not try and make it graceful and beautiful, it just hurts.
0:36:19 > 0:36:21Des makes a dash for it
0:36:21 > 0:36:24and then a swim for it. Now Nix has made it on.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27Some good ducking and diving there.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29Kenny joins Nix.
0:36:29 > 0:36:30Ooh, this is drama now.
0:36:30 > 0:36:35Nix makes it and, oh, Kenny fall in, almost at the same moment.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37So far, then, trouserless Andy,
0:36:37 > 0:36:42Victor the funky judge and stretchy Nix are safely into the next round.
0:36:42 > 0:36:45Only two places left in Dizzy Dummies. Who's going to make it?
0:36:45 > 0:36:53Will it be Paul the clown, Eggy Des, Nina the ninja squirrel, S Club Sam, newly singly Yudi,
0:36:53 > 0:36:58exploding Kenny, Scoutmaster Simon, motormouth Mel or priceless Ally?
0:36:58 > 0:37:03Priceless Ally goes for it, taking it nice and easy, nice and...ooh!
0:37:04 > 0:37:06Oh, this is working well.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09Just taking her time. Oh, right in the ribs. A-ha.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11I think that's going to wind her.
0:37:11 > 0:37:14Yeah, she just didn't see that one coming, which is a surprise,
0:37:14 > 0:37:18because it's gone round dozens of times already. I mean, I knew it was there.
0:37:18 > 0:37:23Scoutmaster Simon is the latest onto the big red spoon.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26- Oh, good duck.- Come on, eggman.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28Oh, good ducking.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30Swan dive.
0:37:31 > 0:37:37Head butting mountains is just... not the best, why would you do that?
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Mel once again with a successful landing.
0:37:40 > 0:37:46Oh, she makes a run for it, she's going, she's on, she's finally on.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49She's earned that place. Des fancies some of that action and he's across.
0:37:49 > 0:37:53Oh, we have five.
0:37:53 > 0:37:58And that brings Crash Mountain to an end for today.
0:37:58 > 0:38:02Did someone tell Yudi it's over? Will they tell her now it's over?
0:38:02 > 0:38:04Words she's heard and used herself recently.
0:38:04 > 0:38:08Mel received a little bunk-up from the giant spinning arm
0:38:08 > 0:38:13whilst Eggy Des just waltzed across the beam without a care in the world apparently. Great news for them.
0:38:13 > 0:38:17Not such great news for the others, because they're out.
0:38:17 > 0:38:22So, while five heroes reached the summit of Crash Mountain without a Sherpa,
0:38:22 > 0:38:26seven unheroes must return to base camp with sunken heads.
0:38:26 > 0:38:30But most of them got their heads sunken during that round anyway.
0:38:30 > 0:38:32Can we check sunken is actually a word?
0:38:32 > 0:38:36Time to say goodbye to those that crashed out of Crash Mountain.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52The fear set in, legs like jelly,
0:38:52 > 0:38:56and then you realise how fast it's spinning round
0:38:56 > 0:38:59and you think, I'm never going to get on that platform.
0:38:59 > 0:39:01I think I got smacked in the face
0:39:01 > 0:39:05and spent the whole time trying to get back up those ladders.
0:39:07 > 0:39:11I gave it my all but better people won.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13Or luckier people more likely.
0:39:13 > 0:39:18Very slippy. Obviously I let too many people jump on that were already wet, slipped straight off.
0:39:18 > 0:39:22But I'm going back with my head held high so now I'm happy.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24I'm really disappointed.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27Every time I hit the thing I just slid straight off.
0:39:27 > 0:39:33But I mean I'm trying to put on a brave face, you know, but I'm absolutely gutted, I really am.
0:39:33 > 0:39:36If it doesn't work getting S Club 7 back together,
0:39:36 > 0:39:39maybe I'll form a Wipeout 7.
0:39:39 > 0:39:43Maybe I'll think of a better name than that.
0:39:45 > 0:39:46It defeated me, it got me.
0:39:46 > 0:39:50It's just the way it went. I couldn't have done any more.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54It was so, so brave.
0:39:55 > 0:39:58This tear's drying up. Bring me more tears.
0:39:58 > 0:40:02I just hope I can pull myself together before the next round.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04There we go. Time for Dizzy Dummies.
0:40:09 > 0:40:15Our five remaining competitors get strapped into that dangerous looking instrument and are then spun around
0:40:15 > 0:40:18at eye-bulging speeds for 40 seconds.
0:40:18 > 0:40:22Once fully dizzified they must stumble up the revolving ramp and through the door.
0:40:22 > 0:40:26From there it's the terrifying, badly named, brand new Tippy Table Maze.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29That's a rubbish name.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32The first four to make it across will line up and do the whole thing
0:40:32 > 0:40:36again, this time going across The Blueberries.
0:40:36 > 0:40:40Yeah I said The Blueberries, don't blame me for the names, they're weak.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43By that time only three competitors will remain.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46To put it bluntly, don't come last.
0:40:50 > 0:40:56Ain't no crash test for these dummies, this is the real thing, it's Dizzy Dummies.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58- Are you all ready? - No.- Ready.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01One of them's ready so I say let's go. Three, two, one.
0:41:10 > 0:41:15So it's time I think for a quick reminder of our soon to be nauseous five. First it's trouserless Andy...
0:41:15 > 0:41:17I'm number one on this show.
0:41:17 > 0:41:24..who saw off his girlfriend in the qualifier and defeated Crash Mountain. Next it's stretchy Nix...
0:41:24 > 0:41:27I'm going to flex, I'm going to wiggle...
0:41:27 > 0:41:31..who's so far proved she'll bend over backwards to get to the final.
0:41:31 > 0:41:33Then there's funky judge Victor.
0:41:33 > 0:41:35I took by the throat the circumcised dog.
0:41:35 > 0:41:39Our oldest competitor shows the youngsters how it should be done,
0:41:39 > 0:41:40by closing his eyes.
0:41:40 > 0:41:44- Motormouth Mel looks a bit queasy. - I'm going to give you hell.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47I'm sure those batterings from Crash Mountain didn't help.
0:41:47 > 0:41:48And finally, Des...
0:41:48 > 0:41:50It ain't no yolk so let's get cracking.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53..who still hopes his egg puns are the secret to success.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56That's a cracking idea, that's... Oh, I'm sorry.
0:41:56 > 0:42:00Right, if we're ready, get set, and stagger.
0:42:00 > 0:42:04So they all charge towards the revolving ramp. Nix is first to the
0:42:04 > 0:42:08door with Mel closely behind. Good start for the girls.
0:42:08 > 0:42:13Nix is first onto the Tippy Table Maze.
0:42:15 > 0:42:19You see it tips, that's what it does, but she leaps just in time.
0:42:19 > 0:42:22That sends poor Mel into the water.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25Eggy Des and Andy onto the first maze now.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28Oh, well they were for a very brief moment.
0:42:28 > 0:42:29Meanwhile, Nix is nearly across.
0:42:29 > 0:42:32She just needs to get to the other side...
0:42:32 > 0:42:33Come on, come on.
0:42:33 > 0:42:38Of that giant foam block because right behind her is the funky judge.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41Nix is across, she's the first to get through. Wily old Victor,
0:42:41 > 0:42:45meanwhile, has waited for his moment and he's also through.
0:42:45 > 0:42:48Three left, only two can progress remember.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50Somebody's got to be leaving.
0:42:50 > 0:42:54Trouserless Andy is on to the second maze but it's another swim
0:42:54 > 0:42:55for Motormouth Mel and Eggy Des.
0:42:55 > 0:42:59Andy doing very well, and he's made it.
0:42:59 > 0:43:01So it's between motormouth Mel
0:43:01 > 0:43:04and Eggy Des for that final place in the next dizzy dummies.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06Poor Mel in the water again.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08Eggy Des making good progress now.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12Only one place left and two people.
0:43:12 > 0:43:16Mel trying desperately to catch up.
0:43:16 > 0:43:18Oh, but she just succeeds in going for another swim.
0:43:18 > 0:43:19Oh.
0:43:19 > 0:43:22Eggy Des makes it across very casually,
0:43:22 > 0:43:26which means motormouth Mel is very clean from all the time
0:43:26 > 0:43:29she's spent in the water but she's also now very eliminated.
0:43:29 > 0:43:30Poor thing.
0:43:30 > 0:43:35- Listen, you're so fit though and he's not as fit as you are, what happened? - Weight difference.
0:43:35 > 0:43:39- It was about the weight wasn't it?- How disappointed are you right now?- Glad it's over.
0:43:39 > 0:43:42- Yeah?- Yeah, I don't want to spin on that thing again, it's awful.
0:43:42 > 0:43:47So the four remaining competitors go back into the Dizzy Dummy.
0:43:47 > 0:43:51Well, it's legally not safe for humans. It turns out that this could be easily sorted by
0:43:51 > 0:43:54slipping a few pesos to an Argentinian police officer.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57MUSIC: "Magic Roundabout Theme" by Alain Legrand
0:43:59 > 0:44:04The happy music doesn't help. It's still hideous on there.
0:44:06 > 0:44:11OK, they've stopped, they're unbuckling and off they go for one last run.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14Only three of these four will make it to the Wipeout Zone.
0:44:14 > 0:44:17Nix is out again and first through the door.
0:44:17 > 0:44:21She becomes the first mammal to test out The Blueberries.
0:44:22 > 0:44:23Yeah.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25I don't know what to expect either.
0:44:25 > 0:44:28Oh. She's fallen.
0:44:28 > 0:44:32Andy's straight in there and straight off there.
0:44:32 > 0:44:35Victor's assault on The Blueberries begins here.
0:44:35 > 0:44:42# I found my freedom On blueberry hill... #
0:44:42 > 0:44:45I get it, I get the track. Great excuse for a good track.
0:44:45 > 0:44:48Look at him, he's loving it. Now we know what it's about.
0:44:48 > 0:44:51The funky judge must now get to the platform though.
0:44:51 > 0:44:54Oh, I think he's folded in half.
0:44:54 > 0:44:59So close but now it's so far to swim back to the start. That final jump isn't going to be easy.
0:44:59 > 0:45:04Trouserless Andy then will be the next to attempt The Blueberry dismount.
0:45:04 > 0:45:11Balance, balance, oh, he nearly hangs on but it's back to the start for Andy as well.
0:45:11 > 0:45:13Now Nix. She's very wobbly.
0:45:13 > 0:45:16She's going to jump, she's going to jump, she's fallen in the water.
0:45:16 > 0:45:22It's obviously not easy to get leverage from a wobbly inflatable Blueberry. Who'd have thought that?
0:45:22 > 0:45:25Not many people would know it. We could be here a long time.
0:45:25 > 0:45:28Victor now, another attempt.
0:45:28 > 0:45:30Oh. Anyone getting deja vu?
0:45:30 > 0:45:32That's it.
0:45:32 > 0:45:34You've got loads of time.
0:45:34 > 0:45:38Yeah. Andy composing himself. A steady approach might just do the job.
0:45:38 > 0:45:40What's this? Some dirty ball wobbling tricks from Eggy Des?
0:45:40 > 0:45:42- Oh, no. - He's nudged Andy into the water.
0:45:42 > 0:45:47Not strictly against the rules, but superhero Eggy Des just
0:45:47 > 0:45:53flirted with the dark side to become rotten Eggy Des.
0:45:53 > 0:45:55Sarah's not happy.
0:45:55 > 0:45:58This could be like a superhero fight thing going on.
0:45:58 > 0:46:03So rotten eggy Des attempts to be the first to dismount The Blueberries and he's going to
0:46:03 > 0:46:09make it, he's on, he's done it, he's done it, which just goes to show, it doesn't always pay to be a good guy.
0:46:09 > 0:46:13# Sitting on dock of the bay wasting time... #
0:46:13 > 0:46:18What's funky judge up to? Listen mate, there's no time for a breather.
0:46:18 > 0:46:22It looks as though our judge has adjourned himself out of the game.
0:46:22 > 0:46:24I think he's maybe run out of steam.
0:46:24 > 0:46:27That's good news for Andy and Nix who will join Des in the Wipeout Zone.
0:46:27 > 0:46:32It's also good news for me - desperate for the loo. Too much tea.
0:46:32 > 0:46:34I really feel for you.
0:46:34 > 0:46:38- That is such a tough game. - I just couldn't swim any more.
0:46:38 > 0:46:43It's been a terrific experience and I really, really enjoyed it, and three good guys have gone through.
0:46:43 > 0:46:46So with Victor retiring the three finalists are selected.
0:46:46 > 0:46:50They've made it one step closer to the £10,000 prize
0:46:50 > 0:46:54and that big, shiny, yet surprisingly inexpensive trophy.
0:46:54 > 0:47:01But what does it mean to a determined and courageous contestant to reach the Wipeout Zone?
0:47:01 > 0:47:03I don't know, I've never done it.
0:47:03 > 0:47:06Let's ask them. I totally could do it, it's just not my thing.
0:47:15 > 0:47:16I'm ready for the Wipeout Zone.
0:47:16 > 0:47:20I'm going to give it everything I've got, every last ounce of energy,
0:47:20 > 0:47:21and I'm going to do it.
0:47:21 > 0:47:24I know I'm excited, really excited. I've always wanted to do this bit.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27This to me was the ultimate bit of the course.
0:47:27 > 0:47:33To get this far, to make it here, is... So many people are back at home so proud, I am so proud.
0:47:33 > 0:47:37I get teased constantly about being a cheerleader,
0:47:37 > 0:47:40but I've come here and I've proven that cheerleading isn't just for girls.
0:47:42 > 0:47:45I think doing sports like acrobatics has really improved my strength.
0:47:45 > 0:47:48The flexibility has been pushed, and the balance has been pushed.
0:47:48 > 0:47:51She can do things with her legs that I've never seen anybody do before.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54She doesn't stop, she doesn't give up, she never wants to stop at anything.
0:47:54 > 0:47:58Des is a big strong guy, but I reckon he's going to get tired.
0:47:58 > 0:48:02That man has got the longest reach possible.
0:48:02 > 0:48:04I think he's going to be the one to watch.
0:48:04 > 0:48:06The egg will see me through. That's the edge I've got.
0:48:06 > 0:48:09I've got the super powers to see me through.
0:48:10 > 0:48:14Honestly, you can't even imagine how much I just want to always win.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17I would really like to wipe the smile off those boys' faces
0:48:17 > 0:48:20and become the second girl to ever win Total Wipeout.
0:48:37 > 0:48:41So let's see what the three brave finalists are about to face.
0:48:41 > 0:48:44Killer Surf - there's danger in those waters.
0:48:44 > 0:48:48The Rapid Climb - there's even more danger in those waters.
0:48:48 > 0:48:52Reach the top in under ten seconds or the floodgates will open.
0:48:52 > 0:48:57The Balance Beam. Danger, slippery when wet.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59The Crazy Sweeper.
0:48:59 > 0:49:02Positively a slip hazard just waiting to happen.
0:49:02 > 0:49:07The Tarzan Swing - fall and you'll probably slip a disc.
0:49:07 > 0:49:12And finally, a jump from the turntable onto the winner's podium
0:49:12 > 0:49:14and the clock is stopped.
0:49:14 > 0:49:19We have a girl, we have a boy, and we have a boyfriend.
0:49:19 > 0:49:25It's the Wipeout Zone and the first to go tonight is the boyfriend. It's Andy.
0:49:25 > 0:49:30So Andy approaches the starting blocks with girlfriend Sarah watching on.
0:49:33 > 0:49:35It's the moment you've all been waiting for. Here we go.
0:49:35 > 0:49:37Yeah well, steady Andy. Not all of us.
0:49:37 > 0:49:41I'm waiting for a curry I ordered an hour ago. Anyway, he's off.
0:49:44 > 0:49:46Andy's ring skids across the water
0:49:46 > 0:49:49and he swims towards the Rapid Climb.
0:49:49 > 0:49:51Can't believe I did that without laughing.
0:49:51 > 0:49:53I think we've lost him.
0:49:53 > 0:49:56Where is he? Where's he gone? Oh, this is a bad start.
0:49:56 > 0:49:59Oh, there we go. Now Andy must begin his slippery ascent.
0:49:59 > 0:50:02He's on his feet and the ten second countdown has started
0:50:02 > 0:50:05before thousands of litres of water are flushed out,
0:50:05 > 0:50:07and that, trust me, is trouble.
0:50:07 > 0:50:12Uh oh, three, two, one, brace yourselves because here it comes.
0:50:12 > 0:50:19Oh. Andy is somewhere in the middle of that torrent.
0:50:19 > 0:50:23Andy does very well not to get swept away there.
0:50:23 > 0:50:27He needs to get a move on if he's going to set a competitive time.
0:50:28 > 0:50:31Come on, come on, keep the pressure on.
0:50:33 > 0:50:35His girlfriend Sarah cheering him on.
0:50:35 > 0:50:39Onto the Balance Beam now, not easy with slippery feet.
0:50:41 > 0:50:45That balance and concentration and effort.
0:50:45 > 0:50:47Trouserless Andy edges his way along.
0:50:47 > 0:50:50Is he allowed to do that?
0:50:50 > 0:50:52Amanda, as co-host you really should know that,
0:50:52 > 0:50:56and when you find out could you tell me because I don't know.
0:50:56 > 0:50:58Now, Crazy Sweeper.
0:51:01 > 0:51:05Andy steadies himself and waits for the perfect moment. And waits.
0:51:05 > 0:51:12And waits. And waits. Oh, come on, Andy.
0:51:13 > 0:51:16Still waiting.
0:51:17 > 0:51:23Now he's off. Oh, manages to miss that, ducks to avoid that.
0:51:24 > 0:51:27Run for your life, Andy, run.
0:51:27 > 0:51:32Yeah, yeah, oh, another tactical duck from Andy but it'll have to be
0:51:32 > 0:51:36quick across these stepping stones now because he needs that time.
0:51:36 > 0:51:40Hurry, come on, come on. He's so nearly made it.
0:51:40 > 0:51:42Here we go. Oh, no, no.
0:51:44 > 0:51:48Andy was one jump away from making it across,
0:51:48 > 0:51:53but that giant arm just catches up with him. So close.
0:51:53 > 0:51:56Now it's a climb up to the Rope Swing.
0:51:56 > 0:52:00Taking a lot of effort now, this has got to be hurting.
0:52:03 > 0:52:09Andy prepares himself, swings, but that is not going to make it
0:52:09 > 0:52:11to the turntable. In the water again.
0:52:11 > 0:52:12No!
0:52:12 > 0:52:16Sarah gutted for him. Another climb.
0:52:16 > 0:52:20Up to the turntable now and just one leap to go.
0:52:20 > 0:52:21And he makes it.
0:52:21 > 0:52:27His time 3 minutes 53, and what a gritty display that was.
0:52:27 > 0:52:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:52:31 > 0:52:35Andy showed lots of determination to keep going despite his falls,
0:52:35 > 0:52:40and while his time could have been better I'm sure his girlfriend Sarah couldn't be more proud.
0:52:40 > 0:52:43Oh, Sarah. Do you think you've done her proud?
0:52:43 > 0:52:45I know I've done her proud.
0:52:45 > 0:52:50I think you've proved that because your time tonight was a very hard 3 minutes and 53 seconds.
0:52:50 > 0:52:53- Oh, delighted, I'm absolutely delighted.- Good man, Andy.
0:52:53 > 0:52:55I tell you what, we've got a tough chick coming up next.
0:52:55 > 0:52:58It's our girl, it's Nix.
0:52:58 > 0:53:03Stretchy Nix climbs the stairs to prepare for her assault on the wipeout zone.
0:53:03 > 0:53:05I'm doing it for the girls.
0:53:05 > 0:53:07And the ten grand.
0:53:07 > 0:53:13She's off...and it's a good landing from Nix
0:53:13 > 0:53:15as she swims to the Rapid Climb.
0:53:16 > 0:53:19Probably a good idea to keep your mouth closed here.
0:53:19 > 0:53:23Don't know what's in that water - had it tested, broke the machine.
0:53:23 > 0:53:28Gallons of water now flowing into her mouth. Close it.
0:53:28 > 0:53:32OK, she's up onto the Rapid Climb, she's up and I think on her feet.
0:53:32 > 0:53:35Now she's got ten seconds remember before the waters of hell
0:53:35 > 0:53:37are unleashed, that big tidal wave.
0:53:37 > 0:53:39But this does look quick.
0:53:39 > 0:53:42She might just make it to the top before the tidal wave hits.
0:53:42 > 0:53:46Three, two, one, here it comes. Oh.
0:53:50 > 0:53:53But she's held on and she's onto the Balance Beam now.
0:53:53 > 0:53:55- She'll be good at this.- Yeah.
0:53:55 > 0:53:57She's certainly looking good at this.
0:53:57 > 0:54:03Yes, balance of course not a problem for Nix. Very confidently done.
0:54:03 > 0:54:04Wow.
0:54:04 > 0:54:07And now Nix must take on the Crazy Sweeper.
0:54:10 > 0:54:13She's adopting the duck and dive technique
0:54:13 > 0:54:15and it's working well for her so far.
0:54:18 > 0:54:20It might not be the quickest way across,
0:54:20 > 0:54:23but she hasn't been knocked in yet. Maybe it's safer.
0:54:26 > 0:54:28Now onto those precarious podiums.
0:54:28 > 0:54:30She's up and walking.
0:54:31 > 0:54:32Oh, and she's in.
0:54:32 > 0:54:37- Oh, no, you're so close.- That's exactly what happened to you. - To me.
0:54:37 > 0:54:40Nix thought she could make a dash for it,
0:54:40 > 0:54:42but the Crazy Sweeper had other ideas -
0:54:42 > 0:54:44ideas about knocking her off the podium.
0:54:46 > 0:54:49OK, a big swing is required now.
0:54:49 > 0:54:51That was just a little swing. Oh.
0:54:52 > 0:54:53Oh, that means more effort,
0:54:53 > 0:54:56she's got to climb back up, but she's done that.
0:54:56 > 0:55:00One final jump for Nix now. This is going to be a better time
0:55:00 > 0:55:02than Andy's if she can just land it.
0:55:02 > 0:55:06She lands it, and in the time of 3 minutes 15 seconds.
0:55:06 > 0:55:08She is now ahead of Andy.
0:55:08 > 0:55:14Although Nix swallowed her fair share of water she has come out on top.
0:55:14 > 0:55:18Now only last runner Des can stand between her and the Total Wipeout trophy.
0:55:18 > 0:55:21Amanda's going to give her the good news.
0:55:21 > 0:55:26You've been our bendy, flexible friend all day, but Andy was equally wonderful out here tonight.
0:55:26 > 0:55:29Nix, I've got to tell you, you were faster than Andy.
0:55:29 > 0:55:31I'm sorry you're going to have to join the others.
0:55:31 > 0:55:34Well done, mate, congratulations.
0:55:34 > 0:55:36Oh, yes, you know what this means.
0:55:36 > 0:55:42There is one thing between you and £10,000 and that is a man and his name is Des.
0:55:42 > 0:55:45He'll do anything to win, including nudging people off blueberries.
0:55:45 > 0:55:47It's eggy Des.
0:55:47 > 0:55:50Eat your eggs, kids, and you too could be number one.
0:55:57 > 0:56:00Go on, come on, Des.
0:56:02 > 0:56:05He's in and swimming quickly to the Rapid Climb.
0:56:05 > 0:56:08Looks to be straight up with ease.
0:56:08 > 0:56:12Standing up against those torrents of water.
0:56:12 > 0:56:15This is a controlled climb from Des, he's holding on tight.
0:56:15 > 0:56:19Got just ten seconds to reach the top before the tidal wave hits him.
0:56:19 > 0:56:23Thousands of gallons of cold water are about to try and flush him out.
0:56:29 > 0:56:32But Des has survived it, he's still there.
0:56:32 > 0:56:34Oh, sounding tired already,
0:56:34 > 0:56:37but he must steady himself now for the Balance Beam.
0:56:40 > 0:56:45Des edging his way round, using the wall for support.
0:56:45 > 0:56:48No mistakes yet but that could all change with the Crazy Sweeper.
0:56:48 > 0:56:51It's all about the timing.
0:56:51 > 0:56:54Des picks his moment and he goes for it.
0:56:56 > 0:57:00Oh, but he picked the wrong moment and Des is swept off into the water.
0:57:00 > 0:57:05I think Des tried to dodge the swinging beam but got brushed off into the wet stuff
0:57:05 > 0:57:11which means he's got to swim and climb his way to the Rope Swing.
0:57:11 > 0:57:12CROWD: Dezzie, Dezzie...
0:57:12 > 0:57:15All this off piste activity won't be helping Des's time.
0:57:15 > 0:57:18He'll need all his eggy powers to get up onto the turntable
0:57:18 > 0:57:19because he must be "eggshausted".
0:57:19 > 0:57:22I'm sorry, I couldn't resist it. Not now, it's not the time.
0:57:22 > 0:57:23He needs a good swing now.
0:57:23 > 0:57:25A glance at the clock tells me
0:57:25 > 0:57:28he's actually in with a real chance of snatching the win here.
0:57:28 > 0:57:31He could do it. That won't help.
0:57:31 > 0:57:33Straight back up the ladder.
0:57:33 > 0:57:37If he can make this last leap he will be today's champion.
0:57:37 > 0:57:40He can't afford to hang around. Get on with it.
0:57:40 > 0:57:44Get on with it. And he stopped the clock, but he's lost his balance.
0:57:45 > 0:57:47I'm not too sure he meant to do that.
0:57:47 > 0:57:51Not exactly finishing in style, but it is victory for Eggy Des.
0:57:51 > 0:57:54Like his fellow finalists, Des's run was littered with slip ups,
0:57:54 > 0:57:58but he has done enough to beat the time set by stretchy Nix.
0:57:58 > 0:58:03Remember, he currently has no idea so it's over to Amanda to reveal the result.
0:58:03 > 0:58:05Nix, you were absolutely brilliant.
0:58:05 > 0:58:09Des, the power of the egg has been with you all day and it certainly
0:58:09 > 0:58:13was with you tonight because you are the Total Wipeout champion.
0:58:13 > 0:58:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:58:15 > 0:58:19Oh, thank you. Thanks. Oh...
0:58:19 > 0:58:23So today's champion is Des, the egg seller from Maidstone.
0:58:23 > 0:58:29He not only wins £10,000, but also the biggest and shiniest egg cup he's ever seen.
0:58:29 > 0:58:32That's all for today but join me next time for some of this.
0:58:34 > 0:58:35What was that?
0:58:37 > 0:58:40Oh, I can hardly wait. From Amanda and me it's goodbye.
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