0:00:03 > 0:00:06Buenos Aires, Argentina.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Dancing... Sort of.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Food... I think.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Culture... Allegedly.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Total Wipeout... Definitely!
0:00:14 > 0:00:18For 20 more curious Brits, including a hairdresser, a jockey
0:00:18 > 0:00:22and two Oxbridge graduates, it's the adventure holiday from hell.
0:00:22 > 0:00:3019 will fall by the wayside, one will remain standing proudly on the wayside, whatever a wayside is.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34So, without further ado let's start Total Wipeouting!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42A-harr, me hearties! Yes, it's that time of year again.
0:00:42 > 0:00:48That's right, Britain, today's show is the Total Wipeout annual Pirate Special.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49What makes it a Pirate Special?
0:00:49 > 0:00:55Well, let's find out. Shiver me timbers, ah argh!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Avast ye, it's The Qualifier.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Batten down the hatches for Crash Mountain.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04They'll be shark bait on Dizzy Dummies.
0:01:04 > 0:01:09Finally, the Wipeout Zone, a quick visit to the poop deck.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12What do you mean you couldn't get any pirates to do it?
0:01:12 > 0:01:14I know loads of them!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Oh, well, let's get down to the course where Amanda
0:01:16 > 0:01:21is waiting to meet the first land-lubbing non-pirate contestant.
0:01:25 > 0:01:31This is 48-year-old cat fanatic Bonny from Luton.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Did I mention she likes cats?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Bonny, nice T-shirt. Who's the handsome devil?
0:01:36 > 0:01:43Baby Jasper, who's the only one who loves me at home, who's supporting me properly.
0:01:43 > 0:01:49He's going to be... At the television when I'm doing it.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Yeah, or coughing up a hairball in your plant pot.
0:01:52 > 0:01:57Either way Catwoman Bonny is off and heading for today's first new obstacle.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59# What's new, pussycat? #
0:01:59 > 0:02:05Well, Tom Jones, I'll tell you what's new, and who are you calling pussycat?
0:02:05 > 0:02:09This is the Catwalk Sweeper, one narrow walkway and three rotating
0:02:09 > 0:02:14steel rods programmed to knock the contestants clean off their feet.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17So, just what powers those terrifying sweeper arms?
0:02:17 > 0:02:22Well, it's the very latest cutting edge Argentinean nano technology.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Time to see how Catwoman Bonny fares.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Oh, meouch! Oh, oh!
0:02:36 > 0:02:40It's tricky, we've learned that.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Jas-purr, if you're watching maybe you should look away now.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47But if you are coughing up a furball, as you were.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51It's a short swim for Bonny now before another attempt at the Catwalk Sweeper.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Here she goes.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Come on, Bonny. Come on.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Not even close, not even close.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01That is two of her nine lives lost.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Actually, cats don't like water much and you can tell.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07This Sucker Punch wall now for Catwoman Bonny.
0:03:07 > 0:03:12The RSPCA would surely frown upon this, but we actively encourage it.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Come on, Bonny.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Yeah. Oh, look at this feline agility.
0:03:17 > 0:03:22Oh, sorry, Bonny, jinxed that for you. She did land on her feet.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Dumped right in the cat litter there.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28It's not really cat litter, obviously.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30It's worse.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36It's Big Balls time now.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Bonny is a qualified trampoline coach.
0:03:39 > 0:03:44Remember, always use a qualified trampoline coach, not one of those awful amateur ones.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47It should provide her with some encouragement,
0:03:47 > 0:03:51but The Motivator will see to it if she doesn't get a move on. Go on!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Yeah, she's...
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Yeah, that is a cat-astrophe. Sorry.
0:03:57 > 0:04:02Bonny never really got her claws into those balls and ended up with another dunking.
0:04:02 > 0:04:08So there's more swimming for Bonny now over to the final obstacle, and it's another new one.
0:04:08 > 0:04:14And by new one I mean it's kind of an old one with a new bit bolted on.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19Basically, the Cradles Of Doom got doomed so Eduardo was sent in
0:04:19 > 0:04:23to fix the job with a piece of aluminium and a couple of wingnuts
0:04:23 > 0:04:27and what he's come up with is this very impressively named,
0:04:27 > 0:04:29if nothing else, Zip A Dee Doo Dah.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32You see, that's the Zip,
0:04:32 > 0:04:34and there's the Doo Dah.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Competitors must get across it, as simple as that.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Right, we've seen how it works, let's get on with it.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Let's see how Bonny does.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46OK, here she goes.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Come on, Bonny, you can do this.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54It's all in the timing, agility, stamina, balance and accuracy.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Let go now! Let go, let go, let...
0:04:59 > 0:05:02It was Bonny's timing that let her down there.
0:05:02 > 0:05:08Along with her agility, stamina, judgement, accuracy and balance.
0:05:12 > 0:05:18- Yet another swim for Catwoman Bonny and she finishes the course in five minutes 41.- I did it!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21She looks like she could do with a little cat nap.
0:05:21 > 0:05:27I never died! The cat will be looking at that telly and saying, come on, mum, you've done it!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30I'm the man!
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Yes, he certainly is a man.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36He's 44-year-old John from Surrey and he's...
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Argh!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Constipated?
0:05:40 > 0:05:44John's a retail warehouse manager and he also manages a football team,
0:05:44 > 0:05:48so let's see how he tackles the Catwalk Sweeper.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55Time for Big John versus the Big Balls.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Yes, looking fresh. There he goes.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01And the Big Balls win hands down.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04It looks like his big bad knees buckled there.
0:06:08 > 0:06:13Final obstacle now, the Zip A Dee Doo Dah.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16There it is.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Well, big swing!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Oh, big bad fall.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26So, John finishes the course in a big bad time of four minutes 24.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Oh! Oh, blimey!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Indeed. Who's next?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Oh, hello, she's scary!
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Meet 25-year-old fluorescent tax accountant Claire.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42She glows in the dark, brilliant!
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- Useful. - Are you fit enough today, Clare? - I am so fit you would not believe.
0:06:46 > 0:06:54I've run marathons, I've done Hell Down South, I go to the gym five times a week, check this out.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Good luck.- OK, whoo hoo!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Well, she's bright.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Whoo hoo! I am Claire, a tax accountant, but this course is
0:07:02 > 0:07:06not going to be taxing because I've got it calculated.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Yeah!
0:07:08 > 0:07:13And that's why you never take fashion advice from your tax accountant, right there.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15OK, she's off. Where's she gone, where's she gone?
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Oh, no, there she is, look, there you can see her. Ooh!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Oh, I felt that, I felt...
0:07:23 > 0:07:28Well, she really felt it, but she's still on... Off.
0:07:28 > 0:07:33Yeah, the sweepers knocked Claire and her headband right off.
0:07:33 > 0:07:38Who would have thought that tax accountants could be so entertaining?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40They don't all do this, obviously.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Ooh hoo!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Come on, baby!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46And loud. Sucker Punch now.
0:07:46 > 0:07:54Oh, ah, oh! She is taking some punches, but Claire is doing well.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57And she's across.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01We're going for it!
0:08:07 > 0:08:11A-star for effort. Final obstacle for Claire now.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Come on, whoo hoo!
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Does this girl's enthusiasm have no bounds?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19On to the Zip and into the Doo Dah.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Nicely done.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Calculating the final jump now.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Yes! Claire's the first person to beat the Zip A Dee Doo Dah today!
0:08:28 > 0:08:33And in one minute 49 she clocks the quickest time of the day so far.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Whoo! Yeah! Have some of that.
0:08:34 > 0:08:40Success is everything, failure is nothing. Argh! Woo!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Fantastic performance.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Do you think you've done well enough to get through to Crash Mountain?
0:08:47 > 0:08:51I hope so. If I haven't I will be devastated.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Whoo hoo! Call me if you want me to do your tax.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Hello, yes, I'd love you to do my tax.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Are you used to working with celebrity clients?
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Crikey! Ken Dodd and Lester Piggott?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06OK, do you know what? I'll give it a miss. Thank you.
0:09:06 > 0:09:12Now, Total Wipeout sometimes offers contestants the chance to settle old scores, and there is no score
0:09:12 > 0:09:18greater than that of the two ancient rivals Oxford and Cambridge in their annual boat race.
0:09:18 > 0:09:25Traditionally held on the Thames, it now crosses the pond to Argentina for the first time ever.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28And the last. Let's meet the rivals.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Representing Oxford it's 23-year-old law graduate Laura.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35It's Oxford versus Cambridge. Let's see who wins today!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37It's going to be Oxford, yay!
0:09:37 > 0:09:42That was so well enunciated. And from Cambridge it's 21-year-old medical student Sophie.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Hi, I'm Sophie and I'm a Cambridge graduate.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49I speak three languages, I'm training to be a doctor.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52If this course thinks it can outwit me it can think again.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56They're poised for action, so let's get the race underway.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59It's time for the inaugural Total Wipeout Varsity Match.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Always wanted to do this.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Straw boater, check!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Old fashion microphone prop, check!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Correct pronunciation, check!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Let's bally well get started, shall we?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14OLD-FASHIONED VOICE-OVER: Are you ready?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Go. They're off. Both perfectly clean starts.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Both rowing extremely well and very smoothly.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22There has been great talk for a long time of Oxford
0:10:22 > 0:10:24being the better crew, the faster crew.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26It's Cambridge sitting up,
0:10:26 > 0:10:29looking rather more perky and rather brighter.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- CLEARS THROAT - Excuse me. Oxford's moving along rather nicely.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Oh, but Cambridge have barely left Putney Bridge
0:10:35 > 0:10:38and are already in the water.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Cambridge really have to get a wriggle on now
0:10:40 > 0:10:42as Oxford have reached the milepost,
0:10:42 > 0:10:45otherwise known as the Sucker Punch wall.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Oxford's coping admirably with these adverse conditions.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Cambridge still dallying behind.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58Oh, Oxford have hit a mudbank.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Round about the Hammersmith Bridge now
0:11:01 > 0:11:04and Oxford have a commanding lead.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Cambridge have steadied their boat.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Oh, but capsized again. Oxford have reached the Big Red Balls,
0:11:13 > 0:11:15but both crews are now in the water.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18This boat race is turning into a farce.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Well, it would, it's Total Wipeout.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Oxford have the finish line at Chiswick Bridge in sight now,
0:11:26 > 0:11:30but they seem to be rowing backwards, that's a first.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Cambridge now on the Big Red Balls.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I do love the boat race,
0:11:35 > 0:11:38but how come it's always the same two teams in the final?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40And it's all over.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Oxford Laura powers to victory
0:11:42 > 0:11:45in a spiffing time of 2:03,
0:11:45 > 0:11:48beating Cambridge Sophie by over 30 lengths,
0:11:48 > 0:11:51and that concludes this year's varsity challenge.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Jolly well done to everybody, and God bless the King.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Ow!
0:11:56 > 0:11:59I knew there were a lot of Jacksons, but who's this?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Tito, Jermaine, Janet?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07I'm not here for a suntan, I'm here to win ten grand.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11I'm a Jamaican boy from Dundee, number one I'm aiming to be.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Total Wipeout must come true, just wait and see.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17That just made my eyes water!
0:12:17 > 0:12:22So, will 44-year-old Troy from Dundee give us a Thriller
0:12:22 > 0:12:24or will he just be Bad?
0:12:24 > 0:12:28He's dodged the first sweeper. Impressive so far. Oh, ho!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Yes, he's OK, he's all right.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Wow, he can really fly.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Look at that!
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Onto the Sucker Punch now.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43Here we go.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47He wasn't hit by a Smooth Criminal, but a pneumatic boxing glove,
0:12:47 > 0:12:48but he is Off The Wall.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Somebody stop me! Big Balls now, here we go.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56Right, one, two, kind of three. Oh!
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Troy moves more like a giant caterpillar than the King Of Pop.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Great effort, though.
0:13:02 > 0:13:07Not enough to make it, and not enough to avoid a swim.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12So this is it for Troy, one final obstacle.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Here he goes. All in the timing.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18He should be good. Great zip.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Good landing. One final leap now for an incredible time.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24The pressure's mounting...
0:13:24 > 0:13:26and he's made it!
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Eee hee!
0:13:28 > 0:13:33In 1:21, and that now makes Troy the fastest of the day so far.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39That was hard. Eee hee!
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- Cha' mon!- Go get your cha' mon back.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Well, done, that was fantastic. See you later.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Time to look at the first leaderboard,
0:13:47 > 0:13:51where La Troya Jackson's in first place, Taxing Claire's second,
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Oxford Laura's third,
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Cambridge Sophie's fourth,
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Big John's fifth and Catwoman Bonny is in sixth place.
0:13:57 > 0:14:02Now, this next bunch of competitors all share something in common.
0:14:02 > 0:14:07Can you guess what it is yet? Well, 35-year-old Colm from Belfast
0:14:07 > 0:14:10is a Gorilla-O-Gram.
0:14:10 > 0:14:15Then there's 22-year-old Rach from Cannock, and she's...
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Yeah, she's a jockey.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Of course she is, yeah.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Finally, it's 32-year-old Tony from Bournemouth.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Now this one is easy.
0:14:24 > 0:14:29He's a snail farmer, see?
0:14:29 > 0:14:33I'm small, I'm blonde, I ride a horse.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Watch me gallop round this course.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39I'm Total Wipeout's number one.
0:14:39 > 0:14:46I'm a lean, mean, snail-farming machine, so watch me escar-go!
0:14:46 > 0:14:47OK, this is just weird.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Let's see if these three can use their animal instincts
0:14:50 > 0:14:52on The Qualifier. The snail farmer's off.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55He matches The Qualifier.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00And Tony's escar-gone.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Oh, Tony!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Rider Rach now.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Ooh...oh!
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Tiny jockey Rach has fallen at the first fence.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15You need a telescope to see her.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Yeah, the odds were stacked against her.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Gorilla-O-Gram Colm is having a go now. Yeah.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Oh, disappointing first jump by the primate.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29SHE GRUNTS LIKE A GORILLA
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Are you OK there, Amanda?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Primate Colm to the Sucker Punch Wall now.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38She's really not quite right, is she? Come on, Colm!
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Come on! Oh, shame. That was a stopper.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Get that women some medication quick and get her in the shade.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Let's see if Tony's snail-farming skills
0:15:50 > 0:15:52are transferable onto the Big Balls.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Well, no. Of course they're not.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00This bit's in slow motion so Tony's snails can watch. Look at him go!
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Rider Rach gallops up the slope now.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Jumps...
0:16:08 > 0:16:11And slides gracefully into the water!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14My-Mate Primate Colm just needs
0:16:14 > 0:16:18to think of those Big Balls as big tyre swings now.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Oh, and The Motivator's off, get a move on.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Colm is safely on to the first ball.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25And the second.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Come on, Belfast!
0:16:26 > 0:16:30Effortless stuff so far. On to the third now.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33The gorilla skills are working, they are working...
0:16:33 > 0:16:34and the fourth!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36He's done it!
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Incredible stuff from the monkey man.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41My-Mate Primate Colm can do no wrong.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Oh, there goes that Hammond jinx again.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51I'm sorry, Colm, I shouldn't have said that about not doing any wrong.
0:16:51 > 0:16:56Rider Rach on the Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah now. She zips and slips.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Just the snail farmer to go now.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Oh, Tony's onto the Doo Dah.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Just one big jump.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06And he's done it!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Yeah!- SnailMan Tony finishes
0:17:09 > 0:17:12in a completely un-snail-like time of 1:57.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16- Come on, Belfast!- Ball-crossing Primate Colm comes home in 2:17,
0:17:16 > 0:17:21whilst Rider Rach trots home behind them in 2:22.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23So, who's next?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26I'm Wonder Nic and I'm here to kick the Big Red Balls.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Well, if I were you, I'd just aim to jump across them sequentially,
0:17:30 > 0:17:33you know, like... Like Colm did. Go for that.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Yeah, OK.
0:17:36 > 0:17:3929-year-old Nic is on a sabbatical,
0:17:39 > 0:17:43which is like playing truant but for grown ups, really.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Oh, keeping low, keeping low.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49But she's hit. Keeps her balance, though. Very nimble so far.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Time to put Nic to the test now.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56Can she put her money where her mouth is and kick the Big Red Balls?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Oh, second ball.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00She's doing well so far.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Finding her balance now.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Oh! Hang on a second, they're playing the success music.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11She's going to do this, isn't she?
0:18:11 > 0:18:14We can't have two ball-crossers today, surely not!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Onto the fourth, now. Yes, this is...
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Nic is across! Remarkably, and true to her word,
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Nic has kicked the Big Red Balls. She's well and truly walloped them.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Those balls don't know what hit them.
0:18:28 > 0:18:33They had no idea what was awaiting them and - oh, hang on. Oh...
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Oh, what an anti-climax.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Let's just pretend that last bit didn't happen.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Just gloss over it.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44This is more like it.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48There, you see? She just needs to make this final jump.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52Come on, Nic. Come on, Nic.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53And she's done it!
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- She's done it.- Wonder Woman, yeah!
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Ball Kick Nic finishes the job in a very speedy 1:56.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Time to meet the wonder that is the next contestant.
0:19:03 > 0:19:08Yes, it's hairdresser Ed from Essex, who claims to be very flexible.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Oh, yeah, very bendy.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14Careful, Ed, if the wind changes, you'll stay like that.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19He might be supple, but he really obviously can't dance.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23For all those Essex hairdressers. Love, peace and hair grease.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26If this guy crosses the balls, I'll eat my hat.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30I'm not just saying that, I will actually eat it.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Mind you, he's pretty good on the Sucker Punch, look.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34And he's cleared it.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Onto the balls now.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Will Ed's flexibility help him across
0:19:38 > 0:19:42or just help his fall look sillier? One, two, three.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Wow! Surely not!
0:19:47 > 0:19:48He's on to the fourth.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Building up some momentum now.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Ed Scissorhands finishes the course in 1:20,
0:20:00 > 0:20:04the fastest time today, and he is justifiably happy.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Although he still can't dance.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Meet 23-year-old Becky from West Yorkshire.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11SHE HOLLERS
0:20:11 > 0:20:14That's what yawning really quickly sounds like.
0:20:14 > 0:20:19It says here that Becky is a Rainbow leader. Not a clue.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Ready or not, here I come!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Is she a leader of rainbows? I don't know.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Let's join Becky on the Sucker Punch.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Oh, she may be good at this, but will she beat the Big Balls today?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36No, more chance of being struck by lightning.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Right, she's onto the Big Balls ramp.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41That's one, two. What is...?
0:20:43 > 0:20:44No!
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Whoo!
0:20:47 > 0:20:51All right, I know what's coming. I'm going to get struck by lightning.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Ha ha.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Come on.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57No? OK.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Fair enough, fair enough. So, Becky is our...
0:21:01 > 0:21:07Yeah, clever, very clever, and so predictable. Thank you.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Becky's on the Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah now.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Do you remember when we used to laugh at people
0:21:12 > 0:21:15falling off the Balls? Oh, those were the days.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Everyone does it now.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Bone-Dry Becky completes the course in 1:18,
0:21:21 > 0:21:25making her the fastest, driest person across the course today.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28In fact, she's the fastest woman ever to tackle the new Qualifier.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Unbelievable.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Now this guy looks impressive.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Look at that. He could kill a man...
0:21:39 > 0:21:41with his thumb.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45I'm joined now at the top of the Qualifier by J from Hertfordshire.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- How are you spelling that?- J.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- That's an easy one to remember, isn't it?- Yes.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54Are you excited? Is there anything that you're looking forward to?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I'm looking forward to the Big Balls.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59They are my destiny. I must try and get past them.
0:21:59 > 0:22:04This time, my money's on him. He is definitely going to cross the Balls.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07It's his destiny, and you can't mess with that.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11So off he goes. The Catwalk Sweeper is his first enemy.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14J has narrowly avoided being knocked off
0:22:14 > 0:22:17and does a good job of regaining balance.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Hang on, you'll come back round.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24He didn't say that was his destiny, did he?
0:22:24 > 0:22:25# Come on, everybody
0:22:25 > 0:22:26# Come on in
0:22:26 > 0:22:30# Bobby's going to show you how to do the swim. #
0:22:30 > 0:22:31This may be a slow swim,
0:22:31 > 0:22:34but at least he's not getting his face wet, and that's important.
0:22:34 > 0:22:39Look at that, dry face in the water.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45OK, onto the Big Balls now.
0:22:45 > 0:22:50Here we go again, get ready for J to meet his ball-crossing destiny.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Oh, The Motivator is activated, but he lands on the first ball.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Yeah, this one's in the bag.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Come on, destiny awaits.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07J's destiny may lay in tatters,
0:23:07 > 0:23:10but at least the Big Balls are back with a vengeance.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Nice to have you back, fellas.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Time for some of that spectacular swimming action again.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Genuinely never seen anything like it.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23He does it with his eyes closed.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Finally, J finishes the course in 5:59.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30- Over here!- Sadly, that's the slowest time of the day so far.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32J!
0:23:32 > 0:23:35He's not ignoring you, Amanda, he's just a little bit overwhelmed.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40How does all of that affect the leaderboard?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Bone-Dry Becky's in first place
0:23:42 > 0:23:44ahead of Ed Scissorhands and La Troya Jackson.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Taxing Claire's fourth, SnailMan Tony's six,
0:23:47 > 0:23:50My-Mate Primate Colm and Rider Rach are eighth and ninth,
0:23:50 > 0:23:53with Cambridge Sophie in 10th
0:23:53 > 0:23:57and Catwoman Bonny clings onto that 12th place.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Apparently, some people do believe
0:23:59 > 0:24:02that the Total Wipeout course favours taller contestants.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06In fact, it has been accused of being short-ist.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08I would like to refute this.
0:24:08 > 0:24:13I've no idea what refuting is, but I'd like to do it and do it now.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15The next three competitors are all very tall,
0:24:15 > 0:24:18so let's test the tall theory once and for all.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Release the giants.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23At 6ft 2, Paul's not small.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25His head's in the clouds, literally.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28He's an air traffic controller.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Esther's friends call her Amazon,
0:24:29 > 0:24:33which is great, because I don't have to think of a nickname.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35And this is rugby-playing Gavin from Plymouth.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39He's the tallest of our giants at a massive 6ft 6in.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43I'm the Flying Scotsman and I'm cleared for takeoff.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46I'm a big strong girl, I'm going to show you how it's done.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Big man, small course.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Timid shout-out.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53OK.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54He's massive.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Amanda passes the eye test, there.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01No, it's not actually a diving board.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Tidal wave!
0:25:02 > 0:25:07Amazonian Esther makes the most of her long legs.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Oh! Oh, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Not Small Paul's next to have a go.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Right in the kneecap. And the face.
0:25:16 > 0:25:216ft of chipboard versus 5ft 11 of woman.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28And sadly, the chipboard wins.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32Gavin is off. He's off.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36It's air traffic controller Paul versus the punching wall.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Who will come out on top?
0:25:41 > 0:25:44He's very nimble for his size.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Almost at the end now.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Oh, and the Sucker Punch has knocked Paul down to size.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55Time for the three big people to take on the four Big Balls.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59Rugby player Gavin's not used to balls this shape!
0:25:59 > 0:26:01It seems they don't like Gavin either.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05# Love lift us up where we belong...
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Headband's gone.
0:26:08 > 0:26:14# Where the eagles cry on the mountain high... #
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Do you know what?
0:26:17 > 0:26:20I'm so glad that falling off the Balls is back in fashion.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22I missed that.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Air traffic, but no control.
0:26:25 > 0:26:30The Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah can just about take the strain there.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33But Giant Gavin can't.
0:26:33 > 0:26:38As they say in the movies, Esther's got long legs that just don't quit.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41Oh, they quit, all right.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Not Small Paul now. That's better.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Oh, that's worse!
0:26:46 > 0:26:47Oh, and that's better again.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Not Small Paul jumps - well, steps to the finish line in 1:48.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57- Giant Gavin stops the clock at 2:32.- Come on!
0:26:57 > 0:27:02And Amazonian Esther reaches the summit in 3:29.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Proof, then, that being tall isn't all it's cracked up to be.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Which of course, I knew all along.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Four contestants to go now.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13And this is 38-year-old Phil from Blairgowrie in Scotland
0:27:13 > 0:27:16who's a former Scottish karate champion.
0:27:16 > 0:27:22And by the looks of things, he's had his golf clubs stolen.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24I'm a black-belt caddy, but today,
0:27:24 > 0:27:27I'm the one getting a hole in one on the Big Red Balls.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29OK, time to check out Phil's handicap.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Teeing up, ready to swing.
0:27:31 > 0:27:35Albatross, eagle, birdie. Oh, fore!
0:27:36 > 0:27:38SHE LAUGHS
0:27:41 > 0:27:45Phil's used to playing on the fairway, but this is the unfair way.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48And he falls right into the water hazard.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51Perhaps now Phil will have more empathy towards his golf balls.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Phil The Bogeyman finishes in 1:28,
0:27:57 > 0:28:01which is surely enough to "putt" him into the next round.
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Yeah.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Now it's time for something very special.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08It gives me great pleasure to introduce the one, the only,
0:28:08 > 0:28:11Muhammad Ali...from Huddersfield.
0:28:13 > 0:28:17- Muhammad, tell me, are you as fit as your namesake?- Fitter.
0:28:17 > 0:28:21So is this going to be kind of like the Rumble In The Argentinean Jungle?
0:28:21 > 0:28:24Damn right. You've heard of the Rumble in the Jungle,
0:28:24 > 0:28:26you've heard of the Thriller in Manila,
0:28:26 > 0:28:29this is going to be the Pakistina in Argentina.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32Bring it on!
0:28:32 > 0:28:34OK, some big talk from the big man there.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37But can he live up to his namesake?
0:28:37 > 0:28:39I float like a butterfly, I sting like a bee.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42I may not be the boxer, but I'm Muhammad Ali.
0:28:44 > 0:28:48And he's off. It's the Catwalk Sweeper first.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51He floats like a butterfly.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53Ooh! That's going to sting like a bee.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59Cleared the first and onto the second sweeper now. He ducks.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01Misses it twice.
0:29:01 > 0:29:05Groin. Yeah, face. That's not good.
0:29:08 > 0:29:12# Muhammad Ali He floats like a butterfly
0:29:12 > 0:29:14# Stings like a bee. #
0:29:14 > 0:29:16He's taking some blows,
0:29:16 > 0:29:19but true to his namesake, Muhammad Ali's battling through.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Yes!
0:29:22 > 0:29:25Oh, this is it, the pressure is on.
0:29:25 > 0:29:29Time for Muhammad Ali to take on the heavyweight champion of the world.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32Weighing in at four tons, it's the Sucker Punch wall.
0:29:32 > 0:29:35It's the Battle of the Brawn, the Tussle of the Muscle, the...
0:29:35 > 0:29:37Oh, Dud in the Mud.
0:29:42 > 0:29:43Come on, Muhammad!
0:29:45 > 0:29:47Weighing it up, briefly.
0:29:47 > 0:29:50And going for it. One, two...
0:29:52 > 0:29:56Great first jump, but a slip on the second ball
0:29:56 > 0:29:58means Muhammad Ali's out for the count.
0:30:00 > 0:30:04Final bout now, Mohammed Ali versus the Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Now that's a sentence
0:30:06 > 0:30:09that could only ever make sense on Total Wipeout.
0:30:09 > 0:30:10Ooh...holds it together.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12Come on, now!
0:30:14 > 0:30:18He's done it and in a knockout time of 2:12!
0:30:18 > 0:30:21It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24Big mouth!
0:30:24 > 0:30:27Last to tackle the course are sisters Sandy and Caroline,
0:30:27 > 0:30:28who have lots in common.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30For example, they're both stupid enough to
0:30:30 > 0:30:32sign our Health and Safety waiver.
0:30:32 > 0:30:36Let's join them both now on the Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah.
0:30:36 > 0:30:40It's like looking in a mirror. Well, not in my mirror, obviously.
0:30:40 > 0:30:41That was just weird.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43A mirror with them in.
0:30:46 > 0:30:52# Please don't hurt me. #
0:30:52 > 0:30:56Oh! Sadly for Caroline, just smashing your face on the target
0:30:56 > 0:30:59doesn't count, you've got to land.
0:30:59 > 0:31:01Sister Sandy now.
0:31:01 > 0:31:02OK, sorry, girls.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04Here we go.
0:31:04 > 0:31:06Yes! No.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08Oh, gosh!
0:31:10 > 0:31:11Oh.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17So that's two more things the girls have in common now.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19They both finished The Qualifier in over five minutes
0:31:19 > 0:31:22and failed to get through to the next round.
0:31:22 > 0:31:26In first place, it's Bone-Dry Becky.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29Ed Scissorhands is in second, and La Troya Jackson is third.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32Not Small Paul is fifth, Taxing Claire is sixth.
0:31:32 > 0:31:33SnailMan Tony is eighth.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Oxford Laura is ninth.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38The legendary Muhammad Ali is tenth,
0:31:38 > 0:31:42and Rider Rach steals that precious 12th place.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45That marks the end of a legendary Qualifier
0:31:45 > 0:31:48where four contestants have beaten the Big Balls.
0:31:48 > 0:31:52Bone-Dry Becky sets the fastest time ever by a lady over the new course,
0:31:52 > 0:31:56and Oxford have notched up yet another victory over Cambridge.
0:31:56 > 0:31:57Remarkable stuff.
0:31:57 > 0:32:01Seems a shame to change the tone and look at the losers,
0:32:01 > 0:32:03but just for the record, here they are.
0:32:03 > 0:32:09# Soy un perdedor
0:32:09 > 0:32:11# I'm a loser, baby
0:32:11 > 0:32:14# So why don't you kill me?
0:32:14 > 0:32:19# Soy un perdedor
0:32:19 > 0:32:22# I'm a loser, baby
0:32:22 > 0:32:25# So why don't you kill me?
0:32:25 > 0:32:31# Soy un perdedor
0:32:31 > 0:32:34# I'm a loser, baby
0:32:34 > 0:32:37# Things are going to change I can feel it. #
0:32:42 > 0:32:47It's time for the utterly terrifying Crash Mountain in the rain.
0:32:47 > 0:32:50This beast won't stop for the weather.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53In fact, it won't stop at all since the brakes wore out,
0:32:53 > 0:32:55but a downpour and some added danger
0:32:55 > 0:32:58are welcomed here with open mechanical arms.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00The aim of the game remains the same. Contestants must
0:33:00 > 0:33:03jump from any platform on to the rotating arm,
0:33:03 > 0:33:07then run to the centre, avoiding the two sweepers as they go.
0:33:07 > 0:33:11Except today, it's more slippy, more skiddy and more dangerous,
0:33:11 > 0:33:13but much more fun to watch.
0:33:13 > 0:33:16In fact, the wetter the better.
0:33:16 > 0:33:2012 competitors start, but only five can progress to the next round.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22Let's meet the 12.
0:33:22 > 0:33:27On podiums one and two, it's Oxford Laura and Rider Rach.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29I ride racehorses for a living. This'll be a doddle.
0:33:29 > 0:33:33I don't quite see the connection. On three, it's Not Small Paul.
0:33:33 > 0:33:37Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, Mohammed Ali, who's he?
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Paul, he's standing right next to you.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42If Muhammad can't get to the Crash Mountain,
0:33:42 > 0:33:45let the Crash Mountain come to Muhammad.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Technically, that would be against the rules.
0:33:47 > 0:33:51On five and six, it's Ball Kick Nic and La Troya Jackson.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53Hee hee! Let's go!
0:33:53 > 0:33:57Seven, eight and nine hold My-Mate Primate Colm,
0:33:57 > 0:34:00Phil The Bogeyman and SnailMan Tony.
0:34:00 > 0:34:03My snails might be slow, but you just watch me go!
0:34:03 > 0:34:06On podium ten, it's Ed Scissorhands.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08I want to be a cut above the rest.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10He's going to have hat hair after that.
0:34:10 > 0:34:14And finally on 11 and 12, it's Bone-Dry Becky
0:34:14 > 0:34:16and Taxing Claire.
0:34:16 > 0:34:20Muhammad Ali, this round you're going down, buddy!
0:34:20 > 0:34:23Well, just like back in the '70s, Muhammad Ali is clearly
0:34:23 > 0:34:25the one they all want to beat,
0:34:25 > 0:34:28so now, for the first time ever in Total Wipeout history,
0:34:28 > 0:34:32it's time for me to link from my warm, dry studio
0:34:32 > 0:34:36over to a wet and cold Amanda down by the course.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38It's a little bit wet out here now.
0:34:38 > 0:34:41Not as wet as this lot are going to be in a few minutes.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43It's Crash Mountain. Are you all ready?
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Yes!
0:34:45 > 0:34:47At least one of them is. Three,
0:34:47 > 0:34:49two,
0:34:49 > 0:34:51one!
0:34:51 > 0:34:54It's a wonderful sight, isn't it?
0:34:54 > 0:34:56I'm talking about Amanda having to use an umbrella.
0:34:56 > 0:35:02OK, Troy gets things going, and Colm's in too.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05Troy puts his right foot out, Colm puts
0:35:05 > 0:35:08his right foot in, then they put their whole selves into the water.
0:35:10 > 0:35:13Ed Scissorhands cuts a dash. Oh!
0:35:13 > 0:35:15But ends up having a hair wash.
0:35:15 > 0:35:19The rainwater now! This is going to be tougher than normal.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23Oxford Laura launches her bid.
0:35:23 > 0:35:26Oh, best effort so far!
0:35:26 > 0:35:30Not Small Paul dives. He needs to get back up now.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32Or just fall in the water.
0:35:32 > 0:35:34Phil The Bogeyman.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36Oh, and he's made it. Incredible!
0:35:36 > 0:35:40Ed's running and he's done it, too.
0:35:40 > 0:35:44Golf caddie Phil is first into the Crash Mountain clubhouse,
0:35:44 > 0:35:47while Ed Scissorhands is close behind.
0:35:47 > 0:35:50Two places decided. Three still up for grabs.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52Muhammad Ali now.
0:35:52 > 0:35:55Oh! Fix! He took a dive!
0:35:55 > 0:35:59Oh, Primate Colm has another crack.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Oh, and then feels another crack.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03IMITATING GORILLA: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oops!
0:36:03 > 0:36:08Very funny, Amanda, yes. Not Small Paul's running. Oh!
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Oh, no, Paul!
0:36:10 > 0:36:12Paul's succeeded in leaping the sweeper,
0:36:12 > 0:36:15but failed to land his tall frame on Crash Mountain.
0:36:17 > 0:36:21Bone-Dry Becky is taking a more cautious approach.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24Oh, oh! And that's her first
0:36:24 > 0:36:25soaking of the day.
0:36:25 > 0:36:29Flat jockey Rider Rach has mounted the bridge now.
0:36:29 > 0:36:32She's up and running.
0:36:32 > 0:36:35- And she's across!- Yes!
0:36:35 > 0:36:37Very clever run. Rach befriends her enemy
0:36:37 > 0:36:41here by using the sweeper to climb on to the peak of Crash Mountain.
0:36:41 > 0:36:43Great initiative.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46So three across now and only two places left.
0:36:46 > 0:36:49SnailMan Tony, Muhammad Ali, Bone-Dry Becky,
0:36:49 > 0:36:53La Troya Jackson, Ball Kick Nic, Not Small Paul,
0:36:53 > 0:36:55My-Mate Primate Colm,
0:36:55 > 0:36:58Oxford Laura and Taxing Claire all still battling it out.
0:37:00 > 0:37:04Claire suddenly bursts into action and fails. Oxford Laura, now.
0:37:04 > 0:37:06Oh, tantalisingly close!
0:37:06 > 0:37:08Oh, Laura!
0:37:08 > 0:37:10Nic now.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15They're throwing themselves at it out there!
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Colm's back for thirds.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19And he's hanging on.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21He's up, he's up...
0:37:21 > 0:37:23and he's down again.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27Colm may have beaten the Balls,
0:37:27 > 0:37:29but he just can't conquer Crash Mountain.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Not Small Paul. Oh, he's bottled it,
0:37:34 > 0:37:38but Muhammad doesn't and he's done it. He's the fourth man standing.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41Muhammad Ali floated like a butterfly across the bridge,
0:37:41 > 0:37:43then jumped like a frog onto the centre.
0:37:43 > 0:37:46One spot left now.
0:37:46 > 0:37:48Troy wants it and Troy gets it!
0:37:48 > 0:37:51The final five have been selected.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54Becky, having a late go there,
0:37:54 > 0:37:58either that's just for fun or she can't count up to five.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00Well, it's goodbye time again.
0:38:00 > 0:38:03I'll won't say I'm sending those seven packing.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06I prefer to see it as setting them free.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09Setting them free in the economy cabin of a no-frills aircraft,
0:38:09 > 0:38:11where there's no food, only one toilet
0:38:11 > 0:38:15and the only film they show is Mr Bean's Holiday, again.
0:38:18 > 0:38:22I was touching the mountain. I was actually touching the mountain,
0:38:22 > 0:38:25but it just slipped between my fingers.
0:38:26 > 0:38:30I had enough attempts, just didn't get it right.
0:38:30 > 0:38:31It was tough out there.
0:38:32 > 0:38:36That was absolutely fantastic. It was over so quickly.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38I've one attempt at it and I didn't make it,
0:38:38 > 0:38:41but that was brilliant. I want to do it again.
0:38:43 > 0:38:47I'm very disappointed. It was a lot harder than it looks, a lot harder.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52I tried my best. I just didn't seem to stay on for some reason!
0:38:52 > 0:38:55I'm definitely leaving the competition with my head held high.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58I was so close,
0:38:58 > 0:39:00but so far away in the end.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03They're so competitive, but I'd love Muhammad to go down!
0:39:03 > 0:39:08He's so cocky, he needs to be taken down a peg or two.
0:39:08 > 0:39:12Ooh! Isn't it sad that those guys had to go?
0:39:12 > 0:39:13Actually, no, it isn't.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15It's just survival of the fittest.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18That's Charles Dickens's theory of evolution.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21Those losers didn't evolve fast enough to deal with
0:39:21 > 0:39:26standing on poles, so they became extinct, like dodos or unicorns.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29Back to our five surviving mammals, who will now face
0:39:29 > 0:39:32the head-spinning, stomach-churning, vomit-inducing thrills
0:39:32 > 0:39:34of Dizzy Dummies.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42It might be in the drizzle, but Dizzy Dummies still works the same.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45Contestants get spun in the spinner,
0:39:45 > 0:39:48but with that rain it's more like a washing machine. Dazed, confused
0:39:48 > 0:39:51and wet, they have to climb over the spinning goalposts.
0:39:51 > 0:39:55Then it's the Wall Squeeze, where they'll find themselves in a tight spot.
0:39:55 > 0:39:59It's a case of posting themselves through some odd-shaped holes.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Then there's the Barrel Bridge, so named
0:40:01 > 0:40:04because it's a bridge made of barrels.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07And it all ends with a leap onto the finish podium.
0:40:07 > 0:40:10The game is run twice. Each time one contestant gets eliminated,
0:40:10 > 0:40:15which will eventually leave the three competitors facing the Wipeout Zone. Over to you, Amanda.
0:40:15 > 0:40:20Five contestants with strength, speed and balance.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23All that's irrelevant now as they're about to take on Dizzy Dummies.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25Are you all ready?
0:40:25 > 0:40:27ALL: No!
0:40:27 > 0:40:29No means yes. Three,
0:40:29 > 0:40:31two, one!
0:40:33 > 0:40:37So, as the contestants lose their bearings, and their loose change,
0:40:37 > 0:40:41let's have a reminder of who's spinning in the rain. First of all there's him.
0:40:41 > 0:40:45It's the King Of Pop, La Troya Jackson.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50And there's him, the legendary Muhammad Ali.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53He it's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am. Whoa!
0:40:53 > 0:41:00Next to him it's her, the princess of the paddock, Rider Rach.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04Then there's this bloke...
0:41:06 > 0:41:09..golfing guru, Phil The Bogeyman.
0:41:11 > 0:41:16Finally, there's this guy, the Baron Of Blue Rinse, the Prince Of Perms,
0:41:16 > 0:41:18the Guy with the Weird Dance.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21It's Ed Scissorhands, the hairdresser.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25OK, they're off.
0:41:26 > 0:41:31Ed's first out of the trap, and first to the floor.
0:41:32 > 0:41:37Now they're all at it. The rain is making it slippier than usual,
0:41:37 > 0:41:39which is good for you and me. Oops!
0:41:39 > 0:41:43Troy makes a break for it. He's first through the goalposts.
0:41:43 > 0:41:46On to the Wall Squeeze for him.
0:41:46 > 0:41:49La Troya Jackson making history now as the first man
0:41:49 > 0:41:52to be squished through a recycled mangle on TV.
0:41:52 > 0:41:56- Come on, Troy!- The others aren't even close.- Peekaboo!
0:41:57 > 0:42:00Just one jump left and he's done it.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02- He has done it!- Whoo!
0:42:02 > 0:42:06His shorts have got twisted, that's probably why he's adjusting them.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10Brilliant speedy performance from La Troya Jackson.
0:42:10 > 0:42:13In a matter of seconds he is through to the next round.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15But who will be joining him?
0:42:15 > 0:42:19Phil and Ed are sharing a moment in the first wall.
0:42:19 > 0:42:22Phil makes a break for it. Ed's not far behind,
0:42:22 > 0:42:25but seems to be stuck in the hole.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28They do say telly does add 10 pounds.
0:42:28 > 0:42:33And Phil The Bogeyman jumps to safety. He is the second man across.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35Ed's finally made it through the hole.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38Muhammad now hot on his heels, but Ed is through.
0:42:38 > 0:42:39Only one place left now.
0:42:39 > 0:42:44Rach making a late run for it, but Muhammad one step ahead.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46Rach looking determined.
0:42:46 > 0:42:49Muhammad is slowing down.
0:42:49 > 0:42:51This is going to be very close.
0:42:51 > 0:42:52Rach is closing in,
0:42:52 > 0:42:56but there's just too much ground to cover, and Muhammad is in.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58- Oh, Rach!- And Rider Rach is out.
0:42:58 > 0:43:02The going was too wet for her and she's not best pleased.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04The bookies are happy, though.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06- Are you OK?- Yeah, I'm fine.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09That was just so slippy. I just couldn't get my balance on it.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12You should be proud to get this far. Well, done. Hard luck
0:43:12 > 0:43:15- for not getting through. - Yeah, never mind.
0:43:15 > 0:43:20So it's goodbye to Rider Rach, who was the last girl in the game,
0:43:20 > 0:43:25which means it's a 100% manly affair from here on in.
0:43:25 > 0:43:27Feel the burn!
0:43:27 > 0:43:291,001! Yeah.
0:43:31 > 0:43:331,002.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40So the Dizzy Dummies starts up again
0:43:40 > 0:43:45and, before you worry, I can assure you those seat belts are very tight.
0:43:45 > 0:43:49Shame the same can't be said for the garden twine that holds it all together.
0:43:49 > 0:43:53Only joking - there's nothing holding it together!
0:43:53 > 0:43:58OK, it's stopping and they're off on their final run.
0:43:58 > 0:44:00Ed does a little wobble.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02It might have been a dance.
0:44:02 > 0:44:04But Troy just storms ahead again.
0:44:04 > 0:44:08- He jumps...well, falls straight through the goalposts.- Whoo-hoo!
0:44:08 > 0:44:11Troy goes for a spin, but quickly gets back to his feet.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14He's first onto the Barrel Bridge now
0:44:14 > 0:44:17and with all the rain, those things will be very, very slippery.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20Ed Scissorhands closing the gap.
0:44:20 > 0:44:22Here comes Phil.
0:44:22 > 0:44:25Oh, Phil's in. And Ed, too.
0:44:25 > 0:44:29Troy manages to keep his grip when all around him are losing theirs.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31He's almost there.
0:44:32 > 0:44:37And he's done it again. Troy is the first man through to the Wipeout Zone final.
0:44:37 > 0:44:38Who will be joining him?
0:44:40 > 0:44:42Well, not Muhammad right now.
0:44:42 > 0:44:46- Oh, Muhammad! Took it in the face. - Yeah.
0:44:46 > 0:44:50The legendary Muhammad Ali seems to have a glass chin.
0:44:50 > 0:44:54Now he needs to float like a butterfly back to the start of the course.
0:44:54 > 0:45:00So it's between Ed Scissorhands and Phil The Bogeyman.
0:45:00 > 0:45:02Phil's trying to walk it, good luck with that.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04Oh, he's off!
0:45:04 > 0:45:06Ed's turn... Ow!
0:45:06 > 0:45:11..to do the same. All three men left to swim back to the beginning.
0:45:11 > 0:45:12This will tire them out.
0:45:12 > 0:45:15Muhammad's first back up onto the barrels.
0:45:15 > 0:45:18This time he's taking it slow. Remember, it's not a race.
0:45:18 > 0:45:21No, wait, it is! It IS a race. Hurry up!
0:45:23 > 0:45:25He's made it onto the penultimate barrel
0:45:25 > 0:45:28and the others are closing in now.
0:45:29 > 0:45:32Ooh, he's there!
0:45:32 > 0:45:35That's two down. One more to go. It's between Ed and Phil.
0:45:35 > 0:45:37And this is close.
0:45:39 > 0:45:43In the blink of an eye Ed Scissorhands takes a leap into the final.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45Let's see that again.
0:45:47 > 0:45:52So close! A slip up by Phil right at the end enabled Ed Scissorhands
0:45:52 > 0:45:56to join Muhammad Ali and La Troya Jackson in the Wipeout Zone,
0:45:56 > 0:45:58leaving Phil The Bogeyman out in the rain.
0:45:58 > 0:46:03- That was so unbelievably close. - That was great fun. Really good fun.
0:46:03 > 0:46:08Is there not a little teeny, tiny part of you that's just thinking doh!
0:46:08 > 0:46:12- It's time to go home, I'm just pleased for those three guys.- Doh!
0:46:12 > 0:46:14Doh!
0:46:14 > 0:46:15Thank you very much.
0:46:15 > 0:46:17- Doh!- Cheers.
0:46:19 > 0:46:21So, Phil The Bogeyman joins Rider Rach
0:46:21 > 0:46:25on the long, sad, disappointing journey home,
0:46:25 > 0:46:27plus their plane's been delayed.
0:46:27 > 0:46:30I say plane, it's an Argentinean cattle ship.
0:46:30 > 0:46:32I say delayed, I mean sunk.
0:46:32 > 0:46:34So, a clash of the titans awaits.
0:46:34 > 0:46:40That's if you can call a regional hospital manager, a warehouse operator and a hairdresser "titans".
0:46:40 > 0:46:43Time for a reminder of what makes these guys heroes.
0:46:46 > 0:46:51The Wipeout Zone is designed for people like myself. It's exciting,
0:46:51 > 0:46:55it's difficult and it's very testing.
0:46:56 > 0:47:00I've put myself through so much since I've been here
0:47:00 > 0:47:04and I am severely shocked at how well I've done to get this far.
0:47:04 > 0:47:08I'm very confident, but not overly confident.
0:47:08 > 0:47:13I just want to get in there, show them how it's done, bring home the cash. Eee hee!
0:47:16 > 0:47:19I think it's going to be very close tonight.
0:47:19 > 0:47:21A Joe Frazier and Muhammad Ali final,
0:47:21 > 0:47:25with maybe Ricky Hatton, me and Ed!
0:47:25 > 0:47:29I've got the fastest time in The Qualifier from the three left,
0:47:29 > 0:47:32so I'd like to hope that will help me and spur me on.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35I'm going to do some moonwalk, I'm going to do some hee-eee!
0:47:35 > 0:47:37And I'm going to win it.
0:47:38 > 0:47:43I truly believe I've got a self belief and a self conviction to be the champion tonight.
0:47:43 > 0:47:46Muhammad talks the talk, let's see if he can finally walk the walk.
0:47:46 > 0:47:49Muhammad Ali, I'm just going to knock him right out.
0:47:51 > 0:47:55King Of Pop Michael Jackson, King of Total Wipeout Troy Stewart.
0:47:55 > 0:47:57Eee-hee, bring it on!
0:47:57 > 0:48:01It's definitely time to prove that hairdressers are real tough guys.
0:48:01 > 0:48:03Beauty is much better than brains!
0:48:05 > 0:48:07It's going to be a knockout.
0:48:10 > 0:48:12What film's that music from?
0:48:12 > 0:48:14No, don't tell me, it'll come to me later.
0:48:14 > 0:48:18Yeah, anyway, the suspense is really building now.
0:48:18 > 0:48:23Muhammad, Troy and Ed are within touching distance of the title
0:48:23 > 0:48:25and the £10,000 prize.
0:48:25 > 0:48:30The atmosphere couldn't be any more tense than it is right at this moment...
0:48:30 > 0:48:33Rocky! It's from Rocky, isn't it? Yeah, where was I?
0:48:33 > 0:48:37Oh, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Wipeout Zone!
0:48:44 > 0:48:49These are the challenges which await the final three in tonight's Wipeout Zone.
0:48:50 > 0:48:53Killer Surf, slidey.
0:48:53 > 0:48:56Rapid Climb, slippy.
0:48:56 > 0:48:58Balance Beam, skinny.
0:49:00 > 0:49:03Crazy Sweeper, sweepy.
0:49:03 > 0:49:05Tarzan Swing, swingy.
0:49:05 > 0:49:07And, finally, the Turntable...
0:49:07 > 0:49:09Oh, I've run out of S words.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11No, wait, spinny!
0:49:11 > 0:49:16The person with the fastest time wins the title and the 10 grand prize, simply!
0:49:19 > 0:49:24So, there are three contestants, there's a Wipeout Zone, there's a podium.
0:49:24 > 0:49:27There's a camera, there's a cameraman and this is a stool,
0:49:27 > 0:49:32but enough of this in-depth behind-the-scenes information, I'll save that for the DVD.
0:49:32 > 0:49:38For the final time today let's go over to Amanda who now is looking a little bit drier. Shame.
0:49:38 > 0:49:41It's the Wipeout Zone and what a line-up we have.
0:49:41 > 0:49:44A man who thinks he's Michael Jackson,
0:49:44 > 0:49:48a man who knows he's Muhammad Ali and Ed the hairdresser.
0:49:48 > 0:49:52And the first to run is Ed the hairdresser.
0:49:52 > 0:49:57Ed approaches the Killer Surf with a crash helmet to prevent split ends.
0:49:59 > 0:50:07He's off! He's in!
0:50:07 > 0:50:10OK, first of all Ed must swim to the Rapid Climb,
0:50:10 > 0:50:12then he'll have just 10 seconds to get up it
0:50:12 > 0:50:14before a tidal wave is unleashed.
0:50:17 > 0:50:21Quick progress so far.
0:50:21 > 0:50:24Still climbing and...
0:50:24 > 0:50:27yes, he's beaten the tidal wave!
0:50:27 > 0:50:30On to the Balance Beam now. Ed steps out tentatively.
0:50:30 > 0:50:32Gently does it.
0:50:32 > 0:50:35A little wobble... and he's over.
0:50:35 > 0:50:37Well, nothing has stopped Ed so far,
0:50:37 > 0:50:39but now it's crazy sweeper time.
0:50:39 > 0:50:41What will his strategy be?
0:50:44 > 0:50:47He pauses, then just runs for it. Hurry up, Ed!
0:50:47 > 0:50:49That sweeper is catching up.
0:50:49 > 0:50:52Move it! Oh!
0:50:52 > 0:50:53- Oh, incredible!- Yes!
0:50:53 > 0:50:56Ed's run is as flawless as his hair.
0:50:57 > 0:51:00He prepares for the Tarzan Swing now.
0:51:00 > 0:51:03- There he goes. Oh!- Oh! - Oh, he's in the water.
0:51:03 > 0:51:04That was...
0:51:04 > 0:51:06That was Ed's first mistake.
0:51:06 > 0:51:10A quick recovery and he can still set a difficult time to beat.
0:51:10 > 0:51:12Up the Turntable now for Ed.
0:51:12 > 0:51:16- Strength ebbing fast. - Come on, Ed!
0:51:16 > 0:51:18That's got to hurt now. Tired.
0:51:18 > 0:51:20Just one leap left.
0:51:20 > 0:51:23And he's there, Ed Scissorhands completes
0:51:23 > 0:51:27the Wipeout Zone, and in a superb time of 1 minute 40 seconds.
0:51:28 > 0:51:32That was an almost perfect run from Ed.
0:51:32 > 0:51:34Just the one mistake on the Tarzan Swing.
0:51:34 > 0:51:38I thought he would have made a good Tarzan, he's certainly got the hair for it.
0:51:38 > 0:51:41Ed, darling, come on out, my dear.
0:51:41 > 0:51:44So, how was that for you?
0:51:44 > 0:51:48- Oh, my God, it was fabulous! - You were pretty quick tonight.
0:51:48 > 0:51:53- Oh, thank you. I hope so. It feels like I'm on there forever when you're doing that.- Really?
0:51:53 > 0:51:56Does 1 minute and 40 seconds feel like forever to you?
0:51:56 > 0:51:58Oh, my God! That's wicked!
0:51:58 > 0:52:01I know you were slightly surprised to get here tonight,
0:52:01 > 0:52:05but that was a brilliant time and that means yours is the time to beat.
0:52:05 > 0:52:08Brilliant. OK. Well, hopefully I've done enough.
0:52:08 > 0:52:11Let's have a look, because Muhammad's up next.
0:52:11 > 0:52:17Forget the Thriller In Manila, it's time for Muhammad Ali to face the Scaries in Buenos Aires.
0:52:17 > 0:52:19Made that up just then!
0:52:25 > 0:52:28Clean landing for Muhammad and he swims to the Rapid Climb.
0:52:28 > 0:52:32Will he be able to match Ed's speed up the ramp
0:52:32 > 0:52:35and avoid that fearsome tidal wave?
0:52:35 > 0:52:39The clock starts as soon as he gets on the ramp.
0:52:39 > 0:52:40Here he goes.
0:52:42 > 0:52:44Muhammad hauls himself up
0:52:44 > 0:52:47and the 10 second wave countdown starts...
0:52:47 > 0:52:48now.
0:52:50 > 0:52:52Oh, that slip won't help.
0:52:52 > 0:52:55Hurry up, Muhammad, time is running out.
0:52:55 > 0:52:57Three, two, one...
0:52:57 > 0:52:59no!
0:53:00 > 0:53:03Here comes the tidal wave.
0:53:03 > 0:53:04Muhammad has to cling on for dear life
0:53:04 > 0:53:09until this wave passes, and this is costing him a lot of time.
0:53:13 > 0:53:16OK, he's back on his feet now,
0:53:16 > 0:53:19but can't afford to make any more mistakes.
0:53:19 > 0:53:21He can still set a good time.
0:53:21 > 0:53:23Cautiously onto the Balance Beam
0:53:23 > 0:53:24using the wall for support.
0:53:24 > 0:53:27Slowly does it.
0:53:30 > 0:53:32But he's making his way across.
0:53:37 > 0:53:40He's done it. That's the Balance Beam cleared.
0:53:40 > 0:53:41Ali versus the Crazy Sweeper now.
0:53:41 > 0:53:45Off he goes. He ducks under the sweeper arm.
0:53:45 > 0:53:48And then just goes for it.
0:53:48 > 0:53:50Come on, Muhammad!
0:53:50 > 0:53:52It's chasing you. He's done it!
0:53:54 > 0:53:57But he's already missed the cut-off on Ed's time.
0:53:57 > 0:53:58He doesn't know that, though,
0:53:58 > 0:54:00and neither does Ed.
0:54:00 > 0:54:03Tarzan Swing now.
0:54:03 > 0:54:06- And, oh, he's nailed it! - Oh, my God. Oh, no!
0:54:06 > 0:54:07Muhammad might not have won,
0:54:07 > 0:54:10but he's certainly given Ed a scare.
0:54:10 > 0:54:13And Muhammad finishes in 2 minutes 4 seconds,
0:54:13 > 0:54:16which is good, but just not good enough today.
0:54:16 > 0:54:21The legendary Muhammad Ali was fighting a losing battle from the Rapid Climb onwards.
0:54:21 > 0:54:24I never expected Ali to get beaten by a hairdresser.
0:54:24 > 0:54:27Time for Amanda now to tell Muhammad how he's done.
0:54:27 > 0:54:30- How are you doing, darling? - I'm doing good,
0:54:30 > 0:54:36- I'm doing good.- Well, there was a lot of floating like butterflies and stinging some things out there.- Yeah.
0:54:36 > 0:54:40I give it my best shot, and may the best man win.
0:54:40 > 0:54:44We've been wondering if you're going to be champion, like your namesake.
0:54:44 > 0:54:49Muhammad Ali, I'm afraid not, because Ed was faster than you.
0:54:49 > 0:54:53- Hard luck, man. You'll have to go join the others.- Congratulations.
0:54:53 > 0:54:59But, Ed, you know what this means. Yours is now the time to beat.
0:54:59 > 0:55:03Troy is a fantastic contestant. How do you feel about that?
0:55:03 > 0:55:05Really, really nervous, but...you never know.
0:55:09 > 0:55:11Here comes the final chapter.
0:55:11 > 0:55:14Troy has 1 minute 40 to beat.
0:55:16 > 0:55:19Just Beat It, you see?
0:55:19 > 0:55:21Oh, yeah, keep 'em coming!
0:55:21 > 0:55:24Oh, no, he's flipped.
0:55:24 > 0:55:26Somersault!
0:55:26 > 0:55:30Troy has to make his way to the Rapid Climb now.
0:55:30 > 0:55:32Takes his time.
0:55:33 > 0:55:35No, get down!
0:55:39 > 0:55:40But he's up now.
0:55:40 > 0:55:45The countdown to the tidal wave starts here.
0:55:45 > 0:55:48- Troy is just storming up there.- No, no, no!
0:55:48 > 0:55:51Ed's looking worried, and quite rightly so.
0:55:51 > 0:55:54It's neck and neck as Troy tackles the Balance Beam.
0:55:54 > 0:55:58He's on, doing well so far.
0:56:00 > 0:56:02- No, no, no! - He's cleared it.
0:56:03 > 0:56:06There's nothing in it.
0:56:06 > 0:56:08Timing absolutely crucial now,
0:56:08 > 0:56:10no margin for error.
0:56:10 > 0:56:13Troy just waiting for the right moment.
0:56:13 > 0:56:15Oh! That clearly wasn't it.
0:56:17 > 0:56:19Troy lost his balance
0:56:19 > 0:56:22and the Crazy Sweeper just finished him off.
0:56:22 > 0:56:24And as the clock ticks away,
0:56:24 > 0:56:26Tory has lost the game. Oh!
0:56:26 > 0:56:29And now he's well and truly lost it.
0:56:29 > 0:56:32One last push onto the Tarzan Swing for Troy now.
0:56:33 > 0:56:35Come on, Troy!
0:56:35 > 0:56:37You changed your tune!
0:56:39 > 0:56:42Brilliant swing from Troy. That's how it's done.
0:56:42 > 0:56:44But what happened there?
0:56:45 > 0:56:47Oh, no!
0:56:51 > 0:56:53Final jump now.
0:56:56 > 0:56:59And he's home in 2 minutes 45.
0:56:59 > 0:57:01Again, a good time, but not today.
0:57:01 > 0:57:04A moment of reflection there.
0:57:06 > 0:57:13Troy made a brilliant start, but a moment of madness on the Crazy Sweeper cost him the title.
0:57:13 > 0:57:16Time for Amanda to reveal tonight's winner.
0:57:16 > 0:57:20- How are you doing? - Good. Enjoyed it very much. - You started particularly well.
0:57:20 > 0:57:23- What happened on the Sweeper? - I just slipped.
0:57:23 > 0:57:27- I just slipped. - Oh, well, listen, Troy, you've been a fantastic contestant.
0:57:27 > 0:57:32I can tell you right now, Ed, you wanted to be the little guy to beat the two big guys
0:57:32 > 0:57:35and you've done it! You are the Total Wipeout champion!
0:57:35 > 0:57:39Well, done! Hard luck, Troy.
0:57:43 > 0:57:47What a superb performance from Ed Scissorhands.
0:57:48 > 0:57:51- No, no!- Yeah!
0:57:51 > 0:57:55Don't worry about him getting wet, I'm sure he packed his hairdryer!
0:57:55 > 0:57:59So, Essex hairdresser Ed Taylor is tonight's winner.
0:57:59 > 0:58:02Not only does he receive that trophy and £10,000,
0:58:02 > 0:58:07he also gets a great anecdote to tell his clients about what he did on his holidays.
0:58:07 > 0:58:13And if that wasn't enough, Ed will now go forth and be reunited in battle with Troy and Muhammad.
0:58:13 > 0:58:17All three have earned their place in this series' grand finale. It's coming.
0:58:28 > 0:58:32That looks brilliant, but in the meantime it's business as usual.
0:58:32 > 0:58:35Same channel, same time,
0:58:35 > 0:58:37or different channel, different time.
0:58:37 > 0:58:39I don't know, this might be a repeat.
0:58:39 > 0:58:41From Amanda and me, goodnight.
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