0:00:02 > 0:00:04If victory had a face it would look like this...
0:00:10 > 0:00:12..but it doesn't, because it's a word.
0:00:15 > 0:00:20Tonight these eight champions stand up one last time to defend their honour
0:00:20 > 0:00:24against 14 angry runners-up with one thing on their minds...
0:00:24 > 0:00:26SHE SQUEALS
0:00:26 > 0:00:28HE ROARS
0:00:28 > 0:00:29..revenge.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34But only one can be crowned Series Champion.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43This is Total Wipeout - The Final.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Let the finalising begin.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Hello, I'm Richard Hammond and this is the Total Wipeout Final.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Well, sorry, not this, this isn't, this is my podium.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57But this, all the curtains and that, this is the Total Wipeout Final.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Tonight's show is exactly like a normal show except everybody
0:01:01 > 0:01:06on it is going to be a bit cocky, so watching them bounce off things will be all the more satisfying.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Here are those things off from of which they will fall off from.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13the Qualifier, champions run it,
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Crash Mountain, champions climb it,
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Dizzy Dummies, champions are sick on it,
0:01:20 > 0:01:25and the Grand Final, the Wipeout Zone. Only one champion wins it.
0:01:27 > 0:01:32Not only does tonight's winner walk away with a Total Wipeout - The Final trophy,
0:01:32 > 0:01:35they also get 10,000 smackeroons.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38I don't know what that is in pounds. How many smackeroons to the pound?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Oh, apparently it's the same in pounds, who'd have thought?
0:01:41 > 0:01:46Let's go over to Amanda to kick off this, the ultimate Total Wipeout tournament.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56I'm joined now at the top of the Qualifier by teeny tiny but rusty tufty
0:01:56 > 0:02:00super-fit gymnastics coach Kayley. Welcome back, Kayley.
0:02:00 > 0:02:05- Hiya.- What have you got to show the big 'uns what you've got?
0:02:05 > 0:02:12Erm... I'm not too sure, cos they've got such long legs and they all seem really fit.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Grace Kayley shouldn't undersell herself too much.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Last time she was here she came second in the Wipeout Zone
0:02:18 > 0:02:20and achieved one of the highest ball jumps ever.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Look at that, it's a good 'un!
0:02:23 > 0:02:27No longer age before beauty, it's my tiny size that is going to win the prize.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Yeah! KLAXON BLARES
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Oops. Off you go, yeah, yeah!
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Right, Kayley's first obstacle is a returning favourite,
0:02:35 > 0:02:3915 slightly dodgy planks held together in a slightly poor fashion.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42They've been the undoing of many a past contestant.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45It can only be Rake in the Face.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50And off goes the 20-year-old gymnast.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Yes! Oh... Oh, no.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56That was a spectacular fall, I'll give her that.
0:02:56 > 0:03:03A flawless leap followed by a textbook dismount, marvellous work.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05That's going to hurt.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Grace Kayley needs to be quick getting to the second set of Rakes
0:03:08 > 0:03:11as there's a large queue of champions just behind her.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Here we go, makes her run, this is good, better, bestest,
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- and she made it! - Rufty tufty Kayley, well done.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22So Kayley wastes no time heading to the Sucker Punch.
0:03:22 > 0:03:2822 really annoyed pneumatic fists with one mission, to hurt champions.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Watch out for that fist, and the other fist, and all of the...
0:03:33 > 0:03:36just look out.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Aargh!
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Arms out like a true gymnast. Look at that, lovely.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Now the four arch-nemeses of any prospective champion...
0:03:49 > 0:03:50..the Big Balls...
0:03:52 > 0:03:54with added motivation.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58As if this lot need it. They won't.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Here we go. No, don't look at it, Kayley, it might swing for you.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Right, she's off.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Ooh, she did it again!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09SHE LAUGHS
0:04:09 > 0:04:11That was almost identical to last time.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15There you go, height-wise nothing in it, but Grace Kayley
0:04:15 > 0:04:18has moved forward leaps and bounds on her footwork.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Spectacular left leg tuck going on there, look.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Only the fastest 12 make it through to the next round,
0:04:23 > 0:04:26but being the Final, Kayley has got some stiff competition
0:04:26 > 0:04:31so she does need to get a move on onto the last obstacle.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Very excited about this one, it's all shiny and brand-new,
0:04:34 > 0:04:39specially hand-picked to push these champions to the limit.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44You've seen strawberries, you've seen raspberries.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Well, that's nothing, it's time to meet...
0:04:47 > 0:04:48the...Dangleberries?
0:04:48 > 0:04:49HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY Excuse me.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52# You just keep me hanging on... #
0:04:52 > 0:04:57Nine dangling berries that need to be crossed as quickly as possible
0:04:57 > 0:05:02if the contestants are going to reach the end podium in double-quick time.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05How will the first ever Dangleberry tackler fare?
0:05:05 > 0:05:08We sure they're called that? They are called that, OK.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Second berry, she's on.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- Yeah, she is stuck.- I can't reach! - Oh, she can't reach.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I can't reach any of them.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20She can't reach any of them.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Whoo!- Whoo!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Oh, she fell in the water.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28So the Dangleberries claim their first victim,
0:05:28 > 0:05:30and Kayley doesn't get her five a day.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33I've got a feeling this won't be the last Dangleberry defeat.
0:05:35 > 0:05:40Kayley bounces up the stairs to the finish podium in a time of 2:41,
0:05:40 > 0:05:43but will that be quick enough to get her into the next round?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46You started that off in literally leaps and bounds,
0:05:46 > 0:05:50but it didn't go so well because you got one in the face, didn't you?
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Yeah. Not leaps big enough.
0:05:53 > 0:05:58Next to go is today's oldest and probably hardest past runner-up, it's Hard Nut Harry.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Oh, maybe he's softened up a bit since he was last on.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Hmm, ill-advised, this.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Only joking, this was Harry last time.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Roooar!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18And this is what he's like now.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Aargh!
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Quite a difference, I think you'll agree.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I'm lean, I mean, I'm a loving machine,
0:06:25 > 0:06:28I've been here before and I'm back for more,
0:06:28 > 0:06:33this time with a cheque on the door. Yeah! Yeah!
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Yeah!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Yeah!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Time to Harry to show us what he's made of.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yes, yes, ooh!
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Come on, Harry.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Oh, no! That wasn't supposed to happen.
0:06:49 > 0:06:54Strong start from this forklift-driving tough guy, followed by an unnecessary finish.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58He'll be disappointed with that start. Oh, dear.
0:06:58 > 0:07:03On his last visit, Hard Nut Harry made it over the Sucker Punch.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05He's probably hoping it'll run away from him today.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09So this time round should be no problem at all, picking his nose.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Oof! Oh, that's going to hurt.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21Ah, careful. Ooh! Ooh, crikey.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27It's always the low down ones that get them.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32He's going to end up with big red balls there.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Sorry, different thing, moving on. Here we go.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37One...two... Ooh!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39SHE LAUGHS
0:07:39 > 0:07:43It starts off well, but Harry ends up going in nut-first.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46That mohican has had quite a wash today.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Just the Dangleberries to go for Hard Nut Harry.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Come on, Harry. He's on one.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Oh, Lord, I think he's stuck too.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Oh, he just gave up there.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09So Harry takes the scenic route to the finish podium
0:08:09 > 0:08:12in a time of 3:07.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Oh, Mother. Whoo!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18First time around both Kayley and Harry were runners-up,
0:08:18 > 0:08:22unlike this next competitor who is today's first champion,
0:08:22 > 0:08:27a man who can proudly say he's got a Total Wipeout trophy on show in his house.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30If you look in the cupboard under the stairs it's next to the vacuum cleaner,
0:08:30 > 0:08:33then there's a plastic sledge and a shoe cleaning kit. It's there.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35# Champion... #
0:08:35 > 0:08:38It's 53-year-old Paul of the Arctic.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42This brave explorer pummelled the opposition to bag a trophy
0:08:42 > 0:08:46and £10,000, and he's back to do it all again.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50How did it feel to go home and be the Total Wipeout champion?
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Great, the missus didn't stop laughing for two days, especially when she gets the cheque.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Was she laughing at you or with you? - I think she was laughing at the cheque.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Yeah, they're funny when they bounce.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03I didn't like the spinning but I loved the winning, and I'm back.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Total Wipeout, be nice!
0:09:05 > 0:09:10Not sure if it's going to be nice, Paul. Anyway, off he goes.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15Yes, good, yes, yes!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17And a champion start from the champion, come on, Paul...
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Oh, loose one there, loose one.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22It all started so promisingly.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25an intrepid fall there from Paul of the Arctic,
0:09:25 > 0:09:26he takes it in his stride.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32It is a quick time, though. Paul racing up the ramp, come on.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Yes... Ooh!
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Yep, that was worthy of a real champion, that fall,
0:09:40 > 0:09:44definitely worth seeing again, I'd say.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46And there you go.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Just the Dangleberries to go, looking strong.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Uh, looking wet.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Despite falling off nearly everything, this first champion
0:10:02 > 0:10:07finishes the fastest so far today, 1:55.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Well done, Paul of the Arctic.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Now for the second champion,
0:10:15 > 0:10:2123-year-old Kent model Josh, from Kent, and he came first.
0:10:21 > 0:10:26Now, Josh, you were Total Wipeout champione, proving...
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Oh, there you go, proving that you've got muscles, in just one arm.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31HE LAUGHS
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Off goes the model and champion. Wow!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39He's making this look easy.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Ooh, oh!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- What a recovery.- Get in!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Get in indeed, Josh.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51On to the Big Balls, this is going to be good. One...two...
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Oh, he's on the third, come on!
0:10:55 > 0:10:59He did touch the fourth ball, though, that's great work.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Josh from Kent is looking very fast,
0:11:05 > 0:11:08he might just have the quickest time of the day here, come on.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Ooh! He's beaten the Dangleberries...
0:11:11 > 0:11:14plushed! Ow!
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Ooh, your little voice has gone all squeaky as well, hasn't it?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Just a little bit. you know how it is. I'll be all right.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- But you made it, which is brilliant. - Yeah.
0:11:24 > 0:11:31Next to go, another model and runner-up to Josh from Kent, it's Frankie Incredible.
0:11:31 > 0:11:37Well, listen, the last time you were here you were beaten in the Wipeout Zone by another model, Josh.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Yeah.- Are you going to wipe that pout off his pretty face today?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Definitely, and the other guys, yeah.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47This is for the girls, I'm going to strut my way round this course.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Off she goes. Come on, Frankie.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Yes.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57- Oh, no, not the face!- Oh, no.
0:11:57 > 0:12:02She's got the elegance of Naomi Campbell when she fell off that catwalk, she did.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Oh! Sorry about the face.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Last time she was on, Frankie Incredible
0:12:06 > 0:12:09put in an incredible effort on the Big Red Balls
0:12:09 > 0:12:11but didn't quite make it.
0:12:11 > 0:12:17So the gauntlet has been laid. Can Frankie beat her last performance?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Well, she's not looking exactly sprightly now.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Yes, come on, Frankie, here we go, here we go. One...two...
0:12:23 > 0:12:27Ooh, she's on the third, she's on the third ball. Come on, Frankie, get up.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Yes.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Come on.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32- YES!- YES!- Yes, she did it!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35She did it!
0:12:35 > 0:12:41Frankie Incredible joins the elite ball crossers club with one shoe, what an achievement. Incredible.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45It might not be the fastest time so far
0:12:45 > 0:12:50but she more than made up for it with that ball crossing effort.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Yeah!
0:12:51 > 0:12:54This is past runner-up Jerome Flatley.
0:12:54 > 0:13:00Last time he was on the show this tough boxer picked a fight with Amanda. Mistake.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03And lost. AMANDA LAUGHS
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Now it's time for a rematch.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09In the bluey-green corner, he's nifty on his feet, it's Jerome Flatley.
0:13:09 > 0:13:15In the pinky-red corner it's the woman with the sharpest tongue in Argentina, Amanda Byram.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19It's Byram vs Flatley, round one. Fight!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24That's a triple knockout for Amanda.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29Hailing from Sheffield, England, hoping to avenge my loss last time.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33- Bring it on! - Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding, round two.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37This should be no trouble for this boxing hero, the Sucker Punch.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39This one made for him.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Oh, no, he's out for the count.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Jerome really is going through the mill today.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46It got him. Yeah, properly.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Ooh!
0:13:51 > 0:13:56- Come on!- Despite a pretty rough ride, Jerome reaches the end in 2:29.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58He looks happy...
0:13:58 > 0:13:59ish.
0:13:59 > 0:14:05I stand agog at the fact that you didn't get past the Sucker Punch.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07I know.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Slipped up at the last moment.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12The punch just came from nowhere.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15No, they came from there on the right, all the same place, look.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Anyway, time for a look at the leaderboard.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20So Josh from Kent ends up grappling for first place
0:14:20 > 0:14:21with Paul of the Arctic.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Frankie Incredible takes a ballsy third.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28In fourth and fifth, it's Jerome Flatley and Grace Kayley,
0:14:28 > 0:14:31and it's hard luck for Hard Nut Harry who's in sixth.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Now for another champion and Total Wipeout record holder.
0:14:35 > 0:14:42Rob Roy ran the fastest Wipeout Zone ever, 1:06.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44He'll be hoping to beat that today.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48They call me the flying Scotsman, let's hope I can fly into the next round.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53And off flies Rob Roy.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Wow, look at that!
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Oh, no, oh!
0:15:00 > 0:15:03I'm not sure about record-breaking, that was more kind of nose-breaking.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Look, smash.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08I think the muddy kilt might be slowing him down.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12No, it's not! Two...three...face.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14That right there was a Glasgow kiss.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16It was!
0:15:18 > 0:15:19He saw that all right, eh?
0:15:21 > 0:15:26Well, those knocks to the head haven't affected his performance.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29He's on. Oops!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Hang on, Rob Roy, come on.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Hold on! Uh, yeah, there was something inevitable about that.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38What an amazing run, though.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Roy is climbing to hit another potential record,
0:15:40 > 0:15:451:39, the fastest time so far today.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50But how long will that record stand?
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Here's another champion, and he's not short on confidence.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55It's Ooh Ooh Dave.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57HE SQUEAKS
0:15:57 > 0:16:01Now, are you banking on another fantastic performance here today?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Of course I am, I'm going to win this one, again.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Again and again and again. Too easy. I could do it with my eyes closed.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Don't do it with your eyes closed, we're not insured for that.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Complicated. Ooh!
0:16:13 > 0:16:17Ooh, Dave really should be doing this course with his eyes open.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Big Balls now.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Please open your eyes, Dave, please. One...two...
0:16:22 > 0:16:25pain.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29That looked nasty, for him, obviously. Great for us.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32If Dave had opened his eyes, this is what he might have seen.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Probably better keeping them shut.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Oh, great, they're open now.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40# Suddenly I see... #
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Well, this should help him.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Oh, and it has, too, it's a really quick run.
0:16:44 > 0:16:49In fact he's in danger of beating Rob Roy. Almost there.
0:16:49 > 0:16:54Wow, a Dangleberry victory in 1:39, another draw.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58If this keeps happening it's really going to mess up my leaderboard.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01On the balls the faceplant was quite spectacular.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04My head should have fallen off, I don't know how it didn't.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07I was probably stranded there for about two minutes like that.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Ah, another form to fill in.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Look, it's Shabba and his homies, but where are his homies?
0:17:13 > 0:17:17I'm a regular football player, I play every week, I play with the homies.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18What, you play with the homeless?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21No, not the homeless! They're the boys, the homies.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Oh, the homies.
0:17:22 > 0:17:28The homies, it's time for part two, so let me entertain you. Let's go!
0:17:28 > 0:17:31So once again Shabba is homieless.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Who are the homies, is that a family name?
0:17:33 > 0:17:34He doesn't care anyway, look at him go!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37What a start! Wow!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Unbelievable!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Astonishing!
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Oh, that can't be good for his homies, no. Argh!
0:17:46 > 0:17:47He is quick, though. Wow!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Come on, Shabba.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Shabba's on the blue... Is that a tetrahedron? Is it?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56I... I...doesn't matter now, he's in the water.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59It's a bit pyramidy, isn't it? That's dodecahedron.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01I know it's not important.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Shabba minus his homies gets round the Qualifier
0:18:04 > 0:18:09- in a really quick time - 1:38. - Yes! Get in there.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12That's quicker than Rob Roy, wow.
0:18:12 > 0:18:19I reckon if I get to the final for this one, I'm going to give it 200%, especially for my boy Junior.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Ah, Jiggedy Biggedy Ali's back.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Erm...
0:18:24 > 0:18:27It's a book? Three words.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31Eating a sandwich? Is that a book?
0:18:31 > 0:18:36Jiggedy Big is back, I want to make history and it's going to be tonight.
0:18:36 > 0:18:42- Yeah!- Yeah, but will it be good history like Winston Churchill or bad history like the poll tax riots?
0:18:42 > 0:18:45You know, there's history and history...
0:18:45 > 0:18:48This looks like good history so far.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Wow!
0:18:49 > 0:18:51SHE LAUGHS
0:18:51 > 0:18:57The kebab shop owner takes on the Sucker Punch, looking good...
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Ooh, sneaky trip!
0:19:00 > 0:19:02It's time for the Big Balls, come on, Ali.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Here we go.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Oh, ooh, ooh!
0:19:07 > 0:19:12Yet again it's a case of Jiggedy Biggedy and then a splash.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15That strategy definitely needs work.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18But Ali is flying across the Dangleberries,
0:19:18 > 0:19:20he could even beat Shabba's time here.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21This is incredible.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26- Stretches out... And he's done it! - Yes!
0:19:26 > 0:19:31Ali snatches the lead with an unbelievable time of 1:34.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35This is incredible and there's still 12 people to run.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Now for another returning champion.
0:19:40 > 0:19:46He wore a bandanna, he's called Andy. That's right, it's Band Andy.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Listen, you're a Total Wipeout Champion,
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Andy from Bideford, how did that feel?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Erm...wrong.
0:19:56 > 0:20:01My dad once told me it's not the winning, is the taking part.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03What does he know?
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Well, he knows how to raise a Total Wipeout Champion, show some respect.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Off he goes. Ooh-hoo, hoo, hoo!
0:20:10 > 0:20:13OH!
0:20:13 > 0:20:17I wonder if he spent his entire ten grand winnings in the souvenir shop.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19It looks like he did but...
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Oh, pain all over.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25But being a true champion, that little fall didn't stop Andy
0:20:25 > 0:20:27so off he goes. No, that did.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Stopped him there.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Let's see how he deals with the Dangleberries.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39Quite slowly it seems. I think I might need to come back to him.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Andy's not the only person to struggle with the Dangleberries,
0:20:44 > 0:20:47these tricky little foam fellows have slowed the pace
0:20:47 > 0:20:49of even the fastest competitors today.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50I'm stuck!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- Come on!- How am I going to do this?
0:20:53 > 0:20:57The trick is not to dangle for too long, that's what gets you.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Returning runner-up Sort Of Kel
0:21:00 > 0:21:03found the Dangleberries sort of...
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Tricky. This wasn't supposed to happen.
0:21:07 > 0:21:1337-year-old Wipeout Zone veteran, Ivor the Driver seemed to...
0:21:13 > 0:21:15let go of the handbrake.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19And 41-year-old children's entertainer Handy-sized Andy struggled.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Come on. Argh!
0:21:21 > 0:21:24But still managed to entertain the kids.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Just goes to show that even some of the finest competitors of the series
0:21:28 > 0:21:32can come unstuck thanks to some ill-placed dangly shapes.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- Last stop.- I can't reach!
0:21:35 > 0:21:40Back to Band Andy and he's been dangling for over two minutes now.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43That's not good news, given today's stiff competition.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Unfortunate.
0:21:47 > 0:21:53So Band Andy reaches the finish in 5:11. I'll say no more.
0:21:53 > 0:21:59I love those Dangleberries, a great obstacle, so well crafted, it's all in the name.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Oh, just received an e-mail from Sylvia in Sidcup,
0:22:02 > 0:22:06and she's very upset at the use of the word Dangleberries.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08It does sound a bit rude, doesn't it?
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Ooh, just received another e-mail, this one is from Steve.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16Apparently dangleberries are a type of fruit from the east coast of America.
0:22:16 > 0:22:21It has a pink flower. Oh, that sounds lovely, that's not horrible at all.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25No, Sylvia disagrees. She says it still sounds rude.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29Yeah, it does.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Oh, this one's from my producer.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Oh, I see, it says, "Get on with it."
0:22:33 > 0:22:35OK, here's the leader board.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38So Jiggedy Biggedy Ali has leapt to the top spot
0:22:38 > 0:22:40with Shabba close behind.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Ooh-ooh Dave is in third, and so is Rob Roy, annoyingly
0:22:43 > 0:22:45on the next page, with Josh from Kent
0:22:45 > 0:22:47and Paul of the Arctic in joint fifth.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Just too many ties.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Ivor the Driver is in eighth, and looking slightly more precarious
0:22:52 > 0:22:58are Grace Kayley, Band Andy, and Hard Nut Harry.
0:22:58 > 0:23:03This is Total Wipeout legend Katie Lamb, the daughter of England cricket legend Allan Lamb.
0:23:05 > 0:23:10Here she is on the Sucker Punch hoping that mud doesn't stop play.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12What did she do there?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14That, that leg move.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17She's at it again, maybe Katie's unlocked
0:23:17 > 0:23:21the secret of the Sucker Punch with this adapted fast bowling technique.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27There you go, it works.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Oh, look.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Looking good. Ooh, howzat?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Oh, Katie!- Yeah.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40My mistake, it wasn't a breakthrough, just a silly way of walking.
0:23:40 > 0:23:45Katie seems to be just fooling around on the berries.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Oops.
0:23:46 > 0:23:51Katie completes her champion's qualifier in a time of 2:47.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Sorry, Alan, it looks like your daughter might be out for a duck,
0:23:54 > 0:23:55in the water.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Next to go is wildlife vet and runner-up Dashing Julian.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Last time Julian was here, he dashed straight into the water...
0:24:06 > 0:24:09like that.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Time to see if Julian can beat that performance.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16One, two, three, four... Oh, no!
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Uh...
0:24:17 > 0:24:22Good news - fourth ball. Bad news - broken face.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28But a great recovery and a good time so far.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33- Yes!- He's done it, despite that clattering.
0:24:33 > 0:24:39Dashing Julian reaches the end in a still rather good 1:54. Well done.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Still doesn't excuse the shorts.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Now it's the turn of Wiggly Wiggly Andy, the Total Wipeout champ
0:24:46 > 0:24:49who did this, and this,
0:24:49 > 0:24:50and won that.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53- Welcome back, Andy. - How are you doing? Nice to meet you.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56- I'm very...- I met you before, what are you talking about?
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Well, nice to meet you again. Nice to see you, to see you nice.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Can't have that catchphrase, it's taken.
0:25:01 > 0:25:06The champ is back, but the job is not done until I'm number one...
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- again!- A bold statement indeed.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12It's time to see if the actions speak louder than words.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16Wow! Massive jump, amazing stuff.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Across the first set of Rakes, now the second.
0:25:19 > 0:25:24Ooh! No, he's recovered and he's over.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26There he is.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Sucker Punch now, can Andy keep this up? Come on.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Ooh!
0:25:31 > 0:25:36And he's doing well, flawless stuff from Wiggly Wiggly Andy.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Last time out, Andy became a ball crosser.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Yes!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Can he become a ball double-crosser today?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Here we go. Come on. One, two,
0:25:45 > 0:25:49three... Oh, maybe he can. Blimey!
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Come on. Oh! What a legend!
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Andy Cowper from Welwyn Garden City
0:25:55 > 0:25:58does what no person has ever done before,
0:25:58 > 0:26:01he's crossed the balls for a second time.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04He just has talent. Amazing.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Andy posts an incredible leader board topping time of 1:22.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10I am such a big fan of this guy,
0:26:10 > 0:26:12but this next guy's not.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15That's because Andy beat James, the slam poet, last time round
0:26:15 > 0:26:17and now he wants revenge.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20- James, welcome back. - Hi, Amanda, how's it going?
0:26:20 > 0:26:24You have any final-related poetry for me today?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- I've got one, if you want it. - I'd love one, yes, please.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30This one is called the City of Water.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34I'm back with sharper teeth, heightened awareness of these main streets of water.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37I'll jump from pillar to plinth and stand so much taller,
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Spring-heeled Jack's found another brawler.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40KLAXON
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Yeah, the klaxon operator clearly not a fan of poetry.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Anyway, Slam Dunk James sets off.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48- Ooh!- Oh!
0:26:48 > 0:26:51A giant leap to match Andy's, but he's slightly cautious now,
0:26:51 > 0:26:53it is paying off.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Now on to the second batch.
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- Yes!- Wow, James has matched Andy's impressive start.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04And he got across here unscathed.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Ooh! He's getting a bit scathed but this is looking good. Ow!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Andy's across.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12The boy is back in town.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16He's going to need to do something special here to beat Andy.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17One, two... Ooh, what's this?
0:27:17 > 0:27:20And he's done it!
0:27:20 > 0:27:24That was special. That was ultra special.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27That was beyond special.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31Slam Dunk James just gallops across the balls, utterly brilliant.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36This is starting to resemble an actual sport show now,
0:27:36 > 0:27:38you know, four, four, two,
0:27:38 > 0:27:42game of two halves, do a goal, all of that.
0:27:42 > 0:27:43Isn't it?
0:27:43 > 0:27:46And what's more, James has defeated the Dangleberries.
0:27:46 > 0:27:51A flawless run and an all-time record for the qualifier, 1:07.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55James has triggered the Unbelievable-ometer.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58Andy will be jealous.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Phew! This is relentless.
0:28:00 > 0:28:04Here's 27-year-old champion Scouser Modest Mikey.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08Calm down, calm down, calm down.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12Yes, it's the welcome return of my Liverpudlian accent
0:28:12 > 0:28:15and, of course, Scouse champion Mike.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18Crikey Mikey, you did well the last time.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21I didn't do too badly really. It was fantastic, it was, you know.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23Calm down, calm down, calm down.
0:28:23 > 0:28:27- Push it, push it, PUSH IT! - FARTING
0:28:27 > 0:28:29You pushed it a bit hard there.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33So off goes Modest Mikey. He is flying.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36Yes! Oh, oh!
0:28:36 > 0:28:38And now he's falling.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41Mikey, crikey!
0:28:41 > 0:28:45Three crossings so far today, not sure if I can take another.
0:28:45 > 0:28:49One, two, three, no, four! This is...
0:28:49 > 0:28:51I'm gonna need some tablets.
0:28:51 > 0:28:55Amazing! Truly heroic stuff from Mikey.
0:28:59 > 0:29:03And somehow Mikey has beaten Slam Dunk James's time
0:29:03 > 0:29:07and set off the Unbelievable-ometer again.
0:29:07 > 0:29:101:06. ALARM BLARES
0:29:10 > 0:29:12This is doing nothing for my blood pressure,
0:29:12 > 0:29:15I don't think I could take another ball crossing.
0:29:15 > 0:29:19Will someone turn the alarm off! ALARM STOPS
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Thank you.
0:29:21 > 0:29:26This is Scott, and he's from Basingstoke.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29On the international special, he flew the flag for team GB.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31Whoo!
0:29:31 > 0:29:36You thought it was just a warm-up, now you're going to see my A game!
0:29:36 > 0:29:39Great Scott, he's confident!
0:29:39 > 0:29:41Here we go.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43Ooh, ooh! Look at this!
0:29:43 > 0:29:45Wow! I... What?
0:29:45 > 0:29:46Amazing.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49I'm having palpitations the way this show's going.
0:29:49 > 0:29:52On to the Sucker Punch. Super fast start on the Sucker Punch.
0:29:52 > 0:29:57- Ooh!- Not for long.
0:29:57 > 0:30:00Great Scott, it's the Big Balls.
0:30:00 > 0:30:05One, two... This can't be happening again.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07Four.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09He's done is as well! That's five in one day.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11Incredible!
0:30:11 > 0:30:14Great Scott nearly over the Dangleberries to finish in...
0:30:14 > 0:30:16Oh, no. It's coming.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19Wait for it.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21ALARM BLARES He's set the alarm off. 1:04.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24That's the fastest ever, again!
0:30:27 > 0:30:30Stay calm.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32Stay calm.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36It's OK, I'm feeling better now.
0:30:36 > 0:30:37Two contestants remain.
0:30:37 > 0:30:39Firstly, there's champion No Wally Ollie,
0:30:39 > 0:30:42a serious contender.
0:30:42 > 0:30:47Then there's Geordie Legs Ian, the less serious contender.
0:30:48 > 0:30:54First time around, Ian sported a wonderful collection of facial hair, but times have changed.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56The chops have gone.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59Just the tache remains. Very suave.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05Now what kind of a Wally wears socks like those?
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Yes, No Wally Ollie.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10My name is Ollie B, you can't catch me,
0:31:10 > 0:31:13I'm the fastest thing that you'll ever see!
0:31:13 > 0:31:15So, Wipeout, bring it.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17Bring what, new socks maybe?
0:31:17 > 0:31:21Right, Ollie's charge begins.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23Ooh, charge temporarily interrupted.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25Ollie, Ollie, Ollie! Ow, ow, ow!
0:31:25 > 0:31:28Ah, Geordie Legs, must be Ian's.
0:31:28 > 0:31:34By the power of my moustache, I'm going to bag this cash!
0:31:34 > 0:31:39So time to see what the power of a tache can do. Hmm, oh.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44Where's the power in your tache now, eh, Ian?
0:31:44 > 0:31:48There's Ollie getting fired up. I think you need some anger management.
0:31:49 > 0:31:54And this is the place for it. Mind the shorts. Ooh, no!
0:31:59 > 0:32:01Oh, dear.
0:32:01 > 0:32:02Take it on the chin. That's it.
0:32:02 > 0:32:06Yeah, anatomy class needed for Amanda.
0:32:06 > 0:32:07That's not his chin, no.
0:32:07 > 0:32:12Now can Ian's all-powerful tache protect him on the Sucker Punch?
0:32:13 > 0:32:14No, not even slightly.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17No, not at all, in fact.
0:32:17 > 0:32:18And now it's muddy.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23Ollie's looking good, though.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26He reaches the finish in 2:10.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28He's just snuck into the final 12.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31Come on.
0:32:31 > 0:32:32And what's this?
0:32:32 > 0:32:35Ian is looking quick too. This is so close to Ollie's time.
0:32:35 > 0:32:39If he can beat 2:10, he's going to make it to the next round.
0:32:41 > 0:32:45Come on, Ian, do it for facial hair everywhere.
0:32:45 > 0:32:47Careful.
0:32:47 > 0:32:53Yes! He's done it. 2:05, and Ian has ousted Ollie from the final 12.
0:32:53 > 0:32:56What a dramatic finish.
0:32:56 > 0:32:59So the final leader board looks like this, with their frankly
0:32:59 > 0:33:02record-breaking times Great Scott, Modest Mikey, and Slam Dunk James.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04Jiggedy Biggedy is in fifth,
0:33:04 > 0:33:08Rob Roy and Ooh Dave joint seventh, Josh from Kent
0:33:08 > 0:33:10and Paul of the Arctic joint tenth,
0:33:10 > 0:33:13and by the power of his moustache, Geordie Legs Ian just snuck in.
0:33:13 > 0:33:16What a competition this is turning out to be!
0:33:17 > 0:33:21As this show is the final, it's all about the winner.
0:33:21 > 0:33:25But you've got to give the losers some credit and here they are.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47This is Crash Mountain.
0:33:47 > 0:33:53They've all crossed it before, but this time it's personal.
0:33:53 > 0:33:5912 champions. Only five can make it through to the next round.
0:33:59 > 0:34:03It's an all-out dash to the centre to reserve their places
0:34:03 > 0:34:05in Dizzy Dummies.
0:34:05 > 0:34:10The other seven take their seats for the first time on the losers bench.
0:34:13 > 0:34:19On podiums one and two, it's Ooh Dave and Wiggly Wiggly Andy.
0:34:19 > 0:34:24There's only room for one record breaker so, Roy, I'll see you later.
0:34:24 > 0:34:29On three and four, Dashing Julian and Geordie Legs Ian.
0:34:29 > 0:34:35On this mountain I will not crash, because I have a magic moustache.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38Ole. On five, six, and seven,
0:34:38 > 0:34:42Jiggedy Biggedy Ali, Paul of the Arctic, and...
0:34:44 > 0:34:47No, stop that! Rob Roy.
0:34:47 > 0:34:51On eight and nine, Great Scott and Slam Dunk James.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54Yes, I believe in love, yes, I believe in peace,
0:34:54 > 0:34:56but I'm bringing all these boys to the ground.
0:34:56 > 0:35:01On ten and 11, Josh from Kent and Shabba and his homies.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04My name is Shabba and I am the king with the golden crown.
0:35:04 > 0:35:08You know what? You ain't my homies. You lot are going down. Whoa.
0:35:08 > 0:35:13Careful. And finally on podium 12, it's Modest Mikey, looking modest.
0:35:17 > 0:35:23It's an all-male Crash Mountain, there's testosterone everywhere,
0:35:23 > 0:35:24and it's catching.
0:35:24 > 0:35:27- Are you all ready?- CONTESTANTS: Yes.
0:35:27 > 0:35:31They're are men, they say they were born ready. Three, two,
0:35:31 > 0:35:33one!
0:35:35 > 0:35:39Champions Crash Mountain begins and James is dashing already.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42- Oh, James!- This is ridiculous!
0:35:42 > 0:35:45James is already into the next round.
0:35:45 > 0:35:48James is on.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53Within milliseconds James made it,
0:35:53 > 0:35:56and he even took out the camera on the way.
0:35:56 > 0:36:00Yes, are those cables safe in that water? Hmm.
0:36:01 > 0:36:04Roy's on now, and off. Couldn't match James.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06Now it's Josh from Kent.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10- Ooh!- Oh, Joshey!
0:36:10 > 0:36:14Dashing Julian. Ooh! Hang on.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18No.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20Oh! Right in the ribs.
0:36:22 > 0:36:25Who'll be next? It's Paul of the Arctic.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27Ooh, hang on.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30Now Scott's on the paddle.
0:36:30 > 0:36:33Paul's nearly sliced in half. Hang on.
0:36:33 > 0:36:40And now he's off. But Great Scott is through to the next round.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42Great Scott living up to his name.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44Two places taken, three remain.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48And Shabba is going for one of them.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50Come on, Shabba. It's the lover man.
0:36:50 > 0:36:54I think Amanda's been on the tequila again.
0:36:54 > 0:36:55Shabba's up.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58- Ooh! That went very wrong.- Oh!
0:36:58 > 0:37:02That really was a champion quality wipeout.
0:37:02 > 0:37:03Excellent work.
0:37:07 > 0:37:12And now Ooh Dave leaps into action. Careful.
0:37:12 > 0:37:13He's up. Ow!
0:37:15 > 0:37:17David, oh!
0:37:19 > 0:37:24Dave treating us to another world-class wipeout.
0:37:24 > 0:37:29Josh from Kent is on the paddle for the second time. Come on, Josh.
0:37:29 > 0:37:34He's up, he's away, and Josh is through too... I think... Yes, he is.
0:37:34 > 0:37:38Two places left, who will take them?
0:37:38 > 0:37:46Dave, Andy, Roy, Julian, Ian, Paul, Shabba, or Mikey?
0:37:49 > 0:37:53Ian and his Geordie legs surge into action...
0:37:53 > 0:37:55kind of.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Yep, he's up. Ooh!
0:38:00 > 0:38:03That hit him like a steam train.
0:38:05 > 0:38:06Ha-ha! Ow!
0:38:10 > 0:38:12It's Modest Mikey going for it now.
0:38:12 > 0:38:16Come on. Got to get up. He is...
0:38:16 > 0:38:18Ooh! So close!
0:38:18 > 0:38:20And quite painful.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23Here's Wiggly Wiggly Andy.
0:38:23 > 0:38:27Ready to pounce. He's up and look at that, Andy is through.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34After that spectacular run by Andy,
0:38:34 > 0:38:38only one place remains in Champions Dizzy Dummies.
0:38:38 > 0:38:39Paul.
0:38:39 > 0:38:42Oh, no!
0:38:42 > 0:38:44Now it's Ali's turn.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46Jiggedy Biggedy's on.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48This might be his last chance.
0:38:48 > 0:38:51Come on. Ooh!
0:38:52 > 0:38:57So many wonderful wipeouts today. We really are being spoiled.
0:39:02 > 0:39:06Shabba's psyching himself up for another attempt by the looks of it.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08He's on, just.
0:39:09 > 0:39:13It could be all or nothing now for Shabba.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Off he goes...
0:39:15 > 0:39:17and Shabba's done it!
0:39:17 > 0:39:20A well-timed dash and Shabba keeps himself in the competition.
0:39:20 > 0:39:27That means Shabba, Andy, James, Scott and Josh are all through to the next round.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30That was an incredible Crash Mountain.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33So incredible that I'm seriously considering adding it
0:39:33 > 0:39:36to my long-running list of incredible things I've seen.
0:39:38 > 0:39:40So far I've got...
0:39:40 > 0:39:45snow, holograms, and a squirrel that can water ski.
0:39:45 > 0:39:49Oh, yes, that Crash Mountain is definitely going on my list. Got a pen?
0:39:49 > 0:39:53Let's tip our hats to those who have fallen by the wayside.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55Last time I just jumped on it and ran straight over,
0:39:55 > 0:39:57this time I just couldn't quite get it right.
0:39:57 > 0:40:00The standard for this championship was just stunning.
0:40:00 > 0:40:01It was just fast and it was hard
0:40:01 > 0:40:04and it's the one thing I think I'm not particularly good at.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07I'm disappointed I didn't qualify for the next round.
0:40:07 > 0:40:11The bar caught me in the legs, I ended up being the cow in the water again.
0:40:11 > 0:40:15It was like more Jiggedy Biggedy smack.
0:40:16 > 0:40:18No excuses, great time.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20I just didn't make it.
0:40:20 > 0:40:26If I was a bit mad I'd put my money on Scott to go all the way. He's light, he's quick on his feet.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29Out of the boys that went through, I'd like to see Shabba win it.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32A lot of tough guys got through. I'd love James to win.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34James is a really nice kid, I hope he gets through.
0:40:34 > 0:40:38I hope they all get spun very fast on Dizzy Dummies
0:40:38 > 0:40:40and wander off into the bush in Buenos Aires somewhere.
0:40:43 > 0:40:48It's Champions Dizzy Dummies and here's what makes up the course today.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50It begins with a stomach churning spin,
0:40:50 > 0:40:54then a dash up the rotating ramp and through the shapes,
0:40:54 > 0:40:57followed by a race across the Teeter Totters to the finish.
0:40:57 > 0:41:00The last person across is eliminated.
0:41:00 > 0:41:06Then it all happens all over again, but this time they have to cross the Doughnuts.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09First three to make it are in the Ultimate Final Wipeout.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14To be in with a chance of winning the big bucks on this show,
0:41:14 > 0:41:18you've got to have strong arms, strong legs, and...
0:41:18 > 0:41:21a strong stomach.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23A very strong stomach.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25Are you all ready?
0:41:27 > 0:41:31Weaklings ! Three...two...one!
0:41:31 > 0:41:33HOOTER
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Whilst the contestants prepare to rise to the occasion,
0:41:35 > 0:41:39along with their barf, a reminder of who's still in the game.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42Looking lost for words, it's Slam Dunk James.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44Spring heeled Jack's found another broad...
0:41:44 > 0:41:45HOOTER
0:41:48 > 0:41:52Great Scott, it's the record-breaking Great Scott.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55Last time was just a warm-up, now I'm going to bring my A game.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02Yes! Get in there!
0:42:02 > 0:42:06Doing it for the respect of his homeboys is Shabba and his homies.
0:42:06 > 0:42:12He's crossed the balls twice, it's Wiggly Wiggly Andy.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15The job is not done until I'm number one.
0:42:15 > 0:42:22His name is Josh, he's from the Home Counties, it's Josh from the Home Counties, sorry, Josh from Kent.
0:42:29 > 0:42:34First obstacle, the seatbelts, seems to be causing Scott a problem,
0:42:34 > 0:42:39so Andy charges ahead and straight through the shapes. He's quick.
0:42:39 > 0:42:44It's a grapple between Scott and Josh,
0:42:44 > 0:42:47but what's this, Andy is racing ahead, making this a look easy.
0:42:50 > 0:42:53And he's across, gives a little bow too.
0:42:53 > 0:42:56Marvellous. Here's James now...
0:42:56 > 0:42:59Oh, no.
0:42:59 > 0:43:03That was so close to the finish too, back to the start for him.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06Josh completely on his own,
0:43:06 > 0:43:08on to the second table...
0:43:11 > 0:43:14And Josh is across! He makes that look easy as well.
0:43:14 > 0:43:18So now there are only two spaces left.
0:43:20 > 0:43:24Scott is really going for it even though no-one's following him.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26This is looking quick.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30And it's paid off. Great Scott is through.
0:43:30 > 0:43:33It's between James and Shabba now.
0:43:33 > 0:43:37Don't stay there for too long, Shabba, James is closing in.
0:43:37 > 0:43:40Jump, Shabba, jump...
0:43:40 > 0:43:42because here comes James.
0:43:45 > 0:43:49Ooh, he's realised, and Shabba is through. That means Slam Dunk James is out.
0:43:56 > 0:43:59That was so incredibly close.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01It wasn't bad, it wasn't bad at all.
0:44:01 > 0:44:04- But fair play to Shabba, was it Shabba at the end?- It was Shabba.
0:44:04 > 0:44:08- Yeah, I love Shabba. Everyone loves him.- Well done, hard luck.- Thank you.
0:44:11 > 0:44:13HOOTER
0:44:13 > 0:44:15So here goes a second spin cycle.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18Ah, this is nice.
0:44:18 > 0:44:21- No, it's not, is it? - # The winner takes it all... #
0:44:21 > 0:44:23It's horrible.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29OK, that's enough.
0:44:32 > 0:44:34Off they go.
0:44:38 > 0:44:42Scott's looking ill and heading the wrong way, what's he doing?
0:44:42 > 0:44:47Andy must have an inner ear of steel, Shabba joining him.
0:44:49 > 0:44:55And Shabba's first onto the doughnuts with Andy close behind. In fact, Andy overtaking... Ooh.
0:44:55 > 0:45:01- There's Josh, oh, straight in.- Oof. - So Andy's still ahead...
0:45:02 > 0:45:04Oh, no, no!
0:45:06 > 0:45:14That dodge ball was kicked by Eduardo Maradona, Diego's younger brother, such accuracy, devastating.
0:45:14 > 0:45:19Shabba and Scott getting comfy on the first doughnut, Josh out in front.
0:45:22 > 0:45:26Oh, and Josh is off again, that grease causing a few problems today.
0:45:26 > 0:45:29That's Shabba in the water.
0:45:29 > 0:45:33Great Scott now, Andy closing in.
0:45:34 > 0:45:37That doughnut really ain't big enough for the both of them.
0:45:39 > 0:45:42Scott now, oh, no!
0:45:42 > 0:45:45Scott's duck has handed the lead to Andy.
0:45:45 > 0:45:48Andy joined by Josh now.
0:45:48 > 0:45:52Ooh, there's some pushing. Oh, no!
0:45:52 > 0:45:56Getting mean and nasty. Ha ha ha.
0:45:56 > 0:46:00Andy's shove backfired, that'll teach him.
0:46:03 > 0:46:05Josh is nearly there, and Josh has made it.
0:46:05 > 0:46:08He is in the Wipeout Zone.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10Yes, get in. Exactly.
0:46:10 > 0:46:14Here comes Andy now, just two places left in the final.
0:46:14 > 0:46:19There's Shabba with Scott, this is going to be tense.
0:46:22 > 0:46:26Andy leaps and he's on, just one last jump to make...
0:46:28 > 0:46:32Andy could be in trouble now, it's over to Shabba and Scott.
0:46:32 > 0:46:38Gonna take our time, Andy's off, right?
0:46:38 > 0:46:41A coalition. Will it work, though?
0:46:41 > 0:46:46Do you know, teamwork might actually be helping, this is just weird.
0:46:46 > 0:46:48Scott's made it too.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52Take your time.
0:46:54 > 0:46:56Oh!
0:46:56 > 0:46:59Oh, nearly... Come on, come on.
0:47:01 > 0:47:03Hurry up, hurry up!
0:47:03 > 0:47:06Shabba's safe, wait, Scott. He's in!
0:47:06 > 0:47:10- Oh!- No, he didn't.
0:47:10 > 0:47:16That coalition didn't end well for Scott, it's all or nothing for Andy now.
0:47:16 > 0:47:18NO! Andy!
0:47:18 > 0:47:21I don't know if I can take much more of this, it's unbelievable.
0:47:25 > 0:47:30Well, Scott's shouting, so he's still got some fight left. Here he goes...
0:47:30 > 0:47:32on to the first doughnut, steadies himself.
0:47:32 > 0:47:37Every moment he waits is a moment that Andy can catch up, so come on.
0:47:42 > 0:47:45Come on, Scott.
0:47:45 > 0:47:48Make your move, he's onto the second.
0:47:48 > 0:47:51Can't afford to make any mistakes now, Andy catching up.
0:47:51 > 0:47:53This is tense.
0:47:53 > 0:47:56He's moving on. One more jump...
0:47:58 > 0:48:02And Scott makes it! That means Wiggly Wiggly Andy is eliminated.
0:48:02 > 0:48:08So Great Scott has bagged a third spot in the Wipeout Zone and I need a rest.
0:48:10 > 0:48:13Poor Andy, he put up such a great fight.
0:48:13 > 0:48:19You would've been such a worthy finalist, you missed out. You were so close... Talk to me.
0:48:19 > 0:48:23Obviously all credit to the other contestants, done well.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25Um...
0:48:25 > 0:48:30I'm pretty much really gutted because I've been training so hard for this.
0:48:30 > 0:48:34You've been such a worthy contestant but, Andy, we'll never know.
0:48:34 > 0:48:37I guess we won't, I mean, I can't believe it.
0:48:37 > 0:48:41We have three champions, but there can only be one champion
0:48:41 > 0:48:45so what I said just then doesn't work. I'll start again.
0:48:45 > 0:48:46We have three champions,
0:48:46 > 0:48:51but of those three champions, there can only be one better champion than the other two.
0:48:51 > 0:48:52Yes! (I am pretty!)
0:48:52 > 0:48:58So time for a reminder of those three champions who will be competing in order to be the better champion
0:48:58 > 0:49:02of the final of the Total Wipeout show that is on now, on the telly.
0:49:04 > 0:49:07Obviously we're competing against the best of the best
0:49:07 > 0:49:10because this is the champion of champions.
0:49:10 > 0:49:13I'm in the top three out of the whole series, I guess,
0:49:13 > 0:49:16and to win would obviously be amazing.
0:49:16 > 0:49:17I'm allergic to losing.
0:49:19 > 0:49:21Hopefully if all goes well tonight,
0:49:21 > 0:49:25I'll come out on top and be the best one of the whole series.
0:49:25 > 0:49:29This means a lot for me and my kids and I'm going to definitely do it for them tonight.
0:49:29 > 0:49:32- ECHOING:- For them tonight, for them tonight...
0:49:34 > 0:49:38Josh, yes, he is just a pretty face, I think.
0:49:38 > 0:49:41Hopefully he doesn't get too messed up if he hits the water too hard.
0:49:41 > 0:49:47Scott goes for it, he had the fastest in the qualifier, he looks like he doesn't play about.
0:49:47 > 0:49:50Scott's definitely got speed, but I've got more speed than him.
0:49:50 > 0:49:55It might just come down to the last hurdle, and I might just beat him to it.
0:49:55 > 0:49:58From what I've heard, I may be the favourite in this particular group.
0:50:02 > 0:50:06As soon as the klaxon sounds and I get pushed down the big slide for the final,
0:50:06 > 0:50:08I've got to take risks this time.
0:50:08 > 0:50:11Last time I was overcautious, this time I'm not going to do that.
0:50:11 > 0:50:14Hopefully I ain't going to fall in, I'm just going to go for it.
0:50:14 > 0:50:17I'm going to finish it in the fastest record time ever.
0:50:17 > 0:50:20I'm a dark horse when it counts, I've put the work in.
0:50:20 > 0:50:23Speed, speed, speed, all the way to the end.
0:50:23 > 0:50:26Hit the buzzer, set the fireworks off,
0:50:26 > 0:50:28win the prize.
0:50:28 > 0:50:30Best of luck to everyone...
0:50:30 > 0:50:32after I've won.
0:50:40 > 0:50:45They haven't changed the course, but they've changed the trophy!
0:50:45 > 0:50:48So it's down the Killer Surf for the trophy,
0:50:48 > 0:50:51then up the Rapid Climb to win the trophy.
0:50:51 > 0:50:58The Seesaw - trophy, Crazy Sweeper - trophy, Rope, Swing, Button - trophy!
0:50:58 > 0:51:03The fastest is the Ultimate Total Wipeout Champion, wins £10,000 and the TROPHY!
0:51:06 > 0:51:13Finally, this is it, the final Wipeout Zone of the series, finally.
0:51:13 > 0:51:16Our three heroes have been here before but only one can be crowned
0:51:16 > 0:51:22the Total Wipeout Series Champion, and Shabba is the first to brave it.
0:51:23 > 0:51:26Well, Shabba ranks in the top three - I had to -
0:51:26 > 0:51:29and I'm sure all his homies will be cheering him on.
0:51:29 > 0:51:32Cheers, everyone, looks like Daddy is bringing the cup home.
0:51:32 > 0:51:36I'll love you lots. Let's go, come on.
0:51:36 > 0:51:37KLAXON BLARES
0:51:42 > 0:51:45So Shabba gets this Champions Total Wipeout Zone started.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47He was beaten to the prize once before,
0:51:47 > 0:51:50he will not want a repeat performance today.
0:51:50 > 0:51:53Shabba in the fight for Series Champion.
0:51:54 > 0:51:57He's got to heave himself up quickly here,
0:51:57 > 0:51:59struggling a bit, by the looks of it.
0:51:59 > 0:52:02Come on, Shabba.
0:52:02 > 0:52:05So the ten-second Tidal Wave countdown begins
0:52:05 > 0:52:07but he's making light work of this now.
0:52:07 > 0:52:11And he's made it.
0:52:11 > 0:52:12Seesaw now.
0:52:12 > 0:52:17Oh, he's racing across...sort of.
0:52:17 > 0:52:19Yes, he's made it.
0:52:21 > 0:52:24On to the Crazy Sweeper, picking his moment.
0:52:26 > 0:52:30He's off, looking like he picked the right moment.
0:52:32 > 0:52:33Yes, perfection!
0:52:33 > 0:52:35Now the Rope Swing...
0:52:40 > 0:52:43Good, steady swing. Ooh, messy landing.
0:52:43 > 0:52:46Come on, one last jump.
0:52:46 > 0:52:47Here we go.
0:52:49 > 0:52:52He's made it, 1:18,
0:52:52 > 0:52:54that is a seriously good time.
0:52:54 > 0:52:58All for you! YES!
0:52:58 > 0:53:01Shabba, you've done it for them, you've done it for yourself,
0:53:01 > 0:53:03you've also done it for your kids.
0:53:03 > 0:53:08Yes, yes, definitely 150% for my kids, Friza and Rianne.
0:53:08 > 0:53:11They're the ones who encouraged me to come here, I've done it for them.
0:53:11 > 0:53:18- Fingers crossed.- Well, for the kids you've just done that in 1:18. - That is brilliant, that's awesome.
0:53:18 > 0:53:21Good for you. Scott's up next, let's watch.
0:53:21 > 0:53:27Great Scott requires a truly great performance now.
0:53:27 > 0:53:30Records are meant to be broken, come on!
0:53:30 > 0:53:32Yes, come on.
0:53:40 > 0:53:42Scott didn't win the Wipeout Zone
0:53:42 > 0:53:43on his last attempt.
0:53:43 > 0:53:46He's unaware of Shabba's incredibly fast time
0:53:46 > 0:53:47so he'll just be doing this
0:53:47 > 0:53:49the quickest he possibly can.
0:53:49 > 0:53:50That is a fast swim,
0:53:50 > 0:53:52the ten seconds begun
0:53:52 > 0:53:56and he's looking quick up the Rapid Climb.
0:53:56 > 0:54:00No Tidal Wave, Scott is flying.
0:54:01 > 0:54:03Balancing time now,
0:54:03 > 0:54:05he's on...
0:54:05 > 0:54:08and straight across,
0:54:08 > 0:54:10which means he's on to the Crazy Sweeper.
0:54:10 > 0:54:13Quicker than Shabba at this point.
0:54:13 > 0:54:16Good duck, but now he's up and going for it...
0:54:16 > 0:54:20really going for it. How quick was that?!
0:54:20 > 0:54:22The current all-time record
0:54:22 > 0:54:24for the Wipeout Zone is 1:06,
0:54:24 > 0:54:27could Scott beat that as well?
0:54:27 > 0:54:30He swings, perfect landing.
0:54:30 > 0:54:31I don't believe this,
0:54:31 > 0:54:3458 seconds, a new Wipeout Zone record.
0:54:34 > 0:54:36He is my hero!
0:54:40 > 0:54:42Now he's my double hero!
0:54:48 > 0:54:51- Scott, that was one giant leap for you.- Thank you very much.
0:54:51 > 0:54:59Scott, I've got to tell you, Shabba was absolutely monumentally fantastic here tonight.
0:54:59 > 0:55:04I know that you've said that this would be your greatest achievement ever in life so far.
0:55:04 > 0:55:08Well, Shabba, he's one step closer to that because he was faster than you.
0:55:08 > 0:55:12Well, done, Scott - hard luck, Shabba my man.
0:55:12 > 0:55:17- Well, done, good luck. - Go and join the others, well done for getting so far.- Yeah!
0:55:18 > 0:55:23If anyone can pull it out of the bag to beat Scott's record, it's Josh from Kent.
0:55:23 > 0:55:29First is mine, I'm setting the pace, you're behind - I can't see your face.
0:55:29 > 0:55:30Yes, he's gone for the rhyming option.
0:55:30 > 0:55:32I'd advise against, but he's done it.
0:55:39 > 0:55:41So only Josh can stop Scott
0:55:41 > 0:55:43from taking the Champions' Champion title now.
0:55:43 > 0:55:45Josh is the only finalist
0:55:45 > 0:55:46to have beaten the Wipeout Zone
0:55:46 > 0:55:48but with Scott's amazing time
0:55:48 > 0:55:51he's got his work cut out for him.
0:55:55 > 0:55:57Whoo!
0:55:57 > 0:56:00Josh racing up the Rapid Climb too,
0:56:00 > 0:56:02beats the Tidal Wave easily,
0:56:02 > 0:56:05straight onto the Seesaw now.
0:56:05 > 0:56:07Now he's got Scott worried.
0:56:09 > 0:56:10Easily across there,
0:56:10 > 0:56:14he needs a fast Crazy Sweeper to match Scott,
0:56:14 > 0:56:15and he's off.
0:56:17 > 0:56:19He ducks,
0:56:19 > 0:56:22and on his way. This is very fast, too,
0:56:22 > 0:56:25very fast.
0:56:25 > 0:56:28Safely to the Rope Swing, this is a terrific effort.
0:56:28 > 0:56:29Josh swings out...
0:56:30 > 0:56:32OH NO!
0:56:34 > 0:56:36Oh, my God.
0:56:36 > 0:56:38It was all going so well for Josh,
0:56:38 > 0:56:40but that slip has just cost him
0:56:40 > 0:56:42the Champions' title.
0:56:43 > 0:56:44Josh doesn't know it,
0:56:44 > 0:56:46this is now a battle for second place,
0:56:46 > 0:56:48hauling himself up that ladder,
0:56:48 > 0:56:50Scott can relax now.
0:56:50 > 0:56:52One last jump for Josh.
0:56:57 > 0:56:591:16, a brilliant time,
0:56:59 > 0:57:02just not good enough for today.
0:57:02 > 0:57:07Oh, Josh, my gosh - what a fantastic run
0:57:07 > 0:57:09until the very end.
0:57:09 > 0:57:12Oh, I slipped off, I couldn't stay on.
0:57:12 > 0:57:16It was still a fantastic run, an absolutely brilliant run.
0:57:16 > 0:57:18I'm going to put you both out of your misery right now.
0:57:18 > 0:57:24One of you has broken the Wipeout Zone record.
0:57:24 > 0:57:29In a time of 58 seconds, the Series Champion is...
0:57:31 > 0:57:34..Scott! Well, done, my man.
0:57:34 > 0:57:36MUSIC: "Zadok the Priest" by Handel
0:57:36 > 0:57:40Great Scott, that was an utterly incredible performance.
0:57:40 > 0:57:43Scott Prior from Basingstoke is a double record breaker.
0:57:43 > 0:57:48There could be no more worthy winner of the title Series Champion than this guy.
0:57:50 > 0:57:52It's too much, I can't take any more.
0:57:52 > 0:57:55I need something to calm me down. Quick, show the clip again.
0:57:57 > 0:58:00Ha-ha! He splashed the lady!
0:58:00 > 0:58:06So that's it for this final show and in a way, wasn't it a wonderful reflection of what life is all about?
0:58:06 > 0:58:10You know, there were tears, laughter, drama, action, and trophy.
0:58:10 > 0:58:12And there were a lot of unbelievable...
0:58:12 > 0:58:15Stop that!
0:58:15 > 0:58:19And there were a lot of unbelievable performances. I need a lie down.
0:58:19 > 0:58:22From Amanda and me, it's goodbye.
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