0:00:02 > 0:00:06'Since the dawn of time, we have not been alone.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'On mankind's course through history
0:00:09 > 0:00:14'there's been an unseen higher force shaping, guiding, watching.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16'Now, it's here.'
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Oompah! Oompah! Stick it up your jumper! #
0:00:20 > 0:00:24And that's just the Qualifier. Welcome back to Total Wipeout.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Stick it up your jumper! #
0:00:26 > 0:00:28'Buenos Aires, Argentina,
0:00:28 > 0:00:32'home to the greatest obstacle course in the world.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35'A handful of Brits including a banker, a psychiatrist
0:00:35 > 0:00:39'and a private investigator have travelled here
0:00:39 > 0:00:41'to take on this challenge.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43'Most will return home losers,
0:00:43 > 0:00:47'but one will return with £10,000 and a rubbish trophy.
0:00:47 > 0:00:52'In a way, even the winner's a loser. Let the games begin!'
0:00:52 > 0:00:56Welcome to a brand new series of Total Wipeout.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Now, human endeavour is wonderful.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02They said man would never fly. He did.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05They said man would never set foot on the moon. He did.
0:01:05 > 0:01:12They said that a TV game show consisting of foam obstacles would never make a fourth series. It did.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17How? I honestly don't know. Best we don't flag it up to the BBC.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Quick! On with the show.
0:01:19 > 0:01:24'Today's challenge comprises the Qualifier, new and improved.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27'Crash Mountain, old and improved.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30'Dizzy Dummies, old and unimproved.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32'And the Wipeout Zone -
0:01:32 > 0:01:35'if anything, worse.'
0:01:35 > 0:01:39So, I'm back. The Big Red Balls are back. Eduardo's back.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43People smashing their faces into ginormous foam objects are back.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45And, phew, so is Amanda.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53I'm joined by Grace from Leicester,
0:01:53 > 0:01:57one of those lazy good-for-nothing students.
0:01:57 > 0:02:04- We're honoured that you dragged yourself out of bed to GRACE us with your presence.- That's all right!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- What are you a student of?- Drama.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- 'A drama student!' - FANFARE
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- Are you very dramatic? - Yes. I would think so.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- FANFARE - 'Very dramatic!'
0:02:19 > 0:02:23My name's Amazing Grace! Watch me smash this course in the face!
0:02:23 > 0:02:28Grace, a 19-year-old drama student gets this series under way.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31She's been on stage since she was seven.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Today's first obstacle is...
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Las Traplonkas, the old family fave.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Competitors must leap and swing to safety. That's Traplonka!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45If they fall, it's the Steps Of Terror!
0:02:45 > 0:02:50Then they have to do it again. That's also Traplonka!
0:02:52 > 0:02:55If this show is to get off to a dramatic start
0:02:55 > 0:03:00Grace needs to start injecting that drama about now!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07A near miss adds to the jeopardy.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10So dramatic!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12'Very dramatic!'
0:03:12 > 0:03:14She's made it...
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Oh, yeah! She made that look extremely difficult.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23That was the least graceful thing I've ever seen.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Not graceful, but entertaining.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Next, it's the Sucker Punch.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34The perfect opportunity
0:03:34 > 0:03:37to demonstrate her action movie potential.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42She was a woman on the edge of a narrow ledge.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Drama, drama, drama, drama.
0:03:48 > 0:03:54Grace expresses all the emotions - surprise, pain, muddiness.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Is that an emotion?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Grace preparing for the greatest stage of all.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Time for the Big Balls.
0:04:03 > 0:04:08Should this plucky student need motivation, she'll find it here.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11SCREAMS
0:04:13 > 0:04:14SCREAMS
0:04:14 > 0:04:19Will the first Big Ball of the series be a performance to remember?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Yes, that will be remembered.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28It's good to be back.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Grace, looking tired, needs all of her strength
0:04:31 > 0:04:36as she approaches the final obstacle which is...
0:04:36 > 0:04:38What's THAT?
0:04:38 > 0:04:42The designers were given 150 pesos to buy a new obstacle.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Obviously, they kept the money
0:04:44 > 0:04:48and stole two letters from the local shopping centre.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52So, for the first time ever, I give you...
0:04:52 > 0:04:55the Swinging Letters Of Sh.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59The competitors dash along while dodging the swinging S and H.
0:04:59 > 0:05:05As a drama student, Grace is used to handling lots of difficult words.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09How will she do with two big letters?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12The drama! Encore, please!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Taken out by the giant S. Didn't get near the giant H.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Grace's audition is just about over.
0:05:23 > 0:05:28The clock doesn't stop until she reaches the top of that podium.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Last-minute wardrobe check!
0:05:31 > 0:05:33What a performance!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Will it put Grace among the 12 fastest qualifiers
0:05:36 > 0:05:40for a place in the next round?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Pretty amazing, right?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Oh, not really.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Do you think you got through to the next round?
0:05:48 > 0:05:52I hope so. It seems like days that you're there.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Well done.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Next is Martyn, and he's got a dream.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01He wants to complete the Qualifier in a hat.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04It's not a big dream, but it's achievable.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Oh, that is a shame. Another look at that.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14# You can leave your hat on... #
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Maybe again? ..And again?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Just once more.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Martyn takes on the Sucker Punch without the aid of a hat!
0:06:25 > 0:06:30He should have the right genetic make-up. His father was a boxer.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37He's got a jaw of steel! It's bent now, but it's of steel.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Martyn took quite a blow. At least he is through...
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Oh, well.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Pipped to the post.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50At least his hat didn't get muddy.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Hatless Martyn heads to the Big Balls.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Enough to snap a man's hat in two!
0:07:01 > 0:07:05It's a blessing it fell off early on.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09A hard hat would have been good.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15After that, Martyn looks a bit unsteady.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19He regains his balance for the Swinging Letters Of Sh.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Timing is everything.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Oh, hands-on!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Tries a vault...
0:07:28 > 0:07:32The letter S strikes again! Sounds like Sesame Street.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35This is Frances, a psychiatrist.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Apparently, psychiatrists can communicate with your subconscious.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- ECHOES:- They can't.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Who said that?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- ECHOES:- I did, your subconscious.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Frances approaching the Sucker Punch
0:07:50 > 0:07:54contemplating what caused it to become so aggressive.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59That Sucker Punch has really got some issues.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Poor Frances got a mouthful of mud.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07On to the Big Balls now.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- ECHOES:- Freud's gonna love that.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Can you go just away?
0:08:13 > 0:08:19Frances, when did you realise you were about to fall off a big ball?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- ECHOES:- I want to be your friend.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I don't need friends.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Just the Swinging Letters Of Sh to go.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32No-one's made it past them yet. Will she be the first?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37No. No. No.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39I think Amanda's got a joke.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42That's what you call a Freudian slip.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- ECHOES:- She's much funnier than you.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48This is 39-year-old Joy from Derby.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Joy's been on the course for over a minute
0:08:51 > 0:08:55and hasn't reached the first obstacle.
0:08:55 > 0:09:00Maybe she'll turn it around on Las Traplonkas! Here we go!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Yes!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05No.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Yes.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10No.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Come on, Joy. It's not like it's a competition.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Ooh.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21Y-yes! Joy's made it. I honestly wasn't expecting that.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Joy's getting better and better.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29That was unlucky. Not her fault.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34Joy works in a BOTOX clinic. A fun one, by the looks of things.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37She can handle wrinkles. Can she handle Big Balls?
0:09:37 > 0:09:41You know what I mean. Come on, Joy!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Get in there.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Get out of there fast!
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Yeah. Oh! That feels good for us.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57The first time the Motivator's been used today.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02Like a golf ball struck by a giant red driver. 'Fore!
0:10:05 > 0:10:10Oh, dear. I think Joy's feeling a little under par.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Let's rejoin her later on.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15When the pain's stopped.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Ah! The friends of Egypt!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Greet the Pharaoh.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24I shall walk this course like an Egyptian!
0:10:24 > 0:10:2858-year-old Mohamed does look like a Pharaoh.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31He's a retired maths teacher from Taunton.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Can he make it over the first Traplonka?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36No, he can't.
0:10:36 > 0:10:41Mohamed's the first contestant to tackle the Steps Of Terror.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47That was easy. Just some steps.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49The second Traplonka.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Has he learned anything?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53No. Nothing.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58Headgear probably ruined the dynamics.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Not to mention his vision.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Can Mohamed see anything?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Probably just as well.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Poor Mohamed really didn't see that one coming.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Felt it.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Visability down to nothing, using touch alone
0:11:17 > 0:11:20to find his way to the Big Balls.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Just as well he can't see. Here he goes.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Me "sphinx" that must have hurt!
0:11:34 > 0:11:38- Come on, Mo! - The Swinging Letters Of Sh now.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- What's that? - A giant S, Mo.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45You taught maths but that's basic stuff.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Only the bravest shall pass the Letters Of Sh.
0:11:49 > 0:11:54They require skill, flexibility, timing and, most of all, courage.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Come on, then.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02That had all of those things,
0:12:02 > 0:12:05just not in the right order.
0:12:06 > 0:12:13Check out that scorpion kick! His heels nearly hit his head.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17Scorpion King Mo hauls himself up the final stairs
0:12:17 > 0:12:21to finish in a hefty:
0:12:23 > 0:12:28It was too hard. I thought I would walk it like an Egyptian.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Building pyramids is easier.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34This is 29-year-old Trudy.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38How did she get those bullets through customs?
0:12:38 > 0:12:42She thinks she's in the army but works in a leisure centre.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45This is Alex. He WAS in the army.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49I'm loving the T-shirt. I see what you've done there.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- It's Amanda Holden.- Right. OK...
0:12:51 > 0:12:53That's awkward.
0:12:53 > 0:12:58Who's better at assault courses? Real-life ex-soldiers like Alex?
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Or pretend ones like Trudy?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04It's going to be Alex, isn't it?
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Alex sets off with a commando roll.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Quickly up and on to the pontoons.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15How will Trudy's pretend army approach work out?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Oh! What a place to land!
0:13:18 > 0:13:23A quick public safety message. Don't use your face as a brake.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25It might break your face.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31Real Army Alex on the first Traplonka.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38A double Traplonka! What a Traplonka!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Now, Pretend Army Trudy.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Let's pretend that didn't happen.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49Alex approaches the Big Red Balls.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56He made it to the fourth ball!
0:13:56 > 0:14:01To be fair, no army training could prepare you for the Big Balls.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03# We're in the army now! #
0:14:03 > 0:14:06You're not. Never were.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Seems this Argentinian mud contains hallucinogens.
0:14:10 > 0:14:15Can he be the first to make it past the first letter?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21That pesky S strikes again!
0:14:21 > 0:14:25Can Trudy succeed where all others have failed?
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Maybe... No.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32I'm seeing a pattern emerging.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Pretend Army Trudy completes the Qualifier
0:14:35 > 0:14:38in a reasonable time of:
0:14:38 > 0:14:40For real, well done.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44But Real Army Alex finishes in a superb:
0:14:44 > 0:14:47The fastest so far today.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Watch out. It's slippery up there.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52I did warn you.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Where's under-par Joy?
0:15:07 > 0:15:11After that battering from the Motivator,
0:15:11 > 0:15:15it's a wonder Joy made it to the finish podium.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Let's see how that changes the leader board.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22It doesn't. Makes no difference.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24All that for NOTHING!
0:15:24 > 0:15:28Next is Amy, a 23-year-old PA from Essex.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32She'd like to marry a prince and become a princess.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34If there are any princes watching...
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Roar...
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Harry, I'm thinking she's the girl for you. Ha-ha!
0:15:40 > 0:15:46The dainty maid begins her quest to defeat the wicked Wipeout course.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51That would impress a prince.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57That would impress a frog.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Roar? - That won't impress anyone.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Back to the fairy tale. She prepares to take on the Big Balls.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Come on, Princess.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Oh, dear.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15A royal performance.
0:16:15 > 0:16:21Even on the Big Balls, a princess can retain grace, dignity...
0:16:21 > 0:16:23No, nothing.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30If you've got a case that needs solving, this is your man.
0:16:30 > 0:16:3336-year-old Matt, a private investigator.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Please stop that.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40- Do you live in Hawaii and drive a Ferrari, like Magnum?- No.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43I live in Abingdon and I drive a Punto.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46SHOUTS: My name's Mighty Matt!
0:16:46 > 0:16:50I'm gonna munch my way through this course and totally eat it up!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I didn't understand that.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56So, how will Abingdon's answer to Tom Selleck fair on the Qualifier?
0:16:56 > 0:17:02Looks like Magnum's been eating too many choc ices. Mm, choc ice.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Do you think I've got time to get myself...? No.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08There's a newsagent next door.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- I'm going for it. - DOOR SHUTS
0:17:11 > 0:17:14RUNNING FOOTSTEPS
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Don't film ME. Film him.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Magnum P.I.E. is at the Traplonkas.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27The good news is, he hasn't fallen in.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29The bad news is he's stuck.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Yeah. Testing the ropes.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38The choc ice was great. It's best to temporarily close this case.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Come back to Magnum P.I.E. later. Who is the next contestant?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Ah. Shabba. I thought it said Abba.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49MUSIC: "Dancing Queen" by Abba
0:17:49 > 0:17:53I'm a football player. I play every week with the homies.
0:17:53 > 0:17:58- You play with the homeless?- No! The boys. The homies.- The homies!
0:17:58 > 0:18:02Amanda, proving how street she is.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Shabba from Essex is representing the east side.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Now he's representing the wet side!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Time for the Steps Of Terror!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Again, he made that look easy.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23But he made that look funny, which is a service.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Shabba's homeless friends will not be pleased.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Are you Mr Loverman? Shabba!
0:18:30 > 0:18:33# ..Mr Loverman, Shabba. #
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Thank you. Amanda, you can forget me. Don't forget the name.
0:18:36 > 0:18:41If Shaggy wants to be remembered, he'll have to make an impression.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Groin punch! No more Mr Loverman!
0:18:46 > 0:18:50So far, nobody has cracked the Sucker Punch.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54Can Magnum P.I.E. change that?
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Can he solve the biggest mystery of them all?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Why did he apply for this show?
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Argh!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05I had too many red wines last night!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07One stake-out too many.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Let's come back to Matt later.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14Is it a bird? Is it a plane? I haven't the foggiest.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17This is Grant, and he likes planes.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20And possibly penguins as well.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Will he soar over the Traplonkas?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25No.
0:19:25 > 0:19:30Weirdly, Grant loves plane-spotting but is terrified of flying.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Clearly rubbish at it as well.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35On to the Sucker Punch. Careful.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41He's going to be annoyed with that. It sent him flying.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Scared.
0:19:43 > 0:19:48Magnum P.I.E. is close to cracking the case of the Big Red Balls.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53The Big Balls did it. Case closed.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Can nobody finish this in a hat?
0:19:57 > 0:20:01Where did it go wrong? Clue one.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04He fell off the Big Balls. I've got nothing else.
0:20:04 > 0:20:09Sadly, Matt couldn't complete the Qualifier, but he was a trouper.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11He ran the course for the fun of it.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14It's not always about the winning or the money.
0:20:14 > 0:20:19Consider the honourable reasons that motivate Total Wipeout contestants.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21- Money!- Money!
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- Money!- In it for the money!
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Some ARE in it just for the money.
0:20:26 > 0:20:31Bus driver Phil wants the money to buy a bigger tie.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35This is Tafrina, who needs to buy the rest of her sleeves.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39She's also realised she's left the gas on.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Is it just me, or is she clockwork?
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Phil approaches the Traplonkas.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Ooh, and he makes it.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57No, he doesn't make it.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00He won't want to repeat that.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Yeah. He won't want to repeat that.
0:21:03 > 0:21:08Come on, Phil. Keep reminding yourself about the money!
0:21:08 > 0:21:10£10,000!
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Imagine how big a tie you could buy with that!
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Tafrina needs to keep on her feet to win that money.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Good start. Doing well.
0:21:25 > 0:21:30And that's the first ghost punch of this series.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Phil, risking everything now
0:21:32 > 0:21:35and going all-in on the Big Balls.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38That money is within his grasp-ish.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44He invested far too much in that.
0:21:46 > 0:21:51Tafrina has to speed up if she wants that cash.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56She hung on! Can she do it again?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02This is horse-loving Harriet.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Harriet wants for nothing more
0:22:05 > 0:22:08than to ride bareback across wild frontiers.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Just gallop across the hills
0:22:13 > 0:22:17and you swoop across it and it's, "Wow! I feel like I'm flying."
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Harriet loves jumping.
0:22:20 > 0:22:25While awkward in social situations, it is perfect for one thing -
0:22:25 > 0:22:29getting over the Swinging Letters Of Sh.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Can Horsey Harriet be today's first contestant
0:22:33 > 0:22:36to make it over the Swinging Letters Of Sh?
0:22:36 > 0:22:40She might just do this. She could be the one.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42This could be it.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50I'm going to go ahead and say no.
0:22:52 > 0:22:57This is Charlie, a PE teacher, dance instructor and fitness fanatic.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Time for a little boxercise.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03Oh, she's fallen in! Sorry. I wasn't looking.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06She's doing amazingly well.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08She's doing well.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Few people can dodge this beast.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16She has done it! Time for a victory dance.
0:23:16 > 0:23:22Charlie is the first person to complete the Sucker Punch today.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Charlie's going for it.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Three out of four's not bad.
0:23:29 > 0:23:34I hope Charlie's students don't start calling her Miss Bouncey(!)
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Time for the Swinging Letters Of Sh.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Many have tried. All have failed. Will she make it?
0:23:50 > 0:23:52She's done it!
0:23:52 > 0:23:55SCREAMS
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Charlie's happy. Amanda's happy.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02I'm happy. Charlie's happy. Charlie's happy again.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Amanda's happy again. OK.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08SCREAMS
0:24:08 > 0:24:12From now on, she shall be known as Charlie, Queen Of Sh.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14# Barbie, let's go party. #
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Who's next? Ah, great. Some Irish dancing.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40I love Michael Flatley and his jiggle dancey thing.
0:24:40 > 0:24:45This is actually 25-year-old Jerome, a semi-professional boxer.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48What does that mean? Does he wear one glove?
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Jerome Flatley heads down the ramp.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57He comes from a family of 18 siblings.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Should be used to fighting his own corner.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03That was tremendous!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07That was just rubbish.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10He wants to keep his mouth closed.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13That water hasn't been changed in four series.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Don't try and keep me down!
0:25:15 > 0:25:21Jerome Flatley is undefeated in his three semi-professional fights.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Can he remain undefeated against Amanda?
0:25:25 > 0:25:29- That's a shame. - Weren't expecting that, were you?
0:25:29 > 0:25:31I was.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33He's doing well on the Sucker Punch.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38A lot at stake for him - his dignity.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42But he's made it. This is amazing stuff,
0:25:42 > 0:25:45making the Qualifier look absolutely...
0:25:45 > 0:25:49impossible, like everybody else.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Jerome takes a tumble on the third.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Just the Letters Of Sh to go.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58That also can't keep me down!
0:25:58 > 0:26:01- # I get knocked down... # - Please stop that.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04- MUSIC STOPS - Thank you.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10That was below the belt.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14Jerome Flatley made it across the Swinging Letters Of Sh,
0:26:14 > 0:26:19which would have been more amazing if Charlie hadn't done it.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23She didn't do it with a red star shaved into her head.
0:26:23 > 0:26:28You beat that course but the Big Red Balls gave you a battering.
0:26:28 > 0:26:34Didn't let it faze me. You get knocked down. You get straight back up.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37- That's what a true champion does. - Jerome is in the house.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41Doesn't a true champion not get knocked down in the first place?
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Anyway, three contestants left.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47This is Kat, a clinical nurse from Northampton.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51This Kat ALWAYS gets the cream. Miaow!
0:26:51 > 0:26:55Y-yeah. Kat seems to think she is a cat.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59This is Dave from London. By day, a boring banker. By night...
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- SCREECHES - ..a boring banker who makes monkey noises.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06I'm gonna make Tarzan look like a little girl.
0:27:06 > 0:27:11Dave's an expert at parkour, where you run, jump and fall off things.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15Perfect preparation for Total Wipeout.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Close but no cigar.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Come on, Dave.
0:27:22 > 0:27:28Just as well, because no-one should force a monkey to smoke.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32How will Kat The Cat fare? No "paws" for thought.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35The "purr"fect landing.
0:27:35 > 0:27:39She's done it. Back to Oo Oo Dave.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43And he hasn't quite done it.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45- You can do it.- No, he can't.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Can Kat The Cat do it?
0:27:48 > 0:27:50No. Kat The Cat can't.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58Ooh, monkey punch!
0:27:58 > 0:28:01I thought cats were clean animals.
0:28:06 > 0:28:11Proof that cats don't always land on their feet. It was a myth.
0:28:11 > 0:28:15Just the Letters Of Sh to go for Oo Oo Dave.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17No problem, cos he can do this.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20CRASH
0:28:20 > 0:28:22Sometimes.
0:28:23 > 0:28:27He gets a nudge from the lower half of the S.
0:28:27 > 0:28:32I've never said that before, or had cause to.
0:28:32 > 0:28:37After all that monkeying around, Dave's almost guaranteed himself
0:28:37 > 0:28:39a place in the next round.
0:28:39 > 0:28:44More than can be said for Kat. It isn't a bad time.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46It won't be enough to qualify.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49- Wooo! - I said WON'T be.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51Can I respectfully request
0:28:51 > 0:28:56please that there are no more animal themed contestants on the show?
0:28:56 > 0:29:00It's SO series three and I'm running out of animal puns.
0:29:00 > 0:29:04I don't want to be pigeon holed as the animal guy.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06"Pigeon holed" was not a pun.
0:29:06 > 0:29:11One more contestant and make him be a normal human being. Please.
0:29:11 > 0:29:13MUSIC: "The Birdie Song"
0:29:13 > 0:29:16What did I just say?
0:29:16 > 0:29:19Get my agent on the phone now!
0:29:19 > 0:29:20Thank you.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24Hell, Fido? It's Richard.
0:29:24 > 0:29:28Watch my cheeky legs run round this course!
0:29:28 > 0:29:31I'm transfixed by the underpants.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34This is 21-year-old Liam from Leicester.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37Liam is a chicken salesman. Let me repeat those words.
0:29:37 > 0:29:42Liam is a chicken salesman. Lot of effort per chicken, I'd imagine.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46"Try this, madam." Come on, Liam.
0:29:46 > 0:29:51- Why do you love chickens so much? - They've all got different characters.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53- Do you eat them?- Yeah.
0:29:53 > 0:29:58All those different characters AND they taste just like chicken.
0:30:00 > 0:30:03- Ooh, he's on the second. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:30:08 > 0:30:14Come on, Liam, a chicken salesman could be about to make history.
0:30:14 > 0:30:16Hang on. You're nearly there.
0:30:16 > 0:30:21Come on, Chicken Leg Liam. Fly like a flightless bird.
0:30:23 > 0:30:29If he can dash past the Letters Of Sh, Liam is on for a very fast...
0:30:29 > 0:30:31time.
0:30:31 > 0:30:33That's unlucky.
0:30:34 > 0:30:39But he's done it. Two minutes, on the nose.
0:30:39 > 0:30:43Let's have a look at the final leader board.
0:31:06 > 0:31:1012 contestants are through to the next round,
0:31:10 > 0:31:13all that bit closer to winning £10,000.
0:31:13 > 0:31:18Before moving on, let's look back at the defeated who gave their best.
0:31:18 > 0:31:23Their bests weren't as good as other people's bests.
0:31:23 > 0:31:24That's why they lost.
0:31:24 > 0:31:28MUSIC: "Goodbye Stranger" by Supertramp
0:31:57 > 0:32:00This magnificent piece of machinery
0:32:00 > 0:32:03hasn't been used much since the last series.
0:32:03 > 0:32:08Condemned as unsafe by Argentina's government, it was put out to stud.
0:32:08 > 0:32:12Under cover of darkness, locals dragged it back to Total Wipeout,
0:32:12 > 0:32:17so here it is, cleaned - a bit - and proudly unfixed.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20A sprint to the centre over one moving arm,
0:32:20 > 0:32:22whilst avoiding the other two.
0:32:22 > 0:32:27The first five to make it to the centre head for the next round.
0:32:27 > 0:32:30The others head for the losers' bench.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33On podiums one and two, it's Charlie, Queen Of Sh...
0:32:33 > 0:32:37- Woo! Woo! - Charlie, sh. Just sh.
0:32:37 > 0:32:41- ..and Princess Amy. - I'm doing this for all the girls!
0:32:41 > 0:32:46Sexist. On podiums three, four and five, Phil & His Massive Tie...
0:32:46 > 0:32:50All aboard! I'm going to the top of the mountain. Beep beep!
0:32:50 > 0:32:53- ..Oo Oo Dave... - Parkour to the core.
0:32:53 > 0:32:57..and Amazing Grace, being a little dramatic.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59'Very dramatic!'
0:32:59 > 0:33:03At podium six, it's Horsey Harriet. I mean, gate six.
0:33:03 > 0:33:06This is for all you monkeys out there. I love you!
0:33:06 > 0:33:09I don't think Oo Oo Dave was listening.
0:33:09 > 0:33:12On seven, eight and nine,
0:33:12 > 0:33:16- Hatless Martyn... - Enough silliness. Now it's serious.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19- ..Real Army Alex... - Stay low. Move fast!
0:33:19 > 0:33:21..and Shabba & His Homies.
0:33:21 > 0:33:22Love ya.
0:33:22 > 0:33:26Finally, on podium ten, 11 and 12,
0:33:26 > 0:33:29it's Jerome Flatley, Chicken Leg Liam...
0:33:29 > 0:33:31I ain't no chicken! Brk!
0:33:31 > 0:33:35Why are you doing that? And finally, Shrinky Frances.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38Who seems to be hanging from something.
0:33:38 > 0:33:43Sometimes, in life, you've got to be cruel to be kind.
0:33:43 > 0:33:48On Crash Mountain, being kind is sort of irrelevant. It's just cruel.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51- Are you all ready? - EVERYONE: Yeah!
0:33:51 > 0:33:57That's irrelevant, too, because I'm ready. Three, two, one.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Who will be the first to...?
0:33:59 > 0:34:02Blimey! Phil's straight on it,
0:34:02 > 0:34:05under it, off it, back on it.
0:34:07 > 0:34:09Hold on, Phil!
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Yes! Unbelievable!
0:34:14 > 0:34:19Phil & His Massive Tie are both safely atop Crash Mountain.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22He made that look easy.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25Shabba & His Homies now.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32Shabba!
0:34:32 > 0:34:36Now he's on the wrong bit! Still on it.
0:34:36 > 0:34:39But not for long.
0:34:40 > 0:34:41Shabba!
0:34:43 > 0:34:45The Queen of Sh-lips.
0:34:45 > 0:34:50I'm sure her PE students won't be taking the Mickey(!)
0:34:50 > 0:34:55Dave's hanging on. Will his parkour skills save him?
0:34:58 > 0:35:01If that's his best parkour, he's rubbish.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03Jerome Flatley now, having a snooze?
0:35:03 > 0:35:07No, he's awake! He's made it!
0:35:09 > 0:35:11Bit close for comfort, Jerome!
0:35:11 > 0:35:15Jerome Flatley's through to Dizzy Dummies
0:35:15 > 0:35:19and is getting to know Phil & His Massive Tie better.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Probably comforting.
0:35:21 > 0:35:25Who's going to be next? Not Liam.
0:35:26 > 0:35:29Grace jumps. Dave misses.
0:35:30 > 0:35:33Alex tries. It's looking good.
0:35:33 > 0:35:37Come on, Alex. Amanda Holden is rooting for you.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43Real Army Alex has been sunk.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45Frances, that was terrible.
0:35:47 > 0:35:50Full of hope. Nowhere near.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53Amy next.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56That was even worse!
0:35:56 > 0:35:59They're just not trying, as Horsey Harriet proves.
0:36:01 > 0:36:05That's better, Charlie. Got to get up quicker.
0:36:05 > 0:36:08- I can't get up! - Get on with it!
0:36:08 > 0:36:10All your students are watching.
0:36:10 > 0:36:16That's another moment her students won't be reminding her of(!)
0:36:16 > 0:36:23Charlie's students, please try and forget this moment(!)
0:36:23 > 0:36:26Never remind her of that(!)
0:36:26 > 0:36:28Dave and Shabba.
0:36:28 > 0:36:32Dave's on safe. He's up.
0:36:32 > 0:36:36And we have a third Dizzy Dummy, Oo Oo Dave.
0:36:36 > 0:36:40- Come on! - Just two to go. Will it be...
0:36:40 > 0:36:45Charlie, Queen Of Sh, Princess Amy, Amazing Grace, Real Army Alex,
0:36:45 > 0:36:50Chicken Leg Liam, Hatless Martyn, Horsey Harriet,
0:36:50 > 0:36:55Shabba & His Homies or Shrinky Frances, who's still holding on to the sky?
0:36:55 > 0:36:58Alex now runs straight into the arm.
0:36:58 > 0:37:02I wonder if he still loves Amanda.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05Amazing Grace.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08By the grace of God, run, woman! Run!
0:37:10 > 0:37:12Yes, yes! No, no.
0:37:15 > 0:37:21Almost grabs Phil's hand. If only he had a big tie he could throw her.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32Harriet shows Alex how it's done.
0:37:33 > 0:37:36Can Horsey Harriet make it?
0:37:36 > 0:37:38"Neigh!"
0:37:38 > 0:37:44If you slow it down, her scream actually sounds like this.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47HORSE WHINNIES
0:37:47 > 0:37:50She made that noise for real.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55Charlie, will she get her timing right?
0:37:57 > 0:38:00She'd better get up. It's getting awkward.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06She's done it! No. Yes...
0:38:06 > 0:38:10No, she hasn't. Phil's holding on tight. Will she make it?
0:38:10 > 0:38:12With a little help. Yes!
0:38:14 > 0:38:19Heroic catch from Phil for Charlie, Queen Of Sh. That makes four.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21We need five.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25There's just one place left, people.
0:38:25 > 0:38:29Amanda's ahead of me with the maths.
0:38:29 > 0:38:32Shabba's out. As is Grace.
0:38:32 > 0:38:37More haste, less speed. Actually, speed makes it funnier.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40More speed, less haste. More falling, please.
0:38:40 > 0:38:42Thank you, Princess Amy.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48Harriet.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50She would have gotten away with it
0:38:50 > 0:38:53if it wasn't for that pesky mechanical arm.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56Shabba & His Homies.
0:38:59 > 0:39:01He's home and dry!
0:39:01 > 0:39:04- Home and soaking wet, but home. - Shabba!
0:39:04 > 0:39:09So, Phil, David, Jerome, Charlie and Shabba & His Homies are through.
0:39:09 > 0:39:12And getting on very well up there.
0:39:12 > 0:39:15They should stop that now.
0:39:15 > 0:39:19Those five lucky contestants make it through to the next round,
0:39:19 > 0:39:23the stomach-churning Dizzy Dummies - probably twice.
0:39:23 > 0:39:28Drained, cold and soaked through, they might even get to do battle
0:39:28 > 0:39:32with the gruelling, nightmarish Wipeout Zone.
0:39:32 > 0:39:36For the seven unlucky contestants who didn't conquer Crash Mountain,
0:39:36 > 0:39:40a hot shower, a warm cup of tea and a nice sit down.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43Yeah. They're definitely the unlucky ones.
0:39:43 > 0:39:47I am absolutely devastated.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50I tried and then I got knocked off.
0:39:50 > 0:39:54I got, like, half... just on the round bit.
0:39:55 > 0:39:57I tried my best.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59I wish I was a bit quicker.
0:39:59 > 0:40:04The most terrifying experience of my life.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07I have no memory. It was crazy.
0:40:07 > 0:40:10A Freudian slip? More of a Freudian crash.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12And a plop in the water.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18Me chicken's going to be really upset.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21Probably won't eat tomatoes again.
0:40:26 > 0:40:30All five competitors get spun round for 40 seconds,
0:40:30 > 0:40:32or until something breaks.
0:40:32 > 0:40:35They set off through the rotating Swiss Cheese,
0:40:35 > 0:40:38before tackling the Slippery Slots.
0:40:38 > 0:40:40The last person is eliminated.
0:40:40 > 0:40:44The remaining four do the whole dizzy dash again,
0:40:44 > 0:40:47dodging the sweeping arm of Mushroom Madness,
0:40:47 > 0:40:50whilst being pelting by los tossers de bollas.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53The first three qualify for the Wipeout Zone.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56Round and round the garden, like a teddy bear.
0:40:56 > 0:41:00One step, two step, throw up over there!
0:41:00 > 0:41:03He-he. It's Dizzy Dummies! Are you all ready?
0:41:04 > 0:41:06- Yay.- Woo!- Silence is golden.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09Let's spin 'em. Three, two, one!
0:41:11 > 0:41:15They're on their way, but who is "they"?
0:41:17 > 0:41:22Oo Oo Dave, the parkour-loving banker from London.
0:41:25 > 0:41:29Shabba & His Homies, not loving the Dizzy Dummy, it would seem.
0:41:32 > 0:41:37Doing it for the girls is Charlie, Queen Of Sh.
0:41:40 > 0:41:44Jerome Flatley - keep your eye on him. He might win.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46He might not, as well.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50Finally, Phil & His Massive Tie.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53Without his massive tie, he's just called Phil.
0:41:54 > 0:41:58It's time for this chap to crack out a fire hose. That's Jose.
0:41:58 > 0:42:02And then they'll break out "hose b".
0:42:08 > 0:42:11Jerome's taking his time finding his feet.
0:42:14 > 0:42:18Dave's off the rotating bit.
0:42:18 > 0:42:21He's on to the Slippery Slots.
0:42:21 > 0:42:25Everyone else is piling up behind him, but Dave's through.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30He must stay out of the water.
0:42:34 > 0:42:37Typical banker. Bulldozes in. Causes a crash.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41Dave will have to swim back to the Slippery Slots.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47Who's behind the round window?
0:42:48 > 0:42:53Big Ted? Little Ted? Jemima?
0:42:53 > 0:42:55Humpty? No.
0:42:55 > 0:42:58I see! THAT window!
0:42:59 > 0:43:03- That's Jerome Flatley. - Jerome, you're nearly there!
0:43:03 > 0:43:10One jump and he's through to the next round of Dizzy Dummies.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12Yes!
0:43:12 > 0:43:14He hasn't fallen in once.
0:43:14 > 0:43:19Oo Oo Dave's second attempt and he's at the back of the pack.
0:43:19 > 0:43:23No-one going for the lower Slippery Slot.
0:43:23 > 0:43:28Shabba on to the final jump. Dave coming behind fast.
0:43:28 > 0:43:31He's lapped Charlie, Queen Of Sh.
0:43:31 > 0:43:36Shabba & His Homies are home. Probably time for some singing.
0:43:36 > 0:43:40- # Mr Loverman, Shabba! # - If you call that singing.
0:43:40 > 0:43:45Three competitors to finish. One will be eliminated.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47Phil jumps, and he's across.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49Can Dave follow suit?
0:43:49 > 0:43:55He's done it, which means Charlie, Queen Of Sh is out.
0:43:55 > 0:44:00- My hopes of having a chick in the final have been dashed.- I know.
0:44:00 > 0:44:03I hesitated. I should have gone for it.
0:44:03 > 0:44:08- I tried my best.- You did it for the girls.- Tried to, anyway.
0:44:08 > 0:44:12Hard luck. Go join the others. See you later, Charlie. Bye.
0:44:12 > 0:44:16The producers have given me my own Total Wipeout wall planner
0:44:16 > 0:44:19so I can tick things off as we go.
0:44:19 > 0:44:22That's Dizzy Dummies round one.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24Which means, it's now time for...
0:44:24 > 0:44:28Um...Dizzy Dummies, round two.
0:44:28 > 0:44:31Someone's just earned himself a custard cream.
0:44:31 > 0:44:35# Someone is waiting just for you #
0:44:35 > 0:44:36SCREAMING
0:44:36 > 0:44:39# Spinning wheel, spinning true #
0:44:39 > 0:44:42SCREAMING
0:44:42 > 0:44:47Dizzy Dummies, take two, and Shabba's looking a little unwell.
0:44:48 > 0:44:51Oo Oo Dave's the first to the Swiss Cheese.
0:44:53 > 0:44:56Shabba's close behind him.
0:44:56 > 0:45:01Tonight's ball throwers - three brothers with 30 years' experience
0:45:01 > 0:45:05of Argentina's violent offenders' institutions.
0:45:05 > 0:45:08He's a banker. He's used to having things thrown at him.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11Probably less used to THAT!
0:45:15 > 0:45:21Dave takes a double whammy - knee caps then head.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27A swim back to the start for Dave.
0:45:27 > 0:45:30Shabba remonstrates with the ball throwers.
0:45:30 > 0:45:35- Mr Loverman took one to the head. - A loverman not a fighterman.
0:45:35 > 0:45:39Jerome's not happy with the ball frequency, either.
0:45:43 > 0:45:48I'm disappointed. I said he might or might not win.
0:45:51 > 0:45:56Has Wipeout finally created an obstacle that's too hard?
0:45:56 > 0:46:01Phil minus his massive tie doesn't think so.
0:46:01 > 0:46:06- There's something in them blue shorts.- Probably.
0:46:06 > 0:46:08Let's hope it's not his passport.
0:46:12 > 0:46:15The other three, understandably, looking nervous.
0:46:15 > 0:46:18Dave, do some of that parkour.
0:46:23 > 0:46:25I LOVE this new game!
0:46:25 > 0:46:28Dave takes one for the team.
0:46:29 > 0:46:34Shabba's next in line. Has he learned anything? Technique?
0:46:34 > 0:46:37He's studied. Now is the time to apply it.
0:46:41 > 0:46:46He did precisely the same thing, but that was close.
0:46:46 > 0:46:50As close as you can get without actually making it.
0:46:50 > 0:46:55Jerome, has he learned from the previous three guys' attempts?
0:47:00 > 0:47:03He has made it! How did he do that?
0:47:03 > 0:47:10An ecstatic Jerome Flatley is through to the Wipeout Zone.
0:47:10 > 0:47:13Amazing scenes here at Total Wipeout.
0:47:15 > 0:47:18Will Phil be joining him?
0:47:18 > 0:47:20No. Sorry, Phil.
0:47:23 > 0:47:26Dave, champing at the bit.
0:47:26 > 0:47:28Choosing his time to go.
0:47:31 > 0:47:33Does exactly what Phil did!
0:47:34 > 0:47:38It looks padded, but I suspect that beam has the consistency
0:47:38 > 0:47:41of a newly felled tree trunk - oak, probably.
0:47:41 > 0:47:44Come on, Shabba. Nail this obstacle.
0:47:47 > 0:47:51That was an astounding run. Shabba did it with ease.
0:47:51 > 0:47:53Just one place remains.
0:47:53 > 0:47:58Will it be Oo Oo Dave or Phil & His Massive Tie?
0:48:01 > 0:48:05An ambitious jump. Entirely the wrong direction.
0:48:06 > 0:48:08Come on, Dave. Focus.
0:48:12 > 0:48:18Dave's done it, leaving Phil with a couple of balls for company.
0:48:18 > 0:48:22- You almost did it! - The first time, I thought I was in.
0:48:22 > 0:48:25Me face got in the way when I jumped on.
0:48:25 > 0:48:31- Can you get rid of that? That's lost you ten grand. - It's caused problems all me life.
0:48:31 > 0:48:36That has taken it right out of me. Let me calm down a bit.
0:48:38 > 0:48:40Bit better.
0:48:42 > 0:48:44Yeah. Almost there.
0:48:44 > 0:48:46Mm.
0:48:48 > 0:48:51Now I'm fully recharged! Roll VT.
0:48:55 > 0:48:59A shaky start. I wasn't happy with it.
0:48:59 > 0:49:02I never thought I'd get to the Wipeout Zone.
0:49:02 > 0:49:04I'll treat this like it's a fight for a title.
0:49:06 > 0:49:09Jerome has beaten me in every round.
0:49:09 > 0:49:13He's been bouncing round like he's on springs.
0:49:13 > 0:49:16- He's gonna fall on the last hurdle. - Shabba is a wicked guy.
0:49:16 > 0:49:20- He's been quick. - People say I'm a bit dull.
0:49:20 > 0:49:22He's the dark horse.
0:49:23 > 0:49:26A boxer and a parkour master.
0:49:26 > 0:49:28Boxing comes out on top.
0:49:28 > 0:49:32DAVE: It's obstacles in the way.
0:49:32 > 0:49:36- That's what parkour's about. - He doesn't stand a chance.
0:49:36 > 0:49:39Winning would make people think Shabba is serious now.
0:49:41 > 0:49:45- I haven't thought about the money. - I'd be able to help my mum.
0:49:45 > 0:49:48I want to bring that cup home.
0:49:48 > 0:49:52With the homies, it's always about them, not me.
0:49:52 > 0:49:55I'm always the last one left out.
0:49:55 > 0:49:58Hopefully, I'm gonna show my true colours.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00I'm gonna win it.
0:50:00 > 0:50:03I want to smash this course up, rip it up.
0:50:03 > 0:50:06I'm 100% confident I'm gonna win.
0:50:06 > 0:50:11If the other two injure themselves prior to the start.
0:50:12 > 0:50:17The Qualifier, Crash Mountain and Dizzy Dummies have been and gone.
0:50:17 > 0:50:20There are only two more things left in this competition.
0:50:20 > 0:50:23Those two things are...
0:50:23 > 0:50:25the Wipeout Zone
0:50:25 > 0:50:29and my introduction to the Wipeout Zone.
0:50:29 > 0:50:31Next, it's the Wipeout Zone.
0:50:31 > 0:50:34Did I name check the Wipeout Zone?
0:50:39 > 0:50:41Today's Wipeout Zone consists of
0:50:41 > 0:50:44a swift slide down down the Killer Surf,
0:50:44 > 0:50:50a scorching scramble up the Rapid Climb to avoid the giant tidal wave,
0:50:50 > 0:50:54a stable stagger across the all-new Seesaw Of Truth,
0:50:54 > 0:50:59a sprint through the Crazy Sweeper, a swim across the Scary Gap,
0:50:59 > 0:51:04a solid settle on the Turntable and a skip to the finishing podium.
0:51:04 > 0:51:06The fastest contender wins £10,000.
0:51:06 > 0:51:11We've got a bankerman. We've got a boxerman. We've got Mr Loverman.
0:51:11 > 0:51:15There's no love lost here. It's the Wipeout Zone.
0:51:15 > 0:51:17Shabba is the first to go.
0:51:22 > 0:51:25Now or never. Love you.
0:51:28 > 0:51:30Shabba might be champion lover,
0:51:30 > 0:51:34but will he also become a Total Wipeout champion?
0:51:36 > 0:51:40Shabba sets off towards the first obstacle,
0:51:40 > 0:51:42the Rapid Climb.
0:51:42 > 0:51:48Once Shabba pulls himself onto that ramp, a ten-second countdown begins
0:51:48 > 0:51:51and a giant tidal wave will be unleashed.
0:51:51 > 0:51:54Where's Shabba?
0:51:54 > 0:51:56Get a move on!
0:51:59 > 0:52:01Start the clock.
0:52:01 > 0:52:04Now Shabba's sliding backwards.
0:52:04 > 0:52:11But the clock keeps ticking and Shabba's nowhere near the summit.
0:52:11 > 0:52:14Here comes the tidal wave.
0:52:14 > 0:52:21Shabba clutches the banister, holding on with great determination.
0:52:21 > 0:52:23Just about survives the cascade.
0:52:23 > 0:52:27That will slow him down but at least he wasn't swept away.
0:52:28 > 0:52:32Shabba can charge up the ramp and be the first to have a go
0:52:32 > 0:52:36on the new Wipeout Zone obstacle, the Seesaw of Truth.
0:52:36 > 0:52:40A firm footing and good balance are required.
0:52:40 > 0:52:44Shabba's across without any problem.
0:52:44 > 0:52:48Now, the obstacle that sent many a Wipeout Zoner for a swim,
0:52:48 > 0:52:51the Crazy Sweeper.
0:52:59 > 0:53:02Amazing! Just made it! Rope swing now.
0:53:03 > 0:53:05He's holding on tight,
0:53:05 > 0:53:08but he missed the target.
0:53:08 > 0:53:13He held on tight enough but Shabba's direction was a bit off.
0:53:13 > 0:53:18He's got one last obstacle between him and the finish, the Turntable.
0:53:20 > 0:53:23Shabba completes the Wipeout Zone in:
0:53:25 > 0:53:27Shabba had to face the tidal wave
0:53:27 > 0:53:31but did a tremendous job on the Crazy Sweeper.
0:53:31 > 0:53:35- Unbelievable! Do you want to know your time?- Yes, please.
0:53:35 > 0:53:41- You did that in two minutes and 57 seconds.- 2:57?- Dave's next.
0:53:41 > 0:53:43- Let's watch.- Thank you very much.
0:53:43 > 0:53:46Come on! Let's 'ave it!
0:53:46 > 0:53:49He's a banker. He's a bit of a monkey.
0:53:49 > 0:53:51He's even a free runner.
0:53:51 > 0:53:55Can Dave become a Total Wipeout winner?
0:53:57 > 0:54:02Shabba couldn't beat the Rapid Climb. Let's see if Oo Oo Dave can.
0:54:06 > 0:54:09He must haul himself up through the water fall.
0:54:09 > 0:54:12The countdown commences.
0:54:12 > 0:54:15Those parkour skills coming in handy.
0:54:15 > 0:54:19- He's beaten the wave.- He's done it!
0:54:19 > 0:54:21Next, the seesaw.
0:54:25 > 0:54:27He's across.
0:54:27 > 0:54:29Now he must face the Crazy Sweeper.
0:54:29 > 0:54:34Shabba blazed past this. Will Dave try to do it on one go, too?
0:54:36 > 0:54:42He's gone for the duck-and-run approach. Slower but probably safer.
0:54:44 > 0:54:49His cautiousness is costing him valuable seconds.
0:54:52 > 0:54:56And he's across. So, it's the rope swing.
0:54:56 > 0:54:59Shabba got his coordinates wrong here.
0:55:02 > 0:55:04Easily onto the Turntable.
0:55:08 > 0:55:11Oo Oo Dave dives and he's done it!
0:55:11 > 0:55:13A very strong time!
0:55:14 > 0:55:19Dave steps into the driving seat, having beaten Shabba by a long way.
0:55:19 > 0:55:21Over to Amanda.
0:55:21 > 0:55:26Dave, you've been banking on a win. You were faster than Shabba.
0:55:26 > 0:55:28Shabba, I'm sorry.
0:55:30 > 0:55:34This means yours is now the time to beat.
0:55:34 > 0:55:39- He's got a few tricks up his sleeve. - It's going to be tough.- Very tough.
0:55:39 > 0:55:41Let's watch.
0:55:41 > 0:55:43It's going to be a knockout.
0:55:43 > 0:55:46This is the only man who can beat Dave,
0:55:46 > 0:55:48Jerome Flatley.
0:55:50 > 0:55:53Out of the ring and into the water.
0:55:53 > 0:55:56Jerome begins his bid to snatch that ten grand
0:55:56 > 0:55:58from underneath Oo Oo Dave's nose.
0:56:05 > 0:56:09OK, Rapid Climb, Jerome clambers up.
0:56:09 > 0:56:11Tidal wave in ten seconds.
0:56:11 > 0:56:15But he's not even using the banister.
0:56:15 > 0:56:18- No-hands Jerome. - Now, the seesaw.
0:56:26 > 0:56:30Jerome's safely across. Now faces the Crazy Sweeper.
0:56:30 > 0:56:35Going for the cautious approach, like Dave.
0:56:35 > 0:56:40Come on, Jerome Flatley, show us that fancy footwork!
0:56:40 > 0:56:42No! He wipes out.
0:56:42 > 0:56:45Jerome's shown us how quick he is,
0:56:45 > 0:56:48but he couldn't outrun the Crazy Sweeper.
0:56:48 > 0:56:53That fall means he needs a flawless run from now on to stand any chance
0:56:53 > 0:56:56of beating Oo Oo Dave.
0:56:58 > 0:57:01Rope swing. Just ten seconds now.
0:57:04 > 0:57:08Great landing. Little bit shaky.
0:57:11 > 0:57:14Jerome's fallen on the last jump.
0:57:16 > 0:57:20And that is the end of Jerome's title dream.
0:57:20 > 0:57:23He never looked comfortable on the Turntable.
0:57:23 > 0:57:27He must give it another go. It's got to hurt now.
0:57:31 > 0:57:34And Jerome finishes in a time of:
0:57:34 > 0:57:37It could have been so different for Jerome.
0:57:37 > 0:57:41Time for Amanda to tell them both the news.
0:57:41 > 0:57:45Jerome, my man. My heart is in my mouth.
0:57:45 > 0:57:48- I can't imagine how you must feel. - I'm gutted.
0:57:48 > 0:57:50I could have done a lot better.
0:57:50 > 0:57:55- As a pro boxer, Jerome, you're undefeated.- Exactly.
0:57:56 > 0:58:01Dave, tonight, Jerome has lost his 100% record.
0:58:01 > 0:58:05Because you are the Total Wipeout champion!
0:58:05 > 0:58:08Hard luck, my man.
0:58:13 > 0:58:20Dave, the 26-year-old banker from London just earned himself a £10,000 bonus.
0:58:20 > 0:58:24That's a record - the smallest bonus ever earned by a British banker.
0:58:24 > 0:58:28Do you like that? Yeah. He likes that.
0:58:28 > 0:58:30Join me next time for a bit of this,
0:58:30 > 0:58:33some similar bits like this,
0:58:33 > 0:58:37and some completely different bits like this.
0:58:37 > 0:58:42Until then, from all of us at Total Wipeout, it's goodbye.
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