0:00:02 > 0:00:06Tired of your journey to work? Suffering the old winter blues?
0:00:06 > 0:00:09Need a relaxing break in the sun?
0:00:09 > 0:00:1320 like-minded Brits, including a DJ, a butler and a sheep farmer,
0:00:13 > 0:00:17felt that way, too, and bought a package deal to South America.
0:00:17 > 0:00:21Unfortunately, none of them read the small print.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24It'll be worth it for one of them,
0:00:24 > 0:00:28because today's winner will go home with £10,000.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Let the games begin.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Welcome to Total Wipeout.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Completing the Total Wipeout course
0:00:34 > 0:00:38was recently voted one of the ten things to do before you die.
0:00:38 > 0:00:43It's worth ticking off the other nine things first, just to be safe.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46What's in store today, I wonder?
0:00:46 > 0:00:49The Qualifier, who will qualify?
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Crash Mountain, who will crash?
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Dizzy Dummies, who will be dizzied?
0:00:55 > 0:00:58The grand final, the Wipeout Zone.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Who will be wiped from the zone?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Someone's going to win £10,000.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06If you're lucky enough to get to Buenos Aires,
0:01:06 > 0:01:10there are three must-see sights - the tomb of Evita,
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Eduardo's cousin's steak house, don't drink the water,
0:01:13 > 0:01:17and Amanda Byram at the top of the Qualifier.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25I'm joined now by Faye. Faye, where are you from?
0:01:25 > 0:01:28I'm from Basildon in Essex.
0:01:28 > 0:01:34I don't buy into the Essex girl cliche. You don't go to discos and dance round your handbag?
0:01:34 > 0:01:39LAUGHS You can come with me to Bas Vegas!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Good luck.- Thank you.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Don't think Amanda's bothered about going to Bas Vegas.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48I'm doing it for all the Essex girls.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51I won't be dancing round my handbag today!
0:01:51 > 0:01:56Faye's first obstacle has evolved from humble beginnings
0:01:56 > 0:02:00to become one of the most terrifying things on Earth.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04In the beginning was the Walk Of Shame. Scary.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08This grew taller and more dangerous to become...
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Really scary.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15And now it's evolved into the...
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Terrifying.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Hang on. It's exactly the same.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26That's rubbish.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Here comes Faye to test the "new" obstacle.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35GIGGLES
0:02:35 > 0:02:37That IS Faye?
0:02:41 > 0:02:4324-year-old Faye is a waitress.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46She claims to be the clumsiest person ever.
0:02:46 > 0:02:52She's crashed eight times and chucked drinks over her boss.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Maybe her luck will change.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57How did she DO that?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00She just tripped over!
0:03:00 > 0:03:05Forget "Super", "Doopa" and "Walk". Let's leave it at "Shame".
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Come on, Fayesie.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12The fastest 12 competitors progress to the next round.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Faye needs to swim fast to the Sucker Punch.
0:03:18 > 0:03:2122 mechanical boxing gloves versus one Essex girl.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Almost sounds like a fair match.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34At least she didn't trip over "nothing" this time.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Every second counts.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40At this speed, there'll be a lot of seconds to count.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45At least those gloves are keeping her hands clean(!)
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Next, the four red foam foes that strike fear
0:03:48 > 0:03:51into every contestant's face.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Just in case they feel like a rest,
0:03:54 > 0:03:57the Motivator is back for added motivation.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Impressive. Great work. Sort of.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14It's a swim and a climb to the final obstacle.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18And they're back!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Well, they've never been away.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25Two swinging cradles dangling over the precipice, yes, it's the...
0:04:25 > 0:04:28'Cradles Of Doom!'
0:04:28 > 0:04:33The contestants need to dash headlong over these
0:04:33 > 0:04:36onto the finish podium, where the clock stops.
0:04:36 > 0:04:41Faye needs to pull up her socks and her trousers.
0:04:41 > 0:04:46Trippy Faye is on the first cradle. Don't trip now.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57It wasn't a trip, really.
0:04:57 > 0:05:02Just a bog-standard fall from Trippy Faye. Not a trip. Still hurt.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Faye makes it to the finish podium in:
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Wa-hoo!
0:05:08 > 0:05:13- Faye, my darling. You knocked the Essex out of yourself.- Yes.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17I think I did. Oh, that was brilliant, though.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- You fell off a bit of everything. - I thought that as I went round.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25"I've not done very well on anything." But I tried.
0:05:25 > 0:05:30You never know. There are people that might be worse than you.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Get dried off. We'll see you later. - Thank you.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Now, a Total Wipeout first.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39This is Maz - a real live actual butler.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42His bottom half's clearly on holiday.
0:05:42 > 0:05:48- You rang, m'lord? - Please be upstand to Amanda Boram.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51That was absolutely brilliant.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Apart from Amanda "Borom"... Byram.
0:05:54 > 0:05:59- It's all right. Who else have you butled for?- George Michael.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03I've been to him a few times. Christmas parties.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Ozzy Osbourne.
0:06:05 > 0:06:10- Elton, if you're watching. Sir Elton. Hi.- You butled for Elton!
0:06:10 > 0:06:15Maz has rubbed shoulders with the stars. It's his turn to become one.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17You rang, m'lord?
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Let's see how this connoisseur of presentational skills...
0:06:25 > 0:06:27That was exquisite.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30A first course serving of shame.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Now it's time for the punch to be served.
0:06:39 > 0:06:44I wonder if this is more demanding than working for Sir Elton.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Oh, well. Looks like soup...
0:06:47 > 0:06:52If he thinks that's soup, he's never butlering for me.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Right, main course. Big Balls.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04The grace and poise of an experienced butler are evident.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08He wouldn't have dropped a tray doing that, I bet.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Now, for dessert, Cradles Of Doom.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17This "Maz"ster of ceremonies is onto the first cradle.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Taking his time. - What's swinging that?
0:07:20 > 0:07:25Gravity, a rope and an Argentinian.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Don't rush it!
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Undignified!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36He rushed it. Yeah.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Maz finishes his Qualifier
0:07:41 > 0:07:44with some liquid refreshment.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Stop the clock!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49OK, sir. The clock has stopped at:
0:07:49 > 0:07:51His famous clients should be pleased.
0:07:51 > 0:07:56Sir Elton would say, "That's my boy! You've done me proud."
0:07:56 > 0:08:00This is 35-year-old Lorraine from Warrington.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- Tell me a bit more about yourself. - I have two personalities.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- Lorraine at work, who's sensible. - Sensible Lorraine.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- And Lozza, who's a bit mad. - Run for cover. It's Lozza.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- Which one are you going to be today? - Lozza is going to win this!
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- Lorraine wouldn't win it. - Good luck, Lozza and Lorraine.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Thank you very much.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Off goes the wild beast that is Lozza.
0:08:28 > 0:08:33Looks like she turned into Lorraine at the crucial moment.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Lozza is so crazy she hasn't even turned up for the show!
0:08:40 > 0:08:46She's left Lorraine to do it all for her. Or, indeed, for them.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Maybe Lozza will make a last-minute appearance.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54When Lorraine needed Lozza most,
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Lozza was too busy going mad at the top of the course.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04That was awkward. Guess there'll be forms to fill in.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Lorraine completes the course in:
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Lozza never showed up.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Lozza!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19A bit late now.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24The ancient art of the ninja has long been chronicled in folklore.
0:09:24 > 0:09:29The legendary powers of the ninja included endurance,
0:09:29 > 0:09:31invisibility...
0:09:32 > 0:09:35..and combat skills.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Ninjutsu takes years to perfect.
0:09:38 > 0:09:44Sadly, Dilip has only been doing it for a few months, as you can tell.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51I'm Dilip and I'm here to decimate this course.
0:09:51 > 0:09:56Dilip-San sets off on his quest for a Total Wipeout black belt.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Just got a wet belt now, then.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13Still strangely graceful. Time for those ninjutsu powers, Dilip-San.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Wow! He made it! - That's more like it.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23The first person today to make it over.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Dilip-San entered a boxing match
0:10:25 > 0:10:30which was stopped in the second round after he received a pasting.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Look away now.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38The bit everyone's been waiting for!
0:10:42 > 0:10:46For one moment, I thought it WAS worth waiting for.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48But it wasn't.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Just the Cradles Of Doom left.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57This is turning out to be quite a quick run.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Jumping ability of a flying squirrel!
0:11:01 > 0:11:05No-one's made these yet. Surely this budding ninja can.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Summon those skills. Focus those energies.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Summon the clinging ability of a...
0:11:14 > 0:11:16clingy thing.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23Dilip-San karate kicks himself into second place.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Time to celebrate with a stylish ninja kick.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34He's only been doing it for a few months. Takes time.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38One thing I'm often asked is, when it comes to obstacle courses,
0:11:38 > 0:11:45who's better, sports science students who are also models, or sports coaches who aren't models?
0:11:45 > 0:11:52The best way to find out is a scientific study but that costs way too much, so who's quicker?
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Representing the sports science students/models...
0:12:00 > 0:12:03For the sports coaches/not models,
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Oxford Sports Personality of the Year, Ruth.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Time for the lean, mean, long-legged machine!
0:12:10 > 0:12:13My name's Ruth and I'm a heptathlete
0:12:13 > 0:12:18and I'm going to run, jump and throw myself around this course.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21First is Sports Personality Ruth.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Wow!
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Brilliant effort from Personality Ruth.
0:12:30 > 0:12:35Frankie's got a tough act to follow. Her catwalk experience will help.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Her long legs didn't really help there.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44I'm thinking baby giraffe.
0:12:51 > 0:12:57She's a heptathlete. I don't think boxing is part of the heptathlon.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59No. Doesn't look like it.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04Sports Personality Ruth is awarded a blow to the head.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13She's doing well. Balanced, poised, strong...
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Oh. She's fallen in.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Frankie's hot on Ruth's heels.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Can Ruth coach herself across the balls?
0:13:26 > 0:13:29She's onto the fourth ball!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Come on.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Agonisingly close!
0:13:38 > 0:13:41That was pioneering stuff!
0:13:41 > 0:13:46Never have I seen anyone attempt a front flip, and it nearly worked.
0:13:46 > 0:13:51Ten out of ten for showboating, at least!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Will Frankie try a somersault? I hope so.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02That was impressive.
0:14:02 > 0:14:07Another four-baller. Ruth and Frankie are closely matched.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Who will finish strongest?
0:14:10 > 0:14:14Ruth hauls herself to the summit in an impressive:
0:14:14 > 0:14:17The fastest time so far today.
0:14:17 > 0:14:23It could be a short-lived record. Frankie's also doing very well.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Frankie beats Ruth's time by a second.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31To answer that often-unasked question,
0:14:31 > 0:14:33sports science students/models
0:14:33 > 0:14:36are better than sports coaches/not models.
0:14:53 > 0:14:58Next to try and make his mark is 21-year-old Solihull student Craig.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02- Have you always been a sporty type? - No. I used to be a fat person.
0:15:02 > 0:15:08I'd be there like... You know when you get the sympathy clap?
0:15:08 > 0:15:12"Craig, you can do it cos you're chubby(!)"
0:15:12 > 0:15:15I used to live in Solihull. There'll be no patronising here.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18SHRIEKS
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Oh, dear.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26He tried, though, and a great shriek. Well done.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30What kind of shriek will Craig unleash on the Sucker Punch?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Argh!
0:15:32 > 0:15:37Nice variation. If the wall could slow clap, it would be doing it.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39But it can't.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Could he be the first to cross today?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50He is going to make it.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Aargh.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Incredible fall and shriek from Shrieking Craig.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58He went backwards.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Craig jumps to the top of the leader board!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04That is worth a shriek!
0:16:04 > 0:16:05Argh!
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Now to Adalat, a body-building granddad from Southampton.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Have you done a lot of training for the course today?
0:16:16 > 0:16:19You're 59. You're clearly extremely fit.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Look at the gun boats on you. Do you think you're going to win?
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Yeah.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Yeah. Oh. Be careful.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35I think he's still dizzy from that dodgy turntable.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41That might have ruined a lesser man
0:16:41 > 0:16:44but it didn't stop Adalat.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Probably did hurt a bit, though.
0:16:47 > 0:16:53It's time for Adalat's body-building skills to come into their own.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58He's doing it.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01He's undoing it.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Adalat's seven grandchildren,
0:17:07 > 0:17:09yes, seven, will be willing him on.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17No. Just no!
0:17:17 > 0:17:21Who cares? He's 59 and he's about to complete the Qualifier.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25This is what Total Wipeout's about, a middle-aged man
0:17:25 > 0:17:30repeatedly falling into water then dragging himself up some stairs.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Adalat, I salute you.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38You're 59 and you completed the Qualifier. Well done you.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- Younger people have quit halfway. - Thank you.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- I'm proud of you. - I'm proud of myself.
0:17:44 > 0:17:49- Go get dried off. See you later. - Thank you very much.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51# Amanda's in love! #
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Oh. He's seized up.
0:17:54 > 0:18:00Here's someone else who's had a lot of training - 34-year-old Sadie from Hackney.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Mountain biking. I can bench press 500 kilos. Roller-skiing.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Power training.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Are you sure she's from Hackney? Get me her form.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13CANADIAN ACCENT: Watch and learn!
0:18:13 > 0:18:16I'm not sure about that cockney accent...
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Oh, dear!
0:18:20 > 0:18:25It says here Sadie's from Canada and now lives in Hackney. Carry on.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Mockney Sadie on the Big Balls.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Strike a light, gor blimey!
0:18:32 > 0:18:37Can Mockney Sadie be first to cross the cradles?
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Come on, Sadie.
0:18:46 > 0:18:52About as far away from that second cradle as Canada is from Hackney.
0:18:52 > 0:18:57Sadie climbs the maple syrup coated apples and pears in a superb time.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Pucka.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03The Cradles Of Doom have been a big foam thorn
0:19:03 > 0:19:07in every contestant's side and face so far.
0:19:07 > 0:19:12No-one has made it across. Some people didn't make it far at all.
0:19:17 > 0:19:1938-year-old foster carer Pippa
0:19:19 > 0:19:24discovered the only thing that comes to those who wait...
0:19:24 > 0:19:28is water - poor Loitering Pippa.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32And 50-year-old Jane Fonda workout enthusiast Sybille
0:19:32 > 0:19:36found her step routine went all wrong.
0:19:36 > 0:19:42If anyone's to make it they'll need to be a master of stepping forward
0:19:42 > 0:19:47when two swingy things are closest together - the challenge is set.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51Maybe this guy will be the one to conquer the cradles.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55His name's Grant and he's a real-life superstar DJ.
0:19:55 > 0:20:00MUSIC: "Hey Boy, Hey Girl" by Chemical Brothers
0:20:04 > 0:20:07This is Grant on the ones and twos.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Remember this name cos I ain't gonna lose!
0:20:11 > 0:20:12OK. Here he goes.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18There he went.
0:20:18 > 0:20:25- I do a bit of MC-ing on the side. Shall I take it away?- Please do.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Love me and hear me, Dizzy Dummies take note
0:20:27 > 0:20:30I'm gonna hit the bulls-eye and float your boat.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Right in the bulls-eye!
0:20:34 > 0:20:39You set it up. What did you expect? Not sure Grant's MC-ing is helping.
0:20:39 > 0:20:44I'm gonna give it my best shot. The fastest time you've seen. Damn! I look so hot.
0:20:45 > 0:20:50Not sure that was the fastest time but he does look hot. As in sweaty.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52And a bit ill.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55I think I'm gonna throw up.
0:20:55 > 0:21:01This is Chee. He's 34 and has been a martial arts expert since he was 17.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03And this is 18-year-old Laura,
0:21:03 > 0:21:07a fearless central defender for her local football team.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11How will these two fitness freaks fair against...
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Peter, who just likes cakes?
0:21:14 > 0:21:16It's brawn versus brioche.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Muscle versus malt loaf. Daring versus doughnut.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Ooh. I could eat a doughnut.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25I'm going to heat this oven to 11.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29I'll bake it, ice it and eat this course up! Come on, cake boy!
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Off goes Peter Cake with a brilliant cake analogy.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41He's gone down. Not enough self-raising flour.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Here comes super-fit Chee.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50He's gone down, too!
0:21:50 > 0:21:55Strong swimmer, though. He's being serious about it.
0:21:55 > 0:22:00Peter Cake gears up for a second bite of the Walk Of Shame cherry.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06I love a good turnover, and that was one.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09That attempt was half-baked!
0:22:09 > 0:22:11You see? Half..
0:22:11 > 0:22:16The history of headbands on Total Wipeout is an unhappy one.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17He can't see a thing.
0:22:17 > 0:22:22Maybe he's using smell to find the Sucker Punch.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Laura's powering through the defence.
0:22:26 > 0:22:31That's gonna cost her some time and maybe some teeth.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Well, you signed up!
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Dip in the chocolate and he's straight out.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Could cake really be helping him?
0:22:50 > 0:22:54Tired Chee looking...tired? He's slowed right down.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00He just fell onto it!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Pete is powering up the ramp!
0:23:08 > 0:23:13Still no sign of this cake-lover crumbling.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16He's making very good time. That's what I meant.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Tired Chee creeps to the finish line in:
0:23:24 > 0:23:29Centre-back Laura dribbles across in:
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Peter Cake is likely to beat them both if he can beat the cradles.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Yes. Come on, Pete.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45He leaps...and he's done it.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Piece of cake for Peter Cake in an incredible:
0:23:49 > 0:23:53It conclusively proves that eating cake is good for you.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- It's something I've known for ages. - Richard. >
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- What?- Something on your face.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Here? Is that it?
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Got it?
0:24:05 > 0:24:10Today's show is really exciting - a butler, a DJ and now an actress.
0:24:10 > 0:24:15This is Dee. I wonder what she's been in. A Bond film? Hamlet?
0:24:15 > 0:24:16Heavy stuff.
0:24:16 > 0:24:21- Would I have seen you in anything? - Holby City. I played a patient.
0:24:21 > 0:24:27- What was wrong with you?- A stomach ache but we had to stay at the back.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30A patient in the back of a scene in Holby City
0:24:30 > 0:24:33would have been my third guess.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37Let's hope she doesn't end up in casualty!
0:24:39 > 0:24:44Less treading the boards, more treading water from a height.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47The rarely seen reverse-butterfly!
0:24:47 > 0:24:53A treat for all those swim-stroke enthusiasts watching.
0:24:53 > 0:24:58Darling Dee considers her role in the drama that is the Sucker Punch.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08Now she's playing the part of "woman stuck in mud".
0:25:08 > 0:25:14Playing it perfectly. Let's give Dee a minute or two. Or maybe nine.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Four competitors left.
0:25:16 > 0:25:21Next to tackle the Qualifier is 23-year-old Kent model Josh.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23# Josh from Kent #
0:25:26 > 0:25:33They say models may be pretty but there's not a lot going on upstairs. What would you say to that?
0:25:34 > 0:25:36There's not much going on upstairs.
0:25:36 > 0:25:41- Takes a while to think. I'll come back in a half hour.- OK. Bye bye.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Good looks. Brains. Josh has one of those.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47This is the catwalk of Josh's life.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57Not the face! Josh modelling the Wipeout collection.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00He's accessorised the lifejacket
0:26:00 > 0:26:03with natty socks and a spearmint T-shirt.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07- # Josh from Kent # - Anyone else hearing that?
0:26:12 > 0:26:14No.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18Positively strutting over those balls!
0:26:18 > 0:26:21A bit.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25# Josh from Kent #
0:26:25 > 0:26:28This is a very fast time.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32Just one strut to the finish podium.
0:26:34 > 0:26:40He's made it. Josh From Kent catwalks into second place.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42# Josh from Kent #
0:26:58 > 0:27:02Darling Dee has been stuck in the same role for two minutes.
0:27:02 > 0:27:07Maybe she's claiming her 15 minutes of fame - all in the mud pit.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Argh. Argh.
0:27:09 > 0:27:15Come on, Dee. Try the role of an action hero and heave yourself out.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Think your way into the part.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21She's done it.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23What's HE doing?
0:27:23 > 0:27:28He'll need a strong cup of tea after that high-octane rescue attempt.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Well done, sir(!)
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Dee on the balls. Don't hang about.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42One actor who knows exactly what her motivation is.
0:27:42 > 0:27:47Several hundred kilograms of padded chipboard.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Like lots of TV extras,
0:27:49 > 0:27:54the Motivator's only needed for a few minutes once or twice a week.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Let's come back to Dee.
0:27:56 > 0:28:01Next is 49-year-old property developer and hockey referee, Nick.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05We're having a special night in my hockey club.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08£7.50 a ticket. They're limited.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11Get in early. If you snooze, you lose.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14I need to work out if £7.50's value for money.
0:28:22 > 0:28:26That was worth 50p, at best.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Maybe the Sucker Punch will come up trumps.
0:28:33 > 0:28:38On the thigh! That's got 20p written all over it!
0:28:38 > 0:28:42Here's a chance to provide more value for money.
0:28:46 > 0:28:52The second-ball bounce. Nothing new there. 3p.
0:28:52 > 0:28:57Nick's got to do something spectacular here.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02That face plant has to earn him £2.
0:29:04 > 0:29:07Nick's performance was worth:
0:29:07 > 0:29:11He owes each hockey club member:
0:29:14 > 0:29:16- Any chance of a refund?- No chance.
0:29:16 > 0:29:18Slightly unfair.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Just two to go and here comes Jo,
0:29:22 > 0:29:25a 30-year-old sheep farmer from Rutland.
0:29:25 > 0:29:31- What in the world of sheep farming is going to help you there? - I wrestle sheep.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34Jo, I wouldn't do that.
0:29:34 > 0:29:39She might sue "ewe". Get it? I made that up on the hoof.
0:29:39 > 0:29:43I'm gonna wrestle this course like I wrestle my sheep.
0:29:48 > 0:29:52Jo's the first ever sheep-wrestler to make it over there.
0:29:52 > 0:29:57What an accolade! Ignoring the broken nose.
0:29:57 > 0:30:00Will the Motivator strike a second time today?
0:30:02 > 0:30:05Sheepy Jo skips out of the way!
0:30:05 > 0:30:08Let's see it baa-ck. I'll stop that.
0:30:08 > 0:30:13Is it possible to get ball burn? Let's hope not.
0:30:13 > 0:30:17Sheepy Jo climbs to the finish in:
0:30:17 > 0:30:21It should be enough to herd her into the next round.
0:30:23 > 0:30:27Last man to tackle the Qualifier - 33-year-old Julian,
0:30:27 > 0:30:30a wildlife vet from Cambridge.
0:30:30 > 0:30:36- How will you tame the beast that is the Qualifier? - Just go at it at full pace.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39He wasn't lying. Julian's dashing.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45Straight into the water!
0:30:45 > 0:30:49MUSIC: Theme from "All Creatures Great & Small"
0:30:49 > 0:30:51Is he all right?
0:30:51 > 0:30:54Good. Already up and onto the second set.
0:30:58 > 0:31:02Yes! Over the second set like a mountain goat.
0:31:11 > 0:31:15Watch out for Darling Dee. I think she's still around.
0:31:15 > 0:31:19Dashing Julian to take on the Big Balls.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26That was a 360 plus a 180.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29Which equals...really rather good.
0:31:30 > 0:31:34He's nearly there. Just one more jump to go.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39He's done it in:
0:31:39 > 0:31:42Smashing today's record.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46Almost forgot, Darling Dee's still going.
0:31:46 > 0:31:51It's not the fastest time but it is an epic worthy of an Oscar.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54Come on, Dee.
0:31:54 > 0:31:57Circular breathing. Just one more jump.
0:31:57 > 0:32:01- SHE GROANS - This is intense.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06Come on. You can do this, Dee.
0:32:15 > 0:32:20Oh, bravo! The Holby City extra has made it
0:32:20 > 0:32:23in 11 minutes 41.
0:32:23 > 0:32:27Which means she hasn't made it into the next round.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29Never mind. There's always The Bill.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32Hang on. That's been axed.
0:32:50 > 0:32:52Total Wipeout is full of surprises.
0:32:52 > 0:32:56As 11th-place Jo found out, not always good ones.
0:32:56 > 0:33:00Jo picked up an injury on the Qualifier and has had to withdraw.
0:33:00 > 0:33:0413th place Maz takes her position in the next round.
0:33:04 > 0:33:09Before that, it's time to doff the cap to seven other fallen comrades.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11What does "doff" mean?
0:33:11 > 0:33:16MUSIC: "Every Loser Wins" by Nick Berry
0:33:49 > 0:33:55The first five to the centre podium are through to the next round.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58Sounds simple. Unfortunately, it's not.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01Dash along the rotating platform.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04In the way, a sweeper arm in the other direction.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07Five are heading for Dizzy Dummy glory.
0:34:07 > 0:34:11The other seven are heading for the departure lounge.
0:34:11 > 0:34:16On podiums one and two are Mockney Sadie and Peter Cake.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19Put a cake in the middle and I'll be there.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21On three and four...
0:34:21 > 0:34:23# Josh from Kent #
0:34:23 > 0:34:26- And Frankie Incredible. - Bring it on, cake boy!
0:34:26 > 0:34:31On podiums five and six, Dilip-San and Pay-Per-View Nick.
0:34:31 > 0:34:35On seven and eight, Dashing Julian, the fastest man to qualify,
0:34:35 > 0:34:37and Sybille - what's she looking at?
0:34:37 > 0:34:41On nine, ten and 11, Maz-ter of Ceremonies,
0:34:41 > 0:34:44Centre-Back Laura and Personality Ruth.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46On podium 12, Shrieking Craig.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49- Blblbp. - Not the best shriek there.
0:34:50 > 0:34:55Destruction, terror and a snooze in the sunshine. Spot the odd one out.
0:34:55 > 0:34:59Hello! It's Crash Mountain! If you snooze, you lose.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02An arm, maybe. Or a leg. Just joking.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05MOUTHS
0:35:05 > 0:35:09- Are you ready?- Yeah!- Fools. Three, two, one!
0:35:09 > 0:35:11KLAXON
0:35:11 > 0:35:16As the honky thing is honked the mountain starts turning.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19It's Julian. And off.
0:35:20 > 0:35:23Shrieking Craig. He's off, too.
0:35:23 > 0:35:25- Aargh! - Nice shriek, though.
0:35:26 > 0:35:30Mockney Sadie and Peter Cake both down.
0:35:32 > 0:35:34Sybille is on.
0:35:34 > 0:35:35And straight off.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40Josh From Kent. Mind the face!
0:35:43 > 0:35:47Here's Nick, hugging his spoon. Needs to pick his moment.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52That wasn't it!
0:35:54 > 0:35:56I'm guessing that hurt.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Laura.
0:36:01 > 0:36:04Who's the next glutton for punishment?
0:36:04 > 0:36:08Somebody's got to do it.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Frankie Incredible.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13Oh, come on, guys.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16- Can't do it. - You can. You must.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19Dilip-San, the ninja spirit.
0:36:19 > 0:36:21Personality Ruth.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24Losing a battle against friction.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28Dilip's going for it.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31Like a ninja, he vanishes.
0:36:33 > 0:36:36Is Butler Maz waiting for orders?
0:36:38 > 0:36:41Shrieking Craig.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44Julian's on.
0:36:44 > 0:36:48I can't look, but I am contractually obliged.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53He's on. He's done it.
0:36:53 > 0:36:58Dashing Julian lives up to his name. Who'll be next?
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Clearly, not Dilip.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07Or Craig.
0:37:07 > 0:37:09Frankie's landed it.
0:37:09 > 0:37:13Timing. Timing.
0:37:13 > 0:37:15Yes. Yes.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Come on, Frankie.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25Frankie's through to the Dizzy Dummies!
0:37:25 > 0:37:28Josh From Kent. Where did HE come from?
0:37:28 > 0:37:31Apart from Kent.
0:37:33 > 0:37:37Yes, he's through. Three down. Two to go.
0:37:37 > 0:37:40Will it be Peter, Laura,
0:37:40 > 0:37:43Sadie, Dilip, Nick,
0:37:43 > 0:37:45Ruth, Sybille, Craig
0:37:45 > 0:37:48or Maz, who's not moved an inch?
0:37:49 > 0:37:51Sadie.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54Peter Cake.
0:37:54 > 0:37:58Dilip-San needs all of his ninja cunning.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09He's...through to the next round.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12Just one place up for grabs.
0:38:12 > 0:38:15Here's Sybille...and Maz.
0:38:15 > 0:38:18No! Outrageous behaviour!
0:38:18 > 0:38:24That ridiculous 11th-hour attempt could have cost them both dearly.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30Nick is SO determined.
0:38:30 > 0:38:34Maybe Nick will seize his opportunity.
0:38:42 > 0:38:47What a shame! He lost his helmet. Or his head's come off.
0:38:47 > 0:38:51Personality Ruth with a last gasp attempt.
0:38:53 > 0:38:57Everything counts now.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01Yes! She's done it!
0:39:01 > 0:39:03She shoots! She scores!
0:39:03 > 0:39:11That is the five - Josh From Kent, Dashing Julian, Frankie Incredible, Dilip-San and Personality Ruth.
0:39:14 > 0:39:18Breathe. Must remember to breathe. That was frantic.
0:39:18 > 0:39:22Crash Mountain has done what it does best - injure people.
0:39:22 > 0:39:25Only joking. It's completely safe.
0:39:26 > 0:39:32It's time to wave goodbye to the unlucky Crash Mountaineers who never made it to base camp.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35I am a winner by nature but, on this occasion,
0:39:35 > 0:39:37better people were there.
0:39:37 > 0:39:41I could have done with the money for my student loan.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43Very deflated.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46When Maz went in the back of me
0:39:46 > 0:39:49and pulled me down, I was gutted.
0:39:50 > 0:39:54She's very disappointed.
0:39:54 > 0:39:59I sucked. My technique was terrible. What can you do?
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Crash Mountain definitely
0:40:01 > 0:40:03totally wiped me out.
0:40:03 > 0:40:07I want to see them all struggle, like I just have.
0:40:07 > 0:40:10I want to see them have a real bad time.
0:40:16 > 0:40:21The five contestants will be strapped into a nasty spinning thing
0:40:21 > 0:40:23and spun for a sickening 40 seconds.
0:40:23 > 0:40:28They stagger through the Back Door then traverse the Slippery Blob.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31The last to the other side will be eliminated.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34They then do it all again.
0:40:34 > 0:40:38The four remaining competitors face the Barrel Run
0:40:38 > 0:40:43with three Argentinian ball tossers tossing balls at them.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46Last one over, out. Final three...
0:40:48 > 0:40:50Somebody call a doctor.
0:40:50 > 0:40:55You might want to bring a bucket and a mop and a bit of disinfectant.
0:40:55 > 0:40:59It's gonna get messy. It's Dizzy Dummies. Are you ready?
0:40:59 > 0:41:01ALL: Yeah.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04That was pathetic. Three, two, one!
0:41:04 > 0:41:06KLAXON
0:41:06 > 0:41:0840 seconds of hell begins.
0:41:08 > 0:41:12Let's remind ourselves of who these lucky people are.
0:41:12 > 0:41:16First in every round so far, this man seems unstoppable.
0:41:16 > 0:41:17It's Dashing Julian.
0:41:19 > 0:41:25She's a sporty kick-boxing model called Frankie. Frankie Incredible.
0:41:27 > 0:41:29Not much going on upstairs.
0:41:29 > 0:41:33He's a model called Josh who lives in Kent. It's...
0:41:33 > 0:41:35# Josh from Kent #
0:41:37 > 0:41:41The fourth Dizzy Dummy is learning to be a ninja.
0:41:41 > 0:41:45He's better at foam-padded obstacle courses. It's Dilip-San.
0:41:47 > 0:41:51I'm going to run, jump and throw myself around this course.
0:41:51 > 0:41:56She was Oxford Sports Personality of the Year - Personality Ruth.
0:41:56 > 0:42:00So, two models, two ladies, a ninja and a man called Julian.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03That makes six! Hang on. There's only five.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05And off they go.
0:42:05 > 0:42:09Personality Ruth and Frankie Incredible
0:42:09 > 0:42:11are first to attempt the Back Door.
0:42:11 > 0:42:14DING DONG
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Hang on.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23Frankie's stolen the lead.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25Oh, it IS pretty slippery.
0:42:25 > 0:42:29The path is clear for Josh From Kent.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Dashing Julian...
0:42:33 > 0:42:35..catapults Josh.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39- Well done, Josh From Kent. - Get in!
0:42:39 > 0:42:41Yes. Get in.
0:42:43 > 0:42:47Dilip-San is down, taking Julian with him.
0:42:49 > 0:42:54Coast clear for Frankie Incredible, second attempt.
0:42:54 > 0:42:55It's slippery!
0:42:55 > 0:43:00Total Wipeout contestants stating the obvious since 2009.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08Ooh, she's hanging on! She is.
0:43:08 > 0:43:10Or is she?
0:43:11 > 0:43:14Here comes Personality Ruth.
0:43:16 > 0:43:19Oh, that's nice. She's helping her!
0:43:19 > 0:43:24That's what I call a chick helping a sister out!
0:43:26 > 0:43:29One place left. Julian dashing.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34Devoured by the vet-munching blob!
0:43:37 > 0:43:39Dilip's bid for glory begins.
0:43:39 > 0:43:40Again.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43Come on, Dilip! >
0:43:43 > 0:43:45And the crowd go wild.
0:43:45 > 0:43:48He needs to kind of move a bit there.
0:43:53 > 0:43:57Ruthless stuff! The crowd's incensed.
0:43:57 > 0:44:01If Julian makes it across, Dilip is out!
0:44:04 > 0:44:06And he's made it.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08Waaaa!
0:44:08 > 0:44:13There's a risk of crowd violence breaking out, and Dilip is out.
0:44:15 > 0:44:17Oh, my man! Come here to me.
0:44:17 > 0:44:21You were clearly in the lead then Julian was ahead of you.
0:44:21 > 0:44:25- Yeah, the greasy blob was... - What? Julian?
0:44:25 > 0:44:30CHUCKLES The inflatable balloon was covered in grease.
0:44:30 > 0:44:36- I couldn't find any traction. - You should be proud of yourself. Go and join the others.
0:44:36 > 0:44:41Whilst the remaining competitors embark on another spin cycle,
0:44:41 > 0:44:44there's time to take stock, relax and...
0:44:44 > 0:44:48Yeah. Hope one of them doesn't puke all over their shoes.
0:44:48 > 0:44:54Frankie, Ruth, Julian and Josh must make it over the Barrel Run.
0:44:54 > 0:44:56- DING DONG - Come in.
0:44:56 > 0:44:59It's Julian, looking a bit squiffy.
0:44:59 > 0:45:01On to the barrels.
0:45:03 > 0:45:06Josh is on, too. Here come the balls.
0:45:06 > 0:45:08Right in the face!
0:45:08 > 0:45:13Josh is getting his pretty face destroyed. "My face! My fortune!"
0:45:16 > 0:45:20Whoever's in charge of those balls is quite a tosser.
0:45:20 > 0:45:24Personality Ruth's the frontrunner.
0:45:26 > 0:45:31She's in. Just Frankie Incredible left upright.
0:45:31 > 0:45:35Three barrels to go, but those balls are not helping.
0:45:38 > 0:45:40She's taking some direct hits.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45Ooh, no. Frankie's off.
0:45:45 > 0:45:48Just over-cooked it there.
0:45:49 > 0:45:52And the fall sealed with a ball.
0:45:52 > 0:45:56This is serious. The first three over are in the Wipeout Zone.
0:45:56 > 0:46:01Josh From Kent now, looking good.
0:46:02 > 0:46:07Josh From Kent is the first to bag himself a spot in the final.
0:46:07 > 0:46:11Ruth, Julian and Frankie still in play.
0:46:15 > 0:46:17No, Julian!
0:46:17 > 0:46:19No, Ruth, too.
0:46:19 > 0:46:23She was in touching distance. It could be all over for Ruth.
0:46:25 > 0:46:29Frankie, teetering towards the finish.
0:46:34 > 0:46:39- Frankie Incredible joins Josh in the Wipeout Zone.- Yes!
0:46:41 > 0:46:43One spot left.
0:46:47 > 0:46:50Unbelievable!
0:46:50 > 0:46:52Wa-hoo! How good was that?
0:46:52 > 0:46:54Yeah. How good WAS that?
0:46:54 > 0:46:57And Personality Ruth is out.
0:46:57 > 0:47:01- The boys with the balls were tough. - I'm going to get them later.
0:47:01 > 0:47:05Such a fantastic contestant. Well done, but hard luck.
0:47:05 > 0:47:07Pipped at the post!
0:47:07 > 0:47:12This is the part of the show that always brings a tear to my eye.
0:47:12 > 0:47:15It's this time when my bottom goes numb
0:47:15 > 0:47:19from perching on this plywood stool bought from a pound shop!
0:47:19 > 0:47:21On Top Gear, I get a cushion.
0:47:22 > 0:47:27I can't believe it! The last girl standing. I'm so proud to be here.
0:47:28 > 0:47:33I thought I could get this far, but to get here is just unbelievable.
0:47:33 > 0:47:39Now I'm actually here and in the last three, it's, like, "Oooh! Wow!"
0:47:41 > 0:47:46Being fastest in the Qualifier puts me in a good position tonight.
0:47:46 > 0:47:52Me and Josh have to stick together. Hopefully one of us two will get it.
0:47:52 > 0:47:56Being a model, I came in with a stereotype.
0:47:56 > 0:47:59Everyone expected me to be mincing about.
0:47:59 > 0:48:02I'm a bit like Action Man, just not as hard.
0:48:02 > 0:48:08Me against two models? They're going to be painting their toenails.
0:48:08 > 0:48:11They're not even going to hear the klaxon.
0:48:11 > 0:48:15Julian's a sneaky one. I saw him jump over Dilip on the blob.
0:48:17 > 0:48:22- He just wants to go for it. - Julian's very focused on winning.
0:48:22 > 0:48:24We'll see how it goes tonight.
0:48:26 > 0:48:28Losing is simply not an option.
0:48:28 > 0:48:31FRANKIE: I'm going to put everything into it.
0:48:31 > 0:48:33JOSH: I'm confident.
0:48:33 > 0:48:37FRANKIE: I'm not hurting. I'm ready to go.
0:48:37 > 0:48:39JOSH: Got to give it everything.
0:48:39 > 0:48:44Gonna do it in super-quick time so, yeah, I'm pretty confident.
0:48:44 > 0:48:47It's all talk, really. I'm gonna be nervous as hell.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50Everything the contestants have been through -
0:48:50 > 0:48:56the mud, the adrenaline, the grit, the sweat - all boils down to this.
0:48:56 > 0:48:59Boiled it down earlier in my junior chemistry set.
0:48:59 > 0:49:03- SNIFFS - It smells all adrenaliney.
0:49:03 > 0:49:07Anyway, time for the Wipeout Zone. Why did I boil that down?
0:49:14 > 0:49:18They'll start with a hasty trip down the Killer Surf
0:49:18 > 0:49:23and a dash up the Rapid Climb, with ten seconds to avoid the tidal wave.
0:49:23 > 0:49:27Then it's the deceptively gentle sounding Seesaw Of Truth
0:49:27 > 0:49:32to the Crazy Sweeper, and a swing and a jump to the finish podium.
0:49:32 > 0:49:34The fastest wins £10,000.
0:49:34 > 0:49:37The other two don't win £10,000.
0:49:39 > 0:49:44You could cut the tension with a knife. We've got a model.
0:49:44 > 0:49:46We've got another model.
0:49:48 > 0:49:50And we've got a vet.
0:49:50 > 0:49:53Which gives us a pretty wild Wipeout Zone.
0:49:53 > 0:49:56The first to go is Josh.
0:49:56 > 0:50:00He's from Kent. He's called Josh. It's Josh From Kent.
0:50:00 > 0:50:04It's been emotional, people. Love you all.
0:50:04 > 0:50:06KLAXON
0:50:15 > 0:50:18That's a model start from the model.
0:50:18 > 0:50:20A quick swim to the Rapid Climb.
0:50:20 > 0:50:25Once he gets to his feet, he has ten seconds before the tidal wave.
0:50:25 > 0:50:28In short, he can't hang around.
0:50:28 > 0:50:32Ten seconds starts now, and he's looking quick.
0:50:32 > 0:50:35Powering up that ramp.
0:50:35 > 0:50:38And Josh beats the tidal wave.
0:50:38 > 0:50:42A flawless start. Undoubtedly, like his skin.
0:50:42 > 0:50:47Or something. Josh cleverly using the wall to help his balance.
0:50:51 > 0:50:54Next, the Crazy Sweeper. Here he goes.
0:51:10 > 0:51:12He's hanging on.
0:51:15 > 0:51:18This is a really quick time.
0:51:18 > 0:51:20Next, the Rope Swing.
0:51:23 > 0:51:27Here he goes. Any time now. Any time now.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29What is he doing?
0:51:29 > 0:51:32Any time now.
0:51:36 > 0:51:40Just one jump to go, one final leap.
0:51:42 > 0:51:46Josh completes the Wipeout Zone in:
0:51:49 > 0:51:52That's just unhygienic! Other people have to hit that.
0:51:52 > 0:51:55A strong performance from Josh,
0:51:55 > 0:51:58but that near fall and the delay on the Rope Swing
0:51:58 > 0:52:00cost him vital seconds.
0:52:00 > 0:52:04It's up to Frankie and Julian to capitalise.
0:52:04 > 0:52:06How was it for you?
0:52:06 > 0:52:09OUT OF BREATH: Pretty much exhausting.
0:52:09 > 0:52:13You've got two really strong competitors coming up.
0:52:13 > 0:52:19- They both pull it out the bag when it's needed so I'm pretty scared. - Let's watch Frankie.
0:52:19 > 0:52:24She's a model and she's looking good for the win. Frankie Incredible.
0:52:24 > 0:52:26Here goes! Aargh!
0:52:26 > 0:52:29KLAXON
0:52:40 > 0:52:43Frankie needs to put in a faultless performance.
0:52:43 > 0:52:48From what she's done so far today, that is a real possibility.
0:52:48 > 0:52:51Come on, Frankie girl!
0:52:53 > 0:52:57Onto the Rapid Climb. The countdown's begun.
0:52:57 > 0:53:00That tidal wave is on its way.
0:53:03 > 0:53:05She avoids the wave. Now, the Seesaw.
0:53:05 > 0:53:08Tougher than it looks.
0:53:08 > 0:53:10Very slippery.
0:53:12 > 0:53:15Easy to rush and mess up.
0:53:20 > 0:53:22This is where Josh stumbled.
0:53:29 > 0:53:35Disaster for Frankie. She dodged the sweeper but slipped off the beam.
0:53:35 > 0:53:41It's pretty much game over for Frankie, not that she knows that.
0:53:46 > 0:53:51All she can do is continue to do her best. It's got to hurt.
0:53:59 > 0:54:02Oh, no. She's caught up in the rope.
0:54:03 > 0:54:05One leap to go,
0:54:05 > 0:54:09but getting her bearings before she does that.
0:54:12 > 0:54:15Frankie's time is:
0:54:15 > 0:54:18Good, but not enough to beat Josh.
0:54:18 > 0:54:22Frankie started promisingly but her stumble on the Crazy Sweeper
0:54:22 > 0:54:25ended her chances of winning.
0:54:25 > 0:54:27Time for Amanda to give Frankie the bad news.
0:54:27 > 0:54:33That was a brilliant performance, but what happened? You fell off!
0:54:33 > 0:54:37I fell off on the turn thingey. I tried but I just slipped off.
0:54:37 > 0:54:41Right now, it's a battle of the beauties.
0:54:41 > 0:54:43Oh, Josh! Oh, Frankie!
0:54:43 > 0:54:46And Frankie, you have not saved face.
0:54:46 > 0:54:50You weren't as fast as Josh. Go join the others.
0:54:50 > 0:54:53- Well done, anyway. - Well done, Josh.
0:54:53 > 0:54:57She's out of the picture now. This is between you and Julian.
0:54:57 > 0:55:01- Yours is the time to beat. - I'm nervous.
0:55:01 > 0:55:03Come here!
0:55:03 > 0:55:07The only man left who can steal Josh's crown. It's Dashing Julian.
0:55:08 > 0:55:10Ian, this one's for you!
0:55:10 > 0:55:13KLAXON
0:55:23 > 0:55:27Bumpy landing, but it hasn't slowed him down.
0:55:27 > 0:55:31Now, Julian is a very determined young vet.
0:55:31 > 0:55:35A head-to-head between Julian and Josh now.
0:55:41 > 0:55:44The ten seconds start.
0:55:45 > 0:55:49He is quickly making his way up the Rapid Climb.
0:55:49 > 0:55:51No outing for the tidal wave this week.
0:55:51 > 0:55:54Onto the Seesaw.
0:55:56 > 0:56:00Being tentative. Tip-toeing. Come on, Julian.
0:56:03 > 0:56:06Can't afford a mistake.
0:56:06 > 0:56:09Onto the Crazy Sweeper. Josh stumbled here.
0:56:09 > 0:56:13Frankie fell. How will Julian fare?
0:56:17 > 0:56:21Oh, no! This is really bad news for Julian.
0:56:21 > 0:56:24That slip could well have cost him.
0:56:27 > 0:56:31He's recovered quickly. He's in with a chance.
0:56:31 > 0:56:36A quick swing and jump and he might lift that trophy.
0:56:38 > 0:56:41Good swing required.
0:56:48 > 0:56:49Oh, no!
0:56:49 > 0:56:51No? No, no, no!
0:56:51 > 0:56:53Unbelievable!
0:56:53 > 0:56:58Julian can kiss goodbye to the ten grand prize.
0:56:58 > 0:57:01He doesn't know that yet.
0:57:01 > 0:57:04He's got to climb back up onto the turntable
0:57:04 > 0:57:07and attempt that simple jump once again.
0:57:08 > 0:57:14Doesn't look like there's much left in the tank. An heroic effort.
0:57:14 > 0:57:17He was so close. Back onto the turntable.
0:57:17 > 0:57:21Pushing himself. Getting his bearings.
0:57:27 > 0:57:30And he's done it in:
0:57:30 > 0:57:34That's one second behind Frankie and a long way behind Josh.
0:57:34 > 0:57:40Despite a fall on the Crazy Sweeper he could have clinched the title.
0:57:40 > 0:57:45That leap handed the win to Josh. Time for Amanda to break the news.
0:57:45 > 0:57:49- How are you doing, my man? - GROANS:- I'm a bit wet but...
0:57:49 > 0:57:53You were doing so incredibly well. Then you fell off.
0:57:53 > 0:57:58Then you recovered incredibly well. Then you fell off at the very end!
0:57:58 > 0:58:02- I like to make it a bit exciting. - You were really fast.
0:58:02 > 0:58:07Josh was fantastic as well. I know you thought he was a pretty boy.
0:58:07 > 0:58:11Julian, don't judge a book by its cover.
0:58:11 > 0:58:14Josh, you are the Total Wipeout champion!
0:58:14 > 0:58:17CHEERING
0:58:17 > 0:58:2223-year-old model Josh Parkinson from Kent is today's winner.
0:58:22 > 0:58:27Great news because if he has damaged his good looks on the course
0:58:27 > 0:58:31he's got £10,000 towards reconstructive surgery.
0:58:31 > 0:58:33Should buy half a nose. Maybe a lip.
0:58:33 > 0:58:38Join me next time when there'll be a bit of this...a bit of that...
0:58:38 > 0:58:40and a bit of the other.
0:58:40 > 0:58:43Until next time, from Amanda and me, it's goodbye.
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