0:00:02 > 0:00:06Buenos Aires. Tonight, 20 intrepid Brits, including a DJ,
0:00:06 > 0:00:12a bus driver and a chief inspector, dare to take on the biggest obstacle course on the planet.
0:00:12 > 0:00:1619 will leave with nothing but the tiny soaps they stole from the hotel.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19One will walk away with £10,000...
0:00:19 > 0:00:22and the tiny soaps they stole from the hotel.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Let the pummelling begin.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Welcome to Total Wipeout.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Now, only last week, I was asked once again, "Hammond,
0:00:31 > 0:00:36"the Total Wipeout course looks big, but exactly how big is it?" they said.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39"Well," I replied, "I don't have the foggiest.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41"Now please stop pestering me." I hope that clears it up.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Let's see what the competitors face today.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48The Qualifier - do or die.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Crash Mountain - run through or die.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Dizzy Dummies - spew or die.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58The Wipeout Zone - just die.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00With fireworks.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05It's now time for me to hand over to a woman the Argentinians call El Presentor,
0:01:05 > 0:01:09which, according to this dictionary, means...
0:01:09 > 0:01:11the tomato.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Doesn't sound right, but it's in a book so it must be true.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Anyway, here she is, the tomato herself. It's Amanda Byram.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Cabin crew, cross check, stand by for landing,
0:01:25 > 0:01:28cos I'm joined by Charlotte, who is a trolley dolly.
0:01:28 > 0:01:33I'm really sorry for calling you "trolley dolly", because you're not just blonde
0:01:33 > 0:01:35and bubbly and all smiles, are you?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38I am, yes. Unfortunately, I'm a girly girl.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40I love my lip gloss, hate getting my hair wet.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42I'm just girly!
0:01:42 > 0:01:47Fasten your seat belts, cos this is going to be a bumpy ride! Whoo!
0:01:47 > 0:01:52The first obstacle that may cause a little turbulence for Charlotte will be the propellers.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56She needs to make her way along the catwalk without being hit like that.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59KLAXON BLARES
0:01:59 > 0:02:0120-year-old Charlotte sets off.
0:02:01 > 0:02:06As an air stewardess, she'll be used to working with narrow aisles and massive propellers. Probably.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Safely over the first one.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Yes! That's it, Charlotte.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Second set, and her hair is still intact. Oh...
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Ooh, no, it's not any more.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Yeah, a swift departure for Charlotte as she makes an unscheduled landing.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Next it's the Sucker Punch.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Charlotte often plays it dumb to get what she wants,
0:02:29 > 0:02:33but will her charm work on 20 vicious boxing gloves?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36It's looking good so far. Come on, Charlotte!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39It's not that I want to see her punched in the face, but...
0:02:39 > 0:02:40I did!
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Oh, my God!
0:02:43 > 0:02:49Right on the schnozz. After that melee of massive fists, she probably won't need to play it dumb any more.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55If she thinks keeping her hair out of the mud is a problem,
0:02:55 > 0:02:57just wait till she gets a load of these.
0:02:57 > 0:03:02The Argentinians call them "Las Bolas Grandes", which means...
0:03:02 > 0:03:04I'll look it up.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10"The funny onions". I'm really not sure about this dictionary.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13I always thought they were the Big Balls.
0:03:13 > 0:03:18Please put all mobile phones in the overhead lockers and turn off all your belongings.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22That's the way they say it. That sort of thing. Anyway, Charlotte goes for it.
0:03:22 > 0:03:27Oh! I think we'll need a bigger stylist.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30She flies through the air with the greatest of ease,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33then bounces through the air with the greatest of ease.
0:03:33 > 0:03:39So now Airhead Charlotte must swim towards the final obstacle, the Cradles Of Doom.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42# Rock-a-bye baby... #
0:03:44 > 0:03:49She needs to clamber across them without falling off them like that.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53She's safely onto the first cradle. But she can't stand up.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56One more step to the front and you're in business.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57I don't think she has a choice.
0:03:57 > 0:04:03She's... Oh! Brace. Brace, brace. Prepare for an emergency landing.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05At least she had a life jacket on.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Down to economy.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11I'm afraid, Charlotte, you might have got your hair a bit wet there.
0:04:11 > 0:04:17Oh... Regardless of that, Charlotte completes the course in a respectable 2 minutes 50 seconds.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22I look awful! My hair!
0:04:22 > 0:04:26It's going to take hours to redo! Oh, dear...
0:04:26 > 0:04:28This is Mohammed from east London.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31He loves Bollywood films and clearly loves dancing.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35You kind of have a bit of a rugged, movie-hero look.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- Is there a sprinkling of action hero going on there?- Yeah, a bit, yeah.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Yeah, I'm trying my best.
0:04:41 > 0:04:46Yeah, whatever. Can Mohammed complete the Qualifier like a true action hero?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50I'll be honest, I've not seen Bruce Willis do that.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51But maybe off camera.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55It's a cautious approach from the action hero.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58He's trying to sneak up on it. Right in the Schwarzeneggers!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01That's exactly how Jason Bourne would fall over.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- Just that style.- Something's telling me he never swam before.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09That's just like Jackie Chan's doggie paddle, if you look closely.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12It's uncanny. Right, he was defeated by one propeller.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16What are the chances he'll get past two? He's on.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18He's hit.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22He's hit again. And he's down again.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Ah, magnificent. No stunt double required for this James Bond.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Look at him go!
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Double 0 Mo looking a bit tired. What's he doing?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35But this lady isn't.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37It's embarrassing mum Kelly.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Can you hear that? That's the sound of her two daughters cringing.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45World's most embarrassing mum goes international!
0:05:45 > 0:05:50- Yeah!- I wonder why her kids are embarrassed.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53I don't know! I'm embarrassed, and she's not my mum! So it begins.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56What can she possibly do that would be embarrassing on here?
0:05:56 > 0:06:03Well, that's a good start. Legs out, bum in the air, face plant.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Beautiful work!
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Her daughters Georgia Young and Becky Young must be feeling a bit awkward.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13That's them hiding behind the sofa.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18That's Georgia Young and Becky Young of Pontypool. That's your mum we're all looking at there!
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Kelly, I hope you're recording this so you can show it to your children's mates
0:06:22 > 0:06:23over and over again.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27I'm joined now at the top of the Qualifier by Steven from Leek,
0:06:27 > 0:06:30who I think it would be fair to say is a bit of a water baby.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Steven, what is it that you do?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34I'm a lifeguard and swimming instructor.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Steven obeys the no-running rule.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Oh, I hope his swimming's better than his running.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Now, propeller time. Yeah, now he runs.
0:06:44 > 0:06:49Oh! And that's why running is prohibited.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52# He's the greatest He's fantastic
0:06:52 > 0:06:53# Wherever there is danger... #
0:06:53 > 0:06:56There's no bombing, either, by the way. Or petting.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59All of Steven's lifeguarding skill coming to the fore here.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Steven also teaches children to swim at his local leisure centre.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Remember, with breaststroke you need to cut the pizza, round the pizza.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11If we're doing front crawl, you have to scoop up the ice cream.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14OK, so can this half-man, half-fish,
0:07:14 > 0:07:17fish-man thing take on two propellers?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Oh. No. Not really.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Oh, come on, Steven, cut the pizza!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Cut the pizza!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Are your family supporting you back home?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30No, not really. No-one is.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Everyone thinks I'm going to be hospitalised.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Steven's managed to lose a whopping four stone in the last three years,
0:07:36 > 0:07:41so will his new, svelte frame propel him over the Big Balls?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Here we go. Ohh... Oh.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Cut the pizza? Scoop the ice cream!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56# He's the greatest He's fantastic
0:07:56 > 0:07:58# Wherever there is danger He'll be there... #
0:08:01 > 0:08:04So the lifeguard can't do the job.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07What we need is a real athlete.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- And here she comes.- Meep-meep! - Oh, she's gone.
0:08:10 > 0:08:15There she is! No, wait. She's there. No, there. Oh, forget it.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Ah, here she is.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I've got the fast name, I'm no dizzy dummy.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22It's time for some cool runnings, cos I'm too fast for you.
0:08:22 > 0:08:28Right... This contestant's name is Annalese Ferrari, and she is fast.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31CRASH, SCREAM
0:08:32 > 0:08:37Ah. Looks like the Sucker Punch has slowed her down a bit.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Annalese recently ran a mile in 5 minutes and 14 seconds,
0:08:41 > 0:08:46so I imagine she's about to go really, really fast.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Well, this is a let-down.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Yep, she's going to go fast any minute now.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Come on, hit the gas!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57There we go. Here she goes. Oh.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03She's not enjoying that. She'll have flooded the engine.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05And that seems to be too much for Annalese.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07And who can blame her?
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Cut the pizza, slice the pizza, eat the pizza.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Sorry, just doing a bit of swimming practice.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16I can't understand why I'm not losing weight.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20So that's really sad news about Annalese. She had to drop out.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Shame life-saver Steven wasn't there to help.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26Just goes to show again that the Wipeout course is far from easy.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30You need discipline, you need courage in the face of danger and you need a truncheon.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34And what a coincidence, look who's next! It's a chief inspector!
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Is there anything that you are afraid of out here today?
0:09:38 > 0:09:42The only thing I don't like is if there's anything under the water in there.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46So as long as there's no sharks under there...
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I'll be quite worried if there are.
0:09:48 > 0:09:53Well, we can't promise anything, but the locals do affectionately call it the Pool Of Death.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Chief Inspector Lesley has tested the water already, and it's safe.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Maybe she's learnt. Maybe she's got the hang of it now. Here we go.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Oh, no, no, she just ran straight into that one.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Yep, she copped it on that one.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Lesley feels the long arm of Total Wipeout.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17What's up next, then, Chief Inspector?
0:10:17 > 0:10:22Ah, it's the big, red balls. Come on, ma'am, on you go.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Yes, bounces. Oh, keeps bouncing.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Keeps bouncing. And there she goes.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30That looked fun! I want a go.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Just the Cradles Of Doom to go now.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Lesley takes a big run-up. Ooh...
0:10:41 > 0:10:43She's on.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Ooh, a bit wobbly, though.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Oh! And the next one. One more jump left.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Can Lesley remain dry?
0:10:53 > 0:10:58Oh, Lesley took a bit of a stumble, and she's in the water again.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Not her favourite place. The podium just within arm's reach.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Oh, what's that? No, Lesley, quick, get out!
0:11:05 > 0:11:08We needed a lifeguard. You'll do.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Swim, Lesley, swim! Do something!
0:11:14 > 0:11:20Look, that's just silly. I mean, clearly she hasn't been eaten by a... She has gone, though.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Raaaaaar!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Too late, Steven, too late.
0:11:24 > 0:11:29She's not actually there. Oh, hang on, she is! Oh!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31- Well done, team. Well done, all. - I did it!
0:11:32 > 0:11:34I can't take the drama any more.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Let's go to a leaderboard.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Airhead Charlotte storms ahead in first place,
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Double 0 Mo in second.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45Shark Bait Lesley takes third, and Embarrassing Kelly is in fourth.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Life-Saver Steven is in fifth and, sadly, Annalese threw in the towel.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Next, please.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54This is Harry. He's 60 and quite scary.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56I've never read a book in me life.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- I were no good at school, couldn't do anything.- This is Lawrence.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03He's also 60 and used to be a butler to the Queen.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Fellow contestants and great British viewing public,
0:12:06 > 0:12:11please welcome the sizzlingly hot Amanda Byram!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13HE LAUGHS
0:12:13 > 0:12:19That's not funny. I quite like her, actually. So, two 60-year-olds from two very different backgrounds.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Who will win? Learned Lawrence sets off first.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Smart jump over the first propeller. Slips up, but recovers.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Doing well for his age. Oh, no, he's had a bit of a fall.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Quite a lot of a fall.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37In fact, that is one heck of a face plant for a man of 60.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40So it's a game of nature versus nurture,
0:12:40 > 0:12:45Hard Nut Harry doing it for all the less learned people out there.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Unfortunately, that's one point to education thus far.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53It's a good effort from Harry, but he gets it right in the mohican.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57Will Learned Lawrence
0:12:57 > 0:13:02have read enough about fists and punching to avoid a beating?
0:13:03 > 0:13:09No. He needs to read a few more books about punching, I think.
0:13:09 > 0:13:15So Lawrence takes a hit to the belly, and gets a right old face-full of mud for his trouble.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Hard Nut Harry on the Sucker Punch - this should be easy.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Harry was educated at the school of hard knocks.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24No problem, I'm sure.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Oh, look at that. He likes it.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33He's over, a great run from Harry. The Big Balls to go.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Harry will be using what he learned from the University of Life.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40I don't think he learned that there.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43# Don't know much about history. #
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Never read a book in his life,
0:13:44 > 0:13:48and now he's never traversed the Big Red Balls, either.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Learned Lawrence's turn.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Not a good look. The Queen won't be impressed.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Will he have learned a lesson from Harry's run?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58HE YELLS
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Nope! Not really.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06That is one better than Harry, and he did it with a lot of grace.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09He could be carrying a tray.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14Can we finally answer the question that's been baffling philosophers for centuries?
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Will it be nature or will it be nurture?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Will it be Hard Nut Harry or Learned Lawrence?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Oh, there's nothing in it, really.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Except Lawrence was quicker.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27By about a minute.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Hi, I'm Miss Ladybug.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33I'm cute, nippy, I'm going to fly round this course.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36This is 24-year-old Rachel from Wiltshire.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Come on, my little ladybug. - And as creepy-crawlies do well...
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Oh, no! She's down.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Hang on tight!- Forget ladybugs.
0:14:46 > 0:14:51Rachel has the resilience of a cockroach. I don't mean that personally, Rachel.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53That nearly squashed her flat.
0:14:53 > 0:14:58But she's still managing to swim in a straight line, so maybe it's not as bad as it looks.
0:15:02 > 0:15:07No, it was. It was every bit as bad as it looked, in fact.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Creepy-crawly Rachel crawls up the ramp to the Big Balls.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Time to unfurl those wings now.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Do ladybugs pee on you? - Let's hope not.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Oh, the motivator is moving, but Rachel is safely onto ball one.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21That's it, like a little ladybug.
0:15:21 > 0:15:26She's up and going for ball two, and she's on.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Now, three.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Oh, this is incredible!
0:15:33 > 0:15:37Creeping and crawling her way to victory, onto the fourth ball.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41This will go down as one of the greatest ball crossings in history.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43No, jinxed it, sorry.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- Stuck between a ball and a hard place.- She's going to bend in half!
0:15:48 > 0:15:53Amanda tries to use telekinesis to urge her over.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56No...
0:15:59 > 0:16:0423-year-old gymnastics coach Jade should have the skills to cross the balls.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Here we go. First one.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Second one, oh, touched the third one!
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Jade's training to be a stuntwoman, so this is all pretty good practice for her.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Onto the Cradles Of Doom.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Can she make it across?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Gymnast, stuntwoman. I'm pretty hopeful.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26She's got one sock on and one sock off.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29So that's where all the missing socks go. I'm getting mine back.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Sockless or not, she's made it onto the first cradle.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Just a stunt jump to the second.
0:16:34 > 0:16:41Yes, she's made it. She may only have one sock, but can Jade with one sock make one big final stunt jump?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Oh, no. I blame the sock.
0:16:47 > 0:16:4810 people left.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Oh, this guy looks tough.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Like a trucker, or a biker, or maybe a nightclub bouncer.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56But he's actually a computer analyst called Neil.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Are you really brainy?
0:16:58 > 0:17:01I'm a bit of a tactician. I've done a lot of research on the course.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03I reckon I can do it in two-and-a-half minutes.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06I think Neil's analytical skills are a tiny wee bit off.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09He's already passed the two-and-a-half minute mark,
0:17:09 > 0:17:12and he's only just reached the Cradles Of Doom.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Come on, Neil!
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- He's on.- No, I don't mean KNEEL.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21No, I know what you mean.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25Now, Neil's brain is analysing thousands of pieces of data.
0:17:25 > 0:17:30Calculating speed, distance, momentum, trajectory, wind direction.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34All of these things to get this one move just right.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42I think he over-analysed that.
0:17:42 > 0:17:47Now, Total Wipeout is a competition entirely free of gender discrimination.
0:17:47 > 0:17:52Oh, yes. On this course, men and women compete against each other for the same prize.
0:17:52 > 0:17:57So you could say, in many ways, that makes this show better than the Olympics. Or the World Cup.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Or even the boardrooms of the FTSE 100 companies.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Yes, look at me. I'm doing satire.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Can I go back to doing puns about fishmongers now?
0:18:07 > 0:18:13Time to test the gender stereotypes and see who is better, the alpha males or the girly girls.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18Representing the girls, firstly there is 24-year-old Russian-born Olga.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Flipping heck, she's built like a brick sh... Shed. A brick shed.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26And then there's Katie, a pole-dancing instructor who's also built like a brick shed.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Time to show the boys how it's done and bust some big, red balls.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Boom!
0:18:31 > 0:18:33This is war, boys.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Be afraid. Be very afraid.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Yes, I am afraid, really.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Bring on the alpha males.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44Here, finally, some real masculinity on the show.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Wearing red is DJ Tred from London.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50And in the headband, it is student Tom from Halifax.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53My man-dial is off the scale, you know?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Testosterone, I'm swimming in it!
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Let's see if four balls are better than two. Woof!
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Let the battle of the sexes commence.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05Olga getting things under way for the girls. She jumps the propeller.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Oh, nasty.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I think that dented the foam.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Now DJ Tred for the men.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14A dainty skip over the propeller. Second set now.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Oh, ah. Not so dainty that time.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26Look at his manly hair, swishing through the air like he's in a shampoo advert.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Because you're worth it, Tred.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Back to the girls, and here comes Katie.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Still a bit scared of her, if I'm honest.- Doing it for us chicks.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39On to the second set. Oh, took a big hit there.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41And nearly managed to hang on,
0:19:41 > 0:19:43but didn't. No.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Olga's go on the second set now.
0:19:46 > 0:19:51- Oh! - Olga!- Olga there doing the worm.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Lot of pain there, I imagine.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Finally, for the boys, manly Tom. First set, completed like a man.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Second set now.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Some girly skipping, and he's across.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Tom's bang up for this, look at that, an extra leap for nothing.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09On to the Sucker Punch. Takes a manly hit to the face.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13Doesn't feel it or show it.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Amazing Manly Tom is yet to fall.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18So far, he hasn't touched any mud or water.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Oh...
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Manly Tom will be livid at that.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27He got his hair band all wet.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Brick Shed Olga attempts to teach the Big Balls who's boss now.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34I should think they're scared.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36As always, the Big Balls are boss.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40Next for the girls - sorry, I mean, the guys - it's Dainty Tred.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42A big run-up...
0:20:43 > 0:20:46And a big fall.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I think he just scratched the deck.
0:20:49 > 0:20:54Here's an extended remix of DJ Tred's Big Balls fall. Look at that.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Went completely off his face.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05How are you going to get over those big, red balls?
0:21:05 > 0:21:07I've got a theory.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08It's a bit like trampolining.
0:21:08 > 0:21:13- Jump, bend the knees, jump, bend the knees.- OK, theories are good.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Remember, jump, bend the knees, jump, bend the knees.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Good jumping. Good knee-bending.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24Oh, a bit of a wobble, but Katie is still on.
0:21:24 > 0:21:29Oh, she is just a knee-bend and a jump from crossing. And there it is!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Katie finally discovered the secret to the Big Balls.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34It's jumping and knee-bending.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Now she takes her method to the Cradles Of Doom, and it looks to be working.
0:21:38 > 0:21:44Oh, she is on to the second. One more jump for an incredible end to Katie's qualifier.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47This is going to be some time if she makes it. And she does!
0:21:47 > 0:21:531 minute 27 seconds, one of the fastest times this series.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57Manly Tom now. Can he compete with Katie and show her why he is a man?
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Oh. No.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Can DJ Tred?
0:22:01 > 0:22:03No.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04He can't, either.
0:22:04 > 0:22:10Olga completes the qualifier in a none-too-bad three minutes four seconds.
0:22:11 > 0:22:16Tred finishes in a pretty good time to match his pretty hair.
0:22:16 > 0:22:21And Manly Tom storms home in 1 minute 29, just two seconds behind Katie.
0:22:21 > 0:22:26But it's Katie who comes out on top today.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Time for a leaderboard update.
0:22:28 > 0:22:33Katie Who I'm Scared Of rockets into the top spot, with Manly Tom and Dainty Tred in second and third.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Jade With One Sock is fifth, Brick Shed Olga is in eighth.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40Things are looking dicey for Analytical Neil, hanging on there in 12th place.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Just five contestants to go.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46Now, the next two, Sarah and Andy, have something in common.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48FARTING NOISES
0:22:50 > 0:22:53That's right. They both like ridiculous headwear.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56And they have both come to have a go on these.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03Remember, if you smell gas, never light a naked flame.
0:23:03 > 0:23:09Off goes Andy. The 36-year-old satellite engineer gets AERIAL - see what I did?
0:23:10 > 0:23:14- Ow! Not so lucky that time. - Not so handy, Andy!
0:23:14 > 0:23:19At least he's already wearing a swimming hat. Now we know why.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Here is 30-year-old water polo fanatic Sarah.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Protective headgear didn't really help with that low blow, did it?
0:23:27 > 0:23:32Bandana Andy has come on Total Wipeout to impress his daughters.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33There you go.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37That headgear won't impress anyone. And neither will that.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40That will make them proud.
0:23:40 > 0:23:48Mind you, actually being able to play the Big Balls is impressive, and hard at such speed.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50I spend most of my time playing with little balls!
0:23:50 > 0:23:55It's about time I had a go on your big, red ones.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57OK, so let's see how she gets on here.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59He we go. Onto the first.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06She's onto the second. But she's sliding... She's slid...
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Slid off.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Who's that? Oh, that is Band Andy, but he has ditched the bandana.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16A true master of disguise.
0:24:16 > 0:24:21Oh, but not a true master of the Cradles Of Doom.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28Silly Hat Sarah on the cradles now, hat still intact.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Now she's only got one jump left to reach the finishing podium.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Incredible! Two minutes, six seconds.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36She shoots, she scores.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Hopefully that's the last piece of ridiculous headgear for today.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Oh, what?!
0:24:42 > 0:24:44A luminous headband? Come on!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Anyway, this is Ivor. He's a bus driver.
0:24:46 > 0:24:51What route will Ivor The Driver be taking around the course today?
0:24:51 > 0:24:53I'll be taking the straight route all the way.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55All the way down the course, straight.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57All the way. All the way.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00If you didn't catch that, Ivor will be taking the straight route
0:25:00 > 0:25:02all the way, all the way down the course.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Straight along the course.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Oh, and straight into the podium.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Maybe it was part of the plan.
0:25:09 > 0:25:14It looks like Ivor tripped over his own feet and then head-butted the podium.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18Good news for Ivor - it appears that propellers are like buses.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Two have come along at the same time, and there's nobody on them.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Oh, dear.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27At least he didn't trip over his own feet that time.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Ivor at the Big Balls now. He accelerates up the hill.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Come on, Ivor.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Oh, first stop, second stop, third stop, oh!
0:25:39 > 0:25:44Just run out of diesel just short of the final destination. Shame, that.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50This is today's penultimate contestant, Fiona from Hinckley.
0:25:50 > 0:25:55He she's just a normal, run-of-the-mill sales representative who believes in aliens.
0:25:55 > 0:26:00Aliens exist. I am absolutely convinced that they exist, because there is so much evidence.
0:26:00 > 0:26:06Cave drawings showing people wearing what looks like body suits.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10Aliens must have visited the planet at some point.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12It's really not...?
0:26:12 > 0:26:15No, OK.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19OK. May Fiona Be With You is about feel the force on the Sucker Punch.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Will she live long and prosper?
0:26:21 > 0:26:25No. Not after a lungful of that brown gloop, she won't.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27There's an alien! No, it is her.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30You see? That's how it happens.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34It's not all bad news for Fiona. Today's guest puncher is William Shatner!
0:26:34 > 0:26:36He's not, so you know.
0:26:36 > 0:26:41That reminds me, Creature From The Black Lagoon is on tomorrow, I must set the box.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45I think she's enjoying this, though.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Yoda!
0:26:47 > 0:26:49- Who said that?- Yoda!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51How's she doing that?
0:26:53 > 0:26:55That's it, Fiona!
0:26:56 > 0:26:59May Fiona Be With You is onto the Big Balls now.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03This is going to be just like Close Encounters Of The Third Kind.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07I hope for her sake it's not a close encounter of the motivator kind.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11It's there and ready, but she doesn't need it. Away she goes.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Oh, ho, ho!
0:27:16 > 0:27:22May Fiona Be With You made a bid for the stars, but then pesky gravity took over, as it often does.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24At least that'll wash the mud off.
0:27:25 > 0:27:30Splashdown! So just the Cradles of Doom to go.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Live long and prosper, Fiona!
0:27:32 > 0:27:36Amanda can actually do the Vulcan death grip, you know. For real.
0:27:38 > 0:27:39You can do it, Fiona!
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Encouraging words when faced with a ladder.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46It's the Cradles of Doom I'd be more worried about.
0:27:46 > 0:27:51- She takes a run-up, and she's onto the first one.- So close.
0:27:51 > 0:27:56Can Fiona boldly go where only Katie Who I'm Scared Of,
0:27:56 > 0:27:59Learned Lawrence and Hard Nut Harry have gone before?
0:27:59 > 0:28:02- Think of it as the mother ship.- No.
0:28:05 > 0:28:10That was not the mother ship!
0:28:10 > 0:28:14No, no, I could probably have told you that, but you wouldn't have believed me.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16Same thing with crop circles.
0:28:16 > 0:28:21So, despite that tumble, Fiona finishes in a whopping 5 minutes 39 seconds
0:28:21 > 0:28:23- which is the slowest so far today. - Beam me up!
0:28:25 > 0:28:27What?
0:28:28 > 0:28:32That's so unfair! Why did she get beamed up? What about me?
0:28:34 > 0:28:39I've wanted to be abducted by aliens for ages! I even made this hat.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42Come on, take me, please.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44Hold on...
0:28:44 > 0:28:47This is today's final contestant, Gideon.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50He likes to perform in historical re-enactments.
0:28:50 > 0:28:52And he likes dressing up as a pirate.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Are you excited to be here?
0:28:54 > 0:28:57A little nervous, but definitely going to enjoy it.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59Oh, you seem a little bit shy.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02Are you sure you're in the right place, Gideon?
0:29:02 > 0:29:05Um, well, a little bit...
0:29:05 > 0:29:09A little bit edgy about this, but...
0:29:09 > 0:29:12Good morrow to thee, fair lords and ladies!
0:29:12 > 0:29:14Art thou ready to be entertained?
0:29:14 > 0:29:18If so, then let the entertainment commence!
0:29:18 > 0:29:20Yeah, whatever! I love this guy.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Come on, Gideon, show us what you can do.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25Oh, hang on.
0:29:25 > 0:29:30Hang on, Gideon the Barbarian! Rrr!
0:29:30 > 0:29:34Well, the barbarian took one heck of a knock, but managed to hang on.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37Now he just needs to avoid the next propeller.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39Oh, no! He didn't.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42Still going, he just needs to watch out for the next...
0:29:42 > 0:29:44How is he still going?
0:29:44 > 0:29:46He has got legs of steel.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49But he has made it! In bits, but there.
0:29:49 > 0:29:53Despite taking four knocks, he makes it past the propellers.
0:29:53 > 0:29:57Watch out, Sucker Punch, here comes Gideon the Barbarian.
0:29:58 > 0:29:59Don't hit my Gideon.
0:30:01 > 0:30:03You shouldn't encourage it like that.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05Poor Gideon took a bit of a broadside there.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09What's he doing with his blindfold? That won't help.
0:30:09 > 0:30:10Can you see, Gideon?
0:30:10 > 0:30:12What is it with today's show?
0:30:12 > 0:30:15Is this the ridiculous headwear special and nobody told me?
0:30:15 > 0:30:19It's the Big Balls now. And problems with the trousers.
0:30:19 > 0:30:24I'm not going to make any jokes now, because it would be inappropriate.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27It seems barbarian costumes are excellent at retaining mud.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29Can somebody get him a belt?
0:30:29 > 0:30:31He looks like he's had an accident in the toilet.
0:30:31 > 0:30:34A pretty huge accident in a pretty enormous toilet...
0:30:34 > 0:30:36Let's leave it.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38Here comes the Barbarian.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43That was very dramatic.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46Is he wearing a headband or a blindfold?
0:30:48 > 0:30:50His trousers are full of water.
0:30:50 > 0:30:51This is a wardrobe nightmare.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53Aside from dressing up as a Barbarian,
0:30:53 > 0:30:56Gideon's other passion is cake decorating -
0:30:56 > 0:30:59another skill which is utterly useless right now.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02But he is on to the first cradle. Just.
0:31:04 > 0:31:07Now the second... Yes, he makes it. Come on, Gideon.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10A big finish will be the icing on this cake.
0:31:10 > 0:31:11Yes!
0:31:11 > 0:31:15Gideon the Barbarian completes the qualifier in 2:48.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18And that's enough to see him through to the next round.
0:31:18 > 0:31:22So, Katie Who I'm Scared Of finishes top of the leaderboard,
0:31:22 > 0:31:25with Manly Tom and Dainty Tred in second and third.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28Learned Lawrence, Silly Hat Sarah and Jade With One Sock
0:31:28 > 0:31:30are in fourth, fifth and sixth,
0:31:30 > 0:31:34with Band Andy, Ivor the Driver and Hard Nut Harry just behind them.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36Finally, Gideon the Barbarian,
0:31:36 > 0:31:38Airhead Charlotte, and Brick Shed Olga
0:31:38 > 0:31:41have scraped into the top 12 and qualified for Crash Mountain.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46So, 12 contestants will continue on their quest
0:31:46 > 0:31:48to win today's Total Wipeout,
0:31:48 > 0:31:51but, sadly, for the other eight, I have to say goodbye,
0:31:51 > 0:31:53so long, farewell,
0:31:53 > 0:31:56bonjour, guten tag, namaste, aloha,
0:31:56 > 0:31:58hola, who needs this?
0:31:58 > 0:32:02Losers, we will never forget you.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04# What can you do
0:32:04 > 0:32:07# When nothing you do
0:32:07 > 0:32:13# Will ease your troubled mind?
0:32:13 > 0:32:18# And where do you go
0:32:19 > 0:32:21# When you come
0:32:21 > 0:32:23# To the end...
0:32:24 > 0:32:28# Of
0:32:28 > 0:32:30# The line...
0:32:30 > 0:32:33Have the weaklings gone yet? Good.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36Right, next, Crash Mountain.
0:32:42 > 0:32:47A long time ago, in a galaxy relatively close to Argentina,
0:32:47 > 0:32:50a strange object with a spoony bit
0:32:50 > 0:32:55landed, unbeknownst to humankind, in a suburb of Buenos Aires.
0:32:55 > 0:33:00For a while, the locals worshipped it for as an offering from the gods.
0:33:01 > 0:33:07Until one man, Eduardo, realised its full potential,
0:33:07 > 0:33:10put it in a swimming pool, and called it Crash Mountain.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13The only remaining lifeforms left when this round is over
0:33:13 > 0:33:15are the five that reach the middle.
0:33:15 > 0:33:18Standing atop wobbly plinths one, two, and three
0:33:18 > 0:33:21are Brick Shed Olga, Learned Lawrence...
0:33:21 > 0:33:24Harry, it's the oldies against the babies!
0:33:24 > 0:33:25And Dainty Tred.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27I can't... I can't feel my face.
0:33:27 > 0:33:31That's because you did this. It'll come back. Eventually.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33Standing on podium four, it's Manly Tom.
0:33:33 > 0:33:36I'm going to dance, prance and mince my way to the middle.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39Yeah, he is going to do that, yeah.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42On five, six, seven and eight, it's Silly Hat Sarah...
0:33:43 > 0:33:46Ivor the Driver,
0:33:46 > 0:33:47Katie...
0:33:47 > 0:33:49I climb poles, I don't get knocked in by poles.
0:33:49 > 0:33:52..who I'm still scared of, and Band Andy.
0:33:52 > 0:33:56Kate, the only pole you're going on is the South Pole.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59She's going to hurt you. Oh, well.
0:33:59 > 0:34:02On podiums nine, 10 and 11, Hard Nut Harry...
0:34:02 > 0:34:06Lawrie, we might be the two OAPs, but I'll see you in the middle.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09- ..Airhead Charlotte... - I'm preparing for a crash landing!
0:34:09 > 0:34:11..and Gideon the Barbarian.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13Fortune favours the bold,
0:34:13 > 0:34:16and I'm going to need all the luck I can get to beat this lot.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18I think you'll be surprised, Gideon.
0:34:18 > 0:34:21Finally, on 12, it's Jade With One Sock.
0:34:21 > 0:34:22Boys, you're going down!
0:34:25 > 0:34:29Right now, we have 12 contestants, but we only need five.
0:34:29 > 0:34:30What's a girl to do?
0:34:30 > 0:34:34If only we had a terrifying means of brutally slashing the numbers.
0:34:35 > 0:34:39Oh, wait, we do! It's Crash Mountain!
0:34:39 > 0:34:40Are you all ready!
0:34:40 > 0:34:42- Yes!- No!
0:34:42 > 0:34:44Me too. Three, two, one...
0:34:45 > 0:34:46HOOTER
0:34:46 > 0:34:48So, Crash Mountain begins.
0:34:48 > 0:34:52Who will be the first to take on this revolving beast?
0:34:52 > 0:34:56Sarah, straight into the water. Now, Learned Lawrence.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58No, not clever. Manly Tom.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02That's the worst-timed jump I've ever seen.
0:35:02 > 0:35:04I'm not sure it was THAT funny.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06No, it wasn't, we're over it now.
0:35:06 > 0:35:10Tom clearly didn't look both ways before he jumped.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12Head nearly taken clean off.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14Now Katie tries...
0:35:14 > 0:35:16and misses the paddle entirely.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19Here's Jade With One Sock, running.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Oh, just not in the right direction.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23Just running off into the water.
0:35:23 > 0:35:26Olga now, sinks like a brick shed.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28Ivor the Driver...
0:35:28 > 0:35:31If only they stopped leaning to the right.
0:35:31 > 0:35:34Wise words, Amanda. Yeah, you want to lean to the left.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36To the left, Gideon.
0:35:36 > 0:35:37To the left, Lawrence.
0:35:39 > 0:35:43What's going on? Ah, Charlotte's done it, finally.
0:35:43 > 0:35:46Stays low, dodging the sweeping arm, and again.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49Struggling now to get to her feet.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51It's all in the timing.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54That was nasty, but somehow she's still...
0:35:54 > 0:35:55No, no, she's off.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57Very much off.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01She had the wind knocked out of her sails
0:36:01 > 0:36:04and probably the air knocked out of her head, too.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09Now you see her,
0:36:09 > 0:36:10and now you don't.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13Back to the action.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15Silly Hat Sarah's on to the spoony bit.
0:36:15 > 0:36:18A close brush with the sweeping arm...
0:36:18 > 0:36:20Oh! Ow.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24I don't think Sarah's silly hat would have helped here.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27She got hit on the... well, on the bottom.
0:36:28 > 0:36:30OK, now Tred's going for it.
0:36:30 > 0:36:31I think he might do this.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33Preparing to run.
0:36:33 > 0:36:34Ooh!
0:36:34 > 0:36:37I'll save you from a "Tredding" carefully pun...
0:36:37 > 0:36:39You need to "Tred" carefully.
0:36:39 > 0:36:43Thank you, yes, that's the one. DJ Tred really carving his own niche.
0:36:43 > 0:36:47Here's a remix of another one of his truly spectacular dismounts.
0:36:48 > 0:36:52Right, Olga now, she's on, already an improvement on her first attempt.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54Olga! Olga! Olga!
0:36:54 > 0:36:59Someone's been giving Amanda jelly babies again, she just goes berserk.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01Come on, Olga!
0:37:01 > 0:37:03Right, Olga's up, and Olga's off.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06Almost immediately. Yep, straight away.
0:37:06 > 0:37:08Jade, opting for the leg-it approach, and she's on!
0:37:08 > 0:37:12That was so quick, barely time to see it!
0:37:12 > 0:37:14Jade's bold approach paid off,
0:37:14 > 0:37:17and she's the first to make it into the next round.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19And she appears to have found her sock.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25Now, I can tell by the shorts that's Band Andy on the paddle.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29That and the fact that everyone's saying his name.
0:37:29 > 0:37:34He's up, he's running, he's on. Yes, Andy joins Jade in the middle.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36That's two through to the Dizzy Dummies.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38Learned Lawrence making a bid to join them.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41Can he use his intelligence to make it to the middle?
0:37:42 > 0:37:44Now we'll see how it works...
0:37:44 > 0:37:46Oh, no. Wiped out.
0:37:48 > 0:37:51The 60-year-old may well need a hip replacement after that.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54That's where it gets you, in the hip. Always is.
0:37:54 > 0:37:58This is Charlotte now, staying low, avoiding the Bone Crusher.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00Slow to get to her feet, though.
0:38:02 > 0:38:05Yeah, that was inevitable.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09Such delicate poise in times of utter disaster.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Now you see her, now you don't.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17- Who's next?- Ivor! "Ivor" feeling you're going to do it!
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Yes, thank you, Ivor giving it a go.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22Keep your feelings to yourself, Amanda. You've cursed him.
0:38:22 > 0:38:26Finally, the Barbarian. Gideon, on to the plank.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29Shuffling now. Shuffling closer to the centre...
0:38:29 > 0:38:31And it goes all wrong for him.
0:38:32 > 0:38:36The Barbarian takes on the spinning beast of Buenos Aires...
0:38:36 > 0:38:38and loses.
0:38:38 > 0:38:39So, who's still playing?
0:38:39 > 0:38:42Dainty Tred, Manly Tom,
0:38:42 > 0:38:45Learned Lawrence, Silly Hat Sarah,
0:38:45 > 0:38:48Brick Shed Olga, Ivor the Driver,
0:38:48 > 0:38:51Hard Nut Harry, Airhead Charlotte,
0:38:51 > 0:38:52Katie Who I'm Scared Of
0:38:52 > 0:38:54and Gideon the Barbarian.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Ivor the Driver back on the rotating platform.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01Veering to the right again.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03Ooh, but somehow makes it to the middle!
0:39:03 > 0:39:08Just two places left, then, and Hard Nut Harry wants one of them.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11He ducks, he sprints, and the hard nut's cracked it!
0:39:11 > 0:39:13They have been watching and learning.
0:39:13 > 0:39:17Harry's made it through to the Dizzy Dummies, just one place left.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21That's Tred, and he wants it.
0:39:23 > 0:39:26Here he goes, and he's got it!
0:39:26 > 0:39:31It's game over for everyone else, because we've got the final five.
0:39:31 > 0:39:33Don't they make you proud?
0:39:33 > 0:39:35# England!
0:39:35 > 0:39:36Nah.
0:39:36 > 0:39:40As we wave goodbye to Crash Mountain with one hand,
0:39:40 > 0:39:42we wave hello to the next round with the other.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45But then we need to wave a final farewell
0:39:45 > 0:39:47to the seven contestants who fell by the wayside.
0:39:47 > 0:39:48Er... Ah!
0:39:48 > 0:39:51Right. It's Dizzy Dummies.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55This nose alone took a beating today.
0:39:55 > 0:39:59That ten grand would have paid for a piece of plastic surgery.
0:40:00 > 0:40:04Disappointed that I didn't get further, but what can you say?
0:40:04 > 0:40:06Angry. I'm actually really angry.
0:40:06 > 0:40:10I am absolutely gutted. I feel gutted.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13It's exhausting, trying to stop yourself shaking.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15It is just so fast, so quick.
0:40:16 > 0:40:19I'd suit Dizzy Dummies, because I am a dizzy girl.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21# Farewell, my friend...
0:40:21 > 0:40:22SCREAM
0:40:28 > 0:40:30This is what Dizzy Dummies is made of today.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33A sickening 40-second long spin,
0:40:33 > 0:40:37a waddle through the Back Door on the rotating platform,
0:40:37 > 0:40:40a hazardous dash over the log run,
0:40:40 > 0:40:43then the first four across get to do it all over again,
0:40:43 > 0:40:46but they must complete the Barrel Run
0:40:46 > 0:40:49whilst getting balls tossed in their faces by Los Tossas de Ballas.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53What's guaranteed to make you most sick?
0:40:53 > 0:40:57A chronic case of dysentery or a couple of goes of Dizzy Dummies?
0:40:57 > 0:41:00Have you not been paying attention? It's Dizzy Dummies!
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Are you all ready?
0:41:02 > 0:41:04Yes!
0:41:04 > 0:41:06Three, two, one...!
0:41:06 > 0:41:08And off they go.
0:41:08 > 0:41:10I just hope they don't spew,
0:41:10 > 0:41:14because that will set Amanda off, which is guaranteed to make me...
0:41:14 > 0:41:15Yeah.
0:41:15 > 0:41:19Jade With One Sock, the wannabe stunt woman, first on to Crash Mountain.
0:41:22 > 0:41:23Then there's Band Andy.
0:41:23 > 0:41:27I can't be 100% sure his bandana is under that helmet,
0:41:27 > 0:41:29which makes me strangely uneasy.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32Ivor the Driver has been on a few roundabouts in his bus,
0:41:32 > 0:41:35but none as fast as this. I hope.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39There's Hard Nut Harry.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42I hope his stomach's as tough as his general demeanour.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47And finally, there's the back of Tred's head.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50The front is not a pretty sight at the moment.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53In fact, it's not a pretty sight at any time, really.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56So, the spinning stops and the drenching begins.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58It's one man and his hose time.
0:41:59 > 0:42:00# Shaft
0:42:00 > 0:42:02# Damn right...
0:42:02 > 0:42:05He thinks he looks good doing that. It's a bit chaotic out there,
0:42:05 > 0:42:10Jade's first through the Back Door and off in the wrong direction.
0:42:10 > 0:42:13Ivor's through too and gets a bumpy landing.
0:42:15 > 0:42:16A bum-bruise for the bus driver.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18Tred and Harry squeeze through.
0:42:18 > 0:42:21And so it's log-run time.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25Jade's first attempt, skips a couple... Ooh!
0:42:25 > 0:42:28And executes a convincing stunt fall.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30Here comes Tred, this is looking good.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33Oh no, that looked ugly at the end.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35Plants a kiss on the finish line.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38The hard nut's off...
0:42:38 > 0:42:41Oh... And the hard nut's off.
0:42:41 > 0:42:44Is that a tooth flying through the air there?
0:42:44 > 0:42:48Ivor takes a run up... Oh, followed by a trip up.
0:42:48 > 0:42:52Can he hang on? No, he can't.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54Tred's back for more.
0:42:54 > 0:42:57At least that wasn't as painful as the first time round,
0:42:57 > 0:42:59but still sore, I suspect.
0:42:59 > 0:43:02Band Andy goes for it... Oh, oh, oh...
0:43:02 > 0:43:05An incredible performance.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07He is through to round two of Dizzy Dummies
0:43:07 > 0:43:09and quite pleased about it.
0:43:09 > 0:43:14Tred back for more pain, but this time, no pain and all gain.
0:43:14 > 0:43:17Tred joins Andy. Two places left.
0:43:17 > 0:43:20Hard Nut Harry again.
0:43:20 > 0:43:22Oh!
0:43:22 > 0:43:25Earning his nickname there.
0:43:25 > 0:43:26Overstretched himself.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29He'll feel that in the morning and probably right now too.
0:43:29 > 0:43:32Ivor the Driver sets off.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34Difficult route, but he's doing well
0:43:34 > 0:43:36and he makes it across!
0:43:37 > 0:43:40Interesting landing strategy. I think he learnt that off a seal.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43A bus-driving seal.
0:43:43 > 0:43:44SEAL BARKING
0:43:44 > 0:43:48Now, only one of Harry or Jade will make it through.
0:43:48 > 0:43:50And it's not Harry this time.
0:43:52 > 0:43:57Hard Nut Harry went completely ankles over head.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59Jade With One Sock takes a run-up.
0:43:59 > 0:44:02And, oh, prances straight into the water.
0:44:02 > 0:44:05Harry again now, this is getting tense.
0:44:05 > 0:44:07He makes it to the final log,
0:44:07 > 0:44:11stopped only by his thighs or something.
0:44:11 > 0:44:13Must be doing himself some damage.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15Jade skips across again... Oh!
0:44:15 > 0:44:17They really are going for it, desperate play.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20They want that place, but Jade and Harry
0:44:20 > 0:44:22must be completely drained by now.
0:44:22 > 0:44:26Only one of them can make it through to the next Dizzy Dummies,
0:44:26 > 0:44:29which is it to be? Hang on, it looks like Jade's limping.
0:44:29 > 0:44:30The klaxon sounds.
0:44:30 > 0:44:33She's bruised all her knee.
0:44:33 > 0:44:35- I think Jade's injured. - She's hurt her knee.
0:44:35 > 0:44:37Yes, thank you, doctor.
0:44:37 > 0:44:39That is really bad news for Jade.
0:44:39 > 0:44:43The doctors took a look at her knee and ruled her out of the competition.
0:44:43 > 0:44:45Great news for Harry, though,
0:44:45 > 0:44:48who joins Andy, Ivor and Tred on the Barrel Run.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50It is carnage out there today.
0:44:50 > 0:44:52Good job I'm safe in here.
0:44:53 > 0:44:54It's all right, I'm fine.
0:44:54 > 0:44:58I'm OK. It's OK, hurts.
0:44:59 > 0:45:02So the four boys, Harry, Tred, Ivor and Andy
0:45:02 > 0:45:05get strapped in for another 40 seconds of fun.
0:45:07 > 0:45:12Just look at their happy little faces, they're liking this.
0:45:13 > 0:45:15OK, here we go and they're off.
0:45:15 > 0:45:19Hardly bursting onto the course, are they?
0:45:19 > 0:45:23Tred strolls into an early lead, straight through the Back Door.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25Hard Nut Harry closing in.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27Then Ivor's through.
0:45:27 > 0:45:29And finally Andy.
0:45:29 > 0:45:32Dainty Tred has made the second barrel.
0:45:32 > 0:45:36Here come Las Tossas Del Ballas. Living the Argentinian dream,
0:45:36 > 0:45:39getting paid to knock British people off stuff.
0:45:40 > 0:45:42Ivor's off.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46Ivor the Driver couldn't quite hang on.
0:45:47 > 0:45:50Tred jumps but slips under his log, it's back to the start for him.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53- So Harry now taking the lead. - Come on, Harry.
0:45:53 > 0:45:55He got him in the face!
0:45:55 > 0:45:59Harry receiving the sole attention of the dodgeballers.
0:45:59 > 0:46:02Nice to have something to concentrate on. Andy's there too.
0:46:02 > 0:46:03Harry jumps.
0:46:03 > 0:46:07I forgot to tell you, those barrels have been greased.
0:46:07 > 0:46:09Which doesn't help!
0:46:09 > 0:46:11That's what grease does, makes it go slippy.
0:46:11 > 0:46:13# Ta-ra-ra boom-dee ay...
0:46:13 > 0:46:16Tred back on the barrels again, along with Band-Andy.
0:46:16 > 0:46:18That's got to be annoying.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20This isn't the place to hang around.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22Andy makes a run for it...
0:46:22 > 0:46:25Slips on the final barrel.
0:46:25 > 0:46:28That Union Jack like a red rag to those Argentinians,
0:46:28 > 0:46:30not a shot missed.
0:46:31 > 0:46:33So, Tred back in the lead.
0:46:33 > 0:46:36He leaps and somehow manages to miss...
0:46:36 > 0:46:39the finish podium, with everything but his face.
0:46:39 > 0:46:40DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:46:40 > 0:46:42MUSIC GOES OFF-KEY
0:46:44 > 0:46:46Ivor, now, takes the lead...
0:46:46 > 0:46:48For about a second.
0:46:51 > 0:46:55Meanwhile, Andy's still getting a pummelling from the dodgeballers.
0:46:55 > 0:46:58It's the Union Jack.
0:46:58 > 0:47:01Takes an direct hits on the Union Jack-sey. Pants of steel.
0:47:01 > 0:47:05Andy, pay attention, there's £10,000 at stake here, come on!
0:47:05 > 0:47:10That talk of money has motivated Harry, he edges to the final barrel.
0:47:13 > 0:47:16That seems to spark Andy into action...
0:47:16 > 0:47:19A bit too much action there.
0:47:19 > 0:47:22He was better off enjoying that that little lie down.
0:47:22 > 0:47:26Harry attempts to be the first across the barrel run... And fails.
0:47:26 > 0:47:29Yes, oh!
0:47:29 > 0:47:31I'm going to be here forever, aren't I?
0:47:31 > 0:47:34- Dizzy Dummies continues. - I've a sore head now.
0:47:36 > 0:47:38Ivor in front.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43Oh, and out of nowhere, he's done it!
0:47:43 > 0:47:46Will someone please stop giving Amanda jelly babies,
0:47:46 > 0:47:49she gets giddy, that's not funny any more.
0:47:49 > 0:47:51Two places left in the final round.
0:47:51 > 0:47:53Tred appears to really want one of them.
0:47:53 > 0:47:56He's putting everything on the line. And I mean everything!
0:47:56 > 0:48:00The dodgeballers have really found their range.
0:48:01 > 0:48:05That's just irritating. Poor Tred, black and blue all over.
0:48:05 > 0:48:08But Dainty Tred, I think still undaunted.
0:48:08 > 0:48:11Big jump required here.
0:48:11 > 0:48:14Yes! Tred takes the second spot in the Wipeout Zone,
0:48:14 > 0:48:17he's through to the final. Oh, what happened there?
0:48:19 > 0:48:21Easily done. When you stop concentrating.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24I don't believe it! Someone else has got hurt.
0:48:24 > 0:48:27If this carries on, we'll have Amanda doing the Wipeout Zone.
0:48:27 > 0:48:29It seems Tred, having completed the course
0:48:29 > 0:48:31and earned his place in the Wipeout Zone,
0:48:31 > 0:48:35has gone over on his ankle and been ruled out of the competition.
0:48:35 > 0:48:37That means Band Andy and Hard Nut Harry
0:48:37 > 0:48:40automatically qualify for the Wipeout Zone.
0:48:40 > 0:48:43We have the finalists, sort of by default.
0:48:43 > 0:48:47Still, bad things come in threes - that's me, Jade and Tred.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50Nothing else can go wrong today. Touch wood...
0:48:55 > 0:48:57It's been awesome, absolutely awesome.
0:48:58 > 0:49:01To get to the Wipeout Zone is a dream come true.
0:49:01 > 0:49:06It's been tough, brutal, demanding - mentally and physically.
0:49:08 > 0:49:11I've surprised myself, I weren't expecting to get this far.
0:49:11 > 0:49:13Not with all the young people that are here.
0:49:13 > 0:49:15My wife is going to be so proud
0:49:15 > 0:49:20her slightly overweight husband has got as far as he's got.
0:49:20 > 0:49:22There were times I felt like throwing the towel in,
0:49:22 > 0:49:25but my determination and will power got me through.
0:49:25 > 0:49:28I'm here sweetheart, look at me.
0:49:28 > 0:49:32If I was a betting man, I'd put all the money on me.
0:49:32 > 0:49:34Harry is the ultimate 60-year-old.
0:49:34 > 0:49:3660's only a number, it makes no difference.
0:49:36 > 0:49:40He does a lot of training and stuff.
0:49:40 > 0:49:43If I was to win Total Wipeout, it would mean everything.
0:49:43 > 0:49:44It would mean everything!
0:49:44 > 0:49:48My ultimate goal is to win it and hopefully, tonight will be my night.
0:49:48 > 0:49:52I'll be there at the end to take that big cheque.
0:49:52 > 0:49:55For my mum and dad. I'm going to give it to my all, 110%.
0:49:55 > 0:49:58Hopefully, I can see it through to the finish.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00Friends thought I'd fall at the first.
0:50:00 > 0:50:02My wife didn't think I'd make the first.
0:50:02 > 0:50:06As for my kids, they always back Daddy 100%.
0:50:06 > 0:50:09I'm just going to go out there, give it my all
0:50:09 > 0:50:13and show them young lads how an old fella can really go for it.
0:50:19 > 0:50:24Tonight's Wipeout Zone - the stomach-churning Killer Surf.
0:50:24 > 0:50:26The nail-biting Rapid Climb.
0:50:27 > 0:50:30The hair-raising See-Saw of Truth.
0:50:30 > 0:50:33The buttock-clenching Crazy Sweeper.
0:50:33 > 0:50:35The arm-knackering Rope Swing.
0:50:35 > 0:50:38The head-spinning Turntable
0:50:38 > 0:50:40and the finger-pressing button thing.
0:50:40 > 0:50:43Fastest across wins.
0:50:43 > 0:50:46A wise woman once said, "Where have all the heroes gone?
0:50:46 > 0:50:48"Where are all the gods?"
0:50:48 > 0:50:50No need to hold out for a hero any more,
0:50:50 > 0:50:53we've got three right here tonight.
0:50:53 > 0:50:57It's the Wipeout Zone and Harry is the first to brave it.
0:51:01 > 0:51:05Come on! Oldest man in this... In the... Power Zone. Come on!
0:51:05 > 0:51:08I didn't understand that but he's a hard nut to crack.
0:51:08 > 0:51:10It's Hard Nut Harry.
0:51:10 > 0:51:12HEARTBEAT
0:51:15 > 0:51:18He's in, so off Harry swims.
0:51:20 > 0:51:21Hurry up, Harry.
0:51:21 > 0:51:24He heads over to the Rapid Climb,
0:51:24 > 0:51:28where he will have to pull himself up despite the raging torrents.
0:51:28 > 0:51:30Once on, Harry has ten seconds to reach the top,
0:51:30 > 0:51:33or else a tidal wave will be released
0:51:33 > 0:51:35and get him, the countdown's begun.
0:51:35 > 0:51:38Bit of a stumble but Hard Nut Harry's looking good.
0:51:40 > 0:51:44And he has beaten the Tidal Wave. On to the See-Saw of Truth now.
0:51:44 > 0:51:48Needs excellent balance here, obviously.
0:51:48 > 0:51:52Also rightly cautious of the tipping point when it goes over,
0:51:52 > 0:51:54hoping it doesn't take him off. There it is,
0:51:54 > 0:51:58- Harry edges down the slope, he's across.- Harry!
0:51:58 > 0:52:02Crazy Sweeper, what approach will the hard nut take?
0:52:02 > 0:52:04Starts with a dash, and then a duck.
0:52:04 > 0:52:07Harry waits a moment longer...
0:52:07 > 0:52:09and he's off again.
0:52:11 > 0:52:13And down again. Cautious stuff but he's not fallen yet.
0:52:13 > 0:52:15Get up!
0:52:16 > 0:52:18He's sprinting across the podium,
0:52:18 > 0:52:21the sweeper's closing in, Harry, quick!
0:52:21 > 0:52:24Ooh! Ooh! Makes it by a hair's breadth.
0:52:24 > 0:52:28And now the Rope Swing. Harry grapples with the knot.
0:52:30 > 0:52:32Needs a lot of upper-body strength for this.
0:52:33 > 0:52:35I think he'll probably have what it takes.
0:52:37 > 0:52:41Bullseye! Hard Nut Harry lands bang in the middle of the turntable.
0:52:43 > 0:52:46Only one gap to traverse - he's done it.
0:52:46 > 0:52:48Hard Nut Harry gets across in 2:17.
0:52:48 > 0:52:50Come on!
0:52:50 > 0:52:54Harry didn't fall off a single obstacle, so for now, he is the man to beat.
0:52:56 > 0:52:57That was unbelievable.
0:52:57 > 0:53:00Fantastic. Woo!
0:53:00 > 0:53:02That was awesome, absolutely awesome!
0:53:02 > 0:53:05So proud of you, 60 years of age
0:53:05 > 0:53:07and taking on the Wipeout Zone like that.
0:53:07 > 0:53:11- You just did that in two minutes and 17 seconds.- Nice one!
0:53:11 > 0:53:14Woo! Come on!
0:53:14 > 0:53:17You ain't seen me, right?
0:53:17 > 0:53:19I haven't seen your bandana recently either, Andy.
0:53:24 > 0:53:27Regardless of whether he's got a bandana under that helmet or not,
0:53:27 > 0:53:31he begins his swim to the Rapid Climb.
0:53:31 > 0:53:34Harry's set a solid benchmark, so Andy can't afford to hang around
0:53:34 > 0:53:37- on any of these obstacles. - Come on, Andy!
0:53:37 > 0:53:42He reaches the Rapid Climb, the countdown begins as soon as he's up.
0:53:42 > 0:53:46He loses his footing a bit but he's dashing up the slope.
0:53:47 > 0:53:50Time ticking away but Andy also avoids the tidal wave.
0:53:50 > 0:53:52Great sportsmanship from Harry there.
0:53:52 > 0:53:56See-Saw of Truth time, Andy looking comfortable.
0:53:56 > 0:54:00He made that look easy. Now he must face the Crazy Sweeper.
0:54:00 > 0:54:03He set off very quickly. Lies low!
0:54:03 > 0:54:06Immediately back up on his feet again.
0:54:06 > 0:54:09Another duck, could slow him down.
0:54:09 > 0:54:13Now it's the podiums. He needs to be quick to stay ahead of the sweeper.
0:54:13 > 0:54:15He just makes it!
0:54:15 > 0:54:16Andy's across.
0:54:16 > 0:54:18Band Andy grabs the rope.
0:54:18 > 0:54:21Needs a clean landing to stay ahead of Harry.
0:54:21 > 0:54:23Got to get this right. He swings ...
0:54:24 > 0:54:25Bullseye again.
0:54:27 > 0:54:29Speedy stuff from Andy.
0:54:31 > 0:54:32And he snatches the lead.
0:54:34 > 0:54:36Like Harry, he didn't put a foot wrong
0:54:36 > 0:54:39but he did it 50 seconds quicker.
0:54:39 > 0:54:41It's over to Amanda to break the news.
0:54:41 > 0:54:44Oh, my goodness, what a run that was.
0:54:44 > 0:54:46Happy with that, happy with that!
0:54:46 > 0:54:48You two have had a really, really hard day,
0:54:48 > 0:54:53it's been absolutely exhausting. Andy, Harry was fantastic.
0:54:53 > 0:54:58- But you were faster, I'm sorry, Harry.- Nice one, mate.
0:54:58 > 0:54:59The girls are one step closer
0:54:59 > 0:55:03to their daddy being the Total Wipeout champion, let's watch Ivor.
0:55:05 > 0:55:06Let's do this.
0:55:06 > 0:55:10No, we'll leave you to it. Can Ivor drive a bus through Andy's time?
0:55:12 > 0:55:13He's away.
0:55:18 > 0:55:21He's got an amazing 1:23 to beat.
0:55:21 > 0:55:23It's going to take a perfect run.
0:55:23 > 0:55:24He can't afford any mistakes.
0:55:27 > 0:55:30The Rapid Climb countdown will begin as soon as he's up on that slope.
0:55:32 > 0:55:33Come on, Ivor!
0:55:36 > 0:55:38Taken a bit of a mouthful already,
0:55:38 > 0:55:40clears his airways and he's off.
0:55:40 > 0:55:43Making light work of the waterfall.
0:55:43 > 0:55:44And he's up.
0:55:46 > 0:55:48Ivor now steps cautiously onto the see-saw.
0:55:48 > 0:55:50Nice and steady, looking good.
0:55:52 > 0:55:54Safely across to the Crazy Sweeper.
0:55:57 > 0:55:59This is close, still.
0:55:59 > 0:56:03Andy ducked a couple of times so Ivor can make up a few seconds.
0:56:03 > 0:56:06He's going for it. Hurry up, Ivor! It's going to be close.
0:56:06 > 0:56:09No, just clipped by the sweeper.
0:56:09 > 0:56:13Looked like he was going to make it in one dash.
0:56:13 > 0:56:16But Ivor got caught right at the very end.
0:56:18 > 0:56:20Ic think I've got him.
0:56:20 > 0:56:22It's going to be difficult to beat Andy now.
0:56:22 > 0:56:24Ivor doesn't know his time.
0:56:24 > 0:56:28He must keep pushing on regardless and makes his swing.
0:56:29 > 0:56:32No, no! He's short of the turntable and in the water again.
0:56:32 > 0:56:36Disaster for Ivor. That's lost him more time.
0:56:38 > 0:56:41Now it's an exhausting climb up the rope ladder.
0:56:41 > 0:56:45His arms, I suspect, aching, fit to burst.
0:56:45 > 0:56:47The crowd encouraging him, but he's struggling.
0:56:47 > 0:56:49He's down again. Come on, Ivor, dig deep.
0:56:49 > 0:56:54Poor Ivor, been trying to get up that ladder for over a minute now.
0:56:54 > 0:56:56Oh, he's exhausted.
0:56:56 > 0:57:01He knows he must be defeated by now, but he's still determined to finish.
0:57:01 > 0:57:02I can't watch it.
0:57:02 > 0:57:06Nothing left in Ivor the Driver's tank.
0:57:07 > 0:57:09Yes, yes, Ivor!
0:57:09 > 0:57:12Somehow he's found some last reserves.
0:57:12 > 0:57:15Please don't fall off the turntable now.
0:57:15 > 0:57:18Thank goodness. Ivor finishes in 6:43.
0:57:18 > 0:57:20An epic time in every sense of the word.
0:57:22 > 0:57:26Ivor was in contention for a long time,
0:57:26 > 0:57:29but I suspect he knows he won't be winning tonight.
0:57:29 > 0:57:31Come on out and talk to me.
0:57:31 > 0:57:34The bus has reached the depot, how are you feeling?
0:57:34 > 0:57:36Shattered. Ran out of energy.
0:57:36 > 0:57:40I'm so proud of you, you did not give up,
0:57:40 > 0:57:42you were determined to get to the end.
0:57:42 > 0:57:44Yeah, most definitely,
0:57:44 > 0:57:46but that was it.
0:57:46 > 0:57:49Andy, you're a hero in your girls' eyes.
0:57:49 > 0:57:51And you're our hero tonight.
0:57:51 > 0:57:54You are our Total Wipeout Champion!
0:57:54 > 0:57:56Hard luck, Ivor.
0:58:01 > 0:58:05So, Andy, the 36-year-old satellite engineer from Bideford
0:58:05 > 0:58:08is today's Total Wipeout Champion.
0:58:08 > 0:58:11Let's hope next week's show will be accident-free.
0:58:12 > 0:58:13Ooh.
0:58:13 > 0:58:15Ouch!
0:58:15 > 0:58:17Enough of that.
0:58:17 > 0:58:19Time for me to make my exit.
0:58:19 > 0:58:23So, from Amanda and me, it's goodbye.
0:58:23 > 0:58:24I'm ready.
0:58:27 > 0:58:30I'm going to need a cushion.
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