Episode 6

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07From Buenos Aires, for the first time ever, Total Wipeout in 3D.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09That's not 3D, is it?

0:00:09 > 0:00:12Anyway, tonight, a group of really hard Brits,

0:00:12 > 0:00:15including a granny, a sleep researcher and a musician,

0:00:15 > 0:00:20will be competing in a contest that's being compared to the Olympics...

0:00:20 > 0:00:21by me, just then.

0:00:21 > 0:00:26But instead of a gold medal, one competitor will win a big trophy and £10,000.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29Let the games begin!

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Welcome to Total Wipeout.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Have I got a show for you!

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Have we got to show for them?

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Oh, is that it, then?

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Oh, OK.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Just show the kitten, then.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49It's all OK, I found the remote.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53We DO have a show for you, and apparently this is what's in it.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55The qualifier.

0:00:55 > 0:00:5712 will qualify.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Crash Mountain - five will reach the summit.

0:01:00 > 0:01:05Dizzy Dummies - three will be less dizzy.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08And the grand final - the Wipeout Zone.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10One will win £10,000.

0:01:11 > 0:01:16Whilst many TV shows are being accused of dumbing down,

0:01:16 > 0:01:19personally, I'm a big fan of dumbing up.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23To assess the state of affairs at Argentina's premier foam-based obstacle course,

0:01:23 > 0:01:28here's Amanda Byron to conduct an in-depth interrogation into today's first contestant.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Serious stuff. Gripping.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38We're joined at the top of the qualifier by Nicky from Rotherham,

0:01:38 > 0:01:42who's a donor carer. Are you going to make that look easy out there today?

0:01:42 > 0:01:45I'd like to say yes, however I am very clumsy

0:01:45 > 0:01:49and have a tendency to go the wrong way - that's why my nickname's SatNav.

0:01:49 > 0:01:54My name is SatNav and there's only one winner here, so everyone else can get lost!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56All right! So, off goes Nicky,

0:01:56 > 0:01:59and she is going in the right direction so far.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Just needs to navigate herself upward now.

0:02:02 > 0:02:06As Nicky familiarises herself with the pontoon,

0:02:06 > 0:02:10it's time to reintroduce the first obstacle.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13It's back again - a long beam, six heavy, swinging bags

0:02:13 > 0:02:16and thousands of gallons of stinky brown water.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17It's the heavy bag beam.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21Time to see if SatNav finds her way over here.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Watch out! Oh!

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Seems to have run into some heavy traffic there...

0:02:29 > 0:02:30unexpectedly.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Right, Nicky now needs to find her way up the stairs

0:02:37 > 0:02:40and try and avoid the second set of bags.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Here we go... Oh, very good!

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Yes...

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Oh, no! No, the wrong way.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50I've worked out what the problem is.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52She's only got the Western Europe map.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Ha-ha! Yes! You see?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Now she's heading the right way,

0:02:56 > 0:02:58and it's a quick dash to the sucker punch!

0:02:58 > 0:03:0222 precision fists with one mission - to inflict maximum pummelage.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Only the fastest 12

0:03:04 > 0:03:07will make it through to the next round,

0:03:07 > 0:03:10so Nicky could do with the Argentinean map here.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12After 200 yards, bear right

0:03:12 > 0:03:14and get punched in the face.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Yup, there! Perfect, she got punched in the face.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20At least she followed those directions!

0:03:20 > 0:03:24Nicky looking a bit lost as she marches up the ramp

0:03:24 > 0:03:25to the next obstacle.

0:03:25 > 0:03:30It's the big...red...balls!

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Oh, ow! All right, that's enough!

0:03:33 > 0:03:37For those scaredy cats who don't want to jump, there is a little motivational aid -

0:03:37 > 0:03:39The Motivator!

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Here goes Nicky...

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Oh, no! She's on the slip! Oh, dear.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Turn around where possible.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Yeah, too late.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Time is ticking away for Nicky,

0:03:56 > 0:03:59so it's a swim and a climb to the final obstacle.

0:03:59 > 0:04:04# It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing... #

0:04:04 > 0:04:07It's a swing onto a thing,

0:04:07 > 0:04:09and a jump onto that thing,

0:04:09 > 0:04:12then the clock thing stops, sort of thing.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16A simple swing and a jump to the finish podium now for Nicky.

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Come on.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Here we go. Yeah... Oh, no!

0:04:19 > 0:04:21No.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Let's see what happened. She went down towards the water

0:04:24 > 0:04:29when she should have gone straight on towards the finish line. Never trust a SatNav.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Nicky takes an alternative route to the finish podium.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34You have now reached your destination.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37In a time of three minutes and 36 seconds.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41You did extremely well, we're proud of you.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Go get dried off, we'll see you later.- Thank you.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46By 'eck, that was a hard qualifier.

0:04:46 > 0:04:52Yes! Next to tackle the qualifier is 40-year-old Army musician, Simon.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56SHE BLOWS A FANFARE

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Simon, welcome, welcome.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Welcome, Amanda.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04Thank you. Simon, what would Her Majesty think of one of her finest

0:05:04 > 0:05:09taking on the Total Wipeout course in name of Queen and country?

0:05:09 > 0:05:10I think she'd quite enjoy it.

0:05:10 > 0:05:15She does love Total Wipeout, you know. Hi, Queenie!

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Oh, now we're all going to the Tower. OK...

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Why is Amanda drinking a yard of ale?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Oh, off he goes!

0:05:25 > 0:05:26It's the knees that do it.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28A good landing.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Simon's been in the Army for 20 years,

0:05:30 > 0:05:32so he's no stranger to obstacle courses.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35As a band member, he'd probably had to do them

0:05:35 > 0:05:37whilst holding a clarinet, or something.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Or one of those big xylophones.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Or a really massive drum. That'd be difficult!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45A Royal appointment with the heavy bag beam now.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Past the first one... This is looking good.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Past the first two... Three...

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Now the fourth.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53This is looking very good.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55And the fifth and the sixth. Oh, no!

0:05:55 > 0:05:56No, one step too far,

0:05:56 > 0:06:01but Simon just about managed to keep the Crown Jewels intact.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Sucker-punch now.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Will Simon's Army band training be of use here?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12No, not in the slightest!

0:06:15 > 0:06:16Onto the big red Royal balls now.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Can I say that? I did.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20OK, come on.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Oh, he's onto the second ball. Get up!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24This is for you, Queenie.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Yes! I mean, no, no! Well, it is.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Making his way to the third. Here we go!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Oh, no!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35No knighthood for him... probably.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38If it was on the cards, it's not now.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41At least he keeps a steady rhythm - I wanted to march then!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Sorry, Queenie. He tried.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45Amanda, she's not watching!

0:06:45 > 0:06:49And big band Simon climbs to the finish podium in three minutes 25.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Stand at ease.

0:06:52 > 0:06:57When you think of Grandma, a few things might spring to mind, like knitting,

0:06:57 > 0:06:59boiled sweets,

0:06:59 > 0:07:01maybe even mobility scooters.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04What definitely doesn't spring to mind is Fi,

0:07:04 > 0:07:06the coolest grandma in Penzance.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09I wonder if she knitted that silver thing?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Nanny Fi, that's me.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14And I'm here to put the glam back into gran.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16I'm faintly scared. Anyone else?

0:07:16 > 0:07:17OK, off she goes.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Wow, she's quick!

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Has she spotted a jumble sale somewhere?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Right, sprinting along the pontoons,

0:07:26 > 0:07:28approaching the heavy bag beam...

0:07:28 > 0:07:29Come on, Fi!

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Oh, yes!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34No, no!

0:07:34 > 0:07:36# Cos I'm just a teenage dirt bag... #

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Oh, no, Grandma's had a fall.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40She'll have done her hip - they always do.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42# I'm just a teenage dirt bag... #

0:07:42 > 0:07:47Well, she may be a grandma, but this is a very quick time so far.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51Onto the big red balls... That's very good! Oh!

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Oh, dear.

0:07:52 > 0:07:57# Cos I'm just a teenage dirt bag, baby

0:07:57 > 0:08:01# I'm just a teenage dirt bag... #

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Just the swing thing left.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05This is one fast granny. Here we go.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Swing...and the landing?

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Oh, that was good! Just a short leap to go.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Yes, yes! No! No!

0:08:15 > 0:08:19That shouldn't happen to a grandma. It's wrong.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Granny Mc-Fi climbs to the finish

0:08:26 > 0:08:27in an amazing two minutes and 17 seconds,

0:08:27 > 0:08:30despite the complete absence of a stair lift.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Glamorous or what? - Yeah, glamorous(!)

0:08:33 > 0:08:36This is 18-year-old Ben from Wales.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40He's the youngest competitor so far, and at three inches,

0:08:40 > 0:08:42probably the shortest.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Oh, no. Sorry, five foot three inches.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49Ben, does your mum know you've come out to play with us?

0:08:49 > 0:08:53I may be short, but I'm going to kick this course!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Yes, probably quite low, on the shin.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58I love making short gags at other people's expense!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01I hope he does well, or we'll be charged with cruelty to children.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Off goes Baby Ben to the heavy bag beam.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07He'll be killed!

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Here we go.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Look at his little legs go.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Oh! Oops.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14That heavy bag must have looked huge to him.

0:09:14 > 0:09:19Poor Ben. He might need a plaster after that, brave little soldier.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21So, it's Ben against those four nasty big balls.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23I'm loving this.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Oh, here we go...

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Congratulations, it's a bouncing baby boy.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34I am taller than him. I am! I actually am.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36On his way to earning his five metre swimming badge.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Certificate, and little badge to sew on your trunks.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43That was just me. Ben must be used to swings, though. Here he goes.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Oh!

0:09:44 > 0:09:48He's probably not allowed on the big boys' swings.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Finally, big baby Ben climbs up the wooden hill

0:09:51 > 0:09:53to Bedfordshire in three minutes 50.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Oh, God!- Night-night, Ben.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57I won't be a minute.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59'You have now reached your destination.'

0:09:59 > 0:10:01There we go. Phew, all done.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02I love this podium.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05It is so useful for all those things I do with it.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08I really don't know what I'd do without it.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Hang on! I've just remembered something I need to do that's podium related.

0:10:12 > 0:10:13Hold on.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Yup, all done.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Anyway, time to rock out with the next competitor.

0:10:22 > 0:10:27This is Anthony, he's a heavy metal rock god from Brighton.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Yeah!

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Yeah!

0:10:33 > 0:10:38I'm a power metal singer in the band, Sorcerer's Spell. Hi, guys!

0:10:38 > 0:10:40So you're a dainty wallflower, then?

0:10:40 > 0:10:44# Most definitely no-o-o-o-o-t! #

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Uh-oh.

0:10:46 > 0:10:52I'm going to teach this course a lesson in the use of ultimate power!

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Oh, stop shouting!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Ow! Right, off he goes.

0:10:58 > 0:10:59Oh, no, there's a problem.

0:10:59 > 0:11:031980s lady rock. He won't be happy with that, is he?

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Oh! This was always a bad moment in a club.

0:11:06 > 0:11:07Leave. Leave!

0:11:08 > 0:11:10# Till now I always got by... #

0:11:10 > 0:11:14This is awkward! Anthony is heading to the heavy bags.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Heavy, you see.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19He looks happy - maybe he doesn't mind lady rock.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Here we go.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Yep, looking good. Looking very good!

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Oh, wow! Just a little nick at the end,

0:11:27 > 0:11:30but great stuff there from Anthony.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Oh, no, he's got a limp. Come on, Anthony.

0:11:37 > 0:11:38Yes!

0:11:40 > 0:11:41Easy!

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Come on. Oh! Stops that fist with his face,

0:11:44 > 0:11:46good job! This is looking strong.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50That'll probably make his voice a bit higher now.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53You know that bit when you go, "Argh!" Yeah...

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Big balls now.

0:11:57 > 0:11:58Oh-ho!

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Ooooh!

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Not only does he love rock, he also drops like one!

0:12:05 > 0:12:08This is a rock-solid performance from Anthony.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Just the swing thing now.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Come on, Anthony. Here we go.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14Oh, he broke a string.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22Despite that, the Brighton rocker reaches the finish

0:12:22 > 0:12:24in three minutes and six seconds.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26I was a rocker. I was! A small one.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29I think he's still annoyed at that music choice earlier.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33In case there's any doubt, what music did you like?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Meta-a-a-a-al!

0:12:36 > 0:12:37I think he said metal(!)

0:12:39 > 0:12:43Next to go, is 20-year-old London gymnastics coach, Kayley.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Bravo. How wonderful.

0:12:46 > 0:12:50If gymnastics was easy, it'd be called football!

0:12:50 > 0:12:54It wouldn't. It'd be called easynastics or gymball...

0:12:54 > 0:12:55What am I talking about?

0:12:55 > 0:12:58This is looking good already!

0:12:58 > 0:12:59Oh, graceful!

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Will gymnastics help on the heavy bag beam?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Oh! Almost.

0:13:07 > 0:13:08A faultless entry.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10I give it...a million points?

0:13:10 > 0:13:12I don't know how they score gymnastics.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Big balls now. Come on, Kayley!

0:13:18 > 0:13:21She went straight up!

0:13:21 > 0:13:23What an exquisite dismount!

0:13:23 > 0:13:25A double bounce with an arm flail.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29That's 20 billion and 5 points, or something...

0:13:29 > 0:13:32I bet she can swim as well.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Just the swing thing to go for Kayley now,

0:13:37 > 0:13:40and this is looking like a quick time. Here we go.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Onto the thing.

0:13:42 > 0:13:43She's landed it.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Kayley could be near the top of the leader board

0:13:46 > 0:13:48if she gets this right.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49One jump... Yes!

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Oh, no!

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Oh, I don't know.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59I think she even made that look graceful.

0:13:59 > 0:14:04So, Grace Kayley finishes her run in a very good two minutes 51 seconds,

0:14:04 > 0:14:07but where does that put her on the leader board?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Granny Mc-Fi takes the top spot

0:14:09 > 0:14:12with Grace Kayley and the Brighton Rocker below.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14In fourth, it's big band Simon

0:14:14 > 0:14:18with SatNav Nicky and Big Baby Ben taking the bottom two slots.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20But who'll challenge them next?

0:14:21 > 0:14:23This is Cassie.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25She's asleep...

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Oh, sorry! No, that went over the page.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29She's a sleep researcher.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Right, work's over!

0:14:31 > 0:14:34If you don't snooze, you'll lose!

0:14:34 > 0:14:36And I'm fresh out of a nap, baby!

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Really?

0:14:39 > 0:14:43OK, time to see if Cassie's snoozing helped her around the Qualifier.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47- WHISPERING:- I'm going to talk quietly because I don't want to wake her up.

0:14:47 > 0:14:48There she goes now.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49Climbing onto the podiums.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52MUSIC: Theme from In The Night Garden

0:14:52 > 0:14:53This is lovely. Now the heavy bags.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Oh! And she's gone bye-byes.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Sorry about shouting, there. I got all excited.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Onto the Sucker Punch now.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Cassie needs to sleepwalk across this war as quickly as possible.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Yes, this is good.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Oh, that's put her lights out!

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Now for the Big Balls.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19I think she's nodded off.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24Well, this is bound to wake her up. One, two...

0:15:24 > 0:15:25Ya...ho ho!

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Yeah, that definitely woke her up.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30It will have done. Nobody's ever done this course asleep before.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33Just a swing for Cassie now.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37Come on. No-one's made it across intact yet today.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Time to see if all that snoozing helped. Oh...no.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44No, it didn't.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48Cassie reaches the finish in a very good 3.06.

0:15:48 > 0:15:52She'll probably have a celebratory snooze now. Oh, settle down.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57This is Peter from Sevenoaks.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59He sells artificial turf.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02I think they've got enough already, mate. Look, it's everywhere.

0:16:02 > 0:16:07This is going to be wall-to-wall entertainment. Andele, andele!

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Oh, it says here

0:16:09 > 0:16:12- that Peter is a carpet salesman. - MEXICAN-STYLE MUSIC

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Why was he holding artificial turf? And why the Mexican music?

0:16:15 > 0:16:16Too many questions.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20Oh, "underlay, underlay"! I get it now.

0:16:20 > 0:16:21Yeah, all right.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Time for a heavy carpetbagging.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Ooh. He got floored!

0:16:28 > 0:16:32That was a case of some heavy bag burn, followed by beam burn

0:16:32 > 0:16:33and nicely rounded off

0:16:33 > 0:16:35with a touch of pole burn, there.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Big Balls now for the underlayer.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Come on!

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Oh! I've never seen someone's head

0:16:44 > 0:16:48actually disappear like that.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Amazing. It didn't come off.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Just the Swing Thing now. Come on!

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Oh, no. He hasn't undone the rope.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Oh, dear.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Oh, this is ridiculous.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05He might be great with a gripper rod,

0:17:05 > 0:17:08but he's not so hot with a bit of rope.

0:17:11 > 0:17:16Peter reaches the finished match in a rather good 2.20.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Ah! Arriba!

0:17:18 > 0:17:21The Swing Thing may not sound like a very scientific obstacle,

0:17:21 > 0:17:25but in truth, science is the key to getting over it. Observe.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31Using sciencey computer graphics you can see there's the swing -

0:17:31 > 0:17:35that's what contestants must use to swing on - over there, to the thing.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Simple precision timing's required.

0:17:39 > 0:17:4335-year-old PR consultant Anna uses bad science.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44Wahey!

0:17:44 > 0:17:47She actually forgot to swing, there.

0:17:47 > 0:17:5244-year-old sailing fan Moira sat down at the wrong moment and sank.

0:17:52 > 0:17:53That's bad science.

0:17:53 > 0:17:58And 31 year-old marketing manager Shaherah had a sound swing.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01- Good science.- Yep.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04But...poor timing. That's bad science.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08So Anna's swung to the finish line in 5.15.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12Moira's sailed onto the podium in 4.01.

0:18:12 > 0:18:16But Shaherah beat them both in a time of 3.33 because her

0:18:16 > 0:18:18science was at least 50% good.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20So, what have I learnt?

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Yep, absolutely nothing!

0:18:26 > 0:18:29This is cheeky Northern chappie Mikey,

0:18:29 > 0:18:33and he's ready to rip up the Qualifier. Check out the guns.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Fab, in't it?- Good luck.- Thanks!

0:18:38 > 0:18:40And off goes Cheeky Northern Mikey.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42The 32 year-old nursery manager

0:18:42 > 0:18:45almost looks light enough to float over the water.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49OK. Up to the Heavy Bag Beam now.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Here we go.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Oh! No. Ooh. No, no, no.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Definitely a no.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59That toxic mud is going to play havoc with his hair gel.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01And his nose. Yeah, and his face there, the stairs.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Come on, spiky Mikey! - I'm coming, I'm coming!

0:19:06 > 0:19:09Now, the lightweight Yorkshireman must take on

0:19:09 > 0:19:11the very heavyweight Sucker Punch.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Look at his little legs go.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Right, he's on.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Oh. Looking good.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26Oh, cheeky blow to the face - but on he goes.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Yes. Mikey on the Big Balls now.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Here we go. Aha! Oh.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34Ooh. Ooh, ye... No.

0:19:34 > 0:19:35Right, that'll cost him.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Now, for a swim followed by a cheeky swing.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Oh, my goodness!

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Come on, Mikey. Do it for your three kids. They're watching.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Yes... Yes, he made it!

0:19:49 > 0:19:53Katy, Matthew and Elliott will be going berserk right now.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56# It's Cheeky Northern Mikey. #

0:19:56 > 0:20:00Yes, Cheeky Northern Mikey conquers the Qualifier in 2.35.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Cracking time.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06This is Paul. Don't be put off by the suit and earmuffs.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08This guy has done some impressive stuff.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10I've taken a bike to China,

0:20:10 > 0:20:13I've gone to the magnetic North Pole in a challenge

0:20:13 > 0:20:16and I've sailed halfway around the world.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19- So...- Not much, then? - No, no. Only little bits.

0:20:19 > 0:20:20Only little bits.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26I'm here to win! One day, one dollar, one dream!

0:20:26 > 0:20:30So the 53 year-old builder from Birmingham sets off on his least

0:20:30 > 0:20:32intrepid adventure to date,

0:20:32 > 0:20:34trekking across a couple of hundred yards of foam.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40There he goes.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41Across the Heavy Bag Beam.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44And...incredible - he's made it!

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Looking good.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Is there anything this man can't do?

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Come on! Onto the Sucker Punch.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Ooh!

0:20:56 > 0:20:58No. How wrong is that?

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Ouch.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Surely all that polar trekking will have helped Paul

0:21:05 > 0:21:09to prepare for this next challenge, the Big Red Balls.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Here we go. Ooh, ooh, ooh.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12No, it didn't, did it?

0:21:12 > 0:21:14It didn't help at all.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19Paul of the Arctic's gone for a swim and he may be some time.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23The Swing Thing now for Paul of the Arctic, and...

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Here we go.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29- Come on, Paul.- Yes, come on, Paul.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34It...ooh... Oh.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37It's a timing thing. It's... Oops.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Might be slowed down a bit now.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Probably best he let go. He could have been there forever.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48And Paul of the Arctic reaches the magnetic finishing pole in 2.08.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51- Yeah!- The fastest time so far today.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54This is Kel. Oh, she's gone.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57She's back again. Oh, she's gone.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Hang on, there she is. Oh, this is annoying.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01So, Kelly, what exactly can you do out there

0:22:01 > 0:22:03on that obstacle course?

0:22:03 > 0:22:06To be honest with you, Amanda. Kel Can do a lot.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09And I've been this course in my mind about a 1,000 times

0:22:09 > 0:22:11and Kel Can knows exactly what she's going to do.

0:22:11 > 0:22:15Before you ask, yes, I am going to win Total Wipeout!

0:22:15 > 0:22:17If anyone can, Kel Can!

0:22:17 > 0:22:19I didn't ask.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21How embarrassing, Kel's got odd socks on there.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Oh. Ooh. Oh, painful start.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Onto the Heavy Bag Beam. Running for it.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- And she's made it!- Yes!

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Kel's ability to not keep still for a second

0:22:33 > 0:22:38may be an advantage here on the Sucker Punch. Dodgy. Ooh. Yes.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Oh. No. Maybe not.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Oh, look - her socks match now.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45OK, here we go.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48And.... Yeah, she sort of fell off.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Just the Swing Thing to go.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Swing. Safely onto the thing.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Careful!- Oh, Kelly. Careful.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Now, she's steadied herself.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59Preparing to leap.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Yes. She can. She's made it. - Kel Can!

0:23:04 > 0:23:05Kel sort of can.

0:23:05 > 0:23:09So where does that put sort-of Kel on the leaderboard?

0:23:10 > 0:23:14Well, that superb run puts Kel joint top with Paul of the Arctic.

0:23:14 > 0:23:18Peter Underlay and Cheeky Northern Mikey are in fourth and fifth,

0:23:18 > 0:23:21whilst Night Night Cassie snoozes into joint seventh

0:23:21 > 0:23:22with the Brighton Rocker.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26Things are starting to look a bit grim for Shaherah, Nikki and Ben.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Meet Fran. She's from Bromsgrove.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31She runs a gym and she teaches yoga.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34The perfect CV for this show.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Drum roll, please. I think

0:23:37 > 0:23:39yoga-na go far today.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Ah, that was embarrassing.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47It ain't how hard you can hit! It's how hard you can get hit!

0:23:47 > 0:23:50I don't know about you, but I'm still getting over that Amanda pun.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53She shouldn't try that sort of thing. It's just... No.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Anyway, where am I? Oh, yes, Fran. Here she goes.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58- She's struggling!- Yeah, she is a bit.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01But now she's up.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04And now she's running.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07But can she outrun the Heavy Bags?

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Let's see.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Here we go. Ooh, nice tactics, waiting for the gap.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14This girl's got it all worked out.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17Might not be the fastest way to cross it, but this is good.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19If she avoids a fall, it'll save time.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23And...she's across.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Fran also teaches martial arts,

0:24:26 > 0:24:29so she's got the skills to cross the Sucker Punch.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Probably. Doing well.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Good footwork.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Yes, she's across. Fran is yet to fall off anything. This is amazing.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Now it's the Big Balls.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45One... Two... Oh, this is unbelievable.

0:24:45 > 0:24:46Three, four!

0:24:47 > 0:24:49- I don't believe it!- I'm speechless!

0:24:49 > 0:24:50She's made it!

0:24:50 > 0:24:52What an incredible achievement!

0:24:52 > 0:24:55Very few people have ever crossed all four balls like that.

0:24:55 > 0:24:59A golden total wipe-out moment there. Simply Fran-tastic.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Wow!

0:25:03 > 0:25:05She doesn't even look surprised by herself.

0:25:05 > 0:25:09Now, can Fran make this a flawless performance?

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Finish it off now with the swing.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Here we go. Ah...oh!

0:25:14 > 0:25:17Oh, come on! Come on!

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Oh! Oh!

0:25:22 > 0:25:25She's proving herself a supreme athlete at...

0:25:25 > 0:25:27No, that wasn't so fantastic.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31But Fran bounds to the top of the leaderboard with a time of 1.57.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34That superb run is going to take some beating.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Here's Luke. He's 21.

0:25:38 > 0:25:43He's from St Helens and he loves singing and dancing and his nan.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46Would it be a fair description to say that you're a little theatrical?

0:25:46 > 0:25:49- Ah, a little bit, yes. - What is it that you do?

0:25:49 > 0:25:51I do a lot of acting, singing, dancing.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Can you give me, like, a demonstration of your best show tune?

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Yes, I will. No problem.

0:25:57 > 0:26:01# When I am down And, oh, my soul so weary... #

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Well, that was unfair.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05He was just getting going.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Luke here is studying musical theatre in Manchester

0:26:07 > 0:26:10and one day hopes to work on a cruise ship.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Singing, I mean. Not steering the thing.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Right, he's up and running, heading towards the Heavy Bag Beam.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19Here we go. Determination.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Yes! Oh! And he's in the water.

0:26:21 > 0:26:26A touch of The Little Mermaid would come in handy about...now.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Onto the Sucker Punch next.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Takes one to the Mousetrap but Luke's making good time. Oh, no.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Right in the Chitty-Chitties.

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Bang, bang. You see?

0:26:38 > 0:26:42Now, how will Chitty Chitty Luke Luke perform on the Big Balls?

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Here we go. One... Two...

0:26:44 > 0:26:45Ooh!

0:26:45 > 0:26:48# You raise me up... #

0:26:48 > 0:26:50That had Grease written all over it.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57# And raise me up to more than I... #

0:26:57 > 0:27:01And he's across! That's one second faster than Fran-tastic.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Oh, come on! I liked his singing.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08This is Chris. He's a leader of Beavers.

0:27:08 > 0:27:09In the Scouts.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11I was in the Scouts once,

0:27:11 > 0:27:13and I promise I'm not going to take the mickey at all.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17- It's inappropriate and unnecessary. - How do you rate your chances?

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Pretty good, but we'll see how things go.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21I'll take it one step at a time. Use my head.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Don't use your head to hit anything.

0:27:23 > 0:27:27No, that wouldn't be a clever idea.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30As a Scout I'm always prepared, but is this course prepared for me?

0:27:30 > 0:27:32I love this guy already.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34He's not done anything yet.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Come on, Chris. Yes. You see?

0:27:39 > 0:27:42Here we go. Oh, careful.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46On to the Heavy Bags now. Yes!

0:27:47 > 0:27:50Oh, right in the ging gang goolies.

0:27:50 > 0:27:51No! I wasn't going to do that.

0:27:51 > 0:27:55He might need that 5p he keeps in his pocket for emergencies.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57No, no. No scouting gags.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59I was - I liked it.

0:28:01 > 0:28:05He's got his Heavy Bag badge. Time to try for the Sucker Punch badge.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Here we go, son.

0:28:09 > 0:28:13Ooh, ah. Probably like working at a bring-and-buy sale.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16All those angry grannies fighting over a tea cosy.

0:28:16 > 0:28:20No, stop making scouting gags, Hammond. I enjoyed it.

0:28:20 > 0:28:23- I learned a lot.- Actually, he looks like a bit of a beaver.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25An eager beaver.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29Go on, Chris. Heave!

0:28:29 > 0:28:31That's it.

0:28:31 > 0:28:35Now it's time for some Big Ball bob-a-job. Come on.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37One... Two...

0:28:37 > 0:28:38And in. Yes.

0:28:40 > 0:28:41Ah.

0:28:41 > 0:28:45Like I said before, I love this guy!

0:28:45 > 0:28:46Come on, Chris!

0:28:48 > 0:28:52Whilst Chris tries for his advanced lifesaver badge, I'll move on.

0:28:55 > 0:28:58Meet Becky, a 30-year-old personal trainer.

0:28:59 > 0:29:02My friends call me the Raging Man-Beast!

0:29:02 > 0:29:05- Now it's time to release this Beast! - ROAR!

0:29:05 > 0:29:06Does she keep... Oh, it's a roar.

0:29:06 > 0:29:08Right, the Beast is off.

0:29:11 > 0:29:14Yeah, the Beast is struggling to climb a pontoon.

0:29:14 > 0:29:18But she's... What does she do if she gets angry? I don't want to know.

0:29:18 > 0:29:21Release the Man-Beast, Becky. Release it.

0:29:21 > 0:29:24I'm staying in here.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27Now, both the Man-Beast and the heavy bags are released,

0:29:27 > 0:29:28simultaneously.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31Not quite that way.

0:29:31 > 0:29:35Becky jumped before it even touched her. What a scaredy Man-Beast.

0:29:37 > 0:29:39Now onto the Sucker Punch.

0:29:39 > 0:29:42Should be no problem for this ball of rage.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44# Watch out, boy She'll chew you up... #

0:29:44 > 0:29:46Look at that face! The rage, the fury.

0:29:46 > 0:29:48# She's a man-eater... #

0:29:48 > 0:29:50What does she do to it if she punches...

0:29:50 > 0:29:52Oh, dear. She fell off.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55Yeah. Oh, a hairy moment for the Beast there.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58Becky's definitely looking like some sort of beast.

0:29:58 > 0:30:02Right, release the Beast. Ooh.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04I think the Beast ripped something.

0:30:04 > 0:30:05Nasty.

0:30:07 > 0:30:10One last obstacle for this monstrous creature.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13But Becky's struggling to stand. Not a good sign.

0:30:13 > 0:30:17Here we go. Yes.

0:30:17 > 0:30:18Swing. Oh!

0:30:20 > 0:30:24Amanda, always there with the encouragement that's needed.

0:30:26 > 0:30:31So, a rather tired and soggy Beast finishes in 2.26.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34- Done.- Yes, yes, you're done.

0:30:34 > 0:30:40This is policeman Sonny, and he's doing stuff with his hands.

0:30:40 > 0:30:43This place is mustard and this course is what I'm talking about.

0:30:43 > 0:30:47I'm about to serve some justice on the Sucker Punch. Come on!

0:30:47 > 0:30:50What? Did he say something about custard? It's mud, not custard.

0:30:50 > 0:30:53Woo, some serious foam burn there.

0:30:53 > 0:30:55Good work.

0:30:57 > 0:31:00Time to serve the Sucker Punch some justice.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02Yep, justice served. Sort of.

0:31:04 > 0:31:07I'm not going to say 'ello, 'ello, 'ello at any point,

0:31:07 > 0:31:09but what do we have here then? Ooh!

0:31:10 > 0:31:13I'm afraid Sonny is going to be charged with breaking and entering.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16That's breaking bones whilst entering the water.

0:31:18 > 0:31:21- Next, a tricky knot.- Come on, Sonny.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24Come on, that's not an obstacle. That's just the start.

0:31:24 > 0:31:25It's undone ... and no.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27That's just poor.

0:31:27 > 0:31:30He may have fallen in, but at least he's landed Sonny Side Up!

0:31:32 > 0:31:34Right, just the stairs to go.

0:31:34 > 0:31:37Come on, Sonny. Up you go. Just stairs.

0:31:37 > 0:31:39You've got them at home, mate.

0:31:39 > 0:31:40Stairs.

0:31:40 > 0:31:43Sonny completes the course in 3.15,

0:31:43 > 0:31:45most of which was spent on the stairs.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49- Oi!- Ah, well really.

0:31:49 > 0:31:53And from an officer of the law as well. I'm disgusted.

0:31:53 > 0:31:54Back to Chris the Beaver,

0:31:54 > 0:31:57and as he reaches the Swing Thing, this is a very good time.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00Sonny is cowardly in 12th place with 3.15.

0:32:00 > 0:32:04Can Chris make the next round by beating this? This is his moment.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06Oh, he's stepping up to it.

0:32:06 > 0:32:08Come on, Chris.

0:32:12 > 0:32:14He can pull this out of the bag, I know he can. Yes!

0:32:14 > 0:32:15No...no.

0:32:16 > 0:32:19So close to landing it, too.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21But this is amazing stuff.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26Now he's got to swim. But what a run, anyway.

0:32:26 > 0:32:29Chris has touched the void.

0:32:29 > 0:32:32He's crossed oceans.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35And continents.

0:32:35 > 0:32:40Only seconds away from beating Sonny's time, come on!

0:32:40 > 0:32:44Yes! He's done it in 3.12.

0:32:45 > 0:32:48Chris the Beaver is in the next round. What a guy!

0:32:48 > 0:32:50What a Beaver!

0:32:52 > 0:32:55Chitty Chitty Luke Luke takes the top spot,

0:32:55 > 0:32:57with Fran-tastic following closely behind.

0:32:57 > 0:33:00Sort Of Kel is joint third with Paul of the Arctic,

0:33:00 > 0:33:03but he's on the next screen because there's no space.

0:33:03 > 0:33:08The Beast comes in seventh, and of course, right at the bottom in 12th,

0:33:08 > 0:33:09it's Chris the Beaver,

0:33:09 > 0:33:11pushing Sonny Side Up down and out of the game.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17The story doesn't end there, though.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19Sixth-place Peter picked up an injury

0:33:19 > 0:33:21on the Qualifier and had to retire.

0:33:21 > 0:33:23So, Sonny's luck is in.

0:33:23 > 0:33:26He now steps up to take the 12th spot in the next round.

0:33:26 > 0:33:29But a Saturday night elimination show wouldn't be complete without

0:33:29 > 0:33:34some sort of a sad montage, so it's time to get those tissues ready.

0:33:34 > 0:33:35Unless you're heartless,

0:33:35 > 0:33:38in which case, it's time to poke yourself in the eye.

0:33:38 > 0:33:40So, here goes.

0:33:40 > 0:33:42Agh!

0:33:44 > 0:33:46- # You're history - Like a beat-up car

0:33:46 > 0:33:48- # No good for me - Like an old film star

0:33:48 > 0:33:51- # You're history - That's what you are

0:33:51 > 0:33:53# Na-na-na-na

0:33:53 > 0:33:55- # You're history - You're history

0:33:55 > 0:33:58- # No good for me - No good for me

0:33:58 > 0:34:00- # You're history - You're history

0:34:00 > 0:34:03# Na-na-na-na. #

0:34:10 > 0:34:15Twelve start, only five will reach the summit. This is Crash Mountain.

0:34:15 > 0:34:18The contestants must successfully navigate their way

0:34:18 > 0:34:21over the rotating platform whilst trying to avoid

0:34:21 > 0:34:25getting a face full of sweeper arm, which spins in the other direction.

0:34:25 > 0:34:29The first five to the centre are heading for more spinning in the next round.

0:34:29 > 0:34:33The other seven are heading to the check-in desk because their tickets got all soggy.

0:34:36 > 0:34:40On podiums one and two, it's Chitty Chitty Luke Luke...

0:34:40 > 0:34:43Watch Mr Muscle make it to that middle!

0:34:43 > 0:34:45- And... - # It's Cheeky Northern Mikey. #

0:34:45 > 0:34:48On three and four, it's Chris the Beaver...

0:34:48 > 0:34:50I might have been prepared before.

0:34:50 > 0:34:54- I ain't any more.- Pain is just weakness leaving your body!

0:34:54 > 0:34:57- So bring it on!- And Fran-tastic.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59On five and six, the Beast.

0:35:01 > 0:35:02And Paul of the Arctic.

0:35:02 > 0:35:05They call me Peter Pan, now watch me fly.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07On seven and eight, Granny McFi

0:35:07 > 0:35:10and the Brighton Rocker.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13Enough of this. It's time to destroy this mountain!

0:35:13 > 0:35:18On nine, ten and eleven, Sort Of Kel,

0:35:18 > 0:35:22Sonny Side Up, and Night Night Cassie.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25And finally, on podium 12, it's Grace Kayley.

0:35:25 > 0:35:29I can back-flip on a beam, so this one should be a walk in the park.

0:35:31 > 0:35:34Mount Everest, K2, the Eiger.

0:35:34 > 0:35:37Highest peaks to climb? Not any more.

0:35:37 > 0:35:40Forget the Matterhorn, this is the Splatterhorn.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43It's Crash Mountain. Ready?

0:35:43 > 0:35:45- ALL:- Yeah!

0:35:45 > 0:35:49Unsteady... Three, two, one!

0:35:50 > 0:35:54Off goes the honker, around goes the mountain. Who will be first to try?

0:35:56 > 0:35:58Oh, it's Fi.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01What's this? Kel having a go. Unbelievable!

0:36:01 > 0:36:04Sort Of Kel really can.

0:36:04 > 0:36:06It hasn't even gone round once yet,

0:36:06 > 0:36:09but Kel's already made it to the centre. What a start.

0:36:11 > 0:36:13So off goes Chris. Oh, he is off.

0:36:13 > 0:36:16And Becky, only four places left.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18Who will join Kel in the next round?

0:36:20 > 0:36:22There's Kayley. Oh, and off.

0:36:24 > 0:36:28Who's next? Here's Anthony. Trying.

0:36:28 > 0:36:31Oh! What a stage dive from the Brighton Rocker.

0:36:31 > 0:36:34- That was never going to happen, was it?- Nah.

0:36:34 > 0:36:39Chris the Beaver, picking his moment. There's Fran-tastic.

0:36:39 > 0:36:41Who's going to go for it now?

0:36:41 > 0:36:44Who's next? Oh, it's Mikey.

0:36:44 > 0:36:46Ow! So close.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49That looked cheeky and painful.

0:36:51 > 0:36:56- Sonny, you're still dry. - Yeah, get on with it. Come on.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58Sonny being a sleeping policeman.

0:37:01 > 0:37:02He's woken up. Oh, no, he hasn't.

0:37:02 > 0:37:06Back to sleep. Biding his time. Nearly.

0:37:06 > 0:37:08Oh, come on, Sonny, get on with it!

0:37:08 > 0:37:11Here we go! No.

0:37:13 > 0:37:18Come on, Luke. Climb every mountain. Well, that one, anyway.

0:37:18 > 0:37:19He is on.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23Oh, he's up. Ooh!

0:37:23 > 0:37:28He's had the Chitties knocked out of him there. Bang, bang.

0:37:28 > 0:37:30Kayley's go now.

0:37:30 > 0:37:33Come on.

0:37:33 > 0:37:36Biding her time, choosing her moment.

0:37:36 > 0:37:39Go. Yes, she's going to do it. No!

0:37:42 > 0:37:44That was so close.

0:37:44 > 0:37:46Someone's got to make this soon.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50Who's next?

0:37:50 > 0:37:52Paul of the Arctic gives it a go.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54And, oh no.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56Nice try.

0:38:01 > 0:38:03Let's not forget Kel.

0:38:03 > 0:38:06Getting lonely in the middle. Surely someone's got to join her soon?

0:38:08 > 0:38:10Here goes Fran.

0:38:10 > 0:38:14- She's up. No.- Oh!

0:38:17 > 0:38:20Paul, trying again. He's down.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23Becky. Straight in.

0:38:27 > 0:38:29Here's Night Night Cassie.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Up and run.

0:38:31 > 0:38:34Yeah, she really can't afford to fall asleep here.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36This is all about timing.

0:38:36 > 0:38:39Come on, Cassie. Come on.

0:38:39 > 0:38:43Yes. Yes! No.

0:38:45 > 0:38:47Ooh, that was a rude awakening. Ow.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52Ow.

0:38:52 > 0:38:54Ow!

0:38:54 > 0:38:57Surely someone's going to cross this soon?

0:38:57 > 0:39:01No, not Pete. Or Luke.

0:39:01 > 0:39:04Kayley's on again.

0:39:06 > 0:39:09Come on, Kayley. Still four places left in the next round.

0:39:12 > 0:39:14Choosing her moment.

0:39:14 > 0:39:18Yes. Finally, Kayley joins Kel in the next round.

0:39:18 > 0:39:21Two chicks! I love it.

0:39:21 > 0:39:23Chris now.

0:39:23 > 0:39:24Come on, Chris.

0:39:24 > 0:39:29I don't know if I've mentioned it, but I love this guy. Come on, Chris!

0:39:29 > 0:39:31Yes! Yes!

0:39:31 > 0:39:35I don't believe this, Chris is through. He deserves that.

0:39:35 > 0:39:38And Paul now.

0:39:38 > 0:39:41Ooh. That's outrageous.

0:39:41 > 0:39:45It all just kicked off. Just one place remains in the next round.

0:39:45 > 0:39:50So, will it be Fi, Luke, Sonny, Fran,

0:39:50 > 0:39:53Mikey, Anthony, Cassie or the Beast?

0:39:54 > 0:39:58Not the Beast. Or Anthony.

0:39:58 > 0:40:00Or Luke.

0:40:00 > 0:40:03- Off, off, off. - So who's is going to be?

0:40:05 > 0:40:09Here's Mikey, up and running. And he's made it!

0:40:09 > 0:40:11# It's Cheeky Northern Mikey! #

0:40:11 > 0:40:16That incredible effort means Mikey, Kayley, Kel, Chris and Paul

0:40:16 > 0:40:18are through to the next round.

0:40:18 > 0:40:23# Ring all the bells Sing and tell the people everywhere

0:40:23 > 0:40:25# That the flower has come. #

0:40:25 > 0:40:28And while those five Crash Mountaineers

0:40:28 > 0:40:32progress to the next round, what becomes of the seven losers?

0:40:32 > 0:40:34Well, who cares?

0:40:34 > 0:40:36Sorry, I misread that. Let me try it again.

0:40:36 > 0:40:39Well, who cares if they were eliminated?

0:40:39 > 0:40:43They're all still heroes to me. Apart from the irritating one.

0:40:43 > 0:40:44I just...

0:40:44 > 0:40:45MUSIC: Theme from Twin Peaks

0:40:45 > 0:40:49I ran, and I dived, and I ran and I dived.

0:40:49 > 0:40:51I couldn't get to grips with Crash Mountain.

0:40:51 > 0:40:54The kung-fu cop got hooked and booked today.

0:40:54 > 0:40:55He didn't come up with the goods.

0:40:58 > 0:41:00It was just so hard. I tried my best.

0:41:00 > 0:41:02I tried everything I could, every time.

0:41:02 > 0:41:06I'm well fit, but you know what?

0:41:06 > 0:41:07I'm well wet now.

0:41:07 > 0:41:09I was fine, and then just seeing

0:41:09 > 0:41:12the sweeper arm come in just made me veer off to the side.

0:41:12 > 0:41:13I'm very upset.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15I've no idea what happened up there.

0:41:15 > 0:41:20I saw sun, I saw sky and then I just lost my memory.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22It looks a lot easier than it is.

0:41:22 > 0:41:24I'll tell you that, boys and girls.

0:41:24 > 0:41:28I think Kel Can probably could win it. She's got a really good attitude.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30Chris is a trooper. I'm right behind you.

0:41:30 > 0:41:33- You go and get them, son. - Good luck to all of them.

0:41:41 > 0:41:46It's Dizzy Dummies. Got my check list here, so I'm going to check this.

0:41:46 > 0:41:48A spinny thing that goes round for 40 seconds.

0:41:48 > 0:41:50Check. Squirty man, the shapes.

0:41:50 > 0:41:54Tippy table maze. Check.

0:41:54 > 0:41:59Loser, check. And then, second time round it's more of the same spinning, crazy beams, ball tossers.

0:41:59 > 0:42:03Check. Another loser. Check.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06Three finalists, one of whom will get a big, fat cheque. Check.

0:42:06 > 0:42:13Run, hide! Its big, it's scary, and it's about to wreak havoc on the contestants' stomachs.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15It's Dizzy Dummies, and it's a beast.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18- Are you ready?- No!- Yeah!

0:42:18 > 0:42:22Rrrrr. Three, two, one!

0:42:22 > 0:42:26As the longest 40 seconds of their lives begins,

0:42:26 > 0:42:29it's time to meet them all over again.

0:42:29 > 0:42:32She's a gymnast called Kayley.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35If gymnastics was easy, it would be called football!

0:42:35 > 0:42:38No, it would be called... Anyway, it's Grace Kayley.

0:42:40 > 0:42:44He's cheeky, he's Northern.

0:42:44 > 0:42:45I'm coming, I'm coming!

0:42:45 > 0:42:48# It's Cheeky Northern Mikey. #

0:42:49 > 0:42:52She sort of can and she's called Kel.

0:42:52 > 0:42:54Kel Can knows exactly what she's going to do.

0:42:54 > 0:42:58It's Sort Of Kel. Sort of. I think.

0:42:59 > 0:43:03First, the Arctic, and now, Total Wipeout. Nowhere left to conquer.

0:43:03 > 0:43:06One day, one dollar, one dream.

0:43:06 > 0:43:08It's Paul of the Arctic.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13He's my favourite, and I'm not just saying that.

0:43:13 > 0:43:16As a scout, I'm always prepared.

0:43:16 > 0:43:18But is this course prepared for me?

0:43:18 > 0:43:20It's Chris the Beaver.

0:43:24 > 0:43:27So, the Dizzy Dummies are released,

0:43:27 > 0:43:30and immediately get a hosing from the squirty man.

0:43:30 > 0:43:36Oh, that's Kel away. That's ridiculous. She sort of fell over.

0:43:36 > 0:43:37And Kayley's off.

0:43:41 > 0:43:43She's first through the shapes.

0:43:43 > 0:43:46But three others are down.

0:43:49 > 0:43:50Ooh, what happened there?

0:43:50 > 0:43:52And Paul's through.

0:43:52 > 0:43:56Kayley, first up onto the tippy table maze.

0:43:56 > 0:43:59Edging her way along.

0:43:59 > 0:44:02There goes Chris the Beaver.

0:44:02 > 0:44:06Majestic sight. Oh, Kayley racing her way across there.

0:44:06 > 0:44:09But Paul is hot on her heels. Oh, Cheeky Northern Mikey is in.

0:44:09 > 0:44:11- I can't do it!- Yes, you can.

0:44:11 > 0:44:13She's so light!

0:44:13 > 0:44:16She's not even moving the table. That's amazing!

0:44:18 > 0:44:23How easy did she make that look? Kayley's first through to the next round.

0:44:23 > 0:44:26Right. Who's going to be next over? Paul's looking good.

0:44:26 > 0:44:28Here comes Mikey.

0:44:31 > 0:44:33No, he took them both out!

0:44:33 > 0:44:35Spikey's in trouble!

0:44:35 > 0:44:39Mikey's still on the table, but how will he get out of that predicament?

0:44:39 > 0:44:42Here comes Chris the Beaver. Come on, Chris...

0:44:42 > 0:44:43looking good.

0:44:45 > 0:44:47Oh, Mikey's through.

0:44:48 > 0:44:49Yes!

0:44:51 > 0:44:55So it's just a straight race between Chris and... Oh, he's in.

0:44:55 > 0:44:57He'll have to go back to the start now. Not good.

0:44:59 > 0:45:01OK, the lead handed to Kel. Oh no!

0:45:04 > 0:45:06Come on, Paul! You're nearly there!

0:45:06 > 0:45:12So Paul's go now, he is nearly there. Come on, just one jump.

0:45:12 > 0:45:15Yes, and Paul of the Arctic is through.

0:45:16 > 0:45:19Got to remain impartial here, but...

0:45:19 > 0:45:21Come on, Chris!

0:45:21 > 0:45:24Oh, Kel is coming down the outside.

0:45:24 > 0:45:27And...she's made it!

0:45:27 > 0:45:29That was fabulous!

0:45:29 > 0:45:33But it does mean Chris the Beaver is out - life just isn't fair sometimes.

0:45:35 > 0:45:38You used my counterweight!

0:45:38 > 0:45:41Chris, I'm so proud of you for getting this far. Hard luck, my man.

0:45:41 > 0:45:43- Go and sit down.- Thank you very much.

0:45:43 > 0:45:45See you later.

0:45:45 > 0:45:47Just four survivors remain.

0:45:47 > 0:45:48Who will be first to be sick?

0:45:48 > 0:45:51Let's watch.

0:45:51 > 0:45:52None of them, good.

0:46:00 > 0:46:04So the spinner stops, Kayley is first out past Mr Squirty

0:46:04 > 0:46:07and she is straight onto the shapes.

0:46:07 > 0:46:10Kel close behind, or in front.

0:46:12 > 0:46:16And she's through.

0:46:16 > 0:46:18Ah. There's a tosser de las bolas.

0:46:22 > 0:46:25The girls really are out in front.

0:46:26 > 0:46:29Mikey at the back, Paul just getting on to the beams.

0:46:31 > 0:46:36Sort Of Kel heading the field, with Kayley and Paul of the Arctic steaming down the outside.

0:46:38 > 0:46:41They are getting a pounding from the tossers.

0:46:41 > 0:46:46Kel, edging herself along the beam, being cautious, staying in front.

0:46:46 > 0:46:51Here comes Mikey! Yes! What did he do there? Oh, I see.

0:46:51 > 0:46:56With that duck into the water, it could be over for Mikey. This is serious.

0:46:56 > 0:46:59If these three make it to the other side, Mikey will be out.

0:47:02 > 0:47:04And Kel is first across.

0:47:04 > 0:47:07She's in the Wipeout Zone.

0:47:07 > 0:47:11Kayley and Paul queuing in a very British fashion.

0:47:11 > 0:47:14Here comes Mikey with a last-ditch attempt.

0:47:14 > 0:47:19Oh... Yes! And Kayley is through to the Wipeout Zone.

0:47:19 > 0:47:21We have a two-girl final, people.

0:47:21 > 0:47:24And Paul is through.

0:47:25 > 0:47:29And that means there's no more Cheeky Northern Mikey.

0:47:29 > 0:47:33Oh, Spikey Mikey, my poor little Spike!

0:47:33 > 0:47:34Mwah!

0:47:34 > 0:47:38What happened? You just weren't quick enough out of the gates?

0:47:38 > 0:47:41Just wasn't quick enough. I didn't get off that bit quick enough.

0:47:41 > 0:47:45Well done, hard luck. Go join the others, see you later.

0:47:45 > 0:47:47Thank you, and good luck to these guys!

0:47:47 > 0:47:5216 losers. Three finalists. One Wipeout Zone.

0:47:52 > 0:47:55Just in case you're not appreciating what I'm doing here,

0:47:55 > 0:47:58I'm establishing a witty pattern of saying a number

0:47:58 > 0:47:59followed by a related fact.

0:47:59 > 0:48:05I'll do some more. One Total Wipeout trophy, £10,000.

0:48:05 > 0:48:09Um ... I've run out of numbers and stuff.

0:48:09 > 0:48:13Hang on. Three finalists getting emotional.

0:48:13 > 0:48:18I've found out that I am actually quite good at Total Wipeout.

0:48:18 > 0:48:20I didn't think I'd get this far.

0:48:20 > 0:48:25It's been a challenge, a hard challenge, and I'm in the final.

0:48:25 > 0:48:28Feels absolutely amazing to be in the final.

0:48:28 > 0:48:32Just kept going, thinking about the prize money, what it'll mean...

0:48:32 > 0:48:34my friends, everyone at home.

0:48:34 > 0:48:37All the kids I teach and all the girls at the gym already look up

0:48:37 > 0:48:40to me, but I think they will even more now.

0:48:40 > 0:48:43The kids are very supportive whatever I do,

0:48:43 > 0:48:47and when I get home, they're going to be so proud that I have got here.

0:48:49 > 0:48:53Four years older than my dad, and I can't imagine my dad getting

0:48:53 > 0:48:56this far, so I think he's done really, really well.

0:48:56 > 0:49:00Paul is a good competitor, but at the end of the day, he is an old guy.

0:49:00 > 0:49:03Kayley, I feel really threatened by her, she's quick, she's nimble,

0:49:03 > 0:49:06she's going to be good on the balancing part.

0:49:06 > 0:49:12To be honest, in the opening rounds, I didn't fear her as a competitor, but once I saw her on Dizzy Dummies

0:49:12 > 0:49:15whizzing past me, I started to realise how good she is.

0:49:15 > 0:49:21Kelly is a threat to me, she is a very pumped up person, she is out to win.

0:49:21 > 0:49:23I am worried about her, because she's so

0:49:23 > 0:49:26determined and ambitious, she's not going to give up.

0:49:28 > 0:49:32I do want to win. I don't want to do the Wipeout Zone for no reason,

0:49:32 > 0:49:35cos it's the one I'm scared about.

0:49:35 > 0:49:37If I win it - what a bonus.

0:49:37 > 0:49:39And if I don't, that's the way it goes.

0:49:39 > 0:49:43There's only one person that's going to win this final. Kel Can.

0:49:51 > 0:49:57The Wipeout Zone starts with a terrifying tumble down the Killer Surf. Then it's the Rapid Climb,

0:49:57 > 0:50:02a headlong dash with only ten seconds before the tidal wave is released.

0:50:02 > 0:50:04Then it's the Seesaw of Truth to the Crazy Sweeper,

0:50:04 > 0:50:09and a Rope Swing to the Turntable, and a final leap to the finish.

0:50:09 > 0:50:16The fastest wins a massive trophy, and £10,000 towards a massive trophy cabinet.

0:50:16 > 0:50:19What a feast we have for you tonight.

0:50:19 > 0:50:21It's like a great big bloke sandwich.

0:50:21 > 0:50:23On one side, we have Kelly.

0:50:23 > 0:50:26On the other, we have Kayley.

0:50:26 > 0:50:31And in the middle, like a slice of ham, we have Paul.

0:50:31 > 0:50:36This is the Wipeout Zone, and Kayley is the first to go.

0:50:37 > 0:50:41Gymnastics coach Kayley is graceful, but will she be fastest?

0:50:41 > 0:50:45- Wish me luck!- Good luck!

0:50:45 > 0:50:47SHE SCREAMS

0:50:54 > 0:50:56Oh, not a smooth landing!

0:50:56 > 0:50:59But then things rarely go smoothly on the Wipeout Zone.

0:50:59 > 0:51:01Come on, Kayley!

0:51:01 > 0:51:05She's in and must swim now to the Rapid Climb. Come on.

0:51:05 > 0:51:08If she's not at the top in ten seconds,

0:51:08 > 0:51:10a tidal wave will make it a whole lot worse.

0:51:10 > 0:51:12It's a slow swim.

0:51:14 > 0:51:16Come on.

0:51:16 > 0:51:18Come on!

0:51:18 > 0:51:19Almost up.

0:51:21 > 0:51:23There. She's on, and the countdown begins.

0:51:23 > 0:51:25Once she's on, she's quick.

0:51:25 > 0:51:28Looking good. She's going to beat the tidal wave.

0:51:30 > 0:51:32Yes. Onto the Seesaw.

0:51:32 > 0:51:35This should be no problem for this gymnastics coach.

0:51:35 > 0:51:37Just a case of balance.

0:51:37 > 0:51:40Clearly, it is no problem.

0:51:40 > 0:51:44Oh, she's not heavy enough to tip it!

0:51:44 > 0:51:46There it goes. Great balance.

0:51:46 > 0:51:48Cleared.

0:51:49 > 0:51:52On to the crazy sweeper, taking a moment to compose herself.

0:51:52 > 0:51:55Starting her run.

0:51:55 > 0:51:58Careful! Took one to the head, but she's up again.

0:51:58 > 0:52:00Come on, Kayley, this is looking good.

0:52:00 > 0:52:03And she's across.

0:52:03 > 0:52:07Kayley hasn't made a single error yet. Let's hope it stays that way.

0:52:07 > 0:52:10She makes her swing.

0:52:12 > 0:52:14Lands it smack bang in the centre of the Turntable,

0:52:14 > 0:52:16Expertly done.

0:52:16 > 0:52:19Just one jump to the finish podium now, and that's it.

0:52:19 > 0:52:25Yes! Stops the clock on 1.37, a very fast Wipeout Zone run.

0:52:25 > 0:52:28Kayley appeared to be dawdling a bit at the start,

0:52:28 > 0:52:35but a near-perfect run save for that bonk on the head means Kelly has set a very hard benchmark to beat.

0:52:35 > 0:52:37Come on out, my darling.

0:52:37 > 0:52:42Oh, my goodness, I can't believe I was ever slightly worried about you!

0:52:42 > 0:52:44I was worried myself!

0:52:44 > 0:52:50- You breezed through that in 1.37. - Did I?

0:52:50 > 0:52:54- Yes! Would I lie to you, Kayley?- No!

0:52:54 > 0:53:02- Such a fantastic time, it is the time to beat, but Kelly is up next, and we know Kelly Can do.- Kelly Can!

0:53:02 > 0:53:04Let's watch.

0:53:04 > 0:53:08Sort Of Kel needs to be sort of brilliant to beat Kayley.

0:53:08 > 0:53:10Watch very closely.

0:53:10 > 0:53:12This one's mine!

0:53:12 > 0:53:14OK, good luck!

0:53:23 > 0:53:27Wow, Kel's straight out of that ring and swimming towards the Rapid Climb.

0:53:27 > 0:53:28That was a fast start.

0:53:28 > 0:53:32She's going to have to put in a faultless performance

0:53:32 > 0:53:35if she's going to beat Kayley's amazing 1.37. Come on.

0:53:40 > 0:53:43- She's at the base of the Rapid Climb.- Where's Kelly? There's Kelly!

0:53:43 > 0:53:47Yes, she's up and on, and those ten seconds start ebbing away,

0:53:47 > 0:53:50but Kel flying up the Rapid Climb.

0:53:51 > 0:53:55That was very quick indeed. Onto the Seesaw.

0:53:59 > 0:54:02Kel needs to focus here and stay balanced.

0:54:02 > 0:54:05A fall here would be disastrous.

0:54:05 > 0:54:10That's it. Reaches the tipping point.

0:54:10 > 0:54:11Takes it in her stride.

0:54:14 > 0:54:16And she's cleared it.

0:54:16 > 0:54:19This is where Kayley lost a meagre few seconds.

0:54:19 > 0:54:21Chance now for Kel to steal the lead.

0:54:21 > 0:54:23Gets as close as she can and waits for her moment.

0:54:25 > 0:54:27Off she goes.

0:54:27 > 0:54:29Ducks.

0:54:31 > 0:54:33This has to be it. Come on, Kel, this is quick.

0:54:35 > 0:54:37Incredible, Kel's across neck and neck with Kayley now,

0:54:37 > 0:54:39not that she knows it, of course.

0:54:39 > 0:54:42She needs a good swing and a safe landing here.

0:54:44 > 0:54:46The swing's good.

0:54:46 > 0:54:51A bumpy landing. But Kel's up on her feet, this is really close.

0:54:51 > 0:54:53One jump.

0:54:53 > 0:54:57Wow, just three seconds slower than Kayley.

0:54:57 > 0:55:01The Wipeout Zone can be so cruel.

0:55:01 > 0:55:03It was a fantastic run.

0:55:03 > 0:55:08But in the end, Sort Of Kel sort of couldn't. She's out of the running.

0:55:08 > 0:55:12Time for Amanda to break that news.

0:55:12 > 0:55:15Well done, Kelly!

0:55:15 > 0:55:19Oh, my goodness! That was absolutely incredible, how are you feeling?

0:55:19 > 0:55:22A little bit tired, but I'm all right.

0:55:22 > 0:55:26There were but three seconds between you two.

0:55:28 > 0:55:32Kelly, I'm afraid you were three seconds slower than Kayley!

0:55:32 > 0:55:37Hard luck, Kelly, go join the others.

0:55:37 > 0:55:39But Kayley, you know what this means!

0:55:39 > 0:55:42I need Paul to fall off!

0:55:42 > 0:55:43Yours is now the time to beat.

0:55:43 > 0:55:47Let's watch Paul. Good luck.

0:55:47 > 0:55:53Paul of the Arctic must now trek to the finishing pole in under 1.37.

0:55:53 > 0:55:56I'm in the Total Wipeout final!

0:55:56 > 0:55:59That's a good start, he knows where he is. Now get on with it.

0:56:08 > 0:56:11Oh! Looks like a dose of whiplash on hitting the water there.

0:56:11 > 0:56:14But Paul making a strong, focused swim to the Rapid Climb.

0:56:14 > 0:56:16Time can be made up here.

0:56:16 > 0:56:17He's a strong swimmer,

0:56:17 > 0:56:20but that doesn't mean he's a strong runner.

0:56:20 > 0:56:23Kayley and Kel both hurtled up this slope and beat the tidal wave.

0:56:23 > 0:56:27Paul needs to do the same to be in with a chance of winning today.

0:56:27 > 0:56:32The countdown starts and he's up, looking good.

0:56:32 > 0:56:35That might have been even quicker than the other two, incredible.

0:56:35 > 0:56:37Seesaw next.

0:56:37 > 0:56:40Steady...

0:56:42 > 0:56:45Another perfectly executed tip.

0:56:45 > 0:56:47Paul is in with a strong chance here.

0:56:47 > 0:56:50Crazy Sweeper, he cannot afford a fall here.

0:56:53 > 0:56:55He sets off, is he going to duck?

0:56:55 > 0:57:00No, he's trying to do it in one! This is ambitious!

0:57:00 > 0:57:05Unbelievable! That was so close!

0:57:05 > 0:57:08Paul's in the lead going into the Rope Swing.

0:57:08 > 0:57:10He can't afford to slip up here.

0:57:13 > 0:57:16And he's done it! Yes!

0:57:16 > 0:57:191.12, unbelievable!

0:57:22 > 0:57:23Yes!

0:57:23 > 0:57:26Well, Paul has every reason to be happy.

0:57:26 > 0:57:30He's just won £10,000 with a flawless display on the Wipeout Zone.

0:57:30 > 0:57:31But he didn't see the other two runs,

0:57:31 > 0:57:33so he's about to get the good news.

0:57:36 > 0:57:39How are you feeling, my man?

0:57:39 > 0:57:42Tired! But great! That was good.

0:57:42 > 0:57:49Paul, I have to tell you - Kayley, you have been the surprise little package here all day.

0:57:49 > 0:57:55Paul, as you know, you're old enough to be Kayley's grandad.

0:57:55 > 0:58:00But that has not stopped you here tonight, because you are the Total Wipeout champion!

0:58:05 > 0:58:10So Paul Craig from Birmingham, a man who has conquered nearly everything,

0:58:10 > 0:58:15will face one last challenge when he's joined by Kel and Kayley in the series final.

0:58:15 > 0:58:20So it's goodbye from Amanda and me, but first, here are three reasons why you should watch next time.

0:58:20 > 0:58:23Reason one.

0:58:23 > 0:58:26Reason two.

0:58:26 > 0:58:30And if there was any doubt...

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