Episode 7

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0:00:02 > 0:00:0410 years ago, Eduardo sold his last cow

0:00:04 > 0:00:06to fat cat Carlos for some magic beans.

0:00:06 > 0:00:12But the joke was on him, because Eduardo planted those beans,

0:00:12 > 0:00:14and look what he got.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17Today, 20 Brits, including a fire-fighter,

0:00:17 > 0:00:19a nanny and a whole family,

0:00:19 > 0:00:22have taken leave of Great Britain, and their senses,

0:00:22 > 0:00:25to tackle the Total Wipeout course.

0:00:25 > 0:00:2719 of them will wither and droop.

0:00:27 > 0:00:32But one will blossom victoriously and walk away with £10,000.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Let the games begin.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43Welcome to an extraordinary edition of Total Wipeout.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45We've dispensed with frippery and nonsense this week

0:00:45 > 0:00:48to tackle a genuine issue which affects the whole nation.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Who's better at Total Wipeout?

0:00:50 > 0:00:55The North - which is here - or the south - which is here?

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Now, as I was born in Solihull, which is here,

0:00:58 > 0:01:01I am perfectly placed to act as an impartial judge in what

0:01:01 > 0:01:04is likely to be to be a vicious and sustained campaign of hate.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08Or, to put it another way, I'll be equally loathed by both sides.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Right, on with the battle, let's see what they're up against.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17The Qualifier, the mother of all challenges.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Crash Mountain, the daddy of all challenges.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24Dizzy Dummies, the godfather of all challenges.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26And finally, the Wipeout Zone,

0:01:26 > 0:01:31the great auntie that's also a cage fighter of all challenges.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35This promises to be the grudgiest of all grudge matches, but I pledge to

0:01:35 > 0:01:39be unbiased and impartial at all times.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Aye up t'North, thump 'em.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Get the bally blighters, hurray.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Now, Amanda's at the top of The Qualifier with today's first contestant.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

0:01:57 > 0:02:01No, it's 51 year-old retired Navy engineer, Dave.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05I'm the Yorkshire Action Man. Aaah!

0:02:05 > 0:02:06What was that?

0:02:06 > 0:02:09David, you're a Barnsley man.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13I'm assuming you're going to be up for the northerners today.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16I've got a good pair of stout legs.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Unfortunately, after the first qualifier,

0:02:18 > 0:02:21there's only going to be two southerners left,

0:02:21 > 0:02:25because six of them, or perhaps eight of them, are going out.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Hopefully his run on the qualifier is better than his maths.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31It's eight, by the way, Dave. Dave?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34- There you go.- Come on, my little Yorkshire pudding.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Nice, speedy start. Not sure if he meant it to be that speedy, though.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41But he is straight up onto the pontoons

0:02:41 > 0:02:43and about to face the first obstacle.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46It's the return of a favourite of mine - Dodgeball.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Sprint across the floating pontoons avoiding an onslaught

0:02:49 > 0:02:53of tiny red balls, of which there appears to be an unlimited supply.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00What?

0:03:00 > 0:03:04Anyway, all those years of Navy training coming into effect

0:03:04 > 0:03:08and Dave's living up to his title of the Action Man.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Well, the Yorkshire Action Man.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13He could only be from Yorkshire with that look.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15That's it, David.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18But how will this tough-guy fare against the brutal barrage of

0:03:18 > 0:03:22fist and foam affectionately know as the Sucker Punch?

0:03:22 > 0:03:24I don't know who's affectionate towards it.

0:03:24 > 0:03:29Oh, dear, Dave's first trip up, and he's not actually on the wall yet.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30OK, he's on, here he goes.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Dave ducked and dived the Dodgeballs with ease,

0:03:33 > 0:03:36so this should be... Oh, that's a shame.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40Northerners might be hard as nails, but the Sucker Punch is harder,

0:03:40 > 0:03:44so it's like nails made of diamond, or something.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48Next for Action Man Dave it's Buenos Aires's most treasured landmark.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52No, not that one. No, not that one.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54No, no, no, hang on, that's a dog.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57And that's an old woman. Just stop it, will you?

0:03:57 > 0:04:01OK, Buenos Aires's most treasured big red ball-shaped landmark.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03There we go.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06And like all the great landmarks, it takes your breath away.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Dave, wasting no time up that ramp,

0:04:18 > 0:04:20look at his little Yorkshire legs go,

0:04:20 > 0:04:22straight on to the first ball...Oh!

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Very north, and then very, very south.

0:04:34 > 0:04:35# In the Navy, na, na, na... #

0:04:35 > 0:04:39The voice of an angel. There's a second career for her, right there.

0:04:39 > 0:04:44Thankfully, his sea legs and sea arms will get him to the final part of The Qualifier.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47It's the swinging letters of Sh.

0:04:47 > 0:04:52Two, giant, mechanical, foam letters swinging side to side.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Right then, come on, Dave, here we go.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07So close! Actually, it wasn't really that close, was it?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09He just fell off straight away.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Action Man Dave has done the North proud

0:05:15 > 0:05:19with a time of two minutes and 15 seconds. By gum.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Hurrah!- How are you feeling?

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Lovely. Come on the northerners!

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Doing it for the South is 23 year-old George.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32He's flown with the RAF.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Requesting clearance for take-off!

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Yeah, he's differently a southerner.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44George is so dreamy.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46- Did she just say that out loud? - Yeah.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49So, Jetset George is off.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Chocks away, tally ho and giddy up.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54That's not right, is it?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56An evasive manoeuvre around the blocks, but soon

0:05:56 > 0:06:01realises there's just a lot of water on the other side. That didn't work.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Jetset George attempts a fly-by now at a the Big Red Balls.

0:06:03 > 0:06:08Over. Or rather, not over, over.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11On to the swinging letters of Sh.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14The south of Britain depending on you here, George.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16No pressure or anything. He won't mind, here we go.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20Oh, abort! Abort!

0:06:20 > 0:06:25I think he hit turbulence at the far end of the 'S' and had to bail out.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Jetset George cruises home with a time of one minute 56 seconds,

0:06:33 > 0:06:36edging the southerners into an early lead.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43My word, that was a lot harder than anticipated. Blimey.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46I didn't think people said that any more.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49So, a strong start from the southerners.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53- This North versus South thing is pretty exciting. Was it my idea?- No!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Good, well done me.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58So, continuing my brilliant theme, our next contestant in

0:06:58 > 0:07:02the North versus South Total Wipeout special is from the Midlands. Um...

0:07:02 > 0:07:04I'll just... both.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Go Midlands!

0:07:09 > 0:07:1133 year-old Brummie, Imty,

0:07:11 > 0:07:14is a security guard and a self-titled bad boy.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Are you a little bit of a bad boy, then, is that how people know you?

0:07:17 > 0:07:22I'm very bad, I'm bad at maths, English, geography, history,

0:07:22 > 0:07:24you name it, I'm pretty bad at it.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27For all the boys in Birmingham, this is how not to do it!

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Yes, that's... Hang on, how NOT to do it? OK.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Yeah, you're right, that's how not to do it.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Caught by surprise, but he's up on to the pontoons.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40Is that the best you've got?

0:07:40 > 0:07:45I really wouldn't taunt Los Tossers de Ballas

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Don't, they're nasty. You see, that's what happens.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Oh, no, he fell in the mud before even facing a fist.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58I'm not sure if that was cowardice or genius. A bit of a wallow.

0:07:58 > 0:08:02Technically, Imty, that's not an obstacle.

0:08:02 > 0:08:03You didn't have to tell him.

0:08:03 > 0:08:08On to the Balls now, and the funny guy is raising up the ramp... ish.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Here we go.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11Go!

0:08:12 > 0:08:13No!

0:08:15 > 0:08:18And that, my friends, was funny.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26I think he sort of came unbolted then.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Right, last chance to redeem yourself, Imty.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33You could be the first person to get across the swinging letters...

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Oh, no, maybe not, actually.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Barely able to raise an arm let alone a smile,

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Imty finishes in three minutes 39.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47So, anything funny to say, Imty?

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Comment?

0:08:49 > 0:08:50No, didn't think so.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Next to run are two fiery ladies. To the untrained eye they appear to

0:08:57 > 0:09:03be similar contestants, but to a man who's got their jobs written down on a piece of paper in front of him...

0:09:03 > 0:09:08There's one big difference. 32 year-old Dawn is a fire-fighter...

0:09:08 > 0:09:12I may be a fire-fighter, but I'm going to burn this course up!

0:09:14 > 0:09:19Whilst 28 year-old circus performer, Emma, is a fire starter.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22This ain't no match for me, cos I can breathe fire!

0:09:24 > 0:09:27But who's hottest on the Qualifier?

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Fire-fighter Dawn is first to go.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34Opting for the seated, slide approach, very graceful.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38OK, why climb over when you can dismantle the course?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Well, because that's cheating, that's why.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43That'll teach you.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Used to sliding down poles,

0:09:45 > 0:09:48and apparently adept at sliding off them, too.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51So, will fire starter Emma have more luck?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53She also adopts the seated descent.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57This is the ancient eight-year-old on a rollercoaster technique.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58It works!

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Here we go. Oooh! Right in the face.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05Emma, this is called Dodgeball, which means you have to...

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Oh, never mind.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09She's still on, though.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Oh, no! No, I spoke too soon.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15It's not that way, Emma. To the left.

0:10:15 > 0:10:16No, the other left.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Well, let's come back to Emma's aquatic antics.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Dawn on the big red balls now.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25Will her fire fighting heroics be of any use here?

0:10:25 > 0:10:28No, none whatsoever.

0:10:28 > 0:10:32They're not going to let you live this one down at the station.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33You can be sure of that.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Mind you, that's a lovely arm print. Nice work.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40Can the fire starter set these big red balls aflame?

0:10:40 > 0:10:41SHE SHOUTS

0:10:41 > 0:10:44No, that's just a noise, Here we go.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46One, two, three... No.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Well, that's the furthest anyone has got on the balls so far today,

0:10:49 > 0:10:51not that you should be too proud, Emma.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54It just means everybody else has been a bit rubbish.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59So Emma's last chance to earn a scorching time now.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Here we go. Ooh, ooh!

0:11:03 > 0:11:09Trying to hurdle the S and ended up being well and truly extinguished.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Emma finishes in three minutes 51.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18And it's fire-fighter Dawn that wins this smoking battle,

0:11:18 > 0:11:21coming in 30 seconds faster, in three minutes 21.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24You have every right to "whoo".

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Five contestants down, 15 to go,

0:11:26 > 0:11:31and next to represent the South, it's 42-year-old accountant Yinka.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Yinka, you look extraordinarily pleased to be here,

0:11:33 > 0:11:38but aren't you a little bit tentative about taking on this massive qualifier?

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Yinka? Yinka!

0:11:40 > 0:11:44Uh, not at all. Like I say, the sun's always shining, so happy days.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45Bring it on!

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Does anyone else have a bad feeling about this?

0:11:48 > 0:11:49He's just set himself up. Oh, dear.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53# Sunday, Monday, happy days... #

0:11:53 > 0:11:55He's the happiest man on the planet.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59The dodgeballers will soon put paid to that.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Or not, actually. This is great!

0:12:01 > 0:12:04This accountant doesn't so things by halves.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07And he's made it.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10How happy? Very happy.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Maybe the Sucker Punch will turn that smile upside down.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17Oh, no! He's Yinka stinker.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21If tickled pinka Yinka can make it over the balls,

0:12:21 > 0:12:24I think he'll just burst with joy. Yes! Oh!

0:12:26 > 0:12:31# Put on a happy, happy, happy face... #

0:12:31 > 0:12:34He may not have stayed on much so far,

0:12:34 > 0:12:37but Yinka's on for a very good time if he can only beat the Sh.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Oh.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Ooh! That's got to hurt.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45That will have done. Still, no-one's made it pass the S today.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Tickled pinka Yinka completes the qualifier.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51Speedy.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Happy days!

0:12:56 > 0:12:58I thought that would cheer you up.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01So, with six runners having tackled the qualifier so far,

0:13:01 > 0:13:04it's the Southerners who have taken the early lead.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Jetset George and tickled pinka Yinka sharing the top spot

0:13:07 > 0:13:10with Action Man Dave representing the North in third.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Fire-fighter Dawn is in fourth, whilst bad boy Imty and fire starter

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Emma are lingering in fifth and sixth.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20So far, the story of the qualifier has been a tale of peril, of menace,

0:13:20 > 0:13:24and of being knocked off things and falling into water.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26But fear not, for the next contestant

0:13:26 > 0:13:30is hoping to turn this evil tale of woe into a fairytale.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Meet 35-year-old Gretel from Derbyshire.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34What is it you do for a living?

0:13:34 > 0:13:38I'm a mid-day supervisor in a local school!

0:13:38 > 0:13:42- What is that?- It's a dinner lady!

0:13:42 > 0:13:46Arrrgh! This is Gretel! This is for all the dinner ladies,

0:13:46 > 0:13:50mid-day supervisors and kitchen staff in the Derbyshire area!

0:13:50 > 0:13:54Yeah, we need to start putting time limit on the shout outs.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58Here we go.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02So, Gretel's quest beings, and the first foe she must face is...

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Well, getting up onto the pontoon.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08It'd be nice if they could hold off on the dodgeballs just for a moment.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Oh, they won't. But it would be nice.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15I think Gretel's going to need some help here.

0:14:15 > 0:14:16Oh, dear. Not a fairytale start.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19But as they say, the road to true wipeout never did run smooth.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22When I say they, I meant me, just then.

0:14:22 > 0:14:27Ouch! Ooh, Los Tossers de Balles on target today.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29That pink hair is like a red rag to a bull.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Steady.... steady. Ooh!

0:14:32 > 0:14:35No, she's in again.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Getting in the water is easy. See?

0:14:38 > 0:14:41It's the getting out that's proving a bit time consuming.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47OK, let's re-join Gretel's fairytale a little bit later.

0:14:47 > 0:14:51I'm joined now at the top of the qualifier by Mikey from Liverpool,

0:14:51 > 0:14:56who says, and I quote, "Northerners are the cream of the entire world".

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Mikey, that's a pretty big boast.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Talk to me.- It's basically just the absolute truth, isn't it?

0:15:01 > 0:15:03We are the cream of the genetic pool.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06We're the most intelligent, we're the most attractive,

0:15:06 > 0:15:08we're the most fun, the most friendly.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12Yeah, OK, we get the idea. You like Northerners.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Nice "poo" headband, by the way.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Looks good. Modest Mikey now on the big balls.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Here we go. Yes, yes, yes! Ooh!

0:15:19 > 0:15:21All the way to the fourth ball.

0:15:24 > 0:15:31It started off so good and then it went bad and ended just plain ugly.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Mike is a doctor by trade. Do you trade as a doctor?

0:15:34 > 0:15:37I don't know, but he should have a calm and precise approach.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40No, he just ran blindly and hoped for the best, didn't he?

0:15:40 > 0:15:43And then fell in. Another victim of the S.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46That giant letter H is maybe starting to feel a bit left out.

0:15:46 > 0:15:51Modest Mikey completes the course in an amazing one minute 39,

0:15:51 > 0:15:53which currently makes him the cream of the leader board.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Back to Gretel ever after, and she completes the course in...

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Oh, no, hang on. That's not the end of the course is it? No.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Keep going, Gretel.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Oh, she's in the mud.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Just like the story of the dinner lady,

0:16:08 > 0:16:10the mechanical fist and the swamp.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13You know what, this fairytale analogy thing

0:16:13 > 0:16:16really isn't going well, is it? I'll stop. Oh, look, it's a frog!

0:16:16 > 0:16:19This really is a fairytale!

0:16:19 > 0:16:20Well, this is perfect.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Gretel can kiss the frog, it can turn into Prince Eduardo,

0:16:23 > 0:16:26and he'll carry her across the rest of the qualifier

0:16:26 > 0:16:27and into first place.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Just need to kiss the frog, Gretel.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Awkward. She's obviously not his type.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Oh.

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Here we go. The big balls.

0:16:39 > 0:16:40SHE SCREAMS

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Oh, that was close!

0:16:42 > 0:16:46Milliseconds from being motivated.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49This is a first on Total Wipeout. I don't think I've ever seen

0:16:49 > 0:16:52someone struggle to fall off the big red ball. This is plain weird.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Just... There, it's easy. See?

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Gretel ever after eventually finishes the course

0:16:58 > 0:17:00in nine minutes and ten seconds.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02SHE SCREAMS

0:17:02 > 0:17:04It was only happy ever after, but she seems happy

0:17:04 > 0:17:06so let's not tell her just yet.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08I've done it. Thank you!

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Thank you!

0:17:10 > 0:17:14So far today, that's five contestants from the North

0:17:14 > 0:17:16and three chaps from the South. Crikey.

0:17:16 > 0:17:21Next to run is someone who claims she's from Louisa Land, which is...

0:17:22 > 0:17:24She's made that up, hasn't she?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29It's all starting to make sense now.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Louisa Land is really fun and exciting and it's full of glitter.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35I just spread the love and happiness and just have lots and lots of fun.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38- I'm so excited! - Good luck out there today.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Thank you!

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Right. Well, it's time for Louisa to visit Total Wipeout Land.

0:17:45 > 0:17:46Come on, Louisa!

0:17:46 > 0:17:51Oops. Ouch, that's got to hurt.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Oh, what an adventure. Yeah.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56Ow! In the face.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Here we go. Yes. No, no, no.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02It would be fair to say Louisa from Louisa Land

0:18:02 > 0:18:06has probably not enjoyed her holiday in Total Wipeout Land.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08People that say, "Oh, it's easy," come do it.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Seriously, not easy as it looks.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Hoping for a slightly less painful qualifier

0:18:13 > 0:18:16is 19-year-old tour guide Joe.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18- What is it you do, Joe? - I'm a jumper outer.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22- What?- A jumper outer.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26I work on the ghost tours in Edinburgh.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30It's my job to wait for tourists and then I jump out and scare them.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Show me what you got then. - Well, I'll just...

0:18:33 > 0:18:36OK. Here he goes. So, he's going to jump out.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38BOTH YELP

0:18:38 > 0:18:39Aah!

0:18:39 > 0:18:40Aah!

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Is it the jumping out that scares the tourists or that hair?

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Whatever. Jumper outer Joe on the Sucker Punch now.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Here we go. Oh, surprise!

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Why's Amanda looking so chuffed?

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Oh, I see, millimetres away from having his voice an octave higher.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02That punch in the face doesn't seem so bad now.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Can he adapt his jumping out to jumping over? Let's find out.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Here we go.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Yes, ooh! Ah!

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Well, an amazing first jump.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22The second jump needed to be slightly to the right

0:19:22 > 0:19:23and slightly, well, better.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34These swinging letters have caused chaos for the competitors so far.

0:19:34 > 0:19:35Will Joe have any more luck?

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Ooh!

0:19:42 > 0:19:46OK, he failed, but he failed magnificently.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Jumper outer Joe finishes in just over two minutes

0:19:49 > 0:19:52and even the qualifier can't straighten those curls.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54ARGH!

0:19:54 > 0:19:55Arh!

0:19:55 > 0:19:58So far, the contestants' success rate on the Dodgeball has been

0:19:58 > 0:20:01as hit and miss as, well, the game of Dodgeball.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04In fact, you could say it's been mission impossi-ball.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07WIND WHISTLES

0:20:14 > 0:20:18Anyway, here's a list of easy-to- follow rules that will help you

0:20:18 > 0:20:22even the most timid of competitors become artful dodgers...of balls.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26I mean, how hard can it be? Really, it's just a... Ow.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32So, here are the do's and don't-do's of Dodgeball.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Do dodge.

0:20:35 > 0:20:36Don't not dodge.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41Do duck.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Don't duck this far.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Do dive.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Don't annoy los tossers.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02Can 33-year-old Kim from Scotland make it across unscathed?

0:21:02 > 0:21:04What's she doing?

0:21:04 > 0:21:07I'm Scottish Kim! And I'm a wee bit dim!

0:21:09 > 0:21:10Dim Kim's off.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13There's a chest hit.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15She should have dodged there.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Oh, demonstrates the dive. Good work.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Well, a trip, but she hasn't fallen in the water, so that's... Oh, no.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23No, she's fallen in the water.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25So that's not Dodgeball.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29No. Can accountant Kristy from Chesterfield

0:21:29 > 0:21:30improve on Kim's performance?

0:21:30 > 0:21:32This is good Dodgeballing.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35So far, no major hits.

0:21:35 > 0:21:36Oh, no, spoke a bit too soon.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41Yeah, a knee and back-of-the-head combo knocks Kristy off her perch.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44The marksmen show no mercy to a damsel in distress,

0:21:44 > 0:21:45or a damsel in de water.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51That's not Dodgeball. Let's try this one more time.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55Has cocktail waitress Libby learned from their mistakes?

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Oh, that's a new one.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02She casually bats the ball away with her hand.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06Impressive start from Libby. Being a waitress she'll have good balance.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08And she's made it.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Now that's Dodgeball.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15So let's see how that effects the leaderboard.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Modest Mikey modestly storms into the top spot.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Jumper Outer Joe jumps into fourth,

0:22:20 > 0:22:22whilst Kristy from Accounts lands in sixth.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Louisa from Louisaland in seventh,

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Dim Kim is in ninth, with Leggy Libby joint tenth.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30But poor old Gretel Ever After won't get her ending

0:22:30 > 0:22:32as she slips to 13th.

0:22:35 > 0:22:39Total Wipeout has long been considered good clean fun for all the family.

0:22:39 > 0:22:45So, with that in mind, I'm proud to introduce you to Total Wipeout's first ever family.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47The Morrisey-se-seys...

0:22:47 > 0:22:50The Morrison.... The Morrises-es.

0:22:50 > 0:22:54The Morris-ai. The Morris family from down south in Essex.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57I've ruined that.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01This is Alison Morris, this is Cliff Morris, and this...

0:23:01 > 0:23:03is Morris Minor!

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Hi, guys! - All right, yeah. How are you doing?

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Good. So, which one is the daddy?

0:23:15 > 0:23:18- Me.- He thinks he's the daddy. I'm the daddy.

0:23:18 > 0:23:22Now, Jack, your mum clearly thinks that he can beat your dad.

0:23:22 > 0:23:23How do you feel about that?

0:23:23 > 0:23:27- First, second, third.- So that's how you're going to rank it?- Yeah.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29As long as I beat him. That's the main thing.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31First to go is son Jack.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Mum and Dad, watch my rear!

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Aw, Mummy and Daddy will be so proud.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Here we go. Ooh, he's caught one of the balls.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41I'll bet you're pleased Mum and Dad paid for those

0:23:41 > 0:23:43after-school Dodgeball lessons now.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45That's a super-confident, even cocky, start.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49Oh no, no, he's in. He may just live to regret enraging los tossers.

0:23:49 > 0:23:54Yeah, definitely regretting it now. Ouch!

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Daddy Morris next.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Alice and Jack, who's the daddy?

0:23:58 > 0:24:00I'm the daddy. Let's have it!

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Yeah, says so on your passport.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04And so the Dodgeballers let Daddy Morris have it.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07- Oh, and watch out fellas, he knows your dads.- Oi!

0:24:07 > 0:24:12"Oi!" That won't help.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Ooh, ooh, yes, the old jump-hug-and-roll technique.

0:24:14 > 0:24:20Quite simple. Jump and hug, nice work, and then you roll.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23If he wins, he'll be Cliff Richer.

0:24:23 > 0:24:27I didn't get it. His name's Morris.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Last but not least, it's Mummy Morris, Alison.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Cliff! You think you're the daddy.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33You're nothing, because I'm the mummy!

0:24:33 > 0:24:37Oh, sweet. I'm really feeling the family love today. It's nice...warm.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43Mum seems completely oblivious to the melee of Dodgeballs

0:24:43 > 0:24:44flying in her direction.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49The Morris men couldn't make it through Dodgeball

0:24:49 > 0:24:52without getting a dunking, but remember, Mummy knows best.

0:24:52 > 0:24:56Well, on most things. Just not Dodgeball.

0:24:56 > 0:25:00- Back with son Jack on the Big Red Balls.- He's jack of all trades.

0:25:02 > 0:25:06- And off.- A master of none of the Big Red Balls.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Will Daddy Morris's years of experience

0:25:08 > 0:25:11- give him the upper hand on the Balls?- I've got a system for this.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13A system? Oh, good, I like a good system.

0:25:13 > 0:25:18Yeah. Here we go. What is it?

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Yes, that's my favourite system, flailing and falling.

0:25:21 > 0:25:26# Behave yourself, Grandad, or you won't be going down to Margate

0:25:26 > 0:25:28# Don't forget your bucket and spade... #

0:25:28 > 0:25:33I'm joining in. Mummy Morris is the last to give it a go.

0:25:33 > 0:25:37Oh, dear. That is pride taking a bit of a knock.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Can Jack finish in style?

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Ooh-hoo-hoo!

0:25:44 > 0:25:48- Hang on!- Could he be the first to defeat the Swinging Letters?

0:25:51 > 0:25:53No, no. He hijacked....

0:25:53 > 0:25:55jack-knifed... I'll get it in a second.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Jack. Jack. There must be a...

0:25:57 > 0:25:59He just jacked that in.

0:25:59 > 0:26:04Oh, curse you, Byram! I wonder if Mum or Dad can do any better. No.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09That will be a no, then.

0:26:09 > 0:26:15Mummy Morris finishes in 7.19, Daddy Morris in just over four minutes.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17That was easy!

0:26:17 > 0:26:21And Morris Minor Jack finishes in a speedy 2.15.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25Me contact lens have come out. I can't see!

0:26:25 > 0:26:27The steps are to your right, there.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30No, they're to your right. Oh, I meant my right.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32The fastest was...

0:26:32 > 0:26:33Jack.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35And the slowest was...

0:26:35 > 0:26:39it was your mum! Oh!

0:26:41 > 0:26:44A sensitive family moment on Total Wipeout.

0:26:46 > 0:26:50Next to tackle the Qualifier is The Don.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54People call him The Don because his name is Don.

0:26:54 > 0:26:58My magic mantra is "wibbly wobbly".

0:26:58 > 0:27:02Oh, yeah, and he's a magician. That's what he's doing now.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05For my next trick, I'm going to make this course disappear!

0:27:05 > 0:27:06Great!

0:27:06 > 0:27:09WIND WHISTLES

0:27:11 > 0:27:13- WHISPERING:- Don. Don, it's still there.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Do your magic words, mate. Try it.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17'Wibbly wobbly.'

0:27:17 > 0:27:20Hmm. This is...um...

0:27:20 > 0:27:22embarrassing. It doesn't work.

0:27:25 > 0:27:29So can Don work his magic on the Qualifier?

0:27:32 > 0:27:35See, he made that block disappear.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38Oh, yes. Be amazed.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40# It's a kind of magic... #

0:27:40 > 0:27:45Don's looking exhausted. Has he got anything left up his wizard sleeve?

0:27:51 > 0:27:55And to describe that fall, it was a little bit of wibble,

0:27:55 > 0:27:57quite a lot of wobble, and a lot of splash.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00Don The Don finishes in 5.35.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04Hello. How you feeling?

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Wibbly wobbly.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10Next to try her luck on the Qualifier is Nanny Tamara.

0:28:10 > 0:28:14She's from Northampton which, despite the "North" in the name, is in the South.

0:28:14 > 0:28:18- I don't know what she's doing now. - Pfft!- Oh, there you go.

0:28:18 > 0:28:21Get dodging, Tamara. Yes!

0:28:22 > 0:28:24Ooh, they got her, but even with a direct hit,

0:28:24 > 0:28:27Tamara manages to keep her balance.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29We've got a real Nanny McFit in our midst.

0:28:32 > 0:28:33Stop bullying me!

0:28:33 > 0:28:36Unless you know what "stop bullying me" is in Spanish,

0:28:36 > 0:28:40your pleas are a bit wasted.

0:28:40 > 0:28:43Now, the Big Red Balls. Nobody's crossed them so far today.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46Will Nanny McFit be the first?

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Ooh, that was a good start. Onto the second, now the third ball.

0:28:49 > 0:28:51This is looking very promising.

0:28:51 > 0:28:52I'm getting quite excited

0:28:52 > 0:28:54about this thing. On to the fourth. Can she do the last jump?

0:28:54 > 0:28:56One more leap.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58Come on, Tamara! Yes!

0:28:58 > 0:29:02Nanny McFit Tamara has made it across the Big Red Balls.

0:29:02 > 0:29:07This is supercalifrag... Supercalifragi... This is great!

0:29:07 > 0:29:11Gracefully stumbling from ball to ball like a drunken ballerina.

0:29:11 > 0:29:13A moment to be truly proud of.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16Maybe not proud. Pleased by, chuffed. Yes!

0:29:16 > 0:29:19Now, can she be the first to get across the Swinging Letters too?

0:29:19 > 0:29:20Oh, no.

0:29:22 > 0:29:25But that amazing ball crossing has given Nanny McFit a time

0:29:25 > 0:29:28which puts her second on the leaderboard.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36We've killed the nanny.

0:29:36 > 0:29:40- OK.- I conquered the Big Red Balls.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43This is amazing. So glorious.

0:29:43 > 0:29:47Now, they do say that good things come in small packages.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50Apart from fridges, they come in really big packages.

0:29:50 > 0:29:53So do ghetto blasters, massive diamonds, full-sized robots,

0:29:53 > 0:29:56so apart from fridges, ghetto blasters, massive diamonds

0:29:56 > 0:30:01and full-sized robots, good things come in small packages like the next two competitors.

0:30:01 > 0:30:04Andy from Lancashire is only 5ft 2.

0:30:04 > 0:30:05Shorter than me.

0:30:05 > 0:30:08Kady from Surrey measures 4ft 10, also shorter than me.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11But who will walk tall from the Qualifier?

0:30:11 > 0:30:13The Nifty Northerner or the Slight Southerner?

0:30:13 > 0:30:15The Southerners haven't got a chance.

0:30:15 > 0:30:17Not a chance of lifting that trophy.

0:30:17 > 0:30:19Dynamite comes in small sticks!

0:30:19 > 0:30:23This stick of dynamite is going to blow this course out the water!

0:30:23 > 0:30:26He seems angry but what he lacks in size,

0:30:26 > 0:30:28he certainly makes up for in Northernness.

0:30:28 > 0:30:33He's off, that's one small step for man but a giant leap for a tiny man.

0:30:33 > 0:30:36I can say these things because he's shorter than me.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38That's just fact, I'm not gloating.

0:30:38 > 0:30:41The pitter-patter of tiny feet now across the Dodgeball.

0:30:41 > 0:30:43Woah, Andy!

0:30:46 > 0:30:51Andy is a particularly small target, but he's made it, unbelievable.

0:30:51 > 0:30:54Tiny Lady Kady is next.

0:30:54 > 0:30:58This is a big, bad, evil, nasty course,

0:30:58 > 0:31:01are you sure you're fit enough for it?

0:31:01 > 0:31:05Yes, course, I wouldn't have applied otherwise.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07Kady is seriously small.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09Oh, right. Very funny, Amanda.

0:31:12 > 0:31:15She could run underneath the Sucker Punch and still make it.

0:31:19 > 0:31:20Well, bang goes that theory.

0:31:21 > 0:31:23Careful in that mud, Kady,

0:31:23 > 0:31:25we don't want to lose you in there,

0:31:25 > 0:31:27it's eight inches deep. Never get out.

0:31:27 > 0:31:30Now, Andy is actually a circus trainer by trade,

0:31:30 > 0:31:33so balancing on Big Red Balls should be right up his street.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37Apparently not.

0:31:37 > 0:31:39# I wish I was a little bit taller.. #

0:31:39 > 0:31:41Maybe he's training to be a clown.

0:31:45 > 0:31:47Will Kady have more luck?

0:31:47 > 0:31:50Those Big Red Balls have never looked bigger.

0:31:50 > 0:31:54Here comes... The Motivator's ready. Quick!

0:31:54 > 0:31:56One, two... Oh!

0:31:57 > 0:31:59The gaps in between are bigger for her.

0:31:59 > 0:32:03# Every now and then I get a little bit lonely

0:32:03 > 0:32:07- # And you're never coming round - Turn around... #

0:32:07 > 0:32:11Come on, Kady, get the ball, come on.

0:32:11 > 0:32:13The last battle of today's Qualifier,

0:32:13 > 0:32:15forget David versus Goliath,

0:32:15 > 0:32:19this is Tiny Lady Kady verses the giant Swinging Letters of SH!

0:32:20 > 0:32:23They look massive now.

0:32:27 > 0:32:29Oh, my Lord. No!

0:32:29 > 0:32:32Predictable, really, to be honest.

0:32:32 > 0:32:36The big battle of the little people comes to an end with Kady finishing

0:32:36 > 0:32:38in a not-so-tiny time of 3.25.

0:32:38 > 0:32:42Andy achieved the petite time of just over two minutes.

0:32:42 > 0:32:43Yeah!

0:32:43 > 0:32:46That's...

0:32:46 > 0:32:48That's just awesome.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51- Would it be fair to say you're a bit excited?- Yes, just a bit.

0:32:52 > 0:32:55A final look at the leaderboard reveals that Modest Mikey has done

0:32:55 > 0:32:57the North proud at the top,

0:32:57 > 0:33:00followed closely by Nanny McFit in joint second.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02Handy-sized Andy falls into sixth,

0:33:02 > 0:33:05Morris Minor is the only Morris to qualify in seventh,

0:33:05 > 0:33:09and it's Tiny Lady Kady who steals that last Crash Mountain place.

0:33:09 > 0:33:13So, the Qualifier has come to an end and with a Northerner currently

0:33:13 > 0:33:16leading the field, I'm firmly wearing my Northern hat, by heck.

0:33:16 > 0:33:21We've had some laughs, we've had some tears. Not talking about the competitors, it's just that

0:33:21 > 0:33:25I've got a splinter from this podium and the crew laughed at me for crying.

0:33:25 > 0:33:28The competitors probably are going through a lot of emotions as well.

0:33:28 > 0:33:29Especially the losers.

0:33:31 > 0:33:37# So take, take me home

0:33:39 > 0:33:41# Cos I don't remember

0:33:41 > 0:33:45# Take, take me home

0:33:46 > 0:33:48# Cos I don't remember

0:33:48 > 0:33:53# Take, take me home

0:33:53 > 0:33:56# Cos I don't remember. #

0:33:57 > 0:34:00I'm not I'm not crying for them. It's this splinter.

0:34:00 > 0:34:03It won't budge, it's right under the nail. Yep, that has got it.

0:34:03 > 0:34:05Next, it's Crash Mountain. Ah!

0:34:10 > 0:34:17This motorised monster was originally used as a gigantic clock by the ancient Aztecs.

0:34:20 > 0:34:25But with one hand moving backwards, it was deemed useless and abandoned.

0:34:25 > 0:34:29Today it only ever tells one time - pain o'clock.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37The first five to the middle progress to Dizzy Dummies.

0:34:37 > 0:34:41Time for a reminder of the Crash Mountain contenders.

0:34:42 > 0:34:48On podiums one and two are the Action Man Dave, and fastest in the Qualifier, Modest Mikey.

0:34:48 > 0:34:52I got some bad medicine for Crash Mountain.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54On three and four, Tiny Lady Kady.

0:34:54 > 0:34:57There's five spaces on that Crash Mountain.

0:34:57 > 0:35:00There's five Southerners here. I think we're sorted.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02And Kristy from Accounts.

0:35:02 > 0:35:07On podiums five and six, Tickled Pinka Yinka and Morris Minor.

0:35:07 > 0:35:10Where's my mum and dad? Oh, yes, they got knocked out, didn't they?

0:35:10 > 0:35:12Yes, you should respect your elders.

0:35:12 > 0:35:17On seven and eight, Jumper Outer Joe and Fire Fighter Dawn.

0:35:17 > 0:35:19This firefighter's on fire.

0:35:19 > 0:35:22And about to be doused, I suspect.

0:35:22 > 0:35:23On podium nine is Nanny McFit.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26God save the Queen!

0:35:26 > 0:35:28On 10, it's Jet Set George.

0:35:28 > 0:35:33On 11 and 12, Louisa from Louisaland and Handy-sized Andy.

0:35:33 > 0:35:38Dynamite normally only blows once, but there's more power in me yet.

0:35:38 > 0:35:41Let's hope he blows and doesn't suck.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44Murphy's Law states that whatever can go wrong,

0:35:44 > 0:35:49will go wrong and here on Crash Mountain, an awful lot is about to go wrong for seven contestants.

0:35:49 > 0:35:54He's a clever guy, that Murphy, I'm a big fan. Are you all ready?

0:35:54 > 0:35:58- Yeah!- So is Murphy. Three, two, one!

0:35:59 > 0:36:02The klaxon goes and Eduardo starts pedalling.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04Who'll be the first to jump?

0:36:06 > 0:36:08Jet Set George rockets on...

0:36:08 > 0:36:10and off.

0:36:11 > 0:36:12Kristy jumps.

0:36:14 > 0:36:16Jumper Outer Joe does what he does best, and who's that?

0:36:16 > 0:36:20That's Nanny McFit. Who will be the first to the middle?

0:36:20 > 0:36:24Dave now leaps into the water.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27Amanda is loving this. Yinka's on.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29Duck.

0:36:29 > 0:36:32That's a promising start. And a painful end.

0:36:33 > 0:36:35Yink-ouch!

0:36:35 > 0:36:38That was one heck of a face plant.

0:36:40 > 0:36:43Crash Mountain is still empty.

0:36:43 > 0:36:45Kristy again. No.

0:36:45 > 0:36:49Nanny McFit tries again. No.

0:36:49 > 0:36:52Tiny Lady Kady barely touched the thing.

0:36:52 > 0:36:54Jumper Outer Joe again, jumping out.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57It's carnage. Will anyone make it to the middle?

0:37:02 > 0:37:04Crash Mountain is yet to be defeated.

0:37:04 > 0:37:08Still five places available in the next round. Who's got what it takes?

0:37:11 > 0:37:15Everyone taking their time. Come on!

0:37:15 > 0:37:16Handy-sized Andy lands it.

0:37:16 > 0:37:20Will he be the first? Good ducking.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22He's up, he legs it.

0:37:22 > 0:37:25He's beaten it and about time, too.

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Fantastic.

0:37:27 > 0:37:30Come on, Northerners!

0:37:30 > 0:37:34Yinka's on using the same technique as Andy, under the bar.

0:37:36 > 0:37:37Come on, Northerners!

0:37:37 > 0:37:39Up and bombs across.

0:37:39 > 0:37:42That makes two Crash Mountaineers.

0:37:42 > 0:37:47Both in yellow T-shirts for some spooky reason. Is that coincidence?

0:37:47 > 0:37:50Yes. Three places left to fill, but who will take them?

0:37:50 > 0:37:54Will it be Dave, Mikey, Kady,

0:37:54 > 0:37:58Kristy, Jack, Joe, Dawn,

0:37:58 > 0:38:01Tamara, George or Louisa from Louisaland?

0:38:03 > 0:38:06Kady goes for it.

0:38:06 > 0:38:08Takes a bash on the bonce.

0:38:08 > 0:38:11Can she make it?

0:38:11 > 0:38:13Ooh hoo hoo!

0:38:13 > 0:38:15That was never going to end well.

0:38:15 > 0:38:20It didn't. Morris Minor Jack... That was incredible, Jack's through.

0:38:22 > 0:38:24All in the timing.

0:38:28 > 0:38:30Tamara is on.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33Ducks, bides her time.

0:38:33 > 0:38:36Chooses her moment, off she goes.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38And off she goes.

0:38:46 > 0:38:50Another jump out from Joe, lands it, his horrific shorts taking a beating.

0:38:50 > 0:38:56He sets off and falls off, too slow.

0:38:56 > 0:38:59Jumper Outer Joe fails to jump onto the mountain.

0:38:59 > 0:39:02Still two contestants short for the next round.

0:39:02 > 0:39:04They're falling left, right and centre.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07Well, left and right. Very few are falling near the centre.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10Modest Mikey lays low.

0:39:12 > 0:39:15Can he do it? It's getting closer and he's on.

0:39:15 > 0:39:17Only one place left now.

0:39:18 > 0:39:21Kady is having a go.

0:39:21 > 0:39:24Can she get up quick enough?

0:39:24 > 0:39:27Makes a dash, and it's over!

0:39:27 > 0:39:29SCREAMING

0:39:30 > 0:39:33The Dizzy Dummies have been selected. That's the five.

0:39:33 > 0:39:37From the North, Handy-sized Andy and Modest Mikey and from the South,

0:39:37 > 0:39:41Tickled Pinka Yinka, Morris Minor Jack and Tiny Lady Kady.

0:39:43 > 0:39:47Yes, I knew the Southerners would do it. 3-2.

0:39:47 > 0:39:51Well, it's been a long journey. In fact, I need a sit down.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53I am sat down.

0:39:53 > 0:39:55That's a shame, I really fancied a sit down.

0:39:55 > 0:39:59Maybe if I stand up and then sit down...

0:39:59 > 0:40:01Oh, that's better.

0:40:01 > 0:40:02There you have the winners.

0:40:02 > 0:40:05It's bye-bye losers.

0:40:05 > 0:40:07I'm as sad as a parrot

0:40:07 > 0:40:11I'm sure I'll be all right after I've had a nice Yorkshire cup of tea.

0:40:11 > 0:40:13So much harder than it looks.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16I had plans for that £10,000.

0:40:16 > 0:40:20I had a go at Crash Mountain but flumped.

0:40:20 > 0:40:21Crash-landed didn't I?

0:40:21 > 0:40:26It threw me quite a lot I think. I could see the end in sight.

0:40:26 > 0:40:27It wasn't to be.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29I think Crash Mountain

0:40:29 > 0:40:33is a lot harder than being a nanny to 100 children.

0:40:35 > 0:40:37That was the hardest thing I've ever done.

0:40:37 > 0:40:40I did all right but I should have done better.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42I'm gutted.

0:40:42 > 0:40:47I don't know what happened. It's a little bit sad.

0:40:47 > 0:40:50Those southerners, Inca, Jack and Kady, Dizzy Dummy's

0:40:50 > 0:40:52going to destroy them and they'll drop in the water.

0:40:52 > 0:40:54Northerners are there to the end.

0:41:01 > 0:41:04As always, Dizzy Dummies begins with the competitors taking a

0:41:04 > 0:41:07breakfast resurrecting spin on this rotating nightmare.

0:41:07 > 0:41:11After which they must stumble past a hose wielding Argentinian,

0:41:11 > 0:41:14up the revolving hill and haul themselves over the goal post.

0:41:14 > 0:41:20Then, it's a slippery clamber across the gialt evil pillow that is The Blob.

0:41:20 > 0:41:21Last one across is eliminated

0:41:21 > 0:41:24and the surviving four do the whole thing again,

0:41:24 > 0:41:27but this time they must tackle the greasy donuts

0:41:27 > 0:41:29with a helping of dodge ballers.

0:41:29 > 0:41:32Last one across that time round is also eliminated

0:41:32 > 0:41:34and that will leave three finalists.

0:41:36 > 0:41:41There's a storm brewing and that's just in the contestants' tummies.

0:41:41 > 0:41:42It's Dizzy Dummies.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45- Are you all ready?- Yes.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48What are we waiting for?

0:41:48 > 0:41:503, 2, 1.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52While they get dizzyfied,

0:41:52 > 0:41:55time for a quick recap of the five dizzy dummies.

0:41:55 > 0:41:59He's even happier than Larry, possibly the smiliest ever

0:41:59 > 0:42:03Total Wipeout competitor, it's tickled pinker, Yinka.

0:42:03 > 0:42:05Happy days. Bring it on.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08Next is the unquietly confident Liverpudlian

0:42:08 > 0:42:09who thrashed the qualifier...

0:42:09 > 0:42:12The most in intelligent, the most attractive.

0:42:12 > 0:42:13..Modest Mike.

0:42:13 > 0:42:17He's the only surviving member of the Morris family

0:42:17 > 0:42:18left in the competition.

0:42:18 > 0:42:21It's Morris Minor Jack.

0:42:21 > 0:42:23She's tiny, she's a lady, she's called Kady.

0:42:23 > 0:42:26I forget what we called her now.

0:42:26 > 0:42:30And finally the little northerner who was first up Crash Mountain.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32Handy sized Andy.

0:42:32 > 0:42:36This stick of dynamite's going to blow this course out the water.

0:42:36 > 0:42:38Or it could be wind.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40Seat belts off.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44Unleash the beasts.

0:42:44 > 0:42:47Look at Jack.

0:42:47 > 0:42:54Modest Mike is at the goal post already and he's up and over.

0:42:56 > 0:42:58It never gets any less funny.

0:42:58 > 0:43:00Mikey slides on to the Blob

0:43:00 > 0:43:05and slides right of it which means Kady inherits the lead.

0:43:05 > 0:43:10And skids right off the side. That blob is looking extra greasy today.

0:43:10 > 0:43:14Morris Minor Jack dives, he's in. Now Andy, he's in.

0:43:14 > 0:43:17Now Yinka, he's in.

0:43:17 > 0:43:21I just got into a rhythm there, he's not actually in yet.

0:43:21 > 0:43:23No, he's in.

0:43:24 > 0:43:29Modest Mikey is taking it nice and easy this time but Jack is not.

0:43:29 > 0:43:31Look at that, they're both in.

0:43:31 > 0:43:35I suspect Mikey won't be too happy with Jack.

0:43:35 > 0:43:38That was brilliant. Ineffectual, but brilliant.

0:43:40 > 0:43:46Andy slips off and causes Kady to do the same. Yinka looking good here.

0:43:47 > 0:43:49- Until now.- Oh!

0:43:49 > 0:43:52Yinka actually got a hand on the final podium

0:43:52 > 0:43:54but the rest of him was in the water.

0:43:54 > 0:43:56Take your time.

0:43:56 > 0:43:59- Ignore her! Get a move on! - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

0:43:59 > 0:44:01Mikey, hanging on.

0:44:01 > 0:44:03Ow! Until Andy kicked him in the posterior!

0:44:03 > 0:44:06Yinka gets the crowd going.

0:44:09 > 0:44:12Oh! Sadly, he couldn't get himself going.

0:44:12 > 0:44:14Will Mikey have another attempt sabotaged by his rivals?

0:44:14 > 0:44:19Oh, not this time. He's done it!

0:44:19 > 0:44:21And Jack's made it, too.

0:44:21 > 0:44:24Here comes Kady.

0:44:24 > 0:44:27Oh, where'd she go? She was there a minute ago.

0:44:27 > 0:44:28Oh! I see.

0:44:30 > 0:44:32Swallowed by the gap.

0:44:34 > 0:44:38Yinka's making a charge now, and he's across too.

0:44:38 > 0:44:41Time for a celebratory jig, I think.

0:44:43 > 0:44:44Unique style!

0:44:49 > 0:44:53That way! Where're you going? Kady's not done yet.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55- He's given up already! - You don't get off that easy!

0:44:55 > 0:44:59There's one place left in the next round of Dizzy Dummies,

0:44:59 > 0:45:01and he needs to challenge tiny lady Kady for it.

0:45:01 > 0:45:03That's nice. Ladies first.

0:45:03 > 0:45:08Andy must make this now if he's to stand a chance. And he does!

0:45:08 > 0:45:12Handy-sized Andy survives. Which means that tiny lady Kady

0:45:12 > 0:45:14is sadly eliminated from the competition.

0:45:19 > 0:45:23Oh, Kady, my little, little lady! You're still smiling.

0:45:23 > 0:45:26Oh, yeah, I've got to. What else can you do? It's hard.

0:45:26 > 0:45:29I mean, I tried my best, and that's all you can do.

0:45:29 > 0:45:30Well done for getting this far.

0:45:30 > 0:45:33Thank you very much. I'm proud of myself, anyway.

0:45:33 > 0:45:36Here we go, then. First three across this time go into the Wipeout Zone.

0:45:36 > 0:45:38We will have our finalists.

0:45:40 > 0:45:42KLAXON

0:45:43 > 0:45:46And Jack is the first one out, but he's sort of heading sideways.

0:45:46 > 0:45:54Again! Still heading sideways, still going...still going! What?!

0:45:56 > 0:46:00Oh, now he's back. Oh, no, he's gone down.

0:46:00 > 0:46:02Oh, dear. Mikey's up and over now.

0:46:02 > 0:46:05Off goes Yinka. Speed of a cheetah.

0:46:05 > 0:46:08Now, Mikey takes to the doughnuts.

0:46:08 > 0:46:13The dodgeballs start flying, some thrown, some kicked.

0:46:13 > 0:46:17Yes. And here comes Jack.

0:46:17 > 0:46:21Jack seems hellbent on spoiling Mike's chances today.

0:46:21 > 0:46:23He tried to pull him in.

0:46:23 > 0:46:26It didn't work, which means Mikey has a clear run to the finish line.

0:46:28 > 0:46:31And modest Mikey is into the Wipeout Zone.

0:46:31 > 0:46:35Just behind him, handy-sized Andy is on the third doughnut.

0:46:35 > 0:46:39And he leaps, and he joins Mikey in the Wipeout Zone too.

0:46:39 > 0:46:41It's going to be happy days.

0:46:41 > 0:46:45Now Yinka makes his bid to join them, and the three finalists

0:46:45 > 0:46:47in today's competition have been decided.

0:46:47 > 0:46:50Not on dancing ability. No.

0:46:50 > 0:46:51No.

0:46:51 > 0:46:53Stop that.

0:46:54 > 0:46:58Which means Jack is going to need a cuddle from his mum and dad.

0:46:58 > 0:47:00I have several things to say to you.

0:47:00 > 0:47:03Number one, where on earth were you going at the top of that?

0:47:03 > 0:47:06Didn't even go out last night, and I'm still legless!

0:47:06 > 0:47:09- You let the family down, Jack! - Yeah! How am I going to live it down?

0:47:09 > 0:47:12Girlfriend said, if you don't win it, you're not coming back to me.

0:47:12 > 0:47:14So I ain't got anything to go back for now!

0:47:14 > 0:47:15- Stay in Argentina with us, then, yeah?- I will do.

0:47:15 > 0:47:18- Are you still single, then? - All right, then!

0:47:18 > 0:47:21On that note, I'm going to get you to go over to the losers' den!

0:47:21 > 0:47:25So, both north and south will be represented in the Wipeout Zone.

0:47:25 > 0:47:28For the south, there's Bristolian Yinka, and for the north,

0:47:28 > 0:47:31there's Liverpudlian Mikey and Andy,

0:47:31 > 0:47:36who's a Lancashanar...Lancashire... a Lancashire-ish man. I...

0:47:37 > 0:47:41- What's someone from Lancashire called?- Ken?- No!

0:47:41 > 0:47:43I mean, like all the people from...

0:47:43 > 0:47:45Lancastrian! That's it.

0:47:45 > 0:47:48Lancastrian.

0:47:48 > 0:47:52Just to get through to the final is just, ah, man!

0:47:52 > 0:47:56It's been crazy. It's been a blur.

0:47:56 > 0:48:00I'm an accountant. How boring's that?

0:48:00 > 0:48:02But now I'm the man!

0:48:05 > 0:48:09I think Mikey's definitely the person to watch out for. He's got the edge.

0:48:09 > 0:48:11My tactics so far have just been speed, speed, speed.

0:48:11 > 0:48:15Some say he's talented. I would say lucky.

0:48:15 > 0:48:20I would be so proud to be the smallest Total Wipeout champion.

0:48:20 > 0:48:24- He is the energiser bunny. - I'm fast, I'm furious.

0:48:24 > 0:48:26He could be the dark horse.

0:48:26 > 0:48:29That, you know, gets second place.

0:48:29 > 0:48:32I'm quite a muscular sort of guy. Will it help me or no?

0:48:32 > 0:48:35I just think to myself, you know, yeah, it will.

0:48:35 > 0:48:39Southerners are rubbish, anyway. I'm amazed that he's even got into the final.

0:48:39 > 0:48:43I'm extremely determined to make sure it's not happy days for Yinka.

0:48:43 > 0:48:46It's no fun competing against someone when you can easily beat them.

0:48:46 > 0:48:50# You only get one shot, so make it count

0:48:50 > 0:48:52# You might never get this moment again... #

0:48:52 > 0:48:57This is the thing that for ever will show that the north is superior to the south.

0:48:57 > 0:48:59They'll know what a southerner is,

0:48:59 > 0:49:01because I'm going to whip their butt.

0:49:01 > 0:49:04I'll be gutted if Yinka holds that trophy up

0:49:04 > 0:49:06and he gets a better time than both of us!

0:49:06 > 0:49:09It's going to be a great, great final.

0:49:09 > 0:49:11Happy days.

0:49:16 > 0:49:20The Wipeout Zone begins, as always, with a journey down Killer Surf.

0:49:20 > 0:49:22Seriously slidey.

0:49:24 > 0:49:26Then it's a race up the rapid climb.

0:49:26 > 0:49:30If they don't reach the top in ten seconds, a tidal wave is unleashed.

0:49:30 > 0:49:34Seriously scary. After that, it's the Seesaw of Truth.

0:49:34 > 0:49:36Seriously slippy. And the Crazy Sweeper.

0:49:36 > 0:49:38Seriously...sweepy.

0:49:40 > 0:49:42Finally, it's the Rope Swing.

0:49:42 > 0:49:44Seriously swingy, and the Turntable,

0:49:44 > 0:49:48seriously...serious, because when they hit that button,

0:49:48 > 0:49:50the clock stops and the fastest person wins

0:49:50 > 0:49:53the Total Wipeout trophy and £10,000.

0:49:57 > 0:50:00It's north verus south here tonight,

0:50:00 > 0:50:04and it looks like those northern hordes have brought the weather with them.

0:50:04 > 0:50:08It's wet, it's wild and it's really not very nice at all.

0:50:08 > 0:50:10Just like the Wipeout Zone.

0:50:10 > 0:50:12And Andy is the first to brave it.

0:50:19 > 0:50:22Handy-sized Andy is representing all Lancashire-ish-men.

0:50:24 > 0:50:26Come on! Let's do this!

0:50:26 > 0:50:29No, we'll let you do it. We'll watch.

0:50:32 > 0:50:36- And he's out!- Well, Andy's had a rocky start, getting

0:50:36 > 0:50:41flipped out of the rubber ring, but now he must take on the Rapid Climb.

0:50:41 > 0:50:43Oh, he pulls himself up onto the slope

0:50:43 > 0:50:46and the ten-second countdown begins.

0:50:46 > 0:50:50Even with those handy-sized legs, Andy is charging up.

0:50:50 > 0:50:52He's going to beat it.

0:50:52 > 0:50:53Yep, he's safe.

0:50:53 > 0:50:56Now, for the Seesaw of Truth.

0:50:56 > 0:50:59A cavalier approach, this, but it's working.

0:50:59 > 0:51:01Very quick.

0:51:01 > 0:51:05What will Andy's strategy be on the Crazy Sweeper?

0:51:05 > 0:51:08Oh, well, that's unexpected.

0:51:08 > 0:51:10I've no idea what just happened.

0:51:10 > 0:51:13Me neither. Looks like he just fell off!

0:51:13 > 0:51:16Either way, Andy must now climb up the ladder to the Rope Swing.

0:51:16 > 0:51:20That incident on the Crazy Sweeper will have cost him vital seconds,

0:51:20 > 0:51:22so he needs to be quick now.

0:51:24 > 0:51:26There he is!

0:51:26 > 0:51:29I hope handy-sized Andy's got a pair of gripping hands.

0:51:29 > 0:51:32He's coming in from a sideways angle, but it's worked.

0:51:32 > 0:51:34He's on the turntable now.

0:51:34 > 0:51:37Oh, and he can't stand up!

0:51:37 > 0:51:38Struggling to get his bearings,

0:51:38 > 0:51:42he's certainly getting his money's worth on this roundabout.

0:51:42 > 0:51:45Does he realise he's supposed to jump off? Come on!

0:51:45 > 0:51:47Come on! There's the button!

0:51:47 > 0:51:50Oh, this is actually causing me physical pain.

0:51:50 > 0:51:53No, not that way! Oh! Oh!

0:51:53 > 0:51:57Amanda, the man's just damaged his chances of winning 10 grand.

0:51:57 > 0:51:59This is no laughing matter.

0:51:59 > 0:52:01So, not a lot of energy left now,

0:52:01 > 0:52:05but he needs a final push to get to the button. Come on, Andy, dig deep!

0:52:05 > 0:52:07This is the first time of the day.

0:52:07 > 0:52:10You could still win! Hope he makes it this time.

0:52:10 > 0:52:12Quick run-up. Yes!

0:52:12 > 0:52:16And he finishes. What an ordeal.

0:52:18 > 0:52:20It was a dream start from handy-sized Andy

0:52:20 > 0:52:25and it quickly turned into a nightmare with two bizarre but, to be honest,

0:52:25 > 0:52:28quite amusing slip-ups on the Crazy Sweeper and the Turntable.

0:52:31 > 0:52:32It's not all bad, OK?

0:52:32 > 0:52:36You did that in three minutes and 42 seconds.

0:52:36 > 0:52:39- Wow.- I bet it felt like a lifetime.

0:52:39 > 0:52:40It certainly did.

0:52:40 > 0:52:44Yinka's up next. Let's watch.

0:52:46 > 0:52:49So Yinka's no longer tickled pinka.

0:52:49 > 0:52:52He's just looking very serious.

0:52:52 > 0:52:53Happy days!

0:52:53 > 0:52:55KLAXON

0:52:55 > 0:52:57The clock starts. A very dizzy Andy

0:52:57 > 0:52:58may have given Yinka an advantage,

0:52:58 > 0:53:02but he can't afford to put a foot wrong on this treacherous course.

0:53:04 > 0:53:05Happy days!

0:53:05 > 0:53:07Where's he gone?

0:53:07 > 0:53:10Oh, there he is. And the countdown begins.

0:53:11 > 0:53:13He's shooting up the Rapid Climb.

0:53:13 > 0:53:15That tidal wave doesn't stand a chance.

0:53:15 > 0:53:17He's beaten it. Onto the seesaw now.

0:53:17 > 0:53:20Not quite as fast as he was on the Rapid Climb, though.

0:53:20 > 0:53:22That's definitely slower.

0:53:22 > 0:53:24But safe.

0:53:28 > 0:53:31He ducks onto the podium.

0:53:31 > 0:53:33He's up and running.

0:53:33 > 0:53:35Down again, taking it carefully.

0:53:35 > 0:53:38Safe, but he is against the clock.

0:53:41 > 0:53:43Oh! How's he doing that?!

0:53:44 > 0:53:46Using his upper body strength.

0:53:46 > 0:53:48Last two to go. Oh!

0:53:51 > 0:53:53He's safely across. After that workout,

0:53:53 > 0:53:56I'll be surprised if he can hold onto the rope.

0:53:56 > 0:53:57But he must.

0:53:57 > 0:53:58There he goes.

0:54:00 > 0:54:03And it's impressive. He barely seems to have broken a sweat.

0:54:03 > 0:54:06Just one more jump to go.

0:54:06 > 0:54:08Oh, no, this feels familiar.

0:54:08 > 0:54:11What is it today?

0:54:11 > 0:54:14- Something in the air tonight! - As long as they're happy.

0:54:14 > 0:54:17Right. Choosing his moment. Come on!

0:54:17 > 0:54:21And he's done it! And Yinka's set the new time to beat.

0:54:21 > 0:54:24Advantage to the south.

0:54:24 > 0:54:26And there's that famous dance. Again.

0:54:26 > 0:54:29Might catch on.

0:54:29 > 0:54:31But probably not.

0:54:32 > 0:54:36From a rapid start, Yinka found himself slowed down by the Seesaw,

0:54:36 > 0:54:40but then showed off immense strength and skill on the Crazy Sweeper.

0:54:40 > 0:54:42He should be tickled pink by that performance.

0:54:42 > 0:54:44Look at the smile on your face!

0:54:44 > 0:54:45You've got to be happy.

0:54:45 > 0:54:49It's been a happy day for you all day today, and it's about to get

0:54:49 > 0:54:53even happier because you were faster than Andy. I'm sorry!

0:54:53 > 0:54:56- Well done, mate. - Sorry, mate.- It's all right, mate.

0:54:56 > 0:54:59Oh, Yinka, you know what this means!

0:54:59 > 0:55:01Yeah, it means I got a H, I got a D.

0:55:01 > 0:55:05- I got the happy... but will I get the days?- We'll have to wait and see.

0:55:05 > 0:55:07Mikey's up next. Let's watch.

0:55:13 > 0:55:19Modest Mikey is now the north's only hope. Can he sink a Yinka?

0:55:19 > 0:55:23This is how we do, baby. Yeah!

0:55:23 > 0:55:25What was that about? I didn't understand that.

0:55:25 > 0:55:27I'll forgive him.

0:55:27 > 0:55:29He's under stress.

0:55:29 > 0:55:30And under water.

0:55:30 > 0:55:34He's out of the rubber ring and off on his quest to take

0:55:34 > 0:55:37the Total Wipeout trophy back with him to the north.

0:55:37 > 0:55:39Swim to the rapid climb. He's up and on.

0:55:39 > 0:55:41The ten-second countdown has begun.

0:55:41 > 0:55:44Modest Mikey is making this look easy.

0:55:44 > 0:55:46Powering up that ramp.

0:55:46 > 0:55:48He pysched out that slide!

0:55:48 > 0:55:51Onto the Seesaw of Truth. Interesting approach.

0:55:51 > 0:55:55I'm sure Yinka would be very happy if Mikey's this cautious

0:55:55 > 0:55:57the whole way round. Taking time.

0:55:57 > 0:56:02Yinka was slow and steady on the crazy sweeper, so to beat his time,

0:56:02 > 0:56:05Mikey will need to be a bit more adventurous.

0:56:05 > 0:56:08And that's exactly what he is being!

0:56:08 > 0:56:11That edges him into the lead,

0:56:11 > 0:56:15but one mistake now and Yinka has won this.

0:56:18 > 0:56:21Swings out. He lands.

0:56:21 > 0:56:23Can he make the final jump?

0:56:23 > 0:56:28Yes! In a time of one minute 23, he has won it for the north.

0:56:28 > 0:56:31It was northern grit that won out in the Wipeout Zone.

0:56:31 > 0:56:35Mikey's almost-perfect dash across the course has earned him the title

0:56:35 > 0:56:38of Total Wipeout champion in this battle of north versus south.

0:56:38 > 0:56:41Time for Amanda to give him the good news.

0:56:41 > 0:56:42Mikey.

0:56:42 > 0:56:44- Hello.- Wow, how are you doing?

0:56:44 > 0:56:47I'm doing pretty good, thank you very much, Amanda.

0:56:47 > 0:56:48What you need to know, though,

0:56:48 > 0:56:52is that Yinka was equally fantastic here tonight, Mike.

0:56:52 > 0:56:55You boys know that it's been the battle between the north

0:56:55 > 0:56:59and the south here today, and it's come right down to the wire.

0:56:59 > 0:57:02Mikey, you're the pride of the north tonight,

0:57:02 > 0:57:04because you're the Total Wipeout champion!

0:57:04 > 0:57:06- Well done.- Yes!

0:57:08 > 0:57:10Cheers.

0:57:13 > 0:57:16North are the winners! Yes!

0:57:16 > 0:57:20So, 27-year-old pediatrician Mike from Liverpool is today's

0:57:20 > 0:57:24Total Wipeout champion, pocketing a tidy £10,000.

0:57:24 > 0:57:26He'll be returning for the series finale.

0:57:26 > 0:57:32His victory scientifically proves that the north is better than the south,

0:57:32 > 0:57:35and if anyone in the south would like to complain about that result,

0:57:35 > 0:57:37please address all hate mail to:

0:57:44 > 0:57:47After dividing the nation tonight, next time,

0:57:47 > 0:57:50Total Wipeout goes global, as the UK's finest

0:57:50 > 0:57:51take on the world's best.

0:57:51 > 0:57:53Expect some of this from Great Britain.

0:57:57 > 0:58:00And some of this from the rest of the world.

0:58:03 > 0:58:07So, until next time, from Amanda and me, it's goodbye.

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