0:00:02 > 0:00:05The Big Balls Bulltin headlines tonight: Mop finds true love.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Monkey mountaineer scales Everest.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10And Buenos Aires invaded by British superstars
0:00:10 > 0:00:12in another Total Wipeout Celebrity Special.
0:00:18 > 0:00:19Welcome.
0:00:19 > 0:00:20NEWS JINGLE
0:00:20 > 0:00:21Welcome.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23NEWS JINGLE
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Are we done yet?
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Good. Welcome to -
0:00:26 > 0:00:27NEWS JINGLE
0:00:27 > 0:00:29I'm not going to say welcome...
0:00:29 > 0:00:30NEWS JINGLE
0:00:30 > 0:00:32..again. Hello.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34This is the Total Wipeout Big Balls Bullitin.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38I'm serious newsreader Richard Hammond.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Reports are coming in that a crack team of celebrities - and Brian
0:00:42 > 0:00:46from Big Brother - are about to wage war on the Total Wipeout course.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Eyewitness reports suggest the elite unit -
0:00:48 > 0:00:52and Brian from Big Brother - have been supplied with hi-tech military
0:00:52 > 0:00:56vehicles and asked to make their own way to the top-secret hideout.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02And I've just heard, through my serious newsreader's earpiece,
0:01:02 > 0:01:05that we can now confirm their identities.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Over to the Monkey with the celebrity forecast.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10There's a storm coming in from the East End.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11It's soap actor Ricky Groves.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Over here, there's a hot front that may turn cold later.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17It's model and tabloid favourite Nicola McLean.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Expect some high pressure coming from this high jumper,
0:01:20 > 0:01:23gold medallist Dalton Grant.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Then there's Latin heat coming in from...Denmark.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28It's Strictly Come Dancing champion Camilla Dallerup.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32He may be a real newsreader, but I'm much better than him. Probably.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33It's Charlie Stayt.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Hold onto your shuttlecocks, a gale force is on its way.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39It's Olympic athlete Gail Emms.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Now for the three day forecast - Monday, sunny, Tuesday, sunny,
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Simon Day, funny.
0:01:44 > 0:01:49The outlook is wet and muddy for the Yorkshire Dales. It's Emmerdale favourite Roxanne Pallet.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53The calm before the storm, actor, presenter and author, Julie Peasgood
0:01:53 > 0:01:58And finally, that's Brian from Big Brother over there. Him, yeah.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Thank you, Monkey.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06All celebrities must take on the qualifier and Double Cross.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10They will be awarded points for each round and only the top six will then progress.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14The winner of tonight's show will receive £10,000 for a charity
0:02:14 > 0:02:18of their choice, and a nice shiny trophy for a shelf of their choice.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Probably the downstairs toilet.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25I've just about got time now to go through tomorrow's papers, which is... Oh, too many words.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Too many words. Oh, Sudoku. Excellent!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Time to see what today's celebrities must overcome.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Um...
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Breaking news.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35It's the Qualifier.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Breaking egos.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40It's Double Cross.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41This just in.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42It's Terror Go Round.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46That just hurts.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48It's the Wipeout Zone.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Now we join fearless on-the-spot reporter Amanda Byram,
0:02:52 > 0:02:53who's at the top of the course.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Amanda.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57See, told you I was good at newsreading.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Joining me now is an actor who's managed to survive
0:03:07 > 0:03:09years of heartache and drama on EastEnders.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11It's Ricky Groves. How you doing?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Well, I'm in good form this morning, looking forward to it.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18What kind of stuff have you been doing to prepare yourself, mentally and physically?
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Mental preparation is based upon, like,
0:03:21 > 0:03:24the relaxation process that I use, which is propping up the bar.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27And the physical side to things is I do a lot of jumping.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Queue jumping, mainly. SHE LAUGHS
0:03:29 > 0:03:31But life, as they say, is like a wild tiger.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36You either lay down and let it put its paws on your head, or you jump on its back and you ride it.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37SHE LAUGHS
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Urr!
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Yeah, OK. So will Ricky Groves be riding that tiger,
0:03:42 > 0:03:46or will he be ending up with its paws being placed on his head?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Oh, my goodness!
0:03:52 > 0:03:56This is the big shout-out for Celebrity Wipeout.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59If you're tuning in at home, do not adjust your sets.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03You ain't seen the Grovesey Boy yet.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- Now up, the Eastender is off. - COCKNEY ACCENT:- Down the ramp.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Wow, that's a good start.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Straight on to the pontoons anyway, and about to face a real drama.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16So let's meet today's co-stars.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Firstly, it's a date with the Total Wipeout love interest, the Hurdles.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23He'll fall for them, then they'll dump him
0:04:23 > 0:04:26and he'll find them extremely hard to get over. This is brilliant.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Next, he won't want to meet these guys in a dark alley,
0:04:29 > 0:04:31or in a sunny Argentine field, for that matter.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34It's the Sucker Punch Brothers. They're 'ard.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Then the Big Red Balls. They're like his best friend -
0:04:36 > 0:04:41always there to give him a push in the right direction. Or offer a big friendly hug. See?
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Finally, last orders with the local pub landlady, the Shape Shifter.
0:04:45 > 0:04:50Expect to leave feeling dizzy, and if you're really unlucky, you might end up...legless! Ha!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Here we go. Oops! A little footwear malfunction.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Let's see if the tiger can earn his stripes on the hurdles.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Yes.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Oh, no! He's lost it.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04No, he's got it back.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Commando roll.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Yeah, best done over a car bonnet, that.
0:05:08 > 0:05:13Learnt that probably from playing Gary the Commando in EastEnders.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16That was a dress rehearsal - can he do a repeat performance?
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Yes, yes...
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Yes, perfect!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Oh, apart from that second slip of the day.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Maybe brogues not such a good idea.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Lots of punch-ups on EastEnders.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29He'll be well used to this.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Apparently not.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32No.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Once again, I think perhaps his choice of footwear let him down.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Less slip-ons,
0:05:36 > 0:05:37more slip-offs.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Thank you!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Come on, Ricky!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Crouching tiger, hidden actor.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49TIGER ROAR
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Right. Back on two legs for the big red balls.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Probably wise. How will the tiger approach these?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Slowly, maybe stalking them.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00He's charged. Oh, yes!
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Upside down commando roll - tricky manoeuvre.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08That's quality.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Full Flip, bangs head, beautiful.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18A short but energy-sapping trip up the ladder for Ricky The Tiger Groves.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21So close now.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23On the home straight.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Almost back to Albert Square.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Remember, there's also Henry Triangle and William Circle,
0:06:30 > 0:06:32but which will Ricky aim for?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36He's gone for William, and he's in.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38But can he stay in?
0:06:38 > 0:06:39He's upside down,
0:06:40 > 0:06:43he's holding on. This is an amazing manoeuvre!
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Wow!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Just a leap to the finish.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50He's done it! He's... Oh.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52No, made a pig's ear of that. Went wrong.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53SHE LAUGHS
0:06:53 > 0:06:58- Should have gone for Albert Square. Stick with what you know. - RICKY SCREAMS
0:06:58 > 0:07:00EASTENDERS THEME PLAYS
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Ricky The Tiger Groves completes the course
0:07:02 > 0:07:04in 3:18.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Grrreat!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Or at least, quite good.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10It's pretty tough, isn't it?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Am I the only one who went in a circle?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15EASTENDERS "DOOM-DOOMS" PLAY
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Ah!
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Overall, your experience of Total Wipeout so far, Ricky Groves?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23I think you're the most sadistic people I've ever met in my life.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25EASTENDERS 'DOOM-DOOMS' PLAY
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Next to attempt the qualifier and then fire her agent
0:07:32 > 0:07:34is actress Julie Peasgood.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Julie, are you mentally prepared for this torture, I mean, this adventure?
0:07:38 > 0:07:44OK, I'm trying to because I'm a Buddhist, so I chant.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46And that focuses me and centres me.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49And hopefully it will put me in a good head space to tackle it.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Wow!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52A calm, peaceful approach. Makes a change.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- BLADE RINGS - Oh...
0:07:54 > 0:07:58I've got two goals - to come out of this in one piece
0:07:58 > 0:08:02and not to make it through to the second round! Let's go!
0:08:03 > 0:08:08So Julie's off. Getting in a bit of meditation on the slide, I think.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11She centred. She's...all soggy.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Since that went so well, I assume the hurdles
0:08:13 > 0:08:16will be a piece of cake.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Quite a slow one, guys.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- Thanks for letting us know, Julie. - Needs a...tortoise effect.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22OK!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27I keep looking ahead and then looking back to where she actually is.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31I'm feeling very calm and peaceful. I have witnessed more energy...
0:08:31 > 0:08:33in, like, a pen.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Woo!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Ye... Oh, she's in.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Oh, not going too well so far for Julie.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Might be a Zen master, but obviously not a stair master.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Julie, it's technically not an obstacle - it's a set of stairs.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57OK, let's come back to Julie.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02I'm the Dancing Queen but now I'm going to be the Wipeout Queen.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Hoping for a slightly quicker start is Strictly Come Dancing champion Camilla Dallerup.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11So you won't be leading the Big Red Balls in any direction whatsoever?
0:09:11 > 0:09:15You had to mention them. You know I've had nightmares about them?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18What happens in your nightmares, Camilla?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20They come towards me.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24EERIE MUSIC AND SCREAMING
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Then I just the fall in the water.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27That's it, right?
0:09:27 > 0:09:31I think that more of a premonition than a nightmare, actually.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Maybe you're right.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Can 36-year-old Camilla quickstep across the hurdles?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38She is one great Dane.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Yes. Well, there's the first step.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44There's the second. Oh!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46It's a wet step.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Not a dream start.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Hopefully she will have learned her lesson.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Certainly a lot of thought going into this now.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Here we go.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02No thought went into that at all, no thought whatsoever.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05She's still smiling, though. I don't know why.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08The Sucker Punch now for the tiny dancer.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11This looks like a tango stance she's adopting here.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Yes.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Oh! Tangoed straight off.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21She's still smiling.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24She's like a chocolate Danish.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Why is she smiling? Stop!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Big Red Balls now - this is what she's been having nightmares about.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Time to face her fears.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36ECHOING VOICE: I've had nightmares. They're coming towards me.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Safely onto the first ball.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42You see? They're not so bad after all.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45And that dancer's balance will come in handy here.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- Yeah, the poise, you see. Look. - Brucie would be so proud.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Maybe.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Can she turn her nightmare into a dream ball...
0:10:52 > 0:10:54crossing?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56No.
0:10:58 > 0:11:03That probably hasn't helped get her over the nightmare.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06That sort of technique was never going to work.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- I will not be defeated! - No, you have been.
0:11:09 > 0:11:124:53 puts dream girl Camilla in second place.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18So, it's back with Julie, who's made it out of the water
0:11:18 > 0:11:23and is now ready to make peace with the Sucker Punch.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24SHE SCREAMS
0:11:24 > 0:11:26As the ancient proverb goes,
0:11:26 > 0:11:31"He who stands in the way of Sucker Punch is a silly billy."
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Julie looking like she's at one with the mud now.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37She's made it out.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40It's the Big Red... Hang on, where's she going?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44They didn't say I couldn't do this.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Get your feet out of the pool, you'll make it all muddy!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Other people have got to use that now. Oh, look!
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Right, the Big Red Balls.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00- No, she's going back. - What is she doing?
0:12:00 > 0:12:02What are you doing, Julie?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Oh, yeah, forgot to wash your hands.
0:12:04 > 0:12:09Very important to have clean hands on this course. That'll help a lot.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Right, so Julie now approaches the big red balls.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Here we go.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Come on, Julie Peas-be-good, please be good.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19You'd better deliver.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24OK, she's ready.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Oh, there's the Demotivator. She's onto the first ball.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Maybe those nice clean hands will help her grip.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31No, oh...
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Wasn't really worth all of that hand-washing business, was it?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40We'll return to Julie's frolics a little bit later on.
0:12:40 > 0:12:45This is star of The Fast Show and all-round funnyman Simon Day.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Hilarious. I love this guy.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48That'll do, won't it?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- Hi, Simon. - How you doing?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52So you're here with me.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- There she is. - I'm quietly confident.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- I can imagine myself doing a very good time.- Mm-hm?
0:13:00 > 0:13:04I think once it starts you may as well have a go at it.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Well, listen, do me a favour, just go out there
0:13:09 > 0:13:11and have a really fast show.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Right.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17King of comedy at the top of the course. Time for a rousing shout-out.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19- There's water coming out of here. - Yeah.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Observational comedy - brilliant, that. Quality.
0:13:22 > 0:13:27He's off, he's running, he's running... He's falling. Oh.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31So who will have the last laugh on the hurdles?
0:13:31 > 0:13:34That's it, Simon. Keep it simple, Simon. Keep it simple.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Looks as though he's going to try and crawl across.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39And that appears to be working.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40AMANDA LAUGHS
0:13:42 > 0:13:44He's not having a good day, is he? Not so far.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48He is, I am. I love this guy. He's very, very funny.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Simon knows his way around a punchline...
0:13:50 > 0:13:54I had a gag lined up and I didn't get to finish it.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57I'm sure he can see the funny side.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00I don't think he can see the funny side.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- Doing well. - Now he's joking.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05See? I told you. He's good.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07The Big Red Balls are no laughing matter,
0:14:07 > 0:14:11which is handy, as Simon's still not cracked a smile at any point.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Oh!
0:14:13 > 0:14:16May have cracked a rib, though, instead.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30OK, well, smiling Simon finishes in 4:10,
0:14:30 > 0:14:33not the quickest time of the day but I'm sure
0:14:33 > 0:14:35he's got something funny to say now.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36It's quite hard.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Um...
0:14:38 > 0:14:41I was very worried about my trainers coming off,
0:14:41 > 0:14:42cos they're new.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46Ha ha ha! Because they're new!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48I don't get it.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Meanwhile, Julie is fast approaching the Shape Shifter.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55And she's onto the giant swinging wardrobe.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Yes.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58OK.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01No need to hurry up, you're not against the clock or anything(!)
0:15:01 > 0:15:03No, no, no.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Not exactly a speedy run.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06"Run" pushing it a bit.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10"Stroll." "Saunter." Yeah, it's a saunter.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12No, it's a sit down.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26This is never going to happen, is it? It's just not going to happen.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33SHE SCREAMS
0:15:33 > 0:15:36I mean, really?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39She could have done that ten minutes ago.
0:15:40 > 0:15:45Julie Please-Be-Good eventually completes the course in 10:24.
0:15:45 > 0:15:50That was shameful. Shameful, Amanda. It was shameful.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51What happened at the end?
0:15:51 > 0:15:54I ordered a cup of tea and two custard creams in the meantime.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57There's no way I'm going to the second round. How good is that?
0:15:57 > 0:16:01Didn't anybody tell you, you get to the second round, regardless?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03I didn't get a custard cream.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06It's an easy mistake to make, Julie. This is only what,
0:16:06 > 0:16:09the gazillionth Total Wipeout Celebrity Special,
0:16:09 > 0:16:11in every one of which we see
0:16:11 > 0:16:14all 10 celebrities tackle the qualifier and the next round.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18I'm amazed some people still don't know how this show works.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Anyway, on with the wipeout zone.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24- Still doing the qualifier. - On with the qualifier!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di...
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Breaking news, newscaster makes the news headlines
0:16:29 > 0:16:31by attempting Total Wipeout course.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35It is, of course, BBC Breakfast news anchor Charlie Stayt.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- Why are you here, Charlie? - That is a very good question.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42I'm here for my children. Look at this little note here.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44I'll hold this up. A little picture, look.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48There's me. And the red balls...
0:16:48 > 0:16:51If you heard the phrase, "Damned with faint praise", look at this.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55"I wish you the best of luck, Daddy. You can do it. (Hopefully)."
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Hopefully? That is my back-up team.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Just got some breaking news coming in for you.
0:17:02 > 0:17:07The latest we hear is that the other contestants on this show are losers.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10I'll try and get more information on that.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13But just to confirm, other contestants, losers.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15More on that as it comes in.
0:17:15 > 0:17:20In other news, Charlie is off - his feet, and onto his backside.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Breaking news, Charlie Stayt has just broken his bottom.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27That's OK. It's not like he sits down for a living.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Oh, hang on. Yeah, fine.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Right, onto the hurdles now.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Oh, hello? Hang on... Comfortably across!
0:17:34 > 0:17:38What? Oh! Wobby third hurdle claims another victim.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41That's news.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Charlie is going to have to work harder
0:17:46 > 0:17:49if he wants to beat Ricky's time and impress his kids.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51And actually, this is quite quick!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Yes, first to beat the sucker punch today.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58He's looking strong. Into his stride, quickly up the ramp.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Will he make today's headlines
0:18:00 > 0:18:02by being the first to cross the big red balls?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- Hello, he's on to ball two. - This is news.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Yes. Gets to his feet. Big moment on the big balls.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- And now a big splash. - So close!
0:18:12 > 0:18:14With just the shape shifter to go,
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Charlie could be on for the fastest time so far today.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21No, that's just embarrassing. Look away, kids.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24The state of Charlie Stayt. What was that?
0:18:24 > 0:18:25He's on to the swing.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Trying to build momentum, I think.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Could almost be classed as tactics,
0:18:30 > 0:18:33not something often seen on this show in my experience.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37He is actually thinking about it. I've never seen anyone do that.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Come on, Charlie!
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Oh, no! No! It didn't really work.
0:18:45 > 0:18:51Shape shifter proving to be an enemy of the Stayt! Main news again.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Embarrassing ramp slip.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Wobble and splash on the hurdles.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Sucker punch success. Beaten by the balls.
0:18:59 > 0:19:05Smashed face on the shape shifter. That is the news.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12But the main headline is, Charlie Stayt now tops the leaderboard,
0:19:12 > 0:19:14finishing in three minutes flat.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18- That was brilliant! - You like that?- Yeah!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20My face hurts.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23So with five superstars down,
0:19:23 > 0:19:26it's good news for Charlie, who is in pole position,
0:19:26 > 0:19:28with Ricky 'The Tiger' Groves in second.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Smiling Simon is in third,
0:19:30 > 0:19:32while Dream Girl Camilla charges into fourth.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36And Julie Please-Be-Good's chances of scoring high are low.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38She's currently at the bottom of the leaderboard.
0:19:38 > 0:19:44Halfway through the celebrities now, and so far no one's really dazzled out there on the course.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47No one has pranced over the qualifier in eight seconds,
0:19:47 > 0:19:50or jumped all four big red balls in one go.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53It got me thinking. We need to make this show a bit more...
0:19:53 > 0:19:56What's the word? Olympical?
0:19:56 > 0:20:00I've just had a totally original idea of the Total Wipeout Games!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10I've even had some medals made. Look!
0:20:10 > 0:20:13There's cardboard, plastic and chocolate.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Obviously chocolate is the best. So without further ado,
0:20:16 > 0:20:18here are the Total Wipeout Games.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20This is Olympic high jumper
0:20:20 > 0:20:23and Commonwealth gold medallist Dalton Grant.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Focus.
0:20:25 > 0:20:30You've competed at the Barcelona Olympic Games, at Atlanta, at Seoul.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34How does that compare to the Buenos Aires Obstacle Games?
0:20:34 > 0:20:37I would say this is the ultimate challenge.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39How do you prepare for Total Wipeout?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42And this is Olympic silver medal-winning badminton player Gail Emms.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Mixed doubles. Maybe the other guy was better.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48I'm going to put all badminton out of my mind.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51I'm thinking Total Wipeout Olympic champion.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- This could be an Olympic sport. - Ooh! I think it should be.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59- I think we can make it an Olympic sport. - Why don't we do that today?
0:20:59 > 0:21:04Dalton, who likes to do his own make-up, is the first to compete.
0:21:06 > 0:21:11- Focus. Here I come.- Yeah, we really need a new camera operator.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13He's off!
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Oh, now that is how to do it!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18And now a sprint along the pontoons
0:21:18 > 0:21:20to the first of today's events, the hurdles.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Oh! Everybody else is rubbish!
0:21:24 > 0:21:28And again, look, does he weigh nothing? That is a flawless start!
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Gail next on the starting blocks.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35My name is Gail Force, but this will be a breeze.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Fighting words from a little lady.
0:21:37 > 0:21:42Fighting indeed, but how will Gail compare to Dalton on the hurdles?
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Yes, yes, she's across the first set!
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Good girl!
0:21:46 > 0:21:47Second set.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51And Gail completes them too! These Olympians have not let me down.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Back with six foot two Dalton on the sucker punch.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- But can high jumpers get across a sucker punch?- Yes!
0:21:57 > 0:22:00I'm going to say... maybe, yes.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03No, I'm going to say, yes, a perfect run so far.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07But can these Olympians conquer the hardest event of all, the big red balls?
0:22:07 > 0:22:10On your marks, get set...
0:22:10 > 0:22:11go!
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- Gail Force! - Ah! Oh!
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Well, that was a bronze effort. - What was the point of that?
0:22:17 > 0:22:21Olympians are only human. Apart from Dalton.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23He is part machine. Here he goes.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Ow! Ow!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29No. Gail knew she was going in.
0:22:32 > 0:22:38But as you can see, Dalton didn't know what was going on and... oh!
0:22:38 > 0:22:42But his time is still competitive, and this is going to be a close run thing.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46- Who invented this? - Eduardo's uncle. Eduardo, I think.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Gail leaps, and she's in the circle.
0:22:51 > 0:22:56Hang on, Gail, hang on! Will she be the first to get across?
0:22:56 > 0:22:57No, she will not be.
0:23:00 > 0:23:06Gail Force reaches the podium in a leaderboard-topping 2 minutes, 38.
0:23:06 > 0:23:11But if Dalton makes this, the gold medal could be his.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15Well, the one made of chocolate. No one has made it so far though.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17He's in. And looking comfortable.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19As comfortable as six foot of athlete can be
0:23:19 > 0:23:21folded up in that little hole.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24I'm not quite sure if this is a good technique or not.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26We're about to find out. Here he comes.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30Could he be the first celebrity to defeat the shape shifter?
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Yes! Dalton finishes in a breathtaking one minute, 34,
0:23:34 > 0:23:39which means he bags the winner's medal and tops the leaderboard.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Olympic Games? Forget that. Total Wipeout.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Next, it's Emmerdale star Roxanne Pallett,
0:23:46 > 0:23:50who's hoping to dispel the myth that all actors are divas.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Oh...! No, 'cos I look like an airhead.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57- No! You do know I'm an actress? - Well, I'm convinced.
0:23:57 > 0:24:02The sucker punch, how do you feel about it? It loves celebrity faces, and you've got a pretty one.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Oh, my mum keeps going, "Don't hurt your face!"
0:24:04 > 0:24:06I'm like, "I'm going to try not to, mother."
0:24:06 > 0:24:10I'm going to apply Rocky Balboa's tactics.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14Roxy Balboa!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Here comes the grudge match of the century -
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Roxy Balboa versus the sucker punch. Oh...
0:24:20 > 0:24:25MUSIC: Eye of the Tiger from Rocky
0:24:27 > 0:24:31I'm so excited. This is going to be an epic battle.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34This is what we wait... What? Hang on - come on!
0:24:34 > 0:24:38That was... no way! Make her do it again.
0:24:38 > 0:24:44Roxanne onto the swing. It hasn't been a knockout performance so far, but here's her last shot at glory.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45It's safe to say I've failed.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48This is the bit of the film when she wins through.
0:24:48 > 0:24:53This looks good. She is going to make it... Oh!
0:24:57 > 0:25:00I don't think the real Rocky will be losing his boxing belt soon.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- I've done it! - Yeah, you have!
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Although it took you 5 minutes and 34 seconds to do it.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12- Oh my God! - Yeah. It's quicker than Julie.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15The penultimate celebrity to tackle today's qualifier
0:25:15 > 0:25:19is model and tabloid favourite, Nicola McLean.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23Now don't mind me saying this, but I think there's a slim chance
0:25:23 > 0:25:26that you might be a little bit more buoyant than the others.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Do you think you physique will help you out today?
0:25:29 > 0:25:33I don't need a lifejacket! These are going to help me.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Absolutely. If I bounce on that ball, they'll help me bounce to the next one
0:25:36 > 0:25:41- without falling in the water. - It'll be like a ball-off. - Exactly.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Actually, I'm pretty jealous of those guys.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46I'm not saying anything.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48So Nicola is off, and pottering down the ramp.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Probably find this easier in heels.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53A good leap onto the pontoons. This is a good start.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Looking promising.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Dashing to the first set of hurdles.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00One, two... three.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Oh, hang on, barely a wobble and she's over.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Can she double her luck? Yes, yes, yes...
0:26:08 > 0:26:10..no.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12That looked painful!
0:26:19 > 0:26:22But Nicola's still beaming. She might be the first celebrity
0:26:22 > 0:26:24to actually enjoy the Qualifier.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26That might well change on the balls.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29There's the demotivator. but she's on to ball one.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Hello Nicola, this is great.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36Ball three now. Could Nicola... No, I'm not going to say it. I can't.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Yes! She's done it!
0:26:38 > 0:26:41It was a wobbly ride but model Nicola has succeeded
0:26:41 > 0:26:43where two Olympians failed.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45She has conquered the balls.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Superb effort.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52And what's more, she may be on track for today's quickest time.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Come on, Nicola!
0:26:59 > 0:27:01SHE SCREAMS
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Oh, I don't think she was really trying there.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06That was an anti-climax.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Hello Nicola! This is still a time to be proud of.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15One minute 38, only four seconds behind the big man, Dalton Towers.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18I'm scared to jump now!
0:27:18 > 0:27:20You crossed the big red balls!
0:27:20 > 0:27:24I'm so chuffed. Thank you so much for letting me do this.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27You are absolutely brilliant. I tell you what, you may be tiny
0:27:27 > 0:27:29but you are fast, woman.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Absolutely. If you're not fast, you're last.
0:27:33 > 0:27:38So one more contestant to go and it's Big Brother winner Brian Belo.
0:27:40 > 0:27:46This man possesses one of the most unique minds known to science.
0:27:53 > 0:27:54# Freak you love me
0:27:54 > 0:27:55# Freak you love me
0:27:55 > 0:27:59HE GRUNTS
0:27:59 > 0:28:00Hello.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02HE GRUNTS
0:28:02 > 0:28:05I sound like a bear.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08That wasn't angry, I sound like a demented bear.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11Woo, yeah, man. I'm pumped.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Do you have any weaknesses?
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Um, swimming.
0:28:15 > 0:28:19So I don't know how that's going to pan out, really.
0:28:19 > 0:28:23Day one in the Big Brother house, Brian, go win for me. Good luck.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Thank you, I'll need it.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27(ATTEMPS GEORDIE ACCENT) Good luck. That's not the accent is it?
0:28:27 > 0:28:31Good luck, day one in the Big Brother house.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34Yeah, I'm not good at that at all.
0:28:34 > 0:28:3823-year-old Brainiac Brian is the last person to tackle the Qualifier.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41First conundrum is the hurdles.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43Uh huh.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46Come on, Brian.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50His calculations will doubtless have revealed
0:28:50 > 0:28:54that the first few hurdles achieve the required levels of agility.
0:28:54 > 0:28:59But those ones are all wobbly and bendy and then you fall off.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02But like all great minds, he is accustomed to the trial-and-error
0:29:02 > 0:29:06technique and will now have a cunning plan I am quite sure.
0:29:07 > 0:29:08Oh, hang on.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11Wow, he made it!
0:29:11 > 0:29:16Employing the crazy arms method, what a visionary.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19Ha ha! That surprised a few. Me included.
0:29:19 > 0:29:22And the Puzzler next for Braniac Brian.
0:29:22 > 0:29:26How will one great mind overcome 22 pneumatic fists? Hmmmm.
0:29:31 > 0:29:36It won't. More research required on that problem perhaps.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41A literary tongue twister to fathom now.
0:29:41 > 0:29:47Can Big Brother's brainy Brian Belo bravely bounce across the Big Balls?
0:29:48 > 0:29:50Or will he mess it up?
0:29:50 > 0:29:52Bold but a bit bad.
0:30:02 > 0:30:06Now Brian has confessed to not being able to swim.
0:30:08 > 0:30:12Going to go ahead and say he was telling the truth.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15Oh dear, let's come back to Brian.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17Ah, who's next?
0:30:19 > 0:30:22Apparently there isn't anyone next. Has Brian finished swimming?
0:30:22 > 0:30:24He's on the ladder? Brilliant.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26Let's go back to him for his big finish.
0:30:26 > 0:30:30I'm sure he'll have some pearls of wisdom to share with us.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33Braniac Brian finishes in four minutes 45.
0:30:33 > 0:30:34Hiya.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37I don't know what happened. I was all geared up to go.
0:30:37 > 0:30:39I was like, I'm going to be cako bako.
0:30:39 > 0:30:43I proper mugged myself off. I looked like a right yoghurt top.
0:30:43 > 0:30:44And them red balls.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47Look what they've done to me! They're much harder than they look.
0:30:47 > 0:30:50I'm like an octopus. I can't swim. OK?
0:30:50 > 0:30:54It's embarrassing that I can't swim and now I've done it on national TV.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57So at the end of Celebrity Qualifier,
0:30:57 > 0:31:00the celebrity leaderboard looks celebritarily like this.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03Perhaps unsurprisingly there's an Olympic athlete in first place.
0:31:03 > 0:31:06Dalton Towers carries the maximum ten points into the next round.
0:31:06 > 0:31:10But there's a shock for the bookies as Hello Nicola takes second
0:31:10 > 0:31:12in front of the Olympic silver medallist Gail Force.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15Good News Charlie takes seven points
0:31:15 > 0:31:18followed closely by Ricky The Tiger Groves.
0:31:18 > 0:31:22Smiling Simon will be getting a few heckles were just five points.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24And Brainiac Brian can claim just four.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27The tail-enders are Dream Girl Camilla, Roxy Balboa
0:31:27 > 0:31:30and Julie Please-Be-Good, who all need to raise their game
0:31:30 > 0:31:33and their points if they want to progress beyond round two.
0:31:33 > 0:31:36So that's the Celebrity Qualifier done and dusted.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38Well, done. I don't think it's ever been dusted.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41It just needs a white down with a wet sponge.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44Let's just say the Celebrity Qualifier has been done and...
0:31:44 > 0:31:46not dusted. A bit like my podium here.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49That's never been dusted either.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51Is dust normally green?
0:31:59 > 0:32:03It's Superstar Celebrity Double Cross. Here are the rules.
0:32:03 > 0:32:05Ten celebrities on the left.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08They've all been told they can only run into the middle
0:32:08 > 0:32:10on a green walkway. They've also been told
0:32:10 > 0:32:13they can only exit on a red walkway.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16What they haven't been told is the walkways are spinning
0:32:16 > 0:32:20and there's a big red cross trying to knock them off.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22First across gets ten points, next, nine...
0:32:22 > 0:32:25Add those points to the first round and bingo,
0:32:25 > 0:32:29those are the Qualifiers for Terror-Go-Round.
0:32:30 > 0:32:32Who's still in the game? Well, they all are.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35First on the Qualifier, Dalton Towers.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37Here I come.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40Gail Force.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43This is my badminton court, that is my shuttlecock.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45Prepare to be smashed.
0:32:45 > 0:32:46Good News Charlie.
0:32:46 > 0:32:50I know for a fact that at least two of these competitors
0:32:50 > 0:32:53are prepared to bite to win this competition.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55Yeah.
0:32:55 > 0:32:56It's just not right.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58Ricky The Tiger.
0:32:58 > 0:33:02Don't cry for me, Argentina. The truth is, I've never loved you.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05No, that's not how it goes. I've seen it.
0:33:05 > 0:33:07Smiling Simon.
0:33:07 > 0:33:10...live the dream.
0:33:10 > 0:33:11Not a clue. Braniac Brian.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14I might have fallen off the double Red Balls,
0:33:14 > 0:33:16but on the Double Cross I'm going to conquer all.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18Not convinced.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Dream Girl Camilla.
0:33:20 > 0:33:24Ricky, do you mind awfully just carrying me over to that platform?
0:33:26 > 0:33:28Roxy Balboa.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30Can someone give me a piggyback?
0:33:30 > 0:33:33Or has anyone got a pogo stick? Nicola?
0:33:33 > 0:33:35Hello Nicola.
0:33:35 > 0:33:36Oh, I'm so sorry.
0:33:36 > 0:33:40And carrying only one point from the last round,
0:33:40 > 0:33:42it's Julie Peas Be Good.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45Peas are good but today they're a little bit mushy.
0:33:45 > 0:33:48So I'd like to apologise now to my charity.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53Who's this an impression of?
0:33:53 > 0:33:57Crash, bang, wallop, ooh, I broke a nail.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59It's Celebrity Double Cross.
0:33:59 > 0:34:00Are you all ready?
0:34:00 > 0:34:05Yeah, it's not in their contract to say no. Three, two, one.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07So Celebrity Double Cross gets under way.
0:34:07 > 0:34:11Who's brave enough to take the lead in this action blockbuster?
0:34:13 > 0:34:15Oh, come on. Someone's got to go first.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18Ooh, Roxy Balboa's first on...
0:34:18 > 0:34:20and first off. Bold start from Roxanne.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23And there's Nicola.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Similar outcome, but at least they are trying.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27Ricky looking nervous.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29And Dalton Towers makes it to the middle.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32Fastest across the Qualifier, will he be first to finish here?
0:34:32 > 0:34:35Come on, gang. Follow his lead.
0:34:35 > 0:34:36There goes Charlie...
0:34:36 > 0:34:38and he joins Dalton.
0:34:38 > 0:34:42But not for long because Dalton is off and over.
0:34:42 > 0:34:45Superb. The champion high jumper is first again.
0:34:45 > 0:34:48That's another ten points.
0:34:48 > 0:34:52A quick lie-down. That was a tough 30 seconds for him.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54Charlie's been joined in the middle by Gail Force.
0:34:54 > 0:34:58Second place will guarantee either a place in the next round.
0:34:58 > 0:34:59Here goes Charlie.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Oh, No.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04Breaking news, breaking his face.
0:35:05 > 0:35:09That's bad news for Good News Charlie. He'll be back soon
0:35:09 > 0:35:11with another bulletin.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14Gail Force alone in the middle now.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Roxanne.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19But Gail's spotted her chance and...
0:35:21 > 0:35:23That's a smash from the Badminton pro.
0:35:23 > 0:35:27She did a Charlie and mistimed her final leap.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29Nicola looking very frustrated.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32I think if Nicola spent a little less time screaming
0:35:32 > 0:35:35and a little more time running, she might actually do this.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37She was second fastest in the Qualifier
0:35:37 > 0:35:39but still needs those points.
0:35:40 > 0:35:41Simon...
0:35:41 > 0:35:44makes it to the middle. That's something to smile about.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47Getting off is the tricky bit though.
0:35:48 > 0:35:51Ooh, Ricky The Tiger joins Simon in the middle.
0:35:54 > 0:35:55And Gail's on the move too.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57Yes! Three in the middle now.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Those nine points still up for grabs.
0:35:59 > 0:36:02Roxanne in the middle too now. It's...
0:36:02 > 0:36:04what's the collective noun for celebrities?
0:36:04 > 0:36:06It's an eagle of celebrities, yeah.
0:36:06 > 0:36:09Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go!
0:36:09 > 0:36:13Gail's gone... and makes it across to collect the nine points.
0:36:13 > 0:36:18Daintily skipping along and in not very surprising turn of events,
0:36:18 > 0:36:22the two sports stars claim the top two spots.
0:36:22 > 0:36:23Who's next?
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Simon goes for it now
0:36:26 > 0:36:29and he's across too...
0:36:29 > 0:36:33No, he had one foot on the finishing line but that's not quite enough.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35He never crossed it.
0:36:35 > 0:36:39Soap stars Roxanne and Ricky left in the middle, now joined by Charlie.
0:36:39 > 0:36:43Come on, it's not the VIP section up there, people. Get a move on.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Roxy Balboa takes Amanda's advice
0:36:45 > 0:36:46and she's across.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Only took two points from the qualifier
0:36:48 > 0:36:50but this will help her chances.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58And here comes Nicola again.
0:36:58 > 0:36:59Oh dear.
0:36:59 > 0:37:00Oh.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03At least it's made Brian laugh.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05That's good, or could it be indigestion?
0:37:05 > 0:37:08Ricky now, and easily across, and the tiger grabs fourth.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10That should be enough to see him through.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13Charlie again, and he's made it too.
0:37:13 > 0:37:14Charlie takes six points,
0:37:14 > 0:37:18with a completely unnecessary Hollywood action dive at the end.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21That's not very news readery. I wouldn't have done that.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Is this Simon's turn?
0:37:24 > 0:37:26No.
0:37:26 > 0:37:27Unbelievable.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30That's the second time smiling Simon's slipped off.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32He'll laugh about it later.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Probably.
0:37:34 > 0:37:35It's turning tense now.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38Who will claim the last few spots in the next round?
0:37:38 > 0:37:41Nicola, Camilla, Brian,
0:37:41 > 0:37:43Simon, or Julie?
0:37:43 > 0:37:45Probably not Julie.
0:37:45 > 0:37:46Simon again.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49Third time lucky, he's in the middle.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51And he's just going for it.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54Yes, and at last he has something to smile about.
0:37:54 > 0:37:55That's how we do it in Catford.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58There's a Double Cross in Catford?
0:37:58 > 0:38:01That earns Simon five points, but will it be enough?
0:38:01 > 0:38:04Only four left and Brainiac Brian goes for it.
0:38:04 > 0:38:07At last, he's in the middle now, and figuring out a plan.
0:38:07 > 0:38:08Now joined by Camilla.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10Oh, and here is Nicola too.
0:38:13 > 0:38:14OK.
0:38:14 > 0:38:16Unorthodox technique.
0:38:16 > 0:38:17OK.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Julie's in the middle as well.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21Brian - is off.
0:38:21 > 0:38:24Oh no! That's not going to end well and it didn't.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27Do you think he misjudged that just by an inch?
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Yeah.
0:38:29 > 0:38:32Oh dear.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37The three remaining ladies are sitting in the middle.
0:38:37 > 0:38:38Nicola edges out slowly.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40Hurdles a sweeper arm.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43Oh! Didn't work.
0:38:43 > 0:38:47The glamour girl understandably frustrated.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49And now Brian back in the middle now Just.
0:38:51 > 0:38:52Go, go, go, go!
0:38:54 > 0:38:56And Brian's straight off for the finish.
0:38:56 > 0:38:57Can he - yes.
0:38:57 > 0:39:02- Brainiac Brian takes four points.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05And Camilla now.
0:39:05 > 0:39:09Done. Three points for her.
0:39:09 > 0:39:14Yay! It only took an hour!
0:39:14 > 0:39:17And this - oh dear.
0:39:17 > 0:39:18This makes me sad.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21Two celebrities with so much to offer.
0:39:21 > 0:39:22Defeated.
0:39:22 > 0:39:23Crushed.
0:39:23 > 0:39:26Looks like the game's over for Nicola and Julie,
0:39:26 > 0:39:28which means there are six Terror Go Rounders.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30Time for me to do some maths.
0:39:31 > 0:39:35Dalton Towers tops the leader board, with a flawless 20 out of 20.
0:39:35 > 0:39:38Fellow sporting champion Gail Force takes the silver
0:39:38 > 0:39:41and there's a tie in third between Ricky The Tiger Groves
0:39:41 > 0:39:42and Good News Charlie.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45The final two qualifying places go to Smiling Simon
0:39:45 > 0:39:47and surprise entry Roxy Balboa.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50Which means that sadly, despite an impressive qualifier run,
0:39:50 > 0:39:52Hello Nicola is out of the competition.
0:39:52 > 0:39:55And even though they conquered Double Cross, Brainiac Brian
0:39:55 > 0:39:58and Dreamgirl Camilla's Wipeout journeys end here today.
0:39:58 > 0:40:01But today's wooden spoon is awarded to Julie Please Be Good,
0:40:01 > 0:40:05and to add insult to injury she doesn't even get the spoon,
0:40:05 > 0:40:06it's a just a figure of speech.
0:40:06 > 0:40:10So Nicola, Brian, Camilla and Julie are out of the competition
0:40:10 > 0:40:14They came, they saw, they tried to leave, we called security.
0:40:14 > 0:40:16They came back again and they still didn't conquer.
0:40:16 > 0:40:21It was fun while it lasted, but it's time to say cheerio.
0:40:23 > 0:40:24I am humiliated.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27I think I've got the lowest score out of anyone,
0:40:27 > 0:40:29on Celebrity Wipeout, but I'm pleased.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32I don't have to do it any more.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34It's scary, there's no doubt about it.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37I know, I think I would rather spin on the dance floor than
0:40:37 > 0:40:38spin-off that.
0:40:38 > 0:40:41I was actually really scared of that, which really annoys me
0:40:41 > 0:40:44because what's the worst that can happen, you know?
0:40:47 > 0:40:49All my mates are going to see it and take the mick.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52They were all telling me, "Yeah, Brian, you can do this,
0:40:52 > 0:40:54"you can win it. Come on, bring it back to Essex."
0:40:54 > 0:40:58And, like, I haven't brought anything back to Essex this time round.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01But the fact I'm able to leave with all my limbs intact
0:41:01 > 0:41:02means I'm the winner in life.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12This is the fearsome Terror Go Round.
0:41:12 > 0:41:15The only thing more terrifying for these six celebrities is
0:41:15 > 0:41:18the thought that this might be their final appearance on TV.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21The aim is to remain on your feet while hurdling the spinning fickle
0:41:21 > 0:41:25fingers of fate and dodging stuff dropped above by the Terror Twins.
0:41:25 > 0:41:26The celebs get three goes.
0:41:26 > 0:41:30Each time, the last one standing qualifies for the Wipeout Zone.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32Six celebrities, all desperate for the same goal.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35An upgrade on the flight on the way home.
0:41:35 > 0:41:36Oh no, wait.
0:41:36 > 0:41:37A place in the Wipeout Zone.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39It's Terror Go Round.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41- Are you all ready?- Yes!- No!
0:41:41 > 0:41:42At least they're on stand by.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45Three, two, one!
0:41:47 > 0:41:50Now, in case it's slipped your celeb-addled mind,
0:41:50 > 0:41:52here's who's facing Terror-Go-Round.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54He's proved he's in a fit state.
0:41:54 > 0:41:56Will it be headlines or headaches for good news Charlie?
0:41:56 > 0:41:59Other contestants on this a show are losers.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01She made a right racket on the courts,
0:42:01 > 0:42:03can she smash her way into the wipe-out zone?
0:42:03 > 0:42:05It's Gail Force.
0:42:05 > 0:42:09My name is Gail Force but this will be a breeze.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12She was against the ropes but she's windmilling in now.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14It's round three for Roxy Balboa.
0:42:15 > 0:42:18You do know I'm an actress.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Can this Eastender claw his way into the final?
0:42:20 > 0:42:22It's Ricky "The Tiger" Groves.
0:42:22 > 0:42:23Come on!
0:42:23 > 0:42:25You ain't seen the Grovesy boy yet.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29Who will get the last laugh on Terror-Go-Round?
0:42:29 > 0:42:33- It's time to get serious for smiling Simon.- Yeah!
0:42:35 > 0:42:40Can this 44-year-old high-jump champion raise the bar once again?
0:42:40 > 0:42:42It's Dalton Towers.
0:42:42 > 0:42:43Here I come.
0:42:49 > 0:42:51So, heat one and they are all up and jogging.
0:42:51 > 0:42:52Well, sauntering.
0:42:52 > 0:42:56Celebrity and terror in the same sentence.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58I like it. I like it a lot.
0:42:59 > 0:43:00Amanda is about to like it a lot more
0:43:00 > 0:43:04because the Terror Twins are ready to spring into action.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06Warming up with a few inflatable balls.
0:43:08 > 0:43:10Come and look, you guys.
0:43:10 > 0:43:11Come on, people.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14No VIP treatment here.
0:43:14 > 0:43:15The old inflatable crocodile,
0:43:15 > 0:43:17he's my favourite! I like that one, yeah.
0:43:17 > 0:43:20Oh, tricky.
0:43:20 > 0:43:24I think here come the fingers and everyone makes their move,
0:43:24 > 0:43:26and they're all over first time except Simon.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29He's been dragged through the punch bags,
0:43:29 > 0:43:31which means he is out of this heat.
0:43:31 > 0:43:33Five face the second finger.
0:43:33 > 0:43:35Oh, no, Roxanne has been airlifted out.
0:43:35 > 0:43:36There's always one.
0:43:36 > 0:43:39Actually, there's quite often more than that.
0:43:39 > 0:43:41# You don't have to put on a red light.
0:43:41 > 0:43:43# Roxanne
0:43:43 > 0:43:44# Put on a red light. #
0:43:44 > 0:43:47Two celebrities down, four to go.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49Oh, hang on, what's that?
0:43:49 > 0:43:51- Yeah! - Charlie foxed by a final dinosaur.
0:43:54 > 0:43:58Dalton, Gayle and Ricky still standing and they're doing well.
0:43:58 > 0:44:00Dalton's height could be an advantage here.
0:44:00 > 0:44:03Everyone comfortably over the fingers.
0:44:03 > 0:44:07Ricky seems to be hanging back, which is a dangerous tactic
0:44:07 > 0:44:11if the finger rides higher there. Oh, yes! What did I say?
0:44:12 > 0:44:14No, the tiger has tanked.
0:44:14 > 0:44:17Young mum Gail and old jumper Dalton going head to head.
0:44:17 > 0:44:19That was an amazing recovery there.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21What's she doing, what's she doing?! Oh!
0:44:23 > 0:44:27So after Ricky fell, Gail bailed.
0:44:27 > 0:44:29Surely a tactical move from Gail,
0:44:29 > 0:44:32handing the first Wipe Out Zone place to Dalton.
0:44:35 > 0:44:38With Dalton safely through to the Wipe Out Zone,
0:44:38 > 0:44:40it's down to five celebrities in heat two.
0:44:40 > 0:44:43A wobble from Charlie on the outside.
0:44:46 > 0:44:50They're walking funny because it's not a red carpet, they just don't know how to do it.
0:44:54 > 0:44:57I think she's fending off rubber rings and wet towels,
0:44:57 > 0:45:01she's fighting them! She's angry at them.
0:45:01 > 0:45:04OK, here come the fingers. Ooh, couple of stumbles.
0:45:04 > 0:45:07Hang on, Charlie's in the water.
0:45:07 > 0:45:10He's got just one chance left now.
0:45:10 > 0:45:14Oh dear. Simon, smiling Simon comes a cropper.
0:45:14 > 0:45:17Another comedy thing there. He just cracks me up!
0:45:17 > 0:45:21The way he did that! Brilliant.
0:45:21 > 0:45:23Down to Ricky, Gail, and Roxanne.
0:45:23 > 0:45:26Who will nab that second spot in the Wipe Out Zone?
0:45:26 > 0:45:27Roxanne is drifting back.
0:45:27 > 0:45:31There goes the finger and she's off! Oh...
0:45:31 > 0:45:32Gail and Groves.
0:45:32 > 0:45:35Pint-sized medal winner versus pint-drinking soap star.
0:45:35 > 0:45:37- (CLANGING NOISE) - Uh-oh.
0:45:39 > 0:45:43Oh, he stumbled. Can he recover? Yes but now Gail is down.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46This is getting desperate. They're both on the ropes.
0:45:48 > 0:45:50Oh! I can't bear it.
0:45:50 > 0:45:52Ricky looking tired at the back.
0:45:52 > 0:45:55Gail surely adds the edge on fitness here. Ricky's down.
0:45:55 > 0:45:58And he's out. Gail is through.
0:45:59 > 0:46:00GAIL SCREAMS
0:46:00 > 0:46:03I think she's quite pleased about it! Good.
0:46:03 > 0:46:06The Tiger hung on but just took one tumble too many
0:46:06 > 0:46:08and with Gail qualifying for the Wipe Out Zone,
0:46:08 > 0:46:11it's shaping up to be a sporting final.
0:46:11 > 0:46:14Third and final chance for Charlie, Roxanne, Simon and Ricky
0:46:14 > 0:46:18to make it in to the celebrity Wipe Out Zone.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21OK, time for the fickle fingers. Moving it!
0:46:21 > 0:46:23That's it, people. One more place.
0:46:23 > 0:46:27Charlie's over it. Ricky's over it. Oh, the other two are down!
0:46:27 > 0:46:29Simon is out, as quickly as that.
0:46:29 > 0:46:32Charlie, Roxanne and Ricky still fighting hard.
0:46:32 > 0:46:36- Oh no, Roxanne's, no longer fighting, she's swimming. - # Roxanne... #
0:46:36 > 0:46:39Rocky took a blow to the head. She's out for the count.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42Just Charlie and Ricky left.
0:46:42 > 0:46:46It's between an actor and a serious news broadcaster.
0:46:46 > 0:46:51Both looking equally exhausted right now. And Charlie is signing off.
0:46:51 > 0:46:52And it's the Grovester!
0:46:52 > 0:46:58So that's the three finalists: Ricky Groves, Dalton Grant and Gail Emms.
0:46:59 > 0:47:04All of which means we wave goodbye to three brave celebrities.
0:47:04 > 0:47:08He's been making headlines all day but he won't be the lead story tonight.
0:47:08 > 0:47:11It's goodbye to good news Charlie.
0:47:11 > 0:47:12It's the end of the day.
0:47:12 > 0:47:16Simon was hoping for a Fast Show but it's a no-show for the finals.
0:47:16 > 0:47:18Still laughing now! Ha... inside.
0:47:18 > 0:47:20She Woolpacked a punch.
0:47:20 > 0:47:23Emmerdale's finest, Roxanne Pallett has finally been knocked out.
0:47:27 > 0:47:31Well, it's been a long, tiring, difficult journey to get here.
0:47:31 > 0:47:33Shouldn't have cycled in, bad idea.
0:47:33 > 0:47:35But it's been tough for the contestants too.
0:47:35 > 0:47:40People shouting crazy things, getting covered in mud, crying,
0:47:40 > 0:47:43I'm talking again about my journey in. Cycling's difficult.
0:47:43 > 0:47:46But all the celebrities have put a huge amount into this
0:47:46 > 0:47:48and it's sad to say goodbye.
0:47:48 > 0:47:50It's been hard work. It's been gruelling.
0:47:50 > 0:47:52And when I go up hills the chain comes off,
0:47:52 > 0:47:55which is why I'm definitely going to get the bus next time.
0:47:55 > 0:47:58Here's a reminder of who's still in the game.
0:48:01 > 0:48:05I've been in Olympic finals but I have never
0:48:05 > 0:48:08ever been so nervous in my life.
0:48:08 > 0:48:10Hand on heart, I'm panicking.
0:48:12 > 0:48:16I think I might have got slightly lucky but fingers crossed, I can still win this thing.
0:48:19 > 0:48:21Gail's so determined.
0:48:21 > 0:48:25That's why after all she has won an Olympic silver medal.
0:48:25 > 0:48:30Having a baby is a hell of a lot easier than Total Wipe Out!
0:48:32 > 0:48:36Dalton Grant, he is like a Spiderman Olympian.
0:48:36 > 0:48:41- It's made me feel like I want to go out and compete again. It's brought that competitive edge.
0:48:41 > 0:48:46I feel particularly proud to be in the same group as someone who's achieved so much in their life.
0:48:46 > 0:48:48I lost my mum last year. She was so dear to me,
0:48:48 > 0:48:51but I know probably she's up there watching over me.
0:48:51 > 0:48:53It's me competing for my mum.
0:48:53 > 0:48:58I'm a bit of a clown. People might have written me off at this stage.
0:48:58 > 0:49:01Ricky, well, he could be a wild card.
0:49:01 > 0:49:05OK, they're Olympians but they're not unbeatable.
0:49:05 > 0:49:07This means more to me than Olympic Games, it really does.
0:49:07 > 0:49:10I want to get the trophy, please!
0:49:12 > 0:49:14Sometimes the underdog comes in.
0:49:18 > 0:49:22I wish! Come on.
0:49:27 > 0:49:31Tonight is all about high jumpers, racquet smashers
0:49:31 > 0:49:33and Cockney kneeser-upperers.
0:49:34 > 0:49:38It's a Wipeout Zone you'll never forget and neither will they.
0:49:38 > 0:49:40Ricky is the first to brave it.
0:49:41 > 0:49:44Ricky Groves is about to take on the role of his life.
0:49:44 > 0:49:46Apart from being Gary in EastEnders.
0:49:46 > 0:49:47Let's have it.
0:49:47 > 0:49:50You can't have it, it's ours!
0:50:00 > 0:50:04So, a very wet tiger heads towards the first obstacle, the rapid climb.
0:50:04 > 0:50:06Once up and out of the water,
0:50:06 > 0:50:09he'll have ten seconds before a torrent is unleashed.
0:50:11 > 0:50:14Although right now, it looks like he's struggling with
0:50:14 > 0:50:18the current torrent of water before the tidal wave.
0:50:20 > 0:50:23Countdown hasn't started. He is still not on his feet.
0:50:23 > 0:50:26- Come on Ricky.- Yes, come on Ricky.
0:50:26 > 0:50:29He's up and the countdown has begun.
0:50:29 > 0:50:30Looking good now though.
0:50:32 > 0:50:34Mind you, he seems to be lacking energy at this early stage.
0:50:34 > 0:50:36He's completed it.
0:50:36 > 0:50:38Onto the Seesaw of Truth.
0:50:38 > 0:50:40Get this one wrong and it's a long drop to the water.
0:50:47 > 0:50:50Oh. He's looking a bit like Dot Cotton.
0:50:51 > 0:50:55Oh, tips it safely, he's nearly made it.
0:50:55 > 0:50:58Yeah.
0:50:58 > 0:51:01He's managed to stay out of the water so far,
0:51:01 > 0:51:04but Ricky is setting the time to beat, and he needs to get a move on
0:51:04 > 0:51:08to be in a chance of staying ahead of those two athletes to follow.
0:51:08 > 0:51:10How will he tackle the crazy sweeper?
0:51:10 > 0:51:12I think he might be trying to do it in one go.
0:51:12 > 0:51:16He is, no, he's gone down very sensibly.
0:51:16 > 0:51:20Watch your head and here's his chance.
0:51:20 > 0:51:25Onto his feet - ooh, stumbling across the podiums.
0:51:25 > 0:51:26He's on to the turntable.
0:51:26 > 0:51:29The celebs are giving him some well deserved support.
0:51:29 > 0:51:31He makes a first leap.
0:51:31 > 0:51:33That's good. Still managing to stay out of the water.
0:51:33 > 0:51:34More difficult leap next.
0:51:34 > 0:51:36Waits for his moment.
0:51:40 > 0:51:44Ooh. That was close. Just hanging in there.
0:51:44 > 0:51:46And up he gets.
0:51:46 > 0:51:49Oh, no hesitation there, third turntable.
0:51:49 > 0:51:50One final leap to go.
0:51:52 > 0:51:54And Ricky "The Tiger" Groves
0:51:54 > 0:51:56finishes in two minutes five seconds.
0:51:56 > 0:51:57He has set the time to beat.
0:52:00 > 0:52:03That was a great run but he's up against two Olympians next,
0:52:03 > 0:52:05so will it be enough?
0:52:07 > 0:52:11Do you know what, that was a BAFTA award-winning performance,
0:52:11 > 0:52:14in two minutes and five seconds.
0:52:14 > 0:52:16- Wa-hey, that's not bad at all, is it, really?- Amazing.
0:52:16 > 0:52:18Good, I'm glad about that.
0:52:18 > 0:52:19You should be happy with that.
0:52:19 > 0:52:23However, you know you're up against some tough competition.
0:52:23 > 0:52:25Yeah, well, let's just see what they've got in their locker.
0:52:25 > 0:52:28But look, you know, I'm a bronze medallist already in my eyes.
0:52:28 > 0:52:30There you go. Gail's up next. Let's watch.
0:52:30 > 0:52:32Gail Emms may have a Olympic Silver medal,
0:52:32 > 0:52:36but it is in badminton, not crossing wet mechanical obstacles.
0:52:36 > 0:52:38Harry, I love you.
0:52:39 > 0:52:41Argh!
0:52:50 > 0:52:51Landing with her hand on her nose,
0:52:51 > 0:52:54Gail starts the arduous swim to the Rapid Climb.
0:52:54 > 0:52:57Two minutes five seconds is the time to beat.
0:52:57 > 0:52:59Remember, she doesn't know that, she's just going to do her best.
0:53:02 > 0:53:05At the foot of Rapid Climb, pulling yourself out
0:53:05 > 0:53:08is tough enough let alone doing it with a gob full of water!
0:53:08 > 0:53:09Makes it worse.
0:53:09 > 0:53:13Once on her feet, the timer will start.
0:53:13 > 0:53:15And she's off!
0:53:15 > 0:53:19That's quite a pace she's set. Ricky will be worried.
0:53:19 > 0:53:21He looks worried and with good reason.
0:53:21 > 0:53:24Onto the seesaw.
0:53:26 > 0:53:28Gail is making this look easy.
0:53:28 > 0:53:32Keeping her balance. The tipping point, passes that.
0:53:32 > 0:53:36And off she steps, calm as you like.
0:53:36 > 0:53:38Crazy Sweeper, will she stay on her feet
0:53:38 > 0:53:40or get bashed about like a human shuttlecock?
0:53:42 > 0:53:44She's away. Keeping up a good pace.
0:53:46 > 0:53:50Deja vu, she ducks in the same place as Ricky.
0:53:50 > 0:53:54Up again, steps onto the podiums.
0:53:54 > 0:53:57Slower than Ricky did. That's bad.
0:53:57 > 0:54:01The Sweeper is closing in. Narrow escape!
0:54:01 > 0:54:05Turntables. Jumps immediately, no time to waste.
0:54:05 > 0:54:08Can she make the next leap? Oh no! Disaster.
0:54:08 > 0:54:10The crowd can't look and neither can I.
0:54:10 > 0:54:13I have to, it's a contractual thing.
0:54:16 > 0:54:20Gail was so close holding on for a few seconds before falling in.
0:54:20 > 0:54:23That must feel like the longest swim in the world.
0:54:23 > 0:54:26Climbing the ladder, finding the strength.
0:54:26 > 0:54:28Come on darling you can still do it!
0:54:28 > 0:54:31- Sportsmanship from Ricky. - Come on, Gail!
0:54:31 > 0:54:37Struggling to pull herself up. Oh no, she's dropped down again.
0:54:37 > 0:54:44Get up, come on!
0:54:44 > 0:54:47Drawing on reserves of strength,
0:54:47 > 0:54:51a lot of goodwill from her fellow celebs.
0:54:51 > 0:54:53It looks like she's made it. That's more like it.
0:54:53 > 0:54:55One leap to go. She's done it.
0:54:55 > 0:54:58That was tough but Gail Emms completes the Wipeout Zone
0:54:58 > 0:55:00in three minutes 40 seconds, a valid effort.
0:55:00 > 0:55:04I don't know who his more exhausted, her or the celebrities!
0:55:04 > 0:55:07It was looking so good for Gail as she stormed across the course.
0:55:07 > 0:55:10Sadly, one drop and she was out of the game.
0:55:10 > 0:55:13She doesn't yet know how well Ricky did
0:55:13 > 0:55:17so it's time for Amanda to give her the news.
0:55:17 > 0:55:19There you go, good girl.
0:55:19 > 0:55:21Oh, Gail!
0:55:21 > 0:55:23It's over!
0:55:23 > 0:55:28Now, OK, how did that compare to the Olympics?
0:55:28 > 0:55:32I was more nervous in that rubber ring than I've ever been
0:55:32 > 0:55:35in any Olympic final or anything.
0:55:35 > 0:55:39All right, I have to tell you unfortunately it's not going
0:55:39 > 0:55:41to be a gold medal. You were slower than Ricky.
0:55:41 > 0:55:47go and join the others. Hard luck, Gail.
0:55:47 > 0:55:50And Ricky, my man.
0:55:50 > 0:55:53- The dream is still alive. Let the best man win.- Let's watch.
0:55:53 > 0:55:57Both Ricky and Gail have high expectations of this guy and so have I.
0:55:57 > 0:55:59It's Dalton Grant.
0:55:59 > 0:56:01Mum, this is for you!
0:56:09 > 0:56:13Turning before he's even landed.
0:56:13 > 0:56:15That was an Olympic leap if ever I saw one.
0:56:15 > 0:56:19Some unbelievable swimming. Just charging across.
0:56:19 > 0:56:22Dalton doesn't know how well the other two have done.
0:56:22 > 0:56:27He's going to be going as fast as he can and that's fast.
0:56:27 > 0:56:31Up onto the Rapid Climb. The countdown begins...
0:56:31 > 0:56:34Confident run to the top. No need for the countdown.
0:56:34 > 0:56:37No time wasted. Dalton onto the seesaw.
0:56:37 > 0:56:41Ooh, lost his balance! He doesn't seem to care.
0:56:41 > 0:56:44He's straight across and off.
0:56:44 > 0:56:47Can he handle the Crazy Sweeper?
0:56:47 > 0:56:51He's powering ahead with those Olympic legs.
0:56:51 > 0:56:54He'll try and do it in one risky... But has.
0:56:54 > 0:56:58Plenty of time to spare. The clock's barely even started.
0:56:58 > 0:57:00This is incredible. Wow! Double wow!
0:57:00 > 0:57:03Flying across and 54 seconds.
0:57:03 > 0:57:07I'm speechless! That was simply awesome.
0:57:07 > 0:57:11To top it all, Dalton Grant is the new Wipeout Zone record holder.
0:57:11 > 0:57:13All-time great performance, staggering.
0:57:13 > 0:57:16What a hero!
0:57:16 > 0:57:17How are you, my dear?
0:57:17 > 0:57:22Better than the Olympic Games. Total Wipeout.
0:57:22 > 0:57:25That's one statement.
0:57:25 > 0:57:30One of you was a big hit in Atlanta, the other a big hit in Albert Square
0:57:30 > 0:57:32but there's only one big hitter here tonight.
0:57:32 > 0:57:36And that big hitter... it's not you Ricky!
0:57:36 > 0:57:40It's you, you're the Wipeout champion, Dalton!
0:57:40 > 0:57:43Mwah! Well done, you.
0:57:43 > 0:57:46Well done, mate.
0:57:46 > 0:57:50So, high jumper Dalton Grant wins another trophy to put
0:57:50 > 0:57:52alongside the one he gets for jumping.
0:57:52 > 0:57:54As well as £10,000 towards the charity of his choice,
0:57:54 > 0:57:56Cancer Research.
0:57:56 > 0:58:00Time now to me to sign off with my usual Total Wipeout catchphrase,
0:58:00 > 0:58:03you're the weakest link, goodbye. No, that's not mine.
0:58:03 > 0:58:04Let me try again.
0:58:04 > 0:58:09I've been Richard Hammond, that's it from the 10 o'clock news. No, that's Fiona Bruce.
0:58:09 > 0:58:12What is it? Have I got one? Five series in and I don't have a catchphrase?
0:58:12 > 0:58:15Who's fault is that? That could be my catchphrase.
0:58:15 > 0:58:18Whose fault is that, no, that doesn't work.
0:58:18 > 0:58:20Until next time from Amanda and me, goodbye!
0:58:20 > 0:58:23No, that was it! I need to wave before it cuts away...
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