0:00:02 > 0:00:06We've invited back the most rootinest, tootinest contestants
0:00:06 > 0:00:11Argentina has ever seen for one last crack of the Wipeout whip.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Some are here to right wrongs.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Some are here for revenge.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17But they're all here for one final shot
0:00:17 > 0:00:19at becoming Total Wipeout champion.
0:00:21 > 0:00:25One will ride into the sunset with a fistful of dollars - well, pounds
0:00:25 > 0:00:29whilst the others will limp home with raw hides.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32This is the last-chance saloon.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Howdy, partners, and welcome to this very special show.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44Now, before you say anything, I probably should mention the hat.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Unfortunately, the fancy-dress shop had run out of cowboy outfits.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Why did I want to wear a cowboy outfit, you might ask.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Primarily, because they're actually pretty cool,
0:00:54 > 0:00:56but also because this show is special.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58It's the last-chance saloon.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02A chance for the most memorable losers Total Wipeout has ever seen
0:01:02 > 0:01:05to come back and prove they're not quite as hopeless
0:01:05 > 0:01:08as they appeared first time around.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Yee-hah!
0:01:10 > 0:01:14It doesn't work so well in a spaceman's hat, does it?
0:01:15 > 0:01:17This is what they're facing today.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Qualifier, the wild west.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Double Cross, the really wild west.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Terror-Go-Round, the really, really wild, wild west.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Wipeout Zone, wiki-wiki wild, wild west.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33# The wild, wild west. #
0:01:35 > 0:01:40This special cowboy/spaceman themed last-chance saloon show
0:01:40 > 0:01:44is being brought to you by the good, the lovely Amanda Byram,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47the bad, the treacherous Total Wipeout course,
0:01:47 > 0:01:49and the ugly, that's...
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Ah. That's me, isn't it?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Guns at the ready because joining me now is the very fit, very lovely,
0:01:59 > 0:02:04and only slightly scary when she's concentrating Claire from Haddenham.
0:02:04 > 0:02:0825-year-old Scary Claire is one of Wipeout's fittest and scariest contestants ever.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Last time she was here, she was pipped to the post
0:02:11 > 0:02:14in a photo finish on Dizzy Dummies.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16I can tell you right now, that the last person
0:02:16 > 0:02:20to be on their feet was Claire.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24In the last few years since we've seen you,
0:02:24 > 0:02:27what have you been doing in order to prepare for that?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Practising standing up, mainly.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Down. On one knee. Stand up!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Fantastic! You clearly have been practising.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39So, Scary Claire gets things started.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Here we go.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Oh, that's a good swing...into the wall there.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Let's see what else she'll be colliding with today.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Once the cowboys and cowgirls overcome the ferocious and unpredictable
0:02:50 > 0:02:52bucking bronco Topple Stairs
0:02:52 > 0:02:55they face the deadly Rings of Fire,
0:02:55 > 0:02:58which, due to health and safety, are neither deadly
0:02:58 > 0:03:02nor actually on fire, but they are still rings.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Then it's a quick draw against the Sucker Punch kid
0:03:05 > 0:03:08and his faithful steed, Swampy.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Next, it's high noon. About five-metres high.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17And it's a showdown with the magnificent four.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23And finally, some sharp shooting on the Shape Shifter,
0:03:23 > 0:03:27as the competitors attempt to fire themselves through odd-shaped holes.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33# Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did... #
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Claire on the rings now. Making it look easy.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Ooo! But no-one's done them yet. And...
0:03:40 > 0:03:41That's not about to change.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46That was a really fast stand-up!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Yeah. But can Claire stay standing
0:03:48 > 0:03:51after a brawl with the Sucker Punch?
0:03:51 > 0:03:52No. Ooo, no. She's in.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Seems the Sucker Punch wasn't at all scared of Scary Claire.
0:03:57 > 0:04:02Flood-risk engineer Claire's not just scary, she's also a bit muddy
0:04:02 > 0:04:05and taking on the balls one, two, three, she's...
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Oh. It's cleaned her up, though.
0:04:08 > 0:04:14# And whenever I fall at your feet. #
0:04:17 > 0:04:20At least Claire's standing-up practise has paid off.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22She did it again. Look at that!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I wonder if she practised zip wires, as well?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Apparently not. Bit of an oversight, that.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Scary Claire finishes in an impressive 1:49.- Well done, you!
0:04:36 > 0:04:40And she is still standing. Upright and everything.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Last time we saw archery enthusiast Malcolm from Aldershot,
0:04:45 > 0:04:48he was looking for romance on the Wipeout course.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50I have been single for a while now
0:04:50 > 0:04:55and, hopefully, fingers crossed, I'll be able to find someone.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00Unfortunately, Malcolm was unlucky in love. And everything else.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04But now he's back for one last chance at finding Mrs Right.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06And he's got a secret weapon.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Wow! That is massive. How did he get that through customs?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13I want one. And an apple, actually.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Last time you were here, you were affectionately known as Malcolm Hood
0:05:16 > 0:05:19because you were hoping Cupid's arrow would strike.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Are you still looking for the future Mrs Hood?- I am.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26They said on the Today programme, that self-depreciation
0:05:26 > 0:05:30and a sense of humour were attractive qualities.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- I love you, Malcolm.- Thank you.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35They call me Malcolm Hood
0:05:35 > 0:05:39and I sure would like to get past that Sucker Punch!
0:05:39 > 0:05:40SMASH!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Good shot. Well done, sir. Right, off he goes.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45This is it, Malcolm.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48We are literally all behind you, we are!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Oh, a determined charge into the water.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53But that's OK.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Malcolm can't do any worse than his last attempt at the Qualifier.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Because he came last.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Now for a bit of target practice.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04These are big targets. Malcolm should be OK.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06He's through the first. And again.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08And again. And again. Oh.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Yeah, he's through the first. Oh, finally!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Yes!- Yes! Three more rings to go.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17He's through. Isn't he? Is he through? Oh, no!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Oh! Oh, dear.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Somehow, he's still on the wrong side. Let's try that again.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24These are hard, aren't they?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Yes!
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Similar result, but at least he's on the right side this time.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Onto his feet. Takes a knock. Nothing can send Malcolm down.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37He's... Oh, no!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39He's all wet. Oh!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42The future Mrs Hood is watching!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Yes. You show those ladies, Malcolm.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Come on! Oh. That's fine!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Showing them his sensitive side.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Ladies...
0:06:51 > 0:06:54# Ooh, dream weaver...#
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Remember, ladies, Malcolm is on the market,
0:06:57 > 0:07:01ready to sweep you off your feet, as soon as he gets out of the mud.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02And he's out!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Yargh!- Yes! That's primal!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07There's a beast inside him.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Now, the moment has arrived for Malcolm.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14If he defeats the balls, surely, he will win the heart of a Maid Marian!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Come on, Malcolm, do it for love! Believe in yourself!
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Deep breath! Here goes! This is it!
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Oh! Ah!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29# Look into your heart
0:07:29 > 0:07:31# You will find...#
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Malcolm Hood completes the Qualifier in exactly five minutes.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Two minutes faster than last time, but he left no time for love.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45If anyone ever sees me do this again, shoot me.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Unlike Malcolm, these two have already found love with each other.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55It's Total Wipeout's own non-celebrity coupling.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Charlotte and Riccardo, collectively known as Charlardo.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03It's good to see the Total Wipeout experience didn't break you two up. Are you strong as ever?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05We live together now.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07But no further developments.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10So would it be a little bit presumptuous of me
0:08:10 > 0:08:12to pop out to Buenos Aires and buy myself a hat?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14DISTANT DOG'S BARK
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Oh. This is awkward.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18# Two hearts... #
0:08:18 > 0:08:21I think it's best if we try to avoid any mention of rings, OK?
0:08:21 > 0:08:24# If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it...#
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Oh. That is unhelpful. Anyway, Charlotte is doing well.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31She didn't get past the Qualifier last time.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Disappointing early exit for the 22-year-old make-up artist.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37But this time, looking better.
0:08:37 > 0:08:42Oh, no! Someone throw her a life ring. A flotation device!
0:08:44 > 0:08:48Here's firefighter Riccardo. Dizzy Dummies defeated him last time.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Can the Italian stallion vault these rings?
0:08:50 > 0:08:54No. Falls in exactly the same place.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58She won't have good memories from her last experience on Sucker Punch.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Right in the schnozz! Can she beat it this time?
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Here we go!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Yes! Yes! Oh! Amazing!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11She can! She did! Riccardo now.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Will he have the same luck?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16A more considered approach, taking his time.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Ooo! Painful!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23But still hanging on. And he's across!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25They might not be getting hitched soon,
0:09:25 > 0:09:29but Charlardo at least get to walk up the aisle towards the altar
0:09:29 > 0:09:31of Big Red Balliness.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Do you take this man...? Ooh! Look at this!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Oh. Hm. Fell in.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38And do you take this woman...?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Argh!- Oh, dear!
0:09:41 > 0:09:45We are gathered here to witness these two joining that pongy water.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Stagnant!
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Charlotte finishes in just under three minutes,
0:09:51 > 0:09:55but Riccardo is the more dynamic of this duo with a time of 2:13.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Yes! I love this guy! Man Mountain Syed is back.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Shout as loud as you can. Man Mountain is back to do it again!
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Last time, the 18-year-old gunslinger made it to Dizzy Dummies,
0:10:10 > 0:10:14but was a little too little to overcome the blueberries.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Who are you doing this for?
0:10:16 > 0:10:20All my fans, my friends, family. For the Bangladeshis, mainly.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Hang on a second. Can we rewind? Fans?
0:10:23 > 0:10:27I don't have any fans. How many have you got?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Countless. Countless.
0:10:29 > 0:10:34Syed! Syed! Syed! Syed! Syed! Syed!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37I'm doing it for everyone in Birmingham and Bangladesh.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40And so here goes the Man Mountain.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Oh. Not the best of starts.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44But us fans are still behind you. Oh!
0:10:44 > 0:10:48That's quite a big splash to start with.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Now, the Rings of Fire. And he's through the first
0:10:51 > 0:10:54and catapulted to the second.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57OK. He's through the second now.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Oh! Well, at least it was only a little splash. Come on.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02# Small people... #
0:11:02 > 0:11:06Now the Big Balls, which are bigger than normal, compared to Syed.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09He made it to the second one last time.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11He jumps! Ooh! Ooh! Wow!
0:11:11 > 0:11:14He's already matched his previous performance.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Come on, Syed, do it for your fans!
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Oh!
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Yeah. Third ball. It's an improvement on the last one.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35And Syed's final time is 3:16.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- Bangladesh!- Don't forget Birmingham!
0:11:38 > 0:11:42What's he doing? What's he got? What's he got?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45What is that? Handkerchief? Clean pants?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- Flag of Bangladesh?- Yeah, baby!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49It is the flag of Bangladesh! Who'd have thought?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I think you made the point. Yep.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56I'm assuming you're a big fan of Bangladesh.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Yeah, of course. I was born there.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01This is all for my country. And Birmingham.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- Yee-hah! Look who's back in town! - Who?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Oh, you mean you! Yes. Tall Paul's back.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Yeah. Last time he was here, he was...Well, funny.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17But he's just become the first contestant to defeat the Stairs.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19He's onto the Rings now.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Some lovely long-legged dancing there.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Completely unnecessary, but, anyway he's...Oh!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Tall Paul gets his first dunking.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30I have a feeling it may not be his last.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31You can do this, Paul!
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Not the face of a man about to cross the Shape Shifter.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37But I have been wrong before.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Not this time.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Tall Paul finishes with one leg of his shorts rolled up
0:12:42 > 0:12:45in a time of 3:55.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Whoo!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Did you enjoy it in comparison to the last time?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Yes, I definitely did.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57And I do plan to come in the top one.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Well, that plan's already failed
0:12:59 > 0:13:02because Scary Claire's in the number one slot at the moment
0:13:02 > 0:13:06with Riccardo Charlardo in second and Charlotte Charlardo in third.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Man Mountain Syed's in fourth,
0:13:07 > 0:13:10while Tall Paul's in the top five, for now.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14And poor old Malcolm Hood's all on his lonesome in last place.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Six down, 14 still to come.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Now, the dangerously-fast obstacles and perilously-high falls
0:13:20 > 0:13:22that punctuate the Total Wipeout course
0:13:22 > 0:13:24might look like harmless fun,
0:13:24 > 0:13:28but beware, because they can also be harmful.
0:13:28 > 0:13:34# Lights will guide you home
0:13:34 > 0:13:38# And I will try... #
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Aaarrrggghhh!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45But it's not only the contestants who get injured on this show.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48There is one brave little soldier who selflessly
0:13:48 > 0:13:52and very heroically puts himself at risk every single week.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Check out this guy.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Guys? Got any clips?
0:13:57 > 0:14:01There are loads on the cassettes labelled, My Highlights.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04All right. I might have a spare.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Oh! Here it is! Pop this on.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12# I am the man
0:14:12 > 0:14:16# Who would fight for your honour. #
0:14:18 > 0:14:20What I'm really getting at is this.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24It's time for some contestants who got injured first time around.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27This is 53-year-old Iron Man, Mark.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Who, despite being made of iron, was injured on the Dreadmill,
0:14:30 > 0:14:35shattering his dreams of Wipeout glory and that £10,000 prize.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38And this is 23-year-old Jade With One Sock,
0:14:38 > 0:14:40who suffered a similar fate,
0:14:40 > 0:14:44devastatingly losing a sock on the Qualifier.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47And then she hurt her knee on Dizzy Dummies. A double tragedy.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51These last-chance saloonies both have unfinished business.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55But who's got true grit and who's going to bite the dust?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00The Iron Man is back, and this time,
0:15:00 > 0:15:02I'm not going to end up as scrap!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Make this happen cos Jade is back!
0:15:04 > 0:15:07OK, so we've established they're both...back,
0:15:07 > 0:15:10let's see how managing director Mark fares on the stairs.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Oh, he fares badly on the stairs.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Little bit more Tin Man than Iron Man, there.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18The key is not to stand on the slippery blocks that
0:15:18 > 0:15:21fly out from underneath you, but that is the more amusing option,
0:15:21 > 0:15:22so thank you for that.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Jade, now,
0:15:23 > 0:15:25trying to tame the bucking bronco...
0:15:30 > 0:15:33No, no, she has been bucked off.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Well, that was a complete waste of time.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40OK, the gymnastics coach
0:15:40 > 0:15:42is flying across the Sucker Punch.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44That's looking good.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45She's done it! Lovely work.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Iron Man Mark looking a bit rusty.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Needs to be quick to beat Jade now.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Last time, he only managed the first ball.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57He... oh.. That's consistency for you. Exactly the same.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Can Jade continue her flawless qualifier run?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Yes, yes, yes...
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Oh! It just got floored.
0:16:04 > 0:16:09Iron Man Mark finishes in just over two minutes, but in one piece,
0:16:09 > 0:16:11so a marked improvement there.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12And here's Jade,
0:16:12 > 0:16:16also injury-free, to finish just one second off the top spot.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Thank goodness no-one got injured.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21GUNSHOT
0:16:21 > 0:16:22That doesn't count.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Someone's taking this seriously.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Maybe a bit too seriously.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29It is supposed to be fun.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32It's chicken farm receptionist, Clucky Jackie.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Yeah, that's more like it.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Last time, I got to ball number one,
0:16:40 > 0:16:42now I'm going to get to the fourth one!
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Yeah, now she's not taking it seriously enough.
0:16:48 > 0:16:5055-year-old Jackie sets off.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Here we go. Oh. Oh!
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Oh, that was one FOWL manoeuvre.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02At the top of the course, Jackie shouted very loudly
0:17:02 > 0:17:05that she'd make it to ball four.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08It is time to deliver on that promise.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12She's dawdling, the Demotivator's activated,
0:17:12 > 0:17:14but she's onto the first ball.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Is she waiting for it to hatch?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19It's going to be big if it does, isn't it?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21I think we'll come back to Jackie later.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Sometimes you meet a contestant where there's no point
0:17:23 > 0:17:26giving them an introduction because, basically,
0:17:26 > 0:17:28they're best off doing it themselves.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31LOUDLY: Rock and roll!
0:17:31 > 0:17:32What?
0:17:32 > 0:17:36LOUDLY: I said rock and roll!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- It's John, from Liverpool. - There's a new Sheriff in town...
0:17:40 > 0:17:44He's a rock and roller and this place ain't big enough for the both of us.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Scary stuff.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I'm talking about the trousers, obviously.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51# I said yeah! #
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Here's Rock God John on the Rings.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Through the first.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56And now the second. And the third.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58This is looking good. Oh. Oh!
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Oh, what a showman! Rock and, indeed, roll.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06That's actually poetry printed on John's arm.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09"There was a young rocker called John,
0:18:09 > 0:18:11who fell in the water in front of everyone."
0:18:13 > 0:18:15But Rock God John is on for a good time here as he completes
0:18:15 > 0:18:17the course in...
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Oh. Oh, no.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Oh, dear, let's try that again.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24John completes the course in...
0:18:24 > 0:18:26He completes... Completes...
0:18:26 > 0:18:27You've got to grab the rope.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28On the other side. It's there.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29There you go.
0:18:31 > 0:18:36So, John does complete the course completely in 2:38.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37Eventually.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Wow-wee.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43That was hard!
0:18:43 > 0:18:49# I said rock and roll!
0:18:49 > 0:18:51INCREASES TO HIGH PITCH
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Oh, he'll have to pay for that!
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Back with Clucky Jackie, who has finished
0:18:58 > 0:19:02incubating the Big Red Egg and is preparing to leave the roost.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04She's on.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06She's off. She fell off the egg.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Clucky Jackie completes the Qualifier in just over five minutes.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12You just can't have enough of that chicken dance.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Let's have some more. There you go.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Ah, there's life in the old chuck yet.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Cluck, cluck!
0:19:17 > 0:19:21OK, you can have enough, actually. You can.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24After a long day roping steers out on the range,
0:19:24 > 0:19:27I like to heat me up some beans on the campfire
0:19:27 > 0:19:29and tell a tale or two of old cowboy folklore.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Rattlesnakes,
0:19:33 > 0:19:35coyotes,
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Dances With Wolves!
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Revenge.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Which leads me nicely to the next posse of contestants,
0:19:41 > 0:19:44a dangerous gang of outlaws, known only as...
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Yeah. The Revengers.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54This is 46-year-old bit-part actress, Darling Dee.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56She has a vendetta against the Motivator.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59It gave her a bruised ego and a blazing saddle.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01She's out for justice.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03I'm scared.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05As Roosevelt said,
0:20:05 > 0:20:07"The only thing to fear is fear itself."
0:20:07 > 0:20:08And the Big Red Balls.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09And the Demotivator.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13Oh! She's learnt her lesson.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16But she hasn't learnt how to get past the first ball.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Next, it's two mean hombres,
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Mike and Elias, who take the talk...
0:20:21 > 0:20:22This course is going to burn.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Let's be honest, I'm here to win.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27..but utterly fail to walk any sort of walk.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Elias got stuck in the mud for a record eight minutes,
0:20:30 > 0:20:33whilst wrestler Mike simply threw in the towel.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Mud versus man, Round One.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Mud wins.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40So, eight minutes to beat.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Come on, Elias, out you get!
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Round Two for mighty Mike.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Oh, Mighty Mike's done the same as Elias
0:20:48 > 0:20:49and just, sort of, fallen off.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52The Mighty has fallen,
0:20:52 > 0:20:54so no revenge here - just mud.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Lastest and meanest of the Revengers posse
0:21:01 > 0:21:05is Sarah Wears The Trousers, who wants revenge on her boyfriend.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Last time in Argentina,
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Sarah was joined by cheerleading partner, Andy.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12They started in sync,
0:21:12 > 0:21:15but he made it through to the final,
0:21:15 > 0:21:18leaving Sarah adrift and giving him evils.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Sarah looking mighty serious now...
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Concentrate!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24But then dilute with water.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Sucker Punch, now.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Oh, dear.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Not going well. Come on, Sarah.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34A Big Ball crossing would certainly show Andy who wears the trousers.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Yeah!
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Wow! Oh!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Sarah Wears The Trousers finishes in 3:30,
0:21:47 > 0:21:51which currently is enough to qualify, but that could all change.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Yeah, I'm happy with it.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Probably go down, hopefully, as a legend from it.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Yeah(!)
0:21:58 > 0:22:00So, with 14 desperadoes run,
0:22:00 > 0:22:03the last-chance leaderboard looks like this...
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Scary Claire maintains pole position,
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Jade With One Sock's a close second
0:22:07 > 0:22:08and Iron Man Mark is in third.
0:22:08 > 0:22:13Rock God John is the meat in the Charlardo sandwich, sat in fifth,
0:22:13 > 0:22:15whilst Sarah Wears The Trousers
0:22:15 > 0:22:17is - crikey! - looking quite safe in eighth.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Clucky Jackie is nesting in 11th and it's currently a tie for
0:22:20 > 0:22:24that last qualifying place between soggy bottom boys, Mike and Elias.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Now, this is a real showdown.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32These two first met in Series One
0:22:32 > 0:22:36with girl-power Jodie beating Circus Joe in a dramatic
0:22:36 > 0:22:38photo finish on the Sweeper.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Jo...die, you are going through.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Joe is hell-bent on settling the score.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47(APATHETICALLY) Jodie, karma's coming to get you.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Ahem. Joe is hell-bent on settling the score.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52Oh. (BLEEP)
0:22:52 > 0:22:55SHOUTS: Jodie, karma's coming to get you!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Better! So, Circus Joe is off.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00He's not actually in the circus anymore, he's a barman.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Still making people laugh, though. Good swing!
0:23:04 > 0:23:05And he's across.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Now the rings. Through the first.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13Oh, oh no, he's not, he's going back, taking the scenic route.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Through the second.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Nope, same technique...
0:23:19 > 0:23:21..different result.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Sucker Punch now, for Girl-Power Jodie.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26What do you think she does for a job?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Yep, a media auditor!
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Oh, dear! Less power, more shower needed now.
0:23:33 > 0:23:38Looking more like the Incredible Hulk, even the Incredible Jodie.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Joe on the Shape Shifter. Here we go!
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Makes a slide.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50He's in. He's out.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51He's in the water.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Now, a good swing here and Girl-Power Jodie might have
0:23:56 > 0:24:01just bagged herself a second victory over rival Circus Joe.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03OK, this looks good.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Feet in.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06Feet out.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Oh, no, no, no.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Yes, yes, yes, yes!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12No, no, no, no.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Yes, yes, yes...
0:24:16 > 0:24:19- And there's the inevitable.- No.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22This is going to be nail-bitingly close, neck and neck.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Who is going to make it first?
0:24:24 > 0:24:25Oh, I don't believe it!
0:24:25 > 0:24:27It's going to be another photo finish, it is!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29These two are inseparable.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33You'll be interested to know that there was
0:24:33 > 0:24:36one second between you two on the Qualifier.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Fastest by a second was...
0:24:40 > 0:24:44- ..Joe.- Yes! Yes!
0:24:49 > 0:24:53Joe's pipped me this time, but, fingers crossed,
0:24:53 > 0:24:56I'll see him in the next round, where, hopefully, the tables turn.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Next for some second helpings of hurtings is Kooky Carla who,
0:24:59 > 0:25:02on her last visit to Buenos Aires,
0:25:02 > 0:25:05was banking on assistance from her invisible spirit guide.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Crystal Veil, who is an ancient Egyptian belly-dancing spirit,
0:25:09 > 0:25:11who dances in my body sometimes.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15Talk to me about Crystal. She was pretty useless last time?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17She's actually on holiday in Ibiza now.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21# Club Tropicana drinks are free... #
0:25:21 > 0:25:22I'm on my own,
0:25:22 > 0:25:25but I'm going to give it my best, going solo.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30OK, off she goes, solo, clearly, as you can see there,
0:25:30 > 0:25:32nobody following her.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34The bucking bronco stairs.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Oh, once again, making a virtue of their dodgy hydraulics.
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Where's Crystal when you need her?
0:25:38 > 0:25:42# Fun and sunshine There's enough for everyone... #
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Perhaps Carla will have more luck on the Rings.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47There's one dispatched with. This is number two.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51- Oh, a little wobble but she's... Oh, no.- Oh, no!
0:25:51 > 0:25:53I don't think she went through,
0:25:53 > 0:25:55so she'll have to go back and try again.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57That's a painful route.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Ouch, ouch, ouch.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00But she is back in position.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Here goes...
0:26:02 > 0:26:07Hang on, she's just chasing it round in circles!
0:26:08 > 0:26:12# If we turn, turn...#
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Thankfully, she has passed that troublesome third ring.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19No, she has fallen in anyway.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20One spirit too many!
0:26:20 > 0:26:23A determined pause before the balls, getting focused.
0:26:23 > 0:26:28She's running, she's bouncing, she's falling, she's swimming.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32# Going up to the spirit in the sky... #
0:26:33 > 0:26:37Well, kooky Carla eventually finishes in 4:52.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41So, Crystal Veil was absent in your last run.
0:26:41 > 0:26:46- Was there any sighting of her this time?- Absolutely none, whatsoever!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52I tell you what, I'll be having words with her later!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55That's funny because my spirit guide, Gavin,
0:26:55 > 0:26:57is on holiday at the moment, too.
0:26:57 > 0:27:02# Club Tropicana drinks are free... #
0:27:02 > 0:27:03Anyway, so far today,
0:27:03 > 0:27:06it seems everyone is struggling to dislodge Scary Claire
0:27:06 > 0:27:11from the top of the leaderboard, but if anyone can, a record breaker can.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15Yes, that's right, a record breaker.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Athlete Dean Macey holds the record for the fastest-ever Qualifier.
0:27:18 > 0:27:23Great Scott holds the record for the fastest ever Wipeout Zone.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25And I hold the record for the funniest-ever joke
0:27:25 > 0:27:28on a Saturday early evening BBC One light entertainment show.
0:27:32 > 0:27:37So, I am very proud to welcome back record breaker, Bouncy Jill.
0:27:37 > 0:27:38Bouncy Jill?
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Jill, tell me about your record-breaking achievement
0:27:41 > 0:27:42here on Total Wipeout?
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Well, I do hold the time for the slowest time ever
0:27:45 > 0:27:47around the Total Wipeout course.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Which was?
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Around 16-17 minutes.
0:27:51 > 0:27:52SNIGGERING >.
0:27:52 > 0:27:53It's not that bad.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55I'm not laughing!
0:27:56 > 0:27:59Perhaps not exactly the kind of record-breaker I had in mind,
0:27:59 > 0:28:01but Jill does seem very confident
0:28:01 > 0:28:04so we might just have a contender here.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07Storming assault on the stairs.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09Looks like she might have tamed the wild beast.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11No, no.
0:28:11 > 0:28:17# Once, twice,
0:28:17 > 0:28:19# Three times... #.
0:28:19 > 0:28:23Glancing at the clock, I see Jill's already passed Scary Claire's time
0:28:23 > 0:28:26and quite a few others, but let's focus on the positives.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29She's nearly through the first ring. That's a good thing.
0:28:32 > 0:28:33There's a leg.
0:28:33 > 0:28:39A leg is through! A leg is through the ring and that is... OK.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46Meanwhile, let me you tell you about Bouncy Jill.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48She's an nightclub bouncer, she owns six cats,
0:28:48 > 0:28:52enjoys a round of poker and lives in Newcastle.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55Somebody help her, I can't bear this.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59She's through the first ring!
0:28:59 > 0:29:03Nothing can stop her now, but she's fallen over again.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05Right, a new approach to this one.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08The fall over and through - it's worked.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11That is the second ring conquered. Only two left.
0:29:11 > 0:29:13Oh, she's in.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15Let's come back to Jill.
0:29:19 > 0:29:23This honed cowgirl could be the one that to rope in Scary Claire's time.
0:29:23 > 0:29:26It's Frantastic, because her name is Fran and she was fantastic.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29Fran looked a certainty for glory, but was cruelly crushed
0:29:29 > 0:29:31by Crash Mountain and now she's back.
0:29:31 > 0:29:35Better watch out lads, round two, ding ding!
0:29:37 > 0:29:39Yes, this is round one of Fran's round two.
0:29:39 > 0:29:43Oh, she's just warming up.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45That wasn't very Frantastic.
0:29:45 > 0:29:48No, she's just getting going. Onto the rings.
0:29:48 > 0:29:49Still warming up.
0:29:53 > 0:29:54Sucker punch now.
0:29:54 > 0:29:58This is where Fran gets into her stride. Go, Fran, go.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00Come on. Yes! Oh!
0:30:01 > 0:30:04Very real danger of Fran losing her tastic.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07But coming up are the Big Red Balls
0:30:07 > 0:30:09and the last time, Fran conquered them with panache.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11Can she do it again?
0:30:11 > 0:30:14For us, for herself, for history - come on!
0:30:17 > 0:30:19No, not at all.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22Oh, she's half the woman she was before.
0:30:22 > 0:30:26Final time for Calamity Fran...
0:30:26 > 0:30:29The Sheriff is back in town to lay down the law on Total Wipeout.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31- Hi, Alex!- Hi, Amanda.
0:30:31 > 0:30:32It's really good to see you again.
0:30:32 > 0:30:35Did you love watching yourself on television the last time?
0:30:35 > 0:30:39Until the end of the course and then I go and drool on live television.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41I remember that, Alex.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44Yeah, yeah...trying to forget that.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47Sorry, are you annoyed with me for not wiping up after you?
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Yes, you could have at least mentioned it to me.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52Yeah, Amanda, meanie! No wonder he wants another go.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57Alex heading to the Balls and sporting a mud goatee -
0:30:57 > 0:30:59makes him look older, somehow. Useful in pubs.
0:30:59 > 0:31:01Oh, no, goatee gone!
0:31:08 > 0:31:09Bit of a swim.
0:31:09 > 0:31:10Shake your drool off!
0:31:10 > 0:31:13And then Alex onto the Shape Shifter.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16Alex off the Shape Shifter.
0:31:16 > 0:31:17No hanging around there!
0:31:21 > 0:31:25Holy Moley Alex completes the course in...
0:31:27 > 0:31:30Hang on, let me have a look at you, let me have a look at you.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33- You're drool free! - Yay!- Put it there!
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Dignity successfully restored.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37Oh.
0:31:37 > 0:31:38Ha! RASPBERRY
0:31:38 > 0:31:40One second, my shoelace has come undone.
0:31:40 > 0:31:41One second.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45Just Bouncy Jill yet to finish then.
0:31:45 > 0:31:48I'm going to step on.
0:31:48 > 0:31:49Don't want to get off...
0:31:49 > 0:31:52- Now, these are the balls she's facing.- One second.- Yes.
0:31:52 > 0:31:53Come on, Jill.
0:31:53 > 0:31:56A time of 16.44 to beat, you CAN do it!
0:31:56 > 0:31:59You can! You're going to, I know this!
0:31:59 > 0:32:01- Wah!- Oh, ha-ha-ha!
0:32:01 > 0:32:03This is an excellent opportunity
0:32:03 > 0:32:07- to reignite a whirlwind romance, I think.- Oh!
0:32:07 > 0:32:09# I can be your hero, baby... #
0:32:09 > 0:32:13Who can forget Argentina 2010 - Eduardo certainly can't.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16# I can kiss away the pain. #
0:32:18 > 0:32:19And he's back for more!
0:32:19 > 0:32:20- Ah!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:32:20 > 0:32:22JILL SQUEALS
0:32:22 > 0:32:23RICHARD LAUGHS
0:32:23 > 0:32:26But Bouncy Jill is nearing the finish, she's going to do it!
0:32:26 > 0:32:30Oh, Eduardo's got a Jill on his head.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42Yes, she done it!
0:32:42 > 0:32:46More than a minute faster than her record-breaking slowest best,
0:32:46 > 0:32:47if you see what I mean.
0:32:47 > 0:32:51Well done, Jill! Ha-ha! I am inspired!
0:32:59 > 0:33:01I've got to get down now.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04Oh.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06So, it's adios to the Qualifier
0:33:06 > 0:33:08and Scary Claire remains unmoved
0:33:08 > 0:33:09at the top of the table -
0:33:09 > 0:33:10a sterling effort.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12Jade With One Sock couldn't be closer in second
0:33:12 > 0:33:14and Iron Man Mark is in third.
0:33:14 > 0:33:17Holy Moley Alex makes it through drool-free in fifth,
0:33:17 > 0:33:19Girl Power Jodie and Circus Joe
0:33:19 > 0:33:21will continue their battle in the next round,
0:33:21 > 0:33:23qualifying in seventh and eighth.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25And Calamity Fran just scrapes through
0:33:25 > 0:33:28in that final qualifying position.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31So, for eight of today's contestants, the doors have shut
0:33:31 > 0:33:32at the last-chance saloon.
0:33:32 > 0:33:37It is one final shot of redeye, before riding off into the sunset.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Well, catching a minibus back to the hotel.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41No more chances for them.
0:33:41 > 0:33:46# Shot down in a blaze of glory
0:33:46 > 0:33:52# Take me now, but know the truth
0:33:52 > 0:33:58# Cos I'm going down in a blaze of glory
0:33:58 > 0:34:02# Lord, I never drew first But I drew first blood
0:34:02 > 0:34:04# I'm the devil's son
0:34:04 > 0:34:10# Call me young gun. #
0:34:26 > 0:34:31So, the last-chance saloon-ies are about to get double-crossed.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33They must dash from the starting podium
0:34:33 > 0:34:36to the centre of the cross using the green gangways only.
0:34:36 > 0:34:37Once in the middle,
0:34:37 > 0:34:41they can only reach the finish podium using the red gangway,
0:34:41 > 0:34:44whilst all the time avoiding that big counter-spinning cross.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46First six to make it home on the range,
0:34:46 > 0:34:49by which I mean, across, progress to the next round.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52Here's a little reminder of who's who.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55First in the qualifier, Scary Claire.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58- It's time to live up to the nickname and scare off the competition.- Scary.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01Then there's Jade With One Sock...
0:35:01 > 0:35:03Guys, watch me double-cross you out the competition!
0:35:03 > 0:35:05..and Iron Man Mark.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08Fourth in the Qualifier, Riccardo Charlardo,
0:35:08 > 0:35:10then there's Holy Moley Alex...
0:35:10 > 0:35:14I'm going to leave these guys in the dark!
0:35:14 > 0:35:16..Rock God John and Circus Joe.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19You're not sweeping me off my feet this time, Jodie!
0:35:19 > 0:35:20Talking of Jodie...
0:35:20 > 0:35:23Girl power is alive and well!
0:35:23 > 0:35:25..it's Girl Power Jodie.
0:35:25 > 0:35:30- And here's Charlotte Charlardo. - Riccardo, can we go home yet?
0:35:30 > 0:35:31Er, that's a no.
0:35:31 > 0:35:34I'm a big fan, it's Man Mountain Syed.
0:35:34 > 0:35:35Watch me fly!
0:35:35 > 0:35:38Followed by Sarah Wears the Trousers.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41And, finally, 12th in the Qualifier, it's Calamity Fran.
0:35:41 > 0:35:45You've seen my jab, now check out my double-cross.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47There are so many numbers running through my head right now -
0:35:47 > 0:35:4912 is the number of contestants left,
0:35:49 > 0:35:51six is the number that will make it through,
0:35:51 > 0:35:54there will be six losers and what's that other number?
0:35:54 > 0:35:59Oh, yeah, 999 - it's Double-cross! Are you all ready?
0:35:59 > 0:36:00ALL: Yeah!
0:36:00 > 0:36:03There's going to be in emergency. Three, two, one!
0:36:03 > 0:36:06KLAXON BLARES
0:36:06 > 0:36:10The double-crossing has begun and that's Riccardo off first,
0:36:10 > 0:36:12and straight to the middle -
0:36:12 > 0:36:14much to Charlotte's evidence delight.
0:36:14 > 0:36:15Jodie runs...
0:36:15 > 0:36:16Wait, leap...
0:36:16 > 0:36:19- Oh!- Oh!- That was an AMAZING leap!
0:36:19 > 0:36:22OK, that's Claire and she's made it to the middle if she can hang on -
0:36:22 > 0:36:24- which she can't.- Oh, Claire!
0:36:25 > 0:36:27Who's got the guts to go next?
0:36:27 > 0:36:28It's Charlotte and Jade.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31Oh, meanwhile, Riccardo's made a run for the finish...
0:36:31 > 0:36:33- He is across!- Yeah, yes!
0:36:33 > 0:36:35The male half of Charlardo is through,
0:36:35 > 0:36:39whilst the female half is languishing in the water.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43Claire's second try.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45That's it, Claire, take your time.
0:36:45 > 0:36:49The fastest qualifier playing it cool, but now she's going for it.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52She's going for it now!
0:36:52 > 0:36:56Ooh-hoo, Double-cross not making any friends today.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05Iron Man Mark...
0:37:05 > 0:37:08Oops! Ooh, ow. Worst effort so far.
0:37:08 > 0:37:11The Iron Man taking a hammering there.
0:37:11 > 0:37:13It looks like he's hurt.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16Oh, that's a shame, Iron Man Mark has been struck by injury again
0:37:16 > 0:37:18and it's the end of the railroad for him.
0:37:21 > 0:37:23Looks like Charlotte is in trouble, too.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25Just as Riccardo makes it through to the next round
0:37:25 > 0:37:27Charlotte's game is over.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30Down to nine last-chance saloon-ies.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33Rock God John has picked the moment, hurdles one,
0:37:33 > 0:37:35then leaps for it... Oh!
0:37:36 > 0:37:40Painfully close. Painfully, PAINFULLY close.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43Bad luck.
0:37:44 > 0:37:48Now, who's that? It's Jade, she's in the middle.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53Come on!
0:37:53 > 0:37:56Now joined by Scary Claire.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59And now Joe, as well.
0:38:00 > 0:38:01Come on, gang.
0:38:01 > 0:38:04Remember it was at this stage three years ago
0:38:04 > 0:38:07that Joe was knocked out by Jodie.
0:38:07 > 0:38:11Rock God John again and he made that look easy that time.
0:38:12 > 0:38:15Four people in the middle now. Five, if Jodie makes it -
0:38:15 > 0:38:17she has!
0:38:17 > 0:38:19John's gone for it...
0:38:19 > 0:38:22And he makes it through in those unmistakable purple chaps.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24He is through!
0:38:24 > 0:38:28And there's Jade, quick as a flash, she through, as well.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33Joe, looking eager, goes for it
0:38:33 > 0:38:37but he's mistimed it and gives his rival Jodie the upper hand.
0:38:39 > 0:38:40That's cheerleader Sarah...
0:38:40 > 0:38:43Oh, swept off her feet and not in a good way.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Nothing to cheer about, so far.
0:38:45 > 0:38:47- Come on!- Come on!
0:38:47 > 0:38:49Claire and Joe are still waiting. There goes Jodie.
0:38:49 > 0:38:53Oh, and there goes Jodie. Joe will be happy with that.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59Oh, there's Holy Moley Alex, yet to make it to the middle.
0:39:02 > 0:39:04Oh, and that's why!
0:39:04 > 0:39:07Scary Claire has finally gone through it and she's on.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10Oh, get up, get up, get up get up, get up, get up!
0:39:10 > 0:39:13Has she got the upper body strength? This is amazing, she has done it.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18# I'm still standing... #
0:39:18 > 0:39:21Oh, that woman is a genius in the art of standing up.
0:39:21 > 0:39:23Well, you see those hours of standing up practise
0:39:23 > 0:39:24all worth it now.
0:39:24 > 0:39:28Amazing strength and determination from Scary Claire.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31Only two spaces left in the next round.
0:39:31 > 0:39:33And Jodie makes it to the centre.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39Biding her time, could she knock Joe out again?
0:39:42 > 0:39:43Come on, Jodie!
0:39:43 > 0:39:46Picking her moment, she's gone for it...
0:39:46 > 0:39:48and she HAS made it!
0:39:48 > 0:39:51Girl Power Jodie is through and the pressure is on for Circus Joe.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55Only one place left.
0:39:57 > 0:40:01Who's got the gumption to go for it?
0:40:01 > 0:40:05Alex, Syed, Sarah, Fran or Joe?
0:40:07 > 0:40:11Man Mountain Syed has gone for it and he's been hit...
0:40:11 > 0:40:14but he's hanging on! Interesting approach -
0:40:14 > 0:40:16and funny for us.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22Oh, my little spider monkey, there he goes! Yes!
0:40:22 > 0:40:26- Well, he's in the middle, fair enough.- For that he deserves to win.
0:40:26 > 0:40:27Hmm.
0:40:28 > 0:40:32Fran runs and is on the Sweeper, too.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34Copying Syed's groundbreaking approach -
0:40:34 > 0:40:36it's worked, Calamity Fran is in the middle.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41Syed looking very serious,
0:40:41 > 0:40:44whilst Alex has finally made it to the centre.
0:40:46 > 0:40:50- Oh, my goodness, Alex actually made it to the centre.- He has.
0:40:50 > 0:40:52Oh, and he's wasting no time in...
0:40:52 > 0:40:54jumping straight into the water!
0:40:55 > 0:40:58Syed going for it, for Bangladesh, for Birmingham...
0:40:58 > 0:40:59for-get about it.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04Joe now alone on the platform.
0:41:06 > 0:41:07He's made it to the middle.
0:41:12 > 0:41:15So, it looks like it's down to Joe and Fran.
0:41:15 > 0:41:19One final place up for grabs. Waiting for that red gangway now.
0:41:20 > 0:41:23Joe...going for it...
0:41:23 > 0:41:24and he's done it, it's all over.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28Yes!
0:41:29 > 0:41:31We have six.
0:41:31 > 0:41:35Which means his battle with Jodie continues into the next round.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37I can't wait!
0:41:37 > 0:41:40So, sadly, six more contestants have at last
0:41:40 > 0:41:43used up their last chance in the last-chance saloon.
0:41:43 > 0:41:47Categorically no more last chances for them now.
0:41:48 > 0:41:52Unless we do another special, the last last-chance saloon.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Shall we get Bouncy Jill back?
0:41:56 > 0:41:59'Double-cross was hard. It was frightening.'
0:41:59 > 0:42:01Just the injury came back to haunt me.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04I thought I'd really got over it, but SO disappointed.
0:42:04 > 0:42:09CHANTS: We are proud of you, Said, we are proud of you! Say what?
0:42:09 > 0:42:11So, I'm proud of me.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13'The course is proper hard.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15'I would have loved to get to the next stage.'
0:42:15 > 0:42:18I kept going for it, going for it, but it just wasn't going to happen.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Game over.
0:42:20 > 0:42:21I'm really proud of Riccardo
0:42:21 > 0:42:23and, hopefully, he'll be in the final and win it.
0:42:23 > 0:42:26It's carnage, it's petrifying.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29You've got to try things and you've always got to try your best,
0:42:29 > 0:42:30and I did my best.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33No, I haven't been very Frantastic this time, have I?
0:42:33 > 0:42:35It was just a matter of timing it right
0:42:35 > 0:42:38and, well, I weren't very good at that, apparently.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40I did better than last time, definitely.
0:42:40 > 0:42:43And I didn't drool, that's always important.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54Yee-hah! It's the Terror-go-round.
0:42:54 > 0:42:57The six remaining last chancers must ride the untamed mustang
0:42:57 > 0:43:00that is the revolving Terror-go-round,
0:43:00 > 0:43:03avoiding the fickle fingers of fate and whatever is thrown at them
0:43:03 > 0:43:06by those no-good varmints, the Terror Twins.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09There are three heats and each time the last gunslinger standing
0:43:09 > 0:43:12goes through to the Wipeout Zone.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15Genghis Khan? Hmmf, he was a pussycat!
0:43:15 > 0:43:19Great white shark? Great white minnow, I say.
0:43:19 > 0:43:23Terror-go-round - now that's PROPER scary!
0:43:23 > 0:43:24Are you all ready?
0:43:24 > 0:43:26ALL: Woo!
0:43:26 > 0:43:27Be scared, be very scared.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30Three, two, one...
0:43:31 > 0:43:34Time to meet the last chance Terror-go-rounders.
0:43:34 > 0:43:38He's closer to the Wipeout Zone than he is to getting engaged,
0:43:38 > 0:43:39it's Riccardo Charlardo.
0:43:39 > 0:43:42This half of Charlardo's got unfinished business with this course.
0:43:44 > 0:43:48Owner of the world's worse trouser collection, Rock God John.
0:43:48 > 0:43:51Rock 'n' roll! Ow!
0:43:53 > 0:43:57She got injured last time round, she hasn't got injured today,
0:43:57 > 0:43:59so far, it's Jade With One Sock.
0:43:59 > 0:44:00Come on!
0:44:04 > 0:44:07First in the qualifier, she's scary, she's Clairey, it's Scary Claire.
0:44:07 > 0:44:11Time to live up to the nickname and scare off the competition.
0:44:14 > 0:44:15Doing it for the girls and also
0:44:15 > 0:44:19because she really wants to beat Joe, it's Girl Power Jodie.
0:44:19 > 0:44:20Girl power!
0:44:22 > 0:44:24And finally, doing it for the boys
0:44:24 > 0:44:29and because he really wants to beat Jodie, it's Circus Joe.
0:44:30 > 0:44:32JODIE, Karma's coming to get you!
0:44:35 > 0:44:39So, heat one begins and I can tell by the flying suitcases and holdalls
0:44:39 > 0:44:42that the theme of this week's projectiles is left luggage.
0:44:42 > 0:44:45That big sign helps a bit, too.
0:44:47 > 0:44:49Now, the fingers are spinning,
0:44:49 > 0:44:51causing some trouble at the back, there.
0:44:51 > 0:44:52Oh-ho-ho-ho!
0:44:52 > 0:44:56- Oh!- Both Joe and Jodie are taken out.
0:44:56 > 0:44:59That's half the Js gone!
0:44:59 > 0:45:02Look at that, perfect synchronicity from the arch-rivals.
0:45:02 > 0:45:03Beautiful stuff.
0:45:03 > 0:45:09So, Riccardo, Claire, John and Jade are still in this.
0:45:09 > 0:45:13Oh. No, scratch that. Riccardo's gone down, too.
0:45:13 > 0:45:15But Jade, Claire and John are still on their feet.
0:45:15 > 0:45:18Have they run out of luggage? Oh, no, no.
0:45:18 > 0:45:21That bag and Fickle Finger combo is causing chaos now.
0:45:21 > 0:45:23Claire's down, too. John's tripped over her.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27That's him out of this heat.
0:45:27 > 0:45:28John was over the finger
0:45:28 > 0:45:32but couldn't dodge Scary Claire's legs and it all went wrong.
0:45:33 > 0:45:37Claire is so determined not to fail this time.
0:45:37 > 0:45:39It is now between Claire and Jade.
0:45:39 > 0:45:41Here comes a teddy bear.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43Yes.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45Oh, skimmed off Claire's head.
0:45:45 > 0:45:46Oh, I can't bear it.
0:45:47 > 0:45:50Jade's cleared it again but Claire is down for good now, which means
0:45:50 > 0:45:54Jade is the first last-chancer through to the Wipeout Zone.
0:45:54 > 0:45:56And she is a tiny bit happy about that.
0:45:58 > 0:46:01So, unfortunately for Scary Claire,
0:46:01 > 0:46:04she'll have to go through it all again in Heat Two.
0:46:08 > 0:46:11So, Round Two and here come the Fickle Fingers.
0:46:13 > 0:46:16Oh, all of them get over safely first time.
0:46:16 > 0:46:18Joe takes some luggage on the head.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20A couple of stumbles, but they're all still up.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22Here it comes again, there it goes.
0:46:26 > 0:46:29Oh, Jodie's down, but she's just about holding on.
0:46:29 > 0:46:30Yes, she's up again.
0:46:32 > 0:46:36Not looking so good this time. The fingers have taken a few out there.
0:46:36 > 0:46:38Joe and Claire, fallen at the back.
0:46:38 > 0:46:41Jodie is hoisted up and dunked by the Fickle Finger.
0:46:43 > 0:46:47So, now it's a head-to-head between John and Riccardo.
0:46:47 > 0:46:49They are exhausted.
0:46:50 > 0:46:53They're barely able to run. But we don't care.
0:46:53 > 0:46:57Riccardo gets a bang on the head. They both clear the Fickle Finger.
0:46:57 > 0:47:00The other half of Charlardo urging him on from the sidelines.
0:47:00 > 0:47:02I'm exhausted just looking at them.
0:47:02 > 0:47:06Riccardo's over but this time John is swept away
0:47:06 > 0:47:09so Riccardo joins Jade in the Wipeout Zone.
0:47:09 > 0:47:12Charlotte, understandably ecstatic.
0:47:12 > 0:47:15I suppose that 10-grand prize could buy quite an engagement ring.
0:47:15 > 0:47:17Sorry(!)
0:47:18 > 0:47:20Right, final heat
0:47:20 > 0:47:23and the last chance for these four to earn a place in the Wipeout Zone.
0:47:23 > 0:47:28Will it be Jodie, Joe, John or Claire?
0:47:29 > 0:47:30Here comes the luggage.
0:47:30 > 0:47:33Oh, Claire takes a case to the head.
0:47:37 > 0:47:40The Fickle Fingers of Fate begin to turn.
0:47:40 > 0:47:42John's over, Claire's over.
0:47:42 > 0:47:44Jodie's out.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47John's over again and now Claire is down
0:47:47 > 0:47:49but somehow she's back on her feet.
0:47:51 > 0:47:55Joe's out now and Claire's over but she's back from the brink.
0:47:55 > 0:47:59Oh! The best recovery I have ever seen.
0:47:59 > 0:48:02It was incredible. Against the odds, Claire is still in with a chance
0:48:02 > 0:48:05but will it be John who bags that final Wipeout Zone place?
0:48:07 > 0:48:10The luggage keeps coming and so do the Fickle Fingers.
0:48:10 > 0:48:11John skips over, but...
0:48:11 > 0:48:13Oh, no! Claire is done for this time.
0:48:13 > 0:48:17- That is heartbreaking for Claire. - That she cannot get up from.
0:48:17 > 0:48:21But John and his trousers are into the Wipeout Zone.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24I'm sure they're not sensible sports attire.
0:48:24 > 0:48:26So, for the three eliminated contestants,
0:48:26 > 0:48:30their last chance just ran out.
0:48:30 > 0:48:33So near but, yet again, so far and, right now, so upset.
0:48:33 > 0:48:35It's goodbye to Scary Claire.
0:48:35 > 0:48:39She ran out of girl power. It's Girl Power Jodie.
0:48:39 > 0:48:43And while Circus Joe managed to narrowly outlive his rival
0:48:43 > 0:48:44that is little consolation now.
0:48:44 > 0:48:47Today's biggest showdown ends in a draw.
0:48:51 > 0:48:54It's last orders at the last-chance saloon
0:48:54 > 0:48:57and John, Jade and Riccardo are into the Wipeout Zone.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59None of them made it this far last time,
0:48:59 > 0:49:03so victory tonight will be all the sweeter
0:49:03 > 0:49:06and that makes this Wipeout Zone all the more tense.
0:49:06 > 0:49:10Really, you could cut the tension with a knife right now.
0:49:10 > 0:49:13Here, I'll show you. Pass me a knife.
0:49:13 > 0:49:17Not a cheese knife. That won't cut tension.
0:49:17 > 0:49:19Plus, it's poor etiquette.
0:49:19 > 0:49:20Have you got a butter knife?
0:49:20 > 0:49:22Fish?
0:49:22 > 0:49:23Give it here.
0:49:26 > 0:49:27No.
0:49:27 > 0:49:30Nothing. May as well use a spoon.
0:49:35 > 0:49:38You either win or you lose, there's no second place.
0:49:38 > 0:49:40'You sit on your sofa watching it and go,'
0:49:40 > 0:49:43"I could do that. I could do that." You couldn't.
0:49:43 > 0:49:46'If I see someone put in 100%, I'll put in 200%.'
0:49:46 > 0:49:48I didn't turn up here to come second.
0:49:50 > 0:49:53Riccardo is quite quick.
0:49:53 > 0:49:57You've got to give it to him, he won Double Cross, so you never know with Riccardo.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59I think Charlotte will be proud that I got into the final.
0:49:59 > 0:50:02'If I win, obviously, she'll be even prouder.'
0:50:02 > 0:50:07If I won £10,000, I would renew my Arsenal season ticket.
0:50:07 > 0:50:09HE LAUGHS
0:50:09 > 0:50:12I don't think Amanda needs to buy a hat just yet.
0:50:12 > 0:50:15John is a little bit crazy. He does shout a lot.
0:50:15 > 0:50:17Yaaaaoooow!
0:50:17 > 0:50:20Hopefully, he'll use up his energy before we get there.
0:50:20 > 0:50:24I think all that stage diving must be improving his fitness,
0:50:24 > 0:50:26cos he seems to be going quite well.
0:50:26 > 0:50:29It's a shame they don't invent a leopard-print wetsuit,
0:50:29 > 0:50:32cos I'd be wearing that on the final. You've got to look good when you win.
0:50:32 > 0:50:34'Everybody underestimates a rock and roller.'
0:50:34 > 0:50:38They don't think we take life seriously. We do.
0:50:38 > 0:50:40We take having fun seriously.
0:50:40 > 0:50:42Jade is good. Jade is fitter than any bloke I know.
0:50:42 > 0:50:44Good, that's what I like to hear.
0:50:44 > 0:50:47I've never seen anyone more determined than Jade to win this.
0:50:47 > 0:50:49She is unbelievably tough.
0:50:49 > 0:50:50Yeah, they should be scared of me.
0:50:53 > 0:50:56My family and friends think I'm absolutely bonkers for coming back, cos I said,
0:50:56 > 0:50:59"It's the hardest thing I've ever done." But I've got no injuries, no bruises
0:50:59 > 0:51:01and I feel confident.
0:51:02 > 0:51:05'This time, winning does mean a lot. I like to win.'
0:51:05 > 0:51:08Nerve wracking, very nerve wracking.
0:51:08 > 0:51:10I want to stand there and hold that trophy.
0:51:10 > 0:51:12'I've got a point to prove for all rock and rollers.'
0:51:12 > 0:51:16As Freddy Mercury once said, "We are the champions and we will rock you."
0:51:18 > 0:51:20Howdy, partners.
0:51:20 > 0:51:24It's time to saddle up for a showdown at the last-chance saloon.
0:51:24 > 0:51:27Three mean desperados have made it to the Wipeout Zone
0:51:27 > 0:51:29and John is the first to brave it.
0:51:29 > 0:51:30Yee-hah!
0:51:33 > 0:51:37This one's for Dio. Long live rock and roll.
0:51:37 > 0:51:40Yeah, that's probably a rock thing.
0:51:47 > 0:51:48And he's in the mosh pit.
0:51:48 > 0:51:50Rock God John is on a roll.
0:51:50 > 0:51:53Can he keep it up and beat the Wipeout Zone?
0:51:53 > 0:51:56It's a swim to the Rapid Climb first.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58Oh, yeah.
0:51:58 > 0:52:02Once he's pulled himself up and onto it, a ten-second countdown begins.
0:52:02 > 0:52:06There it is, that noise means John has got ten seconds
0:52:06 > 0:52:10to reach the top before a tidal wave of epic proportions is unleashed.
0:52:10 > 0:52:13- But he's beaten it.- Yes!
0:52:14 > 0:52:18John's looking comfortable as he tiptoes onto the Seesaw of Truth.
0:52:18 > 0:52:20A head for heights and good balance essential here.
0:52:20 > 0:52:23Here comes the tipping point
0:52:23 > 0:52:25and John is over.
0:52:25 > 0:52:28Taking it very steady, though, that's not doing much for his time.
0:52:29 > 0:52:33This obstacle is where it gets really tough. The Crazy Sweeper.
0:52:36 > 0:52:38An early duck.
0:52:39 > 0:52:41He makes his move. This can be done in one now.
0:52:41 > 0:52:42He's going for it.
0:52:42 > 0:52:45Risky, but he's done it.
0:52:45 > 0:52:47Right, Turntables are next.
0:52:47 > 0:52:48Onto the first.
0:52:48 > 0:52:50His legs must be burning now.
0:52:50 > 0:52:53The Pillars of No Return.
0:52:53 > 0:52:55- Oh, ho-ho!- No.
0:52:55 > 0:52:56After a flawless run,
0:52:56 > 0:53:00John just miscalculates his jump onto the second turntable.
0:53:00 > 0:53:03That means it's a difficult climb back up onto the final Turntable.
0:53:04 > 0:53:06But he's got just one jump to go.
0:53:06 > 0:53:11And rock god John pushes the button in a time of...
0:53:13 > 0:53:15John seemed to be taking it steady,
0:53:15 > 0:53:19but, just like his hair, that time is not to be sniffed at.
0:53:20 > 0:53:24John, that was a head-banging performance, my man.
0:53:24 > 0:53:28- It was rock god-like. How are you feeling?- I'm feeling great.
0:53:28 > 0:53:30That was just pure rock and roll.
0:53:30 > 0:53:33After the events of today, that was just easy.
0:53:33 > 0:53:35John, I can tell you that you did that
0:53:35 > 0:53:39in a hall-of-fame-worthy time of two minutes and two seconds.
0:53:39 > 0:53:41Two-oh-two, baby, two-oh-two. Oh, yeah, that's the way it goes.
0:53:41 > 0:53:43Rock and roll!
0:53:43 > 0:53:46John, yours is the time to beat, but Riccardo's up next. Let's watch.
0:53:49 > 0:53:51He's the back half of Charlardo. It's Riccardo.
0:53:51 > 0:53:54Charlotte, this is for you.
0:53:54 > 0:53:57Aw, that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
0:54:03 > 0:54:05So, he's in and Riccardo is off
0:54:05 > 0:54:07in the wrong-ish direction.
0:54:09 > 0:54:12Nevertheless he's found his way to the Rapid Climb.
0:54:12 > 0:54:14He's going to have to get a shift on
0:54:14 > 0:54:17if he wants to beat John's time of two minutes two seconds.
0:54:17 > 0:54:19Not that he knows how John did.
0:54:21 > 0:54:24Right, he's up. Begin the tidal wave countdown.
0:54:24 > 0:54:27Ten seconds to get up there, but this is looking comfortable.
0:54:29 > 0:54:32So, the wave deactivated.
0:54:32 > 0:54:34Charlotte willing him onwards.
0:54:36 > 0:54:38Right, Seesaw of Truth now.
0:54:38 > 0:54:40Taking it steady here.
0:54:40 > 0:54:41Oh!
0:54:42 > 0:54:43Reaches the tipping point
0:54:43 > 0:54:45and Riccardo is safe.
0:54:46 > 0:54:49The Crazy Sweeper now. John completed this in two,
0:54:49 > 0:54:51can Riccardo beat that?
0:54:51 > 0:54:53Choosing his moment, he's running.
0:54:53 > 0:54:55He's going in one, he's going in one.
0:54:55 > 0:54:57He is running but a duck.
0:54:57 > 0:54:59He's going in two, it seems.
0:54:59 > 0:55:02Up on his feet and off again.
0:55:02 > 0:55:04Superb. This is quick stuff from Riccardo.
0:55:04 > 0:55:06He is a speedy boy.
0:55:06 > 0:55:08He is. Onto the first Turntable.
0:55:08 > 0:55:12This next bit is where John came unstuck.
0:55:12 > 0:55:14He jumps.
0:55:14 > 0:55:16Oh, no! Exactly the same place.
0:55:18 > 0:55:23Those dreaded pillars have claimed another victim.
0:55:23 > 0:55:26But he's still on for a good time here.
0:55:26 > 0:55:29A quick recovery now and Riccardo could still steal the lead.
0:55:29 > 0:55:32He's up onto the Turntable, leaps,
0:55:32 > 0:55:34One minute 44. Riccardo has edged into pole position.
0:55:34 > 0:55:38Charlotte, understandably pleased.
0:55:38 > 0:55:42An almost flawless run from Riccardo sets the benchmark very high.
0:55:42 > 0:55:44This is tense.
0:55:44 > 0:55:50Riccardo. The Italian stallion. How are you doing, my man?
0:55:50 > 0:55:53- Tired.- Yeah? - Yeah, tired. No, brilliant.
0:55:53 > 0:55:57You looked like you were having a really good time.
0:55:57 > 0:55:59I was. Scary at first, but then you get into it.
0:55:59 > 0:56:02John was great here tonight, Riccardo, I've got to tell you that.
0:56:02 > 0:56:05But you are going to be even prouder than Charlotte,
0:56:05 > 0:56:07because you were faster than John.
0:56:07 > 0:56:09John, I'm sorry, my man, go join the others.
0:56:11 > 0:56:14- You know what this means. - I think she'll be faster than that.
0:56:14 > 0:56:17All right, yours is still the time to beat. Let's watch Jade.
0:56:17 > 0:56:20Can Jade With One Sock pull up her remaining sock and beat Riccardo?
0:56:20 > 0:56:22Let's make this happen.
0:56:22 > 0:56:26OK, Eduardo, give that rubber ring a shove.
0:56:32 > 0:56:36Jade is off the ring and swimming in the wrong direction again.
0:56:36 > 0:56:39Left a bit, left. Left.
0:56:39 > 0:56:43- It looks like she's going out.- She's going the long way round, isn't she?
0:56:43 > 0:56:44It's the scenic route.
0:56:46 > 0:56:50- Was I out quicker than that? - I think you were, yeah.
0:56:51 > 0:56:56Right, Jade climbing and pulling herself up onto the Rapid Climb now.
0:56:56 > 0:56:57She needs to make this snappy.
0:56:57 > 0:57:001.44 is a pretty quick time to beat.
0:57:01 > 0:57:05It looks like she's really struggling with that pounding water.
0:57:05 > 0:57:06- Oh.- Oh!
0:57:06 > 0:57:09Oh, she's off.
0:57:09 > 0:57:12She's stopped trying. Something is up.
0:57:12 > 0:57:14Oh, no. Here come the lifeguards.
0:57:14 > 0:57:18Looks like Jade is out of the competition. That is heartbreaking.
0:57:18 > 0:57:20Jade didn't have a chance to get going,
0:57:20 > 0:57:24before swallowing so much water she simply couldn't carry on.
0:57:24 > 0:57:27It just goes to show how hard the Wipeout Zone really is.
0:57:27 > 0:57:31- What on earth just happened? - I don't know. I absolutely flopped.
0:57:31 > 0:57:35I swallowed about ten gallons of water.
0:57:35 > 0:57:38I couldn't get up that ladder so, what can you do, ain't it?
0:57:38 > 0:57:40Well, look, don't be down on yourself.
0:57:40 > 0:57:43You are such a strong, tough chick, all right?
0:57:43 > 0:57:45Yeah, it's fine, thanks.
0:57:45 > 0:57:48But at the end of the day, there's only enough room in this town
0:57:48 > 0:57:50for one champion
0:57:50 > 0:57:53and that champion is now you.
0:57:53 > 0:57:57Riccardo, you are the Total Wipeout champion. Congratulations.
0:57:59 > 0:58:02And doesn't Charlotte look proud of him? Deservedly so, too.
0:58:02 > 0:58:06Aw, look, a big hug for the winner. It's romantic, that.
0:58:06 > 0:58:10So, the good news is that firefighter Riccardo La Torre
0:58:10 > 0:58:13from Essex has totally taken advantage of his last chance
0:58:13 > 0:58:17and won £10,000 , plus the Total Wipeout trophy.
0:58:17 > 0:58:18But the even better news is
0:58:18 > 0:58:21I've finally got hold of an actual cowboy costume.
0:58:21 > 0:58:24I'm going to keep it on. Just going out for a quick drink with my mates.
0:58:24 > 0:58:26Steve's a construction worker, Tony's a courier
0:58:26 > 0:58:28and there's Baz, he's a policeman.
0:58:28 > 0:58:30Come on, guys, let's go.
0:58:30 > 0:58:32From Amanda and me, it's goodbye.
0:58:35 > 0:58:36What?
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