0:00:02 > 0:00:04Warning: The following programme contains a dangerous substance
0:00:04 > 0:00:07likely to cause some viewers a bad case of the sniggers.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Here's an example of what to be wary of.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11No, not that sort.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Or that. Stop it!
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Viewers, beware. This programme contains rubber.
0:00:18 > 0:00:2220 Brits, including a trainee stunt woman, an author
0:00:22 > 0:00:25and a pilot, have travelled to South America
0:00:25 > 0:00:28in order to take on the world-famous Total Wipeout course.
0:00:28 > 0:00:3419 will fail, but one will succeed and win £10,000. And the others...
0:00:34 > 0:00:37I've got my maths wrong. There aren't any others, are there?
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Let the falling off stuff commence!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43MUSIC: "Mastermind" theme
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Hello and welcome to Total Wipeout.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49To maximise programming efficiencies, the BBC have requested
0:00:49 > 0:00:53that shows share props to save on costs, hence the Mastermind chair.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56I know it's not an ideal height, but then again, it is much softer
0:00:56 > 0:00:59than the rubbish plywood stool I normally have to sit on.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03For an hour. Actually, this is brilliant.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05So, from the comfort of this lovely chair, it's time to...
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- BEEP - I've started, so I'll finish...
0:01:08 > 0:01:11..time to find out what the contestants face today.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13It goes both ways, look.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18The Qualifier. More new stuff. Brilliant.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Double Cross.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22I still don't know how it works, but it is brilliant.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Terror-go-round.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Technically terrifying and therefore brilliant.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28And the Wipeout Zone.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32I'll level with you, it's never been more brilliant-er.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34John Humphrys needed his chair back,
0:01:34 > 0:01:37which means someone needs to go and fetch my stool back
0:01:37 > 0:01:39from Cash In The Attic, if you wouldn't mind?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Anyway, time to see what Amanda's up to at the top of the course.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52This is Robin, a 41-year-old vicar from Wales. He's seen the light.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54# I'm gonna lay down my burdens... #
0:01:54 > 0:01:58And now I've seen a man of the clergy dancing in lycra.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Enlighten us, Robin.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03What skills do you possess that can guide you
0:02:03 > 0:02:06around this unholy Qualifier of ours?
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Well, I've taught myself the challenge of escaping
0:02:10 > 0:02:14from various things - handcuffs, chains, straitjackets.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16You're like a holy Houdini.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20It's the first time I've heard it put like that, but, yeah.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23How did he do that? Wow!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Bring on the obstacles. Do not let me fail.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32I want to take them on and win. I'm the vicar from Wales.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- You see, it rhymed! - # Yes, I gotta have faith... #
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Right, he's off. Gingerly, but off.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Ow.- Hallelujah!
0:02:43 > 0:02:47She's not going to worry Katherine Jenkins with that voice.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Time for a new obstacle.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52This is the Doorstep Challenge.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Knock, knock. Who's there?
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Three giant hammers, two of which are hinged to do this.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Contestants choose a door to open, hoping there's nothing behind it.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Or else, it says here, it's Hammer Time! Oh, no.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15So, will Robin pick the hammer-less door?
0:03:15 > 0:03:18No! Well, it works.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20# Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door... #
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Shame the Lord didn't guide him to the middle door.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Or luck, or anything else.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Still, we benefit.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31# Knock, knock, knocking on Heaven's door... #
0:03:31 > 0:03:35So, now onto the new Sucker Punch,
0:03:35 > 0:03:36with added paint effects.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Hopefully the man of the cloth will avoid a Jackson Pollocking.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Here we go. He's on.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Paint everywhere. Oh.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Holy Robin's wholly in the mud.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53MUSIC: Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Robin on the stairway to Hell, also known as the ramp to the Big Balls.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Lost some of his vicarly dignity now.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05And if he doesn't feel quite like jumping then there's
0:04:05 > 0:04:10the new Motivator, which hasn't been set off so far this series.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Maybe today's the day? Could be. Keep me happy if it is.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Have faith, Robin. Yes.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Ow. Oh, dear.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- # Rockin' Robin... # - You could call that a faith plant.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29# Blow, rockin' robin
0:04:29 > 0:04:32# Cos we're really gonna rock it tonight... #
0:04:32 > 0:04:35# Jubilate, everybody
0:04:35 > 0:04:39# Serve the Lord in all your ways, and
0:04:39 > 0:04:42# Come before His presence singing... #
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Do you need me to go on? - Yeah, why not? I'm loving this!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48# Enter now His courts with praise. #
0:04:51 > 0:04:56So, now rockin' Robin faces a ladder climb to the final obstacle.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59It's the mind-bending, head-spinning,
0:04:59 > 0:05:02melon-twisting Shape Shifter.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06# Round like a circle in a spiral
0:05:06 > 0:05:08# Like a wheel within a wheel... #
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Only today, they've added a zip line and they're now calling it
0:05:12 > 0:05:14the Shape Shifting Zippy Mill.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17The contestants must launch themselves into
0:05:17 > 0:05:21one of the three shaped holes without falling into the water,
0:05:21 > 0:05:23before timing a jump to the finishing podium.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25If they fall, it's the obligatory swim and climb
0:05:25 > 0:05:27before the clock is stopped.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31It requires timing, precision and oodles of luck.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Can Robin pull off a miracle?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36# Hallelujah... #
0:05:36 > 0:05:39He's going to do it. He is going to do it!
0:05:39 > 0:05:40He's not done it. No.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Rockin' Robin finishes the course in a saintly 2:45.
0:05:44 > 0:05:49# Hallelujah, hallelujah
0:05:49 > 0:05:52# Hallelujah, hallelujah, halle-lujah... #
0:05:52 > 0:05:55The whole thing goes on for about five minutes
0:05:55 > 0:05:57and takes four parts, so I won't finish it.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01But that's how I'm feeling right now. Hallelujah, it's over!
0:06:01 > 0:06:05This is 45-year-old life coach Lynn from Somerset.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Now, will you be achieving your full potential
0:06:09 > 0:06:12out there on that monstrous course today, Lynn?
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- I'm hoping so, Amanda. With a bit of luck and a following wind... - PFFT!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I'm really hoping so.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- I hope you don't mean you...- No, no.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Now, much like Total Wipeout,
0:06:22 > 0:06:27windy Lynn teaches positivity to people who don't like smiling.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Might this help with the Doorstep Challenge?
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Open the door, smile.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35No, it didn't. Didn't at all.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Lucky those door handles are only stuck on with
0:06:37 > 0:06:40sticky-back plastic because she took it with her.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43# I hear you knocking
0:06:43 > 0:06:46# But you can't come in... #
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Windy Lynn to the Big Balls. Be positive, Lynn. Coach them!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Yes!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Ooh. I've never seen that before.
0:06:57 > 0:07:02Oh, Lynn doesn't fall, she gently reclines into the water.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Windy Lynn clocks up a respectable 2:59.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- I did it!- What, what did you do, Lynn?
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Come on out.- Like a drowned rat.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12PFFT!
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Oh, excuse me. - Oh, that's what you did. Gotcha.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Hello, hello, hello. - This is policeman Ant.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Anyone can get in the force these days!- Stop! Police!
0:07:24 > 0:07:28This is my crime scene, you'd better lock this course down.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31# Woop-woop, that's the sound of the police... #
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Police, camera, action. Oh, he's gone.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Oh, Ant just got Dec-ed!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Oh, dear. Amanda's punned too early.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42She should have saved that one for the Sucker Punch.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44She's just...it's peaked.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Anyway, Doorstep Challenge time.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Will Antspector deduce which door is hammer-free?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Oh, Antspector's ripped of the handles.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57I think that's an offence, isn't it?
0:07:59 > 0:08:00What's he doing now?
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Is this Morris dancing? That's another offence!
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Anyway, Ant on the Sucker Punch. Wait for it... Wait for it...
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Look and learn, Amanda. Ant got Dec-ed! Oh yeah.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14MUSIC: "The Bill" theme
0:08:14 > 0:08:17See, Amanda, it's about choosing your moment.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Don't sacrifice timing for the sake of getting there first.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25So, will this bobby on the beat be able to bounce across the Balls?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Here we go. One, two, three, woah!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Bobby's bobbing in the water.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Good work!
0:08:37 > 0:08:42Antspector is about to take on the Shape-Shifting Zippy Mill.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46I think he's charging the triangle with intent...
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Oh. Not enough evidence.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Ant's come the closest so far,
0:08:50 > 0:08:53except he wasn't actually that close, really, was he?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58It's difficult!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01So Antspector completes the Qualifier
0:09:01 > 0:09:04in a pretty good 2:12. Case closed.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07# Woop-woop, that's the sound of the police... #
0:09:07 > 0:09:11I do believe that was a particularly special constable
0:09:11 > 0:09:13performance from you!
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Yeah.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Yeah. Ooh.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17AMANDA LAUGHS
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Yeah.
0:09:20 > 0:09:2422-year-old Faye from Wiltshire likes climbing mountains.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Probably not like that.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I've done the Three Peaks Challenge,
0:09:28 > 0:09:31now it's time for the Big Red Balls Challenge!
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Faye's done the Three Peaks, but how about the Four Balls?
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Ooh, three-ish.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Quick, call in Mountain Rescue, submarine division.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Dogs with snorkels.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45# Cos, baby, there ain't no mountain high enough... #
0:09:45 > 0:09:48And so, the peaks of the Red Balls remain unconquered so far today.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Do balls have peaks, though?
0:09:50 > 0:09:51No.
0:09:53 > 0:09:58Peaky Faye prepares for her assault on the Zippy Mill.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59There she goes.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Yes, here we go! Looking good.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Ye... Oh.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06That expedition didn't last long.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Faye went for the mountain-shaped window.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10I'm calling that one the Matterhorn.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18Faye reaches the summit in 3:25.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20SHE CHEERS
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Ooh, think she's happy.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27But what's this guy come dressed as?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Oh, this is heavy-metaller Marc from Loughborough.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Now, I love a mosh as much as the next girl
0:10:33 > 0:10:36and probably as much as our next contestant.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39It's Marc from Loughborough. Are you ready to rock, Marc?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42I'm always ready to rock! I was born to rock.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- This is my thing, this is what I do.- Go on.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Oh, bandana down. Nice hair, though. Glossy.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Now, do you impress the ladies by biting the heads off bats and stuff?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55No, I only impress one lady. My wife.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57What kind of stuff do you do?
0:10:57 > 0:11:00I've taken her to Lincoln for a weekend for her birthday.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Ah, Lincoln. Paris of the Fens.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07We who are about to rock salute you!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Yeahhhh!
0:11:09 > 0:11:12And Marc rocks off.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Knee skate, awesome!
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Slow, but awesome. Oooh.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Metal Marky now on the Balls.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Oh, ow. Wet as a weekend in Lincoln.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Oh, dear.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30# Hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star... #
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Zippy Mill, now. Here we go.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Yes! Oh, headbanger!
0:11:41 > 0:11:45Metal Marky finishes the Qualifier in the fastest time so far.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Yeah, mosh on.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52- That just looks silly.- Ooh.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56I've absolutely no idea what he's doing. Is he choking?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Get a doctor. He's choking.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02This is communications manager and pie lover Paul, from South London.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Who ate all the pies? I don't know.
0:12:08 > 0:12:13- Maybe the answer's on the back of his shirt?- What?!
0:12:13 > 0:12:14And he's off!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Oh, that's a charge and a half.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Oh, right in the steak and kidneys.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Yes, keep going.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Oh, a little slip.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Not on an obstacle - making his way to one.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28It's time for Paul's Doorstep Challenge.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Knock, knock. Who's there? A massive hammer?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34No, hang on. Hang on! Look at that.
0:12:34 > 0:12:40Remarkable. Four tons of hammer is no match for pie lover Paul.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42He's stopped it in its tracks.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44This man is invincible.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Come on, Paul Pie!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Time to make mincemeat out of the Big Balls
0:12:48 > 0:12:52then wrap them in pastry and pop them in the oven for 30 minutes.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53Here we go!
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Oh. Ooh. Ow.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Final obstacle now.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Pie man, meet Pie-thagoras' Theorem.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Basically, the circumference of a circle
0:13:13 > 0:13:16can be divided equally using pies.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Any sort will do,
0:13:17 > 0:13:21but if you're pie-shaped, best try for the round hole.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22It's bigger.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Come on, Paul Pie, you can do this!
0:13:24 > 0:13:25He's not done it at all.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Yeah, shouldn't have taken my advice.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30That was your mistake, fella.
0:13:30 > 0:13:31# Bye, bye, Miss American Pie... #
0:13:31 > 0:13:36Paul gets two feet through but two feet does not an entire body make.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39# Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry... #
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Sadly, the mystery of who ate all the pies will never be solved
0:13:43 > 0:13:45but Paul Pie finishes in 4:44.
0:13:45 > 0:13:51- I've done it!- He admits it. He did eat all the pies, he's confessed.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Time to take a look at the first leader board of the day.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Metal Marky's headbanging in first place.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Antspector and Rockin' Robin in second and third.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03Windy Lynn takes fourth, followed by Peaky Faye and finally, Paul Pie.
0:14:05 > 0:14:10Now, it is time for a special Total Wipeout first.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Because, for the first time ever,
0:14:12 > 0:14:16a bird spotter is about to take on the Total Wipeout course.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20It's not a biggy, but it's a first!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22And you can maybe tell your kids you were there,
0:14:22 > 0:14:26unless your kids are there next to you, in which case they'll see it...
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Just watch the bird spotter getting wet.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Now, you don't often see one of these.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34A Cornish birdwatcher in Argentina.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Must have flown south for the winter.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41This is twitcher Miranda.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Beautiful songbird watcher. Yeah.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49Miranda's favourite bird is the long-tailed tit. Fascinating.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Which door will it be? That's more to the point.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Here we go.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Oh, lucky Miranda!
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Yeah, I didn't get smacked in the face!
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Yeah, don't talk too soon, the Sucker Punch is next.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Here we go. Oh, straight off.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07- Oh, I'm in the mud! - Yes, you are.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10You are in the mud. I've just spotted a mud warbler,
0:15:10 > 0:15:13a common species on this course. We see a lot of them.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Out of the mud and on to the Balls.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Oh, the Motivator's finally sprung into action and...
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Oh. Splash! Bird bath.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Oh, my gosh!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Final obstacle for twitching Miranda now.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Come on, you can do this. For us, please. We want to see it done.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Here we go... Duck! Duck!
0:15:35 > 0:15:39Don't swallow when you're in that water, it's not good.
0:15:39 > 0:15:44Twitching Miranda finally flies home to roost, onto the wrong perch.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Next to attempt the Qualifier is author Damian.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Where is he? Where's he gone?
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Oh, there he is! Yeah.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Apologies, I have to ask you - do you, um...
0:15:55 > 0:15:57do you write short stories?
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Yeah, I'm an author. Been a writer since a young age.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03I think that went right over his head.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05# But he's got high hopes
0:16:05 > 0:16:08# He's got high hopes... #
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Listen, if you could write a short story about the course in,
0:16:12 > 0:16:14like, one sentence, what would it be?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Total Wipeout is just crazy.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18I liked the beginning. The end wasn't great.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Or the middle. Otherwise, riveting. Good stuff!
0:16:21 > 0:16:26I'm Little D, I may be small but I've got a big imagination. Let's go!
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Here we go.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30# Boom shaka laka, all the people, they want... #
0:16:32 > 0:16:37Again, a reminder - this isn't an obstacle, this is kind of the start.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40OK, you can totally ignore the top row of fists,
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- they're irrelevant for him. - HE LAUGHS
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Oh, shame about the middle row.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Right on the schnoz.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49# He's got high hopes... #
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Oh, that's deep mud for diddy Damian.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55He's out and onto the Big Balls, which is just massive for him.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Oh, mind your step.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Do I hear the patter of tiny feet?
0:17:01 > 0:17:05One, two, buckle my shoe.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06That's going to hurt. Yeah.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10Well, no, slip between the water molecules and it'll be fine.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Diddy Damian makes a final surge for the podium
0:17:16 > 0:17:19and finishes in a very respectable 2:58.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25# It's not unusual to be loved by anyone... #
0:17:25 > 0:17:27No, that's it.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29As it is Saturday night,
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I've invited some friends over for a party.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Hello, friend.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36But I'm not the only party animal here tonight.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39The next three competitors are 24-hour party people.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Right, can only the people who are my actual friends stay?
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Everyone else can go, all right?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Well, you stayed.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55So, here are the party animals.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Party on.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58And all of that.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01First, budding fashionista Fiona, from London.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Total Wipeout is so last season!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Yeah, that from a lady in leopard.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Next is Cam, who's mad for it.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09My name is Cam.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13I might get flustered and flappy but can I do it?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Yes, I can! - Or maybe just a bit mad...
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Finally, it's student nurse Helen,
0:18:19 > 0:18:22who's always first on the dance floor.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23And last.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27- Do I have to keep going? - No, but it is funny.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Helen's first to the Doorstep Challenge.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Who's coming to her house party?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Yep, MC Hammer's coming.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39- HE LAUGHS - I love this one.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Right in the face!
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Fashionista Fiona's next.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Ooh, right in the winter collection.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50She does like to start the party with a bang and she did.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52And a splash.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54# I've never kissed a goon
0:18:54 > 0:18:57# But I can shake a chicken in the middle of the room
0:18:57 > 0:18:58# Let's have a party... #
0:18:58 > 0:19:02So, how will party Cam fare at the big bash?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Bash! That boy certainly knows how to get down.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07You see? No.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09This party's getting messy!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11There we go, Big Balls!
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Ooh. Ooh. Oh, my Lord!
0:19:14 > 0:19:15He nearly made it.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Still, three balls.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19That's impressive.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24Havin' it large Helen on the Balls now.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Here we go.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Ooh. It's getting lively out there.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30# But I can shake a chicken in the middle of the room
0:19:30 > 0:19:32# Let's have a party... #
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Fashionista Fiona now.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Can she out-style the Big Red Balls?
0:19:38 > 0:19:39No. Not in those shoes.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42So, end of the night for Fiona, she zips...
0:19:43 > 0:19:44She swings...
0:19:47 > 0:19:51And ends up sort of hanging around like an unwanted guest.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Can Cam be the first to conquer the Zippy Mill?
0:19:56 > 0:19:57No, not even close.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59At all.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04It's time for Helen to throw some funky shapes.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Or herself at some funky shapes.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10# Ooh! Let's have a party... #
0:20:12 > 0:20:16Fiona still hanging on for the after party.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19SHE SCREAMS
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Party Cam is first to finish the party.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28She may be fashion first,
0:20:28 > 0:20:31but Fashionista Fiona's second to finish.
0:20:31 > 0:20:36And Having It Large Helen brings up the rear.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Well, that was a great party, guys. Great party. I loved it.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43This is Adam. He is 50 years old and he's that classic combination
0:20:43 > 0:20:47of prison manager and competitive gymnast. Meet them a lot.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49HE GROWLS
0:20:49 > 0:20:54Remember, don't try this at home, or on an office chair with wheels.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57HE ROARS
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Best shout out of the day, that. Well, just a shout, wasn't it?
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Alan has spent 27 years behind bars. I mean working behind bars.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07The sucker punch takes no prisoners though.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09That's a criminal performance.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Yes, it was!
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Shows no respect for prison managers either.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Alan has already shown me what he can do with a chair.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Time to see his ball work.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23Oh, good start!
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Oh, stick with chairs.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Alan is a British Masters gold-winning gymnast,
0:21:30 > 0:21:33so he should be able to squeeze through the Zippy Mill.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Here we go. Ooh!
0:21:35 > 0:21:38It is tricky, isn't it?
0:21:38 > 0:21:39It's all over.
0:21:39 > 0:21:4250-year-old Bendy Alan stops the clock at 2:19.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Let's see how that affects the leaderboard.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51So, Metal Marcy holds onto his lead, with Party Cam coming in second.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Bendy Alan makes fourth, with Fashionista Fiona close behind.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59In seventh, it's Diddy Damien. Peaky Faye in ninth.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03At the bottom, Having It Large Helen manages to beat Paul Pie.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04It's a tough course
0:22:04 > 0:22:07and that Zippy Mill is really causing a lot of problems.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Luckily, the next competitor is a stunt woman.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13I've never worked with stunt men or women before,
0:22:13 > 0:22:14because I do all my own stunts.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18You know, stuff like unexpectedly getting hit by a ball.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Go on, throw the ball.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I said, "Throw the ball". It's time. Do it now.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Ow!
0:22:27 > 0:22:30I wasn't ready. Anyway, here's the stuntwoman.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33I think I've detached my retina. It's come off, it's come off.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37No, it's just a bit of fluff. It's still there. It's OK.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41This is 24-year-old Amanda from Burgess Hill.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42Finally, a real pro.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Well, she's a trainee stuntwoman.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49She's a first year, isn't she?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Move aside, boys. I ain't no Barbie girl.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56I have muscles of steel and I ain't afraid to use them.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58SHE SCREAMS
0:22:58 > 0:23:00I'm not moving aside, you go round me!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03And Amanda's off. Yes!
0:23:03 > 0:23:05And in.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Doorstep Challenge. She goes for door one, no, door two.
0:23:11 > 0:23:17Door two. Oh! Ooh! Good choice. Sadly, no stunts yet. Come on.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Onto the Big Balls. These would be ideal for stunting.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I want to see a stunt. Here we go.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27One, two, splits and in.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Yes. there's some stunt swimming there, look.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Thank goodness she's a stunt woman, or that could really have hurt.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40OK, Amanda. Positions. Camera rolling,
0:23:40 > 0:23:44everybody watching, and action!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Cut. You did it completely wrong.
0:23:48 > 0:23:53I think she should've kept the receipt for that stunt school she went to, don't you?
0:23:53 > 0:23:55It's horrible.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58So, Stunty Amanda finishes in an impressive 1:57
0:23:58 > 0:24:02- and with a couple more stunts to add to her CV.- That's hard!
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Meet Ashley from Nottingham. He's looking good. Cool.
0:24:08 > 0:24:13I'm betting he's got some pretty sweet moves. Yeah!
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- Ashley, what's with the T-shirt, dude?- It's especially for you.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19It's FBI, Female Body Inspector.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22So he doesn't work for the FBI, he works in IT.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25I bet the ladies don't know that, do they?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Knackered.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31What other skills you have got hiding under that there T-shirt, Ashley, eh?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34I also do a good Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- Really?- Yes.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39POOR IMPERSONATION: What are you doing? Get to the chopper now!
0:24:39 > 0:24:42These men are trying to kill us.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43DRAMATIC DRUMROLL
0:24:43 > 0:24:48My Canons are locked and loaded, ready to let loose, come on!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50OK. Oh well, if that's Ashley letting loose,
0:24:50 > 0:24:53I'd hate to see him let rip. What's with the hands there?
0:24:53 > 0:24:56He'll regret that when he sees it.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Will the Doorstep Challenge be cruel or kind?
0:24:59 > 0:25:03- I'm kind of hoping cruel, obviously. Oh, kind. Wow!- Yes!
0:25:03 > 0:25:05After a slow-ish start,
0:25:05 > 0:25:09this could end up being a really quick run from Arnie-ish Ashley.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Onto the balls now. Here we go. Good jump, good jump.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Ooh, great twist!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18That was so not cool.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22A 450 degree spin off the third ball.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Consider him terminated, I'm afraid.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26# I'll be surprised
0:25:26 > 0:25:29# I'll be surprised. #
0:25:29 > 0:25:30So far, so good.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34This is a quick time but next, the shape-shifting Zippy Mill.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39And he's going for the circle.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Oh! Quick, get to the... What was it? Chopper now?
0:25:43 > 0:25:46I can't do the impression. You know what I mean. He's fallen off.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Arnie-ish Ashley reaches the finish in 2:01,
0:25:50 > 0:25:54which isn't bad so I suppose... he'll be back.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58Now, there are literally billions of languages spoken around the world.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01But there's one common language here on Total Wipeout.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02No, not Argentinian.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06I'm talking about the international language of falling off stuff.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09SCREAMING VOICES
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Yes, it's music to my ears.
0:26:11 > 0:26:12So the next batch of contestants
0:26:12 > 0:26:16bring their own unique vocal qualities to the qualifier.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20Originally from Germany and now representing Worthing,
0:26:20 > 0:26:22it's 43-year-old Birgit.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24I'm the iceberg.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27What you see of it is just the tip of it. I'm going to chill you out.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Wunderbar! Yes. Oh, I see.
0:26:32 > 0:26:37This is language therapy student Becky from Scotland.
0:26:37 > 0:26:42My name's Becky, I'm from Scotland and I'm here to och aye the noo!
0:26:42 > 0:26:47I don't know what that means, but it certainly is Scottish.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Meet dance fanatic and generally excitable Essex girl, Christie.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54I do a little bit of dancing, yes.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58I've done a bit of salsa dancing, tap dancing, ballet dancing,
0:26:58 > 0:27:00jazz dancing, done a bit of Ceroc in the past,
0:27:00 > 0:27:04a little bit of Latin, Rumba, cha-cha-cha, I don't know, I can't think of any more!
0:27:04 > 0:27:06I've done them all. All of them.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Yes. Not the bogle then? Oh well.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12And all the way from Wales, it's 36-year-old farmer Anna.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16That's a pretend tractor she's driving there and driving it well.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18# Old Macdonald had a farm... #
0:27:18 > 0:27:20MAKES TRACTOR NOISES
0:27:20 > 0:27:22# And with a cluck cluck here...#
0:27:22 > 0:27:25And she communicates in the language of authentic animal impersonations.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27MAKES PIG NOISES
0:27:27 > 0:27:29SHE BARKS
0:27:29 > 0:27:31I think she just said, "I hope I win."
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- You're taking the mick now, aren't you?- No, this is serious stuff.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38I'm no lean, mean fitness machine, but I'm full of...
0:27:38 > 0:27:40SHE SQUAWKS
0:27:40 > 0:27:42She sounds confident.
0:27:42 > 0:27:47Here we go. Yes. Slow, getting faster. Getting fast gravity.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Oh, that's quite a splash.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Have you got some tactics in mind then?
0:27:56 > 0:27:58I'll be very quick on my feet.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03Any minute now, IceBirgit will be quick on her feet.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Any minute she'll be quick... any minute now.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09OK, for Scotland, here's Becky.
0:28:10 > 0:28:15Ooh-oh, she och aye'd herself right in the noo! Oh, that will hurt!
0:28:15 > 0:28:17Becky to the doorstep.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Becky on the doormat...
0:28:19 > 0:28:21and off it.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26Will Anna Tractor guess right?
0:28:26 > 0:28:27Door number three... No!
0:28:27 > 0:28:31As a farmer, she's no stranger to bogs. She'll be OK in there.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34May need the tractor to get out, though.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Sucker punch now.
0:28:39 > 0:28:40Going to need the tractor again.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49So what can Becky do?
0:28:49 > 0:28:52Oh, dead arm that was. That's... Oh!
0:28:52 > 0:28:55Birgit's turn...
0:28:55 > 0:28:58Right in the Birgit! Yep.
0:28:58 > 0:29:02- Also you can say that I stand no nonsense.- Ooh.
0:29:02 > 0:29:03Yes.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05Oh, the Demotivator pops up...
0:29:05 > 0:29:07And Birgit pops down.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14OK, Dancing Christie now...
0:29:14 > 0:29:17Dances past the Demotivator...
0:29:17 > 0:29:19and then straight off the Balls.
0:29:21 > 0:29:25And now using the language of the face plant.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30Agh...
0:29:30 > 0:29:32OK, Christie now to Zippy Mill.
0:29:35 > 0:29:37Christie...water. Oh, dear.
0:29:37 > 0:29:41SHE MOANS
0:29:41 > 0:29:46- Dancy Christie finishes in 3:04. - Well done!
0:29:46 > 0:29:51Och Aye The Becky reaches the end just one second slower.
0:29:51 > 0:29:54And IceBirgit arrives home in 3:55.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57Woo!
0:29:57 > 0:30:03Finally, Anna Tractor completes the course in 5:38.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05COCKEREL CROWS
0:30:07 > 0:30:10This is George. He's 43, he's an airline pilot.
0:30:10 > 0:30:15He is sure to defeat the qualifier with maturity and composure...
0:30:16 > 0:30:18..or maybe not.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26And what might your strategy be, Captain George?
0:30:26 > 0:30:29I'm going to fly across just like Buzz Lightyear.
0:30:29 > 0:30:30Falling with style.
0:30:33 > 0:30:35FOGHORN
0:30:35 > 0:30:39I get the feeling Flappy George isn't taking this seriously.
0:30:42 > 0:30:47He's a pilot? Which airline? They look fun, I want to fly with them.
0:30:47 > 0:30:50- Fly, George, fly! - Yes, preparing for take-off...
0:30:50 > 0:30:53That's not going to help, you know that, don't you?
0:30:53 > 0:30:55Here we go. Oh, yeah...
0:30:55 > 0:30:57bit of an emergency landing there.
0:30:57 > 0:31:02# Cos I'm leaving on a jet plane
0:31:02 > 0:31:05# Don't know when I'll be back again... #
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Argh!
0:31:07 > 0:31:11Flappy George requesting permission to land.
0:31:11 > 0:31:15Oh. He's presumably waiting for an available slot,
0:31:15 > 0:31:19that happens when they get busy, see. He's in a holding pattern. Oh!
0:31:20 > 0:31:23Flappy George finishes in 2:40.
0:31:23 > 0:31:27To infinity and beyond!
0:31:28 > 0:31:30- How old is he?- He's 43...
0:31:32 > 0:31:34- Signing off.- ..going on six.
0:31:34 > 0:31:38The last contestant is research scientist Alasdair.
0:31:40 > 0:31:41Is it OK?
0:31:41 > 0:31:43Yeah.
0:31:43 > 0:31:47In the immortal words of Albert Einstein, "This is going to hurt!"
0:31:47 > 0:31:51Yeah, well, he knew his stuff, did old Albert. So off goes Alasdair.
0:31:51 > 0:31:55Will he be smart enough to pick the right door when he gets there?
0:31:55 > 0:31:57He's not wearing those boffin glasses,
0:31:57 > 0:31:59that could be a deciding factor, actually.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04RICHARD LAUGHS
0:32:07 > 0:32:10He opened the right door, just not very well,
0:32:10 > 0:32:13ripped the handles off, fell in the moat.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16Onto the thinking man's wall of fists.
0:32:16 > 0:32:20It's also the stupid man's wall of fists. It's just a wall of fists.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23But he's doing very well. He's across! Oh, I like this guy.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26I'm not allowed favourites, but he's my favourite.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28HE SHOUTS UNINTELLIGIBLY
0:32:28 > 0:32:31- Yes, yeah!- Waahh!
0:32:31 > 0:32:32Oh, you see!
0:32:32 > 0:32:38That's what an Oxford education gets you - comic timing.
0:32:38 > 0:32:42Zippy Mill, this is a very fast run so far.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48Oh, yes! Definitely my favourite, if I had a favourite.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51He has landed, the first and only of the day.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
0:32:54 > 0:32:57- He's done it!- Yes! I thank you.
0:32:57 > 0:33:00In an unbelievable 1:25.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02# I am the champion... #
0:33:02 > 0:33:05My favourite, Alasdair. What a hero!
0:33:05 > 0:33:08I mean, he's great. He can actually do this.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12So, my favourite Alasdair takes that top spot,
0:33:12 > 0:33:16with Stunty Amanda in second and Metal Marcy in third.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19They're followed by Arnie-ish Ashley, Party Cam and Ant Spector.
0:33:19 > 0:33:23Further down, Flappy George flies into eighth and,
0:33:23 > 0:33:26just scraping through in final place is Windy Lynn.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29After Alasdair's amazing run, I'm feeling so happy
0:33:29 > 0:33:32I don't think anything could bring my mood down,
0:33:32 > 0:33:36even saying a cheery goodbye to those contestants who didn't quite make it through to the next round
0:33:36 > 0:33:39but had a brilliant day anyway. So, let's give them
0:33:39 > 0:33:43a good old-fashioned classic Total Wipeout party send-off.
0:33:43 > 0:33:44Great!
0:33:44 > 0:33:47# I don't need no carryin' on
0:33:47 > 0:33:51# Because you had a bad day
0:33:51 > 0:33:53# You had a bad day
0:33:54 > 0:33:56# You had a bad day
0:33:59 > 0:34:01# You had a bad day
0:34:02 > 0:34:04# Because you had a bad day
0:34:06 > 0:34:10# You had a bad day
0:34:10 > 0:34:13# You had a bad day
0:34:13 > 0:34:16# You had a bad day ... #
0:34:16 > 0:34:18SHE SCREAMS
0:34:27 > 0:34:29This is Double Cross.
0:34:29 > 0:34:33The 12 remaining contestants can only jump onto the green gangways
0:34:33 > 0:34:37to reach the centre, whilst avoiding the massive sweeping cross.
0:34:37 > 0:34:40Should they try and crawl under the massive sweeping cross,
0:34:40 > 0:34:42they must return to the beginning. Once in the centre,
0:34:42 > 0:34:45they can only exit on the red gangway,
0:34:45 > 0:34:48again trying to avoid the massive, sweeping cross.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51The first six competitors to reach the finish
0:34:51 > 0:34:55go through to the next round. Did I mention the massive sweeping cross?
0:34:55 > 0:35:00I did? Good. Right, time for a reminder of the 12 double crosses.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03King on the qualifier, it's my favourite, Alasdair.
0:35:03 > 0:35:08- Hickory-dickery-dock, I'm about to fall off this clock!- Genius as well.
0:35:08 > 0:35:11She likes a good trip, it's Stunty Amanda.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14Watch out, guys, these guns are still in the game.
0:35:14 > 0:35:18Third fastest in the last round, it's moshing Metal Marcy.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20And Arnie-ish Ashley.
0:35:20 > 0:35:23I'm the king. I'm the boss. I own this course!
0:35:23 > 0:35:28Yeah, not legally. Then there's Party Cam, Ant Spector.
0:35:28 > 0:35:32- I was listening to that one. Damn it!- And Bendy Alan.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36Next up, Flappy George.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39Give it up for the champion!
0:35:39 > 0:35:42Yeah, I wish he'd grow up a BIT, maybe. Then, Fashionista Fiona.
0:35:44 > 0:35:48How fashionable(!) And, completing the line-up are Rockin' Robin.
0:35:48 > 0:35:51The vigorous vicar vaults for victory!
0:35:51 > 0:35:53Diddy Damien.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55A little nervous.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57And, bringing up the rear, Windy Lynn.
0:35:57 > 0:36:01- I just keep trying! - PHRRT!
0:36:01 > 0:36:02Not-not too hard.
0:36:02 > 0:36:0512 plucky contestants.
0:36:05 > 0:36:08That's far too many plucky contestants for my liking,
0:36:08 > 0:36:10so let's lose a few. It's Double Cross.
0:36:10 > 0:36:14- Are you all ready?- Yes!
0:36:14 > 0:36:17Ignorance is bliss. Three, two, one.
0:36:19 > 0:36:24- FOGHORN - So, the Double Crosses begin to spin.
0:36:24 > 0:36:28Come on. Who will be brave enough to start things going?
0:36:28 > 0:36:29No-one.
0:36:29 > 0:36:33- Like horses at the gate. - Yeah, pretty weird horserace.
0:36:33 > 0:36:36And Cam hits the gangway first...
0:36:36 > 0:36:38and falls first.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40Here's Alasdair, and he's got to the middle of the crosses!
0:36:40 > 0:36:42Amazing.
0:36:42 > 0:36:46Remember, he can only exit using the red gangway, so timing is key.
0:36:46 > 0:36:49Alan looking keen, but oh, dear, no good.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53There goes Marc.
0:36:53 > 0:36:54Oh, no. Here's Amanda...
0:36:54 > 0:36:57Oh! Amanda gets Double Crossed.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59That's the catch phrase, get used to it.
0:37:01 > 0:37:02Right, Ashley's turn...
0:37:02 > 0:37:06to fall in. Alasdair somehow managing to keep his head
0:37:06 > 0:37:08with all the chaos around him.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10Like Fiona falling over.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12Looks like he's ready to go for it now,
0:37:12 > 0:37:14he's running and yes!
0:37:14 > 0:37:19Alasdair crosses Double Cross. First attempt, as well.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21Great balance, great timing. My favourite Alasdair
0:37:21 > 0:37:24is through to the next round without even getting wet.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27Probably not even sweating, even slightly.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Now, Cam's reached the centre.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31Can he emulate Alasdair's success?
0:37:31 > 0:37:35Ant's joined him. Very cosy in the middle now.
0:37:35 > 0:37:39As bodies drop all over the place, Cam lines himself up for a dash.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41He's off... Oh, I mean I really off.
0:37:41 > 0:37:45Oh, dear. Party Cam must be pretty mad right now.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47Ant has been joined by Marc in the middle.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49And now Ashley's going for it.
0:37:49 > 0:37:52Hang on, who's that? Doesn't matter. Three in the middle.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55It's rammed on there, with all of them waiting on the red exit arm
0:37:55 > 0:37:58to line up. They've got to time their run to perfection
0:37:58 > 0:38:01as well as keep their balance.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03Oh, Metal Marcy losing his balance.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05Oh, and he's off!
0:38:05 > 0:38:10So, looks like Ant will be next to hit the red gangway.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12He is...
0:38:12 > 0:38:15but he's down. So close, but it's back to the start for Ant.
0:38:18 > 0:38:22Bendy Alan preparing to bend.
0:38:23 > 0:38:24Wow!
0:38:24 > 0:38:27If that's what they call a nose dive... Ow!
0:38:27 > 0:38:30Showing us all his best bendy moves(!)
0:38:33 > 0:38:35Ashley's being very patient.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37He's onto the red gangway now,
0:38:37 > 0:38:40and he's done it! Ish...
0:38:40 > 0:38:43He hasn't actually... He's got to hit the target. He's done that.
0:38:43 > 0:38:48Now he has. Arnie-ish Ashley joins Alasdair in the next round.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50Flappy George...
0:38:50 > 0:38:52has a little flap...
0:38:52 > 0:38:56and a fall. But look, Metal Marcy's back in the centre.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59Now who's this?
0:38:59 > 0:39:04That's Cam. And so's he! They've both been here before.
0:39:04 > 0:39:07Here's Diddy Damien... He's off.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09Marc starts his run...same outcome.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13Stunty Amanda makes an appearance.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15She's made it to the middle, both of them now
0:39:15 > 0:39:17wait for that red gangway to line up.
0:39:17 > 0:39:21Ant joins the party in the middle.
0:39:21 > 0:39:25Oh, few other fallers but those three looking good in the middle.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27Cam's off, looking good, he's there!
0:39:27 > 0:39:29Yes!
0:39:29 > 0:39:33So that's three across, three places remaining.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35Back to the action.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37Bendy Alan. Another attempt...
0:39:37 > 0:39:40and another wipeout.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43Ant can't exit on the green gangway
0:39:43 > 0:39:45and has to take a fall.
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Stunty Amanda,
0:39:47 > 0:39:49runs for it, mistimes it.
0:39:50 > 0:39:52Meanwhile, Damien's just getting mashed.
0:39:52 > 0:39:56Lynn wants a piece of the action.
0:39:56 > 0:39:59- Oh, dear. - SHE SCREAMS
0:39:59 > 0:40:05Seems positive thinking is really no match for a giant sweeping cross.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08Here's Marc again. To the centre once more.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10George.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12Oh, another miss!
0:40:12 > 0:40:14Alan tries to join him.
0:40:14 > 0:40:15Doing it the hard way.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18Getting ground down by the crosses.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21Somehow Bendy Alan hangs on.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24Oh, well, he did for a bit.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27Now here goes Metal Marcy and he's there!
0:40:27 > 0:40:31- Yeah!- Marc rocks his way into the next round.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33Yeah!
0:40:33 > 0:40:37So, now there are just two places up for grabs.
0:40:37 > 0:40:40Amanda joins Ant in the middle.
0:40:40 > 0:40:44Both of them trying to manoeuvre into position...
0:40:44 > 0:40:45Ant goes for it.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47And Ant Spector is...
0:40:47 > 0:40:51across! Just one place remaining now, battling for it... Oh.
0:40:51 > 0:40:55Amanda, Fiona, Robin,
0:40:55 > 0:41:00George, Lynn, Alan and Damien.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04Amanda wants that place to be hers.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06Here we go... No!
0:41:06 > 0:41:10So nearly through, but she got totally Double Crossed.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12I told you that's the catch phrase.
0:41:12 > 0:41:16Alan's next to bid for the final place, he's in the middle.
0:41:19 > 0:41:22And now Robin's with him too.
0:41:26 > 0:41:30And now Damien. It's like Piccadilly Circus in the middle.
0:41:30 > 0:41:34Who will make a run for it first?
0:41:34 > 0:41:37The stakes are high now. Alan making his bid for victory...
0:41:37 > 0:41:38Back to the start!
0:41:38 > 0:41:41The other two, not so confident.
0:41:41 > 0:41:44Now Amanda joins them.
0:41:44 > 0:41:50No-one wants to commit to the exit. I don't blame them, really.
0:41:50 > 0:41:51Hang on.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53Damien sprints for glory. Don't hesitate!
0:41:53 > 0:41:59He's down. Alan makes it three in the middle again.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02The red gangway swings into place. Who will it be?
0:42:06 > 0:42:08Alan takes advantage.
0:42:08 > 0:42:11- He's through. Game over!- Yes!
0:42:11 > 0:42:14Finally!
0:42:14 > 0:42:17And so we have the six Double Crossers. Phew!
0:42:17 > 0:42:21So Alasdair, Ashley, Cameron, Marc, Ant and Alan
0:42:21 > 0:42:24have all secured their places in the next round.
0:42:24 > 0:42:27However, the other six, whose names I don't need to remember any more
0:42:27 > 0:42:30because they've been eliminated, have been eliminated.
0:42:30 > 0:42:34It's now time to take a moment to remember those eliminated eliminees
0:42:34 > 0:42:37whose names I'm no longer required to remember.
0:42:37 > 0:42:40Yeah, I was so close. It's horrible.
0:42:40 > 0:42:42I'm really deflated now.
0:42:42 > 0:42:47I can't jump over it, cos I'm not tall enough, but hey. So life goes.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50I was beginning to get a strategy towards the end,
0:42:50 > 0:42:52it was all too late. Should've flapped my wings,
0:42:52 > 0:42:54maybe that would've helped a bit better.
0:42:54 > 0:42:58It seemed to be that I was wearing some platform heels,
0:42:58 > 0:43:00because as I stepped on, I stepped back off.
0:43:00 > 0:43:04I watched everybody else thwacking into the middle
0:43:04 > 0:43:07and eventually got my confidence up to go, and then I got whacked too.
0:43:07 > 0:43:12Was God on my side? Well, I like to think he was on everyone's side.
0:43:12 > 0:43:16I don't claim a monopoly for being able to ask for divine help.
0:43:16 > 0:43:17It just wasn't my day.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27The last six contestants must stay on their feet
0:43:27 > 0:43:30while standing on this giant spinning cone.
0:43:30 > 0:43:33To make things tricky, the terror twins are on hand
0:43:33 > 0:43:37to throw silly things at them whilst jumping this, the Fickle Fingers.
0:43:37 > 0:43:41If they fall off, they lose. If they fall backwards, they lose.
0:43:41 > 0:43:45If fingers knock them off...you get the picture. Last one standing
0:43:45 > 0:43:49goes through to the Wipeout Zone. Then we'll have two more heats until three finalists are selected.
0:43:49 > 0:43:52It's pure Wipeout genius.
0:43:52 > 0:43:57Prepare to be terrified. Prepare to go around.
0:43:57 > 0:44:01It's Terror-Go-Round. Are you all ready?
0:44:01 > 0:44:07- ALL: Yeah!- Dear. Three, two, one...
0:44:07 > 0:44:10- FOGHORN - So, before things get messy,
0:44:10 > 0:44:13here's a quick reminder of who the go-rounders are.
0:44:13 > 0:44:17There's the head-banging, hair-conditioned rock God.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20We who are about to rock salute you!
0:44:20 > 0:44:22Metal Marcy.
0:44:22 > 0:44:25- He's a copper who might cop it. - Hello, hello, hello.
0:44:25 > 0:44:27It's Ant Spector.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31Putting his flexibility to the test...
0:44:31 > 0:44:34- Raaar!- It's Bendy Alan.
0:44:35 > 0:44:39Being brilliant comes naturally and he is a personal favourite.
0:44:39 > 0:44:42- I thank you! - It's my favourite, Alasdair.
0:44:42 > 0:44:46Next is the least convincing action hero impersonator ever...
0:44:46 > 0:44:49- "Get to the chopper now!" - Arnie-ish Ashley.
0:44:49 > 0:44:54- Agh!- And finally, he loves a party. He loves pink.
0:44:55 > 0:44:58It's Party Cam.
0:44:58 > 0:45:00Prepare for Terror-Go-Round,
0:45:00 > 0:45:04and this week's theme is lifeguards.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06Cue the terror twins.
0:45:06 > 0:45:10That's a ridiculous job they've got, that is their actual job.
0:45:10 > 0:45:13Alasdair's found his way to the edge...
0:45:13 > 0:45:17Bendy Alan just getting pelted. The twins are taking no prisoners.
0:45:19 > 0:45:21And here come the Fickle Fingers.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27Oh, carnage!
0:45:27 > 0:45:28- And Cam's in.- Cameron's first!
0:45:28 > 0:45:33They all take a beating, but Cam didn't stand a chance.
0:45:35 > 0:45:38Who'll be next? Alasdair? Alan?
0:45:38 > 0:45:41No, it's got Metal Marcy.
0:45:41 > 0:45:46Alligator, skilfully avoided, although Alan nearly wiped out.
0:45:46 > 0:45:50That's a killer whale... It's got Alan. Almost out.
0:45:50 > 0:45:51Oooh...
0:45:51 > 0:45:56Distracted by the falling mammal, Alan knocks into the punchbags.
0:45:56 > 0:45:58Oh, watch out.
0:46:00 > 0:46:03With Alan out, there are only three left.
0:46:03 > 0:46:08There's more room to manoeuvre now and fewer sea mammals falling.
0:46:08 > 0:46:11Ant knocked into the bags,
0:46:11 > 0:46:13but he recovers, amazing work.
0:46:13 > 0:46:15And again.
0:46:15 > 0:46:17Two down!
0:46:19 > 0:46:22And again. Oh, third time unlucky.
0:46:22 > 0:46:24With Ant Spector out of the way,
0:46:24 > 0:46:28who will be first to land a spot in the Wipeout Zone?
0:46:28 > 0:46:32My favourite Alasdair or Arnie-ish Ashley?
0:46:32 > 0:46:34It's a pretty even match.
0:46:36 > 0:46:38This is ridiculous, isn't it? Yeah, it is. Good.
0:46:40 > 0:46:43Oh, and Alasdair's caught. He recovers.
0:46:43 > 0:46:45No. No, come on!
0:46:45 > 0:46:48Oh, he's gone. Actually gone.
0:46:48 > 0:46:51So Ashley is through to the Wipeout Zone.
0:46:51 > 0:46:53CHEERING
0:46:55 > 0:46:57It's a rumble in the jungle...
0:46:57 > 0:47:01except with inflatable animals and a giant roundabout...thing.
0:47:03 > 0:47:05- FOGHORN - Here we go again.
0:47:05 > 0:47:10Five contestants on the Terror-Go-Round and the twins have got their toys back.
0:47:13 > 0:47:16Right, fire up the Fingers.
0:47:17 > 0:47:19Massive dinosaur...
0:47:19 > 0:47:24Oh, the Fingers have got Cameron. And the dinosaur got Metal Marcy.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27Party Cam must be mad at the Fingers, he won't be inviting them back.
0:47:27 > 0:47:31And Marc won't be too chuffed with that inflatable dinosaur either.
0:47:31 > 0:47:33The race to win the heat continues.
0:47:35 > 0:47:36Whale alert!
0:47:38 > 0:47:41Oh, not good for Bendy Alan.
0:47:41 > 0:47:44He just bends round the pole, back slam and in the water.
0:47:44 > 0:47:46That's a terrible way to go.
0:47:46 > 0:47:49Ant and my favourite Alasdair, come on, Alastair...
0:47:49 > 0:47:53- and Ant, obviously both. - ALASDAIR:- Thank you!
0:47:54 > 0:47:58Alasdair gets a fetching hat. It looks good.
0:47:58 > 0:48:00They're both in trouble now.
0:48:00 > 0:48:03- Ooh, that was close!- Ahhhh!
0:48:03 > 0:48:06Oh, Alasdair clears it but Ant...
0:48:06 > 0:48:08No, the policeman is off
0:48:08 > 0:48:11- into the abyss. - Alasdair wins the day!
0:48:11 > 0:48:14Alasdair is through to the Wipeout Zone.
0:48:21 > 0:48:25So, this is it, only one of these four can stay in the competition.
0:48:25 > 0:48:27Ant looks a bit tense there.
0:48:27 > 0:48:30- FOGHORN - Terror twin o'clock. Dolphin!
0:48:30 > 0:48:33Life-ring. Whale!
0:48:36 > 0:48:39Alan gets towelled. But they're all very focused.
0:48:39 > 0:48:42Cam dangerously near the back.
0:48:42 > 0:48:46Now the Fingers. Who's going to be first off?
0:48:46 > 0:48:47Watch out!
0:48:47 > 0:48:50- Unbelievable, three in a row! - AMANDA SCREAMS
0:48:50 > 0:48:53And as if by magic...
0:48:53 > 0:48:57Game over and Bendy Alan is through to the Wipeout Zone.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59CHEERING
0:48:59 > 0:49:02And so an incredibly short final heat,
0:49:02 > 0:49:04but the Terror-Go-Round is very good at its job,
0:49:04 > 0:49:08taking out Ant, Cam and Metal Marcy in one fell swoop.
0:49:10 > 0:49:12They all look extremely tired.
0:49:12 > 0:49:16Cam's party days are over, but boy, did he party.
0:49:16 > 0:49:19Ant has been a strong contender,
0:49:19 > 0:49:21but unfortunately his investigations end here.
0:49:21 > 0:49:26And finally, Marc's got a long mosh back home to Loughborough.
0:49:26 > 0:49:30Such a sad moment. But let's look ahead to the three finalists.
0:49:30 > 0:49:36They've grasped the nettle and I'd like to share with them some words that've always inspired me.
0:49:36 > 0:49:40In life, don't put all your eggs in one basket.
0:49:40 > 0:49:42Put them in the fridge, they'll last longer.
0:49:42 > 0:49:45And it's better to give than to receive,
0:49:45 > 0:49:47unless it's a verruca.
0:49:47 > 0:49:49Fitting and wise words, I think you'll agree.
0:49:49 > 0:49:51Right, then, time for the three heroes.
0:49:54 > 0:49:58Today has been amazing fun. It was brilliant to get a chance
0:49:58 > 0:50:00'to bounce on the Red Balls.' Argh!
0:50:00 > 0:50:03My expectation was just to come here and have fun and now this is serious.
0:50:03 > 0:50:06'I'm going to be so up for this.' Ah, yes!
0:50:06 > 0:50:10There's people who didn't expect me to get this far, because I'm young,
0:50:10 > 0:50:13I'm fit. I hope I've impressed some of the ladies at home.
0:50:14 > 0:50:18For me, the tortoise and the hare.
0:50:18 > 0:50:22I'm the tortoise, but I think I can give these youngsters a run for their money.
0:50:22 > 0:50:25I'm not doing it for the money, but obviously money is nice
0:50:25 > 0:50:28and I've got my eye on this amazing shed I want to buy.
0:50:28 > 0:50:32- Is it OK?- Alasdair, wow, he's got some tricks up his sleeve, definite.
0:50:32 > 0:50:35I'm very lucky to get through qualifying, I think. If I hadn't
0:50:35 > 0:50:38got through the Shapeshifter, it would've been different. 'Thank you!'
0:50:38 > 0:50:41Ash on the other hand, he's a lot younger.
0:50:41 > 0:50:45- And I don't know how he'll handle the pressure. - I'll be so gutted if I don't win.
0:50:45 > 0:50:49Alan has done amazingly to get this far. He's a tough guy.
0:50:49 > 0:50:52He's got the muscles, he's got the big body and the back,
0:50:52 > 0:50:54but I think he's past his sell-by date.
0:50:54 > 0:50:58We'll see. He might have to eat his words.
0:50:58 > 0:51:00This ain't enough just being here. I want to go all the way.
0:51:02 > 0:51:04I'm going to go at this final full-on. No ducking,
0:51:04 > 0:51:07no stooping, just run all the way.
0:51:07 > 0:51:11I definitely know I can win this. 100%, without a doubt.
0:51:11 > 0:51:15My determination, guts and drive have got me to where I am.
0:51:15 > 0:51:18They've only got to make one mistake and they're down.
0:51:18 > 0:51:20HE LAUGHS
0:51:26 > 0:51:29The Wipeout Zone - an age-old challenge.
0:51:29 > 0:51:31First, an old favourite, Killer Surf.
0:51:31 > 0:51:34Then an old friend, the Rapid Climb.
0:51:34 > 0:51:37Followed by a pair of old chums, the Seesaw Of Truth
0:51:37 > 0:51:40and the Crazy Sweeper. And finally, a new acquaintance,
0:51:40 > 0:51:44the Pillars Of No Return. Then back to the old school,
0:51:44 > 0:51:47a leap to press the button and stop the clock.
0:51:47 > 0:51:51- Ah, the good old days. - Alan, Alasdair and Ashley.
0:51:51 > 0:51:54It's a triple A. But who's battery will last the longest?
0:51:54 > 0:51:58It's the Wipeout Zone, and Alan is the first to brave it.
0:52:01 > 0:52:05Prison manager and all-round bendy man Alan takes his place.
0:52:08 > 0:52:11Death or glory! FOGHORN
0:52:11 > 0:52:15Er, yeah, glory, please, we're only insured for that.
0:52:18 > 0:52:20Wow, he's really overshot!
0:52:20 > 0:52:23The clock is ticking and he's facing the wrong way.
0:52:23 > 0:52:25Right, he's found the Rapid Climb.
0:52:28 > 0:52:31Come on, not a good start. Pulls himself up...
0:52:31 > 0:52:34Ish, I think. Is he? Yes.
0:52:34 > 0:52:36Soon as he's on, the countdown begins.
0:52:36 > 0:52:38If he's not quick, he'll be pummelled by a tidal wave.
0:52:38 > 0:52:40But that's quick.
0:52:41 > 0:52:43And he's made it,
0:52:43 > 0:52:44onto the Seesaw Of Truth now,
0:52:44 > 0:52:49very important that he remembers my advice from before and doesn't fall.
0:52:51 > 0:52:53Good control...
0:52:55 > 0:52:57CHEERING
0:52:57 > 0:53:00Yeah, well, you may cheer, but Alan's only halfway across.
0:53:00 > 0:53:03Crazy Sweeper now. Oh, a casual run.
0:53:03 > 0:53:06He'll need to keep the pace up if he wants to stay on his feet.
0:53:06 > 0:53:09This is close. Hurry. Hurry. Hurry. Hurry!
0:53:09 > 0:53:12Nearly! Nearly!
0:53:12 > 0:53:15Pillars Of No Return next. First leap.
0:53:15 > 0:53:16Second leap... No!
0:53:19 > 0:53:22- N-n-n-n-n-no! - Pull yourself up! He's...
0:53:22 > 0:53:24I think he's got a grip. Yes, he has.
0:53:24 > 0:53:28He's so close, but that's cost him valuable seconds. Third leap...
0:53:28 > 0:53:32Still not fallen yet, just one jump to go.
0:53:32 > 0:53:34And press the button!
0:53:34 > 0:53:36Press the button, press it!
0:53:36 > 0:53:39Yes, he's done it. And in a pretty impressive time too.
0:53:39 > 0:53:42That is going to be tough to beat. Over to Amanda.
0:53:42 > 0:53:43CHEERING
0:53:43 > 0:53:46What do you reckon the prisoners would've made of that performance?
0:53:46 > 0:53:48Oh, they'll love it.
0:53:48 > 0:53:51I can tell you that they'll be pretty happy with your time tonight,
0:53:51 > 0:53:55which was a speedy 1:29!
0:53:55 > 0:53:57That's not bad, that's not bad.
0:53:57 > 0:54:00I think the other two might have the edge, but who knows?
0:54:00 > 0:54:02This is the Wipeout, who knows?
0:54:02 > 0:54:05And I'll tell you what, we'll find out, because Alasdair's up next.
0:54:07 > 0:54:12- Hey, Sammy, Daddy's going to do a massive slap bomb!- A what?
0:54:12 > 0:54:14Maybe I'm better off not asking.
0:54:14 > 0:54:15FOGHORN
0:54:15 > 0:54:18Right, off sets my favourite Alasdair.
0:54:18 > 0:54:20Remember, he doesn't know how well Alan did,
0:54:20 > 0:54:23so he's just going to be going as fast as he possibly can.
0:54:23 > 0:54:27And that is quite fast.
0:54:27 > 0:54:30Alasdair swimming to the Rapid Climb.
0:54:33 > 0:54:37Heaves himself up and onto the slope. And the countdown begins.
0:54:37 > 0:54:39SIRENS BLARE
0:54:39 > 0:54:44He's running, Alasdair now, using the banister a bit.
0:54:44 > 0:54:47But comfortably beats the tidal wave.
0:54:47 > 0:54:48Onto the Seesaw Of Truth next.
0:54:50 > 0:54:53Edging his way across, very dainty steps.
0:54:53 > 0:54:56- CHEERING - The crowd loving this.
0:54:56 > 0:54:59Onto the Crazy Sweeper now, bit of a brush there!
0:54:59 > 0:55:01Here it comes again...
0:55:01 > 0:55:03Oh, massive brush there!
0:55:06 > 0:55:09Alasdair was shunted backwards, but he hasn't fallen off.
0:55:10 > 0:55:13Needs to be quick now, though, that setback has cost him.
0:55:13 > 0:55:16He is being quick, trying to do it in one
0:55:16 > 0:55:18and he does do it one!
0:55:18 > 0:55:22The Pillars Of No Return now, good landing! Lines up his second jump...
0:55:23 > 0:55:25Oh, no!
0:55:26 > 0:55:31It seems my favourite Alasdair now stands no chance.
0:55:31 > 0:55:35He doesn't know that, he must climb onto the final turntable.
0:55:35 > 0:55:36Alasdair digs deep.
0:55:36 > 0:55:40Exhausted but determined, and he's home.
0:55:40 > 0:55:43But his time of 1:51 is not enough to beat Alan.
0:55:43 > 0:55:45Over to Amanda to break the news.
0:55:45 > 0:55:51- My little boffin, how're you feeling after that one?- Not very clever!
0:55:51 > 0:55:54Alasdair, you were fastest on the qualifier today.
0:55:54 > 0:55:58You were fastest on Double Cross. You're the bookies' favourite.
0:55:58 > 0:56:01You weren't fast enough to beat Alan, I'm afraid.
0:56:01 > 0:56:04- Alasdair, go join the others. - Well done.
0:56:04 > 0:56:06Hard luck, my man.
0:56:06 > 0:56:09Alan, you know what this means, yours is now the time to beat.
0:56:09 > 0:56:12- But Ashley's up next.- Yeah, let's see how he handles the pressure.
0:56:12 > 0:56:15- Let's watch. - It all comes down to this.
0:56:15 > 0:56:19I've only got one shot and this is it.
0:56:19 > 0:56:22But will it be "hasta la vista" to Arnie-ish Ashley?
0:56:22 > 0:56:24FOGHORN
0:56:30 > 0:56:33Well, Ashley's got no time to waste here
0:56:33 > 0:56:36if he's to beat Bendy Alan's impressive benchmark.
0:56:37 > 0:56:41Here he goes, he's looking determined, swimming strongly...
0:56:42 > 0:56:47Climbing up through the torrents of water and onto the Rapid Climb.
0:56:49 > 0:56:51The tidal countdown has started
0:56:51 > 0:56:55but that doesn't seem to be worrying Ashley, he's flying up there!
0:56:57 > 0:56:59Oh!
0:56:59 > 0:57:02Ashley going for a side-on approach to the Seesaw Of Truth.
0:57:04 > 0:57:06It's an nice gentle tip.
0:57:08 > 0:57:11Now a good crazy Sweeper is imperative here.
0:57:11 > 0:57:13Will Ashley try and do it in one?
0:57:13 > 0:57:16Looks like he might... Oh, this is very quick
0:57:16 > 0:57:19but the Sweeper is closing in... Oh,
0:57:19 > 0:57:21smart ducking, Ashley. He's up again.
0:57:23 > 0:57:26Making light work of the podiums... Oh!
0:57:26 > 0:57:31He's safe. Can Ashley snatch victory with some error-free leaping?
0:57:31 > 0:57:33First jump's perfect. Second jump now...
0:57:33 > 0:57:36Oh! Just good enough.
0:57:36 > 0:57:38This is so close!
0:57:39 > 0:57:42Ashley lands the third, last leap now.
0:57:43 > 0:57:46And he's done it!
0:57:46 > 0:57:49And Arnie-ish Ashley has won today's competition.
0:57:49 > 0:57:50CHEERING
0:57:50 > 0:57:55You have been confident about lifting this trophy all day today.
0:57:55 > 0:57:57I've got to tell you, though, Ashley,
0:57:57 > 0:58:00Alan had an amazingly brilliant run.
0:58:00 > 0:58:03There were five seconds between you two.
0:58:03 > 0:58:05- Five seconds?- Wow.
0:58:05 > 0:58:08Some ladies will be loving you a little more tonight, Ashley,
0:58:08 > 0:58:11cos you are the Total Wipeout champion!
0:58:11 > 0:58:14CHEERING Come on! Have it! Yes!
0:58:14 > 0:58:18So, Ashley Collins, a 22-year-old warehouse technician
0:58:18 > 0:58:21from Nottinghamshire is the Total Wipeout champion.
0:58:21 > 0:58:24Now, normally I sign off from Amanda and me,
0:58:24 > 0:58:27but I've just realised that if I don't say the good B-word,
0:58:27 > 0:58:30then I can stay on telly for as long as I want.
0:58:33 > 0:58:37I do like this jacket. Got it in a sale. It was a very good buy.
0:58:37 > 0:58:38Oh!
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