0:00:02 > 0:00:06South America, a continent steeped in history of historical history.
0:00:07 > 0:00:12Machu Picchu, Nazca, Tongariki.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14But there was one sacred site
0:00:14 > 0:00:17that had baffled archaeologists for decades.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Las Ruinos de Bolas.
0:00:22 > 0:00:26Mystical, spiritual, ancient.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30But this treasured site was won in a game of cards
0:00:30 > 0:00:32by a mean hombre called Jesus.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36He bulldozed the lot and built something bigger and better
0:00:36 > 0:00:38and not as historical.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Sorry.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Tonight, 20 plucky Brits including a zookeeper, a librarian,
0:00:45 > 0:00:46and an Olympian's wife
0:00:46 > 0:00:48have journeyed to Argentina to do battle
0:00:48 > 0:00:51on that hallowed ground.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54One will return home with £10,000 of treasure,
0:00:54 > 0:00:56the other 19 will just come home.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Welcome to Total Wipeout,
0:01:02 > 0:01:06a fun-filled extravaganza of foam and falling.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Or if you've just switched over from BBC Four,
0:01:08 > 0:01:11it's a discourse on the fugacity of perpendicularity
0:01:11 > 0:01:14in the contemporary gameshow milieu.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Or if you've just switched over from BBC Three,
0:01:18 > 0:01:20it's a real sick ting bless-up fam.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Here's what today's contestants are about to face.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26The Qualifier. Brutal but funny.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Double Cross. Even more brutal but no less funny.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30SCREAM!
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Terror-Go-Round. Getting pretty serious. Still funny.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36And the Wipeout Zone.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Hey, it's your lounge, you can giggle if you want to.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44That's the explanation side of things out of the way.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48Time now for the un-explanation side. That can't be right. It's...
0:01:48 > 0:01:52No, uh, it's just time for the side directly opposite
0:01:52 > 0:01:56the explanation side of the many-sided thing of...
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Look, can I start again? I've...
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Joining me now and ready to do battle against the Qualifier
0:02:09 > 0:02:12is Tom from Norwich who is a business analyst.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Aaaargh!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Yeah, and a pretty angry one at that, I'd say.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Now, Tom, are you an actual Viking?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Yeah, we go to festivals and we will feast and we drink
0:02:23 > 0:02:25and we make merry long into the night.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Do you spend time
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- flexing your muscles by polishing your horns on your helmet?- Yes.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33All the time. I've got the shiniest helmet all around.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Aaargh!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Oh, no, he's broken his axe, look.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44By the mighty hammer of Thor, I shall prevail!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47I'm a little bit scared of Tom.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Don't be scared, he's not a real Viking. Or is he?
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Nothing to worry about. Without his axe, he's just a big softy.
0:02:54 > 0:02:5826-year-old Tom giving it a good go up on the pontoons.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00But all this could change
0:03:00 > 0:03:03when he encounters today's first obstacle, which is brand new.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08An exotic combination of red and blue foam and a few wobbly bits.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Contestants must leap from one hurdle to the next,
0:03:10 > 0:03:12avoiding the hidden springs.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15This, ladies and gentlemen, is the...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15FANFARE
0:03:15 > 0:03:17What do you mean it hasn't got a name?
0:03:17 > 0:03:21This is awkward but brilliant. I'm going to name it.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I hereby christen this obstacle...
0:03:27 > 0:03:29The Hammond...
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Hurdles.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36But how will Tom the Viking fare on this fiendish new obstacle?
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Well, he's made it across. In fact, he made that look easy.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Contestant - one, Hammond Hurdles - nil.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Next, it's the Sucker Punch. Wall, mud, fists, squirty water.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Simple as that.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Oh, knock to the jaw! He is as hard as nails, isn't he?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55That's not very Viking-like, is it?
0:03:55 > 0:03:59# I Am A Viking... #
0:03:59 > 0:04:01MUSIC STOPS
0:04:01 > 0:04:04VIKING HORN BLARES
0:04:04 > 0:04:07So, Tom the Viking battles on up the Ramp,
0:04:07 > 0:04:10towards the Big Red Balls.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14They're big. They're bouncy. And they're hard to cross.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16There's no hanging about
0:04:16 > 0:04:18because the Demotivator can kick in at any moment.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Tom grits his Viking teeth,
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- takes a running Viking leap... - Aaargh!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29..and with a Viking cry, falls off.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31# I am a Viking... #
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Good job he wasn't wearing his helmet.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35That wouldn't have helped, would it?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39No matter. With the clock still ticking,
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Tom makes his way to the final obstacle.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44It's not the ladder, it's the Shapeshifter that follows.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Like a seaside Ferris wheel,
0:04:46 > 0:04:48it goes round and round and occasionally breaks down.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51There is no sitting back and enjoying the view, though,
0:04:51 > 0:04:53just a bounce onto the all-new trampette
0:04:53 > 0:04:57and a dive through the cut-out of your choice to the finish podium.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Easy peasy.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02For us. We're sitting here watching.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09So, steely nerves jangling, Tom the Viking sets forth,
0:05:09 > 0:05:10safely onto the trampette.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Now comes the difficult bit. Which shape is he going for?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15It's the triangle.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18He's in. He needs to get out.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Ow! But what a great finish.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Even though it's without a face.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26You went for that hell for leather.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28For honour and glory.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30I've earned my place in Valhalla.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Yeah!
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Next is 31-year-old Caz.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36She's a primary school teacher from Brighton.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Aaargh-yaargh-yaargh!
0:05:38 > 0:05:39I think.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Caz on the pontoons.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Yes, come on!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46OK, Hammond Hurdles, ahoy! Here we go.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Yes, yes, yes, yes,
0:05:48 > 0:05:50yes-ish, no,
0:05:50 > 0:05:51not at all.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Doing their job nicely there, you see. And there's more to come.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Gordon Bennett!- Gordon indeed.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Come on, Caz. You can do it. Here we go. Yes.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01A little unsteady.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04And she's over.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05SHE LAUGHS
0:06:05 > 0:06:07# Shut up, just shut up, shut up
0:06:07 > 0:06:09# Shut up, just shut up, shut up
0:06:09 > 0:06:11# Shut up, just shut up, shut up
0:06:11 > 0:06:13# Shut it up. #
0:06:15 > 0:06:16This is really hard work.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19It might be easier if you kept the chat down.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21She's not stop talking all the way around.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Chit Chat Caz to the Shapeshifter.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Safely onto the trumpet.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Timing her jump now.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31# Tonight...
0:06:31 > 0:06:33# Atomic! #
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Yeah, that could damage the vocal chords.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40I've done it.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yeah, you did. We saw.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Yeah.- Wooh!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46I'm not sure who she is actually talking to.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- Herself. She is still going. - Wooh!- Aha.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52OK, you can be quiet now.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53# Just shut up, shut up. #
0:06:53 > 0:06:56MUSIC: It's Oh So Quiet by Bjork
0:06:56 > 0:06:59This is Kim from Newport. She's a librarian.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Ssssh.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02MICHAEL JACKSON: # Liberian girl... #
0:07:02 > 0:07:06- No, no, I said librarian. - Sssh.- Sorry.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Hi, Kim.- Ssssh.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12That wasn't awkward at all.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Silent steps now on to the Hammond Hurdles.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17MUSIC: Enjoy The Silence by Depeche Mode
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Silence is golden. And her tights are golden as well.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- RIP! - Well, they were.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Not now.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Just hope that is the sound of her tights ripping and not like tendons.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Ssssh!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Sorry, just saying.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Proceeds silently to the Big Red Balls.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36All, almost demotivated.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38MUSIC: Spring from The Four Seasons by Vivaldi
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Ball one.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Transfer to ball two.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45And three. Oh, hang on. Hang on!
0:07:45 > 0:07:46SHE SCREAMS
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Oh, no! At last she's making some noise and falling off.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Did you see her face?- Yeah.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56MUSIC: The Sound Of Silence by Simon And Garfunkel
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Oh, dear.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Shapeshifter for Shush Now Kim.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Onto the triangle.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Jump. Jump now. Come on, jump. Yes!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09And it is a happy ending.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Kim completes the Qualifier in three minutes, 55.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Yes! Wooh!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Yes, sounds like she's broken the seal.- Wooh!
0:08:20 > 0:08:25Who's next? Ah, yes, Pete, Pete the volunteer ranger from Plymouth.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Look at this guy. He can win it.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:30 > 0:08:34I'm powerful Pete and I'm the one to beat.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Yeah, I still think he could win it.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38DANCE MUSIC ENDS
0:08:38 > 0:08:40CLIVE DUNN: # I've been sitting here all day
0:08:40 > 0:08:42# Thinking... #
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Being a ranger, Pete will be used to challenging situations
0:08:46 > 0:08:48on the, uh,
0:08:48 > 0:08:49well, on the range.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53OK, let's come back to Power Ranger Pete, give him time to adjust.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57This is Siobhan, a nurse from Manchester.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Mind the step, there.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02So, Siobhan, ooh, you're excited!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Well, I'm scared.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08She's only bluffing.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Right, Hammond Hurdles.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11It is a good name.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13A step back. Not a good start. That way. Yes.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Come on. On you go.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Yes, yes, ooh. Yes, no.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21She wasn't bluffing at all. No.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Tell you what, let's get back to Pete.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Great. He's on the Big Balls. About time we had a ball crosser.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Will this 66-year-old Power Ranger do it like I know he can?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Yes! No.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Not at all.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Doesn't matter how old you are,
0:09:38 > 0:09:41a face plant is just a slip and stumble away.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42It's just a fact.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Not for everyone.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Obviously.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48But for Power Ranger Pete, yes.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Power Ranger Pete hauls himself up onto the final obstacle.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54And it's not a bad time so far.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Oh, hang on, he's going for the jump. Oh!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Aimed high, went low.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01# Grandad... #
0:10:01 > 0:10:03This is... 66!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05That's not, you know...
0:10:05 > 0:10:11Power Ranger Pete comes home in three minutes, nine seconds.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12I really hope he qualifies.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17You have proved your point, that OAPs can definitely do it
0:10:17 > 0:10:19just as well as the young ones.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Oh, exhausting.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Absolutely exhausting.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Now, Total Wipeout is all about preparation
0:10:26 > 0:10:28and a big part of that is good nutrition.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29You've got your four major food groups.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Meat, veg,
0:10:32 > 0:10:33pudding
0:10:33 > 0:10:35and after-dinner mints.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37But I've always wondered
0:10:37 > 0:10:40whether you really need all of those to beat Total Wipeout.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43How would, say, a vegan, get on compared to,
0:10:43 > 0:10:47ooh, I don't know, a carnivore?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50This is Victoria. She's 39-years-old.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53She's a model and she's not about nuts.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- You're a vegan?- I am, yes.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57And I was voted Europe's sexiest vegetarian.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59WOLF WHISTLE
0:10:59 > 0:11:02I'm hoping now to be the world's sexiest vegan.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Yay!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06WOLF WHISTLE
0:11:07 > 0:11:10And this is Stephanie who's also a model.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Interests include eating meat,
0:11:12 > 0:11:14playing the violin and boxing in a leotard.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Wow!
0:11:17 > 0:11:19I just had a fight not so long ago,
0:11:19 > 0:11:21it was a Models Fight Night, and I won.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25This should be interesting. Let the battle commence.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27SHE SCREAMS
0:11:27 > 0:11:29OK, not was I was expecting.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30She's off!
0:11:30 > 0:11:33And at some speed, too.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Here come the Hurdles. Something to get her teeth into.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42# Like a bat out of hell, I'll be gone... #
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Ooh! Uh, no,
0:11:45 > 0:11:48no teeth, just face. Is it me or did she forget to get dressed?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Did nobody think to tell her?
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Ooh, hello!
0:11:56 > 0:12:00OK, the second set now. Really going for the kill.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Oh-oh, cheeky!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Ooh!
0:12:04 > 0:12:06OK, Vic the Vegan now.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Vegans rule! Vegans are the future!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Vegan power!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Wooh!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Go, Vicky! Go, Vicky!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Ow!
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Taking it steady. That's too steady.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22That's better. Oh.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Right, now getting onto the pontoon.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28This is taking a while.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Do it for the vegetables!
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Brilliant. Nothing like a bit of veg encouragement.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Onto the Hammond Hurdles. Cautious.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Yes. Yes.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42No. Ooh, don't do that.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Don't do that.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Falls like a sack of potatoes.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48That's got pulled muscles written all over it.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50I think I'm going to be sick!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Yeah, that will be the corned beef sandwich I dropped in there earlier.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Sorry. You should have kept your mouth shut. OK, Hurdles, take two.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Come on, Vicky. Use that vegetable power. Oh, no!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Sucker Punch now.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09I'm not sure it is socially acceptable to punch a vegan, is it?
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Squirting them with cabbage juice is. That's fine.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Oh.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Rubbish. Shall we go to the pub?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22She'll be pleased to know that that mud really is organic.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23I mean, really organic.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Vampish Steph is onto the blood red balls.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30She jumps onto the first, onto the second.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Keep those fangs away from the rubber.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36If it bursts, she'll zip about the rest of the course
0:13:36 > 0:13:38at a million miles an hour.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Onto the third. Yes. No. It went wrong so quickly, didn't it?
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Vampish Steph steaming ahead to the final obstacle.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49It must be all the weight saving she's made by wearing
0:13:49 > 0:13:51basically nothing.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53She's going for it.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55And she got it, right in the face.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59The vamp reaches the finish in a very respectable two minutes, 43.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Aaarh!
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Whilst Vic the Vegan lost out in this battle
0:14:05 > 0:14:07with a time of five minutes, 35.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Wooh!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Let's take a look at the leader board.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12With seven contestants down,
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Tom the Viking has pillaged his way to top spot
0:14:14 > 0:14:18whilst Vampish Steph and Power Ranger Pete are in second and third.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Chit Chat Caz is in fourth
0:14:20 > 0:14:25while Shush Now Kim and Scaredy-cat Siobhan are in fifth and sixth.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Vic the Vegan languishes in seventh but that could all change.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Time for some more contestants.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Kirsten from Watford.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35She's a zookeeper. Hooray!
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Yep, you can see why she got the job.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42I'm going to smash through this course like a charging rhino.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43ROAR!
0:14:43 > 0:14:44OK.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Kirsten, that is more like a shuffling sloth.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52And now you need to be a jumping kangaroo.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Yes, yes.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Yes. Oh! Now, a swimming sea turtle.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59# Jungle boogie... #
0:14:59 > 0:15:01I like them - sea turtles.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Kirsten on the Shapeshifter.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Go on.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Jump and leap.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Like a flying monkey.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12You know they don't fly, don't you?
0:15:12 > 0:15:15An eagle, they're better.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Yes.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- Yes, there she goes... - SHE SCREAMS
0:15:20 > 0:15:22There she went.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23SONG: "Jungle Boogie"
0:15:27 > 0:15:31On the plus side, a perfectly-timed jump to get through the hole.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35On the negative side - the trajectory was entirely wrong.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41And Kirsten seals - ha, seals! - the deal.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43I thank you.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47This is Glenn, an IT specialist with a passion for fashion.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51- So, Glenn, what's so geeky chic-y about you, then?- I love clothes.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53I design my own, like this one.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57- I would never have guessed that, Glenn.- Oh, do you love it?
0:15:58 > 0:16:02OK. Glenn's outfit was designed to make him streamlined,
0:16:02 > 0:16:04light on his feet and quite a mover.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Hold on, he's not wearing the suit. Probably dry clean only. Yeah.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Still, I have every faith in Glenn. You don't need a power suit.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Look at this, see?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Oh, oops. Spoke too soon.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Glenny Glitter may be able to sew sequins onto all-in-one outfits,
0:16:20 > 0:16:23but can he clear the Big Balls?
0:16:25 > 0:16:26No.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28No, he can't.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32That's surprising. Sequin sewers are normally so good at the Big Balls,
0:16:32 > 0:16:34the two skills are pretty much interchangeable.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Ah, who's this? Nice bunny hat.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44And it belongs to 22-year-old Daniel from Liverpool. He's a B-boy.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48So, Daniel, tell me, what on earth is a B-boy?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Well, a B-boy is sort of a break dancer.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- What kind of break dancing is it like?- Just really old school.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Ah, I know all these moves. Backspin, hand glide, Charleston.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Yeah, I know it all.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Right, off goes Bunny Boy Daniel.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09Underwater.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12But the bunny hat stays on.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15That's some incredible hat-wearing skills, it's a good start.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19OK, Bunny Boy, spring over these hurdles. Oh, he's doing it!
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Across the first set. And Daniel clears the second set too.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Woo!
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Ha, Bunny Boy to the Sucker Punch.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Oh, check out these moves.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Oh, rabbit punch.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34But it didn't knock the hat off, did it?
0:17:39 > 0:17:43Well, this will be the test. Big Balls. Watch the hat closely.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Can he jump one?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Oh.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Oh, the hat's gone as well. It's just all gone wrong.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56# Bright eyes
0:17:56 > 0:17:59# Burning like fire.... #
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Argh!
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Being bunny hatless is not stopping Daniel. He hops home
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- in two minutes, 14.- Woo!
0:18:09 > 0:18:13Now, whilst not every Total Wipeout contestant is talented
0:18:13 > 0:18:17at obstacle course crossing, some of them do have other talents.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Like music.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21And it's for that reason I've been workshopping the idea
0:18:21 > 0:18:23of a Total Wipeout pop band.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Daniel, who was just on, he can be the backing dancer.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Obviously I'll be in the band.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30On jazz flute.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32FAILS TO PLAY NOTE
0:18:33 > 0:18:34This one's broken.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38While I can see the appeal of a flute/B-boy dancer combo,
0:18:38 > 0:18:40this band probably needs some other members
0:18:40 > 0:18:43to maximise the commercial appeal.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Band member three on rap duties, straight out of London, it's Ian.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55I'm the man with the master plan so hey, let's get this on. What you say?
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Nothing...just yet.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00So, Ian, what makes you so smooth and good with your words?
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Back in the days I used to be a rapper, involved in a rap group.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08Our major claim to fame was we got signed by a record company.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10- But we only released one record.- Oh.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Doesn't matter. You're still in the band.- Peace!
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Next, on lead vocals, it's Sarah from Liverpool.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18She's in an ABBA tribute band.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20# Young and sweet Only seventeen... #
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Let me guess, hang on. Benny?
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Bjorn?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Oh, Bjorn. Definitely.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Yeah. Ha-ha.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- SHE GROWLS - I don't think she's from Sweden.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34And completing the line-up, from Edinburgh, it's Graeme.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38# And it's no, nay, never
0:19:38 > 0:19:41# No, nay, never, no more
0:19:41 > 0:19:45# Will I play Total Wipeout?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48# No, never, no more. #
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Oh, definitely in.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53I christen this band Weird Direction.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56What a line-up. We're going to be huge.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Well, prepare yourselves
0:19:58 > 0:20:00because Notorious I-A-N is about to rock the mic.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04I am the man with the master plan... Start again, start again.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06- Let's do it again.- Give him a chance, it's early days.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09So right now I'm feeling really mean,
0:20:09 > 0:20:13and I'm ready to go cos I'm just keen. Peace!
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Peace.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Peace.- Yeah, right, enough of the peace - time for some war.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21MUSIC: "Big Poppa" by Notorious B.I.G
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Oh, no, that looked nasty!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25# I love it when you call me Big Poppa... #
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Can I get a rewind?
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Now, here's Not Swedish Sarah.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33I am the Dancing Queen, and today The Winner Takes It All!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- Woo!- Off she goes.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38# The winner takes it all... #
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Ow! At least she's in sync with Ian.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43This is good, working together.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46OK, time for Graeme McBanjo.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Clever. You see, you can't fall down if you're already sitting, can you?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53He's got a funny looking run, hasn't he?
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Amanda, don't insult members of my band. Good work, Graeme.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57Yes!
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Looking good, fella. Onto the second set.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Oh, hope he hasn't hurt his plucking fingers.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05No, they're working.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07HE SINGS
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Notorious I-A-N onto the hurdles.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Check yourself, Ian, but don't wreck yourself.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21It's OK, he's all right. He's all right. Second set now.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Yeah. Step, step, step.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Oh, right in the beatbox!
0:21:29 > 0:21:33What's the name of the game, Sarah?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35- SHE SCREAMS - It's Sucker Punch.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- Oh.- Oh, Mamma Mia.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Yep, here we go again.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42SONG: "Mamma Mia"
0:21:42 > 0:21:46# Mamma Mia, here I go again... #
0:21:46 > 0:21:50Sarah to the Big Balls, but which ABBA pun will Amanda utilise next?
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Take a chance!- Textbook stuff.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55# I have a dream... #
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Sadly, though, that wasn't.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Banjo man, Big Balls - what a combo.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Go on, Graeme!
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Never mind. You can't be brilliant at everything.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10# And it's no, nay, never... #
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Ah.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14# No, nay, never, no more... #
0:22:16 > 0:22:20Notorious I-A-N, time for an encore.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Ow! Oh, folded up.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25I think he just broke the deck.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28As long as he can still spit rhymes and say "Wassup?"
0:22:28 > 0:22:29I don't care.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36Not Swedish Sarah comes home in three minutes, 39.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39And Graeme McBanjo comes in quickest. Well done, everyone.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Take five.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42IMITATES BANJO
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Where is my banjo, anyway? Has that Richard Harris got it?
0:22:45 > 0:22:51Did he just call me Richard Harris? Richard Harris! I am offended.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Plus he actually accused me of stealing his banjo
0:22:54 > 0:22:57and that technically is unforgivable. Who are you?
0:22:57 > 0:23:00I'm Richard Harris. Have you seen Graeme? I've got his banjo.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Oh... Um... Leaderboard? Yeah.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08So, Tom the Viking still sits atop the pile with Graeme McBanjo
0:23:08 > 0:23:10and Glenny Glitter in second and third,
0:23:10 > 0:23:15Bunny Boy Daniel in fourth and Zookeeper Kirsten in sixth.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Power Ranger Pete falls to eighth place
0:23:17 > 0:23:19and Not Swedish Sarah slots into tenth.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Seven contestants still to go. Who's next?
0:23:23 > 0:23:24It's Nick from Devon
0:23:24 > 0:23:27and he really likes dinosaurs.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30What's the dinosaurs business? You look for dinosaur bones?
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Professor in dinosaurs, how cool would that be?
0:23:32 > 0:23:35That would be really... really cool? I think.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39There's nothing wrong with liking dinosaurs.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43My favourite's the brontosaurus. I like the neck and...they look nice.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46If you could choose one dinosaur, Nick, that you could channel
0:23:46 > 0:23:48out there on the qualifier today, what would it be?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50I'd probably be a pterodactyl.
0:23:50 > 0:23:55- Terror of the skies, I'm going to fly around this course today.- Great!
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Fly, Nick, fly!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59PTERODACTYL SOUND EFFECTS
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Nick-o-dactyl starts his challenge.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Oh, he'll be dino-sore after that!
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Right, Nick-o-dactyl onto the Sucker Punch now.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18Oh, right in the Jurassics!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Maybe that's why the dinosaurs became extinct.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28# Gonna shoot you right down... #
0:24:28 > 0:24:33Nick's got so much mud on him, he's in danger of being fossilised.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Right, here we go.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Oh, amazing slip!
0:24:38 > 0:24:42# What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster?
0:24:42 > 0:24:45# Is it a monster? #
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Nick-o-dactyl versus the Shapeshifter.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55That sounds like a monster movie and one I'd definitely watch.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56Right, here comes the big jump.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Look at him fly!
0:24:59 > 0:25:02He's on. Unbelievable...
0:25:04 > 0:25:08He's off. Entirely believable.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13And Nick-o-dactyl hoists himself home in two minutes, 12 seconds.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16Come on.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20This is Liam. I'm not sure where he's from.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25He's trying to tell me. Hemel Hempstead? Frome? Aberystwyth?
0:25:27 > 0:25:30All right, me babbers? These me daps, mind. Cheers drive!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Yeah, that's Bristol. Definitely Bristol.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34Cos in Bristolian, daps means trainers.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38Let's hope he doesn't get them wet. Hurdles now. Ploughs over.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Beating those hurdles!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Here we go, yes. Oh...
0:25:42 > 0:25:43Ooh, hard landing.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Could Liam be our first ball crosser today?
0:25:47 > 0:25:49I've got a feeling he'll do it.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52One, two...
0:25:52 > 0:25:56Oh, no. No. He's only gone and got his daps wet, hasn't he?
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Nevertheless Dapsy Liam completes the qualifier
0:25:58 > 0:26:01- in an impressive one minute, 47. - Woo!
0:26:01 > 0:26:03It's time for me to say,
0:26:03 > 0:26:06"Zdravo kako si?" to today's next challenger,
0:26:06 > 0:26:09this is Maja who's from Bosnia via Worthing,
0:26:09 > 0:26:12and that was, "Hello, how are you?" in Bosnian, wasn't it?
0:26:12 > 0:26:15SHE SPEAKS BOSNIAN
0:26:22 > 0:26:24It says here Maja is a scientist.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29Her colleagues call her the Mad Bosnian. I-I...don't know why.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35OK, Maja to the Sucker Punch. Oh, sneaky bottom row blow!
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Yeah, just a muddy mad scientist now.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44The Big Balls now. Here we go...
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Oh, ooh, no.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48That's an experiment she probably won't forget.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Two minutes, 49, though, let's hope it's enough to qualify.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00- Still four contestants to go.- Yeah!
0:27:00 > 0:27:04It's time now for me to say a big hello to a little lady called Lisa
0:27:04 > 0:27:08who's married to what we would call on Total Wipeout a legend -
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Olympic decathlete Dean Macey,
0:27:10 > 0:27:13who smashed a few records around here lately.
0:27:15 > 0:27:20- Dean set an all-time record on the qualifier and stormed to victory in the Wipeout zone.- Get in!
0:27:20 > 0:27:24What does Dean think of lovely Lisa's chances?
0:27:24 > 0:27:27He thinks I'm going to rip through the course.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29- Yeah, baby!- I think so anyway.
0:27:29 > 0:27:33So, if Lisa's married to an Olympian, I guess that makes her...
0:27:33 > 0:27:35an Olympian-in-law?
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Yeah. The Olympian-in-law begins.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Oh, oh-ya!
0:27:43 > 0:27:48I can't remember Dean Macey doing anything that impressive.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49Magnificent.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55OK, the hurdles. Yes...
0:27:55 > 0:27:59Yes, Lisa's across the first lot.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01This is amazing, great leg work. Look at this.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04Oh, yes!
0:28:04 > 0:28:06An action roll at the end! Now for the balls. Come on, Lisa.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08Remember what your hubby taught you.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12Jump, skip, jump, land.
0:28:12 > 0:28:13It's that easy.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16OK, here she goes. Ready? Jump,
0:28:16 > 0:28:18- skip... Fly? - SHE SCREAMS
0:28:18 > 0:28:20Oh, swim. Yeah.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23Look how far she went. And off the second ball too.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Lisa now looking a little drained.
0:28:29 > 0:28:33Better out than in. Fair enough. Come on, Lisa, this is a great time.
0:28:33 > 0:28:34Onto the trampette.
0:28:34 > 0:28:38Amanda's speechless, that's rare.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Lisa waits till everything is lined up.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Come on, girl, do it for the nation. Proud moment.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45We are all with you... No.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47Oh, never mind.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50Still, Lisa's the fastest woman today. Well done.
0:28:53 > 0:28:56This is Phil and this is Leo.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58They're partners.
0:28:58 > 0:29:02Except for today, of course, because here they're rivals.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04Phil's been training for months
0:29:04 > 0:29:07and Leo's been practising his stare for months.
0:29:07 > 0:29:09But now they've travelled to Argentina to find out
0:29:09 > 0:29:11which of them is the best.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16Now, Phil, you're going to have to help me out here today,
0:29:16 > 0:29:20because Leo here was born deaf and my signing skills aren't exactly
0:29:20 > 0:29:22what they used to be, I'm afraid.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Leo, how do you rate Phil's chances?
0:29:28 > 0:29:30Maybe...
0:29:31 > 0:29:34OK, stop that now. Please, don't hurt him before the course starts.
0:29:34 > 0:29:35That's not the idea.
0:29:35 > 0:29:39At the end of the day, who do you think is going to come out on top?
0:29:39 > 0:29:41You?
0:29:45 > 0:29:48That means, "Power to deaf people."
0:29:48 > 0:29:50Leo's given the signal to start.
0:29:50 > 0:29:54Oh, that was a hefty blow. Doesn't seem to have bothered Leo too much.
0:29:54 > 0:29:58He's up and onto the pontoons and looking like he means business.
0:30:00 > 0:30:01The Hammond Hurdles now. Woo,
0:30:01 > 0:30:05awesome work! This is a great start.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09- Woo!- So, has Phil got the skills to thrill?
0:30:09 > 0:30:12Leo may be quicker, stronger and faster than me,
0:30:12 > 0:30:14but I'm going to wipe him off this course!
0:30:14 > 0:30:16You just said he's better in every single way. Good luck.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19Good attitude, Phil.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21Oh, bad slip, Phil.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25Phil has been a fireman for seven years
0:30:25 > 0:30:27so he should be in pretty good shape.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29Will he cross the Hammond Hurdles as well as Leo?
0:30:31 > 0:30:33No. No.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38I love these hurdles. They're really entertaining...for us.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43Leo now gunning for the Big Balls.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46Going at jet speed too. Whoa!
0:30:46 > 0:30:48360 degrees slip - rarely seen.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51Always good when we do see it, though.
0:30:57 > 0:31:00So, an opportunity for Phil to make up some ground here.
0:31:01 > 0:31:03One, two...
0:31:03 > 0:31:05Oh, fireman down.
0:31:05 > 0:31:10Final obstacle for Leo and he's making pretty good time.
0:31:10 > 0:31:14Not hanging about, he's onto the triangle. And kind of holding on.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18Yeah! Leo beats the Shapeshifter
0:31:18 > 0:31:22and finishes in the fastest time today, making him Leo the Leader.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24Oh, my God.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27He may not be able to match Leo's time,
0:31:27 > 0:31:30but can Phil match his magnificent effort?
0:31:32 > 0:31:34No. No. Not really!
0:31:34 > 0:31:37- Oh, Philly, that was so silly. - You say silly, I say spectacular.
0:31:37 > 0:31:42# I didn't mean to hurt you
0:31:44 > 0:31:46# I'm just a jealous guy... #
0:31:46 > 0:31:50He took some knocks, but Silly Philly completes the qualifier
0:31:50 > 0:31:53- in two minutes, nine seconds.- Woo!
0:31:53 > 0:31:55What a qualifier. Only one contestant left.
0:31:55 > 0:31:57Can it get any better?
0:31:58 > 0:32:00Yes, it can. This is Sofia.
0:32:01 > 0:32:05How do you keep your delicious bod in shape, woman?
0:32:05 > 0:32:08A lot of sports, trampolining for 11 years. I've got my own trampoline...
0:32:08 > 0:32:10My next question then, Sofia,
0:32:10 > 0:32:14do you know how you're going to get to the very end of the qualifier?
0:32:14 > 0:32:17Erm, I think I'm just going to bounce my way across.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19Yep, check out that springing action.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23OK, Sofia, bounce your way across these. Solid landing.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26Probably a gravity thing there. OK.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29Stepping across. That's good.
0:32:29 > 0:32:31Gone for the third... Oh!
0:32:32 > 0:32:35Oh, dear, I think she just broke the set.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37She broke my Hammond Hurdle!
0:32:37 > 0:32:39However, we've started this so we will finish.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42It'll be worth it to see this trampolinist in action.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44This now is familiar territory.
0:32:44 > 0:32:48OK, bounce-ometers at the ready, I'm expecting something great...
0:32:48 > 0:32:51- This is her territory now. - SHE SCREAMS
0:32:51 > 0:32:54That...was...rubbish.
0:32:54 > 0:32:57Not a single bounce across the course.
0:32:57 > 0:33:00- Trampolining a lot, for 11 years. - I feel so short-changed.
0:33:00 > 0:33:04- I think I'm going to bounce my way across.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:33:06 > 0:33:10Non-bouncy Sofia finishes in four minutes, 43,
0:33:10 > 0:33:13which sadly bounces her out of the top 12.
0:33:14 > 0:33:18I can't believe she broke my hurdle. I spent ages naming that.
0:33:18 > 0:33:22The final qualifier leader board sees Leo the Leader at the top,
0:33:22 > 0:33:24with Tom and Liam close behind.
0:33:24 > 0:33:29Silly Phil is in fifth and Bunny Boy Daniel's in eighth.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31Zookeeper Kirsten scrapes through in 12th.
0:33:31 > 0:33:35For the other contestants, it's time to see cheerio.
0:33:35 > 0:33:36Or, if you will, toodle-pip.
0:33:36 > 0:33:43# Oh, I've had the time of my life
0:33:43 > 0:33:46# And I never felt this way before
0:33:46 > 0:33:50# And I swear, this is true
0:33:50 > 0:33:56# And I owe it all to you You, you, you, you, you, you... #
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Woo!
0:34:00 > 0:34:01SHE SCREAMS
0:34:01 > 0:34:02Ssh!
0:34:02 > 0:34:06I'm never going to forget those guys.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08The...tall one, that girl with the hair,
0:34:08 > 0:34:11and was one of them called Bobby or Bobo?
0:34:11 > 0:34:14Anyway, with their names etched forever in my heart,
0:34:14 > 0:34:16it's time to move on.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21Sort of there. It's very easy for me to sit here
0:34:21 > 0:34:23and laugh at people falling off things.
0:34:23 > 0:34:26No, really, it is. Which is why I'm going to continue doing just that.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28It's Double Cross.
0:34:41 > 0:34:44As the name suggests, there are two crosses.
0:34:44 > 0:34:47The first has four walkways, three green, one red.
0:34:47 > 0:34:51The contestants must enter using the green walkway and exit on the red.
0:34:51 > 0:34:53The second cross is the annoying one.
0:34:53 > 0:34:57If you're too slow, it'll hit you in the legs...head...or bottom.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02The first six to get across progress to the Terror-Go-Round.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07Qualifying in first and fourth place, it's Leo and Phil.
0:35:07 > 0:35:12# That's when she fell for the leader of the pack... #
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Leo said that he beat me in the first round
0:35:16 > 0:35:19and he's going to beat me in the second! We'll see!
0:35:19 > 0:35:22- Come on.- OK...
0:35:22 > 0:35:25- Next up and second on the qualifier, it's Tom the Viking.- Hammer time!
0:35:25 > 0:35:27What happened to the helmet?
0:35:27 > 0:35:31Anyway, in third and fourth place, it's Dapsy Liam...
0:35:31 > 0:35:35- and Graeme McBanjo. - We may win and we may lose...
0:35:35 > 0:35:36That's not it.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39Stick to the banjo, mate. You're good at that.
0:35:39 > 0:35:43In sixth place on the qualifier, it's Glenny Glitter.
0:35:43 > 0:35:48- Followed by Nick-o-dactyl and Bunny Boy Daniel.- Woo-hoo!
0:35:48 > 0:35:51He really does struggle with his hats, doesn't he? Yeah.
0:35:51 > 0:35:56Leading the girls in eighth place, its Olympian-in-law Lisa,
0:35:56 > 0:35:59- followed by Vampish Steph. - Go, fight, win!
0:35:59 > 0:36:06- In 11th place, it's Mad Scientist Maja.- What am I doing here? Argh!
0:36:06 > 0:36:07Bit late for instructions.
0:36:07 > 0:36:11And clawing her way into the final spot is Zookeeper Kirsten.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13I'm used to cleaning up after animals,
0:36:13 > 0:36:15and I'm going to clean up on this round.
0:36:15 > 0:36:16OK, here we go.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19It's turned into a rather soggy day.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22Not quite as soggy as this lot are going to get
0:36:22 > 0:36:24after Double Cross gets its paws on them.
0:36:24 > 0:36:28- Are you all ready?- ALL: Yeah!
0:36:28 > 0:36:32That's what they think. Three, two, one....
0:36:32 > 0:36:34FOGHORN
0:36:35 > 0:36:39- Oh, no!- Oh, yes, more like.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41Right, who will be first?
0:36:41 > 0:36:43Come on, somebody give it to go. It's Dapsy Liam.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Ow, painful!
0:36:45 > 0:36:49Leo runs... He's on. He's in the middle!
0:36:49 > 0:36:50Leo is a genius.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53Glenny Glitter now... No, he's a goner.
0:36:53 > 0:36:55Graeme steps on...
0:36:55 > 0:36:58and steps straight off again. Tom - no.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00- SHE SCREAMS - Vampish Steph - shocking!
0:37:02 > 0:37:04Here's Silly Philly.
0:37:04 > 0:37:07That was just silly. Nick-o-dactyl... This is chaos!
0:37:09 > 0:37:13Bunny Boy Daniel... straight into the water.
0:37:13 > 0:37:18Leo's still alone in the middle, ignoring the madness all around him!
0:37:18 > 0:37:21Oh, no, hang on, he's going for it.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24- He's... Oh!- Oh!
0:37:24 > 0:37:28So close, but that stumble costs Leo one serious face-plant...
0:37:29 > 0:37:33..and I would imagine some front teeth. Graeme McBanjo, swimming.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35So's Daniel.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39Maja has a go... No.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42Glenny Glitter...
0:37:43 > 0:37:47Leo's off again. This man just makes it look so easy.
0:37:48 > 0:37:51Having to re-position there.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53Oh!
0:37:53 > 0:37:58Yes, he's on the red gangway. And Leo the Leader is through.
0:38:00 > 0:38:03Really is living up to his name.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05And with that he's one leap closer to the final.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10Five places left.
0:38:10 > 0:38:13Silly Philly looks like he wants one.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Yes, he's into the middle.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20A bit of encouragement from Leo.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22Oh, Graeme takes a blow there.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25Clutching onto that sweeper like his precious banjo.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29Tom looking ready. He's going to go for it,
0:38:29 > 0:38:32but so's Daniel! They're both down!
0:38:34 > 0:38:35Phil now, going for it.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37And he just missed it.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40- Oh...- Tragedy.
0:38:40 > 0:38:44Phil's second attempt and second smack on the head too!
0:38:45 > 0:38:48Liam's on the centre now.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53Nick-o-dactyl, making a run for it. And joins him in the middle.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56They just need to wait for that red gangway.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Graeme...
0:38:58 > 0:39:02again pushed out by that sweeper arm.
0:39:02 > 0:39:04Oh, Liam goes.
0:39:04 > 0:39:05Whoopsi-dapsy.
0:39:05 > 0:39:08Looks and sounds like he really didn't want to do that.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11HE SCREAMS
0:39:11 > 0:39:13That's primal. Basic stuff.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Still, five places left.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Kirsten the zookeeper...
0:39:19 > 0:39:22Very good seal impression. Oh, dear.
0:39:22 > 0:39:26There's Tom, pillaging his way to the middle. Just needs some room.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28But Nick's not budging.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31Here comes Phil. That makes three.
0:39:31 > 0:39:33All getting very cosy up there.
0:39:33 > 0:39:36Someone should probably go now on that red exit ramp.
0:39:36 > 0:39:40Here's Bunny Boy Daniel in the mix, this is getting interesting.
0:39:40 > 0:39:41And crowded.
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Oh, hello, Vampish Steph wants some action.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49And she got it.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52Looking rather crowded up there now.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54And here's Silly Philly again,
0:39:54 > 0:39:57- he's moving and he's over!- Yes!
0:39:57 > 0:39:58And reunites with Leo.
0:39:58 > 0:40:01MUSIC: "Two Hearts" by Phil Collins
0:40:01 > 0:40:04Aw! Joined together in holy Wipeouting.
0:40:04 > 0:40:06Who will be next? Tom?
0:40:06 > 0:40:08No...
0:40:08 > 0:40:11Daniel! He's going to do it, he's going to do it. Oh!
0:40:11 > 0:40:14- So close!- Oh!- Ow! - You must be kidding!
0:40:14 > 0:40:16No, it really happened.
0:40:16 > 0:40:18A new break dancing move from Bunny Boy there.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20Broken-dancing more, really.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23That's left the way clear for Tom the Viking.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26- And he's across.- Yes!
0:40:26 > 0:40:29He joins Leo and Phil in the next round.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38Nick still in the middle.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43Ooh, but he's been joined now by Dapsy Liam.
0:40:44 > 0:40:48He doesn't look very happy about it. Hasn't moved from the middle yet.
0:40:48 > 0:40:51Graeme McBanjo tries his luck again, makes it to the middle. Ish.
0:40:52 > 0:40:55He really does love clinging to those giant sweepers.
0:40:57 > 0:41:01And that's spurred Steph on, who joins the action in the centre.
0:41:01 > 0:41:02Not an angle I want to see this from!
0:41:02 > 0:41:05Ah, nothing we haven't seen before. A lot of bottoms on seats.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08Someone needs to go.
0:41:08 > 0:41:10It's Nick-o-dactyl. Yes...
0:41:10 > 0:41:11No!
0:41:11 > 0:41:16Less flying pterodactyl, more lumbering stegosaurus.
0:41:17 > 0:41:20Kirsten running like a lemur.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22But it's worked and she's on.
0:41:22 > 0:41:26Good to see the girls going for it. Maja's on too.
0:41:26 > 0:41:27Vampish Steph...
0:41:28 > 0:41:32Graeme McBanjo... So close!
0:41:32 > 0:41:34Yes, there's Olympian-in-law Lisa.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36They're all waiting for that red gangway.
0:41:36 > 0:41:40And here's Bunny Boy Daniel, no break dancing, just running.
0:41:40 > 0:41:43He's through!
0:41:43 > 0:41:46He does look quite pleased with himself and rightly so.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Only two places left and there's not much room up there.
0:41:48 > 0:41:49Glenn making a charge...
0:41:51 > 0:41:55And now they're all on. This is incredible.
0:41:55 > 0:41:59This is the first time this has happened - they're all on the middle of Double Cross at one time.
0:41:59 > 0:42:03It doesn't look too comfortable, really.
0:42:03 > 0:42:07So, fighting for the last two places are Maja, Nick-o-dactyl,
0:42:07 > 0:42:09Lisa, Dapsy Liam, Graeme McBanjo,
0:42:09 > 0:42:15Glenny Glitter, just holding on, Zookeeper Kirsten and Vampish Steph.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19All just waiting for the red gangway. Here goes Maja.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21And she's made it. Yes! Well done, Maja.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24HEROIC MUSIC
0:42:24 > 0:42:29So, we have a girl in the next round. She does scream like one.
0:42:29 > 0:42:30Definitely a girl. Yeah.
0:42:30 > 0:42:35One place left. Must be feeling the pressure. Who will take that last place? Will it be Dapsy Liam?
0:42:36 > 0:42:38Oh, no.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41No. Who's going to be next?
0:42:42 > 0:42:45Nick-o-dactyl taking a chance.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47And it's worth it because he is through!
0:42:47 > 0:42:48Yeah!
0:42:48 > 0:42:51And that is the six Terror-Go-Rounders,
0:42:51 > 0:42:55which means Double Cross is all over and it's farewell to the defeated.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01I'm really disappointed. I wanted to be the first girl again.
0:43:01 > 0:43:05When Maja got through I felt like crying in the middle.
0:43:05 > 0:43:09It's sad. I guess this is not my time.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12No shazam. No kaboom.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15Devastated. Because I knew I could do it.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17And yeah, I feel like I've let people down.
0:43:17 > 0:43:21I mistimed a few things there. I think Leo's the man at the moment.
0:43:21 > 0:43:24He's got the skill and the timing.
0:43:24 > 0:43:28I'm really happy that Phil and Leo have got through
0:43:28 > 0:43:30and I really hope they do well in the next round.
0:43:30 > 0:43:34My outfit helped a lot cos everyone else is freezing in wet clothes
0:43:34 > 0:43:36and I've got my swimming costume on already.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40Let's look at the stats.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45Right, that's the stats looked at.
0:43:45 > 0:43:48What shall look at next? A podium. OK.
0:43:50 > 0:43:52Well, that's enough looking at things for one day.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54Time for the Terror-Go-Round.
0:44:02 > 0:44:05That's the Terror-Go-Round. Those are the contestants.
0:44:05 > 0:44:09The contestants go round on Terror-Go-Round until they fall off.
0:44:09 > 0:44:12This week's projectile theme is lost luggage, so the terror twins
0:44:12 > 0:44:15will be hurling excess baggage to distract the contestants.
0:44:15 > 0:44:19Three heats - the last contestant standing in each goes through
0:44:19 > 0:44:21to the Wipeout Zone.
0:44:25 > 0:44:28I've seen some pretty terrifying things in my time,
0:44:28 > 0:44:32let me tell you, but this is the most terrifying of them all.
0:44:32 > 0:44:34It's Terror-Go-Round.
0:44:35 > 0:44:38- Are you ready?- ALL:- Yes!
0:44:38 > 0:44:41They should be terrified. Three, two, one.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43- FOGHORN - So, before things get started,
0:44:43 > 0:44:47let's remind ourselves who's taking on the mighty Terror-Go-Round.
0:44:47 > 0:44:49MUSIC: "Holiday" by Dizzee Rascal
0:44:49 > 0:44:53- He's a little bit silly. - Come on!- It's Silly Philly.
0:44:54 > 0:44:59- Hoping to pillage the course... - I shall prevail!- ..Tom the Viking.
0:45:01 > 0:45:0365 million years in the making,
0:45:03 > 0:45:05it's Nick-o-dactyl.
0:45:08 > 0:45:12Fastest all day, it's all in the name. It's Leo the Leader.
0:45:13 > 0:45:17Some say she's crazy. I'd say, er, demented.
0:45:17 > 0:45:18SHE SCREAMS
0:45:18 > 0:45:20It's Mad Scientist Maja.
0:45:21 > 0:45:25And finally, it's the old school B-Boy himself.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27- Just really old school. - Bunny Boy Daniel.
0:45:27 > 0:45:29Argh!
0:45:29 > 0:45:34I've no idea where today's lost luggage was sourced from.
0:45:34 > 0:45:37Maybe it actually belongs to the contestants. Anyway...
0:45:37 > 0:45:38Steady there, Daniel.
0:45:40 > 0:45:42OK, unleash the baggage!
0:45:42 > 0:45:45Case, cardboard box...
0:45:45 > 0:45:48my duty-free. The guys are still on their feet, though.
0:45:52 > 0:45:55- Oh, right on the bonce! - Nothing like a suitcase in the face.
0:45:55 > 0:45:57Hate it when that happens.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00Not as bad as a giant teddy bear, anyway.
0:46:00 > 0:46:04OK, time for the Fickle Fingers. Get ready for the chaos.
0:46:04 > 0:46:08Oh, oh, oh, my goodness! It's taken five of them down.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10I think we have a clear winner.
0:46:10 > 0:46:13Leo the Leader. He's done it again.
0:46:15 > 0:46:18A great effort. Oh, mind your toe.
0:46:20 > 0:46:23Leo hurdled over the Fickle Fingers whilst the others...
0:46:23 > 0:46:25Well, they didn't stand a chance.
0:46:25 > 0:46:29See? They don't call them the Fickle Fingers for nothing.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33Leo the Leader leads the way into the Wipeout Zone.
0:46:35 > 0:46:37Heat two.
0:46:37 > 0:46:40Leo will be glad he doesn't have to go through all this nonsense again.
0:46:41 > 0:46:44Right. Prepare for incoming luggage.
0:46:47 > 0:46:51Oh, nasty! They're starting off with the heavy stuff. Ow!
0:46:51 > 0:46:53That's just annoying. Ow!
0:46:54 > 0:46:57Excess baggage gets Tom.
0:46:57 > 0:47:00Such accuracy, right between the shoulder blades. Tricky shot.
0:47:00 > 0:47:03But they're all up again.
0:47:03 > 0:47:05And here come the Fickle Fingers.
0:47:05 > 0:47:07ALARM
0:47:07 > 0:47:09Bunny Boy Daniel springs over...ish.
0:47:09 > 0:47:12And now they're all dropping again!
0:47:12 > 0:47:16Just Phil and Daniel still in this, but Phil's sliding...
0:47:16 > 0:47:18Come on. And he's out!
0:47:18 > 0:47:22Which means that Daniel is through to the Wipeout Zone and Leo
0:47:22 > 0:47:26is devastated for Silly Philly as Daniel nabs that second spot.
0:47:26 > 0:47:29But there's still the final heat to go.
0:47:29 > 0:47:33It's do or die time. Well, hopefully not the latter.
0:47:33 > 0:47:34That's a lot of paperwork.
0:47:34 > 0:47:37The only thing worse than Terror-Go-Round?
0:47:37 > 0:47:40Is a wet Terror-Go-Round.
0:47:42 > 0:47:46There goes the last of my duty-free. I really am going to need a refund.
0:47:46 > 0:47:48Auntie Margaret's holdall hits Phil.
0:47:48 > 0:47:50The terror twins really are ruthless today.
0:47:52 > 0:47:53I can't take it seriously.
0:47:53 > 0:47:57You should, because here come the Fickle Fingers.
0:47:59 > 0:48:01Maja's down. They all are.
0:48:01 > 0:48:03Hang on, Maja's back on her feet
0:48:03 > 0:48:06and they're all going through the punch bags.
0:48:06 > 0:48:08But it's the last one standing to go through.
0:48:08 > 0:48:10Let's take another look at that.
0:48:10 > 0:48:13Things got highly chaotic in that final heat.
0:48:13 > 0:48:18They were all knocked down. But last on her feet was Mad Scientist Maja.
0:48:18 > 0:48:20So, well done, Maja!
0:48:21 > 0:48:25She joins Leo and Daniel in the Wipeout Zone.
0:48:25 > 0:48:28Commiserations to Nick, Phil and Tom.
0:48:28 > 0:48:33Tom the Viking - he came to pillage, but his voyage ends here.
0:48:33 > 0:48:34Argh!
0:48:34 > 0:48:38Silly Philly was tough, but took one too many beatings.
0:48:40 > 0:48:44And Nick-o-dactyl must finally lay his fossils to rest in Argentina.
0:48:44 > 0:48:46Hard luck, guys.
0:48:48 > 0:48:51All right, I'll give it a quick go.
0:48:51 > 0:48:54Wow, what a - Hammond inserts name of game here.
0:48:54 > 0:48:58My, didn't - Hammond inserts name of contestant here - do well!
0:48:58 > 0:49:00I think the smart money's on...
0:49:00 > 0:49:03Hammond inserts name of favourite contestant...
0:49:03 > 0:49:06This is just rehearsal, right? You are going to put real words in.
0:49:06 > 0:49:09I don't want to look a fool on national television. What?
0:49:09 > 0:49:12That's for the next bit? All right. Erm...
0:49:14 > 0:49:19Next, it's the Wipeout Zone. When do we do this for real?
0:49:19 > 0:49:20Can I have a coffee?
0:49:28 > 0:49:31The reason why Leo applied was really because he hasn't seen
0:49:31 > 0:49:36many deaf people on TV and he wanted to be the first to try the Wipeout.
0:49:38 > 0:49:41Being in the Wipeout Zone, I don't know what to say.
0:49:41 > 0:49:44There are only three of us left. How did I get here?
0:49:44 > 0:49:46I think it's by pure luck.
0:49:46 > 0:49:48When I first got told that I was on the show,
0:49:48 > 0:49:52it was a little overwhelming, if I'm honest. But I've got nothing to lose
0:49:52 > 0:49:53as far as I'm concerned.
0:49:54 > 0:49:57I'm very, very proud...of Leo.
0:49:57 > 0:50:00He's done really, really well.
0:50:00 > 0:50:02And yeah, you did beat me in everything!
0:50:04 > 0:50:07Being the last woman standing, hello!
0:50:07 > 0:50:12- My children, they will be so proud. - She's the underdog in all of this.
0:50:12 > 0:50:15I'm so made-up for her to get through.
0:50:15 > 0:50:18Dan, he's very determined. He's a little bit clumsy, though.
0:50:18 > 0:50:22Leo is amazing. He's cruised through everything.
0:50:22 > 0:50:26- He was fastest and obviously the fittest.- He's very, very nervous.
0:50:28 > 0:50:31He's saying that he needed the toilet every ten minutes
0:50:31 > 0:50:34- before each game.- Each round I get further, it's just more happiness,
0:50:34 > 0:50:35a better shot at the title.
0:50:35 > 0:50:39Until I've been beaten, I don't see any reason not to back myself.
0:50:39 > 0:50:42I'm very worried, but at the end of the day,
0:50:42 > 0:50:45I was worried about every other course and I managed,
0:50:45 > 0:50:48so I'm going to win this. I am. Why not?
0:50:48 > 0:50:49Watch me!
0:50:51 > 0:50:55If he wins he'll feel very happy.
0:50:55 > 0:50:57Looking forward to coming back...
0:50:58 > 0:51:00..and win the big final.
0:51:00 > 0:51:03SHE SCREAMS Woo!
0:51:16 > 0:51:18Brrr, I've got goosebumps.
0:51:18 > 0:51:20And not just cos there's a storm brewing
0:51:20 > 0:51:23but because we've got an extremely exciting Wipeout Zone.
0:51:23 > 0:51:25And Maja is the first to brave it.
0:51:25 > 0:51:29Mad Scientist Maja becomes today's first guinea pig.
0:51:33 > 0:51:36- Go!- Here she goes.
0:51:44 > 0:51:46So, Maja gets things started
0:51:46 > 0:51:48on a wet and stormy night in Buenos Aires.
0:51:48 > 0:51:51And that rain means that the obstacles are wetter than usual.
0:51:51 > 0:51:55Maja gets to the Rapid Climb. Which is always pretty wet.
0:51:55 > 0:51:59She's up, so the ten second tidal wave countdown has begun.
0:52:00 > 0:52:03This isn't good, that giant wave is imminent.
0:52:03 > 0:52:05- Here it comes.- Oh, no!
0:52:05 > 0:52:09Hang on, Maja, with those Bosnian arms!
0:52:09 > 0:52:11Maja is hanging on, but this will slow her down.
0:52:13 > 0:52:15Seesaw of Truth. And it is extra slippery tonight.
0:52:17 > 0:52:20Maja wisely taking it easy.
0:52:20 > 0:52:22Better to be cautious and avoid a slip.
0:52:24 > 0:52:27Safely over. So now onto a drenched Crazy Sweeper.
0:52:30 > 0:52:32Maja pausing, prepares herself.
0:52:34 > 0:52:36Choosing a moment, ducks.
0:52:38 > 0:52:42And is up again, not a lot of grip up there in these conditions.
0:52:42 > 0:52:45Oh, it's clipped her. But she's up and away,
0:52:45 > 0:52:48skipping over the podiums.
0:52:48 > 0:52:52Oh, yes, fantastic stuff from Maja. Onto the first turntable now.
0:52:55 > 0:52:57Lines herself up for the jump. Here we go.
0:52:57 > 0:52:59Oh, no!
0:52:59 > 0:53:02Mad Scientist Maja's jumping experiment went all wrong there.
0:53:02 > 0:53:04She's going to feel that.
0:53:04 > 0:53:06She'll have to heave herself up for the next jump.
0:53:06 > 0:53:11Exhausted, looking a bit wobbly. Only one jump to go.
0:53:14 > 0:53:15That won't help.
0:53:15 > 0:53:18Maja must be getting dizzy now. This is desperate.
0:53:19 > 0:53:21Here she goes.
0:53:21 > 0:53:25- Oh, no, she's down again. - Oh, no, she didn't.
0:53:25 > 0:53:27She did. Again, well short of her target.
0:53:29 > 0:53:33The umbrella-wielding crowd urge Maja back up.
0:53:33 > 0:53:35Surely she can't fall again. Yes.
0:53:35 > 0:53:39Some amazing determination from Maja.
0:53:39 > 0:53:42She made it all the way to the Wipeout Zone
0:53:42 > 0:53:45but the stormy weather took its toll on her run time.
0:53:45 > 0:53:47But she finished.
0:53:47 > 0:53:50- Come on out, my darling. How are you feeling?- Not so good.
0:53:50 > 0:53:54- This was so hard.- You did that in five minutes and one second.
0:53:54 > 0:53:56It's not the worst in the world.
0:53:56 > 0:54:00- You sure?- Daniel's up next. Let's watch.- Yes.
0:54:00 > 0:54:03Can the Bunny Boy hop his way to victory?
0:54:06 > 0:54:09- Believe!- Yes, believe!
0:54:09 > 0:54:12But also remember to swim.
0:54:15 > 0:54:20So, Maja's time of five minutes, one second is the benchmark for Daniel.
0:54:20 > 0:54:23But he doesn't know that, he'll just be going as fast as he can.
0:54:27 > 0:54:28Come on, Danny!
0:54:28 > 0:54:31Great sportswomanship from Maja there,
0:54:31 > 0:54:34and Daniel's charging up the Rapid Climb.
0:54:34 > 0:54:36- Woo!- He's beaten the tidal wave.
0:54:36 > 0:54:39So now it's that unusually slippy seesaw.
0:54:42 > 0:54:46Dispatched, apparently with ease. No problem for Daniel.
0:54:46 > 0:54:47Crazy Sweeper now.
0:54:50 > 0:54:53- Kneels under the arm and Daniel is up and off.- He's storming it!
0:54:54 > 0:54:58Stopped, another well-timed duck. Here we go, the podiums now.
0:54:58 > 0:55:00Hurry up.
0:55:03 > 0:55:05Right, the Turntables.
0:55:05 > 0:55:08This is where things started to fall apart for Maja.
0:55:08 > 0:55:10But he's on to the first...
0:55:10 > 0:55:12And no, he's down!
0:55:12 > 0:55:13Come on, Dan!
0:55:13 > 0:55:17Bunny Boy Daniel just didn't get the distance.
0:55:17 > 0:55:19Direction was a bit off as well.
0:55:19 > 0:55:22One final jump left for Daniel.
0:55:24 > 0:55:28Yes, one minute, 41 seconds, the Bunny Boy hops into the lead.
0:55:28 > 0:55:30He sets the time to beat,
0:55:30 > 0:55:33but that fall could be costly with Leo the Leader still to run.
0:55:35 > 0:55:38Danny, my B-boy, there was nothing B about that.
0:55:38 > 0:55:41- That was pretty A-game where I was standing.- Why, thank you, Amanda.
0:55:41 > 0:55:44Listen, you've been confident that you would smoke that course.
0:55:44 > 0:55:48Tell you what, Maja, there is no smoke without fire.
0:55:48 > 0:55:51- Cos you were faster. - Woo!- I'm sorry, Maja.
0:55:51 > 0:55:55And you, young man, yours is now the time to beat
0:55:55 > 0:55:58- but Leo, who's pretty fantastic, is up next.- Still anyone's game.
0:55:58 > 0:56:00Let's watch.
0:56:00 > 0:56:03Leo the Leader is locked and loaded.
0:56:08 > 0:56:11He's doing this for his family and for Phil.
0:56:20 > 0:56:23Off Leo sets in his bid for £10,000.
0:56:23 > 0:56:26I'm letting you know - I've got a girlfriend, Amanda.
0:56:26 > 0:56:30Now, Leo doesn't know Daniel's time so he'll have to give it his best.
0:56:30 > 0:56:34And that is exactly what he's doing. No tidal wave danger for Leo.
0:56:34 > 0:56:37- That was fast.- Oh, my God, I blinked and I missed that.
0:56:37 > 0:56:39This is going to be a close one,
0:56:39 > 0:56:44Leo's on the rain-soaked seesaw now. Again making it look simple.
0:56:44 > 0:56:47Steps off and approaches the Crazy Sweeper. Here we go.
0:56:47 > 0:56:49Oh, no, disaster!
0:56:51 > 0:56:54- Oh, no, he did not just do that! - Again, he did, yes.
0:56:54 > 0:56:58Leo got nudged and that tipped him into the extra wet stuff.
0:56:58 > 0:57:01Oh, that's going to hurt. All is not lost.
0:57:01 > 0:57:04Remember, Daniel made one mistake so if Leo comes up
0:57:04 > 0:57:07with a flawless finish now, he is still in with a shot.
0:57:08 > 0:57:10Now, first jump. Success.
0:57:10 > 0:57:13Can't afford any mistakes now.
0:57:13 > 0:57:15And is now the tricky one. Big run up. Yes!
0:57:15 > 0:57:19First one to make that today. Next jump.
0:57:19 > 0:57:21Yes! Yes, is he on? Yes.
0:57:21 > 0:57:25This is going to the wire now. Nearly there.
0:57:25 > 0:57:27No.... No!
0:57:28 > 0:57:30That is heartbreaking.
0:57:30 > 0:57:32Having jumped back into contention,
0:57:32 > 0:57:35that fall has just cost Leo the competition.
0:57:35 > 0:57:37Leo hauls himself up the ladder.
0:57:37 > 0:57:40Let's see if he can get it right this time.
0:57:40 > 0:57:43He does. But 2:03 is not enough to topple Bunny Boy Daniel.
0:57:43 > 0:57:44Still, what a finish!
0:57:44 > 0:57:47Poor Leo, he's been the leader throughout
0:57:47 > 0:57:51but those unfortunate slips went and cost him the title.
0:57:51 > 0:57:56Oh, my goodness. Leo, you have been unbeatable all day.
0:57:56 > 0:58:01You were fastest on the qualifier, you were first on Double Cross.
0:58:01 > 0:58:03You were first on Terror-Go-Round.
0:58:06 > 0:58:08But you weren't fast enough to beat the B-boy,
0:58:08 > 0:58:12because you, Daniel, are the Total Wipeout champion.
0:58:12 > 0:58:15CHEERING
0:58:15 > 0:58:20And so today's champion is photographer/B-boy Daniel from Liverpool.
0:58:20 > 0:58:23He walks away with that trophy and £10,000.
0:58:23 > 0:58:27However, he also walks away without his bunny hat.
0:58:27 > 0:58:30But no fear - I have made him a replacement hat.
0:58:33 > 0:58:36Don't worry. I'll pop it in the post. When I finished with it.
0:58:36 > 0:58:39Until then, from Amanda and me, it's goodbye.
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