Episode 7

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0:00:35 > 0:00:37Hello and welcome to Total Wipeout.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Now, we've passed the midpoint of this series,

0:00:40 > 0:00:43so I think it's time to acknowledge all those talented people

0:00:43 > 0:00:45who make this show possible.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48For a start, there's the guy who operates the, uh...

0:00:48 > 0:00:53- that...camera! It's... Is it Justin?- Laura.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Laura. And there's, well...

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Basically, that's it. But back to the show,

0:00:59 > 0:01:02and let's take a look at what tonight's contestants

0:01:02 > 0:01:06- are about to face. I'm so excited, and so is Justin.- Laura!- Laura.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10The Qualifier, where few have ever gone before.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Double Cross. Even fewer have gone here.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17Terror-Go-Round, where, like, one person has gone.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21And the Wipeout Zone. No-one has ever made it this far.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24I'd like to correct a tiny factual inaccuracy

0:01:24 > 0:01:26in the previous segment there.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Some people have been to the Wipeout Zone.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31That's how every week someone wins £10,000.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35I wholeheartedly apologise for any confusion caused.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38It's just sometimes, well, a lot of times, on this show,

0:01:38 > 0:01:40things do go wrong.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Which is of little comfort to tonight's first contestant,

0:01:43 > 0:01:46who's with Amanda. Good luck.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56Hello. Things have got an awful lot more glamorous here at the top of the qualifier,

0:01:56 > 0:01:58and that's because I have been joined by the fabulous Howie

0:01:58 > 0:02:00from Swindon.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Or should that be Schwing-don. Hi, Howie.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Hi, Amanda, how are you?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07I'm really good. How-ie would you describe yourself?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Flamboyant, gregarious, loyal, creative,

0:02:10 > 0:02:12and a walking piece of art.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Now, Howie, let's talk about appropriate clothing.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Total Wipeout equals sporty and adventurous.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Does that reflect in what you're wearing here today?

0:02:20 > 0:02:22I'd say so, wouldn't you?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Look, feathers to fly me around the course.

0:02:24 > 0:02:29This walking piece of art is about to redecorate this course.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh, my lord.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Right-o, so, this is 39-year-old account manager Howie.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37The walking piece of art is about to come face to face

0:02:37 > 0:02:40with our latest installation.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43The Doorstep Challenge is back.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Three doors, two armed hammers. Pick the wrong door...

0:02:46 > 0:02:47DOORBELL

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Come in!

0:02:49 > 0:02:52And you get hammered.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Like that.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57And that.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59And another.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Yep, kind of like that.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03So, Howie's first to attempt the Doorstep Challenge.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05He's gone for number two.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06No! Hammer!

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Mind you, good hammer-dodging, look.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Still hits the mud, though.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17The clock is ticking, and only the fastest 12 contestants

0:03:17 > 0:03:19qualify for the next round.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Next it is the Sucker Punch.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Artist, meet painter... And puncher.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30OK, here we go.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Yep, there's the paint.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35And there's the punch.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Still, that's no way to treat a priceless piece of art,

0:03:37 > 0:03:39really, is it?

0:03:45 > 0:03:48He was a walking piece of art. Now he's a sight for sore eyes.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Priceless Howie steaming towards the Big Balls.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Now, he's been preparing for Total Wipeout

0:03:57 > 0:04:02by joining a street dance group. Here we go, one, two, no!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05No. No.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07It's not going to get any better.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10No. Just no, no, no, no, no.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15So, it's a swim and a climb to the last obstacle.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17The Shape Shifter with a swinging block.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Howie's the first new kid on it.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Now, the aim is to jump through one of the cut-outs

0:04:23 > 0:04:25and onto the finish podium.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26Here we go.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Yes, that's probably good. No, that's not.

0:04:29 > 0:04:34I do not believe how he did that.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Oh, Howie, I see, yeah.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Thing is, he fell in the water.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Priceless Howie reaches the finish

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- in a, frankly, brilliant two minutes - Oh!

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Beauty and glamour lost.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52I'll tell you what. You have just been the centre of attention

0:04:52 > 0:04:53for the last couple of minutes.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55That was a fantastic run, from where I was standing.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Good to hear it.- Did you enjoy it?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00I did enjoy it but that is far more exhausting

0:05:00 > 0:05:02than I thought it would be.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Well, you wouldn't be the first to say that, Howie.- I'm sure.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09Go get your breath back and we'll see you later.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Thank you. No kiss?

0:05:12 > 0:05:17Next to try her luck, sorry skill, is 22-year-old Sarah from Devon.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18She's an insurance adviser.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Maybe she should have advised herself against doing this.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Do all your friends and family have a cheeky little bet on you

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- to win here today? I'm reckoning they do.- Yeah.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28I've got a bet on with my brother-in-law.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30If I can make it through the qualifier

0:05:30 > 0:05:33to the second round, he's going to give me some money.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35- So, I was like, "Oh." - How much?- £100, I think.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Anyway, off she goes.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Maybe that hundred pounds will cover her excess.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Oh, no. Careful.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45OK, gravity doing all the work, so far.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46And doing it well.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Right, she's up and heading for the Doorstep Challenge.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Door three - my favourite.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Ah-ha! Oh! Ah!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Yes. That's the wrong door. Clearly.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00- She actually hung on. - That's it, Sarah!

0:06:00 > 0:06:04No insurance claim on the horizon yet. The Sucker Punch now.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Come on, Sarah.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Here we go. She's on. Oh, no.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12She was on. She did get on it.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Nice bit of stationary front crawl for you swim fans.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20She's not moving.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Not going anywhere at all.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Now, Sarah's pace has slowed somewhat here.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Oh, no. Don't stay too long.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Ooh! She was demotivated but she's still on.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Come on, Sarah, hold on.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Grab hold. OK.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46You can get out of this. You can save it. No. Not now.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Clearly hasn't read the small print.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Her policy doesn't cover her for ball burn.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Just the Shape Shifter to go.

0:06:52 > 0:06:57Sarah's not going to beat Howie's two minutes. Oh, she's fallen off.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Sarah Direct reaches the end in five minutes 48 which by no means

0:07:05 > 0:07:08'insures' her a place in the next round.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Yeah!

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Sarah, do you know what? Not in the history of wipeout

0:07:15 > 0:07:18have I ever hugged anyone, but give me a hug.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22I've got Sarah's claim form here. Rubber burn, muddy hair,

0:07:22 > 0:07:24water up the nose. Yeah, all seems to be in order.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28I shall award for the maximum payout of 13 pence.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Minus postage. So, she actually owes me 33 pence.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34You know what? I'll let her off.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35So, who's next?

0:07:35 > 0:07:41This is Mike. And he is the tallest Welshman in the world ever.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43It says so here, so it's true.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Look, he is as tall as pictures of tall stuff.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Michael, I've got to say, there is no subtle way of saying this,

0:07:49 > 0:07:52but you are a big unit. How big are you?

0:07:52 > 0:07:596 ft 6. 20 stone. And a half of muscle.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01You've seen the rest, now watch the best.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02This is the big man from Morecambe.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04I'm not going to use my machinery.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07I'm going to smash in this course to pieces myself.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12I am genuinely concerned that this flimsy qualifier course

0:08:12 > 0:08:14might not be able to take Massive Mike.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Time for tiny doors and normal sized hammers.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Who's going to win?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Door One he's going in and he pulled the handle off. I saw him.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23And he barely moves. This guy is incredible. On to the sucker punch.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Oh! I didn't expect that.

0:08:38 > 0:08:43Massive Mike on the Shape Shifter. Oh, I think he's broken it.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45No, it's all right, it's still working.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Now, Mike is so big he'll probably only fit through the square hole.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57I think he's having big fun on this.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00And the party's just begun... Oh!

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Party over.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06Picked the wrong moment. Really the wrong, wrong moment.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09It probably takes a long time for signals from that brain

0:09:09 > 0:09:10to reach the limbs.

0:09:10 > 0:09:15Despite that massive error, Massive Mike reaches the finish in 3:08.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Not bad.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20If Total Wipeout was giving awards for the biggest splash,

0:09:20 > 0:09:22I would be number one.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25And I would be bringing home the money.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Next to go, this is 23-year-old

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Oxford PhD psychology student Helene.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Prepare for some intelligence... This should be new round here.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37I'm cracky psychy Helene

0:09:37 > 0:09:40and I'm going to use my brains, my brawn and my booty

0:09:40 > 0:09:42to conquer this course.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Brilliant. Off goes Helene.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Not sure where the whole booty thing comes into it.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50Oh, no. Freudian slip.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Right, Helene is very clever so I'm sure she'll pick the right door.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56She's going for number three.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58No. It's the wrong door.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59SHE SCREAMS

0:09:59 > 0:10:02An intelligent scream. I'm sure you can tell it's a calibre above.

0:10:04 > 0:10:09Now, using cognitive analysis, can Helene cross the Sucker Punch?

0:10:09 > 0:10:10No, she just fell off.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Air punch to the face, she was in the mud.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17Helene's massive brain hasn't helped her yet. Maybe it will here.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Oh, yes, this is good.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23OK. Balancing, making her move.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Onto three. This just feels so good.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Oh, no, no. Hang tight, hang tight.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29She's going to do it, she's going to do it.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Come on, Helene. Brains against... well, big red balls. She's four.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Oh, oh!

0:10:35 > 0:10:38You can do it, you can do it, you can do it.

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Yes! She's done it!

0:10:39 > 0:10:43Helene joins an elite Oxford-educated

0:10:43 > 0:10:47PhD psychology ball-crossers club. What a club that is!

0:10:49 > 0:10:51And Helene rounds off an excellent Qualifier

0:10:51 > 0:10:54with a really rather good 2:38.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00This is Tony from Reading and he uses the weather to predict

0:11:00 > 0:11:02all your energy needs.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Look, he's forecast that the sun's out.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08- BIRD CAWS AND PLOPS - Yes, he didn't predict that, did he?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10I put all the variables into my computer before I came out.

0:11:10 > 0:11:16- Two minutes 57.- Really?- Yes, although it has been wrong before.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18So...we'll see.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21I'm a forecaster and I predict there's no way that course

0:11:21 > 0:11:23can stop these crazy legs!

0:11:23 > 0:11:26So, Tony has forecasted 2 minutes 57.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29I forecast his forecast will be...well, wrong.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Oh, he's hit a damp patch there.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Now, will Tony predict which door to run through?

0:11:37 > 0:11:40He should be brilliant at this. It's number three.

0:11:40 > 0:11:41No, no, it's not.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45He predicted it wrong. Yeah. Cold front set in.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49I forecast bruising and pain for the next two weeks.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Yeah, I forecast more weather puns.

0:11:52 > 0:11:53I just can't help myself. Watch this.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56He can't afford to RAIN it in now.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59But what a bright spell he's enjoying.

0:12:05 > 0:12:06Come on, Tony.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10All hail Tony's impressive efforts on the Sucker Punch.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Dashing for the balls now.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16Off he goes. One, two, three. Oh, my word.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Hang tight, hang tight. - Oh, come on, Tony.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21This... Number four.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Yes. Oh, no!

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Outlook, not so good.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Onto the Shape Shifter now.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Tony predicting when to jump. He should be good at this.

0:12:40 > 0:12:41No. Bad prediction.

0:12:48 > 0:12:53Tony reaches the end in 2:21. Which is not even close to his prediction.

0:12:53 > 0:12:54I'll bank my forecast. 2:57.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Next he'll say there's no hurricane on the way.

0:12:56 > 0:12:57WIND BLOWS

0:12:57 > 0:13:01You see? I'm going to need another insurance form.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03I'm joined now at the top of the Qualifier

0:13:03 > 0:13:06by the very eager student Freya from North Berwick.

0:13:06 > 0:13:07Freya, very eager. How are you doing?

0:13:07 > 0:13:09I'm very eager. Good, thank you.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Now, Freya, students are well renowned

0:13:12 > 0:13:14for being experts in beer drinking,

0:13:14 > 0:13:16pizza eating and watching daytime TV.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20Yeah, can I stop you there, Amanda? Freya's is no ordinary student.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24She's a lifeboat crew member and a nightclub bouncer.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30So will she make it down the slope?

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Not in those shoes, mate, not a chance.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39She's approaching the door. I wonder if her name is on the list.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Ha, no it wasn't.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45'You're not coming in. You're not coming in.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48'You're not coming in.'

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Right, Freya approaching the Sucker Punch.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53All that bouncering will help her here, I'm sure.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Yes, it is, you see. Dealing with...

0:13:57 > 0:13:59No, didn't help. Didn't help at all.

0:14:03 > 0:14:08The Shape Shifter now and Freya is looking really quick. Come on!

0:14:08 > 0:14:11No, lifeboat for Freya.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18So Freya's Not Coming In has let herself into the leaderboard

0:14:18 > 0:14:21in 1:57. Speaking of which,

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Freya takes the top spot

0:14:22 > 0:14:25with Priceless Howie and All Hail Tony close behind.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29The Oxford Psychology Ball Crosser Club Chairwoman Helene is in 4th.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33While Massive Mike and Sarah Direct linger at the bottom.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35This is 27-year-old Jolene,

0:14:35 > 0:14:38a care home manager and fitness instructor from Margate.

0:14:38 > 0:14:44Jolene is really hard, likes boxing and has no time for girlie stuff.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47And this is 18-year-old student Becky,

0:14:47 > 0:14:50who loves Barbie, beauty pageants and smiling.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52That's nice.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Is that all right?- Perfect. - Can you show me yours?

0:14:59 > 0:15:02That's brilliant. Hang on, let me have a go again.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Is that good?- Yeah. Yeah.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Newham born, Margate bred, Total Wipeout, you are dead!

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Scary.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Now, Becky, yes, I feel safe again.

0:15:12 > 0:15:17So who is faster, girlie Becky or non-girlie Jolene?

0:15:18 > 0:15:22She's so delicate and...and doll-like.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24She runs like a penguin.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26So Becky Doll heading for the Doorstep.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Oh, no! Oh, that just seems wrong.

0:15:28 > 0:15:33But funny. She's still smiling, which is good.

0:15:33 > 0:15:38Non-girlie tough lass Jolene to the Doorstep now.

0:15:38 > 0:15:39Number three.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Ooh, yeah! OH, she's hanging on, though. Wow.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44This woman is tough.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Becky Doll to the Sucker Punch.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Oh, please don't hurt her.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Oh, it hurt her.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59It did.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Non-girlie Jolene takes on the big balls.

0:16:02 > 0:16:07# Jolene, Jolene, Jolene! #

0:16:07 > 0:16:11- Uh-uh.- Oh. That was...terrible.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Not Jolene, Amanda's singing. It's horrific.

0:16:14 > 0:16:20So Jolene, Jolene, Jolene reaches the end in a respectable 3:04.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Oh!

0:16:22 > 0:16:25But what's this? Becky is also looking very quick.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Oh, she's in the round one. Look.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Hold on, Becky.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33You'll be all right, Princess.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35She might make this.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37She might just do it.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Yes. Yes...

0:16:41 > 0:16:46Yes! Oh, well, you see, it's a thing of grace and beauty.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48And in a fairytale ending,

0:16:48 > 0:16:52Becky has beaten Jolene by ten seconds.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Girlie wins.

0:16:54 > 0:16:59That was the most horrible thing I've ever done in my life.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03This yellow 19-year-old is Irish gymnast Conor from Derry.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07As a gymnast, he's tough.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09He's bendy.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11He's got great balance.

0:17:12 > 0:17:13HE SCREAMS

0:17:13 > 0:17:16And he screams like a girl. I'm just going to put some earplugs in.

0:17:16 > 0:17:20- HE SCREAMS - I can't hear him now.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22But he did avoid that hammer, look.

0:17:22 > 0:17:27So will his gymnastics experience help on the big balls?

0:17:29 > 0:17:30Whoa! Height!

0:17:30 > 0:17:33- HE SCREAMS - Is it him making that noise?

0:17:33 > 0:17:35It is. Right, why?

0:17:35 > 0:17:38I'm just going to put some pillows over my earplugs now.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40HE SCREAMS

0:17:40 > 0:17:42The mouth's open, but I can't hear the noise. Good.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48Shape Shifter, please make it stop. I can't deal with the screaming.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54OH, yeah. I can safely say there will be no more screaming.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57He's made it in the fastest time so far today.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00HE SCREAMS

0:18:00 > 0:18:02No, I'm going to put ear defenders over the pillows

0:18:02 > 0:18:03over the earplugs.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Richard, you're on.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Richard!

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Just signal to me when I'm on.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16This is 27-year-old aerobics instructor

0:18:16 > 0:18:19and former can-can dancer, Vikki.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22If anyone can can-can, then Vikki can can-can.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Whoo!

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Whoo!

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Whoo! Whoo!

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Whoo! Yes, I can-can!

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Oh, that's nice.

0:18:36 > 0:18:37Yeah, irrelevant, but nice.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Vikki teaches aqua-aerobics

0:18:40 > 0:18:41body combat and zumba.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Whatever that is.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Her legs are so long half of those gloves are going to miss her.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52She can see over the top of the Sucker Punch wall.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55That's never happened. So far, so good.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Oh, hang on, Vikki!

0:19:00 > 0:19:01This is good.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Chatting to the wall. New tactic.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06And it works. She's made it!

0:19:06 > 0:19:07Now, for the big balls.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11One... Two... Ooh.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Weird frog move, and in.

0:19:13 > 0:19:18Maybe that's what zumba is. Maybe she's doing it now. I don't know.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26If anyone can make it through the Shape Shifter,

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Can-Can Vikki can can-can...can.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30And the big finale...

0:19:32 > 0:19:33Hang tight!

0:19:33 > 0:19:35On the square.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Coming round. Come on, Vikki.

0:19:41 > 0:19:42Here we go.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48Wow. She really can-can. Can-Can Vikki Can completes the course

0:19:48 > 0:19:51in 2:10.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53This is Ann-Marie from Leicestershire

0:19:53 > 0:19:55And she's a part-time tribute singer.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59I wonder who it is. I hope it's Elvis.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Yeah, it's going to be Elvis, isn't it?

0:20:01 > 0:20:04We don't need another hero on Total Wipeout, we need a winner.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08Are you going to find it "river too deep, mountain too high"?

0:20:08 > 0:20:09I'm here for a bit of fun.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11If I can get through the Qualifier, I'll be over the moon.

0:20:11 > 0:20:16- I'm hope you are simply the best, Ann-Marie. Good luck.- Thank you.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18# I'm simply the best! #

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Nah, Elvis didn't... Did he do that? I'm still not getting it.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23# Better than anyone... # KLAXONS

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Is it the klaxons?

0:20:25 > 0:20:26# I'm simply the best. #

0:20:28 > 0:20:29She's away.

0:20:29 > 0:20:30That was Elvis, wasn't it?

0:20:30 > 0:20:34(MIMICS ELVIS) "Oh-ho-ho!" That was Elvis.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38Right, Mystery Tribute Anne-Marie weighs up the Sucker Punch.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Here we go.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Oh, no.

0:20:47 > 0:20:52Seriously, anyone give me a clue to who she's a tribute act for?

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Never mind. Let's get on with it. Here we go. One...

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Oh, no.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00- Yeah, that was simply not the best. - No, it wasn't.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01Anyway, Shape Shifter.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Ann-Marie leaps...kind of.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09And doesn't get anywhere near the shapes.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11It just didn't work at all.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Is it Cliff Richard? No.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Ann-Marie finishes in 6:57.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18But the mystery identify of her tribute act

0:21:18 > 0:21:21will probably never be solved. Lionel Richie?

0:21:23 > 0:21:26This is Eljay. He's 39 and from London.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30This is Eljay's brother Mark. He's 27 and also from London.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33It's sibling rivalry, Wipeout style.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Big bro versus little bro.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38You both know that, unfortunately,

0:21:38 > 0:21:40we can't have two Total Wipeout champions.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42There can be only one winner,

0:21:42 > 0:21:45so which brother is going to be the winning brother? Eljay?

0:21:45 > 0:21:48I'd like to be the winner but I'm happy for him to take my place.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51- Aw.- I'm not going to say the same. I will be the winner.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54And...good luck, bro. Good luck.

0:21:57 > 0:22:01I'm number-one son and I'm not leaving till I get the job done!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Pwhoar!

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Bro, you may think you're Mum's number-one son,

0:22:06 > 0:22:10but I'm going to wipe the floor with you and Total Wipeout!

0:22:10 > 0:22:11Whoo!

0:22:11 > 0:22:13It's not about prize money or trophies,

0:22:13 > 0:22:17this is all about being Mum's favourite.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Big bro Eljay is at the Doorstep Challenge now.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Here we go. Number three.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25Oh, lightning reactions. His mum will be proud.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32Little bro Mark now. At the Sucker Punch. Skipping along nicely.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Oh, that won't make your mum happy - getting your trainers all muddy.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41She'll be furious.

0:22:44 > 0:22:49Right, Eljay to the balls. Can he make his mum proud?

0:22:49 > 0:22:50OH. No.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Probably made her laugh, though. Made me laugh.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59There he is, Mum, doing his best.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Big Bro Eljay onto the final obstacle, then.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05OH, beautifully timed.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08He's having a little sit-down in the square.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13OK, here we go. Time to... Oh, no.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Now?

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Now?

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Oh, dear. Looks like he's in there for another spin cycle.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22On your feet, man!

0:23:22 > 0:23:24So, over to Little Bro Mark.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Easily onto the block.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Oh, and easily into the water with a sore nose.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35But Little Bro Mark clocks in with a leaderboard-topping time of 1:34.

0:23:35 > 0:23:36Come on!

0:23:37 > 0:23:41Back to Eljay relaxing on the Shape Shifter.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Oh, no.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51And sadly for Eljay, with a time of 3:09,

0:23:51 > 0:23:53he has lost the battle of the bros.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58So, Mum and Dad, round one goes to him.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00He's the champion from round one.

0:24:00 > 0:24:01More to come.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Told you, Mum and Dad, I'd do it for you guys.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Well done, bro.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12So Little Bro Mark has rocketed to the top of the table

0:24:12 > 0:24:15followed by Derry Derry Loud Conor and Freya's Not Coming In.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Priceless Howie is in 4th.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Oxford Psychology Ball-Crosser Club Chairwoman Helene is 7th.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23But with seven contestants still to go,

0:24:23 > 0:24:28Mike, Big Bro Eljay and Sarah Direct are looking slightly precarious.

0:24:28 > 0:24:33Blackpool is famous for its bright lights, ballroom dancing, donkeys

0:24:33 > 0:24:34and now, Andy.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41- What was that? - Well, that is 28-year-old Debi,

0:24:41 > 0:24:43a trainee beauty therapist from Manchester.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46And this is 26-year-old bingo-hall manager Chris,

0:24:46 > 0:24:48also from Manchester.

0:24:48 > 0:24:52And finally, from Wigan 31-year-old administrator, Gillian.

0:24:52 > 0:24:56So who will win this titanic clash of the north-west?

0:24:56 > 0:24:57Where's north from here?

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Oops. Pleasure Beach Andy goes for a little ride.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05Making it look more like hard work than pleasure at the moment.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08He goes for door three.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11No, certainly not pleasurable.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Right, here's Gillian now doing it for Wigan.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16I'm sure Wigan is grateful.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19No, no. That's just...

0:25:19 > 0:25:22..well, out, really. She got battered.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25Nevertheless, she made it.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27- Oh, my God. - Now to the Sucker Punch.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Oh. Oh, that's going to hurt.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Now for the balls. Here we go.

0:25:39 > 0:25:40Yes. That's a good...

0:25:41 > 0:25:44I hope Gillian doesn't get hurt again.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46No! Oh!

0:25:46 > 0:25:49So battered Gillian reaches the finish in 3:46.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51SHE CHEERS

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Why did everything hit me?

0:25:54 > 0:25:56OK, eyes down. Here's bingo man Chris.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59Which door will he pick? Should be good at this.

0:25:59 > 0:26:00Oh, one little duck. Number 2.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03Mistake!

0:26:03 > 0:26:04Yeah, that was one big duck.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Get it to him in the face.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Right, here's Debi And Her Massive Knickers at the Sucker Punch.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Which beauty treatment will she receive?

0:26:15 > 0:26:18Fake tan. And a massive punch.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Weird beauty treatment.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Here's Chris at the balls.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Here we go. One, two...

0:26:27 > 0:26:31Oh. Another duck. He's heading for a full house at this rate.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Here's Pleasure Beach Andy. Good time he had so far.

0:26:36 > 0:26:37No...

0:26:37 > 0:26:39That was ridiculous.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Despite that lack of timing,

0:26:44 > 0:26:47Andy reaches the end of the pier in a rather good 2:31.

0:26:47 > 0:26:51But here's Chris, who might just be winning the north-west off.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Oh, yes. No..

0:26:54 > 0:26:56That was so close.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58HE SIGHS

0:26:58 > 0:27:01But after that near miss, Full House Chris reaches the end

0:27:01 > 0:27:03in a very good 1:58.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Just Debi to go, and she hasn't beaten Chris...

0:27:07 > 0:27:10..but she is on the wheel.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13- OK, come on, Debi. - Hang tight, Debi.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17Yes. The final moment of glory might be yours

0:27:17 > 0:27:18Come on.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Yes, she's made it!

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Chris might have won the north-west off,

0:27:31 > 0:27:33but Debi is the only north-westerner

0:27:33 > 0:27:35to make the Shape Shifter. Classy.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38Yeah. Over to Chris for some victorious words.

0:27:38 > 0:27:42One little duck quacking in the water.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45Now he's just talking bingo. Right, who's next?

0:27:45 > 0:27:48Now, this is William. He went to Eton.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50He's just graduated from Oxford.

0:27:50 > 0:27:54He, in fact, is posh. Maybe he's got a servant to run the course for him.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57I don't want to be stereotyped as a posh eccentric.

0:27:57 > 0:28:01I want to prove that I can mix it up with anyone

0:28:01 > 0:28:05and show that, yeah, I think I can take this course down.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08Oops, I think I might have stereotyped him. Sorry.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10I may be posh, but I'm not toff!

0:28:10 > 0:28:13Yes, that's street, that is, going on there.

0:28:16 > 0:28:19Right, Non-Toff William to the Doorstep Challenge.

0:28:19 > 0:28:22He swerved it.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24And he's looking quick.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27Just like a normal person, not posh. Onto the Sucker Punch now.

0:28:29 > 0:28:32This is good, actually. He is flying, in fact.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34- Yes.- Yes!

0:28:34 > 0:28:36And he's made it.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39Straight to the balls. If he carries on being this good,

0:28:39 > 0:28:41I'm just going to call him a toff again.

0:28:41 > 0:28:43Yes. Oh, my word!

0:28:43 > 0:28:45Oh good Lord!

0:28:45 > 0:28:47What...

0:28:48 > 0:28:51He's made it. This guy is unstoppable.

0:28:51 > 0:28:52Come on, William.

0:28:54 > 0:28:57OH, this is something else.

0:28:57 > 0:29:02- Unbelievable. William has made it. - Yeah!

0:29:02 > 0:29:04Wow, Non-Toff William from Hampshire

0:29:04 > 0:29:05has crossed the big red balls

0:29:05 > 0:29:09and he's got the fastest Qualifier time all series.

0:29:09 > 0:29:11Only celebrities have run it quicker

0:29:11 > 0:29:14and their course is easier so they don't count.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17He is the civilian record holder and he is amazing!

0:29:17 > 0:29:19I love him and I want to be him!

0:29:19 > 0:29:22William, when I grow up, I want to be you.

0:29:22 > 0:29:23Thank you very much.

0:29:23 > 0:29:27- How are you feeling?- Hugely surprised. I wasn't expecting that.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30You know, actually, now I've calmed down,

0:29:30 > 0:29:32I think I went a bit overboard

0:29:32 > 0:29:35when I was saying all that stuff about William being amazing,

0:29:35 > 0:29:38about loving him and about wanting to be him.

0:29:38 > 0:29:42Cos I'm a grown man, grown man who's on the telly.

0:29:42 > 0:29:45I'm way too cool to hero-worship anyone.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48And this tweed jacket and cap, I've had them for ages.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50I'm always just wearing them.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52So let's just not make a big deal out of it, OK?

0:29:52 > 0:29:54It's my choice.

0:29:54 > 0:29:58Just two runs left and this is 31-year-old Beata.

0:29:58 > 0:30:02Originally from Poland she's now a butcher from Norwich.

0:30:02 > 0:30:06I'm Beata the butcher and I'm going to slice this up!

0:30:06 > 0:30:10OK. Right, so the Butcher of Norwich

0:30:10 > 0:30:13is charging towards the Doorstep Challenge.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15Straight out of the water.

0:30:15 > 0:30:17Looking very much in control.

0:30:17 > 0:30:18Here we go.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20Number one. OH, no. That will have... What is it?

0:30:20 > 0:30:23tenderised her? Yeah, it will have done.

0:30:26 > 0:30:29Out of the water and now for the balls.

0:30:29 > 0:30:31Or, as butchers call them, sweetmeats.

0:30:31 > 0:30:32Here we go. Oh.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34Oh, dear.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38A brief swim and now Beata must face the giant salami slicer

0:30:38 > 0:30:40that is the Shape Shifter.

0:30:41 > 0:30:42Here we go. Oh!

0:30:44 > 0:30:47Beata timed that all wrong... and then a bit more wrong.

0:30:47 > 0:30:49And so the Butcher of Norwich

0:30:49 > 0:30:52sneaks into that all-important 12th place

0:30:52 > 0:30:54with a time of 2:41.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56But there is still one contestant to go.

0:30:58 > 0:30:59Dan.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02I'm here at the top of the Qualifier with Dan from Windsor

0:31:02 > 0:31:05who's an English Literature student.

0:31:05 > 0:31:08Dan, have you made up prose about this experience?

0:31:08 > 0:31:10I tried really hard, but nothing rhymes with Wipeout.

0:31:12 > 0:31:13Shmipeout.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15You're better at this than me.

0:31:17 > 0:31:20Remember, kids, good grammar saves lives.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22Ain't' that the truth! Yeah.

0:31:22 > 0:31:25And off done go Grammar Man Dan.

0:31:25 > 0:31:29So sorry about that. He won't like that.

0:31:29 > 0:31:32Let's see if grammar can save him from getting a hammer in a the face.

0:31:32 > 0:31:34I bet he's really fussy about apostrophes.

0:31:34 > 0:31:39A-ha! Clever Dan's using grammar rays to repel the giant hammer.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44Oh.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47It kind of worked, though. No mud bath for Dan.

0:31:47 > 0:31:51The 20-year-old student approaches the Sucker Punch.

0:31:51 > 0:31:55Grammar Man Dan is edging along. Oh, yes.

0:31:55 > 0:31:56Well dodged. Yes.

0:31:58 > 0:32:01Oh, no, punched right in the present tense.

0:32:01 > 0:32:03That could OF cost him vital seconds.

0:32:03 > 0:32:04Yeah, I said "of".

0:32:04 > 0:32:07Nothing at all grammatically correct about that.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11Dan to the big red full stops. Here he goes.

0:32:14 > 0:32:16Ooh. Oh. Oh...

0:32:18 > 0:32:23I haven't got a word for that. No, I have, I have. "Wet."

0:32:23 > 0:32:25Grammar Man Dan to the Shape Shifter now.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27- Oh, yeah.- Oh, YES, I think

0:32:27 > 0:32:29is the grammatically correct way to say that.

0:32:29 > 0:32:30Could he make the final 12?

0:32:30 > 0:32:34If he can do this quicker than 2:41, he will. Come on, Dan.

0:32:34 > 0:32:35Oh, oh, no!

0:32:35 > 0:32:38He's in. And he's out.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41This is so close now.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47Come on. Nearly.

0:32:49 > 0:32:51Oh, yes, Dan has done it by one second!

0:32:53 > 0:32:55Incredible. Time for an eloquent exit.

0:32:59 > 0:33:03- I don't know...- A man of so many words. Go that way, darling.

0:33:03 > 0:33:05Bye!

0:33:05 > 0:33:06Final leaderboard time

0:33:06 > 0:33:09and Non-Toff record-breaker William sits at the top

0:33:09 > 0:33:12with Little Bro Mark and Derry Derry Loud Conor in 2nd and 3rd.

0:33:12 > 0:33:16Freya's Not Coming In is in 4th.

0:33:16 > 0:33:17Pleasure Beach Andy is in 9th

0:33:17 > 0:33:23and late edition Grammar Man Dan sneaks in to complete the top 12.

0:33:23 > 0:33:26And so all good things must come to an end.

0:33:26 > 0:33:29You know, things like sherbet dips. They come to an end.

0:33:29 > 0:33:31As do bank holidays, Police Academy films

0:33:31 > 0:33:33and dreams about talking ducks.

0:33:33 > 0:33:34They all end.

0:33:34 > 0:33:37But fortunately for today's losing eight contestants,

0:33:37 > 0:33:39all bad things must also come to an end

0:33:39 > 0:33:42and their hellish ordeal is finally over.

0:33:42 > 0:33:44I say, "finally over."

0:33:44 > 0:33:47Let's be honest, it had barely started, really.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23So this is Double Cross. The contestants line up over there.

0:34:23 > 0:34:25And the aim is to cross to the other side

0:34:25 > 0:34:28without falling over or being flung off.

0:34:28 > 0:34:31It's a run to the centre along any of the green walkways.

0:34:31 > 0:34:34But they can only exit on the red one.

0:34:34 > 0:34:36If you're red-green colour-blind,

0:34:36 > 0:34:38you've no chance of being one of the qualifiers.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40Time to meet today's lucky Double Crossers.

0:34:40 > 0:34:43First in the Qualifier and all-time record-breaker, Non-Toff Will.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46This record-breaker is going all the way.

0:34:47 > 0:34:51Then it's Little Bro Mark and Derry Derry Loud Conor.

0:34:51 > 0:34:54Then 4th to qualify, it's Freya.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56Full House Chris.

0:34:56 > 0:34:58And Howie.

0:34:58 > 0:35:02I'm hedging my bets. I'm doing it for the men and the girls.

0:35:02 > 0:35:05OK. Then there's Can-Can Vikki.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07All Hail Tony.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09And Pleasure Beach Andy.

0:35:09 > 0:35:14This wonky donkey is heading for the finish line! Eeyore!

0:35:14 > 0:35:18Er, good, probably. Then there's Debi And Her Massive Knickers.

0:35:18 > 0:35:20Helene.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22And finally, Dan The Grammar Man.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25You've seen the best. Now watch me fall in.

0:35:25 > 0:35:27Beautifully punctuated.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29Double, double, toil and faceplant.

0:35:29 > 0:35:32That Shakespeare really knew his stuff. So poetic.

0:35:32 > 0:35:34It's Double Cross.

0:35:34 > 0:35:37- Are you all ready?- ALL: Yes!

0:35:37 > 0:35:40Three, two, one.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43So, as the game starts, there's only three ways to the middle,

0:35:43 > 0:35:47one way to the finish and only six places in the next round.

0:35:47 > 0:35:50Who's going to be first?

0:35:50 > 0:35:51Oh, no, it's two of them.

0:35:51 > 0:35:54Howie and Helene need to work on their cooperation and coordination.

0:35:54 > 0:35:56That didn't work.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01Oh, there's William. And Debi. She's in as well.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07There's Little Bro Mark.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09No, false start completely.

0:36:09 > 0:36:12Pleasure Beach Andy poised like a gazelle.

0:36:12 > 0:36:15dropping like a donkey.

0:36:15 > 0:36:18Chris, he's loving every moment. I don't know why.

0:36:18 > 0:36:19Oh!

0:36:19 > 0:36:23I think the excitement got to him and he forgot to move his legs.

0:36:25 > 0:36:27Right, here's Tony.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29No!

0:36:29 > 0:36:31That looked simply horrific.

0:36:34 > 0:36:36Here's Mark. Oh, yes.

0:36:36 > 0:36:38Mark's made it to the middle. Good work.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41Come on, Big Brother is watching you!

0:36:43 > 0:36:46He's just got to wait for that red arm to come around now.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49Who's that? Chris has joined Mark.

0:36:50 > 0:36:54Andy there launching another failed attempt.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57And William now...

0:36:57 > 0:36:59joining the party in the middle.

0:36:59 > 0:37:01Getting very busy in there.

0:37:02 > 0:37:03There's Freya.

0:37:03 > 0:37:06Some kind of party in the middle that I don't know about?

0:37:06 > 0:37:09Oh, Amanda feels all left out.

0:37:09 > 0:37:11There comes the red arm. This is it.

0:37:11 > 0:37:12Oh, there goes Mark.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14Bad luck.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18Looks like his leg's seized up.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20It's a long swim back to the start for Mark now.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24Is Chris going for it?

0:37:24 > 0:37:27Oh, no. No!

0:37:28 > 0:37:29Ow, ouch!

0:37:29 > 0:37:31Desperation there.

0:37:34 > 0:37:37Just Freya and Will left in the middle.

0:37:37 > 0:37:38Here comes that red arm.

0:37:38 > 0:37:40Go on, Will, now's your time.

0:37:40 > 0:37:41No...

0:37:41 > 0:37:43He hesitated.

0:37:43 > 0:37:47Good tactic to shorten his swim back, though. That worked.

0:37:47 > 0:37:48Just Freya now.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50Come on, Freya.

0:37:50 > 0:37:51Here you go. Oh, no.

0:37:52 > 0:37:55Party in the middle is well and truly over.

0:37:56 > 0:38:00Here's Will back in the middle. There's no stopping this guy.

0:38:02 > 0:38:04Oh, no, come on, somebody's got to make this soon.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09Right, there's Howie. Yes, no.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17Mark skips to the centre.

0:38:17 > 0:38:20Come on, go, go, go!

0:38:20 > 0:38:23Oh, Conor! OH, that didn't end well.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26Ow. No, it really didn't.

0:38:27 > 0:38:29Getting busy in the centre again.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31There's Will.

0:38:31 > 0:38:33Yes! No! So close.

0:38:33 > 0:38:36It's going to be getting dark soon.

0:38:36 > 0:38:40I've got stuff to do. Don't know about you.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42Er, come on.

0:38:42 > 0:38:44There's barely room to move in the middle.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48And Vikki is off.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50Really off.

0:38:50 > 0:38:53The queuing system os causing serious problems.

0:38:55 > 0:38:58I haven't seem this happen before. Will, again.

0:39:00 > 0:39:03Oh, yes, yes! Chris has made it at last.

0:39:03 > 0:39:07He reserves his place in the next round.

0:39:09 > 0:39:12And now what's this? The north-west is storming ahead.

0:39:12 > 0:39:16Pleasure Beach Andy has made it. I wasn't expecting that.

0:39:16 > 0:39:18- Who'd have thunk it! - He does look quite happy.

0:39:18 > 0:39:21That could just be wind, indigestion maybe. No, he's happy.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26OK, Little Bro Mark.

0:39:26 > 0:39:28He's off. No, no!

0:39:31 > 0:39:34And here's... That's Freya.

0:39:34 > 0:39:37She makes it look effortless as well.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41Nobody does it and then everyone does it.

0:39:41 > 0:39:45- I just don't know when. - Now, Dan, now.

0:39:45 > 0:39:48Here's Conor. Come on, Conor.

0:39:48 > 0:39:49OH, no.

0:39:49 > 0:39:51- HE SCREAMS - That was a screamer.

0:39:54 > 0:39:58Here's William, who's made many unsuccessful attempts today,

0:39:58 > 0:40:00but he just keeps trying.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02Come on, William. Getting on with it.

0:40:04 > 0:40:06Oh, yes, it finally paid off.

0:40:06 > 0:40:08Non-Toff William has made it through.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13Two to go.

0:40:13 > 0:40:14Here's Conor.

0:40:14 > 0:40:16Yes, he's through.

0:40:16 > 0:40:18Which means one place remains in the next round.

0:40:18 > 0:40:20If you're going do it, do it now.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22Will it be...Helene

0:40:22 > 0:40:24Dan...

0:40:24 > 0:40:26Tony...Mark...

0:40:26 > 0:40:28Vikki, Debi or Howie?

0:40:30 > 0:40:33Oh, this is tense.

0:40:33 > 0:40:36And it's Howie. He's made it!

0:40:36 > 0:40:39And that, my friends, is what we call our final six.

0:40:43 > 0:40:48So Howie passes by to join Will, Freya, Conor, Chris and Mark

0:40:48 > 0:40:50in the next round.

0:40:53 > 0:40:56So with Double Cross done and dusted, it is unfortunately

0:40:56 > 0:40:58time to say goodbye to the losers.

0:40:58 > 0:41:00As a wise man once said,

0:41:00 > 0:41:03"With Double Cross done and dusted, it is unfortunately

0:41:03 > 0:41:05"time to say goodbye to the losers."

0:41:05 > 0:41:08Here's my interpretation of the wise man's words.

0:41:08 > 0:41:11Now the Double Cross is all done and dusted,

0:41:11 > 0:41:13it's very much time, and unfortunately so,

0:41:13 > 0:41:16to say goodbye to the losers.

0:41:16 > 0:41:18So wise.

0:41:18 > 0:41:21I tried. I got squashed but hey.

0:41:21 > 0:41:22I got to the middle.

0:41:22 > 0:41:23I twisted my ankle a bit

0:41:23 > 0:41:25and it knocked my confidence.

0:41:25 > 0:41:28I didn't have it in me any more to really go for it.

0:41:28 > 0:41:31I didn't make it. But at least I got further than my big bro,

0:41:31 > 0:41:33and that's the main thing.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35It wasn't to be. The other guys deserve it.

0:41:35 > 0:41:37So fair play.

0:41:37 > 0:41:41I basically headbutted the water.

0:41:41 > 0:41:44I was showing the water who's boss. That's my excuse.

0:41:44 > 0:41:48I'm so mad at myself. It was a can't-can't today, not a can-can.

0:41:48 > 0:41:52I'd love to see Andy and Howie go all the way.

0:41:52 > 0:41:53I'd love to see Will win.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55Go on, Toff.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57If I had to see someone who I'd like to win, I'd go with Andy

0:41:57 > 0:41:59doing it for the oldies.

0:41:59 > 0:42:00HE YELLS

0:42:07 > 0:42:08The rules of Terror-Go-Round

0:42:08 > 0:42:12discovered only through a long and painful period of trial and error

0:42:12 > 0:42:14would appear to be thus...

0:42:14 > 0:42:16All the contestants jog on the spot

0:42:16 > 0:42:18as the giant turntable turns beneath them.

0:42:18 > 0:42:21They have to dodge the beach paraphernalia

0:42:21 > 0:42:23tossed their way by the Terror Twins

0:42:23 > 0:42:26whilst hurdling the counter-rotating fickle Fingers Of Fate.

0:42:26 > 0:42:28There are three heats and each time the last contestant standing

0:42:28 > 0:42:30goes through to the Wipeout Zone.

0:42:30 > 0:42:34I've a funny feeling something really bad is about too happen.

0:42:34 > 0:42:37But that's good news for all of us. It's Terror-Go-Round.

0:42:37 > 0:42:39Are you all ready?

0:42:39 > 0:42:40ALL: Yes!

0:42:40 > 0:42:44Terrifying. Three, two, one...

0:42:45 > 0:42:48A quick remainder of today's Go-Rounders.

0:42:48 > 0:42:52He's the series record holder and he's not a toff.

0:42:52 > 0:42:54I want to prove that I can mix it up with anyone.

0:42:54 > 0:42:55It's Non-Toff William.

0:42:57 > 0:43:01He surprised everyone all day, not least himself,

0:43:01 > 0:43:03it's Pleasure Beach Andy.

0:43:03 > 0:43:06He's from Derry and he's very loud.

0:43:06 > 0:43:07HE SCREAMS

0:43:07 > 0:43:09It's Derry Derry Loud Conor.

0:43:09 > 0:43:13Then it's the fastest lifeboat-crew bouncer ever.

0:43:13 > 0:43:15'You're not coming in.'

0:43:15 > 0:43:17Freya's Not Coming In.

0:43:17 > 0:43:20Flying high with his bingo wings...

0:43:22 > 0:43:24..it's Full House Chris.

0:43:24 > 0:43:26And finally he's a walking piece of art...

0:43:26 > 0:43:28HE SHOUTS

0:43:28 > 0:43:31..it can only be Priceless Howie.

0:43:33 > 0:43:34OK, off goes heat one.

0:43:35 > 0:43:37The last person standing

0:43:37 > 0:43:40will reserve their place in today's Wipeout Zone.

0:43:40 > 0:43:42Here come the inflatables.

0:43:42 > 0:43:45Nothing funnier than a rubber dinghy in the face.

0:43:45 > 0:43:47I agree.

0:43:49 > 0:43:51They're all getting a pelting.

0:43:51 > 0:43:53Howie opting for extra protection there.

0:43:53 > 0:43:55Good idea.

0:43:55 > 0:43:57That ring spells trouble. I know it.

0:43:57 > 0:44:00Yeah, Andy's the lucky recipient.

0:44:00 > 0:44:04And finally there go the fingers. And there goes Conor!

0:44:04 > 0:44:07Hanging on for dear life, but that's futile. He is out.

0:44:07 > 0:44:09Oh, Freya is off.

0:44:13 > 0:44:15Oh, that's Andy. He's going for a ride.

0:44:15 > 0:44:16- Whee!- Ha-ha.

0:44:16 > 0:44:19Look at that. A thing of beauty.

0:44:23 > 0:44:25A little wave. And Andy's gone.

0:44:25 > 0:44:28Just Chris, William and Howie left on.

0:44:31 > 0:44:32Oh...

0:44:33 > 0:44:35Oh, no. Oh, no.

0:44:35 > 0:44:37They're all down.

0:44:37 > 0:44:38And Howie's gone.

0:44:38 > 0:44:41Chris and Will are up.

0:44:41 > 0:44:43But no, Chris is out.

0:44:43 > 0:44:46That means Non-Toff William is the first contestant

0:44:46 > 0:44:47to reach today's Wipeout Zone.

0:44:47 > 0:44:51It's heat two, and Conor, Chris, Freya, Andy and Howie

0:44:51 > 0:44:54are left to battle it out for the last two places.

0:44:54 > 0:44:57Bring on those frightening inflatables.

0:44:58 > 0:45:01Howie holding onto his helmet for dear life.

0:45:06 > 0:45:09Oh, no, Andy's been nailed by a flannel. Dangerous(!)

0:45:09 > 0:45:11And the fingers are off.

0:45:14 > 0:45:16Ooh, Freya's down.

0:45:16 > 0:45:20Great recovery, though.

0:45:20 > 0:45:22Oh, no, she's down and out this time.

0:45:22 > 0:45:24Very out. Poor Freya.

0:45:24 > 0:45:27She's only got one more chance at this now.

0:45:27 > 0:45:28if she's to make the final.

0:45:30 > 0:45:33Ooh, and that's Howie down... And up again.

0:45:35 > 0:45:36Oh, and down again.

0:45:36 > 0:45:38Come on.

0:45:39 > 0:45:40Oh, in the face!

0:45:40 > 0:45:42That looked nasty.

0:45:45 > 0:45:48Just Andy, Conor and Chris left.

0:45:48 > 0:45:50They all make it over.

0:45:55 > 0:45:58Oh, no. That's Conor. And Andy's down.

0:45:58 > 0:46:03So Full House Chris has bagged his spot in the Wipeout Zone.

0:46:03 > 0:46:07An unfortunate synchronised fall from Conor and Andy

0:46:07 > 0:46:08means that time is running out for them now,

0:46:08 > 0:46:12but Chris's faultless performance brings him within touching distance

0:46:12 > 0:46:14of that £10,000 prize.

0:46:14 > 0:46:16OK, this is heat three

0:46:16 > 0:46:21and it's all or nothing for Andy, Conor, Freya and Howie.

0:46:22 > 0:46:26It's those menacing flannels and terrifying inflatables.

0:46:26 > 0:46:28Nasty.

0:46:32 > 0:46:35Oh, Freya takes a ring to the noggin.

0:46:36 > 0:46:38CONOR SCREAMS

0:46:38 > 0:46:42Oh, Conor's been flannelled and he's screaming again.

0:46:42 > 0:46:45Right, this is now very serious-ish.

0:46:45 > 0:46:48One of these four is going through to today's final.

0:46:48 > 0:46:51Andy and Howie stumble...

0:46:52 > 0:46:59Ooh-hoo! Andy and Conor down. Good recovery from Conor.

0:46:59 > 0:47:01Oh, no, that's Andy gone.

0:47:01 > 0:47:03But what's this?

0:47:03 > 0:47:06I've never seen anyone so happy to lose.

0:47:08 > 0:47:11One of these three is going through to the Wipeout Zone.

0:47:11 > 0:47:13Oh, Howie and Conor down.

0:47:13 > 0:47:15But they're up again.

0:47:17 > 0:47:19Oh, Howie is out.

0:47:23 > 0:47:24Oh, and so is Conor.

0:47:26 > 0:47:30Freya doesn't know she's won. But she does now.

0:47:32 > 0:47:35Poor Conor just fell at the last hurdle.

0:47:35 > 0:47:37But Freya's Not Coming In is coming in

0:47:37 > 0:47:40to today's Wipeout Zone. What a performance.

0:47:41 > 0:47:45So a small pause to say goodbye to the three fallen heroes.

0:47:45 > 0:47:48Priceless Howie, who's been priceless all day.

0:47:48 > 0:47:51Derry Derry Loud Conor put in the loudest performance

0:47:51 > 0:47:52I've heard for some time.

0:47:52 > 0:47:55And Pleasure Beach Andy.

0:47:55 > 0:47:57Well, he's had a lovely day out.

0:47:57 > 0:47:59We've had some good times today, haven't we?

0:47:59 > 0:48:02Do you remember when Freya got through he Terror-Go-Round?

0:48:02 > 0:48:04It was great, wasn't it?

0:48:04 > 0:48:06What about the time Chris got through the Terror-Go-Round?

0:48:06 > 0:48:08Ah, the memories! Happy days.

0:48:08 > 0:48:10But then it all changed.

0:48:10 > 0:48:13Back then we used to laugh at people jogging on the silly roundabout

0:48:13 > 0:48:18and now, now I have to do some work and actually present the show.

0:48:18 > 0:48:21I don't mean to sound old, but life's not as good as it used to be

0:48:21 > 0:48:23just a few minutes ago.

0:48:23 > 0:48:24It's not all bad news, though,

0:48:24 > 0:48:27because a video recorder is about to play you a reminder

0:48:27 > 0:48:29of who the finalists are

0:48:29 > 0:48:32and I don't have to say a word, so swings and roundabouts...

0:48:35 > 0:48:36The emotions I'm feeling

0:48:36 > 0:48:37just cannot be described.

0:48:37 > 0:48:42I've never had such a mixed bag of emotions - stress, tense, excitement.

0:48:44 > 0:48:45I'm so excited

0:48:45 > 0:48:47to be in the final three.

0:48:47 > 0:48:51It is the best feeling ever. I can't believe it.

0:48:55 > 0:48:56Still can't quite believe it.

0:48:56 > 0:48:57It's surreal.

0:48:57 > 0:48:59It will be one of the most memorable

0:48:59 > 0:49:00experiences I've ever had.

0:49:00 > 0:49:04Those bingo-playing grannies might not have much energy in them legs

0:49:04 > 0:49:07but when they see me do the Wipeout Zone they'll be doing star jumps!

0:49:07 > 0:49:10Chris is a bingo caller. I can totally wipe the board with him.

0:49:10 > 0:49:12I wasn't sure he was going to be one of the major threats

0:49:12 > 0:49:16until his performance on the Double Cross.

0:49:16 > 0:49:19I was amazed to see him fly over that.

0:49:19 > 0:49:21He's definitely competition.

0:49:21 > 0:49:23People always think it's a man's world,

0:49:23 > 0:49:26but in Total Wipeout, it's not. It's going to be a woman's world.

0:49:27 > 0:49:30- Freya is extremely athletic. - She's got determination,

0:49:30 > 0:49:32she's got the drive, focus and ability to back it up.

0:49:32 > 0:49:34It's a dangerous combination.

0:49:36 > 0:49:39I think I may be Total Wipeout's very own Just William.

0:49:39 > 0:49:40I'm a little bit cheeky, a bit naughty,

0:49:40 > 0:49:43but I'm always a winner at the end of the day.

0:49:43 > 0:49:44I see him as a favourite.

0:49:44 > 0:49:48He's my main competition, but I'd like him to fall off something.

0:49:48 > 0:49:52Tonight I'm going to be Kelly's Eye, number one.

0:49:52 > 0:49:55I'm going to be excited and I'm going to be relaxed.

0:49:55 > 0:49:57There won't be nay nerves tonight.

0:49:57 > 0:49:59I'm going to smash the bingo manager and the toff.

0:49:59 > 0:50:03They can get wiped out. I'm here to win and I'm going to do it.

0:50:11 > 0:50:14It's getting dark. I love that.

0:50:14 > 0:50:16It's getting scary.

0:50:16 > 0:50:17I love that.

0:50:17 > 0:50:19It's the Wipeout Zone.

0:50:19 > 0:50:22I can't even begin to tell you how much I love that.

0:50:22 > 0:50:24And the first to brave it is Freya.

0:50:24 > 0:50:25I love her.

0:50:29 > 0:50:33Her name is down and she is coming in.

0:50:34 > 0:50:38I'm doing this for the 17 that didn't get to be here tonight!

0:50:49 > 0:50:55And she's off. Freya setting the benchmark for the other two to beat.

0:50:55 > 0:50:57Heading for the Rapid Climb.

0:50:59 > 0:51:01She's one super-confident chick.

0:51:01 > 0:51:05Yeah, she is that. Once up, the countdown begins. Ten seconds.

0:51:05 > 0:51:07If Freya is too slow, she'll get washed away

0:51:07 > 0:51:09buy a giant tidal wave.

0:51:09 > 0:51:10She's got to get a move on.

0:51:10 > 0:51:12She's up and it's begun.

0:51:12 > 0:51:15Not a fast start but she is picking up speed.

0:51:21 > 0:51:23Pretty good moves from Freya.

0:51:25 > 0:51:28Onto the Seesaw of Truth now. Very confident.

0:51:28 > 0:51:32Great balance there. Not even a wobble as she tips.

0:51:32 > 0:51:33Ooh.

0:51:34 > 0:51:38- Oh.- She's fine. That was very close.

0:51:38 > 0:51:41Needs to get her timing right on the Crazy Sweeper.

0:51:41 > 0:51:42Come on, Freya.

0:51:42 > 0:51:44Come on.

0:51:44 > 0:51:46She's going for it.

0:51:46 > 0:51:48I think she's going to try and do it in one.

0:51:48 > 0:51:50Which is a risk. No. It's a duck.

0:51:50 > 0:51:54And she's up again. Hurry, that sweeper is coming.

0:51:57 > 0:51:58And she's across.

0:51:58 > 0:52:00This is fast. Oh, no, too fast.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04She didn't judge that very well.

0:52:04 > 0:52:07That could be the slip-up that cost her the title.

0:52:07 > 0:52:08Come on, Freya.

0:52:11 > 0:52:16If she gets her energy back, this could still be a strong time.

0:52:16 > 0:52:18But she's struggling.

0:52:18 > 0:52:21Come on. Using up every last ounce of strength.

0:52:21 > 0:52:23Final leap.

0:52:23 > 0:52:26And Freya completes the Wipeout Zone in two minutes exactly.

0:52:26 > 0:52:29A very good time. But will it be good enough today?

0:52:29 > 0:52:31It all started so promisingly

0:52:31 > 0:52:34until Freya fell at almost the final hurdle.

0:52:34 > 0:52:36But will it cost her the prize?

0:52:36 > 0:52:40Freya, that was fantastic. How are you feeling?

0:52:40 > 0:52:42- Pretty tired.- Uh-huh?

0:52:42 > 0:52:45I know that you were confident you'd be lifting the trophy tonight.

0:52:45 > 0:52:49You're doing it for the girls and you've done the girls proud

0:52:49 > 0:52:52with an even two minutes!

0:52:52 > 0:52:54- That's all right.- That's good. - Hopefully it's enough.

0:52:54 > 0:52:57I know and Chris is up next and he's pretty fast,

0:52:57 > 0:53:01- but yours is the time to beat. Let's watch.- Hopefully.

0:53:03 > 0:53:06The bingo operations manager takes his position.

0:53:08 > 0:53:09I can do this. Come on.

0:53:12 > 0:53:14Eyes down.

0:53:21 > 0:53:24So, two minutes flat is the time to beat

0:53:24 > 0:53:27although Chris doesn't know that, of course.

0:53:27 > 0:53:29He's just going to do his best.

0:53:29 > 0:53:31You should keep that mouth closed.

0:53:31 > 0:53:34There's a lot of water heading in its direction.

0:53:37 > 0:53:40I'll be honest, I have seen quicker starts.

0:53:40 > 0:53:43- Oh, little slip.- Oh, you see?

0:53:43 > 0:53:44Not easy.

0:53:46 > 0:53:48No, no, it's not.

0:53:48 > 0:53:49Come on, Chris.

0:53:53 > 0:53:55He's up and the countdown starts.

0:53:57 > 0:54:00This is more like it.

0:54:00 > 0:54:02The battle is well and truly on now.

0:54:02 > 0:54:03Onto the seesaw.

0:54:03 > 0:54:04Not a bad time so far.

0:54:04 > 0:54:06It's going to be close

0:54:06 > 0:54:09if he keeps up this pace and doesn't make any mistakes.

0:54:11 > 0:54:13He's being cautious.

0:54:14 > 0:54:18He is but it's working for him. He's got to the Crazy Sweeper already.

0:54:20 > 0:54:22Waits, picks his moment. He's off.

0:54:22 > 0:54:23Come on, come on.

0:54:23 > 0:54:25Ooh... Ducks but up again quickly.

0:54:28 > 0:54:30Why is he waiting? Don't... Oh.

0:54:31 > 0:54:34He's up very quickly once again.

0:54:34 > 0:54:37And...he's across.

0:54:37 > 0:54:39Now the Turntables.

0:54:39 > 0:54:41Good start.

0:54:41 > 0:54:42Come on, Chris.

0:54:44 > 0:54:46Make that leap. Here we go.

0:54:46 > 0:54:48Yes. Oh! No, not again!

0:54:48 > 0:54:51He did what you did!

0:54:51 > 0:54:54Chris fell in exactly the same place as Freya.

0:54:56 > 0:54:58He must be running low on energy now.

0:54:58 > 0:55:02Here we go. One final leap.

0:55:07 > 0:55:10And the clock stops on 2:11.

0:55:10 > 0:55:12It's good, but it's not good enough to beat Freya.

0:55:13 > 0:55:17A steady measured performance from Chris until that costly fall

0:55:17 > 0:55:19ended his chances of lifting the trophy.

0:55:19 > 0:55:21Chris! Oh, my goodness.

0:55:21 > 0:55:25You know what, at home right now, all the grannies

0:55:25 > 0:55:28from the bingo hall will be leaping out of their couches

0:55:28 > 0:55:29with excitement.

0:55:30 > 0:55:34Chris, they're going to have to sit back down in their seats again

0:55:34 > 0:55:37because Freya was faster than you. I'm sorry, my man.

0:55:37 > 0:55:41Freya! Go join the others, Chris.

0:55:41 > 0:55:43But, Freya... Oooh!

0:55:43 > 0:55:46- You know what this means? - One down, one to go.

0:55:46 > 0:55:47Yours is still the time to beat.

0:55:47 > 0:55:50William is up next. He's pretty fast. Let's watch.

0:55:50 > 0:55:52Fingers crossed.

0:55:54 > 0:55:57Non-Toff William takes his starting position.

0:55:58 > 0:56:01Time to break some records, baby!

0:56:01 > 0:56:04Yeah, don't call me "baby". It's...awkward.

0:56:12 > 0:56:16So, can William break any records on this Wipeout Zone?

0:56:16 > 0:56:18Two minutes is the target.

0:56:23 > 0:56:25Again, this isn't the fastest of starts.

0:56:27 > 0:56:30- He looks to be struggling here, too. - Oh.

0:56:30 > 0:56:33But he's up now. The countdown has begun.

0:56:35 > 0:56:38Dashing up the Rapid Climb. Good work.

0:56:40 > 0:56:43He made that look easy, but will he be so confident on the seesaw?

0:56:43 > 0:56:48I think the answer is yes. Makes the tip. No problem.

0:56:48 > 0:56:50He's doing well.

0:56:50 > 0:56:53Apparently so. Crazy Sweeper now.

0:56:53 > 0:56:55Drops to his knees.

0:56:55 > 0:56:58He's up. Still going.

0:56:58 > 0:57:01Yep. Staying ahead of the sweeper.

0:57:01 > 0:57:03This is good. And he's made it.

0:57:05 > 0:57:08William could be heading for a resounding victory here.

0:57:09 > 0:57:11Two more jumps. Here we go.

0:57:11 > 0:57:13Oh, not again!

0:57:13 > 0:57:17No. That's all three in the same place.

0:57:17 > 0:57:20This is still a good time, though.

0:57:27 > 0:57:32If he can make the last jump, he'll surely be taking the trophy.

0:57:32 > 0:57:36But the energy reserves are at rock bottom. Come on, William.

0:57:36 > 0:57:39Find some strength from somewhere.

0:57:39 > 0:57:40This has got to hurt.

0:57:41 > 0:57:45He's up. One jump.

0:57:45 > 0:57:48And that's it. William finishes in 1:46.

0:57:48 > 0:57:49We have a winner.

0:57:51 > 0:57:54A really fast run from William, even though, like the others,

0:57:54 > 0:57:56he fell on the second turntable.

0:57:56 > 0:57:57An amazing performance.

0:57:57 > 0:57:59Over to Amanda to break the news.

0:57:59 > 0:58:02William, my man. Come on out and join me.

0:58:02 > 0:58:05You were pretty fantastic out there tonight, William.

0:58:05 > 0:58:09Freya was absolutely brilliant, too.

0:58:09 > 0:58:13I've got to tell you, you're not just William...

0:58:13 > 0:58:16you are William, the Total Wipeout champion!

0:58:16 > 0:58:22So William Parry walks away with £10,000 and a Total Wipeout trophy

0:58:22 > 0:58:24and will be returning with Freya and Chris

0:58:24 > 0:58:26to break more records in the final.

0:58:26 > 0:58:29Sorry, I forgot I needed to do the end bit.

0:58:29 > 0:58:32It's just I really needed to go to the shops before they close.

0:58:32 > 0:58:35So, from Amanda and me, goodbye.

0:58:35 > 0:58:37Hi, I'd like to buy a tin of luncheon meat

0:58:37 > 0:58:38and some cheese strings.

0:58:38 > 0:58:39What do you mean, you're closed?

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