Episode 1

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05On Two Tribes, our seven contestants have already answered yes or no

0:00:05 > 0:00:08to hundreds of questions revealing everything about themselves.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13Of today's players, we know that only one of them

0:00:13 > 0:00:15went to private school.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Two of them are adrenaline junkies.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20But all of them are about to play the quiz that

0:00:20 > 0:00:22puts their knowledge and their personalities to the test.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Good evening, everyone, and welcome to Two Tribes,

0:00:30 > 0:00:33the quiz show where you never know whose side you're going to be on.

0:00:33 > 0:00:37We've got seven new contestants all ready to play - let's meet them.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42I'm Phil, I'm an estate manager from London.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44I'm Paul, I'm a retired accountant from Suffolk.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47I'm Debra, a civil servant from Bristol.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51I'm Janet, I'm a communications manager from Woking in Surrey.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54I'm Justin, a carer from Carrickfergus in County Antrim.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58I'm Jacquee, a writer from Southend in Essex.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00I'm Oli, I'm a financial adviser from Bolton.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Welcome along, all seven of you, it's lovely to have you here.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Before the show, you all completed our in-depth survey answering

0:01:09 > 0:01:11hundreds of questions all about yourselves.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13There are some of them up there.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16In every round, we're going to split you into two tribes,

0:01:16 > 0:01:19based on who said yes and who said no to some of those.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Then both tribes will face a series

0:01:20 > 0:01:22of general knowledge questions against each other.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26To stay safe, you need to make sure your tribe is the winning tribe.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28At the end of the show, one of you will be walking away

0:01:28 > 0:01:30with a rather lovely prize.

0:01:30 > 0:01:35So very best of luck to you all. Let's look at our first two tribes.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Before the show, we asked you the following...

0:01:45 > 0:01:46This is a whole other type of show...

0:01:46 > 0:01:48- LAUGHTER - ..but let's take a look.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Our Yes Tribe, our singletons, are...

0:01:51 > 0:01:55Debra, Janet and Justin.

0:01:55 > 0:02:00And our No Tribe - Phil, Paul, Jacquee and Oli.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Everyone join your tribes!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11So, our Yes Tribe, our singletons, we will do a quiz in a minute,

0:02:11 > 0:02:14but I have to talk to you about it. Debra, you're single.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15- Yep.- Are you looking?

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Erm, I'm always on the look, however, I am pretty happily single.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Literally always on the lookout?

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Yeah! Checking out the audience right now.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Yeah. I can see a few in there, can you?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Er, not as many as I'd like, no offence.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32LAUGHTER

0:02:32 > 0:02:35That is so not the way to get on the side of an audience.

0:02:36 > 0:02:41- Janet, currently single, happily single?- Yes.- Looking?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Yeah, if it comes along, be nice.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45And what would you be looking for, if someone's watching thinking,

0:02:45 > 0:02:48"Yeah, I wouldn't mind a piece of Janet."

0:02:48 > 0:02:49- I quite like... - LAUGHTER

0:02:49 > 0:02:53I quite like tall, dark-haired gentlemen who run quiz shows.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56AUDIENCE: Ooh!

0:02:56 > 0:02:57Well, I'll tell you now...

0:02:57 > 0:03:01I've got Bradley Walsh's phone number, so I will give it to you.

0:03:01 > 0:03:08- Justin. Also single. Also looking? - Sometimes, yeah.- Sometimes.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10What would be the ideal woman for you, Justin?

0:03:10 > 0:03:14- A younger Carol Vorderman. - A younger Carol Vorderman.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15AUDIENCE: Ohh...

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Blimey, that's Carol Vorderman these days, isn't it?

0:03:23 > 0:03:24APPLAUSE

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Well, Yes Tribe, wish you all luck. No Tribe...

0:03:28 > 0:03:31how smug you all look. Phil...

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- happily taken, yeah?- Absolutely.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Want to wave hello to someone at home?

0:03:35 > 0:03:39I'd like to say hello to my lovely three-year-old daughter,

0:03:39 > 0:03:43- nearly three, and my sweet wife, obviously.- Aww.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Makes you sick, doesn't it?

0:03:46 > 0:03:48- Jacquee, you're off the market.- Yes.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Any advice for our singletons over here?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Erm...stay single.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00- That's not fair, really. I am happily married.- Yeah, I believe you(!)

0:04:00 > 0:04:03No Tribe, we will start quizzing with you.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05I'm going to give you 60 seconds of questions.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Get one wrong, I'll pass that question down the line.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09If you all get the same question wrong,

0:04:09 > 0:04:11your 60 seconds will end immediately.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14The tribe with the fewest points at the end of this round,

0:04:14 > 0:04:15one of you will be going home.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18So if you're on the winning tribe, you are safe.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- No Tribe, are you ready to play? - Yes.- Yep.- OK, start the clock.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Phil, which Brazilian is the only footballer to have been

0:04:24 > 0:04:26part of three World Cup winning sides?

0:04:26 > 0:04:27- Pele.- Correct.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Paul, what K is the term for food prepared

0:04:29 > 0:04:31in accordance with Jewish law?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Pass.- Jacquee.- Oh...

0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Pass.- Oli.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37- Kosher.- Kosher is right.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41Phil, San Marino is bordered on all sides by which European country?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43- France.- Incorrect. Paul.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44- Italy.- Correct.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Jacquee, Tony Christie's 1971 song asks Is This The Way To where?

0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Amarillo.- Correct.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Oli, in which century did Oliver Cromwell become Lord Protector?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54- 16th.- Incorrect. Phil.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55- 17th.- Correct.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Paul, starring Todd Carty, Tucker's Luck was a spin-off from which

0:04:58 > 0:05:00long-running TV series?

0:05:00 > 0:05:01- Pass.- Jacquee.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04- Pass.- Oli.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05- Grange Hill.- Correct.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Phil, in 2013 Willem-Alexander succeeded his mother

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Beatrix as the reigning monarch of which country?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Pass.- Paul.- Holland.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13The Netherlands, yes.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Jacquee, the author born Mary Ann Evans

0:05:15 > 0:05:17wrote Middlemarch under what pseudonym?

0:05:17 > 0:05:18- George Eliot.- Correct.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Oli, what name is given to the two points

0:05:20 > 0:05:22in the year when day and night are at equal length?

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Solstice.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Your time is up, the correct answer to that one was equinox.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29But, No Tribe, you scored eight points.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31APPLAUSE

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Very good effort there from our No Tribe.

0:05:38 > 0:05:43Now, Yes Tribe, nine points will see you safe and sound

0:05:43 > 0:05:44and into the next round.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48It will also attract hordes of single people watching at home.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50- LAUGHTER - But no pressure.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Debra, Janet, Justin, you all ready?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Start the clock. Debra, Victoria, Tasmania

0:05:56 > 0:05:58and Queensland are states of which country?

0:05:58 > 0:05:59- Australia.- Correct.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Janet, which game played on horseback is divided into time

0:06:02 > 0:06:03periods known as chukkas?

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Polo.- Correct. Justin, which Star Wars character has been

0:06:06 > 0:06:09portrayed by Alec Guinness and Ewan McGregor?

0:06:09 > 0:06:10- Pass.- Debra.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12- Obi-Wan Kenobi.- Correct.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Janet, "azul" is the Spanish word for which colour?

0:06:14 > 0:06:15- Blue.- Correct.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Justin, which Spice Girl has had the most

0:06:18 > 0:06:19UK number one singles as a solo artist?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Ginger.- Correct, Geri Haliwell.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Debra, what is the official London residence

0:06:23 > 0:06:27of the Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Kensington Palace.- Incorrect. Janet.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30- Clarence House.- Correct.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Justin, in maths, what is the sum total

0:06:32 > 0:06:34of the three internal angles of a triangle?

0:06:34 > 0:06:35- 180 degrees.- Correct.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Debra, what was the name of the dog who was

0:06:37 > 0:06:39a member of Enid Blyton's Famous Five?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Pass.- Janet.- Pass.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Justin, to save your tribe.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Blackie.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45RICHARD SIGHS

0:06:45 > 0:06:49The answer to that one was Timmy, and you scored SEVEN points.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51AUDIENCE: Aww.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Goodness me, great round from both tribes there, but, No Tribe,

0:06:59 > 0:07:02with eight points, you are safely through to the next round.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Please take your place in the centre.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Yes Tribe, a valiant effort there, seven points, not bad at all.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14But I'm afraid we're going to have to lose one of you.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17I'm going to ask you a series of questions now,

0:07:17 > 0:07:18buzz in and give me a correct answer,

0:07:18 > 0:07:21you'll be safely through with the others in the next round.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Give me an incorrect answer, though,

0:07:23 > 0:07:25you'll be going straight home, so do take care.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Here's your first question.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Which Western film was released in Italy with the title

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Il Buono, Il...? Justin.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Il Buono, Il Brutto, Il Cattivo...

0:07:35 > 0:07:37The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Justin,

0:07:37 > 0:07:39very well played, you're through to the next round.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Debra, Janet...one of you will be going through to the next round,

0:07:45 > 0:07:46one of you will be leaving us,

0:07:46 > 0:07:49and it all comes down to this one question.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51In the United States,

0:07:51 > 0:07:54which bird is traditionally pardoned by the President at Thanksgiving?

0:07:54 > 0:07:57- Janet.- Turkey.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Janet, turkey is the correct answer, you're through to the

0:08:00 > 0:08:03next round, very well played, please take your place in the centre.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Debra, I'm so sorry.- It's all right, never mind.- Never mind.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13I hope at least that your brief time on the show brings you love.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15You'll let us know, won't you?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Yeah, I hear lads like girls that are more stupid than them,

0:08:17 > 0:08:19so going off first will be good.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22That is true.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24But thank you so much for playing, Debra.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28For our other six, it's time to find our next two tribes.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Congratulations, all six of you, safely through to the

0:08:33 > 0:08:36second round, very good play by both tribes in that one.

0:08:36 > 0:08:37We're going to split you up now, though,

0:08:37 > 0:08:40into two brand-new tribes. How are we going to do that?

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Well, before the show we asked you the following...

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Our Yes Tribe. Our karaoke lovers are...

0:08:54 > 0:08:58Phil, Janet and Oli.

0:08:58 > 0:09:03Our No Tribe - Phil, Justin and Jacquee. Please join your tribes.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09So, I'm going to start with our No Tribe.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11You don't like karaoke. I imagine there's a lot of

0:09:11 > 0:09:14sympathetic people at home who'll be on your side for this one.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Justin, you're not a singer or you don't

0:09:16 > 0:09:18like listening to other people sing?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20People run away when I do karaoke.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22LAUGHTER

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Jacquee, you don't enjoy karaoke?

0:09:23 > 0:09:26No, I don't, cos most people who get up to sing can't,

0:09:26 > 0:09:28and they won't get off.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30So it's just torture and torment.

0:09:30 > 0:09:37But our Yes Tribe, ah, what a line-up. Phil, you a karaoke fan?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- I have dabbled in the past. - You've dabbled.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44- And what's your finest number? - I like a bit of Jack the Knife.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45- Jack the Knife?- Yes.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49- Mack the Knife?- That's the one.

0:09:51 > 0:09:57- Janet, what do you like doing most at a karaoke?- A bit of Janis Joplin.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Janis Joplin?- Yes.- Goodness me.

0:09:59 > 0:10:04Blimey O'Riley, where are you doing karaoke? That's quite cool.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07- Mostly in the States.- OK. And Oli...

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Ocean Colour Scene, Day We Caught The Train.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Everybody else joins in, you see, so they drown you out.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14That's the key in karaoke, make sure you do something where

0:10:14 > 0:10:17everyone joins in on the chorus, cos then you're not exposed.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21I do Ignition by R. Kelly, if you're ever out on karaoke with me.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Let's start with our Yes Tribe, I'm going

0:10:24 > 0:10:26to give you 60 seconds' worth of questions,

0:10:26 > 0:10:29if you get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line, if all three of you

0:10:29 > 0:10:32get the same question wrong, your 60 seconds will end immediately.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34The tribe with the fewest points at the end of this round,

0:10:34 > 0:10:35one of you will be going home.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38So if you're on the winning tribe, you are safe.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Start the clock. Phil, who was the first member of the royal family

0:10:42 > 0:10:45to win the BBC Sports Personality of the Year award?

0:10:45 > 0:10:46- Pass.- Janet.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47- Princess Anne.- Correct.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Oli, Balthazar, Jeroboam and Magnum are all sizes of what?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Champagne.- Yep, or wine bottles.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Phil, "In space no-one can hear you scream"

0:10:54 > 0:10:57was the tag line for which 1979 film?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Pass.- Janet.- Pass. - Oli, save your team!

0:10:59 > 0:11:02- Alien.- It's the right answer. Phil, which East Midlands

0:11:02 > 0:11:04professional football club is nicknamed "The Rams"?

0:11:04 > 0:11:05- Derby County.- Correct.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09Janet, in 2008, model Carla Bruni married which president of France?

0:11:09 > 0:11:10- President Sarkozy.- Correct.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Oli, kulfi is a South Asian form of which dessert?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- Custard.- Incorrect. Phil.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Rice pudding.- Incorrect, Janet.

0:11:18 > 0:11:23- Jam.- It's not I'm afraid, kulfi is the South Asian form of ice cream.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Yes Tribe, you scored five points.

0:11:31 > 0:11:36So, No Tribe, six points will see you safely through

0:11:36 > 0:11:38to the next round.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Your hatred of karaoke will have paid off - at last.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Very best of luck.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Start the clock. Paul, Pyongyang is the capital city of which country?

0:11:48 > 0:11:49- Vietnam?- Incorrect. Justin.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51- North Korea!- Correct.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Jacquee, Walmington-on-Sea was the fictional setting

0:11:53 > 0:11:55- for which sitcom? - Dad's Army.- Correct.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Paul, London's Tower Bridge was completed in which century?

0:11:59 > 0:12:01- 18th?- Incorrect. Justin.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02- 19th.- Correct.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Jacquee, in 1821 The Guardian newspaper

0:12:04 > 0:12:05was founded in which northern city?

0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Manchester.- Correct.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Paul, which French fashion designer created Madonna's

0:12:10 > 0:12:11iconic conical bra?

0:12:11 > 0:12:13- Yves Saint Laurent?- Incorrect. Justin.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14Jean Paul Gaultier.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Correct, Jacquee, to win, which former leader

0:12:16 > 0:12:19of the Conservative Party became foreign secretary in 2010?

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Pass.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22- Paul.- William Hague.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26Correct answer! No Tribe, you've got six points.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28You are safely through to the next round.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Please take your place in the centre.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39Yes Tribe...time to sing for your supper, I'm afraid.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41You're on the wrong tribe at the wrong time

0:12:41 > 0:12:43and one of you will be leaving us.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Buzz in, get one right, you're safely through to the next round.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Buzz in, get one wrong, however, you'll be going straight home,

0:12:49 > 0:12:51so do take care. All ready?

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Here's your first question.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Born in 1901, which author of hundreds of romantic novels

0:12:58 > 0:13:00famously dressed in pink?

0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Janet.- Barbara Cartland.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Correct answer, Janet, you're safe.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06Take your place in the middle.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Phil and Oli...

0:13:11 > 0:13:13one of you will be taking your place in the centre there,

0:13:13 > 0:13:16one will be heading home.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18It all comes down to this one question,

0:13:18 > 0:13:20very best of luck to you both.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23According to legend, visitors who throw coins into which

0:13:23 > 0:13:26famous fountain in Rome are ensured a return to the city?

0:13:26 > 0:13:28- Oli.- Trevi.

0:13:28 > 0:13:29Trevi Fountain, Oli, is the right answer,

0:13:29 > 0:13:33you're through to the next round, take your place in the centre.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39Phil, I'm so sorry we have to lose you now,

0:13:39 > 0:13:41it's been lovely to have you here.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44But, for our other five, let's find our next two tribes.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46AUDIENCE: Woo!

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Congratulations to our final five.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Paul and Jacquee have been on both winning tribes so far.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Do you want to know something you all have in common?

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Tell you two things - all of you would like to be able to time travel -

0:13:56 > 0:13:58quite right - but none of you likes Dr Who.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00LAUGHTER

0:14:00 > 0:14:04But what are our next two tribes going to be on today's show?

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Before the show we asked you the following...

0:14:14 > 0:14:15OK, this'll be interesting.

0:14:15 > 0:14:21On the Yes Tribe our liars are Justin and Jacquee.

0:14:21 > 0:14:26And on our No Tribe - Paul, Janet and Oli.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Everybody, join your tribes.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Justin and Jacquee, our Yes Tribe.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Justin, you lie about your age,

0:14:37 > 0:14:40- or you have lied about your age at some point.- I'm 29.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- OK, then why lie? - LAUGHTER

0:14:45 > 0:14:49- Jacquee, you lie about your age sometimes?- I do, yes.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53- For what reason?- I like to do a lot of drama and I want good parts.

0:14:53 > 0:14:54So if I say I'm too old they won't give me

0:14:54 > 0:14:57the part of the ingenue or the romantic lead, will they?

0:14:57 > 0:14:58I'm sure they would.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04No Tribe, Paul, such an honest man.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07You've been on two winning tribes, you going to be on another now?

0:15:07 > 0:15:11- Is your honesty going to serve you well?- Hope so.- And, Janet...

0:15:11 > 0:15:14never been in a situation where you've been tempted to lie?

0:15:14 > 0:15:17- Has anyone ever got your age wrong?- Yes.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Oh, have they?- Yes. - In a good way or a bad way?

0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Depends how you look at it! Mostly in a bad way.- Oh, dear.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26And, Oli, how old are you, sir?

0:15:26 > 0:15:2930. Actually 30.

0:15:29 > 0:15:34"Actually 30", such a liar, he's 37, 38, something like that.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37So, No Tribe, we will start with you.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Don't forget, the winning tribe in this round will be

0:15:39 > 0:15:41going straight through to our final four.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44No Tribe, I'm going to give you 60 seconds' worth of questions,

0:15:44 > 0:15:46get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48If all three of you get the same question wrong,

0:15:48 > 0:15:50your 60 seconds will end immediately.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54- Paul, Janet, Oli, you ready? - Mm-hmm.- Start the clock.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Paul, the official end to all food rationing after

0:15:56 > 0:15:59the Second World War occurred in which decade?

0:15:59 > 0:16:00- Ehh, fifties?- Correct.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Janet, what was the nationality of the painters

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Rembrandt and Johannes Vermeer?

0:16:04 > 0:16:05- Dutch.- Correct.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Oli, which legendary pop star appeared as a hologram

0:16:08 > 0:16:10at the 2014 Billboard Music Awards?

0:16:10 > 0:16:11- Michael Jackson.- Correct.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Paul, Keir Hardie was a pioneer in the formation of which

0:16:14 > 0:16:15UK political party?

0:16:15 > 0:16:16- Labour Party.- Correct.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Janet, the fictional island of Lilliput

0:16:18 > 0:16:20features in which Jonathan Swift novel?

0:16:20 > 0:16:21- Gulliver's Travels.- Correct.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Oli, which composer's music, known as Ode to Joy,

0:16:23 > 0:16:25is the anthem of the European Union?

0:16:27 > 0:16:28- Pass.- Paul.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- Beethoven.- Correct.

0:16:31 > 0:16:32Janet, in the periodic table,

0:16:32 > 0:16:35which chemical element is represented by the letter S?

0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Sodium.- Incorrect. Oli.

0:16:37 > 0:16:38- Sulphur.- Correct.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Paul, Mount Kilimanjaro is in which African country?

0:16:41 > 0:16:42- Tanzania.- Correct.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Janet, which four-letter word was removed from the

0:16:45 > 0:16:47iconic Hollywood sign in the 1940s?

0:16:47 > 0:16:49- Holy.- Incorrect. Oli.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Film.- Incorrect. Paul.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Can you repeat the question?

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Which four... Ooh.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58It was which four-letter word was removed from the

0:16:58 > 0:16:59iconic Hollywood sign in the 1940s?

0:16:59 > 0:17:01It was "land".

0:17:01 > 0:17:04It was originally Hollywoodland. It was a residential complex. But...

0:17:04 > 0:17:08at the end of that round, No Tribe, you scored eight points.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11APPLAUSE

0:17:12 > 0:17:16That's a good score, Justin and Jacquee, and unfortunately,

0:17:16 > 0:17:19in this round, you can't score six and pretend you've got nine.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Oh, that's a shame.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23But nine points is your target.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26That'll see you straight through to the final four.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30Justin, Jacquee, you both ready? Start the clock.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31Justin, which forest in Nottinghamshire is

0:17:31 > 0:17:33famously associated with Robin Hood?

0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Sherwood.- Correct. Jacquee, wing commander and squadron leader

0:17:36 > 0:17:38are commissioned ranks in which of the armed forces?

0:17:38 > 0:17:39- RAF.- Correct.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Justin, Elton John's 1973 original version of Candle in the Wind

0:17:42 > 0:17:44was about which actress?

0:17:44 > 0:17:45- Marilyn Monroe.- Correct.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Jacquee, Rudolf Nuruyev was

0:17:47 > 0:17:49a famous performer in what field of the performing arts?

0:17:49 > 0:17:52- Ballet dancing.- Correct. Justin, the Seattle Seahawks and Miami Dolphins

0:17:52 > 0:17:54are professional teams in which sport?

0:17:54 > 0:17:57- American football.- Correct. Jacquee, "Little Monsters" is an

0:17:57 > 0:17:59affectionate name given to fans of which pop star?

0:18:00 > 0:18:02- Pass.- Justin.- Justin Bieber.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Ohh, incorrect I'm afraid, the answer was Lady Gaga.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06You've scored five points.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11So, with eight points, No Tribe, you are safely through

0:18:11 > 0:18:14to our final four, please take your place in the centre.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Justin and Jacquee, that was a valiant effort,

0:18:22 > 0:18:23five points, not bad at all.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26But I'm afraid you're on the losing tribe,

0:18:26 > 0:18:28which means we're going to have to lose one of you.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31I'm going to ask you a question now, buzz in and give me

0:18:31 > 0:18:34a correct answer, you're going through to our final four.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Give me an incorrect answer though, and you're going home.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Justin and Jacquee, very best of luck to both of you,

0:18:40 > 0:18:41it all comes down to this question.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47Bristol Temple Meads and Paddington rail... Justin.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49HE STUMBLES OVER HIS WORDS

0:18:49 > 0:18:50..London and Bristol!

0:18:50 > 0:18:52HE GASPS

0:18:52 > 0:18:55I was going to ask - Bristol Temple Meads and Paddington rail stations

0:18:55 > 0:18:58were originally designed by which 19th century engineer?

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02You gave me an incorrect answer, Justin, that means, Jacquee,

0:19:02 > 0:19:04you're through to our final four.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11- Justin, unlucky, you really buzzed in too soon.- Far too soon.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Trigger happy. - And it's cost you, I'm afraid.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16It's been lovely having you here, Justin,

0:19:16 > 0:19:19you're the only person to answer yes of any of our seven to the

0:19:19 > 0:19:23question "Do you watch the Queen's speech at Christmas?"

0:19:23 > 0:19:24That's nice of you.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26We lose you though I'm afraid, but for our final four,

0:19:26 > 0:19:28let's find our next two tribes.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Our final four.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35And, Paul, you've been on every single winning tribe

0:19:35 > 0:19:37and you got every single one of your questions right in that

0:19:37 > 0:19:39last round, very impressive.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Our final four, things are a little different though.

0:19:41 > 0:19:45It's always two v two, but at the end of it our winning tribe

0:19:45 > 0:19:47will go straight through to play in our final.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Our losing tribe, however, will go straight home,

0:19:50 > 0:19:52there are no more second chances.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55OK, let's see how we're going to split you for this crucial time.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Before the show we asked you the following...

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Two of you have said yes to that.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11- Paul, did you say yes to that? - I did.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Paul is open our Yes Tribe, he's been on every

0:20:14 > 0:20:15single winning tribe so far.

0:20:15 > 0:20:20The Yes Tribe is Paul...and Jacquee.

0:20:20 > 0:20:25And the No Tribe is Janet and Oli. Everybody, join your tribes.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33So, Paul, you've been right about everything so far today,

0:20:33 > 0:20:35and money can buy you happiness?

0:20:35 > 0:20:38It can. Need a few other things as well though.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41And why is that, it buys freedom, or choice?

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Choice, choice to do what you want, basically.

0:20:44 > 0:20:45That's the most important thing.

0:20:45 > 0:20:49- Jacquee, you believe money can make you happy.- Indeed.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51And how does it do that?

0:20:51 > 0:20:54I've been hard-up and it was miserable as sin.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56And now I've got a bit more money, not a lot,

0:20:56 > 0:20:59but enough to make life pleasant, I'm quite happy.

0:20:59 > 0:21:00There's a limit though, you don't

0:21:00 > 0:21:02have to keep going up and up and up, do you?

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Well, if I had a lot more money I'd spend a lot more and buy much

0:21:05 > 0:21:08bigger houses and be like a pop star with all the trimmings.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10But unfortunately, I'm not in that league.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12- You'd like a pop star's house? - I want one.

0:21:12 > 0:21:16Excellent, I'll talk to Justin Timberlake, see if he's selling up.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18No Tribe, Janet...

0:21:18 > 0:21:22money can't buy you happiness, what does?

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Family, friends, health. Money's not all of it.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27It's nice to have some money,

0:21:27 > 0:21:29but it's not the be-all and end-all of being happy.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32And certainly a love of money, I'm sure you'd say, Paul,

0:21:32 > 0:21:34is not the root of happiness.

0:21:34 > 0:21:39- No.- And, Oli, you don't need money to be happy?

0:21:39 > 0:21:41No, I've got two little kids at home,

0:21:41 > 0:21:44and then smiling at you in the morning is more than enough.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47- What do you do for a living, Oli? - Financial adviser.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:21:51 > 0:21:56Well, look, this round is all on the buzzers.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59First tribe to answer five questions correctly

0:21:59 > 0:22:00will be going through to our final.

0:22:00 > 0:22:04For the losing tribe, it's game over immediately.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Here is your first question.

0:22:08 > 0:22:09In which theatre have the

0:22:09 > 0:22:12World Snooker Championships been held each year...?

0:22:12 > 0:22:13Janet.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Crucible, Sheffield. - ..each year since 1977.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Crucible Theatre in Sheffield is the right answer, Janet.

0:22:19 > 0:22:211-0 to the No Tribe.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Which 1960s TV series featuring Patrick McGoohan was

0:22:24 > 0:22:26filmed in the Welsh village of...?

0:22:26 > 0:22:29- Paul.- Prisoner.- Was filmed in the Welsh village of Portmeirion,

0:22:29 > 0:22:31The Prisoner is the right answer.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33It's 1-1.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Early medieval designs of which type of fortified structure

0:22:36 > 0:22:40included features called a motte, a bailey... Paul.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43- Castle.- A motte, a bailey and a keep. Castle, Paul, is the right answer.

0:22:43 > 0:22:452-1 to the Yes Tribe.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49First to five goes through to play for our final.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52In which year were the modern Olympic Games first held in London?

0:22:55 > 0:22:58- Janet.- 1932.- Incorrect.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01I'm going to hand it over to the Yes Tribe, you can confer.

0:23:01 > 0:23:02THEY TALK INDISTINCTLY

0:23:02 > 0:23:05- 1908?- 1908...

0:23:05 > 0:23:07is the correct answer.

0:23:07 > 0:23:08Very well played, Yes Tribe.

0:23:08 > 0:23:143-1 is the score now, just two away from our final.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15Good luck, all four of you.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19In the 17th century, bulbs of which flower caused a...

0:23:19 > 0:23:21- Jacquee.- Tulips.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Bulbs of which flower caused the boom

0:23:23 > 0:23:26and bust of the Dutch economy, tulips is the correct answer.

0:23:26 > 0:23:284-1 to the Yes Tribe.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31You are now one question away from our final.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35No Tribe, you could be one question away from going home.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39Best of luck, everybody, this could be the deciding question.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Winston Smith works for the Ministry of Truth in

0:23:43 > 0:23:45which George Orwell novel? Jacquee.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48- 1984.- 1984 is the right answer, our Yes Tribe has five points,

0:23:48 > 0:23:50you're through to the final!

0:23:50 > 0:23:52APPLAUSE

0:23:55 > 0:23:58And you shared the work out beautifully, if I may say.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01Paul, you got the first two, you conferred on the third one,

0:24:01 > 0:24:02then Jacquee, you got the last two.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Can't play it better than that.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Our No Tribe...very fortunate that money can't buy you happiness,

0:24:07 > 0:24:10cos you're not winning any money today.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13But, Janet and Oli, have you enjoyed yourselves on the show?

0:24:13 > 0:24:14- Yes.- Very much.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16We've found out an awful lot about you, little bit

0:24:16 > 0:24:19too much in some cases, but it's been lovely to have you here.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23But for Paul and Jacquee, it's time to play the Two Tribes final.

0:24:23 > 0:24:24AUDIENCE: Woo!

0:24:26 > 0:24:30Paul and Jacquee, congratulations, both in our final.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33- Paul, you've been on every single winning tribe.- Oldies but goodies.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Jacquee, you've only missed out on one.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37In fact, the only difference between you, Paul,

0:24:37 > 0:24:39is you don't lie about your age, and, Jacquee, you do.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42So yeah, 59-year-old Paul against 37-year-old Jacquee...

0:24:42 > 0:24:43LAUGHTER

0:24:43 > 0:24:47- How are you feeling, Paul? - Bit nervous, Jacquee's very good.

0:24:47 > 0:24:51Yeah, terrific team in that final four, both of you.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52Jacquee, how are you feeling?

0:24:52 > 0:24:56I've been nervous since the start actually!

0:24:56 > 0:24:58We've now split you into your very own two tribes,

0:24:58 > 0:25:02it's Paul versus Jacquee, you also have your very own 60-second clocks.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05All you have to do is protect that clock at all costs.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Our first question

0:25:07 > 0:25:09and only our first question will be on the buzzer.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12You get it right, your opponent's clock will start ticking down.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15It'll keep ticking down until they get a question right,

0:25:15 > 0:25:17and then yours will start ticking down.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20So, your challenge is to force your opponent's clock all the way

0:25:20 > 0:25:24down to zero, and if you do that, you will leave with today's prize.

0:25:24 > 0:25:28Paul and Jacquee, for the final time today, let's play Two Tribes.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36OK, so just this first question on the buzzer.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Best of luck to you both.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Titania falls in love with Bottom in which... Jacquee.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44- Midsummer Night's Dream.- In which Shakespeare play, correct answer.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Paul, as soon as I start my next question your clock will

0:25:47 > 0:25:49start ticking down.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Which character is voiced by Tom Hanks in the

0:25:51 > 0:25:52Toy Story series of films?

0:25:52 > 0:25:54- Woody.- Correct.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57Jacquee, the Dalmatian Coast is part of which country's coastline?

0:25:57 > 0:25:58- Croatia.- Correct.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02Paul, who was the first monarch of the Tudor Dynasty?

0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Henry VIII?- Incorrect, Henry VII.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Paul, in 2014, Natalie Cassidy rejoined the cast

0:26:07 > 0:26:09of which soap opera?

0:26:09 > 0:26:11- Erm, Hollyoaks?- It's EastEnders.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Paul, in 2009 John Bercow was elected to which

0:26:13 > 0:26:15position in the House of Commons?

0:26:15 > 0:26:16- Speaker.- Correct.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20Jacquee, the A Team and Lego House were hit singles for which artist?

0:26:20 > 0:26:22- Pass.- It's Ed Sheeran.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25Jacquee, which major canal links the Mediterranean to the Red Sea?

0:26:25 > 0:26:27- Kiev?- It's the Suez Canal.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Jacquee, Edward Hyde is the alter ego of which doctor created by...?

0:26:30 > 0:26:32- Jekyll.- Dr Jekyll, correct.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Paul, who played James Bond in the 1995 film Goldeneye?

0:26:35 > 0:26:37- Roger Moore. - Incorrect, Pierce Brosnan.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Paul, the song Three Little Maids is from which

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Gilbert and Sullivan operetta?

0:26:42 > 0:26:43- Pass.- It's The Mikado.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46Paul, the Smithsonian American art museum is located in which US city?

0:26:46 > 0:26:48- Boston.- It's in Washington DC.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Paul, which British super-middleweight boxer

0:26:50 > 0:26:52is nicknamed "The Cobra"?

0:26:52 > 0:26:53- Pass.- It's Carl Froch.

0:26:53 > 0:26:58Paul, Stewart Copeland became famous as the drummer for which band?

0:26:58 > 0:26:59- Pass.- It's The Police.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Paul, Tom Cruise played rock star Stacee Jaxx in a

0:27:02 > 0:27:04film version of which Broadway musical?

0:27:04 > 0:27:05- Pass.- Rock of Ages.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Paul, which wooden shoe is known as "sabot" in France

0:27:07 > 0:27:09and "klomp" in the Netherlands?

0:27:09 > 0:27:10- Clog.- Correct.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Jacquee, which 1847 novel was the only one published by Emily Bronte?

0:27:13 > 0:27:15- Wuthering Heights.- Correct.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Paul, which actor played the title character in

0:27:17 > 0:27:19the US TV series Dexter?

0:27:19 > 0:27:22It was Michael C Hall, and with 37 seconds left on the clock,

0:27:22 > 0:27:25today's winner is Jacquee!

0:27:25 > 0:27:26- CHEERING - I don't believe it!

0:27:30 > 0:27:31- Jacquee...- I'm amazed.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36- 37 years old, 37 left on the clock. - Obviously it was good luck for me.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Very impressive.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41Paul, you've been on the winning tribe every

0:27:41 > 0:27:44single round of this show - until this one.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46But it's been so brilliant having you on the show,

0:27:46 > 0:27:49you played brilliantly as well, been a terrific show all round.

0:27:49 > 0:27:53But, Jacquee, you have one more question, one more choice,

0:27:53 > 0:27:54one more tribe to join.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57Before the show we asked you the following...

0:27:57 > 0:28:00Would you like £1,000 worth of theatre tickets -

0:28:00 > 0:28:01that'll take you a long time to spend -

0:28:01 > 0:28:03or £1,000 to spend on travel.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06- Are you a theatre lover, a travel lover?- I'm a lover of both.

0:28:06 > 0:28:10- What are you going to go for?- Travel please.- That's a treat, isn't it?

0:28:10 > 0:28:12£1,000 worth of travel for Jacquee, congratulations.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15Thank you very much.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17So that's it from Two Tribes today,

0:28:17 > 0:28:19but do please join us again next time.