0:00:02 > 0:00:03On Two Tribes, our seven contestants
0:00:03 > 0:00:06have already answered yes or no to hundreds of questions
0:00:06 > 0:00:10revealing everything about themselves.
0:00:10 > 0:00:14Of today's players, we know that one of them cries to get what they want.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Two of them say they're impatient.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20But all of them are about to play the quiz that
0:00:20 > 0:00:23puts their knowledge and their personalities to the test.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Good evening, everybody. Welcome to Two Tribes,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32the quiz where you never know whose side you're going to be on.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35We've got seven new players all waiting to play so let's meet them.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36APPLAUSE
0:00:38 > 0:00:40I'm Penny.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43I'm a business intelligence developer from Milton Keynes.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46I'm Fergus, a comment moderator from Aberdeen.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49I'm Geoff, a company director from London.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52I'm Steph. I'm a junior copywriter from Dorking in Surrey.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56I'm Chris. I am a social worker from Port Talbot in South Wales.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57I'm Mark. I'm a head of marketing
0:00:57 > 0:01:00from Rolleston-on-Dove in Staffordshire.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04I'm Claire. I'm a fitness instructor from Sedgley in the West Midlands.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06APPLAUSE
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Welcome, everybody. Lovely introductions.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Some good beard work there as well.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Now, before the show, you all completed our in-depth survey,
0:01:15 > 0:01:17answering questions all about yourselves. Hundreds of them.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19There's a few of them up there now.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22In every round, we're going to split you into two tribes
0:01:22 > 0:01:25based on who said yes and who said no to some of those, then those
0:01:25 > 0:01:28two tribes will face a series of general knowledge questions.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30To stay safe, you just need to be on the winning tribe and at the
0:01:30 > 0:01:34end of the show one of you will be walking away with a very nice prize.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38OK, good luck to you all. Before the show, we asked you the following...
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I'm my own boss.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48OK, let's see who said yes and who said no to that.
0:01:48 > 0:01:54On our Yes Tribe it is Geoff, Steph and Claire.
0:01:54 > 0:01:59And our No Tribe is Penny, Fergus, Chris and Mark.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Everybody, join your tribes.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09So, our Yes Tribe. Geoff, I think
0:02:09 > 0:02:11a lot of people are envious of people who are their own boss.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- What is it that you do? - I'm a serviced apartment provider.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16We've got apartments in West London
0:02:16 > 0:02:20and we do corporate housing on a long-term basis.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25- Didn't understand any of it but you're in charge.- Yes. Yes, I am.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26That's the main thing.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29And does that mean you work less hard or more hard, do you think?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31At the moment, I've got to be honest,
0:02:31 > 0:02:33it's an easy gig compared to what I've been doing, yes.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36That's the beautiful thing - you can say that cos there's no boss
0:02:36 > 0:02:39watching, going, "Hold on a minute, I'm going to pay Geoff less."
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Claire, what do you do? - I'm a fitness instructor.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45A job I understand, at last. A fitness instructor.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47OK, so you have your own clients and you look after your own money
0:02:47 > 0:02:52- and all that kind of stuff.- Yes. - Now, our No Tribe are wage slaves.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Chris and Mark, I can't believe you're both allowed beards
0:02:54 > 0:02:57wherever you work. I assumed you must be your own boss.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59So, Mark, what do you do?
0:02:59 > 0:03:03I'm head of marketing for one of the UK's biggest funeral companies.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- A funeral company.- Yes. - OK. Have you got a nice boss?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08I have a great boss, actually.
0:03:08 > 0:03:13I've only been there a year and, compared to my previous bosses,
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I'd say he's one of the best.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Oh, really. So you dislike your previous bosses?- Yes.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Chris.- Yes.- Chris, who is employing you?
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- I'm employed by the local authority in Port Talbot.- To do?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- I'm a social worker. - And do you have a nice boss?
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- I have a very nice boss because she let me have today off.- That is nice.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- What's the name of your boss? - Emma.- Thank you, Emma.
0:03:36 > 0:03:41Are you sure about the beard, Emma? I just think... Think about it.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45So, No Tribe, we will start with you. 60 seconds' worth of questions.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47If you get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49If all of you get the same question wrong,
0:03:49 > 0:03:51your 60 seconds will end immediately.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54At the end of the round, somebody on the losing tribe will be
0:03:54 > 0:03:57going home so make sure you're on the winning tribe. Simple as that.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Penny, Fergus, Chris, Mark, are you all ready?- Yes.- Yes.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Start the clock.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Penny, which gemstone featured in the title of a James Bond theme
0:04:05 > 0:04:06performed by Shirley Bassey?
0:04:06 > 0:04:07- Diamonds.- Correct.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12Fergus, which cartoon mouse had a sidekick called Penfold?
0:04:12 > 0:04:13- Pass.- Chris.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Danger Mouse.- Correct.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Mark, Edgar Degas was particularly
0:04:17 > 0:04:20renowned for his paintings of women performing which style of dance?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Flamenco.- Incorrect. Penny.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23- Pass.- Fergus.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Salsa?- Incorrect. Chris, to save your tribe.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Ballroom?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34The answer was ballet. No Tribe, you have scored two points.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36APPLAUSE
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Goodness me, Yes Tribe.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48Suddenly, three points will see you safely into the next round.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51That's what happens when those four don't have a boss here
0:04:51 > 0:04:54to tell them what to do. Absolutely fall to pieces.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Very best of luck, all three of you.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Start the clock.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Geoff, what is the capital of the Australian state of New South Wales?
0:05:02 > 0:05:03- Pass.- Steph.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- Pass.- Claire.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Sydney.- Is the correct answer.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Geoff, Mitt Romney was the 2012 US presidential candidate
0:05:13 > 0:05:14for which political party?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16The...
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Republicans.- Correct. Steph, to win, Howling Mad Murdock
0:05:19 > 0:05:22and BA Baracus were members of group of TV vigilantes?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- The A Team.- It's that A Team.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25You've got three points, Yes Tribe,
0:05:25 > 0:05:27and you're through to the next round.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Please take your places in the middle.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36No Tribe, I'll tell you what, you have to hand it to the Yes Tribe,
0:05:36 > 0:05:39they did their best to hand it to you, didn't they? Goodness me.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41The key thing, if I ask you for an Australian city,
0:05:41 > 0:05:44at least rule some out, don't just say pass.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46But three points was enough because, No Tribe,
0:05:46 > 0:05:50you only scored two so you were on the wrong tribe at the wrong time,
0:05:50 > 0:05:53the losing tribe, and one of you will be going home immediately.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56I'm going to ask you a series of questions now on the buzzers.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Buzz in, give a correct answer, you'll be safely through -
0:05:58 > 0:06:00you will join others in the next round.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Buzz in and give me an incorrect answer, however,
0:06:03 > 0:06:06you'll be going home immediately, so do take care.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Here is your first question.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10In literature, the son of Lord and Lady Greystoke,
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- introduced in 1912... - BUZZER
0:06:12 > 0:06:13- Mark.- Tarzan.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16..is best known by what one-word name, Mark? It's Tarzan.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- You're safely through to the next round.- Well played.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Next question.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Sambo, freestyle and Greco-Roman are variants of which sport?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- BUZZER - Penny.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Wrestling.- ..of which sport, Penny? Wrestling is the right answer.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33You're safely through. Well played.
0:06:33 > 0:06:38Fergus, Chris, one of you will be safe and through to the next round,
0:06:38 > 0:06:41one of you is going to be going home immediately
0:06:41 > 0:06:45and it's all down to this question. Very best of luck to you both.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Figures on buzzers.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51The characters Boromir, 006 and Sharpe
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- have been portrayed on screen... - BUZZER
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Chris.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Sean Penn. No, Sean Bean.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I'm afraid I have to accept your first answer.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02..were portrayed on screen by which British actor? It was Sean Bean.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Chris, I'm so sorry, we have to say goodbye to you.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07That means, Fergus, you're through to the next round.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Please join the others in the middle.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Chris. That is unlucky.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Yeah, you're absolutely right, it was Sean Bean
0:07:15 > 0:07:17but Sean Penn is the name that came to mind.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Chris, I think we were all looking forward to getting to know you
0:07:20 > 0:07:23and your beard throughout the show but now you're leaving us.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I'm sorry to have let you down.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27You haven't let me down, you've let your boss down.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Give her a little wave.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32It's been lovely having you on the show. Sorry to lose you so soon.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35For our other six, it's time to find our next two tribes.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37APPLAUSE
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Congratulations to the six of you.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Fergus, skin of your teeth, wasn't it?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Riding by the seat of my pants, I think, at the moment.- No kidding.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Well, let's see if we can change that in the next round
0:07:48 > 0:07:50as we split into two brand-new tribes.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Before the show, we ask you all the following...
0:07:59 > 0:08:02I've had a spray tan.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Oh, Geoff, I hope you're on the Yes Tribe here.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06LAUGHTER
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Well, let's have a look at our Yes Tribe.
0:08:08 > 0:08:13Our Yes Tribe is Fergus, Claire and Mark.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17And our No Tribe is Penny, Geoff and Steph.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Everybody, join your tribes.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22APPLAUSE
0:08:23 > 0:08:26So, Yes Tribe, we find out even more about you.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29You've all had a spray tan. Mark, do you find that
0:08:29 > 0:08:32when you're selling funerals, it's good to have a spray tan?
0:08:32 > 0:08:36It was a long time ago and I don't think I'd have one again now.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- What, did you go into one of those high street places and...- Yes.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- ..stand up in a cabinet and get sprayed?- Yes.- I'm quite tempted.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- Paper pants.- Yes.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Fergus.- Yes.- Paper pants. - Never worn them.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49I usually just do it myself. Spray it on.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52I went through about a year of doing it. I was like the love child of
0:08:52 > 0:08:56David Dickinson and Cheryl Cole for about a year.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- Claire.- Hello.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Spray tans important in your line of work to look your best?
0:09:01 > 0:09:06- Indeed. Indeed.- Is that your excuse? - Yes.- Do you have them often?- Yes.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Keep topped up, you know. - Keep topped up.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Absolutely. Hey, I'm not judging. I'm not judging.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16- Geoff, are you judging?- No, no, no. Whatever floats her boat, really.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Whatever floats her boat. Have you ever been tempted, Geoff?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Not really, no. Just always been white, really. Now, my wife,
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- she gets properly tanned. - Oh, does she? Naturally?
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Wherever she goes, naturally.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Sickening, isn't it? At the start of the holiday, it's not so bad but
0:09:29 > 0:09:31if she's getting browner and browner,
0:09:31 > 0:09:33you're looking worse and worse, is basically the problem.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Oh, you've seen me on holiday.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- Steph, never been tempted? - No, not at all.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Just doesn't interest me in the slightest.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I wonder what side you're on at home. I bet there's lots of people
0:09:43 > 0:09:46who'd secretly like to have one. I'd quite like to have one.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49I'd like the experience of... Not just for the paper pants.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52I'd like the experience of having one just to see what it's like.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55We will start, I think, with our spray tanners, our Yes Tribe.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58I'm going to give you 60 seconds' worth of questions.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01If you all get the same question wrong,
0:10:01 > 0:10:03your time will end immediately.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05If you're on the winning tribe at this end of the round,
0:10:05 > 0:10:09you're safely through to the next round. Yes Tribe, are you all ready?
0:10:09 > 0:10:10- Yeah.- Start the clock.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Fergus, actor Jean-Claude Van Damme is famously known as the muscles
0:10:14 > 0:10:15from which European city?
0:10:15 > 0:10:16- Brussels.- Correct.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Mark, on TV, which member of the cartoon Simpson family
0:10:19 > 0:10:21shares his name with a poet of ancient Greece?
0:10:21 > 0:10:22- Homer.- Correct.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Claire, in golf, the clubhouse bar is often light-heartedly
0:10:25 > 0:10:27referred to as which hole?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- The ninth.- Incorrect. Fergus.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30- 19th hole.- Correct.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Mark, until 1949,
0:10:31 > 0:10:35the Potala Palace in Tibet was the official residence of which figure?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- Pass.- Claire.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- Pass.- Fergus, to save your team.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40- The Dalai Lama.- Correct answer.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Mark, actor Maurice Micklewhite is better known by which name?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- Pass.- Claire.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Pass.- Fergus, to save your team.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52- Michael Caine.- Correct.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Mark, the last time a total solar eclipse was
0:10:54 > 0:10:58visible from the UK mainland was in which decade?
0:10:58 > 0:10:59- 1990s.- Correct.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Claire, which West End musical
0:11:01 > 0:11:05is the story of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons?
0:11:05 > 0:11:06- Pass.- Fergus.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07- Jersey Boys.- Correct.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Mark, one of the five English classic races,
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- the Derby is won at which...?- Epsom.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15..won at which racecourse? You were just out of time there, Mark.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17And the Yes Tribe, you've scored seven points.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18APPLAUSE
0:11:18 > 0:11:20That's all right.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24- Seven points. Fergus doing a lot of the heavy lifting.- Phew!
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Well played.
0:11:26 > 0:11:31No Tribe, eight points will see you safely through to the next round.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Everybody ready?
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Start the clock.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Penny, which 1965 film featured the songs
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Do-Re-Mi and My Favourite Things?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- Sound Of Music.- Correct.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Geoff, the wild gorilla is only found in the tropical
0:11:43 > 0:11:46forests of which continent?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- Asia.- Incorrect. Steph.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- South America.- Incorrect. Penny, to save your tribe.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52- Africa.- Correct.
0:11:52 > 0:11:57Geoff, who was the only female coach in the 2014 series of The Voice UK?
0:11:57 > 0:11:58- Kylie Minogue.- Correct.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Steph, in 2003, which Russian businessman
0:12:00 > 0:12:03became the owner of Chelsea Football Club?
0:12:03 > 0:12:04- Pass.- Penny.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06- Roman Abramovich.- Correct.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Geoff, a cow's stomach has how many digestive compartments?
0:12:09 > 0:12:10- Two.- Incorrect. Steph.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Six.- Incorrect. Penny.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14- Three.- Oh, it's incorrect.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18A cow's stomach has four digestive compartments.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20You said virtually every other number there is.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23And you, in fact, have scored four points, No Tribe.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27And that means, with seven points, Fergus and his Yes Tribe,
0:12:27 > 0:12:29you're safely through to the next round.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Please take your places in the centre.
0:12:34 > 0:12:39No Tribe, undone by the stomach compartments of a cow.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44One of you will have to leave us, I'm afraid.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Penny, Geoff and Steph, very best of luck to all three of you.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Here's your first question.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53John Betjeman, who died in 1984, was succeeded by Ted Hughes
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- in which major literary...? - BUZZER
0:12:55 > 0:12:56- Penny.- Poet Laureate.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59..in which major literary post? Poet Laureate is the correct answer.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Penny, take your place in the centre.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Geoff and Steph,
0:13:05 > 0:13:09always nice at this stage of the show to have a rhyming head-to-head.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13That's what you're providing. One of you will be going home,
0:13:13 > 0:13:18one of you will be going through to the next round. Fingers on buzzers.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Which alloy of copper and tin is used to describe the time period
0:13:21 > 0:13:24that followed the Stone Age?
0:13:24 > 0:13:25- BUZZER - Steph.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Iron Age?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29It's not the Iron Age, I'm afraid, Steph.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31It is the Bronze Age. Geoff, you are safely through.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Please take your place in the centre.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Steph, I'm so sorry, we have to say goodbye to you.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41The good news is if you'd been on the Yes Tribe it'd have meant you'd
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- have had a spray tan and you don't want that, do you?- That's true.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Thank you so much for playing but, for our other five,
0:13:46 > 0:13:48it's time to find our next two tribes.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50APPLAUSE
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Well done, you five. Very impressive.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Now, Claire managed to get through
0:13:56 > 0:13:58without answering a single question right in that last round.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Let's see how we're going to split you this time.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Before the show, we asked you the following...
0:14:07 > 0:14:09I only read tabloid newspapers.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Claire, what tribe are you on here?
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- No.- You're on the No Tribe. OK.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Let's see who you're going to be with.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Our No Tribe is Claire, Penny and Mark.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24That means our Yes Tribe, who only read tabloid newspapers,
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Fergus and Geoff.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Everybody, take your tribes.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30APPLAUSE
0:14:30 > 0:14:37Fergus and Geoff, our Yes Tribe. You only read tabloid newspapers?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40So, Fergus, you get spray tans, you only read tabloid newspapers,
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- but you're super-clever?- I love The Only Way Is Essex, as well.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47- I don't know what that says about me. - Yes, you do. You know exactly
0:14:47 > 0:14:50what that says about you. But our No Tribe,
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- Mark, read a paper? - Yeah, mixture of everything.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Generally, broadsheets at the weekend.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00- And Claire?- I tend to read books more than newspapers.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03She has shown all of you up there.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04She reads books.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08No Tribe, we will start with you. 60 seconds-worth of questions.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Get one wrong, I pass it down the line. All three of you get
0:15:10 > 0:15:13the same question wrong, the time will end immediately.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Start the clock.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Penny, the letters "lb" are an abbreviation for which Imperial unit
0:15:18 > 0:15:19- of weight?- Pounds.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Correct. Mark, in the UK, the clocks traditionally go back
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- one hour on the last Sunday of which month?- October.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29Correct. Claire, in 1992, who married Nirvana frontman
0:15:29 > 0:15:33- Kurt Cobain?- Erm...
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- Pass.- Penny.- Pass.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- Courtney Love.- Correct answer. Claire, which woman became
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Prime Minister of India in 1966?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- Pass.- Penny.- Indira Ghandi.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Correct. Mark, which cartoon series features a talking baby
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- called Stewie Griffin?- Family Guy.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Correct. Claire, who wrote the Pulitzer Prize-winning play,
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- Pass.- Penny.- Pass. - Mark, save your tribe.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Who wrote the Pulitzer Prize-winning play, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?
0:16:05 > 0:16:09- No, don't know. - The answer was Tennessee Williams.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11No Tribe, you scored five points.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17APPLAUSE
0:16:17 > 0:16:19So, Fergus and Geoff,
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- our tabloid readers.- Yes.- Six points will see you safely through
0:16:23 > 0:16:25to our Final Four.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Start the clock.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Fergus, according to the title of the James M Cain novel,
0:16:29 > 0:16:33The Postman Always Rings how many times?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Twice.- Correct. Geoff, what Spanish word, meaning river,
0:16:35 > 0:16:39is the title of a top ten hit by Duran Duran?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Rio.- Correct. Fergus, Prokofiev's Montagues and Capulets
0:16:42 > 0:16:45is the theme tune to which BBC reality TV series?
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Strictly Come Dancing.- Incorrect. Geoff, to save your tribe.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Romeo and Juliet, what would that be?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Prokofiev's Montagues and Capulets is the theme tune
0:16:59 > 0:17:02to which BBC reality TV series?
0:17:07 > 0:17:0820 seconds, Geoff.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10I can't even think of a BBC reality TV series.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Erm...
0:17:14 > 0:17:15No, I don't know, sorry.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18You'd recognise it in a heartbeat when you heard it.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- It's The Apprentice.- Oh!
0:17:20 > 0:17:21GEOFF MIMICS TUNE
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- That one?- There you go, Geoff. At the end of that, the Yes Tribe
0:17:25 > 0:17:27scores two points.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30That means, No Tribe, you are safely through to our next round.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Please take your places in the middle.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Fergus and Geoff. That's a surprise, I would say.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Two points is all you scored, which means one of you
0:17:40 > 0:17:42will be going home.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43I wish you both the very best of luck.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Fingers on buzzers, please. It all comes down to this question.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49The name of which casino game translates from French
0:17:49 > 0:17:51as "small wheel"?
0:17:51 > 0:17:52BUZZER
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Fergus.- Roulette.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57It's the correct answer, Fergus.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00You are safely through to our Final Four. Please take your place.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01APPLAUSE
0:18:01 > 0:18:05- Geoff.- I knew the answer for that. Pressed me button, he beat me to it.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06I think we all saw that happen.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08LAUGHTER
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Out of the seven players, you are the only person to answer "no"
0:18:11 > 0:18:14to the question, "I am a team player".
0:18:14 > 0:18:16LAUGHTER
0:18:16 > 0:18:18See where it gets you. Geoff, it has been lovely having you on.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Thank you so much for playing. But we have our Final Four.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25And it's time to find the next Two Tribes.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:28 > 0:18:32So, our Final Four. Before we find our next split, Claire, I need
0:18:32 > 0:18:35a quick word with you. Three winning tribes in a row.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38You have answered one question right in the whole show, so far.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42See, THAT is a team player! That is a team player, right there.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- Very impressive. - I think it's called luck.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Well, let's see if that holds out, because the Final Four is where
0:18:47 > 0:18:50things change. It's going to be two against two and at the end of this
0:18:50 > 0:18:54round, one tribe will be going straight through to the final.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57The other tribe will be going home immediately. There are no more
0:18:57 > 0:19:00second chances. OK, let's see how we are going to split you
0:19:00 > 0:19:04for this crucial time. Before the show, we asked you the following...
0:19:09 > 0:19:11OK? "I stick to my New Year resolutions."
0:19:11 > 0:19:16- Claire, where are you on this one? - Yes!- Yes Tribe. If you could
0:19:16 > 0:19:20- hand-pick someone to be on you tribe, who would you choose?- Fergus.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Is finally, a correct answer!
0:19:22 > 0:19:26LAUGHTER
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Whey-hay! Let's take a look at whose tribe you are going to be on.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33So, the Yes Tribe is Claire...
0:19:33 > 0:19:37and Penny. Our No Tribe is the gents,
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Fergus and Mark. Everyone, join your tribes.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42APPLAUSE
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Fergus and Mark, our No Tribe. You have all our sympathies.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50You don't stick to your New Year resolutions. Mark, what sort of
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- resolutions do you make? Do you ever make them?- I make them
0:19:53 > 0:19:57and I try to stick to them, but, generally, I'll come back to them
0:19:57 > 0:20:00throughout the year - "Oh, yeah, I was meant to be doing that."
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Yeah, I remember what I was supposed to be doing. Fergus, did you make
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- one this year? - My New Year resolution this year
0:20:05 > 0:20:08was to clean my bed sheets at least once a month.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09GROANING
0:20:09 > 0:20:13My mum's going to be mortified, but it's been done twice this year.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17GROANING
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Just so everyone knows,
0:20:18 > 0:20:22we are recording this at the end of December.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24For a little bit of sanity, Let's turn to the Yes Tribe.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Penny, you stick to New Year resolutions?- I do.
0:20:27 > 0:20:32I made one to get a bit more fit and so far, so good.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34I go swimming at least three times a week.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Very impressive. Claire, you must see it a lot, cos you are
0:20:37 > 0:20:41- a fitness instructor?- Yes.- People coming to you in January lots?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43- Does that happen? And then they, sort of...- Huge.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47A huge surge in January and then it peters off and dips.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51- And you stick to yours, of course? What were yours this year?- Yes.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55- Do more exercise. - You're a fitness instructor!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57That is essentially "Go to work more often".
0:20:58 > 0:21:02- Busman's holiday.- Busman's holiday. Yes Tribe, No Tribe, best of luck
0:21:02 > 0:21:05to you both. This round is all on the buzzer.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08The first tribe to answer five questions correctly will go
0:21:08 > 0:21:12through to our final. The losing tribe will be going home.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Everybody ready? Here is your first question...
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Since 1066, how many English kings have been called Henry?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- Fergus.- Eight.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26Eight is the answer, yes. More obvious than it seems, isn't it?
0:21:26 > 0:21:291-0 to our No Tribe. Well played. The Fair Youth and the Dark Lady
0:21:29 > 0:21:32were the subjects of sonnets by whom?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- Mark.- Shakespeare.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38Is the correct answer, Mark. 2-0 to the No Tribe.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42In 1984, who became host of the talk show, AM Chicago,
0:21:42 > 0:21:44which was eventually renamed after her?
0:21:44 > 0:21:46- Fergus.- Oprah Winfrey.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50Oprah Winfrey is a terrific answer. Yeah, it is 3-0 to the No Tribe
0:21:50 > 0:21:53in very, very quick measure, as well.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Five points will see you through
0:21:56 > 0:21:59to the next round. This is what not exercising, eating badly
0:21:59 > 0:22:03and drinking does for you. Just so you know.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Just so you know.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09In music, a crotchet has the same value as how many quavers?
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Mark.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Two.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Two is the right answer, Mark.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14Well played. It's 4-0.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16I quite fancy some Quavers now. Do you?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Definitely.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Not for you two.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25So, you are now one question away from playing in our final.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29Penny, Claire, you could be one question away from going out.
0:22:29 > 0:22:30A comeback is required.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Best of luck to all four of you.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Which actor has received Oscar nominations for films
0:22:36 > 0:22:37including Gladiator and...
0:22:37 > 0:22:39- Mark.- Russell Crowe.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40It's an incorrect answer, Mark.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44Buzzed in too soon. I can give the whole question to the Yes Tribe.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47You can confer. Which actor has received Oscar nominations
0:22:47 > 0:22:51for films including Gladiator and Walk the Line?
0:22:51 > 0:22:53- I need an answer.- Joaquin Phoenix.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Is the right answer.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Joaquin Phoenix. Well played.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57One point to our Yes Tribe.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59So 4-1 now.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02You're still one question away from a place in our final.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06According to the General Prologue, which of the pilgrims is selected
0:23:06 > 0:23:10to tell the first of Chaucer's Canterbury Tales?
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Claire.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13The Knight's Tale?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16It's the correct answer, Claire, the Knight, absolutely.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Suddenly...
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- Back in the game! - 4-2. Back in the game.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Five points sees you into the final.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Still one question away from that, gents.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Best of luck to all four of you.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Which band had '80s UK number ones
0:23:30 > 0:23:33with Do You Really Want To Hurt Me and Karma...
0:23:33 > 0:23:34- Fergus.- Culture Club.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37..and Karma Chameleon? It's Culture Club.
0:23:37 > 0:23:395-2 to our No Tribe. You're in today's final.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41APPLAUSE
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Penny and Claire, you made a fight of it in the end.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49It's been lovely having you on. Penny, have you enjoyed yourself?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51- Yeah, it's been brilliant fun. - Excellent, and Claire,
0:23:51 > 0:23:55you showed what you can do in that final four, which is lovely.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Thank you, both of you, for playing.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59It's been a pleasure having you on, but Fergus and Mark,
0:23:59 > 0:24:02it's time for you to play today's Two Tribes final.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05APPLAUSE
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Fergus and Mark, congratulations on making it this far.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10You've been on the same tribe quite a few times.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13I think the key reason the two of you are here, of course,
0:24:13 > 0:24:16and no-one else is here, is that you've both had spray tans.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17- Absolutely.- I think that must be it.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Fergus, how are you feeling now ahead of the final?
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Yeah, I was a Sean Bean away from going out in the first round,
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- so anything is a bonus now, I think. - You were, actually, weren't you?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Right at the start, you could have gone home.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31And Mark, how are you feeling against Fergus?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Well, he's done some good questions, but we did good teamwork then,
0:24:34 > 0:24:38but I guess, against each other now, so...how well we can do.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Yeah, we shall see. We have now split you into your very own tribes.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43This time it's Fergus versus Mark.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46We've also given you your very own 60-second clocks.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48All you have to do is protect those clocks
0:24:48 > 0:24:51at all costs. Our first question will be on the buzzer.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54A correct answer will start your opponent's clock ticking down.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57It'll keep ticking down until they get a question right,
0:24:57 > 0:25:00then your clock will start ticking down. Your challenge
0:25:00 > 0:25:03is to force your opponent's clock all the way down to zero.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04And if you do that,
0:25:04 > 0:25:07you will leave with today's prize,
0:25:07 > 0:25:10so, for the final time today, Fergus, Mark,
0:25:10 > 0:25:11let's play Two Tribes.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14APPLAUSE
0:25:16 > 0:25:19So, just this first question on the buzzer. Best of luck to you both.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22The Strait of Gibraltar separates Spain from which Afri...
0:25:22 > 0:25:24- Mark.- Gibraltar.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Is an incorrect answer.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29The Strait of Gibraltar separate Spain from which African country?
0:25:29 > 0:25:31The answer was Morocco. Mark, you got it wrong,
0:25:31 > 0:25:35so your clock will start ticking down as soon as I ask you the next question.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Mark, prior to the euro,
0:25:36 > 0:25:39what was the main unit of currency in the Netherlands?
0:25:39 > 0:25:41- The kroner.- It's the guilder.
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Mark, which palace in Edinburgh
0:25:42 > 0:25:45is the official residence of the Queen in Scotland?
0:25:45 > 0:25:46Um...
0:25:47 > 0:25:49- Arthur's Seat.- It's Holyroodhouse.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Mark, Guy Garvey is the lead singer of which indie band?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55- Pass.- It's Elbow.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Mark, Portuguese is the official language of which South American country?
0:25:58 > 0:25:59- Brazil.- Correct.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03Fergus, in education, what did the O stand for in O-level?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Erm...
0:26:05 > 0:26:06- Observation?- Ordinary.
0:26:06 > 0:26:11Fergus, Random Access Memories was a 2013 number one album for which act?
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- Pass.- It's Daft Punk.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Fergus, who played UK Prime Minister Alistair Davies
0:26:18 > 0:26:20in 24: Live Another Day?
0:26:20 > 0:26:23- Anthony Head?- It was Stephen Fry.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Fergus, Toxteth and Croxeth are areas of which British city?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- Manchester.- It's Liverpool. Fergus,
0:26:30 > 0:26:34what was the name of Motown singer Smokey Robinson's backing group?
0:26:34 > 0:26:35The Vandelas?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37It was The Miracles. Stop the clock.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Let's stop the clock for a second. Let's see where we are.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Mark, 38 seconds left on the clock.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46Fergus, 24 seconds left on the clock
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- and the next question goes to you. - Yeah.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Fergus, as soon as I start the next question, your clock will tick down.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55- Yeah.- Good luck to you both.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Fergus, which novel by Yann Martel won the Booker prize in 2002?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- Pass.- Life of Pi.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Fergus, which country hosted the 2014 Eurovision Song Contest?
0:27:08 > 0:27:09- Sweden.- It was Denmark.
0:27:09 > 0:27:14Fergus, adapted for stage and screen, which author wrote the novel War Horse?
0:27:14 > 0:27:16- Pass.- It's Michael Morpurgo.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Until his defeat by Cortes in 1520, Montezuma...
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Goodness me, with 38 seconds left on the clock...
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- Didn't have much to do there. - Mark, you're our winner.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27APPLAUSE
0:27:31 > 0:27:37Well, I have to say, that was a very, very unexpected final.
0:27:37 > 0:27:38And pretty poor, I'm sorry!
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Mark, all you needed to do, you got one question right in that around
0:27:41 > 0:27:45and it was enough. Fergus, you've been brilliant throughout.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48Went to pieces there. That happens when that clock is in front of you.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51- That pressure's on.- Loads of questions you know you got wrong.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Mark, I know there's stuff you knew that you got wrong.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56- Fergus, thank you for playing. - Thank you.- It's been a pleasure,
0:27:56 > 0:27:59but Mark, our champion, you have one more question,
0:27:59 > 0:28:01one more choice to make, one more tribe to join.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03We're going to give you £1,000 as your prize
0:28:03 > 0:28:05but you get to choose what to spend it on.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Before the show, we asked you the following.
0:28:07 > 0:28:11Would you like £1,000 to spend in one of your local clothes stores
0:28:11 > 0:28:14or £1,000 to spend in a sports equipment store?
0:28:14 > 0:28:16I kind of want to say sports equipment
0:28:16 > 0:28:19because I've just started to learn to play golf, but...
0:28:19 > 0:28:21Oh, that would really sort you out!
0:28:21 > 0:28:25- But...- Clothes, I would then get to split with my wife,
0:28:25 > 0:28:27so I'll go with clothes.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Oh, that's... What a nice thing to do!
0:28:29 > 0:28:32Mark, congratulations. You played brilliantly.
0:28:32 > 0:28:34That's a lovely end to the show as well, lovely sentiment.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Well done. Thank you for joining us on Two Tribes.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39We'll see you again next time.
0:28:39 > 0:28:41APPLAUSE