Episode 18

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05On Two Tribes, our seven contestants have already answered

0:00:05 > 0:00:07yes or no to hundreds of questions

0:00:07 > 0:00:09revealing everything about themselves.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12Of today's players, we know that one

0:00:12 > 0:00:14is a member of a fan club.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17Two of them only date attractive people.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19But all of them are about to play the quiz that

0:00:19 > 0:00:22puts their knowledge and their personalities to the test.

0:00:22 > 0:00:26APPLAUSE

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Good evening, everybody. Welcome to Two Tribes.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33The quiz show where you never know whose side you are going to be on.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36We have got seven contestants to play. Let's meet them.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38APPLAUSE

0:00:39 > 0:00:41I'm a delivery driver from London.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44I'm a consumer care manager from Dewsbury in West Yorkshire.

0:00:44 > 0:00:50I'm a retired property manager from sunny Doncaster in South Yorkshire.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53I am a nurse trainer from Liverpool.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56I am a school science instructor from Surrey.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59I am a music student from Glasgow.

0:00:59 > 0:01:04I am an actress and model from Chichester in West Sussex.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07APPLAUSE

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Welcome, all seven of you. Lovely to have you here.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Now, before the show, all seven of you completed our in-depth

0:01:13 > 0:01:15survey asking hundreds of questions about yourselves.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Some of them we can see up on the screen there.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21In every round, we are going to split you into two tribes,

0:01:21 > 0:01:23based on who said yes and who said no to some of those.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Then both tribes will face a series of general knowledge

0:01:26 > 0:01:27questions against each other.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31To stay safe, you just need to make sure your tribe is the winning tribe.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35At the end of the show, one of you will be walking away with a rather lovely prize.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37So very, very best of luck to you all.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Let's take a look at our first two tribes.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Before the show, we asked you the following:

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Let's see you said yes to that and who said no.

0:01:51 > 0:01:56Our Yes Tribe are Ritchie, Dominic and Rita.

0:01:56 > 0:02:03And our No Tribe, Nicola, Graeme, Jim and Margy.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Please join your tribes.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10So Ritchie, on our Yes Tribe.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14- We have outed you very early in the show as a Eurovision fan. Always been a fan?- Not always.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18But Conchita Wurst was very, very good in her performance.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Very good this year.- That is what has turned you into a Eurovision fan?

0:02:21 > 0:02:26- Sort of.- All it took all along was a bearded lady to turn you into a fan.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28- Dominic, always been a fan? - Yes, actually.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31I can remember having Eurovision parties and we would

0:02:31 > 0:02:34always have a piece of paper saying guess who you think is going to win.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37And I do remember the year Latvia won, getting it right.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41All I won was a Mars bar, but I was so proud of that Mars bar.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Unbelievable story, Dominic.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45LAUGHTER

0:02:45 > 0:02:47- And Rita, an actress and a model?- Yes.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Do you like the glamour of Eurovision?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Yes, and the costumes, very dodgy, though.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55Do you remember the year somebody wore golden...

0:02:55 > 0:02:59- I think they were knee-high platform boots?- of course I remember that.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01There's not a dodgy costume in Eurovision that

0:03:01 > 0:03:03I don't remember, I assure you of that.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06But our naysayers, our No Tribe, Nicola,

0:03:06 > 0:03:09what's your problem with Eurovision? Bit of fun?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11I have never been interested in it whatsoever.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Have you ever accidentally caught some of it?- Yes, I have.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17And I must confess I have been to a Eurovision party myself,

0:03:17 > 0:03:19but under duress.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Jim, not a fan?

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Not now. I do recall... I go back as far as Sandie Shaw in black-and-white.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28- That were OK, but not today's... - You see the old days, there were only about ten countries in it,

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- so we could win it. - Exactly, we had a chance.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33I tell you what, the break-up of the former Soviet Union

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- and Yugoslavia has ruined Eurovision for us, hasn't it?- Yes!

0:03:36 > 0:03:38I know it has other geopolitical ramifications,

0:03:38 > 0:03:40but the Eurovision thing is the main one.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44I tell you what, we will start with our No Tribe. Here is how it will work.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47No Tribe, I will give you 60 seconds' worth of questions.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Get one wrong, and I will pass the same question down the line.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51If all four of you get the same question wrong,

0:03:51 > 0:03:53your 60 seconds will end immediately.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Now, the tribe with the fewest points at the end of this round,

0:03:56 > 0:03:58one of you will be going home.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00So if you are on the winning tribe, you are safe.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Everybody ready on the No Tribe? - Yes.- Start the clock.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Nicola, St James's Park is the home ground

0:04:05 > 0:04:08of which Premier League football team?

0:04:08 > 0:04:09- Newcastle.- Correct.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Graeme, Italian Amaretti biscuits are flavoured with which nut?

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Almond.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Jim, the Wall Street Crash occurred in which decade of the 20th century?

0:04:17 > 0:04:18'20s. Correct.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Margy, which former US vice-president presented

0:04:21 > 0:04:25the global warming documentary film An Inconvenient Truth?

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Pass.- Nicola?- Pass.- Graeme? - Al Gore.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32Correct. Jim, what type of insect lives in a formicary?

0:04:32 > 0:04:33- Ants.- Correct.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37Margy, the musical Miss Saigon is set during which war?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42- Pass.- Nicola?- The Vietnam War? - Correct.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Graeme, which actor plays Dr Martin Ellingham

0:04:45 > 0:04:46in the TV series Doc Martin?

0:04:46 > 0:04:47- Martin Clunes.- Correct.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Jim, James Dean's first major film role

0:04:49 > 0:04:52was in an adaptation of which John Steinbeck novel?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54- Giant?- Incorrect.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Margy?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Pass.- Nicola?- Pass.- Graeme?

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Rebel Without A Cause?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Ah...the answer was...

0:05:04 > 0:05:06East of Eden was the right answer.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10But at the end of that round, No Tribe, you scored seven points.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12APPLAUSE

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Yes Tribe, the glitzy, glamorous tribe.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18You know exactly what you have to do now.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Eight points will see you safe

0:05:20 > 0:05:22and through to the next round immediately. OK?

0:05:22 > 0:05:27The very best of luck to you, Ritchie, Dominic and Rita. Let's start the clock.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Ritchie, in 1992, who had a UK number one hit with

0:05:29 > 0:05:33- I Will Always Love You?- Pass. - Dominic?

0:05:33 > 0:05:34- Whitney Houston?- Correct.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Rita, who was Prime Minister of Italy from 1922 to 43?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41- Um... Mussolini.- Correct.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Ritchie, the Queen celebrates her official birthday in which month?

0:05:45 > 0:05:46- July.- Incorrect. Dominic?

0:05:46 > 0:05:47- June.- Correct.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Rita, Dick King-Smith's novel The Sheep-Pig

0:05:50 > 0:05:52was adapted into which 1995 Oscar-nominated film?

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Pass.- Ritchie? - Babe.- Correct.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Dominic, which classic cocktail is made from vodka,

0:05:58 > 0:06:01coffee liqueur and either cream or milk?

0:06:02 > 0:06:03- Pass.- Rita?

0:06:03 > 0:06:04- Black Russian.- Correct.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08Ritchie, Johnny Marr and Morrissey were members of which 1980s band?

0:06:08 > 0:06:09- The Smiths.- Correct.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Dominic, the musical Mamma Mia is set in which European country?

0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Greece.- Correct. Rita, to win the round,

0:06:14 > 0:06:16which English king was nicknamed the Lionheart?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Richard.- Richard I is the right answer.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Congratulations, Yes Tribe.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28Who would have thought? Who would have thought a love of Eurovision would ever pay off?

0:06:28 > 0:06:32But it has done. Yes Tribe, you are safely through to our next round.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Please take your places in the centre.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36APPLAUSE

0:06:38 > 0:06:40No Tribe.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43I'm afraid your dislike of Azerbaijani folk singing has

0:06:43 > 0:06:47done you ill. One of you is going to be going home.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49I'm now going to ask you a series of questions on the buzzer.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51If you buzz in with a correct answer, you're

0:06:51 > 0:06:53safe, straight through to the next round.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56If you buzz in with an incorrect answer, however,

0:06:56 > 0:06:57you will be going straight home.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00So very best of luck to all four of you.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03According to a well-known adage, you should only eat oysters

0:07:03 > 0:07:05when what letter is in the name of the month?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07- BUZZER - Margy?- R.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Is the correct answer. Margy, you are safe, through to the next round.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Please join the others in the centre.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18Nicola, Graeme, Jim. Here's your next question.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20What name links the leader of North Korea

0:07:20 > 0:07:22and the woman who married Kanye West...?

0:07:22 > 0:07:24- BUZZER - Graeme?- Kim.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27..and the woman who married Kanye West in 2014.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Kim is the right answer, Graeme. You are safe and through to the next round.

0:07:32 > 0:07:38Nicola and Jim. One of you is about to get nul points

0:07:38 > 0:07:41and will be leaving us straightaway. The other one will be safe.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44And it is all down to this question.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48In EastEnders, Bianca was known for screaming the name of which character...

0:07:48 > 0:07:49- BUZZER - Jim?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Rickaaaaay!

0:07:51 > 0:07:53For screaming the name of which character, her first husband?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56The answer was Ricky, Jim. You are safe and through to the next round.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00APPLAUSE

0:08:00 > 0:08:02- Nicola.- Never mind.- I am so sorry.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Nicola, it has been lovely to have you here

0:08:04 > 0:08:07but for our other six, it is time to find our next two tribes.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Congratulations to the six of you. Well played, the Yes Tribe.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15And Margy, didn't get a single question right in your round

0:08:15 > 0:08:18but you got the important question right at the end, there.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Which is why you are with us. So we started with Eurovision.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Those were our two tribes. Where are we going next? Something highbrow? Let's take a look.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Before the show, we ask you the following:

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Something even less highbrow than Eurovision.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36That was the question we asked.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Margy, do you own a onesie? - I have got two!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40LAUGHTER

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Hold on, that's a twosie!

0:08:41 > 0:08:44OK, let's find out who else is going to join you on that Yes Tribe.

0:08:44 > 0:08:49Our Yes Tribe is Margy, Graeme, and Dominic.

0:08:49 > 0:08:55And our No Tribe are Jim, Ritchie and Rita.

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Please join your tribes.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Dominic, quite often on the show, we find out about the deeper things

0:09:04 > 0:09:06in life, we find out about people's loves, we find out about

0:09:06 > 0:09:09what they think about the world, their politics, their childhood.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13All we have found out so far about you is you like Eurovision, and you own a onesie.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16- I'm so sorry, because I'm sure you are deeper than that. - Meh...

0:09:16 > 0:09:19- Describe your onesie to us? - I have actually got two.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22My dad gave me them just because living in Glasgow,

0:09:22 > 0:09:24it gets very cold. They are basically...

0:09:24 > 0:09:29they're basic onesies, with a nice kind of stripy zigzaggy pattern on them.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- I like them.- OK. So you don't dress up as a hippopotamus, or anything? - Oh, no.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Because that would be silly! - Now you're talking!

0:09:35 > 0:09:39- Margy, do you dress up as a hippopotamus?- It has been known.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Why is one onesie not enough for people?

0:09:41 > 0:09:45Well, I bought one myself and my daughter bought me one for Christmas.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49- So I have one for the day, and one for the night.- Graeme.- Hi.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53- Do you have an unusual onesie or just a regular onesie? - I can't describe it to you, Richard,

0:09:53 > 0:09:55because it is a secret onesie.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59- It's as yet unrevealed to my family. - Oh...

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Every Boxing Day, we have a family tradition that it is a pyjama day.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Got you.- I have already bought mine for Christmas.- Really?

0:10:05 > 0:10:08- A secret onesie?- As yet, no-one in the family has seen it.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12So if I told you, I'd have to kill you, which would make bad television.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15With respect, it'd be bad for me, but it'd make great television.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21And our No Tribe, no onesies over here?

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Jim, any other fashion disasters...

0:10:24 > 0:10:27I'm not saying onesies are fashion disasters. I wouldn't say that.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31No, but I used to wear loon pants, if you can remember them.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35I do remember them. We've seen your trousers, you're nicely dressed.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- I'm more sensible now.- And Rita, you're a model as well as an actress.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Have you ever had to model a onesie?

0:10:41 > 0:10:45No. I have had to act in a onesie.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49It was kind of flesh coloured with little bits of black fur

0:10:49 > 0:10:51stuck all over it.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55Are you sure it was a onesie and you weren't in lion costume?

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Cos that is different.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01We will start with our No Tribe, 60 seconds' worth of questions.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05Give me an incorrect question and I'll pass it down the line.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09If you all give me an incorrect answer to the same question, your time ends immediately.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11At the end of the round, somebody in the losing tribe will go home.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14So make sure you're on the winning tribe. Simple as that.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Start the clock. Jim,

0:11:16 > 0:11:20which marzipan covered cake has a pink and yellow pattern when sliced?

0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Neapolitan. - Neapolitan roll or Battenberg.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25The Phantom of the Opera is set in which European city?

0:11:25 > 0:11:26- Paris.- Correct.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Rita, which Welsh actress married the actor Michael Douglas in 2000?

0:11:29 > 0:11:31- Pass.- Jim.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34- Catherine Zeta Jones.- Correct.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Taunton is in which UK County? - Devon.

0:11:37 > 0:11:38- Incorrect. Rita.- Somerset.- Correct.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Jim, a person born on New Year's Eve would have which star sign?

0:11:41 > 0:11:42Ohhh, Aquarius.

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Incorrect.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46- Ritchie.- Pass.- Incorrect. Rita.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50To save your tribe...

0:11:50 > 0:11:51- Capricorn.- Is the right answer.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Jim, who directed the 1971 film a Clockwork Orange?

0:11:54 > 0:11:57- Erm... Kubrick.- Ritchie.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Which bird was the middle name of the famous

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Antarctic explorer Captain Robert Scott?

0:12:01 > 0:12:03- Falcon.- Correct.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07Rita. Brian Cranston played Walter White in which US television series?

0:12:07 > 0:12:08- Pass.- Jim.- Can you repeat it?

0:12:08 > 0:12:12Mike Cranston played Walter White in which US television series?

0:12:12 > 0:12:14- All In The Family.- Incorrect.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15- Ritchie.- Ironsides.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Ohhhh, the answer to that one was Breaking Bad.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21But No Tribe, you scored seven points.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Seven points to beat, Yes Tribe.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Eight points will see you safely through to the next round.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Start the clock. Graeme, what was

0:12:32 > 0:12:36the highest-grossing film worldwide in the 1990s?

0:12:36 > 0:12:38- Titanic.- Correct. Margy.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40The River Tiber flows through which European capital city?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42- Pass.- Dominic.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Rome.- Correct.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Graeme, which South African born star of 19 Carry On films

0:12:47 > 0:12:48had a trademark dirty laugh?

0:12:48 > 0:12:49- Sid James.- Correct.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Golden poison dart is a highly venomous type of which amphibian?

0:12:53 > 0:12:55- Snake.- Incorrect.

0:12:55 > 0:12:56- Frog.- Right answer.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Graeme, which Royal was created

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Earl of Inverness upon his marriage in 1986?

0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Pass.- Margy?- Prince Charles.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08- Incorrect.- Prince Andrew.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Well played, Dominic. It is.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Andre Young is the real name of which US rapper?

0:13:13 > 0:13:16- Andre- 3000? Incorrect. Margy.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19- Tinie Tempah.- Incorrect. Dominic, to save your team.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Will.i.am?- Incorrect, I'm afraid.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25The answer to that, Andre Young is Dr Dre.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Yes!

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Yes Tribe, you scored five points.

0:13:34 > 0:13:39So, No Tribe, not only do you not have to dress in onesies,

0:13:39 > 0:13:41you're also safely through to the next round.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Please take your place in the centre.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51So Graeme, Margy, Dominic, wrong tribe, wrong time and one of you

0:13:51 > 0:13:52is going to have to leave us.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Fingers on buzzers, I'm going to ask you a series of questions.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Buzz and give me the correct answer and you're safely through.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Buzz and give an incorrect answer, you'll be going home.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Best of luck, all three of you. First question.

0:14:03 > 0:14:07The eastern European soup borscht is typically flavoured with

0:14:07 > 0:14:11which vegetable which gives it its characteristic red colour?

0:14:11 > 0:14:12- Dominic.- Beetroot.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Correct answer. You're safely through.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Take your place in the centre.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19So, Graeme, Margy,

0:14:19 > 0:14:22it's down to this one question.

0:14:22 > 0:14:28In 2013, which footballer transferred to Real Madrid for a world...

0:14:28 > 0:14:29- Graeme.- Gareth Bale.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32..for a world record fee, and with Gareth Bale, Graeme,

0:14:32 > 0:14:33congratulations, you're safely through.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39- Margy.- I knew that one.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Come on, Graham, she knew it.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- I'll go home, then.- Nice try, Margy.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47It's been so lovely having you on the show.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50At least you get to go home. You can just slip on your night onesie.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Thank you so much for playing.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56But for our other five, it's time to find our next two tribes.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Congratulations to the five of you.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Ritchie and Rita, been on the winning tribe both times.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Very impressive - will you be on the same tribe again?

0:15:05 > 0:15:06Only one way to find out.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Before the show, we asked you the following...

0:15:17 > 0:15:19So, Rita, you have been on two wining tribes in a row.

0:15:19 > 0:15:23- Which will you be on this time? - I'm a Yes.- You're a Yes for this.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25We'll find out more later. Let's see who's in your team.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Let's see if it's Ritchie.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29The Yes Tribe is Rita...

0:15:29 > 0:15:31..and Jim.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35And our No Tribe is Graeme, Ritchie and Dominic.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36Please join your tribes.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Jim and Rita, our Yes Tribe, thank you so much -

0:15:43 > 0:15:46finally bringing some class to the show.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48It's been all Eurovision and onesies so far,

0:15:48 > 0:15:50but now, we have two multilingual people here.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Jim, I'm presuming one of your linguals is English.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Oui.

0:15:55 > 0:15:56And the other one?

0:15:56 > 0:15:59A bit of Italian, bit of French, bit of German, but...bits.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Rita, you speak another language?

0:16:01 > 0:16:03A bit of French, a bit of Swedish.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05A bit of Swedish.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09Now, our No Tribe - Graeme, any good at languages?

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Or just not for you at all?

0:16:11 > 0:16:14I tried, when I went on holiday to Menorca,

0:16:14 > 0:16:16to pick up some of the language.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17Went to the bar to order two beers

0:16:17 > 0:16:20and asked for two toilets, because...

0:16:20 > 0:16:22- LAUGHTER. - "Dos cervezas" and "dos servicios."

0:16:22 > 0:16:25- I was a bit squiffy, so... - No kidding.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Especially after drinking two toilets, that's...

0:16:28 > 0:16:29Wasn't helping anyone.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32- Ritchie?- I think probably double Dutch is the best I can do.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34That's what most people say I talk.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38- Dominic?- The only French sentence that I know - I will never forget -

0:16:38 > 0:16:42is "Dans ma maison, il y a une salle de bain avec une douche",

0:16:42 > 0:16:45which is, "In my house, there is a bathroom with a shower",

0:16:45 > 0:16:50the reason being our French teacher taught us it through hand actions,

0:16:50 > 0:16:51stuff like that, so it was...

0:16:51 > 0:16:53"Dans ma maison,

0:16:53 > 0:16:55"il y a une salle de bain

0:16:55 > 0:16:56"avec une douche."

0:16:57 > 0:16:59If anyone's watching with the sound down,

0:16:59 > 0:17:01they'll wonder what you were just doing.

0:17:03 > 0:17:04We'll start with our No Tribe -

0:17:04 > 0:17:06we'll give you 60 seconds' worth of questions.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Get one wrong, I pass it down the line.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09All three of you get the same question wrong,

0:17:09 > 0:17:11your 60 seconds will end immediately.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Don't forget, the winning tribe in this round

0:17:13 > 0:17:16will go straight through to our final four.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Very best of luck.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Start the clock. Graeme,

0:17:19 > 0:17:23which duo provided the soundtrack to the 1967 film The Graduate?

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Um...Simon and Garfunkel.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Ritchie, Lime Street is the main railway station

0:17:28 > 0:17:30in which UK city?

0:17:30 > 0:17:31Manchester.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32Incorrect. Dominic?

0:17:32 > 0:17:33Liverpool.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Graeme, in the title of a famous Irving Berlin musical,

0:17:36 > 0:17:37who was told to "get your gun"?

0:17:37 > 0:17:38Annie.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Ritchie, which top-flight Spanish football team

0:17:40 > 0:17:42is nicknamed "Los Blancos"?

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Uh, Real Madrid.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Dominic, wakame, dulse and nori

0:17:47 > 0:17:49are edible varieties of which algae?

0:17:49 > 0:17:50Seaweed?

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Graeme, in which city is the world's tallest building?

0:17:54 > 0:17:55Dubai?

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Ritchie, which British scientist is credited as the inventor

0:17:58 > 0:18:00of the world wide web?

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Tim Berners-Lee.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Dominic, the famous American actor born Nicolas Coppola

0:18:04 > 0:18:06is better known by what name?

0:18:06 > 0:18:07- Pass.- Graeme?

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Nicolas Cage.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Ritchie, long-eared and pipistrelle are types of what flying mammal?

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Bat.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Dominic, the 2013 film Rush details James Hunt's rivalry

0:18:15 > 0:18:18with which Formula 1 driver?

0:18:18 > 0:18:20- Pass.- Graeme? - Niki Lauda.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Correct, Graeme, and at the end of that round, No Tribe,

0:18:23 > 0:18:25you scored 10 points.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33Goodness me, Yes Tribe. You've got to score 11 points.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Onze points.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37- That's French.- Bravo.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Elf points. That's German...

0:18:40 > 0:18:42They've just told you through your earpiece, haven't they?

0:18:42 > 0:18:45How DARE you!

0:18:46 > 0:18:50J'accuse! J'accuse, j'accuse.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Jim and Rita, you've got to score 11 points here

0:18:52 > 0:18:55to go straight through to our final four. A tough task.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Very, very best of luck, Jim and Rita.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Start the clock. Jim,

0:18:59 > 0:19:02in civil engineering, beam, cantilever and suspension

0:19:02 > 0:19:03are three types of...?

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Bridges.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Rita, the Atlas Mountains are on which continent?

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Africa.

0:19:08 > 0:19:12Jim, in which century did the USA purchase Alaska from Russia?

0:19:12 > 0:19:1319th.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Rita, Poppy, Daisy, Petal and Buddy

0:19:15 > 0:19:17are the children of which TV chef?

0:19:17 > 0:19:18- Pass.- Jim.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Um...

0:19:20 > 0:19:22- What's his name?- To save your tribe.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Pass.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Oh! Poppy, Daisy, Petal and Buddy are the children of...No Tribe?

0:19:27 > 0:19:28ALL: Jamie Oliver.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Jamie Oliver is the answer.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32You scored three points, Yes Tribe.

0:19:36 > 0:19:37Tough when there's two of you.

0:19:37 > 0:19:42So, our No Team, just by the fact you've never bothered to learn

0:19:42 > 0:19:44any other languages, you're through to our final four -

0:19:44 > 0:19:45take your place in the centre.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53Jim and Rita, one of you will be going through to our final four,

0:19:53 > 0:19:55but one of you, I'm afraid, is going home.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58You were on the wrong tribe at the wrong time.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00I'll ask you a question on the buzzer.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Buzz in and give me a correct answer,

0:20:02 > 0:20:04you'll be through to the final four.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Buzz in and give me an incorrect answer, you'll be going home.

0:20:06 > 0:20:11- Jim, Rita, both ready?- Mm-hm. - Here is your question.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Also a dormant volcano,

0:20:13 > 0:20:15what is the highest mountain in Japan?

0:20:15 > 0:20:16- BUZZER - Jim?

0:20:16 > 0:20:17Fujiyama.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19..is the correct answer - Mount Fuji or Fujiyama.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Jim, you are safely through to the next round, well played.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Please take your place in the centre.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Rita - quel dommage!

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Quelle horreur!

0:20:30 > 0:20:32- Je suis desolee. - That's all I've got -

0:20:32 > 0:20:34that sounded better than what I said.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36You've been great fun to have on the show.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- I'm sure there was an awful lot more we could have found out about you. Am I right?- Yes.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Yeah, you seem like the type.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44It's been such a pleasure having you here.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47For our final four, let's find our next two tribes.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53So, our final four, our final four - the four gentlemen, as well.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55You've seen off the ladies on today's show,

0:20:55 > 0:20:56just the gentlemen left.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Ritchie, every single time, you've been on the winning tribe.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Are you going to continue that run?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03The final four is when things change.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05It's always two-vs-two, but at the end of this round,

0:21:05 > 0:21:08one tribe will go straight through to the final.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10The others will be going home immediately.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12No second chances any more.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Before the show, we asked you the following...

0:21:22 > 0:21:26How apt. I love the fact there's going to be a No Tribe here, that'll be a lot of fun.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Let's see who is on our No Tribe. Our No Tribe is...

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Graeme and Jim.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34So our Yes Tribe, Ritchie and Dominic.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Please join your tribes.

0:21:41 > 0:21:46OK, so our No Tribe, "I cope well under stress - No",

0:21:46 > 0:21:49Graeme and Jim, what were you thinking

0:21:49 > 0:21:50applying to be on this show?

0:21:50 > 0:21:52It's quite stressful, isn't it?

0:21:52 > 0:21:55I had to make a decision, and I couldn't decide, so I just did it.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57That's kind of...stress doesn't help.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00Jim, you find life stressful at times.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02I have a heart problem too, so...not really good, is it?

0:22:02 > 0:22:04LAUGHTER

0:22:04 > 0:22:05You're going to love this round(!)

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Our Yes Tribe, cool as cucumbers.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13- You welcome stress. - I don't say I welcome stress,

0:22:13 > 0:22:19just, when it happens, I'm like, "OK...I can work with this."

0:22:21 > 0:22:25Now, this round is all on the buzzer.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27The first tribe to answer five questions correctly

0:22:27 > 0:22:29will go through to today's final.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32For the losing tribe, it's game over immediately.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Best of luck to both tribes.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38How many versions of Do They Know It's Christmas?

0:22:38 > 0:22:39have reached Number 1...?

0:22:39 > 0:22:40- BUZZER - Graeme?

0:22:40 > 0:22:41Three.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44..have reached Number 1 in the UK Singles Chart?

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Three is the correct answer, Graeme. Very well played.

0:22:46 > 0:22:481-0 to the No Tribe.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50In Blackadder Goes Forth,

0:22:50 > 0:22:53which character offers to cook rat that's been run over...?

0:22:53 > 0:22:54- BUZZER - Jim?

0:22:54 > 0:22:55Baldrick.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57..rat that's been run over by a van?

0:22:57 > 0:23:00The answer is Baldrick. Well played, Jim.

0:23:00 > 0:23:022-0 to the No Tribe. First tribe to five

0:23:02 > 0:23:05will be going through to play in our final.

0:23:05 > 0:23:06What name is generally given

0:23:06 > 0:23:08to the charter of English liberties granted by...?

0:23:08 > 0:23:10- BUZZER - Graeme?

0:23:10 > 0:23:11Magna Carta.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12..granted by King John in 1215?

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Magna Carta is the correct answer.

0:23:14 > 0:23:173-0 to the No Tribe.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Now would be a good time to start a comeback, I would suggest.

0:23:20 > 0:23:21All right.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25The Hagia Sophia, a former Byzantine church and later a mosque,

0:23:25 > 0:23:26is in which Turkish city?

0:23:26 > 0:23:27- BUZZER - Jim?

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Istanbul.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Jim, that's the correct answer.

0:23:31 > 0:23:334-0.

0:23:33 > 0:23:38Yes Tribe, coping well under stress - you have nil.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40No Tribe, go to pieces whenever you're put under pressure -

0:23:40 > 0:23:43say, under bright lights - you have four.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46You are one question away from our final.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Yes Tribe, you could be one question away from going home.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Everybody ready?

0:23:51 > 0:23:52Good luck to you all.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54The title of which Johnny Cash song

0:23:54 > 0:23:56is also the name for the seismic belt around the Pacific...?

0:23:56 > 0:23:58- BUZZER - Graeme?

0:23:58 > 0:23:59Ring of Fire?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01..the seismic belt around the Pacific Rim?

0:24:01 > 0:24:05Ring of Fire is correct - 5-0 to the No Tribe!

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Goodness me!

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Graeme and Jim, very, very well played.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Ritchie, Dominic, you played terrifically throughout.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Ritchie, it's the first time you've been on a losing tribe.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21If I want to do something, I have to do it properly. I think that was properly.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22It really, really was.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24I thought you both coped admirably throughout.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Didn't see a bead of sweat, despite the fact

0:24:26 > 0:24:28you were being absolutely slaughtered.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Thank you so much for playing.

0:24:30 > 0:24:34But Graeme and Jim, you're through to play today's final.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Graeme and Jim, congratulations.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43That was a phenomenal performance in the final four,

0:24:43 > 0:24:45terrific stuff from both of you.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48We split you into your very own tribes, now.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50This time, it's Graeme versus Jim.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53We've also given you your very own 60-second clock.

0:24:53 > 0:24:57What you have to do is protect that clock at all cost.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Our first question - just our first question -

0:24:59 > 0:25:00will be on the buzzer.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02If you buzz in and give me a correct answer,

0:25:02 > 0:25:04it will start your opponent's clock ticking down.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07It will keep ticking down until they give me a correct answer,

0:25:07 > 0:25:09then your clock will start ticking down.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Your challenge is to force your opponent's clock

0:25:12 > 0:25:13all the way down to zero.

0:25:13 > 0:25:17If you do that, you'll leave with today's prize.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19For the final time today,

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Graeme and Jim, let's play Two Tribes.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25APPLAUSE

0:25:28 > 0:25:30OK, so just this first question on the buzzer.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Get it right, your opponent's clock starts ticking down.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36Which well-known US talk show host formerly served as mayor of Cincinnati?

0:25:36 > 0:25:37- BUZZER - Graeme?

0:25:37 > 0:25:38Jerry Springer

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Correct. That means, Jim, as soon as I start the next question,

0:25:41 > 0:25:43your clock will start ticking down.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Jim, how many millimetres are there in one centimetre?

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Ten.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50Graeme, what name links a male honey bee and a pilotless aircraft?

0:25:50 > 0:25:51Drone.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Jim, which male actor played Dorothy Michaels

0:25:54 > 0:25:56in the 1982 film Tootsie?

0:25:56 > 0:25:57Uh...Dustin Hoffman.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Graeme, in which Scandinavian country

0:25:59 > 0:26:01did the cheese Jarlsberg originate?

0:26:01 > 0:26:02Sweden.

0:26:02 > 0:26:03Norway.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Graeme, in the human body, what is the medical name for the windpipe?

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Uh...trachea?

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Jim, Ricky Wilson is the frontman of which British indie band?

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Uh...Kaiser Chiefs.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17Graeme, who wrote the nonsense poem The Owl And The Pussycat?

0:26:17 > 0:26:18Pass.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Edward Lear. Graeme, Mozart was born in which modern-day country?

0:26:21 > 0:26:22Vienna...uh, Salzburg.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24It was Austria, I'm afraid.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Graeme, which famous jazz singer was nicknamed Lady Day?

0:26:27 > 0:26:28Billie Holiday.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Jim, which country's flag has three, equal vertical bands

0:26:31 > 0:26:32of black, yellow and red?

0:26:32 > 0:26:33Germany.

0:26:33 > 0:26:34Belgium.

0:26:34 > 0:26:38Jim, in astronomy, a supernova is the catastrophic explosion of what?

0:26:38 > 0:26:39A sun or a star.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40Correct - stop the clock.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44Let's stop the clock for a second and look at where we are.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47Jim, you have 36 seconds left on your clock.

0:26:47 > 0:26:51Graeme, 33 seconds left on your clock.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54This is anyone's final. Terrific work from both of you gents.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Graeme, as soon as I start the next question,

0:26:56 > 0:26:59your clock will start ticking down again.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Graeme, Karl Marx is buried in which London cemetery?

0:27:02 > 0:27:03Pass.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Highgate. What colour is a standard UK second-class stamp?

0:27:06 > 0:27:07Red.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10Blue. Grimes is the surname of which twin duo

0:27:10 > 0:27:12who featured on the X Factor in 2009?

0:27:12 > 0:27:13Pass.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Jedward. What is the smallest prime number?

0:27:16 > 0:27:17One.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19It's two. Which actor played Muhammad Ali

0:27:19 > 0:27:21in the 2001 film Ali?

0:27:21 > 0:27:22Will Smith.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Jim, Pavarotti, Domingo and Carreras

0:27:24 > 0:27:25were collectively known by what name?

0:27:25 > 0:27:27The Three Tenors.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Graeme, what is the chemical name for common salt?

0:27:29 > 0:27:30Sodium.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Sodium chloride. In the film Finding Nemo,

0:27:32 > 0:27:33what type of fish is Nemo?

0:27:33 > 0:27:35Clownfish.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38Jim, which actress played Patsy in the sitcom Absolutely Fabulous?

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Um...pass.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43Joanna Lumley. Which Mel Brooks musical featured the song

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Springtime for Hitler?

0:27:45 > 0:27:46The Producers.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Graeme, which former peanut farmer

0:27:48 > 0:27:50succeeded Gerald Ford as US president?

0:27:51 > 0:27:53The answer was Jimmy Carter.

0:27:53 > 0:27:57With 21 seconds left on his clock, our winner today is Jim!

0:27:57 > 0:27:58APPLAUSE

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Well played, Jim. Graeme, unlucky.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10I hope you enjoyed yourself, you've been terrific fun.

0:28:10 > 0:28:13We've found an awful lot about you. Almost too much, sometimes.

0:28:13 > 0:28:14Jim, terrific work.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16As you know, you've got one final task,

0:28:16 > 0:28:19one final question to answer, one final tribe to join.

0:28:19 > 0:28:22Going to give you £1,000 to spend on something.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25Before the show, we asked you the following...

0:28:25 > 0:28:27We give you £1,000 to spend in a home store

0:28:27 > 0:28:30or £1,000 to spend on books.

0:28:30 > 0:28:31You a book lover?

0:28:31 > 0:28:35I am, but my wife's instructed me that we need new carpets, so...

0:28:35 > 0:28:37So what are you going for?

0:28:37 > 0:28:38I'll go for the home store.

0:28:38 > 0:28:41£1,000 on homewares, there, for Jim.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44Thanks for joining us on Two Tribes. We'll see you again next time.