0:00:02 > 0:00:05On Two Tribes, our seven contestants have already answered yes or no
0:00:05 > 0:00:09to hundreds of questions revealing everything about themselves.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Of today's players, we know that one of them
0:00:12 > 0:00:14has stood someone up on a date...
0:00:14 > 0:00:17two of them have had a spray tan.
0:00:17 > 0:00:18But all of them are about to play
0:00:18 > 0:00:23the quiz that puts their knowledge AND their personalities to the test.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Good evening, everybody, welcome to Two Tribes,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32the quiz where what you think could be as important as what you know.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36We've got seven new contestants all ready to play. Let's meet them.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38APPLAUSE
0:00:40 > 0:00:42I'm Ross and I'm a managing director from West Sussex.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I'm Sharon, a social worker from Birmingham.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48I'm Fraser, I'm a hotel receptionist from Rochdale in Lancashire.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I'm Barry, I'm a retail manager from Manchester.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54I'm Sarah, I'm an education studies graduate from Nottingham.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56I'm Joan, a retired admin assistant from the Wirral.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59I'm Warren, I'm a Royal Navy helicopter pilot
0:00:59 > 0:01:00from Limavady in Northern Ireland.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02APPLAUSE
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Very, very solid introductions, all seven of you,
0:01:06 > 0:01:09though slightly shown up by Warren right at the end.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11He goes, "Oh, me? I'm just a Royal Navy helicopter pilot.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13"It's not even something to worry about."
0:01:13 > 0:01:15It's lovely to have you all here.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Now, before the show, all seven of you completed our survey,
0:01:17 > 0:01:19answering questions about yourselves.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21There's some of them on the screen.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24In every round, we're going to split you into two tribes
0:01:24 > 0:01:27based on who said yes and who said no to some of those questions.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Both tribes then face a series of general knowledge questions.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32To stay safe, you need to be on the winning tribe.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36And one of you will be walking away with a rather nice prize.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39OK, good luck to you all. Let's find our first two tribes today.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Before the show, we asked you the following...
0:01:49 > 0:01:54Who said yes to that, who said no? Let's find out. Our Yes Tribe is...
0:01:54 > 0:02:00Ross, Sharon, Joan and super helicopter pilot Warren.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Our No Tribe is Fraser, Barry and Sarah.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Everyone, join your tribes. - APPLAUSE
0:02:11 > 0:02:13So, our Yes Tribe, they eat their five a day.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Our No Tribe, who I have to say I have some sympathy with,
0:02:16 > 0:02:18they don't quite manage it.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Barry, they say now we're supposed to eat seven a day.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24If it's biscuits, I can do it. But not everything else.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27I don't think that's what they're recommending.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- I've got to keep this figure up. - You're a fine figure of a man.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Sarah?- I've been a student for the past three years,
0:02:32 > 0:02:34so I can't really afford it.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36AUDIENCE: Awww!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I think you can afford, like, carrots, surely?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Not so much.- I think five a day is difficult.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Lots of people say they eat five a day, don't they?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48But they lie. And talking of such people...
0:02:48 > 0:02:51our Yes Tribe. Ross, you eat five a day?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53I do indeed, if not seven a day.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56I work in the fitness industry, so I have to lead by example.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Oh, he makes you sick, doesn't he?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01You're looking very good on it, Ross, I must say.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- Sharon, five a day?- Definitely. - How do you manage to do that?
0:03:05 > 0:03:09I have fruit with breakfast, usually bananas and maybe some strawberry.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Lunchtime, I'll have a really good salad and more fruit.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13And tea, I just eat vegetables.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17And on the end there, obviously - obviously! - Warren.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- You probably eat 30 a day. - Not quite.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- I presume you have to keep fit. - You do. It's expected.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24You've got the fitness test to pass,
0:03:24 > 0:03:28but on a little bit of a health kick at the minute,
0:03:28 > 0:03:30so very much part of the diet, as it were.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33OK, well, Yes Tribe and No Tribe, here's how it's going to work.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I'll give you 60 seconds' worth of questions
0:03:35 > 0:03:37to score as many points as you can.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40If you get a question wrong, I pass the same question down the line.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42If you all get the same question wrong,
0:03:42 > 0:03:45your 60 seconds will end immediately.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47The winning tribe at the end of this round will be safe
0:03:47 > 0:03:49and through to the next round.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51If you're on the losing tribe, you are in trouble.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Make sure you're on the winning tribe.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55We'll start with the Yes Tribe. Ross, we start with you.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- Everybody ready?- ALL: Yep. - OK. Start the clock.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Ross, Eric Blair wrote the novel Animal Farm under what pseudonym?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- Pass.- Sharon?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- George Orwell.- Correct.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Joan, the famous statue of Christ the Redeemer
0:04:10 > 0:04:12overlooks which Brazilian city?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Rio.- Correct.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Warren, which Britpop band released the 1995 album Different Class?
0:04:19 > 0:04:20- Pulp.- Correct.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Ross, who was the original presenter of MasterChef when it began in 1990?
0:04:24 > 0:04:25- Pass.- Sharon?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Loyd Grossman.- Correct.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Joan, in 2014, Peter Moores was re-appointed
0:04:29 > 0:04:32head coach of the England team in which sport?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Football?- Incorrect. Warren?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- Tennis.- Incorrect. Ross?
0:04:37 > 0:04:38- Cricket.- Right.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Sharon, which animal has a name
0:04:39 > 0:04:42derived from the Spanish meaning "little armoured one"?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Tortoise.- Incorrect. Joan?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Pass.- Warren?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- Aardvark.- Incorrect. Ross, to save your tribe.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Turtle?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58The little armoured one in Spanish. Anyone on the No Team?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- ALL: Armadillo.- Armadillo!
0:05:00 > 0:05:04You see? That's what you get from not eating any fruit and veg.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05They ALL knew it.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09At the end of that round, Yes Tribe, you scored five points.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Five points. - APPLAUSE
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Very appropriate you scored five points, as well.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20There's your five a day right there.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22No Tribe, if you score six points, you're going to be safe
0:05:22 > 0:05:24and through to the next round. OK?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Very, very best of luck to you. Everybody ready?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Fraser, we will start with you. Start the clock.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Fraser, the song Eye Of The Tiger
0:05:30 > 0:05:33is closely associated with which boxing film series?
0:05:33 > 0:05:34- Rocky.- Correct.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Barry, diamond and graphite are different forms of which element?
0:05:38 > 0:05:39- Carbon.- They are.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Sarah, the sitcom Fawlty Towers was set in which seaside town?
0:05:43 > 0:05:44- Brighton?- Incorrect. Fraser?
0:05:44 > 0:05:45- Torquay.- Correct.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Barry, how many milligrams are in one gram?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Ten.- Incorrect. Sarah?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- 100.- Incorrect. Fraser?
0:05:53 > 0:05:54- 1,000.- There are, yeah.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Barry, what was the name of the first satellite
0:05:56 > 0:05:59launched into orbit by the USSR in 1957?
0:05:59 > 0:06:00- Sputnik.- Correct.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02To win, Sarah, in Formula One,
0:06:02 > 0:06:05the Chinese Grand Prix is held in which city?
0:06:05 > 0:06:06- Pass.- Fraser?
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- Shanghai.- Is the correct answer, Fraser!
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- Six points to the No Tribe. - APPLAUSE
0:06:15 > 0:06:19No Tribe, you've won, you are safe, you're through to the next round.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Please take your place in the centre.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23APPLAUSE
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Yes Tribe, turns out fruit and veg are bad for you.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30One of you will be leaving us, and this is how we're going to do it.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31You've all got buzzers in front of you.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I'm going to ask you a series of questions now.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35If you buzz in and get one right, you are through,
0:06:35 > 0:06:37you will join our friends here in the centre.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Buzz in and get one wrong, though, you'll be going straight home.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Very best of luck. Here's your first question.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48When listed alphabetically, which day of the week comes first?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Ross?- Monday.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Ross, it's not Monday, I'm afraid. The answer is Friday.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58That means, Sharon, Joan and Warren, you are all safe,
0:06:58 > 0:06:59all through to the next round.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Please take your place in the centre.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03APPLAUSE
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Ross, do you know what? Everybody else was too chicken to go for it.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11You were the only one to go for it.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14You're also the only person of our seven who, when we asked
0:07:14 > 0:07:16"Would you consider plastic surgery?" you said yes.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18The only one.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21But that's all we're going to find out about you now, Ross. Thank you.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23It's been lovely having you here,
0:07:23 > 0:07:26but for our other six, let's find our next two tribes.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28APPLAUSE
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Congratulations to the six of you. Very well played.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Particular congratulations to Sarah. You were on a good tribe there,
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- because you didn't get any questions right at all.- I know!
0:07:38 > 0:07:39But you still managed to join us here.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42In fact, every single time you were saved by Fraser.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Every time. Well done, Fraser. You may not be in the same tribe now,
0:07:45 > 0:07:48because of course, new round, new tribes.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Before the show, we asked you the following...
0:07:58 > 0:08:02"I believe in ghosts." Sarah, what tribe are you on here?
0:08:02 > 0:08:07- Definitely a yes.- You're a yes. We shall discuss this in a moment.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I presume you'd like to take Fraser with you.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Yes, please.- Well, we'll see.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14The Yes Tribe, the people who said yes to the question
0:08:14 > 0:08:16"I believe in ghosts", are...
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Sarah...
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Joan and Fraser. - SARAH:- Whoa!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22And the people who said no to that question, our No Tribe,
0:08:22 > 0:08:25are Sharon, Barry and Warren.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Everybody, join your tribes. - APPLAUSE
0:08:31 > 0:08:33So, Yes Tribe, our ghost believers.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Sarah, you sounded like you really, really, really believe in ghosts.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41There has to be something, surely. I've seen things move.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Yeah, hey, we've all seen things move.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46But you just think conceptually there must be.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Well, you've certainly got a guardian angel, and that's Fraser.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Fraser, you believe in ghosts?
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Well, there's a pub near us which is supposed to be haunted,
0:08:55 > 0:08:56and one night I was in
0:08:56 > 0:09:01and all the menus got blown straight off the tables, so yeah.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04I literally stopped listening to the story as soon as you said "pub".
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- Joan, you believe in ghosts?- I do.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10And have you ever encountered a ghost or a ghostly presence?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12I haven't, no, but I would like to.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13I worry about the maths of ghosts.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16I'm going to be honest with you. Billions of people have died.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Where are they all? We'd be overrun with them.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22The No Tribe. Sharon, not for you.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26I'm a definite glass pusher on a Ouija board, really.
0:09:26 > 0:09:31- So, again, you believe in things moving.- No. I do it myself.- Exactly.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- Barry?- Richard, I think I was in the same pub with Fraser.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36What happened was somebody opened the door.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Warren, are there ghosts? - There are no ghosts.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45However, leprechauns and pots of gold...!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50That, Warren, is a whole other round, I think.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53I think we'll start with our No Tribe this time, our sceptics,
0:09:53 > 0:09:55our non-believers.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58There's people at home arguing now about whether ghosts exist.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Stop arguing about ghosts and watch this, OK?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03No Tribe, I'm going to give you 60 seconds' worth of questions.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Get one wrong, I pass that question down the line.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07If you all get the question wrong,
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- your 60 seconds end immediately. Everybody ready?- ALL: Yeah.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15OK, best of luck to all three of you. Start the clock.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Sharon, which famous Scandinavian pop group
0:10:17 > 0:10:20took their name from the first initials of its four members?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21- ABBA.- Correct.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Barry, which well-known bridge links San Francisco to Marin County?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- The Golden Gate Bridge.- Correct.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Warren, in which decade were O levels replaced by GCSEs?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- '80s.- Correct.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Sharon, the mandible is a scientific name for which part of the body?
0:10:36 > 0:10:37- Jaw.- It is.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40The name of what dessert translates into English as "burnt cream"?
0:10:40 > 0:10:41- Creme brulee.- Correct.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44In Roald Dahl's Charlie And The Chocolate Factory,
0:10:44 > 0:10:46what was Charlie's surname?
0:10:46 > 0:10:47- Pass.- Sharon?
0:10:47 > 0:10:48- Bucket.- It was.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52In which year did England last host the European Football Championships?
0:10:52 > 0:10:53- 1996.- Correct.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Warren, which '50s Hollywood star
0:10:55 > 0:10:57is the father of actress Jamie Lee Curtis?
0:10:59 > 0:11:00- Pass.- Sharon?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Tony Curtis.- Correct.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Barry, which French electronic duo
0:11:04 > 0:11:07provided the soundtrack to the film Tron: Legacy?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Erm, pass.- Warren?
0:11:09 > 0:11:10- Daft Punk.- Correct.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Sharon, in 2000, who became the first British boxer
0:11:12 > 0:11:14to receive a knighthood?
0:11:16 > 0:11:21- Sorry.- The answer to that one was Henry Cooper. Sir Henry Cooper.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25And at the end of that round, No Tribe, you scored nine points.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26APPLAUSE
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Yes Tribe, you have nine points to beat.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Ten points will see you safe and sound and into the next round.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- You all ready?- Yes.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Very, very best of luck. Start the clock.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Fraser, now run by the Kennel Club,
0:11:42 > 0:11:44which dog show was first held in 1891?
0:11:44 > 0:11:45- Crufts.- Correct.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Sarah, the Vatican City is an enclave of which other city?
0:11:48 > 0:11:49- Rome.- Correct.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Joan, represented by a ram,
0:11:50 > 0:11:53what is traditionally the first sign of the zodiac?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- Libra?- Incorrect. Fraser.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- Aries.- Right.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00The Sharks and Jets are rival gangs in which Leonard Bernstein musical?
0:12:00 > 0:12:01- West Side Story.- Correct.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05Joan, traditionally, how many lines make up a limerick?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- Two?- Incorrect. Fraser?
0:12:08 > 0:12:09- Five.- Correct!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Sarah, the Galapagos Islands
0:12:11 > 0:12:13are governed by which South American country?
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Er, Brazil.- Incorrect. Joan?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18- Rio?- Incorrect.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Fraser, to save your tribe?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23- Ecuador.- Is the right answer.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27Sarah, which band released the 1997 album OK Computer?
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Erm, Pet Shop Boys.- Incorrect. Joan?
0:12:30 > 0:12:31- Pass.- Fraser?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- Radiohead.- Is the right answer.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Sarah, at the 2014 Winter Olympics,
0:12:35 > 0:12:37who won gold for Team GB in the women's skeleton?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39- Erm, Shelley Rudman? - Incorrect. Joan?
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Pass.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44At the end of that round, despite Fraser's best efforts,
0:12:44 > 0:12:46the Yes Tribe, you scored seven points.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48APPLAUSE
0:12:50 > 0:12:53No Tribe, you don't believe in ghosts, you're the winning tribe.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54You are through to the next round.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Please take your places in the centre.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59APPLAUSE
0:13:00 > 0:13:04Yes Tribe, one of you will be leaving us right now, I'm afraid.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Give me a correct answer, you're through to the next round.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Buzz in and give me an incorrect answer, like Ross did,
0:13:09 > 0:13:10you'll be going straight home.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14OK, very best of luck to all three of you. Here's your first question.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17In Shakespeare's Romeo And Juliet, what is Juliet's surname?
0:13:17 > 0:13:18- Sarah.- Capulet.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20It's Capulet, Sarah. Very well played.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22You are safe and through to the next round.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24APPLAUSE
0:13:26 > 0:13:31Fraser, Joan, it's all on this one question.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33One of you is about to leave us.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37What colour is the Teletubby Laa-Laa?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- Joan?- Yellow.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42It's the right answer, Joan. You are through to the next round.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44APPLAUSE
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Join the others in the centre, please.
0:13:49 > 0:13:54- Fraser...- Yeah!- Fraser, sometimes life, I'm going to say, is not fair.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58- No.- You got every single question we asked you today correct.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00But I didn't know the colour of a Teletubby.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Who knew that would be your downfall?
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Fraser, thank you for playing.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06And for the other five, let's find our next two tribes.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08APPLAUSE
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Congratulations to our Famous Five.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15Particular congratulations to Barry, been on both winning tribes.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19It shows the benefits of not eating five a day or believing in ghosts.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22But we're going to find some brand-new tribes now.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Before the show, we asked you the following...
0:14:31 > 0:14:36"I'm grumpy in the morning." Barry, are you grumpy in the morning?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38No, never, Richard. Never grumpy.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Even without raspberries, strawberries, blueberries and blackberries?
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- Yeah.- You're still happy.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45I know there's a biscuit downstairs.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49The secret to not being grumpy - there's always a biscuit somewhere.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52OK, well, let's find out who our tribes are. Our No Tribe is...
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Barry, and you are joined by...
0:14:55 > 0:15:00Joan. And that means our Yes Tribe is Sharon, Sarah and Warren.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Everybody, join your tribes. - APPLAUSE
0:15:06 > 0:15:09So, No Tribe, who are not grumpy in the morning,
0:15:09 > 0:15:11happy in the morning, Barry been on two winning tribes,
0:15:11 > 0:15:13with Joan, who's been on two losing tribes,
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- so something's got to give now. - Sorry!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Joan, you happy in the morning? - Very. Never wake up grumpy, never.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- Why do you think that is?- I don't know, I'm just a happy person.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26So it's either nothing at all or it's biscuits. One or the other.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Biscuits, everybody. Biscuits, Warren. You grumpy in the morning?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34I am, yeah. Very much so. I'm a bit of a dreamer.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37I enjoy a lie-in, so getting rudely awakened by the alarm clock
0:15:37 > 0:15:42or my wife is, yeah, quite upsetting.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Sarah, not a morning person?- No!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Getting up before nine o'clock is hard.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49People just don't talk to me before nine o'clock.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- Sharon, do you like a lie-in? - Oh, I love a lie-in.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55All day I would stay in bed. All day.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Roughly when do you kick in in a day, Sharon,
0:15:57 > 0:15:59roughly what time do you get non-grumpy?
0:15:59 > 0:16:03- Drinks time.- Ah.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06I always think that's roughly when Pointless starts, about 5.15.
0:16:06 > 0:16:11Well, we will start with our Yes Tribe. Everybody ready?
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Mm-hm.- Start the clock.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17Sharon, in 1989, a glass pyramid was opened as the entrance hall
0:16:17 > 0:16:19of which art museum in Paris?
0:16:19 > 0:16:20- Louvre.- Correct.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21At which monument in Wiltshire
0:16:21 > 0:16:24do people traditionally celebrate the summer solstice?
0:16:24 > 0:16:25- Stonehenge.- Correct.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Warren, intelligence officer George Smiley appears in novels
0:16:28 > 0:16:30by which British author?
0:16:30 > 0:16:31- Pass.- Sharon?
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- Frederick Forsyth?- Incorrect. Sarah, to save your tribe.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Intelligence officer George Smiley appears in novels
0:16:37 > 0:16:38by which British author?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41- Ian Rankin?- It's not Ian Rankin.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45It's one of the greatest British authors of all. It's John le Carre.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46John le Carre, I'm afraid.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50And at the end of that, if you give me a moment to tot up, you scored...
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- All right...- Two points. Two points, Yes Tribe.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57APPLAUSE
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Would you have got John le Carre on the No Tribe?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- Yeah, I might have guessed that one. - I wouldn't have done.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06That's the secret of being happy, is always be honest.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Always be honest. I would have lied through my teeth there, Joan.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11So, two points to beat. That's all you've got to do.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Three points will see both of you through to our final four.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- Right, No Tribe, are you ready? - Yep.- Start the clock.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Barry, who wrote and illustrated The Tale Of Peter Rabbit?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Beatrix Potter.- Correct.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Joan, in a famous speech,
0:17:25 > 0:17:27who described 1992 as an annus horribilis?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- The Queen.- Correct.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Barry, to win, what name was given
0:17:30 > 0:17:32to the first supersonic passenger aeroplane?
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Concorde.- Is the right answer.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36APPLAUSE
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Just like that!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Just like that. Three points, 15 seconds all you took.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Barry, you are unstoppable!
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Joan, you are newly unstoppable, which is great. You are both safe.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- Yay!- You are both through. Yay!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55You're both through to our final four.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Please take your places in the centre.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59APPLAUSE
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Yes Tribe, you are grumpy in the morning,
0:18:04 > 0:18:06you're a little bit grumpy now, as well,
0:18:06 > 0:18:09because one of you is going to be leaving us before our final four.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Sharon, Sarah and Warren,
0:18:10 > 0:18:12I'm going to give you a series of questions now.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Buzz in and give me a correct answer, you're safely through.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Buzz in and give me an incorrect answer, you're going home.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Best of luck to all three of you. Here's your first question.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22In rugby union's Six Nations championship,
0:18:22 > 0:18:26France, Italy and which other team traditionally play in blue shirts?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28- Sarah?- Scotland.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Saved yourself again. Scotland. You're through to our final four.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34- Take your place in the centre. - APPLAUSE
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Sharon, super helicopter pilot Warren,
0:18:39 > 0:18:41one of you is about to go home.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44You'll probably get different transport, but one of you is going.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Best of luck to both of you.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52Played four times by Harrison Ford, which film character was...
0:18:52 > 0:18:53- Warren?- Indiana Jones.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55..was afraid of snakes? It was Indiana Jones.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Warren, you're safely through. Take your place in the centre.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59APPLAUSE
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Sharon, I am so sorry. - Not quick enough.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09You can't beat the helicopter pilot, can you?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11You took your hands away from the buzzer.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14You weren't even trying. It does you enormous credit.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18I'm sorry you're grumpy in the morning and I'm sorry it's cost you.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21But for our final four, let's find out next two tribes.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23APPLAUSE
0:19:25 > 0:19:28And we are down to our final four.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31This, of course, is where things change, OK?
0:19:31 > 0:19:34It's going to be two v two, and at the end of this round,
0:19:34 > 0:19:37the winning tribe will both be going through to play in our final.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40The losing tribe will be going home with nothing.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42And there are no second chances any more.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44OK? Let's see how we're going to split you.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Before the show, we asked you the following...
0:19:55 > 0:19:58"I correct people's grammar."
0:19:58 > 0:20:02I'm just checking that that apostrophe is in the right place.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Yeah. I think this is going to be a terrifying round for me.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Literally, I've got to watch every single thing that I say.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10WHICH I say.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13I'm going to have to watch everything that which I say.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Barry, winning tribe each time.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Where are you on this one? Do you correct people's grammar?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- I do, Richard.- Oh, Barry! - Usually written...
0:20:20 > 0:20:22If it's written it needs to be right.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24There's no point writing if it's not right.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27There's no point writing if it's not right. You're quite right.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- With a W and an R!- Yeah. Oh, this is a minefield, isn't it?
0:20:30 > 0:20:33If you could choose a partner, who would you choose for this one?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Anybody. Anybody, cos the things I don't know
0:20:36 > 0:20:38I'm sure these will all know.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39I hear ya.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Well, I can tell you, our Yes Tribe, our correctors of grammar,
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- it's Barry...and it's Warren. - A FEW GROANS FROM AUDIENCE
0:20:45 > 0:20:49And so our No Tribe, it's Sarah and it's Joan.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Everybody, join your tribes. - APPLAUSE
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Warren, did you hear that little groan?
0:20:58 > 0:21:01You've been such a hero to everyone in the audience
0:21:01 > 0:21:03because of your derring-do and your helicopter pilots.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06As soon as they found out you corrected people's grammar,
0:21:06 > 0:21:08a few little sharp intakes of breath.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10But you've got to be exacting in your job?
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Yeah, it's very much part and parcel. When I'm not flying,
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- I'm writing reports. - And it's got to be right.- Exactly.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Barry, what form does your correcting take?
0:21:18 > 0:21:21I write pantomime scripts, so everyone picks me up
0:21:21 > 0:21:24if I do it wrong, so I'm looking out to get my own back.
0:21:24 > 0:21:29- Sarah, you're a student, I believe.- Yes.- What do you study?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Education studies.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37OK... And does that entail teaching people things?
0:21:37 > 0:21:40It's learning about the theory behind teaching.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44- But grammar? Agh!- Definitely!
0:21:44 > 0:21:48- Who is even need it? - I know.- Am I right?
0:21:48 > 0:21:51I would have thought, Joan, that you would correct grammar. No?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53I'd probably get it wrong myself!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55You know, when people correct grammar and they get it wrong,
0:21:55 > 0:21:57then they're in real trouble.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00I have sympathy with both tribes here. I hope you do at home as well.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04This round, it's all on the buzzers.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08The first tribe to answer five questions correctly
0:22:08 > 0:22:10will be going through to today's final.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13For the losing tribe, it is game over immediately.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15All four of you happy?
0:22:15 > 0:22:20Good luck to you all. Fingers on buzzers. Here's your first question.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22In 1960, the Daily Mirror TV critic predicted
0:22:22 > 0:22:25that which programme was doomed from the outset?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- Barry?- Coronation Street.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Is the right answer. Well played. 1-0.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Wishy Washy and Widow Twankey are traditionally...
0:22:32 > 0:22:33- Barry?- Aladdin.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37..in which pantomime? It is Aladdin. We were just talking about it.
0:22:37 > 0:22:402-0 now to the Yes Tribe. Come on, No Tribe, you can do it.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Greg James and Fearne Cotton are presenters on which...
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- Warren?- Radio 1.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48..on which national radio station? It is Radio 1.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50- You knew that one, Sarah.- Yes.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53You've been so good on the buzzer throughout the show.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Too slow.- 3-0 now to the Yes Tribe.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Which female writer's famous Book Of Household Management
0:23:00 > 0:23:02was published in 18...
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- Barry?- Mrs Beeton.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07..in 1861? Mrs Beeton's Book Of Household Management. Yes.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- It's 4-0.- I knew that one as well!
0:23:10 > 0:23:13You can still do it, though. You can still do it.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17It'd take something spectacular, but you can still do it.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18All right, all right!
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Yes Tribe, you are one question away from our final.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26No Tribe, you could be one question away from going out.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29A statue of which singer
0:23:29 > 0:23:31stood outside Craven Cottage football stadium...
0:23:31 > 0:23:33- Sarah?- Michael Jackson.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35..from 2011 to 2013? Michael Jackson.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37APPLAUSE
0:23:37 > 0:23:40It is 4-1. The comeback starts here.
0:23:41 > 0:23:46What is the main unit of currency in Malta, Monaco and Montenegro?
0:23:46 > 0:23:48- Barry?- The pound.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51It's incorrect. So, No Tribe, you can confer.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53- Just say euro.- Euro.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- It's the correct answer. - APPLAUSE
0:23:57 > 0:23:594-2!
0:23:59 > 0:24:014-2 suddenly.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Do you remember just now, when it was 4-0?
0:24:04 > 0:24:05Those were good times.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09Here we go again, though, still one question away from our final.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Best of luck, both teams.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14What name is commonly given to the pandemic of bubonic plague
0:24:14 > 0:24:17that ravaged Europe in the mid-14th century?
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- Barry?- The Black Death.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Is the correct answer, Barry. Yes Tribe, you win 5-2.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24APPLAUSE
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Very well played. Very well played.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31You are straight through to our final. Very well played.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34- Ah, Sarah and Joan... - We tried.- You really did try.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35You tried terrifically well.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38We all thought that there was a great comeback on.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40We were briefly excited. Thank you for playing. Enjoyed yourselves?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42- Yes, thank you.- Very much.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44It's been absolutely lovely having you both here.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48But for Barry and Warren, you are through to today's Two Tribes final.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50APPLAUSE
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Barry and Warren, congratulations on making it this far.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58If I can just sum you up from things we've learned from today's show,
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Barry, you're not grumpy in the mornings, you don't eat five a day,
0:25:01 > 0:25:04you don't believe in ghosts, you do correct people's grammar.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05Warren...
0:25:05 > 0:25:07you fly helicopters.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Pretty much.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Now, we split you into your very own two tribes now. It's Barry v Warren.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15We've also given you your very own 60-second clock.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18All you have to do is protect that clock at all costs.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Our first question, and only our first question, is on the buzzer.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25If you get it right, your opponent's clock will start ticking down.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27It'll keep ticking down till they get a question right,
0:25:27 > 0:25:29then YOUR clock will start ticking down.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33What you have to do is force your opponent's clock down to zero.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36If you do that, you leave with today's prize.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40So, for the final time today, let's play Two Tribes.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41APPLAUSE
0:25:44 > 0:25:46So, just this first question on the buzzer.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Get it right, we start your opponent's clock ticking down.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Best of luck to you both.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53What name links a number one single by Kate Bush
0:25:53 > 0:25:55and a novel by Emily Bronte?
0:25:55 > 0:25:56- Barry?- Wuthering Heights.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59That's correct. Warren, your clock starts ticking down...now.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03Warren, in which decade did Edward VIII abdicate the UK throne?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05- '20s.- Incorrect. '30s.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08How many knights are on the board at the start of a game of chess?
0:26:08 > 0:26:09- Two.- It's four.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Steve Brookstein, Leon Jackson and Matt Cardle
0:26:11 > 0:26:14have all won which TV singing competition?
0:26:14 > 0:26:16- X Factor.- Is the correct answer.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Barry, what was the middle name of Victorian engineer Isambard Brunel?
0:26:19 > 0:26:20- Kingdom.- Correct.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Correct. Holden Caulfield is the main character
0:26:22 > 0:26:24of which JD Salinger novel?
0:26:24 > 0:26:26- Catcher In The Rye. - Is the right answer.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Nairobi is the capital of which country?
0:26:28 > 0:26:29- Kenya.- Correct.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32The Allianz Arena is a football stadium in which European city?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34- London.- It's in Munich.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38Who was the Vice President of the United States from 1993 to 2001?
0:26:39 > 0:26:40- Pass.- It was Al Gore.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44Which famous bell is contained in the Elizabeth Tower in Westminster?
0:26:46 > 0:26:47- Big Ben?- Is the correct answer.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51Barry, which actor played the Prince Regent in Blackadder The Third?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53- Rik Mayall.- It was Hugh Laurie.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56What is the name of Tintin's dog?
0:26:56 > 0:26:57- Snowy.- Correct.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Warren, which chemical element has the symbol Mg?
0:27:00 > 0:27:01- Magnesium.- Correct.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Barry, which Dickens story was adapted into a 1992 film
0:27:04 > 0:27:06starring the Muppets?
0:27:06 > 0:27:07- A Christmas Carol.- Correct.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Warren, in which royal park is London Zoo?
0:27:10 > 0:27:11- Hyde Park.- It's in Regent's Park.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Warren, which English novelist wrote Tess Of The d'Urbervilles?
0:27:14 > 0:27:16- Pass.- It's Thomas Hardy.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19A leveret is the young of which animal?
0:27:19 > 0:27:20- An otter.- It's a hare.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24In 2013, a powerful meteor was filmed exploding over which country?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26- America.- It's Russia.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28For which 1996...
0:27:28 > 0:27:30- Ohhh, Warren! - APPLAUSE
0:27:30 > 0:27:33I'm afraid your clock has run out. That means our winner today,
0:27:33 > 0:27:35it's Barry!
0:27:35 > 0:27:37APPLAUSE
0:27:40 > 0:27:4341 seconds left, as well, Barry. Congratulations.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46Warren, it's been such a treat having you on the show.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49- Thank you for playing. Have you enjoyed it?- I did. It was great.
0:27:49 > 0:27:50We've enjoyed having you here.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53Now, Barry, one final question for you, one final choice,
0:27:53 > 0:27:56one final tribe to join. You get to choose your prize.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Before the show, we asked you the following...
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Would you like £1,000 worth of theatre tickets
0:28:01 > 0:28:04or would you like £1,000 to spend in a toy shop?
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Do you have children, young relatives?
0:28:06 > 0:28:07I do. I've got two children.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10I've got Oliver, my autistic boy, who's six,
0:28:10 > 0:28:11and Lily, who's eight months.
0:28:11 > 0:28:15- But they've got enough toys! - Yay!- So I think I'll take my wife.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18We enjoy trips to London to see theatre. And lots of jazz hands!
0:28:18 > 0:28:21Fantastic. Well, £1,000 will get you an awful lot of those.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23- Congratulations, Barry.- Thank you. APPLAUSE
0:28:23 > 0:28:26Great. Lovely end to the show. Very well played, Barry.
0:28:26 > 0:28:30Thank you for joining us on Two Tribes. We will see you next time.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32APPLAUSE