Episode 22

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0:00:01 > 0:00:05On Two Tribes, our seven contestants have already answered yes or no

0:00:05 > 0:00:09to hundreds of questions revealing everything about themselves.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13Of today's players, we know that one of them is a technophobe,

0:00:13 > 0:00:15two of them believe in aliens,

0:00:15 > 0:00:17but all of them are about to play the quiz

0:00:17 > 0:00:20that puts their knowledge and their personalities to the test.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Good evening, everybody. Welcome to Two Tribes,

0:00:29 > 0:00:32the quiz where you never know whose side you'll be on.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34We've got seven contestants ready to play, let's meet them.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Hi, I'm Martin, I'm a financial analyst

0:00:39 > 0:00:41and I'm originally from Oldham in Lancashire.

0:00:41 > 0:00:46I'm Sue, retired funeral arranger from the Forest of Dean.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48I'm Al, a freelance writer from Durham.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51I'm Caroline, a neuroscientist from London.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54I'm Catherine, a confectioner from Edinburgh.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Hi, I'm Lewis, I'm a business development executive

0:00:56 > 0:00:58from Buckinghamshire.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00I'm Dave, a support lorry driver from Surrey.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Hi, everybody, welcome to Two Tribes.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Can I just say on first impressions,

0:01:06 > 0:01:08we have some terrific shirts on today's show

0:01:08 > 0:01:11and we've got some terrific hair on today's show as well.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Before the show, you all completed our in-depth survey

0:01:14 > 0:01:16answering hundreds of questions all about yourselves.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19There are some of them up there.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Now, in every round we split you into two tribes

0:01:21 > 0:01:24based on who said yes and who said no to some of those.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Then those two tribes face a series of general knowledge questions.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29To stay safe, you just need to be on the winning tribe.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31And at the end of the show,

0:01:31 > 0:01:34one of you will be walking away with a very nice prize.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Good luck to you all, let's find our first two tribes.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Before the show, we asked you the following...

0:01:46 > 0:01:48I've used a dating website.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49So, our Yes Tribe,

0:01:49 > 0:01:53people who answered yes to "I've used a dating website" are...

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Al,

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Catherine,

0:01:55 > 0:01:57and Lewis.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59And our No Tribe, Martin,

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Sue,

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Caroline, and Dave.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Everyone, join your tribes.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Yes Tribe. Al, how rude of us to start the show

0:02:12 > 0:02:13with such a personal question.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16But very, very popular these days, dating websites.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17Did it work for you?

0:02:17 > 0:02:21No, I thought I'd sign up for a trial version and just see how it went.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23And the first month wasn't that promising,

0:02:23 > 0:02:27so, failed venture, not something I'd probably do again, but...

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- You only went on one date, though. - No, I didn't go on any dates.

0:02:30 > 0:02:35- Oh, you didn't go on any dates?! - It was that much of a failure.- Wow.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39- Catherine, have you had better luck? - Not internet dating, no.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42- I am now happily married.- Phew.- But I didn't meet him on the internet.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46- I wouldn't do it again.- Well, you're married, of course you wouldn't!

0:02:46 > 0:02:48LAUGHTER

0:02:48 > 0:02:52She wouldn't do it, she wouldn't do it again.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55They say that 60% of people who do internet dating

0:02:55 > 0:02:56are happy to admit it,

0:02:56 > 0:02:59which means 40% of people who do internet dating

0:02:59 > 0:03:04would never admit it. Anyway, let's talk to the No Tribe! Sue.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Um, I met my first husband

0:03:07 > 0:03:10when I was trying to pal him up with a friend of mine.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Clever, very clever. - I wish she'd have had him!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15LAUGHTER

0:03:15 > 0:03:17The second one, he's lovely,

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- and I met him... He was a neighbour. - Oh, was he?

0:03:20 > 0:03:24Come to look at my new baby, which I thought was strange for a man.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Did he? Just to check, have we stuck on two?

0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Oh, yes. Yes, yes.- Good, good, good.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Caroline, never tried it?- No.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36I mean, I went to university, met somebody that I've been with since.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- So never had the need for it. - Are you married?

0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Engaged.- Engaged, and when are you going to be married?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Next May.- Oh, that's nice.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Dave, never tried it?

0:03:45 > 0:03:48I'm in a relationship with a lovely young lady,

0:03:48 > 0:03:50so I don't have any need for it.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Where did you meet her?- In a bar.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55That old-fashioned place.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58The bar is like the 1980s version of the internet, isn't it?

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- That's right! I am that old.- Where we always used to have to meet.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04We'll start with our No Tribe, because there's four of you.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06I'll give you 60 seconds' worth of questions now.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08If you get one wrong, I pass it down the line.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10If you all get the same one wrong,

0:04:10 > 0:04:12your 60 seconds will end immediately.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15The winning tribe will go straight through to the next round,

0:04:15 > 0:04:16the winning tribe will be safe.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19The losing tribe, we lose one of you at the end of this round

0:04:19 > 0:04:22so try and make sure you're on the winning tribe. No Tribe, ready?

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Yes.- Start the clock.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Copacabana and Ipanema are beaches in which South American city?

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Rio de Janeiro.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Which Friends star appears as a version of himself

0:04:32 > 0:04:33in the sitcom Episodes?

0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Pass.- Caroline.- Joey.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Incorrect. Dave.- Matt LeBlanc.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42Martin, the Flavian amphitheatre in Rome is better known by what name?

0:04:42 > 0:04:46- The Colosseum.- Sue, who was the leader of Cuba from 1959 till 2008?

0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Castro?- I need a first name as well. - Fidel.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Caroline, played by Jim Carrey,

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Stanley Ipkiss is a character in which 1994 film?

0:04:54 > 0:04:56The Mask.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Dave, which famous tea clipper is dry docked in Greenwich, London?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Er... Pass.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04- Martin.- Cutty Sark.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08Sue, which band had a UK number one hit in 1983 with Red Red Wine?

0:05:09 > 0:05:12- Pass.- Caroline.- Pass.- Dave.- UB40.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16Martin, which New York film-maker directed Manhattan and Annie Hall?

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Woody, Woody Allen.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Sue, the Battle of Hastings was won by William,

0:05:19 > 0:05:22duke of which duchy in what is now north-west France?

0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Pass.- Caroline.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Oh, the answer there was Normandy.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30But No Tribe, you scored eight points.

0:05:35 > 0:05:40So, Yes Tribe, nine points will see you through to the next round.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Very, very best of luck. Are you all ready?

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Al, we will start with you.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Start the clock. Who rose to fame

0:05:46 > 0:05:50as the host of the 1999 TV show The Naked Chef?

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Jamie Oliver.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Catherine, Australia's coat of arms features an emu

0:05:53 > 0:05:56and which other animal holding a shield?

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Kangaroo?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59The title of a book by Dr Seuss is Green Eggs And what?

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Ham.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Al, who succeeded Clement Attlee

0:06:03 > 0:06:05to become UK prime minister for a second time?

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Winston Churchill. - Catherine, the Titanic Quarter

0:06:08 > 0:06:10is an area of which city?

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- Belfast.- Lewis, the novel 100 Years Of Solitude...

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

0:06:15 > 0:06:21Al, which actress played Nikki in the 2004 film Alfie?

0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Pass.- Catherine.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Pass.- Lewis, to save your tribe.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Keira Knightley. - Is the incorrect answer.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31It was Sienna Miller, and you scored six points.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Ooof!

0:06:36 > 0:06:39No Tribe, eight points sees you through to the next round,

0:06:39 > 0:06:41you are safe, please take your place in the centre.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Yes Tribe, this is always the worst time to leave,

0:06:47 > 0:06:50in the first round, but one of you I'm afraid is going to have to.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52I'll ask you a series of questions.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Buzz in and get one right, you are safe,

0:06:54 > 0:06:56you are through to the next round to join our other four.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Buzz in and get one wrong, you're going home.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Best of luck to all of you, you were doing very well

0:07:01 > 0:07:05until that one question tripped you up. Here is your first question.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08"I'll have what she's having" is a line from what...

0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Catherine.- When Harry Met Sally.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13..is a line from what Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal film,

0:07:13 > 0:07:15When Harry Met Sally, Catherine, you're safe,

0:07:15 > 0:07:17please go to the centre.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Al and Lewis. One of you is going to go through

0:07:23 > 0:07:26but one of you, I'm afraid, is going to go home immediately.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30And it's all down to this question. Good luck to you both.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Star Wars Day is celebrated by fans of the film franchise...

0:07:34 > 0:07:35May 4th.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37May 4th, Lewis, congratulations,

0:07:37 > 0:07:39you are safely through to the next round.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Please make your way to the centre.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46See, Al, I feel really bad for you now.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48You literally on one day idly thought,

0:07:48 > 0:07:52"I might sign up for a dating website." You got nothing from it.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54You didn't even get a single date and all that happened is

0:07:54 > 0:07:56it's meant you're on the Yes Tribe which lost,

0:07:56 > 0:07:58and now you have to go home after round one.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- I think the internet is against me, Richard.- Isn't it just?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Al, thank you so much for playing, it's a shame to lose you now.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07But for our other six, let's find our next two tribes.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Congratulations to the six of you.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15I do feel bad for Al, but there it is, someone's got to go.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Martin, got all your questions right in that round, very impressive.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Thank you.- We're going to split you into different tribes now.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Before the show we asked you the following...

0:08:30 > 0:08:32I went to private school.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Martin, where are you? You got all your questions right.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- I'm a yes.- Oh, money well spent. Money well spent.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40The Yes Tribe is...

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Martin.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Caroline and Catherine.

0:08:44 > 0:08:49Our No Tribe is Sue, Lewis and Dave.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Everybody, join your tribes.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Let's start with our No Tribe, shall we? Our state schoolers.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00You'll be getting a lot of support from home,

0:09:00 > 0:09:03only 7% of the British population went to a private school,

0:09:03 > 0:09:0593% of us went to a state school.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09Sue, state school education. Did it do you any harm?

0:09:09 > 0:09:11No, I don't think so.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Would you have been allowed that hair, Sue, at your school?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16- Probably not! - It's one of the big advantages

0:09:16 > 0:09:18of not going to school any more.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- You can do what you want with your hair.- Yes!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Lewis?

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Grammar school, which was fantastic.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Dr Challoner's grammar school, represent!

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Dr Challoner's grammar school, represent.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32LAUGHTER

0:09:32 > 0:09:36- Dave, where did you go? - South London comprehensive.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Has it done you any harm in life? - I don't think so.- Held you back?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41- Not really.- We're about to find out, aren't we?- We are.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44We're facing people with a benefit of a private school education.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Caroline, I think you said you were a neuroscientist.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49- I am indeed. - So it's done you some favours.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Catherine, what do you do again? - I make fudge.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56So, Caroline, your parents spent an awful lot of money

0:09:56 > 0:09:58on your education, you're a neuroscientist.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Catherine, your parents spent an awful lot of money

0:10:01 > 0:10:04- on your education. You make fudge. - They're so proud. They're so proud!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06But are you happy? That's the main thing.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07Very happy. My boss is brilliant.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Doesn't matter what you do, so long as you're happy.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13And Martin, do you think going to a private school has made

0:10:13 > 0:10:15any difference in your life?

0:10:15 > 0:10:17I think I met people from lots of diverse backgrounds,

0:10:17 > 0:10:19which was fantastic news.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21You met people from more diverse backgrounds at a private school

0:10:21 > 0:10:23than you would have at a state school?

0:10:23 > 0:10:26I think so, cos in those days, you used to get bursaries

0:10:26 > 0:10:29to go to them if you were clever enough, I suppose.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31LAUGHTER FROM THE NO TRIBE

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- You hear what he's saying there, don't you? - LAUGHTER

0:10:34 > 0:10:37You hear exactly what he's just said to the three of you.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39But because he went to a private school,

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- he said it very, very charmingly. - LAUGHTER

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I'll tell you what, we'll start with our Yes Tribe.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46We'll start with our privately-educated tribe.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Martin, Caroline, Catherine, you all ready?

0:10:48 > 0:10:50- Yes.- Very best of luck. Start the clock.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Martin, which is the only city in Scotland

0:10:53 > 0:10:54to have a subway metro system?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56- Edinburgh.- Incorrect. Caroline?

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Glasgow.- Catherine, in 1922,

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Howard Carter discovered the tomb of which ancient Egyptian king?

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Tutankhamen?

0:11:03 > 0:11:07He did. Martin, Vin Diesel plays Dominic Toretto in which film series

0:11:07 > 0:11:08about illegal street racing?

0:11:08 > 0:11:09Don't know.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Caroline?- The Fast And The Furious.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Catherine, the Java Trench is the deepest part of which ocean?

0:11:14 > 0:11:15Pacific.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16Incorrect. Martin?

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Atlantic.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Incorrect. Caroline, to save the tribe?

0:11:20 > 0:11:21Indian.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22Is correct. Catherine,

0:11:22 > 0:11:24which type of pea has a French name that means "eat all"?

0:11:24 > 0:11:25Mange-tout.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Martin, Demon Dentist

0:11:27 > 0:11:29and Gangster Granny are books by which comic actor?

0:11:30 > 0:11:31David Walliams.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35Caroline, who directed the films Slumdog Millionaire and Trainspotting?

0:11:35 > 0:11:36Danny Boyle.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Catherine, which US singer's hits include Oh, Pretty Woman

0:11:38 > 0:11:40and I Drove All Night?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Roy Orbison.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Martin, in 1982, which Tudor warship was raised from the sea bed

0:11:44 > 0:11:46off the coast of Portsmouth?

0:11:46 > 0:11:47Mary Rose.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Caroline, Jessica Biel married which American singer in 2012?

0:11:52 > 0:11:54The answer to that one was Justin Timberlake,

0:11:54 > 0:11:57but even without that, Yes Tribe, you scored nine points.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00APPLAUSE

0:12:03 > 0:12:05There's an awful lot of people at home that were thinking,

0:12:05 > 0:12:08- "Oh, it'd be lovely if they got, like, two." - LAUGHTER

0:12:08 > 0:12:12But they didn't. You did very, very well indeed. Well played, Yes Tribe.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14No Tribe, for the pride of the state schoolers,

0:12:14 > 0:12:16ten points would see you safe.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Ten points would see you straight through to the next round.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22OK? Very best of luck. A very strong score from our Yes Tribe.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Are you all ready?- Yes.

0:12:24 > 0:12:25Start the clock.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Sue, the UK shares a land border with which other EU member country?

0:12:28 > 0:12:29- Pass.- Lewis.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31- Scotland.- Incorrect. Dave?

0:12:31 > 0:12:32- To save your tribe.- Wales.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Scotland and Wales are both parts of the UK.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41The answer, of course, is the Republic of Ireland.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Republic of Ireland is the answer there.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47You scored, state school people...

0:12:47 > 0:12:49LAUGHTER

0:12:52 > 0:12:55I don't want to be the one to break this to 93% of the population.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58LAUGHTER

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Nine points for the Yes Tribe, you scored nine fewer.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04You scored zero points, I'm afraid, No Tribe.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Yes Tribe, I'm just going to say, money well spent.

0:13:08 > 0:13:09That's all I'm going to say.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12I'll also say congratulations, you are through to the next round.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14You are safe. Please take your place in the centre.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17APPLAUSE

0:13:19 > 0:13:21So, No Tribe, you are the losing tribe.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23You were on the wrong tribe at the wrong time,

0:13:23 > 0:13:25and one of you is going to go home.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28I'll ask you a series of questions now. Fingers on your buzzers.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Give me a correct answer, you'll be safe,

0:13:30 > 0:13:31and go through to the next round.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Give me an incorrect answer, you'll be going home.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Sue, Lewis, Dave, all ready?

0:13:36 > 0:13:38- ALL: Yes.- OK. Very best of luck.

0:13:38 > 0:13:39Here is your first question.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44What name derived from the German for "stone" is given to

0:13:44 > 0:13:47the earthenware beer mugs traditionally used in Germany? Dave.

0:13:47 > 0:13:48Stein.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Dave, that's the correct answer.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52You are safe and through to the next round.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55APPLAUSE

0:13:57 > 0:13:59A victory there on a drinking question

0:13:59 > 0:14:01- for a South London comprehensive boy. - LAUGHTER

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Well done, Dave.

0:14:03 > 0:14:07Sue and Lewis, one of you will be leaving us right now,

0:14:07 > 0:14:08one of you will be safe.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Very best of luck to you both.

0:14:10 > 0:14:14In stories by AA Milne, Edward Bear is more commonly known by...

0:14:14 > 0:14:16- Lewis.- Winnie the Pooh.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Edward Bear is more commonly known by what name?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Winnie the Pooh is the right answer, Lewis.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23You are through, you are safe. Take your place in the centre.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26APPLAUSE

0:14:29 > 0:14:30Sue...

0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Yes!- This is no good.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34I was looking forward to hearing all about you.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37- SHE LAUGHS - I can't think of a single tribe where I wouldn't want to know

0:14:37 > 0:14:38if you were a yes or a no.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40I wanted to know more about you. It's a real shame.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42- Have you enjoyed yourself? - Yes, very much.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45It's been lovely having you, and I'm very sorry to lose you.

0:14:45 > 0:14:49- Thank you.- But for our other five, let's find our next two tribes.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52APPLAUSE

0:14:52 > 0:14:56Well done to the five of you. Martin, been on two winning tribes.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Caroline, been on two winning tribes as well,

0:14:58 > 0:15:01but, Caroline, you saved Martin three times in the last round.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05- Wow, what can I say?- So, will you be on the same tribe again?

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Let's find out. Before the show, we asked you the following:

0:15:14 > 0:15:18Aw, that's a nice one. I cry at weddings. I cry at weddings.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20- Caroline, do you cry at weddings?- No.

0:15:20 > 0:15:21HE GASPS

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Do you not?- No, I've been to quite a lot of weddings.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26I think I've been desensitised a bit.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28We will talk about this in a moment.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Let's take a look at who said yes and who said no to this one.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33So, our No Tribe is:

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Caroline and Dave,

0:15:36 > 0:15:40and our Yes Tribe is Martin, Catherine and Lewis.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Everybody, please join your tribes.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46APPLAUSE

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Caroline and Dave, our No Tribe.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Dave, the affirmation of people's love for each other

0:15:51 > 0:15:53does nothing to you?

0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Not that much, no! - LAUGHTER

0:15:56 > 0:15:57An honest answer. I'll give you that.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Caroline, you're about to get married.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Will you cry at your own wedding, at least?

0:16:01 > 0:16:02Maybe at my own wedding,

0:16:02 > 0:16:05but I used to sing in a choir at my local church,

0:16:05 > 0:16:07and so I used to have to go to about 10,

0:16:07 > 0:16:1012 weddings a year, so I just then got really

0:16:10 > 0:16:14critical about bridesmaid dresses and their orders of services!

0:16:14 > 0:16:16That is shocking! That is shocking.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18I hope no-one is doing that to your bridesmaids. I'm sure they won't.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20I'm sure they won't.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22On our Yes Tribe, they cry at weddings,

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Martin, Catherine and Lewis. Lewis, I knew you'd be a yes here.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28- What is it about weddings that gets to you?- I cry at everything!

0:16:28 > 0:16:30I cried the last round when Sue went out.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31LAUGHTER

0:16:31 > 0:16:33I shed a little tear as well.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Catherine, you like a good cry at a wedding?

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Every time. Every time. I also cry at everything.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40People at home, what tribe would you be on here?

0:16:40 > 0:16:43I suspect most of them would be on yes. We all shed a little tear.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46You'd have to be some sort of, I don't know, sociopath,

0:16:46 > 0:16:47to be on a No Tribe...

0:16:47 > 0:16:50It's nothing against the two of you, it's just I find it...

0:16:50 > 0:16:51I cry at films.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54You know, terrible to say, I cry at football matches sometimes.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57- There it is. I've said it. - LAUGHTER

0:16:57 > 0:16:59We will start with our Yes Tribe, OK?

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Very best of luck, Yes Tribe. Are you ready?

0:17:02 > 0:17:03Start the clock.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07Martin, before the Euro, what was the main unit of currency in Italy?

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Lira.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Catherine, Pennywise was a terrifying clown

0:17:10 > 0:17:13in which 1986 Stephen King novel?

0:17:13 > 0:17:14It?

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Correct. Lewis, which tower in the Palace of Westminster

0:17:16 > 0:17:18is home to the parliamentary archives?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20- Pass.- Martin?

0:17:20 > 0:17:21Victoria Tower?

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Is the correct answer.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Catherine, what type of insect is kept by an apiarist?

0:17:25 > 0:17:26A spider.

0:17:26 > 0:17:27Incorrect. Lewis?

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Bees.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Martin, in AD 60, which Icenian queen led a revolt

0:17:31 > 0:17:32against the Romans?

0:17:32 > 0:17:33Boadicea.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Catherine, which Butch Cassidy actor

0:17:35 > 0:17:37co-founded the annual Sundance Film Festival?

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Oh...pass.

0:17:39 > 0:17:40Lewis?

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Robert Redford.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Martin, Ceylon is the former name of which Asian country?

0:17:43 > 0:17:44Sri Lanka.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Catherine, which Canadian singer released the UK number-one album

0:17:47 > 0:17:48Jagged Little Pill?

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Alanis Morissette.

0:17:50 > 0:17:51Lewis. The Gunpowder Plot

0:17:51 > 0:17:53was an attempt on the life of which monarch?

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Charles II.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59- Incorrect. Martin?- James II.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Incorrect. Catherine?- James I.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Is the right answer. Lewis, the Jay-Z and Alicia Keys hit

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Empire State Of Mind was about which US city?

0:18:05 > 0:18:07It was about New York City.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10You didn't need it. You scored nine points.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13APPLAUSE

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Very nicely done. Some terrific work there by Lewis as well,

0:18:15 > 0:18:17saving the team a couple of times.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Nine points to beat, No Tribe.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22If you score ten points, you'll be safe,

0:18:22 > 0:18:25you'll be straight through to our final four.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Very best of luck to you both.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Start the clock.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Caroline, in which London park would you find Speakers' Corner?

0:18:31 > 0:18:32Hyde Park.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Dave, Ronan Keating was a member of which chart-topping Irish...?

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Boyzone.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Caroline, in 2013, Tony Abbott

0:18:38 > 0:18:40became Prime Minister of which country?

0:18:40 > 0:18:42- Pass.- Dave, to save your tribe.

0:18:42 > 0:18:43Australia.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Caroline, The Persistence Of Memory

0:18:45 > 0:18:47was painted by which 20th-century artist?

0:18:47 > 0:18:48Picasso.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Incorrect. Dave, to save your tribe.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Van Gogh.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54The answer, Dave, was Salvador Dali.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56I'm afraid you scored three points.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Our winners are the Yes Tribe.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02APPLAUSE

0:19:02 > 0:19:03Very well played, Yes Tribe.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05You are safe, you're through to the next round.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Please take your place in the centre.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10APPLAUSE

0:19:11 > 0:19:14But the No Tribe, it can be tough when there's only two of you,

0:19:14 > 0:19:17especially when you've got to score ten points. That was a big ask.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Unfortunately, it means we're going to have to lose one of you.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22One of you will be heading through to the final four,

0:19:22 > 0:19:27one of you will be heading home. OK, fingers on buzzers.

0:19:27 > 0:19:28It's all down to this question.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Listed alphabetically, which is the first US state?

0:19:34 > 0:19:35Dave?

0:19:35 > 0:19:36Alabama.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39That's the correct answer. Dave, you are safe.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43You are through. Please join the others in the centre.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45APPLAUSE

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Caroline, sorry to see you go. You've been a terrific contestant,

0:19:48 > 0:19:50and you've got your wedding to look forward to.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53- That's something, isn't it? - Of course.- Waterproof mascara.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55That is my secret. Every single time.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Caroline, thank you so much for playing, but for our final four,

0:19:58 > 0:20:00let's find our next two tribes.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03APPLAUSE

0:20:03 > 0:20:07Congratulations to our final four. We, of course, only have one person

0:20:07 > 0:20:09who's been on every single winning tribe. That's you, Martin.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12- You haven't had to face the fear of the buzzer yet, have you?- No.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15But we all play on the buzzer in our final four.

0:20:15 > 0:20:16This is where things change.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19It's going to be two against two at the end of this round.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Two of you will be going through to play in our final.

0:20:21 > 0:20:26Two of you will be going straight home, no more second chances. OK.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Let's see how we're going to split you.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Before the show, we asked you the following:

0:20:38 > 0:20:40I shop at pound shops.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Now, Martin, what tribe are you on here?- I'm on the Yes Tribe.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Martin is on the Yes Tribe. Who is going to join him?

0:20:47 > 0:20:48I'll tell you now.

0:20:48 > 0:20:53Our Yes Tribe is Martin and Dave.

0:20:53 > 0:20:57Our No Tribe, Catherine and Lewis.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Everybody, join your tribes.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02APPLAUSE

0:21:04 > 0:21:06This is going to be an absolute cracker, I think -

0:21:06 > 0:21:08four very, very strong contestants here.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Yes Tribe, Martin, that shirt of yours. Sorry, that wasn't...

0:21:11 > 0:21:13I'm not thinking of pound shops.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15I'm thinking of your shirt, but it's quite something.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18- Where would a man buy something like that?- It was a gift.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- They don't make them like this any more!- They sure don't.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22They sure don't.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25You're not pound shop fans, Lewis and Catherine?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27I don't have anything against pound shops,

0:21:27 > 0:21:31but I tend to buy everything I own from one very large shop.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Is at your own fudge shop?

0:21:33 > 0:21:34LAUGHTER

0:21:34 > 0:21:37- Sadly not.- Sadly not. And Lewis?

0:21:37 > 0:21:40You know what, they don't really have pound shops in Buckinghamshire.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42LAUGHTER

0:21:42 > 0:21:46If there is one county that's been untouched by the recession,

0:21:46 > 0:21:48I suspect it probably is Buckinghamshire!

0:21:48 > 0:21:51So, this round is all on the buzzer.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53The first tribe to answer five questions correctly

0:21:53 > 0:21:55go through to the day's final.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58For the losing tribe, it's game over.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Everyone got their fingers on the buzzers?

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Here's your first question.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Which Australian city is named after the viscountcy

0:22:06 > 0:22:08held by Queen Victoria's first...?

0:22:08 > 0:22:10- Martin.- Melbourne.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12The viscountcy held by Queen Victoria's

0:22:12 > 0:22:13first Prime Minister.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Melbourne is the correct answer, Martin. 1-0.

0:22:16 > 0:22:17What slang term for a policeman

0:22:17 > 0:22:19is also the name of...?

0:22:20 > 0:22:21Lewis.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22Bobby?

0:22:22 > 0:22:24..is the incorrect answer.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26I'll give the full question to the Yes tribe.

0:22:26 > 0:22:27What slang term for a policeman

0:22:27 > 0:22:29is also the name of an element

0:22:29 > 0:22:31with the atomic number 29?

0:22:31 > 0:22:32It's copper, Richard.

0:22:32 > 0:22:33It is copper, Dave.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Well played. 2-0 to the Yes Tribe.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38The title of which hit album by Kraftwerk

0:22:38 > 0:22:40translates from German as...?

0:22:40 > 0:22:41Martin.

0:22:41 > 0:22:42Autobahn.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44The title of which hit album by Kraftwerk

0:22:44 > 0:22:46translates from German as "motorway"?

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Autobahn is the correct answer, Martin.

0:22:49 > 0:22:50Yes Tribe, three points.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53No Tribe, zero points.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Five points will see you through to the final.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57If you were thinking about making a comeback,

0:22:57 > 0:23:01now would be a good time to start, No Tribe.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03The so-called Velvet Divorce of 1993

0:23:03 > 0:23:06led to the formation of two countries...

0:23:06 > 0:23:07Lewis.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09The Czech Republic.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12The so-called Velvet Divorce of 1993

0:23:12 > 0:23:14led to the formation of two countries,

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Slovakia and which other?

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Czech Republic is the right answer!

0:23:18 > 0:23:21APPLAUSE

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Well done, Lewis.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26How gutted would you have been

0:23:26 > 0:23:27if it was the other way round?

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Three points to our Yes Tribe.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32One point to our No Tribe. Game on.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Described in the dialogues of Plato,

0:23:34 > 0:23:37which mythical land was lost under the sea?

0:23:37 > 0:23:38Martin.

0:23:38 > 0:23:39Atlantis.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41..is the correct answer, Martin.

0:23:41 > 0:23:42Yes Tribe, you are

0:23:42 > 0:23:45one question away from our final.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47No Tribe, you could be

0:23:47 > 0:23:50one question away from going home.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54From its launch in 1963,

0:23:54 > 0:23:55Jane Cain was the first voice

0:23:55 > 0:23:57of which automated telephone service?

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Dave.

0:23:59 > 0:24:00The speaking clock?

0:24:00 > 0:24:02The speaking clock is the correct answer.

0:24:02 > 0:24:045-1 to our Yes Tribe.

0:24:04 > 0:24:05Very well played.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07APPLAUSE

0:24:07 > 0:24:11Catherine, Lewis, not a huge amount you could have done about that.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Catherine, have you enjoyed yourself with us?

0:24:13 > 0:24:16- I've had a brilliant time. - It's been lovely having you here.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18And Lewis, are you going to go away and have a little cry?

0:24:18 > 0:24:20I...I...yes.

0:24:20 > 0:24:21I'd like to think of you watching this back,

0:24:21 > 0:24:23friends and family around you,

0:24:23 > 0:24:25- all of them weeping on each other's shoulder. - LAUGHTER

0:24:25 > 0:24:27It's been lovely having you here,

0:24:27 > 0:24:30but for Martin and Dave, our Yes Tribe, you are our finalists.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Time to play the Two Tribes final.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35APPLAUSE

0:24:35 > 0:24:39Martin and Dave, it comes down to this.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42- How are you feeling, Martin, having got this far?- Terrified.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Terrified! That's very honest of you.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47- Been on every single winning tribe, though.- Yeah.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Now would be a bad time to break that, wouldn't it?

0:24:50 > 0:24:52- And Dave, how are you feeling? - I'm feeling good.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55How about that, Martin? How about that for confidence?

0:24:55 > 0:24:56Psyching you out there.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Well, we split you into your own tribes now.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00This time, it's Martin versus Dave.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03We've also given you your very own 60-second clock.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06All you have to do is protect that clock at all costs.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Our very first question, only our first question,

0:25:08 > 0:25:10will be on the buzzer. If you get that right,

0:25:10 > 0:25:13your opponent's clock will start ticking down.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15It will keep ticking down until they get a question right,

0:25:15 > 0:25:18then your clock will start ticking down.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Your challenge is to force your opponent's clock

0:25:20 > 0:25:22all the way down to zero.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24If you do that, you'll leave with today's prize.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26For the final time today,

0:25:26 > 0:25:27let's play Two Tribes.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31APPLAUSE

0:25:33 > 0:25:34So, first question on the buzzer.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37Get it right, your opponent's clock will start ticking down.

0:25:37 > 0:25:38Good luck to you both.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41John Waite and Frances Quinn have won which TV cookery competition?

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Martin?

0:25:43 > 0:25:44MasterChef?

0:25:44 > 0:25:47It's not MasterChef, it was Great British Bake Off, I'm afraid.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49You've given me an incorrect answer,

0:25:49 > 0:25:52which means the next question will go to you, and your clock

0:25:52 > 0:25:54will start ticking down as soon as I start the question.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57Martin, which red fruit is used to make the German liqueur kirsch?

0:25:57 > 0:25:58Cherries.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Dave, the ancient ruins of Machu Picchu

0:26:01 > 0:26:02are in which modern-day country?

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Peru.

0:26:04 > 0:26:05Martin, first staged in 1923,

0:26:05 > 0:26:08how long does the Le Mans endurance race last?

0:26:08 > 0:26:0924 hours.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Dave, Three Sisters and The Cherry Orchard

0:26:11 > 0:26:13are works by which Russian playwright?

0:26:14 > 0:26:15Tolstoy.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16It's Anton Chekhov.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19Dave, which band had a hit in 1975 with You Sexy Thing?

0:26:19 > 0:26:20Hot Chocolate.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Martin, a cooper traditionally made or repaired what?

0:26:23 > 0:26:24Barrels.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Dave, what is the last letter of the Greek alphabet?

0:26:27 > 0:26:28Z.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30It's omega.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Dave, Leeds Castle is in which English county?

0:26:32 > 0:26:33Kent.

0:26:33 > 0:26:34Martin, until 1939,

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Siam was the name of which Southeast Asian country?

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Thailand.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Dave, Maria Sklodowska is the birth name of which

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Nobel Prize-winning scientist?

0:26:42 > 0:26:43- Pass.- It's Marie Curie.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46Dave, the three basic states of matter are solid, liquid,

0:26:46 > 0:26:47and which other?

0:26:47 > 0:26:49- Water.- It's gas.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Dave, which US state is nicknamed the Great Lakes State?

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Michigan.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Martin, the epic 16th century poem The Faerie Queene

0:26:55 > 0:26:57is regarded as a tribute to which monarch?

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Elizabeth I.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Dave, in the educational abbreviation GCSE,

0:27:01 > 0:27:03what does the letter S stand for?

0:27:05 > 0:27:06Secondary.

0:27:06 > 0:27:10Martin, the lev is the official currency of which European country?

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Hun... No, it's not, it's Bulgaria.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14It is. Dave, in 1841,

0:27:14 > 0:27:17William Henry Harrison died a month after taking which political office?

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Prime Minister.

0:27:19 > 0:27:20No, President of the USA.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Dave, how many of Henry VIII's wives were beheaded?

0:27:22 > 0:27:23One.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Two. Dave, Murder At The Vicarage was the first Agatha Christie novel

0:27:26 > 0:27:27to feature which detective?

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Poirot.

0:27:29 > 0:27:33It was Miss Marple, Dave, and with 35 seconds left on his clock,

0:27:33 > 0:27:35our winner today is Martin.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38APPLAUSE

0:27:40 > 0:27:43Very, very nicely played, Martin.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Dave, how stressful is that final round?

0:27:45 > 0:27:48- It's a doddle(!) - LAUGHTER

0:27:48 > 0:27:50You played terrifically well all the way through, Dave.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Lovely to have you on the show. But, Martin, you are our winner.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56You have one final decision to make, one final tribe to join.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59You know the prize is £1,000 worth of something.

0:27:59 > 0:28:00But £1,000 worth of what?

0:28:00 > 0:28:02Before the show, we asked you the following -

0:28:02 > 0:28:05do you want £1,000 worth of sports equipment

0:28:05 > 0:28:09or £1,000 to spend in a clothes shop, Martin?

0:28:09 > 0:28:11Which one of those is tempting you?

0:28:11 > 0:28:14I think if I brought any more sports equipment in our house,

0:28:14 > 0:28:16I think I'd be also needing a divorce.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18- LAUGHTER - And so...

0:28:18 > 0:28:21So it's going to be £1,000 of clothes, please.

0:28:21 > 0:28:22£1,000 of clothes for Martin.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25Congratulations, Martin, our winner today.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27Thank you very much for joining us on Two Tribes,

0:28:27 > 0:28:30and we will see you again next time.

0:28:30 > 0:28:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE