0:00:01 > 0:00:03On Two Tribes, our seven contestants
0:00:03 > 0:00:07have already answered yes or no to hundreds of questions,
0:00:07 > 0:00:10revealing everything about themselves.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Of today's players, we know that only one of them
0:00:12 > 0:00:14can play a musical instrument,
0:00:14 > 0:00:16two of them a daydreamers,
0:00:16 > 0:00:19but all of them are about to play the quiz
0:00:19 > 0:00:23that puts their knowledge and their personalities to the test.
0:00:23 > 0:00:27APPLAUSE
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Good evening, everybody. Welcome to Two Tribes,
0:00:29 > 0:00:31the quiz where you never know whose side you're going to be on.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35We've got seven brand-new players all ready to play -
0:00:35 > 0:00:36let's meet them.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38APPLAUSE
0:00:38 > 0:00:39I'm Malcolm.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42I'm a retired financial adviser from Radlett in Hertfordshire.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46I'm Paul, a business development manager from Ickenham in Middlesex.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49I'm Jim. I'm a shop worker from Hull.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53I'm Pauline. I'm a stenographer from Wooburn Green in Buckinghamshire.
0:00:53 > 0:00:58I'm Cathy. I'm in administrator from Yeovil, Somerset.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02I'm Emma, and the performing arts teacher from Upminster in Essex.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04I'm Dom and I'm a medical student from London.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06APPLAUSE
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Welcome to you all.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10We know a little bit about you, but we'll find out an awful lot more.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Because before the show you all completed an in-depth survey
0:01:13 > 0:01:16answering hundreds of questions all about yourselves.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Some of the questions are on the screen now.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20In every round we'll split you into two tribes
0:01:20 > 0:01:23based on who said yes and who said no to some of those.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Then both tribes will face a series of general knowledge questions
0:01:26 > 0:01:27against each other.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30To stay safe, you just need to make sure your tribe
0:01:30 > 0:01:32is the winning tribe.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33At the end of the show,
0:01:33 > 0:01:36one of you will be walking away with a rather lovely prize.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38So, very, very best of luck to you all.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Let's take a look at our first two tribes.
0:01:40 > 0:01:45Before the show we asked you the following...
0:01:48 > 0:01:50I'm just looking along the line,
0:01:50 > 0:01:52seeing who I think is going to be in what camp.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Let's find out who said yes and who said no.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57In our Yes Tribe it is...
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Malcolm,
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Jim,
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Cathy
0:02:01 > 0:02:02and Emma.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05And our No Tribe is Paul,
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Pauline,
0:02:06 > 0:02:08and Dom.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Everyone, join your tribes.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13APPLAUSE
0:02:13 > 0:02:16So, "I love science fiction", our Yes Tribe.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Malcolm, sci-fi fan?
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Yes, certainly.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- What's your favourite sci-fi? - I used to like Asimov.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25I used it read a lot of Isaac Asimov. Do you know the Foundation Series?
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Right, so proper old school sci-fi.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28That's when I used to love it, when I was younger.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Jim, are you as high-brow as that?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32No, I started with Star Wars
0:02:32 > 0:02:36and continued with Star Trek and stuff like that.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38And, obviously, when they re-released Star Wars
0:02:38 > 0:02:39I was quite excited about that.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41And I'm glad it's coming out next year again.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44You and many other people, I suspect. Cathy?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Doctor Who - a must for me.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48And Torchwood with John Barrowman.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50You're a John Barrowman fan?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Oh, he's lovely!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I don't rate your chances, Cathy. I'll let you know now.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56LAUGHTER
0:02:56 > 0:03:00So, lots of different degrees of sci-fi on our Yes Tribe.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03And our No Tribe... Paul, not a fan?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Not at all. Haven't seen Star Wars.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Wasn't really into Star Trek.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Haven't seen Star Wars?!- I know.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- You've seen none of the Star Wars films, at all?- No.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13See, I'm not a big sci-fi fan.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16I think my son would be on the Yes Tribe. My mum, as well.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18I think I might be on the No Tribe.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19So, starting with you, Yes Tribe -
0:03:19 > 0:03:21I'll give you 60 seconds worth of questions,
0:03:21 > 0:03:24if you get one wrong I will pass it down the line.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26If you all get the same question wrong,
0:03:26 > 0:03:27your time will end immediately.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29The tribe with most points at the end of this round
0:03:29 > 0:03:31is safe and through to the next round.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Everybody ready?- Yeah.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Very best of luck. Start the clock.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Malcolm, which European country, famous for its neutrality,
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- joined the United Nations in 2002? - Switzerland.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Correct.- Jim, in which decade did Nancy Astor become
0:03:43 > 0:03:45the first female MP in the House of Commons?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47- Pass.- Cathy?- 20s.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Incorrect. Emma?
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Pass.- Malcolm, save your tribe.
0:03:51 > 0:03:5230s.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56That is a terrific start to the show, everybody(!)
0:03:56 > 0:03:57LAUGHTER
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Yes Tribe - ONE point.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02I've got to say if I asked you for a decade,
0:04:02 > 0:04:03saying "pass" helps nobody.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05You might as well rule a decade out, for your team.
0:04:05 > 0:04:071910 is the answer there.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10No Tribe, this is normally when I turn to people and say,
0:04:10 > 0:04:13"Oh! You've got to get EIGHT points to get into the next round -
0:04:13 > 0:04:15"this is going to be tough!"
0:04:15 > 0:04:18What you have to do, No Tribe, is get TWO.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Two points will see you safely through to the next round.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Very, very best of luck. No Tribe, are you ready?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- ALL:- Yes.- Start the clock.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Paul, which 1967 film does Dustin Hoffman speak the line
0:04:31 > 0:04:33"Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me"?
0:04:33 > 0:04:34The Graduate.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Correct. Pauline, to win, which Australian comedian
0:04:37 > 0:04:40performed as the flamboyant Dame Edna Everage?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Pass.- Dom?- Erm... Pass.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Paul, to save your tribe?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Barry Humphries.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Is the correct answer, Paul!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Two points to our No Tribe.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52You are safely through.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Take your place in the centre.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Goodness me!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Paul, can I give you my undying gratitude.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05I don't think we've ever had a 1-1 draw in the first round before.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06You've saved us from that.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Yes Tribe are sci-fi fans.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11As you are our losing tribe,
0:05:11 > 0:05:13that means we're going to have to lose one of you straightaway.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17I'll give you a series of questions now - buzz in with a correct answer
0:05:17 > 0:05:19and you'll be safely through to the next round.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21However, if you buzz in and give me an incorrect answer,
0:05:21 > 0:05:24you'll be going home. So do take care.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Malcolm, Jim, Cathy, Emma - very best of luck to you all.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Here's the first question.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Stephen Ward was a musical based around the events of which
0:05:33 > 0:05:351960s political scandal?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37BUZZER
0:05:37 > 0:05:38- Cathy?- Profumo.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41The Profumo affair is right. Cathy, you're in our next round.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Please take your place in the centre.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Next question for the three of you.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49What was the name of the chart-topping group
0:05:49 > 0:05:51consisting of brothers Barry, Robin, and Maurice Gibb?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- BUZZER - Malcolm?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Gibb Brothers.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Is the incorrect answer, Malcolm. The answer is The Bee Gees.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01And that means, Jim and Emma, you're both through to our next round.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Take your places in the centre.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Malcolm!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- This is way too soon.- I know.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12This isn't even as long as a normal first round.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- I'm sorry. What can I say? - I wish you'd stayed.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17It would've been lovely to find out an awful lot more about you...
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Never mind.- ..but we lose you.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21For our other six, let's find our next two tribes.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25APPLAUSE
0:06:25 > 0:06:27So, six of you left.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31Now, we need to have a little chat, I think.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Because in those 60 seconds,
0:06:33 > 0:06:36only two people answered a question right.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39One of those people is Paul, who answered two questions right.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Do you know who the other one was?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Malcolm. - Yup. And Malcolm has left us.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47So we've got five people here yet to answer a question correctly
0:06:47 > 0:06:48in their 60 seconds.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50We are going to split you into different tribes now,
0:06:50 > 0:06:53I'm sure we'll see some higher scores in this round.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Before the show, we asked you the following...
0:07:03 > 0:07:05I would definitely be on the Yes Tribe.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Paul, what tribe are you on this time?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- The No Tribe. - You'll be on the No Tribe.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Let's see who'll join Paul.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14The No Tribe is Paul,
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Jim and Emma.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22That means our Yes Tribe is Pauline, Cathy and Dom.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Please join your tribes.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28APPLAUSE
0:07:28 > 0:07:29So, Yes Tribe - Pauline, Cathy and Dom -
0:07:29 > 0:07:31you like to eat your dinner in front of the TV.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34It is dinner time now, and I suspect a lot of people are watching this
0:07:34 > 0:07:36in front of their TV and are eating.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Pauline, is that something you do as a family
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- or that you like to do by yourself? - With my daughter, yes.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43But I don't mind - on my own, with family -
0:07:43 > 0:07:45so long as the telly is on, I'm fine.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47And do you have any routines, particular shows
0:07:47 > 0:07:48you eat your dinner in front of?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Pointless.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52SHE LAUGHS
0:07:52 > 0:07:54I would recommend it. I would recommend it.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- It's a terrific thing to do. - Absolutely, Pointless.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Absolutely, Pointless. Cathy?
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Definitely, me, but not only just myself, but Tash the cat.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I've got a lovely black and white cat
0:08:05 > 0:08:08and we watch EastEnders together, both eating our dinner.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12And might I ask who is Tash's favourite character in EastEnders?
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Oh, I think it has to be, erm, Bianca.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18I don't think it is, Cathy. I don't think it is.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21I think she's responding to brightly coloured moving lights.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25What are you guys eating your dinner in front of - the radio?!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Paul, where would you eat your evening meal?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29We actually sit at the table with my family,
0:08:29 > 0:08:31which is quite nice, Richard.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34We all do different things, and it's nice to sit down and catch up.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36That is nice, Paul. Do you live in the 1950s...?!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39LAUGHTER
0:08:39 > 0:08:40I do think that is admirable,
0:08:40 > 0:08:42and I'm sure a lot of people at home do do that
0:08:42 > 0:08:45and I'm sure a lot of people who don't, wish they did.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Emma?- My schedule's pretty hectic,
0:08:47 > 0:08:49so I tend to eat it in my car,
0:08:49 > 0:08:52or at the schools where I'm teaching.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Or, if not, then I'll be at home around the table with my family.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58In your car. You eat your dinner in your car.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02So, essentially, you and undercover police officers.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07We'll start with our No Tribe, the winning tribe will be safely
0:09:07 > 0:09:10through to the next round, so best of luck, both tribes.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Everybody ready?
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Start the clock...
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Paul, nicknamed the "Main Street of America",
0:09:16 > 0:09:19which US highway links Chicago to Los Angeles?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Pass.- Jim.
0:09:21 > 0:09:2266.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Correct. Emma, in 2006, swimming hippos replaced skateboarders
0:09:25 > 0:09:27and dancers on the indents of which channel?
0:09:27 > 0:09:28BBC.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Incorrect. Paul. Which channel?
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Channel 5.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Incorrect. Jim.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35- BBC One.- Correct.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Emma, in 2007, which Queen member finished his astronomy PHD,
0:09:39 > 0:09:4136 years after starting it?
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Brian May.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Correct. Paul, attributed to the Greek poet Homer,
0:09:44 > 0:09:47the Iliad is set during which war?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49- Pass.- Jim.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Idyllic War.- Incorrect. Emma, to save your tribe...
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Repeat the question, please.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Attributed to the Greek poet Homer, the Iliad is set during which war?
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Erm...Troy.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Siege of Troy, or Trojan War - correct.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Paul, in which English county is Stratford-upon-Avon?
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Staffordshire.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Incorrect. Jim.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Hertfordshire.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Incorrect. Emma. To save your tribe...
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Warwickshire.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Correct answer!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19You used up your whole 60 seconds,
0:10:19 > 0:10:21but you only scored 5 points, No Tribe.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27I'm going to be honest with you, that's still not great.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Yes Tribe, haven't had a correct answer from any of you -
0:10:32 > 0:10:33we need six now!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Six will see you through to the next round.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Very, very best of luck.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Everybody ready?
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Start the clock...
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Pauline, native to Africa, what is the tallest land animal?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Giraffe.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Correct. Cathy, the secretive Bristol artist,
0:10:48 > 0:10:50internationally famous for his stencil-graffiti art
0:10:50 > 0:10:51is known by what name?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- Banksy.- Correct. Dom, in the Hobbit films,
0:10:53 > 0:10:56which character is played by Martin Freeman?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Peregrin Took.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Incorrect. Pauline.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Pass.- Cathy, to save your tribe...
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Frodo...
0:11:07 > 0:11:11The answer is Bilbo Baggins. Yes Tribe, you scored two points.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14No Tribe, with five points, you're through to the next round.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Take your place in the centre.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17APPLAUSE
0:11:19 > 0:11:23Yes Tribe, two points...
0:11:23 > 0:11:26In the first round, that would have been a winning score.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Yes Tribe, you're the losing tribe,
0:11:28 > 0:11:30we're going to have to lose one of you now.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Pauline, Cathy and Dom, all ready?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Here's your first question...
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Which dish, traditionally made with smoked haddock, rice and eggs...?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- BUZZER - Pauline.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Kedgeree.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43..was a British adaptation of an Indian recipe?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Kedgeree is the right answer, you're through to the next round.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48APPLAUSE
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Cathy, Dom,
0:11:51 > 0:11:53one of you will be through to the next round,
0:11:53 > 0:11:57one of you leaving us now and it all comes down to this one question.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00The name of what alcoholic spirit is derived from the Russian
0:12:00 > 0:12:01word for water?
0:12:01 > 0:12:02- BUZZER - Dom.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Vodka.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06It's the correct answer, Dom.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08You're through to the next round - well played.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Take your place in the middle.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Cathy...- I knew it but he was just too quick for me on the buzzer.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15He was too quick.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Cathy, you've done two rounds - they've both been quite quick.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Have you enjoyed yourself? - I definitely have.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23I'm sorry we don't get to know you a little bit more,
0:12:23 > 0:12:24it's been lovely having you here.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27For our other five, it's time to find our next two tribes.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33So, five players left after probably the worst first
0:12:33 > 0:12:37round in Two Tribes history - second round, not hugely better.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Paul, our hero in the first round. Second round - four wrong!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Four wrong.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46All five of you, when we asked the question, "Are you intelligent?",
0:12:46 > 0:12:48you all answered, "Yes."
0:12:48 > 0:12:50I'm just going to remind you of that.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52We're going to split you into two brand-new tribes now -
0:12:52 > 0:12:54let's see what they're going to be.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Before the show, we asked you the following...
0:13:01 > 0:13:04That's a nice simple one. Pauline, are you married?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- No, I'm not married. - You're not married.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09If you could hand-pick someone to be on your team with you,
0:13:09 > 0:13:12who would you choose? Anyone impressed you so far?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- You'd be hard-pushed...! - I'll go with Dom.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17You'd like Dom. Well, let's find out whose team you are on
0:13:17 > 0:13:23The No Tribe is Pauline...Emma and Dom.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27And our Yes Tribe is Paul and Jim.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Everybody, join your tribes.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36So our No Tribe, three unmarrieds on the team.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Dom, are you in a relationship?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40I'm not - happily single.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Happily single. And what are you looking for, Dom?
0:13:43 > 0:13:44A woman with a pulse, I guess.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50These guys have already got women with pulses -
0:13:50 > 0:13:53that's why they're smiling!
0:13:53 > 0:13:55You're a medic, of course -
0:13:55 > 0:13:57You'd be able to check for a pulse very easily.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00They couldn't lie to you, is all I'm saying.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- True.- You'd soon find out. You'd know if they were dead, right?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- Big time.- Oh, yeah.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Emma, not married? Too young to be married?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- Yes.- In a relationship? - I am in a relationship, yes.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11How long have you been in that relationship?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Three and a half years.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15That's getting on the cusp of somebody asking you to
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- marry them, surely! - I'd like to think so!
0:14:19 > 0:14:20What's the name of your boyfriend?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Craig.- Craig. And he hasn't asked you yet?
0:14:23 > 0:14:24No, he hasn't, no.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Come on, Craig!
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Blimey!
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Pauline.- Hello.- Not married?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33I'm not married - I'm divorced.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Would you like to be married again, or is the one experience enough?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38I would like to be married again.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Are you in a relationship, or are you looking for one?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42I'm waiting for you, Richard.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44OK!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46OK. I'll see what I can do.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48I'll see what I can do.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Gentlemen, gentlemen...
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Our smug marrieds - Paul and Jim. Jim, how long have you been married?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- 13 years.- 13 years.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Don't say it like that. - Unlucky for some...
0:15:00 > 0:15:01How did you meet your wife?
0:15:01 > 0:15:06I met her on a blind date - a friend that we worked with set us up.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08We met at a local pub and hit it off.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Did you have that 'tache back then?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13No, I had a very, very thin goatee at the time.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- And she stuck with you?! - She did, yes.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18That is one hell of a woman you got yourself there!
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Blind dates - that's the key, Dom and Pauline.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22A few blind dates with men who are
0:15:22 > 0:15:26going to have unusual facial hair in the future, but don't currently.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29No Tribe, we will start with you. 60 seconds-worth of questions.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Whichever tribe wins this round will be going straight through to our final four,
0:15:32 > 0:15:34so very best of luck.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Start the clock...
0:15:35 > 0:15:39Pauline, in the expression "across the pond", what is "the pond"?
0:15:39 > 0:15:41The Atlantic.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Correct. Emma, what three-letter word
0:15:43 > 0:15:46means a small specialised programme downloaded onto mobile devices?
0:15:46 > 0:15:47App.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Correct. Dom, which space telescope was released into orbit
0:15:50 > 0:15:52by Discovery in April 1990?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Eh...
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Hubble.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Correct. Pauline, what monetary value
0:15:58 > 0:16:01is the nickname of US hip-hop star Curtis Jackson?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- Pass.- Emma.
0:16:03 > 0:16:0450 Cent.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Correct. Dom, the UK's smallest bird of prey shares it's name with which
0:16:07 > 0:16:09character in Arthurian legend?
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Erm...
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- Pass.- Pauline.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- Pass.- Emma, to save your tribe... - Repeat the question, please.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19The UK's smallest bird of prey
0:16:19 > 0:16:21shares its name with which character in Arthurian legend?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Robin.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Incorrect. The answer was Merlin.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27No Tribe, you scored four points.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31APPLAUSE
0:16:31 > 0:16:34So, by any normal standards, four points not a great score,
0:16:34 > 0:16:38but by the standards of this show, you have to scale Everest!
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Five points is what you need.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43If you get five points, you'll be straight through to our final four.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Paul and Jim, are you ready? - Ready.- Yep.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Start the clock..
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Paul, which name is given to the rubber disc used in ice hockey?
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Puck.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Correct. Jim, who duetted with Mick Jagger
0:16:53 > 0:16:55on the '80s hit Dancing In The Street?
0:16:55 > 0:16:56David Bowie.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Correct. Paul, what does the DC stand for in Washington DC?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03District Council.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Incorrect. Jim, to save your tribe...
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Erm...
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Downtown City.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11It is not, it is District of Columbia.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Yes Tribe, you scored two points.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15With four points, our No Tribe,
0:17:15 > 0:17:18you are all safely through to our final four -
0:17:18 > 0:17:20please, take your places in the centre.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Paul and Jim,
0:17:26 > 0:17:29you're on the losing tribe, one of you is going to have to leave us,
0:17:29 > 0:17:31one of you will be through to our final four
0:17:31 > 0:17:34and it all comes down to this one question.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Fingers on buzzers, Paul and Jim.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40At Barack Obama's 2013 inauguration, which singer infamously mimed...?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- BUZZER - Jim.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Puff Daddy.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46..which singer infamously mimed the US national anthem?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48The answer, Jim...
0:17:48 > 0:17:49was Beyonce.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52That means, Paul, you are through to our final four.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Take your place in the centre.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Jim, been lovely having you on the show, lovely to hear your blind date story
0:18:00 > 0:18:03and lovely to have your moustache with us as well.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Thank you, but for our final four, somehow or other,
0:18:05 > 0:18:07it's time to pick our next two tribes.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12So, our final four!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15It's been a very quick show so far, I'll give you that.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17You've all been very entertaining.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20We're are now going to split you up one more time.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22And this is where things change -
0:18:22 > 0:18:24it's going to be two v two, but at the end of this round,
0:18:24 > 0:18:27our winning tribe will be going straight through to
0:18:27 > 0:18:28play in our final.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Our losing tribe will be going home immediately -
0:18:30 > 0:18:32there are no more second chances.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34So let's see how we're going to split you.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Before the show, we asked you the following...
0:18:45 > 0:18:46So, of you four,
0:18:46 > 0:18:49we know that two of you think you'd make a good prime minister.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Let's find out who they are...
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Our Yes Tribe is...Paul and Pauline.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Our No Tribe - Emma and Dom.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Everyone, join your tribes.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Paul and Pauline, you think you'd make good prime ministers.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Pauline, what would you do if you were Prime Minister?
0:19:08 > 0:19:12I would live at 10 Downing Street, which I'd love.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15I'm not sure that's a vote-winner!
0:19:15 > 0:19:19Vote for me, cos I would LOVE to live at 10 Downing Street.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22I would try and sort out the NHS, I think.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23- You work the NHS?- I do, yeah.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27What's the one thing you would do to make the NHS better?
0:19:27 > 0:19:30I would ask the managers to come down and work in the wards
0:19:30 > 0:19:34and on the departments and realise how hard we worked.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Exactly right. I think the British public know how hard you work,
0:19:37 > 0:19:39if that's any consolation.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Paul, what would you do if you were prime minister,
0:19:41 > 0:19:43other than living in a nice house?
0:19:43 > 0:19:47I'd try and make sure everyone got a proper education, Richard.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50I think our schools are good but they could probably be a lot better.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Above all, I'm passionate and I want to bring passion
0:19:53 > 0:19:57back into politics and leading the country.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Blimey, that really was a party political broadcast!
0:20:00 > 0:20:04I'm assuming by your jumper that you're a Liberal Democrat as well!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Emma, you wouldn't make a good Prime Minister?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10No, I think it's one of those things people say, "I could do that,"
0:20:10 > 0:20:12and, no, really.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16In hindsight, ten years ago, I'd have said, "Yeah, that's me!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18"I'll boss everyone around,"
0:20:18 > 0:20:21but now I'll say no. It's just too hard.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23It's quite hard work, I think.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27There's probably a lot you've got to do - you've got to do a lot.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Dom, not fancy being a prime minister?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Not particularly.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34I think the politics side of it is pretty tough,
0:20:34 > 0:20:36but also, I wouldn't want the lack of privacy -
0:20:36 > 0:20:39everyone knows absolutely everything about you,
0:20:39 > 0:20:41and there's a few things I'd like to keep secret.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44You've come on the wrong show for that!
0:20:44 > 0:20:47I'd like to know what he wants to keep secret, though!
0:20:47 > 0:20:49This round is all on the buzzers.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52The first tribe to answer five questions correctly will go
0:20:52 > 0:20:53through to today's final.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56For the losing tribe, it is game over immediately.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Good luck, here's your first question.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Which black and white, and mostly silent 2011 film
0:21:00 > 0:21:02won the Academy Award for Best Picture?
0:21:02 > 0:21:03- BUZZER - Emma.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05The Artist.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06It's the correct answer, Emma.
0:21:06 > 0:21:081-0 to our No Tribe.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Fingers on buzzers...
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Jonathon Harker visits a Transylvanian castle in which
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Bram Stoker novel?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15- BUZZER - Paul.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Dracula.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Correct answer. 1-1.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Which type of pizza, topped with cheese, tomato and basil is said...?
0:21:22 > 0:21:23- BUZZER - Dom.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Margherita.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26..been named in honour of an Italian queen?
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Margherita, is the correct answer.
0:21:28 > 0:21:292-1 to our No Tribe.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Can I also say, this is much more like it, everybody.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34This is like a normal episode of the show.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37In 2010, who became the first racing jockey to win
0:21:37 > 0:21:39the BBC Sports Personality of the Year award?
0:21:39 > 0:21:40- BUZZER - Paul.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Tony McCoy.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Tony McCoy is the correct answer, Paul.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45It is 2-2.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47First to five plays in our final.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50What type of poem typically comprises 14 lines...?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- BUZZER - Dom.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53A sonnet.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55..14 lines in iambic pentameter?
0:21:55 > 0:21:58It's a sonnet, Dom. Very well played.
0:21:58 > 0:22:003-2 to our No Tribe.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04The 1957 film The Bridge on the River Kwai is set during which war?
0:22:04 > 0:22:05- BUZZER - Dom.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06The Vietnam War.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Incorrect. I can pass that to the Yes Tribe and you can confer.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13Bridge on the River Kwai, set in which war? Need an answer.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Second World War.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Second World War...
0:22:17 > 0:22:20is the right answer - it is 3-3.
0:22:20 > 0:22:213-3.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Five points sees you in our final.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Fingers on buzzers, everybody.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28What is the full name of the American entertainment
0:22:28 > 0:22:30company abbreviated to MGM?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32- BUZZER - Emma.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Is the correct answer, Emma.
0:22:36 > 0:22:41So, No Tribe, you have four points,
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Yes Tribe, you have three points.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47No Tribe, you are one correct answer away from playing in today's final.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Yes Tribe, you could be one answer away from leaving us.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Best of luck, here's your next question...
0:22:53 > 0:22:57In July 2002, the American aviator Steve Fossett circumnavigated
0:22:57 > 0:22:59the globe alone in what...?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- BUZZER - Pauline.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03- Hot-air balloon. - ..in what form of aircraft?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05It was a hot-air balloon, Pauline.
0:23:07 > 0:23:094-4.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Let's forget those first three rounds ever happened, shall we?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15This is terrific stuff.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18It comes down to one question.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Good luck, everybody.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24In April 2010, which politician was famously recorded describing
0:23:24 > 0:23:26a voter as a "bigoted woman"?
0:23:26 > 0:23:27- BUZZER - Paul.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Gordon Brown.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Is the correct answer!
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Our Yes Tribe are our winning tribe and through to our final.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41And lovely to end on a question about a prime minister.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Well played, No Tribe. Terrific stuff from both of you.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46That was a cracking final four.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Emma, Dom, have you enjoyed your time with us?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51- Yeah, very much. - It's been lovely having you here.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Dom, best of luck with your medical studies.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57Emma, very best of luck getting Craig to propose to you!
0:23:57 > 0:23:58Lovely having you here.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02For our Yes Tribe, it's time to play our Two Tribes final.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08So, Paul and Pauline...
0:24:08 > 0:24:10It's been a rollercoaster of a show, I have to say,
0:24:10 > 0:24:13but that final four was terrific - very well played, both of you.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Paul, how are you feeling, being in this final?
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Excited - I'm just relieved we got there.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Pauline, how are you feeling being in the final?
0:24:20 > 0:24:24- Very nervous, but pleased.- You both want to be prime minister -
0:24:24 > 0:24:27whoever wins this gets 10 Downing Street.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29We've split you into your own tribes now -
0:24:29 > 0:24:31it's Paul versus Pauline.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33We've also given you your very own 60-second clocks.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36What you have to do is protect your clock at all cost.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Our first question only will be on the buzzer,
0:24:38 > 0:24:41if you get it right, your opponent's clock will start ticking down.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44It'll keep ticking down until they get a question right
0:24:44 > 0:24:46then your clock will start ticking down.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Your challenge is to force your opponent's clock all
0:24:48 > 0:24:50the way down to zero.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54If you do that, you will walk away with today's prize.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57OK, Paul and Pauline, for the final time today,
0:24:57 > 0:24:59let's play Two Tribes.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07So our first question is on the buzzers.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Best of luck to you both.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11The Executive Mansion is
0:25:11 > 0:25:13a former name of which Washington DC landmark?
0:25:13 > 0:25:15- BUZZER - Pauline.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16The White House.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Correct. Paul, that means your clock will start
0:25:18 > 0:25:20ticking down as soon as I start this next question.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23In 2012, Natalie Bennett succeeded Caroline Lucas as the leader
0:25:23 > 0:25:25of which party in England and Wales?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27The Green Party.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Correct. Pauline, what is the official language of Colombia?
0:25:30 > 0:25:31Spanish.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Correct. Paul, in 2012, who succeeded Andrew Strauss as captain
0:25:34 > 0:25:36of the England test cricket team?
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Alastair Cook.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41Correct. Pauline, what name is given to the clarified butter commonly
0:25:41 > 0:25:42used in Indian cooking?
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Ghee.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Correct. Paul, in 2010,
0:25:45 > 0:25:48which country was chosen to host the 2018 FIFA World Cup?
0:25:48 > 0:25:49Russia.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Correct. Pauline, in the late '70s,
0:25:51 > 0:25:54singer Cat Stevens changed his name to what?
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Pass.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56Yusuf Islam.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Pauline, Lapine is an invented language featuring in which
0:25:59 > 0:26:00Richard Adams novel?
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Erm...
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Watership Down.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Correct. Paul, Audrey's Hair Salon and Roy's Rolls are...?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Coronation Street.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Correct. Pauline, published in 1922,
0:26:10 > 0:26:13The Waste Land was written by which poet?
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Erm...
0:26:14 > 0:26:15- Pass.- TS Elliot.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Pauline, Rigel is the brightest star in which constellation,
0:26:18 > 0:26:21that is named after a mythical Greek hunter?
0:26:21 > 0:26:22- Pass.- Orion.
0:26:22 > 0:26:27Pauline, The Pearl and Of Mice and Men were written by which novelist?
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Pass again.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29John Steinbeck.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31The greengage is a variety of which fruit?
0:26:31 > 0:26:32Plum.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Correct. Paul, what is the fruit of the tropical plant Ananas comosus?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Starfruit.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38Incorrect. Pineapple.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40In humans, what is the general name of the pigments that give
0:26:40 > 0:26:42skin, hair and eyes their colour?
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Pass.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Melanin. In which Welsh town was Charles invested as Prince of Wales?
0:26:46 > 0:26:47Cardiff.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Incorrect. Caernarfon.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Glengarry Glen Ross is a Pulitzer Prize-winning play by which writer?
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Robert Burns.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56David Mamet. One of the smallest bones on the human body,
0:26:56 > 0:26:58what is the more common name for the malleus?
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Tibula.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03The hammer. In the human body, which nerve links the eye with the brain?
0:27:03 > 0:27:04The iris.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06The optic nerve. In 2014,
0:27:06 > 0:27:07which actress received her 18th
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Oscar nomination for the film August: Osage County?
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Pass.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Meryl Streep. The Commissioner's Trophy is awarded in which...?
0:27:13 > 0:27:14The answer is baseball.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18With 14 seconds on the clock, our winner today is Pauline!
0:27:18 > 0:27:20APPLAUSE
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Well played, Pauline - another rollercoaster.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Was looking very good for you at one point, Paul,
0:27:30 > 0:27:32but a run of wrong answers... When you get one wrong,
0:27:32 > 0:27:34it's impossible to get back on track sometimes.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37It does throw you and you're worried about watching the clock.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39You've got your clock in front of you, you can see it
0:27:39 > 0:27:41ticking down - I see the panic in your eyes.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Paul, been an absolute pleasure having you on the show.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Been terrific - thank you for playing.
0:27:46 > 0:27:47But our winner is Pauline!
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Pauline, you have one last question, one last tribe to join.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53Before the show, we asked you the following...
0:27:53 > 0:27:56We're going to give you £1,000 to spend in your local gadget shop,
0:27:56 > 0:28:00or £1,000 to spend on beauty and cosmetics.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Either way, it's a lot of money to spend.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04I don't have any gadgets, so...
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Do you want gadgets?
0:28:06 > 0:28:08I'm told I ought to get gadgets.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11Who tells you that?
0:28:11 > 0:28:12My daughter.
0:28:12 > 0:28:16She also says that I ought to look after myself - I'm getting on a bit.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18Your daughter sounds great(!)
0:28:18 > 0:28:20What you going to go for?
0:28:20 > 0:28:23I will go for...the gadgets.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25- £1,000 worth of gadgets to Pauline. - Thank you.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27Very well played, both of you. Thank you so much.
0:28:27 > 0:28:28And thank you for joining us,
0:28:28 > 0:28:31we'll see you again next time on Two Tribes.