Episode 7

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05On Two Tribes, our seven contestants have already answered yes or no

0:00:05 > 0:00:09to hundreds of questions, revealing everything about themselves.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11Of today's players...

0:00:12 > 0:00:14..one of them only dates attractive people.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17Two of them think they work best in a team,

0:00:17 > 0:00:19but all of them are about to play the quiz that

0:00:19 > 0:00:22puts their knowledge and their personalities to the test.

0:00:22 > 0:00:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Good evening, everybody, welcome to Two Tribes.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31The quiz where you never know whose side you are going to be on.

0:00:31 > 0:00:35We've got seven new players ready to play, so let's meet them.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38APPLAUSE

0:00:38 > 0:00:41I'm Gill, I'm a HR director from Bolton.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43I'm Jonathan, I'm a librarian from Hertfordshire.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47I'm Mark, I'm a technical services advisor from Liverpool.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49I'm Carolyn, I'm a fundraiser from Reading.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53I'm Kevin, I'm a service engineer from Kendal in Cumbria.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56I'm Jack, I'm a trainee solicitor living in London.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59I'm Kate, I'm a university administrator from Cardiff.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02APPLAUSE

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Hello to you all, lovely to have you all here.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Before the show you all completed our in-depth survey answering

0:01:06 > 0:01:09hundreds of questions all about yourselves.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10There are some of them up there.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13In every round we're going to split you into two tribes

0:01:13 > 0:01:16based on who said yes and who said no to some of those,

0:01:16 > 0:01:19then both tribes will face a series of general knowledge questions.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22To stay safe, all you need to be is on the winning tribe.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25At the end of the show, one of you will walk away with a very nice prize.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Let's find our first two tribes for today.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Before the show, we asked you...

0:01:36 > 0:01:40I consider myself well-dressed. I consider myself well-dressed.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Who said yes? You're laughing already!

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Who said yes to that, and who said no to that?

0:01:45 > 0:01:48This is going to be very telling, right from the beginning.

0:01:48 > 0:01:54Our Yes Tribe are Gill, Kevin and Jack,

0:01:54 > 0:02:01and our No Tribe are Jonathan, Mark, Carolyn and Kate.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Everybody, join your tribes.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06APPLAUSE

0:02:07 > 0:02:09So, our Yes Tribe.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13We have that very old nursery rhyme, Jack and Gill...and Kevin.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14LAUGHTER

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Gill, you consider yourself well-dressed - and why wouldn't you?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Yeah, I have my moments.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Yeah, I hear exactly what you're saying, Gill.

0:02:22 > 0:02:27And, Jack, what's your general style?

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Well, I try to stay fairly professional,

0:02:30 > 0:02:32but sometimes I fail miserably.

0:02:32 > 0:02:37- By which you mean you're wearing a nice shirt but nothing underneath. - LAUGHTER

0:02:37 > 0:02:42Now, our No Tribe, who don't consider themselves well-dressed.

0:02:42 > 0:02:47- Jonathan.- Yeah.- You surprise me. - LAUGHTER

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Thank you very much.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- You don't consider yourself a good dresser?- I don't, I'm afraid.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54No. Scruffy local government worker.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57I think that was Jean Paul Gaultier's last collection, wasn't it?

0:02:57 > 0:03:01And, Kate, you're not saying yes to this question.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02No, but I grew up on a farm,

0:03:02 > 0:03:05so I'm more used to wellies and scruffy clothes.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Well, that is well-dressed if you're on a farm.- True, yeah.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- And, Mark.- Yes.- You wouldn't consider yourself a snappy dresser?

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Well, like Jonathan, I work in a call centre.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16- So you wear whatever you want? - Yeah. Wear whatever I want.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Even a onesie on Saturday.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22LAUGHTER

0:03:22 > 0:03:24No Tribe, we'll start with you.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26I'll give you 60 seconds' worth of questions.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29If you get a question wrong I will pass down the line,

0:03:29 > 0:03:33if you all get the same question wrong, your 60 seconds will end immediately.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36The tribe with the fewest points at the end of this round,

0:03:36 > 0:03:37one of you will be going home.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39If you are on the winning tribe, you are safe.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Everybody ready?- Yes.- Yep.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43OK. Start the clock.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Flopsy, Mopsy and Cotton-tail

0:03:45 > 0:03:49first appeared in which tale by Beatrix Potter?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51The Tale of Benjamin Bunny.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Incorrect. - The Tale of Peter Rabbit.

0:03:53 > 0:03:58Correct. Which painting was famously stolen from the Louvre in August 1911?

0:03:58 > 0:03:59The Scream.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Incorrect. Kate.- The Mona Lisa.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Correct. Jonathan, which band of Irish siblings had hits with

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Breathless and Runaway?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- I don't know.- Mark?

0:04:08 > 0:04:09The Corrs.

0:04:09 > 0:04:14Correct. Which valuable spice is derived from the stigma of an autumn flowering crocus?

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Vanilla.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16- Incorrect. Kate?- Saffron.

0:04:16 > 0:04:21Correct. George the tortoise was the longest serving pet on which children's TV show?

0:04:21 > 0:04:22- Blue Peter.- Correct.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Which game played with racquets became an Olympic sport at the Barcelona Olympic Games?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Tennis.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28- Incorrect. Carolyn?- Badminton.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Correct. In 1920, The Mysterious Affair At Styles

0:04:31 > 0:04:34was the first novel published by which writer?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36- No idea.- Jonathan? - Agatha Christie.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Correct. In the human body,

0:04:37 > 0:04:41sternutation is a formal name for which involuntary action?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43- Pass.- Carolyn?- Sneeze.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Correct. 1927...

0:04:44 > 0:04:49At the end of that round, No Tribe, you scored eight points.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:04:52 > 0:04:56That's a very impressive start. You were all saving each other all the way through, there.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Very good work.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Yes Tribe, nine points will see you safely through to the next rounds.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Start the clock.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Help Yourself, Kiss and Delilah were hits by which Welsh singer?

0:05:08 > 0:05:09- Tom Jones.- Correct.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Followers of the Atkins diet are urged to

0:05:11 > 0:05:14reduce their intake of which major food group?

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Pass.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Jack?- Carbohydrate.- Correct.

0:05:17 > 0:05:21In 2014, Jacob Zuma was re-elected as president of which country?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Erm, Nigeria.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Incorrect. Kevin?

0:05:26 > 0:05:27- South Africa.- Correct.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31Uther Pendragon is said to have been the father of which legendary King?

0:05:31 > 0:05:32- King Arthur.- Correct.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Which Russian author wrote the novels

0:05:34 > 0:05:35Anna Karenina and War And Peace?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Tolstoy.- Correct.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Which motorway runs from South Wales through to London?

0:05:40 > 0:05:41- M5.- Incorrect.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43- Jack?- M4.- Correct.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46The TV series Bad Education stars which comedian as teacher

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Alfie Wickers?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49David Walliams.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Incorrect. Kevin?- Pass. - Jack, to save your tribe.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Jack Whitehall.- Right answer.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55The extinct bird the dodo was native to which island in the...

0:05:55 > 0:05:56- Mauritius.- Correct.

0:05:56 > 0:06:01Kevin, to win. A famous painting by Thomas Gainsborough is called The Blue what?

0:06:01 > 0:06:02- Pass.- Jack?

0:06:02 > 0:06:03- Danube.- Incorrect.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04- Gill?- Boy.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Correct answer!

0:06:06 > 0:06:10And in the last second, Gill, you scored nine points.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Yes Tribe, how about that?

0:06:13 > 0:06:17With a second to spare, brilliant performance from both tribes, there, actually,

0:06:17 > 0:06:18but particularly from our Yes Tribe.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Gill, Kevin and Jack, you are safe, you are through to our next round.

0:06:21 > 0:06:26- Please take your place in the centre. - APPLAUSE

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- How about that, No Tribe? - Very impressive.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30We're going to have to lose one of you, I'm afraid.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33I'll ask you a series of questions now on the buzzers.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Buzz in, give me a correct answer,

0:06:35 > 0:06:37you'll be safely through to the next round.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40However, if you do buzz in and give me an incorrect answer

0:06:40 > 0:06:42you'll be going straight home, so do take care.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Best of luck. Here's your first question.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47The name of which NASA space shuttle orbiter is also

0:06:47 > 0:06:50the first name of Inspector Morse?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Mark?- Endeavour.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54It's the correct answer, Mark, you are safe

0:06:54 > 0:06:57and through to the next round. Take your place in the centre.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Jonathan, Carolyn, Kate - this one's for you.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Of the seven letters used as Roman numerals,

0:07:02 > 0:07:04which comes first alphabetically?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Kate?

0:07:07 > 0:07:09C.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12It's the correct answer, Kate, very well played.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15You're through to the next round. Take your place in the centre.

0:07:15 > 0:07:20Jonathan, Carolyn - one of you will be safe, one of you leaving us,

0:07:20 > 0:07:23and it all comes down to this one question.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Which African waterfall is sometimes known by a nickname which

0:07:26 > 0:07:29translates as "The Smoke That Thunders"?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Jonathan?- Niagara.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34The African waterfall I'm looking for is

0:07:34 > 0:07:37the Victoria Falls, Jonathan, that means we lose you,

0:07:37 > 0:07:39and it means Carolyn, you're through to the next round.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Take your place in the centre.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43APPLAUSE

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Jonathan. So sad to lose you so quickly.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49To be fair to you, you are the only person of our seven

0:07:49 > 0:07:52who answered yes to the question, "I buy my clothes in charity shops."

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Which more people should do. Did you buy that one in a charity shop?

0:07:55 > 0:07:58No, I didn't, but it's going there very soon. LAUGHTER

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Appearing in a charity shop near Jonathan soon,

0:08:00 > 0:08:03you could have that very shirt as seen on TV.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Jonathan, thank you so much for playing.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08For our other six, though, let's find our next two tribes.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11APPLAUSE

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Congratulations to the six of you, that was a terrific first round.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Well played by both tribes, there. Shame to lose anyone.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18I'm going to put you in two brand-new tribes.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20How are we going to do that?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22We asked you the following before the show.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Let's put that to the test.

0:08:32 > 0:08:38Our Yes Tribe is Mark, Kevin and Kate,

0:08:38 > 0:08:43and our No Tribe is Gill, Carolyn and Jack.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Everybody, join your tribes.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48APPLAUSE

0:08:48 > 0:08:51I like this tribe. I like our Yes Tribe.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Mark, you speak before you think. - I do indeed, Richard.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Does it get you in trouble? - It has done many times.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00I used to work on the radio, and I presented a couple of shows

0:09:00 > 0:09:04where I've said stuff which I kind of regretted afterwards.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Honestly, that's so unprofessional.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Never catch me doing something like that.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10That's more the sort of thing Xander does.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Xander does that a lot. Me, I have to reign the guy in.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Erm, Kevin.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Oh, yes! - RICHARD LAUGHS

0:09:17 > 0:09:18Gets you in trouble?

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Er, quite often, yeah. Very often, I would say.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Especially with the wife.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26And you offend people, do you, sometimes, or just...?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29I have done, yeah, I have been known to offend people.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32I've always been that way. People take me as they find me.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Yeah, we all know what that's code for, don't we?

0:09:35 > 0:09:36LAUGHTER

0:09:36 > 0:09:41Er, our No Tribe, our No Tribe, this is more like it.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Jack, you're a considered man.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46In my line of work it helps to be.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Yeah, thinking before you speak.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Mind you, solicitors normally, they just, "Ah, blah, blah!"

0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Don't they?- One or two.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Carolyn.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55You think before you speak.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Yes, out of necessity.- Oh, really?

0:09:58 > 0:10:00I used to be in the Yes Tribe.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02I have taught myself to think before I speak.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06I like the old trick of "Mmm..." and then answer.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08It's a useful skill, Yes Tribe, if you can do that.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10I'll teach you later, if you want.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12If you just count to three sometimes

0:10:12 > 0:10:14it gets you out of an awful lot of trouble.

0:10:14 > 0:10:19We are going to start with our Yes Tribe, OK?

0:10:19 > 0:10:21You're going to have 60 seconds' worth of questions.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25If all three of you get the same question wrong,

0:10:25 > 0:10:27your time will end immediately.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30At the end of the round somebody on the losing tribe will be going home

0:10:30 > 0:10:33so make sure you're on the winning tribe, simple as that.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36There's something about the three of you that makes me so nervous.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38- I can't begin to tell you.- Think.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42I sort of think literally anything could happen in the next 60 seconds.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Mark, Kevin and Kate, you all ready?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Yes.- Yes, ready.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Start the clock. Mark, who released

0:10:48 > 0:10:51the 2008 cook book, How To Cheat At Cooking?

0:10:51 > 0:10:52Nigella Lawson?

0:10:52 > 0:10:53- Incorrect. Kevin. - Jamie Oliver.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Incorrect. Kate, to save your tribe.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56Delia Smith?

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Is the correct answer.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02Mark, which South African mountain is known in Afrikaans as Tafelberg?

0:11:02 > 0:11:04- Pass.- Kevin.- Table Mountain.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Correct. Kate, two racing greyhounds appear on the cover of

0:11:07 > 0:11:09- which band's Parklife album?- Blur.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Correct. Mark, in 2013, which driver won his fourth consecutive

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Formula 1 World Championship?

0:11:14 > 0:11:15Lewis Hamilton?

0:11:15 > 0:11:16- Incorrect. Kevin.- Sebastian Vettel.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Correct. Kate, which of the Bronte sisters

0:11:18 > 0:11:20wrote using the pseudonym Ellis Bell?

0:11:20 > 0:11:21- Emily?- Correct.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Mark, nephrology is the study

0:11:23 > 0:11:25and treatment of which organ of the human body?

0:11:25 > 0:11:26- The heart?- Incorrect. Kevin.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Can you repeat the question?

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Nephrology is the study and treatment of

0:11:30 > 0:11:32which organ of the human body?

0:11:32 > 0:11:33- Brain?- Incorrect.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34Kate, to save your tribe?

0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Lungs?- It's not lungs, it's kidneys.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Yes Tribe, you scored five points.

0:11:39 > 0:11:40APPLAUSE

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Five points from our Yes Tribe.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Er, Gill, Carolyn, Jack,

0:11:45 > 0:11:49six points will see you safely into the next round.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50Start the clock.

0:11:50 > 0:11:51Gill, the Strait of Messina

0:11:51 > 0:11:54separates mainland Italy from which island?

0:11:54 > 0:11:55- Malta?- Incorrect.

0:11:55 > 0:11:56- Carolyn.- Sicily?

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Correct. Jack. Monarch, Red Admiral

0:11:58 > 0:12:01and Brimstone are three species of what flying insect?

0:12:01 > 0:12:05- Butterfly.- Correct. Gill, which vitamin is also known as retinol?

0:12:05 > 0:12:08- D.- Incorrect. Carolyn.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10- C?- Incorrect. Jack, to save your tribe?

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Which vitamin is also known as retinol?

0:12:15 > 0:12:16Vitamin C.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20It's Vitamin A. No Tribe, you've got two points,

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Yes Tribe, you've got five, you're through to the next round.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26You're safe. Please take your places in the centre.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28APPLAUSE

0:12:29 > 0:12:31You just got beaten by a tribe

0:12:31 > 0:12:32who literally speak before they think.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34LAUGHTER

0:12:34 > 0:12:38Gill, Carolyn, Jack, one of you has to leave us now.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42Buzz in, give me a correct answer, you're through to the next round.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Buzz in, give me an incorrect answer, you'll be going home.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Here is your first question.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49The Confessor was the epithet given to which

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Anglo-Saxon King of England? - BUZZER

0:12:52 > 0:12:53- Gill.- Edward.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57Correct answer, Edward III. Gill, you're through to the next round.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Very well played. - APPLAUSE

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Carolyn, Jack,

0:13:01 > 0:13:04one of you will have to leave us, I'm afraid.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Who's it going to be? It's all down to this question.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Whose record of 14 Grand Slam singles titles was broken by

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Roger Federer in 2009?

0:13:13 > 0:13:16- BUZZER - Jack.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Er...

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Oh, pass!

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- The answer was Pete Sampras.- Yeah.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Carolyn, that means you're safely through to the next round.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Take your place in the centre.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30APPLAUSE

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Jack, let's get this absolutely clear,

0:13:33 > 0:13:37you joined a tribe where you said you think before you speak.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41- Mm.- I asked you a question which you buzzed in for

0:13:41 > 0:13:45- and you didn't have an answer. - Yeah. That's embarrassing.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Jack, it's been lovely having you on.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49- Thank you, Richard. - Very well dressed.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52But for our other five, let's find our next two tribes.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56APPLAUSE

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Congratulations to the five of you. Very impressive.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Kevin, you've been on the winning tribe both times so far.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03I wonder if that's going to happen again.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Let's find out as we find our next two tribes.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Before the show we asked you the following...

0:14:13 > 0:14:15"I like a big fuss on my birthday."

0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Aww. Kevin, what tribe are you on this time?- I'm on the No Tribe.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21You're on the No Tribe. Let's see who's going to join you.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23The No Tribe is Kevin...

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Gill...

0:14:25 > 0:14:26and Carolyn.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29So our Yes Tribe, they like a big fuss on their birthdays,

0:14:29 > 0:14:31it's Mark and Kate.

0:14:31 > 0:14:32Everybody join your tribes.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34APPLAUSE

0:14:37 > 0:14:42Er, Kate, we all like a big fuss on our birthday when we're young.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43What are you saying?!

0:14:43 > 0:14:46LAUGHTER

0:14:46 > 0:14:48By young, Kate, I mean 10 and under.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Right, yeah, well, it's my 30th next year, so I've got my big one,

0:14:51 > 0:14:54so I need to have a big party next year, and I share my birthday

0:14:54 > 0:14:57with my dad, and it's great, we just get double everything.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00We get double birthday cakes, double presents, it's all good.

0:15:01 > 0:15:02Kate, everyone.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04LAUGHTER

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Mark, er, how old are you, Mark?

0:15:06 > 0:15:08I'm 30 this year, I'm 29 at the moment.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10- So you're both going to be 30... - Aww!- Aww!

0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Yeah, big birthday party! - Birthday club, yes!

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Whatever you do, don't have a joint birthday party

0:15:15 > 0:15:16cos it'll end up in a fight,

0:15:16 > 0:15:19you'll both say something you didn't mean to say,

0:15:19 > 0:15:21you know what you're like.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24No Tribe, well, I think I would be on the No Tribe in this one.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26I wonder at home what tribe you would be on.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29I'm not sure I like a big fuss on my birthday. Gill?

0:15:29 > 0:15:31If everybody forgot I think I'd be upset but...

0:15:31 > 0:15:35- Ah, yes.- ..but, you know, yes, it's kind of in-between.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36- I'm not really bothered.- Carolyn.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Yeah, I like the presents,

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- so they can come in and deposit their presents.- And then...?

0:15:41 > 0:15:44But then they can just go away and I'll hide under the table.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Yeah, I hear you. And, Kevin? Not fussed about birthdays?

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Not when you get to my age. You try to forget 'em.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52- Kevin, might I ask how old you are? - I'm 60 next.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55The two of you are the same age as Kevin put together.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58How about that? Tell you what, we'll start with our No Tribe.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00I'm going to give you 60 seconds' worth of questions.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04If you all get the same question wrong,

0:16:04 > 0:16:05your time will end immediately.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07The winning tribe at the end of this round

0:16:07 > 0:16:10will be going straight through to our final four.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11Start the clock.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Gill, sharing its name with a tool,

0:16:13 > 0:16:17vodka and orange juice are mixed together to make what cocktail?

0:16:17 > 0:16:18- Pass.- Carolyn.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23- Spanner?- Incorrect. Kevin, to save your tribe.- A screwdriver.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Is the correct answer. Gill, in 2013,

0:16:25 > 0:16:28McFly announced they were merging with which other band?

0:16:28 > 0:16:32- Busted.- Carolyn, Manchego cheese originates in which country?

0:16:32 > 0:16:33Africa?

0:16:33 > 0:16:34- Incorrect. Kevin.- Switzerland.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Incorrect. Gill, to save your tribe.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38- Spain.- Correct. Carolyn, who was President of France

0:16:38 > 0:16:40immediately before Francois Hollande?

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Erm, Jacques Chirac?

0:16:41 > 0:16:43- Incorrect. Kevin.- Mitterrand.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Incorrect. Gill, to save your tribe?

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Er, Nicolas Sarca...

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Sarko... Sarcasky, Sarkosky?

0:16:50 > 0:16:51I'll give you that, Nicolas Sarkozy.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Carolyn, English physician Edward Jenner discovered

0:16:54 > 0:16:57- a vaccine for which disease?- Erm...

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Er, yellow fever?

0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Incorrect. Kevin.- Polio.

0:17:01 > 0:17:02- Incorrect. Gill.- Penicillin.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06- Incorrect, the answer to that one was smallpox.- Oh!

0:17:06 > 0:17:10At the end of that round, you have scored four points.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12APPLAUSE

0:17:14 > 0:17:17I'm going to say it now, No Tribe, that was chaos!

0:17:17 > 0:17:20- Yeah.- It was, it was. - Bad, bad, bad.- It was chaos.

0:17:20 > 0:17:25Yes Tribe, you both like being centre of attention, we know that.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28You've got 60 seconds of attention all to yourself now.

0:17:28 > 0:17:32Five points will see you safely through to the next round.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Start the clock. Mark, who starred opposite Richard Gere

0:17:36 > 0:17:38in both Runaway Bride and Pretty Woman?

0:17:38 > 0:17:39Er, Julia Roberts.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Kate, the flag of the former Soviet Union

0:17:41 > 0:17:43featured a sickle and which other tool?

0:17:45 > 0:17:46A scythe?

0:17:46 > 0:17:47Incorrect. Mark.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50HE MUTTERS TO HIMSELF

0:17:50 > 0:17:51An axe?

0:17:53 > 0:17:54Terrific round, everybody(!)

0:17:54 > 0:17:57LAUGHTER

0:17:57 > 0:17:58I mean, that was great(!)

0:17:58 > 0:18:01The answer to that one was a hammer and sickle.

0:18:01 > 0:18:06I'm afraid you scored one point, Yes Tribe. One point.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08- No Tribe.- Well...

0:18:08 > 0:18:13I've got to say, it wasn't the greatest performance I've ever seen

0:18:13 > 0:18:15but it was more than enough to see you through.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17You are safe, you're through to our final four,

0:18:17 > 0:18:20please take your places in the centre.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23APPLAUSE

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Mark and Kate, you were on the wrong tribe at the wrong time,

0:18:26 > 0:18:29you're on the losing tribe which means we lose one of you.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32All comes down to this one question.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35What is the name of the android

0:18:35 > 0:18:38played by Robert Llewellyn in the comedy Red Dwarf?

0:18:38 > 0:18:39- Mark.- Kryten.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40The answer is Kryten.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Mark, you are safe, you're through to the next round.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Take your place in the centre.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47APPLAUSE

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Kate, genuinely gutted to be losing you,

0:18:49 > 0:18:52- you've been terrific fun throughout, you really have.- Thank you.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Have you enjoyed yourself? - Had a lovely time, thank you.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58D'you want three extra seconds of being the centre of attention?

0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Yeah, I'll just stand here for a bit.- OK.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04- One, two, three.- Hi!

0:19:04 > 0:19:07That's Kate gone, and for our final four...

0:19:08 > 0:19:11..let's find our next two tribes.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14APPLAUSE

0:19:14 > 0:19:16So, our final four, and what a show.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18We've had a great round.

0:19:18 > 0:19:19We've had a shocking round as well.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23Kevin, you've been on the winning tribe every single time.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Very impressive. Carolyn, you got nothing right at all

0:19:25 > 0:19:27- in that last round.- I know.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Let's put that right now, shall we? This is where things change.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32It's now going to be two against two,

0:19:32 > 0:19:33and at the end of this round,

0:19:33 > 0:19:36one tribe will go straight through to play in our final.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38The other tribe will go straight home.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40There are no more second chances.

0:19:40 > 0:19:44OK, let's see how we're going to split you up for this crucial time.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Before the show we asked you the following...

0:19:51 > 0:19:54"I went to university." Interesting.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Carolyn, where are you on this one?

0:19:56 > 0:19:57- I'm a Yes.- You're a Yes.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00If you could hand-pick someone to have on your team,

0:20:00 > 0:20:01who would you have?

0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Kev.- Kevin, well, he's been on every single winning tribe.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08The tribes are Yes Tribe, Carolyn and...

0:20:09 > 0:20:11- ..Mark.- Ah!

0:20:11 > 0:20:13And the No Tribe, you seem delighted, Gill,

0:20:13 > 0:20:15- The No Tribe... - LAUGHTER

0:20:15 > 0:20:17The No Tribe are Gill and Kevin.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Everybody, take your tribes.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21APPLAUSE

0:20:24 > 0:20:28So, our No Tribe, Gill and Kevin. Gill, never went to university?

0:20:28 > 0:20:30- No, no.- When did you leave school?

0:20:30 > 0:20:32I left school at 18 but I went to college

0:20:32 > 0:20:36- and did catering and hotel management.- Ah, did you indeed?

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- And, Kevin?- Well, I left school when I were 16, but I went to college

0:20:39 > 0:20:41and did electricians' course.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Very different back in those days, wasn't it?

0:20:44 > 0:20:45To be honest, I think nowadays

0:20:45 > 0:20:47more or less everybody goes to university.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48Speaking of which...

0:20:48 > 0:20:50LAUGHTER

0:20:50 > 0:20:54- Mark.- Yes.- What did you study? - Er, media with radio production.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57They really do let anybody in, don't they?

0:20:57 > 0:20:59LAUGHTER

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Er, and, Carolyn, what did you study?

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Er, I read English language and literature.

0:21:04 > 0:21:08Oh, OK, that's fair enough, that's... No offence, Mark,

0:21:08 > 0:21:11- but that's a proper one, isn't it? - Yes.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13That is. Er, this round is all on the buzzer.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16OK, the first tribe to answer five questions correctly

0:21:16 > 0:21:18will go through to today's final.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21For the losing tribe, it's game over immediately.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23It's your first question.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27Born in Pisa in 1564, the name of which Italian astronomer features

0:21:27 > 0:21:29- in the lyrics of Queen's...? - BUZZER

0:21:29 > 0:21:30- Kevin.- Galileo.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33..features in the lyrics of Queen's hit Bohemian Rhapsody?

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Galileo, Kevin, 1-0.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Sharing its name with a city in Australia,

0:21:37 > 0:21:40- which Scottish town was granted...? - BUZZER

0:21:40 > 0:21:41- Kevin?- Perth.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44..which Scottish town was granted city status in 2012?

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Perth, Kevin, absolutely right.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50In February 2014, a US TV audience of more than 100 million saw

0:21:50 > 0:21:53the Seattle Seahawks win which sporting event?

0:21:53 > 0:21:54BUZZER

0:21:54 > 0:21:56- Kevin.- The Super Bowl.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Super Bowl is the right answer.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02First to five is going through to play for our final.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04At the moment looking very good for our No Tribe with three,

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Yes Tribe, you are still on zero.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Plenty of time to catch up.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Originating in Ancient Greece, which oath has been

0:22:10 > 0:22:13- traditionally accepted by doctors...? Gill. - BUZZER

0:22:13 > 0:22:14Hippocratic Oath.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17It's the Hippocratic Oath, Gill.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Four-nil. No Tribe, you are one correct answer away

0:22:20 > 0:22:23from playing in today's final.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27Yes Tribe, our high flyers, with all the A levels

0:22:27 > 0:22:33and the degrees and BAs and BScs you can shake a stick at,

0:22:33 > 0:22:35zero at the moment.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38But you can come back.

0:22:38 > 0:22:42You're going to have to get this question right first, though.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45In the 1937 Disney film Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,

0:22:45 > 0:22:48which dwarf has the longest name?

0:22:48 > 0:22:49BUZZER

0:22:49 > 0:22:51- Kevin.- Sneezy.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Incorrect answer, Kevin. I can hand it over.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57- Shall we go with Bashful? - Yeah, Bashful.- Bashful.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59That's £9,000 a year well spent,

0:22:59 > 0:23:01it is Bashful. It is Bashful.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03APPLAUSE

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Well done, Mark and Carolyn.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07The score is now four-one.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Which Monty Python star recreated Phileas Fogg's journey

0:23:09 > 0:23:11- in the travelogue series...? - BUZZER

0:23:11 > 0:23:14- Mark.- Michael Palin.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16..in the travelogue series Around The World In 80 Days?

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Michael Palin is the correct answer, Mark.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Four-two.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22APPLAUSE

0:23:22 > 0:23:26In US history, which 20th century decade associated with flappers

0:23:26 > 0:23:28and the Jazz Age is often described...?

0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Gill.- '30s.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Incorrect answer, Gill, I will give the whole question to the Yes Tribe.

0:23:34 > 0:23:38In US history, which 20th century decade associated with flappers

0:23:38 > 0:23:41and the Jazz Age is often described as "roaring"?

0:23:41 > 0:23:43- The 1920s.- Yeah.- The 1920s.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46The Roaring '20s is the right answer, Yes Tribe.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Four points to our No Tribe.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Still one point away from our final.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Three points now to our Yes Tribe.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56Could be one question away from leaving us.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Named after an English explorer,

0:23:58 > 0:24:01which city is the state capital of North Carolina?

0:24:01 > 0:24:02BUZZER

0:24:02 > 0:24:04- Gill.- Raleigh.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Is the correct answer!

0:24:07 > 0:24:09No Tribe, you are through to our final.

0:24:09 > 0:24:10Yes Tribe...

0:24:10 > 0:24:12APPLAUSE

0:24:12 > 0:24:15A valiant effort in the end. They're pretty good, though, aren't they?

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Oh, yes, very good indeed.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Unfortunately, a university education was beaten there

0:24:20 > 0:24:23by, er, experience, shall we say?

0:24:23 > 0:24:26Lovely to have you on the show, thank you so much for playing.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30But for Gill and Kevin, we're now going to play our Two Tribes Final.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32APPLAUSE

0:24:32 > 0:24:36Gill and Kevin, congratulations on making it this far.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38This is going to be a terrific final, I think.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40You were a fantastic team.

0:24:40 > 0:24:41Really well played, both of you.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Gill, how are you feeling?

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Nervous. He's very good.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49- You're pretty good as well, Gill, to be fair.- Thank you.

0:24:49 > 0:24:53- Kevin, how are you feeling? - Very nervous. I'm fast, not good.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Funnily enough, you have been on the same tribe every single time

0:24:56 > 0:24:58in this show apart from You Speak Before You Think,

0:24:58 > 0:25:00and, Gill, you don't,

0:25:00 > 0:25:02so it might be to your disadvantage in this round.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05We have now split you into your very own tribes.

0:25:05 > 0:25:09It's Gill versus Kevin. You also now have your very own 60 second clocks.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12All you have to do is protect those clocks at all costs.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Our first question, and only our first question, is on the buzzer.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18If you buzz in and get it correct your opponent's clock

0:25:18 > 0:25:19will start ticking down.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21It will keep ticking down until they get a question right

0:25:21 > 0:25:23and then your clock will start ticking down.

0:25:23 > 0:25:27Your job is to force your opponent's clock all the way down to zero.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30If you do that you will leave with today's prize.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32For the final time today,

0:25:32 > 0:25:34let's play Two Tribes.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37APPLAUSE

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Very best of luck to you both.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44The slaying of the Nemean lion was one of the 12 Labours

0:25:44 > 0:25:46of which mythological...?

0:25:46 > 0:25:47BUZZER

0:25:47 > 0:25:50- Gill.- Hercules.- ..which mythological figure? Hercules is correct.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Kevin, as soon as I start the next question,

0:25:52 > 0:25:54- your clock will start ticking down.- Right.

0:25:54 > 0:25:58Kevin, the Vedas are the holy scriptures of which religion?

0:25:58 > 0:25:59Muslim.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03Hinduism. Kevin, what is the capital of Romania?

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Pass.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Bucharest. Kevin, which is the largest bird native to Australia?

0:26:08 > 0:26:09Emu.

0:26:09 > 0:26:10Correct.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Gill, the 2020 summer Olympic Games are due to be held in which country?

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Beijing.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17It's Japan.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Gill, Cate Blanchett won the Best Actress Oscar for which 2013 film?

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Pass.

0:26:22 > 0:26:23It's Blue Jasmine.

0:26:23 > 0:26:28Gill, which American singer was born Alecia Beth Moore in September 1979?

0:26:28 > 0:26:29Katy Perry.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32It's Pink. Gill, the Charles Bridge crosses the Vltava River

0:26:32 > 0:26:33in which European capital?

0:26:33 > 0:26:34Prague.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Correct. Kevin, Touch My Bum is the subtitle to a 2002 song by

0:26:37 > 0:26:38which Romanian duo?

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Pass.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42The Cheeky Girls. Kevin, the three laws of robotics were

0:26:42 > 0:26:45conceived by which science-fiction author?

0:26:45 > 0:26:46Alexander Isamov.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48No. It's Isaac Asimov.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Kevin, the UK officially switched to decimal

0:26:50 > 0:26:52currency on 15 February in which year?

0:26:52 > 0:26:551971.

0:26:55 > 0:26:56Correct.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59Gill, which desert stretches across huge portions of both Mongolia

0:26:59 > 0:27:01and China?

0:27:01 > 0:27:02Gobi.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05Correct. Kevin, which cereal grain is the most commonly used to make

0:27:05 > 0:27:06malt for beer making?

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Corn.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Barley. Kevin, which animated comedy is set in the fictional

0:27:12 > 0:27:14city of Quahog, Rhode Island?

0:27:14 > 0:27:15Pass.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Family Guy. Kevin, Madras is the former name

0:27:17 > 0:27:18of which Indian city?

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Bombay.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22It's Chennai. Kevin, which rating is used to measure

0:27:22 > 0:27:24the level of insulation of a duvet?

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Pass.

0:27:26 > 0:27:27It's a tog.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Kevin, Roland Garros is famous...

0:27:29 > 0:27:32Gill, with 33 seconds, you're today's winner.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:38 > 0:27:41Congratulations, Gill. You applied a lot of pressure to Kevin there.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43- It just ran away, didn't it, Kevin, at the end?- Yes.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46- Once I got the Asimov wrong it just...- Yes, it did for you.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Gill, you've been terrific all the way through.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50- Thank you.- You really have.

0:27:50 > 0:27:54- You've got one last question.- OK. - One last choice to make. One last tribe to join.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56We're going to give you £1,000 to spend on something.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59Before the show we asked you the following.

0:27:59 > 0:28:02Would you like £1,000 worth of theatre tickets,

0:28:02 > 0:28:04or £1,000 to spend on art?

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Theatre tickets or art? Either of those take your fancy?

0:28:07 > 0:28:09I'll go with the theatre tickets

0:28:09 > 0:28:12because at the price of London tickets, once me

0:28:12 > 0:28:15and my partner go, we'll probably get to see two and a half shows.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17LAUGHTER

0:28:17 > 0:28:20- Well, very glad we're giving you at least that.- Thank you.- Thank you for playing.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22- Kevin, thank you as well.- Thank you.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25Thank you for watching Two Tribes. Join us again next time.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE