Episode 3

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0:00:18 > 0:00:20Good evening, everyone, and welcome to Two Tribes,

0:00:20 > 0:00:23the quiz show where you never know whose side you're going to be on.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25We've got seven brand-new contestants ready to play,

0:00:25 > 0:00:26so let's meet them.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34I'm Edward. I'm a cafe owner from Preston.

0:00:34 > 0:00:38I'm Azzy. I'm a market stall holder from Anglesey, North Wales.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41Hi, my name is Michelle. I'm from Sunningdale in Berkshire

0:00:41 > 0:00:42and I'm a TV extra.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46My name is Cheryl. I'm a civil servant from Liverpool.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49I'm Bob. I'm a retired engineer from St Albans.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52I'm Penny. I'm a speech and drama adjudicator

0:00:52 > 0:00:54from Southwick in West Sussex.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57I'm James. I'm a business consultant from Bradford.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59APPLAUSE

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Welcome to all seven of you. Lovely to have you all here.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07Penny, you speak very well. You are a speech and drama adjudicator.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11I'm going to be enormously careful for the whole show

0:01:11 > 0:01:12just to try and impress you.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16Now, before the show, all seven of you completed our in-depth survey,

0:01:16 > 0:01:18answered all sorts of questions about yourselves.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20There's some of them up there on the screen.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Every round, we're going to split you into two tribes

0:01:22 > 0:01:25based on who said yes and who said no to some of these.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Then both tribes will face a series of general knowledge questions.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31To stay safe, all you need to do is be on the winning tribe.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32At the end of the show, one of you

0:01:32 > 0:01:34could walk away with today's jackpot,

0:01:34 > 0:01:37which currently stands at £3,000.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38So, good luck to you all.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Let's find our first two tribes.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Before the show, we asked you all the following.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Ooh!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52LAUGHTER

0:01:52 > 0:01:53"I'm good looking."

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Which of you looked at our form and ticked the yes box here?

0:01:56 > 0:01:58This will be revealing.

0:01:58 > 0:02:04OK, our Yes Tribe is Azzy, Michelle and James.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Our No Tribe is Edward...

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Yeah, I think I got it wrong. I think I ticked the wrong box.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09LAUGHTER

0:02:09 > 0:02:12I'll let the viewers at home be the judge of that, Edward.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15..Cheryl, Bob and Penny.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Everybody, join your tribes.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24No Tribe, everyone is going to be cheering you on this round.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Edward, you wouldn't consider yourself good looking?

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Well, the wife did fill in the survey for me.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32I think normally I would have ticked that box, Richard.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- THE wife?- The wife, yes. - You mean YOUR wife?- MY wife.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37I've only got one, let's be clear about this. One.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39LAUGHTER

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Cheryl, you're just being modest, I'm presuming.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Well, I myself don't think I'm good looking.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48If my partner had filled the form in and put no, I'd have killed him.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Absolutely right. And Penny.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53I have a very flexible face, but I don't think it's good looking.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- You have a very flexible face? - Yes.- That's a good thing.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59That is a good thing. Can I just say, who says yes to this question?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01In the whole world?

0:03:01 > 0:03:05I'll tell you who says yes to it - Azzy, Michelle and James. James?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07It's a comparative thing, Richard.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09If you hang around with the people I hang around with,

0:03:09 > 0:03:11I am good looking. LAUGHTER

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- One of the secrets of success is to hang out with ugly people.- Exactly.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16You are absolutely right.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18We'll start with our No Tribe cos everyone at home wants you to win.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Here's how it's going to work.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22I'm going to give you 60 seconds worth of questions.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26If all of you get the same question wrong,

0:03:26 > 0:03:27your time will end immediately, OK?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29If you're on the winning tribe,

0:03:29 > 0:03:31you will be safely through to the next round.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33So, good luck. Start the clock.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Edward, Sir Christopher Wren is buried in the crypt

0:03:35 > 0:03:36of which English cathedral?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Oh, I don't know.- Cheryl?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Westminster Abbey.- Incorrect. Bob?

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- St Paul's Cathedral.- Correct.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Penny, which actress played matriarch Peggy Mitchell

0:03:45 > 0:03:47in EastEnders for over 15 years?

0:03:47 > 0:03:48- Barbara Windsor.- She did.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Edward, Tennessee and bourbon are American varieties

0:03:51 > 0:03:52of which distilled spirit?

0:03:52 > 0:03:53- Whiskey.- Correct.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Cheryl, the city of Chester is in which English county?

0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Pass.- Bob?

0:03:59 > 0:04:00- Lancashire.- Incorrect. Penny?

0:04:00 > 0:04:01- Cheshire.- Correct.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Edward, in medicine, the central nervous system

0:04:03 > 0:04:06consists of the spinal-cord and which other major organ?

0:04:06 > 0:04:07- The brain.- Correct.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Cheryl, someone born on April Fools' Day would have which star sign?

0:04:10 > 0:04:11- Aries.- Correct.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Bob, what is the name of the English electro-pop duo

0:04:14 > 0:04:16that consists of Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Pet Shop Boys.- Correct.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Penny, in George Orwell's 1984,

0:04:20 > 0:04:23what is the number of the room where people face their greatest fears?

0:04:23 > 0:04:24- 101.- Correct.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Edward, in 2014, who defeated Roger Federer

0:04:26 > 0:04:28to win his second singles title at Wimbledon?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Oh...Nadal.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Incorrect. Cheryl?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33- Novak Djokovic.- Correct. Bob...

0:04:33 > 0:04:36And at the end of that round, No Tribe, you've scored nine points.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Yay!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39APPLAUSE

0:04:39 > 0:04:42That is an ironically handsome score, I have to say.

0:04:42 > 0:04:43LAUGHTER

0:04:43 > 0:04:46So, ten points for our good lookers

0:04:46 > 0:04:49will see you safely through to the next round.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Start the clock.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Azzy, how many days are there in four weeks?

0:04:52 > 0:04:53- 28.- Correct.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Michelle, the 19th-century novel Nicholas Nickleby

0:04:56 > 0:04:57is by which English author?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01- William Shakespeare. - Incorrect. James?

0:05:01 > 0:05:02- Charles Dickens.- Correct.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Azzy, someone obsessed with an idea might be said to have

0:05:05 > 0:05:06a bee in their WHAT?

0:05:06 > 0:05:07- Bonnet.- Correct.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Michelle, which English Premier League football club

0:05:10 > 0:05:11is nicknamed the Red Devils?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Aston Villa.- Incorrect. James?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Manchester United.- Correct.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Azzy, a classic type of cheese and bacon quiche

0:05:18 > 0:05:20is named after which region of northeast France?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23- Pass.- Michelle?

0:05:24 > 0:05:25- Lorraine.- Correct.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28James, in the US cartoon series, Nancy Cartwright provides the voice

0:05:28 > 0:05:30for which male member of the Simpson family?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32- Bart Simpson.- She does.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Azzy, which is the only state of the USA to begin with the letter U?

0:05:37 > 0:05:38- Utah.- Correct.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Michelle, before 2010,

0:05:39 > 0:05:42who was the last Conservative Chancellor of the Exchequer?

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oh.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47I can't remember his name.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49- Pass.- James?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52The answer to that was Kenneth Clarke.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56A good score but, Yes Tribe, just seven.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59That means our winners, the No Tribe,

0:05:59 > 0:06:01please take your places in the centre.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04APPLAUSE

0:06:04 > 0:06:07So, seven points, not a bad score but not quite enough, Yes Tribe,

0:06:07 > 0:06:09which means we have to lose one of you.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11I'm going to ask you a series of questions.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Get one right, you're safely through.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Get one wrong, however, you'll be leaving us immediately,

0:06:15 > 0:06:17so do take care.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Fingers on buzzers.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21In a 2002 film, Salma Hayek received an Oscar nomination

0:06:21 > 0:06:24for her portrayal of which Mexican artist?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26- BUZZ - James?

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Kahlo Frida.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Is the incorrect answer, I'm afraid. It is Frida Kahlo.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32You're not a million miles away.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35But it means, James, we lose you. That means, Azzy and Michelle,

0:06:35 > 0:06:37you're safely through to the next round.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Please take your places in the centre.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41APPLAUSE

0:06:41 > 0:06:44James, I'm so sorry. The temptation to buzz in was too much.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45- You knew the answer.- I did.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48- You did know the answer. - My good looks just drowned it out.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Well, you know what, at least you have that as a consolation.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53It has been lovely having you here.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56But for our remaining six, it is time to find our next two tribes.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Congratulations to the six of you.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Especially Penny, I would say.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Not only beautifully spoken,

0:07:05 > 0:07:07but you got every single one of your questions right.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Oh, goodness!

0:07:08 > 0:07:10We're going to split you into different tribes now.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Let's see how we'll do that.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Before the show, we asked you the following.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Penny, do you always get what you want?- No way.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25RICHARD LAUGHS

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Well, Penny, you are on the No Tribe and you're joined on the No Tribe

0:07:28 > 0:07:29by Edward

0:07:29 > 0:07:31and Cheryl.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35That means our Yes Tribe is Azzy, Michelle and Bob.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Everybody, join your tribes.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40APPLAUSE

0:07:40 > 0:07:43- Azzy, you're not making yourself popular at home...- No, I'm not.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46..by saying you're good looking and you always get what you want.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48What tactics do you employ to get what you want?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- I don't know. Beg. - You're just persuasive?- Yeah.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53- Yeah, say that. - And, Michelle, you're the same?

0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Yes, absolutely.- Bob.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59Bob, a tall man always gets what he wants, right?

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- It's all about presence, isn't it? - It's all about presence, exactly.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04And if you've got a lot of time.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06- To wait. - LAUGHTER

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Absolutely right. What you mean is stubbornness.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Well...- If you're stubborn, you always get what you want.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13Maybe, maybe.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15No Tribe, Edward.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17You don't get what you want all the time?

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Well, it all went wrong when I got married. And basically,

0:08:19 > 0:08:22all I want out of life is the remote control. And after getting married,

0:08:22 > 0:08:26that went missing after seven o'clock when the soaps came on every night.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29So, that's me resigned to the kitchen doing the cleaning and the cooking.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31LAUGHTER

0:08:31 > 0:08:33And of course we remember, Edward, you got married to The Wife,

0:08:33 > 0:08:35- didn't you?- The Wife! LAUGHTER

0:08:35 > 0:08:38She's there watching at home. Hello, Wife!

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Who could forget that?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41If you're still there when I get back.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45- What are your children's names? The Kids?- Yeah.

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Jack and Charles.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- Aww, Jack and Charles.- Aww.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49Let's start with our Yes Tribe.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51I'll give you 60 seconds worth of questions.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54If you all get the same question wrong,

0:08:54 > 0:08:56your time will end immediately.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58All you've got to do is make sure you are on the winning tribe

0:08:58 > 0:09:00and you'll be safely through to the next round.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Start the clock.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Azzy, which fruit is dried to produce raisins?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Pass.- Michelle?

0:09:08 > 0:09:09- Grapes.- Correct.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Bob, which American actor plays Han Solo in the Star Wars films?

0:09:13 > 0:09:14- Harrison Ford.- He does.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Azzy, a mountain peak called Arthur's Seat

0:09:17 > 0:09:19overlooks which Scottish city?

0:09:19 > 0:09:20- Pass.- Michelle?

0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Scottish... Edinburgh?- Correct.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Bob, the bingo call two fat ladies

0:09:25 > 0:09:27traditionally refers to which number?

0:09:27 > 0:09:28- 88.- It does.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Azzy, which object featured in the title

0:09:30 > 0:09:32of Rihanna's first UK number one single?

0:09:32 > 0:09:33- Umbrella.- Correct.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Michelle, the 1978 TV series Going Straight

0:09:35 > 0:09:37was a spin-off from which comedy series?

0:09:40 > 0:09:41- Porridge.- Correct.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Bob, the Richter scale is most commonly used to measure

0:09:44 > 0:09:46the magnitude of what type of natural disaster?

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Um...

0:09:51 > 0:09:52- Avalanches.- Incorrect. Azzy?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54- Earthquakes.- Correct.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Michelle, in the New Testament,

0:09:55 > 0:09:57who betrayed Jesus for 30 pieces of silver?

0:09:57 > 0:09:58- Judas.- Correct.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Bob, the name of which sea

0:10:00 > 0:10:02translates from the Latin for Middle Land?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04The answer was Mediterranean.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Yes Tribe, very impressive - eight points.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09- APPLAUSE - Eight points.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12So, No Tribe, nine points

0:10:12 > 0:10:15would see the three of you safely through to the next round.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Best of luck. Start the clock.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Edward, in medicine, ENT stands for ear, nose and WHAT?

0:10:20 > 0:10:21- Throat.- Correct.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Cheryl, what is the first name of Prince Harry's older brother?

0:10:24 > 0:10:25- William.- Correct.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29Penny, the BBC sitcom Dad's Army is set during which conflict?

0:10:29 > 0:10:30- Second World War.- Correct.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Edward, Is There Something I Should Know? and The Reflex

0:10:32 > 0:10:35were 1980s UK number one singles for which group?

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Uh...eh...

0:10:38 > 0:10:40- It's...Duran Duran.- Correct.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Cheryl, the British Board of Film Classification uses which letter

0:10:43 > 0:10:45to recommend a film as suitable for all?

0:10:45 > 0:10:46- U.- Correct.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Penny, who was the longest serving UK prime minister

0:10:49 > 0:10:50of the 20th century?

0:10:52 > 0:10:53- Pass.- Edward?

0:10:53 > 0:10:54- Thatcher.- Correct.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Cheryl, which activity, popular in bars and clubs,

0:10:57 > 0:10:59takes its name from a Japanese word meaning empty orchestra?

0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Karaoke.- Correct.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Penny, which insect has a name derived from the Spanish

0:11:03 > 0:11:05for little fly?

0:11:05 > 0:11:06- Mosquito.- Correct.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Edward - to win - the comedian born John Edward Bartholomew

0:11:08 > 0:11:11took his stage surname from which English seaside town?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13- Morecambe!- Correct answer!

0:11:14 > 0:11:15No Tribe, nine points.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17APPLAUSE

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Terrific work. Well played.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21No Tribe, you are all safely through to the next round.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23You got what you wanted, for once in your life.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Please take you places... - Yay!- ..in the centre.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Yes Tribe, we're going to lose one of you right now.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33I'm going to ask you a series of questions.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34If you get one right,

0:11:34 > 0:11:36you'll join the others in the next round.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Get it wrong, you'll be leaving us immediately.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39Best of luck, fingers on buzzers.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Sometimes referred to as the tail bone,

0:11:42 > 0:11:44what is the name of the small triangular bone

0:11:44 > 0:11:45at the base of the spine in humans?

0:11:45 > 0:11:47- BUZZ - Azzy?

0:11:47 > 0:11:48- Coccyx.- Is the correct answer.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Azzy, you're through to the next round.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53APPLAUSE

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Michelle, Bob.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00One of you will be leaving us and it all comes down to this one question.

0:12:00 > 0:12:01Fingers on buzzers. Best of luck.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06From 2000 to 2010, before they moved to the O2,

0:12:06 > 0:12:09the Brits Awards were held at which exhibition centre in West London?

0:12:09 > 0:12:10- BUZZ - Bob?

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Earls Court.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Is the correct answer, Bob. You're through to the next round.

0:12:15 > 0:12:16Please take your place in the centre.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18APPLAUSE

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Michelle. Michelle, a tough first round

0:12:21 > 0:12:22but very strong in that the second round.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Did you enjoy it?- I did. It was very good.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26It's been lovely having you here.

0:12:26 > 0:12:27- Thank you for playing. - Thank you so much.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31But for our remaining five players, let's find our next two tribes.

0:12:34 > 0:12:35Congratulations, all five of you.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Let's find out what the next two tribes are going to be.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Before the show, we asked you the following.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48LAUGHTER

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Oh, I'm looking forward to talking to you about this.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Edward, what are you on this one?

0:12:53 > 0:12:55I would make a good prime minister, Richard.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58I'll tell you what, why don't we be the judges of that?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- LAUGHTER - Let's find out who the Yes Tribe is.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03It is Edward and Azzy.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07Which means our No Tribe - Cheryl, Bob and Penny.

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Everybody, join your tribes.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15We will talk to our potential prime ministers in a moment but,

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Cheryl and Penny, you've been on the No Tribe every single time.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21I would say, Penny, you'd make a terrific prime minister.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23I cannot think of a worse job.

0:13:23 > 0:13:24But see, that's the thing.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Someone who doesn't want to be prime minister

0:13:26 > 0:13:29is the only person you should trust to be prime minister.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32As soon as someone wants to be one, they'll be awful. Bob?

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Hmm, diplomacy and lying are not part of what I...

0:13:35 > 0:13:38AUDIENCE: Oh! APPLAUSE

0:13:38 > 0:13:40There's some satire for you. There's some satire.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Now, Azzy, you've been just to everything.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45- Yes.- Which is good, it's a positive thing.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49Tell us why, Azzy, you think you'd make a good prime minister.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Um, I don't know. I just think I'd make...

0:13:51 > 0:13:53I've seen some of the prime ministers, I think,

0:13:53 > 0:13:55"God, they're making some bad decisions here.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57"I'd think I'd do a better job."

0:13:57 > 0:13:59That would be such a terrible party political broadcast.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01LAUGHTER

0:14:01 > 0:14:02No Tribe, we will start with you.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04I'll give you 60 seconds worth of questions.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09If you all get the same one wrong, your time will end immediately.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12The winning tribe here will all be safely through to our final four.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14So, very best of luck. Start the clock.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Cheryl, a chiropodist specialises in the care

0:14:17 > 0:14:18of which part of the body?

0:14:18 > 0:14:19- Feet.- Correct.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Bob, traditionally, a baker's dozen is made up of how many units?

0:14:22 > 0:14:23- 13.- It is.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26Penny, in which modern-day European country was Joan of Arc born?

0:14:26 > 0:14:27- France.- Correct.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Cheryl - Monarch, Red Admiral and Painted Lady

0:14:30 > 0:14:32are all species of which insect?

0:14:32 > 0:14:33- Butterfly.- Correct.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Bob, what name is given to any aircraft of the US Air Force

0:14:35 > 0:14:37carrying the president?

0:14:37 > 0:14:38Uh...

0:14:40 > 0:14:42US One.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Incorrect. Penny?

0:14:43 > 0:14:44- Air Force One.- Correct.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47Cheryl, in which decade did Blue Peter first air on UK television?

0:14:47 > 0:14:48- '50s.- Correct.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Bob, which foodstuff is made by heating maize kernels

0:14:51 > 0:14:53until they explode?

0:14:53 > 0:14:54- Popcorn.- Correct.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Penny, in geometry, a right angle consists of how many degrees?

0:14:57 > 0:14:58- 90.- Correct.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Cheryl, the 1998 film The Man In The Iron Mask

0:15:01 > 0:15:03is based on a novel by which French author?

0:15:03 > 0:15:04- Pass.- Bob.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06- Dumas.- Correct.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Penny, who had a UK number one album

0:15:08 > 0:15:10- in the early noughties with White Ladder?- No idea.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12- Cheryl.- Pass.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Bob, to save your tribe.

0:15:14 > 0:15:15White Stripes.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17It wasn't White Stripes. It was David Gray.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20But at the end of that round, No Tribe, you've scored nine points.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23APPLAUSE

0:15:23 > 0:15:27Nine points...Edward and Azzy.

0:15:27 > 0:15:28I've enjoyed it so far, anyway.

0:15:28 > 0:15:29That's the main thing. LAUGHTER

0:15:29 > 0:15:32It's the taking part that counts.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34You have got to score ten points

0:15:34 > 0:15:36to be safely through to our final four.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Are you both ready?- Yes.- Yes.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Start the clock. Edward, the film Billy Elliot,

0:15:41 > 0:15:43tells the story of a boy with a talent for which style of dance?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Ballet.- Correct. Azzy.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48The two opposite but complimentary principles of Chinese philosophy

0:15:48 > 0:15:49are yin and what?

0:15:49 > 0:15:50- Yang.- Correct.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54Edward, which country's national flag features a red maple leaf?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56- Pass.- Azzy.- Canada.- Correct.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Edward, in the UK, which saint's day

0:15:58 > 0:16:01is traditionally celebrated on the 14th of February?

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Er... St George.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Incorrect. Azzy, to save your tribe.

0:16:05 > 0:16:0614th of February.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13Save the tribe, please. LAUGHTER

0:16:13 > 0:16:1414th of February...

0:16:14 > 0:16:17In the UK, which saints day is traditionally celebrated

0:16:17 > 0:16:19on the 14th of February?

0:16:19 > 0:16:21St Alban.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22- It's... - HE CHUCKLES

0:16:22 > 0:16:23It's not St Alban.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27- BOB: St Valentine. - St Valentine's Day.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29- Well, that was close. - LAUGHTER

0:16:31 > 0:16:34With nine points...No Tribe.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36You're through to the final four. Take your places in the centre.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Edward.- Yes.- Azzy. We're going to lose one of you.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47One of you will be in our final four. One of you will be going home.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49And it all comes down to this one question.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Very, very best of luck to you both.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53In the novel The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz,

0:16:53 > 0:16:56what is the name of Dorothy's dog?

0:16:56 > 0:16:57- Edward.- Toto.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Is the correct answer. Edward, you're through to our final four.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Take your place in the centre.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06Azzy. You've been on the losing tribe all three times.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08- But you've been on the Yes Tribe all three times.- Yeah.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10- You've got a positive outlook towards life.- Yeah, I think so.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- It's been lovely having you here. - Thank you.- But for our final four,

0:17:13 > 0:17:16- let's find our next two tribes. - APPLAUSE

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Congratulations to our final four.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22This is where things change. It's going to be two against two.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24And at the end of this round, two of you

0:17:24 > 0:17:26will be going through to our final.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28The other two, will be going home immediately.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30No more second chances.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Let's see how we're going to split you.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Before the show we asked you the following...

0:17:40 > 0:17:44Ooh. OK, I've re-gifted a Christmas present.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Can I take a guess, Edward, at what tribe you're on here?

0:17:47 > 0:17:50- You do that, Richard, you do that. - I'm going to guess that you are yes.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Yes.- You are a yes. OK, let's take a look at our tribes, then.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56The Yes Tribe is Edward...and Cheryl.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59And that means our No Tribe is Bob and Penny.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Everybody, join your tribes. - APPLAUSE

0:18:04 > 0:18:07So, final four. Can you imagine the sort of people

0:18:07 > 0:18:09who would re-gift a Christmas present?

0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Let's meet two of them. - LAUGHTER

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Let's meet two of them. Edward, you've re-gifted?

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Yes, of course. Yes, yes.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18And it's the gift that keeps on giving.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21In a world of precious, finite resources...

0:18:21 > 0:18:24- Yes.- I think you can take recycling to a new level.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Gosh, it's almost convincing, isn't it?

0:18:27 > 0:18:31Cheryl, you have re-gifted a Christmas present.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33- Is it something you would do regularly?- What can I say?

0:18:33 > 0:18:35I've got kids. They tend to go to the teachers.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37AUDIENCE: Oooh!

0:18:40 > 0:18:42I have to say, as the child of a teacher,

0:18:42 > 0:18:45- I welcomed that sort of thing. - LAUGHTER

0:18:45 > 0:18:48The amount of chocolate my mum used to get every Christmas was amazing.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50- Money.- Money, yeah.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Money's good. You can't gift that.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55- You don't really gift teachers money.- No, I meant...

0:18:55 > 0:18:58You know... This year, love, money'll do. That's to the wife.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Not the audience.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04You can give me money as well, if you want.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Can I change me answer? - LAUGHTER

0:19:10 > 0:19:12OK, here we go. Our final four.

0:19:12 > 0:19:13This round is all on the buzzer.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16The first tribe to answer five questions correctly

0:19:16 > 0:19:17will be going through to today's final.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20For the losing tribe, it is game over immediately.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Best of luck to all four of you. Here is your first question.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28Of all the people to have served as UK prime minister since 2000,

0:19:28 > 0:19:31whose surname comes first alphabetically?

0:19:31 > 0:19:33- Bob.- Blair.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Correct. One-nil to our No Tribe.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Which radio show was created by Roy Plomley,

0:19:39 > 0:19:42who was succeeded as host by Michael Parkinson...

0:19:42 > 0:19:44- Penny.- Desert Island Discs.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Succeeded as host by Michael Parkinson,

0:19:46 > 0:19:47Sue Lawley and Kirsty Young.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Desert Island Discs, the correct answer.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Two-nil...to the No Tribe.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Commonly known as the Union Jack,

0:19:54 > 0:19:57the flag of the United Kingdom features how many heraldic...

0:19:57 > 0:20:00- Edward.- Three. - ..how many heraldic crosses?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02- Three is the correct answer. - We're winning.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Yes Tribe one, No Tribe two. First to five.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Fingers on buzzers. Who conquered much of the Persian Empire

0:20:08 > 0:20:11and became King of Macedonia in 336 BC?

0:20:11 > 0:20:12- Penny.- Alexander.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Alexander the Great is the correct answer.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Three-one to the No Tribe.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Tigger, Eeyore and Piglet are the friends of which...?

0:20:20 > 0:20:21- Edward.- Winnie the Pooh.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25Friends of which fictional bear? It is Winnie the Pooh.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Correct, it's three points to the No Tribe.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Two points to Edward.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Landing in 2012, the NASA rover known as Curiosity

0:20:33 > 0:20:36was designed to explore which planet of the solar system?

0:20:36 > 0:20:37- Cheryl.- Mars.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Is the right answer, Cheryl. Very well played.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42- It does work.- We're back in. - Very well play.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45It's three-three.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47In an Olympic swimming individual medley event,

0:20:47 > 0:20:51competitors must swim breaststroke, freestyle, butterfly

0:20:51 > 0:20:52and which other...

0:20:52 > 0:20:54- Cheryl.- Front crawl.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Incorrect, I'm afraid. I can pass that over to the other tribe.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59In an Olympic swimming individual medley event,

0:20:59 > 0:21:02competitors must swim breast stroke, freestyle, butterfly

0:21:02 > 0:21:04and which other stroke? You can confer.

0:21:04 > 0:21:05- Backstroke.- Backstroke.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Backstroke is the correct answer. Well played.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Four points...to the No Tribe.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15You are one point away from playing in today's final.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Yes Tribe, you could be one question away from going home.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21According to Dr Grant in the film Jurassic Park,

0:21:21 > 0:21:24which dinosaur has a six-inch retractable claw like a razor

0:21:24 > 0:21:26on the middle toe?

0:21:26 > 0:21:28- Cheryl.- Velociraptor.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32- Is the correct answer.- Oh, Cheryl, whaahay.- Is the correct answer.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36We're like a married couple.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38- Don't wish that on Cheryl. - LAUGHTER

0:21:40 > 0:21:42So, Yes Tribe, four.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44No Tribe, four.

0:21:44 > 0:21:49The first team to five...is in our final.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53Which iconic US actress and singer is the mother of Liza Minnelli?

0:21:53 > 0:21:54- Penny.- Judy Garland.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Is the correct answer, No Tribe. - APPLAUSE

0:21:57 > 0:22:00You win five-four.

0:22:01 > 0:22:05Goodness me. Very, very well played, Penny.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Pouncing there at the last second.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08Edward and Cheryl.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Been such a pleasure having both of you on the show.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Cheryl, we send you home with our best regards.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Edward, we send you home with best regards to the wife.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18LAUGHTER

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Thank you so much for playing. But it means, Bob and Penny,

0:22:21 > 0:22:23you're about to play the Two Tribes final.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29What a final we have in store here.

0:22:29 > 0:22:30Two terrific competitors.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Penny and Bob, we've split you into your very own tribes.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36We've also given you your very own 45-second clock.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39And all you have to do is protect that clock.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Only the first question will be on the buzzer.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44If you get it right, your opponent's clock will start ticking down.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46And will keep ticking down until they get a question right.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Then your clock will start ticking down.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Your challenge is to force your opponent's clock

0:22:50 > 0:22:52all the way down to zero.

0:22:52 > 0:22:56If you do that, you will be playing for today's jackpots of £3,000.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59- Let's play Two Tribes. - APPLAUSE

0:23:03 > 0:23:06So, first question and only the first question on the buzzer.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08In which 1968 musical film

0:23:08 > 0:23:11did Dick Van Dyke play the role of Caractacus Potts?

0:23:11 > 0:23:13- Penny.- Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Correct. That means that the moment I start the next question, Bob,

0:23:16 > 0:23:18your clock will start ticking down.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Bob, in the BBC sitcom Fawlty Towers,

0:23:20 > 0:23:23what was the name of the hapless Spanish waiter?

0:23:23 > 0:23:24- Manuel.- Correct.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Penny, under an amendment to the US Constitution,

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Prohibition began in which decade of the 20th century?

0:23:29 > 0:23:31- 1920s.- Correct.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Bob, in the famous folk tale, how many thieves did Ali Baba encounter?

0:23:34 > 0:23:36- 40.- Correct.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Penny, which district in Los Angeles is nicknamed Tinseltown?

0:23:39 > 0:23:40- Hollywood.- Correct.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Bob, which Swedish tennis player won the French Open four times in a row

0:23:43 > 0:23:46- from 1978?- Bjorn Borg.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49He did. Penny, which pop group won the 1981 Eurovision Song contest

0:23:49 > 0:23:52- with the song Making Your Mind Up? - No idea.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54It was Bucks Fizz. Penny, in Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol,

0:23:54 > 0:23:58by what name is Bob Cratchit's lame son affectionately known?

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Little...

0:24:00 > 0:24:02- It's gone.- It's Tiny Tim.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Penny, in 1946, Eugene O'Neill published a play entitled

0:24:05 > 0:24:06- the Iceman what?- Cometh.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09Correct. Bob, in the US TV series House,

0:24:09 > 0:24:12the title character is played by which British actor?

0:24:12 > 0:24:13- Don't know.- It's Hugh Laurie.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Bob, in betting terms, SP stands for what?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18- Starting price.- Correct.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Penny, in 2006, which Little Britain comedian

0:24:20 > 0:24:22swam the English Channel for charity?

0:24:24 > 0:24:26- SHE GASPS - It's gone.- David Williams.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Penny, which word can refer to a place of worship

0:24:29 > 0:24:31and the flat area at the side of the forehead?

0:24:33 > 0:24:35The answer to that was temple.

0:24:35 > 0:24:40- And our winner today, is Bob. - APPLAUSE

0:24:40 > 0:24:41Congratulations, Bob.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45- Penny. Have you enjoyed yourself with us?- I have indeed.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47- Well, thank you so much for playing. - Thank you.

0:24:47 > 0:24:51But, Bob, it's time for you to play for today's £3,000 jackpot.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53APPLAUSE

0:24:55 > 0:24:57So, Bob.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00A very impressive winner on a very impressive show.

0:25:00 > 0:25:01- Congratulations.- Thank you.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03And now you have the opportunity to win some money.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06One question. £3,000. Are you ready?

0:25:06 > 0:25:07- I am.- OK.

0:25:07 > 0:25:12I'm going to give you two categories to choose from.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16- Historical figures, please. - Historical figures, OK.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Here's what it is.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23I was born in the 19th century. Yes or no.

0:25:23 > 0:25:24Those are your two tribes.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27- OK.- I'm now going to give you four answers to fit into those tribes.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29And they are...

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Now, your job is to fit all four of those answers

0:25:41 > 0:25:44into the Yes Tribe or to the No Tribe.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46There could be four and zero, it could be two and two.

0:25:46 > 0:25:47Could be three and one.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50All four of them need to go in the correct tribes,

0:25:50 > 0:25:54and if you do that, you'll win £3,000.

0:25:54 > 0:25:58Any of those screaming out at you, Bob? Obvious ones.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00- Well, I can think of a - No-one. OK, which one?

0:26:00 > 0:26:03- That's Beethoven.- OK, so shall we put Ludwig Van Beethoven

0:26:03 > 0:26:07- in the No Tribe?- In the No Tribe for that, I think.- Yeah.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08Yes for Queen Victoria.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Queen Victoria, you're thinking put in the Yes Tribe.

0:26:10 > 0:26:14OK, let's put her across there. You've got Brunel and Freud.

0:26:14 > 0:26:18- Brunel, yes.- Brunel, yes, you think. Put him in the Yes Tribe.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20What are you thinking at home?

0:26:20 > 0:26:23- And yes for Sigmund Freud. - You think Freud, yes, as well.

0:26:23 > 0:26:24OK, take a last look at that.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27- You happy with that? You happy with those two tribes?- Yes.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30OK, let's lock it in.

0:26:30 > 0:26:35- OK. You need to get all four of these correct, Bob.- Yeah.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37If you put all four of them in the correct tribe,

0:26:37 > 0:26:40you're walking away with £3,000.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42- OK, very, very best of luck. - Thank you.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44First answer you gave us was Beethoven.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46You put him in the No Tribe.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Were you right to do that?

0:26:51 > 0:26:54- Yeah, you knew it. Born in 1770. - APPLAUSE

0:26:57 > 0:26:58OK, three more.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02If you've got all of these right, it's £3,000.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Queen Victoria, you were pretty sure of as well.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07You put her in the Yes Tribe. Were you right to do it?

0:27:11 > 0:27:14Yeah. Absolutely, born in 1819.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16- Queen Victoria. - APPLAUSE

0:27:16 > 0:27:19So, Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21You said, he was born in the 19th century.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23You put him in the Yes Tribe.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Was Isambard Kingdom Brunel born in the 19th century?

0:27:31 > 0:27:34- Well played, Bob. - APPLAUSE

0:27:34 > 0:27:38Born in 1806, Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

0:27:38 > 0:27:42So, as so often in life, it all comes down to Freud.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44LAUGHTER

0:27:44 > 0:27:47How are you feeling about him being in the Yes Tribe?

0:27:47 > 0:27:50- I think he's just scraped in, but... - You think he's scraped in.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Well, if he does, if you've put him in the right tribe,

0:27:53 > 0:27:56you're just about to win £3,000.

0:27:56 > 0:27:57Let's find out.

0:27:57 > 0:28:02Sigmund Freud. Was Sigmund Freud born in the 19th century?

0:28:07 > 0:28:11- Yes, he was, Bob. - APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:28:13 > 0:28:16Four answers, all in the correct tribes.

0:28:16 > 0:28:19Bob, you walk away with £3,000.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Thank you. CHEERING

0:28:21 > 0:28:24- Thank you very much.- Brilliant work from Bob. Are you happy?

0:28:24 > 0:28:28- I'm very happy, thank you, yeah. - Were you confident with those?

0:28:28 > 0:28:31Um, I think Freud, I was a little...

0:28:31 > 0:28:33But I think he might have just crept in.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35- Well, no Freudian slips here. - LAUGHTER

0:28:35 > 0:28:37Bob, a terrific performance all the way through.

0:28:37 > 0:28:39£3,000 to take home with you.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42Join us next time when we'll have seven brand-new contestants

0:28:42 > 0:28:44hoping to follow in Bob's footsteps. And we'll see you next time

0:28:44 > 0:28:47- on Two Tribes. - APPLAUSE