Episode 39

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0:00:16 > 0:00:18APPLAUSE

0:00:18 > 0:00:21Good evening, everyone, and a very warm welcome to Two Tribes,

0:00:21 > 0:00:23the quiz show where you never know whose side you're going to be on.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26We've got seven brand-new contestants ready to play.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28- Let's meet them. - APPLAUSE

0:00:30 > 0:00:34Hi, I'm Glenn. I'm an IT technician and I'm from Newcastle.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Hi, I'm James and I'm a policy assistant from Bude in Cornwall.

0:00:37 > 0:00:41Hi, I'm Kam, I'm a content executive and I'm from Peterborough in Cambridgeshire.

0:00:41 > 0:00:45Hello, I'm Lesley, and I'm a secretary from Nantwich in Cheshire.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49Hi, I'm John. I'm a civil servant from Stockport in Cheshire.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Hi, I'm Jenni.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53I'm a medical receptionist from Emsworth in Hampshire.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57Hi, I'm Sheila, I'm a retired nurse from Norwich.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59APPLAUSE

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Welcome to you all.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03I think it's probably impossible to lose a quiz show

0:01:03 > 0:01:05when you've got a beard as impressive as Glenn's,

0:01:05 > 0:01:08I would have thought. The other six of you may as well just go home.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09LAUGHTER

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Before the show, all of you completed our questionnaire,

0:01:12 > 0:01:14answering all sorts of questions about yourself.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16There's a few going through there.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18In each round we will be splitting you into two tribes

0:01:18 > 0:01:21based on who said "yes" and who said "no" to some of those.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Each tribe will then face a series of general knowledge questions

0:01:24 > 0:01:27and all you have to do is make sure you are on the winning tribe.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29OK? One of you at the end of the show could be walking away

0:01:29 > 0:01:33with that jackpot of £1,000. I wish you all the very best of luck.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Let's find our first two tribes.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Before the show, we asked you the following:

0:01:43 > 0:01:46I'm trying to go to on earth in the world would say no to that.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Well, let us find out. The people who said yes were

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Glenn, James and John.

0:01:53 > 0:01:58Which means our No Tribe is Kam, Lesley, Jenni and Sheila.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Everybody, join your tribes.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02APPLAUSE

0:02:06 > 0:02:09- No Tribe, Jenni. It doesn't appeal to you?- Not in the least.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12I'd want to make sure, because I always want to be in control,

0:02:12 > 0:02:15that I would definitely come back. LAUGHTER

0:02:15 > 0:02:17We only said "I WISH I could time travel". I wouldn't force you!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- You'd have the option. - LAUGHTER

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Lesley, wouldn't you want to go five years into the future

0:02:22 > 0:02:25and see what Glenn's beard looked like then?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Well, it'd obviously be on the floor!

0:02:27 > 0:02:31No, I hate all forms of science fiction, make-believe, Doctor Who.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32I like reality.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36What a gang of scaredy-cats on the No Tribe!

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Glenn, clearly time travel would be awesome.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Oh, yeah! Going back that way, dinosaurs.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46- Going forward that way, hoverboards! - I know, right!- Win either way.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Do a selfie with you with a stegosaurus on a hoverboard?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51That's the dream.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Do you know what - "like"!

0:02:54 > 0:02:57John, would you go into the past or into the future,

0:02:57 > 0:03:00- or a little bit of both?- I think I'd go into the past.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04I think I'd go back to 1967, the day before the Grand National.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- The Foinavon Grand National? - Exactly.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09And I put a lot of money on Foinavon to win.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12That's all anyone thinks about when they'd like to time travel.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13Yeah, a bit of dinosaurs and hoverboards,

0:03:13 > 0:03:16but by and large, it's betting on stuff and making a load of money.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19No Tribe, we'll start with you, because there's four of you.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21I'll give you 60 seconds' worth of questions.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23If you get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line. If you all

0:03:23 > 0:03:26get the same question wrong, your time will end immediately.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28The winning tribe will be through to the next round,

0:03:28 > 0:03:31so try and make sure that is your tribe. Everybody ready?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Yes.- Yes.- Start the clock.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Kam, born in 1966, Chris Eubank

0:03:35 > 0:03:37is a retired professional from which sport?

0:03:37 > 0:03:38- Boxing.- Correct.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Lesley, the Russian flag has horizontal stripes of white,

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- blue and which other colour? - Red.- Correct.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Jenni, which 1970s children's TV character was

0:03:45 > 0:03:48- described as a "saggy old cloth cat"?- Bagpuss.- Correct.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Sheila, on which London Street is the Sherlock Holmes Museum located?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Baker Street.- It is.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Kam, Cracklin' Rosie and Sweet Caroline

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- are UK hit singles by which US singer?- Pass.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00- Lesley?- Neil Diamond.- Correct.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Jenni, excluding jokers, in a standard by playing cards,

0:04:02 > 0:04:05how many cards feature a person?

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Eight.- Incorrect. Sheila?

0:04:08 > 0:04:09- 12.- Correct.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Kam, the basis of a BBC drama series,

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Flora Thompson's trilogy of novels is called Lark Rise To... where?

0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Pass.- Lesley?- Candleford.- Correct.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Jenni, which vegetable shares its name with two

0:04:19 > 0:04:23- producers of the James Bond film series?- Broccoli.- Correct.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Sheila, the town of Battle in East Sussex is so named

0:04:25 > 0:04:27as it was the site of which military engagement?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29- The Battle of Hastings.- Correct.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Kam, Magna Carta Holy Grail is a 2013 album

0:04:31 > 0:04:33- by which American rap star?- Pass.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35The answer to that one was Jay-Z.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38At the end of that round, No Tribe, a very impressive nine points.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40APPLAUSE

0:04:42 > 0:04:45So, Yes Tribe. Our time travellers.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Ten points will see you safely through to the next round.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Wish you all the very best of luck. Start the clock.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Graham, in the TV sitcom Only Fools And Horses,

0:04:53 > 0:04:56- what was the surname of the brothers Del Boy and Rodney?- Trotter.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Correct. James, in which Welsh city are the headquarters of the DVLA?

0:05:00 > 0:05:01- Cardiff?- Incorrect. John?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Swansea.- Correct.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Glenn, excluding time added by a referee,

0:05:05 > 0:05:08- a professional Rugby Union match lasts how many minutes?- 80.- Correct.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11James, the Beckhams' eldest is named after which NYC borough?

0:05:11 > 0:05:12- Brooklyn.- Correct.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15John, of the seven letters used in Roman numerals,

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- which comes last alphabetically? - X.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18Correct.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Glenn, Kristen Stewart played Bella Swan in which film series?

0:05:21 > 0:05:22- Twilight?- She did.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26James, who represented the UK at the 1996 Eurovision Song Contest

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- with the song Ooh Aah...Just A Little Bit?- Pass.- John?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Gina G.- Correct.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Glenn, which plant known for his ballerina-shaped

0:05:33 > 0:05:37flowers lends its name to a bright, purplish-red colour?

0:05:37 > 0:05:38- Fuchsia?- Correct. James.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42Yom Kippur is a observed by the followers of which major religion?

0:05:42 > 0:05:43- Jewish.- Correct. John,

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Jeff Lynne is the frontman of which group whose hits

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- include Mr Blue Sky and Sweet Talkin' Woman?- ELO.- Correct.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50And that means, Yes Tribe, you scored 10 points.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52You're through to the next round.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54APPLAUSE

0:05:56 > 0:06:00No Tribe, if only we had some way of turning back time!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Goodness me, it means, unfortunately,

0:06:04 > 0:06:06you are on the losing tribe, even with nine points.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08I'm going to ask you a series of questions on the buzzer.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11If you buzz in and get one right, you'll go through to the next round.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14If you buzz in and get one wrong, you'll leave us immediately.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17The Birth Of Venus is a particularly well-known work by which

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Florentine artist, born around 1445?

0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Sheila.- Botticelli.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Is the correct answer, Sheila.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27You're through to the next round, well played.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29APPLAUSE

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Kam, Lesley, Jenni. Playing for survival.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Every year since 1947,

0:06:35 > 0:06:37the Christmas tree that stands in Trafalgar...

0:06:37 > 0:06:39- Lesley.- Norway.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42The Christmas tree in Trafalgar Square has been gifted

0:06:42 > 0:06:45from which Scandinavian country, and Norway is the correct answer.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Lesley, you're through to the next round.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48APPLAUSE

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Some time travelling buzzing there from Lesley.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55So, Kam, Jenni, it all comes down to this one question.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57One of you will be through to the next round,

0:06:57 > 0:06:59one of you will be leaving us. Very best of luck to you both.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02In 2014, it was announced that The Force Awakens

0:07:02 > 0:07:06and would be the title of the new film in which sci-fi... Kam.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Star Wars.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Star Wars is the correct answer.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Kam, you're through to the next round.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12APPLAUSE

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Oh, Jenni. I am sorry.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Are you?- Yeah! - LAUGHTER

0:07:19 > 0:07:21No-one has ever said that before.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24No-one's ever questioned my sincerity. But I genuinely am.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27- I hate losing anybody. Have you enjoyed your time with us?- Oh, yes.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29It's been great. A lovely day.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Great bunch of people, so... - Thank you so much.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33I'm sorry we don't get to know you a bit more.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35But for our remaining six contestants,

0:07:35 > 0:07:38it's time to find two brand-new tribes.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40APPLAUSE

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Well, what a first round.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Very impressive, a shame to lose anybody.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46There are four of you who got all of your questions right there,

0:07:46 > 0:07:47which is very, very impressive.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49We're going to split you into two brand-new tribes now.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Before the show we asked you the following:

0:07:59 > 0:08:02OK, let's find out who said "yes" and who said "no" to that question.

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Our Yes Tribe is:

0:08:03 > 0:08:07Kam, John and Sheila.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Our No Tribe is Glenn, James and Lesley.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Everybody, join your tribes.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14APPLAUSE

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- So, Kam. Kam, you believe in love at first sight?- Yeah.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24Yeah. I wouldn't if I hadn't seen it with my mum and my stepdad.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Oh, that's nice. What are their names?- Ken and Linda.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Hey, Ken and Linda. That's a lovely story.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32That's a very nice way to start the round.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- John, do you believe in love at first sight?- I do.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37When you get that flutter in your stomach and you know it's

0:08:37 > 0:08:38not indigestion, then...

0:08:38 > 0:08:40LAUGHTER

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Sheila, do you believe in indigestion at first sight

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- or love at first sight?- Probably a bit of both, actually.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48But, yes, I think we do all know in our hearts

0:08:48 > 0:08:51- when something special happens. - Did it happen to you?- Yes.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55- Are you still with...?- Yes, nearly 50 years.- 50 years? Goodness.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- What's his name?- Robert. - Hey, Robert. How are you?

0:08:58 > 0:08:59That's a lovely story as well.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01I bet you feel bad now, No Tribe?

0:09:01 > 0:09:02After those rather heart-warming tales.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- James, think you need to get to know somebody?- Yeah.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06I need to be careful with my words here,

0:09:06 > 0:09:09because I recently got married to my girlfriend of ten years.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12It is certainly wasn't love at first sight when I first met her,

0:09:12 > 0:09:15because she was whiny, overemotional,

0:09:15 > 0:09:17but I grew to love her so it's OK now.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21- I'm going to be in so much trouble. - What's her name, James?- She's Emma.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26- She's called Emma.- Oh, Emma. I'm so sorry. And Lesley.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Lesley, do you think you need to get to know somebody?- Yeah.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Looks are superficial, you've really got to get to know somebody.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35The only exception is a mother's love for her newborn baby.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Well, you know, that's lovely all round!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Can't believe we've got to play a quiz now! I'm tearing up.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Yes Tribe, we'll start with you.

0:09:41 > 0:09:4460 seconds worth of questions, get one wrong, I'll pass it down.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46If you all get the same question wrong,

0:09:46 > 0:09:49your time will end immediately. It was a very, very strong first round.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53So, high standards. Best of luck to both tribes. Start the clock.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Kam, You're The One That I Want

0:09:54 > 0:09:58and Summer Nights are songs from which 1978 film musical?

0:09:58 > 0:09:59- Grease.- Correct.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02John, the first London Marathon took place in which decade?

0:10:03 > 0:10:04- 1980s.- It did.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Sheila, which Cabinet position has an official

0:10:07 > 0:10:09residence at number 11 Downing Street?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Chancellor of the Exchequer. - Correct.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Kam, on a standard piano keyboard,

0:10:13 > 0:10:16an octave includes how many black keys?

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- Six.- Incorrect. John?- Four. - Incorrect. Sheila?- Three.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25The answer's five.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27It means at the end of that round,

0:10:27 > 0:10:28three points for our Yes Tribe.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30APPLAUSE

0:10:30 > 0:10:33No Tribe. Very different to the first round.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Just four points will see you safely through to the next round.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Start the clock.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Glenn, how many of the letters in the word "vowel" are consonants?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Three?- Correct.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47James, the NUT is a UK trade union representing

0:10:47 > 0:10:49- members of which profession? - Teachers.- Correct.

0:10:49 > 0:10:53Lesley, in which month is the FA Cup's third round proper held?

0:10:53 > 0:10:57- October.- Incorrect. Glenn?- March. - Incorrect. James...- January.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58Correct.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Lesley, to win, "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn,"

0:11:00 > 0:11:03- is a line spoken towards the end of which 1939 film?- Gone With The Wind.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Is the right answer.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07And with four points, a very impressive four points,

0:11:07 > 0:11:09our winning tribe is the No Tribe.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Take your place in the middle. - APPLAUSE

0:11:14 > 0:11:18Aw, our hopeless romantics. You're playing for survival.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22I'm afraid you are on the losing tribe. One of you has to leave us.

0:11:22 > 0:11:23Fingers on buzzers.

0:11:23 > 0:11:28What name derived from the Arabic for "to pound" is given to a North African

0:11:28 > 0:11:32food that consists of small round granules of semolina wheat flour?

0:11:32 > 0:11:34- Sheila?- Couscous.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37A complicated way of describing couscous, you're absolutely right.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Sheila, you're through to the next round.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42APPLAUSE

0:11:42 > 0:11:44So, Kam and John.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47One of you will be through to the next round, one of you leaving us.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50It all comes down to this question. Best of luck to you both.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Which term proceeds "girl", "funk" and "top-ranking"

0:11:53 > 0:11:55in the title of the... John.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Uptown.- In the titles of three UK number one singles,

0:11:58 > 0:12:02Uptown is the correct answer. John, you are through to the next round.

0:12:02 > 0:12:03APPLAUSE

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Kam, I'm so sorry.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10- Terrific first round, a very low-scoring second round.- Yeah.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12I'm afraid we have to say goodbye.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14- Have you enjoyed your time? - Yeah, it's been great.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15Thank you so much for playing.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18For our remaining five, it's time to find our next two tribes.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20APPLAUSE

0:12:22 > 0:12:25A slightly less impressive around that time, but all five of you made it through.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27I'm going to split you into two brand-new tribes now.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Before the show, we asked you the following:

0:12:37 > 0:12:39I eat my dinner in front of the TV.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41That's a bit close to home for some, I suspect,

0:12:41 > 0:12:44watching right now. Glenn, what tribe are you on here?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46- I'm in the Yes Tribe. - You are on the Yes Tribe.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Well, let's find who's going to join you. The Yes Tribe is:

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Glenn,

0:12:50 > 0:12:51James, again,

0:12:51 > 0:12:53and Sheila.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Which means our No Tribe are Lesley and John.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Everybody, join your tribes. - APPLAUSE

0:13:00 > 0:13:03So, Lesley and John, our No Tribe.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05You're currently being watched by a lot of people

0:13:05 > 0:13:07who are eating in front of the TV, you know that.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10- But, John, that's not for you? - No, no.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11I think in the past, to be honest,

0:13:11 > 0:13:15I may have watched the odd programme on TV with my dinner,

0:13:15 > 0:13:20but with my girlfriend now, she wouldn't stand for that.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Lesley. You won't eat in front of the TV?

0:13:22 > 0:13:26No. Mealtimes are a special time for the family to catch up

0:13:26 > 0:13:27with the day's events.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30There is an exception, though, if we have early tea and Pointless is on!

0:13:30 > 0:13:32- I love that show. - LAUGHTER

0:13:32 > 0:13:35I love that show. Our Yes Tribe.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Glenn, would you ever sit down for a formal meal at home?

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Yeah, I'd like to do it more, but

0:13:40 > 0:13:45me and my partner have had a baby four months ago, which is awesome.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47All bets are off. Everybody empathises with that.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49- Congratulations, as well.- Thank you.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52And James, always liked to eat in front of the TV?

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Yeah, I'm similar to John.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55It's not a position endorsed by my wife,

0:13:55 > 0:13:57but I try and do it as often as I can.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59And when she's working late, then I just,

0:13:59 > 0:14:01obviously the sofa's my own and I just...enjoy.

0:14:01 > 0:14:06So James puts his foot down, John. That's cos he hasn't learned yet.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09- Give him time.- He'll learn, he'll learn.- He'll learn.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12And Sheila, you treat yourself to a bit of dinner in front of the TV?

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Well, my husband and I are on our own, we do what we like.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Do exactly what you want, what a lovely way to live.

0:14:18 > 0:14:19We will start with our Yes Tribe.

0:14:19 > 0:14:2360 seconds with questions, if you get one wrong, pass it down.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26If you all get the same question wrong, your time will end immediately.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Don't forget, the winning tribe in this round

0:14:28 > 0:14:31will be straight through to our final four. Start the clock.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Glenn, somebody who feels nervous is commonly said to have

0:14:34 > 0:14:36- butterflies in which part of their body?- Stomach.- Correct.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39James, in 2003, Prince Harry graduated from which public school?

0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Sandringham?- Incorrect. Sheila? - St Andrews?- Incorrect.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45- Glenn, save your tribe. - Sandhurst?- It wasn't.

0:14:45 > 0:14:49In 2003, he graduated from Eton College.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Let me count up the scores, one moment, everybody.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53LAUGHTER

0:14:53 > 0:14:56One point. One point, Yes Tribe.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00APPLAUSE

0:15:00 > 0:15:01Hey, there!

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Lesley and John, do you remember round one,

0:15:03 > 0:15:05when everyone was getting all the questions right?

0:15:05 > 0:15:08- The good old days.- It's a long time ago.- Long, long time ago.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Well, Lesley and John.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Two points will see you safely through to our final four.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16It's a very nice position to be in. I wish you the very best of luck.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Start the clock. Lesley, according to the popular expression,

0:15:19 > 0:15:22- is stitch in time saves what?- Nine. - Correct. John, to win.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24In the cartoon series The Simpsons, what is the name of

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Marge and Homer's son?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30- Bart.- Is the correct answer.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33And with a huge two points, our winning tribe, the No Tribe,

0:15:33 > 0:15:36is through to our final four.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39APPLAUSE

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Yes Tribe, there are people eating at their dinner now,

0:15:41 > 0:15:44shaking their heads in disbelief.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Tea has been spat out across living rooms

0:15:46 > 0:15:49up and down the country. One point.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52It means you are on the losing tribe, unsurprisingly.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55One of you is going to have to go home, you're playing for survival.

0:15:55 > 0:16:00If you give me a correct answer, you will be going through to our final four to join Lesley and John.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04The Calgary Flames, the San Jose Sharks and the Detroit Red Wings are...

0:16:04 > 0:16:06James.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07Ice hockey.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10..all teams that play which North American sport?

0:16:10 > 0:16:13Ice hockey is correct. James, you're through to the next round.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15APPLAUSE

0:16:17 > 0:16:18Glenn, Sheila.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22One of you will be through to our final four.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23One of you leaving us right now.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28The 1982 thriller First Blood was the first in a series of films

0:16:28 > 0:16:32- that featured which... Glenn.- Rambo.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35That featured which character played by Sylvester Stallone.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Rambo, Glenn, is the correct answer.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39You are through to our final four.

0:16:39 > 0:16:40APPLAUSE

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Sheila. Sheila, I am so sorry.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47- That was a poor round.- It was.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50You haven't actually been on a winning tribe at any point.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53- But it sounds to me like at home, you ARE on a winning tribe... - Thank you.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56..with that husband of yours doing exactly what you want at all times.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59That's how we'd all like to live. Sheila, thank you so much for playing.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01It's been a pleasure having you on the show.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04But for our final four, it's time to find our next two tribes.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06APPLAUSE

0:17:06 > 0:17:10So, our final four. Our final four.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14We're going to step it up a gear, I think. Two terrible rounds in a row.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16This of course, our final four, is where things change.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19As always, it's going to be two against two, and at the end

0:17:19 > 0:17:22of the round, the winning tribe will be going through to play in

0:17:22 > 0:17:24today's final and the chance to win that £1,000 jackpot.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28The losing tribe will be going home immediately. No more second chances.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31OK, let's see how we're going to split you up.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Before the show we asked you the following:

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Let's see who said "yes" and who said "no" to that question.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Our Yes Tribe are: James and Lesley.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Which means our No Tribe is Glenn and John.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Everybody, join your tribes.

0:17:50 > 0:17:51APPLAUSE

0:17:54 > 0:17:58So our dog lovers. James, you love dogs. Do you have a dog?

0:17:58 > 0:18:02I don't, but my in-laws, who run a farm back in Cornwall, have a really

0:18:02 > 0:18:05cute cocker spaniel called Molly who I've kind of claimed as my own.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07- Would you like a dog, though? - I would love a dog.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10- Lesley, do you own a dog? - I adore dogs.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12I live on a farm, I live on my father's farm

0:18:12 > 0:18:14and we've got a Border collie and she's practically human.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Would you let James come down to your farm?

0:18:17 > 0:18:19- because it's a long way to his in-laws.- Yeah.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21We've planted 30 acres of woodland up,

0:18:21 > 0:18:25so you can have a dog and let the dog run around the woods.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28- A little bit of team bonding there. - Thanks, Lesley.

0:18:28 > 0:18:33- No Tribe. Glenn, you're not a dog fan anyway?- No, I wouldn't have one.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Just because I'm far too lazy, really.

0:18:35 > 0:18:39- Having to walk them and groom them and...- Whoa, hold on one second.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41LAUGHTER

0:18:41 > 0:18:44I've spotted something. Everyone at home would have spotted as well.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47You're too lazy to groom a dog, and yet...?

0:18:47 > 0:18:48LAUGHTER

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Yeah, I don't look after it much.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53It does its own thing.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55- It's like a pet itself.- Yeah.

0:18:55 > 0:18:59Did you get it from rescue home or is it a...?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Yeah. You've got to go for the rescue ones.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Cos you can get pedigree beards, can't you,

0:19:03 > 0:19:06but I sometimes think rescue ones are much better to get.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Rescue beards, it's the way forward. John,

0:19:08 > 0:19:11no animals at all, or have you got a particular problem with dogs?

0:19:11 > 0:19:13My dad, when he was young, lived on a farm

0:19:13 > 0:19:17and he said animals are for working, they are not for pets.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Is there anyone here who doesn't have a relative who's got a farm?

0:19:20 > 0:19:22- Am I the only one? - LAUGHTER

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Goodness me.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26I'm feeling left out.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29OK. As you know, our final four, it's two v. two.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Every question's going to be on the buzzer.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33The first tribe to answer five questions correctly will be

0:19:33 > 0:19:37going through to play today's final and that £1,000 jackpot.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39For the losing tribe, it will be game over.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41James and Lesley, Glenn and John,

0:19:41 > 0:19:44very, very best of luck to all of you. Fingers on buzzers.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Throughout his time in Parliament, Tony Blair

0:19:47 > 0:19:51served as the MP for which... Lesley.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52Sedgefield.

0:19:52 > 0:19:56For which constituency, Sedgefield is the correct answer, Lesley.

0:19:56 > 0:19:581-0 to our Yes Tribe.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02Which magazine was launched in 1991 with the stated aim of helping

0:20:02 > 0:20:04- homeless people... John. - Big Issue.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Helping homeless people help themselves.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Big issue is correct, John. One point each.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12First to five goes through to today's final.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Skegness engineer Norman Bradford was the first ever person to

0:20:15 > 0:20:18be a Redcoat at which chain...

0:20:18 > 0:20:20- Lesley?- Butlin's.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22..at which chain of UK holiday camps. Butlin's is correct.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26Two points to the Yes Tribe, one point to the No Tribe.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Fingers on buzzers.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Whose film-writing credits include About Time and Notting Hill?

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Glenn.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39- I'll pass that over to the Yes Tribe.- Is it Richard Curtis?

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Richard Curtis? The correct answer, Lesley, well played.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45It's now three points to the Yes Tribe, one point to the No Tribe.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Before losing contact with Earth on Christmas Day 2003,

0:20:48 > 0:20:51the Beagle 2 probe was scheduled to land on which... James.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55- Mars.- On which planet? Mars is the correct answer, James.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59No Tribe, one point, Yes Tribe, four points.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02You are one correct answer away from today's final -

0:21:02 > 0:21:06terrific performance so far. No Tribe, some catching up to do.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08It could all come down to this.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11In 2014, which English football stadium was chosen to host

0:21:11 > 0:21:16the final and semifinals of UEFA Euro 2020?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18- James.- Wembley?

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Is the correct answer, James. And Yes Tribe, you are in today's final!

0:21:21 > 0:21:23APPLAUSE

0:21:25 > 0:21:27No Tribe.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30- What can you do? - They were very good.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32They were very, very good. Just the one point.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35- John, have you enjoyed yourself? - Very much, thank you.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37It's been lovely to meet you. Thank you so much for playing.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39- Glenn, have you had fun? - Yeah, it's been great.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Thank you so much for playing. Lovely to meet you.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45But for James and Lesley, it's time to play today's Two Tribes final.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47APPLAUSE

0:21:49 > 0:21:52James and Lesley. Congratulations on making it this far.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Very, very impressive stuff.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56We split you into your very own Tribes now -

0:21:56 > 0:21:59it's James against Lesley. We're also giving you your

0:21:59 > 0:22:01very own 45-second clock. Your job is to protect that clock

0:22:01 > 0:22:02at all costs.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Your first question will be on the buzzer.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08Get it right and your opponent's clock will start ticking down immediately.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11It will keep ticking down until they get a question right

0:22:11 > 0:22:13and your clock will start ticking down.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15All you have to do is force your opponent's clock all the way

0:22:15 > 0:22:19down to zero, and you will be playing for today's jackpot of £1,000.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21So James, Lesley, let's play Two Tribes.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23APPLAUSE

0:22:26 > 0:22:29So, just this first question on the buzzer. Best of luck to you both.

0:22:29 > 0:22:34The US version of which TV comedy series was set at the Dunder Mifflin Paper Merchants?

0:22:34 > 0:22:36- James.- The Office. - Is the correct answer.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38That means as soon as I start this next question,

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Lesley, your clock will start.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42Lesley, in human beings, the four main blood groups are

0:22:42 > 0:22:45- A, AB, B and which other?- "O". - Correct.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48- James, which Scottish poet wrote Address To A Haggis?- Pass.

0:22:48 > 0:22:49It was Robert Burns.

0:22:49 > 0:22:53- James, Hanoi is the capital of which South-East Asian country?- Korea?

0:22:53 > 0:22:54It's Vietnam.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57- James, in golf, the name of which bird is used to denote...- Eagle.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Correct. Lesley, which broadcaster presented The Sky At Night for more

0:23:00 > 0:23:03- than 50 years?- Patrick Moore.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06- James, how many years make up five millennia?- 5,000.- Correct.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09Lesley, what does the "W" stand for in the name of former US president,

0:23:09 > 0:23:11- George W Bush?- Walker.- Correct.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14James, an image of prison reformer Elizabeth Fry has

0:23:14 > 0:23:16appeared on which denomination of the Bank of England banknotes?

0:23:16 > 0:23:18- £5.- Correct.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Lesley, Asia and North America are separated at their closest point

0:23:21 > 0:23:23by which strait?

0:23:23 > 0:23:24- Bering.- Correct.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27James, in the Superman comics, what is the name of Clark Kent's

0:23:27 > 0:23:30- Daily Planet colleague and... - Lois Lane.- Correct.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Lesley, the National Football Museum is located in which English city?

0:23:33 > 0:23:34- Manchester.- Correct.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37James, the sun is composed predominantly of hydrogen

0:23:37 > 0:23:39- and which other element... - Carbon.- Helium.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41James, Claus von Bulow, Simon Gruber

0:23:41 > 0:23:44and a lion called Scar have all been played by which British actor?

0:23:44 > 0:23:46- Pass.- It is Jeremy Irons.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48James, a frittata, the Italian dish that can have a variety

0:23:48 > 0:23:51- of fillings, is made primarily from what food product?- Potato.- Eggs.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54James, which city is the primary setting for the 2009 film,

0:23:54 > 0:23:56The Hangover?

0:23:56 > 0:23:59The answer was Las Vegas and with 24 seconds left on the clock,

0:23:59 > 0:24:01today's winner is Lesley!

0:24:01 > 0:24:02APPLAUSE

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Very, very well done.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09- Well, James, it ran away with you at the end there, didn't it? - It did, yes.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12It was a proper game of tennis, there, both of you just

0:24:12 > 0:24:15getting question after question right and just a few wrong.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17James, it was a real pleasure having you on.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19- It's been great fun. - Thank you, Richard.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Lesley, shall we play for today's jackpot?

0:24:21 > 0:24:23APPLAUSE

0:24:23 > 0:24:27Lesley. Today's winner. Congratulations.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29You look surprised to be standing there.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Well, I had some good opposition.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35And they've all become my friends, as well, so, it's almost a shame.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Ah, that's such a lie, Lesley! That is such a lie.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41You now have the opportunity to win yourself £1,000.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45- It will be one question for £1,000. Are you ready to play?- I am.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47OK, first, I'm going to give you a choice of two categories.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Would you like your final question to be about:

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Kings and Queens.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57OK, your final question will be on Kings and Queens.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Let's see what it is.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Those are your two tribes. Here are your four answers.

0:25:15 > 0:25:16Those are your four answers.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19You need to put all four of those into the correct tribes.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22If you do that, you will walk away with £1,000.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Any of those obvious to you?

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Well, I think Richard III was the last Plantagenet.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31He was killed at Bosworth Field in 1485, so I think he's a "no".

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Let's put him in the No.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38It was Henry VII that saw him off, and he was the first Tudor.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40So he's got to be a "yes".

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Put him in the Yes.

0:25:42 > 0:25:49Edward VI was Henry VIII's son,

0:25:49 > 0:25:52- so he's got to be a "yes".- So he's a "yes", we will put him in the Yes.

0:25:52 > 0:25:56He died very young. He wasn't king for long.

0:25:56 > 0:26:02And I believe Elizabeth I, who was Edward's half-sister,

0:26:02 > 0:26:08also daughter of Henry VIII, was the last Tudor. So she will be "yes".

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Put her in Yes as well.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13OK, Lesley, that was like watching Wolf Hall on catch-up.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17You've got them all in different tribes. Are you happy with those?

0:26:17 > 0:26:22- Yes, I am.- OK, shall we lock them in?- Yes, please.- Lock them in.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25Do you agree at home? Have you got them in those tribes?

0:26:25 > 0:26:27It sounded to me, Lesley, to an untrained ear,

0:26:27 > 0:26:32- like that was a pretty good category for you.- I hope so!- I hope so.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36Well, you need to get them all correct to win £1,000.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39You started with Richard III - you put him in the No Tribe.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40Were you right to do that?

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Richard III, I am a Tudor monarch. Are you in the No Tribe?

0:26:47 > 0:26:48He is indeed.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52APPLAUSE

0:26:52 > 0:26:55Richard II was the last Plantagenet, Richard III the last Yorkist.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59- OK.- Henry VII, you put him in the Yes Tribe.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Were you right to do it? I'm a Tudor monarch.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Henry VII, are you in the Yes Tribe?

0:27:08 > 0:27:12The founder of the Tudor dynasty, as you told us, Lesley.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14APPLAUSE

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Absolutely right. Two right, two more to go for £1,000.

0:27:16 > 0:27:20Edward VI you've also put in the Yes Tribe.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23So, I'm a Tudor monarch, Edward VI, are you in the Yes Tribe?

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Yeah, the son and successor of Henry VIII, as you told us.

0:27:31 > 0:27:38So, Lesley, Elizabeth I. Are you sure she's a Tudor monarch?

0:27:38 > 0:27:41Let's find out for £1,000, Lesley.

0:27:41 > 0:27:49Elizabeth I, I'm a Tudor monarch. Are you in the Yes Tribe?

0:27:50 > 0:27:54The last Tudor monarch! £1,000, Lesley.

0:27:54 > 0:27:55APPLAUSE

0:27:55 > 0:27:59- Oh, what a lovely category to come up!- I had a bit of luck there.

0:27:59 > 0:28:04- You were 100% certain on all of those, were you not?- I was.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07That was very, very impressive. What might you spend that £1,000 on?

0:28:07 > 0:28:10Well, my husband and I have been married for nearly 31 years

0:28:10 > 0:28:12and all that time, we haven't had a new bed.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15LAUGHTER

0:28:15 > 0:28:19The headboard went in the skip a long time ago. The mattress is,

0:28:19 > 0:28:22well, the springs are boinging up everywhere.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24So I want a new king-sized bed,

0:28:24 > 0:28:28leather headboard, telly that pops up at the end, fluffy duvets.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30A lot of that, Lesley, is going in the category

0:28:30 > 0:28:32"too much information".

0:28:32 > 0:28:33LAUGHTER

0:28:33 > 0:28:36So delighted to see you win the money. Terrifically well done.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39A great final category for you and a pleasure to meet you.

0:28:39 > 0:28:41- Thank you for playing. - Thanks, Richard.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44I hope you will join us next time, when seven new contestants

0:28:44 > 0:28:45will be trying to do what Lesley did.

0:28:45 > 0:28:48- We will see you then, on Two Tribes. - APPLAUSE