0:00:02 > 0:00:05We asked 500 extremely unusual questions to thousands of British people.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Have you ever faked an orgasm?
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Oh, God!
0:00:10 > 0:00:13The answers to those questions make up the Britain Unzipped report.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Previously we've explored dating...
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Boner! He's got a boner!
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Examined this country's love of booze...
0:00:21 > 0:00:22YEAH!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Did this in the name of fashion...
0:00:24 > 0:00:27And questioned the normality of Holly Willoughby...
0:00:27 > 0:00:29When you say it, it sounds dirty and sordid.
0:00:29 > 0:00:30..and Christine Bleakley.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33I'm going out with a footballer, I don't want to know numbers!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Tonight we'll be looking at partying
0:00:36 > 0:00:38with the help of Emily Atack.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- You didn't get your twinkle out? - Oh, don't call it your twinkle!
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Adam Deacon.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I took all my boys to McDonalds.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Party time.
0:00:46 > 0:00:52And these 12 hens to reveal the bare-naked truth about why we all love going out.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54SHRIEKS AND GROANS
0:00:54 > 0:00:56This is Britain Unzipped.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Cover me in Sambuca and light it!
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Hello and welcome to Britain Unzipped. This is Russell Kane!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35And that is Greg James.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42This is the show where we sneak inside your head
0:01:42 > 0:01:45and ask a very important question.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Are you normal?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Cos when we pried into the personal details of your lives,
0:01:48 > 0:01:51thousands of you were way too honest and that allowed us
0:01:51 > 0:01:54to create a totally unique report about British behaviour.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56And bizarrely it also means that me
0:01:56 > 0:02:01and Greg are the official judges of normality in the United Kingdom.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03And as everyone is being so brutally honest, stand by for some
0:02:03 > 0:02:06headline-grabbing confessions from tonight's special guests -
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Emily Atack and Adam Deacon!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11CHEERING
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Hello.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20This is special.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Right, this is really special cos it's the first time we've had
0:02:22 > 0:02:26an Inbetweener and a BAFTA winner on the show, ever. Ever.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28And we've made two shows so that's quite astounding.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- What he's saying is it ISN'T shocking.- Exactly!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34And to give you a taste of what's in store tonight we'll be asking questions like -
0:02:34 > 0:02:39"What have women in Britain chosen as their favourite part of the male body?"
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Emily, what's your favourite part of Adam's body?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Oh, Adam's...let's have a little look.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- She just went, the bit in between your scrotum and your bum.- No!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- This is going to cost me, innit? - Look at those lovely eyes!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- He has got good eyes, hasn't he? - Puppy dog eyes.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Thank you, Em. - That's all right, babe.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Plus, we'll be finding out what this country gets up to when it let's its hair down.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Basically we're talking partying.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04TRANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Although it's a shame it's been gate-crashed by this unruly mob
0:03:12 > 0:03:13of loudmouth attention-seekers.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Yeah, this is the Unzipped sample, welcome.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19CHEERING
0:03:21 > 0:03:24We'll be asking you questions like, "Who's ever passed out at a party?" Anyone done that?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26AUDIENCE: Yeah!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- All of them, slappers! - LAUGHTER
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- And all this is heading your way too.- What?!
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Men And Women Unzipped.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38It's the part of the show where we make boys do this...
0:03:38 > 0:03:40CHEERING
0:03:40 > 0:03:42And show girls things like this...
0:03:42 > 0:03:44GROANING
0:03:44 > 0:03:47But who will win tonight's extra cheeky Battle Of The Sexes?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50That's a really good bum, I'm not going to lie!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Hens Unzipped.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55We hook up with a hen party in Liverpool
0:03:55 > 0:03:58and ask the bride-to-be some typically sensitive questions.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00What's James' favourite sexual position?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Emily and Adam Unzipped.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06We've given you Holly and Christine
0:04:06 > 0:04:11and now we've raided the red carpet to bring you the stars of brand new movie Outside Bet.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Smile please!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14It's Emily Atack from The Inbetweeners
0:04:14 > 0:04:17and BAFTA Winner Adam Deacon.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Well, thank you both for joining us today.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28So we're going to be asking you some personal questions cos this is Britain Unzipped.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30How well do you know each other?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Cos we'll be asking you questions about each other and stuff like that.- I think I know Em.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Yeah?- Yeah.- Reading the code.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39We do you want you to answer them as well, Adam
0:04:39 > 0:04:43but we're looking for the weirdest female so you'll be a sort of auditor to help us.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46I think I can tell you, Emily's nuts.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48I'll be honest, I think she's nutty.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- What do you mean? What you basing that on? - I think she's just a bit mad.
0:04:51 > 0:04:56What, you go into a room and there's faeces on the wall and she's going, "I killed them all!"?
0:04:56 > 0:04:57LAUGHTER
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I'm just saying now, I'm just saying,
0:04:59 > 0:05:03I think she's going to come out more mad than normal. It's all I'm saying.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07So, between us, who's the weirdest Inbetweener?
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Joe Thomas?
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- Why?- Erm, he's just...I don't want to say weird, he's just so sweet
0:05:12 > 0:05:14and he's just like...
0:05:14 > 0:05:16When he's conversing with you,
0:05:16 > 0:05:19he'll pull this really strange face, like, you kind of go,
0:05:19 > 0:05:25"Oh! What's wrong?" And he's like, "Nothing's wrong." That's just kind of how he looks... sorry, Joe!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28What about Bird, is he the total opposite, not a nerd in real life?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30He just pulls up with bitches in a limo -
0:05:30 > 0:05:32"I need to get into character as a nerd!"
0:05:32 > 0:05:36Yeah, so, so far this series we've had Christine Bleakley and Holly Willoughby
0:05:36 > 0:05:39and they've been very forthcoming in their answers to our questions.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43What we're trying to say is we're expecting big things from you today, we really are.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48- Do you both promise to be honest? - Yeah. Oh, God!- Always keep it real man.- Oh, God! Yeah, yeah.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51OK, in that case, Emily and Adam, these are your normality questions.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- First one. Have you ever been skinny dipping?- Yes...- No.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Yeah?
0:05:58 > 0:05:59- Yeah!- Where?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Zante! Where else?!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04CHEERING
0:06:04 > 0:06:06It was in Zante, I was about...I can't believe I'm saying this,
0:06:06 > 0:06:08I think I was 17 or 18.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12I'll say 18 cos it just sounds a bit more appropriate.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14I feel less guilty visualising it.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Erm...well, when I say skinny dipping,
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- I had my pants on, just... - Well, that's just swimming.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24No, no! But, you know...
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Oh, top...oh.
0:06:25 > 0:06:32- What, you didn't get you twinkle out?- Oh, don't call it a twinkle!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Don't call it a twinkle.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Skinny dipping, erm...- Have you ever taken Loch Ness into the lock?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37LAUGHTER
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Do you know what? A long time ago, a long time ago in Napa with
0:06:40 > 0:06:45a female friend, innit, we had a little fun, on the beach.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Female, what? Fe.. Your mum?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48OH!
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Not my mum, I can guarantee it wasn't my mum.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Well, I can reveal, Emily, that it is not normal.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- Only 20% of women have skinny dipped. Sorry about that.- Shit.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Dodgy, Emily, man.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- God!- Told you.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- There was no twinkle, no twinkle... - True. It was a half skinny-dip.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07It was a semi-skimmed.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Next one, have you ever woken up and not known where you are?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- Yeah!- What happened? LAUGHTER
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Elaborate?- No, er...I've always realised a few minutes later,
0:07:20 > 0:07:24you kind of go... "Oh! Oh, God!" Look around,
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- right, and then I've realised whose bath it is or, you know...- Bath?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Yeah.- Not with water in it?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- I've woken up in a few. Not a full bath.- Really?- Yeah.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Just floating like that. - LAUGHTER
0:07:35 > 0:07:37How many baths have you woken up in?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Woken up in a bath?! - I've woken up in a good few,
0:07:40 > 0:07:42even when there's been a double bed just already made.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Sometimes, the bath is the best place in the house party.- Yeah!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- If you can't find anywhere. - Cos you can make a bed.- Perfect!
0:07:48 > 0:07:52OK, well, I can reveal again that is not normal.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Only 27% of women have woken up and genuinely not known where they are.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Not normal, then. Sorry.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01- Next one - have you ever been sick in the street?- Oh...
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- LAUGHTER - I can't say nothing.
0:08:03 > 0:08:08I've got, um, what you call, um, small man drink syndrome.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- What's that?!- Seriously, I'm quite small
0:08:10 > 0:08:13and I'm not the biggest man in the world, so...it's taken me a while
0:08:13 > 0:08:17to be able to, um, learn about moderation
0:08:17 > 0:08:20and, kind of...learn my body, innit, basically. In other words,
0:08:20 > 0:08:23yeah, I get drunk quick, man. I can't take it.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- LAUGHTER - What about you, Emily?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Have you puked up in the street?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Um, I don't think I've puked up in the street. Um...I...
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I puked in my mum's handbag once.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- WOMAN: Eugh!- Um, yeah. There was free champagne. I was really young.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Me and my sister got it and started drinking. I made a fool of myself.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Well, that is normal. Only 36% of women say
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- they've been sick in the street. So well done.- Good.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Next one - have you ever faked an orgasm?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Oh!- Greg! God, think of a...
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Have you faked an orgasm? - Yes, I have.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Southend United, Southend United... Carry on!
0:08:58 > 0:08:59LAUGHTER
0:08:59 > 0:09:03- Oh, God. What is...? What are you doing?- I'm just asking!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- Have you?- Yes, definitely. Yeah, sorry.- Why?
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- Hasn't everybody?- That's a polite girl, though. That's a polite girl.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Some girls - "No, you're not satisfying me!"
0:09:14 > 0:09:16LAUGHTER
0:09:16 > 0:09:18So I like the fact... But seriously...
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- APPLAUSE - ..that is a nice girl.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Cheers for that.- I couldn't...
0:09:23 > 0:09:25I couldn't do that and be like, "This isn't working for me."
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- It helps your ego. - Like chucking your dinner
0:09:27 > 0:09:29in a plant when the cook's out of the room.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32"Oh, it's lovely, yeah. I ate all of it."
0:09:32 > 0:09:35It's not even like, not because I'm not enjoying it.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- It's like if you're just feeling a bit lazy or...- Lazy?!
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Like, "Oh, come on!" Oh, my God, this is so bad!
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- It's only cos blokes are now going, "Oh, no!"- Yeah!- Oh, no!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49"It's all been a lie! LAUGHTER
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- What about you, Adam?- Oh, God! - I've never faked an orgasm.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Oh, ssh!- I'll be honest. Cos I'm a boy and I'll come!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57LAUGHTER
0:09:57 > 0:09:59You know, I'm honest...
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Come on! It'd be hard to fake it as a boy, like...
0:10:03 > 0:10:06I've got to say, we're giving Emily a hard time.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09It is normal, two thirds of all women, guys,
0:10:09 > 0:10:12two thirds of all women you've slept with have faked an orgasm.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15That means, for me, two of the three women I've banged...
0:10:15 > 0:10:16- LAUGHTER - Quite depressing.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Actually, I didn't bang the third one. She ran away crying.
0:10:19 > 0:10:25- LAUGHTER - 21% of men have faked an orgasm.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- How do you do that?- Yeah! - That's a good question!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29I'm going to go and find out, mofo!
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- LAUGHTER - Right, where's my mic of power?
0:10:33 > 0:10:38OK, so Adam asks a very relevant question -
0:10:38 > 0:10:40how does a guy fake an orgasm without props?
0:10:40 > 0:10:44You'd need some yoghurt on stand by or something, wouldn't you?
0:10:44 > 0:10:49So, er, obviously, girls, would you ever fake an orgasm, do you think?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- Probably, yeah.- Yeah. - What, both of you?
0:10:52 > 0:10:56- At the same time(!)- I want to sit in the middle for this.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00- All right, so what's your name, sorry?- Lauren.- Lauren and?- Sam.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I didn't fake that one, give me a second!
0:11:02 > 0:11:06- Right, OK, so let's hear it, girls. - Oh, God!
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Into this microphone, double orgasm, let's hear it. Three, two, one, go.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Are we faking it, sorry? - LAUGHTER
0:11:11 > 0:11:16Look... That's a good point. We'll be back in about ten minutes.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18LAUGHTER
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Papa just going to lay some honey on this toast.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26- I think we should fake it rather than bring it to actual...- OK.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Let's hear it. I don't think I believe this.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30We might have to hear yours in a minute, Emily.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- Oh, God!- That was it there.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- LAUGHTER - How British is that?!
0:11:35 > 0:11:39"Oh, dear! I appear to have come, darling."
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- Go on, let's hear it.- Oh, God! - Three, two, one, go.- Better be good!
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- BOTH MOAN Oh, Greg.- Greg! Greg!
0:11:46 > 0:11:50- Both for Greg?!- Yes! - I wouldn't have...
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Especially if I was banging you and you said, "Oh, Greg!"
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- LAUGHTER - What about any of the guys?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- You guys are up for it as well. What's your name?- Ryan.- Ryan.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- I bet you love maths, don't you?- No.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04LAUGHTER
0:12:04 > 0:12:07"It divides by one in itself - it's a prime number!
0:12:07 > 0:12:10"A prime, prime number! Oh, maths!"
0:12:10 > 0:12:12LAUGHTER
0:12:12 > 0:12:16- You reckon you can fake an orgasm? - Yeah.- Have you ever done it?- Yeah.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19You have?! So I think... I think like Adam's just...
0:12:19 > 0:12:22We're curious about the mechanics of it, cos obviously,
0:12:22 > 0:12:26there is, you know, the stalactite of evidence afterwards and, er...
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- How did you get round that side of things?- Um...
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Just get the condom off and quickly get it away!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35"Oh, that was so amazing, I didn't want to scare you with..."
0:12:35 > 0:12:36LAUGHTER
0:12:36 > 0:12:39"There, go sleepy-byes! Go in the toilet!"
0:12:39 > 0:12:43- Did you not feel bad lying to a girl like that?- I did feel a bit bad.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Do you think it made her feel more emotionally complete?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- Well, I made her finish first. - Did you?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- And then...- "Made her finish"?
0:12:50 > 0:12:53I tell you what, who'd want to live in France when you have British men?
0:12:53 > 0:12:57"I'll make her finish, then I'll pretend to spunk!"
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- LAUGHTER - Go on, then! Let's hear it.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01HE GRUNTS
0:13:01 > 0:13:03LAUGHTER
0:13:05 > 0:13:09And she believed that, yeah? She believed it?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- I believed it. - LAUGHTER
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Please tell me you've done it? What's your name first?- I'm Baffo.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- Baffo?- Yeah, Baffo!- Even sounds like an orgasm adjective!
0:13:18 > 0:13:21"You know, I just Baffo'd all over her!
0:13:22 > 0:13:25- So go on, what happened? - It happens a lot.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- I just have to kind of get it over and done with.- Really?
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Why, because you can't get there or the lady's had enough punishment?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- LAUGHTER - That's usually how it goes down!
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- Yeah!- Yeah!- "I shouldn't have taken that Berocca beforehand!"
0:13:39 > 0:13:44- You have to put your back into it, yeah.- Yeah.- It goes like this.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47GRUNTING
0:13:47 > 0:13:49LAUGHTER
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- She's into it.- I'll buy that.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Well, there we go. I think we've all learned a lot. Greg.
0:13:55 > 0:14:00That was insane! Um, those were your normality questions.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04Thank you very much, Emily and Adam. Thank you!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07CHEERING
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Based on the answers Emily gave,
0:14:09 > 0:14:12we can now give her an early normality rating.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16The options are normal, odd/Christine Bleakley,
0:14:16 > 0:14:20weird, insane/Holly Willoughby, danger to society/Russell.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Shut up! Now, although Christine Bleakley,
0:14:23 > 0:14:26she preferred to wash with baby wipes rather than showering,
0:14:26 > 0:14:30unlike Holly, she wasn't interested in eating human flesh.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Both of them, however, had a thing for Schofield.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Weird.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- We're getting word from above.- Are you serious?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Weirder than Willoughby.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Congratulations.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44APPLAUSE
0:14:47 > 0:14:50That verdict could change over the course of tonight
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- We've got more to come from these two.- Your normality rating
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0:14:58 > 0:15:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:32 > 0:15:35APPLAUSE
0:15:35 > 0:15:41Fans of the show, I suggest you look away now.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44That's because Britain Unzipped has been accused of
0:15:44 > 0:15:47making a mockery of this fine channel's remit by peddling
0:15:47 > 0:15:51student pranks and celebrity-based smut.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54I'm sorry if Greg has led me astray in that direction.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58We realise there may be an element of truth in this accusation
0:15:58 > 0:16:02and we are both sorry.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04This week we are hoping - this is genuine -
0:16:04 > 0:16:06that we will redress the balance
0:16:06 > 0:16:09and regain the respect of the BBC and you guys at home.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Britain Unzipped has secured exclusive access to Number Ten.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16We will be asking the Prime Minister some serious questions
0:16:16 > 0:16:21about the state of the nation based on the Britain Unzipped report.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24We should be joined by Mr Cameron any minute now.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25There we go. OK.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28That's outside 10 Downing Street, as you can see.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Scratching his eye there.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Look at the height difference. It's humiliating, isn't it?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Eff this. Who wants to see a pissed-up hen party?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Are you there, Liverpool?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50SHOUTING
0:16:50 > 0:16:52That looks lovely.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54A lot of oestrogen going on there.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Oh, my God.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00Sam, welcome to Britain Unzipped.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Congratulations on behalf of everyone here tonight.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Thank you for letting us gatecrash your hen party.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Thank you!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09THEY CHEER AND SHOUT
0:17:09 > 0:17:11What do you do and where do you come from?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14I'm a hairdresser and I'm from Redditch.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- BRUMMIE ACCENT:- Redditch.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19What have you guys been up to so far?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21SHE LAUGHS
0:17:21 > 0:17:25We've been partying in a limo down to here
0:17:25 > 0:17:27so we've had a really good day.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28When is the big day?
0:17:28 > 0:17:309th June.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34You might want to bear this in mind. Only 24% of Midlanders
0:17:34 > 0:17:37have cried at a wedding, lower than anywhere else in Britain.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Cos we ain't got a heart!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Lovely. Check this out.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43SHE CACKLES
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Do you like that one?
0:17:44 > 0:17:498% of Midlanders have had sex at someone else's wedding.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Really?!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Not me!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Tell us about the dreamboat you're marrying. Who is he?
0:17:56 > 0:18:00His name is James. He's not long come out of the Army
0:18:00 > 0:18:03so he's a squaddie!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Let's see a photo of James.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10On Britain Unzipped, we're interested in people's normality.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Would you mind answering some questions based on our report
0:18:13 > 0:18:16and see how you compare to other brides to be in Britain?
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Yeah. Course I can.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21First question. Was it love at first sight?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Yes, it was.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26What would James say was the best part of your body?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28My bum.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29LAUGHTER
0:18:29 > 0:18:32If you could have cosmetic surgery, what would you have done?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Definitely my boobs.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36GIRLS SHOUT
0:18:36 > 0:18:38An enlargement, I'd say.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40An enlargement of the boobs.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Which celebrity do you most fancy. You can't say Greg.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Oh, he is fit, actually.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Don't try and ruin the show by being an idiot.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52LAUGHTER
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Erm, I like Danny off of The Voice.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Danny from The Voice.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01I also like Robert Pattinson off Twilight.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04- Pick one.- Danny.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07What's James' favourite sexual position.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09With your sister.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12LAUGHTER
0:19:12 > 0:19:17- Doggie style was the answer there, I think.- Yeah, it was.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Impressive.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- BRUMMIE ACCENT:- You love that, don't you, James?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Don't slow down. Owww!
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Is James on his stag do?- No, he isn't.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32He's actually up Solihull, partying.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Is he? Interesting cos there's a couple of things
0:19:36 > 0:19:38we haven't told you tonight.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42This first thing is that James is actually here with us in the studio.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47WTF!
0:19:49 > 0:19:52And...he's been hanging out with a very glamorous blonde.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Please welcome James and Emily Atack.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- Hello, guys.- James, say hello to Sam.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Hi, Sam.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Whilst we were talking to you earlier, we took James
0:20:08 > 0:20:11out of the studio, ensured he couldn't hear anything
0:20:11 > 0:20:13by distracting him with Emily...
0:20:13 > 0:20:14SHE MOUTHS
0:20:14 > 0:20:18..and making him listen to Michael Buble's latest hit album.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22Sam, you know those personal questions we asked you earlier?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24We're going to ask James the same questions.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Every time he gets the same answer as you,
0:20:27 > 0:20:30you'll win one of these wedding gifts.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34We have a toilet brush, slippers, a toaster,
0:20:34 > 0:20:37love pillows, champagne flutes. So romantic.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41James, here are your questions.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44What did Sam say when we asked was it love at first sight?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46I reckon she said no.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48BUZZER
0:20:48 > 0:20:53- Why?- The first time we met, she turned me down
0:20:53 > 0:20:54and went with the DJ.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57LAUGHTER
0:20:59 > 0:21:02That is very different to the answer we had.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- BRUMMIE ACCENT:- It was love at first sight.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Then I sucked off the DJ.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- Oh, my God.- No prize.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Next one. What did Sam say when we asked
0:21:13 > 0:21:15what your favourite part of her body was?
0:21:15 > 0:21:16- Her bum.- That's correct.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18It is her bum.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22APPLAUSE
0:21:22 > 0:21:25What did Sam say when we asked what bit of cosmetic surgery
0:21:25 > 0:21:26she'd have done?
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Don't get this one wrong.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30- I think she said her boobs. - Up or down?
0:21:30 > 0:21:34CHEERING
0:21:34 > 0:21:38Bigger boobs is correct. You win another prize. Congratulations.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40CHEERING
0:21:40 > 0:21:41You're doing all right.
0:21:41 > 0:21:46What did Sam say when we asked which celebrity she most fancied?
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Uh...Robert Pattinson off Twilight.
0:21:48 > 0:21:53- BUZZER SOUNDS - It was mentioned, but she changed her mind at the last minute.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Oh, did she?- Yep.- I buy her a calendar every year. I have to.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Oh, it's so degrading for you.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02"Here it is, love. Here's the calendar again."
0:22:04 > 0:22:06"Strum one out over a vampire again."
0:22:06 > 0:22:09"I've put my face on July."
0:22:11 > 0:22:14She actually said Danny from The Voice.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- So there we go. Change the calendar next year, dude.- Yeah, I will.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21What did Sam say when we asked what your favourite sexual position was?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Oh, God.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26You can't say "on the face" - that's not a position.
0:22:28 > 0:22:29It's a finishing move.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34- Doggy-style?- Doggy-style is correct. - It was doggy-style.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38This is good.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41- A pounding from behind wins the prize.- That's not bad.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45- What's that - three prizes?- Yeah. - APPLAUSE
0:22:47 > 0:22:52The marriage is intact, but we haven't finished with our friends in Liverpool quite yet
0:22:52 > 0:22:54because we've got a challenge for you guys too.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58And, if you succeed, we've got another mystery prize
0:22:58 > 0:23:01lined up for the whole hen party. How about that?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:05 > 0:23:10All you need to do to win it is find something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue
0:23:10 > 0:23:13and show them to us when we come back to you later tonight.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15What you find is up to you, but to win the prize,
0:23:15 > 0:23:18you'll really need to impress us and Emily as well.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Hens, do you accept the challenge?
0:23:20 > 0:23:23CHEERING
0:23:23 > 0:23:24I'm going to take that as a "yes".
0:23:24 > 0:23:27We'll be back in Liverpool later on to see how they get on.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Thank you, hens, and thank you, James.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:34 > 0:23:37That's enough from Liverpool because we're off to Scotland,
0:23:37 > 0:23:39where we got some amazing answers from Scots
0:23:39 > 0:23:42when we surveyed them about their sex life.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Facts such as - they have more threesomes
0:23:44 > 0:23:46than anywhere else in Britain,
0:23:46 > 0:23:50yet they feel the most guilty about masturbation.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- IN SCOTTISH ACCENT:- I feel so guilty when I touch my penis.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Oh, I cannae touch ma penis!
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Scots feel the guiltiest after masturbating -
0:24:05 > 0:24:07one and a half times more guilty than the English. Why?
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- I don't know - why do you feel guilty?- I don't feel guilty.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13I dinnae know anybody who feels guilty about masturbating.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17- You don't, do you?- She doesn't! - You feel guilty when you don't!
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Do you feel guilty after strumming one out?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22I would say a straight "no".
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Do you have a bit of guilt, then? After you've knocked one out?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27No, I just clean it up. And that's me.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Got to go and see the priest on a Sunday.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33We just have sex, we don't really do the wanking.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Something's got to be done. It's a stress relief.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37You're better off telling the wife,
0:24:37 > 0:24:40"By the way, get to your bed, I want to go and have a wank."
0:24:40 > 0:24:445% of Scots are having sex more than once a day.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46It says only 5%? I thought it'd be higher than that.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Yeah, the rest of them are banging ten or 15 times a day.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53- Have you had your two daily matings yet?- Yes.- You have?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55- I'm not.- Do you do it twice a day sometimes?
0:24:55 > 0:24:57If I could, I would. But my boyfriend lives too far away.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- Cos it rains all the fucking time. - Aye, there's nothing else to do.
0:25:00 > 0:25:0322% of Scotland have been in a threesome.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Agree.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08I've never been in a threesome so I don't know.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Have you been in any gang-bang situations?
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Eh...is my Mrs going to watch this?
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- I've been in many.- Really? - Usually it ends up me and the girl get it on,
0:25:17 > 0:25:20and the guy packs his stuff and goes home.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21Have you done that?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25- Kinda. Nearly. - What do you mean "kind of"?!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28- No.- Liar! I can tell by your face!
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Why are Scots having more threesomes than the English?
0:25:31 > 0:25:32- Cos they're more fun.- Yeah.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36- We're horny.- We're horny!
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Welcome to our weekly Battle Of The Sexes where we find out the answer
0:25:46 > 0:25:49to the most important question of all - who's best, girls or boys?
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Or to put it another way, who's best - emotionally literate complete beings,
0:25:53 > 0:25:55living complicated, full lives
0:25:55 > 0:25:58or sticking your willy in things that feel nice. Way-hey!
0:25:58 > 0:26:01And representing men this week, he's 25, single
0:26:01 > 0:26:05and he thinks - and I quote, "Women can't drive for shit."
0:26:05 > 0:26:08It's sexist Joe. APPLAUSE
0:26:10 > 0:26:12And playing for the ladies tonight,
0:26:12 > 0:26:15she's 22, she's a cheerleader and she can do this...
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Show him, girl. Lean on me.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- Thank you.- Mm-mm!
0:26:21 > 0:26:25- Check that out. It's Mischa. - APPLAUSE
0:26:26 > 0:26:29We have questions all about the differences between men and women.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32You both need to write down an answer
0:26:32 > 0:26:35and whoever's closest wins the round and the prize.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Can we have some lighting indicative of game-play, please?
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Yeah, that'll do. First one, this question involves revenge.
0:26:42 > 0:26:47What percentage of women have taken revenge on an ex?
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Audience watching at home, look at the person next to you.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55When you split up with them - and you will -
0:26:55 > 0:26:57what revenge might they take on you?
0:26:58 > 0:27:01- Let's see your answers. - What've you got?
0:27:03 > 0:27:0831%. Misch? 75%! Nasty bit of work.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12I can reveal the correct answer is 14% of women
0:27:12 > 0:27:14have taken revenge on an ex.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Which means... Joe, you win the round.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20APPLAUSE
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Only 5% of men have taken revenge.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26- Mischa, have you ever taken revenge on an ex?- I have.
0:27:26 > 0:27:3075% of them. What happened? What did you do?
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Well, I had a feeling that the whole thing was coming to an end,
0:27:33 > 0:27:36whatever it was, so before he dumped me
0:27:36 > 0:27:39I had a little swim round the toilet with his tooth brush.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43That's pre-venge, not re-venge - she did it beforehand just in case.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46- Yeah.- "I'll smear your toothbrush in shit in case you mess with me."
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Emily, Adam? Have you ever had your spirit crushed,
0:27:49 > 0:27:52your self-esteem withered and taken revenge on anyone? Emily?
0:27:52 > 0:27:54No, but I think I'm going to take that tip from you.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56- That sounds pretty good.- Adam?
0:27:56 > 0:27:59If she's cheating, then, yeah, you've got to do something.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03- So what would you do?- If her mum's buff, sleep with the mum.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05If her sister's buff, sleep with the sister.
0:28:05 > 0:28:06If not, just sleep with her nan.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12There are some young nans in the UK right now.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15- There are some buff nans around. - There are some GILFs out there.
0:28:17 > 0:28:18Not many GGILFs, though.
0:28:20 > 0:28:21And here's the next question:
0:28:21 > 0:28:2565% of men would lie to get someone into bed,
0:28:25 > 0:28:27but what is the percentage for women?
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Answers down, please.
0:28:32 > 0:28:34Time's up. Joe?
0:28:35 > 0:28:37- I put 49%.- 49% of women would lie
0:28:37 > 0:28:40to get a man's kit off? What do you think?
0:28:40 > 0:28:44- 20%, cos women ain't as desperate. - Exactly. Thank you, sister.
0:28:44 > 0:28:47I can now reveal the percentage of women who would tell a lie
0:28:47 > 0:28:50to get a man into bed is 25%,
0:28:50 > 0:28:53which means of course, Mischa you won that round.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:57 > 0:29:01Apparently, Joe, you're such a bad liar that you don't even bother
0:29:01 > 0:29:05- because people can just always tell. - I don't lie.- You never lie? - No, I can't.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08Right, OK. So if we gave you some lies to read out now,
0:29:08 > 0:29:11we're going to be able to tell that you're lying by looking at you.
0:29:11 > 0:29:15- Yeah.- We've got statements for you to read out,
0:29:15 > 0:29:18and we'll see if we can guess if you're lying or not. So, please read out number one.
0:29:18 > 0:29:22Hello, my name's Joe, and I've never done a runner from a restaurant...
0:29:22 > 0:29:24without paying the bill.
0:29:24 > 0:29:27What do you think? Is he lying, Emily Atack? The fact he laughed...
0:29:27 > 0:29:30- Yeah, I think he's lying. - I think he's shouting poo-poo, man!
0:29:30 > 0:29:32LAUGHTER
0:29:32 > 0:29:34Joe, was that a lie or did you do a runner from a restaurant?
0:29:34 > 0:29:37No, I have done that. Naively, when I was younger, yeah.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39You know, we did actually know that.
0:29:39 > 0:29:44And not only that, we have spoken to the Chinese restaurant involved
0:29:44 > 0:29:48to see if they'd be happy to accept an apology from you, Joe,
0:29:48 > 0:29:50after all these years.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53But, unfortunately, they wanted a bit more than just an apology.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56They wanted to know where Joe lived. LAUGHTER
0:29:56 > 0:29:59But did we reveal that very confidential bit of information
0:29:59 > 0:30:02- and risk jeopardising what little trust we have left?- Why would we?
0:30:02 > 0:30:05We're totes not like that! Of course we did.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10LAUGHTER
0:30:10 > 0:30:12Wa-a-ah!
0:30:16 > 0:30:18- Wah!- Wah!
0:30:22 > 0:30:24GONG SOUNDS
0:30:28 > 0:30:31LAUGHTER
0:30:33 > 0:30:34Hi-i! HE EXCLAIMS IN OWN LANGUAGE
0:30:36 > 0:30:37Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:30:37 > 0:30:40LAUGHTER
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:30:49 > 0:30:51H-oi!
0:30:54 > 0:30:56A-h-h-h!
0:31:00 > 0:31:03THEY LAUGH MANIACALLY
0:31:03 > 0:31:06THEY EXCLAIM IN OWN LANGUAGE
0:31:06 > 0:31:09- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Awesome.
0:31:10 > 0:31:12That really was your house, wasn't it?
0:31:12 > 0:31:14Yeah, it really was. That's all my stuff.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16Let that be a lesson to you - next time, pay the bill.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19Don't worry, you're not alone. According to our report,
0:31:19 > 0:31:2110% of British men have done a runner in a restaurant.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24Amazing. Right, back to the game.
0:31:24 > 0:31:28When we asked women what their favourite part of a partner's body was, what was their top answer?
0:31:28 > 0:31:32Apart from the face. Write your answers down, please.
0:31:32 > 0:31:35- Face.- Apart from the face.- Nose?
0:31:35 > 0:31:37Apart from the face.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39What do women like?
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Pancreas?
0:31:41 > 0:31:43LAUGHTER
0:31:43 > 0:31:46END OF ROUND JINGLE PLAYS
0:31:46 > 0:31:49All right, time is up. What have you written, Joe?
0:31:49 > 0:31:50I wrote arms.
0:31:50 > 0:31:54- Arms. Meesha, what have you got? - Bum. Got to have a nice bum.- Bum.
0:31:54 > 0:31:5845% of women said their favourite male body part is...the bum.
0:31:58 > 0:32:02Meesha, you're the winner, well done! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:04 > 0:32:07So lads, the way to a lady's heart is through the bum.
0:32:07 > 0:32:11- Leave it!- Sorry. - LAUGHTER
0:32:11 > 0:32:16- Leave it, please, leave it. Just one. - Bum sex! Done. I'm done.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19If you're not gifted with a pert behind, then there is a simple way
0:32:19 > 0:32:22for a man to get some extra help, and it's via this clever bit of kit.
0:32:22 > 0:32:26Er, Meesh, what is that?
0:32:26 > 0:32:28I have no idea. Like, suck you in pants?
0:32:28 > 0:32:31Right, if we have a look at that. Believe it or not...it is a bum bra.
0:32:31 > 0:32:36When I first saw it, I thought it was a bank-robbing mask for an owl.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38LAUGHTER
0:32:38 > 0:32:41- Give me all the money! - HE MIMICS AN OWL HOOTING
0:32:41 > 0:32:43How good would an owl be at a lookout, like that?
0:32:43 > 0:32:47It gives you the round voluptuous arse you've always wanted.
0:32:47 > 0:32:51- For men - a bum-bra!- The question is, Meesha, for a special prize,
0:32:51 > 0:32:56would you be able to recognise a man with a bogus arse? A bog-arse.
0:32:56 > 0:32:57Er, I hope so!
0:32:57 > 0:33:01Well, let's find out, as we play Never Mind The Bum-bras.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:05 > 0:33:09Now, Meesh...a, as you can see, there are five males
0:33:09 > 0:33:11whose bottoms require your attention.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14You just need to identify which ones have been enhanced by this -
0:33:14 > 0:33:19- a bum-bra.- But, before you choose, it's only fair you get a better look
0:33:19 > 0:33:23at the booty. So, will it be Number One, Bum-bledore?
0:33:23 > 0:33:26MUSIC: "Turn Me On" by David Guetta ft Nicki Minaj
0:33:26 > 0:33:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:38 > 0:33:42Will it be Number Two, Speccy-Four-Bums?
0:33:52 > 0:33:56Or, Meesha, will it be Number Three, Bob the Bummer?
0:33:56 > 0:33:59CHEERING
0:34:07 > 0:34:12Or how about Number Four, Humpty-Bumpty?
0:34:12 > 0:34:15CHEERING
0:34:20 > 0:34:24Or Number Five, Bum-tylicious?
0:34:24 > 0:34:26CHEERING
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Wow.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47CHEERING
0:34:49 > 0:34:52So Meesha, what do you think about Number One?
0:34:52 > 0:34:56Is he faking that behind? Bum-bra or no bum-bra?
0:34:56 > 0:35:00I think his old age is showing, it's a bit saggy!
0:35:00 > 0:35:03- Sorry! I don't think he's got one on.- OK. Let's see.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06Number One, please reveal your arse.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08LAUGHTER
0:35:10 > 0:35:12SCREAMING
0:35:12 > 0:35:14APPLAUSE
0:35:18 > 0:35:20Please stop revealing your arse!
0:35:20 > 0:35:23Stop revealing it! LAUGHTER
0:35:23 > 0:35:26I will never, EVER get an erection again.
0:35:28 > 0:35:29Neither will he.
0:35:32 > 0:35:34What about Number Two?
0:35:34 > 0:35:37- Bum-bra or no bum-bra? - He's too skinny. No bum-bra.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39Number Two, reveal your arse!
0:35:39 > 0:35:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:45 > 0:35:47Number Three, bum bra or no bum bra?
0:35:47 > 0:35:50That one's a bit hard, his jeans are baggy. Erm...
0:35:50 > 0:35:53- Bum-bra.- Gone with bum-bra. Let's see if you're right.
0:35:53 > 0:35:57Number Three, please reveal your arse.
0:35:57 > 0:36:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:00 > 0:36:03Camera six is loving that. He zoomed in on it!
0:36:03 > 0:36:06- He was hoping for a glimpse of anus. - LAUGHTER
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Camera six has got a boner! Boner!
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Boner!
0:36:11 > 0:36:15- Hey, camera six, nice tripod.- Yeah! - LAUGHTER
0:36:15 > 0:36:19All right, number four, bum bra or no bum bra. What do you reckon?
0:36:19 > 0:36:21- No bum bra. It's a bit flat. - Let's see if it's right.
0:36:21 > 0:36:25- Number four, please reveal your arse.- Ohhh!
0:36:25 > 0:36:27GAGGING NOISES
0:36:29 > 0:36:32There was a couple of anal hairs poking out from the side there.
0:36:32 > 0:36:38- Mate!- OK. Number five. Bum bra or no bum bra?
0:36:38 > 0:36:42- No bum bra. He's a bit buff. I think it's natural.- A BIT buff?
0:36:42 > 0:36:44A bit buff!
0:36:44 > 0:36:48- His arms are the size of my head. - Exactly.- Let's see if you're right.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50Number five, please reveal your bum.
0:36:54 > 0:36:59- I like it!- Oh, my God, that's actual arse out there.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01Look at Emily trying to crane round for a full perv.
0:37:01 > 0:37:05- Can I have a little look, just quickly?- Private dance for Emily.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07Is it any good, Em?
0:37:07 > 0:37:09That's a really good bum, I'm not going to lie.
0:37:09 > 0:37:15However, I've got every character from Lord Of The Rings 1 painted.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18- Beat that.- Ohhh!
0:37:18 > 0:37:21Meesha, I have no idea how you did there but we'll give you the prize.
0:37:21 > 0:37:25We will both sign the bum bra and you can take it home with you.
0:37:25 > 0:37:26- How about that?- lovely.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28CHEERING
0:37:28 > 0:37:31And thank you, the bum bra men.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35That was the final question
0:37:35 > 0:37:39and the winner of tonight's Man Vs Woman is Meesha!
0:37:39 > 0:37:41CHEERING
0:37:44 > 0:37:47You win the star girlie prize of a handbag and some rose wine,
0:37:47 > 0:37:49ladies and gentlemen!
0:37:53 > 0:37:55Now, that was Man Vs Woman,
0:37:55 > 0:37:58but all this is still heading straight for your faces.
0:38:00 > 0:38:03'Emily and Adam unzipped. She's skinny-dipped. He hasn't.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06'She's faked an orgasm, he hasn't.
0:38:06 > 0:38:12'What else will Inbetweener Emily and BAFTA winner Adam divulge tonight?
0:38:12 > 0:38:13'Hens unzipped.
0:38:13 > 0:38:17'Find out if they're sober enough to complete our challenge
0:38:17 > 0:38:23'by getting their hands on something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue.
0:38:23 > 0:38:26'Celebs unzipped. It's time to wheel out the famous folk.
0:38:26 > 0:38:32'Keep watching to see what Russell, Polly and Joe have got to say about nicknames, nudity and nanas.'
0:38:35 > 0:38:38Welcome to the part of the show that previous guests have described
0:38:38 > 0:38:43as disturbing, confusing and, in the words of Holly Willoughby, totally unacceptable for broadcast.
0:38:43 > 0:38:47It's time to hear what the unzipped sample have to say for themselves.
0:38:47 > 0:38:48These guys!
0:38:50 > 0:38:55Tonight we're talking about partying, because we all love a good night out.
0:38:55 > 0:38:59According to the report, 35% of under-25s go out at least twice a week.
0:38:59 > 0:39:03- You two, I reckon party animals. Are you?- Oh, yeah. A little bit.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06- How often do you go out? - Every weekend.
0:39:06 > 0:39:10You must have had a few last week. Look who you ended up with.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14Oh, my God!
0:39:14 > 0:39:16Oh, Russell.
0:39:16 > 0:39:20That's a rational explanation for that. I can explain.
0:39:20 > 0:39:21I was trying to get off with her.
0:39:23 > 0:39:27- We had fun, didn't we, babes?- Yep!
0:39:27 > 0:39:32You won the Rising Star BAFTA recently. A big night out after that?
0:39:32 > 0:39:37- I took all my boys to McDonald's. - Oh, my God.
0:39:37 > 0:39:42I bought 'em an extra large meal and I said, yeah, party time.
0:39:42 > 0:39:48- What's the most showbiz party you've ever been to, Emily?- I went to the FHM party the other night,
0:39:48 > 0:39:51which was really fun. I really liked that.
0:39:51 > 0:39:55- Number Ten and FHM.- That deserves a round of applause.- Yeah, man.
0:39:55 > 0:39:59- Number Ten.- Number Ten.
0:39:59 > 0:40:04I honestly don't know... I do not know how I blagged that one. That is mental.
0:40:04 > 0:40:06- You beat Angelina Jolie. - It's a travesty!
0:40:06 > 0:40:10- That's worldwide, as well, isn't it? - I know, it's ridiculous.- Love that.
0:40:10 > 0:40:15Don't get me wrong, I'm absolutely flattered but it's... Oh, my God. People were outraged.
0:40:15 > 0:40:19- I tell you what, though. Tulisa won it. THAT'S an outrage.- Ooooh!
0:40:19 > 0:40:22- OK, party tricks. Have you got any party tricks?- You've got one.
0:40:22 > 0:40:27- I've got a party trick.- Yeah?- Sick party trick! Always works as well.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29If you're trying to get that buffy in the rave,
0:40:29 > 0:40:32I'll pull out my phone and I'll do a little thing.
0:40:32 > 0:40:36I can basically play the EastEnders theme tune on my phone.
0:40:36 > 0:40:40- And that works with the women? - Mm. always!
0:40:40 > 0:40:44Because they don't think I can do it and then I show them
0:40:44 > 0:40:46and then they're like, "Wow. Wow.
0:40:46 > 0:40:47"Let me just give you my number."
0:40:47 > 0:40:51- Wow.- Can I show everyone? - Yeah, do it.- Yeah, yeah.
0:40:51 > 0:40:55- All right, cool, cool.- All right, ladies, ladies, brace yourselves.
0:40:55 > 0:41:01- Let me show you my skill, innit? Let me show you this little ting right now.- His little ting!
0:41:01 > 0:41:05Wait, I'll put a little beat behind it, OK? You ready?
0:41:05 > 0:41:06You ain't my muvver!
0:41:06 > 0:41:08SCREECHES: Yes, I am!
0:41:08 > 0:41:10HE IMITATES EASTENDERS INTRO
0:41:10 > 0:41:16HE CLUMSILY PLAYS EASTENDERS THEME ON KEYPAD
0:41:27 > 0:41:29Hold on.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32A BAFTA award winner, everybody.
0:41:32 > 0:41:36- And then it ends. Then it ends, and it's done. - CHEERING
0:41:38 > 0:41:42I've got one. I'll teach you this. You might recognise this one.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44GREG CLEARS THROAT
0:41:44 > 0:41:46# Mary had a little lamb... #
0:41:46 > 0:41:48That's what I'm saying!
0:41:48 > 0:41:51# And unfortunately it had rabies... #
0:41:51 > 0:41:54- I like that one. - # And died a horrible death
0:41:54 > 0:41:55# It's dead. #
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Teach me that, bruv.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01Well, Russell.
0:42:01 > 0:42:06After that techno fest, things are getting moist here, aren't they, ladies?
0:42:06 > 0:42:08When we surveyed people for the Unzipped Report,
0:42:08 > 0:42:09we asked them this question.
0:42:09 > 0:42:11Sex, drugs or rock'n'roll?
0:42:11 > 0:42:15- What do you think their favourite answer was, guys?- ALL: Sex!
0:42:15 > 0:42:18I thought a few people would shout something else!
0:42:18 > 0:42:24You are actually correct. 67% of people said sex, whilst only 30% said rock'n'roll
0:42:24 > 0:42:26and just 3% said drugs.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29You should have used my dealer.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31I'm only joking, I'm not interesting enough to use drugs,
0:42:31 > 0:42:33but in a game of Second Edition Dungeons and Dragons, look out,
0:42:33 > 0:42:36because I will destroy you with my +1 sword.
0:42:36 > 0:42:40Take it, goblins. So where would be the best place to find all three?
0:42:40 > 0:42:42Of course, a party.
0:42:42 > 0:42:45Which is why some people will do anything to get in. Won't they...
0:42:45 > 0:42:47Latoya?
0:42:47 > 0:42:52- Hello. Hi.- What happened? - Basically a big group of us were on holiday,
0:42:52 > 0:42:55we decided to go to a really uptown club on the night.
0:42:55 > 0:42:58- Where were you on holiday? - Beijing, China.
0:42:58 > 0:43:02Of course. Classic party...
0:43:03 > 0:43:06When we got to the actual club, there was a really long queue.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09I kind of marched through and I was just like,
0:43:09 > 0:43:11"Do you know who I am?
0:43:11 > 0:43:13"I'm Naomi Campbell."
0:43:13 > 0:43:16I know I don't look like her but I just wanted to get into the club.
0:43:16 > 0:43:18I think you do, babe, a bit, to be fair.
0:43:19 > 0:43:20They believed you?
0:43:20 > 0:43:23- They don't know what she looks like so...- What do you mean?
0:43:23 > 0:43:27- Well...- How could they be impressed by who you were?
0:43:27 > 0:43:29"I've never heard of her. In you come."
0:43:31 > 0:43:34They knew her name but they didn't know what she looked like,
0:43:34 > 0:43:37or they just thought, "Black, tall, let her in."
0:43:37 > 0:43:38So...
0:43:38 > 0:43:41Oh, so it's a racist story? Lovely.
0:43:41 > 0:43:44I feel very uncomfortable. Back to you, Greg.
0:43:44 > 0:43:48- Do you two ever have trouble getting into places any more?- Yeah.
0:43:48 > 0:43:52- Really?- I feel like sometimes bouncers are on such a power trip.
0:43:52 > 0:43:57- They're deliberately arseholes sometimes.- I hate them.
0:43:57 > 0:43:58I hate them.
0:43:58 > 0:44:00- I hate bouncers. - Yeah, they're horrible.
0:44:00 > 0:44:04It's like they go to a special school just to be a prick, like.
0:44:04 > 0:44:07People say bouncers are vile to me, absolutely vile.
0:44:07 > 0:44:09- Even to you?- Yes! Vile!
0:44:09 > 0:44:12- Bouncers always let girls in. - Yeah, they do.
0:44:12 > 0:44:14They don't let me in! They're horrible to me.
0:44:14 > 0:44:17The most depressing moment of the last few years
0:44:17 > 0:44:19was backstage at Radio 1's Big Weekend
0:44:19 > 0:44:22- and I got ID'ed for drinks and everything.- No!
0:44:22 > 0:44:23It was awful.
0:44:23 > 0:44:27I go to a shop to buy cigarettes and they'll tell me, "Have you got ID?"
0:44:27 > 0:44:30I've tried to get my head around taking it as a compliment.
0:44:30 > 0:44:34I had the same problem last week when I was trying to buy nunchucks and acid.
0:44:34 > 0:44:39- LAUGHTER - Now, of course, at any party there is always someone
0:44:39 > 0:44:41who starts causing trouble after a few drinks.
0:44:41 > 0:44:46If you're going to do that, maybe avoid picking on Yvette.
0:44:46 > 0:44:48- Yeah.- Why should we avoid picking on you, are you a hard mofo?
0:44:48 > 0:44:52I'm not that hard. I get a bit aggressive when drunk, not too bad.
0:44:52 > 0:44:53It wasn't me this time.
0:44:53 > 0:44:56I was out clubbing and everybody likes a crazy dance.
0:44:56 > 0:44:57I wasn't in anyone's way.
0:44:57 > 0:45:01I think this guy took a disliking to my dancing.
0:45:01 > 0:45:04He come up to me and literally with his leg,
0:45:04 > 0:45:06swiped both my feet out from underneath me.
0:45:06 > 0:45:09- I hit the floor and bruised my hip quite badly.- No way.
0:45:09 > 0:45:12I got up and was like, "What just happened?"
0:45:12 > 0:45:14I started swearing at him and raging.
0:45:14 > 0:45:16- Not expecting it, he did it again. - What?!
0:45:16 > 0:45:20- I was like, "Boom! That was embarrassing, second time down." - What'd you do?
0:45:20 > 0:45:24I used to do judo, when I was younger.
0:45:24 > 0:45:25I grabbed him, flipped around
0:45:25 > 0:45:28and flipped him over my shoulder onto the floor
0:45:28 > 0:45:30and then I jumped on him,
0:45:30 > 0:45:34put my hand around his throat, pinned his other arm down and said,
0:45:34 > 0:45:36"You touch me again and I'll kill you."
0:45:36 > 0:45:38He was like, "Aah!"
0:45:38 > 0:45:40The bouncer came over and was like,
0:45:40 > 0:45:42"Excuse me, Miss, could you get off him?"
0:45:42 > 0:45:43I was like, "Oh, sorry!"
0:45:43 > 0:45:47In Essex, that's a traditional mating dance.
0:45:47 > 0:45:51The thing is, someone had a cameraphone on them at the time
0:45:51 > 0:45:54and they caught the moment when you pinned this guy.
0:45:54 > 0:45:56We have the image. Have a look at this.
0:45:56 > 0:45:58- LAUGHTER - Oh, my God.
0:46:00 > 0:46:02APPLAUSE
0:46:03 > 0:46:07So, if we've learned anything tonight, it's this -
0:46:07 > 0:46:10if you're out one night and recognise anybody from our audience,
0:46:10 > 0:46:13I suggest you leave the party immediately.
0:46:13 > 0:46:16Unzipped sample, give yourself a deserved round of applause.
0:46:16 > 0:46:19CHEERING
0:46:21 > 0:46:26How normal are you? Quirky, boring or completely gaga?
0:46:26 > 0:46:28Check out Britain Unzipped on the BBC Three website.
0:46:28 > 0:46:31And by answering our questions, find out how your social life,
0:46:31 > 0:46:34work life and even sex life compare to the rest of Britain.
0:46:34 > 0:46:37We'll provide you with a personalised report.
0:46:37 > 0:46:40It's up to you whether you share it with friends
0:46:40 > 0:46:41or keep it as our little secret.
0:46:41 > 0:46:43Just go to...
0:46:45 > 0:46:47..and click on Britain Unzipped.
0:46:47 > 0:46:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:46:50 > 0:46:54Thousands of you have already completed the Britain Unzipped report online,
0:46:54 > 0:46:56but there are different questions featured every week.
0:46:56 > 0:46:59If you were shocked or disappointed by your rating last time, try again.
0:46:59 > 0:47:02You can. Now let's link up with our cameras in Liverpool.
0:47:02 > 0:47:04How are our hens getting along?
0:47:04 > 0:47:07The last time we caught up with our bride-to-be and hens,
0:47:07 > 0:47:11we challenged them to bring something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue.
0:47:11 > 0:47:14If they succeed - Emily and Adam will be the judge of that -
0:47:14 > 0:47:16we've got a prize for the whole hen party.
0:47:16 > 0:47:19Let's see how they're getting on. Hello, Sam?
0:47:19 > 0:47:21CHEERING
0:47:21 > 0:47:26- Sam, have you got something old? - We have.
0:47:26 > 0:47:28CHEERING
0:47:28 > 0:47:30LAUGHTER
0:47:30 > 0:47:32Who's that?
0:47:37 > 0:47:38Sam, who was that?
0:47:38 > 0:47:40His name's Michael.
0:47:40 > 0:47:42We met him earlier. He's our friend.
0:47:44 > 0:47:46He's joining the rest of our hen do.
0:47:46 > 0:47:50- He's just an old man you found?- Yes. - All right, OK.
0:47:50 > 0:47:54OK, so dare I ask, something new?
0:47:54 > 0:47:58Something new - we've got a bit of body art on our girlies.
0:47:58 > 0:47:59Oh.
0:47:59 > 0:48:02- We've got Charlie.- Oh!
0:48:03 > 0:48:05CHEERING
0:48:06 > 0:48:08Have you got something borrowed?
0:48:08 > 0:48:10Yes, we have. We've got...
0:48:10 > 0:48:14- Three sets of boxers. - CHEERING
0:48:14 > 0:48:16Where have you borrowed those from?
0:48:16 > 0:48:21We borrowed them from the lovely lads that we attacked.
0:48:24 > 0:48:26- Oh, my God.- Who are they?!
0:48:26 > 0:48:29- Finally, what about something blue? - Stripper.
0:48:29 > 0:48:32SAM CACKLES Uh-oh.
0:48:32 > 0:48:35MUSIC: "You Can Leave Your Hat On" by Tom Jones
0:48:38 > 0:48:40Oh!
0:48:43 > 0:48:46HEN PARTY SCREAM
0:48:52 > 0:48:54Michael just sat there!
0:48:56 > 0:48:57# Baby take off your coat... #
0:48:57 > 0:49:00James is not going to be very happy about this.
0:49:02 > 0:49:03Adam wants to walk off.
0:49:04 > 0:49:08Michael's relief that he didn't get his bell-end out is unbelievable.
0:49:08 > 0:49:14Emily and Adam, do you think the hens deserve their prizes or not?
0:49:14 > 0:49:16- My God!- I think they should.
0:49:16 > 0:49:20- I think they do. Definitely, that was amazing.- That was nice.
0:49:20 > 0:49:23Congratulations, Sam. You've won the prizes, well done.
0:49:23 > 0:49:26CHEERING
0:49:26 > 0:49:32Sam, your prize is Unzipped cocktails for the whole hen party.
0:49:32 > 0:49:35CHEERING
0:49:35 > 0:49:39Make the most of it. You're having fun at the moment but you are girls,
0:49:39 > 0:49:42you'll drink white wine and finish the night crying and arguing.
0:49:42 > 0:49:45- Thank you so much. Thanks, Michael. - Goodbye! Bye, hens. Bye, Michael.
0:49:45 > 0:49:47Bye, Michael!
0:49:47 > 0:49:49And whilst we recover from all that,
0:49:49 > 0:49:53here's a safer package to feast your eyes upon.
0:50:24 > 0:50:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:50:28 > 0:50:31So we've learned a lot about the British public tonight.
0:50:31 > 0:50:34Now it's time to leave economy class behind and get a celebrity upgrade.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37Who better to guide us into the VIP lounge
0:50:37 > 0:50:38than Emily Atack and Adam Deacon.
0:50:38 > 0:50:41APPLAUSE
0:50:43 > 0:50:47It's time to find out what you two know about your fellow celebs.
0:50:47 > 0:50:50This is our Celebs Unzipped board. Have a look.
0:50:51 > 0:50:55As you can see, there are some beautiful celebrity faces staring down at you.
0:50:55 > 0:50:58And Frankie Cocozza is on there, too.
0:50:58 > 0:51:01All you need to do is pick a square, and answer a question about that celebrity.
0:51:01 > 0:51:05All the questions are related to the stats we've uncovered in our report.
0:51:05 > 0:51:07- I love stats.- Yeah, me too.
0:51:07 > 0:51:08Get enough questions right
0:51:08 > 0:51:12and you'll win something for everyone in the studio.
0:51:12 > 0:51:15CHEERING
0:51:15 > 0:51:17Up for grabs tonight is the ultimate combination
0:51:17 > 0:51:19of a party drink and party food.
0:51:19 > 0:51:23I think you know what I'm talking about! Vodka jelly for everyone!
0:51:23 > 0:51:25CHEERING
0:51:25 > 0:51:28- Oh, no you didn't. - I went there. I went there!
0:51:28 > 0:51:31- And I enjoyed it. - The pressure is on.
0:51:31 > 0:51:34Let's add to that pressure with the sort of music
0:51:34 > 0:51:36you'd get on a proper game show, something like this.
0:51:36 > 0:51:40DRAMATIC MUSICAL CRESCENDO
0:51:40 > 0:51:43That will do. Pick your first celebrity, please.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47The beautiful Holly.
0:51:47 > 0:51:49Holly Willoughby.
0:51:49 > 0:51:54We asked Holly Willoughby, "What is the one thing she would do
0:51:54 > 0:51:55"if no-one would ever find out?"
0:51:55 > 0:51:58Did she say, "naked cage dancing in Ibiza",
0:51:58 > 0:52:02or "being invisible for a day"?
0:52:02 > 0:52:04- I think invisible.- Yeah, invisible.
0:52:04 > 0:52:05Audience?
0:52:05 > 0:52:07AUDIENCE: Invisible!
0:52:07 > 0:52:09Seems to be pretty unanimous here. Let's have a look.
0:52:10 > 0:52:13So, if nobody would ever find out...
0:52:13 > 0:52:18I would probably have full body lipo from my biggest toe
0:52:18 > 0:52:24to the top of my head, and then, and this is the bit I really want to do,
0:52:24 > 0:52:30is go into a cage, in Ibiza, and just dance naked for a whole night.
0:52:30 > 0:52:33- I thought she was a good girl. - She's naughty!
0:52:33 > 0:52:36- I can't believe that!- If no-one found out, that's what she'd do.
0:52:36 > 0:52:40- She's got a good girl face. - Very naughty!- I can't believe it.
0:52:40 > 0:52:42I broke that clip when I first watched it!
0:52:42 > 0:52:43LAUGHTER
0:52:43 > 0:52:45- Can I do you, Greg? - LAUGHTER
0:52:45 > 0:52:46Sorry! No!
0:52:46 > 0:52:48LAUGHTER
0:52:48 > 0:52:49Absolutely, yes.
0:52:51 > 0:52:54Stay away from Emily! I saw her first, dickhead!
0:52:54 > 0:52:58As it is a question about Greg, I will have to ask that one
0:52:58 > 0:53:00due to BBC regulations.
0:53:01 > 0:53:05Now, 18% of people have admitted to dressing up
0:53:05 > 0:53:07in their partner's clothes.
0:53:07 > 0:53:09But has Greg ever done this?
0:53:09 > 0:53:11AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:53:11 > 0:53:13Yes. He's a dodgy guy. I think, yes.
0:53:13 > 0:53:15There was no deliberation there.
0:53:15 > 0:53:18- Greg, what did you say?- I said yes.
0:53:20 > 0:53:24Did one of your ex-girlfriends own a pair of gold hot pants?
0:53:24 > 0:53:26If not, please explain this.
0:53:26 > 0:53:29# All the single ladies
0:53:29 > 0:53:33# All the single ladies.
0:53:33 > 0:53:36# Put your hands up. #
0:53:40 > 0:53:42Don't make me laugh! Do it again!
0:53:48 > 0:53:51LAUGHTER
0:53:51 > 0:53:54APPLAUSE
0:53:54 > 0:53:56That is my day job, everybody.
0:53:56 > 0:53:58- You genuinely didn't know we had that, did you?- No, I didn't.
0:53:58 > 0:54:00- Next.- OK, next one.
0:54:00 > 0:54:03- Joe Swash, mate.- OK, Swash.
0:54:05 > 0:54:11We asked Joe what he thinks about to slow himself down during sex.
0:54:11 > 0:54:13- What he does to slow himself down? - Yes.
0:54:13 > 0:54:18Did it involve Margaret Thatcher or Bruce Forsyth?
0:54:19 > 0:54:22- Bruce Forsyth would slow you down. - Both together.
0:54:22 > 0:54:24They're both dodgy, man!
0:54:25 > 0:54:28Think like Joe Swash.
0:54:28 > 0:54:30- Joe - he'd think Margaret Thatcher. - Exactly.
0:54:30 > 0:54:33I want to get you guys the shots, man. Maggie Thatcher.
0:54:33 > 0:54:34Let's have a look.
0:54:36 > 0:54:39When I was a teenager, I'd think of Margaret Thatcher. That would work.
0:54:39 > 0:54:40APPLAUSE
0:54:40 > 0:54:42I'd think of my nan sometimes,
0:54:42 > 0:54:45but then I thought that was kind of weird, you know.
0:54:45 > 0:54:48Even if you're thinking of your nan to prolong sex,
0:54:48 > 0:54:51you're thinking of your nan in a sex kind of term.
0:54:51 > 0:54:55APPLAUSE
0:54:56 > 0:54:58It's one more to win.
0:54:58 > 0:55:00Go on, then.
0:55:00 > 0:55:02- AUDIENCE: Russell! - Yeah, Russell!
0:55:02 > 0:55:04Emily said me!
0:55:04 > 0:55:06For legal reasons, I have to ask the questions.
0:55:06 > 0:55:09She said my name, though! Can't ruin it!
0:55:09 > 0:55:13Question. What was Russell's nickname at school?
0:55:13 > 0:55:14Oh, shit.
0:55:14 > 0:55:20Was it Roger Rabbit or Rampant Rabbit?
0:55:20 > 0:55:21LAUGHTER
0:55:22 > 0:55:24Roger.
0:55:24 > 0:55:27- Roger Rabbit. - You're going for Roger?
0:55:27 > 0:55:28- Yeah.- I think so. Roger Rabbit.
0:55:28 > 0:55:30- Russell? - Because I've got massive teeth
0:55:30 > 0:55:35and always have had, before I had my brace on, I was called Roger Rabbit.
0:55:35 > 0:55:38APPLAUSE
0:55:40 > 0:55:42The thing is, as we all know,
0:55:42 > 0:55:46kids at school can be really cruel, and although it's a bit unfair,
0:55:46 > 0:55:48I don't remember Roger Rabbit looking like this.
0:55:48 > 0:55:50What have you done?
0:55:50 > 0:55:52LAUGHTER
0:55:52 > 0:55:54Where did you get that?
0:55:56 > 0:55:58How embarrassing!
0:55:58 > 0:56:01That bowl cut is an early One Direction cut!
0:56:01 > 0:56:04And old enough to bang Flack.
0:56:06 > 0:56:09- We've only got one...not! We've got more.- No!
0:56:09 > 0:56:11LAUGHTER
0:56:11 > 0:56:15- Where have you got these from? Have you been in touch with my mum or something?- Maybe.
0:56:15 > 0:56:17- You absolute... - Shall we have one more?- No!
0:56:22 > 0:56:24LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:56:30 > 0:56:32Sick jumper. That is amazing.
0:56:34 > 0:56:36- Are you OK? - Always surrounded by pussay!
0:56:39 > 0:56:41The good news is that is correct, which means you have won!
0:56:41 > 0:56:43Come and join us. Amazing news!
0:56:47 > 0:56:48Congratulations.
0:56:48 > 0:56:53Thanks to you two, everybody here tonight wins the vodka jelly!
0:56:53 > 0:56:56That's all we've got time for tonight.
0:56:56 > 0:56:59A massive thank you to our guests, Emily Atack and Adam Deacon.
0:56:59 > 0:57:02APPLAUSE
0:57:02 > 0:57:06Thanks to Joe, Meesha and our hens in Liverpool as well.
0:57:06 > 0:57:07APPLAUSE
0:57:07 > 0:57:10We're back next week with more weird and wonderful results.
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0:57:18 > 0:57:20Thank you for watching and goodbye.
0:57:20 > 0:57:22APPLAUSE
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