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0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains adult humour

0:00:06 > 0:00:08- What is Unzipped? - That's for history to decide.

0:00:08 > 0:00:10We're creating it. How can we know what it is? Some people have said

0:00:10 > 0:00:12it's the closest we've come in the 21st century

0:00:12 > 0:00:14to having a broadcaster, at last,

0:00:14 > 0:00:16explore sociology in a way

0:00:16 > 0:00:19that's compelling, intelligent and innovative.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Promise never, ever to do that again.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32The backbone of the show is the Unzipped Report,

0:00:32 > 0:00:34which thousands of people have filled out.

0:00:34 > 0:00:38We use that to explore every aspect of people's lives.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40- Do you fart in front of Frank?- No!

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Have you ever faked an orgasm?

0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Oh, God.- That was it there.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Have you ever taken revenge on an ex?

0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Definitely have.- What have you done?

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Celebrities love Unzipped.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53They just really enjoy the banter,

0:00:53 > 0:00:56the back and forth between me and Russell.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09- Ask one more.- Oh, yeah. How big is Philip Schofield's willy?

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Grow up.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Look, I am really looking forward to the new series.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16I can't wait to see who I am hosting with. It'll be great.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19I don't think either of us would want to do another series

0:01:19 > 0:01:21of Unzipped if we weren't working with each other.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23I know he wouldn't.

0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Russell...?- Kane. Russell Kane.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Again?!

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Is it a bromance? Er...

0:01:33 > 0:01:35What is love? I don't know.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Oh, God.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40GROANS

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Tonight we're joined by these two celebrities.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Sara Cox, Radio One DJ, mother of three

0:01:48 > 0:01:51and one of Bolton's finest exports.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53I didn't really understand the question.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57Anthony Joshua, a 22-year-old boxer from London

0:01:57 > 0:01:59who struck Olympic gold for Team GB.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Are you serious?

0:02:02 > 0:02:04But can they deal with our intrusive questions,

0:02:04 > 0:02:08and how truthful will they be when we discuss honesty?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10This is Unzipped.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Well, who'd have thought it? The suckers gave us a second series.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Welcome to brand-new Unzipped!

0:02:42 > 0:02:45CHEERING

0:02:45 > 0:02:47And this is Russell Kane.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54And that is Greg James, ladies and gentlemen.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00And this is the show which clambers into

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- one of the murkiest places known to man.- Yes. The head of a celebrity.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05And thanks to the biggest report

0:03:05 > 0:03:07of its kind ever to be created in this country,

0:03:07 > 0:03:10we'll see how celebrities compare to you lot,

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- AKA the great British public. - And if you were watching last series

0:03:13 > 0:03:16you'll already be aware that no subject is off-limits.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18And you'll also be aware there are no limits to the ways

0:03:18 > 0:03:21in which Russell will use the show purely as an excuse to chat up

0:03:21 > 0:03:26- our female and male guests.- What? - Which is bad news for these two.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Please welcome Olympic gold medallist Anthony Joshua,

0:03:28 > 0:03:30and superstar DJ Sara Cox!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32CHEERING

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Hi.- Hiya.

0:03:44 > 0:03:50- Welcome to Unzipped.- Thanks. It's exciting to be here.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Anthony, let's get this out of the way.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Get your medal out for the lads.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02He's got it! He's got it! No way!

0:04:08 > 0:04:12- Oh, my God!- It's an Olympic medal. Are we allowed to touch it?

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Or not?- Of course, yeah. You can take it out.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Please take it away. - I feel a bit inadequate now.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23I could have brought, like, my 10m swimming certificate.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27- So here's the deal. Over the next 45 minutes...- Hang on. 45?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29- It was an hour last time.- Yeah.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32What happened was, you know some of your VTs,

0:04:32 > 0:04:34some of the weaker elements, we stripped those out

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- and it's going to be 45 minutes this series.- Like that, is it?

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Anyway, over the next 45 minutes

0:04:39 > 0:04:42we're going to be sharing the results of the new Unzipped Report.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45And because we surveyed people about every aspect of life,

0:04:45 > 0:04:48we've got a pretty good idea of what counts as "normal" in this country.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Yes. So when we ask Anthony and Sara

0:04:50 > 0:04:52the same questions, we're going to be able to make

0:04:52 > 0:04:55sweeping yet valid statements about their mental well-being.

0:04:55 > 0:05:00- It's just a bit of fun. Please don't knock us out.- You'll be all right.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03I hate when someone smiles

0:05:03 > 0:05:06and is like, "I ain't going to hit you, mate."

0:05:08 > 0:05:09It's less scary when people are loud, innit?

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Cockneys are good at that. "No-one is going to hurt you, mate."

0:05:12 > 0:05:17"No-one in here's going to break your neck. Come in.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Well, we will be looking at one particular aspect of behaviour

0:05:20 > 0:05:22tonight, and that is honesty.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25And to help us delve into the world of secrets and lies, we invited

0:05:25 > 0:05:29a bunch of chancers who have absolutely nothing to lose or hide.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30Please welcome the Unzipped Sample,

0:05:30 > 0:05:32ladies and gentlemen. There they are.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37And we'll be hearing from that lot throughout the show

0:05:37 > 0:05:39as we reveal the answer to these big questions.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42All headed your way on tonight's Unzipped.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Sara Cox and Anthony Joshua Unzipped.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50Does kissing someone else when you're in a relationship

0:05:50 > 0:05:51count as being unfaithful?

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Does hair colour affect your intelligence?

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Find out in our Celebrity Face-Off.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Secrets Unzipped. How many of us have something hidden at home

0:06:00 > 0:06:03that we wouldn't want to be found? Someone in tonight's audience

0:06:03 > 0:06:09gets a surprise when we head to Newcastle to investigate. Mate.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Celebs Unzipped.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13And which one of these famous faces never showers,

0:06:13 > 0:06:17and which one claims to be an extremely passionate lover?

0:06:17 > 0:06:21All will be revealed thanks to tonight's Celebrity Confessions.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22CHEERING

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Anthony and Sarah, we are going to kick off with some questions

0:06:26 > 0:06:28lifted from our Unzipped Report

0:06:28 > 0:06:30and see how your answers compare with the rest of Britain.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Thousands of people answered these questions already.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35All we ask is that you tell the truth, the whole truth

0:06:35 > 0:06:39and nothing but the truth, or failing that, make up

0:06:39 > 0:06:42some stuff that's entertaining, because we need some cheap PR, yeah?

0:06:42 > 0:06:47So, Anthony Oluwafemi Olaseni Joshua, yeah...

0:06:47 > 0:06:51- Did I get it?- No. - Yeah, you got it.- Don't lie!

0:06:51 > 0:06:55- I didn't know you'd pull that out of the bag.- Please don't beat me up!

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- And Sara Joanne Cox.- Ey!

0:07:00 > 0:07:04- Stop doing that generic Northern noise at me.- Sorry.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09These are your normality questions.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14OK, Anthony and Sara, don't worry about these questions,

0:07:14 > 0:07:17they are light-hearted, it's an entertainment show.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19- Greg, keep it light as poss, OK? - Sure.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Sara, would you like to know when you're going to die?

0:07:23 > 0:07:25What?

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Would you like to know the day and the year...?- You don't know, do you?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- No!- It says tomorrow on the card.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36If you knew when you were going to die,

0:07:36 > 0:07:38you could just do anything you like until that day.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41I don't need to know when I'm going to shuffle off this mortal coil.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44I'm never going to die, never, you hear?!

0:07:44 > 0:07:48I hope they don't show this clip on my obituary now. Really weird.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Now I'm dead.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Don't laugh!

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- No, I wouldn't. Would I 'eck. No.- No.- No.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- No.- Anthony?- I'm the same. No, I wouldn't want to know.- Really?

0:07:58 > 0:08:02But I would. Say it was 83, for example.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06You could do anything you like, and you'd know whatever you do

0:08:06 > 0:08:09you're not going to die until you're 83.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12I would just run off a cliff and know that I couldn't die from it.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14"The machine said it!"

0:08:14 > 0:08:17I bet I'd survive with a food pipe for about 70 years,

0:08:17 > 0:08:20going, "I didn't think it through, did I?"

0:08:20 > 0:08:22You know what I did, yesterday?

0:08:22 > 0:08:26I inhaled a bit of my hair, and I thought "That's not a way to go."

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Killed by your own hairdo.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31And the split ends, imagine!

0:08:31 > 0:08:34The autopsy, they'd be like, "Oh, she needed a trim."

0:08:35 > 0:08:39So you said no, and that is normal. 74% of women

0:08:39 > 0:08:42said they would not want to know when they're going to die.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44- So well done, you are normal. - Next one.

0:08:44 > 0:08:49Anthony. Would you rather be a radio DJ or a stand-up comic?

0:08:49 > 0:08:56- Be careful what you say.- I think I'd like to be a stand-up comedian.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Sure about that?

0:08:57 > 0:09:02- Yeah. Well, I'm not too sure. - I'd like to see someone heckle you.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05I'd like to see the person who doesn't find my joke funny

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- so I can pick a fight with them outside.- Good one.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Good one.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14I'll see you later.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Actually, Anthony, I was chatting to Russell about this,

0:09:20 > 0:09:22and we'd quite like to change careers.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25- We want to be DJs together. - Or box.- Boxing?

0:09:25 > 0:09:29- Greg, shut up.- Five years ago, you hadn't boxed.- Yeah, four years ago

0:09:29 > 0:09:33- was when I first started.- Really? - Yeah, four years ago.- So look,

0:09:33 > 0:09:36- four years' time we'll be in... - Rio.- We could be in Rio.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38I'm going to have to show you a few things.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41He can just give you a little lesson.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43I'm always the person that gets hurt accidentally.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Stuff happens to me.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47So give us...

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- You have to get a bit of a rhythm, so relax.- That's no problem.

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Exactly. Something like that. Not as much!

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- So, rhythm, yeah? - Bit of a rhythm, bit of a lean.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Are you supposed to go back on your back foot?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Like they say in movies? - It's like a shot put,

0:10:12 > 0:10:14- so you want to get the power. - Oh, right. Pa-pow!

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Exactly! Keep the weight on your back foot.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19There's no way we'll get...

0:10:19 > 0:10:22let's both of us at the same time versus Anthony. Wait, wait, wait.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26You're still quite tough, so I once beat my brother up using this.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28You're only allowed to use one finger like that.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Right, ready?- Let's do it.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32- BELL RINGS - Seconds out. Round one.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Go in for the foot. The feet.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37- The feet! Punch his foot! - LAUGHTER

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Argh! It still really hurts!

0:10:39 > 0:10:43- It still really hurts! - RUSSELL SQUEALS

0:10:43 > 0:10:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Legend! Very good!

0:10:51 > 0:10:53- That was still scary!- Yeah?

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Like when that finger struck me...

0:10:56 > 0:10:59there was still quite a lot of power behind that!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01So, Anthony, you said comic. That is normal.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Only just, though.

0:11:03 > 0:11:0555% of men said they'd rather be a stand-up comedian.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Yeah?- Don't try it, guys, it's terrifying!

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Next one. Do you kiss with tongues

0:11:11 > 0:11:12in front of your dear children?

0:11:12 > 0:11:14No! Do we 'eck!

0:11:14 > 0:11:16No! No, no. Although, actually,

0:11:16 > 0:11:19kids go through a stage, my son went through a stage,

0:11:19 > 0:11:21he's four now, he went through a stage of,

0:11:21 > 0:11:22like, slipping me the tongue.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Because they obviously don't realise the sexy connotations.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27They just think it's funny.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29So you're like, "Come and give me a kiss,"

0:11:29 > 0:11:31and he's like that at the last minute.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33If you've been tongued by your mum, call...

0:11:33 > 0:11:36That is, of course, normal, Sara.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Only 9% of women

0:11:38 > 0:11:40do kiss with tongues in front of their children.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42But who are those 9%?!

0:11:42 > 0:11:44THEY LAUGH

0:11:44 > 0:11:46- The people that watch this show. - Yeah, exactly.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50Anthony, would you donate your sperm to a single friend

0:11:50 > 0:11:52who is desperate to have a baby?

0:11:52 > 0:11:56- That's TO a friend, not ON a friend. - LAUGHTER

0:11:58 > 0:12:01I thought you were asking!

0:12:01 > 0:12:02"Come here, baby, I've got to donate!"

0:12:04 > 0:12:06It's to help out a friend.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09If they can't have kids, would you donate your sperm?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12- I would, yeah.- You would?- Yeah.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Sara, would you donate an egg?

0:12:14 > 0:12:15- Would I donate HIS sperm?- Yeah!

0:12:15 > 0:12:18You have to be quick with these things.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Legging it down the street with a little yoghurt pot.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Breathing in me own hair!

0:12:25 > 0:12:29No, it's gold medal-winning jism.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:12:32 > 0:12:33You'd get loads of money for that.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- You should look into that. - No, no, no!

0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Don't get me started!- Yeah, he could make a bomb from that!

0:12:40 > 0:12:41But would you?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Would you donate, if a friend of yours couldn't have kids,

0:12:44 > 0:12:46would you donate an egg to a friend?

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Well, I mean, if they really wanted

0:12:48 > 0:12:51a knock-kneed, large foreheaded child, sure!

0:12:51 > 0:12:54But I doubt they'd want that.

0:12:54 > 0:12:55You said yes, that is normal.

0:12:55 > 0:12:5862% of men said they would donate sperm

0:12:58 > 0:13:00to a friend, so well done.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Good work.- All right, next one.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06- Anthony, if you entered the sex industry for one day...- For one day?

0:13:06 > 0:13:08One day gold special!

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Gold jizz and all that!

0:13:11 > 0:13:13I loved that mime! That was lovely!

0:13:13 > 0:13:15- That was a lovely mime!- Gold!

0:13:15 > 0:13:18How much would you charge for sex?

0:13:18 > 0:13:22- Ah, well...- All the ladies counting in their purses now!

0:13:26 > 0:13:27All the purses unzip.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29"Do you take Miss Selfridge vouchers?"

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Erm...- How much? How much? How much?

0:13:34 > 0:13:35I'd say about...

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- £7,000 - £8,000. - Really?

0:13:38 > 0:13:41AUDIENCE OOHS

0:13:41 > 0:13:42If money wasn't an object,

0:13:42 > 0:13:44let's say you were a rich lady.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46How many ladies would pay £8,000? Be honest.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49- LAUGHTER - There's a few over there!

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Was that a woman or a man?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:13:56 > 0:13:58What about you, Sara?

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Oh, money couldn't buy such riches!

0:14:03 > 0:14:05In all seriousness, though, how much?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07LAUGHTER

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Downgrade it. Just for a hand shandy or something?

0:14:10 > 0:14:11That's disgusting!

0:14:12 > 0:14:15- It would be about 10 million. - 10 million?

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Just for a hand shandy?

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Yeah. It's good, though.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22What about you, Greg? Would you?

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Well...I feel like I've got to undercut Anthony.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29What was yours, £8,000? I'll go £7,995 on the road.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Bit like a Renault Laguna.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37You do get three years free servicing.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Russell, come on. We're all dying to know.- I'd do it for free.

0:14:43 > 0:14:44No, I'm a right ho.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Just climb on.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48It's like Alton Towers with no tickets.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Now, that's not normal.

0:14:50 > 0:14:55On average, men said they would charge £4,315.20.

0:14:55 > 0:14:56That's the average.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Wow! That's awesome!

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Imagine counting the change out.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02"There you go!"

0:15:02 > 0:15:04"Where's your 20p, babe? Keep your bra on!"

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Women would charge £7,019.07.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- Not bad.- Wow.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14That's the end of your normality questions.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Thank you for being honest, Anthony and Sara.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:15:21 > 0:15:23We've still got a long way to go tonight before deciding

0:15:23 > 0:15:25which of tonight's guests is the most

0:15:25 > 0:15:27wicky-wicky-wicky-wild West in the head.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30But, let's be honest, Sara. It's not looking good, is it, babe?

0:15:30 > 0:15:32- No, it's not! - SHE LAUGHS

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Anthony and Sara have given us an insight into their behaviour,

0:15:35 > 0:15:37but how well do they know you?

0:15:37 > 0:15:39We'll find out next, when they go head-to-head

0:15:39 > 0:15:40in our Celebrity Face-Off.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42This week's questions are all about honesty.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45So to get you in the mood for that, here's a load of lies,

0:15:45 > 0:15:47including one probably told by women like Sara.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Welcome to Unzipped Celebrity Face-Off,

0:16:51 > 0:16:54for the chance for tonight's guests to prove that,

0:16:54 > 0:16:56despite their spoiled, self-obsessed,

0:16:56 > 0:16:58and privileged lifestyles,

0:16:58 > 0:17:00- they haven't lost touch with the common man.- Scum!

0:17:00 > 0:17:02The questions are all about

0:17:02 > 0:17:06the answers from different people who completed the Unzipped survey.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08All the questions will be based on the theme

0:17:08 > 0:17:10of this week's show, which is honesty.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13So, Anthony, when you're not making everyone in the UK proud,

0:17:13 > 0:17:15are you a down to earth, honest lad?

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Yeah, chill out with the boys.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Couple of girls as well...

0:17:19 > 0:17:21LAUGHTER

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Not the most honest statement I've heard.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Sara, now do you still mingle with normal folk?

0:17:26 > 0:17:27I do hang out with normal people.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30I normally get my butler to go out and round a few up.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34And we, like, hang out on my driveway, and I look out at them.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36And then, like, let the dogs out.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38And you'll be playing for much more

0:17:38 > 0:17:40than just professional pride tonight,

0:17:40 > 0:17:44because the winner will also take home a very special prize.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48I have no idea what's under here, I have to say!

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Not been allowed to look.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53So, up for grabs tonight, we have a masterpiece

0:17:53 > 0:17:55that, apparently, I painted.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Oh, my God!- Anthony, I mean,

0:18:11 > 0:18:13would you like to get your hands on that?

0:18:13 > 0:18:15No, ask Sara!

0:18:15 > 0:18:18- That is horrible! - Sara? You like that?

0:18:18 > 0:18:21I don't really know how I would explain that away to...

0:18:21 > 0:18:22to anybody!

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Look at my buttocks, tantalisingly arched!

0:18:26 > 0:18:28And we also have, er...

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Oh, my God!

0:18:30 > 0:18:34We also have this lovely piece of work

0:18:34 > 0:18:36that I composed myself.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

0:18:40 > 0:18:41Oh, my God!

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Look at these!

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Sara, are you impressed with that work of art?

0:18:48 > 0:18:51I like the way Greg's upset about the boots!

0:18:53 > 0:18:54Borrowed your medal.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Look how small the surface area of your hand is!

0:19:01 > 0:19:02Your fingers are weird!

0:19:02 > 0:19:04It's like you're wearing a fleshy mitten!

0:19:06 > 0:19:07Eurgh!

0:19:07 > 0:19:10- I don't know what I think of that. - Wow!

0:19:10 > 0:19:11OK, let's get on with it.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13It's time for this week's Celebrity Face-Off.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:19:20 > 0:19:23The first question is about the difference between men and women.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26When we asked British women whether snogging someone

0:19:26 > 0:19:28other than their partner counts as being unfaithful,

0:19:28 > 0:19:29only 15% said no.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31What's the percentage of men from the south of England

0:19:31 > 0:19:34like Anthony? Write down your answers.

0:19:34 > 0:19:38The closest to the correct answer wins the round. Go!

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Russ, have you ever been unfaithful?

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Were you unfaithful over the summer?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Er...well, I would need someone to be unfaithful to, for a start.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46I was faithful to my hand, wasn't I?

0:19:46 > 0:19:49"You were, you were faithful to me! You never cheat on me!"

0:19:49 > 0:19:50It's OK, baby, it's cos I love you!

0:19:50 > 0:19:53DRAMATIC MUSIC

0:19:53 > 0:19:55OK, time's up. Anthony, what have you written?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57And, more importantly, why?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00- 37%.- You think that 37% of men

0:20:00 > 0:20:02think that if you snog someone, it's not cheating.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Yeah, yeah. - Why do you think that, then?

0:20:04 > 0:20:06As I said, when men get in relationships,

0:20:06 > 0:20:09some believe look after your woman, treat her like a princess,

0:20:09 > 0:20:11and then some men just can't be tamed

0:20:11 > 0:20:13and will always be men.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15So I think this 37% of men...

0:20:15 > 0:20:17LAUGHTER

0:20:17 > 0:20:20I think a lot of girls are just wondering,

0:20:20 > 0:20:23out of interest, which group you put yourself in.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26- I'm with the princess, treat her good...- There we are.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Sarah, what have you got?

0:20:28 > 0:20:30I've put 58%.

0:20:30 > 0:20:34Bastards, all of them! Bastards! And why is that?

0:20:34 > 0:20:38Because some men are ruled by their widges.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39LAUGHTER

0:20:39 > 0:20:41I can now reveal that the percentage of men

0:20:41 > 0:20:45from the south-east of England who don't count snogging someone

0:20:45 > 0:20:47who isn't their partner as being unfaithful

0:20:47 > 0:20:50is a worrying 37%.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51Wow!

0:20:51 > 0:20:53You got it right!

0:20:53 > 0:20:55CHEERING

0:20:59 > 0:21:01That's never happened.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03The chances of that is one in 200, so...

0:21:03 > 0:21:07That's more than double the percentage for women,

0:21:07 > 0:21:09which means Anthony well and truly wins the round

0:21:09 > 0:21:12and takes a step closer to tonight's very special prize.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13Next question.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16This is about the difference between men...

0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Men and women.- What's the...what's The Greggy Video?

0:21:19 > 0:21:22No, that's not...we changed that, guys. Roll it on.

0:21:22 > 0:21:23- It's nothing.- What?

0:21:23 > 0:21:26No, it's the statistical... How many women in the north of England...?

0:21:26 > 0:21:27- No, what is it?- It's nothing.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30It's a VT we don't have time for. We've got 45 minutes.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33It's just something stupid. You weren't in rehearsal. Move, go!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36No, look, we've got loads of time. Family Guy can wait.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39- What is it?- It's got nothing to do with the survey.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41I had a look at it, and it's going to be weird

0:21:41 > 0:21:43having a random clip the middle of the quiz.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Let's carry that energy forward and go...

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Why don't you want me to see it?

0:21:47 > 0:21:49- What's wrong with it?- It's...

0:21:49 > 0:21:51it's because I made it about you.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53MUSIC: "Just The Way You Are" by Bruno Mars

0:21:53 > 0:21:56# When I see your face

0:21:57 > 0:22:02# There's not a thing That I would change

0:22:02 > 0:22:05# Cos, girl, you're amazing

0:22:05 > 0:22:08# Just the way you are

0:22:10 > 0:22:13# Yeah... #

0:22:13 > 0:22:16APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Woo!

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Really funny, really funny at my expense.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25So, I hope you're...

0:22:25 > 0:22:27That was supposed to be something nice,

0:22:27 > 0:22:30everyone thinks it's a piss-take, that's why they're clapping, so...

0:22:30 > 0:22:33I'm properly embarrassed, without messing about, so...

0:22:33 > 0:22:34It's all right.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37I know this is weird, but I just need a minute, I'm really sorry.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39It's all right.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41AUDIENCE: Awwww.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44LAUGHTER

0:22:44 > 0:22:45Let me just...

0:22:45 > 0:22:48Chat awkwardly between yourselves, just give me a second,

0:22:48 > 0:22:49back in a second, hang on.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Russ? Don't be a silly Billy.

0:22:52 > 0:22:53LAUGHTER

0:22:55 > 0:22:57So...

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Do you like boxing, then? Is it good?

0:23:00 > 0:23:01LAUGHTER

0:23:03 > 0:23:07Hey, hey. Hey, look, what...?

0:23:07 > 0:23:09What is up? Talk to me.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11How can you ask that?

0:23:11 > 0:23:13I've just made myself look really silly,

0:23:13 > 0:23:17I was trying to be funny, and I've humiliated myself

0:23:17 > 0:23:19by that thing being shown.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22And now I'm worried that the whole audience think I'm a total dick

0:23:22 > 0:23:25and I don't want to go back out there. That's what's wrong.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Don't worry about those idiots out there,

0:23:27 > 0:23:29they don't even know where they are, half of them.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31- It's all good.- I know, I just...

0:23:31 > 0:23:35I think, you know, working with you again,

0:23:35 > 0:23:39I got a bit over excited and carried away, basically.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Sure, I'm excited about...

0:23:41 > 0:23:45the show, too, so let's just have a bit of professionalism

0:23:45 > 0:23:48- and we'll be fine.- I guess so.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52You know what? You have got a lot going for you.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55You're Russell Kane, man. You are Russell Kane.

0:23:55 > 0:23:56What does that mean?

0:23:56 > 0:24:03Well, clever. You're good-looking. You're kind. You're funny.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07You're not Russell Howard funny, I mean, he's a different ballpark,

0:24:07 > 0:24:09but...

0:24:09 > 0:24:10at least 50...

0:24:10 > 0:24:1540% percent of the people out there have come to see you, big guy.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20- I'm sorry, I feel... - Look, don't.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Let's get back out there and give them

0:24:22 > 0:24:25the best show that BBC Three have ever had.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27All right, no more cheesy VTs, yeah? Let's go.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Whoo! Ho ho!

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Wow. Come on, let's crack on.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51So, where were we?

0:24:51 > 0:24:53- You all right? - Yeah, I'm cool, cool.

0:24:53 > 0:24:5726% of women with brunette hair have pretended they are less intelligent

0:24:57 > 0:24:59in order to get their own way in a relationship.

0:24:59 > 0:25:03- But what percentage of blonde women, like Sara Cox...- Blondie!

0:25:03 > 0:25:06..have done that? Write down your answers, please,

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Closest to the correct answer wins the round.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11So, what percentage...? Sorry, I don't get the question.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13LAUGHTER

0:25:15 > 0:25:16What percentage...?

0:25:16 > 0:25:20What percentage of blonde women have pretended they're less intelligent?

0:25:20 > 0:25:22What was the brunette one? I wasn't listening.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Do you realise how ironic your questions are?

0:25:24 > 0:25:25LAUGHTER

0:25:25 > 0:25:27I'm not even blonde.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Time's up. Anthony, what have you written and why?

0:25:29 > 0:25:32I've written number 86.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34AUDIENCE BOOS

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Do you want to explain yourself?

0:25:36 > 0:25:39It's just what I grew up on really knowing.

0:25:39 > 0:25:40LAUGHTER

0:25:42 > 0:25:45But, you know, all women are pretty intelligent anyway,

0:25:45 > 0:25:48they read their Heat magazine and all that stuff.

0:25:48 > 0:25:49They read Heat magazine?

0:25:49 > 0:25:51General knowledge and stuff.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53You're going to need a bigger back-pedal than that, my man.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56- Sara, what about you?- I put...

0:25:56 > 0:25:59I hope it's not that much, I just put 20%.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Sara's gone for 20%, why that?

0:26:01 > 0:26:05Well, I didn't really understand the question. I was rushing!

0:26:05 > 0:26:08I can now reveal that the percentage of blonde women who would pretend

0:26:08 > 0:26:12to be less intelligent to get their own way in relationships

0:26:12 > 0:26:14- is 48%.- God!

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Which means, Sara, you win the round, well done.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:26:22 > 0:26:26Our next round is more about dishonesty than honesty.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28It's about people who are very secretive.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31When we asked "Do you have anything hidden in your house that

0:26:31 > 0:26:34"you wouldn't want to be found?" 31% of people answered yes.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37I wonder if anyone in the Unzipped Sample would spill the beans

0:26:37 > 0:26:40about something they've got hidden at home?

0:26:40 > 0:26:41Let me go and find out.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44Anyone got anything hidden that they...?

0:26:44 > 0:26:45Oh, right.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48LAUGHTER

0:26:48 > 0:26:50"Yes me!" What?

0:26:50 > 0:26:53Um, I have quite a few sex toys and stuff hidden in my house.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Do you live with your parents?

0:26:55 > 0:26:58- Not any more, no, but... - Are they in your parents house?

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Yeah. They're still there now!

0:27:00 > 0:27:03I haven't got round to collecting them yet.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05LAUGHTER

0:27:05 > 0:27:08- HIGH VOICE: - "I'm just going to dust your room."

0:27:08 > 0:27:09"NO! Hang on a minute!"

0:27:09 > 0:27:13OK, thank you very much. Anyone else got anything hidden in their house?

0:27:13 > 0:27:15OK, you. What's your name, Adam?

0:27:15 > 0:27:16Adam.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18LAUGHTER

0:27:20 > 0:27:21Anything hidden in your house?

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Erm, beer?

0:27:23 > 0:27:25I know one thing is in your house in Newcastle.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Oh, God, what are you doing?

0:27:27 > 0:27:29LAUGHTER

0:27:29 > 0:27:31It's our Unzipped cameras.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Oh, look!

0:27:35 > 0:27:37Look, it's Adam's house!

0:27:38 > 0:27:41- That is your house, yeah? - Yeah, brand-new house.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44Adam, we're going to have a little snoop round your house, because...

0:27:44 > 0:27:47- ECHOING:- We Know Where You Live.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:27:56 > 0:28:00Yes, your mates have stitched you up so that we can broadcast

0:28:00 > 0:28:04live from your house in Newcastle, and with the help of those

0:28:04 > 0:28:05so-called mates we've uncovered

0:28:05 > 0:28:07some rather disturbing information, Adam.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09So, we're going to have a bit of a show and tell.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12Anthony and Sara, you can win points for tonight's

0:28:12 > 0:28:15Celebrity Face-off by answering some questions about Adam's antics

0:28:15 > 0:28:17while we take a look around his house.

0:28:17 > 0:28:20Question one - on a recent boozy night out,

0:28:20 > 0:28:24Adam ended up borrowing a VIP rope from a nightclub,

0:28:24 > 0:28:27you know, the ones that bouncers use to keep out riffraff like Adam.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30But when he woke up the next day, what did Adam do with the rope?

0:28:30 > 0:28:33Did he A - head straight back to the nightclub

0:28:33 > 0:28:36and apologise profusely for borrowing it without permission?

0:28:36 > 0:28:39Or did he, B - call his dad and asked him to drive

0:28:39 > 0:28:41120 miles from his home in Huddersfield to install

0:28:41 > 0:28:46a couple of hooks upon which he can proudly hang his new-found VIP rope?

0:28:46 > 0:28:48LAUGHTER

0:28:48 > 0:28:52Anthony and Sara, is it, A or B? Write down your answers.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56Anthony, what have you gone for?

0:28:56 > 0:28:59- I've gone for B.- You think he's sad enough to have installed hooks

0:28:59 > 0:29:01and put his own VIP rope up.

0:29:01 > 0:29:02OK, Sara's got B, as well.

0:29:02 > 0:29:04It's not looking good, is it?

0:29:04 > 0:29:06LAUGHTER

0:29:06 > 0:29:08Let's have a look, shall we?

0:29:08 > 0:29:10LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:29:14 > 0:29:18Whilst we're here, we might have a little snoop around.

0:29:18 > 0:29:20What is that?

0:29:20 > 0:29:22AUDIENCE GROANS

0:29:22 > 0:29:23OK, Adam, what is that?

0:29:23 > 0:29:26It was my flatmate's birthday last night...

0:29:26 > 0:29:28What, you've left vomit on the floor?

0:29:28 > 0:29:31Well, he can clean it, it's his vomit.

0:29:31 > 0:29:32Why is there a straw there?!

0:29:32 > 0:29:34LAUGHTER

0:29:34 > 0:29:36Don't worry, guys, I'll clear it up!

0:29:37 > 0:29:40Question two - during Freshers' Week last year...

0:29:40 > 0:29:41"Wahey, Freshers'"

0:29:41 > 0:29:44..what did a boozed up Adam do whilst in a nightclub?

0:29:44 > 0:29:46Was it, A - get off with so many girls he achieved

0:29:46 > 0:29:48legendarily lad status...

0:29:48 > 0:29:50"Yeah, Chase & Status!"

0:29:50 > 0:29:53..among his mates and left the nightclub to a round of applause?

0:29:53 > 0:29:54It's got to be that.

0:29:54 > 0:29:57Or, it could B - get his willy out,

0:29:57 > 0:30:00wee all over the floor and get kicked out.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02LAUGHTER

0:30:02 > 0:30:04APPLAUSE

0:30:04 > 0:30:07Anthony and Sara, have a little guess.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13Anthony, what have you written?

0:30:13 > 0:30:14Legendary status, yeah!

0:30:14 > 0:30:17I'm hoping it's legendary status!

0:30:17 > 0:30:18Sara?

0:30:18 > 0:30:20I did B, and I made it have a wee, as well.

0:30:20 > 0:30:22LAUGHTER

0:30:22 > 0:30:25Adam, which was it, was it the legendary status with the lads,

0:30:25 > 0:30:27or wee all over the dance floor?

0:30:28 > 0:30:30B.

0:30:30 > 0:30:33APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:30:34 > 0:30:37All right, let's go upstairs and you can talk us

0:30:37 > 0:30:40through the strange contents of your living room.

0:30:40 > 0:30:42AUDIENCE GROANS

0:30:42 > 0:30:46Who eats chips while looking at themselves in the mirror?

0:30:46 > 0:30:48That looks like Anthony's bedroom.

0:30:48 > 0:30:49He's just doing the weights,

0:30:49 > 0:30:52kebab in one hand, weights in the other!

0:30:52 > 0:30:55I think we should head to the bathroom straight away.

0:30:55 > 0:30:56We're in it, brilliant.

0:30:56 > 0:30:57That doesn't look too bad.

0:30:57 > 0:31:00I mean, it could be updated colour-wise, but...

0:31:00 > 0:31:02Nice mosaic there. What's that? Hang on.

0:31:02 > 0:31:06Woah, woah, woah, what was in the sink?

0:31:06 > 0:31:08Beer, beer bottles, look.

0:31:08 > 0:31:09Why is there beer in the shower?

0:31:09 > 0:31:13Cos when you're pre-drinking and you go in it, multi-tasking.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15- You drink in the shower?- Yeah!

0:31:15 > 0:31:16Why is there cereal there?

0:31:16 > 0:31:19When I was a bit younger, I like beer and I like cereal,

0:31:19 > 0:31:22- so I thought it might be nice together.- And?

0:31:22 > 0:31:25It's all right. Give it a try and find out.

0:31:25 > 0:31:28- Actually, I've had vodka porridge and it's delicious.- Thank you.

0:31:28 > 0:31:31Thank you, Adam, I'll let you get back to your former best friends

0:31:31 > 0:31:33in the audience, Adam, everybody! Thank you!

0:31:33 > 0:31:37APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:31:40 > 0:31:43OK, back to business, and the winner of tonight's Celebrity Face-Off

0:31:43 > 0:31:47who has shown themselves to be the most in touch with reality

0:31:47 > 0:31:49is Sara Cox!

0:31:49 > 0:31:52APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:31:54 > 0:31:56So, which one do you want?

0:31:56 > 0:31:57For the boot alone,

0:31:57 > 0:32:01and for the fact that I can put it up in Radio One somewhere

0:32:01 > 0:32:04where everyone will see it, I'll have to go for Greg's.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:32:08 > 0:32:10Hey, look, hey, hey, hey, don't let me sway your decision...

0:32:12 > 0:32:15Don't worry about it. Fine.

0:32:15 > 0:32:17It's a shame for Russell's painting to go to waste,

0:32:17 > 0:32:20and I think there's one person who deserves it more than anyone.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22Who?

0:32:22 > 0:32:23That guy.

0:32:23 > 0:32:25APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:32:31 > 0:32:33CHEERING

0:32:37 > 0:32:38Still to come tonight,

0:32:38 > 0:32:40we'll be hearing more from the Unzipped Sample,

0:32:40 > 0:32:42listening to some unusual celebrity confessions,

0:32:42 > 0:32:45and accusing either Anthony or Sara of being a total head-case.

0:32:45 > 0:32:48And if you want us to make an equally harrowing judgement

0:32:48 > 0:32:51about you, then check out Unzipped online

0:32:51 > 0:32:53at bbc.co.uk/bbcthree.

0:32:53 > 0:32:57Every week we'll be exploring a different side of your personality,

0:32:57 > 0:33:00- kicking off this week with Unzip Your Inner Perv.- Yeah.

0:33:00 > 0:33:04Want to know more about the real you but can't afford a shrink? Fear not.

0:33:04 > 0:33:07Simply unzip yourself online and find out what you're really like.

0:33:07 > 0:33:11Keep results secret or share them with the world, that is your choice.

0:33:11 > 0:33:15Find out how you compare to me, Russell and our celebrity guests

0:33:15 > 0:33:19and delve into a different aspect of your personality each week.

0:33:19 > 0:33:20Check out the BBC Three website,

0:33:20 > 0:33:25answer some extremely personal questions and all will be revealed.

0:33:25 > 0:33:30Go to bbc.co.uk and click on Unzipped.

0:33:31 > 0:33:33CHEERING

0:33:36 > 0:33:40Very shortly we'll be saying something potentially libellous

0:33:40 > 0:33:42about one of our guests' sanity,

0:33:42 > 0:33:45but they can rest assured that nothing said tonight will be

0:33:45 > 0:33:48as weird as the stuff you guys have sent via your Unzipped reports.

0:33:48 > 0:33:52We invited you to go to the website and tell us a secret nobody knows

0:33:52 > 0:33:55and these are just some of the amazing responses we received.

0:33:55 > 0:33:56These are awesome.

0:33:56 > 0:33:58OK, first one.

0:33:58 > 0:34:01"I told my mum I had a job interview in London

0:34:01 > 0:34:03"so I could take my dad to Gay Pride."

0:34:03 > 0:34:05LAUGHTER

0:34:05 > 0:34:07All right, so, next one.

0:34:07 > 0:34:12"I pooed behind the telly and blamed it on the cat."

0:34:12 > 0:34:13SCANDALISED LAUGHTER

0:34:15 > 0:34:17You'd either need a big cat or a small poo, wouldn't you?

0:34:17 > 0:34:21You've got to do weird, small cigar poo for that to work.

0:34:23 > 0:34:25Great.

0:34:25 > 0:34:28"I find Russell Kane strangely attractive in a kind of

0:34:28 > 0:34:30"'Oh, God, no, what's wrong with me?' kind of way."

0:34:30 > 0:34:33LAUGHTER

0:34:36 > 0:34:40OK, "My favourite hobby at home is to take loads of photos of my cat

0:34:40 > 0:34:45"in weird stripper poses, like a bad slut doing a lap dance."

0:34:45 > 0:34:47LAUGHTER

0:34:47 > 0:34:50These people watch the show.

0:34:50 > 0:34:53And we love you for it!

0:34:53 > 0:34:55Obviously I knew that one was coming

0:34:55 > 0:35:00and I wondered what it might look like, so I Googled "bad slut pussy".

0:35:00 > 0:35:03Which was a bit of a mistake, as I lost a day and a half.

0:35:03 > 0:35:08I think they mean poses a bit like this, perhaps.

0:35:08 > 0:35:09LAUGHTER

0:35:11 > 0:35:13Looking away from the camera but exposing teats.

0:35:13 > 0:35:15And that one there.

0:35:15 > 0:35:17LAUGHTER

0:35:20 > 0:35:25- Wow.- Anthony, have you ever been offered cash to pose nude?

0:35:25 > 0:35:29I don't see myself posing like one of them cats, butt naked.

0:35:29 > 0:35:33- How much did you get paid for this, then?- Are you serious?!

0:35:35 > 0:35:37CHEERING

0:35:41 > 0:35:44Oh, a good serious face as well.

0:35:44 > 0:35:47That's a face that says, "Finish me off."

0:35:49 > 0:35:52But who is the strangest celebrity in the studio tonight,

0:35:52 > 0:35:54excluding Russell Kane?

0:35:54 > 0:35:56To commemorate this decision,

0:35:56 > 0:35:59we've had a medal specially forged. Check it out!

0:35:59 > 0:36:02Now, as Anthony will know, the Olympic motto is

0:36:02 > 0:36:04Citius, Altius, Fortius,

0:36:04 > 0:36:07which means Faster, Higher, Stronger.

0:36:07 > 0:36:10And in keeping with that spirit of excellence we've engraved

0:36:10 > 0:36:13the word "Unzipped" on one side of the medal.

0:36:13 > 0:36:16I've also crudely written "Nut Job" in marker.

0:36:18 > 0:36:22So, who is the craziest, Anthony or Sara?

0:36:22 > 0:36:24OMINOUS HEARTBEAT SOUND

0:36:44 > 0:36:46It's Sara!

0:36:46 > 0:36:48CHEERING

0:36:51 > 0:36:53Whoo!

0:36:53 > 0:36:55Thanks. Thanks.

0:36:55 > 0:36:58So, Russell, please do the honours. Do it.

0:36:58 > 0:37:01- I think this is a Chariots Of Fire moment.- Oh, I'll do the music, OK.

0:37:01 > 0:37:04GREG HUMS THEME FROM "LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE"

0:37:04 > 0:37:09- That's Last Of The Summer Wine. That's Last...- What?

0:37:09 > 0:37:12- Oh, shit, yeah.- You did Last Of The Summer Wine.- Got it.

0:37:12 > 0:37:13- Carry on, carry on.- Ready?- Yep.

0:37:13 > 0:37:16GREG HUMS THEME FROM "GROUND FORCE"

0:37:31 > 0:37:34- That was Ground Force, you do know that, don't you?- What?

0:37:34 > 0:37:38- You just did the music for Ground Force.- Oh, yeah, Titsmarsh, yeah.

0:37:38 > 0:37:42We have one final duty for the both of you tonight,

0:37:42 > 0:37:45which is to help tonight's audience get their hands on some booze.

0:37:45 > 0:37:47It's time for Celebs Unzipped!

0:37:47 > 0:37:50CHEERING

0:37:59 > 0:38:03Yes, it's time for the return of the game that will definitely lead

0:38:03 > 0:38:06to some jaw-dropping revelations and may lead to everyone

0:38:06 > 0:38:09- in tonight's audience winning a cocktail.- Yeah.

0:38:09 > 0:38:12And this week we've got an extremely metrosexual Cosmopolitan cocktail

0:38:12 > 0:38:15up for grabs, as modelled by our very special guests.

0:38:15 > 0:38:16Mmmm. Cheers.

0:38:18 > 0:38:21Thanks to Unzipped we now know a lot more about Anthony and Sara.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23And they've learned a lot about all of us.

0:38:23 > 0:38:27But now it's time to find out what they know about their fellow celebs.

0:38:27 > 0:38:32Anthony and Sara, feast your eyes on our carousel of celebrity.

0:38:32 > 0:38:36- Oh, look at that.- I've not seen that! Is it touch-screen?

0:38:36 > 0:38:40- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Series Two, big budget.- Can I...?

0:38:40 > 0:38:42Yeah. Give it a spin, baby.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45Just going to have one go, then you guys can have a go.

0:38:45 > 0:38:47LAUGHTER

0:38:47 > 0:38:49Whatevs!

0:38:49 > 0:38:50Gutted.

0:38:50 > 0:38:53So there are some big names in there, including...

0:38:54 > 0:38:57- ..that guy, her and him.- Yeah.

0:38:59 > 0:39:01All you need to do is get more questions right than wrong,

0:39:01 > 0:39:05and those questions of course all come from our new Unzipped Report.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08So, Mr Joshua, Ms Cox, the pressure is on.

0:39:12 > 0:39:15OK, let's find your first celebrity. Spin, please!

0:39:15 > 0:39:19- Oh, that's how you do it.- Yeah.

0:39:19 > 0:39:20Stop.

0:39:20 > 0:39:24Beeeeyyyuuuu. Anyone else feel sick?

0:39:25 > 0:39:30OK, we asked eccentric horse-racing pundit John McCririck

0:39:30 > 0:39:32if he ever wees in the shower.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34- Ahh. MAN:- Yes.

0:39:34 > 0:39:38Do you think he said... every day,

0:39:38 > 0:39:40or he doesn't shower?

0:39:40 > 0:39:42GROANING AND LAUGHTER

0:39:42 > 0:39:45- Oh, now then.- Audience? Anyone? What do you reckon?

0:39:45 > 0:39:47AUDIENCE SHOUT SUGGESTIONS

0:39:49 > 0:39:52No, we think that he doesn't shower.

0:39:52 > 0:39:56Let's find out what lovely John has to say for himself.

0:39:57 > 0:39:59I never shower.

0:39:59 > 0:40:02I take toshes - that's what we called baths at Harrow.

0:40:02 > 0:40:05And the only reason is, you can't wee in there.

0:40:05 > 0:40:10What a place that is to do a leak and then lie in it. Never.

0:40:10 > 0:40:12That's what we all wanted to think about tonight,

0:40:12 > 0:40:14an old man lying in piss.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17- It's correct!- That was right, so well done.

0:40:17 > 0:40:18CHEERING

0:40:20 > 0:40:22All right, spin again!

0:40:24 > 0:40:26- Whenever you like.- Stop.

0:40:30 > 0:40:31Ah.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34It stopped on Greg Rutherford.

0:40:34 > 0:40:38Now, we asked Anthony's fellow Olympic medallist,

0:40:38 > 0:40:42long-jumper Greg Rutherford, if he'd ever fallen asleep during sex.

0:40:42 > 0:40:46Do you think he said, no, he's a very passionate lover,

0:40:46 > 0:40:49or, yes, it happens very regularly?

0:40:50 > 0:40:52- Speaking from experience, um... - What?

0:40:52 > 0:40:54LAUGHTER

0:40:54 > 0:40:57- I'm joking, I'm joking.- OK. - I reckon...- What do you think?

0:40:57 > 0:41:01Yeah, cos of the training...

0:41:01 > 0:41:03Maybe yeah cos of the training,

0:41:03 > 0:41:06and maybe no cos of the stamina, so...

0:41:06 > 0:41:10- Well, you decide. You're the Olympian.- I would think...

0:41:10 > 0:41:12Base it on your own...

0:41:12 > 0:41:16- No, no, no. - Launch them out the window.

0:41:16 > 0:41:18So you think he doesn't fall asleep?

0:41:18 > 0:41:21- He doesn't fall asleep.- I reckon he doesn't.- Let's have a look.

0:41:21 > 0:41:24No, I'm a very passionate lover.

0:41:24 > 0:41:27CHEERING

0:41:28 > 0:41:32The stat is, 19% of men have fallen asleep during sex.

0:41:32 > 0:41:37You need one more for the drink for everyone in here. One more.

0:41:37 > 0:41:40CHEERING

0:41:44 > 0:41:47And the desperate guy over there just went, "You can do it!"

0:41:47 > 0:41:49"Please, God, do it!"

0:41:49 > 0:41:52- Stop.- Beeeyyuuuu.

0:41:54 > 0:41:57Ahh. Whuuuaaayyy!

0:41:57 > 0:42:02We asked Russell if he'd ever been clubbing with a parent.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04LAUGHTER

0:42:04 > 0:42:07Did he say, yes, with his mum,

0:42:07 > 0:42:11or, no, but he has been with his Uncle Geoff.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13- WOMAN:- With his mum!

0:42:13 > 0:42:15- Yeah, he has. Yeah.- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:42:15 > 0:42:19With his mum, do you think? Do you think Uncle Geoff?

0:42:19 > 0:42:21AUDIENCE: No!

0:42:21 > 0:42:24- Yes, with his mum.- We'll now cross live to Russell for the answer.

0:42:24 > 0:42:28Erm, yes, I have been clubbing with my mum.

0:42:28 > 0:42:29CHEERING

0:42:30 > 0:42:34We went to the Sugar Hut in Essex and one of the best

0:42:34 > 0:42:38moments of my life was seeing my mum do her first Jager Bomb.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41And she did it, slammed it down and went,

0:42:41 > 0:42:43"Put my taxi back to three," and then went onto the dancefloor.

0:42:43 > 0:42:45LAUGHTER

0:42:45 > 0:42:49And that is correct, which means you've won! Come and join us!

0:42:49 > 0:42:51CHEERING

0:42:51 > 0:42:57So, thanks to you, everyone tonight wins...a Cosmopolitan cocktail!

0:43:00 > 0:43:06A huge thank you to our special guests, Anthony Joshua and Sara Cox!

0:43:07 > 0:43:10We'll be back next week,

0:43:10 > 0:43:13when our special guest will be pregnant Fearne Cotton.

0:43:13 > 0:43:16Until then, don't forget to unzip your own personal report

0:43:16 > 0:43:18on the Unzipped website.

0:43:18 > 0:43:22- Thank you for watching. Bye! - Byeeeee!

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