0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains adult humour
0:00:06 > 0:00:08- What is Unzipped? - That's for history to decide.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10We're creating it. How can we know what it is? Some people have said
0:00:10 > 0:00:12it's the closest we've come in the 21st century
0:00:12 > 0:00:14to having a broadcaster, at last,
0:00:14 > 0:00:16explore sociology in a way
0:00:16 > 0:00:19that's compelling, intelligent and innovative.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Promise never, ever to do that again.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32The backbone of the show is the Unzipped Report,
0:00:32 > 0:00:34which thousands of people have filled out.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38We use that to explore every aspect of people's lives.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40- Do you fart in front of Frank?- No!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Have you ever faked an orgasm?
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Oh, God.- That was it there.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Have you ever taken revenge on an ex?
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Definitely have.- What have you done?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Celebrities love Unzipped.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53They just really enjoy the banter,
0:00:53 > 0:00:56the back and forth between me and Russell.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09- Ask one more.- Oh, yeah. How big is Philip Schofield's willy?
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Grow up.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Look, I am really looking forward to the new series.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I can't wait to see who I am hosting with. It'll be great.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19I don't think either of us would want to do another series
0:01:19 > 0:01:21of Unzipped if we weren't working with each other.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23I know he wouldn't.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Russell...?- Kane. Russell Kane.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Again?!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Is it a bromance? Er...
0:01:33 > 0:01:35What is love? I don't know.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Oh, God.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40GROANS
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Tonight we're joined by these two celebrities.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Sara Cox, Radio One DJ, mother of three
0:01:48 > 0:01:51and one of Bolton's finest exports.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I didn't really understand the question.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Anthony Joshua, a 22-year-old boxer from London
0:01:57 > 0:01:59who struck Olympic gold for Team GB.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Are you serious?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04But can they deal with our intrusive questions,
0:02:04 > 0:02:08and how truthful will they be when we discuss honesty?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10This is Unzipped.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Well, who'd have thought it? The suckers gave us a second series.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Welcome to brand-new Unzipped!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45CHEERING
0:02:45 > 0:02:47And this is Russell Kane.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54And that is Greg James, ladies and gentlemen.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00And this is the show which clambers into
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- one of the murkiest places known to man.- Yes. The head of a celebrity.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05And thanks to the biggest report
0:03:05 > 0:03:07of its kind ever to be created in this country,
0:03:07 > 0:03:10we'll see how celebrities compare to you lot,
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- AKA the great British public. - And if you were watching last series
0:03:13 > 0:03:16you'll already be aware that no subject is off-limits.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18And you'll also be aware there are no limits to the ways
0:03:18 > 0:03:21in which Russell will use the show purely as an excuse to chat up
0:03:21 > 0:03:26- our female and male guests.- What? - Which is bad news for these two.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Please welcome Olympic gold medallist Anthony Joshua,
0:03:28 > 0:03:30and superstar DJ Sara Cox!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32CHEERING
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Hi.- Hiya.
0:03:44 > 0:03:50- Welcome to Unzipped.- Thanks. It's exciting to be here.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Anthony, let's get this out of the way.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Get your medal out for the lads.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02He's got it! He's got it! No way!
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- Oh, my God!- It's an Olympic medal. Are we allowed to touch it?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Or not?- Of course, yeah. You can take it out.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Please take it away. - I feel a bit inadequate now.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23I could have brought, like, my 10m swimming certificate.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27- So here's the deal. Over the next 45 minutes...- Hang on. 45?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- It was an hour last time.- Yeah.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32What happened was, you know some of your VTs,
0:04:32 > 0:04:34some of the weaker elements, we stripped those out
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- and it's going to be 45 minutes this series.- Like that, is it?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Anyway, over the next 45 minutes
0:04:39 > 0:04:42we're going to be sharing the results of the new Unzipped Report.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45And because we surveyed people about every aspect of life,
0:04:45 > 0:04:48we've got a pretty good idea of what counts as "normal" in this country.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Yes. So when we ask Anthony and Sara
0:04:50 > 0:04:52the same questions, we're going to be able to make
0:04:52 > 0:04:55sweeping yet valid statements about their mental well-being.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00- It's just a bit of fun. Please don't knock us out.- You'll be all right.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03I hate when someone smiles
0:05:03 > 0:05:06and is like, "I ain't going to hit you, mate."
0:05:08 > 0:05:09It's less scary when people are loud, innit?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Cockneys are good at that. "No-one is going to hurt you, mate."
0:05:12 > 0:05:17"No-one in here's going to break your neck. Come in.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Well, we will be looking at one particular aspect of behaviour
0:05:20 > 0:05:22tonight, and that is honesty.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25And to help us delve into the world of secrets and lies, we invited
0:05:25 > 0:05:29a bunch of chancers who have absolutely nothing to lose or hide.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Please welcome the Unzipped Sample,
0:05:30 > 0:05:32ladies and gentlemen. There they are.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37And we'll be hearing from that lot throughout the show
0:05:37 > 0:05:39as we reveal the answer to these big questions.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42All headed your way on tonight's Unzipped.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Sara Cox and Anthony Joshua Unzipped.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Does kissing someone else when you're in a relationship
0:05:50 > 0:05:51count as being unfaithful?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Does hair colour affect your intelligence?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Find out in our Celebrity Face-Off.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Secrets Unzipped. How many of us have something hidden at home
0:06:00 > 0:06:03that we wouldn't want to be found? Someone in tonight's audience
0:06:03 > 0:06:09gets a surprise when we head to Newcastle to investigate. Mate.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Celebs Unzipped.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13And which one of these famous faces never showers,
0:06:13 > 0:06:17and which one claims to be an extremely passionate lover?
0:06:17 > 0:06:21All will be revealed thanks to tonight's Celebrity Confessions.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22CHEERING
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Anthony and Sarah, we are going to kick off with some questions
0:06:26 > 0:06:28lifted from our Unzipped Report
0:06:28 > 0:06:30and see how your answers compare with the rest of Britain.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Thousands of people answered these questions already.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35All we ask is that you tell the truth, the whole truth
0:06:35 > 0:06:39and nothing but the truth, or failing that, make up
0:06:39 > 0:06:42some stuff that's entertaining, because we need some cheap PR, yeah?
0:06:42 > 0:06:47So, Anthony Oluwafemi Olaseni Joshua, yeah...
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- Did I get it?- No. - Yeah, you got it.- Don't lie!
0:06:51 > 0:06:55- I didn't know you'd pull that out of the bag.- Please don't beat me up!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- And Sara Joanne Cox.- Ey!
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- Stop doing that generic Northern noise at me.- Sorry.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09These are your normality questions.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14OK, Anthony and Sara, don't worry about these questions,
0:07:14 > 0:07:17they are light-hearted, it's an entertainment show.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19- Greg, keep it light as poss, OK? - Sure.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Sara, would you like to know when you're going to die?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25What?
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Would you like to know the day and the year...?- You don't know, do you?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- No!- It says tomorrow on the card.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36If you knew when you were going to die,
0:07:36 > 0:07:38you could just do anything you like until that day.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41I don't need to know when I'm going to shuffle off this mortal coil.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44I'm never going to die, never, you hear?!
0:07:44 > 0:07:48I hope they don't show this clip on my obituary now. Really weird.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Now I'm dead.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Don't laugh!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- No, I wouldn't. Would I 'eck. No.- No.- No.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- No.- Anthony?- I'm the same. No, I wouldn't want to know.- Really?
0:07:58 > 0:08:02But I would. Say it was 83, for example.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06You could do anything you like, and you'd know whatever you do
0:08:06 > 0:08:09you're not going to die until you're 83.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12I would just run off a cliff and know that I couldn't die from it.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14"The machine said it!"
0:08:14 > 0:08:17I bet I'd survive with a food pipe for about 70 years,
0:08:17 > 0:08:20going, "I didn't think it through, did I?"
0:08:20 > 0:08:22You know what I did, yesterday?
0:08:22 > 0:08:26I inhaled a bit of my hair, and I thought "That's not a way to go."
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Killed by your own hairdo.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31And the split ends, imagine!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34The autopsy, they'd be like, "Oh, she needed a trim."
0:08:35 > 0:08:39So you said no, and that is normal. 74% of women
0:08:39 > 0:08:42said they would not want to know when they're going to die.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- So well done, you are normal. - Next one.
0:08:44 > 0:08:49Anthony. Would you rather be a radio DJ or a stand-up comic?
0:08:49 > 0:08:56- Be careful what you say.- I think I'd like to be a stand-up comedian.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Sure about that?
0:08:57 > 0:09:02- Yeah. Well, I'm not too sure. - I'd like to see someone heckle you.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05I'd like to see the person who doesn't find my joke funny
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- so I can pick a fight with them outside.- Good one.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Good one.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14I'll see you later.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Actually, Anthony, I was chatting to Russell about this,
0:09:20 > 0:09:22and we'd quite like to change careers.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- We want to be DJs together. - Or box.- Boxing?
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- Greg, shut up.- Five years ago, you hadn't boxed.- Yeah, four years ago
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- was when I first started.- Really? - Yeah, four years ago.- So look,
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- four years' time we'll be in... - Rio.- We could be in Rio.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38I'm going to have to show you a few things.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41He can just give you a little lesson.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I'm always the person that gets hurt accidentally.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Stuff happens to me.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47So give us...
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- You have to get a bit of a rhythm, so relax.- That's no problem.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Exactly. Something like that. Not as much!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- So, rhythm, yeah? - Bit of a rhythm, bit of a lean.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Are you supposed to go back on your back foot?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Like they say in movies? - It's like a shot put,
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- so you want to get the power. - Oh, right. Pa-pow!
0:10:14 > 0:10:18Exactly! Keep the weight on your back foot.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19There's no way we'll get...
0:10:19 > 0:10:22let's both of us at the same time versus Anthony. Wait, wait, wait.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26You're still quite tough, so I once beat my brother up using this.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28You're only allowed to use one finger like that.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Right, ready?- Let's do it.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- BELL RINGS - Seconds out. Round one.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Go in for the foot. The feet.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- The feet! Punch his foot! - LAUGHTER
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Argh! It still really hurts!
0:10:39 > 0:10:43- It still really hurts! - RUSSELL SQUEALS
0:10:43 > 0:10:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Legend! Very good!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- That was still scary!- Yeah?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Like when that finger struck me...
0:10:56 > 0:10:59there was still quite a lot of power behind that!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01So, Anthony, you said comic. That is normal.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Only just, though.
0:11:03 > 0:11:0555% of men said they'd rather be a stand-up comedian.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Yeah?- Don't try it, guys, it's terrifying!
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Next one. Do you kiss with tongues
0:11:11 > 0:11:12in front of your dear children?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14No! Do we 'eck!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16No! No, no. Although, actually,
0:11:16 > 0:11:19kids go through a stage, my son went through a stage,
0:11:19 > 0:11:21he's four now, he went through a stage of,
0:11:21 > 0:11:22like, slipping me the tongue.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Because they obviously don't realise the sexy connotations.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27They just think it's funny.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29So you're like, "Come and give me a kiss,"
0:11:29 > 0:11:31and he's like that at the last minute.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33If you've been tongued by your mum, call...
0:11:33 > 0:11:36That is, of course, normal, Sara.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Only 9% of women
0:11:38 > 0:11:40do kiss with tongues in front of their children.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42But who are those 9%?!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44THEY LAUGH
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- The people that watch this show. - Yeah, exactly.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Anthony, would you donate your sperm to a single friend
0:11:50 > 0:11:52who is desperate to have a baby?
0:11:52 > 0:11:56- That's TO a friend, not ON a friend. - LAUGHTER
0:11:58 > 0:12:01I thought you were asking!
0:12:01 > 0:12:02"Come here, baby, I've got to donate!"
0:12:04 > 0:12:06It's to help out a friend.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09If they can't have kids, would you donate your sperm?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- I would, yeah.- You would?- Yeah.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Sara, would you donate an egg?
0:12:14 > 0:12:15- Would I donate HIS sperm?- Yeah!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18You have to be quick with these things.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Legging it down the street with a little yoghurt pot.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Breathing in me own hair!
0:12:25 > 0:12:29No, it's gold medal-winning jism.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:12:32 > 0:12:33You'd get loads of money for that.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- You should look into that. - No, no, no!
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Don't get me started!- Yeah, he could make a bomb from that!
0:12:40 > 0:12:41But would you?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Would you donate, if a friend of yours couldn't have kids,
0:12:44 > 0:12:46would you donate an egg to a friend?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Well, I mean, if they really wanted
0:12:48 > 0:12:51a knock-kneed, large foreheaded child, sure!
0:12:51 > 0:12:54But I doubt they'd want that.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55You said yes, that is normal.
0:12:55 > 0:12:5862% of men said they would donate sperm
0:12:58 > 0:13:00to a friend, so well done.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Good work.- All right, next one.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- Anthony, if you entered the sex industry for one day...- For one day?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08One day gold special!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Gold jizz and all that!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13I loved that mime! That was lovely!
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- That was a lovely mime!- Gold!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18How much would you charge for sex?
0:13:18 > 0:13:22- Ah, well...- All the ladies counting in their purses now!
0:13:26 > 0:13:27All the purses unzip.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29"Do you take Miss Selfridge vouchers?"
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Erm...- How much? How much? How much?
0:13:34 > 0:13:35I'd say about...
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- £7,000 - £8,000. - Really?
0:13:38 > 0:13:41AUDIENCE OOHS
0:13:41 > 0:13:42If money wasn't an object,
0:13:42 > 0:13:44let's say you were a rich lady.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46How many ladies would pay £8,000? Be honest.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- LAUGHTER - There's a few over there!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Was that a woman or a man?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:13:56 > 0:13:58What about you, Sara?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Oh, money couldn't buy such riches!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05In all seriousness, though, how much?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07LAUGHTER
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Downgrade it. Just for a hand shandy or something?
0:14:10 > 0:14:11That's disgusting!
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- It would be about 10 million. - 10 million?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Just for a hand shandy?
0:14:17 > 0:14:18Yeah. It's good, though.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22What about you, Greg? Would you?
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Well...I feel like I've got to undercut Anthony.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29What was yours, £8,000? I'll go £7,995 on the road.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Bit like a Renault Laguna.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37You do get three years free servicing.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Russell, come on. We're all dying to know.- I'd do it for free.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44No, I'm a right ho.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Just climb on.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48It's like Alton Towers with no tickets.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Now, that's not normal.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55On average, men said they would charge £4,315.20.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56That's the average.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Wow! That's awesome!
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Imagine counting the change out.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02"There you go!"
0:15:02 > 0:15:04"Where's your 20p, babe? Keep your bra on!"
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Women would charge £7,019.07.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- Not bad.- Wow.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14That's the end of your normality questions.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Thank you for being honest, Anthony and Sara.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:15:21 > 0:15:23We've still got a long way to go tonight before deciding
0:15:23 > 0:15:25which of tonight's guests is the most
0:15:25 > 0:15:27wicky-wicky-wicky-wild West in the head.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30But, let's be honest, Sara. It's not looking good, is it, babe?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- No, it's not! - SHE LAUGHS
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Anthony and Sara have given us an insight into their behaviour,
0:15:35 > 0:15:37but how well do they know you?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39We'll find out next, when they go head-to-head
0:15:39 > 0:15:40in our Celebrity Face-Off.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42This week's questions are all about honesty.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45So to get you in the mood for that, here's a load of lies,
0:15:45 > 0:15:47including one probably told by women like Sara.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Welcome to Unzipped Celebrity Face-Off,
0:16:51 > 0:16:54for the chance for tonight's guests to prove that,
0:16:54 > 0:16:56despite their spoiled, self-obsessed,
0:16:56 > 0:16:58and privileged lifestyles,
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- they haven't lost touch with the common man.- Scum!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02The questions are all about
0:17:02 > 0:17:06the answers from different people who completed the Unzipped survey.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08All the questions will be based on the theme
0:17:08 > 0:17:10of this week's show, which is honesty.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13So, Anthony, when you're not making everyone in the UK proud,
0:17:13 > 0:17:15are you a down to earth, honest lad?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Yeah, chill out with the boys.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Couple of girls as well...
0:17:19 > 0:17:21LAUGHTER
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Not the most honest statement I've heard.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Sara, now do you still mingle with normal folk?
0:17:26 > 0:17:27I do hang out with normal people.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30I normally get my butler to go out and round a few up.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34And we, like, hang out on my driveway, and I look out at them.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36And then, like, let the dogs out.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38And you'll be playing for much more
0:17:38 > 0:17:40than just professional pride tonight,
0:17:40 > 0:17:44because the winner will also take home a very special prize.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48I have no idea what's under here, I have to say!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Not been allowed to look.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53So, up for grabs tonight, we have a masterpiece
0:17:53 > 0:17:55that, apparently, I painted.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Oh, my God!- Anthony, I mean,
0:18:11 > 0:18:13would you like to get your hands on that?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15No, ask Sara!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- That is horrible! - Sara? You like that?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21I don't really know how I would explain that away to...
0:18:21 > 0:18:22to anybody!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Look at my buttocks, tantalisingly arched!
0:18:26 > 0:18:28And we also have, er...
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Oh, my God!
0:18:30 > 0:18:34We also have this lovely piece of work
0:18:34 > 0:18:36that I composed myself.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
0:18:40 > 0:18:41Oh, my God!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Look at these!
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Sara, are you impressed with that work of art?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51I like the way Greg's upset about the boots!
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Borrowed your medal.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Look how small the surface area of your hand is!
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Your fingers are weird!
0:19:02 > 0:19:04It's like you're wearing a fleshy mitten!
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Eurgh!
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- I don't know what I think of that. - Wow!
0:19:10 > 0:19:11OK, let's get on with it.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13It's time for this week's Celebrity Face-Off.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:19:20 > 0:19:23The first question is about the difference between men and women.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26When we asked British women whether snogging someone
0:19:26 > 0:19:28other than their partner counts as being unfaithful,
0:19:28 > 0:19:29only 15% said no.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31What's the percentage of men from the south of England
0:19:31 > 0:19:34like Anthony? Write down your answers.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38The closest to the correct answer wins the round. Go!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Russ, have you ever been unfaithful?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Were you unfaithful over the summer?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Er...well, I would need someone to be unfaithful to, for a start.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46I was faithful to my hand, wasn't I?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49"You were, you were faithful to me! You never cheat on me!"
0:19:49 > 0:19:50It's OK, baby, it's cos I love you!
0:19:50 > 0:19:53DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:19:53 > 0:19:55OK, time's up. Anthony, what have you written?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57And, more importantly, why?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- 37%.- You think that 37% of men
0:20:00 > 0:20:02think that if you snog someone, it's not cheating.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Yeah, yeah. - Why do you think that, then?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06As I said, when men get in relationships,
0:20:06 > 0:20:09some believe look after your woman, treat her like a princess,
0:20:09 > 0:20:11and then some men just can't be tamed
0:20:11 > 0:20:13and will always be men.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15So I think this 37% of men...
0:20:15 > 0:20:17LAUGHTER
0:20:17 > 0:20:20I think a lot of girls are just wondering,
0:20:20 > 0:20:23out of interest, which group you put yourself in.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- I'm with the princess, treat her good...- There we are.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Sarah, what have you got?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30I've put 58%.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34Bastards, all of them! Bastards! And why is that?
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Because some men are ruled by their widges.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39LAUGHTER
0:20:39 > 0:20:41I can now reveal that the percentage of men
0:20:41 > 0:20:45from the south-east of England who don't count snogging someone
0:20:45 > 0:20:47who isn't their partner as being unfaithful
0:20:47 > 0:20:50is a worrying 37%.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Wow!
0:20:51 > 0:20:53You got it right!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55CHEERING
0:20:59 > 0:21:01That's never happened.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03The chances of that is one in 200, so...
0:21:03 > 0:21:07That's more than double the percentage for women,
0:21:07 > 0:21:09which means Anthony well and truly wins the round
0:21:09 > 0:21:12and takes a step closer to tonight's very special prize.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Next question.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16This is about the difference between men...
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Men and women.- What's the...what's The Greggy Video?
0:21:19 > 0:21:22No, that's not...we changed that, guys. Roll it on.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23- It's nothing.- What?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26No, it's the statistical... How many women in the north of England...?
0:21:26 > 0:21:27- No, what is it?- It's nothing.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30It's a VT we don't have time for. We've got 45 minutes.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33It's just something stupid. You weren't in rehearsal. Move, go!
0:21:33 > 0:21:36No, look, we've got loads of time. Family Guy can wait.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- What is it?- It's got nothing to do with the survey.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41I had a look at it, and it's going to be weird
0:21:41 > 0:21:43having a random clip the middle of the quiz.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Let's carry that energy forward and go...
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Why don't you want me to see it?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49- What's wrong with it?- It's...
0:21:49 > 0:21:51it's because I made it about you.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53MUSIC: "Just The Way You Are" by Bruno Mars
0:21:53 > 0:21:56# When I see your face
0:21:57 > 0:22:02# There's not a thing That I would change
0:22:02 > 0:22:05# Cos, girl, you're amazing
0:22:05 > 0:22:08# Just the way you are
0:22:10 > 0:22:13# Yeah... #
0:22:13 > 0:22:16APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Woo!
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Really funny, really funny at my expense.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25So, I hope you're...
0:22:25 > 0:22:27That was supposed to be something nice,
0:22:27 > 0:22:30everyone thinks it's a piss-take, that's why they're clapping, so...
0:22:30 > 0:22:33I'm properly embarrassed, without messing about, so...
0:22:33 > 0:22:34It's all right.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37I know this is weird, but I just need a minute, I'm really sorry.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39It's all right.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41AUDIENCE: Awwww.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44LAUGHTER
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Let me just...
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Chat awkwardly between yourselves, just give me a second,
0:22:48 > 0:22:49back in a second, hang on.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Russ? Don't be a silly Billy.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53LAUGHTER
0:22:55 > 0:22:57So...
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Do you like boxing, then? Is it good?
0:23:00 > 0:23:01LAUGHTER
0:23:03 > 0:23:07Hey, hey. Hey, look, what...?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09What is up? Talk to me.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11How can you ask that?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13I've just made myself look really silly,
0:23:13 > 0:23:17I was trying to be funny, and I've humiliated myself
0:23:17 > 0:23:19by that thing being shown.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22And now I'm worried that the whole audience think I'm a total dick
0:23:22 > 0:23:25and I don't want to go back out there. That's what's wrong.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Don't worry about those idiots out there,
0:23:27 > 0:23:29they don't even know where they are, half of them.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- It's all good.- I know, I just...
0:23:31 > 0:23:35I think, you know, working with you again,
0:23:35 > 0:23:39I got a bit over excited and carried away, basically.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Sure, I'm excited about...
0:23:41 > 0:23:45the show, too, so let's just have a bit of professionalism
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- and we'll be fine.- I guess so.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52You know what? You have got a lot going for you.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55You're Russell Kane, man. You are Russell Kane.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56What does that mean?
0:23:56 > 0:24:03Well, clever. You're good-looking. You're kind. You're funny.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07You're not Russell Howard funny, I mean, he's a different ballpark,
0:24:07 > 0:24:09but...
0:24:09 > 0:24:10at least 50...
0:24:10 > 0:24:1540% percent of the people out there have come to see you, big guy.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- I'm sorry, I feel... - Look, don't.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Let's get back out there and give them
0:24:22 > 0:24:25the best show that BBC Three have ever had.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27All right, no more cheesy VTs, yeah? Let's go.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Whoo! Ho ho!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Wow. Come on, let's crack on.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51So, where were we?
0:24:51 > 0:24:53- You all right? - Yeah, I'm cool, cool.
0:24:53 > 0:24:5726% of women with brunette hair have pretended they are less intelligent
0:24:57 > 0:24:59in order to get their own way in a relationship.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03- But what percentage of blonde women, like Sara Cox...- Blondie!
0:25:03 > 0:25:06..have done that? Write down your answers, please,
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Closest to the correct answer wins the round.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11So, what percentage...? Sorry, I don't get the question.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13LAUGHTER
0:25:15 > 0:25:16What percentage...?
0:25:16 > 0:25:20What percentage of blonde women have pretended they're less intelligent?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22What was the brunette one? I wasn't listening.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Do you realise how ironic your questions are?
0:25:24 > 0:25:25LAUGHTER
0:25:25 > 0:25:27I'm not even blonde.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Time's up. Anthony, what have you written and why?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32I've written number 86.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34AUDIENCE BOOS
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Do you want to explain yourself?
0:25:36 > 0:25:39It's just what I grew up on really knowing.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40LAUGHTER
0:25:42 > 0:25:45But, you know, all women are pretty intelligent anyway,
0:25:45 > 0:25:48they read their Heat magazine and all that stuff.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49They read Heat magazine?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51General knowledge and stuff.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53You're going to need a bigger back-pedal than that, my man.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56- Sara, what about you?- I put...
0:25:56 > 0:25:59I hope it's not that much, I just put 20%.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Sara's gone for 20%, why that?
0:26:01 > 0:26:05Well, I didn't really understand the question. I was rushing!
0:26:05 > 0:26:08I can now reveal that the percentage of blonde women who would pretend
0:26:08 > 0:26:12to be less intelligent to get their own way in relationships
0:26:12 > 0:26:14- is 48%.- God!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Which means, Sara, you win the round, well done.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:26:22 > 0:26:26Our next round is more about dishonesty than honesty.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28It's about people who are very secretive.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31When we asked "Do you have anything hidden in your house that
0:26:31 > 0:26:34"you wouldn't want to be found?" 31% of people answered yes.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37I wonder if anyone in the Unzipped Sample would spill the beans
0:26:37 > 0:26:40about something they've got hidden at home?
0:26:40 > 0:26:41Let me go and find out.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Anyone got anything hidden that they...?
0:26:44 > 0:26:45Oh, right.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48LAUGHTER
0:26:48 > 0:26:50"Yes me!" What?
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Um, I have quite a few sex toys and stuff hidden in my house.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Do you live with your parents?
0:26:55 > 0:26:58- Not any more, no, but... - Are they in your parents house?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Yeah. They're still there now!
0:27:00 > 0:27:03I haven't got round to collecting them yet.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05LAUGHTER
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- HIGH VOICE: - "I'm just going to dust your room."
0:27:08 > 0:27:09"NO! Hang on a minute!"
0:27:09 > 0:27:13OK, thank you very much. Anyone else got anything hidden in their house?
0:27:13 > 0:27:15OK, you. What's your name, Adam?
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Adam.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18LAUGHTER
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Anything hidden in your house?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Erm, beer?
0:27:23 > 0:27:25I know one thing is in your house in Newcastle.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Oh, God, what are you doing?
0:27:27 > 0:27:29LAUGHTER
0:27:29 > 0:27:31It's our Unzipped cameras.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Oh, look!
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Look, it's Adam's house!
0:27:38 > 0:27:41- That is your house, yeah? - Yeah, brand-new house.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Adam, we're going to have a little snoop round your house, because...
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- ECHOING:- We Know Where You Live.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:27:56 > 0:28:00Yes, your mates have stitched you up so that we can broadcast
0:28:00 > 0:28:04live from your house in Newcastle, and with the help of those
0:28:04 > 0:28:05so-called mates we've uncovered
0:28:05 > 0:28:07some rather disturbing information, Adam.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09So, we're going to have a bit of a show and tell.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12Anthony and Sara, you can win points for tonight's
0:28:12 > 0:28:15Celebrity Face-off by answering some questions about Adam's antics
0:28:15 > 0:28:17while we take a look around his house.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20Question one - on a recent boozy night out,
0:28:20 > 0:28:24Adam ended up borrowing a VIP rope from a nightclub,
0:28:24 > 0:28:27you know, the ones that bouncers use to keep out riffraff like Adam.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30But when he woke up the next day, what did Adam do with the rope?
0:28:30 > 0:28:33Did he A - head straight back to the nightclub
0:28:33 > 0:28:36and apologise profusely for borrowing it without permission?
0:28:36 > 0:28:39Or did he, B - call his dad and asked him to drive
0:28:39 > 0:28:41120 miles from his home in Huddersfield to install
0:28:41 > 0:28:46a couple of hooks upon which he can proudly hang his new-found VIP rope?
0:28:46 > 0:28:48LAUGHTER
0:28:48 > 0:28:52Anthony and Sara, is it, A or B? Write down your answers.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56Anthony, what have you gone for?
0:28:56 > 0:28:59- I've gone for B.- You think he's sad enough to have installed hooks
0:28:59 > 0:29:01and put his own VIP rope up.
0:29:01 > 0:29:02OK, Sara's got B, as well.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04It's not looking good, is it?
0:29:04 > 0:29:06LAUGHTER
0:29:06 > 0:29:08Let's have a look, shall we?
0:29:08 > 0:29:10LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:29:14 > 0:29:18Whilst we're here, we might have a little snoop around.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20What is that?
0:29:20 > 0:29:22AUDIENCE GROANS
0:29:22 > 0:29:23OK, Adam, what is that?
0:29:23 > 0:29:26It was my flatmate's birthday last night...
0:29:26 > 0:29:28What, you've left vomit on the floor?
0:29:28 > 0:29:31Well, he can clean it, it's his vomit.
0:29:31 > 0:29:32Why is there a straw there?!
0:29:32 > 0:29:34LAUGHTER
0:29:34 > 0:29:36Don't worry, guys, I'll clear it up!
0:29:37 > 0:29:40Question two - during Freshers' Week last year...
0:29:40 > 0:29:41"Wahey, Freshers'"
0:29:41 > 0:29:44..what did a boozed up Adam do whilst in a nightclub?
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Was it, A - get off with so many girls he achieved
0:29:46 > 0:29:48legendarily lad status...
0:29:48 > 0:29:50"Yeah, Chase & Status!"
0:29:50 > 0:29:53..among his mates and left the nightclub to a round of applause?
0:29:53 > 0:29:54It's got to be that.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57Or, it could B - get his willy out,
0:29:57 > 0:30:00wee all over the floor and get kicked out.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02LAUGHTER
0:30:02 > 0:30:04APPLAUSE
0:30:04 > 0:30:07Anthony and Sara, have a little guess.
0:30:11 > 0:30:13Anthony, what have you written?
0:30:13 > 0:30:14Legendary status, yeah!
0:30:14 > 0:30:17I'm hoping it's legendary status!
0:30:17 > 0:30:18Sara?
0:30:18 > 0:30:20I did B, and I made it have a wee, as well.
0:30:20 > 0:30:22LAUGHTER
0:30:22 > 0:30:25Adam, which was it, was it the legendary status with the lads,
0:30:25 > 0:30:27or wee all over the dance floor?
0:30:28 > 0:30:30B.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:30:34 > 0:30:37All right, let's go upstairs and you can talk us
0:30:37 > 0:30:40through the strange contents of your living room.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42AUDIENCE GROANS
0:30:42 > 0:30:46Who eats chips while looking at themselves in the mirror?
0:30:46 > 0:30:48That looks like Anthony's bedroom.
0:30:48 > 0:30:49He's just doing the weights,
0:30:49 > 0:30:52kebab in one hand, weights in the other!
0:30:52 > 0:30:55I think we should head to the bathroom straight away.
0:30:55 > 0:30:56We're in it, brilliant.
0:30:56 > 0:30:57That doesn't look too bad.
0:30:57 > 0:31:00I mean, it could be updated colour-wise, but...
0:31:00 > 0:31:02Nice mosaic there. What's that? Hang on.
0:31:02 > 0:31:06Woah, woah, woah, what was in the sink?
0:31:06 > 0:31:08Beer, beer bottles, look.
0:31:08 > 0:31:09Why is there beer in the shower?
0:31:09 > 0:31:13Cos when you're pre-drinking and you go in it, multi-tasking.
0:31:13 > 0:31:15- You drink in the shower?- Yeah!
0:31:15 > 0:31:16Why is there cereal there?
0:31:16 > 0:31:19When I was a bit younger, I like beer and I like cereal,
0:31:19 > 0:31:22- so I thought it might be nice together.- And?
0:31:22 > 0:31:25It's all right. Give it a try and find out.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28- Actually, I've had vodka porridge and it's delicious.- Thank you.
0:31:28 > 0:31:31Thank you, Adam, I'll let you get back to your former best friends
0:31:31 > 0:31:33in the audience, Adam, everybody! Thank you!
0:31:33 > 0:31:37APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:31:40 > 0:31:43OK, back to business, and the winner of tonight's Celebrity Face-Off
0:31:43 > 0:31:47who has shown themselves to be the most in touch with reality
0:31:47 > 0:31:49is Sara Cox!
0:31:49 > 0:31:52APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:31:54 > 0:31:56So, which one do you want?
0:31:56 > 0:31:57For the boot alone,
0:31:57 > 0:32:01and for the fact that I can put it up in Radio One somewhere
0:32:01 > 0:32:04where everyone will see it, I'll have to go for Greg's.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Hey, look, hey, hey, hey, don't let me sway your decision...
0:32:12 > 0:32:15Don't worry about it. Fine.
0:32:15 > 0:32:17It's a shame for Russell's painting to go to waste,
0:32:17 > 0:32:20and I think there's one person who deserves it more than anyone.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22Who?
0:32:22 > 0:32:23That guy.
0:32:23 > 0:32:25APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:32:31 > 0:32:33CHEERING
0:32:37 > 0:32:38Still to come tonight,
0:32:38 > 0:32:40we'll be hearing more from the Unzipped Sample,
0:32:40 > 0:32:42listening to some unusual celebrity confessions,
0:32:42 > 0:32:45and accusing either Anthony or Sara of being a total head-case.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48And if you want us to make an equally harrowing judgement
0:32:48 > 0:32:51about you, then check out Unzipped online
0:32:51 > 0:32:53at bbc.co.uk/bbcthree.
0:32:53 > 0:32:57Every week we'll be exploring a different side of your personality,
0:32:57 > 0:33:00- kicking off this week with Unzip Your Inner Perv.- Yeah.
0:33:00 > 0:33:04Want to know more about the real you but can't afford a shrink? Fear not.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07Simply unzip yourself online and find out what you're really like.
0:33:07 > 0:33:11Keep results secret or share them with the world, that is your choice.
0:33:11 > 0:33:15Find out how you compare to me, Russell and our celebrity guests
0:33:15 > 0:33:19and delve into a different aspect of your personality each week.
0:33:19 > 0:33:20Check out the BBC Three website,
0:33:20 > 0:33:25answer some extremely personal questions and all will be revealed.
0:33:25 > 0:33:30Go to bbc.co.uk and click on Unzipped.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33CHEERING
0:33:36 > 0:33:40Very shortly we'll be saying something potentially libellous
0:33:40 > 0:33:42about one of our guests' sanity,
0:33:42 > 0:33:45but they can rest assured that nothing said tonight will be
0:33:45 > 0:33:48as weird as the stuff you guys have sent via your Unzipped reports.
0:33:48 > 0:33:52We invited you to go to the website and tell us a secret nobody knows
0:33:52 > 0:33:55and these are just some of the amazing responses we received.
0:33:55 > 0:33:56These are awesome.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58OK, first one.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01"I told my mum I had a job interview in London
0:34:01 > 0:34:03"so I could take my dad to Gay Pride."
0:34:03 > 0:34:05LAUGHTER
0:34:05 > 0:34:07All right, so, next one.
0:34:07 > 0:34:12"I pooed behind the telly and blamed it on the cat."
0:34:12 > 0:34:13SCANDALISED LAUGHTER
0:34:15 > 0:34:17You'd either need a big cat or a small poo, wouldn't you?
0:34:17 > 0:34:21You've got to do weird, small cigar poo for that to work.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Great.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28"I find Russell Kane strangely attractive in a kind of
0:34:28 > 0:34:30"'Oh, God, no, what's wrong with me?' kind of way."
0:34:30 > 0:34:33LAUGHTER
0:34:36 > 0:34:40OK, "My favourite hobby at home is to take loads of photos of my cat
0:34:40 > 0:34:45"in weird stripper poses, like a bad slut doing a lap dance."
0:34:45 > 0:34:47LAUGHTER
0:34:47 > 0:34:50These people watch the show.
0:34:50 > 0:34:53And we love you for it!
0:34:53 > 0:34:55Obviously I knew that one was coming
0:34:55 > 0:35:00and I wondered what it might look like, so I Googled "bad slut pussy".
0:35:00 > 0:35:03Which was a bit of a mistake, as I lost a day and a half.
0:35:03 > 0:35:08I think they mean poses a bit like this, perhaps.
0:35:08 > 0:35:09LAUGHTER
0:35:11 > 0:35:13Looking away from the camera but exposing teats.
0:35:13 > 0:35:15And that one there.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17LAUGHTER
0:35:20 > 0:35:25- Wow.- Anthony, have you ever been offered cash to pose nude?
0:35:25 > 0:35:29I don't see myself posing like one of them cats, butt naked.
0:35:29 > 0:35:33- How much did you get paid for this, then?- Are you serious?!
0:35:35 > 0:35:37CHEERING
0:35:41 > 0:35:44Oh, a good serious face as well.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47That's a face that says, "Finish me off."
0:35:49 > 0:35:52But who is the strangest celebrity in the studio tonight,
0:35:52 > 0:35:54excluding Russell Kane?
0:35:54 > 0:35:56To commemorate this decision,
0:35:56 > 0:35:59we've had a medal specially forged. Check it out!
0:35:59 > 0:36:02Now, as Anthony will know, the Olympic motto is
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Citius, Altius, Fortius,
0:36:04 > 0:36:07which means Faster, Higher, Stronger.
0:36:07 > 0:36:10And in keeping with that spirit of excellence we've engraved
0:36:10 > 0:36:13the word "Unzipped" on one side of the medal.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16I've also crudely written "Nut Job" in marker.
0:36:18 > 0:36:22So, who is the craziest, Anthony or Sara?
0:36:22 > 0:36:24OMINOUS HEARTBEAT SOUND
0:36:44 > 0:36:46It's Sara!
0:36:46 > 0:36:48CHEERING
0:36:51 > 0:36:53Whoo!
0:36:53 > 0:36:55Thanks. Thanks.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58So, Russell, please do the honours. Do it.
0:36:58 > 0:37:01- I think this is a Chariots Of Fire moment.- Oh, I'll do the music, OK.
0:37:01 > 0:37:04GREG HUMS THEME FROM "LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE"
0:37:04 > 0:37:09- That's Last Of The Summer Wine. That's Last...- What?
0:37:09 > 0:37:12- Oh, shit, yeah.- You did Last Of The Summer Wine.- Got it.
0:37:12 > 0:37:13- Carry on, carry on.- Ready?- Yep.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16GREG HUMS THEME FROM "GROUND FORCE"
0:37:31 > 0:37:34- That was Ground Force, you do know that, don't you?- What?
0:37:34 > 0:37:38- You just did the music for Ground Force.- Oh, yeah, Titsmarsh, yeah.
0:37:38 > 0:37:42We have one final duty for the both of you tonight,
0:37:42 > 0:37:45which is to help tonight's audience get their hands on some booze.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47It's time for Celebs Unzipped!
0:37:47 > 0:37:50CHEERING
0:37:59 > 0:38:03Yes, it's time for the return of the game that will definitely lead
0:38:03 > 0:38:06to some jaw-dropping revelations and may lead to everyone
0:38:06 > 0:38:09- in tonight's audience winning a cocktail.- Yeah.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12And this week we've got an extremely metrosexual Cosmopolitan cocktail
0:38:12 > 0:38:15up for grabs, as modelled by our very special guests.
0:38:15 > 0:38:16Mmmm. Cheers.
0:38:18 > 0:38:21Thanks to Unzipped we now know a lot more about Anthony and Sara.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23And they've learned a lot about all of us.
0:38:23 > 0:38:27But now it's time to find out what they know about their fellow celebs.
0:38:27 > 0:38:32Anthony and Sara, feast your eyes on our carousel of celebrity.
0:38:32 > 0:38:36- Oh, look at that.- I've not seen that! Is it touch-screen?
0:38:36 > 0:38:40- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Series Two, big budget.- Can I...?
0:38:40 > 0:38:42Yeah. Give it a spin, baby.
0:38:42 > 0:38:45Just going to have one go, then you guys can have a go.
0:38:45 > 0:38:47LAUGHTER
0:38:47 > 0:38:49Whatevs!
0:38:49 > 0:38:50Gutted.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53So there are some big names in there, including...
0:38:54 > 0:38:57- ..that guy, her and him.- Yeah.
0:38:59 > 0:39:01All you need to do is get more questions right than wrong,
0:39:01 > 0:39:05and those questions of course all come from our new Unzipped Report.
0:39:05 > 0:39:08So, Mr Joshua, Ms Cox, the pressure is on.
0:39:12 > 0:39:15OK, let's find your first celebrity. Spin, please!
0:39:15 > 0:39:19- Oh, that's how you do it.- Yeah.
0:39:19 > 0:39:20Stop.
0:39:20 > 0:39:24Beeeeyyyuuuu. Anyone else feel sick?
0:39:25 > 0:39:30OK, we asked eccentric horse-racing pundit John McCririck
0:39:30 > 0:39:32if he ever wees in the shower.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34- Ahh. MAN:- Yes.
0:39:34 > 0:39:38Do you think he said... every day,
0:39:38 > 0:39:40or he doesn't shower?
0:39:40 > 0:39:42GROANING AND LAUGHTER
0:39:42 > 0:39:45- Oh, now then.- Audience? Anyone? What do you reckon?
0:39:45 > 0:39:47AUDIENCE SHOUT SUGGESTIONS
0:39:49 > 0:39:52No, we think that he doesn't shower.
0:39:52 > 0:39:56Let's find out what lovely John has to say for himself.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59I never shower.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02I take toshes - that's what we called baths at Harrow.
0:40:02 > 0:40:05And the only reason is, you can't wee in there.
0:40:05 > 0:40:10What a place that is to do a leak and then lie in it. Never.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12That's what we all wanted to think about tonight,
0:40:12 > 0:40:14an old man lying in piss.
0:40:14 > 0:40:17- It's correct!- That was right, so well done.
0:40:17 > 0:40:18CHEERING
0:40:20 > 0:40:22All right, spin again!
0:40:24 > 0:40:26- Whenever you like.- Stop.
0:40:30 > 0:40:31Ah.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34It stopped on Greg Rutherford.
0:40:34 > 0:40:38Now, we asked Anthony's fellow Olympic medallist,
0:40:38 > 0:40:42long-jumper Greg Rutherford, if he'd ever fallen asleep during sex.
0:40:42 > 0:40:46Do you think he said, no, he's a very passionate lover,
0:40:46 > 0:40:49or, yes, it happens very regularly?
0:40:50 > 0:40:52- Speaking from experience, um... - What?
0:40:52 > 0:40:54LAUGHTER
0:40:54 > 0:40:57- I'm joking, I'm joking.- OK. - I reckon...- What do you think?
0:40:57 > 0:41:01Yeah, cos of the training...
0:41:01 > 0:41:03Maybe yeah cos of the training,
0:41:03 > 0:41:06and maybe no cos of the stamina, so...
0:41:06 > 0:41:10- Well, you decide. You're the Olympian.- I would think...
0:41:10 > 0:41:12Base it on your own...
0:41:12 > 0:41:16- No, no, no. - Launch them out the window.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18So you think he doesn't fall asleep?
0:41:18 > 0:41:21- He doesn't fall asleep.- I reckon he doesn't.- Let's have a look.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24No, I'm a very passionate lover.
0:41:24 > 0:41:27CHEERING
0:41:28 > 0:41:32The stat is, 19% of men have fallen asleep during sex.
0:41:32 > 0:41:37You need one more for the drink for everyone in here. One more.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40CHEERING
0:41:44 > 0:41:47And the desperate guy over there just went, "You can do it!"
0:41:47 > 0:41:49"Please, God, do it!"
0:41:49 > 0:41:52- Stop.- Beeeyyuuuu.
0:41:54 > 0:41:57Ahh. Whuuuaaayyy!
0:41:57 > 0:42:02We asked Russell if he'd ever been clubbing with a parent.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04LAUGHTER
0:42:04 > 0:42:07Did he say, yes, with his mum,
0:42:07 > 0:42:11or, no, but he has been with his Uncle Geoff.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13- WOMAN:- With his mum!
0:42:13 > 0:42:15- Yeah, he has. Yeah.- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:42:15 > 0:42:19With his mum, do you think? Do you think Uncle Geoff?
0:42:19 > 0:42:21AUDIENCE: No!
0:42:21 > 0:42:24- Yes, with his mum.- We'll now cross live to Russell for the answer.
0:42:24 > 0:42:28Erm, yes, I have been clubbing with my mum.
0:42:28 > 0:42:29CHEERING
0:42:30 > 0:42:34We went to the Sugar Hut in Essex and one of the best
0:42:34 > 0:42:38moments of my life was seeing my mum do her first Jager Bomb.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41And she did it, slammed it down and went,
0:42:41 > 0:42:43"Put my taxi back to three," and then went onto the dancefloor.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45LAUGHTER
0:42:45 > 0:42:49And that is correct, which means you've won! Come and join us!
0:42:49 > 0:42:51CHEERING
0:42:51 > 0:42:57So, thanks to you, everyone tonight wins...a Cosmopolitan cocktail!
0:43:00 > 0:43:06A huge thank you to our special guests, Anthony Joshua and Sara Cox!
0:43:07 > 0:43:10We'll be back next week,
0:43:10 > 0:43:13when our special guest will be pregnant Fearne Cotton.
0:43:13 > 0:43:16Until then, don't forget to unzip your own personal report
0:43:16 > 0:43:18on the Unzipped website.
0:43:18 > 0:43:22- Thank you for watching. Bye! - Byeeeee!
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