0:00:02 > 0:00:05Unzipped is the show which asks a very important question
0:00:05 > 0:00:07to some of our favourite celebrities -
0:00:07 > 0:00:10- "Are you normal?"- I didn't really understand the question.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Joining us this week...
0:00:13 > 0:00:18Fearne Cotton is a 31-year-old TV presenter, DJ and mother-to-be.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20And, according to her Unzipped report,
0:00:20 > 0:00:23has 800 photos of her cat on her phone,
0:00:23 > 0:00:25can't stand male strippers
0:00:25 > 0:00:28and has probably wet herself at a festival.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32Aiden Grimshaw is a 20-year-old singer
0:00:32 > 0:00:35and former X Factor finalist who is currently single.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38He gets more annoying when drunk, wet himself at his uncle's stag party
0:00:38 > 0:00:42and has been fired from a job at a pizza restaurant.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Tonight, they'll be answering some extremely personal questions
0:00:46 > 0:00:50and helping us to work out whether we're all obsessed with being cool.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52This is Unzipped.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Hello and welcome to Unzipped!
0:01:21 > 0:01:22This is Russell Kane.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28And that is Greg James!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33And this is the show where our celebrity guests
0:01:33 > 0:01:35face the questions they've never been asked before.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38But, Gregory, where do these random questions come from?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40I'll tell you where - the Unzipped report.
0:01:40 > 0:01:45A report so thorough it leaves no inappropriate subject untouched.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48And this week, preparing themselves to be inappropriately probed
0:01:48 > 0:01:52like never before, please welcome tonight's special guests, Fearne Cotton and Aiden Grimshaw!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54CHEERING
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- I don't want to be probed by you! - Well, you have no choice.
0:02:05 > 0:02:10- Oh, God.- Absolutely no choice. Well done for getting pregnant, by the way.- Thank you. Yes.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Aren't I clever? - CHEERING
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- That does mean that you've had sex, though. - RUSSELL SNIGGERS
0:02:16 > 0:02:20- Look at you two, you little bromances. Aren't you cute?- Yeah.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22You're like the Chuckle Brothers.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- Aiden.- Hello.- Also, I believe you've given birth to twins, haven't you?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- An album and a tour.- Oh, yeah.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- I have done that. - Well done.- Thank you. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Is it true you make animal noises as a warm-up, to warm up your voice?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Yeah.- What animal? - I just walk around going...
0:02:38 > 0:02:40HE SCREECHES
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Right, tonight we'll be seeing how Fearne and Aiden's behaviour
0:02:43 > 0:02:44compares to the rest of Britain.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47But before we get started, do either of you have any weird habits
0:02:47 > 0:02:49you'd like to confess to upfront?
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Obviously, we've heard animal noises. That's pretty bizarre.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Anything else?- I've got a weird sort of mental thing.- What do you mean?
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Say I'm out running, and I see, say, an old lady.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02In my head, I'll think, "Go and run and just jump on her back
0:03:02 > 0:03:05"or do something totally ridiculous."
0:03:05 > 0:03:08And I won't do it but in my head I'm playing a game with myself that I might just do it.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11We'll also be looking at a particular aspect of behaviour tonight,
0:03:11 > 0:03:14and that is vanity and looking good.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Hopefully we'll hear from the unsightly bunch that are the Unzipped sample
0:03:17 > 0:03:20throughout the show as we reveal the answers to these juicy questions.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22It's all heading your way on tonight's Unzipped.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25CHEERING
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Fearne Cotton and Aiden Grimshaw Unzipped.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Has Fearne ever thrown a drink over someone?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34And does Aiden use Facebook to spy on his exes?
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Cool And Unzipped.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Fearne and Aiden talk fashion
0:03:39 > 0:03:41and Russell gets up close and personal
0:03:41 > 0:03:44to TV's most revealing audience.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Celebs Unzipped.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Which of these famous faces is very particular about their food
0:03:51 > 0:03:54and who might send you their naked photo?
0:03:54 > 0:03:58All will be exposed in tonight's celebrity confessions.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01CHEERING
0:04:03 > 0:04:04OK, let's get on with this.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07We surveyed thousands of you in ordered to create the Unzipped report
0:04:07 > 0:04:11so we've got a pretty good idea of what counts as normal behaviour in this country.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15The question is, how will Fearne and Nick Grimshaw's answers...
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Aiden.- Sorry, Aiden. Sorry.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Idiot.- I knew I was going to do that. - Idiot.
0:04:22 > 0:04:28- So, Aiden Samuel Grimshaw and Fearne No Name Cotton...- Ah, no middle name!
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- Ah! - ..these are your normality questions.
0:04:34 > 0:04:39I'm so glad that you two are working out the barometer of normal.
0:04:42 > 0:04:48Right, first one. Fearne, do you have a photo face?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- 100% yes.- What is it? - It's a general pout,
0:04:50 > 0:04:53because at the moment my face is quite fat, so it's just a...
0:04:55 > 0:04:59And it's always from an angle, cos then you get a little bit of supposed cheek bone.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- Do you? Is that the thing? - That's my thing.- What is it?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03It's not what you just did.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07What about a red carpet pose? Have you got one of them?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10I'll just do a half smile. I don't want to smile too much.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Is it like you've just let off a fart?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15It's that kind of thing, yeah.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- It's kind of like a knowing smile. - Let's have a look at it.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22What the hell? That is the half smile I was talking about.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- It's not quite a smile. - That's quite disturbing.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27That was the last face my nan had.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29God!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Have you got a photo face, Aiden?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35I think I overcompensate and then this massive smile comes out
0:05:35 > 0:05:39and then this thumb comes out of nowhere to, like, this thing.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42It goes on for too long. You know those photos where they're like, "I'm taking a photo,"
0:05:42 > 0:05:45but then they don't press anything for, like, ten minutes?
0:05:45 > 0:05:49"Oh, sorry, I was taking a video. Sorry."
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Have you got a photo face?
0:05:50 > 0:05:54I don't... Well, I don't really like posing in front of the cameras.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58I'm not really on the red carpet and if I am I just sort of shuffle past.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- I'm just not up for it.- No. - Nothing like this, for example.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Understated. That's you, isn't it? - Very shy.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Well, the verdict is, that's not normal, I'm afraid.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Only 29 % of women say they have a photo face, which I find shocking.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- They're lying!- That's a massive lie. - I know. But you are abnormal so far.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Right, next one.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Fearne, were your schooldays the best days of your life?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- No.- Why?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Cos these days are way better cos I'm not at school.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28I don't know, I just way prefer...
0:06:28 > 0:06:32preferred being in my young 20s
0:06:32 > 0:06:35and going out and having a laugh rather than studying.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- But in many ways you're like a modern-day Macaulay Culkin.- Wow.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43- Thank you.- Well, I mean, we watched you grow up on telly.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45I remember being at school watching you on telly.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- You were on Diggit, weren't you? - Oh, yeah. Back in the day.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52So, actually, you won a competition to be a presenter back in the day.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Yes. Disney Club.- Remember it well? - Don't do this to me.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58What? What do you mean, do what?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- I think she's implying we've done some cruel research.- Come on!
0:07:01 > 0:07:05This is BBC Three, man, we haven't got those sorts of resources.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Oh, wait, yes, we have.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Remember, it's up to you.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11It's your chance to vote for which girl you'd like to see
0:07:11 > 0:07:12presenting on The Disney Club.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Hi, my name's Fearne Cotton and I'm 16-years-old.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18My friend made me enter this competition and I love to dance,
0:07:18 > 0:07:22sing and act and I've wanted to work in TV since I can remember.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25I love Taylor Hanson and Brad Pitt and I live on Fruit Pastilles.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Anyway, I hope to speak to you soon. Bye!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Fearne, do you remember what you looks like before?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33OK, this is what you look like now.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Oh, wow, that's excellent. Oh, I love it. Thank you so much.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38It's gorgeous.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41We're going to find out who you voted for.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44The new girl Disney Club presenter is...Fearne Cotton!
0:07:44 > 0:07:49- Well done, Fearne!- Congratulations. - Thanks.- Yeah, well done, Fearne.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- How do you feel?- Oh, I can't believe it. Thank you so much.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Give us a kiss. Don't be shy.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- It is amazing.- You know what? I've never seen that.- Really?
0:08:04 > 0:08:09I've never, ever seen that. That is... Just look at my fringe!
0:08:09 > 0:08:10I was so common as well!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12POSH ACCENT: I've got more posh as I've got older.
0:08:12 > 0:08:17When you were revealed, you went... MIMICS FEARNE: "That is excellent."
0:08:17 > 0:08:20They put me in a really shit T-shirt that I hated. "That is excellent."
0:08:20 > 0:08:24- What about you, Aiden? Did you enjoy school?- No, not really.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Where you home-schooled in the village?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29"What's at the end of the road, Mother?"
0:08:29 > 0:08:34"Nothing! Monsters, Aiden!"
0:08:37 > 0:08:39I didn't really enjoy school, no.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Well, we've actually got a picture of you at school.- Shit.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- ALL: Aw! - Oh, look!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- That is a great haircut, Aiden. - I'm glad you went all the way back
0:08:49 > 0:08:52cos I turned into a right monster when I was eight.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54What are you wearing?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Did the kids used to dress you up in games and then write on you in pen?
0:08:59 > 0:09:00OK, that's normal, of course.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Only 24% of saddos - I mean, girls -
0:09:02 > 0:09:05said the school days were the best days of their lives.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Right, next one.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Aiden - this is a bit gross -
0:09:08 > 0:09:12- do your parents talk to you about their sex life?- Ugh!
0:09:12 > 0:09:16No. No. They went on holiday once, though, and my mum brought back...
0:09:16 > 0:09:19For her honeymoon, she stayed in a shack
0:09:19 > 0:09:22and there was a little sign that said "love shack" next to it
0:09:22 > 0:09:28and she brought it home when I was 15 and stuck it next to the bedroom. That was terrible.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Every time a friend came round, they'd go... # Love shack. # Cheers, Mum(!)
0:09:31 > 0:09:33"Go play in the garden, Aiden.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36"Mummy's in the love shack."
0:09:36 > 0:09:41Have you ever heard your parents at it?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- La-la-la-la-la! No, I haven't! Oh! No.- Why do parents have to do it?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47It should drop off and just be a Ken hump after the age of 50.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51I totally agree. No, that... I have no anecdotes about this.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- There's just... It's a no. - It's just gross.- I do. I do.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58When I was really little, my room was here and my mum's room was here and the bathroom was here.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00I was a right little softy so when I used to go to the bathroom,
0:10:00 > 0:10:05I used to have to wake my mum up, and be like, "Mum, I'm going for a wee."
0:10:05 > 0:10:08One night, I didn't even knock, I just went in and I was like, "Shit!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10"Aaagh!"
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- "What's going on?" - "I don't need a wee."
0:10:13 > 0:10:15OK, well, that is, of course, normal.
0:10:15 > 0:10:1990% of men's parents don't talk about their sex life. 90%.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24- That's fine. We're happy with that one.- What about yours?- No. Can you imagine?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26It was a scheduled mating to produce Gregory!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29In-between pheasant and duck season.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33All right, Aiden,
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- do you keep anything in your bedroom that you could use as a weapon? - Ha-ha!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Er, apart from that!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45I had a small kitchen knife but then I was like,
0:10:45 > 0:10:50"Shit, that's not enough," so I got the fork as well, so it was like a...
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- So you were going to eat a burglar to death?- One hand's not enough.
0:10:53 > 0:10:58- Stab, then a fork.- Most middle-class defence ever, isn't it?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00"Here's a piece of Brie in your eye!"
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Fearne, you got any weaponry? - No, that's...
0:11:05 > 0:11:08but I don't want to say that in case someone tries to attack me.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12So, yeah, I have loads! All sorts of horrific things in that room.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13LAUGHTER
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Russell, what about you? Any big implements in there? In your room?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19I don't think so,
0:11:19 > 0:11:23- just my personality tends to repel anyone in my secret place. - LAUGHTER
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- Greg, have you got anything? - I've got a backdoor... Don't! Don't.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28LAUGHTER
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Backdoor burglars, listen up!
0:11:31 > 0:11:34The backdoor's quite loose... LAUGHTER
0:11:35 > 0:11:40..so there's a cricket bat under my bed, ready. Ready!
0:11:41 > 0:11:43So, the verdict is that's not normal...
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Sorry, mate.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- It's not really going well for me, this, is it?- No.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Fearne, do you check a hotel room for peepholes?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56I don't think I've actively looked for peepholes
0:11:56 > 0:12:00but I am always super paranoid that there's going to be a camera,
0:12:00 > 0:12:02in a corner somewhere, filming me.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I know it's totally illegal but I think,
0:12:04 > 0:12:07"There could just be one up there, somewhere in the air vent."
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- Do you ever check for peepholes? - Not for peepholes.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- You do the standard pube check though, don't you?- Yeah.- Pube check.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17- Shut up, no-one has pubes any more! - LAUGHTER
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Someone walked into a hotel room I was in and I was naked.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23- I was, I was...- Greg, shut up! - No, no, I wasn't with you!
0:12:23 > 0:12:27- I've never told anyone this before... - You were dancing naked?
0:12:27 > 0:12:31I was dancing to Jason DeRulo vs Chris Brown Megamix on MTV
0:12:31 > 0:12:34and I turned round and just saw the door close.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36LAUGHTER
0:12:36 > 0:12:38That's horrific!
0:12:38 > 0:12:39Imagine just waking up at 3am
0:12:39 > 0:12:41and there's a bloke over your face going, "Encore!"
0:12:41 > 0:12:43LAUGHTER
0:12:43 > 0:12:46APPLAUSE
0:12:51 > 0:12:52OK, it's not normal...
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Why am I still imagining you naked, dancing to that track?
0:12:59 > 0:13:00I just need it out of my head!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02All right, Fearne, your friends...
0:13:02 > 0:13:06This is a scenario, OK? A scenario. Picture this...
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I send you an e-mail that is not intended for you
0:13:08 > 0:13:11and I ask you to delete it immediately without reading it.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- What do you do?- I read it. - LAUGHTER
0:13:14 > 0:13:17But if I explicitly say to you, "Do not read that e-mail."
0:13:17 > 0:13:19How I meant to not look? That is SO intriguing.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22What if it was Holly Willoughby, sent you an e-mail?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24She was like, "Please, don't read this.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26"If you love me, if our friendship means anything to you,
0:13:26 > 0:13:30"you will not read this e-mail." Inbox! Inbox! Inbox!
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- It's so tempting!- How about a header that says, "Problems with Fearne"?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36"Problems with Fearne"? I want to know what they are!
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Speaking of Holly, you and her had a hit book together, didn't you?
0:13:40 > 0:13:41We did.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Did you write the book or was it written for you?
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- We wrote it with someone.- Ah! - LAUGHTER
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- That book was all about being the best friends.- Yes.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51So, I've got some quotes from that book.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Aiden, I want you to guess the missing word.- Sweet, OK.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Here we go, first one...
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- An emergency trip to the bathroom? - LAUGHTER
0:14:05 > 0:14:09- Girls go to the bathroom together! - Is that correct, Fearne?
0:14:09 > 0:14:12I'm going to say I don't think it is, no.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- Do you remember? - Any idea what it is?- No.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15LAUGHTER
0:14:15 > 0:14:16To be honest, the bathroom's closed
0:14:16 > 0:14:19cos it's your first port of call when it comes to dumping.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Oh, my God!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25You were right! APPLAUSE
0:14:28 > 0:14:30OK...
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Oh, yeah!
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Gangnam?
0:14:35 > 0:14:36LAUGHTER
0:14:36 > 0:14:40I think this book might have just preceded the Gangnam style.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Fearne?- It's something... I can't remember the exact wording
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- but it's like, "come to bed dance." - That's correct.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- It is the, "come to bed dance."- Yeah. - So, what is this dance?- Oh, great!
0:14:49 > 0:14:53It's not a real one but you just, sort of, go...
0:14:53 > 0:14:55LAUGHTER
0:14:55 > 0:14:56What's that?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Well, it worked, didn't it? - LAUGHTER
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Well, let's go back to the question because the question was,
0:15:04 > 0:15:07"Would you read an e-mail that was not intended to you?"
0:15:07 > 0:15:09And you said yes, and that is normal...
0:15:12 > 0:15:14And the others are all liars
0:15:14 > 0:15:17because everyone would do that, as we all know.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19So, that is the end of your normality questions.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Thank you for being so honest, Fearne and Aiden!
0:15:22 > 0:15:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:26 > 0:15:29And those answers will prove very useful later in the show,
0:15:29 > 0:15:32when we decide which of our guests is Joe normal
0:15:32 > 0:15:34- and which is Joey Essex! - LAUGHTER
0:15:34 > 0:15:37So, now we know a bit more about Fearne and Aiden
0:15:37 > 0:15:39but how well do they know you?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43We'll be finding out when they go head-to-head in the Reality Check.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46But not before we reveal some disturbing information
0:15:46 > 0:15:49about how image-conscious we all are, Greg.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Especially women like Fearne.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Says the man wearing eyeliner.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56LAUGHTER
0:15:56 > 0:15:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:42 > 0:16:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Welcome to The Reality Check, a chance for tonight's guests
0:16:53 > 0:16:55to prove that despite the temptations and trappings
0:16:55 > 0:16:58that come with being a celebrity, they haven't lost touch with reality.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01That's because Fearne and Nick... Aiden. Sorry.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- Idiot.- ..need to predict how ordinary folk responded
0:17:04 > 0:17:07to the questions in the Unzipped report
0:17:07 > 0:17:10and in a misguided attempt to come up with a prize
0:17:10 > 0:17:13connected to Fearne's pregnancy, we've been busy knitting this week
0:17:13 > 0:17:15and we've made these child-scaring
0:17:15 > 0:17:18and potentially nightmare-inducing creations.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22MUSIC: "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" by Mozart
0:17:24 > 0:17:26LAUGHTER
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- That's such an incentive(!) - So let's do this.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34It's time to play... The Reality Check.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41First question.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Write your answer down, please.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Closest to the correct answer will win the round. It's happened to me.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- You know when relationships get a bit Hollyoaksey?- Relationship?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55In a relationship, it's quite Hollyoaks.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57I was in a club and I'd just broken up with someone
0:17:57 > 0:17:59and then I was chatting up someone new
0:17:59 > 0:18:03and this girl came up and went, "What are you doing?"
0:18:03 > 0:18:04HE MIMICS SPLASHING
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- It actually happened? What did you do?- Cried.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11OK, time's up. Fearne, what have you written, and why?
0:18:11 > 0:18:12I've put 35%.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15I reckon about 80% of women would have liked to have done it,
0:18:15 > 0:18:18but only 35 would have had the opportunity to do so.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Good answer. Aiden, what have you got?
0:18:20 > 0:18:24I went for 46 because it happens all the time on TV, so...
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Yeah, it does, doesn't it? OK, well, I can reveal the percentage of women
0:18:27 > 0:18:30who have thrown a drink over someone is 25%,
0:18:30 > 0:18:32which means Fearne wins the round
0:18:32 > 0:18:35and takes a step closer to these wonderful prizes.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Fearne, have you ever thrown a drink over anyone?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Yeah, I have. I was at a gig
0:18:44 > 0:18:47and there was a group of lads in front of me spraying cider.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48"Wa-hey! We're at a gig!"
0:18:48 > 0:18:52And I just went over and tipped my pint of cider over his head.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53- Did you?- Yep. - What did he do? Punch you?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Well, he stopped throwing cider at me. It was brilliant.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Well, we've done a bit of research and those guys are here tonight.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Yeah! Bring it on, bitches!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06What about... You have, I know this.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07I have, yeah. A few times,
0:19:07 > 0:19:11- but the one that really sticks in my mind...- A few times?!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13I'd been watching this girl at a bus stop for a couple of weeks...
0:19:13 > 0:19:16I was halfway up her wall when she opened a window
0:19:16 > 0:19:18and threw hot tea on me and called the police.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21It was horrible. I fell down and everything.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Girls, eh?
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- Next question...- Actually, Fearne, you've been pretty feisty tonight.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29When we said the guys were here you were up for it.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31I wouldn't want to mess with you and I want to check,
0:19:31 > 0:19:33with all the hormones going on in your body,
0:19:33 > 0:19:36you're not going to have a tantrum if you don't win the dolls?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39No, no. I'm quite happy to not win them. It's fine.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40I know what you can be like.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44Remember that time that you came round to play at my house
0:19:44 > 0:19:47and Russell was there and you threw a proper hissy fit when we were kids, yeah?
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- When we were little? Do you not remember?- No. Don't member this one.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Let's see if this jogs your memory.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Dramatic lights, please.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00First question.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05What percentage of boys at school have kissed a girl?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Yuck! Girls are gross!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09That's because you like boys.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13I don't like boys, actually. I bet no-one will say that when I'm older.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Fearne, I bet you fancy Russell.
0:20:16 > 0:20:21Shut up! Russell's well weird and he wears funny clothes.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23there's no way we'd have snoggage.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25What about me?
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Dream on, Daddy-long-legs.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Next question. We asked everyone at school what they wanted to be when they grew up.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35What was the top answer?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Hmm. What do you want to be, Greg?
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Actually, I...want to be a DJ.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45That's what I want to do! You're SUCH a copycat!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47I'm going to be an admired,
0:20:47 > 0:20:52but ultimately misunderstood, stand-up comedian.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Then I'm going to win a comedy award at the Edinburgh Festival
0:20:55 > 0:20:56and then I'm going to write a book
0:20:56 > 0:20:59and then me and Greg are going to do a TV show together.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Who would watch THAT?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04A small but very loyal audience.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Whatevs, loser.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08You're a loser, Fearne Cotton.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09Right. That's it.
0:21:09 > 0:21:14I'm not playing any more. I hate you two.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Random.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20- Girls are well stupid. - Yeah. Who needs girls anyway?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:27 > 0:21:30At least we've developed emotionally since those days.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Some things never change. - Next question.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- 44% of men said they could live without sex.- What?
0:21:36 > 0:21:39But what was the percentage for British women?
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Write down your answers. Closest to the answer wins the round.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- 44%. Could you?- No, I'd go off like a dropped garden hose.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49FEARNE CACKLES
0:21:51 > 0:21:52"Pick it up!" "I can't!"
0:21:52 > 0:21:54"Oh, no - the dog's at it!"
0:21:56 > 0:21:58OK, time's up. Fearne, what have you written and why?
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Well, I'm a massively shocked that it's actually 44%
0:22:01 > 0:22:04who are saying that they could live without it.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05I thought it would be 0%.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09So I've gone for something marginally higher at 49.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11On the same basis I went for 59,
0:22:11 > 0:22:15which is slightly a bigger margin of marginally higher.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17RUSSELL LAUGHS
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Take that, maths!
0:22:19 > 0:22:24I can now reveal that the percentage of women who could live without sex
0:22:24 > 0:22:29is a depressing 72%, which means Aiden wins the round.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:33 > 0:22:34Next question.
0:22:39 > 0:22:44Write down your answers. Closest to the correct answer wins the round.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47It's one of those that's got to be really high or low.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48It's got to be 100. You must do it.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51I prefer webcams.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56With a webcam you get a cleaner report of what the bitch is up to.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58- What about you?- Oh, my God!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00- All the time.- Greg uses Bebo.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02LAUGHTER
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Fearne, what have you written and why?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Well, I've definitely done this.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- I'm expecting it to be high.- Yeah.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15Well, I've not gone too much because I thought some people might go,
0:23:15 > 0:23:17"Actually, I don't want to know what they are doing.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20"I can't bear it, it'll make me really upset," so I've done 65.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24- Well thought-out answer. Aiden, what have you got? - I'm a bit of a stalker
0:23:24 > 0:23:26- so I went for a 78. - Do you do it? Do you do it a lot?
0:23:26 > 0:23:30If you're an ex, I've probably checked out your photos on Facebook.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Loads of times.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Well, we've clearly got stalkers here,
0:23:36 > 0:23:39but I can reveal that only a quarter of all Facebook users -
0:23:39 > 0:23:40I know it sounds unbelievable -
0:23:40 > 0:23:43but only a quarter of users use it to snoop on their exes,
0:23:43 > 0:23:45which means, Fearne, you still win the round
0:23:45 > 0:23:47even though you're out by 40%. Well done, Fearne.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:51 > 0:23:55Uh...link. I wonder if the Unzipped sample
0:23:55 > 0:23:56find it easy to move on after a relationship.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Have a look.- All right, Greg!
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Any stalkers out there who use Facebook
0:24:02 > 0:24:04to follow what their exes are up to?
0:24:04 > 0:24:06All right. God, you're hot, aren't you?
0:24:06 > 0:24:09I'm going to have to do an oestrogen injection just deal with it.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- Is that your missus, is it? - That's my missus!- Sorry, dude.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Don't worry, I'm gay.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- What's your name?- Kay.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19Kay? 'K.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23And tell us about your stalking activities.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Well, I've got his password and anything
0:24:25 > 0:24:27so if I'm bored I'll just go on it.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29You go on...? But he's not your ex yet, is he?
0:24:29 > 0:24:32No, he's my boyfriend, but it's the same thing, really.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35- You are pre-stalking already.- Yeah. - What about past partners?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Yeah, you know when you look at their pictures
0:24:37 > 0:24:40to see if they're hotter and then you're like, "That's a downgrade."
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Yeah, yeah. So you're glad when you look at their photos?
0:24:42 > 0:24:47- Yeah, like, "I'm fabulous," and they're not. - Yeah, you're a fat minger!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Anyone else? Over here.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- Indeed.- Hello.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- What's your name?- Sammi.- So you've stalked your exes, have you?
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Well, I went on Facebook once when it was logged into my ex's.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01How was it logged in? Had he been up for break-up sex?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Then I found out he was, like, showering some girl.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07What do you mean show...? Hold on a second.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09No, he was, like, dirty talking.
0:25:09 > 0:25:10Don't reach for the Wikipedia just yet,
0:25:10 > 0:25:13we're just going to clear up what she means by "showering".
0:25:15 > 0:25:17It was dirty talk and stuff and I was skipping through it
0:25:17 > 0:25:21and then I just saw showering I was like, "This is enough."
0:25:21 > 0:25:25No way. Did you feel sad or liberated or better after you stalked someone?
0:25:25 > 0:25:28- It just shows that he's a dickhead. - Ah!
0:25:28 > 0:25:31APPLAUSE
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Back to you, Greg. Back to you.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38- Thank you, Russell. That was very informative.- Showering.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43And after all that, it's time for the final scores
0:25:43 > 0:25:47and I can reveal that the person most in touch with reality is...
0:25:47 > 0:25:50- Fearne.- Oh, yes! - APPLAUSE
0:25:52 > 0:25:55So, Fearne, all that's left for you to decide
0:25:55 > 0:25:58is which wonderful doll you want to take home with you.
0:25:58 > 0:26:04Oh, God. Can I be a really generous winner and give them both to Aiden?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09There you go. Well done. Prize-winner.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:13 > 0:26:14We're really sorry about that.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Thank you for taking part, Fearne and Aiden.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20- Still to come, we'll be mingling with the Unzipped audience...- Oh, no.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21..sampling some celebrity confessions
0:26:21 > 0:26:24and deciding which of tonight's guests is Joey normal
0:26:24 > 0:26:26and which is Joey Barton.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29And if you want us to make an equally harsh judgement about you
0:26:29 > 0:26:30then check out Unzipped online.
0:26:30 > 0:26:35Want to know more about the real you, but can't afford a shrink? Fear not.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Simply unzip yourself online and find out what you're really like.
0:26:38 > 0:26:43Keep results secret or share them with the world - that is your choice.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47Find out how you compare to me, Russell and our celebrity guests
0:26:47 > 0:26:51and explore a different aspect of your personality each week.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53This week we'll reveal your inner sinner.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57Just answer some extremely personal questions and all will be revealed.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Go to...
0:27:07 > 0:27:11OK, onwards, and we're talking about looking cool on tonight's show
0:27:11 > 0:27:14so, actually, Fearne, it is genuinely brilliant that you are here.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18Mates, Radio One colleagues, your fashion sense is brilliant,
0:27:18 > 0:27:22you, sort of, marry the high-street and designer perfectly
0:27:22 > 0:27:26- so it's an eclectic mix and I think it works so well.- Get a room.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28You look very trendy tonight. I like the shirt.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31- Hello?- I like the black trainers and the black jeans.
0:27:31 > 0:27:35Get a room, guys, Jesus. I know it's funny and everything,
0:27:35 > 0:27:38- but it's been like this the whole frickin' day.- What?
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Just cos you two work together I've had to listen to all this shit all day.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43You work together on radio - this is TV. It's above.
0:27:43 > 0:27:47Don't treat me like a dick, Greg. You've been like, "Fearne... this"
0:27:47 > 0:27:48or, "What time's Fearne getting here?
0:27:48 > 0:27:51"Shall we go to Fearne's dressing room and say hi?" No, I didn't.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54- There's nothing going on. - We're just mates.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56- What're you talking about? - Oh, this is just...
0:27:56 > 0:27:59- This is just... I'm sorry, I need a minute.- Really, are you going?
0:27:59 > 0:28:02- I'm sorry, I've got to... - It's embarrassing.
0:28:02 > 0:28:03LAUGHTER
0:28:03 > 0:28:07- He needs to rein it in. That's... Tragic.- I'm sorry.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10He did this last week. He's going through a bit of a funny...
0:28:10 > 0:28:14- Are you going to leave us? - I'm sorry, just chat amongst... What?
0:28:14 > 0:28:19What's wrong with you, grumpy bear? Hey, come here...
0:28:19 > 0:28:20- So...- That's nice.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22What's it like having a person inside you?
0:28:22 > 0:28:25LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Yeah. It's good.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37Oh...there you are. Oi, oi, oi.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39What the F is going on?
0:28:39 > 0:28:42Greg, there's no need to swear, one, and secondly,
0:28:42 > 0:28:44that thing out there in Fearne - is it yours?
0:28:44 > 0:28:48Don't... That's disgusting. And also, why would...?
0:28:48 > 0:28:53Look, of course it's not my baby. Get a grip. We are friends.
0:28:53 > 0:28:56- Me and her, we go to lunch. - OK, so mates go for lunch.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58Why don't you and I go for lunch, then?
0:28:58 > 0:29:00- We can go from lunch.- When? Tomorrow?
0:29:00 > 0:29:02I can't...do tomorrow.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05- Look, are you jealous of Fearne?- No!
0:29:05 > 0:29:06Maybe...
0:29:08 > 0:29:12- Yes.- What am I going to do with you and your little insecurities?
0:29:12 > 0:29:16We have got a professional bond. It's a strong one as well, look.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20Let's get out there and show those idiots
0:29:20 > 0:29:23the best damn Unzipped show we've ever done.
0:29:23 > 0:29:27- Let's do it.- OK, man. - Come on.- Sorry, no.
0:29:27 > 0:29:29I'll go.
0:29:36 > 0:29:41- Sorry about that.- Are you all right? - Yeah, we're fine.- So, where were we?
0:29:41 > 0:29:43Everyone seems to be more self-obsessed these days
0:29:43 > 0:29:46and that's been backed up by some very disturbing info
0:29:46 > 0:29:48we've found out in the Unzipped report.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50Yes, for example.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53Women said they were more likely to be jealous
0:29:53 > 0:29:57about someone else's looks rather than their talent.
0:29:57 > 0:30:01- Why might that be?- I guess women are kind of way more into aesthetics.
0:30:01 > 0:30:06They like clothing and make-up and hair and stuff like that.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09- Yeah, imagine that.- Imagine that.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12Every day before we go into work at Radio One, wherever you go,
0:30:12 > 0:30:15you get photographed on the way in by the paps, and you get photographed on the way out.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17Does that drive you mental?
0:30:17 > 0:30:19Sometimes it's, kind of, not great
0:30:19 > 0:30:22when I'm waddling down the high street at this point
0:30:22 > 0:30:25and a creepy man's chasing after me. It's not always the nicest.
0:30:25 > 0:30:27Sorry about that.
0:30:27 > 0:30:30I don't understand why they photograph you on the way back.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33I look the same. I'm not going to do a cartwheel.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36Aiden, you've always been very image-conscious,
0:30:36 > 0:30:39or do you think that's happened more since you were on the X Factor?
0:30:39 > 0:30:43I got in trouble for coming on in a T-shirt. I'm just pretty scruffy.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45I'm 20-years-old. I don't really care.
0:30:45 > 0:30:49Did Cowell ring you up and say, "Don't wear a bad T-shirt and high trousers."
0:30:49 > 0:30:52It's now time to send Russell into our Unzipped sample
0:30:52 > 0:30:55to expose some unusual attempts at being fashionable
0:30:55 > 0:30:59and cool from tonight's audience so Fearne and Aiden, all you have to do
0:30:59 > 0:31:03is decide whether they've succeeded in being cool or not. Off you pop.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05Right, let's see if this lot are cool. Off we go.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Where's my baton of mirth?
0:31:07 > 0:31:10Who thinks they may have a cool tattoo?
0:31:10 > 0:31:13Can I just squeeze in between you two girls there?
0:31:13 > 0:31:15- OK, so you think you've got a cool tattoo?- Definitely.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18Right, let's have a look at it.
0:31:18 > 0:31:20Oh, God.
0:31:20 > 0:31:21Oh, that's a gun.
0:31:21 > 0:31:22So tell us the story
0:31:22 > 0:31:25of why you've got a weapon of murder tattooed on your leg.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28Well, I was in Ibiza and pretty much I woke up and was like,
0:31:28 > 0:31:30"I may as well get a tattoo today."
0:31:30 > 0:31:32What, you just woke up and you had a weapon on your leg?
0:31:35 > 0:31:37I know what you're saying, baby.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40Fearne, do you think that's a cool tattoo? You quite like your tats.
0:31:40 > 0:31:44I do like my tats, I think it's a brave move. I like it.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47- So it's a thumbs up?- I would say thumbs up.- Yeah, that's pretty hot.
0:31:47 > 0:31:51Would've preferred a bow and arrow, a traditional instrument.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53Like we had in the village.
0:31:54 > 0:31:59So that was cool. Next one, we are looking for someone...
0:31:59 > 0:32:01We're looking for a haircut. Anyone? No, let's move on.
0:32:03 > 0:32:05Here we go.
0:32:05 > 0:32:06I think I'll go this side of you
0:32:06 > 0:32:09just so the right hook hits me cleanly.
0:32:10 > 0:32:14- So your name is...?- Sam. - Sam, and... - GREG CACKLES
0:32:14 > 0:32:16Shut up, Greg!
0:32:17 > 0:32:20That's like, it's your hair but Jedwarded.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23Exactly. Well, obviously I think it looks amazing.
0:32:23 > 0:32:25Tell me the story behind your haircut. What happened?
0:32:25 > 0:32:27It's just a music thing.
0:32:27 > 0:32:30I used to have a mohawk but I kept throwing up in it after heavy nights.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33- You kept throwing up in your mohawk? - Yeah.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36How did you do that? What, going like that...
0:32:41 > 0:32:45So, guys, Aiden, we'll go to you first. Is this...
0:32:45 > 0:32:49- You've rocked a few quiffy experimental dos in your time.- Yeah.
0:32:49 > 0:32:51- What do you think of this one? - It's big.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54It's a big and it's multi-coloured, so...
0:32:54 > 0:32:59- Fearne? Cool or not cool? - I like people who do things in a unique way so I'm saying cool.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02Can I just ask, seriously, did you copy Russell?
0:33:02 > 0:33:06Oh, no - I prefer Jedward. They're bit more famous.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09APPLAUSE
0:33:10 > 0:33:12And I'm the uncoolest man on the frickin' planet
0:33:12 > 0:33:14so I'm going to meet the coolest.
0:33:14 > 0:33:18- Where are you?- Are you all right? - All right, Tommy, random.
0:33:18 > 0:33:22- Oh, sorry, I slipped. - What is going on here?- I don't know.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24Don't out-camp me, Tommy. I'll get really annoyed.
0:33:25 > 0:33:29- So why are you so cool? - Babe, I can't go anywhere.
0:33:29 > 0:33:33- Where are you from? - Essex. Chigwell, Chigwell.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35- East London borders. - I can't go anywhere.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38The other day, I'm not even joking, I was on the tube.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40People had to get off the tube because I was there.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43There was this woman she was going,
0:33:43 > 0:33:45"Oh, my God, oh, my God," and she couldn't do it.
0:33:45 > 0:33:48- Couldn't do what? - She couldn't be around me.
0:33:48 > 0:33:52She couldn't breathe. She had no air in her lungs.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56I just need to check something. Hang on.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58- Oh, my God.- Are you real?
0:33:59 > 0:34:02- I'm like a Ken Doll, aren't I? - APPLAUSE
0:34:02 > 0:34:06- I'm sorry, as you were. - I think you've got some tips for how you've achieved...
0:34:06 > 0:34:09Obviously you're wonderfully turned out.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11I've got a make-up artist who does my make-up.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13- She got you a little present, actually.- What's that?
0:34:13 > 0:34:15- Are you ready for this?- Oh, my...
0:34:15 > 0:34:18She has done a vajazzle of your name.
0:34:20 > 0:34:25Do you love it? How do you feel about that?
0:34:25 > 0:34:27When I started this career I always dreamed
0:34:27 > 0:34:29that my name would be sprayed in diamonds on a man's pubis.
0:34:31 > 0:34:34- I'm so glad I could make that happen for you, babe.- Right.
0:34:34 > 0:34:36What do you think? Is that cool, Fearne?
0:34:36 > 0:34:40I would say you're just way cool, yeah. I would go cool.
0:34:40 > 0:34:43- Very, very cool.- What about awkward vajazzle with my name on it?
0:34:43 > 0:34:44That didn't sway you?
0:34:44 > 0:34:46I tell you, I'm not keen on the vajazzling thing,
0:34:46 > 0:34:48just because I think it's not very practical
0:34:48 > 0:34:50and I imagine it being itchy, Tommy.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52You know what? It is.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56I kept thinking, "What is happening?" It's happening,
0:34:56 > 0:35:00- but, static, it's pulling. Deal with it.- Aiden?
0:35:01 > 0:35:03- Aiden?- Do you think he's cool, Aiden?
0:35:03 > 0:35:06Or do you need to come over for a closer...?
0:35:06 > 0:35:09Yeah, yeah.
0:35:09 > 0:35:13Tommy, thank you so much for speaking to me. Back to you, Greg.
0:35:13 > 0:35:17Thanks, Russell, and thank you the Unzipped sample. Thanks very much.
0:35:23 > 0:35:26That is the least camp I've ever felt. It was amazing.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28Now for the moment of truth where we decide
0:35:28 > 0:35:30which of tonight's guests is the least normal.
0:35:30 > 0:35:34Audience, if you think Fearne is least normal, cheer now.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37SCATTERED CHEERING
0:35:38 > 0:35:42Audience, if you think Aiden's the weirdest, cheer now.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45LOUD CHEERING
0:35:45 > 0:35:47Weird is good. Weird as good.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49It's Aiden!
0:35:52 > 0:35:54Aiden, well done. You must feel very, very special
0:35:54 > 0:35:58getting such a prestigious award, so well done to you.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00- Thank you.- You weirdo.
0:36:00 > 0:36:04Fearne and Aiden, we do have one final job for you, though.
0:36:04 > 0:36:07Yes, that is to help tonight's audience get their hands on some booze.
0:36:07 > 0:36:10Very important, because it's time for Celebs Unzipped.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:20 > 0:36:23It's time for the game that dips its big toe into the bathtub of celeb
0:36:23 > 0:36:27and then quickly takes it out because the revelations are just too hot!
0:36:28 > 0:36:32It's also a game that could lead to everyone in tonight's studio audience
0:36:32 > 0:36:34getting into that bath... with a cocktail.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36CHEERING
0:36:36 > 0:36:39As modelled by Aiden, but for medical health reasons,
0:36:39 > 0:36:42not modelled by Fearne.
0:36:42 > 0:36:46Fearne's only alleged to have one sambuca a day now she's up the duff.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Before this lot can get their hands on the booze,
0:36:48 > 0:36:52Fearne and Aiden need to prove how well they know their fellow celebs.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55Feast your eyes on our Carousel Of Celebrity.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00- There it is.- Now, last week I managed to humiliate myself,
0:37:00 > 0:37:03but this week we've got the timing perfect. I will...
0:37:03 > 0:37:04Spin it. Spin it.
0:37:04 > 0:37:08The formal commencement of the carousel, ladies and gentlemen.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10- It's this way is it? - Yeah, that way.- Spin!
0:37:13 > 0:37:15You bastards. That's not even funny.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Look. Easy, look. Ready?
0:37:17 > 0:37:19Dicks.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22OK, it's spinning. As you can see there are some big names.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25You've got Russell Kane, you've got that Olympic guy,
0:37:25 > 0:37:28Joe Swash, East Enders, Brucie, Labrinth...
0:37:28 > 0:37:30RUSSELL GRUNTS ..loads of people.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34Fearne and Aiden. All the questions asked to our celebs
0:37:34 > 0:37:35come from the Unzipped report.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38All you've got to do is get more right than wrong
0:37:38 > 0:37:40and you win cocktails for everyone.
0:37:40 > 0:37:41So...
0:37:41 > 0:37:45- Miss Cotton, Mr Grimshaw, Mr Grimshaw!- Mr Grimshaw!
0:37:45 > 0:37:49With booze at stake, the pressure is well and truly on.
0:37:49 > 0:37:52OK, we can do this.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54Let's find your first celebrity.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57Spin it and stop it. Right, stop it now.
0:38:02 > 0:38:05It's Lauren Todger from Essex.
0:38:05 > 0:38:08So we asked Essex's finest, Lauren Todger
0:38:08 > 0:38:11if she'd ever sent anyone a naked photo of herself.
0:38:11 > 0:38:13Do you think she's that kind of girl?
0:38:13 > 0:38:16- AUDIENCE:- Yes!
0:38:19 > 0:38:21That guy there!
0:38:21 > 0:38:23Dirty ho!
0:38:25 > 0:38:27- I think that's a yes. - I think that's a yeah.
0:38:27 > 0:38:31There wasn't much ambiguity there. Let's have a look.
0:38:32 > 0:38:35Of course I have, but I think it's nice.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37Girls look pretty and sexy,
0:38:37 > 0:38:41but with the guys I once received a naked picture with his willy out
0:38:41 > 0:38:44and it made me feel sick and I never spoke to him again.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47Nice. Lovely story.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49A lovely story.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51All right, spin it again and stop, please.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55Ah.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58Labrinth, come in.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00- It's stopped on Labrinth.- Come in.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03We asked chart-topping rapper Labrinth...
0:39:03 > 0:39:05Come in.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08..if he had any weird food habits.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11Do you think he said yes or no?
0:39:11 > 0:39:14- AUDIENCE:- Yes!
0:39:14 > 0:39:17- Do you know Labyrinth? - No, I've met his sister.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Right! I just said, "Have you met Labrinth?"
0:39:19 > 0:39:21And he went, "I've met his sister."
0:39:21 > 0:39:23Wa-hey!
0:39:23 > 0:39:27Most people have weird things with food, right? I would say yeah.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30Has she met the knife and fork?
0:39:30 > 0:39:33- OK, we're going to go with yes? - Yes.- OK.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35Let's see what Labrinth...
0:39:35 > 0:39:37- Come in.- ..said.
0:39:38 > 0:39:43I like scones with no cream and jam.
0:39:43 > 0:39:46I like tea with 1 3/4 sugars.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49No more, no less - you can taste the difference - and...
0:39:52 > 0:39:53I think, I like my chicken dry.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56I don't put no gravy over my chicken. It's not a good look.
0:39:57 > 0:40:00"I like my chicken dry!"
0:40:00 > 0:40:04That's correct. I think that's pretty weird.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07OK. Potentially it's the last one.
0:40:07 > 0:40:10- If you get this one right, everyone here wins a cocktail.- Yeah.
0:40:10 > 0:40:14Right, stop the wheel, please. It's making me feel sick.
0:40:16 > 0:40:19Yeah.
0:40:19 > 0:40:20Joe Swash.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23We asked Joe Swash if he'd ever done anything sexual
0:40:23 > 0:40:26with a friend's parent. Do you think he said yes or no?
0:40:26 > 0:40:29- AUDIENCE:- Yes!
0:40:29 > 0:40:32Do you think he has?
0:40:35 > 0:40:38Think about it. You're talking about a sex act with a friend's parents.
0:40:38 > 0:40:40No, he can't...? Surely not.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43- This is not thinking about it, this is actually...- Doing it.
0:40:43 > 0:40:47The percentage is low and I don't think Swash is the man for this.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50I hope that's a photo from exactly afterwards.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53- I would say no.- Let's go no.
0:40:53 > 0:40:58- AUDIENCE MEMBER CALLS OUT - OK.- Do you want to drink or not?
0:40:58 > 0:41:01- They've gone with no. - The pregnant lady's getting cranky.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03Because I want a drink.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05Let's see what the Swashmeister said.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10Have I ever done anything sexual with a friend's parent?
0:41:10 > 0:41:12No, but I have...
0:41:12 > 0:41:16I did go through a stage of being, when I was younger,
0:41:16 > 0:41:19of really lusting after older women
0:41:19 > 0:41:24and I remember once that my uncle's wife...
0:41:24 > 0:41:27We was all on holiday in Portugal,
0:41:27 > 0:41:31and my uncle's wife brought all of her friends along
0:41:31 > 0:41:34and they all went topless around the pool
0:41:34 > 0:41:38and I had a little balcony next to my room upstairs.
0:41:38 > 0:41:41I spent a lot of time on that balcony.
0:41:41 > 0:41:44LAUGHTER
0:41:45 > 0:41:49That is absolutely correct which means you've won! Come and join us.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Amazing.
0:41:51 > 0:41:56Thanks to you, everyone here tonight wins sex on the beach - the cocktail.
0:41:57 > 0:42:00And that is the end of the time we've been allotted.
0:42:00 > 0:42:04A huge thank you to our special guests, Fearne and Aiden!
0:42:04 > 0:42:07We'll be back next week, but until then don't forget
0:42:07 > 0:42:10to unzip your own personality report on the Unzipped website.
0:42:10 > 0:42:13Thank you for watching and goodbye.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:39 > 0:42:42Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd