0:00:02 > 0:00:04Unzipped is the show which asks a very important question
0:00:04 > 0:00:07- to our favourite celebrities. - Are you normal?
0:00:07 > 0:00:10What's it like having a person inside you?
0:00:10 > 0:00:14Joining us this week... Louis Smith is 23 years old,
0:00:14 > 0:00:18grew up in Peterborough and is an Olympic silver medallist.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22Currently appearing in Strictly Come Dancing, Louis is single, and,
0:00:22 > 0:00:25according to his Unzipped report, has only ever been on three dates.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28He gets flirty when drunk and would rather have brains than brawn.
0:00:28 > 0:00:3251-year-old Nancy Dell'Olio was born in New York, raised in Italy
0:00:32 > 0:00:34and now lives in London.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38She's single, would definitely intervene if someone was being mugged
0:00:38 > 0:00:41and claims she would never check a partner's texts.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Tonight, they'll be answering some extremely personal questions
0:00:44 > 0:00:46and helping us with some relationship advice.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49What caused the most arguments between you and Sven?
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- This is Unzipped.- Encore.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Welcome to Unzipped. This is Russell "The Badger" Kane!
0:01:24 > 0:01:28And that is Greg "The Grasshopper" James!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33This is the show where celebrities come face-to-face
0:01:33 > 0:01:36with a series of questions designed to prompt, probe and penetrate.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Yeah, armed with our trusty Unzipped report,
0:01:38 > 0:01:40we're all set with questions that other shows dare not ask.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43This week, preparing to be interrogated like never before,
0:01:43 > 0:01:44please welcome tonight's guests,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Olympic gymnast and star of Strictly Come Dancing, Louis Smith...
0:01:47 > 0:01:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Plus dancer, lawyer and all-round diva Nancy Dell'Olio!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Hiya.
0:02:01 > 0:02:06- Hello, hello, hello.- Nice to meet you. Welcome to Unzipped.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10- Feeling good?- Yes. Nice to be here. - Nervous.- Don't be nervous.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12You've got to be prepared, though - we're going to ask
0:02:12 > 0:02:16some very searching questions about your behaviour on the show.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Before we start, do you have any really weird habits, any quirks,
0:02:19 > 0:02:21we should know about before we kick off?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24No, everything is strange about me so I don't have anything.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Everything is strange.- Exactly. So I have nothing to declare.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Everything is strange. - So you're consistently weird
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- from top to bottom?- Absolutely.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Tonight's show is going to be a good one.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37It's going to end with our bodies in a skip like that.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- What about you, Louis?- Relatively normal. A few little habits, but...
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- So far.- So far.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46That's always what the abnormal say.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50We're also going to be focusing on the biggest cause of joy and pain
0:02:50 > 0:02:53in the whole world on tonight's show, and that's relationships.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Yah. And to help us dissect this complex and,
0:02:55 > 0:02:57in my case, distressing and pathetic topic,
0:02:57 > 0:03:00we've invited some truly special people to the studio. Special.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Please welcome the Unzipped sample!
0:03:02 > 0:03:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Any of you guys... Who's in love at the moment over there?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- Anyone in love? - Are you a couple, you two?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- Only one of you put your hand up then.- Yeah, exactly.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17We'll be hearing some of their relationship stories later,
0:03:17 > 0:03:20as we reveal the answers to these questions -
0:03:20 > 0:03:23all heading your way on tonight's Unzipped.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26CHEERING
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Louis Smith and Nancy Dell'Olio Unzipped.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31What causes the most arguments between couples
0:03:31 > 0:03:34and how honest are people about their sexual history?
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Find out in tonight's reality check.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Relationships Unzipped.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41We discover some disturbing information
0:03:41 > 0:03:44about our audience's love life. Celebs Unzipped.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Which of these famous faces has a nasty surprise for burglars
0:03:47 > 0:03:50and who's considered mating with a tiger?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53All will be revealed in tonight's celebrity confessions.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:57 > 0:04:00So, all that still to come. Now, Louis, first things first.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Are you still basking in the glow of your Olympic glory
0:04:03 > 0:04:05or are you just completely over it now?
0:04:05 > 0:04:09It's still pretty crazy. I haven't really had a chance to rest.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- It's one thing to the next. - Not a bad summer, though.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Yeah, it's been all right, hasn't it?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Do you still wake up and go, "I got a medal in the Olympics,"
0:04:15 > 0:04:16and just run down the stairs?
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I'd just eat loads of Coco Pops and stuff.
0:04:19 > 0:04:24I mean, since I have finished, you know, I have put on a few pounds.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- I was going to say. - You relax a little... Oi, cheeky!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29You can relax a little bit
0:04:29 > 0:04:31but you're still having to try and keep on top and keep in shape.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34What's the lady attention been like?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Is it good? - It's not been too shabby.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Cos I don't know if girls would like that type of stuff in bed.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Cos once I was doing it and I came up and did a mid-air hand-clap...
0:04:43 > 0:04:45LAUGHTER
0:04:45 > 0:04:48It's all about the dismount, baby.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- Nancy, did you get the old Olympic fever? Were you enjoying it?- I did.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54I did definitely enjoy it. Of course I was watching.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58What Olympic sport are Italy good at? What's their speciality?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Looking hot? "I'm so beautiful." Gold medal.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Exactly. I can't remember how many medals they won, but I think...
0:05:05 > 0:05:08They'd be good at discus because of the pizza thing, wouldn't they?
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- ITALIAN ACCENT:- "It's just a-like a pizza, but a discus."
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Did you enjoy the Olympics? - No, I'm rubbish at sport.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17I hang out with people like Louis to improve my street cred.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20You don't have to be good at sport to enjoy the Olympics.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22I don't like watching people do stuff I'm rubbish at.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- It makes my low self-esteem even worse.- You're good on TV, so...
0:05:26 > 0:05:30- All of us, we can't be good in everything.- No, good point.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Louis, what about Strictly? Are you enjoying this,
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- the new challenge?- Strictly is brilliant. What an experience.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I wasn't quite sure how it was going to be
0:05:39 > 0:05:41going from the Olympics to Strictly
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- but I'm having a brilliant time. - Quite a jump.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- You were on Strictly last year. - It's a great experience.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48It's really a live experience, Strictly.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- But you have to take it in the right way. You have to have fun.- Wicked,
0:05:51 > 0:05:53County Wicklow, Wickman's Wickford.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Tonight, we're going to be taking a good look
0:05:55 > 0:05:57at Nancy and Louis' behaviour.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00For that reason, we need some extra info from you guys.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03So, Louis, what is your current relationship status, please?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Single, ready to mingle.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07CHEERING
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- Well, before tonight he was single. - What?- Nancy, are you single as well?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Of course I'm single as well. - Wheyyyy!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I'll download that MPEG.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23So...Annunziata Nancy Dell'Olio...
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- No.- No?- This is wrong. My name is only Nancy.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30It doesn't exist... Just start it again.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Say Nancy.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34So - for fear of my own life -
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Nancy Dell'Olio...
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Mmm-hmm. - ..and Louis Antoine Smith...
0:06:40 > 0:06:42SNIGGERING
0:06:44 > 0:06:45..are you normal?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- OK, so...- Sorry, we do have to deduct ten points immediately
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- for both your names. - What's wrong with my name?
0:06:54 > 0:06:57No, I'm just jealous of it because it's better than mine.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Louis, would you prefer to be three foot taller or three foot shorter?
0:07:01 > 0:07:05These are the real issues right here. These are the real issues.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- Three foot higher, I guess. - Yes.- Obviously.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11If I was three foot shorter...
0:07:11 > 0:07:13you couldn't even go on rides at Alton Towers!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15If you were three foot shorter on the pommel,
0:07:15 > 0:07:16that'd be awesome. I'd watch it.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20If your arms stayed the same length but your body was just...
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- Just this tiny body...- I'd be done in five seconds.- Story of my life.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26So, anyway, we've got a clip here - I've not seen it -
0:07:26 > 0:07:29and you're not exactly three foot shorter, but you are younger.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33It's a bit of a stitch-up, mate, so don't expect any slick gymnastics.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36It's going to be pretty... Roll it, anyway.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:57 > 0:08:02Stitch-up! That was a bit of a wobble at the end there.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04You dug in the archives to get that one out.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07That's actually quite good. That's annoying, that ruins the next bit.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10That was more impressive than we thought it was going to be.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- We'll cut the next thing. - No, we can do the next thing.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14It's not going to work! That was storming.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Louis, we knew you were going to be a guest on today's show
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- so we prepared a bit of gymnastics between us.- That was really good.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22It was going to be that he was a kid and rubbish,
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- now it's not going to...- It'll be fine. So we've practised this.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29What we want you to do is say whether we'd get gold, silver or bronze.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Is fourth an option?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35I don't know, you tell me. Come on, let's go.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- So, remember, you go on three... - Yeah.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- Tumble... - It's going to look so shit.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42It won't look shit!
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Guys, just before we go, can I just check clearance of the lights?
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Am I all right? I wouldn't want to hit it at the launch.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Is this going to be dangerous?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Do we have any drum rolls or sound effects?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00DRUM ROLL
0:09:05 > 0:09:07CHEERING
0:09:10 > 0:09:15- Yeah, it's not bad. Not bad at all. - Good luck stepping up to that.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- You want me to do something? - Yeah, what you got?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Come on, beat that, big guy.- Um...
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Do I get a drum roll? - DRUM ROLL
0:09:22 > 0:09:24CHEERING
0:09:26 > 0:09:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Very good.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Nancy...
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- No. Absolutely not. - You can do the cha-cha.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Unfortunately, I was looking at my card so I missed it.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46When did Aston teach you that?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52The verdict is you're normal, of course.
0:09:52 > 0:09:5587% of men would rather be three foot taller,
0:09:55 > 0:09:58apart from Greg, because then he would die.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02You'd just eat the moon, like that.
0:10:02 > 0:10:07All right, Nancy, have you ever visited a psychic?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Yes.- And what happened?- I like it
0:10:09 > 0:10:11because they give you some more information.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- What info? - More information means more power.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Are you trying to take over the world, Nancy?- I will one day, yes.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Louis, would you ever go? - I'd never go.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25I mean, I'm quite a believer there is no such thing as fate.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28You make your own choices, you work hard, what you get, you deserve.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32I hate the saying, "Everything happens for a reason." I hate it.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34No, no, no, but why? You're probably too young.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Everything happens for a reason. - No.- Of course, yes.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Of course you make your destiny, of course you make your choices,
0:10:40 > 0:10:44but some choices have already been selected.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46You can't decide one morning to become
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- President of the United States. - But you can choose to try.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50You can choose to try, that's what I'm saying,
0:10:50 > 0:10:54but the free choices have been given to you.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Have you ever farted during sex?
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Do you know what?
0:11:06 > 0:11:09I would've thought a lot more girlies were up for it
0:11:09 > 0:11:13but it's not normal. Only 33% of women go and see a psychic.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14- Only 33?- Yeah, yeah.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17(SOFT VOICE) Indeed.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Right, Nancy.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19- Yes?- This isn't happening.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22But if the world was taken over by zombies...
0:11:22 > 0:11:25It is NOT happening, so don't panic...
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Anyway, "whatever happens happens."
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Exactly.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32AUDIENCE APPLAUSE
0:11:35 > 0:11:40OK. If that did happen, would you kill yourself or take your chances?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I would take chances.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43- How?- Lure them in.
0:11:43 > 0:11:49I'd try to explain to them how we live. That's what I would do.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Probably they are much more normal than us.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- Just reason with them. - Why should I kill myself?
0:11:54 > 0:11:58I like the idea of Italian zombies being a bit superior.
0:11:58 > 0:12:03(BAD ITALIAN ACCENT) Maybe we have wine with our brains or something?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05- I actually brought this up the other day in conversation.- What?
0:12:05 > 0:12:11I would love to wake up in the morning, tumbleweed down the road,
0:12:11 > 0:12:14it's just deserted and it's just zombies everywhere.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17I reckon I'd be amazing at surviving.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Come to Southend on a Sunday morning.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23That is normal in fact...
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Oh!
0:12:27 > 0:12:31- OK, Louis. Have you ever had sex at work?- (CHORTLES) Sex?
0:12:32 > 0:12:37Bearing in mind you've worked in the most testosterone-fuelled places
0:12:37 > 0:12:40in the world, the Olympic Village and the Strictly Come Dancing studio.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42My place of work is my gym club.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46- What about there then?- No.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49The Olympic Village was notorious for being a bit of a...
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Apparently it is.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Tell us the truth. You're the insider.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56On the last night it was pretty much a big party.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Team GB had their own separate party, music,
0:12:59 > 0:13:03a few Russians tried to get in and they were showed out.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05(COCKNEY ACCENT) There's no excuse for it, Louis.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07You know what I mean?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10There was free alcohol and they did get a big, massive box,
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Tupperware box full of condoms.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17There was 150,000 condoms handed out to the Olympians.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19That's 8.5 condoms each.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20AUDIENCE LAUGHTER
0:13:21 > 0:13:24They weren't shabby ones. They were the non-latex ones.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Try them on. Try them.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28And by the way, what's wrong with that?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Didn't say anything's wrong.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32We were just trying to get to the bottom of that.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- Just wondered what it's like, that's all.- A fat shag fest.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37What about on the set of Strictly? Any romance?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- It's too early. - I haven't seen any, no.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43What you see on the show is different to the gruelling hours
0:13:43 > 0:13:46you see in training. We're grabbing armpits, we're sweating.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49It's not as sexy as you see in the live show.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53- What about Kimberly Walsh? She's nice, isn't she?- She's very pretty.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56She said you had a crush on her, that's why I'm saying it.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- She is hot though.- Yeah, she is very beautiful.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Any chance? Got 8.5 condoms left over.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05AUDIENCE LAUGHTER
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Nancy, was there no sexual tension between you and Anton Du Beke?
0:14:08 > 0:14:12Absolutely not. We had a lot of fun together.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- No, no, no.- What about Brucie?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Ugggghhh!
0:14:20 > 0:14:21He's married.
0:14:21 > 0:14:26I did... Obviously, I'm completely clumsy, with no physical skills,
0:14:26 > 0:14:29however, would you reckon you could teach me to tango or not?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31We'll do it on the A count, whatever you guys say.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Let's go into the performance area with Dara O'Briain.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36(MOCKING DARA O'BRIAIN) Ehhh!
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Ehhhh!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Pass me a rose. There's a rose next to that seat.- A rose?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45We'll put some music on. Cos I always thought tango is that.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48There's the paso doble. There's many different tangos.
0:14:48 > 0:14:53It's nothing to do with tango, it's not to do with the tango.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55TANGO MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:55 > 0:14:57AUDIENCE LAUGHTER
0:14:59 > 0:15:01AUDIENCE CLAPS TO BEAT
0:15:02 > 0:15:04CHEERING
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Now do a bit of solo. Now solo.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14AUDIENCE LAUGHTER
0:15:30 > 0:15:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:35 > 0:15:37- We're going to be fully marked.- Oh!
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- We're going to get judged.- OK. - You got two. You could be Len.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42(COCKNEY ACCENT) The war. Do you remember the war?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44We had powdered egg in the war.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Can I be the Italian one? What's his name, Gino D'Acampo?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- Bruno.- Bruno D'Acampo.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- It's not D'Acampo. Bruno.- Bruno.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54(BAD ITALIAN ACCENT) I love-eh your intensity.
0:15:54 > 0:15:59I love-eh, you are like a wobbly bit of rigatoni pasta!
0:15:59 > 0:16:03I love-eh you spin-a me round like a big pizza
0:16:03 > 0:16:05then you clip me like a calzone-eh!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08And for you I give you a nine!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10CHEERING
0:16:12 > 0:16:13The nine is for Nancy.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16(BACK TO NORMAL VOICE) That's for you.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19MUSIC: "Strictly Come Dancing" theme
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Just putting swearing at the end isn't funny
0:16:26 > 0:16:29cos it always makes me look stupid.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- Can we not re-record it with a seven?- No!
0:16:31 > 0:16:34We were talking about sex.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Let's move on. That's really awkward.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Louis hasn't had sex at work, which is...
0:16:41 > 0:16:45That's normal. Only 27% of men have done the deed at work.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- Nancy?- Yes?
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- Have you ever had sex at work? - No. Not that I can remember.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52AUDIENCE LAUGHTER
0:16:55 > 0:16:58That is the end of your normality questions.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Thank you for being so honest, Nancy and Louis. Thank you.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Those answers will be thrown into the melting pot later in the show
0:17:09 > 0:17:11as we decide which of our guests is Joe Normal
0:17:11 > 0:17:13and which is Joe "Phwoar".
0:17:13 > 0:17:15So we've learned a lot about Nancy and Louis,
0:17:15 > 0:17:17but how well do they know you, Britain?
0:17:17 > 0:17:20We'll be finding out shortly as they go head-to-head
0:17:20 > 0:17:21in this week's Reality Check.
0:17:21 > 0:17:26Want to know more about the real you but can't afford a shrink? Fear not.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Simply Unzip yourself online and find out what you're really like.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Keep the results secret or share them with the world? That is your choice.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Find out how you compare to me, Russell and our celebrity guests
0:17:37 > 0:17:41and explore a different aspect of your personality each week.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44This week we'll reveal your inner skiver.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Just answer some personal questions and all will be revealed.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Go to...
0:17:50 > 0:17:52..and click on Unzipped.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Welcome to The Reality Check,
0:17:58 > 0:18:01the part of the show where we discover whether our celebrity guests
0:18:01 > 0:18:04have had their head in the clouds or their feet on the ground.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Basically, have they lost touch with very ordinary people, like you?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Let's start with Louis.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Probably the best pommel jockey in the whole world
0:18:14 > 0:18:17apart from the guy in Hungary who won the gold.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21But apart from that, the best in the world, so congratulations.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22Let's do your...
0:18:22 > 0:18:28I mean it, I mean it! I mean it! I couldn't pommel anything.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- That's being modest.- That's all right, I'm over it.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35- (SWEDISH ACCENT) Nancy?- Yeah?- That's my Sven voice. Do you like it?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- I don't think that's his voice. - Why do people from Sweden
0:18:37 > 0:18:41sound like a record player that's been half plugged in?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43(ALTERNATING VOLUME OF VOICE) "Someone plug me in.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47- "I'm only at 50% of my power." - The question, please.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52(CONTINUES) Thank you very much.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54The rules are very simple.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Whoever gets the most questions right will get their hands
0:18:57 > 0:18:59on tonight's money-can't-buy prize.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Yes, be prepared to never have a good night's sleep again,
0:19:02 > 0:19:05because the lucky winner could be sleeping with Greg tonight.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08MUSIC: "Wanna Get Freaky With You" by Silk
0:19:08 > 0:19:09GREG LAUGHS
0:19:09 > 0:19:11CHEERING
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Or, you could be sleeping...
0:19:18 > 0:19:20We haven't seen these and it's so obvious.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Or you could be sleeping with Russell.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24CHEERING
0:19:28 > 0:19:31That's actually our bedroom at home.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Tonight's questions are all about relationships,
0:19:33 > 0:19:37so let's play The Reality Check.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:44 > 0:19:47First question. What percentage of people are honest with their partner
0:19:47 > 0:19:50about the number of people they've slept with?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Write down your answers. Closest to the correct answer will win.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56How about you, Greg? I normally round it up to one?
0:19:57 > 0:20:01Nancy, what have you written and why?
0:20:01 > 0:20:0250%.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06So you think half of people lie. Why do you think that?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09It's not about you lie, it's about people are very confident
0:20:09 > 0:20:12to talk about the past so that people know.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15I couldn't have put it better myself(!) Louis?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Louis, what have you got and why?
0:20:20 > 0:20:26Being very optimistic here. Going on the back of my last relationship...
0:20:26 > 0:20:2780%.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- So you're quite a truthful guy, then?- Try to be.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32I can reveal that the percentage of people who are truthful
0:20:32 > 0:20:35about the number of people they've slept with it 66%.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38That's quite high. But it does mean if you're watching at home
0:20:38 > 0:20:41there's a one in three chance your partner's lying to you. Yeah?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43If you're on your third partner, they're definitely lying.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45If they're not, they'll lie in the end,
0:20:45 > 0:20:47cos everyone lies and cheats and then they leave.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Which means Louis wins the round!
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- ANNOUNCER:- Louis wins!
0:20:59 > 0:21:01One step closer to the duvets.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- One step closer, my man. - Next question.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05We asked what causes the most arguments
0:21:05 > 0:21:06between you and your partner.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09But what was the most popular answer? Was it...
0:21:09 > 0:21:13..cleaning, jealousy or money?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- You want to know my answer? - Yes, Nancy.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21What causes the most arguments?
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Probably would be about cleaning or money. Yes.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Not for me.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30For me would be... Should be the only reason,
0:21:30 > 0:21:33would be jealousy, but I don't believe in jealousy,
0:21:33 > 0:21:34so probably cleaning.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- Cleaning. OK, cool. Louis? - Louis?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Ha-ha!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41- MEN:- Well jel!
0:21:44 > 0:21:45OK, why jealousy, is that...?
0:21:45 > 0:21:46You see so many couples out,
0:21:46 > 0:21:48and none of them are arguing about money,
0:21:48 > 0:21:50who's going to buy the next drink?
0:21:50 > 0:21:53But they are always, "Were you looking at that girl?"
0:21:53 > 0:21:54"Were you looking at that guy?"
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Like, all the time. - That is what I am like with Greg.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01Do you find that because of what you have done, and you have achieved,
0:22:01 > 0:22:03that girls are quite insecure when going out with you?
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Not really. I've only had one girlfriend so far in my life.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07- SNIGGERS - Sorry!
0:22:07 > 0:22:09It's true!
0:22:09 > 0:22:12The cause of most arguments between couples, you would not believe this,
0:22:12 > 0:22:13it was money!
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Wow! Which means no-one wins the round.
0:22:15 > 0:22:20Nancy, what caused the most arguments between you and Sven?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Apart from his voice.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- We never have arguments. - You didn't?- Never?- No.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30We'll leave that one there!
0:22:30 > 0:22:31Louis, you and your ex-girlfriend,
0:22:31 > 0:22:34what was the most common thing you argued about?
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Probably being away so much.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39Not being able to give as much time as she would have liked.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Money, jealousy, cleaning, fairly normal reasons for falling out.
0:22:42 > 0:22:47But something tells me the Unzipped sample behind me, this crazy gang,
0:22:47 > 0:22:50might have more unusual ways of getting into an argument.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Let's go and find out. Who?
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Anyone? So...
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Relationship annoyances we are looking for here.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59What happened, something gentle, someone snore? Go on.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03My ex's mum hated me and she made it very obvious.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05- I have no idea why, she just did. - So what happened?
0:23:05 > 0:23:10I stayed over one night and the next morning I really needed a wee.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13And his toilet is downstairs through the living room
0:23:13 > 0:23:15and his lovely mum was sitting in the living room.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18And he was like, "I don't think you should go down."
0:23:18 > 0:23:21"No, I really need to go." He was like, "All right, I've got an idea."
0:23:21 > 0:23:25So he goes out, comes back in with a bucket, puts it down,
0:23:25 > 0:23:27and is like, "There you go!"
0:23:27 > 0:23:30"Sorry?!" When I am drunk I can pee anywhere.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33I can probably take you no a guided tour of places I have pissed.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40- Did you do it, though?- Yeah, I did. But in the cold light of sober day,
0:23:40 > 0:23:42not so fun. Because buckets echo.
0:23:43 > 0:23:48- Back to you, Greg.- Lovely, thank you as always, Russell.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49Hey, all right? Good.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Time for our next reality check question now.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Greg, you know, the annoyance thing,
0:23:54 > 0:23:57I was thinking it would be quite funny if we do a bit of impro?
0:23:57 > 0:23:58Because you're my TV husband,
0:23:58 > 0:24:01so what are the type of things I do that annoy you?
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- That you annoy me about? - Yeah.- Nothing really.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- Come on, there must be something. - All right, a very little thing.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11When I am talking, it is the way you always kind of jump in...
0:24:11 > 0:24:13I jump over you? That is because I'm enthusiastic, and...
0:24:13 > 0:24:16No, something properly annoying.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- Talking over someone is nothing, is it?- No, OK, there are a few more.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23You eat with your mouth open. You talk about your pets constantly.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27- I do that.- You drive a seven-seater Prius hybrid.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29And you always go on about your relationships,
0:24:29 > 0:24:31never ask about mine,
0:24:31 > 0:24:34and I think you're a bit self-obsessed and needy.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39- Right?- Yes. There is the, erm...
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Sorry, I think I am just going to go...
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- Is it all right if we just break for a minute?- No, what do you mean?
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- You asked if I...- It's all right.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51I'm going to spend some time on my own now. Is that needy?
0:24:51 > 0:24:52You're an idiot, Greg.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56Oh, by the way, the Prius does 74 miles to the gallon. Dick!
0:25:01 > 0:25:06Louis, I'm sorry, Nancy, I'm really sorry. Just chat amongst yourselves.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08- Good luck, Louis, with the chat! - Cheers!
0:25:11 > 0:25:15Come back, you little precious panda! Where are you?
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Oh, my God. Mate, what are you doing?
0:25:22 > 0:25:26You're not going to find any answers at the bottom of these.
0:25:26 > 0:25:32- Ask me a question, Greg.- What?- Have I got blood on this jumper?- No, why?
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Because I have been stabbed in the back, mate, that's why!
0:25:35 > 0:25:37It is just a bit of fun!
0:25:37 > 0:25:40How is it fun for me to get put down and made fun of
0:25:40 > 0:25:41in front of the whole audience?
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Great fun night, let's do it again(!) Free tomorrow?
0:25:44 > 0:25:45You have got to lighten up.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48All the things that I said in there, yes, they annoy me,
0:25:48 > 0:25:50but they're also the reasons why I really love you so much.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52There is so much going for you.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Your stand-up show, you have got this TV show, second series,
0:25:55 > 0:25:57that's going well.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- There, you all right?- Thank you. - Girls falling at your feet as well.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03It is just everything. Cheers, cool, OK.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08You just need to get back out there.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11And give these guys the best ever Unzipped show they have seen, yeah?
0:26:11 > 0:26:13- Yeah.- Lads forever.- Lads!
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Wooh!
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- What is this?- It's camomile tea. It keeps me steady. Let's go.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Keeps me steady when I'm being slagged off.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38So, where were we? Relationships.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40- You OK?- I'm all right, shut up. - Next question.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42If there were no repercussions at all,
0:26:42 > 0:26:44what percentage of people
0:26:44 > 0:26:47would leave their current relationship, do you think?
0:26:47 > 0:26:50- No repercussions at all. - No repercussions.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Nobody will find out ever.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54You don't have to worry about guilt, or children, no legal consequences,
0:26:54 > 0:26:57you can just move out, end it, and it is fine.
0:26:59 > 0:27:04- We'll go to Nancy first. - I would say 60.
0:27:04 > 0:27:0760% of people would bail if they could!
0:27:07 > 0:27:11- I have no idea. I was just guessing. - That's OK.- Louis?
0:27:11 > 0:27:15Every relationship gets to a point where you have to work hard at it.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Right.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19And because there is this guilt-free pass now,
0:27:19 > 0:27:20I am guessing, human nature...
0:27:20 > 0:27:24- It does not exist, by the way. - I know! But human nature.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25There is a special room backstage!
0:27:25 > 0:27:28- Human nature is to almost try and find the easy way.- Absolutely.
0:27:28 > 0:27:36- In life. So I am going quite high. - 90!- 90!- Oh, my God. OK.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39# Love is in the air! #
0:27:39 > 0:27:43Ha-ha! I can now reveal the percentage of the British population
0:27:43 > 0:27:46that would walk out on a relationship if they could.
0:27:46 > 0:27:50It is still a very sad 23%. Which means Nancy wins the round.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52- Yeah!- 'Nancy wins!'
0:27:55 > 0:27:58The thing about that is, if you are watching this
0:27:58 > 0:28:00at home right now with a partner,
0:28:00 > 0:28:02there is a one in four chance they do not love you.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Have a lovely evening.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08And after all that relationship angst it is time to reveal
0:28:08 > 0:28:10the final scores, and I can reveal that the person most in touch
0:28:10 > 0:28:15with the British public when it comes to relationships is...
0:28:15 > 0:28:16Nancy and Louis, it is a draw!
0:28:20 > 0:28:23'Nancy and Louis win!'
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Nancy and Louis, thank you for taking part
0:28:25 > 0:28:28in tonight's reality check. Thank you!
0:28:28 > 0:28:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:31 > 0:28:34Still to come tonight, we will be talking relationships
0:28:34 > 0:28:35with the Unzipped sample
0:28:35 > 0:28:38and revealing some salacious celebrity confessions.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41And of course we will be revealing some more unusual findings
0:28:41 > 0:28:42about British behaviour,
0:28:42 > 0:28:45just like the ones in this very educational feature.
0:30:38 > 0:30:44No-o-o-oo!
0:31:12 > 0:31:17# How sweet it is to be loved by you
0:31:20 > 0:31:25# How sweet it is to be loved by you
0:31:29 > 0:31:34# I needed the shelter of someone's arms, there you were
0:31:37 > 0:31:40# I needed someone to understand... #
0:31:48 > 0:31:50- That's just another ordinary night for me and Greg.- Yes.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52We'll be hearing what the Unzipped sample
0:31:52 > 0:31:54have to say about relationships shortly.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56But here is the big question, Nancy,
0:31:56 > 0:31:58what is the secret to a happy relationship?
0:31:58 > 0:32:01Never finish dating.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03One of the problems with relationships,
0:32:03 > 0:32:05one or the others takes things for granted.
0:32:05 > 0:32:10For me it is important, details. Pay a lot of attention to your partner.
0:32:10 > 0:32:11I like that, never stop dating.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13That's when you know the romance is dead,
0:32:13 > 0:32:15your partner farts in the kitchen
0:32:15 > 0:32:17and you think they're speaking to you.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20It's very easy to talk a good game when it comes to relationships.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23But Unzipped is about finding out how people genuinely behave.
0:32:23 > 0:32:24Yeah, totage McGoatage.
0:32:24 > 0:32:28We devised a way of doing just that earlier this evening.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31We ask the Unzipped sample some relationship-based questions.
0:32:31 > 0:32:35And unbelievably, some of the sample are actually in a relationship.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38Based on their answers we thought we would have a game of
0:32:38 > 0:32:40Unzipped Higher Or Lower.
0:32:40 > 0:32:41RUSSELL STUTTERS
0:32:41 > 0:32:44- That was supposed to be Bruce Forsyth.- Sorry.
0:32:44 > 0:32:48First we asked them, would you prefer to go to the pub
0:32:48 > 0:32:51with your mates instead of having a romantic meal with your partner?
0:32:51 > 0:32:53Louis, have a look at those people.
0:32:53 > 0:32:56What do you reckon? Give us a number.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58- 26 per cent.- 26 per cent.
0:32:58 > 0:33:02- Nancy?- I'd say 70 per cent.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05LAUGHTER
0:33:05 > 0:33:08I can reveal that the percentage of tonight's Unzipped sample
0:33:08 > 0:33:09that would prefer to go to the pub
0:33:09 > 0:33:10is 70 per cent.
0:33:15 > 0:33:19- How do you know this?- They are your kind of people!
0:33:19 > 0:33:21- Nancy is a psychic.- I'm psychic.
0:33:21 > 0:33:24We then asked the Unzipped sample have you ever taken
0:33:24 > 0:33:27revenge on an ex after a break-up.
0:33:27 > 0:33:30What do you think the percentage is - higher or lower?
0:33:30 > 0:33:31What do you reckon?
0:33:31 > 0:33:34It's not weird, revenge, it's not like killing.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37- My ex-girlfriend snapped my Call Of Duty games.- She what?
0:33:37 > 0:33:40- That's the worst crime ever.- I know.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43She snapped them up just cos she knew I liked them.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45- I don't know.- Higher or lower? - Lower.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47- You think it's less?- I think it's lower.- We're going less?
0:33:47 > 0:33:52The answer is in fact 49. It was lower.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59Never be afraid to clap maths.
0:33:59 > 0:34:0249 percent of the sample said they had taken revenge on an ex.
0:34:02 > 0:34:06Let's see if I can find one of these bunny boilers.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08Where's my baton of mirth?
0:34:08 > 0:34:12Squeeze in here. So, you took revenge?
0:34:12 > 0:34:15Yes, basically I found out that my ex was cheating on me
0:34:15 > 0:34:17with four girls.
0:34:17 > 0:34:18Legend.
0:34:19 > 0:34:24So I bleached all his clothes and cut them up and then packed them
0:34:24 > 0:34:25in a bag and sent him on his way.
0:34:25 > 0:34:29The bleach-wash look is in at the minute!
0:34:29 > 0:34:32- What about you, Nancy? Have you ever taken revenge on an ex?- No.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34It is a waste of time.
0:34:34 > 0:34:37You can't take revenge if you have already killed him.
0:34:39 > 0:34:42No revenge. I always give you the right answer.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44It's a waste of time.
0:34:44 > 0:34:48OK. We then asked the sample have you ever worn a costume or outfit
0:34:48 > 0:34:50with your partner during sex?
0:34:50 > 0:34:53Do you reckon the percentage of that lot over there
0:34:53 > 0:34:56is higher or lower than 49 percent?
0:34:56 > 0:34:59They're quite young. It's a bit of an older thing you do
0:34:59 > 0:35:00when it gets boring.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03- Do you reckon?- Lower than 49. - Yes, I think lower as well.
0:35:03 > 0:35:07I can reveal that the correct answer was lower. 39 per cent.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14That does mean that 40 per cent of these pervs have dressed up.
0:35:14 > 0:35:18Anyone in particular? Who's into costumes? Down the front.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21I don't normally go down the front.
0:35:21 > 0:35:26- You're quite a hot couple, aren't you? What's your name?- Tom.- Natalie.
0:35:26 > 0:35:29- Who dresses up? Both of you?- Yes.
0:35:29 > 0:35:30What do you dress up as?
0:35:30 > 0:35:32- I dress as a fireman.- A fireman?
0:35:32 > 0:35:36- What do you dress as?- A nurse. - So you're both at the scene.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39"I think some people have been injured."
0:35:39 > 0:35:44- Are you actually a nurse?- No. Microbiologist.- A microbiologist.
0:35:44 > 0:35:48- Do nurses dress up as microbiologists?- No.
0:35:48 > 0:35:52Nancy and Louis, have you ever dressed up for a partner?
0:35:52 > 0:35:56No, unless we were going to a specific party.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58Not at all?
0:35:58 > 0:36:01- You must have put an England shirt on?- Yes, I did.- There you go.
0:36:01 > 0:36:05Thank you, Russell, and thank you, the Unzipped sample.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14Now time for a pivotal moment in the show.
0:36:14 > 0:36:18It is time for us to decide which of the guests is the least normal.
0:36:18 > 0:36:22If you think Louis is the craziest, cheer now.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24SILENCE
0:36:24 > 0:36:26LAUGHTER
0:36:32 > 0:36:34That has never happened.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37If you think Nancy may be the weirdest, give us a cheer.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39CHEERING
0:36:44 > 0:36:47Congratulations. How do you feel about being awarded this honour?
0:36:47 > 0:36:49Fantastic.
0:36:49 > 0:36:52And after that shocking news, Nancy and Louis will be attempting
0:36:52 > 0:36:54to end the show on a high by winning
0:36:54 > 0:36:57a drink for everyone here when they play Celebs Unzipped.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07Yes, it's that time again for the game that is
0:37:07 > 0:37:10a bit like celebrity spin the bottle except that there is
0:37:10 > 0:37:12no bottle and we don't all get off with each other
0:37:12 > 0:37:14- after the show.- What?
0:37:14 > 0:37:17We may not have a bottle, but we do have some alcohol. Get this.
0:37:17 > 0:37:21If these guys pull their finger out, every single member of the audience
0:37:21 > 0:37:23tonight will get a cocktail at the end of the show.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25How about that?
0:37:30 > 0:37:33But before this motley crew can get their hands on the booze
0:37:33 > 0:37:36Nancy and Louis need to prove how well they know their fellow celebs.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38Say hello to one of the most sophisticated
0:37:38 > 0:37:41pieces of technology since the Nokia 3210.
0:37:41 > 0:37:47- I give you the carousel of celebrity.- Look at that.
0:37:47 > 0:37:50- It is amazing.- You have had a bit of trouble with this.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52There's a stupid joke where I start spinning
0:37:52 > 0:37:54and it goes wrong and I look like a dick
0:37:54 > 0:37:58so we're not doing that this week. Because I'm not stupid.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00I promise you this time it will go perfectly.
0:38:00 > 0:38:01That isn't funny - now everyone knows it'll go wrong.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03It won't, I promise.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05Look, you just slide it that way and it'll move.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07This is the last time I'm doing this.
0:38:07 > 0:38:10- Dicks! - LAUGHTER
0:38:11 > 0:38:15- There are some big-name faces in there, including Labrinth.- Come in!
0:38:15 > 0:38:18- Gok.- Come in!- Him...from the thing.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20And Vorderville, as well.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22Carol Vorderville. There's Bradley...
0:38:22 > 0:38:25- and Nick Grimshaw. - LAUGHTER
0:38:28 > 0:38:29So...
0:38:31 > 0:38:36So, Miss Dell'Olio and Mr Smith, let's find your first celebrity.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38Spin that wheel. OK...
0:38:38 > 0:38:42- Want to stop it, Russ? - Yeah, we'll stop it.- Stop.
0:38:43 > 0:38:48- Ehhhh!- Ehhhh!- Ehhhh!- Who is it? - David Haye.- Oh, shit, sorry.
0:38:48 > 0:38:55We asked heavyweight boxing champion David "The Hayemaker" Haaaye...
0:38:55 > 0:38:59if he keeps something in his bedroom just in case he ever needs a weapon.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02Do you think he said yes or no?
0:39:02 > 0:39:06- Yes.- No, no, he's a boxer, he don't need no weapons!
0:39:06 > 0:39:08Come on, audience, what do you say?
0:39:08 > 0:39:09AUDIENCE: No!
0:39:09 > 0:39:13- No.- We'll go with no. - Let's have a listen.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16These are the only weapons I need.
0:39:16 > 0:39:20Anyone breaks in, you get The Hayemaker's...boom.
0:39:20 > 0:39:24That would be kind of unlucky for a burglar to break into my room
0:39:24 > 0:39:28and catch me, especially if I'm naked, as well.
0:39:28 > 0:39:29You know...
0:39:29 > 0:39:33I think that was right, well done. APPLAUSE
0:39:36 > 0:39:37Here's a fact for you.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39People who live with their friends
0:39:39 > 0:39:42are twice as likely to keep a weapon by their bed.
0:39:42 > 0:39:44- What is that all about?- Spin it!
0:39:47 > 0:39:48Stop.
0:39:51 > 0:39:52Ah!
0:39:53 > 0:39:56OK, we asked celebrities, if they were an animal,
0:39:56 > 0:39:59which animal they would like to mate with.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02Did Fearne Cotton answer this ridiculous question
0:40:02 > 0:40:04or did she refuse to answer it?
0:40:04 > 0:40:08What do you think, audience, anyone? AUDIENCE SHOUTS OUT
0:40:08 > 0:40:10- Yes, she answered. - Let's have a look.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13Let's ride the crest of anticipation into the cliff.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15I tell you what I WOULDN'T like to come back as,
0:40:15 > 0:40:18if I were to come back as a animal, and that would be a tiger.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21Because when men and women tigers have sex,
0:40:21 > 0:40:23the man puts his bits in the woman,
0:40:23 > 0:40:25and then all these spiky, barbed bits come out
0:40:25 > 0:40:27so it can't come back out again,
0:40:27 > 0:40:29and the woman's going, "Get off of me!"
0:40:29 > 0:40:32And he's going, "You ain't going nowhere,"
0:40:32 > 0:40:33so I'm not coming back as a tiger.
0:40:33 > 0:40:35APPLAUSE
0:40:37 > 0:40:40- That is correct.- Spin the wheel.
0:40:42 > 0:40:43Stop it!
0:40:46 > 0:40:49- Oh! Who's that?! - That's Andrew Castle.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52Oh, yeah...
0:40:52 > 0:40:56- # Record breaker, record... # - That's Roy Castle.- Oh, shit, sorry.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59This one is for the booze, OK?
0:40:59 > 0:41:01So, Russell, go for it.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04Tennis commentator and former breakfast TV host
0:41:04 > 0:41:07Andrew Castle has admitted nicking stuff from work.
0:41:07 > 0:41:11But where did he nick things from? Wimbledon tennis club or GMTV?
0:41:11 > 0:41:14What do you think? Audience?
0:41:14 > 0:41:16AUDIENCE SHOUTS OUT
0:41:16 > 0:41:18- GMTV, probably. - Going to go with that, audience?
0:41:18 > 0:41:21For the booze, for everyone in the audience? Let's have a look.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23We'll go with GMTV.
0:41:25 > 0:41:28The best thing stolen from work? Reams and reams of paper.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30And when we weren't going to be on GMTV any more,
0:41:30 > 0:41:32don't make any mistake, we nicked half the place.
0:41:32 > 0:41:36LAUGHTER AND CHEERING There you go.
0:41:38 > 0:41:40- Very good. - And that's exciting news,
0:41:40 > 0:41:43it's also correct, which means you have won! Amazing!
0:41:43 > 0:41:45Come and join us.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47Come over here. Come over here.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49Amazing work.
0:41:49 > 0:41:52So, thanks to you two, everybody in the audience tonight wins a cocktail!
0:41:52 > 0:41:56CHEERING
0:41:56 > 0:41:58Booze Britain, wahey!
0:41:58 > 0:42:01And that's all the time we've been allowed, 45 minutes.
0:42:01 > 0:42:02A big thank you to our special guests,
0:42:02 > 0:42:04Nancy Dell'Olio and Louis Smith.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07CHEERING
0:42:07 > 0:42:10We'll be back next week but until then, don't forget
0:42:10 > 0:42:12to unzip your own personality report on the Unzipped website.
0:42:12 > 0:42:16See you soon. Thanks for watching. Goodbye!
0:42:16 > 0:42:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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