0:00:02 > 0:00:04Unzipped is the show which asks a very important question
0:00:04 > 0:00:06to our favourite celebrities.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09- Are you normal? - It's all about the dismount, baby.
0:00:09 > 0:00:14Joining us this week, Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton is 36 years old
0:00:14 > 0:00:17and, aside from being in the biggest girl group of all time,
0:00:17 > 0:00:20is a DJ, actress and mother.
0:00:20 > 0:00:2433-year-old Damage star Jade Jones is Emma's other half
0:00:24 > 0:00:26and dad to their two kids.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29According to their Unzipped reports, they don't argue,
0:00:29 > 0:00:33still get star struck and regularly go for romantic meals.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Dappy is a 25-year-old singer, songwriter and rapper.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39According to his report, he loves fishing,
0:00:39 > 0:00:43can seduce women with his culinary skills and would definitely
0:00:43 > 0:00:45watch a friend's sex video if it was leaked online.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49Tonight they'll be answering some extremely personal questions
0:00:49 > 0:00:51and giving us the low-down on fame, fortune
0:00:51 > 0:00:53and keeping their feet on the ground.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55I'd SO have a look.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57This is Unzipped.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Shut up!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Welcome to Unzipped. This is Mr Russell Kane.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28APPLAUSE
0:01:28 > 0:01:31And that's Master Greg James.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33APPLAUSE
0:01:33 > 0:01:36This is the show which gives celebrity guests a thorough grilling.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Yes, thanks to the Unzipped Report,
0:01:37 > 0:01:39we're armed with some pretty tasty questions
0:01:39 > 0:01:40and we're not afraid to ask them.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43So let's meet tonight's guests ready to be Unzipped.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Please welcome the gorgeous Emma Bunton.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Her equally gorgeous other half, Jade Jones
0:01:47 > 0:01:50and someone who, like Madonna, Beyonce and H from Steps,
0:01:50 > 0:01:51only goes by one name.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52It's Dappy!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Welcome to the show. Feeling good? - Yes, feeling good.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- So, are you ready to be put through the Unzipped wringer?- Wringer!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Yeah, think so.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Congratulations on being the first showbiz couple we've had on the show.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20We are, aren't we? We're the first.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Before we get going, we'll have an unusual behaviour amnesty.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Anything you want to declare you might do that's a bit weird?
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Maybe you've got a phobia of, I don't know, big moving objects?
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Oh, God!
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- A fear of big moving objects? - That's me.- What do you mean?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- It's really weird, isn't it?- Yes. - It's not THAT weird.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41I'm scared of boats and aeroplanes.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Anything big that moves?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Anything big that moves. Yeah, it's a really weird one, isn't it?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- I actually get these panic attacks. - Really?
0:02:48 > 0:02:52My biggest fear would probably be being really, really close to
0:02:52 > 0:02:55the Statue of Liberty and it falling on me or something.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- That's unlikely.- It's quite unlikely.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01You'd have been shit in Gulliver's Travels, wouldn't you?
0:03:01 > 0:03:06- Absolutely shit, yes.- Jade, what about you?- He's got loads.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07He bites his toenails.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09AUDIENCE GROANS
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- You peel them off and eat them? - No, I get my toe in my mouth.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15He gets his toe in his mouth.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Is that weird? - AUDIENCE: Yes.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- You bite the top of your toenail and rip it off with your teeth?- Yes.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Do you know what happened the other day?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I cut my nails and they were on the floor and my cat ate them
0:03:26 > 0:03:27while he was purring.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28AUDIENCE GROANS
0:03:28 > 0:03:31He was going...
0:03:31 > 0:03:33When a cat can't chew something, it does that face at the end.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39What a lovely way to start the show. Dappy, what about you?
0:03:39 > 0:03:40What's your weirdest habit?
0:03:40 > 0:03:44- Fishing and flying remote-controlled planes.- You wouldn't expect that.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49- Dappy don't look like a fisherman, does he?- That's all I can think of.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Isn't it boring, though? - A lot of people stereotype fishing
0:03:52 > 0:03:54like a bob, float, lake, rain, no fish.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57I promise you it's not that. I'm the new age Bear Grylls.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00If you come fishing with me...
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Is it more urban fishing?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05As a pike comes out there's some girls just going like that.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09# Oh lift 'em fish, lift 'em. #
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Hopefully we'll expose a lot more strange behaviour
0:04:11 > 0:04:15from Emma, Jade and Dappy, but here's the rest of the headlines.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17APPLAUSE
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Emma Bunton and Dappy Unzipped.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Celebrity goes head-to-head with normality
0:04:23 > 0:04:25in tonight's Reality Check.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30Spice Unzipped. Exactly how well does Emma know her fiance?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33We use the Unzipped Report to find out.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Celebs Unzipped.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Which of these stars gets turned on by men in uniform?
0:04:38 > 0:04:42And who believes in aliens? The truth is out there!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Stay tuned for this week's Celebrity Confessions.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:04:48 > 0:04:53All that still to come but let's get down business with tonight's guests.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55So let's start off with Jade and Emma.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- How long have you two been together, please?- Six...
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- No, 14 years.- 15 years.
0:05:00 > 0:05:06- Were you going to say six?- What does together mean?- 15 years.- You married?
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- No.- No.- What?- We're not married. I know.- Oh, my God!- We're new age.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13We're engaged, I got the ring. That's all I needed.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14How did you pop the question?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17I had a birthday dinner with some friends and he popped the question.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- It was very romantic.- It was lovely.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- I was pregnant as well and had a little boy.- What, then?
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- At the same time?- Yes!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- It was very romantic. - It's nice.- Yeah.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31It must have been tempting in the early days in the sack, just to go,
0:05:31 > 0:05:33"Zig-a-zig-aah" at the final moment?
0:05:33 > 0:05:36It may have happened.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40If not, it will tonight.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Dappy, what are you up to at the moment? Tell us.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- I'm releasing my debut album. - No way.- Yeah.- That's good.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49AUDIENCE WHOOPS AND APPLAUDS
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- Is it scary not being with the other Dubz?- Yeah, a little bit.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56You said the album is controversial. What do you mean by that?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59If you listen to my Tarzan freestyles on YouTube,
0:05:59 > 0:06:01it's just me stating some controversial facts.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Just being a bit, you know... - I have heard that.
0:06:03 > 0:06:08I told my mum about it and she said you're a potty-mouth.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Emma, of all the things you've done in your career,
0:06:11 > 0:06:13was doing Spice Girls at the Olympic ceremony amazing?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Is that the best thing?- Amazing. I think it probably was.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Yeah, it was amazing.- I think we should relive the moment now.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Let's have a look at it, shall we? Have a look at this.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24# Colours of the world, spice up your life
0:06:24 > 0:06:26# Every boy and every girl, spice up your life
0:06:26 > 0:06:28# People of the world, spice up your life
0:06:28 > 0:06:29# Aaaaah
0:06:29 > 0:06:31# Slam it to the left if you're havin a good time
0:06:31 > 0:06:33# Shake it to the right if you know that you feel fine
0:06:33 > 0:06:37# Take it to the front, huh-huh, go round
0:06:37 > 0:06:39# Slam it to the left if you're havin a good time
0:06:39 > 0:06:41# Shake it to the right if you know that you feel fine
0:06:41 > 0:06:43# Take it to the front, huh-huh
0:06:43 > 0:06:45# I see ya, hold tight. #
0:06:45 > 0:06:50APPLAUSE
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Was Mel B there, cos you couldn't really hear her in that bit?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54She was.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- SHOUTS:- # People of the world
0:06:56 > 0:06:59# Every boy and every girl... #
0:06:59 > 0:07:03It was scary but an amazing night and then we partied right through.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06You got bang on it afterwards, though, with Liam?
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Had a few drinks, yes, yes.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10We've got this photo. Apparently this is George Michael's garden?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12I didn't realise when I tweeted that,
0:07:12 > 0:07:15that I'd just given away George Michael's garden.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Yeah, that's his home and I'm with Dom, Liam, Geri and Mel.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Is George Michael taking it like that?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25I might have asked him to take the picture, yeah.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- When she's with Spice Girls, is she different?- She's hungover next day.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Which band, do you reckon, if they all existed now at the same time,
0:07:33 > 0:07:36who would be the biggest partying band, N-Dubz, Damage or Spice Girls?
0:07:36 > 0:07:41- Spice Girls.- Definitely.- Yeah, but your group are called Damage.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- Can't be playing it safe. - We'd probably be partying together.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- We used to party hard, yeah. - Look at this video.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Look at these moves that you're pulling back in the day.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55- My favourite is the chin dust. - We love the chin dust.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57People laugh, but who wants a dusty chin?
0:07:57 > 0:08:01APPLAUSE
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Do you still do the moves? Can you remember that routine?- No.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10That went in my eye then, dick!
0:08:10 > 0:08:14You got dust in my eye. Dust your shoulder in the other direction.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Oh, nice one.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- Dappy, you still partying? - Yeah, of course.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21- You got two kids though. - Yeah, at home.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25APPLAUSE
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Poppa Bear got some honey to go get!
0:08:32 > 0:08:36Fair play. I've got a pug and I go out partying.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38OK, that's the formalities over. Silence, class.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41It's time for me and Greg to get really nosy by using the
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Unzipped Report to see how you guys compare to the rest of the country.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48So, Emma Lee Bunton, Jade Damage Jones
0:08:48 > 0:08:53and Dappy Costadinos Contostavlos,
0:08:53 > 0:08:56the big question is, are you normal?
0:08:59 > 0:09:00OK, first one.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Emma, would you prefer to go forwards or backwards in time?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Oh, I'd quite like to go backwards.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- I'd quite like to go back to the '60s, I think.- The '60s.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Yeah, all the free love and that kind of thing.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14That's nice, isn't it?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17'I'd like to back in time and get banged senseless!'
0:09:17 > 0:09:19I didn't say that!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Did you have a favourite Spice Girl? - I can't lie.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25- It used to be Posh Spice and Baby Spice.- Those are the normal choices.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Who was yours? I mean, I know Emma's here.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33I did have got a soft spot for Baby Spice.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- Me too.- Really?- Yeah, it was, but I was shocked to find out,
0:09:37 > 0:09:41doing our research for this show, you weren't the original Baby?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- No, I was the original baby. - What's the story?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46There was another girl in the band
0:09:46 > 0:09:49but she wanted to go back to university.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- Gutted.- Bet she's glad she got that degree in media studies now.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56The thing is, though, what you don't know, there was someone else.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- She wasn't the first one they hired. - OK. Really?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Yeah, we found some very rare footage.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Have you got it? Oh, how embarrassing!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08# Free your mind of doubt and danger
0:10:08 > 0:10:11# Be for real, don't be a stranger
0:10:11 > 0:10:14# Take it or leave it
0:10:14 > 0:10:18# Take it or leave it
0:10:18 > 0:10:21# Come a little bit closer, baby
0:10:21 > 0:10:24# Put it on, put it on
0:10:24 > 0:10:28# Cos tonight is the night
0:10:28 > 0:10:31# When 2 become 1
0:10:31 > 0:10:35# I need some love like I never needed love before
0:10:35 > 0:10:38# Want to make love to ya, baby
0:10:38 > 0:10:42# I had a little love now I'm back for more
0:10:42 > 0:10:45# Want to make love to ya, baby
0:10:46 > 0:10:48# Set your spirit free
0:10:48 > 0:10:51# It's the only way to be... #
0:10:54 > 0:10:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Oh, wow.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Your face was amazing during that, Emma.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07But, Dappy, you seemed to quite enjoy that.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- I felt the emotion.- I enjoyed that, I enjoyed that a little too much.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Dappy, would you go forward or backwards in time?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Forward - to see what the hell's going to happen with technology.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18How far forward would you go?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21To the point where I can have my own jet pack.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23LAUGHTER Emma, that is normal.
0:11:23 > 0:11:2569%...
0:11:25 > 0:11:2969% of women would choose to go back in time.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- They'd love to revisit what they felt in the past.- Oh!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35All right, next one. Dappy, this is to you, my friend.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Ha-ha! Never do that voice again.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Serious question - would you watch a friend's sex video
0:11:42 > 0:11:44if it was leaked online?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46RUSSELL SMIRKS, LAUGHTER
0:11:46 > 0:11:50CHEERING AND WHISTLING
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- It was a legitimate question in our survey.- It is a survey question.
0:11:58 > 0:12:03- I think I would, yeah. - CROWD WHOOPS
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Did you?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07No, I haven't, but it has that was online and I heard my friend
0:12:07 > 0:12:10was in it, yeah, I would want to see if he's...
0:12:10 > 0:12:12I'm not going to look at his winkle, am I?
0:12:12 > 0:12:15LAUGHTER
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Winkle!- Winkle.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21I wouldn't look at his peepee.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Emma, Jade, come on, are you seriously telling me
0:12:23 > 0:12:27- you wouldn't have a look? - I would so have a look!
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Everyone would. - That is, of course, normal.
0:12:29 > 0:12:3257% of men said they WOULD watch their friend's sex tape
0:12:32 > 0:12:33if it leaked online.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35They're all lying. The other 40-odd percent are lying.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37They are. Come on, of course.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Jade, have you ever checked your partners texts?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42CROWD: Oooh!
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- It's not Jeremy Kyle. - LAUGHTER
0:12:45 > 0:12:47- MIMICS JEREMY KYLE:- You have checked the texts, I've seen you!
0:12:47 > 0:12:49We have our after team people here
0:12:49 > 0:12:52and they're going to give you a slap, OK?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55If I've got her phone, because now texts come up on the screen,
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- don't they, when you get a text? - Well, they always have.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00No, I would never go and have a look.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03But I wouldn't not need to, anyway.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Dappy?- Me and my chick, our relationship has kind of fired up.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08- So, yeah, there is a bit of that going on.- Really?
0:13:08 > 0:13:12- Who's checking whose texts? - She'll check mine
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- majority of the time. - MAN LAUGHS
0:13:14 > 0:13:17LAUGHTER
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Player!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Jade, that's normal.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Only 28% of men have checked a partner's texts.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Emma, how often do you speak to your mum on the phone?
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- Oh, I speak to my mum all the time. - What, are you on the phone now?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Yeah, she's just hanging on the line.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34No, I speak to her all the time.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- I'd say, what, three or four times a day?- That's a lot.- Yeah.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- Nice that you're close, though. - We are very close
0:13:40 > 0:13:44and she is also my babysitter. So... I need her.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46There's Mummy Bunton.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49That's when you were sewn together, just as an experiment.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- You were born out of her ear. - She's great.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53- Do you think it is too much, Jade?- No.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56I think mother and daughters have a connection.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- They'll always be close.- It's nice that you're close to your mum,
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- but sometimes you can get a bit too close.- This is weird.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- So this is footage from... - There we go.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Oh, that's my mum!
0:14:10 > 0:14:12OK, hold on, I can explain this.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Of course that looks...
0:14:13 > 0:14:15My mum does reflexology.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18So this is when I used to tour a lot.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21She used to do reflexology on me. It's lovely.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- Oh, my God, look at the toes. - LAUGHTER
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I can't believe you're showing all this.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28It's really embarrassing.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29I just think there is a line to be drawn, isn't there?
0:14:29 > 0:14:32It's hard what we do for a living and you just can't have your mum
0:14:32 > 0:14:34involved in everything you're doing every day of the week.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35It'll eat into your creativity.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36That's just the way I feel.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- Your mum's here tonight. - Yes, good point.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- Oh, hi, Mum.- That's different. - No, she's over there.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Greg's not supposed to go within 10 metres of my mum. He knows that.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- I want to find out what you were like.- I hope your electronic tag
0:14:47 > 0:14:48has run out of batteries, Greg.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55- You are Russell's mum?- Yes. - I would never have guessed.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59You don't look anything like each other(!)
0:14:59 > 0:15:03- What was he like when he was growing up?- A smaller version than this.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Was the diva-ish?- Very.- Was he?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10What was the diva-ist thing that he ever did?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12When he started at nursery, he threw his coat
0:15:12 > 0:15:14over his shoulder and pushed me out the way and went in.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:15:25 > 0:15:28You never quite know what story is going to be remembered.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31When will she remember me saying, "Mummy, I've finished."
0:15:31 > 0:15:34That's not normal, of course.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Only 26% of women speak to their mums once a day or more.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39- So you are abnormal.- Wow, OK.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40- I speak to my mum every day.- Do you?
0:15:40 > 0:15:44But that's because you still live at home. That's different.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Next one, so, Jade,
0:15:46 > 0:15:49would you rather be a brilliant cook or a brilliant lover?
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- You've got to choose one or the other.- Oh!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54That's a good noise.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Lover.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- Cook? - LAUGHTER
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Would she prefer me to be a more brilliant cook or a good lover?
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- What would you prefer? - What do you choose for me, love?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08I would say a brilliant lover.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- I AM a brilliant lover. - LAUGHTER
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- Probably best to stay quiet at this point.- I will.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- But you are a brilliant cook as well, aren't you?- Yeah. Yeah, I do.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18You made the unlikely step from music to food, right?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Yeah, I left music and I went into cheffing.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23So I started working in a restaurant
0:16:23 > 0:16:27and learned how to cook Michelin-star food.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- Proper food, innit? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.- It's proper food.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Not one which is like one little coin of food.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36What about you, Dappy? Can you cook? Everyone has got a dish.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37I've mastered this little dish.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39It's an avocado, sliced avocado.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Prawn cocktail in the middle. - I cook prawns slightly.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45A little bit of paprika, salt and pepper, olive oil, lemon.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Bit of feta cheese.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Put the prawns on the side.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Ketchup, mayonnaise, a bit of olive oil, touch it up.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54There's your orgasm food right there.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57LAUGHTER
0:16:57 > 0:17:00If you'd like our recipe, do head to the Unzipped website.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03So the verdict, Jade, you chose lover.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Which is of course normal.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08Only 27% of men would choose to be a brilliant cook.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10That is the end of all your normality questions.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Thank you for being so truthful. Emma, Jade and Dappy!
0:17:12 > 0:17:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:18 > 0:17:20And as a reward for their honesty, we will be encouraging
0:17:20 > 0:17:22the Unzipped sample to decide which of our guests
0:17:22 > 0:17:24are least normal later in the show.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27And if you want us to make an unfair judgement about YOUR normality,
0:17:27 > 0:17:30then complete your own Unzipped report after the show.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32This week we are asking how rock'n'roll you really are.
0:17:32 > 0:17:37Just go to bbc.co.uk/unzipped
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Want to know more about the real you but can't afford a shrink?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43- Fear not. - Simply unzip yourself online
0:17:43 > 0:17:45and find out what you're really like.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Keep the results secret...
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Or share them with the world.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50That is your choice.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Find out how you compare to me, Russell and our celebrity guests
0:17:53 > 0:17:57and delve into a different aspect of your personality each week.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Check out the BBC Three website.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02Answer some extremely personal questions and all will be revealed.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Go to...
0:18:05 > 0:18:07..and click on "Unzipped".
0:18:08 > 0:18:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:10 > 0:18:13First to come tonight, we'll be asking Jade and Emma
0:18:13 > 0:18:15some very personal questions about their relationship.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19Before that, we need to find out if Emma and Dappy
0:18:19 > 0:18:21are keeping it real or have they lost touch with the common man.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- Emma, Dappy - are you ready to face the public?- Yes.- Let's do this.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26This is The Reality Check.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:36 > 0:18:39It's time to meet Emma and Dappy's opponents.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Freshly plucked from the Unzipped sample,
0:18:41 > 0:18:42let's hear it for Tommy and Lottie!
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Hi!
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Let's just check a couple of things first of all.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- What do you do for a living? - I'm hair stylist.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53A good one. Amazing.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55That's another stereotype crushed(!)
0:18:55 > 0:18:57I bet you're the type of person that's always got people
0:18:57 > 0:18:59- getting off with you, aren't you? - Oh my God!
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Every time I go into a club, they've got their tongues out.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05I walk in and they're like... I'm like, what is happening?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- They're all there. - Sorry to break for one second.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Just to remind all the viewers at home that Tommy is in fact real.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16So, Lottie, how do you know Tommy?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18We're just like best friends in the world.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Is that not your girlfriend?
0:19:19 > 0:19:20Are you joking?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23I would never go near a vajayjay. Never!
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- That's a bit sexist.- It is.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Let's find out a bit more about you both.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29You describe yourself as a "swagger mamma".
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Yeah, I am a bit of a swagger mamma.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Does that mean that you're giving it in the noodle shop?- Not really.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37I'm a mum and I design my own clothes. I'll give my own swag.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39I'll put my personality onto things.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Tell me about daughter.- She's the best spray tanner in Essex.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44She's been doing it for two years now. She's amazing.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46- We've trained her. - Yeah, she's amazing.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Before a night out,
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- your seven-year-old spray tans you both?- Definitely.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- All the time. - How tall she, though?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Do you not just have one spray tanned leg?
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Seriously, she is professional at this. She's amazing.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Right, I think it's fair to say we couldn't have picked two people
0:19:59 > 0:20:03that more accurately represent the normal folk of Great Britain.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Yeah, I think so. So, Dappy and Emma,
0:20:05 > 0:20:07do you think you are fairly down to earth yourselves?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Yes.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11What's the most extravagant think you've ever
0:20:11 > 0:20:13demanded in your dressing room?
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Just a Jack Daniels and a ping-pong table.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19That was for the Thailand leg of the tour.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22LAUGHTER
0:20:23 > 0:20:27- Emma?- On our tour, we used to have, we took a tattooist with us.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31- Wow. That's spontaneous. - So we had tattoos on tour.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35- Nice.- All our dancers had tattoos. Jade had a tattoo.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- He actually got a piercing as well. - She made me get a piercing.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Where did you get pierced? - In my eye.- All right.
0:20:42 > 0:20:47"In my eyeball. Prove it you love me. Go and pierce your eyeball!"
0:20:47 > 0:20:51- Where did your tattoo go? - Yeah, on my back.- OK.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Who ever proves to be most in touch with reality tonight
0:20:54 > 0:20:56will get their hands on some very special prizes.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Tommy and Lottie,
0:20:58 > 0:21:01you can get your hands on these VIPs - Very Important Prizes.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05- We've got Spiceworld the movie on VHS.- Oh, I love it!
0:21:07 > 0:21:11- We've got Damage's second album. - Yeah!
0:21:11 > 0:21:14The difficult second album.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16And we have got Dappy's brand new album.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:17 > 0:21:21And listen to this - a jar of girl power.
0:21:21 > 0:21:26- LOTTIE:- Are you joking right now? - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Before...
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- Don't drop it!- Careful. Before all the naysayers write in and go,
0:21:30 > 0:21:34- "Oh, it's not, it's just an empty jar," Russell.- It's vajazzled, look!
0:21:35 > 0:21:38I've got to do this carefully. It's not been opened since the Olympics.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44MUSIC: "Wannabe" by Spice Girls
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Love it!
0:21:48 > 0:21:49LAUGHTER
0:21:53 > 0:21:55But, Emma and Dappy, if you win,
0:21:55 > 0:21:59you'll get your beautiful celebrity hands on something just as exciting.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Oh, this.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04That golden ticket entitles you to a free hair-colouring from Tommy.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08And if you actually turn up, they'll throw in a vajazzle kit,
0:22:08 > 0:22:11some fake tans by an emotionally-ruined child...
0:22:11 > 0:22:15LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:22:15 > 0:22:18That would normally set you back almost 130 quid.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21So, it's a lot of money. Would you ever have a vajazzle?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- Does that appeal to you, Emma?- No.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Why?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26- You had a pa-jazzle, didn't you? - I did, I love it.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- Is it on top of your... - On top of, like, your pen-inny.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31It was just there above it.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34- What, just a sprinkle of glitter? - Yeah!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Let's begin the game and hit the lights!
0:22:36 > 0:22:39START-OF-ROUND TUNE PLAYS
0:22:39 > 0:22:43OK, first question. We asked British men -
0:22:43 > 0:22:46would you rather have brains or brawn?
0:22:46 > 0:22:50What percentage of men answered "brains"? What do you reckon?
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Please write down your answers.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54The closest to the correct answer will...
0:22:54 > 0:22:59- We don't know what brawn means. What does it mean?- If, ironically, you don't know what brawn means...
0:22:59 > 0:23:02It means "muscly toughness," so would you prefer intelligence or physical prowess?
0:23:02 > 0:23:05- Oh, definitely. - What do you think, babe?
0:23:05 > 0:23:08What percentage of men would rather be intelligent than physically tough?
0:23:08 > 0:23:09Emma and Dappy,
0:23:09 > 0:23:14what percentage of men would rather have brains than brawn?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- 56, what?- 56%.- Percent, sorry!
0:23:17 > 0:23:21- Tommy and Lottie, what have you got and why?- We got 60%.
0:23:21 > 0:23:2260% of men would rather be intelligent
0:23:22 > 0:23:24than have physical prowess?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Yes.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I can now reveal that the percentage of men who said
0:23:28 > 0:23:32they'd rather have brains instead of muscle is a huge 92%.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34SHOCKED MURMURS IN AUDIENCE
0:23:34 > 0:23:38- Really?- Which means, Tommy and Lottie, you win the round!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- Come on, Emma!- Tommy, that is quite high, isn't it, 92?
0:23:44 > 0:23:48- Cos that leaves what percentage of men left over?- Like, about three?
0:23:48 > 0:23:49Three.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51LAUGHTER
0:23:51 > 0:23:55- I think. - Didn't even need to the plan that.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59Next question. And this is a biggie. We asked the people of Britain...
0:24:03 > 0:24:07What did the majority of them say? Did the majority say good or bad?
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Write your answers down now, please.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12It is addictive. Do you watch it?
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Imagine that, like a Bishop's Stortford version.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17"Oh, my God, shut up!" LAUGHTER
0:24:17 > 0:24:20OK, time is up. Emma and Dappy, what have you got and why?
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Good, majority.- You think it's a good thing. Why do you think that?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- It's a good show, man.- Popular. Guys, over here.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29- He didn't understand it and wrote it wrong.- Do the people of Britain...
0:24:29 > 0:24:32OK, do the people of better think TOWIE is a good thing or a bad thing?
0:24:32 > 0:24:38- I think most of them think it's good.- OK, so write down "good".
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- That's it, well done, Tommy! - I love it.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45We're going to put your work on the fridge after the show. LAUGHTER
0:24:45 > 0:24:49So you've both gone with good. Well, check-check-check this out.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53I can reveal 83% of people thought TOWIE is a...
0:24:53 > 0:24:55bad thing.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Emma and Dappy, apart from Unzipped, of course,
0:25:05 > 0:25:07what's your favourite TV programme?
0:25:07 > 0:25:12I get stuck with kids' TV shows most of the time. My four-year-old.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- But sometimes, Jade's out, know what I mean?- Yeah, exactly!
0:25:15 > 0:25:18What about you, Dappy, what's your favourite TV show?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Jeremy Kyle, I think.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23CHEERING
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- It is a good one, to be fair. - It is, definitely.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31You see some right wrong 'uns on there, don't you?
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Tonight, Greg, I'm not being weird or anything,
0:25:34 > 0:25:37but you do look particularly... tonight. I like that outfit.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41- OK, thanks. You look good too. - You think I'm messing around. You look really good.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43You've got that fresh, outdoorsy, rugged look.
0:25:43 > 0:25:48Have you been on your push-up bars or something, because you're looking a bit... Sorry!
0:25:48 > 0:25:53- You've got to stop this.- Don't make it awkward.- No, this is weird.- I was trying to give you a compliment.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55We've got a show to do. Sorry, guys can we just, erm...
0:25:55 > 0:25:59- Really?- No, take it off. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
0:25:59 > 0:26:04And just go to pop out for a sec, all right? Sorry, sorry everyone.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05- It's a bit weird. - LAUGHTER
0:26:05 > 0:26:08You're going to make us look right gay in front of Tommy!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10LAUGHTER
0:26:10 > 0:26:11- TOMMY:- Love it!
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Sorry, guys, I'm going to check everything is all right.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21LAUGHTER
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- What's up?- I think you're really unprofessional, mate.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29You can't do that in front of the audience.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32I can't say nice things? It's a compliment, chill out.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Now, there's a time and a place for it and it is not now and it is not here.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37We've got a Spice Girl and her other half,
0:26:37 > 0:26:41we've got Dappy from N-Dubz, we've got Tommy.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Tom... Oh, my God. You like him more than me, that's what this is about.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Of course I don't like him more than you. Of course I don't.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51I don't want you embarrassing me in front of the whole nation on telly every week, you idiot.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53- Greg, I'm not trying to embarrass... - Get off!- Oh, my God.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56- AUDIENCE:- Aww!
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Look, I'm sorry, I've had a tough week.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03Broadcasting to the nation every day on the radio is high-profile, high pressure.
0:27:03 > 0:27:08There's a lot on my shoulders. All you have to do is Mock The Week every five weeks or so.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Greg, you know I've never been asked to do Mock The Week.
0:27:10 > 0:27:16I'm sorry. I didn't mean it and you know I love you. Come here.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17- AUDIENCE:- Aww!
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Oi, oi, what are you lot doing? You lot taking...? Come on.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- We were just running a few bits for the show and...- We're all waiting.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27- We'll be right down, man.- You sure? - Yeah, we're on our way.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Yeah, see you in a sec, mate.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Awks. AUDIENCE LAUGHTER
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- Yeah, let's go. - GREG GRUNTS
0:27:37 > 0:27:39- AUDIENCE:- Aww!
0:27:43 > 0:27:46- You all right? - We're just sorting out some...
0:27:46 > 0:27:50You know, sometimes do filing halfway through the show, so...
0:27:50 > 0:27:54- Where were we? Statistics. - All right, next question is this...
0:27:59 > 0:28:01LAUGHTER
0:28:01 > 0:28:03Please write your answers down now, go!
0:28:06 > 0:28:10Let's have a look. So, celebs, what have you written and why?
0:28:10 > 0:28:12- Public toilet. - OK, why have you got that?
0:28:12 > 0:28:15We were thinking about all those other reality shows where they're
0:28:15 > 0:28:19all having sex in clubs, in toilets.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21Jade, help us out with that answer, what do you reckon?
0:28:21 > 0:28:24I reckon girls go out clubbing up North...
0:28:24 > 0:28:27LAUGHTER
0:28:27 > 0:28:29- DAPPY:- Generalising, don't you think?
0:28:34 > 0:28:37All right, Tommy and Lottie, what have you got and why?
0:28:37 > 0:28:39- We think work, honey. - More likely to have sex at work?
0:28:39 > 0:28:41Yeah, cos it would be more fun.
0:28:41 > 0:28:45I can reveal that women are more likely to have had sex in a public toilet.
0:28:45 > 0:28:4918% of women have admitted to having sex in the loo, compared to 15% who have had a bonk at work.
0:28:49 > 0:28:52Which means Emma and Dappy win the round. Well done.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54CHEERING
0:28:55 > 0:29:00Women from the North of England are 50% more likely to have sex
0:29:00 > 0:29:04- in a loo than women from the south. - Jade, you were right.
0:29:04 > 0:29:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:29:07 > 0:29:10I bet Mel B's done it in the loo, hasn't she, Emma?
0:29:10 > 0:29:14LAUGHTER
0:29:14 > 0:29:18So, where's the most naughty or exciting place you've ever done it?
0:29:18 > 0:29:21- Dappy's going to tell you his. - Heathrow Airport in the toilet.
0:29:21 > 0:29:25CHEERING
0:29:25 > 0:29:26And at the end of the game,
0:29:26 > 0:29:30I can reveal that the most in touch with the British public is...
0:29:30 > 0:29:34- Both of you. It's a draw. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:29:34 > 0:29:35I think that's fair.
0:29:35 > 0:29:39It also means you both get your hands on the prizes, congratulations.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41We'll probably get the Spice jar.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43Yeah, you get the Spice jar, the lot.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46- Are you going to get your hair done? - You can have it, Dappy.- Yeah?
0:29:46 > 0:29:48- £130 worth. - You can get your hair done.
0:29:48 > 0:29:51So, Tommy, this is a consultation. What would you do with Dappy's hair?
0:29:51 > 0:29:54Oh, babe, it looks quite hot now,
0:29:54 > 0:29:57but I think we could do some extensions, maybe.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59- Extensions? - LAUGHTER
0:29:59 > 0:30:02Still to come tonight, we'll see just how well Emma and Jade know
0:30:02 > 0:30:06each other and hear some celebrity confessions from A-list celebrities.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09No, Greg, sorry, you've not said that right. Try it again.
0:30:09 > 0:30:13We'll be hearing celebrity confessions from a list of celebrities, sorry. Yeah.
0:30:13 > 0:30:14Correct, yeah.
0:30:14 > 0:30:18But before you do that, why not sit back and enjoy worrying information
0:30:18 > 0:30:23about people in relationships, just like Emma, Jade and Dappy.
0:30:25 > 0:30:29If you think London boys like Dappy are the perfect boyfriend,
0:30:29 > 0:30:31think again.
0:30:55 > 0:30:59But, Emma and Jade, it might be time to spice up your love life.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:31:10 > 0:31:12Still to come tonight, we'll be putting Emma
0:31:12 > 0:31:15- and Jade's relationship to the test. - In a fun way!- Yeah, please.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18But before that, we're going to ask you all a very important question.
0:31:18 > 0:31:22- Is being famous all it is cracked up to be?- Yeah, I have fun.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25Dappy, what would you say has been your career highlight so far?
0:31:25 > 0:31:28If you had to pick one moment and relive it, what would it be?
0:31:28 > 0:31:31- Going to number one and going to number two straight after.- Awesome.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33With another song. With Brian May, yeah.
0:31:33 > 0:31:34How did that come about?
0:31:34 > 0:31:37How did you and Brian May get together?
0:31:37 > 0:31:40He bigged me up at an awards ceremony just out of the blue.
0:31:40 > 0:31:43He just said I should win an Ivor Novello for the lyrics on No Regrets.
0:31:43 > 0:31:45It meant something to him, so I was like, "Oh, serious?!"
0:31:45 > 0:31:48Coincidently, I was doing a second single called Rockstar.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51I was like, "What? Get the biggest rock star in the world."
0:31:51 > 0:31:54E-mailed it to him, he was like, "Of course I will." And that was it.
0:31:54 > 0:31:58- He made me want to get a new haircut.- Yeah, exactly!
0:31:58 > 0:32:02But if you took your hat off and Brian-hair spilled out underneath... LAUGHTER
0:32:02 > 0:32:05- That'd be awesome!- Did you know Brian May keeps foxes as pets?
0:32:05 > 0:32:07- What?- Did you know this?- Does he?
0:32:07 > 0:32:10A fox just recently ripped up two of my bunny rabbits.
0:32:10 > 0:32:12It was probably Brian May's.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15"I thought it would go to number one!"
0:32:15 > 0:32:20- Then release a fox into your garden. - Found a leg in the morning.
0:32:20 > 0:32:21AUDIENCE GROANS
0:32:21 > 0:32:23Why do foxes have to be such tossers?
0:32:24 > 0:32:28OK, Dappy. Did you have any normal jobs before you did music?
0:32:28 > 0:32:32Any funny jobs or... Well, not necessarily funny, what did you do before you did music?
0:32:32 > 0:32:34Play football, roam the streets, be naughty.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36What about you, Emma, did you do anything?
0:32:36 > 0:32:38I used to clean this lady's house who used to live
0:32:38 > 0:32:41round the corner from me, but I don't think I was very good at it.
0:32:41 > 0:32:44But, yeah, it was a good job, it was, like, five pounds an hour.
0:32:44 > 0:32:48- I was happy with that.- Stop lying, Emma. You're always exaggerating.
0:32:48 > 0:32:50Dappy, what's the best perk you've ever had?
0:32:50 > 0:32:52Just letters that mean a lot to me,
0:32:52 > 0:32:55and just people that tattoo my lyrics and...
0:32:55 > 0:32:58One day someone tattooed my whole face on their back,
0:32:58 > 0:33:01like Steveo, you know? The whole thing on their back. It was really good.
0:33:01 > 0:33:04But, boy, you never want to meet that weirdo.
0:33:04 > 0:33:08It's fun till they turn up in your back garden going, "I love you, Dappy!"
0:33:09 > 0:33:12Emma and Jade, seeing as you're the first couple we've had
0:33:12 > 0:33:15on Unzipped, we thought we'd play a quick game with you, if that's OK.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17- How long have you been together? - BOTH: 15 years.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20- And so you know each other pretty well?- Yeah.- Yes.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22We're going to put that to the test,
0:33:22 > 0:33:24and before we're accused of lazily ripping off Mr & Mrs,
0:33:24 > 0:33:26this is different, as Emma and Jade aren't married.
0:33:26 > 0:33:31So we're going to play Long Term Partner & Long Term Partner.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33MUSIC PLAYS
0:33:35 > 0:33:37APPLAUSE
0:33:37 > 0:33:42So, the answers you gave when you completed our Unzipped report earlier this week
0:33:42 > 0:33:45are in these snazzy envelopes, being modelled by Russell Kane, there.
0:33:45 > 0:33:49- You can't pretend you didn't say them, cos we've got the answers. - Don't bother pretending.
0:33:49 > 0:33:53Dappy, it may be best if you swap seats with Jade, just in case things get a bit awk.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57I'm in the middle, I'll stop it, I'll stop it.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59You can be Jeremy Kyle if it goes wrong.
0:33:59 > 0:34:02Right, give us your Jeremy Kyle impression, check you're ready for this.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04Shut up. Don't talk.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06- You ARE the father! - Yeah, yeah!
0:34:11 > 0:34:15First question. The average man in Britain would want to be paid
0:34:15 > 0:34:20£4,234,127 never to have sex again.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24But Emma, what was Jade's answer?
0:34:24 > 0:34:26- Oh, my goodness! - How much would that cost?
0:34:26 > 0:34:28Obviously the longer you've been together,
0:34:28 > 0:34:31- the more the value decreases. - Yeah.
0:34:31 > 0:34:34- I think he said ten million. - Ten million, to never have sex again.
0:34:34 > 0:34:39The amount of money Jade would want to be paid to never have sex again...
0:34:40 > 0:34:43..is £5, which he actually said.
0:34:43 > 0:34:44LAUGHTER
0:34:44 > 0:34:48- You did not! - There's no way I said that!
0:34:48 > 0:34:51He did check, "would masturbation still allow?"
0:34:51 > 0:34:55- You might want to have a breakaway discussion after the show about that. - I think we will.
0:34:55 > 0:34:57Right! No! Stop it, Jeremy!
0:34:57 > 0:34:59OK, next question.
0:34:59 > 0:35:04Jade, we asked Emma which of these she couldn't live without.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07Sex, chocolate or alcohol. What do you think she said?
0:35:07 > 0:35:11I'd like to think she said sex, but I'm going to go with chocolate.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14- You two really seem to know each other well.- What's going on? - JADE: Sex.
0:35:14 > 0:35:19The optimism of this foundering relationship is really quite heart-warming.
0:35:19 > 0:35:22The top answer for women in Britain was chocolate,
0:35:22 > 0:35:24but we can exclusively reveal that Emma Bunton
0:35:24 > 0:35:26can't live without alcohol.
0:35:26 > 0:35:29LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:35:29 > 0:35:34So nice to know we have a pair of sexless alcoholics on the show.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37Emma, we asked Jade a question from the Unzipped report,
0:35:37 > 0:35:42and his answer was, "A friend." But what was the question? Was it:
0:35:46 > 0:35:48Strip club or a naked photo?
0:35:48 > 0:35:52- I'd say a...strip club. - With a friend?- With a friend?
0:35:55 > 0:35:58Like 56 present of British men in a relationship,
0:35:58 > 0:36:01Jade said that it was acceptable to go to a strip club with a friend.
0:36:01 > 0:36:04Wahey!
0:36:04 > 0:36:06APPLAUSE
0:36:06 > 0:36:08- That's good.- I got one right.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10I think we've saved the relationship.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13Greg and I, we went to a strip club, but we were both so insecure
0:36:13 > 0:36:16about how muscly the men were, we had to leave.
0:36:18 > 0:36:21I hope that game hasn't caused too many problems in life in general,
0:36:21 > 0:36:23- but I think it'll be fine, won't it? - Absolutely.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26I'm sorry to break it to you, there's no time to repair any DAMAGE...
0:36:26 > 0:36:31caused to your relationship, because there is another judgement heading your way.
0:36:31 > 0:36:34Based on what we've heard from Emma, Jade and Dappy,
0:36:34 > 0:36:38it's time for the Unzipped sample to decide who is the least normal.
0:36:38 > 0:36:44Ready, guys? If you think Emma is the weirdest spice, cheer now.
0:36:44 > 0:36:45AUDIENCE KEEPS QUIET
0:36:47 > 0:36:48Interesting.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50If you think Jade is the most DAMAGED...
0:36:50 > 0:36:54I've done it again! If you think Jade is the most damaged, cheer now.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56CHEERING
0:36:56 > 0:36:58Loads.
0:36:58 > 0:37:01But if you think Dappy is the weirdest mofo,
0:37:01 > 0:37:04cheer now.
0:37:04 > 0:37:07LOUD CHEERING
0:37:07 > 0:37:11You are officially the weirdest celeb on tonight's show, which is an accolade.
0:37:11 > 0:37:15Have you prepared an acceptance speech, or do you just want to say something off-the-cuff?
0:37:15 > 0:37:20- No, I'm all right. Thanks for having me. - LAUGHTER
0:37:20 > 0:37:23Oh, my God! he's so weird(!)
0:37:23 > 0:37:26Luckily, there's still time for Dappy to try and claw back
0:37:26 > 0:37:31some respect from tonight's audience by winning them some booze, so...
0:37:31 > 0:37:32CHEERING
0:37:32 > 0:37:34..let's play Celebs Unzipped. Let's go!
0:37:39 > 0:37:44Good! Yes, it is all aboard the Unzipped express.
0:37:44 > 0:37:46Where's that sound effect? That's annoying.
0:37:46 > 0:37:48Come on, this has fallen apart now, guys.
0:37:48 > 0:37:51- Forget about it. Don't worry. We rehearsed it earlier. Anyone?- Just move on.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54It's all aboard the Unzipped express, the next stop...
0:37:54 > 0:37:56TRAIN HOOTS
0:37:57 > 0:38:01All aboard the Unzipped express. Next stop, celebrity central.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03It's time to say hello to the carousel...
0:38:03 > 0:38:06TRAIN HOOTS
0:38:06 > 0:38:09It's time to say hello to the carousel of celebrity.
0:38:11 > 0:38:15So, Miss Bunton, Mr Jones and Mr... Dappy.
0:38:15 > 0:38:18The pressure is on.
0:38:18 > 0:38:19DRAMATIC SOUND EFFECT
0:38:21 > 0:38:22Spin the wheel!
0:38:23 > 0:38:25Stop the wheel.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30- Look at that. - Ah, good.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33OK. We asked N-Dubz front man...
0:38:33 > 0:38:36AUDIENCE JEERS
0:38:36 > 0:38:37Joking!
0:38:37 > 0:38:39I'm all right, I'm fine.
0:38:39 > 0:38:42- AS DAPPY:- # No point in crying over yesterday.
0:38:42 > 0:38:46- # Cos when I look in the mirror. # - LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:38:51 > 0:38:53We asked N-Dubz front man, FRASER,
0:38:53 > 0:38:55- LAUGHTER - if he thinks aliens exist.
0:38:55 > 0:38:59Did he say, "No, only idiots believe in aliens."
0:38:59 > 0:39:02Or, "Yes, they are living among us." What do you reckon, audience? Help them out.
0:39:02 > 0:39:05AUDIENCE SHOUTS ANSWERS
0:39:05 > 0:39:08- you know him well.- I think, yeah, "They're living among us."
0:39:08 > 0:39:10OK, well, let's see if you are right.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14I believe aliens exist.
0:39:14 > 0:39:17I walk down Camden high street and I look at certain individuals,
0:39:17 > 0:39:20and I say, "You are not human.
0:39:20 > 0:39:25"You are an alien. Look at that head. No way you can be from Earth."
0:39:25 > 0:39:30So I think aliens do exist, yes, within everyday society.
0:39:30 > 0:39:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:35 > 0:39:37- A little factoid of the back of that. - Yeah, go on.
0:39:37 > 0:39:40Welsh people are the most likely to think aliens exist.
0:39:40 > 0:39:4368% of them believe there is something beyond the M4.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45LAUGHTER
0:39:45 > 0:39:48All right, spin the wheel again, please!
0:39:48 > 0:39:51- Stop.- Stop it.- I can say it as well, Greg. You're such a dick.
0:39:55 > 0:39:56OK, it's Holly Willoughby.
0:39:56 > 0:40:00We asked Holly Willoughby if she fancies men in uniform.
0:40:00 > 0:40:03Do you think she said "yes" or "no"?
0:40:03 > 0:40:04AUDIENCE SHOUTS
0:40:04 > 0:40:08- I love holly.- Emma, you're really good friends with her. What do you reckon?
0:40:08 > 0:40:12I love Holly, and, erm, I like a man in uniform.
0:40:12 > 0:40:15I think she's going to say, "I like a man in uniform."
0:40:15 > 0:40:17OK, let's have a look.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20I love a man in uniform. I LOVE a man in uniform.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23APPLAUSE I think a fireman is my favourite.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26I'm not going to lie, if the fire alarm goes off, I get quite excited,
0:40:26 > 0:40:28have a look out the window just to check out the firemen.
0:40:28 > 0:40:34Something about being brave and heroic that floats my boat.
0:40:34 > 0:40:38- APPLAUSE - Nice.- Very good.
0:40:38 > 0:40:4367% of all women from the north of England have a thing for men in uniform.
0:40:43 > 0:40:44They said,
0:40:44 > 0:40:48NEWCASTLE ACCENT: "It's always nice to fancy who you're being arrested by."
0:40:48 > 0:40:51All right, one more question and you get the booze for the whole audience.
0:40:51 > 0:40:56CHEERING
0:40:56 > 0:41:00- Spin that wheel! - Stop the wheel, please.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07- Belo.- We asked Big Brother winner Brian Belo
0:41:07 > 0:41:10if he ever wees in the shower.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:41:12 > 0:41:14- Do you think he said "yes" or "no"? - No, he's got that...
0:41:14 > 0:41:17- He's a clean freak. - Is he a clean freak?- Yeah.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19I would've said he ONLY wees in the shower.
0:41:19 > 0:41:22- LAUGHTER - Let's go with the missus. Yeah - "no."
0:41:22 > 0:41:25- You're going to go for "no". - He don't wee in the shower.
0:41:25 > 0:41:29I don't wee in the shower, I think weeing in the shower is disgusting.
0:41:29 > 0:41:33APPLAUSE That is actually one of my pet hates, is weeing in the shower.
0:41:33 > 0:41:37So, no. I masturbate in the shower, but not weeing.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40And it's especially good when you get that tingly shower gel thing.
0:41:40 > 0:41:44It's much better when you do it with that.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:41:46 > 0:41:48BELL TINGS
0:41:48 > 0:41:50Thanks to you, everyone tonight wins a cocktail.
0:41:50 > 0:41:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINTUES
0:41:54 > 0:41:55And that's our time up.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58Doesn't time fly when you're having percentage-based fun?
0:41:58 > 0:42:03A big thank you to our special guests, Emma Bunton, Jade Jones and Dappy.
0:42:03 > 0:42:04CHEERING
0:42:04 > 0:42:07We'll be back next week, but until then, don't forget to complete
0:42:07 > 0:42:11and share your own personality report on the Unzipped website.
0:42:11 > 0:42:15Thanks again. We will see you soon. Goodbye.
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