Episode 5

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Unzipped asks an important question to our favourite celebrities.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07Are you normal?

0:00:07 > 0:00:08I'm the new-age Bear Grills.

0:00:08 > 0:00:12Joining us this week, Harry Judd and Danny Jones

0:00:12 > 0:00:16are both 26 years old and make up 50% of McFly.

0:00:16 > 0:00:20They're both in relationships and according to their Unzipped Report,

0:00:20 > 0:00:22they don't think it's possible to contact the dead

0:00:22 > 0:00:24and are not afraid to get naked all of the time.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Amanda Byram is a 39-year-old TV presenter,

0:00:27 > 0:00:30best known for laughing at people who can't keep their balance.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33Currently single, according to her report, she believes in aliens

0:00:33 > 0:00:36and psychics and would definitely prefer

0:00:36 > 0:00:38to be more intelligent than her future partner.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41Tonight they'll be answering extremely personal questions.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44I've been on a spate of horrific dates this year.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47And helping us getting them wooed for Halloween -

0:00:47 > 0:00:48mwah-ha-ha-ha! -

0:00:48 > 0:00:51this is Unzipped.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Have you played that text roulette?

0:01:11 > 0:01:12APPLAUSE

0:01:18 > 0:01:22Welcome to Unzipped, this is Russell "Uncle Fester" Kane.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23CHEERING

0:01:25 > 0:01:27And that is Greg "Lurch" James.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28CHEERING

0:01:28 > 0:01:29You rang?!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32And this is a very special Halloween episode of the show,

0:01:32 > 0:01:35which isn't afraid to ask our celebrity guests

0:01:35 > 0:01:38- some pretty scary questions. - Armed with the Unzipped Report,

0:01:38 > 0:01:41we're all set to reveal the skeletons hiding in their closets.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44So let's meet tonight's guests - it's Danny and Harry from McFly...

0:01:44 > 0:01:45CHEERING

0:01:45 > 0:01:47And her off the TV, Amanda Byram.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Hello.- Hello.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Welcome.- How are you? - I'm good.- Nice to meet you.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Should we have stood up then? - You should have stood up.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02- So rude.- You should have done.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Welcome to the show. Are you ready to all be Unzipped?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07- Yes.- Hm-hm! Mmm?

0:02:07 > 0:02:11- Do you like our jumpers?- I love them. You boys are so dreamy.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13- LAUGHTER - So, Harry and Danny,

0:02:13 > 0:02:15as we're in the Halloween mood tonight,

0:02:15 > 0:02:19to begin with, are you scared of anything? Admit it right now.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- For example, Russell is terrified of rejection.- Shut up, Greg.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27- I'm not scared of that.- I don't like scary movies. I can't watch them.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30My heart pumps and I can't go to sleep at night

0:02:30 > 0:02:32if I've watched a scary film.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Babe: Pig In The City? - What about you, Amanda?

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Erm, oh, quite a few things. At the moment, I'm really scared about

0:02:39 > 0:02:42spiders crawling into my ear at night and laying nests.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43I've heard about that.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Anthony Kiedis, Chili Peppers' lead singer, it happened to him.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49A spider went into his ear and laid eggs.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- See?- And he could hear, like, rattling in his ear.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53GROANING

0:02:53 > 0:02:56And here, as always, to offer their take on reality,

0:02:56 > 0:02:58it's the Unzipped Sample!

0:03:07 > 0:03:11And we'll be hearing from those freaks throughout the show

0:03:11 > 0:03:12later on today.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13But...aggh!

0:03:13 > 0:03:17- Aggh!- But, before that, look at the frighteningly good stuff

0:03:17 > 0:03:20heading your way on tonight's Unzipped.

0:03:20 > 0:03:21APPLAUSE

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Get back.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27McFly and Amanda Byram Unzipped.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Will celebrity triumph over normality?

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Find out in this week's Reality Check.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Halloween Unzipped. Russell uses the Unzipped Report

0:03:35 > 0:03:39to explore something truly terrifying -

0:03:39 > 0:03:41his own imagination!

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Celebs Unzipped - which of these stars has trick or treated Russell

0:03:45 > 0:03:48and who believes in ghosts?

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Stay tuned for some scary Halloween confessions.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58All that still to come, but not before we share

0:03:58 > 0:04:01a bit of quality time with our celebrity guests,

0:04:01 > 0:04:04- so let's have some McFly stats. - Stats.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- You've had 17 Top 20 singles... - Yeah.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10..seven No.1s and sold over eight million records.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Wow!- That's amazing. - CHEERING

0:04:13 > 0:04:15That is...that is good, isn't it?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Are you a McFly fan?

0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Yes, yeah, I am.- Yeah.- Ow! - Do you think

0:04:22 > 0:04:25McFly would make good contestants on Wipeout?

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Oh, they'd be brilliant. You'd be amazing.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32I really wanted to do that for Tom's stag.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Oh, the amount of people that say that -

0:04:34 > 0:04:36"I'd love a go on your big red balls!"

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Who are your favourite people that you've had on there?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42My favourite of all time was this girl who,

0:04:42 > 0:04:44she was a little bit overweight,

0:04:44 > 0:04:46and she couldn't get up the ladder,

0:04:46 > 0:04:48so we had to get the guy to come in -

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Eduardo, was his name -

0:04:49 > 0:04:53and push her up but his head got stuck up her arse!

0:04:53 > 0:04:54LAUGHTER

0:04:54 > 0:04:56- In?- Literally up.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- What?- Yeah, it did. I swear to God.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01That is no word of a lie.

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Like that thing on YouTube

0:05:02 > 0:05:04with that guy when the elephant sat on his head?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Ha-ha! She wasn't that big!

0:05:06 > 0:05:10What you should have done is make that woman into a game.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12She could have appeared in one of the challenges.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14- What would you have called it? - Rectum Of Doom!

0:05:14 > 0:05:16LAUGHTER

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Tell us about Razor Ruddock. - I love that man so much,

0:05:19 > 0:05:23so Neil "Razor" Ruddock gets to the top of the big red balls

0:05:23 > 0:05:26and just decides to take his trousers off.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Why?- Just... I have no idea.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Just about a second before he's about to jump on a big red ball.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Where's the dignity?

0:05:35 > 0:05:36LAUGHTER

0:05:38 > 0:05:40APPLAUSE

0:05:42 > 0:05:45So your autobiography's out, packed with amazing stories

0:05:45 > 0:05:48and we are going to talk a bit more about those later,

0:05:48 > 0:05:51but I want to know how you actually remembered everything.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53- He didn't remember anything. - I didn't remember anything.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Literally it was me...

0:05:55 > 0:05:57I did remember it, I just got the wrong date.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Are we in a band? What's happening?

0:05:59 > 0:06:02It would be like... "Remember, we did that last year."

0:06:02 > 0:06:05"Mate, that was six years ago." He literally just forgot.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Did you argue about what should go in, then?- No.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10We pretty much put everything in, didn't we?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12We thought it was better to give everything

0:06:12 > 0:06:14and if there's too much, take it back.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Did you not remember shagging some people as well?

0:06:17 > 0:06:18- Conveniently.- "Can't remember.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20"No, I don't remember it."

0:06:20 > 0:06:23You're like, "You do, they were twins. It was amazing."

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- So, your new single is called Love Is Easy?- Yeah.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29I wanted to ask Amanda, "Is it?"

0:06:29 > 0:06:31LAUGHTER

0:06:31 > 0:06:36No, it's not easy. In fact, it's really difficult.

0:06:36 > 0:06:37Oh, this is so cathartic.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41Um, well, I cancelled a wedding last year, so...

0:06:41 > 0:06:43That'll do it.

0:06:43 > 0:06:48And, yeah, I've basically just been on a spate of really random...

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- horrific dates this year.- Is there anyone in the sample

0:06:51 > 0:06:54who'd like to date with Amanda?

0:06:54 > 0:06:57- Oh, there's a gentleman at the back there.- Hiya.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01- Oh, he's lovely.- I'm going to meet him properly for you.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04It won't work anyway. I've got a webcam in Amanda's dressing room.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06I'm going to blackmail him into getting off with me.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- What's your name?- Gareth.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09- How old are you?- 18.- 28.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11- 28.- 28.

0:07:11 > 0:07:1328, 29 next week.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17Imagine the energy, Amanda. He'll go all night like a sewing machine.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19The arse will be a blur on it.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Where would you take her on a date?

0:07:21 > 0:07:23I'd take her up not my room and we'd play on FIFA.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- I'd be player one, obviously. - Where would you take her?

0:07:26 > 0:07:30- She's a sophisticated lady. - Nando's.- Nando's.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Nando's! Get in!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Back to you.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Sorry about that.

0:07:36 > 0:07:41Just to rub it in for Amanda, love is easy for both of you, isn't it?

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Danny, you're pretty loved up.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45My missus, Georgia, lives with me now.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49How did you meet her? Is she Miss England or something?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51He went to... Tell them. It's funny.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53- Oh, it was the Miss London finals. - Miss London finals.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Well, you know, you're single.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58I thought, "Get invited down there, take a mate."

0:07:58 > 0:08:01It's not like sushi, mate. You don't just sit in the middle.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06"I like that. Can I have some seaweed on that?"

0:08:06 > 0:08:10This was a good year before I got with Georgia.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Yeah, I went down to Miss London with a mate. She was presenting it.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17And I was, like, "Wow! She's amazing"

0:08:17 > 0:08:18And then text her and a year later...

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Took me a year to get her, she turned me down.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Then a year later, she's like, "Do you want to go out for a drink?"

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- "Yeah, right."- No way!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Greg did get off with Miss East Anglia, Regional Heats.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31She was disqualified because her gender was indeterminate.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33LAUGHTER

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Sorry, Greg, sorry.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Harry, and what about you?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47You're loved up, you're about to get married.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- About to get married. - That's the ultimate happiness.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52- How did you achieve this? - We've been together seven years.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56We met on tour. She plays the violin.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59We had an orchestra on our first, our second tour,

0:08:59 > 0:09:01and we've been together ever since.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05- Your story is much better than mine! - Yeah, that's a classy story of love.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08"I hung out at the competition to look for the winners.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11"There's one over here who can't get away."

0:09:11 > 0:09:12LAUGHTER

0:09:12 > 0:09:14So is it going to be a big showbiz wedding?

0:09:14 > 0:09:18We're not really very showbiz, any of us,

0:09:18 > 0:09:22but hopefully it will be a lovely day, so we're looking forward to it.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Are all boys going to play?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26I think we'll play. Problem is, we got a band playing...

0:09:26 > 0:09:30- You've hired a band?- Yeah! - You didn't tell me this.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Is it Busted? - LAUGHTER

0:09:32 > 0:09:34That would be awesome, yeah.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- We can play a few songs if you want, mate.- Yeah, get up and jam.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Wicked. Right, well, it is time to get down to Unzipped business

0:09:41 > 0:09:43and see how you three compare to the rest of the country.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47That's right, because Daniel Alan David Jones,

0:09:47 > 0:09:52Harry Mark Christopher Judd and Amanda Jane "Holy Theresa!" Byram...

0:09:52 > 0:09:54LAUGHTER

0:09:54 > 0:09:58The question on everyone's lips is are you normal?

0:10:01 > 0:10:06OK, so, first one, Harry. Do you believe in ghosts?

0:10:06 > 0:10:09I'm undecided.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13We were on tour once, and I think we were in my hotel room.

0:10:13 > 0:10:18And I looked through the peephole thingy...

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Not a peephole, sounds like we were in Amsterdam!

0:10:20 > 0:10:22- CREEPILY: - Did you put the money in first?

0:10:22 > 0:10:26And there was, I swear,

0:10:26 > 0:10:30there was this old lady walking down the corridor.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32And she was kind of, like, see-through...

0:10:32 > 0:10:34See-through?!

0:10:34 > 0:10:37"Yes, she was all see-through."

0:10:37 > 0:10:42And I was like, OK, just concentrate, double check.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45And I looked away and looked back and she was still there.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47And I turned round and all the guys were like,

0:10:47 > 0:10:49"Mate, you look like you've just seen a ghost."

0:10:49 > 0:10:51I was like, "I think I have!"

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Have you ever seen a ghost? Do you believe in ghosts?

0:10:54 > 0:10:57I believe in something. You know in photos you see those little round...

0:10:57 > 0:11:00They're orbs, basically, and they're spirits.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02- No. - LAUGHTER

0:11:02 > 0:11:05They are. Has anybody seen them in photographs?

0:11:05 > 0:11:08I know what you mean. You go out in the dark and take a picture,

0:11:08 > 0:11:11and when the picture comes out there's all these...

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Yeah, yeah. If you zoom in close enough...

0:11:13 > 0:11:18No, it's an orb. If you zoom in close enough, you can see a face.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21- Really?- Swear to God!- Awesome.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Well, Harry, you said yes, you've seen a ghost.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27You've got to believe in them. And that is not normal.

0:11:27 > 0:11:32Only 43% of men are girlie enough to believe in ghosts.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34I wondered if any of the Unzipped Sample seen any ghosts?

0:11:34 > 0:11:38I'm going to find out. Woooooo!

0:11:38 > 0:11:40I'll go over here, this side.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Mm, Papa got questions for you!

0:11:43 > 0:11:46- What's your name?- Lizzie. - And?- Siobhan.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- "Siobhan." Lizzie, have you got a ghost story? What happened?- I do.

0:11:49 > 0:11:54I live in a really old house and we were having a sleepover one night.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58- What does she mean?- We were, like, 13.- All right, move on.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00LAUGHTER

0:12:00 > 0:12:04- And then Shiv woke up in the middle of the night.- Shiv?- That's her name.

0:12:04 > 0:12:09And there was someone at the end of the bed, and so we named her

0:12:09 > 0:12:13the White Woman of Whitlock, and now she just comes to my house and turns

0:12:13 > 0:12:18my hairdryer on in the middle of the night, knocks stuff off the wall.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22- Is this true?- It's true. We had another sleepover and I was there

0:12:22 > 0:12:25when the hairdryer turned itself on.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- But did you see the woman?- I've seen her, yeah.- What does she look like?

0:12:28 > 0:12:29She's white. No, I mean...

0:12:29 > 0:12:31It's not always about shit like that, you know what I mean?

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Obama is president, move on.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36LAUGHTER

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Isn't that what you'd do, if you are a ghost?

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Just go and shake people up.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Put their hairdryer on, go and make some toast.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Keep flushing the toilet constantly.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47"What is this?"

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- I totally got into that story, man. - Quite spooky, wasn't it?

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Next one.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Have you ever, Amanda,

0:12:53 > 0:12:56fallen out with someone after sending a text or email by mistake?

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Yes, I have.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02I sent a text... well, a sex-t to the wrong person.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05And actually to my agent in Australia,

0:13:05 > 0:13:08and he never responded to it...

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Until he turned up at your house naked?

0:13:10 > 0:13:11LAUGHTER

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Well, yeah, I've got a lot of work Down Under since then.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16GROANING No, no, no, not like that!

0:13:16 > 0:13:18LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Where are you going?!

0:13:21 > 0:13:23No!

0:13:23 > 0:13:25I mean in Australia!

0:13:25 > 0:13:29- Danny, Harry?- Well, have you ever played that text roulette?- Oh, yeah!

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- No, what's that?- It's really good. - Oh, my God, it's amazing.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35You give someone your phone, spin it, and whoever you land on,

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- you text whatever the group say. - Have you got your phone?

0:13:38 > 0:13:41- I'll play it if you want. - Go and get it. Yeah, yeah.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47It just cuts to Harry running down Hammersmith High Street.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49LAUGHTER

0:13:49 > 0:13:53- There he is!- I got it.- Good, right.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56So, Harry is going to play phone roulette, yeah?

0:13:56 > 0:13:59- So, I take Danny's phone. - No, I take your phone! Go on.

0:13:59 > 0:14:03- You can't look. There we are, who is it?- Oh, no.- Depeche from...

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Depeche from Ministry of Sound.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09- Right, get it up! - No, I can't do it!

0:14:10 > 0:14:13I can't do it. I have meetings with him!

0:14:13 > 0:14:15We're going to send,

0:14:15 > 0:14:18"I waxed everything off, but I've been left with a rash."

0:14:18 > 0:14:19LAUGHTER

0:14:21 > 0:14:24What...? Wait, wait, wait...

0:14:24 > 0:14:27- "Any ideas how to get rid of it?" - No, "What should I do?"

0:14:27 > 0:14:30- "What should I do?" - Depeche, I'm so sorry!

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Put, "What should I do?" and then put, "D, x".

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Shall we hold it up to camera? That's genuinely going.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38DANNY GASPS Oh, no!

0:14:38 > 0:14:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Let's get yours.- Right, OK.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51- I haven't got that many people, Danny.- God, you haven't, have you?

0:14:51 > 0:14:55- No!- God, I'm at the bottom already in one swipe!

0:14:55 > 0:14:56Who's Brian?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58LAUGHTER

0:14:58 > 0:15:02- Brian is so random. - No surname in there.

0:15:02 > 0:15:07- Brian is my old neighbour's friend. - Do it.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10- I think he must be in his 60s. - Oh, no!

0:15:10 > 0:15:12I played a couple rounds of golf with him.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14All right, we'll just do, like,

0:15:14 > 0:15:17- "I know this is random and a bit inappropes..."- Oh, God!

0:15:17 > 0:15:20"..but when we played golf that time,

0:15:20 > 0:15:22"I have not stopped thinking about you."

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Oh, my God!

0:15:24 > 0:15:27"PS: have you seen Attitude magazine?"

0:15:27 > 0:15:29LAUGHTER

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Come on, Leo Tolstoy, wrap it up!

0:15:31 > 0:15:33To the camera, just to prove it's sent.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Send it. Do it.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38CHEERING

0:15:38 > 0:15:41APPLAUSE

0:15:45 > 0:15:49That is going to be so weird trying to explain that to him.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52We have to give you your verdict, cos you said you have sent

0:15:52 > 0:15:56a text or email by mistake, Amanda, and that is not normal.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- That's quite a blokey thing to do. - Is it any wonder I'm single?

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Right, Danny, how old were you when you first got drunk?

0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Three, probably. - LAUGHTER

0:16:09 > 0:16:14Erm, I don't really know, but I remember one time where

0:16:14 > 0:16:18I actually was getting on my school bus, and I found a purse.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20I was first on the bus and found a purse.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23And I felt it, I was like, "Oh, my God, feels like there's notes in it."

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Got home, opened up the purse,

0:16:25 > 0:16:27and there's a big chunk of notes in it.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30And I counted it out, it was about 1,500 quid.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32And I didn't know what to do with it,

0:16:32 > 0:16:34so I went straight to the pub with my mates.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37"Let's have a drink, let's have a drink." I was working as a waiter.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41So I bought a round of drinks in, and then I got really, really drunk

0:16:41 > 0:16:45and that put me off cider, so I never drank cider until about last year.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48And then I handed in to the police and two weeks later,

0:16:48 > 0:16:50I got the money and I bought a guitar with that.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Cos no-one had claimed it?

0:16:52 > 0:16:54And was that the guitar that started everything?

0:16:54 > 0:16:57That was the guitar that I wrote a song called Not Alone on, yeah,

0:16:57 > 0:16:58and it got me in the band.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02So, who was that Samaritan that created our music?

0:17:02 > 0:17:05£1,500 in her purse? Probably a lady of the night.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06LAUGHTER

0:17:06 > 0:17:08I bet someone's watching, going, "It's my money!"

0:17:08 > 0:17:10LAUGHTER

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Amanda, how old were you when you first got drunk?

0:17:13 > 0:17:15I was a late starter. We had the pledge in Ireland.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17And you basically say...

0:17:17 > 0:17:20In this pledge, you have to pray it and recite it -

0:17:20 > 0:17:22"I will not drink until I am the age of 21."

0:17:23 > 0:17:28- I broke it at about 19.- Oh, my God! You broke the pledge!

0:17:28 > 0:17:30- Heathen!- I'm a mad spoon!

0:17:30 > 0:17:33- What else is in the pledge, just booze?- No.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36I think it was I will not drink, I will not take drugs,

0:17:36 > 0:17:40- I will not have sex.- The Essex pledge is the exact opposite.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42We all get shit-faced and dump behind a skip.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48- Amen!- Danny, so we do need an age.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50What age were you when it happened?

0:17:50 > 0:17:52- I'd say about 14, 15. - OK, I'll give you that.

0:17:52 > 0:17:5415 is actually normal. Bang on.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58That is the average age for men to get drunk, 15. Well done.

0:17:58 > 0:17:59Oh, normal!

0:17:59 > 0:18:01End of normality questions.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Thank you for being so truthful, Danny, Harry and Amanda!

0:18:09 > 0:18:13And I do hope the Unzipped Sample were paying close attention,

0:18:13 > 0:18:15because later on tonight, they'll be JUDD and jury

0:18:15 > 0:18:18when it comes to deciding which of our guests is the least normal.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Don't forget to go to the Unzipped website after the show.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23This week, we're asking how scary are you?

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Not only will you receive a personalised report,

0:18:26 > 0:18:28but you'll also get a character based on your answers,

0:18:28 > 0:18:31just like we've done for Harry and Danny.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Get in the Halloween spirit,

0:18:33 > 0:18:35just like McFly,

0:18:35 > 0:18:38and find out how scary you really are.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42Don't be afraid. Simply unzip yourself online to find out more.

0:18:42 > 0:18:43Keep the results secret...

0:18:43 > 0:18:45BOTH: ..or share them with the world!

0:18:45 > 0:18:47That is your choice.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51Then come back every week to see how you compare to our guests

0:18:51 > 0:18:55and explore a different aspect of your personality.

0:18:55 > 0:18:59Just answer some extremely personal questions and all will be revealed.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02BOTH: Go to bbc.co.uk/BBC Three

0:19:02 > 0:19:04and click on "Unzipped".

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Still to come on tonight's show -

0:19:08 > 0:19:11we'll be sending Russell off to a graveyard

0:19:11 > 0:19:13and hearing some Halloween confessions

0:19:13 > 0:19:16- in this week's Celebs Unzipped. - Before that,

0:19:16 > 0:19:19we need to find out whether Harry and Amanda are still keeping it real

0:19:19 > 0:19:21with common people like you.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24It's time to play The Reality Check.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Let's meet Harry and Amanda's opponents.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36All the way from the Unzipped Sample,

0:19:36 > 0:19:38give it up for Zoey and Scarlett!

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Scarlett, what do you do for a living?

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Well, I had a job until a week ago, thanks to this girl.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49So like a week? Eight days?

0:19:49 > 0:19:52- What happened?- I worked as a barmaid and my boss caught us

0:19:52 > 0:19:56- drinking the drink...- What happened? You were fired?- I got fired.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Let's hope you're a bit more respecting, Zoey. What do you do?

0:19:59 > 0:20:01- I'm a veterinary nurse. - That's lovely, isn't it?

0:20:01 > 0:20:03And I'm an escort co-ordinator.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Wait a minute - what?

0:20:05 > 0:20:10I book lovely nights for randy gentlemen like yourself and Greg.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13ZOEY GIGGLES

0:20:13 > 0:20:15I just make the magic happen.

0:20:15 > 0:20:19- There we are - a drunkard and a prozzer co-ordinator.- Oh!

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Wow.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25Harry and Amanda, would you consider yourselves to be down to earth?

0:20:25 > 0:20:28- Yeah, very.- Yes, yes. Sorry. I'm... Yeah.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33Whichever team proves to be the most in touch with reality

0:20:33 > 0:20:37will get their hands on a very special prize.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39We've got a copy of McFly's brand-new album,

0:20:39 > 0:20:42their autobiography as well...

0:20:42 > 0:20:46and a framed photo of Amanda.

0:20:46 > 0:20:47Yes!

0:20:49 > 0:20:50It's priceless, that.

0:20:50 > 0:20:55But not only that. We do have an invite to Harry's wedding.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58LAUGHTER

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Right. Yeah. Cheers for that.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03- Thanks for being so generous. - Our pleasure.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06And it is now legally binding. Let's hit the lights!

0:21:06 > 0:21:08THUNDER CRASHES, SCREAMS

0:21:08 > 0:21:11- Ah, Halloween! Geddit? - AMANDA: Got it.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13I see what you did there.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17This week, questions are all about things that go bump in the night.

0:21:17 > 0:21:18First question. OK.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22What have more women done according to the Unzipped Reports?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Write down your answer.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29The closest to the correct answer wins.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31THEY CONFER

0:21:36 > 0:21:40- OK, time's up. Harry and Amanda, what have you written?- Ouija board.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Zoey and Scarlett, what have you written?

0:21:43 > 0:21:47We put the same. We couldn't spell Ouija correctly. I'm sorry.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51I can reveal that more women have farted in front of their partner.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55- I told you!- 58% of women feel comfortable doing that,

0:21:55 > 0:21:58whereas just 34% have tried to contact the dead.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Of course, 100% of people who've had a response from a Ouija board

0:22:01 > 0:22:03have instantly shat themselves.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08Which means neither of you win the round, because you were both wrong.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Amanda, is it true that your beautician is psychic?

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Yes, she is, actually.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16She gives me facials and tells me what's going to happen to me.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19She does!

0:22:19 > 0:22:22She'll be, like, squeezing a blackhead and say,

0:22:22 > 0:22:25"Are you having an argument about grey paint?"

0:22:25 > 0:22:27I'm like, "Yeah, we're painting the house grey and..."

0:22:27 > 0:22:30She reads your blackheads, or something?

0:22:30 > 0:22:31OK, next question,

0:22:31 > 0:22:34and this is about people that go bump in the night.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37According to the Unzipped Report,

0:22:37 > 0:22:42- only 29% of women prefer to have sex with the lights on.- Mingers!

0:22:42 > 0:22:45But what is the percentage for men? Write down your answers.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48The closest to the correct answer wins the round.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51It's got to be 100%. Men are so perfect, aren't they?

0:22:51 > 0:22:53THEY CONFER

0:22:53 > 0:22:56- AMANDA: We are!- Yeah, the lights on.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58- Right.- Some illumination.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01There's always a bit of light in the room when I'm having sex.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04It's normally the flickering of the computer monitor as I cry.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08What do you prefer - lights on, lights off?

0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Oh, me?- Yeah. - It's actually neither.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14- It can't be neither. - Oh, bear with me.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16- Can we have the lights down, please?- Oh, God.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Greg, please tell me you're joking.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23APPLAUSE

0:23:23 > 0:23:25And then the best bit about it

0:23:25 > 0:23:28is that, when it's reaching the end, it can just sort of go red.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Hashtag - no girlfriends for us!

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Harry and Amanda, what have you written, and why?

0:23:41 > 0:23:43We've written 32%.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46I asked Harry if he would rather on or off,

0:23:46 > 0:23:48and he went, "Well, dimly lit."

0:23:48 > 0:23:52- Scarlett and Zoey, what have you written?- We said 67,

0:23:52 > 0:23:55- because I think guys like to see boobies.- Lovely boobies.

0:23:55 > 0:23:59- Certainly do! - HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:24:00 > 0:24:05I can now reveal that the figure for men was 59%,

0:24:05 > 0:24:09which means men are twice as likely to keep the lights on during sex.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Of course, that is less for Wales, where there isn't yet electricity.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15So, Zoey and Scarlett, you win the round. Well done.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21So are you saying you prefer the lights on or off?

0:24:21 > 0:24:24I like the lights on cos with the lights on it's less dangerous.

0:24:24 > 0:24:28There's probably the gentle flicker of the red light coming in

0:24:28 > 0:24:29from the street.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39I imagine it's a difficult one for you to answer, Russ, isn't it?

0:24:39 > 0:24:40What do you mean?

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Well, it's been so long you properly can't remember.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47It's not funny to make me the butt of your joke, it doesn't work.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49- Come on.- It's funny if it's self-deprecation,

0:24:49 > 0:24:50that's how it works.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53- Come on, I'm only kidding. - Greg, don't "come on" me.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57I've had enough of it.

0:24:57 > 0:24:58AUDIENCE: Aww!

0:24:58 > 0:25:01No, it's not panto, I'll hang out over there with the other person

0:25:01 > 0:25:04who's not fully included in this segment.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08- Hey, Dan.- You go and sulk over there then.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11I'll be all right, I'll just do it on my own.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Right, where's the card gone? - Not as easy, is it?

0:25:13 > 0:25:15- Shut up.- Doing telly.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18"Let's have a 10-minute takeover and put Rihanna on."

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Actually, you know what?

0:25:21 > 0:25:23You're absolutely right, I do need a co-host,

0:25:23 > 0:25:26so, Danny, would you mind stepping in?

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Danny won't do that, he's my mate.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30- Quite fun, having a go at presenting.- Come on then, Danny.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34- Just for two minutes.- It's cool. - It's cool, man. Yeah!

0:25:34 > 0:25:36APPLAUSE

0:25:38 > 0:25:42- All right. Behave yourself. - It's easy, this.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45- What do we do, just read this? - A monkey could do this.

0:25:45 > 0:25:49The next question is about things that get bumped off in the night.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51- Danny?- Who's the most interested...

0:25:54 > 0:25:56So we asked people

0:25:56 > 0:25:58if they wanted to know exactly how

0:25:58 > 0:25:59they were going to meet their death.

0:25:59 > 0:26:05Did more men or women say yes? Write your answers down, please.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07That's pretty good.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08One word wrong.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Time is up. What have you written and why?

0:26:15 > 0:26:19We've said women and that's because I reckon that women

0:26:19 > 0:26:24would want to figure out what to do about kids and family and caring.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Whereas men don't really give a shit.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Zoey and Scarlett?

0:26:28 > 0:26:30We said women as well for the same reason.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32What's the answer?

0:26:32 > 0:26:34The answer is actually men.

0:26:34 > 0:26:38One in three men want to know how they're going to die.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Which means no-one wins!

0:26:44 > 0:26:46To be honest, you're really good at this. You're a bit of a pro.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49Any time you need a hand, give me a shout.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53You're such a pro. Will you play some of my tracks?

0:26:58 > 0:27:01- Are you finished?- Yes.

0:27:01 > 0:27:02At the end of the game,

0:27:02 > 0:27:06we can reveal that the most team in touch... No, hold on.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11We can reveal that the team most in touch with the British public...

0:27:11 > 0:27:17We can reveal that the team most in touch with the British public is...

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Zoey and Scarlett!

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Zoey and Scarlett win.

0:27:22 > 0:27:26You get your hands on the very important points.

0:27:26 > 0:27:32- And Harry?- No way.- Sorry. You're going to Harry's wedding as well.

0:27:32 > 0:27:33Whoo!

0:27:35 > 0:27:38Don't bring any escorts.

0:27:38 > 0:27:44- There's just a little extra prize too.- What are you talking about?

0:27:44 > 0:27:47I may have overreacted earlier, I'm sorry.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50To make up for it, I have got an extra prize.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52Cue the music.

0:27:52 > 0:27:53FUNERAL MARCH

0:27:53 > 0:27:57Since you've done such a great job as a presenter,

0:27:57 > 0:28:01I felt you deserved a very special Halloween reward.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04- I have made you a guitar shaped coffin...- I love it!

0:28:04 > 0:28:06..you can lay in.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11You were so good at replacing me, I thought I'd pay you back.

0:28:12 > 0:28:16- Check if it's the right size. - That's actually quite cool.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Get in it.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25- It's a bit smaller than I thought. - Face down.

0:28:32 > 0:28:36- I've never been in a guitar before. - I will just lower that gently on.

0:28:36 > 0:28:40- Go on.- I just wanted the person that replaced me...

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Well done on replacing me!

0:28:42 > 0:28:44Oh, my God, it's heavy!

0:28:44 > 0:28:46I hope you're not in any discomfort.

0:28:46 > 0:28:50# It's all about you

0:28:50 > 0:28:54# It's all about you, baby. #

0:28:54 > 0:28:56I ought to point out that,

0:28:56 > 0:29:00to make things more environmentally friendly, it will be a cremation.

0:29:00 > 0:29:04On with the show. More from the lovely Amanda and Harry later.

0:29:04 > 0:29:05Oh, I just farted!

0:29:14 > 0:29:17Onwards. There will be more from the lovely Amanda and Harry later.

0:29:17 > 0:29:20But before that, why not feast your eyes on this brilliant,

0:29:20 > 0:29:23Halloween-based exploration of British behaviour?

0:29:23 > 0:29:27- Sounds good, am I in it? - No! That's why it's brilliant.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29GHOULISH HOWLING

0:29:29 > 0:29:32Halloween is American, not British.

0:29:32 > 0:29:35A stiff upper lip never, ever quivers.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37Whoo-hoo! Who wants some pumpkin pie?!

0:29:37 > 0:29:39Only three weeks to Thanksgiving.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45It's not British to love a turkey in November

0:29:45 > 0:29:48and it's certainly not British to feel fear.

0:29:48 > 0:29:49What was that?

0:29:54 > 0:29:58I'm with the 59% of Scottish people that don't believe

0:29:58 > 0:29:59we can communicate with the dead.

0:30:01 > 0:30:02That's sweet.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06But I don't believe in ghosts, I don't believe in spirits

0:30:06 > 0:30:09and I certainly don't believe in an afterlife.

0:30:10 > 0:30:14- Russell!- Grandpappy, is that you? - Russell!

0:30:17 > 0:30:20Girls are much more likely to believe this sort of cack.

0:30:20 > 0:30:2532% of women reckon they've seen a ghost. What wallies!

0:30:25 > 0:30:27It's much more likely to be their paralytic boyfriend

0:30:27 > 0:30:30wandering around the flat about to take a slash in the wardrobe.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33Where are you from, fair ghost?

0:30:33 > 0:30:35Went to Eros nightclub last night.

0:30:35 > 0:30:37I think I had a dodgy kebab.

0:30:40 > 0:30:41Travel safe, fair spirit.

0:30:44 > 0:30:46Bollocks.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48Besides sleepwalking boyfriends,

0:30:48 > 0:30:51there's all that other tosh - vampires, zombies.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53In a zombie apocalypse,

0:30:53 > 0:30:57it's the Cornish that are most likely to have a go at surviving.

0:30:57 > 0:31:01Is that a ghost? Or is that my cousin's uncle's sister?

0:31:04 > 0:31:07I think it's your mother's cousin. Once removed.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17Stay tuned because we're playing a special Halloween edition

0:31:17 > 0:31:19of Celebs Unzipped very shortly

0:31:19 > 0:31:22and hearing this week's selection of celebrity confessions.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24Harry and Danny,

0:31:24 > 0:31:28there are loads of amazing stories in your autobiography.

0:31:28 > 0:31:32The one that I want you to talk about is Rod Stewart, private jet.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35Basically, there were only three places on the private jet.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37There's four of us in the band.

0:31:37 > 0:31:40I went, it's Dougie's birthday, Danny knows Rod the best,

0:31:40 > 0:31:43so those two can go. Tom and I play paper, scissors, stones.

0:31:43 > 0:31:45We play and I lose.

0:31:45 > 0:31:47I'm a little bit disheartened - that sucks.

0:31:47 > 0:31:51Before I know it, I looked up and they've gone.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53They haven't even said goodbye. They've gone.

0:31:53 > 0:31:54They're on the private jet.

0:31:54 > 0:31:57But he stole your passports, didn't he?

0:31:57 > 0:31:58We got to the plane and he said,

0:31:58 > 0:32:01"We need your passports." "Yeah, cool."

0:32:03 > 0:32:06So we landed and Rod got in his car and we got in our car.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09We got our passports back, we opened them up

0:32:09 > 0:32:14and in permanent marker, I've got a cock on me head.

0:32:14 > 0:32:17Dougie's got a cock on his head. And John.

0:32:17 > 0:32:20- He did that to everyone's passport? - Yes.

0:32:20 > 0:32:21A good thing I didn't go!

0:32:21 > 0:32:25We went to America after that and we went over to Africa.

0:32:25 > 0:32:29I had to go to America and Africa with this cock on me head.

0:32:29 > 0:32:32Amanda, talk about that show you did in America, The Swan.

0:32:32 > 0:32:37The premise of the show is we took 20 self-confessed ugly ducklings -

0:32:37 > 0:32:39you'd call them on munters...

0:32:39 > 0:32:41I thought you were going to say like you!

0:32:44 > 0:32:49We'd basically give them a shit load of plastic surgery

0:32:49 > 0:32:52and turn them into completely different people

0:32:52 > 0:32:54and then put them in a pageant

0:32:54 > 0:32:57and the winner would become the ultimate swan.

0:32:57 > 0:32:58I know.

0:32:58 > 0:33:01They would come to the big reveal in this big mansion

0:33:01 > 0:33:04and they would walk through these double doors and come to me.

0:33:04 > 0:33:07They haven't seen themselves and there would be a big mirror

0:33:07 > 0:33:08behind these draped, red velvet curtains.

0:33:08 > 0:33:12The curtain would drop and, "Oh, my God! I can't believe it!"

0:33:12 > 0:33:13Very dramatic.

0:33:13 > 0:33:17- "I'm a swan!" - Literally, a massive beak!

0:33:19 > 0:33:23There was one girl I was interviewing and I said, "Can we cut the tape?"

0:33:23 > 0:33:25There was a trickle of blood coming down her face

0:33:25 > 0:33:29because she had had a facelift and they were pulling her hair all day.

0:33:29 > 0:33:32Needless to say... Did they all love it?

0:33:32 > 0:33:34Can you imagine that?

0:33:34 > 0:33:38If her face just fell down halfway through the reveal. "I love it!"

0:33:39 > 0:33:43Any texts back, by the way, from those messages?

0:33:43 > 0:33:46Yes. I felt my phone buzz.

0:33:46 > 0:33:52You sent him, "Brian, I know this is a bit random and inappropes.

0:33:52 > 0:33:54"But when we played golf that time,

0:33:54 > 0:33:57"I've not been able to stop thinking about you.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59"What does this mean? H.

0:33:59 > 0:34:03"PS, have you seen the latest Attitude?"

0:34:05 > 0:34:07Brian replies, ten minutes later...

0:34:07 > 0:34:09How old is Brian?

0:34:09 > 0:34:13In his late 60s, I guess.

0:34:13 > 0:34:16- Is the text in capitals?- It's all in capitals.

0:34:16 > 0:34:20- All in capitals!- One letter per three seconds.

0:34:20 > 0:34:26Brian goes, "Hi, H. Nice to hear from you. Hope you and Izzy are OK.

0:34:26 > 0:34:30"I'm at Dolly's... " My neighbour. "..at the moment, in her bungalow.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33"How's your golf? We must have a game sometime."

0:34:42 > 0:34:44Did you get any response yet?

0:34:44 > 0:34:47Yeah, I actually did, yeah.

0:34:47 > 0:34:51You guys wrote... "I've waxed everything off,

0:34:51 > 0:34:55"but I've been left with a horrible rash. What should I do?"

0:34:55 > 0:34:57"D x."

0:34:57 > 0:35:00- From the Ministry, right? - Ministry of Sound, yeah.

0:35:00 > 0:35:04He just goes, "Ha-ha-ha! Lots of moisturising cream x "

0:35:04 > 0:35:08LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:35:08 > 0:35:10Look at it.

0:35:11 > 0:35:13That's brilliant.

0:35:13 > 0:35:16As it's Halloween, we've got these wonderful jumpers on.

0:35:16 > 0:35:19We are celebrating Halloween. Are you big Halloween fans?

0:35:19 > 0:35:23I've just bought my first pumpkin ever today at my local butcher.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26- I don't know what to do with it. - I don't know what you lot do

0:35:26 > 0:35:29for your Halloween parties. I'm not particularly a fan of fancy dress.

0:35:29 > 0:35:32I just live my life through my dog, through Colin.

0:35:32 > 0:35:35Colin's a pug and I'm working on his Halloween costume for this year,

0:35:35 > 0:35:38- if you want to see it. - ALL: Yeah.

0:35:38 > 0:35:41See if I can get him in. Colin, come. Come on.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44AUDIENCE SHRIEKS

0:35:44 > 0:35:46Hey, Colin!

0:35:49 > 0:35:50- Ho-ho-ho.- There we go.

0:35:54 > 0:35:56Colin says, "Imagine if you culled one off now."

0:35:56 > 0:35:58Bought a review of the show.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01It's not my whole social life. I've got some cats, as well.

0:36:01 > 0:36:04Come on, Col, come and join us on the sofa. Come on. Up.

0:36:04 > 0:36:06There we go.

0:36:06 > 0:36:07AUDIENCE: Aww.

0:36:07 > 0:36:11That is my biggest fear - a dog dressed as a spider

0:36:11 > 0:36:14- crawling into my ear.- Based on what they've heard tonight -

0:36:14 > 0:36:17Danny, Harry and Amanda, it's time for the Unzipped sample

0:36:17 > 0:36:20- to decide who is the least normal. - If you think Harry might be

0:36:20 > 0:36:22two cymbals short of a drumkit, cheer now.

0:36:22 > 0:36:25VIRTUAL SILENCE

0:36:25 > 0:36:26Hmm, OK.

0:36:27 > 0:36:32If you think Danny is one hit short of a Best Of album, cheer now.

0:36:32 > 0:36:35CHEERING

0:36:35 > 0:36:38But if you think Amanda is one big red ball

0:36:38 > 0:36:41short of a Total Wipeout, cheer now.

0:36:41 > 0:36:42LESS ENTHUSIASTIC CHEERING

0:36:42 > 0:36:44COLIN BARKS

0:36:44 > 0:36:46The dog is cheering!

0:36:47 > 0:36:50- What do you reckon, Colin?- Colin cheered and then dribbled on me.

0:36:50 > 0:36:51The weirdest is...

0:36:52 > 0:36:53..yeah, it's Danny!

0:36:53 > 0:36:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:36:59 > 0:37:02- Thanks, mate.- How does this rank alongside your other achievements?

0:37:02 > 0:37:03I'm quite honoured.

0:37:03 > 0:37:05Does that mean you two are quite boring?

0:37:05 > 0:37:08- We're standard.- We're just really...

0:37:08 > 0:37:09LAUGHTER

0:37:09 > 0:37:12Danny, despite the Unzipped Sample questioning your sanity

0:37:12 > 0:37:16this evening, are you still up for winning them some booze?

0:37:16 > 0:37:17Yes, definitely. Cheers, everyone!

0:37:17 > 0:37:19CHEERING

0:37:19 > 0:37:22It's time for this - It's time for Celebs Unzipped!

0:37:22 > 0:37:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:37:30 > 0:37:31Colin, go that way. Go.

0:37:31 > 0:37:34Welcome to the game that's a bit like the sweets at the bottom

0:37:34 > 0:37:36of a trick or treat bag - cheap and out of date.

0:37:36 > 0:37:39If Harry, Danny and Amanda pull their fingers out,

0:37:39 > 0:37:42the entire audience will win cocktails!

0:37:42 > 0:37:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:37:44 > 0:37:49So, say hello to the Halloween Carousel of Celebrity.

0:37:49 > 0:37:52SILENCE

0:37:52 > 0:37:53LAUGHTER

0:37:53 > 0:37:56Every week, the sound effects fail. It was supposed to...

0:37:56 > 0:37:59- Don't worry about it. Too late. - So, let's have a look...

0:37:59 > 0:38:02THUNDER/ LIGHTNING/ GHOULISH LAUGHTER

0:38:02 > 0:38:03What dicks.

0:38:06 > 0:38:08Cut, OK? Have a look

0:38:08 > 0:38:10at these terrifying faces.

0:38:11 > 0:38:13What am I doing in there?!

0:38:14 > 0:38:15- Urgh!- Ha-ha-ha!

0:38:15 > 0:38:19- What happened?- So, we've got Holly Willoughby, Jo Swash,

0:38:19 > 0:38:21Feltz. A few others.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24Mr Judd, Mr Jones and Ms Byram,

0:38:24 > 0:38:28allow me to ramp up the pressure several notches.

0:38:28 > 0:38:30ASCENDING WHOOSH

0:38:30 > 0:38:33"Mother? Mother!" Let's start the wheel.

0:38:39 > 0:38:42How cool if you had a goatee of bats, like that.

0:38:42 > 0:38:43LAUGHTER

0:38:43 > 0:38:49- It's Chico.- OK, we asked Chico if he believes in ghosts.

0:38:49 > 0:38:50Do you think he said yes or no?

0:38:50 > 0:38:52Help them out, audience.

0:38:52 > 0:38:54AUDIENCE: Yes!

0:38:54 > 0:38:57Yes, he does believe in ghosts.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00- We've got no doubt.- We've gone with yes. Let's have a look.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05Do I believe in ghosts? Absolutely, ghosts are real,

0:39:05 > 0:39:06but all they are is entities,

0:39:06 > 0:39:09and that is when a human soul

0:39:09 > 0:39:13goes, or tries to, go to the next plain of existence,

0:39:13 > 0:39:17but it hasn't travelled, or crossed over, just yet.

0:39:17 > 0:39:19So, that's all it is.

0:39:21 > 0:39:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:39:24 > 0:39:28Imagine if, at the end of that, he'd gone, "It's Chico time!"

0:39:28 > 0:39:29LAUGHTER

0:39:29 > 0:39:33- MANCUNIAN ACCENT:- 72% of people in Manchester believe in ghosts.

0:39:33 > 0:39:37But that's because they're always going, "Nee-oww-oww-oww".

0:39:37 > 0:39:39All right, let's spin again.

0:39:42 > 0:39:43Stop.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45Definitely stops quicker for you.

0:39:46 > 0:39:50Ah! Now, you're not allowed to talk about this one. I'll ask this.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53You'll find out why. We asked Joe Swash

0:39:53 > 0:39:58if he and Caroline Flack had ever trick or treated Russell.

0:39:58 > 0:40:01Do you think he said yes or no?

0:40:01 > 0:40:04They spent a lot of time together in the jungle.

0:40:04 > 0:40:05AUDIENCE: Yes!

0:40:05 > 0:40:09- What do you reckon?- Yes... Yeah.

0:40:09 > 0:40:11- We think, yeah.- Let's find out.

0:40:13 > 0:40:17Me, Russell and Caroline was doing I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!

0:40:17 > 0:40:20It was our first series, so we was all getting to know each other,

0:40:20 > 0:40:24so we started doing blindfold wine tasting and Russ was in

0:40:24 > 0:40:27the swimming pool and me and Caroline were on the side,

0:40:27 > 0:40:29so we blindfolded Russ

0:40:29 > 0:40:35and we put some wine in a glass, but when Russ was blindfolded,

0:40:35 > 0:40:38I bent down and I pulled me pants down.

0:40:38 > 0:40:42I pulled me bum cheeks apart and placed his nose right in the middle.

0:40:42 > 0:40:47"Go on, Russ, give it a sniff. See what you think of the wine."

0:40:47 > 0:40:51And when he sniffed, I let go and my bum caught his nose

0:40:51 > 0:40:53and he had a massive sniff of my arse.

0:40:53 > 0:40:55AUDIENCE GROANS

0:40:55 > 0:40:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:57 > 0:41:00- That is brilliant.- I was so eager. I was so eager to show off,

0:41:00 > 0:41:02they let me get a couple of wines right first.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05When it was Joe's arse, I was actually going like that.

0:41:05 > 0:41:06LAUGHTER

0:41:06 > 0:41:10When I took it off, I could just see ginger bum pubes. It was horrible.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12- I was so closed off. - Right, you need one more

0:41:12 > 0:41:15for the booze for the whole audience. Spin it again, let's go.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17You can do this.

0:41:17 > 0:41:18Stop.

0:41:21 > 0:41:24- Oh.- Derek Acorah, in spirit, please.

0:41:24 > 0:41:26"Is there an old man anyone's lost?"

0:41:26 > 0:41:28LAUGHTER

0:41:28 > 0:41:31"Anyone lost an old human? Who's ever know a person?

0:41:31 > 0:41:33"Thank you, my powers."

0:41:33 > 0:41:38OK, does medium and spirit-whisperer Derek Acorah

0:41:38 > 0:41:40know when he's going to die? Yes or no?

0:41:40 > 0:41:43MIX OF "YES" and "NO" FROM AUDIENCE

0:41:43 > 0:41:46- Does he know when he's going to die? - He'll claim he does, just to...

0:41:46 > 0:41:50- Bear in mind, he knows everything. - Yeah.- Yes.- Let's find out.

0:41:50 > 0:41:53I do know when I'm going to die. I'm very privileged.

0:41:53 > 0:41:58I have been told by my dad and my grandmother many years ago

0:41:58 > 0:42:01that I would reach the grand age of 84.

0:42:01 > 0:42:04Know what? I'm happy with that. That's a good innings.

0:42:04 > 0:42:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:05 > 0:42:08Amazing! That was correct, which means you've won!

0:42:08 > 0:42:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:12 > 0:42:16Thanks to you lovely people, the audience will all get a cocktail!

0:42:16 > 0:42:17CHEERING

0:42:17 > 0:42:21And that's our time up. A big thank you to our special guests,

0:42:21 > 0:42:24Amanda Byram, Harry Judd and Danny Jones!

0:42:24 > 0:42:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:26 > 0:42:31We'll be back next week, with Example and Jerry Springer.

0:42:31 > 0:42:33Amazing. But don't forget, until then,

0:42:33 > 0:42:36you can share your own personality report on the Unzipped website.

0:42:36 > 0:42:39- Thank you so much for watching. - BOTH: Happy Halloween!

0:42:39 > 0:42:40GHOULISH LAUGHTER

0:42:40 > 0:42:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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